9 - A Hushed and Crabby Love Song
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"FIRST LOVE MONSTER"
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"A Hushed and Crabby Love Song"
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Well, here I am.\n
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Hello?\n
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Father? Mother?\n
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Is this...\n
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"Kaho's Room"
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Kaho!\n
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Kaho! Kaho!\n
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My brother! What are you doing here?\n
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You're back from America?\n
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Yes, my project has slowed down a bit.\n
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But once I arrived, I found my dear\nKaho had moved out on her own,\n
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with Father and the rest gone\nto some random villa or the like.\n
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The place is utterly deserted!\n
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And so you got in touch with me.\n
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From all your phone messages\nand telegrams, it seemed serious.\n
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I got worried and came by.\n
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It all worked out.\n
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It brought us siblings\ntogether again, just the two of us--\n
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and for that, I'm glad.\n
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But, hey, what's with all these kokeshi dolls?
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Yes--aren't they all so adorable?\n
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There are lots of theories behind kokeshi,
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but I like the one where the\nname means "child transformed."\n
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When I could not cherish you, I would make a kokeshi, coo over it,
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and distract myself from my loneliness.\n
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Oh, but today is the best day ever for me!\n
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I am grateful, ever so grateful that you have come, Kaho!
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Why did you leave this place\nand start living on your own?\n
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I thought it over, in my way.\n
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I... I... I'm so sad.\n
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My darling delicate Kaho,\nsullied and shattered in the big city...\n
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It made me realize that I'd grown\ntoo dependent on you and my family\n
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as you tried to protect me.\n
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Please, depend on me! Lean on me so hard...
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It's not just that. All my own problems...\n
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I blamed them on my family, on everyone else.\n
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I'm sorry.\n
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By all means, go ahead and blame me.\n
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It's all my fault. I went to America\n
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and couldn't rescue you\nwhen you were in anguish.\n
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No, it's not your fault.\n
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You know, I've been wondering.\n
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Why exactly did you go to America, anyway?\n
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Mother and Father said they didn't\nknow the reasons behind it, either.\n
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Oh, never mind about me!\n
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H-How about we watch some TV? Hmm?\n
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♪ C-C-C-Crab! ♪\n
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♪ C-C-C-Crabbity crab! ♪\n
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♪ Crab-crab-crab-crab! ♪\n
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♪ Crab-crab-crab-crab crab! ♪\n
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--♪ Let's eat crab ♪\n
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--I know--\n--♪ Let's eat crab ♪\n
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--tonight we shall dine on beautiful Echizen crab!\n--♪ Let's eat crab ♪\n
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--Oh, my!\n--♪ Let's eat crab ♪\n
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♪ C-C-C-Crab! ♪\n
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--Crab, crab, crab...\n--♪ C-C-C-Crabbity crab! ♪\n
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Hey, where'd you get this car?\n
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It's a rental.\n
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You rented it for me?\n
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Guess so.\n
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Why are you so nice to me, anyway?\n
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I lost my mom, too, when I was about your age.\n
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Seeing you reminds me of my childhood...\n
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And I can't let you be.\n
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Huh. But you sure are mean to Kaho.\n
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It's not like she's the only one I'm mean to.\n
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The woman my dad remarried was like that.\n
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I hate wishy-washy women.\n
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Wishy-washy? But Kaho...\n
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"Kanazawa - Toyama" "Takaoka"
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"Nikaido"
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Come, you must be hungry.\nDinner is ready at last.\n
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I had no time to prepare--\n
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I'm afraid this meager meal\nis all the caterer could offer.\n
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Our household's sensibilities\nare as wonky as ever.\n
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It's just right. Let's dig in!\n
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Bon appétit.\n
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That seasoned seaweed would remind me of Kanade...
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Wh-What is it?\n
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Gimme your seaweed.\n
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Oh, uh, here.\n
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Thank you!\n
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Was it not to your liking?\n
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It was.\n
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Kaho sucked on these very crab shells\nwith her own darling mouth.\n
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And this is the pit from the picked plum\n
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that Kaho placed in\nher mouth and licked all over!\n
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Daikoku?\n
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How did you find your bath?\n
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Thanks for letting me go first. It felt great.\n
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Good to hear. You must be exhausted.\n
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I used a futon dryer to\nget your bed nice and fluffy.\n
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Um... I'm going back to Tokyo tomorrow.\n
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To Tokyo?! No! Just a little longer?\n
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You came all this way--why\nnot take it easy for a while?\n
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This just... feels like I'm running away.\n
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Running away? What from?\n
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Sorry--I am exhausted. I'm turning in.
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Good night.\n
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Good night, Kaho.\n
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It's not like I'll have any messages... right?\n
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Kaho seemed a little off somehow.\n
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What on earth happened to her in Tokyo?\n
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A doting brother such as\nmyself cannot help but worry.\n
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Good morning!\n
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Good morning, Kaho. Breakfast is served.\n
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Starting the day with another feast, I see.\n
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You seemed a bit unwell yesterday,\n
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so I put in a special order with the caterer\n
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for snapping-turtle soup and roast eel on rice.\n
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Huh? I... I seemed unwell?\n
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Correct. You may put on a\nbrave face, but your brother can tell.\n
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Kaho... was it something\npainful that sent you back here?\n
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G-Good morning, Kanade!\n
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I can't hide anything from you, huh.\n
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Well, I have been looking out for my darling sister all this time.
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The truth is...\n
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I fell in love.\n
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Love?!\n
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Yes. My first love.\n
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And this rogue is in Tokyo?\n
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What's his occupation? His pedigree?\n
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He must be quite the smooth\ncustomer to win your heart!\n
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Oh, um, actually, it's over. I've been dumped.\n
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Dumped?!\n
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It can't be! There are villains in this world who would dump Kaho?!
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Kaho! Come out and play!\n
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Huh? That voice...\n
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Is that Kanade?\n
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"Nikaido"
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"Nikaido"\nKaho! Come out and play!\n
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You came to play?
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So what should I say?\n
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Kaho! Come out and make up!\n
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Kaho isn't here right now.\n
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When is she coming back?\n
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She's never coming back.
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Daikoku! What are you doing?!\n
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Hey, Kaho is too here!
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Kanade! And Taga...\n
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What are you doing here, Kanade?\n
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I came to see you.\nTo tell you how I really feel.\n
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Wait!\n
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You lied. And you keep getting in the way.\n
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I beg your pardon?\n
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Oh, Daikoku, this is--\n
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Who are you, anyway?
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Who are you?
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Her brother!\n
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Her ex-boyfriend!\n
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Her ex, eh? I've heard about you!
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The shiftless fiend who dumped Kaho!\nI will not forgive you!\n
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Kaho! Let's talk over there, alone.\n
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I won't let you! You'll go off\ninto the shadows, just you two,\n
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and you'll sm-sm-sm-*smooch *or something, I know it!
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Smooch? Oh, we've done that already.\n
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I-I won't allow it!\nI'm her brother, and I say no!\n
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We shall have a proper duel!\n
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A duel?\n
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Red Light, Green Light!\n
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Gr--\n
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Green light... red light!\n
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--Green light...\n--This confrontation of the century,\n
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with Kaho on the line,\nis "Red Light, Green Light"?!\n
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Green light...\n
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So you say, but you sure\nare going along with it.\n
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And just who in blazes are you?\n
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Red light!\n
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Phooey--no one's moving!\n
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Green light...\n
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Daikoku, that's Taga.\nWe live in the same building.\n
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The same building?\n
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Don't fret: I have zero interest in your sister.\n
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Red light!\n
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Green light...\n
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I don't know whether to be relieved\nor insulted by your rudeness.\n
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Kaho is super-cute!\n
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...and... red light!\n
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--Green light...\n--Say, why is that ex-boyfriend wearing gym clothes?\n
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Is it that--that "cosplay" thing?\n
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Believe it or not,\nhe's in fifth grade. Primary school.\n
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Red light!\n
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Fifth grade, with that appearance?\nEnough with your joking around!\n
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Ask your sister if I'm joking.\n
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Red light!\n
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K-Kaho's first love is in primary school...\n
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How could I let such a thing\nhappen to my beloved Kaho?\n
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Red light!\n
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I, Daikoku Nikaido, have made\nthe biggest mistake in all my 29 years!\n
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Ha! Out! Kaho's brother moved!\n
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Kaho, why were you dating a primary-schooler?!\n
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I don't have a reason. I just came to like him.\n
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And you even sm-sm-sm-smooched, too, didn't you?
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But Kanade's dumped me, so...\n
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Huh! Hey, dummy, why do you\nthink Kanade came here, then?\n
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Huh?\n
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Red light!\n
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Why? Um...\n
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Ha! Kaho moved, too!\n
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All right! Atsushi's the only one left.\n
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Green light...\n
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Okay, you're cut loose.\n
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Aw, rats!\n
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So I win.\n
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Since I'm the winner,\nI'll take this idiot girl here.\n
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Not so fast! You just said you\nhad zero interest in Kaho!\n
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I don't, but I'll take my prize.\n
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Even if it's a consolation pack of tissues.\n
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Tissues?\n
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You can't!\n
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Hmm? Refusing to admit you've lost?\n
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Doesn't that go against what\nyour mother told you, Kanade?\n
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Oh--bring up his mother, and Kanade will...\n
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It does, but...\n
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But...?\n
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But I still can't hand\nKaho over to you, Atsushi.\n
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I get it now.\n
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My world without Kaho\n
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was like a hell ruled by\nthe Dreadlock Lord of Darkness!\n
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Ooh, Kanade, so close.\nYou don't need that "-lock" in there!\n
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I want to see you, talk to you, every day.\n
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I love you, Kaho!\n
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Kanade!\n
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Rich words coming from\nsomeone who used Kaho so!\n
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Boy, are you easy.\n
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Dumped. Depressed. And a single\n"I love you" gets you all moony.\n
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Cheap as breadcrusts sold for a dime.\n
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And yet you get so full of yourself\nwhen the ducks at the park swarm you.\n
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That's why I'm itching to make you\nsee that you're nothing but breadcrumbs.\n
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How rude! If Kaho were bread,\nshe'd be a top-shelf baguette!\n
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No, a fried bun!\n
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Either way, what, she's still bread?\n
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Pardon me?! Your attitude is the very definition\n
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of how one teases the girl he loves!\n
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Perhaps you do care for Kaho after all!
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Is it true, Atsushi?\nIs that why you came with me?\n
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I see... I hadn't realized it, but maybe I do.\n
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Maybe I bully her because I love her.\n
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Yes, I love this stupid, simple, wishy-washy,\n
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moldy breadcrumb of a girl,\nnot even fit to feed ducks.\n
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That's not something\nyou say to the girl you love.\n
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Taga's found a whole new game, that's all.\n
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I want to hear what Kaho has to say.\n
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I love you!\n
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I want you to go out with me again.\n
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Kaho!\n
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Don't be taken in by his sweet-talking!\n
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I... I can't go back to the way we were, Kanade.\n
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You're not being taken in?
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Daikoku... I'd like to speak with Kanade alone.\n
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The thing is, I do love you, Kanade.\n
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But...\n
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But I'm a kid, and too selfish?\n
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The way it stands now, we'll just\nkeep repeating the same old things.\n
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I don't want to be hurt...\n
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and I think I'll start doubting your feelings.\n
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Then I'll turn into a grown-up you can trust!\n
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I like you the way you are now.\nNo need to grow up in any hurry.\n
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What I love is you just as you are.\n
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Then what should I do?\n
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Do you remember?\n
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The day I met you?\n
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Falling in love with you made me realize:\n
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I knew I couldn't stay the same,\n
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that I would have to change.\n
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You don't get it at all!\n
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If you like me the way I am, I like you the way you are!
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Let's stay together.\n
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Our combo moves will\ngive a huge boost to our power\n
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and our special attacks!
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What is he talking about?\n
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I saw it at the school arts\nfestival in third grade:\n
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the prince and princess,\nbound together for eternity.\n
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So: You fell in love with me,\na primary-schooler. What now?\n
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My heart's pounding so fast,\nand I love Kanade so much...\n
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I don't care what anyone says.\nI want to be with him!\n
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Okay, listen to this:\n
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To Kaho, at 15:\n
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"Love Song to Kaho."\n
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What is this?\n
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It's not excitement...\n
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♪ Your love alone is like ♪\n
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♪ 110 million times the power ♪\n
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♪ No one can steal it away ♪\n
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♪ Not even the ogres of hell ♪\n
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♪ It's not that I got hurt ♪\n
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♪ I hurt you--now ♪\n
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♪ And then tumbled into hell ♪\n
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♪ Kaho! Woo! ♪\n
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♪ It's not subtraction, no ♪\n
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♪ Me! Woo! ♪\n
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♪ It's addition--no, more like ♪\n
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♪ Multiplication, right? ♪\n
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♪ Your warmth ♪\n
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♪ Your upper arms ♪\n
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♪ Your skin ♪\n
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♪ Skin, fin, fif--fifteen! ♪\n
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♪ Now all you have to do is nod ♪\n
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♪ My ticket out of hell--get you! ♪\n
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♪ So say "yeah" and get a smooch! ♪\n
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Kaho, let's get married!\n
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♪ C-C-C-Crab! ♪\n
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♪ C-C-C-Crabbity crab! ♪\n
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♪ Crab-crab-crab-crab! ♪\n
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♪ Crab-crab-crab-crab crab! ♪\n
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♪ Let's eat crab ♪\n
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♪ Crab-crab-crab-crab! ♪\n
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♪ Crab-crab-crab-crab crab! ♪\n
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"Echizen Crab Board" ♪ Crab-crab-crab-crab crab! ♪
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Renren here!\n
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Coming up on FIRST LOVE MONSTER...
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"After Kanade's proposal, Kaho returns to Kasumi House in a daze,"
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"where she's shocked to find another couple preparing to walk down the aisle!"
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All on the next FIRST LOVE MONSTER:
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"A Proper Rom-Com For Once"!\n
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And now for a match! Renren, chon!\n