FLCL

FLCL: Progressive tells the story of 14-year-old Hidomi, her classmate Ide, and two otherworldly beings, “Jinyu” and “Haruha Raharu,” who are determined to unlock their hidden potential. Mixed up in this is an all-powerful force known as “ATOMSK,” a gorgeous Chrysler Bel Aire… and a certain Vespa Scooter.
FLCL: Alternative centers on the misadventures of 17-year-old Kana, a high school junior who spends her days hanging out with her besties, Mossan, Hijiri, and Pets. They live unremarkable lives, until the day a Mecha falls out of the sky, along with a strange woman named “Haruko.”

Season 1

Season 1

1 - Flying Memory

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[00:06] ---
    I'm leaving!
[00:08] ---
    See you later!
[00:28] ---
    Every day is drifting
    in an orange light.
[00:32] ---
    To eyes swollen from crying,
[00:34] ---
    a familiar view is somehow novel.
[00:40] ---
    Even if tomorrow is
    a gathering of yesterdays...
[00:43] ---
    ...though tangled and cracked...
[00:47] ---
    ...wearing my favorite
    nail art and worn-out loafers...
[00:53] ---
    ...I will... in this city...
[01:07] ---
    Pets!
[01:09] ---
    Morning!
[01:13] ---
    Morning, Kana-bun.
[01:16] ---
    What's up? Fight with your dad again?
[01:18] ---
    Well, he sucks the yolk of his
    sunny-side up egg right off the plate!
[01:24] ---
    That's gross.
[01:28] ---
    C'mon!
[01:31] ---
    It's not happening, Mossan.
[01:34] ---
    Put down your Dr. P. and fugashi.
[01:37] ---
    Thanks. Want some fugashi?
[01:39] ---
    No thanks. It's too early.
[01:41] ---
    You burn off whatever you eat in the morning.
[01:45] ---
    It's like zero calories!
[01:47] ---
    That doesn't make them zero.
[01:50] ---
    Hey, look at this.
SIGN    Special Tsuganei Hot Girls Catalog
[01:53] ---
    Tsuganei Hot Girls Catalog?
[01:56] ---
    Look down below.
SIGN    Tsuganei Beauty Hijiri
[01:58] ---
    It's Hijiri!
[02:00] ---
    Oh, she's working it.
[02:03] ---
    Wasn't she on something else before?
[02:05] ---
    That was an ad for the mall.
[02:07] ---
    Yeah, that one! She's amazing.
[02:10] ---
    At this rate, Tsuganei will finally...
[02:13] ---
    ...have a supermodel?
[02:15] ---
    There's the celebrity!
[02:17] ---
    Shh! The paparazzi might find me.
[02:20] ---
    I'm all tingly! I'm star-struck!
[02:23] ---
    But this magazine's
    run is only 50 copies...
[02:26] ---
    Don't be jealous now.
[02:31] ---
    - Shoot! We're late!
    - Mossan, run!
[02:34] ---
    W-Wait!
[02:35] ---
    Yikes, Kana tripped!
[02:43] ---
    We'll do something important
    for this class after school!
[02:49] ---
    You know, right?
[02:51] ---
    What?
[02:52] ---
    I haven't heard.
[02:54] ---
    Aida!
[02:55] ---
    Yes, sir!
[02:56] ---
    Today's the qualifiers for
    the boys' basketball team!
[03:00] ---
    Will we break our
    record of 62 straight losses?
[03:05] ---
    Today is the fateful day!
    We will be tested!
[03:12] ---
    He's awfully pumped up, but isn't
    Sasaki just the team manager?
[03:18] ---
    Uh, yeah. I guess so.
[03:20] ---
    You guess so? You know.
[03:22] ---
    Huh? What are you saying?
[03:24] ---
    Stop teasing her.
[03:26] ---
    Poor Kana.
[03:28] ---
    D-Don't pity me! It's not like that!
[03:32] ---
    Koumoto!
[03:34] ---
    Sorry!
[03:37] ---
    Don't do it again!
[03:42] ---
    What's Sudo's problem?
    He's louder than any of us.
[03:48] ---
    - He's such a drag.
    - He's too gung-ho.
[03:51] ---
    But he's such a wimp too.
[03:54] ---
    Oh, by the way, wasn't
    Sudo saying something?
[03:58] ---
    You mean future plans?
[04:00] ---
    Future plans, huh?
[04:02] ---
    What teenager knows
    what their career path will be?
[04:07] ---
    What happened in
    their 17 years of life?
[04:11] ---
    You're an average
    student and not athletic.
[04:14] ---
    That's the hardest thing to do
    according to Ping-Pong Club!
[04:18] ---
    I want to be a pro baseball player's wife.
[04:22] ---
    Or an apparel company CEO's second wife.
[04:26] ---
    Are you Saeko?
[04:27] ---
    I am Saeko.
[04:31] ---
    I wish a talking cat would appear
[04:34] ---
    and give me a magic wand.
[04:38] ---
    Are you gonna watch
    the basketball team today?
[04:42] ---
    Guess so. I've got time.
[04:44] ---
    Shall we cheer them on?
[04:46] ---
    Watching these games
    can get pretty exciting.
[04:50] ---
    Yep!
[04:51] ---
    Bye!
[04:52] ---
    What are you up to?
[04:52] ---
    See you tomorrow.
[04:54] ---
    See you at Commu-Center after work!
[04:57] ---
    Okay!
[04:59] ---
    It's ready!
[05:01] ---
    Okay.
[05:05] ---
    Thanks for waiting.
[05:07] ---
    Here's your full-moon soba.
[05:09] ---
    Thanks.
[05:17] ---
    O-Oh no! I'll get a new one...
[05:19] ---
    This is fine.
[05:21] ---
    But it looks like Mars
    instead of a full moon...
[05:28] ---
    He ate it?!
[05:32] ---
    W-What were you thinking?
[05:35] ---
    Oh boy...
[05:37] ---
    What's a grown man doing?
[05:40] ---
    Got it.
[05:42] ---
    Thanks.
[05:43] ---
    S-Sure.
[05:44] ---
    Air pollution and global warming!
[05:46] ---
    Income disparity and adultery!
[05:48] ---
    This planet is filthier than filthy!
SIGN    Civilians Space Travel to be Prohibited Prime Minister Broadcast
[05:52] ---
    So this government, by prohibiting
    civilians from traveling into space...
[05:58] ---
    ...shall protect this Earth!
[06:01] ---
    Prime Minister!
[06:04] ---
    Ban space travel, huh?
[06:09] ---
    Hey.
[06:10] ---
    - Ban or not...
[06:11] ---
    - Welcome.
[06:11] ---
    ...we can't easily go out to space.
[06:15] ---
    But lots of rockets go up lately...
[06:18] ---
    Those are just for the rich and powerful.
[06:21] ---
    They only care about themselves.
[06:23] ---
    Excuse me! Can I get ponshu?
[06:26] ---
    Make it lukewarm.
[06:29] ---
    Between body temp and cold sake,
    perfectly balancing taste and aroma...
[06:33] ---
    Sure.
[06:41] ---
    Um, is there
    something else you need?
[06:44] ---
    Are you 17?
[06:47] ---
    Um, yes.
[06:49] ---
    But you seem kind of tangled.
[06:52] ---
    Muddled.
[06:54] ---
    Maybe you think every day
    will be the same forever?
[07:01] ---
    Seventeen won't wait for you.
[07:06] ---
    Another order!
[07:07] ---
    Uh, right!
SIGN    Community Center
[07:48] ---
    Got it! Mossan,
    looks like you're done for.
[07:52] ---
    No, I'm not giving up yet!
[07:55] ---
    Awaken, my seventh senses!
[08:00] ---
    All right! It's Mossan's
    turn to throw out the trash!
[08:04] ---
    Dammit...
[08:05] ---
    I can't believe I lost!
[08:09] ---
    - I'm spent.
[08:09] ---
    - So weird...
[08:10] ---
    I felt the cosmos helping me...
[08:12] ---
    What's wrong, Kana? You look out of it.
[08:17] ---
    Well, a pink-haired woman
    came to the soba shop.
[08:21] ---
    She told me, "Seventeen
    won't wait for you."
[08:24] ---
    Pink hair? Was she
    saying to enjoy youth?
[08:28] ---
    Maybe? Am I tangled?
[08:33] ---
    She's right. You're all tangled.
    Especially your earphone cords.
[08:38] ---
    What? They always
    get tangled. It's so annoying!
[08:42] ---
    So annoying.
[08:46] ---
    Wait. What's annoying?
[08:51] ---
    Hey! Don't laugh.
[08:53] ---
    You guys are making fun
    of me too much lately.
[08:56] ---
    C'mon, Pets!
[08:58] ---
    Sorry. By the way,
    what are you doing, Mossan?
[09:02] ---
    Huh? I'm cleaning.
[09:05] ---
    What's that?
[09:06] ---
    You know. Where it
    goes shooting in the air?
[09:10] ---
    Bottle rockets?
[09:11] ---
    Yeah, that!
[09:13] ---
    I have this urge
    to build something.
[09:19] ---
    Can I try?
[09:21] ---
    -Lemme see. Gimme. Lemme touch.
[09:22] ---
    - What's this?
[09:23] ---
    -Are these the wings?
[09:25] ---
    -Yeah.
[09:27] ---
    - This'll probably have too much drag.
[09:30] ---
    Design over function!
[09:31] ---
    Hey, what's this?
[09:32] ---
    Weights!
[09:34] ---
    This?
[09:34] ---
    No! That's a bike valve!
[09:38] ---
    A rocket on a bike?
[09:39] ---
    Yeah.
[09:40] ---
    You don't know what a bike valve is?
[09:42] ---
    Yeah, never touched one before.
[09:45] ---
    Shut up and listen!
[09:48] ---
    You don't have enough bottles.
[09:50] ---
    There's another case.
[09:51] ---
    Leave the drinking to me.
[09:53] ---
    Okay.
[09:55] ---
    We'll work together
    to complete this rocket!
[09:58] ---
    Yeah.
[10:00] ---
    Such low energy!
[10:07] ---
    That's right.
[10:08] ---
    Right there. Take that
    and shove it. Twist it.
[10:11] ---
    Birdwatching? This late at night?
[10:19] ---
    Why are you in this town?
[10:22] ---
    Or should I say this planet?
[10:26] ---
    Everything in order, sir!
[10:29] ---
    Are you searching for it again?
[10:31] ---
    The NO...
[10:33] ---
    Wow, you go straight there.
[10:36] ---
    No matter what you do,
    they're not going to stop.
[10:39] ---
    You know that already...
[10:42] ---
    You're no fun, as usual.
[10:45] ---
    You don't know until you try.
[10:50] ---
    Yikes. Wow, it's so big...
[10:55] ---
    Do you think it'll fly? It will, right?
[10:59] ---
    Let's send it off! Right now!
[11:02] ---
    No, it's not ready yet.
[11:04] ---
    You didn't drink enough Pepper?
[11:07] ---
    Diabetes won't wait.
[11:09] ---
    That's not it!
[11:10] ---
    Then what?
[11:12] ---
    It's plain!
[11:14] ---
    You're right!
[11:26] ---
    I'm leaving!
[11:28] ---
    What about breakfast?
SIGN    Civilian Space Travel Restrictions Enacted
[11:30] ---
    I'm not hungry today.
[11:33] ---
    Bunta!
[11:34] ---
    That'll gross girls out.
[11:43] ---
    Make this part red and...
[11:45] ---
    ...this part yellow! And this pink!
[11:48] ---
    Pink! Hot pink!
[11:51] ---
    Mossan, you're good at drawing.
[11:53] ---
    
[11:54] ---
    How about sequins here?
[11:56] ---
    I like it!
[11:58] ---
    Let's shop before
    going to Commu-Center.
[12:02] ---
    I had a date, but I'm flaking.
[12:04] ---
    I'll take off work too!
[12:06] ---
    All right!
[12:13] ---
    Let's do it!
[12:48] ---
    Any of you go shopping here?
[12:50] ---
    Nope.
[12:51] ---
    They're so stuck up.
[12:53] ---
    Me neither! The shopping district's
    losing customers because of this.
[13:26] ---
    T-This is beyond
    what I imagined...
[13:31] ---
    - Like a pro!
[13:31] ---
    - This is sick!
[13:33] ---
    - Remarkable! It's so cute!
[13:36] ---
    - "Remarkable"?
[13:39] ---
    Okay! Let's make it fly!
[13:42] ---
    Outer space... here we come!
[14:05] ---
    Ow...
[14:10] ---
    Is everyone okay?
[14:23] ---
    W-What is this?
[14:26] ---
    A pin?
[14:31] ---
    It's been destroyed...
[14:33] ---
    Catastrophically.
[14:50] ---
    W-What now?
[14:52] ---
    Ew, gross!
[14:55] ---
    Let's get out of here!
[15:01] ---
    Hey! Kana!
[15:02] ---
    Why are you crying?
[15:05] ---
    Huh? Why?
[15:07] ---
    Kana-bun! Let's go!
[15:24] ---
    Hey. It's pink hair.
[15:26] ---
    Ow...
[15:29] ---
    Sorry! Did she die?
[15:46] ---
    It's so hard!
[15:50] ---
    Kana-bun! Kana-bun!
    Wake up, Kana-bun!
[15:54] ---
    You wanna die here?
[15:56] ---
    Here, drink this!
[15:58] ---
    This too!
[15:59] ---
    I have something too!
[16:02] ---
    She came back to life!
[16:04] ---
    All right!
[16:05] ---
    I'm so glad...
[16:09] ---
    Ow!
[16:10] ---
    Ow...
[16:13] ---
    What? What is this?
[16:21] ---
    What's this?
[16:22] ---
    A flower?
[16:23] ---
    Dammit...
[16:27] ---
    Gross.
[16:57] ---
    It's like a kaiju movie...
[16:58] ---
    But this is real, right?
[17:02] ---
    That was a surprise.
    Didn't think it'd enlarge.
[17:07] ---
    You were at the soba shop...
[17:11] ---
    I'm Haruko Haruhara.
[17:13] ---
    A space investigator for
    the Space Police Brotherhood!
[17:21] ---
    B-Bro...
[17:23] ---
    Space?
[17:24] ---
    She said it twice.
[17:25] ---
    Anyway...
[17:27] ---
    In order to beat
    that thing up, I want that.
[17:33] ---
    "That" what?
[17:34] ---
    Don't mind me.
[17:36] ---
    I won't hurt you.
[17:39] ---
    Stop struggling...
[17:43] ---
    Oh! It's almost out!
[17:45] ---
    There!
[17:48] ---
    T-This is...
[17:50] ---
    ...a 1967 model Mustang!
[17:57] ---
    All right!
[18:17] ---
    Dammit! Don't get cocky
    just 'cause you got bigger!
[18:58] ---
    That's why it's
    the fragile teen years.
[19:02] ---
    If it broke, just make it again.
[19:10] ---
    She's right.
[19:14] ---
    Target neutralized.
[19:16] ---
    N.O. is the ability to open via the
    thought difference of left and right brain...
[19:22] ---
    ...hyper-spatial channels
    to attract objects.
[19:26] ---
    What are you trying to do
    here on Earth, Raharu?
[19:32] ---
    It's the ocean! The wind's salty!
[19:34] ---
    Whoa, the water's cold!
[19:41] ---
    Are you ready?
[19:44] ---
    Okay!
[19:46] ---
    Countdown from five...
[19:48] ---
    Four, three, two, one...
[19:52] ---
    Blast off!
[19:58] ---
    It's flying!
[20:01] ---
    W-Wait...
[20:02] ---
    It's heading this way!
[20:14] ---
    Kana, you look like a ghost!
[20:16] ---
    It's October!
[20:19] ---
    I'm taking you down with me!
[20:22] ---
    H-Hold on...
[20:24] ---
    Wait! I'm not ready for this...
[20:29] ---
    Kana-bun...
    Let's negotiate. Let's talk...
[20:36] ---
    
[20:38] ---
    It's so cold!
[20:39] ---
    If I catch a cold, it's your fault!
[20:46] ---
    The shimmering ocean
    burns into our memories...
[20:50] ---
    ...as the day ends
    with us unable to fly.
[20:54] ---
    But this doesn't last forever.
[20:57] ---
    You don't know what's
    truly important until it breaks.
[21:03] ---
    I think that's probably
    when I realized it.
[21:08] ---
    Not just me, but I'm
    sure everyone else, too.

Season 1

2 - Grown-up Wannabe

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[00:04] ---
    The album was fifth
    on the Billboards last year.
[00:07] ---
    And my mentor shot
    the cover. It freaked me out.
[00:12] ---
    That's cool.
[00:13] ---
    Oh yeah.
    Can you model next time?
[00:17] ---
    Model?
[00:19] ---
    You can invite your
    friends too if you want.
[00:23] ---
    Sounds fun.
[00:24] ---
    Right?
[00:26] ---
    I want to start thinking about
    making a photo book, you know?
[00:30] ---
    I can't be a college student forever.
[00:33] ---
    You're right.
[00:35] ---
    Oh yeah.
[00:36] ---
    A senior at my college started
    a company. He asked me...
[00:43] ---
    So Bunta didn't eat them
    again today. Mom was so mad.
[00:47] ---
    Some people don't like them.
[00:49] ---
    I do.
[00:50] ---
    Right? People hate
    them without trying them.
[00:54] ---
    In fact, tomatoes are the
    world's tastiest vegetable!
[00:58] ---
    Depends on the person.
[00:59] ---
    You think so?
[01:03] ---
    Is that Hijiri?
[01:11] ---
    They kissed!
    Did you see? They just kissed!
[01:15] ---
    Yeah, I guess.
[01:16] ---
    They smooched! Smooch!
[01:18] ---
    Calm down.
[01:21] ---
    My head hurts.
[01:23] ---
    I didn't get enough sleep.
[01:26] ---
    I thought you didn't want a boyfriend.
[01:29] ---
    I said not any boy in class.
[01:32] ---
    Harsh!
[01:33] ---
    What does he do?
[01:34] ---
    He's in college.
[01:36] ---
    You attract all sorts of guys.
[01:39] ---
    Yeah, I know.
[01:41] ---
    Yajima!
[01:42] ---
    Y-You're really dating
    a college student?
[01:46] ---
    That came from nowhere.
[01:47] ---
    It's out.
[01:49] ---
    Word gets around fast.
[01:50] ---
    It happens.
[01:53] ---
    I-Is it true? It is?
[01:57] ---
    Go, Sasaki!
[02:01] ---
    Give Hijiri Yajima back!
SIGN    Give Back Yajima
[02:04] ---
    Give her back!
[02:05] ---
    Dating college students is improper!
[02:08] ---
    Give back? She wasn't
    yours in the first place.
[02:12] ---
    Can you make them stop?
[02:15] ---
    They're noisy, and it's out of hand.
[02:18] ---
    It's not my problem.
[02:21] ---
    What's with you?
[02:23] ---
    You're the cause.
[02:24] ---
    Let's calm down!
[02:27] ---
    Enough! It shouldn't
    matter who Hijiri dates!
[02:30] ---
    What, Koumoto?
SIGN    Give Back Yajima
[02:33] ---
    Don't butt in just because Sasaki is with us!
[02:36] ---
    H-He has nothing to do with it!
[02:38] ---
    Yeah! I don't!
[02:40] ---
    We don't need a romcom plot.
[02:43] ---
    No! I'm not interested in him!
[03:00] ---
    You could humor them, you know.
[03:03] ---
    I can't humor immature guys.
[03:07] ---
    Ooh, burn!
[03:10] ---
    Not just the guys, but the girls.
[03:14] ---
    Does it matter?
[03:16] ---
    We're graduating.
[03:19] ---
    That's true...
[03:22] ---
    Is that new? He bought it for you?
[03:24] ---
    That's right.
[03:26] ---
    That brand's worth a used car.
[03:29] ---
    Wow!
[03:31] ---
    Hey, why are you using my stuff?
[03:34] ---
    Why not?
[03:36] ---
    I want to try grown-up makeup.
[03:40] ---
    That bad?
[03:42] ---
    You're too young for this.
[03:44] ---
    Really?
[03:45] ---
    I guess so.
[03:50] ---
    Oh yeah. Did you all want
    to come with me this weekend?
[03:57] ---
    I'm Toshio Shioya. Nice to meet you.
[04:00] ---
    Thanks.
[04:02] ---
    Um...
[04:04] ---
    Pho... Pho... Photo photo?
SIGN    Tsuganei Village
[04:07] ---
    Photographer.
[04:08] ---
    I'm in college, but you could say I'm a pro.
[04:13] ---
    Shall we start?
[04:15] ---
    C'mon.
[04:16] ---
    Here we go!
[04:17] ---
    Okay!
[04:20] ---
    I see. Good, good.
    Let's keep going.
[04:33] ---
    How about we go there and
    do something more ennui.
[04:36] ---
    Hey, aren't there a lot of dogs?
SIGN    Kebab
[04:40] ---
    Strays? I've never seen a toy poodle.
[04:43] ---
    I hope they don't have rabies.
SIGN    Kebab
[04:46] ---
    Oh, Haruko-san?
[04:49] ---
    Hey, Kana-bun!
[04:51] ---
    Why a kebab vendor?
[04:52] ---
    Meat! Meat!
[04:54] ---
    Budget reasons? Forced labor?
[04:57] ---
    Meat!
[04:59] ---
    This is a business.
    I don't want poor students here.
[05:03] ---
    Four orders for them.
[05:05] ---
    He's so grown-up.
[05:07] ---
    Thanks!
[05:09] ---
    Here you go.
[05:10] ---
    Yay!
[05:12] ---
    Oh, tomatoes! Look!
[05:14] ---
    Yeah yeah.
[05:15] ---
    Looks delicious.
[05:17] ---
    Whew, it's hot.
[05:21] ---
    Toshio.
[05:23] ---
    Toshio?
[05:25] ---
    Oh, sorry.
[05:28] ---
    Um, may I take a photo of you, miss?
[05:30] ---
    I dunno. I don't have
    makeup on right now.
[05:35] ---
    Just one shot?
    You can keep the change.
[05:38] ---
    Nope, go through my agent.
    I'll keep the change though.
[05:42] ---
    C'mon. Please?
[05:46] ---
    C'mon, let's go. It'll get cold.
[05:51] ---
    She's got skills.
[05:54] ---
    They left us behind.
[05:57] ---
    Hijiri's amazing! She's sparkling!
[06:04] ---
    It's hot! What is this?
[06:09] ---
    This is so spicy! Really spicy!
[06:14] ---
    It's a little spicy, but...
[06:17] ---
    It's perfectly spicy.
[06:19] ---
    Really!? Really really?
[06:22] ---
    Special space mustard.
[06:24] ---
    It might've been too grown-up for Kana-bun.
[06:30] ---
    Grown-up...
[06:32] ---
    For reals?
[06:35] ---
    Yeah, it's really really?
[06:36] ---
    No way.
[06:37] ---
    Really.
[06:39] ---
    Here you go!
[06:42] ---
    Here.
[06:44] ---
    Okay.
[06:45] ---
    The soup spilled though.
[06:49] ---
    Don't worry. It's the usual guy.
[06:53] ---
    Mr. Full Moon...
[06:55] ---
    Regarding the artificial island
    on Tsuganei City Bay...
[06:59] ---
    Sorry for the wait. One full-moon soba.
[07:02] ---
    I'm tired of waiting.
[07:07] ---
    Again?
[07:11] ---
    Yes... again.
[07:19] ---
    You're not coughing!
[07:21] ---
    I've matured.
SIGN    Artificial Island Rocket Base Expansion Prime Minister Broadcast
[07:23] ---
    I hear there are voices of opposition.
[07:26] ---
    We the government,
    as dignified grown-ups...
[07:30] ---
    ...ask that everyone act
    as sensible grown-ups on this matter.
[07:36] ---
    What does grown-ups mean?
[07:39] ---
    Like eating soba alone
    on a Sunday evening...
[07:48] ---
    Catch!
[07:48] ---
    Thanks.
[07:50] ---
    I knew it was spicy.
[07:55] ---
    Will both of you go shower already?
[08:00] ---
    Bunta, you can go first.
[08:02] ---
    What? I'm watching TV.
[08:05] ---
    If you two don't go,
    Dad can't take his bath.
SIGN    Rocket Base Construction Forced Through
[08:09] ---
    Just five more minutes.
[08:12] ---
    Hey, Bunta, got a girlfriend?
[08:15] ---
    Huh? Yeah.
[08:17] ---
    No way.
[08:18] ---
    Even though you can't eat tomatoes?
[08:20] ---
    Yeah.
[08:24] ---
    Really?
[08:26] ---
    Yeah, sorry.
[08:31] ---
    I thought I should tell you in person.
[08:35] ---
    Since we're grown-ups.
[08:38] ---
    Yeah.
[08:40] ---
    It's not you. So don't feel bad.
[08:44] ---
    I'm fine. It doesn't bother me.
[08:49] ---
    I thought so. Good.
[08:51] ---
    Yeah.
[08:55] ---
    See ya. Thanks for everything.
[08:58] ---
    Sure. Bye.
[09:21] ---
    Cute earrings!
[09:23] ---
    Right?
[09:24] ---
    She came with a college dude!
[09:26] ---
    Quit it!
[09:29] ---
    Hijiri!
[09:30] ---
    Hijiri!
[09:32] ---
    Show us the pictures
    from the other day!
[09:36] ---
    The ones your boyfriend took.
[09:38] ---
    You got the files, right?
[09:40] ---
    Oh.
[09:41] ---
    Do we look like models?
[09:44] ---
    Maybe.
[09:47] ---
    You look thinner in photos, right?
[09:51] ---
    I thought it's the opposite.
[09:53] ---
    But he's a pro. He'd use great angles!
[09:56] ---
    I'm stoked!
SIGN    - I've been thinking about Toshi. I want to see him soon. - Can I have my necklace back? You're not using it, right?
[09:59] ---
    Yajima-san!
[10:01] ---
    Yes?
[10:02] ---
    Your friends ordered drinks.
[10:04] ---
    Okay.
[10:08] ---
    I don't care if I get broken...
    I don't care if I throw it all away...
[10:15] ---
    Love is precious.
[10:16] ---
    I'll leave it here.
[10:18] ---
    C'mon, Hijiri!
[10:20] ---
    We can hear you outside.
    Tone it down a bit.
[10:24] ---
    But we lost our Commu-Center.
[10:27] ---
    Thanks to those giant pins.
    There's nowhere else.
[10:31] ---
    I know, but...
[10:34] ---
    Thank you!
[10:35] ---
    Yay!
[10:37] ---
    Only 35 points!
[10:40] ---
    Hijiri's next!
[10:41] ---
    No thanks, I'm working.
[10:43] ---
    You can sing one song.
[10:45] ---
    No thanks.
[10:47] ---
    Which song?
[10:48] ---
    No thanks!
[10:49] ---
    But you need to sing...
[10:50] ---
    I said no!
[11:02] ---
    I'm just joking.
[11:06] ---
    Jeez! You scared me!
[11:09] ---
    Sorry.
[11:11] ---
    Ah...
[11:13] ---
    Put in my song! My favorite!
[11:16] ---
    Let's dance, girls!
[11:19] ---
    Yeah!
[11:28] ---
    Hijiri was acting kinda strange.
[11:31] ---
    Really? She seemed normal.
[11:34] ---
    She's always kinda aloof.
[11:37] ---
    Wasn't she being too cheerful?
[11:39] ---
    You're overthinking it, Mossan.
    LOL
[11:42] ---
    You think so?
[11:44] ---
    Yeah.
[12:10] ---
    I'm off for the day.
[12:33] ---
    What should I do? What should I do?
[12:35] ---
    What should I do? What should I do?
    What should I do? What should I do?
[12:39] ---
    What should I do?
[13:00] ---
    Know how many confessed
    to Hijiri in middle school?
[13:05] ---
    Like 30?
[13:07] ---
    No, more than 50.
[13:09] ---
    108 guys.
[13:10] ---
    Whoa.
[13:11] ---
    Annoying number.
[13:13] ---
    She rejected most.
[13:15] ---
    I wouldn't expect less from Hijiri.
[13:17] ---
    She had a different aura about her.
[13:25] ---
    It's midnight.
    He said he's coming, right?
[13:30] ---
    Yeah, when I texted earlier.
[13:32] ---
    Maybe we shouldn't do this.
[13:37] ---
    He's here!
[13:44] ---
    Oh. Where's Hijiri?
[13:46] ---
    Huh?
[13:48] ---
    Did you bring it for her?
[13:50] ---
    Huh? Um...
[13:52] ---
    Hijiri told me to meet her here.
[13:55] ---
    She's giving the necklace back, right?
[13:58] ---
    Necklace? I don't know
    what he's talking about.
[14:03] ---
    W-We don't understand you!
[14:06] ---
    I think Hijiri arranged
    to meet him here too.
[14:11] ---
    Hijiri!
[14:13] ---
    Why are you all here?
[14:16] ---
    Toshi! Did you get
    my necklace already?
[14:22] ---
    D-Don't look, Hijiri!
    Close your eyes!
[14:28] ---
    I didn't think it would be Haruko-san.
[14:33] ---
    He dumped me.
[14:35] ---
    He said he likes someone else.
[14:38] ---
    Well, it happens.
[14:41] ---
    Right?
[14:44] ---
    No, it's not right.
[14:46] ---
    Why are you so calm about this?
[14:51] ---
    You'll understand
    soon enough, Kana.
[14:54] ---
    I won't understand.
[14:57] ---
    No way.
[14:59] ---
    I don't even want to understand!
[15:01] ---
    Kana-bun!
[15:02] ---
    But Hijiri looked so happy.
[15:06] ---
    You seemed more adult than usual...
[15:09] ---
    Oh shoot. Whoa...
[15:12] ---
    So I couldn't let this pass.
    I just couldn't and...
[15:16] ---
    I don't know...
[15:18] ---
    Well, this is our problem.
[15:21] ---
    It doesn't concern you, so stay quiet.
[15:24] ---
    I know it doesn't concern me...
[15:28] ---
    But...
[15:31] ---
    ...she's my friend.
[15:33] ---
    Kana...
[15:39] ---
    H-Hey, Kana.
[15:44] ---
    Um, it's getting big...
[15:45] ---
    Yes, it is a big deal!
[15:48] ---
    Two people who liked each
    other are breaking up!
[15:51] ---
    No, that's not what we mean...
[15:55] ---
    Huh?
[15:56] ---
    Welcome!
[16:06] ---
    Oh, Kana-bun...
[16:12] ---
    Hey, that's mine!
[16:29] ---
    Got a driver's license?
[16:31] ---
    Not yet...
[16:32] ---
    Then I'll lend you mine.
[16:33] ---
    W-What? I can't drive yet!
[16:37] ---
    Guys have charm, girls have guts,
[16:39] ---
    and Nasser's the president of the UAE.
[16:48] ---
    Right!
[16:55] ---
    Ow...
[16:57] ---
    This is amazing! Just amazing!
    This will get me... the Pulitzer!
[17:02] ---
    Dammit...
[17:03] ---
    Huh? Wha?
[17:07] ---
    Dammit!
[17:20] ---
    Aren't they getting closer?
[17:28] ---
    Watch out!
[17:37] ---
    Where is it? Where is my camera?
[17:46] ---
    What? This sucks!
[17:49] ---
    Dammit!
[17:55] ---
    I can't!
[17:57] ---
    Pets, go without me.
[17:59] ---
    Okay.
[18:00] ---
    You gave up on me so quickly!
[18:02] ---
    Hijiri, are you okay?
[18:06] ---
    I might have some
    talent with driving!
[18:31] ---
    Good job, Mr. Low-Fuel Consumption.
[18:33] ---
    Go!
[18:36] ---
    Got it!
[18:51] ---
    Michael... Bay!
[18:58] ---
    Turn!
[19:17] ---
    Whew, I'm so tired.
[19:18] ---
    Good job.
[19:20] ---
    Where'd it go? Hey.
[19:26] ---
    Toshio.
[19:28] ---
    Let's go home, Hijiri-chan.
[19:31] ---
    We've gone through a lot.
[19:32] ---
    I think I like you more.
[19:36] ---
    You think she'll take you back?
[19:39] ---
    Scum.
[19:41] ---
    I can't take it anymore!
[19:42] ---
    W-Wait, let's not do this...
[19:44] ---
    Mossan, stop!
[19:46] ---
    Let go, Hijiri.
[19:47] ---
    It's okay! I'm fine!
[19:49] ---
    Why? Let me go!
[19:51] ---
    Because I'm the same!
[19:59] ---
    I'm no better than him...
[20:02] ---
    Acting cooler...
[20:05] ---
    Pretending everything is fine...
[20:08] ---
    Looking down on others
    like I'm a grown-up...
[20:17] ---
    It was dumb.
[20:19] ---
    I was dumb.
[20:21] ---
    So...
[20:23] ---
    I'm going to stop it now.
[20:27] ---
    Toshio.
[20:30] ---
    It doesn't look good on me.
[20:36] ---
    Don't compare me to you, all right?
[20:40] ---
    Nothing good happens
    from hanging out with kids...
[20:45] ---
    Chance!
[20:49] ---
    So sudden!
[20:55] ---
    Wow, so tiny.
[20:58] ---
    Well, grown-up or kid,
    I don't think it matters.
[21:01] ---
    What's important
    is how big you are.
[21:05] ---
    Anyway, those are on me!
[21:18] ---
    It's spicy.

Season 1

3 - Freestyle Collection

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[00:01] ---
    Ring... Ring... Ring...
[00:07] ---
    Man, why isn't anyone picking up?
[00:12] ---
    We're unable to answer right now.
[00:15] ---
    Please leave a message
    when you hear the "woof."
[00:21] ---
    Gah! Shut up!
[00:26] ---
    We don't have much time left...
SIGN    Under Construction
[01:04] ---
    Why are you waving
    the stick like that?
[01:08] ---
    To keep awake.
[01:10] ---
    It's raining. Why don't you take off?
[01:13] ---
    Have a nice day, sir!
SIGN    Daruma Moving
[01:25] ---
    See that?
[01:29] ---
    Why me?
[01:35] ---
    This is the worst morning!
[01:38] ---
    Got a dryer, Pets?
[01:40] ---
    I have a towel you can use.
[01:42] ---
    Classic.
[01:45] ---
    Aida! They're showing!
[01:47] ---
    Completely revealed!
[01:48] ---
    Shut up. You strip too!
[01:51] ---
    Me? I don't want to!
[01:54] ---
    Sasaki-kun is so thin.
[01:56] ---
    Maybe Kana should
    take a good look.
[02:00] ---
    W-What for?
[02:02] ---
    Dammit! My bag's dead!
[02:06] ---
    Wow, you're like a salesman.
[02:09] ---
    Mossan, we can only bring
    300 yen worth of snacks...
[02:21] ---
    That last part will be on
    the test! It is on it! Study it!
[02:25] ---
    - Okay.
[02:26] ---
    - Got it.
SIGN    First Love by Shimazaki Touson
[02:28] ---
    One more thing.
    College-plan worksheets.
[02:31] ---
    Koumoto! Yajima! Hetada!
    Turn them in this week!
[02:36] ---
    Oh, I completely forgot.
[02:38] ---
    Remember to turn them in
    or I'll get in trouble!
[02:42] ---
    Please!
[02:46] ---
    What are you going
    to write down?
[02:49] ---
    Koumoto, Yajima, Hetada...
[02:54] ---
    Mossan?
[02:57] ---
    What is all this? It's amazing!
[03:00] ---
    Really? You think so?
[03:02] ---
    I know you're good
    at drawing, but clothing design?
[03:06] ---
    I know it doesn't suit me, but...
[03:09] ---
    It's very you, Mossan.
[03:11] ---
    Really? Well, I entered
    something like a contest, too.
SIGN    First Round Cleared
[03:18] ---
    You made the first cut.
[03:20] ---
    You're amazing!
[03:22] ---
    Stop, stop. It's only the first round.
[03:26] ---
    I was just lucky.
[03:28] ---
    You look happy.
[03:29] ---
    You suck at being humble.
[03:32] ---
    Why didn't you tell us
    you had career dreams?
[03:36] ---
    Yeah. Only you turned
    in the college-plan sheet.
[03:40] ---
    It's hard to tell people
    you want to be a designer.
[03:45] ---
    No! We should share
    our dreams! We'd support you!
[03:50] ---
    All right...
[03:53] ---
    About the Tsuganei Bay
    rocket base being built...
[03:56] ---
    ...for use by government VIPs
    and the wealthy to escape Earth...
[04:01] ---
    ...as some reports state...
SIGN    Tsuganei City Bay Artificial Island New Rocket Deployment
SIGN    Prime Minister Broadcast
[04:03] ---
    It's absolutely groundless.
    Completely false!
[04:07] ---
    She lies as if it's breathing.
[04:13] ---
    Is that true?
[04:14] ---
    Way far-fetched!
[04:15] ---
    It's true! He stood by my pillow!
[04:19] ---
    The soba god?
[04:20] ---
    Riding a bowl? Holding chopsticks?
[04:23] ---
    What else?
[04:24] ---
    Hair in soba dreadlocks.
[04:27] ---
    And he quit DJing to sell soba.
[04:30] ---
    He's out of his mind.
[04:32] ---
    Don't mock people's jobs! Eat up!
[04:34] ---
    They'll get mushy!
[04:35] ---
    Okay.
[04:38] ---
    But honestly, I want God
    or anything to show up.
[04:43] ---
    I'm really worried.
[04:44] ---
    It feels like this
    isn't the time to slurp soba.
[04:48] ---
    You're lucky. You've got modeling.
[04:51] ---
    It doesn't interest me.
[04:53] ---
    That's just people talking.
[04:55] ---
    Pets, you're going to college, right?
[05:00] ---
    It's just me. What do I do?
[05:03] ---
    Just be yourself.
[05:04] ---
    You're the eternal high schooler.
[05:07] ---
    Hey, quit it.
[05:11] ---
    Mossan inspired me to give my all.
[05:13] ---
    You can't.
[05:15] ---
    What? I can, too.
[05:20] ---
    Not just you. I can't either.
[05:22] ---
    Despite the appearance,
    Mossan is pretty intense.
[05:26] ---
    Like decorating our
    middle-school festival.
[05:29] ---
    How so?
[05:30] ---
    Our school was
    a mess senior year...
[05:33] ---
    ...and no one wanted
    to work on the festival.
[05:37] ---
    Nothing was ready up
    till the day before it...
[05:40] ---
    ...but Mossan said,
    "If we're doing it, let's do it right."
[05:44] ---
    She stayed at school alone,
[05:46] ---
    making arches, signs, and origami flowers.
[05:49] ---
    She made it fancy.
[05:51] ---
    She worked the haunted house
    while cooking yakisoba too.
[05:56] ---
    That's crazy...
[05:58] ---
    She's a machine.
[05:59] ---
    She's unbelievable.
[06:05] ---
    See? Unbelievable, right?
[06:08] ---
    Yeah... Her eyes are totally dead.
[06:11] ---
    She's even eating her fingers.
[06:13] ---
    She's working too hard.
    It's like her full-time job.
[06:17] ---
    Mossan, maybe you should stop...
[06:23] ---
    Mossan!
[06:28] ---
    Hmm, this is...
[06:29] ---
    Doctor, is it that bad?
[06:31] ---
    Wait, why Haruko-san?
[06:34] ---
    The doctor look works.
[06:35] ---
    A complete exam is needed.
    Remove those clothes!
[06:38] ---
    Okay!
[06:40] ---
    No, you girls too.
[06:42] ---
    Huh?
[06:45] ---
    Why do we have to?
[06:47] ---
    - Nice. The parts that stick out do!
[06:49] ---
    What is this?
[06:50] ---
    - What are you looking at?
[06:50] ---
    C'mon, let me observe you and touch you.
[06:53] ---
    You naughty girls!
[06:56] ---
    I like your thin waist.
[06:59] ---
    Your boobs are nice too.
[06:59] ---
    My bust?
[07:01] ---
    But this is definitely the one.
[07:03] ---
    That? That's my weapon?
[07:07] ---
    M-Mossan!
[07:08] ---
    H-Hang on!
[07:09] ---
    Doctor! Her condition is...
[07:11] ---
    Scalpel! Chainsaw!
    That electric-shock thingy!
[07:15] ---
    Doctor, will she be fine?
[07:18] ---
    Isn't it presumptuous
    for humans to intervene...
[07:21] ---
    ...in the life and
    death of living creatures?
[07:25] ---
    Gyumaru's limited-run kalbi lunch set...
[07:29] ---
    Ambiya's roll cake...
[07:30] ---
    Sakamoto Shoten's piping-hot
    Hokkaido danshaku croquette.
[07:33] ---
    Yubido's strawberry
    chocolate dorayaki.
[07:35] ---
    Parakke's thick-cut
    800 gram steak, well-done.
[07:38] ---
    Bakery Melcie's pumpkin pie.
[07:40] ---
    Tatsugoyama's
    extra-large hokke lunch set...
[07:43] ---
    I can't eat any more...
[07:49] ---
    It's just overwork.
    And she ate too much.
[07:55] ---
    She's been working
    day and night lately.
[07:59] ---
    I wish we could simply pay
    for design school for her...
[08:04] ---
    But our Engel's
    coefficient is rather high.
[08:08] ---
    That chicken looks yummy.
[08:09] ---
    Your katsudon looks good, too.
[08:12] ---
    And she hasn't been sleeping
    much because of the contest...
[08:16] ---
    Meat fully loaded!
[08:18] ---
    Sis, get up.
[08:20] ---
    It's time for dinner.
[08:23] ---
    Hey! That's bad luck!
[08:29] ---
    She's been working a lot so
    she can go to design school...
[08:34] ---
    Yeah.
[08:35] ---
    Mossan never told us
    how hard it's been for her.
[08:41] ---
    That's why I said
    she's unbelievable.
[08:48] ---
    Hey, I have an idea.
[08:54] ---
    All clear! All clear!
[08:56] ---
    Backing up. Backing up.
[08:58] ---
    Haruko-san again? Why?
[09:01] ---
    I told you this is my part-time
    job, too! Maybe I didn't!
[09:05] ---
    Too slow! Faster!
[09:09] ---
    I want you to line
    these up artistically.
[09:17] ---
    Pets dear, it's still dirty over here!
[09:23] ---
    I'm exhausted.
[09:24] ---
    No more. I'll die.
[09:26] ---
    But you know...
[09:28] ---
    It kinda feels good to do
    something for a friend.
[09:34] ---
    Yeah.
[09:35] ---
    I... guess.
[09:37] ---
    Let's finish this! Swing the baton!
    Even the da-da-da thing!
[09:44] ---
    Mossan!
[09:45] ---
    What are you doing?
    You shouldn't push yourself!
[09:50] ---
    W-What? That was sudden...
[09:53] ---
    Who told you to do this?
[09:56] ---
    I said who told you to do this?
[09:59] ---
    No one did. Don't butt in.
[10:03] ---
    B-But we're worried you're
    keeping stuff to yourself...
[10:08] ---
    That's butting in!
[10:10] ---
    Go home!
[10:12] ---
    I have to fulfill
    my dream on my own!
[10:31] ---
    Mossan is so stubborn.
[10:34] ---
    I guess.
[10:35] ---
    She doesn't have to work so hard.
[10:38] ---
    That's true.
[10:40] ---
    It's pointless if she ruins her health.
[10:42] ---
    She might not make the contest.
[10:46] ---
    I'm not saying you aren't right...
[10:51] ---
    Mossan's dream is hers after all.
[10:54] ---
    Maybe it wasn't our place to butt in.
[11:42] ---
    Again?
[11:51] ---
    Huh?
[11:59] ---
    May the Force be with...
[12:07] ---
    I look away and this happens.
[12:09] ---
    No self-control.
[12:10] ---
    You a teenage boy?
[12:13] ---
    I'm sorry.
[12:14] ---
    And you keep drawin'
    the losers. Big losers.
[12:17] ---
    Pullin' out Medical Mechanica
    robots. You really got no luck.
[12:23] ---
    I'm sorry I'm useless.
[12:26] ---
    If you can't do anythin',
    why not become a hikikomori, eh?
[12:32] ---
    I'm really stupid. It's such an
    important dream for Mossan.
[12:36] ---
    I dunno.
[12:38] ---
    Plus, it's fine if you
    have a dream or don't.
[12:43] ---
    Oh, hold on a sec.
    I have call waiting!
[12:46] ---
    Hello? Hello? Helloooo?
[12:52] ---
    Useless! Totally useless dial-up!
[12:58] ---
    You don't have a dream,
    so you wanna be helpful, yo.
[13:03] ---
    Is that really for others?
    Or is it really for yourself?
[13:07] ---
    Why rap?
[13:10] ---
    Got no dreams, so I
    wanna be useful to others.
[13:15] ---
    Isn't that just ego?
[13:17] ---
    Don't have the luck to be useful.
    Can't find what matters most.
[13:24] ---
    That kind of night, let's go dancing.
[13:26] ---
    Right, it's time for fighting.
[13:29] ---
    Even though HQ is doing nothing
    for me, I beat up robots all alone.
[13:34] ---
    In this never-ending battle.
[13:38] ---
    No communication.
    Missing all forms of transmission.
[13:43] ---
    And I'm scared of Internet bashing.
[13:47] ---
    C'mon, freestyle!
[14:06] ---
    Jeez...
[14:15] ---
    Hey, Mossan!
[14:19] ---
    Sorry, no Dr. Pepper.
[14:21] ---
    This soda implying something?
[14:24] ---
    Oh, sorry.
[14:26] ---
    Well, it's like you.
[14:28] ---
    Sorry.
[14:29] ---
    It's fine.
[14:31] ---
    Well, for that too.
[14:34] ---
    But about me butting in...
[14:37] ---
    I said it's fine.
[14:39] ---
    It's not. I didn't really say I'd stop.
[14:44] ---
    I won't just do as I please.
    Let me help you right.
[14:48] ---
    Like how?
[14:50] ---
    Not by sewing or going
    to work in your place.
[14:54] ---
    More support work.
    Like an assistant?
[14:58] ---
    I don't get it.
[15:00] ---
    Real designers
    have assistants, right?
[15:03] ---
    So you can practice with me.
    The contest is soon!
[15:08] ---
    Let me help you with anything!
    I know I'm being pushy...
[15:13] ---
    ...but it'll be better
    than doing it all yourself!
[15:26] ---
    Pulling the fabric through.
[15:29] ---
    It curves, and I can't sew it right.
[15:32] ---
    Can you help me?
[15:38] ---
    Hey! Can I borrow the sewing kit?
[15:40] ---
    Sure, don't lose any needles!
[15:42] ---
    Okay!
[15:44] ---
    What's she up to?
[15:46] ---
    It seems she's helping
    her friend make a dress.
[15:50] ---
    Though she's clumsy like Dad...
SIGN    Creation Complete
SIGN    Tournament
SIGN    Complete creation before the tournament, for tomorrow! (1) Effectiveness through teamwork!!
[15:58] ---
    How about this one?
[16:00] ---
    It's not quite right...
[16:07] ---
    Faster!
[16:08] ---
    Okay!
SIGN    Complete creation before the tournament, for tomorrow! (1) Efficiency through teamwork!! (2) Raise stamina through basic strength training!!
[16:15] ---
    Increase your speed!
[16:17] ---
    Yes, sir!
SIGN    Complete creation before the tournament, for tomorrow! (1) Efficiency through teamwork!! (2) Raise stamina through basic strength training!! (3) Make sure you're getting enough vitamins and nutrients so you can recover from exhaustion.
SIGN    Creation MUST BE Complete!! Tournament
[16:42] ---
    Yeah!
SIGN    24th National Clothing Design Contest Regional Qualifiers: Results Presentation
[16:47] ---
    Those clothes are so cute!
[16:49] ---
    They're really good.
[16:51] ---
    The models are pretty, too.
[16:57] ---
    Here are the three finalists!
[17:00] ---
    And we will finally announce
    the grand-prize winner!
[17:05] ---
    It's almost time...
[17:07] ---
    Yeah.
[17:08] ---
    You're too nervous, Mossan.
[17:10] ---
    Yeah...
[17:11] ---
    Surviving the initial judging...
[17:13] ---
    Who will take the crown?
[17:16] ---
    The next top designer
    will be selected right here!
[17:21] ---
    It'll be fine. We all worked hard together.
[17:24] ---
    I know we got it.
[17:28] ---
    The grand-prize winner is...
[17:33] ---
    No. 28, Hana Tondabayashi-san!
[17:36] ---
    Please come up!
[17:36] ---
    Me? Me?
[17:38] ---
    Way to go!
[17:39] ---
    Congratulations!
[17:44] ---
    B-But... you worked hard.
[17:48] ---
    This just wasn't your day.
    The cards didn't line up.
[17:53] ---
    It's fine.
[17:54] ---
    No matter how hard you work,
    sometimes things don't work out.
[17:59] ---
    It's all about results.
[18:01] ---
    I know that.
[18:02] ---
    But...
[18:05] ---
    But... I had a lot of fun.
[18:09] ---
    I couldn't have done
    it without you all.
[18:13] ---
    Mossan...
[18:14] ---
    Please take a look at
    the grand-prize design!
[18:21] ---
    What's going on?
[18:22] ---
    Where's the model?
[18:23] ---
    Why isn't the dress coming out?
[18:26] ---
    P-Please wait a moment...
[18:29] ---
    But as a former Space
    Collection rep top model...
[18:33] ---
    - ...I can't wear something so bland!
[18:35] ---
    - That's a problem!
[18:37] ---
    - Oh, this one's good.
[18:39] ---
    - That's not the right one!
[18:45] ---
    C'mon! Music!
[18:51] ---
    Yeah!
[19:04] ---
    That's Mossan's...
[19:06] ---
    Why Haruko-san?
[19:07] ---
    I don't know... I don't know, but...
[19:11] ---
    So cool!
[19:38] ---
    Whose design is this?
[19:42] ---
    I-It's mine...
[19:44] ---
    Here. Coco Chanel.
[19:47] ---
    Uh, but...
[19:48] ---
    Mossan! Get up there!
[19:50] ---
    W-What? Can I?
SIGN    Mitchell Kokorozashi Seikei Sekai Teki
[20:06] ---
    Hey, you're a phony model!
    What are you doing?
[20:10] ---
    Yikes! A world-class designer!
[20:16] ---
    Celebrity Kick!
[20:20] ---
    Party-people Punch!
[20:33] ---
    It's dangerous here, Mossan!
[20:40] ---
    Let's scram!
[20:41] ---
    Goodbye. Adios. Sayonara.
[20:48] ---
    T-Tell us how you feel right now.
[20:56] ---
    Um, these results are disappointing,
    but I'll use this frustration...
[21:01] ---
    ...to pursue being a model now!
[21:08] ---
    It figures. Mossan is...
[21:10] ---
    ...way unbelievable.

Season 1

4 - Pit-a-Pat

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[00:05] ---
    The lines connecting pin to pin...
[00:08] ---
    Within the lines are
    the plants of each region...
[00:11] ---
    With the purpose
    to flatten everything?
[00:15] ---
    You didn't knock.
    Rude, as usual.
[00:19] ---
    I don't know Earth manners.
[00:22] ---
    So what'll you do?
[00:24] ---
    Nothing. I'm just observing.
[00:27] ---
    Figures. You're no fun.
[00:30] ---
    Don't meddle any further.
[00:32] ---
    Medical Mechanica won't stay silent.
[00:36] ---
    All you do is talk.
[00:40] ---
    Well, I'm gonna do it my way.
[00:44] ---
    Buh-bye!
[00:50] ---
    If only these guys were interesting.
[00:55] ---
    First Love by Shimazaki Touson
[00:56] ---
    "A maiden who just tied up her hair,
[00:59] ---
    I saw by the apple orchard."
[01:02] ---
    "The flower comb in her hair..."
[01:08] ---
    What is a flower comb?
[01:11] ---
    Fight!
[01:12] ---
    On!
[01:13] ---
    Fight!
[01:13] ---
    On!
[01:14] ---
    Fight!
[01:15] ---
    On!
[01:15] ---
    Sasaki...
[01:16] ---
    Hey, hey, hey, why are
    you making that sound?
[01:23] ---
    Tsuga High, fight!
[01:25] ---
    On!
[01:26] ---
    Fight!
[01:27] ---
    On!
[01:28] ---
    Haruko-san?
[01:41] ---
    Hey, Sasa. How do you read this?
[01:45] ---
    Y-You mean "mediator"?
[01:48] ---
    What about this?
[01:49] ---
    "Stockpile"...
[01:51] ---
    What about this?
[01:53] ---
    "Kuri manjuu"...
[01:56] ---
    And this one?
[01:58] ---
    Oh? What a serious look...
[02:01] ---
    I see it!
    The flames of jealousy!
[02:04] ---
    Shut up! Jeez!
[02:06] ---
    Yeah, leave her alone, guys.
[02:09] ---
    P-Pets...
[02:10] ---
    Okay!
[02:12] ---
    Attention! You may be
    distracted, but attention!
SIGN    Basketball Club Substitute Coach Haruhara Haruko
[02:15] ---
    There's a reason Coach Haruhara is here!
[02:17] ---
    Hey, Aida! Tell them!
[02:19] ---
    I can't! I... I don't
    know what to say!
[02:24] ---
    Sasa, please?
[02:27] ---
    Why me?
[02:28] ---
    Who cares who says it?
[02:31] ---
    Can't hide her annoyance.
[02:33] ---
    Can't stop quipping.
[02:34] ---
    Hurry and tell us!
    This is gross!
[02:37] ---
    Why me?
[02:40] ---
    The Kita High basketball team
    who beat us at regionals...
[02:45] ---
    ...had 10 out of 13
    students transfer schools...
[02:48] ---
    ...so we'll be taking their
    place at the next game.
[02:52] ---
    Please come watch us!
[02:54] ---
    You did a great job!
    Everyone, clap!
[02:58] ---
    That's a lot of transfers.
[02:59] ---
    We were lucky.
[03:13] ---
    Aida!
[03:15] ---
    Show us something!
[03:16] ---
    You suck!
[03:17] ---
    We came to watch!
[03:19] ---
    Don't give up! Focus!
[03:22] ---
    It's so hot.
    We're being steamed.
[03:25] ---
    Oh, that handkerchief is cute.
[03:28] ---
    Wanna trade with this?
[03:30] ---
    Sure. But I made this.
[03:32] ---
    You know... coming to this
    hot and sweaty place is tiring.
[03:38] ---
    People usually don't cheer
    for the team manager.
[03:42] ---
    Go!
[03:43] ---
    Aida!
[03:46] ---
    Hey, what's the winning
    score in basketball?
[03:50] ---
    There's no scoring goal...
[03:55] ---
    That looked painful.
[03:56] ---
    Nice shot, Aida.
[03:57] ---
    What are you doing, Aida?
[03:59] ---
    Shut up! Back at you!
[04:04] ---
    Listen! Fight! Just do it!
    Don't lose and you'll win! That's all!
[04:09] ---
    Guys, focus. The number of
    shots were down second quarter--
[04:14] ---
    Hey. When is this over?
[04:18] ---
    You should be the one focusing!
[04:21] ---
    T-This is unrelated to the game...
[04:24] ---
    Shut up!
[04:27] ---
    Just shut up and prep
    sports drinks for the bench!
[04:34] ---
    Trade this for your chicken?
[04:36] ---
    That's not a fair trade...
[04:38] ---
    Cut it out!
[04:41] ---
    Are they fighting?
[04:42] ---
    Yeah! Go for it!
[04:45] ---
    Sasaki...
[04:47] ---
    You know I want to...
[04:49] ---
    I really want to...
[04:51] ---
    That hurts! Let go!
[04:58] ---
    Ouch!
[05:01] ---
    It backfired!
[05:05] ---
    I-I'm sorry!
[05:06] ---
    I-I'm fine...
[05:09] ---
    Maybe not.
[05:11] ---
    I'm sorry.
[05:11] ---
    Here.
[05:13] ---
    Liger Balm works
    best for pain relief.
[05:16] ---
    Rub this on me.
[05:23] ---
    You're good.
[05:24] ---
    I'm team manager...
[05:25] ---
    Wow, vulgar.
[05:27] ---
    Sudo-sensei!
[05:30] ---
    Higher... Towards my groin.
[05:33] ---
    L-Like this...?
[05:35] ---
    Yeah... Right there.
[05:38] ---
    You're touching there, too?
[05:39] ---
    She's raunchy.
[05:41] ---
    That attack has no weakness...
[05:42] ---
    Oh! Sorry!
[05:45] ---
    Sasa! Ecchi, sketch, one touch...
[05:47] ---
    What the heck? So dumb...
[05:49] ---
    Whoa! What's that?
[05:51] ---
    Just kidding.
[05:54] ---
    Sorry, sorry.
[05:56] ---
    So... What are you going to do?
[05:59] ---
    What's there to do?
[06:03] ---
    I-I don't...
[06:07] ---
    ...have any feelings...
[06:15] ---
    My head...
[06:15] ---
    You okay?
[06:16] ---
    Here it comes.
[06:18] ---
    Is she throwing in the towel?
[06:20] ---
    Her legs are weak.
[06:25] ---
    I can't deal with this!
[06:29] ---
    She ran off.
[06:34] ---
    Koumoto...
[06:37] ---
    I almost had it.
[06:41] ---
    Hey, Sasaki.
[06:43] ---
    Is he dead?
[06:43] ---
    He had It coming.
[06:45] ---
    What are they doing?
[06:47] ---
    They're not playing seriously.
[06:48] ---
    Yeah. They're so weak.
[06:59] ---
    About the unidentified pins
    that appeared all over the world...
[07:04] ---
    There are malicious
    hoaxes being spread...
[07:07] ---
    ...about alien attacks and...
[07:09] ---
    What's going on?
[07:11] ---
    A-Are you all right, Kana-chan?
[07:14] ---
    If you need the day off...
[07:15] ---
    I'm fine!
SIGN    Mysterious Giant Pins Appearing Around the World
SIGN    Prime Minister Broadcast
[07:17] ---
    The spirit of fraternity is key!
[07:20] ---
    Love is sincere! Love thy neighbor!
[07:23] ---
    Yes! Love will save the world!
[07:27] ---
    Everyone's talking about love!
[07:30] ---
    Sorry! I will take off!
[07:37] ---
    We are analyzing
    the pins as we speak.
[07:41] ---
    With our government's
    scientific capacity...
[07:44] ---
    Yes, I've been told
    I look prettier in person.
[07:50] ---
    I haven't said that.
[07:53] ---
    Look at these bumps.
    I'm allergic to soba.
[07:57] ---
    Did you know it can cause death?
[08:00] ---
    Everyone dies eventually...
[08:04] ---
    But there's a difference
    between now and later.
[08:08] ---
    Instead of slurping on
    bad soba, please do your job.
[08:12] ---
    Due to reduction in staff,
    HQ isn't functioning anymore...
[08:18] ---
    So when will that thing move?
[08:21] ---
    Two weeks at the earliest.
[08:23] ---
    I believe it'll start to
    actually flatten in a month.
[08:27] ---
    I guess we need
    to amend the plans.
[08:32] ---
    Oh, and there were
[08:34] ---
    several sightings of that
    Haru-something alien.
[08:38] ---
    I've heard you're
    not unfamiliar with it.
[08:42] ---
    It was a long time ago.
[08:45] ---
    I don't care. Just don't
    cause any more problems.
[08:56] ---
    You cause too many problems...
[09:00] ---
    Oh? Isn't this going
    to cause problems, too?
[09:05] ---
    I'm just checking on your wound.
[09:08] ---
    Just looking?
[09:10] ---
    You should soak more.
[09:13] ---
    I'm all healed, so don't worry.
[09:15] ---
    Then I should check.
[09:18] ---
    Oh? It's hard work
    being a bathing officer.
[09:21] ---
    Immigration.
[09:24] ---
    Those who don't know
    their manners need punishment...
[09:28] ---
    Hey! What are you doing?
[09:34] ---
    Here you go!
[09:37] ---
    W-What is this?
[09:37] ---
    C'mon, just get it out.
[09:41] ---
    You're gonna touch me there?
[09:43] ---
    There!
[09:52] ---
    What's this?
[09:55] ---
    I knew you were a boring guy.
[10:00] ---
    I hope no one gets hurt again...
[10:05] ---
    Hey, what should I do?
[10:08] ---
    I wouldn't know.
[10:10] ---
    Just push him
    down and mount him.
[10:14] ---
    Can you be serious here?
[10:16] ---
    Well...
[10:17] ---
    This is when friends
    help each other!
[10:20] ---
    I don't have experience
    with this. Give me advice.
[10:27] ---
    Yikes, Sasaki!
[10:30] ---
    Koumoto.
[10:34] ---
    Let's see...
[10:36] ---
    It's cramped...
[10:38] ---
    Go for it, Kana!
[10:41] ---
    W-W-What's up?
[10:43] ---
    Um, uh, thanks for coming today.
[10:47] ---
    It's no big deal...
[10:49] ---
    How did you find us?
[10:52] ---
    I asked classmates.
[10:53] ---
    And when I went to your house,
    they said you come to this park a lot.
[11:00] ---
    No, no, no!
[11:02] ---
    Scary, scary, scary!
[11:02] ---
    To her house?
[11:04] ---
    Is he a stalker?
[11:05] ---
    Love is blind.
[11:07] ---
    Were you okay?
    The ball hit you...
[11:10] ---
    It wasn't as bad
    as getting drop-kicked.
[11:14] ---
    Drop-kicked?
[11:15] ---
    "Don't stray off topic."
[11:20] ---
    Don't worry about it. I'm fine.
[11:24] ---
    Oh, that's good.
[11:30] ---
    Actually, I had something
    I wanted to tell you.
[11:40] ---
    Here it comes!
[11:43] ---
    Nothing's going on.
[11:46] ---
    With Haruko-san.
[11:48] ---
    Oh, okay...
[11:50] ---
    As a team manager,
    I can't ignore someone in pain...
[11:53] ---
    I-I guess...
[11:56] ---
    Yeah...
[12:00] ---
    And?
[12:02] ---
    W-What now?
[12:04] ---
    Confess! You can do it!
[12:05] ---
    No way, no way, no way!
[12:08] ---
    "Spiritualism"?
[12:12] ---
    Koumoto, you okay?
[12:15] ---
    No mukumuku!
[12:16] ---
    I-I know...
[12:16] ---
    Koumoto?
[12:18] ---
    Koumoto? Does your head hurt?
[12:19] ---
    I-I'm fine...
[12:21] ---
    No, I'm not!
[12:31] ---
    She ran off again.
[12:36] ---
    Koumoto?
[12:39] ---
    Nice job
[12:50] ---
    Jeez! What am I doing?
[12:53] ---
    Whoa! Can you knock first?
[12:56] ---
    Mom says to come eat dinner.
[12:59] ---
    I don't want any.
[13:01] ---
    What? On a diet?
[13:03] ---
    Shut up. Hey, how is it
    going with your girlfriend?
[13:07] ---
    Pretty good. She's at
    the beach right now.
[13:11] ---
    Look.
[13:13] ---
    See?
SIGN    Bunta-kun, let's go swimming
[13:23] ---
    That pen is cute.
[13:25] ---
    This?
[13:26] ---
    Trade with me.
[13:28] ---
    Is that a brush pen?
[13:29] ---
    That's original!
[13:33] ---
    Gimme something thicker!
[13:36] ---
    Please. Something thick and stiff.
[13:39] ---
    I think 0.5 mm HB is stiff enough.
[13:43] ---
    What? No, no!
[13:53] ---
    Jeez...
[13:55] ---
    She's troubled.
[13:56] ---
    She's in agony.
[13:58] ---
    This is adolescence.
[14:00] ---
    By the way, why Sasaki?
[14:02] ---
    He's frail. And team manager.
[14:05] ---
    Paroxysmal kinesigenic
    choreoathetosis, right?
[14:09] ---
    Yeah, something like that.
[14:13] ---
    What's that?
[14:14] ---
    Sasaki-kun played
    basketball in middle school...
[14:18] ---
    ...but it seems he has a rare
    condition where he can't exercise.
[14:23] ---
    That's why he's team manager?
[14:24] ---
    I shouldn't have judged! Sorry, Sasaki!
[14:28] ---
    I used to be a sickly kid too,
    so I understand how he feels.
[14:37] ---
    Have you seen Sasa?
[14:40] ---
    W-We haven't.
[14:42] ---
    If he's not in class, the cafeteria maybe?
[14:45] ---
    Oh, that's true.
[14:46] ---
    Um!
[14:47] ---
    Why are you looking for him?
[14:50] ---
    It doesn't concern you.
[14:57] ---
    T-This could be trouble.
[14:59] ---
    Sparks are flying.
[15:01] ---
    Why doesn't it concern me?
[15:03] ---
    What's up? That's an ugly expression.
[15:05] ---
    I-It's nothing!
[15:08] ---
    Something's up.
[15:10] ---
    Maybe you got your heart broken?
[15:12] ---
    Yikes!
[15:13] ---
    She's riling her up!
[15:18] ---
    Well, you're too immature
    for feelings or relationships.
[15:22] ---
    See ya!
[15:27] ---
    Kana-bun, good job!
[15:29] ---
    You held out!
[15:30] ---
    You don't want
    to take the first shot.
[15:33] ---
    I've decided.
[15:36] ---
    I made my decision.
[16:01] ---
    What's that?
[16:03] ---
    You don't know Dan Dan Dunk?
[16:06] ---
    It was serialized in Bon Bon.
[16:08] ---
    I don't know what
    Dan Dan or Bon Bon means.
[16:11] ---
    Oh? It's a classic...
[16:16] ---
    Y-You okay?
[16:18] ---
    Y-Yeah. It hurts when I move suddenly,
[16:20] ---
    or my heart pitter patters.
[16:24] ---
    Pitter Patte....?
[16:27] ---
    Yeah...
[16:33] ---
    U-Um...
[16:36] ---
    If you're... If you're interested...
[16:55] ---
    Go! Get it out!
[16:56] ---
    A bit more!
[16:57] ---
    Smooch!
[16:58] ---
    Kiss!
[16:59] ---
    Giiirg!
[17:01] ---
    Giiirg?
[17:22] ---
    Huh? Why?
[17:24] ---
    What's wrong?
[17:26] ---
    I'm not feeling the pitter patter.
[17:28] ---
    I don't feel the sparkle.
[17:38] ---
    Ouch...
[17:38] ---
    My butt! My butt!
[17:40] ---
    What is that?
[17:42] ---
    Another robot?
[17:52] ---
    He ate him!
[17:53] ---
    Sasaki was eaten alive!
[18:10] ---
    They merged?
[18:11] ---
    S-Sasaki!
[18:18] ---
    Jeez...
[18:20] ---
    Don't look so smug!
[18:41] ---
    An iron wall...
[18:42] ---
    Gotta watch him.
[18:44] ---
    Sasaki-sun's good at basketball.
[18:46] ---
    Yeah. Though he's mostly robot.
[18:52] ---
    Dammit! Well then...
[18:56] ---
    She retreated!
[18:57] ---
    This is...
[18:58] ---
    The game-making...
[19:00] ---
    ...three pointer!
[19:02] ---
    She flew!
[19:10] ---
    The left hand...
[19:12] ---
    ...just holds it in place!
[19:28] ---
    It's all about the dunk.
[19:36] ---
    B-ball is great...
[19:42] ---
    Whoa...
[19:52] ---
    Sorry, Sasaki!
[19:56] ---
    I think... I made a mistake.
[20:00] ---
    What do you mean?
[20:06] ---
    The bell rang!
[20:08] ---
    Let's go!
[20:09] ---
    Wait for me!
[20:14] ---
    I think... I'm not ready for this yet.
[20:19] ---
    I'm really sorry! See ya!
[20:29] ---
    In the end, it was
    like Haruko-san said.
[20:34] ---
    I'm not ready for love yet...
[20:39] ---
    And I think the real
    pitter-patter is...
[20:47] ---
    I hoped every day...
[20:49] ---
    Each and every day...
[20:51] ---
    ...would always, always be like this.
[20:56] ---
    That's what I thought.

Season 1

5 - Shake It Off

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[00:13] ---
    So cute!
[00:14] ---
    I want one, too.
[00:15] ---
    Ask your mom.
[00:17] ---
    M-Morn--
[00:17] ---
    Good idea. Trade you?
[00:20] ---
    No way! This is my favorite!
[00:29] ---
    Koumoto-san.
[00:40] ---
    Ready, set, go!
[00:45] ---
    This feels so good!
[00:47] ---
    Can I do a front flip next?
[00:51] ---
    Hey, where's Mossan?
[00:55] ---
    A walrus! A walrus appeared!
[00:57] ---
    I'd prefer a manatee!
[01:09] ---
    Really?
[01:10] ---
    Really really?
[01:12] ---
    Is that true?
[01:14] ---
    I read it online.
[01:15] ---
    I saw that.
[01:18] ---
    Earth's going to disappear?
[01:20] ---
    I don't think it's true.
[01:22] ---
    But it's super hot now.
[01:24] ---
    What's going on?
[01:26] ---
    I heard they're
    preparing a migration plan.
SIGN    Unusual Weather Patterns Around the World
[01:32] ---
    We'll get soggy, like soba...
[01:42] ---
    Is the iron linked to this weather?
[01:45] ---
    There are reports
    they're appearing worldwide!
[01:48] ---
    Are the rumors true?
    Will Earth become extinct?
[01:53] ---
    Uh... well...
[01:55] ---
    There is a deeply rooted reason.
    I'm not just saying that.
SIGN    Unusual Weather Patterns Around the World Is the Iron-Shaped Building to Blame?
SIGN    Prime Minister Broadcast
[02:00] ---
    Yes. I don't recall.
    I'm different from you.
[02:04] ---
    Only the rich are migrating to Mars!
[02:06] ---
    Don't play dumb!
[02:08] ---
    That was a bad impersonation!
SIGN    Incoming call from Kitaki
[02:11] ---
    Hey, Kanda!
[02:14] ---
    How dare you let this happen!
[02:18] ---
    Where'd that come from?
[02:19] ---
    It's more like I was embarrassed.
    Look at my sweaty pits.
[02:22] ---
    They have pads you can wear.
[02:25] ---
    We're short on cargo vessels and
    need to cut migration numbers!
[02:30] ---
    This is on you!
[02:32] ---
    Then I'll resign. Right away.
[02:35] ---
    Who cares about
    a low-level official's head!
[02:38] ---
    More importantly, that iron!
[02:41] ---
    What are their reps saying?
[02:43] ---
    There are no reps over there.
[02:46] ---
    That's what we're dealing with.
[02:49] ---
    I swear...
[02:51] ---
    This woman upset them, right?
[02:55] ---
    Well, I won't deny that possibility...
[02:57] ---
    I don't care. Just get it done!
[03:06] ---
    I should have gotten it cold.
[03:11] ---
    It's so hot...
[03:13] ---
    Ceiling Serve!
[03:16] ---
    Whoa, it got carried by the wind!
[03:21] ---
    Good one! Great shot!
[03:24] ---
    Set! Quick!
[03:26] ---
    Here we go!
[03:31] ---
    Back attack!
[03:33] ---
    Pets!
[03:35] ---
    Huh? Where's Pets?
[03:38] ---
    She was there a moment ago.
[03:39] ---
    Maybe she got out?
[03:52] ---
    What's next period?
[03:53] ---
    Math.
[03:54] ---
    What? I'll sleep through it for sure.
[03:56] ---
    Can you turn up the AC?
[04:01] ---
    She's not here.
[04:04] ---
    Maybe she left early.
[04:05] ---
    That's unusual.
[04:08] ---
    Maybe she escaped.
[04:11] ---
    Her family's rich.
[04:13] ---
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[04:16] ---
    You know, migration. To Mars.
[04:19] ---
    Mars?
[04:20] ---
    What are you trying to say, Aida?
[04:22] ---
    I'll rub MUHI on your face!
[04:25] ---
    Did I say something wrong?
[04:27] ---
    Jerk.
[04:30] ---
    Mars? Rich?
[04:36] ---
    Government official?
[04:38] ---
    Yeah, high up the government.
    That's why she's wealthy.
[04:42] ---
    Really?
[04:43] ---
    How do you not know?
    You knew her since grade school.
[04:48] ---
    She never told me.
[04:50] ---
    I can't believe it.
[04:52] ---
    When did you two find out?
[04:55] ---
    From Yoshie?
    The walking gossip column.
[04:58] ---
    Her parents are gossips, too.
[05:01] ---
    Oh, I see...
[05:04] ---
    Head straight home, guys.
[05:06] ---
    Sure thing.
[05:08] ---
    You too, dude.
[05:10] ---
    Yes, ma'am.
[05:11] ---
    You know...
    This is kinda strange.
SIGN    School Closed
[05:15] ---
    Yeah. School just closed.
[05:18] ---
    Well, it is hot...
[05:20] ---
    Nothing we can do about it.
[05:36] ---
    Blast preparations complete!
[05:39] ---
    Five seconds to ignition.
    Four... Three... Two...
[05:44] ---
    It's useless.
[05:46] ---
    You said you were just observing.
[05:49] ---
    Don't piss them off anymore.
[05:52] ---
    You're wearing a suit in this heat?
[05:55] ---
    You're the model bureaucrat.
[05:58] ---
    Get your hands off the detonator.
[06:03] ---
    What if I say no?
[06:07] ---
    Well? What if I say no?
[06:15] ---
    Why are you
    obsessed with this planet?
[06:19] ---
    No reason. I just don't
    want things to be boring.
[06:23] ---
    What are you planning to do?
    They can't be stopped...
[06:28] ---
    Till each and every planet in this
    universe is flattened for no reason.
[06:34] ---
    Humans resisted, too...
[06:37] ---
    But no matter what weapon we used,
[06:39] ---
    we couldn't dent this plant.
[06:42] ---
    Yeah, probably.
[06:46] ---
    The government will save only the chosen.
[06:49] ---
    The rest will be left behind.
[06:53] ---
    I'm tired...
[06:59] ---
    As usual...
[07:03] ---
    What a dull guy.
[07:29] ---
    Hello?
[07:31] ---
    Are you a student of Tsuganei High School?
[07:34] ---
    Um... Yes. Yes, I am.
[07:37] ---
    Are you perhaps Koumoto-san?
[07:40] ---
    Yes, that's me...
[07:43] ---
    I am Tomomi Hetada's mother.
[07:52] ---
    She has a communicable
    disease exam today.
[07:55] ---
    So I arranged a day off school.
[07:59] ---
    I see.
[08:01] ---
    But she vanished without a word.
[08:04] ---
    We've been looking for her.
[08:07] ---
    But we haven't found her.
SIGN    - Hungry - Are you home, Pets? - How are you feeling?
[08:13] ---
    Um, is Pets...
[08:14] ---
    I mean, Tomomi, really going to Mars?
[08:20] ---
    She's going away?
SIGN    Nabeta
[08:32] ---
    I hope there are clues
    to her whereabouts.
[08:42] ---
    This is Pets' room?
[08:46] ---
    It's unlike a teenage girl's, right?
[08:49] ---
    She doesn't have stuffed
    animals or idol posters.
[08:53] ---
    Um, that's not the only thing...
[08:56] ---
    This is how my husband likes it.
[08:59] ---
    Even though he's never home.
[09:02] ---
    Um, but Pets talked about
    her dad now and then.
[09:06] ---
    Did she?
[09:08] ---
    I suppose she was trying to seem normal.
[09:12] ---
    She's never invited friends over...
[09:17] ---
    ...but she spoke
    of you several times.
[09:21] ---
    I gave her that photo
    in grade school.
[09:25] ---
    I heard your
    mother took this photo.
[09:29] ---
    She hates taking photos,
[09:32] ---
    so we don't have many in our home.
[09:36] ---
    You've been friends for a long time.
[09:39] ---
    Yes.
[09:42] ---
    If there's anything
    you know, please tell me.
[09:47] ---
    Okay.
[09:49] ---
    I'm sure you know where she is.
[09:55] ---
    You've been in contact, right?
[09:59] ---
    We haven't, really.
[10:02] ---
    Please tell me!
[10:06] ---
    Hey...
[10:07] ---
    Why are you hiding it? Tell me...
[10:10] ---
    Otherwise... Otherwise...
    My husband will be...
[10:14] ---
    I-I really don't know!
[10:29] ---
    Ow! It hurts!
[10:45] ---
    Climb in.
[10:47] ---
    B-But this isn't your car...
[10:50] ---
    Just climb in.
[10:59] ---
    Whee! This is a V8!
[11:04] ---
    V8! V8! V8! V8!
[11:08] ---
    Why'd you help me?
[11:11] ---
    Whoa, so self-centered!
    It wasn't for you or anything.
[11:15] ---
    I-I'm sorry.
[11:17] ---
    No one does anything for someone else.
[11:20] ---
    It's all for yourself.
[11:28] ---
    I didn't know anything.
[11:31] ---
    I didn't know that
    I didn't know anything.
[11:35] ---
    I just pretended I knew.
    Everything in my life...
[11:41] ---
    ...was made of lies.
[11:52] ---
    Commu-Center.
SIGN    Post-Graduation Questionnaire
[12:06] ---
    She never turned it in.
[12:48] ---
    Wait... Hold on...
[12:59] ---
    N-No way...
[13:05] ---
    Wait... Let me go!
[13:08] ---
    W-What's going on?
[13:20] ---
    I found it!
[13:32] ---
    P-Pets!
[13:35] ---
    K-Kana-bun.
[13:37] ---
    Dammit!
[13:42] ---
    Pets!
[13:44] ---
    Jeez! What is this?
    It won't come off!
[14:03] ---
    Why you...
[14:07] ---
    Hold on, okay?
    I'm gonna help you!
[14:10] ---
    Kana-bun...
[14:12] ---
    Jeez! What's with this?
[14:17] ---
    Confirmed the target.
[14:19] ---
    It's the terminal core.
[14:22] ---
    What'll we do? Can we stop it?
[14:25] ---
    I'll do what I can. If so,
    it'll be just for a few seconds.
[14:30] ---
    Huh? What's the point?
[14:32] ---
    There isn't any.
[14:33] ---
    I'll leave the rest to you.
[14:36] ---
    The artificial island! Head there!
[14:43] ---
    If only I had the master cannon...
[15:00] ---
    Kana-bun! You okay?
[15:22] ---
    Huh?
[15:26] ---
    Horrible cavities.
[15:28] ---
    Early prevention is key.
[15:51] ---
    Damn you!
[15:59] ---
    Pets, is it true
    you're going to Mars?
[16:05] ---
    I won't ever see you again?
[16:09] ---
    I'm sorry...
[16:10] ---
    Why... Why didn't you tell me?
[16:14] ---
    Because...
[16:14] ---
    And I had no clue about your family.
[16:18] ---
    I thought we were friends...
[16:21] ---
    If something's
    bothering you, let me know!
[16:25] ---
    Don't keep it to yourself!
[16:28] ---
    Aren't we friends?
[16:32] ---
    We've been together a long time!
[16:37] ---
    You're annoying.
[16:39] ---
    Really annoying.
[16:43] ---
    What's with you? This friend
    stuff is really annoying.
[16:47] ---
    I can't take it.
[16:50] ---
    Why don't you just get it?
[16:53] ---
    Like the time with Hijiri.
    Just because we're friends?
[16:57] ---
    You just butt in.
    You're just a busybody!
[17:01] ---
    With Mossan, too.
[17:03] ---
    You should've left her alone.
    She told you to, right?
[17:07] ---
    Yet you felt hurt?
    Things didn't work out, right?
[17:11] ---
    What's with that?
    You're a real pain!
[17:14] ---
    S-Sorry...
[17:16] ---
    Don't apologize!
    What'll that do?
[17:19] ---
    Like with Sasaki, too!
[17:21] ---
    There was a time I was interested in him.
[17:25] ---
    But since you liked him, I didn't say
    anything! Don't talk down to me!
[17:30] ---
    I-I didn't...
[17:31] ---
    Shut up! Don't talk!
    I'm asking you not to talk!
[17:41] ---
    I don't know why I
    talked to you back then...
[17:47] ---
    I don't know why... I became
    friends with someone like you.
[18:09] ---
    Wait...
[18:12] ---
    Please wait!
[18:22] ---
    Yikes.
[18:33] ---
    What power...
[18:36] ---
    Not bad.
[18:51] ---
    Koumoto-san.
[18:56] ---
    Wanna walk together,
    Koumoto-san?
[18:59] ---
    S-Sure.
[19:02] ---
    It's Hetada-san, right?
[19:04] ---
    Call me Pets.
[19:07] ---
    Pez? Like the candy?
[19:08] ---
    No, with a "t" in it.
    Since Hetada has one.
[19:12] ---
    Oh, okay. Wait, what?
[19:14] ---
    Do you have a nickname?
[19:16] ---
    Not really...
[19:18] ---
    Okay, hold on.
    "Kana Koumoto," right?
[19:23] ---
    So...
[19:26] ---
    Kana-bun! Kana-bun! Kana-bun!
[19:32] ---
    Are you all right, Kana-bun?
[19:39] ---
    The beach?
[19:41] ---
    What were you doing?
[19:43] ---
    You're such a handful.
[19:45] ---
    S-Sorry.
[19:48] ---
    I'm the one at fault.
[19:50] ---
    Forget that stuff.
[19:52] ---
    Yeah, she's not going anymore.
[19:55] ---
    She decided not to migrate.
[19:59] ---
    She wants to hang
    with us some more.
[20:02] ---
    R-Really?
[20:05] ---
    Pets...
[20:06] ---
    Sorry for keeping quiet about leaving
    and saying those mean things.
[20:12] ---
    It's okay. It's okay!
[20:17] ---
    Kana-bun... We'll always
    be together from now on.
[20:22] ---
    Yeah.
[20:32] ---
    Like I said,
    I'm a government employee.
[20:36] ---
    That hag just isn't
    answering the phone.
[20:53] ---
    You're going?
[20:59] ---
    Is that okay with you?

Season 1

6 - Full Flat

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[00:32] ---
    I said we're under construction!
[00:41] ---
    Ow. Ow...
[00:46] ---
    Wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait...
[00:55] ---
    Dammit...
[01:02] ---
    Don't get in my way!
[01:13] ---
    You're pretty good.
[01:41] ---
    High school girls
    are so complicated.
[02:24] ---
    Computing estimated
    plant startup time.
[02:28] ---
    Startup in approximately
    34 hours and 43 minutes.
[02:34] ---
    Hello?
[02:36] ---
    Less than two days before startup.
    It's the same all over the world.
[02:41] ---
    Oh? I plan on getting
    on a 5:00 p.m. flight tomorrow.
[02:46] ---
    Sounds like you're going on a trip.
[02:48] ---
    It's a trip of sorts.
[02:50] ---
    A Mars tour with select emigrants.
[02:53] ---
    Oh, I wonder
    if Mars has hot springs?
[02:57] ---
    Thanks for your hard work.
[02:58] ---
    Are you listening?
[03:06] ---
    Everyone's just
    thinking of themselves...
[03:22] ---
    What's first period?
[03:24] ---
    Math? Though I'm
    sure it'll be self-study.
[03:28] ---
    Shouldn't they just close school?
[03:30] ---
    Probably.
[03:32] ---
    But if they did,
    there's nothing to do.
[03:35] ---
    We could go to Kana's place.
[03:37] ---
    She's been out a while.
[03:42] ---
    I guess we should
    give her some space, huh?
SIGN    Regional Unrest, Government on Alert
[04:18] ---
    Bunta, change the channel.
[04:21] ---
    They're all the same.
    Just showing reruns.
[04:25] ---
    Sis!
[04:26] ---
    Feeling better, Kana?
[04:28] ---
    Yeah. I'm going out for a bit.
[04:31] ---
    To where?
[04:32] ---
    Work.
[04:45] ---
    You could've taken the day off.
[04:48] ---
    There aren't many customers.
    They're saying the world's ending.
[04:53] ---
    Though I'll keep making
    soba here till the end.
[04:57] ---
    Here you go!
[05:06] ---
    Thank you for waiting.
[05:09] ---
    I believe... I ordered cold soba.
[05:17] ---
    But that's your usual order.
[05:21] ---
    I felt like eating
    cold noodles today.
[05:24] ---
    I'm sorry, but...
[05:28] ---
    Why not keep it the same?
[05:29] ---
    Keep what?
[05:31] ---
    Why can't it be
    like it's always been?
[05:36] ---
    I want things to be
    as they've always been.
[05:45] ---
    Keep things the same, huh?
[05:57] ---
    It's so hot! I'm so sluggish.
[06:00] ---
    We should've ditched.
[06:02] ---
    Wanna grab a bite?
[06:03] ---
    Nothing's open.
[06:05] ---
    Yeah, probably.
[06:39] ---
    So lame.
[06:41] ---
    An adult pretending
    to be a high school punk?
[06:44] ---
    I'm neither.
[06:47] ---
    Did you smoke before?
[06:50] ---
    I wasn't able to quit.
    What's with you?
[06:53] ---
    Man, my back hurts.
[06:56] ---
    You're getting old.
[06:58] ---
    Aliens don't age.
    I'm 19 today and tomorrow.
[07:05] ---
    Tomorrow, huh.
[07:08] ---
    I first tried smoking when
    I was 17, during summer.
[07:12] ---
    Adolescence...
[07:15] ---
    I never imagined
    I'd end up like this...
[07:19] ---
    That's gloomy...
[07:20] ---
    Yeah.
[07:29] ---
    I kinda feel like
    shooting up some fireworks...
[07:34] ---
    ...but just the two
    of us wouldn't be fun.
[07:38] ---
    Yeah.
[07:51] ---
    Do you have a light?
[08:10] ---
    Okay! Let's take roll!
[08:13] ---
    Oh, big one.
[08:14] ---
    Like I'm shedding skin?
[08:17] ---
    As expected...
[08:25] ---
    That was a long walk.
[08:28] ---
    My feet are gonna fall off. And stink.
[08:30] ---
    Hey.
[08:42] ---
    The ocean is big and vast.
[08:50] ---
    I don't remember
    the lyrics after that.
[08:55] ---
    That's awful.
[08:57] ---
    Wait. How'd it go?
[09:00] ---
    The moon rises and the sun sets.
[09:05] ---
    That's it! And the last part?
[09:07] ---
    There's more to it?
[09:09] ---
    I'm sure there is.
[09:12] ---
    I want to go to another country.
[09:28] ---
    Hey, Pets! Have a nice trip!
[09:33] ---
    Take care!
[09:35] ---
    See you! Don't forget about us!
[09:52] ---
    Go, go, go, go!
[09:53] ---
    Wait up, Mossan!
[10:06] ---
    The sparkling ocean
    burns into memory.
[10:10] ---
    We're unable to fly
    as the day ends.
[10:13] ---
    I knew for a long time.
[10:17] ---
    I knew, but I
    pretended not to notice.
[10:21] ---
    I thought if I pretended long
    enough, it would stay the same.
[10:28] ---
    But...
[11:06] ---
    Huh?
[11:17] ---
    Aw, they left.
[11:20] ---
    I wonder what Mars
    is like. Is it fun?
[11:23] ---
    I dunno. I would've liked to go.
[11:29] ---
    I...
[11:36] ---
    I...
[11:46] ---
    There you are!
[11:50] ---
    Oops.
[11:53] ---
    Hey, this isn't
    the time to be napping!
[12:02] ---
    Haruko-san?
[12:03] ---
    Why?
[12:04] ---
    Explanations later.
[12:10] ---
    It's time...
[12:13] ---
    Hurry, Raharu!
[12:30] ---
    What? It's moving?
[12:32] ---
    What'll happen now?
[12:34] ---
    I don't like bad endings.
[12:36] ---
    With me and her...
[12:40] ---
    ...we'll send it flying!
SIGN    A few hours later
[12:47] ---
    Fly?
[12:48] ---
    Yeah, to Mars.
[12:51] ---
    We don't know how many
    we can actually transfer.
[12:54] ---
    But even if there's a small chance...
[12:58] ---
    Kana-bun's N.O.
[13:00] ---
    Yeah.
[13:01] ---
    If it's Kana Koumoto's power...
[13:03] ---
    ...that can wipe out
    an immense mecha in a flash...
[13:07] ---
    Well, I don't care how it's done...
[13:12] ---
    I won't let it end this way.
[13:15] ---
    Yeah. Let's do all we can.
[13:19] ---
    Acting cool all of a sudden...
[13:23] ---
    I'm a boring guy just
    struggling for survival.
[13:33] ---
    Then show me your best struggle.
[13:44] ---
    Well...
[13:49] ---
    It's time to make them yelp!
[13:57] ---
    Ow...
[14:19] ---
    The school!
[14:28] ---
    What? No way!
[14:31] ---
    Is this okay?
    Your city is going away.
[14:36] ---
    Only your forehead
    can do something.
[14:39] ---
    You gonna stay quiet and watch?
[14:43] ---
    Things don't stay the same forever.
[14:47] ---
    You know that's impossible.
[14:51] ---
    The city and its
    surroundings change. We all age.
[14:55] ---
    Precious things disappear.
[14:58] ---
    But since they do,
[15:01] ---
    why not have the same smile as always?
[15:04] ---
    - But how should I...
[15:05] ---
    I dunno. I'm not you.
[15:10] ---
    Kana...
[15:12] ---
    You're going to battle that thing?
[15:35] ---
    You look ready.
[15:40] ---
    I love my friends!
[15:45] ---
    She's shouting?
[15:46] ---
    Not just my friends!
    I love everyone!
[15:52] ---
    Nice. Give 'em
    everything you've got.
[16:03] ---
    You showed. But it
    won't be like before...
[16:18] ---
    This is getting fun.
[16:21] ---
    Outnumbered thirty to one!
    This is getting ridiculous!
[16:38] ---
    Hey, don't stand there!
    Hurry up and let 'em have it!
[16:45] ---
    I-I love everyone!
    They're important to me!
[16:49] ---
    I love spending time with them!
[16:53] ---
    Oh, I said love again...
[16:56] ---
    I don't have a dream for my future!
[17:00] ---
    I don't know what I want yet...
[17:05] ---
    I wanted things to stay
    the same forever...
[17:09] ---
    I didn't want to believe
    things would end...
[17:15] ---
    I knew that
    it wouldn't last forever...
[17:19] ---
    But I didn't want to believe it...
[17:31] ---
    Still... That doesn't mean...
[17:34] ---
    Um, I'm not saying it right...
[17:40] ---
    Why?
[17:46] ---
    Jeez! Are you still worried
    about what others think?
[17:51] ---
    Shout it out, 17 year old!
[18:04] ---
    The exotic reaction...
[18:06] ---
    What's that?
[18:08] ---
    She looks so cool...
[18:28] ---
    I was always alone.
[18:33] ---
    I longed to have friends.
[18:37] ---
    I didn't want to be by myself.
[18:41] ---
    I was scared
    of not being liked...
[18:44] ---
    So I was sensitive
    to what others thought...
[18:49] ---
    Ended up butting in...
[18:51] ---
    Yet I relied on others...
    Got into fights...
[18:54] ---
    Just went in circles!
    Created a persona!
[18:58] ---
    Moved with the flow! Was annoying!
[19:00] ---
    But I know all that!
[19:04] ---
    And now I'm not
    scared of not being liked!
[19:23] ---
    We're floating!
[19:24] ---
    Did I lose weight?
[19:25] ---
    It's anti-gravitational force!
[19:30] ---
    Why, Pets?
[19:33] ---
    Why did you leave?
[19:35] ---
    We never made up...
    I never said goodbye!
[19:41] ---
    What's that?
[19:43] ---
    Whoa.
[19:45] ---
    The naked... focal point!
[19:57] ---
    This is outside the scope
    of our calculations!
[20:00] ---
    At this rate,
    space-time itself will...
[20:11] ---
    This is horrible, Pets!
[20:13] ---
    Let me thank you!
[20:16] ---
    Let me at least say goodbye!
[20:18] ---
    After all, we're friends!
[20:21] ---
    I-It's so lonely, Pets...
[20:25] ---
    I'm lonely...
[20:27] ---
    So lonely...
[20:29] ---
    But...
[20:31] ---
    Even so, I like it here...
[20:35] ---
    I'm staying here as always...
[20:41] ---
    ...and walking in this city.
[20:53] ---
    Pets!
[20:56] ---
    I love you!
[22:00] ---
    Bye, Mom!
[22:02] ---
    See you later!
[22:18] ---
    Every day is drifiting
    in a pink light.
[22:23] ---
    It's too bright for eyes swollen from crying,
[22:27] ---
    and my head really hurts...
[22:30] ---
    But the familiar view
    is somehow novel.
[22:35] ---
    Even if tomorrow's
    a gathering of yesterdays...
[22:43] ---
    ...I will...
[22:46] ---
    in this city...
[22:48] ---
    Kana!
[22:50] ---
    Morning!

Season 2

Season 2

1 - Re: Start

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[00:16] ---
    The world's destroyed
    before it becomes beautiful.
[00:20] ---
    This is the world I envisioned.
[00:22] ---
    This is how the world
    should have been.
[00:26] ---
    But in this world...
[00:28] ---
    Only my body is rotting.
[00:31] ---
    Becoming decayed.
[00:33] ---
    Maybe this is how
    I should have been.
[00:39] ---
    Maybe this was my true self.
[00:48] ---
    But then finally, I remember...
[00:51] ---
    That I am still only
    a junior high student...
[00:56] ---
    That I wasn't
    thinking about anything...
[00:59] ---
    And that nothing amazing
    has ever happened here...
[03:05] ---
    Hold it right there.
[03:07] ---
    How many times
    do I have to tell you?
[03:10] ---
    Before you come downstairs,
    say "Good Morning!"
[03:15] ---
    So let's give it another go!
[03:17] ---
    Three, two...
[03:22] ---
    Your tsundere persona is getting
    polished every day, Hidomi-chan.
[03:27] ---
    I understand there are
    customers who come for that...
[03:30] ---
    ...but I'm your mom after all.
[03:34] ---
    What about breakfast?
[03:36] ---
    I can add this week's special
    with the usual morning set.
[03:39] ---
    Sauteed natto.
[03:44] ---
    I don't want any.
[03:45] ---
    Yeah? Then have a good day.
[03:50] ---
    But before you go. Three, two...
[03:53] ---
    Good morning, Mommy.
[04:21] ---
    Good morning!
[04:23] ---
    Morning, Hidomi!
[04:27] ---
    Morning...
[04:29] ---
    Nothing'll come out if you keep
    teasing it endlessly like that.
[04:32] ---
    She knew that and kept
    swirling, twirling, whirling...
[04:36] ---
    And I was in
    heaven for eternity...
[04:38] ---
    You okay, Ide-kun?
[04:40] ---
    So what happened
    to you yesterday, Ide?
[04:43] ---
    Huh? Yesterday, you ask?
[04:46] ---
    That teacher spent the night at
    your place, right? What happened?
[04:51] ---
    Well, I'll leave that
    to your imagination.
[04:55] ---
    Wow!
[04:57] ---
    For reals? Seriously?
[04:59] ---
    Congratulations, I guess.
[05:02] ---
    Well, yeah...
[05:04] ---
    It's real?
[05:05] ---
    Oh yeah. What was the "secret
    plan" you mentioned yesterday?
[05:08] ---
    Oh, that.
[05:12] ---
    What's that?
[05:13] ---
    Art gallery.
[05:14] ---
    Art gallery?
[05:15] ---
    For reals?
[05:16] ---
    Women are suckers for
    these things. Got it, boys?
[05:20] ---
    You seem to have
    a different persona, Ide.
[05:22] ---
    It's not about my character...
[05:25] ---
    Looking at art and thinking about
    the world we live in. The universe?
[05:28] ---
    Scrutinize it? Peek in from a gap?
[05:31] ---
    I'm interested in the philosophical...
[05:35] ---
    You're not interested in that.
[05:37] ---
    That's not true! Well, honestly I'm
    not interested in fine art like this...
[05:42] ---
    ...but look. If we go see
    a beautiful night scene like this...
[05:46] ---
    ...we could
    deepen our relationship.
[05:48] ---
    Relationship!
[05:50] ---
    Wow...
[05:51] ---
    Ide... Ide... Why you, Ide...
[06:03] ---
    When are you pulling
    the trigger on your relationship?
[06:07] ---
    What are we talking about?
[06:08] ---
    Your grown-up art gallery...
[06:10] ---
    Mori-kun, let's not talk about that.
[06:13] ---
    Huh?
[06:13] ---
    Why don't we talk about
    your fashion sense today?
[06:17] ---
    What about it?
[06:17] ---
    What's with your style?
[06:19] ---
    This is unisex. Right, Marco?
    This is totally unisex, right?
[06:24] ---
    I guess so...
[06:26] ---
    What's unisex?
[06:27] ---
    You're so outdated. If you bring
    gender into fashion these days...
[06:31] ---
    ...they'll lock you in a nursing home!
[06:34] ---
    Really?
[06:35] ---
    That's right. Plenty of
    guys wear skirts nowadays.
[06:38] ---
    Do they, Marco? Can old farts...
[06:41] ---
    ...who look like they sleep
    on benches till dawn wear skirts?
[06:44] ---
    Who's an old fart?
[06:45] ---
    I think anyone can
    wear whatever they like.
[06:49] ---
    Right? That's the truth!
[06:51] ---
    Fine, just quit
    showing your underwear.
[06:53] ---
    I'm not showing it to you.
    You're the one looking.
[06:57] ---
    I'm not trying to, but I can see it.
    Anyone instinctively would.
[07:01] ---
    Right, Marco?
[07:02] ---
    I guess.
[07:04] ---
    You don't need
    to look at my panties.
[07:06] ---
    They're briefs, not panties.
[07:08] ---
    Because you can look at Miss
    Shimazaki's panties all you want!
[07:12] ---
    What are you saying!
    Don't be stupid! You're so dumb!
[07:27] ---
    Good morning.
    Please repeat after me.
[07:29] ---
    Good morning.
    Please repeat after me.
[07:33] ---
    Sit down.
[07:36] ---
    We're already sitting.
[07:38] ---
    Marvelous.
[07:41] ---
    Full house then.
[07:44] ---
    For today's subject,
    I'd like ask you, today's youth...
[07:46] ---
    ...who are starting
    an understandably regrettable day.
[07:50] ---
    Yeah, he's wearing a uniform
    
    Why a uniform?
    
    No other boy would wear a uniform
    
    Really? Couldn't be
    
    I'm serious I saw him
    
    Did you get a good look? Not just a glance
    
    That bag! It has to be!
    
    Bag, haha! That's hilarious
    
    I know, right!
    
    Awesome if true
    
    So weird
    
    What about his hands?
    
    I only saw his face
[07:50] ---
    What is the most important thing
    for you, society's weakest links?
[07:55] ---
    You over there.
[07:56] ---
    I don't know.
[07:57] ---
    Correct.
[07:58] ---
    I saw Miss Shima come out of a run-down apartment
    
    Then Ide came out
    
    How old is Miss Shima
    
    Really old
    
    Did she spend the night at Ide's?
    
    So he's lost his virginity?!
    
    (>m<)
    
    Whoa...
    
    He'll stop acting like a virgin now
[07:59] ---
    
[08:03] ---
    I bet he called her teacher~!
    
    Or Miss Shima! haha
    
    Ugh, doing it with a teacher is so gross
    
    Well, Miss Shima's so plain lol
    They make a good couple lol
[08:09] ---
    It's been one week since I was
    assigned to this class. That is all...
[08:13] ---
    ...I want to teach you.
[08:17] ---
    Now we'll begin
    the lesson plan.
[08:19] ---
    Teacher...
[08:21] ---
    We shouldn't do this...
[08:22] ---
    Teacher...
[08:24] ---
    This is wrong...
[08:26] ---
    Teacher....
[08:29] ---
    T-Teacher... Teacher... T...
[08:30] ---
    I'm going to get in trouble...
    I'm gonna get in trouble!
[08:33] ---
    Teacher, I can't...
[08:34] ---
    Look at this... It's so big...
[08:37] ---
    T-Teacher...
[08:40] ---
    What's she making her watch?
[08:42] ---
    From the audio... It's bad.
    Real naughty.
[08:46] ---
    Next.
[08:53] ---
    Next.
[08:59] ---
    You could react a little.
[09:02] ---
    You don't want to hit adolescence
    when you're over the hill.
[09:05] ---
    Okay, we've had enough here.
[09:09] ---
    Who's next?
[09:11] ---
    Me!
[09:12] ---
    Oh, I don't need to test you, Ide-kun.
[09:15] ---
    Who's next?
[09:16] ---
    Me!
[09:17] ---
    Mori, what do you see?
[09:19] ---
    It's...
[09:20] ---
    What is this?
[09:41] ---
    Princess, may I have a napkin?
[09:44] ---
    Is my avocado
    parfait ready yet?
[09:47] ---
    Hidomi-chan,
    I'd like more coffee please.
[09:51] ---
    Princess is best like that...
[09:55] ---
    I love it when she looks
    down at us with those eyes.
[09:59] ---
    Same here.
[10:03] ---
    You're on fire, princess. You have
    what it takes to be a champ...
[10:09] ---
    Thanks, Hidomi-chan.
    I couldn't have done it without you.
[10:15] ---
    But I guess I need
    to hire someone soon.
[10:19] ---
    I shouldn't waste your valuable
    time with helping out at the cafe.
[10:30] ---
    The plant here is the same.
[10:33] ---
    Even the sound it makes.
[10:38] ---
    I wonder where he is now?
[10:49] ---
    I've been thinking lately...
[10:51] ---
    Maybe it's time we stop
    waiting for him in this city.
[10:58] ---
    Sorry. I shouldn't say things
    like this. But you're now...
[11:03] ---
    Mommy. You know what?
[11:22] ---
    Hidomi-chan!
[11:25] ---
    That was a close one, ma'am.
[11:29] ---
    She was about to overflow.
[11:32] ---
    Overflow?
[11:36] ---
    Strange.
    I thought it was a fatal hit.
[11:39] ---
    Fatal hit?
[11:41] ---
    Unfortunately, ma'am, your
    daughter is completely fine.
[11:45] ---
    That's unfortunate?
[11:46] ---
    Hidomi-chan!
[11:48] ---
    Are you okay? Are you hurt?
[11:54] ---
    Hey, that's mine!
[11:55] ---
    Nothing's playing.
[11:57] ---
    Give it back!
[12:02] ---
    Where did you buy this?
[12:04] ---
    It's not something anyone can get.
[12:08] ---
    This...
[12:12] ---
    Someone gave this to me.
[12:14] ---
    You should keep it off.
    It doesn't suit you.
[12:19] ---
    Pretending not to hear.
    That's your thing, right?
[12:23] ---
    When you're paused like that,
    your body will just rot away.
[12:29] ---
    Is that what you want to become?
[12:39] ---
    W-Wait a minute!
[12:42] ---
    I will take full responsibility for
    your daughter retaining her life.
[12:48] ---
    Oh. By the way.
[12:50] ---
    Be careful of
    the woman on the Vespa.
[12:58] ---
    Hidomi-chan!
    Did you see her plate numbers?
[13:01] ---
    It's a hit and run! Don't be
    an irresponsible adult like that!
[13:05] ---
    What is... with her?
[13:07] ---
    But she was kinda cool...
[13:11] ---
    What?
[13:18] ---
    There's nothing I want to be.
[13:21] ---
    There's nothing I want to do.
[13:24] ---
    There isn't an image I want to be.
[13:27] ---
    I have nothing.
[13:29] ---
    All that's there is... zero.
[13:56] ---
    W-What is this!
[14:04] ---
    Hidomi-chan?
[14:05] ---
    Hidomi-chan!
[14:07] ---
    Mom...
[14:37] ---
    Hibajiri-san?
[14:41] ---
    Um... Ide-kun?
[14:50] ---
    It's starting to move!
[14:53] ---
    What is that?
[14:55] ---
    I don't know either.
    I was walking home and...
[14:58] ---
    This late?
[15:00] ---
    It came out of nowhere.
[15:02] ---
    From where?
[15:04] ---
    F-From my head.
[15:14] ---
    We should be safe here...
[15:35] ---
    Dammit! What's going on?
[15:40] ---
    N-No!
[15:41] ---
    Dammit!
[16:55] ---
    I see. Now I get it.
[17:04] ---
    Hey! Where's the one
    who pulled that out of you?
[17:09] ---
    Answer me! You were hit.
[17:12] ---
    By the woman on a Vespa!
[17:15] ---
    Ves...pa?
[17:21] ---
    U-Um...
[17:23] ---
    Who are you?
    What about Ide-kun?
[17:28] ---
    I'm going to take care of his
    wounds. You should head home.
[17:33] ---
    Hey, wait!
[17:34] ---
    Oh, by the way.
[17:38] ---
    That looks good on you.
[18:12] ---
    Well, I'm glad nothing
    happened to you, Hidomi-chan.
[18:20] ---
    I was worried you
    ran away from home.
[18:28] ---
    But if you're going to run
    away, do it with a bang.
[18:31] ---
    Just don't break
    the house next time.
[18:43] ---
    W-Why?
[18:45] ---
    She said she'll take responsibility
    for yesterday. Introduce yourself.
[18:50] ---
    The name's Jinyu.
[18:56] ---
    Ide! What's with
    all those bandages?
[18:59] ---
    What happened?
[19:02] ---
    Well, a lot happened.
    A lot of things.
[19:08] ---
    Lots of things?
[19:24] ---
    Today, as you start a disastrous
    day as modern-day youth...
[19:30] ---
    ...I, as the clear structural winner
    in life, would like to present you...
[19:34] ---
    Takeshi likes Emily, right?
    
    For real?!
    
    Really?!
    
    I didn't know that!
    
    Then he's free now!
    
    Chance!!
    
    Chance!!
    
    Go!!
    
    You'll never get a chance like this again!!
    
    Go with the flow
    
    Huh?
    
    You mean me?!
    
    You'll do it, right?
[19:35] ---
    ...very important banter on
    how to live in this universe.
[19:39] ---
    You there.
[19:40] ---
    Ah.
[19:41] ---
    Correct.
[19:43] ---
    She's free, after all
    
    Huh?
    
    Yeah, fair game hah
    
    Free!
    
    Hang on!
    
    Don't say you're not interested now!
    
    What'll it be Take-chan!
    
    You guys...
    
    You've gotta do
    
    You'd better do it!
[19:43] ---
    
[19:45] ---
    
[19:48] ---
    She'll never be free like this again!
    
    Yep
    
    She's free, good and free!
    
    Free flee! flee free
    
    Free fooly
    
    Fooly free?
    
    Fooly cooly?
[19:53] ---
    ...I know those who live contently by
    fulfilling animalistic sexual urges...
[19:56] ---
    I gave so, so much,
    but there was little output.
[19:59] ---
    I have no use for
    a piece-of-scum bug...
[20:02] ---
    Fooly... cooly...
[20:04] ---
    I don't want all of you
    to be that non-existent youth.
[20:09] ---
    I want all of you to become
    adults of cosmological scale!
[20:09] ---
    You've gotta do
    
    You'd better do it!
    
    She'll never be free like this again!
    
    Yep
    
    She's free, good and free!
    
    Free flee! flee free
    
    Free fooly
    
    Fooly free?
    
    Fooly cooly?
    
    Fooly cooly??
    
    Fooly cooly???
    
    Fooly cooly ヽ(°0°°)?
    
    Fooly cooly
    
    Fooly cooly!!?
    
    FLCL
    
    Fooly cooly!!!!!
    
    fooly cooly
    
    FL--CL--
    
    Fooly cooly
    
    flcl!
[20:13] ---
    You don't need wings to go
    venture out into the universe.
[20:15] ---
    Who would ride
    a four-wheeled car with wings?
[20:19] ---
    You must not become
    that kind of adult.
[20:21] ---
    You do not need four wheels.
    You only need two!
[20:24] ---
    As loaches gather
    underneath a willow tree!
[20:27] ---
    There is a lot of gravity underneath
    all of you! You must conquer it!
[20:27] ---
    Fooly cooly???
    Fooly cooly ヽ(°0°°)?
    Fooly cooly
    Fooly cooly!!?
    FLCL
    Fooly cooly!!!!!
    fooly cooly
    FL--CL--
    Fooly cooly
    flcl!
    Fooly! Cooly!
    FLCLFLCLFLCL
    Fooly cooly!
    Fooly cooly!!
    FLCL!!Fooly cooly!
    FLCL
    Fooolyycooolyy
    fooly cooly!
    Fooly!! Cooly!!!
    Fooly cooly fooly cooly
    Fooly! Cooly!
    FLCL
    Fooly coooly
    Fooly Cooly fooly cooly
    F!L!C!L!
    Fooly cooly -ly-
    FLCL !
    Fooly!! Cooly!!!!
    Fooly cooly Fooly cooly
    Fooly! Cooly!
[20:31] ---
    Stand up, youth!
    Do whatever you want!
[20:34] ---
    As least adequate as you can
    possibly be! Completely sloppily!
[20:37] ---
    Born to be mild!
[21:03] ---
    Finally, the real one appears.

Season 2

2 - Freebie Honey

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[00:04] ---
    "Bow wow!" You can't
    bark like that anymore.
[00:08] ---
    Because everything on
    this planet is burned and crushed.
[00:13] ---
    Humans are dead and stinking!
[00:16] ---
    And the doggie is "nom,
    nom, nom" like it's a feast.
[00:20] ---
    Now isn't food important after all?
[00:23] ---
    Because you are what you eat.
[00:26] ---
    So when someone eats something
    they shouldn't, what happens?
[00:31] ---
    Well, that person becomes
    something they're not, meaning...
[00:38] ---
    Oh, here he comes.
[00:41] ---
    He's so cute.
[00:42] ---
    Is he searching for something?
[00:45] ---
    Oh, it appears he smells something.
[00:48] ---
    Oh, this one's adorable too.
[00:51] ---
    Cameraman, please zoom in.
[00:53] ---
    I can't read their expression,
    so I'm not sure how they feel.
[00:58] ---
    But that's what's
    so cute about them.
[01:41] ---
    Oh! Fantastic!
[01:43] ---
    Unlike their delightful
    entrance, that's savage!
[01:48] ---
    Thank you, world!
[01:50] ---
    I am devoured once again today,
    totally and neatly split open.
[01:56] ---
    And I finally remember.
[01:59] ---
    That I wasn't thinking about anything.
[02:04] ---
    That we're on planet Earth and...
[02:09] ---
    We're on planet Earth and...
[02:13] ---
    What was I saying?
[02:26] ---
    maid
[02:27] ---
    No!
[02:30] ---
    Mixy-mixy curry rice needs to be
    mixed in front of the customer...
[02:36] ---
    ...so don't mix it beforehand!
[02:43] ---
    Oh. Good morning, Hidomi-chan.
[02:46] ---
    Hidomi, be careful
    of the Vespa woman...
[02:50] ---
    Next, bittersweet
    unrequited love parfait!
[02:53] ---
    Have a nice day.
[02:55] ---
    Thanks.
[02:57] ---
    Hidomi! The Vespa woman...
[03:14] ---
    Hello! It's Miss Haruko!
[03:23] ---
    The world is
    overflowing irresponsibly.
[03:26] ---
    Wherever you look, there
    are many who defile others...
[03:29] ---
    ...and their surroundings
    with selfish delusions.
[03:32] ---
    And I believe this is the fault of the
    adults of this world, including me.
[03:38] ---
    I'm so sorry.
[03:40] ---
    I'm no longer able to think that way. Pupipi.
[03:47] ---
    Even if I think of this planet...
[03:50] ---
    A mole I didn't notice before...
    Or the hair that grows out of it.
[03:54] ---
    I keep thinking about those things.
[03:57] ---
    World. Universe.
    I really don't care.
[04:00] ---
    It's not my fault
    anyway. Pu-pu-pu.
[04:04] ---
    Pu-pu-pu...
[04:05] ---
    Pu-pi-pu.
[04:07] ---
    Pu-pi-pu...
[04:07] ---
    Miss Haruko! Miss Haruko!
[04:11] ---
    You are good kids.
[04:13] ---
    Well, I'm hungry, so the rest
    of class is self-study time.
[04:17] ---
    And the class album is
    finished now, so please take a look.
[04:24] ---
    An album?
[04:26] ---
    Oh! I remember Sports Day...
[04:29] ---
    Yeah, it was epic.
[04:31] ---
    Miss Haruko's wicked pitch where
    she lets them hit to get an easy out.
[04:34] ---
    Miss Haruko's last round full base
    comeback line drive to the pitcher...
[04:39] ---
    - It was awesome.
[04:40] ---
    - Legendary!
[04:43] ---
    It was so fun...
[04:46] ---
    After-School UFO!
[04:47] ---
    We signaled a UFO after school and
    invited an esper to the cultural fair.
[04:52] ---
    During the spoon-bending contest,
    she bent her foe's fingers and won!
[04:58] ---
    We used the school building
    to make a bonfire at the after party.
[04:58] ---
    Campfire
[05:02] ---
    - Burn, burn, burn.
[05:05] ---
    - These are all great memories.
[05:07] ---
    - Flames, burn bright.
[05:08] ---
    - This class is the best.
[05:10] ---
    Yes, we are blessed.
[05:11] ---
    Flare up the tinders.
[05:16] ---
    And burn into the sky too!
[05:27] ---
    Hibaji.
[05:28] ---
    Can you deliver this?
[05:31] ---
    For Ide. Since he's absent today.
[05:35] ---
    But why me?
[05:37] ---
    I don't know.
[05:39] ---
    Why is it?
[05:41] ---
    Because you're close? Huh?
[05:44] ---
    Why?
[05:45] ---
    I don't know.
[05:53] ---
    Thanks!
[06:03] ---
    Mom, this place is boring.
[06:06] ---
    It sure is outdated looking.
[06:19] ---
    What is this?
[06:21] ---
    He's so big!
[06:22] ---
    He's really hard!
[06:46] ---
    How long do I need to work?
[06:54] ---
    Hey, princess.
[06:56] ---
    What are you doing here?
[06:58] ---
    Oh, it's you...
[07:00] ---
    Princess, do you want to become a pro?
[07:04] ---
    You can do it. You'd be a phenomenon...
[07:06] ---
    She won't be a pro!
[07:09] ---
    Leave her alone, sir.
[07:11] ---
    You have Latin blood in you, eh?
[07:14] ---
    Um, yes.
[07:16] ---
    Do you want to become a pro?
[07:19] ---
    You can do it.
    You'd be a phenomenon...
[07:22] ---
    Sir, there aren't lots of
    phenomena lying around.
[07:27] ---
    Let's go.
[07:31] ---
    You have a fine fist. You sure
    you don't want to become a pro?
[07:36] ---
    What kind?
[07:37] ---
    Uh, let's see...
[07:44] ---
    You're delivering a worksheet to Ide?
[07:47] ---
    Yeah.
[07:49] ---
    This isn't a place
    a woman should come alone.
[07:59] ---
    Hibajiri, are you sure you
    want to see the real Ide?
[08:04] ---
    What do you mean?
[08:05] ---
    Well, you're going to see
    it even if you say no.
[08:11] ---
    Look.
[08:30] ---
    Hey! Keep it moving!
[08:32] ---
    You've got no grit, you fools!
[08:36] ---
    Sir, yes, sir!
[08:40] ---
    Who do you think feeds
    you good-for-nothings?
[08:52] ---
    Look at that body unsuited
    for a middle schooler!
[08:55] ---
    That beautiful, sculpted body that
    is comparable but superior to mine!
[09:00] ---
    Get working, you brat!
[09:03] ---
    Yes, sir!
[09:04] ---
    He pretends to be the class
    clown and acts dumb at school...
[09:09] ---
    ...but he's actually
    struggling to make ends meet.
[09:09] ---
    That's enough.
[09:13] ---
    Now go get another one!
[09:14] ---
    He wouldn't show that side
    of himself to any of us though.
[09:15] ---
    Yes, sir!
[09:21] ---
    You there! Keep your feet moving!
[09:25] ---
    Look at these bargains!
[09:25] ---
    Ide's Factory
[09:29] ---
    These are high-performance custom
    weapons made by this genius!
[09:34] ---
    This one's an automatic machine
    gun that can shoot 100 pebbles!
[09:37] ---
    You can use pebbles that are
    exactly 5 mm! It's very versatile!
[09:42] ---
    If you think, "I can't
    find pebbles in that size..."
[09:47] ---
    ...then I have this item for you!
[09:50] ---
    This Super Eccentric
    Almighty Pulverization Machine...
[09:53] ---
    ...can crush rocks into
    5 mm pebbles in seconds!
[09:56] ---
    You can't carry
    something like this around?
[09:58] ---
    For those who need help
    lugging this stuff, I have this!
[10:01] ---
    A 100-shot pebble machine gun...
[10:03] ---
    ...Pebble Super Eccentric Almighty
    Pulverization Machine Cart!
[10:07] ---
    As you can see...
[10:10] ---
    You wanna give it a try? All right.
[10:13] ---
    Give it a go, tough guy!
[10:16] ---
    - Hey! Stop it! Stop it! Ack!
[10:18] ---
    - Stop it.
[10:20] ---
    That means to stop...
[10:22] ---
    He's fluent in those kinds of
    English words! It breaks my heart!
[10:26] ---
    You call this trash a gun?
    Are you fucking kidding me?
[10:30] ---
    How am I supposed to kill
    someone with it? Huh?
[10:34] ---
    I don't need this shit!
[10:36] ---
    Stop! Stop it! Stop it!
[10:38] ---
    Shut up!
[10:40] ---
    Should I knock you down, punk?
[10:46] ---
    Sorry, I don't feel any pain in my heart,
[10:49] ---
    however many punches I get.
[10:54] ---
    Gah! It really hurts! Sorry, it really hurts.
[10:58] ---
    Please stop! it really hurts!
[11:01] ---
    Nerds.
[11:16] ---
    Hey!
[11:20] ---
    Mori... Hibajiri-san?
[11:29] ---
    Hibajiri-san!
[11:31] ---
    Hibajiri-san? Hey...
[11:45] ---
    Why is it always him?
[12:20] ---
    Koh-kun, I made
    tsukudani for you...
[12:23] ---
    Oh my. You brought
    another girl home?
[12:26] ---
    Oh, you dirty dog! So bad!
[12:29] ---
    Oh, to be young.
[12:31] ---
    You know, when I was young...
[12:34] ---
    No!
[12:38] ---
    Sobby... I'b okay.
[12:41] ---
    Okay...
[12:47] ---
    Oh, right. Hibajiri-san. Um...
[12:51] ---
    Interested in space?
[12:53] ---
    Um, like art? The universe?
    Like an art gallery?
[12:59] ---
    A relationship kind of like
    these stars, this nighttime scenery.
[13:05] ---
    No, no, no. Nothing suggestive
    like that, a pure companionship?
[13:10] ---
    Relationship? No no, that's not it!
[13:17] ---
    I'm sorry.
[13:18] ---
    Excuse me?
[13:20] ---
    Thanks.
[13:21] ---
    Um, sure.
[13:27] ---
    I guess...
[13:29] ---
    If it were with you,
    I'd be fine with it.
[13:34] ---
    That kind of relationship.
[13:40] ---
    Cut!
[13:42] ---
    Ide, that was perfect!
[13:45] ---
    Are you aiming for an Oscar?
[13:48] ---
    When did you get here?
[13:50] ---
    Miss Haruko?
[13:51] ---
    Let's take a short break! Rolling
    the final take next! Final take...
[13:56] ---
    Hehehe.
[14:00] ---
    Hiba... Hiba... Hibajiri!
[14:02] ---
    Don't be so rough...
[14:09] ---
    Cut it out!
[14:17] ---
    I found you.
[14:18] ---
    Let me go to
    the bathroom in peace.
[14:21] ---
    What's going on?
    Who is she? A thief?
[14:25] ---
    No! She's...
[14:27] ---
    Who are you again?
[14:28] ---
    You can't pretend you
    forgot me, Haruha Raharu.
[14:32] ---
    Answering machine.
[14:33] ---
    You can't escape from me.
[14:35] ---
    Namamugi, namagome, namanamako.
[14:38] ---
    It's fate we meet again.
    I'm going to end this.
[14:42] ---
    Ape. Oh, I lose.
[14:44] ---
    You're playing shiritori?
[14:46] ---
    Fine, I understand.
    Then we'll do this by force!
[14:55] ---
    Oh, that's how you do things?
[14:58] ---
    This is between us.
    Don't lay your hands on her.
[15:02] ---
    But it's fine to use that big hand?
[15:04] ---
    Hibajiri-san!
[15:12] ---
    Laser beam!
[15:23] ---
    I won't let you escape.
[15:28] ---
    Ide-kun!
[15:30] ---
    Take that!
[15:34] ---
    You had it tough too... Huh?
[15:39] ---
    Hello?
[15:40] ---
    Oh, Hidomi's mother. Sorry, I'm...
[15:43] ---
    I told you that a "Maid Delivery
    Purine la Mode" is our special menu.
[15:49] ---
    I'm in a middle of something!
[15:52] ---
    Will you repeat your mistake? There's
    no light at the end of this tunnel.
[15:56] ---
    Give it up.
[15:57] ---
    No way!
[16:01] ---
    Full-base comeback
    line drive to the pitcher!
[16:14] ---
    Play ball!
[16:17] ---
    You said it was a comeback hit!
[16:22] ---
    You're not going
    to reach him like this!
[16:26] ---
    Raharu!
[17:03] ---
    You can't do it alone.
    You can't reach him without me.
[17:07] ---
    Such self-confidence.
[17:09] ---
    You already know this...
    because you're me!
[17:38] ---
    One, ten, hundred, thousand!
[17:41] ---
    They call me Flaming Slugger!
[17:53] ---
    Hidomi. I warned you not
    to get involved with that woman.
[17:57] ---
    She'll only use you.
[18:00] ---
    Worst case, you could die.
[18:05] ---
    Die?
[18:20] ---
    Hidomi?
[18:31] ---
    Hidomi!
[18:44] ---
    It can't be... She overcame the
    enzyme inhibitory mechanism?
[18:48] ---
    Sex drive?
[19:04] ---
    Huh?
[19:14] ---
    What's that?
[19:21] ---
    You're looking good.
[19:27] ---
    Sexual harrassment?
[19:58] ---
    Hidomi!
[20:02] ---
    What?
[20:08] ---
    Hidomi! Hidomi!
[20:12] ---
    Ide-kun...
[20:33] ---
    Don't worry.
    You'll recover in a few hours.
[20:36] ---
    You exceeded expectations...
[20:39] ---
    Hold it right there!
[20:44] ---
    No matter how you
    look at it, that girl's mine.
[21:01] ---
    You look awful.
[21:12] ---
    Worksheet. You were absent today.

Season 2

3 - Stone Skipping

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[00:10] ---
    W-W-Where did she come from?
[00:14] ---
    Hidomi-chan is here!
[00:20] ---
    We'll devour each other
    today! With my friends!
[00:24] ---
    Friends who are former
    classmates I never talked to!
[00:29] ---
    Hooray!
[00:31] ---
    Hey... what?
[00:33] ---
    Oh no! No one's here!
[00:36] ---
    I want to feel
    the pain of being eaten!
[00:40] ---
    This one layer of skin that divides
    my body's insides and outsides...
[00:46] ---
    I want it peeled off, gnawed off...
[00:49] ---
    I want it ripped
    open with one strike!
[00:52] ---
    The cold air I feel on my broken
    skin is the temperature of the world!
[01:07] ---
    Hidomi! Hidomi!
[01:11] ---
    I told you to watch out
    for the Vespa woman.
[01:14] ---
    I told you to be careful.
[01:17] ---
    Why didn't you listen?
[01:36] ---
    Wow!
[01:43] ---
    I-I can't handle this...
[02:13] ---
    Wow...
[02:22] ---
    Miss Haruko, you're the best...
[02:33] ---
    Hey, students.
[02:35] ---
    Any of you want to put sunscreen on me?
[02:39] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[02:40] ---
    Wait.
[02:42] ---
    Mori-kun, look at the time.
[02:47] ---
    Isn't your girlfriend coming soon?
[02:50] ---
    You invited us to the beach
    because you have a new girlfriend.
[02:55] ---
    You better introduce us.
[02:57] ---
    That's right!
[02:58] ---
    That's right, my friends!
    Oh, look at the time.
[03:02] ---
    Follow me, men!
[03:13] ---
    Fine. You'll do, Hibaji.
[03:22] ---
    I'm fine with you too, Jinyu.
[03:29] ---
    Comrades!
[03:33] ---
    This is my girlfriend, Aiko-chan.
[03:36] ---
    C'mon, say something.
[03:39] ---
    Um, I'm Aiko.
    I'm dating your friend Mori-kun...
[03:44] ---
    How embarrassing!
[03:46] ---
    Even on a hot day like this,
    this pretty girl doesn't sweat.
[03:57] ---
    Say, may I ask why you
    decided to date Mori?
[04:02] ---
    U-Um... Because I like him...
[04:07] ---
    This is embarrassing.
[04:12] ---
    What's that you're holding?
[04:13] ---
    Oh this? This is a flower pot.
[04:17] ---
    Why do you carry a flower pot?
[04:18] ---
    It helps me relax.
[04:21] ---
    Relax...
[04:22] ---
    Isn't she cute?
[04:23] ---
    I'm embarrassed...
[04:26] ---
    It may not look like it,
    but it's quite expensive.
[04:28] ---
    Oh yeah?
    I wouldn't have guessed...
[04:33] ---
    She's so cute...
[04:42] ---
    Hey, what SPF is this?
[04:46] ---
    Suntan?
[04:47] ---
    Hey!
[04:52] ---
    You holding a grudge?
[04:54] ---
    The last three months...
[04:56] ---
    You've been chasing
    after me. This is nothing.
[05:03] ---
    You got what you wanted once before.
[05:06] ---
    It's time to quit.
[05:10] ---
    No way. I want
    my wish to fulfill me.
[05:15] ---
    How embarrassing!
[05:20] ---
    Attack, Number One!
[05:28] ---
    How embarrassing!
[05:30] ---
    Let's call a truce for now.
[05:34] ---
    Let me join you.
[05:42] ---
    That woman...
[05:44] ---
    What's her objective?
[05:48] ---
    The same as mine.
[05:50] ---
    Receive!
[05:52] ---
    Pu-pu-pu! Keep going!
[05:56] ---
    Then, Jinyu...
[06:00] ---
    What do you want to do?
[06:03] ---
    I was with someone amazing.
[06:07] ---
    He's big and strong,
    just straight-out amazing.
[06:11] ---
    With him, you can fly
    around anywhere in space.
[06:15] ---
    But he suddenly disappeared.
[06:19] ---
    He abandoned me.
[06:22] ---
    In the end, I wasn't his equal.
[06:25] ---
    I'm not enough for him by myself.
[06:28] ---
    But we continue to look for him.
[06:31] ---
    We?
[06:36] ---
    Miss Haruko too?
[06:38] ---
    You chase it since
    you can't catch it.
[06:41] ---
    Want to touch it
    since you can't reach it.
[06:43] ---
    You must have something like that.
[06:46] ---
    Me?
[06:47] ---
    What does Hidomi want?
[06:52] ---
    There's nothing I want to do.
[06:57] ---
    Receive!
[07:13] ---
    I want to see you next, Mori-kun.
[07:31] ---
    Blue spring... So nice.
[07:34] ---
    As an extension of our friendship?
    A delayed Spring?
[07:38] ---
    I'm content if you've
    changed your mind.
[07:40] ---
    Either way, you can't have Hidomi.
    There's no point in fighting anymore.
[07:45] ---
    What? I didn't know that.
[07:47] ---
    Brainwashing-type suppression mechanism...
[07:50] ---
    They took measures.
[07:59] ---
    By the way...
[08:03] ---
    What's so fun about this?
[08:06] ---
    Oh, I need to pee.
[08:08] ---
    I gotta go! I gotta go!
[08:17] ---
    You're not going to swim?
[08:20] ---
    What?
[08:22] ---
    No...
[08:23] ---
    Okay? Even though we're here to swim?
[08:28] ---
    What about you?
[08:30] ---
    Yes?
[08:31] ---
    Did you bring your swimsuit?
[08:33] ---
    That's not part of the plan this time.
[08:43] ---
    Did you see that? Did you?
[08:45] ---
    Aiko-chan, did you
    see my awesomeness?
[08:52] ---
    Hey. Where's Hibajiri?
[09:00] ---
    I can't find her.
[09:02] ---
    I wonder where she went.
    Miss Haruko's gone too.
[09:06] ---
    Maybe they headed home.
[09:08] ---
    What if they didn't?
[09:10] ---
    We should look again!
[09:14] ---
    Mori-kun.
[09:16] ---
    Aiko needs to go home soon.
[09:20] ---
    Oh yeah. That's right.
[09:22] ---
    Yes, yes, yes.
[09:23] ---
    I'm walking her to the station.
[09:26] ---
    O-Okay.
[09:28] ---
    Thanks.
    You're very sweet, Mori-kun.
[09:31] ---
    It's no big deal.
[09:37] ---
    Hey. I went overtime.
[09:40] ---
    I'm sorry.
[09:42] ---
    Well?
[09:43] ---
    Oh, right.
[09:45] ---
    Hold this.
[09:45] ---
    Sure.
[09:47] ---
    Did I play the character
    like you wanted?
[09:50] ---
    Yes, it was perfect!
    You were great!
[09:54] ---
    The train is leaving shortly.
[09:56] ---
    The exact amount.
[09:59] ---
    You boys think it's cute when
    girls play shy and timid, right?
[10:03] ---
    Oh, you can have that.
[10:06] ---
    It's a gift.
[10:08] ---
    W-Wow. Thank yo...
[10:10] ---
    Of course not.
[10:12] ---
    Let's pretend that we
    exchanged this with that.
[10:15] ---
    I'd be in trouble if people find
    out I'm a girlfriend for rent.
[10:19] ---
    "I bought this."
[10:22] ---
    Okay, bye.
[10:42] ---
    Marco!
[10:52] ---
    As a kid...
[10:54] ---
    Who is it?
[10:55] ---
    ...did you try and fail
    to draw a picture...
[10:58] ---
    ...of seeing fireworks
    with your family?
[11:01] ---
    Is this Jinyu?
[11:03] ---
    Where's Hidomi...
    I mean, isn't Hibajiri with you?
[11:07] ---
    You try to draw
    countless specks of light...
[11:11] ---
    ...but the only way to fill in the
    night sky is with black colored pencil.
[11:16] ---
    They were lighting up the sky.
[11:18] ---
    They were so colorful and beautiful.
[11:21] ---
    I don't get this! What are you saying?
[11:23] ---
    All beautiful things disappear.
[11:43] ---
    Oh, the first star.
[12:09] ---
    Please stop.
[12:10] ---
    Let's get to know each other...
[12:13] ---
    Stop...
[12:14] ---
    Is it here?
[12:17] ---
    No... Stop. Please.
[12:18] ---
    Uri-uri-uri...
[12:27] ---
    Just laugh.
[12:29] ---
    Don't laugh!
[12:37] ---
    Oh my. You were
    planning on having fun today.
[12:43] ---
    Tell me. Where do
    I hit you to overflow?
[12:47] ---
    Overflow?
[12:49] ---
    What are you doing, Miss Haruko?
[13:00] ---
    What? It's coming out of that one?
[13:05] ---
    I don't know what you are, but...
[13:10] ---
    Save Hibajiri!
[13:22] ---
    It's too painful to watch, Mori-kun!
[13:25] ---
    Stop crying. You're making
    me feel more pathetic.
[13:36] ---
    I don't know...
[13:38] ---
    I don't know...
[13:48] ---
    Aiko. Do you know what happened
    to the flower pot that was here?
[13:53] ---
    I dunno.
[14:09] ---
    Hey there. This is
    code name Eye Patch.
[14:12] ---
    I have a slight problem.
[14:14] ---
    What's wrong?
[14:16] ---
    I can't locate the "flower pot."
[14:18] ---
    Dammit!
[15:20] ---
    Hidomi...
[15:36] ---
    Ow...
[15:38] ---
    You're the only one
    who can save Hidomi, Ide.
[15:46] ---
    Over here.
[15:50] ---
    What happened to you?
[15:54] ---
    Never mind. We need
    to take care of that.
[15:57] ---
    Hidomi is inside of that thing!
    That's not normal, right?
[16:01] ---
    No, there was plenty
    that wasn't normal lately...
[16:04] ---
    ...but that's unacceptable!
[16:07] ---
    Please! Do something, Jinyu!
[16:10] ---
    If you can't draw fireworks...
[16:14] ---
    Try shooting one in the air.
[16:17] ---
    Do it again.
    As many times as needed!
[16:21] ---
    No. Instead,
    you should be the firework.
[16:33] ---
    Wow! This is amazing!
[17:09] ---
    I got you now!
[17:36] ---
    Hey! Hibajiri!
[17:38] ---
    Hibajiri! Hibajiri!
[17:45] ---
    Dammit. What can I do?
[17:48] ---
    Mm, she doesn't have enough yet.
[17:51] ---
    Miss Haruko...
[17:54] ---
    Episodic drama?
[17:55] ---
    Tsun-dora?
[17:56] ---
    Tsundere?
[17:59] ---
    This girl has those
    qualities, doesn't she?
[18:05] ---
    Shut up.
[18:10] ---
    Hibajiri!
[18:11] ---
    Hibajiri! Hibajiri!
[18:20] ---
    Wake up...
[18:22] ---
    Calling her name won't help.
[18:25] ---
    Leave it to teacher.
[18:28] ---
    Stop it!
[18:38] ---
    Then take off her headphones.
[18:44] ---
    Your voice will reach her.
[18:48] ---
    Don't be tricked, Ide! Don't remove...
[18:54] ---
    You can reach it...
[18:57] ---
    Deep inside of her.
[18:58] ---
    So let's do it together.
[19:03] ---
    I can do it myself!
[20:23] ---
    Hibajiri! Hibajiri!
[20:26] ---
    Dammit!
[20:27] ---
    I said to stop it! That's...
[20:34] ---
    The emergency
    system has been activated.
[20:37] ---
    There's nothing you can do.
[20:39] ---
    Jeez. Those sneaky bastards.
[20:44] ---
    It's because you tried to tempt him.
[20:46] ---
    T-That's right! You tried to...
[20:51] ---
    Hibajiri!
[20:53] ---
    Wh...
[20:55] ---
    Where did she come from?
[20:59] ---
    It's Hidomi-chan...
[21:06] ---
    Hey! Hibajiri! What was that about?
[21:10] ---
    What's wrong with this picture?
[21:12] ---
    It's like... like...
[21:17] ---
    This is what
    adolescence is all about.
[21:21] ---
    There's only one way left, Raharu.
[21:24] ---
    I guess I have to go bust in.
[21:27] ---
    Right.
[21:28] ---
    Our goals might be different,
    but the target is the same.
[21:37] ---
    Medical Mechanica.

Season 2

4 - Loopqr

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[00:12] ---
    Mori
    Goro
     (14)
[00:12] ---
    Shock!
    Did something
    happen to Hidomi!!!
[00:12] ---
    I dunno. It's because Ide jumped
    ahead of us and did this and that.
[00:23] ---
    Bow! Bow wow!
[00:24] ---
    Hibajiri Hinae
[00:24] ---
    Shock!
    Did something
    happen to Hidomi!
[00:24] ---
    I was worried since she didn't
    wake up for hours after the beach.
[00:28] ---
    But she woke up perky and happy.
    You know, I think she felt my love.
[00:34] ---
    I finally feel like
    I'm her mother now.
[00:37] ---
    Hey, there's a chopper!
    The world's upside down!
[00:41] ---
    I'm mad! Those
    crappy headphones!
[00:46] ---
    It's an emergency measure
    Medical Mechanica prepared.
[00:49] ---
    The personality change
    is likely a side effect.
[00:52] ---
    Oh, the Iron.
    That's the world smoother!
[00:57] ---
    I think she's cute...
[01:05] ---
    That's... not Hibajiri.
[01:10] ---
    Good morning!
[01:12] ---
    Here's Hidomi-chan!
[01:15] ---
    I'm Hidomi! Hidomi, that is!
[01:16] ---
    She's so cute.
[01:19] ---
    Tee hee hee. Tee hee hee.
    Tee hee hee. Tee hee hee!
[01:35] ---
    Please do something,
    Miss Haruko!
[01:39] ---
    It's because you didn't
    take off her headphones!
[01:42] ---
    I'm sorry about that.
[01:45] ---
    We don't have time to waste.
[01:48] ---
    You know what you need to do.
[01:51] ---
    You like dressing like that.
[01:53] ---
    Medical Mechanica...
[01:55] ---
    We can remove it there.
[01:58] ---
    And you and I chase after him.
[02:01] ---
    We have no other options.
[02:08] ---
    I hope I'm not late to work.
[02:14] ---
    Owww...
[02:17] ---
    Hibajiri-san! What are you doing?
[02:20] ---
    Done!
[02:23] ---
    Wow.
[02:24] ---
    In a single word... This is a song.
[02:28] ---
    A song?
[02:29] ---
    That's right!
[02:31] ---
    There's no oxygen in space.
[02:35] ---
    But the stars spin
    around and sing together!
[02:44] ---
    The musical score of the stars...
[02:47] ---
    Oh, I have to go to work.
[02:55] ---
    There's a new ride coming soon!
[02:57] ---
    Wow!
[03:04] ---
    Oh, it's time.
    Can I have my payment?
[03:07] ---
    Oh yeah. Here.
[03:12] ---
    Thank you for
    your business. Here.
[03:15] ---
    I bought this?
[03:17] ---
    That's right. See you next time.
[03:24] ---
    What's that?
[03:25] ---
    A Viking ship?
[03:27] ---
    How lame! Let's go home.
[03:29] ---
    Sorry I'm late.
[03:31] ---
    Oh. I'm glad you made it.
[03:34] ---
    Tonkichi-san, what's this?
[03:35] ---
    Oh, this is the new main attraction.
[03:42] ---
    What do you mean you
    can't find it? You ain't a kid.
[03:46] ---
    I looked everywhere!
    But it's nowhere to be found!
[03:50] ---
    How do you lose a big
    thing like a flower pot?
[03:54] ---
    Can't you make it again?
[03:56] ---
    It's a one-of-a-kind thing
    made from this guy's parts.
[03:59] ---
    There's no way we can make it
    from scratch with our technology.
[04:03] ---
    Aw, geez. Oh, have you seen
    the carved bear that was here?
[04:09] ---
    You...
[04:10] ---
    No no no, the important
    thing is the flower pot.
[04:13] ---
    That was meant for monitoring...
[04:14] ---
    I'm home.
[04:17] ---
    Yeah. We want
    to reverse the current of N.O.
[04:20] ---
    If we hypothesize it's a power that
    can pull objects from somewhere...
[04:25] ---
    I see. So we should be
    able to reverse the direction.
[04:30] ---
    That's right. And...
[04:41] ---
    One, two! Shoot, shoot!
    Now reverse the flow!
[04:45] ---
    What are you doing?
[04:48] ---
    Hey, Aiko. Welcome home.
[04:50] ---
    Oh! You're a phenomenon!
[04:54] ---
    You have a fine fist.
[04:57] ---
    You brought
    the champion guy again?
[05:00] ---
    Do you want to take
    the world with me?
[05:05] ---
    It's like a shooting star.
[05:09] ---
    There's gossip of a weirdo
    from the slums is coming here.
[05:14] ---
    I'm sorry.
[05:15] ---
    Your champion dad
    has done no wrong, girl...
[05:18] ---
    Champion...
[05:20] ---
    I'll give you this, so forgive us?
[05:23] ---
    You always give me comp tickets,
    but where do you get them from?
[05:29] ---
    Well...
[05:30] ---
    That's...
[05:32] ---
    I'd prefer tickets to a beach resort.
[05:35] ---
    The amusement park got a new
    ride, but it was a lame Viking.
[05:41] ---
    The Viking ship was installed?
[05:43] ---
    Was it really the Viking ship?
[05:46] ---
    Y-Yeah.
[05:47] ---
    Hey, it's finally...
[05:49] ---
    Yeah. This will be an issue...
[05:54] ---
    What's that about?
[05:55] ---
    Hey, Aiko. Do you know what
    happened to the carved bear...
[06:01] ---
    Thanks for taking
    part in the test run.
[06:05] ---
    No problem. It's part of my job.
[06:07] ---
    I like that about you.
[06:10] ---
    Plus, I get a bonus right?
[06:13] ---
    That's right. Why?
[06:15] ---
    Huh? Oh...
[06:18] ---
    I wanted to buy a gift.
[06:21] ---
    Dream. Dream. Why do we dream?
[06:24] ---
    Is it because it's named dream?
[06:27] ---
    Whether sleeping or waking
    dreams, I have a dream!
[06:32] ---
    I dreamt that I woke up!
[06:33] ---
    Let's go.
[06:36] ---
    Listen. Those headphones
    are deep in Hidomi's head...
[06:38] ---
    Operation!!
     Get Hidomi Back to Normal
[06:41] ---
    ...and are impossible to remove.
[06:43] ---
    She's acting funny...
[06:44] ---
    ...since they're receiving
    bizarre signals from the plant.
[06:49] ---
    Bizarre signals!
[06:50] ---
    To return her to normal, we need
    to cut off these bizarre signals.
[06:54] ---
    Here's the plan.
    We'll split into two groups...
[06:58] ---
    ...and attack the plant
    from inside and out.
[07:01] ---
    Raharu, you destroy
    the outer antenna.
[07:04] ---
    Sure, sure.
[07:05] ---
    I'll sneak in with Hidomi...
[07:07] ---
    ...destroy the facility inside,
    and unlock the headphones.
[07:10] ---
    Hey, that's my job!
[07:13] ---
    I'm not leaving her alone with you.
[07:15] ---
    W-What about me?
[07:18] ---
    Hibajiri!
[07:21] ---
    Yes! I am Hidomi-chan!
[07:44] ---
    Here we go.
[07:57] ---
    That's what I like about you...
[08:05] ---
    We're going in.
[08:06] ---
    From where?
[08:07] ---
    You know the way.
[08:09] ---
    No, I don't.
[08:12] ---
    No plan? You're full of it!
[08:15] ---
    We have to figure it out
    either way, so do something!
[08:18] ---
    Shut up! Don't order me around!
[08:21] ---
    They're no use...
[08:25] ---
    What's this treasure?
[08:26] ---
    Oh. That's Mori's girlfriend's...
[08:28] ---
    Don't touch it.
    She said it had a high price tag.
[08:31] ---
    High?
[08:32] ---
    So high!
[08:34] ---
    What are you doing!?
[08:40] ---
    Ow...
[08:47] ---
    Why won't you get it?
[08:49] ---
    He... He doesn't want...
[08:56] ---
    What did you do, Ide?
[08:58] ---
    Idiots only do stupid things.
[09:10] ---
    Even though it's
    evidence, it's a bit sad.
[09:14] ---
    Yeah. Our research made
    a lot of progress because of him.
[09:19] ---
    Well, the shell that remains of him.
[09:24] ---
    Mikan
[09:25] ---
    The owner of this shell isn't
    a living creature in our sense.
[09:29] ---
    It's much bigger. Like a being
    between living things and planets.
[09:33] ---
    Planets, huh.
[09:35] ---
    That's why its cycle
    is years long and...
[09:43] ---
    What's up?
[09:44] ---
    The flower pot.
[09:46] ---
    You lost it.
[09:47] ---
    It's moving.
[09:48] ---
    It only activates
    by reacting to N.O.
[09:51] ---
    That means the N.O...
[09:53] ---
    Got a hold of the flower pot...
    It's in reverse-flow phenomenon!
[09:59] ---
    Huh?
[10:01] ---
    They went inside your head!
    Like a vacuum cleaner!
[10:05] ---
    Hibajiri... What happened to you?
[10:09] ---
    Are you going to stay
    like this forever?
[10:13] ---
    I've always been like this.
[10:16] ---
    Always?
[10:18] ---
    I've always honestly...
[10:32] ---
    Shut up already!
[10:35] ---
    Why won't you understand?
[10:36] ---
    He doesn't want that.
[10:39] ---
    What do you know about him?
[10:43] ---
    I do know.
[10:45] ---
    Say that again and I'll kill you.
[10:48] ---
    You need to let him go. Those
    who tie him down are my enemy.
[10:52] ---
    Medical Mechanica.
[10:55] ---
    You.
[10:56] ---
    He just...
[10:58] ---
    Shut up and stop talking
    about him!
[11:01] ---
    I get what I want.
[11:04] ---
    I'm the one who'll
    make him turn around!
[11:09] ---
    You won't be able to.
[11:11] ---
    I understand all of it.
[11:13] ---
    About him, about you.
[11:17] ---
    How dare you.
[11:19] ---
    I'll say it as many times as
    you want! Join me, Raharu!
[11:23] ---
    You're me!
[11:27] ---
    Fine...
[11:29] ---
    Raharu, you finally understand!
[11:31] ---
    With you, I know we can...
[11:33] ---
    I'm going to eat you.
[11:41] ---
    Owww...
[11:42] ---
    Hibajiri? Hey, Hibajiri!
[11:45] ---
    Hibajiri!
[11:55] ---
    H-Hibajiri! C-Careful!
[11:57] ---
    I can see everything.
[12:00] ---
    Where is he? My father?
[12:05] ---
    Oh yeah, you don't have a dad.
[12:09] ---
    I don't have a mom either.
[12:11] ---
    But...
[12:12] ---
    Mommy has been waiting.
[12:14] ---
    But he won't come home!
[12:17] ---
    Hibajiri...
[12:18] ---
    If everything's destroyed,
    we can start over.
[12:21] ---
    What?
[12:22] ---
    Then Mom wouldn't be crushed,
    and Dad wouldn't leave.
[12:29] ---
    If today was an ordinary day like
    yesterday, it would've been nice.
[12:34] ---
    Hibajiri! Whoa!
[12:48] ---
    That was close.
[12:50] ---
    I don't need anything special.
[12:53] ---
    The anger, the sadness,
    the sobbing and crying.
[12:56] ---
    I don't want to hear it anymore.
[12:58] ---
    That's why this is perfect.
[13:08] ---
    Quit it, Raharu!
[13:22] ---
    Hibajiri... Whoa!
[13:24] ---
    What's going on?
[13:26] ---
    Hibajiri!
[13:31] ---
    Hibajiri!
[13:39] ---
    What's going on?
[13:44] ---
    Hibajiri! Hang on, Hibajiri!
[13:55] ---
    The headphones...
[13:57] ---
    Ide-kun...
[13:59] ---
    Hibajiri! Are you back to normal?
[14:01] ---
    No, Ide-kun...
[14:04] ---
    Hey...
[14:06] ---
    I'm going to... overflow.
[14:10] ---
    I'm going to overflow.
[14:12] ---
    Overflow...
[14:14] ---
    What are you talking about?
[14:17] ---
    Hibajiri!
[14:18] ---
    No...
[14:19] ---
    I'm going to overflow.
    I'm going to...
[14:22] ---
    No!
[14:28] ---
    No... The world is
    turning inside out.
[15:07] ---
    What? What's going on?
[15:14] ---
    Hibajiri!
[15:20] ---
    H-Hey, is that the Pirate Ki...
[15:22] ---
    No! But that power is...
[15:24] ---
    It's begun!
[15:30] ---
    H-Hibajiri-san!
[15:42] ---
    What now?
[15:59] ---
    What's going on?
[16:01] ---
    Rolling?
[16:03] ---
    W-W-Wait...
[16:06] ---
    H-Hibajiri!
[16:11] ---
    Quit it, Raharu!
[16:13] ---
    Shut up! Your sunglasses are lame!
[16:26] ---
    How dare you!
[16:29] ---
    Hibajiri!
[16:33] ---
    Hibajiri!
[16:35] ---
    Dammit!
[16:38] ---
    Hibajiri!
[16:42] ---
    Ide-kun?
[16:43] ---
    Hibajiri! You woke up...
[16:47] ---
    Ide-kun!
[16:53] ---
    Hibajiri!
[16:55] ---
    Dammit!
[17:05] ---
    Quit it, Raharu!
[17:09] ---
    Hibajiri!
[17:12] ---
    Ide-kun!
[17:14] ---
    C'mon!
[17:25] ---
    S-Sorry! I mean,
    I shouldn't be sorry...
[17:27] ---
    Whoa!
[17:28] ---
    Hidomi!
[17:35] ---
    Jinyu!
[17:38] ---
    Don't be looking away!
[17:49] ---
    Stop, Raharu!
[17:51] ---
    Shut up, lame glasses!
[17:56] ---
    Jinyu!
[17:57] ---
    Stop! Raharu!
[18:22] ---
    Jinyu!
[18:29] ---
    Jinyu-san! I-It's falling over!
[18:32] ---
    Jinyu!
[18:37] ---
    Stop!!
[19:10] ---
    The plant...
[19:13] ---
    ...stood up.
[19:28] ---
    Jinyu...
[19:31] ---
    R-Raharu...
[19:34] ---
    I just want him...
[19:37] ---
    ...to be free.
[19:42] ---
    I love him.
[19:44] ---
    That's why I want him
    to be free from me.
[19:50] ---
    You don't get it.
[19:54] ---
    Everything belongs
    to him from the start.
[19:58] ---
    Contraints. And freedom.
[20:02] ---
    There's nothing in this world
    that doesn't belong to him.
[20:09] ---
    That's that.
[20:11] ---
    You're not me.
[20:16] ---
    I see.
[20:18] ---
    Perhaps you're right.
[20:21] ---
    Come with me, Jinyu.
[21:03] ---
    C'mon. Come with me too, Hidomi.
[21:09] ---
    Hibajiri!
[21:18] ---
    I finally understand...
[21:22] ---
    ...what you want to do.
[21:27] ---
    So...
[21:31] ---
    ...I won't go with you.

Season 2

5 - Fool on the Planet

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[02:51] ---
    So it finally stood up.
[02:54] ---
    It's getting foggy.
[02:56] ---
    It'll go away once the sun's high.
[03:00] ---
    You didn't have
    to come, you know.
[03:04] ---
    Or were you scared
    that I'd throw it away?
[03:07] ---
    If this had even a fraction
    of the power it used to...
[03:12] ---
    Forget about it. Don't worry.
[03:38] ---
    Somewhere in Oozu City
[03:40] ---
    In Front of the Immigration Center Orbit Elevator
[03:44] ---
    Hey there, champ!
[03:46] ---
    Working hard "for tomorrow"?
[03:48] ---
    I did start saving money.
[03:51] ---
    Ah, that's great. Planning is an
    important aspect in life, after all.
[03:55] ---
    Don't worry. You're not
    far from the warehouse.
[04:00] ---
    Thanks.
[04:04] ---
    Whoa, it's heavy!
[04:05] ---
    Hey! That thing's rare!
    Handle it with care!
[04:08] ---
    Sorry!
[04:10] ---
    No worries. It's junk.
[04:13] ---
    Really? Do you know how much...
[04:14] ---
    I totes understand.
[04:16] ---
    I had a hard time throwing away
    the first cell phone I got, too.
[04:21] ---
    That's not what I'm talking about!
[04:28] ---
    Come on, let's go!
[04:33] ---
    I'm not into amusement parks.
    Go with Marco or something.
[04:37] ---
    He didn't come today.
    I think he had work.
[04:40] ---
    - He ditched for a part-time job?
    - You're one to talk.
[04:44] ---
    Come on! If we take a girl,
    they give you a 99% discount!
[04:48] ---
    I'll invite Aiko-chan, so please?
[04:52] ---
    Well, I didn't really
    invite Aiko-chan.
[04:56] ---
    "I want to go to the
    amusement park with you...
[05:00] ---
    ...but I'm embarrassed to ask."
[05:02] ---
    She was saying stuff like that,
    wanting to go. Hey, you listening?
[05:14] ---
    So today I have an important
    announcement to make.
[05:19] ---
    I'm going to get married!
[05:23] ---
    So that's why I decided
    to quit being a teacher today...
[05:27] ---
    ...and I'm going to be
    a normal housewife!
[05:32] ---
    Since it's goodbye,
    can you hear me out?
[05:34] ---
    About how me and my hubby met?
[05:39] ---
    Yes, let's hear it!
[05:41] ---
    So my hubby and I met at Oozu
    Amusement Park around sunset.
[05:46] ---
    A roller coaster was
    about to hit clumsy old me...
[05:50] ---
    ...when someone
    saved me. Yes, him!
[05:54] ---
    Woot woot!
[05:56] ---
    Young ones!
    Amusement parks are paradise!
[06:01] ---
    Youngsters, throw away your books!
    Go to the amusement park!
[06:04] ---
    Go! Go! Go! Go!
[06:19] ---
    Hibaji...
[06:21] ---
    What's wrong? You look down.
[06:25] ---
    Is it girl problems?
[06:29] ---
    I wanted you to be at
    the amusement park the most.
[06:34] ---
    I'm not going.
[06:36] ---
    Hibaji!
[06:40] ---
    Please stop, Miss Haruko.
[06:43] ---
    I'd like a word.
[06:45] ---
    Hibajiri, you stay here.
[06:50] ---
    Don't get involved
    with Hidomi anymore!
[06:54] ---
    Wow, that line is so cool.
[07:02] ---
    Fine. Let's do this.
[07:08] ---
    You really have no talent.
[07:16] ---
    Nope, nope, nope, nope!
[07:22] ---
    You gotta fight with your own bat.
[07:30] ---
    If you have something you
    want to do, you need strength.
[07:58] ---
    Use your hips. Keep your arms intact.
[08:01] ---
    Tuck your chin and tuck your chin.
[08:04] ---
    Nope. You're not good at all!
[08:10] ---
    I don't see any growth.
[08:13] ---
    It's unfortunate. Truly unfortunate.
[08:15] ---
    Stay away from Hidomi!
[08:31] ---
    If being able to take hits counted
    as strength, you'd be a big deal.
[08:37] ---
    I thought you'd be better.
[08:40] ---
    That's why I taught
    you all those things.
[08:48] ---
    But...
[08:50] ---
    I guess it was all useless.
[08:52] ---
    You know nothing.
[08:57] ---
    You also know
    nothing, Miss Haruko.
[09:03] ---
    You haven't been
    good at all either!
[09:42] ---
    W-What...
[10:01] ---
    Uh-oh. It may not
    make it this time around.
[10:11] ---
    I'll be waiting.
[10:29] ---
    Right now it's 99% off for couples!
[10:32] ---
    Super cheap!
[10:42] ---
    Jeez...
[10:43] ---
    Welcome to
    Oozu Amusement Park
[10:43] ---
    Aiko-chan!
[10:49] ---
    You're always like that, Wataru-kun.
    You don't understand my feelings!
[10:54] ---
    Misaki...
[10:55] ---
    You know it's true!
[10:56] ---
    I love you.
[11:00] ---
    I love you too!
[11:03] ---
    Yuya!
[11:04] ---
    I want you... I want you
    to ride the teacups with me!
[11:09] ---
    Yuya! Why do you always show up?
[11:12] ---
    Wataru, I finally
    realized my true feelings.
[11:17] ---
    I don't want to hear it now!
[11:19] ---
    Yuya!
[11:20] ---
    Wataru!
[11:22] ---
    Stop it, boys! Don't fight over me!
[11:37] ---
    How much longer do
    I have to stay here?
[11:41] ---
    You just have to stay
    right there. Right there.
[11:46] ---
    Young Couples' Day
[11:48] ---
    Pirate Ship Attack
[11:50] ---
    Oozu Amusement Park Attractions
[11:51] ---
    Talk with Dodo-kun!!
[11:53] ---
    Hold it. Not that one.
[11:56] ---
    I thought it was Dodo-kun.
[11:57] ---
    Don't forget we're dealing
    with top secret stuff!
[12:00] ---
    Go through the secret
    communication mode.
[12:03] ---
    Push the Kiwi-chan strap
    in the shopping section.
[12:07] ---
    Which one?
[12:09] ---
    The fluffy one at
    the bottom, in the middle.
[12:13] ---
    Forest Nest
     Spaghetti
[12:14] ---
    Hey, the link went to the wrong place.
[12:16] ---
    Push "Shisochii's
    Chicken Wings" next.
[12:20] ---
    Shisochii's
    Chicken Wings
[12:22] ---
    Icarus Fall
[12:23] ---
    "Icarus Fall is the world's
    third-fastest falling ride..."
[12:24] ---
    Falling
    Penguin Game
[12:26] ---
    Whoa whoa whoa!
    Right there. Go back.
[12:30] ---
    That one. The falling one.
[12:32] ---
    Icarus Fall
[12:35] ---
    There are a lot...
[12:37] ---
    The one with Emu-tan.
[12:38] ---
    What? Which one?
[12:40] ---
    With the fluffy wings...
[12:42] ---
    Use words!
[12:43] ---
    There!
[12:44] ---
    Hi there! It's Dodo-kun here!
[12:49] ---
    It's me.
[12:51] ---
    Ah, sorry. Kids get in
    a lot of times by mistake.
[12:55] ---
    Dodo-kun!
[12:56] ---
    Hi there!
[13:00] ---
    I saw the Viking ship went in.
[13:03] ---
    There are also Immigration
    Control Center matters.
[13:06] ---
    I don't want you to rush this.
[13:09] ---
    What about the flower pot?
    Is it complete?
[13:12] ---
    Yeah. It can be activated anytime.
[13:15] ---
    Really?
[13:16] ---
    The plant is up.
    What intel do you have?
[13:19] ---
    It's Dodo-kun here! Dodododo!
[13:22] ---
    Go away!
[13:23] ---
    Yeah, you're creepy!
[13:26] ---
    Focus on your job. I sent the data.
[13:29] ---
    This is my job too! Do you know
    how much the revenue here...
[13:33] ---
    Can you do it
    without the flower pot?
[13:36] ---
    Nope.
[13:37] ---
    If you can't activate that,
    a plan won't help.
[13:40] ---
    Shut up. I know that.
[13:47] ---
    Aiko.
[13:52] ---
    What is it?
[14:00] ---
    I'm all dried up.
[14:03] ---
    W-Water...
[14:25] ---
    I don't want to remember
    what happened this morning.
[14:30] ---
    Oh my! Hidomi-chan, look!
[14:33] ---
    It must be Jinyu-san. She must've
    felt bad about breaking so many.
[14:38] ---
    I guess so.
[14:40] ---
    Hidomi-chan, you've changed.
[14:43] ---
    I'm just back to my usual self.
[14:45] ---
    No. You're different. Completely.
[14:55] ---
    I changed?
[14:57] ---
    I see.
[15:07] ---
    What are you doing?
[15:11] ---
    Have fun at school, Hidomi-chan.
[15:13] ---
    By the way, your friend Ide-kun...
[15:17] ---
    He's very cute.
[15:19] ---
    Why?
[15:20] ---
    I know everything about you.
    I'm your mommy after all.
[15:24] ---
    That's not it...
[15:26] ---
    You like him?
[15:27] ---
    That's not what I'm talking about!
[15:29] ---
    You're closing the cafe?
[15:33] ---
    Why? Why would you?
[15:35] ---
    I thought you're going to wait
    for Dad to come home here!
[15:40] ---
    I think it's time to stop.
[16:42] ---
    Hi there! I'm Dodo!
[16:49] ---
    Looks like you're all having fun.
[16:52] ---
    Hey, guys!
[16:55] ---
    Kids not even at the end of puberty
[16:58] ---
    have no use other than this, right?
[17:02] ---
    Fire! I mean...
[17:04] ---
    Fire!
[17:26] ---
    They started!
[17:43] ---
    What? What?
[17:52] ---
    Captain! We won't
    be able to make it!
[17:56] ---
    Even if we can't, we've got to do it!
[17:59] ---
    Show them!
[18:01] ---
    Even wrinkles that will get
    flattened out will fight to the end!
[18:06] ---
    Start the attack!
[18:52] ---
    Immigration Center: Lost and Found Satellite Storage
[19:27] ---
    Oh, look here. Oh my.
[19:29] ---
    What an adorable guest.
[19:38] ---
    You were hungry, weren't you?
[19:42] ---
    You poor thing.
[19:52] ---
    They're doing it?
[20:00] ---
    Woot! You look stylin', Hibaji!
[20:04] ---
    Pretty awesome!
[20:14] ---
    Whoa, hold it! Hold it!
[20:16] ---
    What did I do?
[20:19] ---
    I just a li'l nudge to
    the dreams of you youngsters!
[20:22] ---
    Right?
[20:23] ---
    Give him back! Give Ide-kun back!
[20:26] ---
    Whoa! So this is the real strength
    of a middle-school student?
[20:34] ---
    You're just like them in the end!
[20:42] ---
    You like that weird bird,
    right? How stupid.
[20:46] ---
    You're just a girl in love!
[21:05] ---
    It's Atomsk.

Season 2

6 - Our Running

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[00:06] ---
    Go!
[00:15] ---
    It's not working!
[00:16] ---
    Dammit!
[00:28] ---
    W-What's going on?
[00:30] ---
    It's here!
[00:31] ---
    Here, here, here! Finally here!
[01:26] ---
    Aren't you satisfied now?
[01:30] ---
    That... That's your dream, right?
[01:34] ---
    It's getting fulfilled.
    So can't you let us go?
[01:39] ---
    Give Ide-kun back.
[01:44] ---
    Were you listening
    to anything I taught in class?
[01:47] ---
    Give it back.
[01:49] ---
    I want it!
[01:51] ---
    I want to get it back!
    To make it mine!
[01:54] ---
    Give it! More!
[01:56] ---
    Are you a crybaby?
[01:58] ---
    You think you can get it just by asking?
[02:00] ---
    Will stomping and crying on the
    floor make someone drop it for you?
[02:06] ---
    Then what should I do?
[02:08] ---
    Hand it over.
[02:10] ---
    If you want something you
    don't have, hand over what you do.
[02:15] ---
    Then it'll even out.
[02:17] ---
    You're making a deal?
[02:19] ---
    It's not something a teacher should do.
[02:22] ---
    This is the last thing I'll teach you.
[02:23] ---
    Give your power to me.
[02:27] ---
    Is that the correct answer?
[02:29] ---
    You make your own answer.
[02:34] ---
    I learned, Miss Haruko.
[02:37] ---
    I'll stop acting childish.
[02:40] ---
    So that's why...
[02:42] ---
    ...I'll take it from you.
[02:44] ---
    Gold star!
[02:54] ---
    Good job! Gimme more!
[02:56] ---
    More!
[03:31] ---
    Hurry! We need to evacuate!
[03:32] ---
    Hit, hit, hit!
[03:55] ---
    Come on, over here!
[03:58] ---
    Thank you, Hibaji!
[04:00] ---
    The time's finally come.
[04:03] ---
    Come over here, Atomsk!
[04:11] ---
    Huh? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
[04:15] ---
    It's huge!
[04:19] ---
    Shoot, this ain't good...
[04:37] ---
    H-Help!
[04:44] ---
    This is bad!
    We need to run, Captain!
[04:46] ---
    We can't do that!
[04:48] ---
    Men, gather! Lean forward!
[04:51] ---
    You young'uns are
    the energy of space!
[04:54] ---
    I won't ever back down!
[04:58] ---
    Captain!
[05:05] ---
    Hey, you okay?
[05:07] ---
    The champ...
[05:08] ---
    The champ's destructive punch...
[05:09] ---
    He's not...
[05:15] ---
    Aiko...
[05:18] ---
    You came home to me?
[05:20] ---
    But... it's a bit too late now.
[05:25] ---
    Medical Mechanica plans to
    capture that monster with this mochi...
[05:29] ---
    ...but I don't think it's possible.
    And the flower pot is missing.
[05:34] ---
    Aiko. You were the last hope.
[05:39] ---
    That's why, before I knew it,
    I was hesitant to use you.
[05:47] ---
    Take this and run.
[05:50] ---
    I don't want it.
[05:51] ---
    Take it!
[05:53] ---
    You planned to use this to buy it, right?
[05:55] ---
    To buy yourself! Freedom!
[06:01] ---
    Why don't you take it.
[06:03] ---
    It's fight money. The ten-count
    gong has already been struck.
[06:08] ---
    Aiko, you're free!
[06:24] ---
    What should I do?
[06:30] ---
    The flower pot. A trigger.
[06:34] ---
    Mori
[06:49] ---
    Agh, that was the worst.
[06:52] ---
    Huh? Where's my bat?
[06:58] ---
    What's wrong? You were fine before.
[07:02] ---
    Canti?
[07:04] ---
    Sheesh.
[07:06] ---
    Hey, is this a date?
[07:08] ---
    Fine, call it one!
[07:09] ---
    Woohoo! The flower pot, right?
[07:11] ---
    It's probably at Ide's house.
[07:20] ---
    Did it eat something weird?
[07:27] ---
    Oh no...
[07:30] ---
    Mori-kun?
[07:31] ---
    Hibajiri's mom?
[07:33] ---
    Oh, girlfriend?
[07:34] ---
    Yes...
[07:35] ---
    No, I'm not.
[07:38] ---
    Hey, Ide, you're not
    home, right? I'm coming in!
[07:42] ---
    What do you need from Ide?
[07:44] ---
    Hidomi-chan hasn't come home.
[07:46] ---
    I thought she'd be here.
[07:48] ---
    Why here?
[07:50] ---
    I thought they were together.
[07:52] ---
    Why does Ide get all the luck?
[07:55] ---
    That was fast.
[08:07] ---
    Oh my, what's wrong?
[08:08] ---
    Aiko-chan?
[08:14] ---
    A-Aiko-chan?
[08:16] ---
    Oh my...
[08:17] ---
    Are you okay? What's happening?
[08:22] ---
    Mommy?
[08:24] ---
    No way... Hidomi-chan?
[08:27] ---
    Hidomi-chan?
[08:28] ---
    Are you okay? You're not hurt?
[08:31] ---
    I was so worried!
[08:32] ---
    Why?
[08:34] ---
    You don't care about me anymore.
[08:38] ---
    You're closing the cafe, right?
[08:41] ---
    You don't care about
    Daddy anymore either.
[08:46] ---
    That cafe was something he left in
    my care when he left for the plant.
[08:51] ---
    So were those things on your ears.
[08:55] ---
    Sorry to say it, but it's not here.
[09:00] ---
    That's a prob.
[09:02] ---
    Actually, maybe...
[09:04] ---
    ...he came to get it back.
[09:09] ---
    You know, I thought if
    I lived at that cafe with you...
[09:13] ---
    ...I could wait for him forever.
[09:16] ---
    If I lived an unchanging daily
    life there, when he came back...
[09:22] ---
    ...I would finally be able
    to become a real "mother" to you.
[09:27] ---
    Until then, I wanted
    to work hard as your "mommy."
[09:34] ---
    I'm sensitive, even if I don't look it.
[09:37] ---
    If you're looking for
    your bat, there it is.
[09:42] ---
    But I was wrong.
[09:45] ---
    You were bound to keep changing.
[09:48] ---
    You'll fall in love and become an adult.
[09:51] ---
    That's why...
[09:52] ---
    Let's do it again together.
[09:54] ---
    The cafe. Let's run it again.
[09:58] ---
    Not to wait for Dad.
[10:00] ---
    But because that's
    where my home is.
[10:03] ---
    Because there's something
    unchanging there, I can change myself.
[10:09] ---
    Hidomi-chan...
[10:11] ---
    Wait for me, Mom.
[10:14] ---
    Make sure to come
    home soon, Hidomi.
[10:18] ---
    And help me run the cafe.
[10:29] ---
    Wait for me.
[10:35] ---
    Miss Haruko.
[10:37] ---
    Did you calm down?
    Want some tea?
[10:40] ---
    I'm going to use
    this power for myself.
[10:44] ---
    Sounds good. Only kids would
    try to act tough and noble.
[10:48] ---
    I'll get out of here
    and take Ide-kun back.
[10:51] ---
    That sounds good, too.
[10:55] ---
    But...
[10:57] ---
    not thinking about what happens
    next still makes you a kid.
[11:00] ---
    If you take that off, Hibaji,
    you won't be able to stay human.
[11:05] ---
    You're all alone.
[11:08] ---
    You think you can still do it?
[11:19] ---
    Oh no...
[11:43] ---
    Y-You're...
[11:44] ---
    Canti!
[13:03] ---
    Pretty awesome.
[13:06] ---
    Then shall we get outta here?
[13:08] ---
    I wonder about that.
[13:10] ---
    A lot was sucked in, after all.
[13:13] ---
    Well, just be careful.
[13:30] ---
    I-I can't pedal anymore!
[13:35] ---
    Huh?
[13:41] ---
    Is this place okay?
[13:46] ---
    What an odd child.
[13:47] ---
    She's just unique!
[14:15] ---
    I-Is that part of her uniqueness?
[14:17] ---
    Y-Yeah.
[14:24] ---
    Outta my way!
[14:31] ---
    There it is!
[14:33] ---
    Make it in time!
[14:37] ---
    In movies you're supposed
    to barely make it in time!
[14:41] ---
    There's another one!
[14:57] ---
    Canti!
[15:08] ---
    What the... Where'd it go?
[15:20] ---
    Atomsk.
[15:23] ---
    Ide-kun!
[15:25] ---
    Come out, Atomsk!
[15:27] ---
    Come out, Ide-kun!
[15:34] ---
    I see. Take it, eh?
[15:36] ---
    That's right. If you
    want it, just take it!
[15:53] ---
    Eat this!
[16:02] ---
    Jeez, Hibaji! Don't be a third wheel!
[16:21] ---
    Damn it!
[16:50] ---
    No way...
[16:59] ---
    What's going on?
[17:00] ---
    Whoa whoa whoa...
[17:22] ---
    Ide-kun!
[17:34] ---
    Hey! Better not run away.
[17:37] ---
    You became mine!
[17:41] ---
    Didn't you, Atomsk?
[17:49] ---
    Why? Why? Why?
[18:01] ---
    I've been chasing
    after you for so long.
[18:07] ---
    Why won't you become mine?
[18:10] ---
    You're mine!
[18:11] ---
    You're mine! You're mine!
[18:14] ---
    You're...
[18:19] ---
    Why...
[18:21] ---
    Can't you see that my body
    is filled up with you?
[18:46] ---
    As a kid...
[18:47] ---
    ...did you try and fail to draw a picture
    of seeing fireworks with your family?
[18:52] ---
    Ide-kun!
[18:55] ---
    You try to draw
    countless specks of light...
[18:59] ---
    ...but the only way to fill in the
    night sky is with black color pencil.
[19:04] ---
    They were lighting up the sky.
    They were so colorful and beautiful.
[19:09] ---
    All beautiful things disappear.
[19:27] ---
    I thought this time for sure...
[19:48] ---
    An all-out attack didn't work, eh?
[19:54] ---
    You can go home now!
[19:56] ---
    Um, so what was this
    all about in the end?
[19:58] ---
    There was no meaning.
[20:00] ---
    That probably didn't come
    for a specific reason either.
[20:20] ---
    Ow.
[20:24] ---
    You're so stupid!
[20:37] ---
    What'll you do now?
[20:39] ---
    Go after it again.
[20:41] ---
    You don't give up.
[20:42] ---
    I'm an adult after all.
[20:45] ---
    You chase it since
    you can't catch it.
[20:48] ---
    Want to touch it
    since you can't reach it.
[20:52] ---
    Exactly.
[20:53] ---
    Miss Haruko.
[20:57] ---
    Well, you did this and
    that to me many times...
[21:00] ---
    ...and I appreciate your feelings.
[21:05] ---
    But I just... I just can't...
[21:09] ---
    reciprocate those feelings!
[21:13] ---
    I'm sorry!
[21:22] ---
    Miss Haruko.
[21:28] ---
    Man, you injured me.
[21:30] ---
    That's why I'm going.
[21:35] ---
    Do as you wish. I'll do the same.
[22:02] ---
    Huh? What happened?
[22:03] ---
    It's been a while.
[22:05] ---
    Oh! Chief!
[22:07] ---
    My, your features around your
    eyebrows look just like your father's.
[22:13] ---
    Don't! Don't look!
[22:27] ---
    There's nothing I want to be.
[22:29] ---
    There's nothing I want to do.
[22:32] ---
    There's not a way I should be.
[22:35] ---
    But...
[22:38] ---
    What's there is probably...