# 5 - I Know--To the Bath House!
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**[00:26] ---**
N-Not there!\n
**[00:27] ---**
Look, Kaho--look how hard this is here.\n
**[00:36] ---**
Wh-What are they *doing* in there? I mean, *what* are they doing in there?
**[00:41] ---**
And what are *you* doing, hmm?
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Yikes! Um, well, I...\n
**[00:46] ---**
Feel good, Kaho?\n
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How about here? How's this feel?\n
**[00:50] ---**
Hey, Chiaki--\n
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Coming in!\n
**[00:53] ---**
What's going on?\n
**[00:55] ---**
A massage!\n
**[00:58] ---**
Huh?\n
**[01:04] ---**
Kaho looked tired. Mom did this for me a lot.\n
**[01:09] ---**
Too bad, Shinohara.\n
**[01:11] ---**
It was much more wholesome than\nwhatever you were picturing outside.\n
**[01:17] ---**
Thanks, Kanade.\n
**[01:19] ---**
Kaho, you're still tired.\n
**[01:20] ---**
Huh?\n
**[01:22] ---**
That means...\n
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"Pair Ticket - The Relaxabath Kurhaus"\n...it's time for my ultimate weapon!\n
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"Super Bath House"\nTo the super bath house!\n
**[01:50] ---**
"FIRST LOVE MONSTER"\n
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"The Relaxabath Kurhaus"\n
**[03:02] ---**
"I Know--To the Bath House!"\n
**[03:12] ---**
So this is a super bath house?\n
**[03:17] ---**
I bet Kanade looks great in swim trunks, too.\n
**[03:22] ---**
Oh, cut it out!\n
**[03:23] ---**
Men and women bathe together?!\n
**[03:26] ---**
First time, huh, Kaho?\n
**[03:28] ---**
Oh--yeah!\n
**[03:30] ---**
Kaho!\n
**[03:39] ---**
Kanade's really going\nall-out--in more ways than one.\n
**[03:43] ---**
Kaho, Kaho--what bath should we try first?\n
**[03:45] ---**
Hold it!\n
**[03:46] ---**
Kanade, take off the goggles.\nNo swimming here!\n
**[03:49] ---**
Aw!\n
**[03:50] ---**
And have you primary-school kids\ngone to the bathroom?\n
**[03:54] ---**
If you haven't, go now!\nKids have to go before a bath!\n
**[03:58] ---**
Hmm. Your telling us\nthat has made me need to go.\n
**[04:02] ---**
Ha ha! Poop! Poop! Pooper-man!\n
**[04:05] ---**
Primary-school boys sure do like poop, huh.\n
**[04:09] ---**
Huh?!\n
**[04:10] ---**
I'm not a little kid, so I don't like poop.\n
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And I would *never* mistake poop for chocolate!
**[04:18] ---**
Kanade... no one would say\nthat unless it had happened.\n
**[04:23] ---**
Kanade.\n
**[04:26] ---**
Quit spouting nonsense,\nKanade. To the restroom.\n
**[04:29] ---**
Aw!\n
**[04:30] ---**
"No Running in the Hallway!"\n
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"No Running in the Hallway!"\nEnough! We're all going!\n
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'Kaaay.\n
**[04:35] ---**
Uh, Miss Nikaido, sorry to tag along...\n
**[04:41] ---**
Huh?\n
**[04:41] ---**
I-I mean, barging in on your date and all...\n
**[04:47] ---**
Oh, right... this *is* a date, isn't it?
**[04:51] ---**
Huh?\n
**[04:52] ---**
You are *such* a masochist.
**[04:57] ---**
Kanade...\n
**[05:00] ---**
This really holds the boys in place!\n
**[05:01] ---**
Nice!\n
**[05:03] ---**
I've been taking these huge steps,\nand my w**ner hasn't budged!\n
**[05:06] ---**
Those're some powerful trunks!\n
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What if I did a cartwheel?\n
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Ah!\n
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Nothing.\n
**[05:15] ---**
Whoa!\n
**[05:17] ---**
A-hup!\n
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It's staying put!\n
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My w**ner's not moving!\n
**[05:26] ---**
Wow! They have so many different baths!\n
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Indeed. You see why a\nprimary-schooler would like it.\n
**[05:33] ---**
What's keeping Kanade and the others?\n
**[05:36] ---**
They're probably playing some dumb game.\n
**[05:38] ---**
I'll go check.\n
**[05:42] ---**
Since we're here and all,\nI'd like to be with Kanade.\n
**[05:47] ---**
Bare butt.\n
**[05:48] ---**
Bare buttocks.\n
**[05:49] ---**
Bare behind!\n
**[05:51] ---**
Butt plus butt makes double-butt buds!\n
**[05:54] ---**
Ow! Don't do it for real!\n
**[06:01] ---**
Where could Kanade be?\n
**[06:08] ---**
Huh? Kanade?\n
**[06:15] ---**
Didn't yer folks tell ya it's\ndangerous to be runnin' like that?\n
**[06:20] ---**
Oh, I'm sorry--thanks for helping me.\n
**[06:25] ---**
What's yer name, miss?\n
**[06:28] ---**
Huh? Oh, it's Kaho Nikaido--\n
**[06:30] ---**
I'm in love!\n
**[06:32] ---**
--Wh-What?! Wait wait wait!\n--'S like a jolt of electricity! This is fate!\n
**[06:36] ---**
Hey! Who are you?\n
**[06:38] ---**
Kanade!\n
**[06:39] ---**
You got a lot of nerve\nmessing with my girlfriend!\n
**[06:42] ---**
Kanade!\n
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You!\n
**[06:46] ---**
So? You gonna bring it?\n
**[06:47] ---**
*I'm* not!
**[06:49] ---**
There comes a time when a man must fight.\n
**[06:52] ---**
Hey, I thought I recognized\nthat voice. If it ain't Kanade!\n
**[06:56] ---**
'S me! Me! Didja forget?\n
**[07:00] ---**
It's the Naniwa Speed Coaster: Joji Takahashi!\n
**[07:04] ---**
Bro!\n
**[07:06] ---**
--What does he mean, "Bro"?!\n--Been a year, huh? What's goin' on?\n
**[07:09] ---**
Ya got way too big there, kid!\n
**[07:11] ---**
I'm having a growth spurt!\n
**[07:14] ---**
Are ya, now!\n
**[07:15] ---**
He's a tad bigger than any\ngrowth spurt could explain away...\n
**[07:20] ---**
Karma. Reincarnation.\nLong-lost brothers, reunited at last!\n
**[07:24] ---**
Guided by the cosmos!\n
**[07:26] ---**
Hey, Kanade!\n
**[07:27] ---**
I've known you since kindergarten,\n
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but this is the first I've heard of any brother.\n
**[07:31] ---**
Just who is this "Bro" fellow?\n
**[07:33] ---**
Who, me?\n
**[07:34] ---**
What? So he isn't his big brother after all?\n
**[07:36] ---**
So who *is* this guy, with his Osaka drawl?
**[07:40] ---**
I'm his cousin--Kanade's cousin, Joji Takahashi.\n
**[07:44] ---**
--Tada!\n--Just call me Joji, the Naniwa Speed Coaster!\n
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I'm Tom!\n
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Gin!\n
**[07:50] ---**
--Kaho-*yan*! --Uh, yeah?
**[07:52] ---**
Wh-What the--?! I've never been called *that* before!
**[07:56] ---**
Kanade's a good guy,\nbut he's a kid! In fifth grade!\n
**[07:59] ---**
Why're ya datin' *him*?
**[08:00] ---**
Huh?!\n
**[08:02] ---**
Huh?\n
**[08:03] ---**
Date me instead.\n
**[08:04] ---**
U-Um, but--\n
**[08:07] ---**
I'm more grown-up!\n
**[08:09] ---**
I-I love him is why. I love Kanade!\n
**[08:13] ---**
Aw, who cares 'bout that?\n
**[08:15] ---**
Er, how old are you, Joji?\n
**[08:20] ---**
Eh?\n
**[08:21] ---**
Sixth grade!\n
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I figured as much.\n
**[08:25] ---**
And... it says so right there.\n
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"Joji Takahashi - 6th-Grader"\nAnd... it says so right there.\n
**[08:28] ---**
Oh, there's Kanade!\n
**[08:30] ---**
Are there more of them now?\n
**[08:32] ---**
I told you, Bro--\n
**[08:34] ---**
Kaho's my girlfriend!\n
**[08:36] ---**
One woman, two men. Y'know what *that* means.
**[08:40] ---**
What?\n
**[08:41] ---**
Who?\n
**[08:42] ---**
Where?\n
**[08:43] ---**
Why me?\n
**[08:44] ---**
We battle!\n
**[08:45] ---**
"Battle"\nWe battle!\n
**[08:46] ---**
"Battle"\nWhaaat?!\n
**[08:51] ---**
You ready, Bro?\n
**[08:53] ---**
Ready!\n
**[08:54] ---**
Whoever gets the swimcap wins!\n
**[08:57] ---**
Arashi, this has nothing to do with us!\n
**[09:00] ---**
Why are we the horses?\n
**[09:02] ---**
I didn't think we'd have any say in the matter.\n
**[09:05] ---**
Okay, here goes!\n
**[09:09] ---**
What'll I do?\n
**[09:10] ---**
Leave them alone.\n
**[09:16] ---**
--Where'd Kaz get that elegant setup?\n--Makurazaki, offer the ladies tea, too.\n
**[09:20] ---**
Yes, sir.\n
**[09:22] ---**
So he has a butler.\n
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"Munemitsu Makurazaki - Butler"\n
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In my experience, when you hang out with fools,\n
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you get caught in the crossfire.\n
**[09:32] ---**
In my experience,\njust pretend you don't know them.\n
**[09:38] ---**
Tom, Gin, turn right!\n
**[09:41] ---**
Roger!\n
**[09:42] ---**
Things are really amped up\nnow that Kanade's seen Joji\n
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for the first time in a while.\n
**[09:48] ---**
This should be fun!\n
**[09:49] ---**
Here we go! My killer move: the head-grab!\n
**[09:56] ---**
Got it! We won!\n
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Say what?!\n
**[10:05] ---**
Those're swim trunks! But whose?\n
**[10:09] ---**
I saw that! They're Kota Shinohara's!\n
**[10:12] ---**
--No pants, no pants, no-pants Kota!\n
**[10:14] ---**
--Stop that! You guys!\n--No pants, no pants, no-pants Kota!\n
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--Stop that! You guys!\n--Butt! Butt! Kota's b--\n
**[10:19] ---**
Hey, are you in high school?\n
**[10:21] ---**
Nope!\n
**[10:22] ---**
College, then? Either way,\ncould you quit fooling around?\n
**[10:27] ---**
You're too grown-up for that.\n
**[10:29] ---**
We're not grown-up yet!\n
**[10:31] ---**
Huh?\n
**[10:33] ---**
--Sorry! We're sorry! We're sorry!\n--We're really sorry!\n
**[10:36] ---**
So hey, Bro, what are you doing in Tokyo?\n
**[10:40] ---**
I'm a traveler. I've forsaken my home.\n
**[10:46] ---**
Truth is, Moms tossed out\nall o' my Pachimon cards.\n
**[10:52] ---**
She *what*?!
**[10:55] ---**
Y-You mean, that happens?!\n
**[10:57] ---**
Mothers are fearsome creatures\nwho can, from time to time,\n
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perform such atrocities without batting an eye.\n
**[11:05] ---**
My brothers!\n
**[11:08] ---**
That's Kanade's cousin for you:\na man of discriminating tastes!\n
**[11:11] ---**
That's Kanade's *friends* for ya!
**[11:14] ---**
Let's take a bath together\nas a sign of our reconciliation!\n
**[11:17] ---**
Yeah!\n
**[11:18] ---**
Have they made up?\n
**[11:20] ---**
Kaho!\n
**[11:23] ---**
Kaho, come here!\n
**[11:26] ---**
O-Okay!\n
**[11:30] ---**
"Coffee Bath"\n
**[11:44] ---**
Kanade...\n
**[11:45] ---**
Barista--the usual.\n
**[11:47] ---**
Chomolungma, sir?\n
**[11:49] ---**
Everest, duh!\n
**[11:50] ---**
Kilimanjaro!\n
**[11:52] ---**
The Kilimanjaro jar, yo!\n
**[11:56] ---**
The Kilimanjaro jar, yo!\n
**[11:59] ---**
Jar, yo! Jar, yo!\n
**[12:03] ---**
"The Relaxabath Kurhaus"\n
**[12:04] ---**
It's gotten darker, so you kids be careful.\n
**[12:08] ---**
We'll be fine.\n
**[12:09] ---**
Makurazaki will take us home.\n
**[12:11] ---**
Kanade! Bye-bye-banana!\n
**[12:13] ---**
Banana-nana buttface!\n
**[12:14] ---**
Whoa!\n
**[12:15] ---**
Huh?\n
**[12:16] ---**
--Made you look!\n--Wha--?!\n
**[12:18] ---**
Dang it!\n
**[12:23] ---**
The dinosaur bath really did\nit for me. What about you, Kaho?\n
**[12:27] ---**
Let's see...\n
**[12:28] ---**
Maybe the diet cola bath?\n
**[12:30] ---**
You feel a little better now?\n
**[12:32] ---**
Yeah!\n
**[12:34] ---**
Kanade.\n
**[12:36] ---**
And Kaho-*yan*. Can I have a word with ya?
**[12:51] ---**
A-Are you sure it's okay\nfor us to be following them?\n
**[12:54] ---**
I mean, it's way too amusing to ignore.\n
**[12:57] ---**
Besides, that's rich coming\nfrom an inveterate eavesdropper.\n
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So what's this about?\n
**[13:09] ---**
I said I came to Tokyo 'cause\nMoms threw out all my cards, right?\n
**[13:14] ---**
Yeah?\n
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But...\n
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I been keepin' this ultra-rare 3S\ncard on me the whole time!\n
**[13:23] ---**
Th-That's the "Gaia Whispers 'Shine'" card!\n
**[13:28] ---**
Ack! Did he just pull that out of his undies?!\n
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...the whole time!\n
**[13:32] ---**
Th-That's...\n
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--Ack! Did he just pull that out of his undies?! --What *are* you doing?
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Oh! Taga! Shh!\n
**[13:40] ---**
And I'm givin' it to you.\n
**[13:42] ---**
Seriously? Yesss!\n
**[13:43] ---**
Wait--I ain't givin' it away for free.\n
**[13:46] ---**
What, you want money? I only have 814 yen.\n
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It's a *tradin'* card, remember.
**[13:53] ---**
So the card for...\n
**[13:55] ---**
The card for Kaho-*yan*!
**[13:57] ---**
What?!\n
**[13:59] ---**
Well? Pretty sweet, right?\n
**[14:03] ---**
D-Don't tell me Kanade would--\n
**[14:06] ---**
No deal.\n
**[14:08] ---**
Kaho isn't a *thing*. You can't treat girls like *things*.
**[14:17] ---**
I actually thought Kanade might go for it.\n
**[14:21] ---**
I'm sorry. And thank you.\n
**[14:24] ---**
Omigosh, I'm so happy!\n
**[14:28] ---**
Yeah, you're right, Kanade. My bad.\n
**[14:33] ---**
At least ya see where I'm comin' from.\n
**[14:35] ---**
What's with the drawl, huh?\n
**[14:37] ---**
Yers must be catchin'!\n
**[14:38] ---**
It ain't catchin', ya dumbo!\n
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It's like they're even closer now.\nGosh, what good friends!\n
**[14:48] ---**
Hey, Bro...\n
**[14:49] ---**
'Sup, Kanade?\n
**[14:50] ---**
With the card trade off the table,\nI've been thinking...\n
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Let's all date together!\n
**[14:58] ---**
The three of us?\n
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Yeah. You, me, and Kaho-*chin*.
**[15:03] ---**
Wait just a second here. *What*?
**[15:05] ---**
"You, me, and Kaho-*chin*" sounds like some romance novel--
**[15:09] ---**
this is crazy, right?\n
**[15:10] ---**
Just because they're\ngetting along doesn't mean--\n
**[15:13] ---**
You and Kaho are both important to me,\n
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so it'd be great if all three\nof us could pal around together.\n
**[15:22] ---**
Huh? What's this?\nEven though it happens all the time...\n
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...and it's not the first time\nKanade's been all mixed up...\n
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Ouch...\n
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Let's be a great trio from here on out.\n
**[15:39] ---**
Yup!\n
**[15:39] ---**
No...\n
**[15:42] ---**
My heart... it hurts.\n
**[15:46] ---**
That's not right.\n
**[15:50] ---**
Couples are couples. They don't date in threes.\n
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I'm thinking about Bro's feelings, too.\n
**[15:57] ---**
What about *my* feelings?
**[16:00] ---**
Huh?\n
**[16:01] ---**
And what about yours, Kanade?\n
**[16:05] ---**
Your feelings? You love me, right?\n
**[16:08] ---**
I do--I love you, Kanade. I love *only* you.
**[16:14] ---**
I'm not looking to play all\nfriendly with you and Joji.\n
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Huh? No playing? Then what do you want to do?\n
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It's not about me wanting to do this or that.\n
**[16:27] ---**
I want to be special for you alone,\nand I want you to be special for me.\n
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You can do whatever weird things\nand say whatever kiddy stuff you want,\n
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as long as I'm special to you.\n
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But sometimes I get the feeling that you...\n
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...you don't love me after all.\n
**[16:59] ---**
Kaho, you're crying? Where does it hurt?!\n
**[17:03] ---**
Her heart.\n
**[17:06] ---**
Atsushi!\n
**[17:08] ---**
The last time you said I made\nher cry, you hit me, Kanade.\n
**[17:14] ---**
This time, *you* made her cry, didn't you?
**[17:17] ---**
And in a much crueler way than I did.\n
**[17:22] ---**
I'm not bullying her!\n
**[17:25] ---**
You don't love her one bit. *That's* why she's crying.
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What?!\n
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In which case, I, the actual grown-up,\n
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will take her.\n
**[17:40] ---**
What's Taga doing?\n
**[17:44] ---**
Hey!\n
**[17:45] ---**
What's the big idea, cuttin' in on us? Who the heck are *you*?
**[17:48] ---**
I could ask you the same thing.\n
**[17:50] ---**
Bro here is my cousin!\n
**[17:52] ---**
Huh. How old?\n
**[17:54] ---**
Sixth grade!\n
**[17:55] ---**
I see.\n
**[17:56] ---**
Huh?!\n
**[17:57] ---**
Why're ya laughin'?\nAge ain't got nothin' to do with it!\n
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And ya can't just... *take* her!
**[18:02] ---**
'S like Kanade said: Kaho ain't\na thing you can just give and take!\n
**[18:08] ---**
Oh, I'm not taking her as a thing.\n
**[18:12] ---**
I'm taking her heart, too.\n
**[18:14] ---**
In a way a little kid never could.\n
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Um...\n
**[18:18] ---**
--In a way we can't?!\n--U-Um...\n
**[18:21] ---**
--I'm a you-can-do-it-if-you-try kid!\n--U-Um...\n
**[18:23] ---**
--And I'm a push-comes-to-shove man!\n--Um...\n
**[18:25] ---**
Ummm...\n
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--Big talk. You don't know a thing about women.\n--Um... ummm...\n
**[18:29] ---**
Will you stop with all the "umm"ing already?\n
**[18:31] ---**
If you've got something to say, say it!\nGod, you imbecile.\n
**[18:37] ---**
I-If I'm so annoying, why not just write me off?\n
**[18:40] ---**
You're the one who stepped\ninto this with plenty to say!\n
**[18:43] ---**
It's still just harassment, anyway!\n
**[18:45] ---**
Hmm...\n
**[18:46] ---**
Guess you're not taking the bait this time, eh?\n
**[18:49] ---**
Maybe you've learned something, you silly girl.\n
**[18:51] ---**
Wha--\n
**[18:52] ---**
I-I'm having an important\ndiscussion with Kanade right now!\n
**[18:57] ---**
Oh, an important discussion?\n
**[19:00] ---**
Eh?\n
**[19:02] ---**
Kanade?\n
**[19:03] ---**
You're too much.\nPrimary-schoolers fighting over you--really?\n
**[19:09] ---**
Now *that's* worth spying on. Right?
**[19:12] ---**
They can't tear themselves away.\n
**[19:14] ---**
Y-You're wrong!\n
**[19:16] ---**
--About what, Kota? --No way... What *is* all this?
**[19:18] ---**
--I-I was just--just innocently-- --No way... What *is* all this?
**[19:21] ---**
--I-I was just--just innocently-- --These people are always, *always*--
**[19:26] ---**
I do too know about women!\n
**[19:27] ---**
Yeah! It's spelled W-O-M-E-N!\n
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I can't!\n
**[19:32] ---**
I just can't!\n
**[19:33] ---**
Huh?\n
**[19:35] ---**
I'm not getting through to him at all!\n
**[19:38] ---**
Taga's mean, everyone's enjoying this...\n
**[19:42] ---**
...and I really don't know\nwhat Kanade's thinking.\n
**[19:46] ---**
I did my best to put my feelings\ninto words, but he's just not getting it!\n
**[19:53] ---**
What do I do now?\n
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"FIRST LOVE MONSTER\nAfter-Class Homeroom"\n
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--Our topic today--\n--Give my trunks back first!\n
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Who has them?!\n
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Ooh! Ooh!\n
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What's the difference\nbetween "p**-p**" and "w**ner"?\n
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Where'd *that* come from?
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I mean, there's lots of words for it, right?\n
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Right. Old guys say "d*ck."\n
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My sister? When she\nchanges her baby's diaper?\n
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She says "p**-p**."\n
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--Hey, but can I get my trunks--ah!\n--By that theory, newborns have p**-p**s...\n
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...we have w**ners...\n
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--...and old guys have d°cks! --My *trunks*!
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What a scoop! So w**ners\nchange names as we grow, huh?\n
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Like those "promotion fish"?\n
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What are those?\n
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Fish whose names change as they mature.\n
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Take the *buri* yellowtail. First it's called *wakashi*;
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then, as it gets bigger, *inada*, *warasa*, and finally *buri*.
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Huh!\n
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So we should really\ncall 'em "promotion w**ners"!\n
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"P**-p** > W**ner > D*ck"\n
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"P**-p** > W**ner > D*ck"\nLike this?\n
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"P**-p** > W**ner > D*ck"\nOh!\n
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"P**-p** > W**ner > D*ck"\nAh!\n
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I've seen people calling w**ners\n"rods" and "poles" and "bats"!\n
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Say what?!\n
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What's up with that? Huh, Kaz?\n
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They must have evolved independently.\n
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Evolved independently?!\n
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How cool is *that*?
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"P**-p** > W**ner > D*ck > Rod, Pole, Bat"\n
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You know, I've heard something, too.\n
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A word having to do with w**ners...\n
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...something like... "erection"?\n
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"Erection"?\n
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We got us a whole new one!\n
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I *think* I once heard Mom say her favorite clam dish was... erectable?
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--Oh, so it's a kind of shellfish!\n--Wrong!\n
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--Another independent evolution!\n--Wrong!\n
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Which means...\n
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...the final evolution of a w**ner is...\n
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...an erection!\n
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I'm telling you, you're wrong!\nAnd where are my trunks?!\n
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Renren here!\n
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Coming up on *FIRST LOVE MONSTER*...
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"Learn to hula-hoop like a champ! Don't circle\nyour hips--move them forward and back."\n
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"Thrust forward, thrust back. Once you can\nrepeat this without thinking, you can go forever!"\n
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All on the next *FIRST LOVE MONSTER*:
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"Hula-Hoop Hullabaloo"!\n
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And now for a match! Renren, chon!\n