5 - Shake It Off

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[00:13] ---
    So cute!
[00:14] ---
    I want one, too.
[00:15] ---
    Ask your mom.
[00:17] ---
    M-Morn--
[00:17] ---
    Good idea. Trade you?
[00:20] ---
    No way! This is my favorite!
[00:29] ---
    Koumoto-san.
[00:40] ---
    Ready, set, go!
[00:45] ---
    This feels so good!
[00:47] ---
    Can I do a front flip next?
[00:51] ---
    Hey, where's Mossan?
[00:55] ---
    A walrus! A walrus appeared!
[00:57] ---
    I'd prefer a manatee!
[01:09] ---
    Really?
[01:10] ---
    Really really?
[01:12] ---
    Is that true?
[01:14] ---
    I read it online.
[01:15] ---
    I saw that.
[01:18] ---
    Earth's going to disappear?
[01:20] ---
    I don't think it's true.
[01:22] ---
    But it's super hot now.
[01:24] ---
    What's going on?
[01:26] ---
    I heard they're
    preparing a migration plan.
SIGN    Unusual Weather Patterns Around the World
[01:32] ---
    We'll get soggy, like soba...
[01:42] ---
    Is the iron linked to this weather?
[01:45] ---
    There are reports
    they're appearing worldwide!
[01:48] ---
    Are the rumors true?
    Will Earth become extinct?
[01:53] ---
    Uh... well...
[01:55] ---
    There is a deeply rooted reason.
    I'm not just saying that.
SIGN    Unusual Weather Patterns Around the World Is the Iron-Shaped Building to Blame?
SIGN    Prime Minister Broadcast
[02:00] ---
    Yes. I don't recall.
    I'm different from you.
[02:04] ---
    Only the rich are migrating to Mars!
[02:06] ---
    Don't play dumb!
[02:08] ---
    That was a bad impersonation!
SIGN    Incoming call from Kitaki
[02:11] ---
    Hey, Kanda!
[02:14] ---
    How dare you let this happen!
[02:18] ---
    Where'd that come from?
[02:19] ---
    It's more like I was embarrassed.
    Look at my sweaty pits.
[02:22] ---
    They have pads you can wear.
[02:25] ---
    We're short on cargo vessels and
    need to cut migration numbers!
[02:30] ---
    This is on you!
[02:32] ---
    Then I'll resign. Right away.
[02:35] ---
    Who cares about
    a low-level official's head!
[02:38] ---
    More importantly, that iron!
[02:41] ---
    What are their reps saying?
[02:43] ---
    There are no reps over there.
[02:46] ---
    That's what we're dealing with.
[02:49] ---
    I swear...
[02:51] ---
    This woman upset them, right?
[02:55] ---
    Well, I won't deny that possibility...
[02:57] ---
    I don't care. Just get it done!
[03:06] ---
    I should have gotten it cold.
[03:11] ---
    It's so hot...
[03:13] ---
    Ceiling Serve!
[03:16] ---
    Whoa, it got carried by the wind!
[03:21] ---
    Good one! Great shot!
[03:24] ---
    Set! Quick!
[03:26] ---
    Here we go!
[03:31] ---
    Back attack!
[03:33] ---
    Pets!
[03:35] ---
    Huh? Where's Pets?
[03:38] ---
    She was there a moment ago.
[03:39] ---
    Maybe she got out?
[03:52] ---
    What's next period?
[03:53] ---
    Math.
[03:54] ---
    What? I'll sleep through it for sure.
[03:56] ---
    Can you turn up the AC?
[04:01] ---
    She's not here.
[04:04] ---
    Maybe she left early.
[04:05] ---
    That's unusual.
[04:08] ---
    Maybe she escaped.
[04:11] ---
    Her family's rich.
[04:13] ---
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[04:16] ---
    You know, migration. To Mars.
[04:19] ---
    Mars?
[04:20] ---
    What are you trying to say, Aida?
[04:22] ---
    I'll rub MUHI on your face!
[04:25] ---
    Did I say something wrong?
[04:27] ---
    Jerk.
[04:30] ---
    Mars? Rich?
[04:36] ---
    Government official?
[04:38] ---
    Yeah, high up the government.
    That's why she's wealthy.
[04:42] ---
    Really?
[04:43] ---
    How do you not know?
    You knew her since grade school.
[04:48] ---
    She never told me.
[04:50] ---
    I can't believe it.
[04:52] ---
    When did you two find out?
[04:55] ---
    From Yoshie?
    The walking gossip column.
[04:58] ---
    Her parents are gossips, too.
[05:01] ---
    Oh, I see...
[05:04] ---
    Head straight home, guys.
[05:06] ---
    Sure thing.
[05:08] ---
    You too, dude.
[05:10] ---
    Yes, ma'am.
[05:11] ---
    You know...
    This is kinda strange.
SIGN    School Closed
[05:15] ---
    Yeah. School just closed.
[05:18] ---
    Well, it is hot...
[05:20] ---
    Nothing we can do about it.
[05:36] ---
    Blast preparations complete!
[05:39] ---
    Five seconds to ignition.
    Four... Three... Two...
[05:44] ---
    It's useless.
[05:46] ---
    You said you were just observing.
[05:49] ---
    Don't piss them off anymore.
[05:52] ---
    You're wearing a suit in this heat?
[05:55] ---
    You're the model bureaucrat.
[05:58] ---
    Get your hands off the detonator.
[06:03] ---
    What if I say no?
[06:07] ---
    Well? What if I say no?
[06:15] ---
    Why are you
    obsessed with this planet?
[06:19] ---
    No reason. I just don't
    want things to be boring.
[06:23] ---
    What are you planning to do?
    They can't be stopped...
[06:28] ---
    Till each and every planet in this
    universe is flattened for no reason.
[06:34] ---
    Humans resisted, too...
[06:37] ---
    But no matter what weapon we used,
[06:39] ---
    we couldn't dent this plant.
[06:42] ---
    Yeah, probably.
[06:46] ---
    The government will save only the chosen.
[06:49] ---
    The rest will be left behind.
[06:53] ---
    I'm tired...
[06:59] ---
    As usual...
[07:03] ---
    What a dull guy.
[07:29] ---
    Hello?
[07:31] ---
    Are you a student of Tsuganei High School?
[07:34] ---
    Um... Yes. Yes, I am.
[07:37] ---
    Are you perhaps Koumoto-san?
[07:40] ---
    Yes, that's me...
[07:43] ---
    I am Tomomi Hetada's mother.
[07:52] ---
    She has a communicable
    disease exam today.
[07:55] ---
    So I arranged a day off school.
[07:59] ---
    I see.
[08:01] ---
    But she vanished without a word.
[08:04] ---
    We've been looking for her.
[08:07] ---
    But we haven't found her.
SIGN    - Hungry - Are you home, Pets? - How are you feeling?
[08:13] ---
    Um, is Pets...
[08:14] ---
    I mean, Tomomi, really going to Mars?
[08:20] ---
    She's going away?
SIGN    Nabeta
[08:32] ---
    I hope there are clues
    to her whereabouts.
[08:42] ---
    This is Pets' room?
[08:46] ---
    It's unlike a teenage girl's, right?
[08:49] ---
    She doesn't have stuffed
    animals or idol posters.
[08:53] ---
    Um, that's not the only thing...
[08:56] ---
    This is how my husband likes it.
[08:59] ---
    Even though he's never home.
[09:02] ---
    Um, but Pets talked about
    her dad now and then.
[09:06] ---
    Did she?
[09:08] ---
    I suppose she was trying to seem normal.
[09:12] ---
    She's never invited friends over...
[09:17] ---
    ...but she spoke
    of you several times.
[09:21] ---
    I gave her that photo
    in grade school.
[09:25] ---
    I heard your
    mother took this photo.
[09:29] ---
    She hates taking photos,
[09:32] ---
    so we don't have many in our home.
[09:36] ---
    You've been friends for a long time.
[09:39] ---
    Yes.
[09:42] ---
    If there's anything
    you know, please tell me.
[09:47] ---
    Okay.
[09:49] ---
    I'm sure you know where she is.
[09:55] ---
    You've been in contact, right?
[09:59] ---
    We haven't, really.
[10:02] ---
    Please tell me!
[10:06] ---
    Hey...
[10:07] ---
    Why are you hiding it? Tell me...
[10:10] ---
    Otherwise... Otherwise...
    My husband will be...
[10:14] ---
    I-I really don't know!
[10:29] ---
    Ow! It hurts!
[10:45] ---
    Climb in.
[10:47] ---
    B-But this isn't your car...
[10:50] ---
    Just climb in.
[10:59] ---
    Whee! This is a V8!
[11:04] ---
    V8! V8! V8! V8!
[11:08] ---
    Why'd you help me?
[11:11] ---
    Whoa, so self-centered!
    It wasn't for you or anything.
[11:15] ---
    I-I'm sorry.
[11:17] ---
    No one does anything for someone else.
[11:20] ---
    It's all for yourself.
[11:28] ---
    I didn't know anything.
[11:31] ---
    I didn't know that
    I didn't know anything.
[11:35] ---
    I just pretended I knew.
    Everything in my life...
[11:41] ---
    ...was made of lies.
[11:52] ---
    Commu-Center.
SIGN    Post-Graduation Questionnaire
[12:06] ---
    She never turned it in.
[12:48] ---
    Wait... Hold on...
[12:59] ---
    N-No way...
[13:05] ---
    Wait... Let me go!
[13:08] ---
    W-What's going on?
[13:20] ---
    I found it!
[13:32] ---
    P-Pets!
[13:35] ---
    K-Kana-bun.
[13:37] ---
    Dammit!
[13:42] ---
    Pets!
[13:44] ---
    Jeez! What is this?
    It won't come off!
[14:03] ---
    Why you...
[14:07] ---
    Hold on, okay?
    I'm gonna help you!
[14:10] ---
    Kana-bun...
[14:12] ---
    Jeez! What's with this?
[14:17] ---
    Confirmed the target.
[14:19] ---
    It's the terminal core.
[14:22] ---
    What'll we do? Can we stop it?
[14:25] ---
    I'll do what I can. If so,
    it'll be just for a few seconds.
[14:30] ---
    Huh? What's the point?
[14:32] ---
    There isn't any.
[14:33] ---
    I'll leave the rest to you.
[14:36] ---
    The artificial island! Head there!
[14:43] ---
    If only I had the master cannon...
[15:00] ---
    Kana-bun! You okay?
[15:22] ---
    Huh?
[15:26] ---
    Horrible cavities.
[15:28] ---
    Early prevention is key.
[15:51] ---
    Damn you!
[15:59] ---
    Pets, is it true
    you're going to Mars?
[16:05] ---
    I won't ever see you again?
[16:09] ---
    I'm sorry...
[16:10] ---
    Why... Why didn't you tell me?
[16:14] ---
    Because...
[16:14] ---
    And I had no clue about your family.
[16:18] ---
    I thought we were friends...
[16:21] ---
    If something's
    bothering you, let me know!
[16:25] ---
    Don't keep it to yourself!
[16:28] ---
    Aren't we friends?
[16:32] ---
    We've been together a long time!
[16:37] ---
    You're annoying.
[16:39] ---
    Really annoying.
[16:43] ---
    What's with you? This friend
    stuff is really annoying.
[16:47] ---
    I can't take it.
[16:50] ---
    Why don't you just get it?
[16:53] ---
    Like the time with Hijiri.
    Just because we're friends?
[16:57] ---
    You just butt in.
    You're just a busybody!
[17:01] ---
    With Mossan, too.
[17:03] ---
    You should've left her alone.
    She told you to, right?
[17:07] ---
    Yet you felt hurt?
    Things didn't work out, right?
[17:11] ---
    What's with that?
    You're a real pain!
[17:14] ---
    S-Sorry...
[17:16] ---
    Don't apologize!
    What'll that do?
[17:19] ---
    Like with Sasaki, too!
[17:21] ---
    There was a time I was interested in him.
[17:25] ---
    But since you liked him, I didn't say
    anything! Don't talk down to me!
[17:30] ---
    I-I didn't...
[17:31] ---
    Shut up! Don't talk!
    I'm asking you not to talk!
[17:41] ---
    I don't know why I
    talked to you back then...
[17:47] ---
    I don't know why... I became
    friends with someone like you.
[18:09] ---
    Wait...
[18:12] ---
    Please wait!
[18:22] ---
    Yikes.
[18:33] ---
    What power...
[18:36] ---
    Not bad.
[18:51] ---
    Koumoto-san.
[18:56] ---
    Wanna walk together,
    Koumoto-san?
[18:59] ---
    S-Sure.
[19:02] ---
    It's Hetada-san, right?
[19:04] ---
    Call me Pets.
[19:07] ---
    Pez? Like the candy?
[19:08] ---
    No, with a "t" in it.
    Since Hetada has one.
[19:12] ---
    Oh, okay. Wait, what?
[19:14] ---
    Do you have a nickname?
[19:16] ---
    Not really...
[19:18] ---
    Okay, hold on.
    "Kana Koumoto," right?
[19:23] ---
    So...
[19:26] ---
    Kana-bun! Kana-bun! Kana-bun!
[19:32] ---
    Are you all right, Kana-bun?
[19:39] ---
    The beach?
[19:41] ---
    What were you doing?
[19:43] ---
    You're such a handful.
[19:45] ---
    S-Sorry.
[19:48] ---
    I'm the one at fault.
[19:50] ---
    Forget that stuff.
[19:52] ---
    Yeah, she's not going anymore.
[19:55] ---
    She decided not to migrate.
[19:59] ---
    She wants to hang
    with us some more.
[20:02] ---
    R-Really?
[20:05] ---
    Pets...
[20:06] ---
    Sorry for keeping quiet about leaving
    and saying those mean things.
[20:12] ---
    It's okay. It's okay!
[20:17] ---
    Kana-bun... We'll always
    be together from now on.
[20:22] ---
    Yeah.
[20:32] ---
    Like I said,
    I'm a government employee.
[20:36] ---
    That hag just isn't
    answering the phone.
[20:53] ---
    You're going?
[20:59] ---
    Is that okay with you?