Season 4

1 - Food Wars! Shokugeki no Soma: Takumi's Downtown Competition

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SIGN    Seconds 1
SIGN    The Break After the Training Camp
[00:18] Lady
    Please watch your step.
[00:22] Lady
    Welcome to the observation deck, 350.
[00:28] Isami
    Look, Bro.
[00:30] Isami
    We're so high up! What a great view.
[00:35] Isami
    The people look like bits
    of garbage down there.
[00:37] Takumi
    Isami... That's all you
    wanted to say, isn't it?
[00:40] Isa
    Come on, Bro, you should be more excited.
[00:43] Isa
    You promised you'd have fun today.
[00:45] Taku
    Yeah, you're right.
[00:47] Isa
    Yup. That training camp from hell is over,
    and now we get this tiny bit of down time.
[00:53] (Flashback) Taku
    Eventually, I'll challenge
    you to a Shokugeki.
[00:57] (Flashback) Taku
    Until we meet again, Yukihira Soma.
[01:02] (Flashback) Soma
    Hey, I guess we met again.
[01:03] (Flashback) Taku
    Shut up!
[01:04] (Flashback) Taku
    Don't talk to me!
SIGN    Elevator
SIGN    Height:
SIGN    Tembo Galleria
[01:10] Sign
    Height:
SIGN    Observation Deck
[01:12] Ryo
    You're not going to look at
    the view from here, Miss?
[01:14] Lady
    You can go ahead to the
    elevator on the right.
[01:16] Alice
    I want to go to the very top!
SIGN    Height:
SIGN    Tembo Galleria
SIGN    Height:
[01:20] Alice
    There's a Japanese proverb that says
    smoke and geniuses always rise to the top!
[01:25] Ryo
    Uh-huh...
[01:26] Ryo
    Is that how that goes?
[01:29] Soma
    Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh!
[01:30] Taku
    I'll crush you soon.
[01:34] Taku
    Just you wait, Yukihira!
[01:36] Isa
    You're thinking about Yukihira-kun again.
[01:40] Isa
    Heh.
[01:45] Taku
    Isami, what are you doing?
[01:52] Taku
    Stop that right now, Isami!
[01:53] Isa
    Huh? What was that?
[01:55] Taku
    Stop that, Isami!
SIGN    Takumi's
    Downtown
    Competition
[03:33] Isa
    Oh, jeez. Are you still mad, Bro?
[03:36] Taku
    You bet I am.
SIGN    The Manager's Recommendation
SIGN    Melon Bread
[03:38] Taku
    Doing that is terrify—I mean,
    you disturbed everyone around us!
[03:42] Isa
    My bad. But you keep
    getting lost in thought.
[03:47] Taku
    Well, I guess I apologize for that.
[03:51] Ishi
    Okay, everyone.
SIGN    Polar Star Dormitory
[03:52] Ishi
    The planetarium is this way.
SIGN    Planetarium
[03:54] Ishi
    Gazing at the stars with
    my fellow dorm mates...
SIGN    Polar Star Dormitory
[03:57] Ishi
    This is youth!
SIGN    Polar Star Dormitory
[03:58] Ishi
    This is what it means to be students!
[04:00] Ishi
    This is what we call the days of our youth!
[04:02] Aoki bg
    Huh? What was that?
[04:02] Shun
    Why are we doing this again?
[04:03] Sato bg
    Huh? You got a problem?
[04:05] Glasses
    Indeed.
[04:07] Glasses
    I would have much preferred
[04:08] Glasses
    to go to the Postal Museum to see
    Japan's biggest stamp collection.
[04:12] Shun
    That's not what I meant, but sure.
[04:13] Bg
    What?
[04:16] Isa
    Well, let's have fun
    wherever we go next, Bro.
SIGN    Ueno Station • Ueno Park
[04:20] Taku
    Yeah, I will.
[04:22] Taku
    Where are we going, exactly?
[04:25] Isa
    Well...
[04:39] Hisa
    This way, Erina-sama.
[04:40] Hisa
    We will be heading to the 31st floor,
    to a location that serves French cuisine,
[04:44] Hisa
    where you will be sampling their new menu.
[04:47] Erina
    This is the third location today.
SIGN    Sumida Aquarium
    We've Got Baby Penguins!
[04:53] Hisa
    Erina-sama? Is something the matter?
[04:56] Erina
    H-Hisako, do we have a little time?
[04:59] Hisa
    Huh? Did something come up?
[05:01] Erina
    W-Well... They appear to have penguins.
[05:04] Hisa
    Penguins?!
[05:05] Hisa
    What a brilliant plan, Erina-sama!
[05:08] Hisa
    You're already thinking about the
    flavors before you even start!
[05:11] Erina
    That's not what I'm talking about!
[05:13] Hisa
    Huh?
[05:14] Hisa
    Then what...
[05:16] Hisa
    D-Don't tell me you'd like their
    new dish to feature penguin!
[05:19] Erina
    Absolutely not!
[05:21] Erina
    Oh, never mind!
[05:22] Hisa
    Wait, Erina-sama! That's not the right way!
[05:27] Girls
    Welcome!
[05:28] Taku
    I-Isami, where are we?
[05:31] Isa
    I always wanted to come here.
[05:34] Isa
    It's a cosplay café.
[05:35] Taku
    Cosplay café?
[05:38] Girl
    Roger on that order. We'll carry
    out that mission immediately!
[05:42] Taku
    Isami... This is what you're into?
[05:46] Isa
    I love Japanese culture.
[05:50] Isami
    Underground stuff, pop culture,
    the traditional stuff...
[05:52] Isami
    It's all super cool.
[05:55] Taku
    Huh... I see.
[05:58] Taku
    Now that I think about it,
    this place is technically a restaurant.
[06:01] Taku
    I guess I might be able to learn something.
[06:04] Isa
    Apparently the customers can cosplay, too.
[06:08] Isa
    They even let you rent those costumes.
[06:11] Taku
    Cosplay ourselves?
[06:14] Both
    Cabbage Orange Twins!
[06:17] Taku
    No, no, no, no, no!
[06:18] Ura
    Hello!
[06:20] Ura
    Thank you for waiting!
[06:23] Ura
    Feel the magic!
[06:25] Ura
    Cabbage Purple!
[06:28] Ura
    Cute!
SIGN    Cute
[06:34] Ura
    Well, anyway...
[06:35] Ura
    Here are the omelet rices you ordered!
[06:38] Ura
    Made personally by me and filled with love!
[06:42] Taku
    R-Right. Thank you.
[06:44] Taku
    Wait, have we met before?
[06:49] Ura
    Oh, sir. Are you trying to
    tell me that I'm super cute?
SIGN    Cosplay Punch
[06:53] Taku
    No, uh...
[06:54] Ura
    Okay! Now I'll cast a spell on the omelet
    rices to make them even more delicious!
[07:00] Ura
    Say it with me now!
[07:03] Ura
    Squee, squee, badump, badump.
[07:05] Both
    Squee, squee, badump, badump.
[07:07] Ura
    How exciting, sparkle, sparkle.
[07:09] Taku
    How exciting, sparkle, sparkle.
[07:12] Ura
    Become delicious!
[07:16] Taku
    Become delicious!
[07:21] Ura
    Please enjoy your stay!
[07:23] Ura
    Cute!
SIGN    Kawashima Urara
     First-Year, High School Division
[07:27] Ura
    Tch. What the hell are Totsuki
    students doing here?
[07:31] Ura
    Someone's gonna find out I'm
    doing this super-secret job!
[07:34] Lady
    Urara-san! We got four orders
    of omelet rice coming up.
[07:38] Ura
    Okay! Cute!
SIGN    Cute
SIGN    Cosplay Café
[07:40] Girls
    Thank you very much!
[07:44] Isa
    Wasn't that place great, Bro?
[07:46] Isa
    Become delicious!
[07:48] Taku
    Sh-Shut up!
[07:50] Taku
    But you know...
[07:52] Taku
    I was surprised at how delicious
    that omelet rice actually was.
[07:56] Isa
    Right?
[07:58] Taku
    The fluffiness of the egg and the mixing
    of the chicken rice was perfect.
[08:03] Isa
    Maybe the spell actually worked.
[08:06] Taku
    I'm sure the waitress was
    just an excellent cook.
[08:08] Isa
    You're so serious.
[08:11] Jun
    Over here, Hayama-kun! We're here!
SIGN    Curry House
    Open
    "Under Totsuki Academy's"
    Professor Shiomi Jun's Supervision!
    ★ Summer Stamina Spicy Curry
    ★ Ultra Hot Kashmir Garlic Curry
    ★ Super Sweet Corn Curry for Kids
[08:14] Jun
    Since you helped me mix the spices,
    I asked them to include your name, too, but...
[08:21] Akira
    If I was able to help you out,
    that's all that matters, Jun.
[08:25] Jun
    Don't call me "Jun"!
[08:26] Jun
    You mean Professor Shiomi!
[08:28] Akira
    More importantly, you didn't
    supervise these dish names?
SIGN    Wow!
     All the
    Veggies You Could Ask For Healthy Curry
    Available with Pork, Too!!! 1080 yen
[08:33] Jun
    Huh? What do you mean?
[08:36] Akira
    Well, whatever.
[08:40] Isa
    It's been a while since we've been
    to the Kappabashi Shopping District.
[08:43] Taku
    Yeah. As proper chefs, we need to
    drop by every once in a while.
[08:50] Niku
    This would probably look great
    for a pork cutlet bowl,
[08:53] Niku
    but this would look better with
    a sauce pork cutlet bowl.
[08:56] Dude
    Hey, Nikumi! Why don't we buy this?
[08:59] Dude
    Summer's right around the corner!
[09:01] Niku
    Hell no! And don't call me "Nikumi!"
[09:07] Isa
    Look at this, Bro!
[09:09] Isa
    This looks like actual pizza!
SIGN    Samples
[09:13] Isa
    This looks great, too!
[09:15] Isa
    The fork's floating in midair!
[09:17] Taku
    Food samples, huh?
[09:20] Guy
    I'm begging you!
[09:21] Guy
    Please allow me to make a food sample
    of your exquisite margherita!
[09:26] Guy
    No, no! Your exquisite lasagna!
[09:28] Guy
    No, no! Your exquisite pasta pescatore!
[09:31] Taku
    I'm honored. If I can be of service
    to the lovely people of Japan...
[09:35] Taku
    Absolutely.
[09:36] Guy
    Oh, never mind.
[09:38] Guy
    Excuse me!
[09:40] Guy
    Allow me to make a food sample of your dish!
[09:43] Guy
    Me, too!
[09:44] Guy
    Yeah, I'm choosing this guy, too!
[09:46] Taku
    What?!
[09:46] Soma
    Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh...
SIGN    Heh Heh
SIGN    Heh Heh
[09:50] Taku
    Curse you, Yukihira!
[09:52] Taku
    Let's settle whose dishes
    look better as food samples
[09:55] Taku
    once and for all!
[09:57] Isa
    Yukihira-kun really grinds your gears, huh?
SIGN    Booming Business
    Kappa Kawataro
SIGN    Booming Business
    Kappa Kawataro
[10:03] Purple
    Jeez. You spent so much time looking,
SIGN    Open
[10:06] Purple
    and you didn't even buy anything.
[10:08] Buns
    Well, nothing really hit me, you know?
[10:13] Megu
    You're very diligent, Yuki-chan.
SIGN    Open
SIGN    Hanaichimonja
[10:24] Yuki
    Megumi mentioned how she's
    never had monjayaki before,
[10:28] Yuki
    so we were just talking about getting some.
[10:30] Yuki
    Never thought we'd randomly run into you two,
    Takumicchi and Isamicchi.
[10:35] Taku
    Takumicchi?
SIGN    Takumicchi?
[10:36] Isa
    Isamicchi?
SIGN    Isamicchi?
[10:38] Purple
    I promise she means well.
    She's always like this.
[10:42] Taku
    Oh, it's fine.
[10:44] Taku
    It's normal to call everyone
    by their first names in Italy.
[10:47] Isa
    Yeah, don't worry about it.
[10:49] Guy
    Are you ready to order?
[10:51] Ryoko
    Hmm... Should we start by ordering,
    like, three different kinds?
[10:54] Yuki
    Megumi, this is your first time,
    so pick whatever you want.
[10:57] Megu
    Huh?! Me?!
[10:58] Megu
    Um, uh...
SIGN    ■ Monja
    Monja 670 yen
    Pickled Ginger Monja 780 yen Pork Monja 830 yen
    Scallion Monja 830 yen Beef Monja 930
    Soba Monja 930 yen Curry Monja 780 yen
    Squid Monja 880 yen Garlic Chives Monja 830
    Manila Clams Monja 880 Natto Monja 830 yen
    Sakura Shrimp Monja 980 yen Mochi Monja 880 yen
    Octopus Monja 980 yen Tuna Monja 830 yen
    Shrimp Monja 1030 yen Corn Monja 830 yen
    Scallop Monja 1140 yen Cheese Monja 880 yen
    Mentaiko Monja 1140 yen Kimchi Monja 880 yen
    
    ■Special Monja
    Yakisoba Monja 980 yen Salami & Cheese Monja 1250 yen
    Shiso, Scallions, and Natto Monja 980 yen Curry, Corn, and Cheese Monja 1280 yen
    Japanese-Style Manila Clams and Butter Monja 1000 yen Cheese and Corned Beef Monja 1280 yen
    Mapo Tofu Monja 1100 Pork, Scallions, and Kimchi Monja 1280 yen
    Pork Curry and Garlic Monja 1100 yen Mentaiko and Cheese Monja 1380 yen
    Beef Tendons and Scallions Monja 1200 yen Mixed Seafood Monja 1400 yen
    Tonkotsu Pork and Scallions Monja 1200 yen Hanaichimonja Special Monja 1500 yen
    Shiso and Dried Whitefish Monja 1250 yen Deluxe Monja 1780 yen
    
    ■Toppings
    Pickled Ginger, Curry, Egg 110 yen
    Garlic Chives, Bean Sprouts, Natto, Scallions, Garlic 160 yen
    Onions, Sliced Squid, Rice, Potatoes, Mochi 210 yen
    Tuna, Pork, Corn, Soba 260 yen
    Sakura Shrimp, Octopus, Kimchi, Fresh Squid, Manila Clams, Corned Beef, Cheese 310 yen
    Peeled Shrimp, Beef 360 yen
    Fresh Scallops, Mentaiko 470 yen
[11:00] Megu
    Then why don't we get the
    mixed seafood monja,
[11:03] Megu
    the pork monja, and maybe this
    mentaiko and cheese monja?
[11:07] Isa
    Cheese sounds great. I'm in.
[11:10] Taku
    Yeah. I think those are good selections.
[11:12] Buns
    'Kay. Guess we're getting those three.
[11:14] Guy
    Keh. You've got no idea
    what you're talking about.
[11:18] Angy
    Adding cheese to monja is blasphemy.
[11:21] Angy
    Monja only needs sauce,
    flour, cabbage, and aonori.
SIGN    Bun-san
    Customer
[11:25] Angy
    If this is your first time,
    get the original monja, like you should.
[11:28] Megu
    Huh?! Y-Yes, sir!
[11:30] Megu
    I'm so sorry!
[11:33] Taku
    Tadokoro-san, there's no
    reason for you to apologize.
[11:37] Megu
    Huh?
[11:38] Taku
    My friend just ordered items from the menu.
     You have no right to belittle her.
[11:44] Angy
    Huh? What was that?!
[11:45] Guy
    C-Come on, Bun-san.
[11:47] Guy
    Sorry, he's usually much nicer...
[11:51] Guy
    But he's been in a bad mood lately.
[11:54] Guy
    Whatever. It's not like some foreigners
[11:57] Guy
    could ever truly understand
    why monja is so delicious.
[12:01] Taku
    I'm afraid I cannot let that pass.
[12:04] Angy
    Oh?
[12:07] Taku
    We are chefs. That means I can't let you
    insult our understanding of food.
[12:12] Angy
    Oho? Chefs, eh?
[12:15] Taku
    It's true that we are not actually Japanese.
[12:18] Taku
    But we love Japan and have
    nothing but respect for it.
[12:22] Taku
    I can't just let these
    baseless statements slide.
[12:25] Isa
    Yeah. I love Japanese culture.
[12:30] Angy
    So you're trying to tell me that you know
SIGN    Understanding
[12:32] Angy
    what it's like to be from these parts?
[12:34] Taku
    If anything, I can understand it as
    another thing to love about Japan.
[12:39] Angy
    Hmph. All right, then.
[12:42] Angy
    Then how about you and
    I have a little competition?
[12:44] Angy
    Let's see who can make the better monja.
[12:47] Taku
    What?
[12:48] Angy
    If you're truly a pro
    chef who can understand
[12:50] Angy
    what it's like to be from these parts,
[12:52] Angy
    I'm sure making some delicious
    monja will be a piece of cake.
[12:55] Angy
    Eh?
[12:57] Taku
    Very well.
[12:59] Taku
    I accept this challenge.
[13:01] Megu
    T-Takumi-kun!
[13:03] Taku
    We've proudly served our customers
    at Trattoria Aldini for years.
[13:08] Taku
    There's no way I can decline this challenge.
[13:12] Isa
    Oh, jeez. Now you've got Bro all fired up.
[13:16] Taku
    In the name of Aldini,
[13:18] Taku
    I'll make a monja that anyone
    in the world can enjoy!
[13:23] Both
    Tre... Due... Uno... Fino.
[13:33] Angy
    We'll be making monja with the ingredients
    available in this restaurant.
[13:36] Angy
    That's it for the rules.
[13:38] Angy
    The regulars and the owner of this
    restaurant will decide which is the best.
[13:44] Lady
    Bun-san and I are acquaintances,
[13:46] Lady
    but I promise a fair deliberation
    as a monja lover.
[13:51] Guy
    Leave it to me!
[13:53] Taku
    All right, that's fine.
[13:56] Taku
    But I do have one request.
[13:59] Angy
    And what's that?
[14:00] Taku
    We two brothers shall prepare
    our dish. Is that all right?
[14:04] Angy
    Pfft. This competition's not about speed,
[14:07] Angy
    and I don't care if there's
    one or two of you.
[14:11] Taku
    Thank you very much.
[14:12] Buns
    So both sides are good to go?
[14:15] Ryoko
    Why in the world are you
    trying to run this, Yuki?
[14:18] Buns
    All right!
[14:20] Buns
    Begin... cooking!
[14:25] Angy
    You whippersnappers! I'll break
    both of your snooty little noses!
[14:30] Taku
    He really is only using
    the standard ingredients.
[14:33] Taku
    So he's going to compete by
    making an old-fashioned monja.
[14:37] Guy
    Bun-san's not a pro chef by any means,
SIGN    Local Monja Contest
[14:40] Guy
    but he wins the local
    monja contest every year!
[14:45] Angy
    All right! Let's do this!
[14:49] Megu
    Wow...
[14:50] Ryoko
    His arm movements flow so well.
[14:52] Buns
    Guess he's not all talk.
[14:55] Angy
    And now to pour the liquid
    inside the embankment.
[14:59] Taku
    He's not showing any hesitation,
    and he's got perfect timing.
[15:02] Taku
    He's got skills based in sheer experience.
[15:06] Taku
    It'll be hard for us outsiders to
    surpass him just by copying him.
[15:11] Taku
    What should we do? What should we do?
[15:14] Taku
    What would he do?
[15:16] Soma
    I'd just put everything I have on the plate.
[15:21] Taku
    I-I was just about to say that, too!
[15:24] Taku
    Why you—
[15:25] Isa
    Yeah, don't worry about him.
    Just his usual delusions.
[15:29] Taku
    N-No! I'm just thinking out loud!
[15:32] Buns
    Wait, Megumi. Is Takumicchi actually
    supposed to be a funny guy?
[15:36] Megu
    U-Um...
[15:38] Taku
    That's right. Even if what
    we're making is monja,
[15:41] Taku
    we're just going to do what we always do.
[15:44] Taku
    We're going to stay tried and true
[15:46] Taku
    and create a dish that best represents us!
[15:48] Isa
    You betcha, Bro.
[15:50] Angy
    All right. It's about time.
[15:53] Angy
    It's do or die time!
[15:56] Owner
    Yeah, this is it.
[15:57] Lady
    The aroma of the burning
    sauce is indescribable.
[16:02] Guy
    It balances out great with the cabbage.
     I'm drooling already.
[16:05] Angy
    And you can't make monja...
SIGN    Special
    Selection
SIGN    Aonori
SIGN    Shimanto
    River
[16:08] Angy
    without this!
[16:09] Buns
    Your personal stash of aonori?
[16:12] Buns
    Is that even allowed?!
SIGN    Within
SIGN    The Rules
[16:13] Angy
    It's right here in the shop, so yup!
[16:16] Buns
    Oh, I see!
[16:17] Angy
    My monja's not complete without this stuff.
[16:22] Megu
    Wow, what a lovely aroma.
[16:24] Angy
    The absolute best aonori
    from the Shimanto River.
[16:28] Angy
    Nothin' else like it!
[16:30] Angy
    All right, it's done. Eat up, guys!
[16:35] Guy
    Man, this takes me back to childhood.
[16:39] Lady
    Such a simple and nostalgic flavor.
[16:44] Megu
    It's so good!
[16:45] Buns
    The sauce and the cabbage
    together are irresistible!
[16:49] Ryoko
    The char is so aromatic and wonderful.
[16:54] Isa
    Take that, Bro!
[16:56] Taku
    Now you've done it!
[16:59] Isa
    He didn't even do anything special.
[17:02] Taku
    It's because it's simple that
    it makes you feel nostalgia.
[17:07] Taku
    But we haven't lost yet.
[17:09] Taku
    Let's begin, Isami!
[17:11] Isa
    You got it, Bro!
[17:15] Owner
    Hey, that doesn't seem to be enough flour.
[17:19] Taku
    Oh?
[17:19] Owner
    Usually, you'd use twice as much.
[17:22] Angy
    Hmph. You don't even have the basics down.
[17:25] Taku
    No. This is perfectly fine.
[17:27] Owner
    Huh?
[17:28] Angy
    Hmph.
[17:29] Angy
    I can't wait to see what
    these outsiders make.
[17:33] Taku
    True, we might be outsiders.
[17:36] Taku
    But that's exactly why there's
    something only we can do.
[17:41] Angy
    Quit your yappin' and feed me already.
[17:47] Taku
    Forno accendere.
[17:50] Taku
    Isami, the cabbage.
[17:51] Isa
    Roger!
[17:55] Buns
    Whoa!
[17:57] Ryoko
    He's so fast!
[17:58] Taku
    Tritare!
[17:59] Girl
    Wild!
[18:02] Owner
    Huh? What about the embankment?
[18:04] Taku
    This is fine.
[18:06] Taku
    It won't overflow anywhere,
    even without an embankment.
[18:11] Taku
    That's because the liquid we prepared is...
[18:15] Guy
    What... The stuff in the liquid...
[18:18] Guy
    is rice?!
[18:19] Lady
    So it's risotto monja!
[18:21] Owner
    I see.
[18:22] Ryoko
    He's making it unique by using seafood.
[18:26] Megu
    The shrimp and the squid
    are from this shop, but...
[18:29] Megu
    Those are... clams?
[18:32] Isa
    This is next.
SIGN    Isonori
SIGN    Special
    Selection
[18:33] Taku
    And now, the final touches.
[18:35] Lady
    Wait, that's not aonori.
[18:37] Guy
    It's isonori!
[18:39] Taku
    There are Italian recipes
    that use isonori, too.
[18:44] Taku
    I figured we could achieve
    the monja dish we wanted
[18:47] Taku
    by using an ingredient used in
    both Japanese and Italian cuisine.
[18:51] Any
    I-Italian, my ass! It ain't
    monja without aonori!
SIGN    Isonori
     Special Selection
[18:57] Taku
    Tre.
SIGN    Isonori
     Special Selection
[18:58] Taku
    Due.
[19:00] Both
    Uno!
[19:01] Both
    Fine!
[19:03] Taku
    Buon appetito!
[19:06] Lady
    The aroma of the char is on another level!
[19:08] Guy
    The harmony between the rich cheese
    and the isonori is wonderful, too.
[19:13] Taku
    I added some ketchup as a secret ingredient.
[19:16] Isami
    Tomatoes are similar to
    dashi in Italian cuisine.
[19:20] Ryoko
    But that's not the only flavor here.
[19:23] Megumi
    Oh, mussels!
[19:25] Taku
    Excellent observation, Tadokoro-san.
SIGN    Mussels in White Wine
[19:28] Taku
    This is the only thing not from this shop.
[19:31] Taku
    I used a can of mussels we bought to send
    to our parents back in Italy as a gift.
[19:37] Lady
    Wait... Mussels are famous in Italy.
    Why would you gift them that?
[19:43] Taku
    Because...
SIGN    Monja
[19:44] Taku
    I wanted to show them some of Japan's
    techniques and enhancements.
[19:49] Taku
    Of course, Italy has canned foods.
[19:52] Taku
    But they're made with the expectation
    that you'll use them for cooking...
[19:56] Taku
    Meaning they're just an ingredient.
[19:58] Taku
    But the canned mussels made in
    Japan are stewed with white wine,
[20:03] Taku
    and can be eaten straight from the can.
[20:06] Isa
    Japanese people are great
    at things like that.
[20:09] Taku
    Their curiosity about food
[20:11] Taku
    and endlessly inquisitive minds...
[20:14] Taku
    The Japanese take in dishes from various
    countries and make them their own.
[20:19] Taku
    And because of that, even traditional
    dishes change their shape.
[20:24] Taku
    But the Japanese never forget
    their pride in their own culture.
[20:28] Taku
    Actually, it's the opposite.
[20:31] Taku
    Am I wrong?
[20:33] Taku
    The fact that they're so
    broad-minded is one of the things
[20:36] Taku
    I love about the Japanese.
[20:37] Taku
    And this dish represents that.
     Please give it a try.
[20:43] Angy
    Hmph. I'm never going to
    acknowledge this as monja.
[20:51] Angy
    It's so fragrant... and refreshing.
[20:55] Angy
    I never knew monja had such possibilities.
[20:59] Angy
    My own monja ruled over
    my heart for so long...
[21:05] (Flashback) Fumiko
    I love your monjayaki, Daddy!
SIGN    Monja
[21:12] Owner
    Bun-san? What's wrong?
[21:15] Angy
    You see... My daughter brought over the
    guy she's gonna marry the other day.
[21:22] Angy
    He happened to be a blond
    foreigner just like you.
[21:27] Angy
    I yelled, "I'm not gonna let you get married!"
    at her and chased them away.
[21:32] Lady
    You can't say things like that.
[21:35] Angy
    Yeah, I know that!
[21:36] Angy
    I know that, but I just
    couldn't stop myself.
[21:39] Angy
    But... I get it now.
[21:43] Taku
    Once you encounter another
    country's culture,
[21:46] Taku
    you realize how great your
    own culture is again.
[21:50] Angy
    Yeah... That's what your monja taught me.
[21:57] Angy
    I guess I need to tell my daughter to
    bring that fella back around again.
[22:01] Isa
    Then I'll show you another thing that
    shows how much we respect Japan.
[22:07] Isa
    Squee, squee, badump, badump.
[22:09] Isa
    How exciting, sparkle, sparkle.
[22:11] Isa
    Become delicious!
[22:14] Angy
    Wow! That sure is Japanese culture!
[22:19] Both
    Grazie!
[23:54] Buns
    Man, that was a blast!
[23:57] Ryoko
    Yeah. And we got to enjoy Takumi-kun
    and Isami-kun's dish, too.
[24:02] Megu
    I thought this at the training camp, too,
    but you're really creative, Takumi-kun.
[24:08] Taku
    You think so? But...
[24:10] Taku
    I don't think I would've
    thought of that dish
[24:14] Taku
    if I hadn't seen Yukihira's kaki-no-tane dish.
[24:17] Taku
    Today's recipe just might
    be thanks to him—
SIGN    Heh Heh
SIGN    Heh
    Heh
    Heh
[24:19] Megu
    Oh, Soma-kun!
[24:22] Soma
    Hey, what're all of you guys doing together?
[24:25] Buns
    You wouldn't believe it, Yukihira!
[24:27] Buns
    Takumicchi was super awesome!
[24:29] Buns
    He was all monja and mussels
    and risotto and, like, grazie!
SIGN    Monja
SIGN    Mussels
SIGN    Risotto
SIGN    Grazie
[24:31] Soma
    Huh? Monamusslesrisozie?
[24:35] Soma
    Huh. That sounds awesome!
[24:37] Soma
    Takumi! Make some for me sometime!
[24:41] Taku
    Huh?
[24:42] Taku
    Well, I guess. If you, my rival,
    absolutely insist, then I guess I should abide.
[24:48] Soma
    Nah, I mean, you don't have
    to if you don't want to.
[24:50] Taku
    Huh?!
[24:51] Taku
    I-I didn't say I didn't want to.
     I'll make it for you!
[24:54] Taku
    I'll make it for you, so eat it, Yukihira!
[24:56] Soma
    S-Sure...
[24:58] Isa
    You're so lame, Bro.
[25:00] Taku
    Stop laughing, Isami!
SIGN    Glad You Liked It
SIGN    Back Home in Italy
[25:05] Isa
    It sure is hot, Bro.
[25:07] Taku
    Again, Isami?

2 - Erina's Summer Vacation

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SIGN    All rights for this production are reserved to the copyright holder, and distribution
    is permitted only to its intended audience. Unauthorized reproduction, screening,
    display, or modification of this program's content is strictly prohibited
    by law, and violation is grounds for criminal and civil prosecution.
SIGN    Seconds 2
[00:11] Sign
    Summer Vacation
[00:12] Nar
    Summer vacation.
[00:16] Nar
    Even at Totsuki Teahouse Culinary Academy,
[00:18] Nar
    the sound of the students'
    chatter is unusually sparse.
SIGN    Theme "Curry Dish"
[00:24] Nar
    The young chefs slated to
    compete in the Autumn Elections
SIGN    Book of Curry Dishes
[00:28] Nar
    are working passionately,
    experimenting with their dishes over and over.

SIGN    Nakiri Erina's Personal Prep Building
    Building 7
[00:38] Hisa
    Erina-sama.
[00:40] Erina
    How are things going, Hisako?
[00:42] Hisa
    Thank you very much for
    letting me use your kitchen.
[00:46] Erina
    It's not a problem.
[00:47] Erina
    Since I'm helping run this event, I would
    prefer to have the best dishes possible.
[00:52] Hisa
    Of course! I'll do my very best.
[00:56] Erina
    Seems like things are going well.
[00:58] Hisa
    Yes.
[00:59] Hisa
    I was thinking about adding
    kasoori methi to this.
[01:02] Erina
    Yes, that's a wonderful idea.
SIGN    Wander Wander
[01:07] Erina
    Wander, wander...
SIGN    Wander Wander
[01:08] Erina
    Wander, wander...
SIGN    Wander Wander
[01:09] Erina
    Wander, wander...
[01:11] Erina
    This might help you out!
[01:13] Hisa
    R-Right. Thank you very much.
[01:19] Erina
    Now, why don't I taste-test it for you?
[01:21] Hisa
    U-Um...
[01:24] Hisa
    If I were to receive your advice,
    I could get through the qualifiers easily.
[01:29] Hisa
    But I'd like to try to do this myself!
[01:34] Erina
    Well said.
[01:36] Erina
    This is exactly why you're
    qualified to be my secretary.
[01:39] Erina
    Do your very best!
[01:45] Alice
    Ryo-kun.
[01:46] Ryo
    Sure.
[01:52] Erina
    I'm so bored.
SIGN    The Forty-Third
    Autumn Elections
[01:53] Erina
    I've basically done everything I need
    to prepare for the competition.
[01:57] Erina
    Perhaps I'll head to the summer
    resort in Karuizawa...
[01:59] Erina
    No, I'd rather not go alone.
[02:02] Erina
    Maybe I'll also try something new.
[02:08] Erina
    I wonder, how do normal girls pass
    the time in situations like this?
[02:14] Maid
    Oh, Erina-sama, there's
    a phone call for you.
[02:18] Maid
    It's from Alice-sama.
SIGN    Erina's
    Summer Vacation
[04:03] Megu
    Let's see...
[04:05] Megu
    Stew until the butter softens...
    and mix together.
[04:10] Ryoko
    M-Megumi, the pot's not over there.
[04:13] Megu
    Huh?!
[04:15] Buns
    Yeah, I'm pretty much done. My tongue's
    gonna burn off from all these spices.
[04:21] Ryoko
    Yes, this heat's a bit much.
[04:25] Buns
    I really want a change of pace.
SIGN    Ding
[04:28] Buns
    Oh, yeah! We have that one thing!
[04:30] Both
    Huh?!
[04:35] Erina
    What is this place?
[04:37] Alice
    You don't know?
[04:39] Alice
    It's a public pool.
[04:40] Erina
    I can obviously see that!
SIGN    Public Pool
[04:42] Erina
    What I'm asking is why did you—
[04:44] Alice
    Why are you in your uniform?
[04:46] Erina
    Because you told me to hurry!
[04:49] Alice
    Good day. We're about to head
    to the pool. Want to come?
[04:53] Alice
    If so, hurry to the parking lot.
[04:56] Erina
    I figured it was a pool run by the Nakiri...
[04:58] Alice
    Listen, Erina.
[05:00] Alice
    We lack common sense sometimes.
[05:03] Alice
    We cannot become high-class chefs
    that way. Which means...
[05:05] Alice
    We have to experience everything.
[05:08] Erina
    Yes, but why did we have to come here?
[05:11] Alice
    Oh, you just keep complaining.
[05:13] Alice
    After I was nice enough to invite
    you out when you're so bored.
[05:16] Erina
    I just happened to be bored today!
[05:19] Erina
    Usually, my schedule is full
    with tastings and meals!
[05:23] Erina
    I'm going home.
[05:24] Alice
    You're such a coward.
[05:26] Alice
    I guess this might've been an
    impossible feat for Miss Erina,
[05:30] Alice
    who knows nothing of the world.
[05:31] Erina
    Grr!
SIGN    Grr
[05:32] Erina
    Fine, I'll go! Are you satisfied?!
[05:36] Ryo
    You and Miss Erina get along so well.
[05:40] Alice
    What are you talking about?
    We're like cats and dogs.
[05:42] Ryo
    Sure.
[05:44] Buns
    I got this out of the shed!
[05:47] Buns
    Now we can totally feel
    like we're on vacation!
[05:50] Ryoko
    We can?
[05:52] Megu
    But...
[05:54] Megu
    I can't let my guard down until
    the elections are over.
[05:57] Ryoko
    My dear Megumi, there's no pot there.
[06:00] Megu
    Huh?!
[06:02] Ryoko
    Go ahead and let go of that spoon.
[06:04] Buns
    Come on, clearly Megumi's at her limit.
[06:07] Buns
    We need to relax a bit,
    or you won't make it to the elections.
[06:09] Ryoko
    Yeah.
[06:10] Buns
    And with that settled,
    let's change into our swimsuits
[06:13] Buns
    and get refreshed for the Autumn Elections!
SIGN    Women's Changing Room
[06:17] Girl
    That swimsuit's so cute!
[06:19] Girl
    Where did you buy it?
[06:21] Alice
    Erina.
[06:23] Alice
    I'll let you borrow this.
[06:24] Erina
    What is this?
[06:28] Alice
    You don't know anything, do you?
[06:30] Alice
    If you wear that, you can cover
    yourself while changing.
[06:35] Erina
    I see...
[06:38] Erina
    Like this?
[06:39] Alice
    Pfft... You look so dumb.
SIGN    Pfft
[06:42] Erina
    What is your problem?!
[06:47] Ryoko
    I'm so done.
[06:50] Megu
    It's so hot.
[06:53] Buns
    Is the pool ready yet?!
[06:56] Megu
    That pool looks so refreshing!
[06:59] Ryoko
    Megumi! There are only bushes over there!
[07:01] Buns
    The time has come!
[07:03] Buns
    Behold! The pool is finally full of water!
[07:10] Guy
    Yeah, right.
[07:11] Guy 2
    And when I looked closer,
    it was actually a dude.
[07:13] Guy
    Uh, what the hell, man?
[07:24] Erina
    There are a lot of people here.
[07:27] Alice
    Now, set up our parasol.
    This will be our home base today.
[07:32] Ryo
    Yeah, sure.
[07:33] Alice
    Erina, how long are you
    going to wear your jacket?
[07:37] Alice
    You can't swim like that.
[07:38] Erina
    I-I know that.
[07:50] Erina
    I've only swum at private beaches,
    so swimming where there are so many strangers
[07:56] Erina
    feels so weird.
[07:58] Alice
    Okay, let's have a wonderful time, Erina!
[08:01] Erina
    Hey! Wait!
SIGN    Guarding
    Their
     Stuff
SIGN    Zoned Out
[08:26] Ryoko
    It's so cramped.
[08:27] Megu
    The water instantly got warm.
[08:30] Buns
    W-Well, that's strange.
[08:32] Buns
    This isn't what I imagined at all.
[08:34] Ryoko
    I was pretty certain this would happen.
[08:37] Buns
    What's the big i-de-a?!
[08:40] Buns
    It's because your boobies
    take up too much room!
[08:43] Ryoko
    Calm down!
[08:45] Buns
    That does it.
[08:46] Buns
    Hose time!
[08:51] Buns
    If we water things down with the hose,
    it'll make everything cooler and more bearable!
[08:59] Buns
    What? The water immediately evaporated,
    and now it's like a sauna.
[09:03] Ryoko
    You just made it even more unbearable!
[09:07] Buns
    We can't cool off at all.
[09:09] Ryoko
    Well, this was a short vacation...
[09:11] Buns
    Vacation, you sucked,
    sucked, sucked, sucked, sucked!
SIGN    Sucked Sucked Sucked Sucked Sucked
[09:15] Megu
    But this was still relaxing somehow.
[09:19] Megu
    Ryoko-chan, Yuki-chan...
[09:22] Megu
    Thank you.
[09:25] Megu
    I think now I'll be able to
[09:28] Megu
    do my best again tomorrow.
[09:30] Both
    An angel... An angel is in our midst.
[09:33] Megu
    Thank you!
[09:35] Ryoko
    Megumi?!
[09:36] Buns
    Come back!
[09:37] Soma
    Damn, it's so muggy here!
[09:40] Buns
    Huh? Yukihira...
[09:42] Ryoko
    Isshiki-senpai...
[09:43] Soma
    I was experimenting in my
    room, and it got too hot,
[09:47] Soma
    so I decided I'd cool off by
    helping him work in the fields...
[09:52] Soma
    But it just made me hotter!
SIGN    Hahahahahaha
[09:56] Both
    That's not even worth commenting on.
[09:58] Soma
    Oh, but yeah... Apparently Isshiki-senpai's
    gonna take us somewhere cool.
[10:05] Buns
    Somewhere cool?
[10:06] Ishi
    Yeah, it's surprisingly close by.
    I figured I'd invite everyone.
[10:11] Ishi
    You'll come, right?
[10:12] Both
    Yes!
SIGN    Blub
[10:14] Ryoko
    Huh? Megumi?
[10:15] Buns
    Come back!
[10:19] Akira
    Damn it, Jun.
[10:20] Akira
    She forgot it was her turn
    to water the plants again.
[10:25] Jun
    It's so hot!
SIGN    Under Repair
[10:27] Jun
    Why did our AC have to break
    right in the middle of summer?
[10:32] Jun
    Maybe I'll buy a new one with our funds...
[10:35] Jun
    On the other hand, I want to use
    the money for our research.
SIGN    Don Research Society
[10:44] Guy
    Uh, you got a second, Nikumi?
[10:47] Niku
    Don't call me Nikumi.
[10:49] Guy
    Er, right. Anyway, uh, you know...
[10:53] Guy
    I know it's hot, but I'm not sure
    you should be wearing that.
[10:57] Guy
    I'm not sure where I should look.
[11:01] Niku
    What do you expect?! Just looking at
    you wearing all that is suffocating!
[11:05] Guy
    Y-You dumbass! A real man
    always wears a biker jacket!
SIGN    Man
[11:09] Niku
    Like I care!
[11:11] Soma
    Heya!
[11:12] Guy
    Yukihira! Man, it's been so long!
[11:15] Soma
    Hey, Konishi-san!
    You're as stuffy-looking as ever.
[11:17] Guy
    Oh...
[11:19] Niku
    What brings you here?
[11:21] Soma
    Huh? Well, I said I'd stop by
    every once in a while, didn't I?
[11:24] Niku
    R-Right...
[11:25] Niku
    I-I'm making a new donburi dish.
[11:30] Niku
    Don't feel obligated...
    But do you want to try it?
[11:32] Soma
    Nah, it's way too hot.
SIGN    D'oh
[11:35] Soma
    More importantly, wanna go
    somewhere cool with me?
[11:39] Niku
    Together? Like... alone?
[11:43] Niku
    Well, I'm really busy coming
    up with my curry recipe,
[11:47] Niku
    but if you absolutely insist...
[11:49] Soma
    My whole dorm's going,
    but I figured the more the merrier.
SIGN    D'oh
[11:55] Niku
    His whole dorm?
[11:56] Guy
    Go ahead and go, Nikumi.
    Don't worry about Don RS.
[11:59] Niku
    I'm not going.
[12:01] Guy
    You don't need to worry about me, Nikumi.
[12:03] Niku
    Who the hell is worried about you, jackass?!
[12:07] Niku
    I don't have any time to mess around!
[12:09] Niku
    You heard me! I'm not going!
[12:11] Soma
    I see. Well, that's too bad.
[12:13] Soma
    I'll stop by later, then.
[12:14] Guy
    Uh... sure.
[12:17] Megu
    What? Mito-san can't come?
[12:20] Soma
    Yeah, I guess she's busy
    with her curry recipe.
[12:23] Megu
    I see.
[12:24] Ishi
    Well, I guess that's all of us, then.
SIGN    Polar Star Dormitory
[12:26] Ishi
    Now, let us venture forth
    to find some coolness!
SIGN    Cool
SIGN    Cool
SIGN    Cool
SIGN    Cool
SIGN    Cool
SIGN    Cool
[12:29] All
    Yeah!
[12:31] Gramps
    It's summer! Make sure you're studying!
[12:42] Erina
    It feels so nice and cool.
[12:44] Alice
    Oh, I forgot to mention this,
    but at pools like this,
[12:48] Alice
    you'll often encounter a thing
    called "getting hit on."
SIGN    Getting
     Hit On
[12:50] Alice
    Don't wander off with
    someone if they talk to you.
[12:53] Erina
    Of course I'd never do that.
[12:56] Guy 2
    Hey, they're both super cute!
[12:59] Guy 2
    Go say hi to them.
[13:00] Guy
    No way. They'd never talk to me.
[13:04] Guy
    Not to mention...
SIGN    Bodyguard
SIGN    Bodyguard
[13:13] Erina
    What are you talking about?
    I'm not getting hit on at all.
[13:17] Alice
    I guess all the guys here just
    happen to be shy or reserved.
[13:20] Guy
    I have a feeling I may regret talking to her.
[13:23] Alice
    Oh, Ryo-kun. Could you
    buy us some soft serve?
[13:28] Ryo
    Sure.
[13:29] Ryoko
    Wow, it's so pretty!
[13:31] Buns
    And it's so cool!
[13:34] Soma
    More importantly...
[13:35] Soma
    It's huge!
[13:36] ---
    Huge!
[13:37] ---
    Huge!
[13:38] Guy
    It's so cold!
[13:40] Glasses
    I've never seen this place!
    Does it belong to the Nakiri family?
[13:44] Shun
    Isshiki-senpai said the
    school's just so huge that
[13:47] Shun
    no one's ever noticed it.
[13:49] Soma
    Man, the breeze feels great.
[13:52] Taku
    Isn't it refreshing, Isami?
[13:53] Isa
    I feel better already, Bro.
[13:55] Soma
    Whoa! Where'd you come from?!
[13:58] Taku
    We've been here for quite a while!
[13:59] Isa
    We were taking a walk when
    Tadokoro-san called us over.
SIGN    Polar Star Dormitory
[14:04] (Flashback) Ishi
    Now, let us venture forth
    to find some coolness!
SIGN    Cool
SIGN    Cool
SIGN    Cool
SIGN    Cool
SIGN    Cool
SIGN    Cool
[14:07] (Flashback) All
    Yeah!
[14:09] Isa
    Well? Do you remember now?
[14:10] Taku
    We're right there!
[14:12] Soma
    I didn't notice you guys at all.
[14:14] Taku
    Listen up, Yukihira. We are destined rivals!
[14:18] Taku
    Any time, any place, things should
    immediately get tense when we met!
[14:23] Taku
    Huh?
[14:25] Soma
    Really?
[14:27] Isa
    You're so lame, Bro.
[14:29] Soma
    By the way, where did Isshiki-senpai go?
[14:32] Shun
    Ah, well...
[14:33] Issh
    Hey!
SIGN    Natural Ice
SIGN    Natural Ice
[14:36] Isshi
    Sorry to keep you all waiting.
    Now, let's all cool off as much as possible.
[14:41] Buns
    Wait. He's not wearing a loincloth.
[14:43] Ryoko
    He actually has more on than usual.
[14:45] Guy
    Wow, look at that ice!
[14:48] Guy
    What are we gonna do with all this?
[14:50] Issh
    Oh, obviously...
[14:51] Issh
    Use this.
[14:53] Ryo
    Here you go.
[14:55] Alice
    Thanks, Ryo-kun.
[14:56] Alice
    This soft serve is all the rage
    for being so delicious.
[14:59] Alice
    I'm sure it can even excite
    your tongue, Erina.
[15:03] Erina
    Thank you, Kurokiba-kun.
[15:05] Ryo
    Sure. Now...
[15:06] Ryo
    I'm gonna go buy some drinks.
[15:08] Alice
    Oh, you're so thoughtful, Ryo-kun.
[15:12] Erina
    It has a refreshing feel that brings out
    the sweetness of freshly-squeezed milk.
[15:18] Erina
    I would say it's so-so.
[15:20] Alice
    Eating these may also get you hit on.
[15:23] Alice
    Make sure you don't go with them, Erina.
[15:24] Erina
    I won't! Could you not make it
    sound like I'm some overeater?
[15:28] Alice
    Oh, it's going to melt!
[15:33] Guy
    A shaved-ice eating contest!
[15:36] Guy
    Whoever eats five servings
    of shaved ice first wins!
[15:40] Guy
    The winner gets the title of the
    First-Ever Polar Star Shaved Ice King!
SIGN    First-Ever
    Polar Star Shaved Ice King
[15:44] Soma
    Ah...
[15:45] Taku
    Five... of these giant servings?
[15:47] Soma
    You don't have to force yourself
    to participate, Takumi.
[15:51] Taku
    Shut up, Yukihira! Everything with
     us must be a competition!
[15:54] Both
    Start!
[16:02] Guy
    Oh, no! The brain freeze...
[16:05] Guy
    isn't happening.
[16:07] Issh
    Because it's melting right in your mouth.
[16:10] Soma
    He's right. Is this special ice?
[16:13] Glasses
    Nay.
[16:14] Glasses
    When you shave down the ice finer than
[16:16] Glasses
    regular shaved ice using
    well-sharpened blades,
[16:18] Glasses
    the surface area grows, and the ice instantly
    melts in your mouth like cotton candy.
[16:22] Isshi
    Precisely!
[16:24] Megu
    So that's why we're not getting brain freeze.
[16:26] Soma
    I see...
[16:28] Isa
    This strawberry sauce with huge strawberry
    chunks goes perfect with it, too.
[16:32] Buns
    Fumio-san made this for us with strawberries
[16:34] Buns
    we picked in spring from the dorm's garden.
[16:37] Megu
    The peach sauce is delicious, too.
[16:39] Ryoko
    The mango one is fantastic.
[16:45] Erina
    Boys are always immature,
[16:48] Erina
    and I have no interest in low-brow,
    careless romances.
[16:52] Alice
    Oh? Erina, don't tell me you're in high
    school and don't have anyone you fancy.
[16:57] Alice
    Pfft. You're such a child.
[16:59] Erina
    Wha?! O-Of course I have someone I admire.
[17:04] Recorder
    Of course I have someone I admire.
[17:06] Erina
    Hey, why did you record that?
[17:09] Alice
    I figured it was the perfect
    way to have something on you.
[17:11] Erina
    Put that thing away!
[17:12] Alice
    Oh, sure. So who is this person?
[17:16] Alice
    Do you get butterflies
    just thinking about them?
[17:20] Erina
    Wh-Why, yes.
[17:22] Erina
    His knife work is so fluid, and his
    seasoning is always perfection.
[17:27] Erina
    He always presented me with dishes
    that were close to my expectations.
[17:32] Erina
    Just thinking about them
    makes my heart beat so fast.
[17:37] Erina
    He's the chef that I strive to be.
[17:40] Alice
    So do you want to go out
    on a date with this person?
[17:43] Erina
    A date? Why would I do that?
[17:47] Alice
    For crying out loud! You don't
    understand romance at all.
[17:51] Alice
    You're hopeless, Erina.
[17:53] Erina
    Well, what about you, Alice?!
    You keep acting like you're above me!
[17:56] Alice
    Of course. I've got it down to an art.
[17:59] Alice
    I've studied everything there
    is to know about romance!
[18:01] Erina
    R-Really?
[18:04] Ryo
    She just watched a handful of romance films.
[18:07] Ryo
    And she fell asleep during some of them.
[18:13] Guy
    Hey, keep your spit off me!
[18:15] Guy
    And you hurry up and eat the damn thing!
[18:17] Guy
    You wanna fight?!
[18:19] Guy
    Bring it on!
[18:21] Guy
    Hey, I got a text from Fumio-san.
[18:23] Guy
    Me, too. What's she want?
[18:25] Taku
    How do you like that, Yukihira?
    I bet you can't keep up with me!
[18:29] Soma
    Oh!
[18:31] Soma
    Hey, Nikumi.
[18:32] Niku
    H-Hey...
[18:34] Megu
    Mito-san! Thanks for coming.
[18:36] Niku
    Sure, I guess.
[18:37] Soma
    I texted Konishi-san the address.
[18:39] Guy
    Don't worry about me! Just have fun,
    Nikumi! Nikumi... Nikumi...
[18:44] Soma
    You'll have some shaved ice,
     won't you, Nikumi?
[18:47] Niku
    I-I don't want any.
[18:49] Soma
    You don't want any? Really?
[18:51] Soma
    Even if I have this cold,
    super-delicious shaved ice right here?
[18:59] Niku
    I...
[19:01] Niku
    I won't accept anything less than
    strawberries and condensed milk!
[19:10] Soma
    Dig in!
[19:14] Niku
    No!
[19:18] Erina
    Honestly, they don't even have hair dryers
    in this establishment? Unbelievable.
SIGN    Men's Lockers
SIGN    Women's Lockers
[19:23] Erina
    What a wasted day off.
[19:25] Alice
    Really? I enjoyed it.
[19:29] Alice
    Especially because I got to see how
    dumb you looked wrapped in that towel.
[19:32] Erina
    Did you invite me just
    so you could do that?!
[19:35] Alice
    Pfft!
[19:35] Erina
    As usual, I can't read Alice at all.
SIGN    Public Pool
[19:40] Alice
    It's me. Yes. Please bring the car around.
[19:44] Girl
    Hey, wait.
[19:46] Guy
    I'm not going to leave you behind.
[19:55] Erina
    How idiotic.
[19:56] Erina
    What could possibly be fun about that?
[20:03] Taku
    I win!
[20:06] Isa
    You okay, Bro?
[20:07] Isa
    Do you want some hot tea?
[20:09] Taku
    Curse you, Yukihira! I ate all that
    even though I was getting a tummyache!
[20:13] Soma
    Well? Pretty tasty, right?
[20:16] Buns
    One's plenty.
[20:17] Megu
    It was really good.
[20:19] Shun
    The ujikintoki is delicious, too.
[20:21] Issh
    Right?
SIGN    Winner
[20:22] Glasses
    Ahm'a winnuh...
[20:25] Fumio
    Hey! We're just getting started!
[20:28] Fumio
    Let's have ourselves a little barbecue.
[20:31] Buns
    You're the best, Fumio-san!
[20:33] Soma
    All right, I guess I'll take grilling duty.
[20:35] Taku
    Wait, Yukihira! Leave this t—
[20:36] Niku
    Cooking meats is my specialty!
[20:44] Jun
    It's still so hot, even in the evening.
[20:50] Akira
    Kheer. A common milk porridge made in India.
[20:55] Akira
    The hot version is great, but it's
    even better when chilled in the summer.
[20:59] Akira
    This should help cheer you up a bit.
[21:01] Jun
    Wow! Thank you, Hayama-kun!
[21:05] Jun
    Such a cool sensation behind
    this luxurious sweetness...
[21:09] Akira
    On top of the cardamom that's
    usually used, I added my own spices.
[21:15] Jun
    That's wonderful, Hayama-kun!
    It's delicious!
[21:17] Jun
    I don't feel hot anymore at all!
[21:21] Niku
    All right, this meat and this meat
    will be best if you take them now.
[21:25] Soma
    All right!
[21:28] Niku
    Lookin' good!
[21:34] Glasses
    I'm a winner...
[21:35] Hisa
    You went to the public
    pool with Miss Alice?!
[21:38] Hisa
    Were you all right?!
    Did anyone try anything?!
[21:40] Hisa
    Were you deceived at all?!
SIGN    Was a bit
    deceived
[21:42] Erina
    I'm fine... Don't worry.
[21:44] Erina
    I'm going to turn in for the night.
[21:46] Erina
    There haven't been any changes to
    tomorrow's schedule, right?
[21:49] Hisa
    C-Correct.
[21:50] Hisa
    You have a tasting scheduled
    at Shirogane Restaurant.
[21:52] Hisa
    In the afternoon, you will be going to the
    opening ceremony of a new restaurant.
[21:56] Erina
    All right.
[21:57] Hisa
    But Erina-sama... Are you not exhausted?
[22:01] Hisa
    Perhaps you should take a proper break.
[22:04] Erina
    No, I'm fine.
[22:06] Erina
    I will see that all my work gets done.
[22:14] Buns
    Yahoo!
[22:15] Soma
    Tamaya!
[22:18] Megu
    They're so pretty.
[22:20] Ryoko
    We've got front row seats.
[22:32] Erina
    I don't have time to spend on
    anything other than cooking.
[22:36] Erina
    I'm just going to climb to the top.
[22:40] Nar
    Nakiri Erina, age 16.
[22:44] Nar
    Born into the prestigious Nakiri family,
    known throughout the culinary world.
[22:49] Nar
    Her expert palate has been trained
    ever since she was a child,
[22:53] Nar
    and she was raised to
    take on the Nakiri name.
[22:57] Nar
    However, despite being
    bestowed with the God Tongue,
[23:00] Nar
    she still has yet to experience
    the taste of love.
[23:05] Erina
    Now, let us begin.
[24:40] Nar
    Nakiri Alice, age 16.
[24:43] Nar
    Born into the prestigious Nakiri family,
    known throughout the culinary world.
[24:49] Nar
    When it comes to the latest and
    most advanced molecular gastronomy,
[24:54] Nar
    she is unmatched.
[24:58] Nar
    And yet,
[25:00] Nar
    she also has yet to
    experience the taste of love.
SIGN    Glad You Liked It
[25:07] Girl
    Summer's the best!

3 - A Fateful Encounter Under the Autumn Moon

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SIGN    All rights for this production are reserved to the copyright holder, and distribution
    is permitted only to its intended audience. Unauthorized reproduction, screening,
    display, or modification of this program's content is strictly prohibited
    by law, and violation is grounds for criminal and civil prosecution.
SIGN    Second Plate
SIGN    Seconds 1
[00:14] Soma
    Man...
[00:16] Soma
    I haven't been to a hot spring in forever.
[00:20] Soma
    Thanks for inviting us, Tadokoro.
[00:22] Megu
    Sure. It's the more the
    merrier in these situations.
[00:25] Soma
    But you know...
SIGN    Megumi
[00:27] Soma
    Are you sure this isn't too many people?
[00:30] Megu
    Well... The matron said it was fine,
     so I think we'll be okay.
[00:35] Guy
    We're happy to have all of
    your friends, Megumi-chan.
[00:39] Guy
    You did a fabulous job at our
    inn during the Stagiaire.
[00:43] Megu
    Y-Y-You're too kind! Thank you very much!
SIGN    Megumi Love
[00:46] Ryoko
    I guess they really like Megumi.
[00:49] Buns
    Well, yeah. Megumi's our pride and joy!
[00:52] Niku
    Are you sure it was okay
    for me to come, too?
[00:55] Taku
    Yeah. Are we imposing at all?
[00:58] Isa
    But you two sure were happy when
    Yukihira-kun invited you both.
[01:02] Both
    Th-Th-That's not... That's not—
[01:05] Kuro
    Yukihira told me to come,
    so I figured it'd be a Shokugeki.
[01:11] Akira
    Is competing the only thing you think about?
[01:14] Kuro
    Then why the hell did you come along?
[01:18] Akira
    I...
[01:19] (Flashback) Jun
    You got invited on a hot spring trip?!
[01:20] (Flashback) Jun
    That means you made friends, right?
[01:23] (Flashback) Jun
    That's great, Hayama-kun!
    I'm so happy for you!
[01:28] (Flashback) Jun
    Make sure you have a blast!
[01:31] Akira
    What else was I supposed to do?
[01:33] Senpai
    We've all gathered here to
    head to the hot spring.
[01:35] Senpai
    This is what it means to be students!
[01:37] Senpai
    This is friendship!
[01:38] Senpai
    This is youth!
[01:40] Guy
    We'll reach the inn in about five minutes.
SIGN    We rent equipment
     for river fishing!
SIGN    Rods • Bait • Rigs
    1 Day, 1000 Yen
    
    Exactly!
[01:44] Soma
    Wow, you can fish around here, too?
SIGN    We rent equipment
     for river fishing!
SIGN    Rods • Bait • Rigs
    1 Day, 1000 Yen
    
    Exactly!
[01:46] Guy
    Yes, there's a great spot.
[01:49] Guy
    All the anglers come here looking for
    the so-called "Master of the River."
[01:55] Soma
    The Master... of the River?
SIGN    A Fateful Encounter Under the Autumn Moon
[03:30] Megu
    Thank you so much for inviting
    us here today, ma'am.
[03:34] Matron
    Welcome. You have this place
    all to yourselves today.
[03:38] Matron
    You can enjoy yourselves to the fullest.
[03:40] Megu
    Thank you!
[03:42] Shun
    Special Move: Smoking Drive!
[03:44] Glasses
    Know-it-All Cut!
[03:47] Guy
    Hey, I actually saw a
    super-thick book right now.
[03:50] Guy
    Being a know-it-all or into smoke really
    have nothing to do with ping-pong.
[04:04] Niku
    Hell yeah!
[04:05] Ryoko
    Aw, I lost.
[04:07] Isshiki
    Hey, I see you're already having a blast.
[04:09] Soma
    Yeah, that's one of the Seven Wonders
    of the Polar Star Dormitory.
[04:13] Soma
    The "Before You Know It,
    Isshiki-senpai's in a Loincloth" illusion.
[04:17] Kuro
    So that's the special ability of the
    Seventh Seat of the Elite Ten.
[04:19] Akira
    No, it's not.
[04:21] Isshiki
    How about it, Tadokoro-chan?
[04:23] Megu
    Yes. I came prepared.
[04:26] Soma
    Huh?
[04:27] Soma
    Tadokoro, why are you dressed like that?
[04:30] Megu
    Huh? Well, I can't wear a yukata...
[04:34] Megu
    when I'm gonna play some ping-pong.
[04:45] ---
    This is not the Tadokoro I know.
[04:47] Ryoko
    Megumi started playing table tennis
    when she was in grade school.
[04:50] Ryoko
    She soon became undefeated in her age group,
[04:53] Ryoko
    and has won many tournaments.
[04:56] Ryoko
    I hear everyone in her hometown knows her
[04:59] Ryoko
    by her nickname, "The Tohoku Springhare."
SIGN    ° "Food Wars" is a cooking anime
[05:01] Megu
    Yeah!
[05:03] Buns
    If anyone at Polar Star can actually
    pose a threat to Megumi,
[05:06] Buns
    it's none other than Isshiki-senpai!
[05:14] Niku
    Whoa!
[05:15] Ryoko
    Isshiki-senpai is using a long pips
    rubber to keep Megumi on her toes.
[05:20] Buns
    But Megumi's totally gone
    back to her neutral position,
[05:23] Buns
    and her forehand is still on point.
[05:25] Buns
    Way to go.
[05:26] Soma
    What did you even say just now?
[05:31] ---
    Yeah!
[05:32] Ryoko
    Megumi's at match point!
[05:34] Buns
    Isshiki-senpai's through!
[05:40] Senpai
    Is there nothing left for me to do?
    Come on, think... Think!
[05:45] Senpai
    There must be a way I can turn the tables!
SIGN    ° "Food Wars" is a cooking anime
[05:49] Matron
    Huh? What was that?!
[05:52] Megu
    Matron?
[05:53] Senpai
    Go!
[05:53] Megu
    Sorry, I'm going to go see what's going on.
[05:57] Senpai
    Any of you want to take her place?
[06:02] Alice
    I'm so glad you could come with me, Erina.
[06:04] Hisa
    Yes.
[06:05] Erina
    You're as forceful as ever.
[06:06] Hisa
    Yes.
[06:07] Erina
    I told you that I have work.
[06:09] Hisa
    Thank you very much.
[06:09] Alice
    Well, Ryo-kun suddenly disappeared,
     and I was bored.
[06:13] Hisa
    Erina-sama, I was able to postpone
    everything on your schedule today.
[06:17] Erina
    Thank you, Hisako. As for
    the rest of my work...
[06:20] Alice
    Ugh! You work too much, Erina!
[06:23] Alice
    The Autumn Elections and Stagiaire
    are both done. It's time to relax!
[06:27] Erina
    But...
[06:28] Hisa
    For once, I agree with Miss Alice.
[06:31] Hisa
    It is important to rest sometimes.
[06:34] Hisa
    And... I'd like to enjoy the hot
    spring with you, Erina-sama.
[06:40] Erina
    Indeed. If you insist, Hisako.
[06:43] Hisa
    And of course, I brought playing cards.
[06:51] Buns
    Today, I have to suffer because
    of Ryoko and Nikumicchi...
[06:54] Buns
    This is just... It's just...
[06:56] Buns
    It's just not fair!
[06:59] Buns
    Is it because of meat?
    Is it the power of meat?!
[07:02] Buns
    But I have the power of gibier, too!
[07:06] Niku
    Uh...
[07:07] Ryoko
    Don't worry about it, Mito-san.
[07:09] Ryoko
    This is what it's always like
    in the bath with Yuki.
[07:11] Ryoko
    Anyway, I wonder what's keeping Megumi.
[07:16] Isa
    We have hot springs back in Italy,
    but aren't Japanese hot springs great, Bro?
[07:20] Isa
    They have an elegance about them.
[07:23] Taku
    You're right, Isami.
[07:27] Isa
    What's the matter?
[07:28] Taku
    I don't see Yukihira.
[07:31] Shun
    Oh, Yukihira took off somewhere
    with Hayama and Kurokiba.
[07:35] Glasses
    Yeah, he said something about a competition.
[07:39] Taku
    A competition?!
[07:40] Taku
    How dare they leave me behind?!
[07:42] Taku
    I'm going to be the first
     to compete with Yukihira!
[07:46] Isa
    Oh, this happens all the time.
    Don't even worry about it.
[07:52] Soma
    Apparently, you can catch
    char and cherry salmon.
[07:55] Soma
    So why don't we have a cooking
    competition with the fish we catch?
[07:59] Kuro
    I guess I'll be winning, then.
[08:01] Akira
    Who's going to judge the dishes?
[08:03] Soma
    Why don't we all just try
    each other's dishes?
[08:05] Akira
    Can you really call that a competition?
[08:08] Kuro
    I guess I'll be winning, then.
[08:10] Soma
    Apparently there's a fish called
    the Master of the River, too.
[08:13] Soma
    Let's say if you catch that,
    you get ten points.
[08:16] Akira
    Again, what do these rules even mean?
[08:19] Kuro
    I guess I'll be winning, then.
SIGN    Berserker Mode
[08:22] Kuro
    I'm on a whole different level than you two!
[08:25] Kuro
    For example, what do you call this?
[08:27] Soma
    Huh? A net?
[08:28] Kuro
    It's a tamo!
[08:29] ---
    And this?
[08:30] Soma
    A fishing rod?
[08:31] Kuro
    It's a cane rod!
[08:32] Akira
    This is just a silly quiz.
[08:34] Akira
    What does this prove about
    your fishing ability?
[08:39] Kuro
    Yeah, you've got a point.
[08:40] Akira
    You're not even going to fight that?
[08:42] Soma
    Man, you two are weird.
[08:45] Akira
    Don't lump me in with him.
[08:47] Kuro
    You're one to talk.
[08:48] Soma
    Huh?
[08:50] Niku
    Hey, that's great.
[08:51] Ryoko
    This is homemade toner I made from koji.
[08:54] Niku
    Huh...
[08:55] Buns
    It makes your skin silky smooth.
[08:57] Guy
    Ow, ow, ow...
[08:59] Megu
    Are you all right? You shouldn't push yourself.
[09:02] Niku
    What happened?
[09:04] Megu
    Everyone...
[09:05] Matron
    I'm sorry for the ruckus.
[09:07] Matron
    Our head chef strained his back.
[09:09] Chef
    I'll get through this with
    sheer will! Ow, ow, ow!
[09:12] Megu
    Please! Allow me to help you some way.
[09:16] Matron
    Well... The other chefs have
    been stricken by sprained ankles,
[09:20] Matron
    pulled muscles, and falls, one after another,
[09:23] Matron
    so our kitchen staff has
    basically been wiped out.
[09:26] Niku
    Wiped out?
[09:27] Buns
    Is it a curse?
[09:28] Ryoko
    I'm sure it's a coincidence.
[09:30] Matron
    And then our current proprietor,
    who's third-generation,
[09:32] Matron
    accidentally booked another
    reservation today.
[09:34] Isa
    Then this is probably the perfect
    time for us to help out.
[09:39] Glasses
    You have all these chefs present.
     Allow us to help.
[09:42] Blonde
    All of us managed to survive
    the Totsuki Stagiaire!
[09:46] Spikes
    Lo and behold, we're the
    Polar Star Dormitory!
[09:48] Yuki
    I'll help, too!
[09:49] Ryoko
    Please allow us to help.
[09:50] Niku
    Leave this to us!
[09:53] Megu
    Please, ma'am.
[09:55] Matron
    Absolutely. Thank you so much.
[09:59] 3rd
    Welcome! Allow me to show you to your rooms.
[10:02] Alice
    Excellent.
[10:04] Alice
    A pleasure.
[10:05] Hisa
    Thank you for taking care of us.
[10:07] Erina
    What a lovely place.
[10:09] Alice
    It was super hard to get a reservation
    at any of the hot spring inn around here.
[10:14] Taku
    Where are you? Where are you, Yukihira?!
[10:17] Taku
    Yukihira!
[10:23] Isshi bg
    Go, go, go, go, go, go...
[10:23] Isshi
    No one's... coming back.
[10:33] Alice
    This feels so good!
[10:39] Hisa
    A hot spring that flows directly from the
    source really is the best, isn't it, Erina-sama?
[10:43] Erina
    Indeed. I don't remember the
    last time I felt this relaxed.
[10:48] Alice
    Apparently, this inn has several
    other kinds of baths, too.
[10:51] Alice
    We'll definitely have to try them out.
[10:53] Erina
    I don't personally need to go in so many.
[10:56] Alice
    Oh, dear. As usual, you know
    nothing of the world, Erina.
SIGN    Barrel Baths
[11:00] Alice
    Experiencing different baths is a very
    traditional way of enjoying the hot springs.
SIGN    Lie-down Baths
SIGN    Waterfall
    Shower
    Baths
[11:03] Erina
    R-Really?
[11:05] Hisa
    Erina-sama, before that,
    our mealtime is approaching.
[11:09] Alice
    Oh, really? I wonder if their food will
    be delicious, Little Miss Secretary.
[11:14] Hisa
    "Little Miss Secretary"?!
[11:15] Alice
    I'm very curious to see if
    they can serve something
[11:18] Alice
    worthy of Erina's palate, since she has the
    God Tongue and is one of the Elite Ten.
[11:27] Soma
    Heh, you caught another puny one.
[11:31] Aki
    The one you caught earlier
    was about the same.
[11:34] Kuro
    Fishing is a battle with nature!
[11:36] Kuro
    The fish won't bother with anyone
    who doesn't plan on winning!
[11:40] Aki
    Says the guy who hasn't
    caught a single one yet.
[11:43] Soma
    Didn't you grow up in a port town?
[11:45] Kuro
    Well, this is my first time river fishing.
[11:48] Aki
    What am I even supposed to say to that?
[11:50] Soma
    Don't you get tired of putting that
    bandanna on and taking it off again?
[11:54] Soma
    That's a decent pull!
[11:59] Akira
    Be careful, Yukihira!
[12:00] Soma
    Hey, Hayama. Thanks.
[12:02] Soma
    Wait, is this thing...
[12:06] Soma
    the Master of the River?!
[12:08] Akira
    Kurokiba! Stop gawking and help us out!
[12:11] Soma
    Grab the net!
[12:12] Kuro
    Net? Oh. You mean the tamo.
[12:14] Both
    Put your damn bandanna back on!
[12:20] Glasses
    Hurry! It's almost time!
[12:23] Shun
    I'm almost done with this appetizer.
[12:25] Ryoko
    I'm almost done, too.
[12:27] Niku
    I'll show you what proper
    roasting looks like.
[12:29] 3rd
    I'm so sorry... This is all my fault.
[12:34] Megu
    Oh, no! It's all right!
    We'll make it in time.
[12:37] Guy
    Leave the seasonal tempura to me!
[12:39] Blonde
    The sashimi side dishes are ready!
[12:42] Buns
    Ah, so that's what you're doing for dessert.
[12:45] Isa
    Yup.
[12:46] Isa
    I decided to use persimmons
    since it's autumn.
[12:49] Buns
    Looks yummy!
[12:57] Kuro
    Don't let your guard down!
[13:00] Isshi
    They're not in the baths, either.
    I wonder where everyone went...
[13:11] Matron
    Here are your appetizers. Please enjoy.
[13:16] Alice
    Let's eat!
[13:18] Alice
    Nothing beats a meal after
    being in the hot springs.
[13:22] Hisa
    Let's eat.
[13:24] Erina
    Let's eat.
[13:26] Alice
    Oh, this is rather nice.
    Smoked cherry tomatoes.
[13:31] Shun
    Prince of Smoke.
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[13:34] Matron
    Next is your bowl dish.
[13:36] Hisa
    Whoever made this is very knowledgeable
    about every ingredient
[13:38] Hisa
    in this shrimp dumpling soup.
SIGN    The Know-It-All Professor of Tastes
[13:41] Glasses
    The Know-It-All Professor of Tastes.
[13:43] Hisa
    Erina-sama, how does it taste?
[13:51] Soma
    My arms...
[13:52] Akira
    Don't let your guard down, Yukihira!
[13:54] Kuro
    We're not done yet!
[13:57] Buns
    The Little Red Riding Hood
    of the Gibier Forest!
[13:57] [SONG] Sign
    The Little Red Riding Hood of the Gibier Forest
[14:00] erina
    Red wine venison stew with
    a side of grape sauce.
[14:04] Erina
    A dish right out of a fairy tale.
[14:07] Niku
    Meat General.
SIGN    M
    E
    A
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    N
    E
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    L
[14:09] Niku
    This grilled dish...
    Everything's perfectly cooked.
[14:13] Ryoko
    The Fermentation Specialists:
    The Sakaki Clan.
SIGN    Fermentation
SIGN    Mikoshi
SIGN    Fermentation
    Specialists
SIGN    The
    Sakaki
     Clan
[14:17] Hisa
    Shio koji miso soup with mushrooms.
[14:20] Hisa
    Everything is nicely balanced.
[14:26] Megu
    I hope that whoever eats
    this dish will feel happy.
[14:38] Erina
    This almost feels like...
[14:40] Erina
    being in a relaxing outdoor bath
    with fairies from Japan.
[14:43] Fairies
    Yay!
[14:45] Erina
    Rice steamed with gingko nuts,
    chestnuts, and yam.
[14:53] Erina
    They were all a little unrefined.
[14:56] Erina
    But they were all fun dishes
    made with great care.
[15:01] Erina
    If I had to compare it to something,
[15:02] Erina
    it's like watching the falling
    maple leaves under the moonlight
[15:05] Erina
    while enjoying the outdoor bath here.
[15:10] Matron
    They said the dishes were very refreshing.
[15:15] All
    Yeah!
[15:19] Bg
    Polar Star! Polar Star! Polar Star!
     Polar Star! Polar Star!
[15:19] Isa
    I'm all hungry now that I'm relaxed.
[15:22] Shun
    We should eat, too.
[15:24] Glasses
    Yeah.
[15:25] Buns
    I'm starving!
[15:27] Niku
    Great job.
[15:28] Ryoko
    We all worked really hard.
[15:29] Isshi
    I see. So that's what was going on.
[15:32] Isshi
    This is truly youth!
[15:35] Glasses
    Come on! Drink up that rice juice!
[15:37] Shun
    You guys are suffocating.
[15:42] Megu
    I finally got to go into the hot spring.
[15:47] Megu
    It's so pretty.
[15:49] Megu
    I wonder if this is how the guests
    felt today after eating our dishes.
[15:54] Buns
    Woohoo! It sure is autumn!
[15:58] Ryoko
    How relaxing.
[15:59] Niku
    Just look at those autumn leaves!
[16:04] Niku
    Yukihira?!
[16:05] Ryoko
    And Kurokiba-kun and Hayama-kun?
[16:07] Buns
    Oh, yeah. They've been gone this whole time.
[16:10] Soma
    Oh, hey, Nikumi.
[16:12] Niku
    Where the hell have you been?!
[16:15] Soma
    Well, you see...
[16:18] Soma
    The fish they call the Master of
    the River was one hell of a fighter.
[16:27] Soma
    And yeah, it got away from us.
[16:30] Buns
    What?
[16:31] Ryoko
    That must've been rough.
[16:34] Niku
    Are you stupid?
[16:35] Soma
    Well...
[16:36] Megu
    Huh? Mr. Duckie? Mr. Duckie? Where'd you go?
[16:40] Megu
    Misfwer Dwuckie! Mr. Duckie!
[16:42] Megu
    Oh, no! What should I do? Mr. Duckie!
[16:46] Erina
    Are you talking about this?
[16:50] Megu
    Nakiri-san?!
[16:51] Erina
    Oh, Tadokoro-san. What a
    coincidence to see you here.
[16:55] Megu
    Yeah, what a surprise!
[16:58] Megu
    Then the guests today were...
[17:01] Erina
    Are you all right? Have you
    been in the bath too long?
[17:04] Megu
    Oh, I'm fine!
[17:08] Megu
    I see. So she's the one who
    complimented our dishes!
[17:15] Megu
    This feels nice.
[17:16] Erina
    Indeed. I feel like my
    mind and body are free.
SIGN    Milk
    Bath
[17:23] Soma
    We didn't get to do a cooking competition,
[17:26] Soma
    but I guess we have to fail sometimes, too.
[17:29] Akira
    We just ended up exhausted.
[17:30] Kuro
    Basically nothing happened today.
[17:33] Soma
    But hey, it was fun, right?
[17:36] Soma
    And this really sucks,
    but I lost to Hayama again.
[17:41] Soma
    In the fishing contest.
[17:43] Akira
    I can't say I feel like I won.
[17:45] Kuro
    I don't feel like I've lost, either.
[17:47] Soma
    I'm definitely winning next time!
[17:51] Soma
    What is it?
[17:52] Kuro
    I can hear Miss's voice.
[17:54] Soma
    Huh?
[17:54] Alice
    Let go, Little Miss Secretary!
    I want to go in all of the baths!
[17:58] Hisa
    You mustn't! That bath has
    switched and is now for men!
[18:02] Alice
    I'm going in!
[18:04] Hisa
    Miss Alice!
[18:05] Taku
    Where is he? Where is he?
    Where are you, Yukihira?!
[18:09] Taku
    Yukihira!
[19:49] Soma
    Takumi?
[19:51] Taku
    Yukihira!
[19:53] Soma
    Yeah?
[19:53] Taku
    I finally found you!
[19:55] Isa
    Welcome back, Bro.
[19:57] Taku
    Oh, hey, Isami. I'm back.
[20:00] Soma
    Where the hell did you go?
[20:01] Taku
    Where the hell were you, Yukihira?!
[20:04] Taku
    Don't make me worry so much!
[20:06] Taku
    First off, if you're having a cooking contest,
    you should obviously call me first!
[20:11] Taku
    Listen here, Yukihira!
    Someday soon, you will face me!
[20:16] Soma
    S-Sure?
[20:17] Taku
    Do you have any idea how long I've been
    walking around looking for you, Yukihira?
[20:21] Taku
    Listen carefully! I'm very, very angry!
[20:24] Soma
    Okay, fine, jeez...
SIGN    Glad You Liked It
[20:31] Taku
    Yukihira, did your hair get longer?
[20:35] Soma
    Did it?
[20:36] Isshi
    Ah, youth!
SIGN    Disgusting
[20:38] Soma
    Disgusting!
SIGN    Original Story: Tsukuda Yuto
SIGN    Key Animation: Saeki Shun
SIGN    Assistance: Morisaki Yuki
SIGN    Key Animation: Nakama Ryo
SIGN    Assistance: Nope
SIGN    Food Wars!
SIGN    N
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SIGN    Ukiyo Is
    a Bad Idea

[20:48] Soma
    Man... squid tentacles and peanut
    butter are just the worst.
[20:53] Soma
    It's so gross, I can only laugh.
[20:58] Erina
    This isn't funny at all, Yukihira-kun!
[21:00] Erina
    My tongue is sullied just by looking at you!
[21:02] Erina
    Make me an egg dish to
    atone for your behavior.
[21:05] Erina
    I'll forgive you if you
    can excite my palate.
[21:07] Soma
    What's even going on here?
[21:09] Hisa
    Shut your mouth, Yukihira Soma!
[21:11] Hisa
    It's not like I can write a story as good
    as Tsukuda-sensei! Quit complaining!
[21:15] Erina
    Are you going to do it or not?
[21:16] Soma
    Okay, fine.
[21:18] Soma
    Anything's fine? Like nori bento?
[21:20] Erina
    I clearly told you to make
    me a dish with eggs.
[21:24] Soma
    Hang on to your seat, Examiner Nakiri!
SIGN    Squeeze
[21:29] Hisa
    Eggs are a fundamental ingredient
[21:31] Hisa
    in Japanese, Western, and Chinese
    cuisine, across all culinary genres.
[21:33] Hisa
    What will he serve to Erina-sama,
[21:35] Hisa
    who tastes haute egg
    cuisine on a daily basis?
[21:40] Soma
    Chop!
SIGN    Chop
SIGN    Crack
[21:42] Soma
    Crack!
[21:43] Soma
    Open!
SIGN    Open
[21:44] Erina
    This is so boring, I'd like to
    apologize to Saeki-sensei myself.
[21:47] Soma
    Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop...
SIGN    Chop Chop Chop
     Chop Chop Chop
[21:47] Hisa
    He's starting to look like
    someone who can't cook.
[21:50] Erina
    He must not understand how
    valuable my tongue is.
[21:53] Erina
    He doesn't understand my noble pedigree,
[21:54] Erina
    as a stray dog could not
     comprehend a gemstone's value.
[21:56] Erina
    So, what are you making?
[21:59] Soma
    Lolz, you still can't tell?
[22:02] Soma
    Here you go.
[22:03] Erina
    What in the world is that?!
[22:05] Erina
    Stop fooling around! You really are
    a bottom-feeding cook, Yukihira-kun!
[22:09] Soma
    But this dish hasn't shown
    its true form yet.
[22:12] Erina
    What do you mean by that?
[22:13] Soma
    Now for the finish!
[22:15] Erina
    And what's that supposed to be?!
[22:17] Erina
    But what is this?
[22:18] Erina
    The mellow aroma of this thing that's
    been simmered slowly over time...
[22:22] Erina
    What is it? Chicken? Seriously, what?
[22:24] Soma
    Dig in! Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?
[22:28] ---
    Splork.
SIGN    Splork
[22:29] Erina
    La...
[22:32] Hisa
    Erina-sama?!
[22:34] Erina
    A world of flavor I've never known...
[22:37] Soma
    I took, like, chicken wings and stock and stuff,
[22:39] Soma
    and did this and that with them,
[22:41] Soma
    because I remembered my dad said
    that'd make the flavors awesome.
[22:44] Soma
    Then I stuck them all in a
    giant pot and did something.
[22:46] Soma
    There was something about saltiness that
    brought out the eggs' flavor or something.
[22:52] Hisa
    You couldn't even include
    Morisaki-sensei's endless knowledge?!
[22:56] Erina
    I can't... accept this.
[23:01] Sfx
    Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle...
[23:02] Erina
    Go away!
SIGN    Bam
[23:07] Soma
    Glad you liked it... Actually, I'm sorry.
[23:09] Megu
    Great job, Soma-kun!
[23:09] Bg
    Crowd, crowd. Crowd, crowd, Crowd, crowd.
SIGN    Crowd Crowd
    Crowd Crowd
[23:11] Soma
    Tadokoro. Everyone.
[23:11] Bgg
    Crowd, crowd.
[23:12] Megu
    You sure did have a lot going on.
    Were you not at your best today?
[23:16] Soma
    Yeah, but that's okay.
SIGN    I guess we have to
    fail sometimes, too!
[23:19] Soma
    I guess we have to fail sometimes, too!
[23:21] Dad
    Soma! Hurry up and get to my level!
SIGN    Seriously Sorry

4 - The Totsuki Elite Ten

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    by law, and violation is grounds for criminal and civil prosecution.
SIGN    Second Plate
SIGN    Seconds 2
SIGN    Stagiaire Schedule
    Fully Completed
[00:15] Megu
    We're back!
SIGN    Challenge
     Shokugeki
     Begin
     Yukihira Soma
[00:34] Soma
    Glad you liked it.
[00:38] Soma
    So, hey...
[00:39] Soma
    Are any of you guys out there the ones
    who sent me the challenge letters?
SIGN    Challenge
[00:43] Girl
    Me.
[00:45] Guy
    Me, too.
[00:46] Soma
    Whoa, there're two of ya.
[00:47] Soma
    Sweet.
[00:49] Soma
    Perfect timing. Why don't we do it now?
[00:52] Soma
    You guys don't mind, right?
[00:53] Niku
    Hey, don't tell me...
[00:55] Soma
    Well?
[00:56] Girl
    My, aren't you a lively one.
[00:59] Guy
    Bring me my knife.
[01:01] Guy
    Yes, sir.
SIGN    Shokugeki
SIGN    Begin
[01:03] Niku
    He's doing multiple Shokugekis in a row?!
[01:04] Megu
    What?!
[01:08] Guy
    He's so fast!
[01:11] Girl
    What is this rich aroma?
[01:13] Niku
    He made two dishes at once?
[01:15] Megu
    Wow...
[01:16] Soma
    Well, dig in.
[01:18] Both
    They look so good...
[01:23] Soma
    Glad you liked it!
SIGN    Yukihira Soma
[01:27] Ryoko
    Megumi!
[01:28] Buns
    Did Yukihira win?
[01:29] Megu
    Oh.
[01:30] Megu
    Yes. It was over before we knew it.
[01:33] Soma
    I guess I'll give the rest to
    Fumio-san to enjoy with her drinks.
[01:36] Soma
    Or, well, I'm sure someone will eat it.
[01:38] Rindo
    Hey, that smells great!
[01:40] Soma
    Huh?
[01:41] Rindo
    Hey, this is awesome.
[01:45] Soma
    Who is this? I don't think
    I've seen her before.
[01:47] Soma
    Is she a second-year? Maybe a third-year...
[01:50] Rindo
    Oh, my bad. It looked so good,
    I couldn't help myself.
[01:53] Soma
    No, it's fine...
[01:56] Rindo
    Thanks, Yukihira Soma!
[02:00] Buns
    He did three Shokugekis in a row?!
[02:01] NIku
    He even did two of them at once!
[02:03] Ryoko
    I guess that's not surprising...
[02:06] Megu
    Huh? I guess Isshiki-senpai was here, too.
[02:09] Megu
    Is he here with someone?
SIGN    The Totsuki Elite Ten
SIGN    The Totsuki Elite Ten
[03:55] Gramps
    I assume everyone is here.
[03:58] Gramps
    I'm getting straight to the point.
[04:00] Gramps
    Every year, the students conduct
    the Momiji Meet and Greet.
[04:04] Gramps
    And now, the flyer for that event...
[04:07] Gramps
    has been finished!
SIGN    Super fun!
SIGN    Momiji Meet and Greet
     is happening
     Hosted by:
    Totsuki Tea House Culinary Academy
     Executive Committee
SIGN    Let's have fun!
SIGN    Who are the
     Elite Ten, woof?
[04:10] Gramps
    I was in charge of the illustration
    of this maple leaf right here.
[04:13] Gramps
    I'm rather pleased with how it
    came out. What do you think?
[04:17] Guy
    Yes. The colors are easy on
    the eye, and it's quite nice.
[04:20] Guy
    Personally, I would've
    preferred a jazzier font.
[04:24] Guy
    We don't want to get too poppy,
    or it'll have no dignity.
[04:31] Gramps
    This will be a very important
    event where those who will
[04:34] Gramps
    lead Totsuki in the future will be present.
[04:37] Erina
    "This Momiji Meet and Greet
    is a long-standing tradition.
[04:41] Erina
    The highest-ranking first-years and
    the current members of the Elite Ten
[04:46] Erina
    will be meeting for the first time.
[04:48] Erina
    Please take this event seriously."
[04:51] Erina
    That's the message I received
    from the director.
[04:56] Niku
    Wow.
[04:57] Niku
    That's some decent-looking saury.
[05:00] Buns
    I'm already drooling.
[05:01] Megu
    Apparently an acquaintance of
    Fumio-san sent her a bunch.
[05:05] Soma
    All right. Order up!
[05:08] Buns
    Whoo! That smells tasty!
[05:10] Ryoko
    The char on them is so pretty.
[05:12] Megu
    Don't be shy, Mito-san.
[05:14] Niku
    S-Sure...
[05:15] Guy
    Don't mind if we do!
[05:16] Guy
    Woohoo!
[05:18] All
    Let's eat!
[05:24] Ryoko
    So rich...
[05:26] Buns
    So juicy...
[05:28] Megu
    The umami only fresh saury can have!
[05:32] Niku
    My boobs won't stop bouncing
    from the intensity!
[05:39] Soma
    Oh, yeah.
[05:40] Soma
    That's saury with maple syrup.
[05:42] Both
    Stop ruining things!
[05:46] Ryoko
    You even have momiji oroshi.
[05:48] Soma
    Yup.
[05:49] Soma
    Help yourselves to as much as
    you'd like. There's also...
[05:51] Soma
    Chocolate sauce, condensed milk,
    habanero sauce, and ramune powder.
[05:54] Buns
    Right. We can get rid of these immediately.
[05:57] Isshiki
    I thought I smelled something tasty.
    I guess it's saury.
[06:01] Soma
    Isshiki-senpai!
[06:03] Isshi
    I'd like to talk to you,
    Soma-kun and Tadokoro-chan.
[06:07] Isshi
    You got a sec?
[06:08] Megu
    Huh?
[06:09] Megu
    What?!
[06:10] Megu
    With the Elite Ten?!
[06:12] Soma
    The Momiji Meet and Greet?
[06:14] Isshi
    Yup.
[06:15] Isshi
    The current Elite Ten and the eight
    first-years chosen for the elections
[06:19] Isshi
    have been invited.
[06:20] Megu
    Um... Is this like the training
    camp or Stagiaire where if we fail,
[06:25] Megu
    we get kicked out?
[06:27] Isshi
    It's not, Tadokoro-chan.
[06:29] Isshi
    The point of this is for you to meet the
    upperclassmen and get to know them better.
[06:34] Megu
    So we're really just going to
    admire the autumn leaves?
[06:38] Megu
    But I'm not sure if I'll be
    able to talk very well with
[06:40] Megu
    upperclassmen I'm meeting
    for the first time.
[06:43] Isshi
    Don't worry. You can take it easy.
[06:45] Soma
    We get to personally meet the Elite Ten...
[06:47] Soma
    Smirk...
[06:49] Megu
    S-S-S-Soma-kun?!
[06:51] Megu
    You've got sumthin' bad
    on yer mind, don't ya?
[06:53] Soma
    Well, I figured one of them might be
    willing to do a Shokugeki with me.
SIGN    Shokugeki
[06:57] Megu
    I knew it! You can't do that!
[06:59] Soma
    I'm just gonna ask. What's the harm in that?
[07:04] Guy
    You're willing to be kicked out if you lose?
[07:06] Soma
    Yeah, sure.
[07:07] Megu
    All I see is harm and more harm!
[07:11] Soma
    There are, like, six others
    above Isshiki-senpai, too.
[07:15] Soma
    I can't wait to see what they're like!
[07:17] Megu
    Oh, jeez! Soma-kun!
SIGN    Super fun!
SIGN    Momiji Meet and Greet
     is happening
     Hosted by:
     Totsuki Tea House Culinary Academy
     Executive Committee
SIGN    Let's have fun!
SIGN    Who are the
     Elite Ten, woof?
[07:47] Soma
    Wow, we've got a great view of the
    autumn leaves, huh, Tadokoro?
[07:53] Soma
    What's wrong?
[07:54] Megu
    I'm starting to get nervous.
[07:56] Megu
    I'm not sure if I can talk to upperclassmen
    I'm meeting for the first time.
[08:01] Ryo
    Why are you sitting next to me?
[08:03] Akira
    That's my line.
[08:05] Akira
    I don't want to be next to those
    who placed second and third.
[08:09] Ryo
    What?!
[08:10] Mima
    You're not coming for revenge yet, Aldini?
[08:14] Taku
    You're so huge. You're making it
    hard to admire the autumn leaves.
[08:18] Megu
    Oh, right.
[08:20] Megu
    Before I even worry about the upperclassmen,
[08:20] Alice
    Oh, come on, Little Miss Secretary.
[08:22] Megu
    the other first-years here
    don't even get along.
[08:23] Hisa
    Stop calling me that!
[08:25] Taku
    Yukihira, what's with your hair?
    It's at an unruly length!
[08:30] Soma
    Oh, yeah. I guess I'll cut it soon.
[08:33] Soma
    I was so wrapped up with
    Master Shinomiya's Stagiaire...
[08:37] Taku
    Chef Shinomiya? You mean SHINO's Tokyo?
[08:40] Soma
    Yup.
[08:40] Taku
    You continue to surpass my expectations.
[08:44] Taku
    To think you'd end up at the
    restaurant of a former first seat.
[08:47] Taku
    Excellent! I'm getting fired up, Yukihira!
[08:50] Soma
    Your hair style's pretty simple, Takumi.
[08:53] Taku
    Of course it is! I'm a chef! And chefs
    should always keep their hair shor—
[08:57] Mima
    Jeez, you're so rigid.
[08:59] Mima
    We're just here to admire
    the autumn leaves today.
[09:01] Taku
    Not only does your hair violate a chef's
    dress code, but you're just sloppy!
[09:05] Mima
    Is that so?
[09:07] Mima
    Believe it or not, I spend
    a lot of time on my hair!
[09:10] Soma
    Man, your hair's silky smooth, Mimasaka!
[09:14] Mima
    Right?
[09:14] Taku
    Oh, knock it off!
[09:16] Soma
    Hey, Nakiri.
[09:18] Soma
    It's been a while.
[09:21] Erina
    I'd appreciate it if you didn't
    talk to me so casually.
[09:23] Soma
    By the way, Nakiri,
[09:25] Soma
    you're not sitting over there even
    though you're in the Elite Ten?
[09:28] Erina
    The purpose of this is for the first-years to
[09:30] Erina
    get to know their upperclassmen better,
[09:31] Erina
    which is why I'm also on this side.
[09:33] Soma
    Ah, I see.
[09:36] Hisa
    You're not going to thank him, Erina-sama?
    For letting you borrow his manga.
[09:41] Hisa
    It's better if you don't
    put off things like that.
[09:44] Erina
    W-Well, those books were payment
    for me since I tasted his dish,
SIGN    With Heart
[09:49] Erina
    so I don't need to thank him!
[09:51] Erina
    Right, Yukihira-kun?
[09:53] Soma
    Uh, I guess so.
[09:55] Soma
    Also, I haven't seen you
    in a while either, Arato.
[09:58] Soma
    You seem well.
[09:59] Hisa
    Yes, thank you.
[10:01] Erina
    H-Huh? Hisako is acting
    friendly with Yukihira-kun?
[10:06] Lady
    The Totsuki Elite Ten have arrived.
[10:14] Soma
    So they're the culinary
    virtuosos who stand out
[10:17] Soma
    above all others at the pinnacle of Totsuki...
SIGN    High School Division, 2nd Year
SIGN    T h e N i n t h S e a t
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SIGN    High School Division, 2nd Year
SIGN    T h e E i g h t h S e a t
SIGN    K u g a T e r u n o r i
SIGN    High School Division, 2nd Year
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SIGN    I s s h i k i S a t o s h i
SIGN    High School Division, 2nd Year
SIGN    T h e S i x t h S e a t
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SIGN    High School Division, 3rd Year
SIGN    T
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SIGN    S
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SIGN    High School Division, 3rd Year
SIGN    T
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SIGN    A k a g a n e k u b o
SIGN    Momo
SIGN    High School Division, 3rd Year
SIGN    The Third Seat
SIGN    Megishima Tosuke
SIGN    High School Division, 3rd Year
SIGN    T h e S e c o n d S e a t
SIGN    K
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SIGN    High School Division, 3rd Year
SIGN    T h e F i r s t S e a t
SIGN    Tsukasa
SIGN    Eishi
[10:38] Soma
    The Totsuki Elite Ten...
[10:41] Buns
    Autumn means eating a bunch of yummy foods.
[10:43] Ryoko
    We're going to gain weight.
[10:44] Niku
    Really?
[10:45] Buns
    We're gonna get nice and jiggly.
[10:47] Ryoko
    I'll probably become even more popular.
[10:49] Niku
    Really?!
[11:01] Soma
    So she's one of the Elite Ten...
[11:05] (Flashback) Rindo
    Oh, my bad.
[11:06] (Flashback) Rindo
    Thanks, Yukihira Soma!
[11:10] Soma
    She's the second seat?
[11:13] Kuga
    So, hey, hey.
[11:15] Kuga
    Why don't we call it a day?
[11:17] Kuga
    And let's just not do this next year.
[11:19] Soma
    Huh?
[11:21] Kuga
    This is such a pain in the ass and
    totally pointless, don't you think?
[11:25] Kuga
    So, well, well, well?
    What do you think, Miss Pigtails?
[11:28] Megu
    Huh?! Um, I, uh, er...
[11:30] Nene
    This was a direct order from the director.
[11:32] Nene
    We won't be able to get out of doing it,
[11:34] Nene
    much less get rid of it.
[11:36] Kuga
    You're not the Pigtails I was talking to.
    Could you not butt in?
[11:41] Kuga
    I'm talking to one of our juniors here.
[11:44] Nene
    You're so annoying.
[11:46] Kuga
    Wow, you're even more irritable
    than usual. You on your period?
[11:50] Nene
    Die.
[11:51] Kuga
    Too bad for you! I will not die!
[11:54] Eizan
    I see the thoughtless guy with the
    permanently annoying voice is here.
[11:59] Eizan
    Our budget from Totsuki is limitless
    thanks to Senzaemon-dono.
[12:04] Eizan
    Meaning I don't mind humoring
    the old man sometimes.
[12:08] Kuga
    Well, the only thing you
    ever think about is money.
[12:11] Kuga
    Man, you're boring.
[12:13] Kuga
    Hurry up and leave Totsuki,
    like today, or maybe even now.
[12:17] Kuga
    Go! Three, two, o—
[12:19] Eizan
    Shut up, shrimp.
[12:20] Kuga
    You bastard!
[12:22] Isshi
    Ah, you're all so lively and chipper today.
[12:26] Isshi
    Why don't we make a toast?
[12:28] Both
    Who the hell died and put
    you in charge, Isshiki?!
[12:32] Megu
    Th-They get along... like, 800
    times worse than the first-years!
[12:38] Gramps
    It appears they're having
    fun again this year.
[12:41] Gramps
    They are the future candidates
    of the Elite Ten.
[12:44] Gramps
    They will one day lead Totsuki.
[12:49] Gramps
    Interacting with the upperclassmen should
    give them the push they need as chefs.
SIGN    Momiji Meet and Greet
SIGN    Totsuki Elite Ten
SIGN    First Seat
SIGN    Tsukasa Eishi
SIGN    Second Seat
SIGN    Kobayashi Rindo
[12:54] Soma
    Huh... I guess you read her name as "Rindo."
[12:58] Soma
    So that's Kobayashi-senpai, the Second Seat.
[13:01] Soma
    And the guy sitting next to her is the
    First Seat of the Totsuki Elite Ten...
[13:06] Soma
    Tsukasa Eishi-senpai.
[13:08] Tsuka
    Yukihira Soma,
[13:10] Tsuka
    and Takumi Aldini,
[13:12] Tsuka
    as well as Mimasaka Subaru.
[13:15] Tsuka
    At the Autumn Elections, you three...
[13:24] Tsuka
    I really wish you hadn't done Shokugekis.
[13:27] Tsuka
    Sigh...
SIGN    Sigh...
[13:28] Both
    Huh?
[13:29] Tsuka
    I was slaving away to make sure the
    Election would end without a hitch,
[13:33] Tsuka
    but then there were two
    Shokugekis in a row...
[13:35] Tsuka
    The audience was huge,
    I had so much paperwork,
[13:39] Tsuka
    and I just kept staring at the timetable.
[13:41] Tsuka
    I was scared to death.
[13:43] Isshiki
    Again, if you let us handle
    things behind the scenes,
[13:46] Isshiki
    you can just do work at the venue—
[13:49] Tsuka
    I'm not meant to speak in front of people!
[13:51] Tsuka
    I told you I'd leave all that to you guys.
[13:55] Soma
    So I'm getting the sense that he's...
[13:58] Taku
    ...nothing like the other First Seats we've seen.
[14:00] Tsuka
    Cower, cower, cower, cower, cower, cower...
[14:01] Soma
    Um, so, uh...
[14:03] Soma/taku
    Sorry about that.
[14:04] Taku
    We're sorry for all the
    trouble we caused you.
[14:08] Taku
    Hey, Mimasaka. You should apologize, too.
[14:10] Taku
    You're the one who set
    up the first Shokugeki.
[14:12] Mima
    I guess.
[14:14] Mima
    We're sorry for all the
    trouble we caused you.
[14:17] Taku
    Don't mimic me!
[14:19] Tsuka
    I mean, it's in the past, so it's fine.
[14:22] Tsuka
    But it's such a hassle being the First Seat.
[14:25] Tsuka
    There are so many responsibilities
    and pressures.
[14:28] Tsuka
    It's honestly weighing on me.
[14:30] Kuga
    Yikes, Tsukassan's in his doom-and-gloom
    mode. Talk about a pain.
[14:35] Kuga
    Well, whatever. I'm gonna ignore him anyway.
[14:37] Nene
    Senpai, please learn to be more reliable.
[14:41] Tsuka
    Even I've noticed that
    I've been sighing a lot more.
[14:46] Rindo
    Come on, Tsukasa. Buck up, will ya?
[14:49] Rindo
    You're scaring the first-years.
[14:52] Rindo
    So yeah. He may be like this,
    but he makes some awesome food.
[14:58] Rindo
    I hope you guys will look out for him.
     I'll be counting on you.
[15:01] Rindo
    Anyway, Tsukasa, let's move this along.
[15:04] Tsuka
    Y-You're right.
[15:06] Tsuka
    Then we should get the tea and snacks...
[15:08] Soma
    Hey, uh, can I ask something first?
[15:11] Tsuka
    Sure, what is it?
[15:13] Soma
    I want to join the Elite Ten right now.
[15:16] Soma
    Would anyone be willing to accept
    a Shokugeki challenge from me?
[15:19] Taku
    Hey, Yukihira!
[15:20] Megu
    Eek!
[15:23] Soma
    So... if going up against third-years
    is asking for too much,
[15:26] Soma
    maybe some second-years...
[15:28] Eizan
    No.
[15:29] Nene
    No.
[15:30] Kuga
    I mean, why would we?
[15:32] Kuga
    No one in the Elite Ten has time
    to deal with a measly first-year.
[15:38] Kuga
    So yeah, sorry, dude.
[15:41] Kuga
    Hey, don't get mad. I apologize!
    For real, for real, for real.
[15:46] Kuga
    I mean, we second-years are also...
[15:49] Kuga
    super busy trying to take
    out the guys above us.
[15:58] Kuga
    Actually, Yukihira-chin.
[16:01] Soma
    "Chin"?
[16:02] Kuga
    You've already been at Totsuki
    for six months, right?
[16:05] Kuga
    Could you get a clue already about
    how important the Elite Ten are?
[16:08] Kuga
    It's not like you can just
    challenge us outta—
[16:10] Soma
    Then, if anything, you guys
    don't have to wager your seats.
[16:13] Kuga
    Huh?
[16:14] Soma
    Basically, I just wanna go
[16:15] Soma
    head-to-head with as many
    skilled people as I can right now.
[16:18] Soma
    So we can totally wager on one of
    the Elite Ten seats another time!
[16:22] Kuga
    See? You don't understand
    at all, Yukihira-chin!
[16:26] Kuga
    I'm saying that there's no way any
    of us would compete with you at all!
[16:30] Kuga
    The Elite Ten are way more
    important than that!
[16:33] Kuga
    We're totally different
    from normal students!
[16:35] Soma
    Ah...
[16:36] Kuga
    Listen up, Yukihira-chin!
[16:38] Kuga
    The Elite Ten has any and every
    authority that Totsuki has to offer!
[16:43] Kuga
    The ingredients that all the chefs
    around Japan would die for,
[16:47] Kuga
    and the culinary equipment, and the facilities!
[16:48] Kuga
    It doesn't matter how new or expensive!
    We can get our hands on all we want!
[16:52] Kuga
    Ancient culinary texts that
    were carefully preserved,
[16:54] Kuga
    super-rare recipes that only
    had a hundred copies printed...
[16:58] Kuga
    We have access to all of that!
[16:59] Kuga
    That's what it means to be in
    the Totsuki Elite Ten! Got it?!
[17:02] Soma
    Oh, I see. So it's that convenient
    to be in the Elite Ten.
[17:07] Kuga
    It's clear from your use
    of the word "convenient"
[17:09] Kuga
    that you still have no idea
    what I'm talking about!
[17:12] Isshi
    Here, I'll sum it up for you, Soma-kun.
[17:15] Isshi
    Once you're a member of the Elite Ten,
[17:16] Isshi
    you can devote as much time to your studies
[17:18] Isshi
    as you'd like by using the
    authority given to you.
[17:21] Isshi
    You can learn much more, and much faster,
     than with normal studies.
[17:26] Isshi
    And that authority grows the
    higher you go up in rank.
[17:29] Isshi
    Because at this school,
    cooking is everything.
[17:33] Soma
    Yeah, this school is messed up.
[17:37] Tsuka
    Life is too short,
    and culinary knowledge is vast.
[17:42] Tsuka
    You can't learn all of it even if
    you devote your whole life to it.
[17:46] Tsuka
    But in the Elite Ten, you can
    progress through it much faster.
[17:51] Tsuka
    Giving those powerful enough all of the
    authority and fortune they deserve...
[17:54] Tsuka
    That's what Totsuki does.
SIGN    Totsuki
[17:56] Tsuka
    And it's the Elite Ten that
    are given everything.
[18:04] Rindo
    Hey, come on. Let's all have fun today.
[18:08] Rindo
    We've even got a surprise for you guys.
[18:11] Rindo
    Right, Momo?
[18:12] Momo
    Don't drag me into this.
[18:16] Rindo
    Akanegakubo Momo,
    the Fourth Seat of the Elite Ten,
[18:20] Rindo
    made us some tea snacks today.
[18:22] Momo
    It was honestly a huge pain in the butt,
[18:26] Momo
    but I made them because
    you wouldn't shut up.
[18:29] Momo
    Even though it was a huge pain in the butt.
[18:31] Rindo
    Aw, you didn't need to say that
    twice. You're making me blush!
[18:36] Rindo
    All right! If you'd set us up, please!
[18:41] Hisa
    Did you know about this, Erina-sama?
[18:43] Erina
    No, I wasn't informed.
[18:45] Megu
    Um, what kind of cuisine does
    the Fourth Seat specialize in?
[18:48] Erina
    Well, the cuisine Akanegakubo-senpai
    specializes in is Western sweets.
[18:55] Erina
    Her exquisite technique and her keen eye
    for elegance and beauty are unmatched.
[19:01] Erina
    She is the greatest pâtissier
    of this generation at Totsuki.
[19:04] Rindo
    Yeah, pretty much.
[19:07] Rindo
    Don't you wanna taste something that
    the Fourth Seat made for real?
[19:22] Soma
    A maple leaf cake!
[19:24] Taku
    It's absolutely necessary for sweets
    to be pleasing to the eye, too.
[19:27] Taku
    They're so exquisitely clear
    that they resemble glass.
[19:31] Taku
    Those are magnificently prepared candies.
[19:32] Ryo
    So the outside is cranberry.
[19:34] Akira
    This aroma...
[19:36] Akira
    The inside of the cake is cheese mousse.
[19:38] Alice
    Let's eat!
[19:40] Alice
    This is a low-calorie dessert in which
    she had the sugar react with enzymes.
[19:46] Alice
    Oh, it's so vividly delicious.
[19:51] Hisa
    Below the cranberry gelatin
    is cheese mousse,
[19:53] Hisa
    and under that is an apple layer.
[19:55] Erina
    And the hidden ingredients are...
[19:57] Megu
    Blue cheese and walnuts.
[20:00] All
    I've never had a cake like this before!
[20:04] Rindo
    I can never get enough of Momo's sweets.
[20:11] Akira
    The cranberry sauce is the link that brings
    out the best in every ingredient.
[20:15] Ryo
    The sponge cake is being held
    up securely by the walnut base.
[20:20] Mima
    The perfect balance given by the cheese...
[20:23] Mima
    I can't trace it!
[20:25] Soma
    This isn't just some tea confection!
[20:28] Taku
    Within that tiny little cake...
[20:31] Taku
    is a whole new world!
[20:35] Soma
    So this is a dish created by someone who
    fought their way up the ranks at Totsuki...
[20:40] Soma
    This is truly the Elite Ten.
[20:41] Tsuka
    I hope we've helped you understand.
[20:44] Tsuka
    There is a profound difference
    between the abilities of
[20:46] Tsuka
    those who are the Elite
    Ten and those who are not.
[20:48] Tsuka
    This is the undeniable truth.
[20:58] Kuga
    So yeah, that's how it is.
[21:01] Kuga
    I think you've figured out the nuances
    of things, at least a little,
[21:04] Kuga
    but we really, seriously, and absolutely
    don't have any time to waste on you guys.
[21:07] Kuga
    So all of you small fry can keep
    butting heads with each other.
[21:14] Kuga
    But, well, I guess...
[21:16] Kuga
    If, for example, you guys have anything—
    anything at all—
[21:19] Kuga
    cooking-wise that would
    let you guys win over me,
[21:22] Kuga
    I guess I could accept
    a Shokugeki challenge.
[21:24] Nene
    Their height.
[21:25] Kuga
    I said "cooking-wise," bitch!
[21:28] Soma
    Do you mean what you just said, Kuga-senpai?
[21:31] Kuga
    Yup, yup, yup, yup, trust me!
[21:34] Kuga
    I mean, it's never going to happen, but...
[21:37] Kuga
    Anyway, we had our tea,
    so let's get outta here!
[21:41] Eizan
    It's me. Did you get the materials?
[21:43] Eizan
    Good. I'm heading over now.
[21:45] Momo
    I feel like I'm the only one who had to
    work for free, and it really pisses me off.
[21:49] Tsuka
    Oh, thank goodness it's over early.
[21:59] Kuga
    Yeah, I still say we should
    scrap this next year!
[22:05] Gramps
    Continue improving.
[22:07] Gramps
    The more you improve,
[22:09] Gramps
    the more you will shine!
[23:22] Megu
    Soma-kun!
[23:24] Megu
    Were you thinking about the
    Momiji Meet and Greet?
[23:27] Soma
    Yeah.
[23:29] Megu
    Me, too. I was really floored by how
    amazing everyone in the Elite Ten is.
[23:34] Megu
    There's no way I'd ever stand a cha—
[23:36] Soma
    I'm pretty sure that's not true.
[23:39] Soma
    It's true that I'm nowhere near as good
    as the guys in the Elite Ten right now.
[23:44] Soma
    But that doesn't mean I'll never
    be able to win against them.
[23:49] Soma
    Let's keep climbing one step at a time
    up these stairs to get to the Elite Ten.
[23:55] Megu
    Yeah, you're right!
[23:57] Megu
    Though I might only be able to
    take a half-step at a time.
[24:00] Soma
    First, I'm gonna tackle the
    requirements Kuga-senpai gave us.
[24:04] Soma
    I'm gonna find something I can beat him at!
SIGN    Glad You Liked It
SIGN    Second Seat
SIGN    F
    i
    r
    s
    t
    
    S
    e
    a
    t
[24:15] Rindo
    Buck up, Tsukasa!
[24:17] Tsuka
    I am...
[24:18] Rindo
    Are not!

5 - Food Wars! The Third Plate: Erina at Polar Star Dormitory

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SIGN    The Third Plate
SIGN    Seconds
[00:05] E
    Alice?!
[00:07] E
    What's wrong, Alice?
[00:09] A
    Erina, what are you waiting for?
[00:12] A
    We're getting you out of here!
[00:13] E
    What?
[00:16] Narr
    Nakiri Erina ran away from home for
    the first time in her life last night.
[00:22] Alice
    Run away!
[00:24] Alice
    In situations like these, normal boys
    and girls run away from home!
[00:28] Narr
    She had nowhere to go, but she found a home.
[00:37] E
    That's right.
[00:38] E
    I came to the Polar Star Dormitory...
[00:42] All
    Nakiri-san!
[00:44] E
    Huh?
[00:47] S
    Wow, you ran away from home, huh?
[00:49] S
    Nice, nice.
[00:50] S
    You're not too shabby, Nakiri!
[00:52] E
    Don't make fun of me!
[00:53] Yuki
    Let's play a card game!
[00:54] Guys
    Yeah!
[00:55] E
    Cards?!
[00:57] E
    I haven't woken up feeling
    so light-hearted in a while.
[01:01] Fumio
    Hey!
[01:03] Fumio
    Who used up all the breakfast
[01:05] Fumio
    ingredients?!
[01:07] Aoki
    Oh, I used them... for last night's party.
[01:10] Sato
    I used some, too, to serve
    to the God Tongue.
[01:14] Yuki
    I took some, too—just a little bit.
[01:17] S
    I took the cured mackerel,
[01:20] S
    but I braised it in greens
    and strawberry jam,
[01:22] S
    so you can serve it for breakfast.
[01:24] Fumio
    The hell I would!
[01:26] Fumio
    You all take responsibility
    and make breakfast today!
[01:29] Fumio
    You've got thirty minutes!
[01:30] All
    Okay!
[01:31] M
    I'll go get some vegetables from the garden.
[01:34] Ryoko
    I'll make a rice bowl using rice juice.
[01:36] Yuki
    Maybe I'll cook Shikao's antlers.
[01:37] Aoki
    I'm gonna make tempura with just
    the batter made from flour.
[01:39] Sato
    It tastes better if you use potato starch.
[01:41] Aoki
    Don't mess with me!
[01:42] Sato
    What'd you say?!
[01:42] Narr
    Can the genteel Erina survive in
    the chaotic Polar Star Dormitory?
[01:43] Ibu
    Maybe I'll trot out my special smoked stuff.
[01:45] Marui
    Rocky said it's good for the
    health to swallow 24 eggs whole.
[01:50] S
    One calamari milkshake coming right up!
SIGN    The Third Plate
SIGN    Food Wars
SIGN    Erina at Polar Star Dormitory
[03:24] All
    Thanks for the food!
[03:27] Aoki
    Hey, that wasn't so bad
    for a slap-dash breakfast.
[03:31] Sato
    Of course.
[03:32] Sato
    We're Polar Star residents. We strike
    terror into the hearts of men.
[03:34] Ibu
    We managed to wing it with vegetables
    from the Polar Star garden, huh.
[03:39] Marui
    But was it appropriate as the first
    breakfast for the God Tongue?
[03:44] Yuki
    Erinacchi, how was breakfast?
[03:47] E
    Don't mind me.
[03:48] E
    I enjoyed it—
[03:50] E
    other than curiosities like
    the small dried sardines
[03:53] E
    sauteed in mint sauce and cilantro.
[03:54] S
    Oh, hey, Nakiri. That was good, wasn't it?
[03:57] E
    As if I'd even try an abomination like that!
[04:00] M
    But the mackerel tossed in jam you
    served yesterday was a little tasty.
[04:04] Ryoko
    I still would've preferred that
    he not spread it on toast, though.
[04:07] S
    Don't hold back.
[04:08] Yuki
    I'm not!
[04:09] Yuki
    Don't make anyone but Megumi into a victim!
[04:11] M
    What?
SIGN    Laundry Room
[04:14] E
    I narrowly escaped becoming
    Yukihira-kun's guinea pig.
SIGN    Laundry Room
[04:19] E
    The laundry room...
[04:23] E
    Hm?
[04:24] E
    It's very different from the*
    laundry room back home.
[04:28] E
    I guess this isn't my family's estate.
[04:30] E
    I should do my own laundry.
[04:32] E
    There are so many buttons!
[04:34] E
    How does this thing even work?
[04:36] E
    I'm sure the detergent goes somewhere...
[04:38] E
    I wonder if the water just
    comes out automatically...
[04:41] S
    Oh, Nakiri.
[04:42] E
    Yukihira-kun!
[04:43] S
    You're already doing laundry when
    you just got here yesterday?
[04:46] S
    Nothing gets by you, huh?
[04:47] E
    Er, I guess.
[04:48] S
    Well, I like doing laundry, too.
[04:53] E
    Which button is he going to push?
[04:57] S
    Huh? What?
[04:58] E
    Nothing.
[04:59] S
    Oh, right. This must be your
    first time in this room, Nakiri.
[05:03] E
    Y-Yes.
[05:05] S
    Do you want me to tell you how
    if you have any questions?
[05:10] S
    But I guess you'd be able to use
    something like a washing machine.
[05:13] E
    O-O-O-O-O-Of course!
[05:15] E
    D-D-Don't make fun of me!
[05:16] S
    Right, right. Sorry.
[05:18] E
    Oh.
[05:20] E
    How dare he?!
[05:21] E
    Of course I can figure out laundry on my own!
[05:23] E
    Just watch!
[05:24] E
    Um, er...
[05:26] M
    Oh, Nakiri-san?
[05:28] E
    Oh, hello.
[05:30] Yuki
    What are you doing here, Erinacchi?
[05:32] Yuki
    But I guess that's obvious.
     You're doing laundry.
[05:34] Ryoko
    I guess one machine's taken.
[05:36] Ryoko
    Nakiri-san, do you mind if we share?
[05:39] E
    Huh?
[05:40] M
    We always do our laundry in the same machine.
[05:43] Yuki
    It's more efficient that way.
[05:45] E
    I see.
[05:46] E
    I suppose... I could...
[05:50] M
    Make sure you separate out
    anything that might bleed.
[05:52] E
    "Bleed"?
[05:52] Ryoko
    Make sure you presoak
    stains in bleach solution.
[05:55] E
    "Presoak"?
[05:55] Yuki
    I'm going to put these into nets, okay?
[05:57] E
    The world of laundry is so complex.
[06:01] Narr
    Nakiri Erina was caught up in the
    maelstrom of culture shock.
[06:09] E
    I managed to do laundry with help
    from Tadokoro-san and the others.
[06:15] Aoki
    You know, I thought Erina-chan was
    a superhuman who could do everything,
[06:19] Aoki
    but I bet she's actually not really
    good at household chores and stuff.
[06:22] Sato
    She's way different from how she looks.
[06:26] Alice
    Okay, Ryo-kun, let's go!
[06:29] Ryo
    Huh? Go where?
[06:31] Alice
    Oh, c'mon! Of course we're going to
    Polar Star Dormitory to check on Erina!
[06:36] Ryo
    But isn't that supposed to be a secret?
[06:38] Alice
    Of course it is.
[06:40] Alice
    We have to make sure
     Uncle Azami never finds out.
[06:44] Ryo
    But, Miss...
[06:45] Ryo
    If we go there in a huge
    stretch limo like this,
[06:48] Ryo
    I think it'll be super obvious.
[06:50] Alice
    Oh, you're right.
[06:52] Alice
    Okay, let's go in a short limo.
[06:55] Ryo
    That wasn't my point.
[07:03] Hisako
    Tadokoro Megumi...
[07:09] Hisako
    Over here, Tadokoro Megumi.
[07:10] M
    Huh?
[07:12] Hisako
    It's me.
[07:13] Hisako
    Don't raise your voice.
[07:14] M
    Arato-san? What are you doing?
[07:16] Hisako
    There may be spies sent
    by Azami-dono hereabouts.
[07:20] Hisako
    Don't act suspicious.
[07:22] M
    I think you're the one acting suspicious.
[07:24] Hisako
    Don't talk!
[07:25] Hisako
    Don't tense up!
[07:26] M
    Huh, um, er?
[07:26] Hisako
    Don't shake!
[07:28] Hisako
    Don't panic!
[07:29] Hisako
    Don't go pale!
[07:31] E
    What's wrong, Hisako?
[07:33] Hisako
    Erina-sama,
[07:35] Hisako
    I felt you must be feeling discomfort due
    to the sudden departure from your home,
[07:39] Hisako
    so I brought a care package.
[07:41] Hisako
    In it are a toothbrush and
     changes of clothing, of course,
[07:43] Hisako
    as well as a body pillow to help you rest...
[07:45] E
    It smells nice.
[07:46] Hisako
    ...a blanket made from
    high-quality materials...
[07:49] E
    It's very soft.
SIGN    Baby Animals
[07:50] Hisako
    ...a photo book of baby
    animals to help you relax...
[07:53] E
    They're so plush.
[07:54] Hisako
    One medicinal dish, two medicinal dishes,
    three medicinal dishes...
[07:55] Hisako
    ...and a relaxation CD to help you de-stress.
[07:58] E
    It sounds very sleepy.
SIGN    When You Wish Upon a Star
[07:59] Hisako
    And even the newest work from the
    author of that manga you like!
[08:03] E
    Thank you, Hisako.
[08:05] E
    Is this what running away from
    home supposed to be like?
[08:09] Fumio
    Look sharp, everyone!
[08:11] Fumio
    Today's cleaning day!
[08:12] Marui
    Oh, right.
[08:14] S
    I'll do the hallways.
[08:15] Ibu
    I'll deal with the grime in the kitchen.
[08:17] Sato
    I'll do the bathroom.
[08:18] Aoki
    I'm the one on bathroom duty this month.
[08:19] Sato
    You do the toilet.
[08:21] Aoki
    You do the toilet, you shithead.
[08:22] Sato
    I do the bath.
[08:24] Aoki
    It's my bath.
[08:25] Fumio
    You two do both, together!
[08:27] AS
    Yes'm.
[08:28] Hisako
    Cleaning day?
[08:30] M
    Yeah, we have it once a month.
[08:32] Ryoko
    Sorry for the ruckus.
[08:34] Ryoko
    It'll be over soon, so just relax.
[08:37] (Flashback) Aoki
    Nakiri-chan can't do any
    household chores, huh.
[08:40] (Flashback) Sato
    It's not what you'd expect,
     since she acts like a know-it-all.
[08:44] E
    Um!
[08:46] E
    May I join in the cleaning?
[08:49] E
    After all, you're letting
    me stay at this dorm.
[08:52] Hisako
    Erina-sama! I'll help, too.
[08:55] Hisako
    I'll do anything you tell me to.
[08:56] M
    Okay.
[08:58] Ryoko
    Thanks for your help, then.
[09:00] Ryoko
    Arato-san, help me clean the back entrance.
[09:03] Hisako
    Got it.
[09:04] M
    Nakiri-san, the entrance hall
    should be a good choice.
[09:06] M
    I already moved the vacuum
    cleaner there, so it'll be easy.
[09:09] E
    Um, vacuum cleaner?
[09:14] E
    Very well!
[09:21] E
    It's a bit different from what
    I've seen at the estate.
[09:25] E
    Hm, what's this symbol?
[09:31] E
    What impressive cutting-edge technology.
[09:34] E
    There.
[09:35] E
    Perfect!
[09:36] E
    I'm going to clean now!
[09:41] E
    Hmm, is this how it's supposed to be?
[09:44] E
    I feel like something's missing.
[09:46] S
    What're you up to, Nakiri?
[09:47] E
    C-Can't you tell?
[09:49] E
    I'm vacuuming, okay?
[09:51] S
    Without turning it on?
[09:53] S
    I-I-I-I-I know!
[09:55] S
    Th-Th-This is just visualization training!
[09:57] S
    I'm t-t-t-training to vacuum
    efficiently, with precision!
[10:01] S
    Oh, that thing Mimasaka does a lot, huh.
[10:05] S
    Good day!
[10:07] [SONG] Sign 1009
    High
    Medium
    Low
    
    Off
[10:08] E
    Here's the power switch!
[10:14] E
    That's right!
[10:16] E
    This is how it's supposed to go!
[10:18] E
    Well? Do you have any other complaints?
[10:21] S
    Uh, I didn't have any
    complaints to start with.
[10:24] S
    I guess you're doing all right.
[10:26] S
    This may all seem pretty strange,
[10:28] S
    but good luck.
[10:33] E
    Thank you.
[10:36] Yuki
    Usayo, Kamomaru, Shikao,
    Inotaro, and everyone else—
[10:40] Yuki
    Stay!
[10:41] E
    A wild game parade?!
[10:44] Alice
    Erina, I came to check in on you!
[10:50] Alice
    What's this?
[10:53] Yuki
    I'm so sorry, Erinacchi!
[10:56] Alice
    Oh, my, Erina.
[10:57] Alice
    You're already having so
    much fun with your friends.
[10:59] Ryo
    I don't think that's what's going on.
[11:03] Narr
    The proud queen of the academy
    had become covered in dust.
[11:09] Narr
    Hang in there, Erina.
[11:10] Narr
    Don't let this get to you, Erina.
SIGN    Erina
    at Polar Star Dormitory
[11:17] Fumio
    Hey!
[11:18] Fumio
    I told you to clean the bathroom,
     not destroy it!
[11:22] AS
    Sorry!
[11:24] AS
    We'll fix it up straight away!
[11:26] S
    So...
[11:27] Ibu
    ...we can't use our dorm's baths right now.
[11:29] Marui
    Oh well.
[11:30] Yuki
    Yeah!
[11:32] E
    So this is a public bath?
[11:34] E
    It's not like a ryokan.
[11:36] Hisako
    Public baths have been used by common folk
    since the Edo period on a daily basis.
[11:40] Hisako
    In other words, for someone of
    noble birth like Erina-sama, it...
SIGN    Mt. Tenno
[11:44] Hisako
    ...would not be hyperbole to
    say it will be her Mt. Tenno!
[11:46] Ryo
    Nah, that's hyperbole.
[11:49] Alice
    Mt. Tenno? A mountain?
[11:51] Ryoko
    It's an old expression for a watershed
    moment that defines victory or defeat.
[11:55] M
    That might be exaggerating it a bit.
[11:57] Yuki
    Hey, I'm getting all itchy from
    the dust. Let's go already.
SIGN    Bath
[12:01] Hisako
    Let us proceed, Erina-sama!
[12:03] E
    All right.
[12:04] S
    Huh, it's pretty retro inside, too.
[12:08] Marui
    They don't even have lockers
    in this day and age.
[12:10] S
    Hey, they have coffee milk
    to drink after taking a dip, too!
[12:14] S
    Oh, hey, Takumi and Isami!
[12:16] T
    What?! Yukihira?
[12:17] Isami
    Oh, hello.
[12:20] S
    Hey, I didn't expect to
    run into you two here.
[12:22] T
    We like how they have a hotter bath here.
[12:25] Isami
    We come here sometimes when we
    want to take a bath in a big one.
[12:29] T
    You're instantly recharged.
[12:31] T
    It's a self-care spot known to a select few.
[12:36] S
    Huh, I had no idea.
[12:38] S
    So maybe we'll run into someone else here.
[12:42] Isami
    Well, we'll get going.
[12:45] T
    This place is retro,
    but there's even a sauna here.
[12:47] T
    Take your time.
[12:48] S
    Nice.
[12:49] E
    You can totally hear the
    conversations in the men's bath.
[12:52] Alice
    Erina, you're taking your sweet time.
[12:54] Alice
    Do you want to use this
    towel wrap as a cover-up?
[12:55] E
    I don't need it!
[12:57] E
    You're just going to make fun
    of me again, aren't you?!
[13:01] E
    Fine, I'll take everything off right now!
[13:05] Yuki
    This retro style's great.
[13:09] M
    It makes you really relax.
[13:11] Ryoko
    Top-notch public baths with
    all the trimmings can be nice,
[13:15] Ryoko
    but I wouldn't want retro places
    like this to go away, either.
[13:21] Hisako
    Erina-sama, ask me if you have any questions.
[13:25] E
    Thank you, Hisako.
[13:26] Alice
    Look, Erina.
[13:28] Alice
    There are two valves.
[13:29] Alice
    One for cold and one for hot water.
[13:33] Alice
    It's so inconvenient.
[13:34] E
    Yes, it is.
SIGN    Hot Water
SIGN    Cold Water
[13:36] Alice
    But once you become an expert,
[13:37] Alice
    you can adjust the water temperature to be
[13:39] Alice
    more precise than when
    you only have one valve.
[13:41] Alice
    I guess that's the advantage
    of living as the common people do.
[13:43] Alice
    Hot!
[13:44] Alice
    Cold!
[13:45] Alice
    Hot!
[13:45] Alice
    Cold!
[13:46] Alice
    Hot water, cold water, hot
    water, hot water, cold water...
[13:46] E
    This perk is pretty advanced.
[13:49] Alice
    Hot water, cold water,
    hot water, hot water...
[13:49] M
    Nakiri-san, I can rinse your back.
[13:50] Alice
    Up, down, up, down...
[13:51] Alice
    A, B, A, B...
[13:52] E
    What?
[13:52] Alice
    Up, down, up, down...
[13:52] M
    I'm not sure this makes up for how you
    helped me during the Stagiaire, but...
[13:53] Alice
    A, B, A, B...
[13:55] Alice
    Up, down, Up, down...
[13:56] Alice
    A, B, A, B...
[13:56] M
    Do you mind, Arato-san?
[13:58] Hisako
    Tadokoro Megumi, you're allowed.
[14:00] Hisako
    Miss Alice would not be.
[14:02] Alice
    Why not, Miss Secretary?!
[14:03] Hisako
    Don't call me that!
[14:06] M
    I thought the same thing back
    when we went to a hot springs,
[14:09] M
    but you have really beautiful
    skin, Nakiri-san.
[14:11] M
    I wonder if it's because
    your diet's so different.
[14:13] E
    You have nice glowing
    skin, too, Tadokoro-san.
[14:17] M
    Oh, I just have baby skin.
[14:24] Ryoko
    Arato-san, I'll rinse your back, too.
[14:26] Hisako
    Oh, thank you, Sakaki-dono.
[14:28] Yuki
    You, too, Alice.
[14:30] Alice
    Thanks. Oh, scrub harder please.
[14:33] Alice
    Scrub!
[14:34] Yuki
    Scrub-a-dub-dub.
[14:36] ---
    Not there!
[14:37] Ibu
    They seem to be having fun.
[14:39] Marui
    Where are my glasses?
[14:42] S
    We should've invited Hayama.
[14:45] Ryo
    I'll win, no matter who I'm up against!
[14:47] S
    Kurokiba, you're in the cold pool.
[14:49] Ryo
    So?
[14:50] S
    Aren't you getting cold?
[14:51] Ryo
    I grew up in Scandinavia.
[14:54] Alice
    That's Mt. Fuji.
[14:55] Hisako
    It is.
[14:56] E
    Alice, you're being improper.
[14:58] Alice
    You're always so prim and proper, Erina.
[15:01] Alice
    We're the only ones here.
[15:03] Alice
    Why don't you give it a try, too?
[15:04] E
    Of course not!
[15:06] Alice
    You're so timid!
[15:08] ---
    Snicker, snicker, snicker...
[15:11] Yuki
    This is so unfair! Is it the
     generations of Nakiri DNA?
[15:14] Ryoko
    Stop staring at other people's breasts, Yuki.
[15:17] Yuki
    What?! You can say that
    because you have these, see?
[15:21] Ryoko
    Stop poking them!
[15:24] M
    Oh.
[15:26] Yuki
    Huh?
[15:28] Rindo
    What?
[15:29] Rindo
    Wow, Tadokoro-chan and her
    merry band of friends!
[15:32] M
    Rindo-senpai!
[15:34] Rindo
    Oh, and the Nakiri-chans, too.
[15:36] E
    Why are you here?
[15:37] Rindo
    That's my line.
[15:40] Rindo
    Who knew the fine young
    ladies of the Nakiri family
[15:42] Rindo
    would come to a public bath together
    while I was holed up in a sauna?
[15:47] Rindo
    That reminds me, I've heard
    an interesting rumor...
[15:50] Rindo
    That Miss Erina has run away from home.
[15:53] Rindo
    That wouldn't be true, would it?
[15:56] Ryoko
    Megumi, you're being painfully obvious.
[15:59] Hisako
    Excuse me.
[16:00] Hisako
    Would it be possible to not inform Azami-dono
[16:03] Hisako
    that you saw Erina-sama with
    Polar Star Dormitory students?
[16:06] Rindo
    Let me think...
[16:08] Rindo
    What if I agreed on one condition?
[16:11] E
    What?
[16:12] Rindo
    Look.
[16:14] Rindo
    This place's known for that really hot bath.
SIGN    Famous Inferno Pool
[16:18] M
    The inferno pool!
[16:19] Yuki
    It looks super hot!
[16:21] Rindo
    I hate the cold, but I'm pretty
    good at heat tolerance.
[16:26] Rindo
    Let's have a tolerance contest, Nakiri-chan.
[16:30] Rindo
    If you can beat me, I'll keep my mouth shut.
[16:33] Hisako
    Erina-sama couldn't possibly
    compete in such a match!
[16:35] Alice
    That's right.
[16:36] Alice
    She doesn't have tolerance for anything.
[16:38] Alice
    She'd never win.
[16:41] E
    Very well!
[16:42] E
    I accept the challenge!
[16:46] Rindo
    That's the spirit.
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    e
    
    T
    e
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    2
    n
    d
    
    S
    e
    a
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SIGN    K
    o
    b
    a
    y
    a
    s
    h
    i
    
    R
    i
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    d
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[16:52] Ryo
    Hot! It's hot!
[16:55] Marui
    That's the inferno pool.
[16:55] Ryo
    Hot! It's hot! Yeah!
[16:57] S
    I guess he can go into berserk mode even
    if he's just using a normal washcloth.
[17:00] Ibu
    Doesn't the cold pool suit him more?
[17:04] E
    Hot!
[17:05] Rindo
    Don't push yourself too hard, Nakiri-chan.
[17:07] Hisako
    Erina-sama, I'll fight for you in your stead!
[17:10] E
    No, this is my battle to win.
[17:18] Rindo
    You're pretty tough, Nakiri-chan.
[17:23] Alice
    Don't give in, Erina.
[17:24] M
    Hang in there, Nakiri-san.
[17:30] Hisako
    Erina-sama!
[17:38] Alice
    Oh, no!
[17:39] M
    It might not work.
[17:44] Rindo
    All right.
[17:45] Ryoko
    What?
[17:45] Yuki
    Huh?
[17:46] Rindo
    Man, that was really hot.
[17:48] Rindo
    It just wasn't the best idea after the sauna.
[17:53] Hisako
    The victor is Erina-sama!
[17:55] Alice
    Yay!
[17:56] Rindo
    Yeah, I acknowledge defeat.
[18:00] Rindo
    But Nakiri-chan, don't you feel a
    little less tired and worried now?
[18:07] Rindo
    Just kidding.
[18:08] Rindo
    Oh, don't worry.
[18:09] Rindo
    As promised, I won't say
    anything to Director Azami.
[18:13] Rindo
    Oh, and you should avoid the sauna.
[18:16] Rindo
    There are some blockheads in there.
[18:28] Rindo
    Sorry to keep you guys waiting.
[18:30] Rindo
    I have to say, you both
    really love the sauna.
[18:34] Momo
    Rindo, it took you a long time
    to just drink some water.
[18:37] Nene
    I thought I heard voices. Did you
     run into anyone you know?
[18:41] Rindo
    Huh? I was just humming to myself.
[18:45] Nene
    No matter.
[18:47] Nene
    I suppose I'll get going, then.
[18:49] Momo
    Me, too.
[18:51] Nene
    Wh-What are you doing?!
[18:53] Rindo
    Hey, don't be in such a rush.
[18:55] Momo
    Let go of my Bucchi.
[18:58] Nene
    Hey, my towel's coming off.
[18:58] Rindo
    Let's stay just a little longer, okay?
[18:58] Momo
    Bucchi's—Bucchi's...!
[18:59] Nene
    Oh, no...
[19:04] Yuki
    This drink stance is the best, right?
[19:07] Alice
    Yes, there must be a
    scientific basis for that.
[19:11] M
    Huh?
[19:12] Yuki
    Isn't it basically from
    chugging it in one go?
[19:12] Ryoko
    You're being serious, aren't you, Nakiri-san?
[19:13] Alice
    From a neurophysiological perspective,
[19:14] E
    Yes, I really want to try it.
[19:15] Alice
    they really need to prioritize
    researching the effects
[19:16] Hisako
    I think it is a good idea, Erina-sama.
[19:17] Alice
    of the neurochemical compound known as...
[19:19] Hisako
    I'll help, too.
[19:21] E
    Thank you.
[19:32] Sato
    What's this?!
[19:35] M
    Nakiri-san and Arato-san cooked today.
[19:39] Ryoko
    It's a modified version of what they
    served at their Moon Festival's restaurant.
[19:42] E
    Yes, please enjoy.
[19:45] E
    Especially those of you who believe I
    am not good at any household chores.
[19:51] Yuki
    Okay, I'm digging in!
[19:53] All
    Bon appetit!
[19:59] Fumio
    It's a taste that makes you
    feel a hundred years younger.
[20:03] Aoki
    That's right.
[20:04] Aoki
    You are perfect when it comes to cooking.
[20:07] Sato
    Utter perfection.
[20:11] S
    Wow, impressive.
[20:14] S
    Thanks for letting us eat such good food.
[20:17] E
    Of course.
[20:18] E
    Who do you think I am?
SIGN    God Tongue
[20:22] Narr
    The one who possesses the
    God Tongue, Nakiri Erina!
SIGN    Nakiri Erina
[20:28] Yuki
    Let's play a card game!
[20:30] E
    It's not so bad, playing card
    games with a large group of people.
[20:33] E
    It's pretty exciting.
[20:35] Marui
    By the way, why are we always in my room?
[20:37] Yuki
    I call "cheat" on you, Erinacchi!
[20:39] E
    What?!
[20:44] S
    There you go losing again, Nakiri.
[20:47] M
    Soma-kun, you're having way too much fun.
[20:53] E
    Okay, one more game!
SIGN    Special Issue
[22:29] Mitsuru
    Special issue!
SIGN    Don't hold back... I'd be happy no matter what you did to me.
[22:31] Mitsuru
    Totsuki Academy's hotties were
    photographed on a private beach!
SIGN    Your trembling eyes... Pursued lips... I fall in love with you time and time again.
SIGN    I want to melt in your arms. I'd only say something like that to you.
[22:38] Mitsuru
    Check out Totsuki Sports' special issue,
SIGN    Playchef
SIGN    Nakiri Erina
     Special Photo Shoot
    The God Tongue Has a Godly Body!
[22:40] Mitsuru
    Weekly Playchef!
[22:41] Mitsuru
    Coming soon!
SIGN    Your sassy glance and parting words... I also know the smile that hides beneath them.
[22:45] E
    Wait one second!
[22:47] E
    What is this?!
[22:48] E
    I was told this was important work for
    the continued operation of the academy!
[22:48] M
    I... I... I... I can't get married now.
[22:52] Mitsu
    Oh, these are very nice photos.
[22:54] Mitsu
    Thank you so much.
[22:55] Hisako
    Are you saying you will allow Erina-sama's
    beautiful, divine, and flawless body
[22:59] Hisako
    to be seen by the unwashed masses?!
[23:02] Mitsu
    F-F-F-F-Fine, we'll scrap this project.
[23:06] Ikumi
    Hey, hand over the image data.
[23:08] Ikumi
    I'm going to get rid of it.
[23:09] Mitsuru
    Okay.
[23:11] Mitsuru
    What?
[23:12] Mitsuru
    Where's the USB drive with the files?
[23:14] M
    What?
SIGN    Totsuki Newspaper Club
[23:17] Hinako
    I sent in a spy to get it.
SIGN    Kirinoya
SIGN    Totsuki Academy 80th Graduating Class
     Donato Gotoda
[23:21] Hinako
    I can't not have Megumi-chan's
    sexy photos all to myself.
SIGN    Totsuki Academy 80th Graduating Class
    Inui Hinako
SIGN    As a boy, I couldn't wait to grow up into a real man...
SIGN    Did I manage to become one?
[23:33] Sign 2332
    I guess Chef Dojima was part
    of the photo shoot, too.
SIGN    Totsuki
SIGN    Food Wars
SIGN    The Third Plate
[23:41] E
    Good day.