12 - Adorable/Abnormable

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[00:12] ---
    If you're not eating this, I'll take it.\n
[00:14] ---
    Huh? Geez! But I love it--\nI was saving it for last!\n
[00:21] ---
    Ah...\n
[00:22] ---
    Hmm? What is it?\n
[00:23] ---
    Say that again, would you?\n
[00:25] ---
    Say what again?\n
[00:26] ---
    Why hadn't you eaten your seaweed yet?\n
[00:28] ---
    Huh?\n
[00:30] ---
    Because I love it?\n
[00:31] ---
    Mmm.\n
[00:34] ---
    Okay: got it.\n
[00:35] ---
    I've memorized the way you looked\nand sounded when you said "love" to me.\n
[00:40] ---
    L-Look, it's the seaweed I love, okay?
[00:43] ---
    Oh, I know.\n
[00:45] ---
    Still... a guy can dream, can't he?\n
[00:49] ---
    C'mon, let's go. We're gonna be late.\n
[00:51] ---
    I do like seaweed, but what I like even more...
[00:56] ---
    Bleah!\n
[00:58] ---
    Dumb ol' Kanade...\n
[01:23] ---
    "FIRST LOVE MONSTER"
[02:35] ---
    "Adorable/Abnormable"
[02:42] ---
    This rain sure came out of nowhere.\n
[02:47] ---
    Yeah...\n
[02:50] ---
    Our shoulders are so close...\n
[02:54] ---
    Kaho!\n
[03:04] ---
    Your skin's like marshmallows...\nI could eat it up.\n
[03:10] ---
    Ow!\n
[03:11] ---
    I think I twisted my ankle.\n
[03:17] ---
    Kaho... hang on tight.\n
[03:19] ---
    Huh?\n
[03:27] ---
    Kanade's heartbeat,\nhis hot breath--they surround me.\n
[03:33] ---
    What now? I want to stay like this forever!\n
[03:43] ---
    That ought to do the trick.\n
[03:46] ---
    Th-Thanks, Kanade.\nYou're good at this first-aid thing.\n
[03:51] ---
    I'm aiming for Tokyo University,\nso I'm studying all kinds of stuff.\n
[03:59] ---
    A rainbow! Look, Kanade--a rainbow!\n
[04:03] ---
    You know what? They say there's\ntreasure buried at the end of the rainbow.\n
[04:07] ---
    Ever since the day we met,\nthere's been a rainbow in my heart, too.\n
[04:14] ---
    And my... my treasure...\n
[04:18] ---
    It's you, Kaho.\n
[04:20] ---
    Kanade...\n
[04:23] ---
    We don't want your sprain to get worse.\nRest here in the infirmary, okay?\n
[04:27] ---
    I'll get my teacher's permission\nto leave early and come get you.\n
[04:30] ---
    We'll go home together.\n
[04:31] ---
    Huh? You're coming, too?\n
[04:34] ---
    Gotta have a hero to\nkeep the treasure safe, right?\n
[04:42] ---
    Never know when a bad guy's\ngonna come by to steal it!\n
[04:50] ---
    Would you look at that!\nA bad guy--here, of all places.\n
[04:57] ---
    That's no way to talk to your teacher, Kanade.\n
[05:01] ---
    Wait.\n
[05:26] ---
    I won't give you Kaho.\n
[05:27] ---
    Fine by me. I'll just have to take her.\n
[05:32] ---
    Is Kanade going to be okay?\n
[05:35] ---
    I mean, a skate-off against Mr. Taga...\n
[05:37] ---
    What gives, Kaz?\nDon't you have any faith in Kanade?\n
[05:41] ---
    It's not that...\n
[05:43] ---
    Mr. Taga's the legendary roller-skater\nwho once took the world by storm:\n
[05:49] ---
    Rollin' Atu-see!\n
[05:51] ---
    "Performing Worldwide - All Other Entertainers Grovel Before Him! - Rollin' Atu-See"
[05:54] ---
    Atu-see!\n
[05:58] ---
    Ya mean... Taga's that Rollin' Atu-see guy?!\n
[06:02] ---
    "Rollin' Atu-See"
[06:03] ---
    "Rollin' Atu-See" Atu-see!
[06:06] ---
    Also known as "Mr. Rolling Eternity"!
[06:08] ---
    "Mr. Rolling Eternity"
[06:09] ---
    "Mr. Rolling Eternity" Eternity!
[06:11] ---
    The same one feared as the "Pandora's Box on Wheels"?
[06:15] ---
    "Pandora's Box on Wheels"
[06:15] ---
    "Pandora's Box on Wheels" On wheels!
[06:17] ---
    It's started!\n
[06:42] ---
    Canelé pastries came out of Taga's armpits!
[06:50] ---
    And soft mochi rice cakes came out of Kanade's!\n
[06:53] ---
    Look!\n
[06:54] ---
    Kanade's mochi cakes are engulfing Mr. Taga's canelé!
[07:04] ---
    White canelé? This is revolutionary!
[07:07] ---
    Th-This warmth, brimming with kindness...\n
[07:15] ---
    There's soft mochi inside the canelé, too?!
[07:18] ---
    Canelé with a soft mochi center?
[07:20] ---
    Can this mean... Kanade was\nalready inside Taga's soul?!\n
[07:24] ---
    Ridiculous!\n
[07:26] ---
    Chewy, crispy, chewy...\n
[07:28] ---
    Kanade's heat is radiating through Taga's canelé both inside and out!
[07:32] ---
    It's gettin' hot in here, all right!\n
[07:56] ---
    The earth gone white...\n
[07:58] ---
    You were sketching out love\nacross this big campus of ours.\n
[08:02] ---
    You win, Kanade.\n
[08:04] ---
    "Taga"\n
[08:07] ---
    Kaho? I got that early-dismissal form stamped.\n
[08:16] ---
    You may still be sleeping now...\n
[08:18] ---
    ...but if you ever start to love me\nso much you can't live without me,\n
[08:24] ---
    be sure you wake up, Kaho.\n
[08:35] ---
    I've been like that for\na long time now, Kanade...\n
[08:49] ---
    You're awfully glum today, Kaho.\n
[08:51] ---
    Did something happen with Kanade?\n
[08:54] ---
    N-Not really!\n
[08:55] ---
    In the setting sun / Soft cheeks flushing\nhotly pink / Here, then: here is love.\n
[08:59] ---
    Ooh, Kota, a haiku!\n
[09:01] ---
    Keeping the spirit of popular poet\nMatsuo Basho alive, I see!\n
[09:05] ---
    Kaho stimulates my haiku-heart.\n
[09:08] ---
    That expression of hers was sublime!\n
[09:12] ---
    A rather fine poem, too, if I do say so myself.\n
[09:15] ---
    Mayhap I'll submit it to the\nhaiku column in am-am Magazine.\n
[09:19] ---
    You can't! It's too embarrassing!\n
[09:21] ---
    I won't--if you speak of the worry hidden in your heart.
[09:27] ---
    Kanade's... too dazzling.\n
[09:31] ---
    Sorry! You just had the\nmost amazing look on your face.\n
[09:35] ---
    Hey, Kaho--I've got an exhibition\ncoming up in New York. Model for me?\n
[09:40] ---
    I haven't taken my showpiece photo yet.\n
[09:43] ---
    In the setting sun / Tinting the tears\nthat now fall / Here, then: here is love.\n
[09:47] ---
    Arashi, take a look at Chiaki, would you?\n
[09:50] ---
    Arashi, a-are you going\nto make Kaho your m-model?\n
[09:55] ---
    I don't want you to! Let me be the only one in your viewfinder!
[10:01] ---
    You've finally told me\nhow you really feel, Chiaki.\n
[10:05] ---
    Come on--my lens is always\nfocused on you and you alone!\n
[10:10] ---
    Arashi!\n
[10:11] ---
    How wonderful! I want to be like them.\n
[10:17] ---
    Dear, dear--and me the\nonly one unattached. How lonely.\n
[10:21] ---
    Huh?\n
[10:22] ---
    But you're so popular with the girls, Kota!\n
[10:25] ---
    Seems romance doesn't\nquite fit that 5-7-5 pattern.\n
[10:29] ---
    It's a struggle, I tell you. I'll be\npartnered with poetry for a while yet...\n
[10:50] ---
    Hey.\n
[10:50] ---
    --Kanade? Um, I--\n--Shh. My manager's looking for me.\n
[10:54] ---
    Kanade? Hey, Kanade!\n
[10:58] ---
    Your... manager?\n
[11:00] ---
    I'm sorry, Kaho. I've kept it\nfrom you all this time, but I...\n
[11:04] ---
    I'm an idol.\n
[11:05] ---
    My dad runs a talent agency.\n
[11:08] ---
    He first let me on the lot when\nhe needed someone to play Passerby A,\n
[11:12] ---
    but after that...\n
[11:17] ---
    An idol?\n
[11:19] ---
    Girls squeeing at events,\nsqueeing at meet-and-greets,\n
[11:23] ---
    squeeing at magazine interviews,\n
[11:25] ---
    squeeing when he says "p-o-o-p"?\n
[11:28] ---
    That kind of idol, right?
[11:30] ---
    My... my heart hurts, somehow.\n
[11:33] ---
    Here I thought he was mine alone.\n
[11:38] ---
    So, listen...\n
[11:39] ---
    Oh, uh-huh? What's up?\n
[11:40] ---
    There's this preview event for the\npremiere of this drama I'm starring in,\n
[11:44] ---
    and I'll be reenacting key scenes as part of it.\n
[11:48] ---
    I'll have to do a kiss scene.\n
[11:51] ---
    How does your drama's kiss scene go?\n
[11:55] ---
    Like this.\n
[12:00] ---
    No, Kanade--don't kiss me there!\n
[12:02] ---
    Where would you prefer?\n
[12:04] ---
    It's not fair! You're always\nwinding me up like this...\n
[12:08] ---
    I mean, in the infirmary today--\n
[12:10] ---
    So... you heard my confession?\n
[12:17] ---
    So my secret's out.\nNow I don't know which way to turn.\n
[12:21] ---
    I'm so lame.\n
[12:23] ---
    No, you're not! You're cool, Kanade!\n
[12:29] ---
    Wow, Kanade, your ears are bright red!\n
[12:31] ---
    Because what you're saying\nmakes me want to jump for joy!\n
[12:37] ---
    Honestly, I've wanted\nto say this for a while now:\n
[12:41] ---
    Kaho, be my girlfriend.\n
[12:46] ---
    I will!\n
[12:49] ---
    You shine so brightly,\nand your words hold such happiness...\n
[12:54] ---
    I smiled, looking like I was about to cry.\n
[12:58] ---
    This love: it's adorable.\n
[13:03] ---
    --Miss Nikaido? Miss Nikaido!\n--Hey!\n
[13:04] ---
    --Kaho-yan! Kaho-yan? --Huh? Am I...
[13:06] ---
    --Hey! You okay?\n--Huh? Am I...\n
[13:08] ---
    --Kaho?\n--Come on back!\n
[13:11] ---
    What the heck, Kanade? Fightin' with Kaho-yan again?
[13:15] ---
    Fighting? That's right! I--\n
[13:19] ---
    Don't touch me!\n
[13:21] ---
    I just...\n
[13:24] ---
    I can't be...\n
[13:26] ---
    ...with you anymore...\n
[13:29] ---
    So that was a dream? A daydream?\n
[13:33] ---
    Bye, Kaho.\n
[13:35] ---
    W-Wait, Kanade!\n
[13:37] ---
    Don't get too close!\n
[13:38] ---
    I've changed.\n
[13:40] ---
    So I must go on a journey.\n
[13:42] ---
    I might even marry Sadako someday.\n
[13:48] ---
    Sadako's a dog. Can you even marry a dog?\n
[13:52] ---
    Kanade--it can't be!\n
[13:54] ---
    Sadako bit me.\n
[13:57] ---
    Are you serious, Kanade?!\n
[13:58] ---
    This ain't good... no, sirree!\n
[14:00] ---
    Wh-What's going on?\n
[14:02] ---
    Sadako's a human-faced dog!\n
[14:05] ---
    Eh?\n
[14:06] ---
    If you're bitten by a\nhuman-faced dog, you turn into one.\n
[14:10] ---
    I got a friend in Shiga whose relative's\ncousin's uncle's coworker's son got bit,\n
[14:16] ---
    and he turned into a human-faced dog!
[14:18] ---
    Wait, what? What is this?
[14:24] ---
    I'll be a dog soon!\n
[14:29] ---
    Kanade! No, Kanade!\n
[14:33] ---
    Huh? Whaaat?!\n
[14:34] ---
    They totally believe it!\n
[14:37] ---
    Listen up, Kanade:\n
[14:39] ---
    This is not a human-faced dog. It's just a regular ugly dog.
[14:45] ---
    S-Say what?!
[14:48] ---
    Once I found out you were\nsecretly looking after this ugly dog,\n
[14:52] ---
    I took this ugly dog to the vet\n
[14:55] ---
    and got this ugly dog its shots.\n
[14:59] ---
    So... so Kanade...\n
[15:01] ---
    Right: he won't turn into a\nhuman-faced dog. He'll stay human.\n
[15:05] ---
    Kanade!\n
[15:08] ---
    Kanade!\n
[15:09] ---
    Thank goodness!\n
[15:10] ---
    Hooray for Kanade!\n
[15:11] ---
    This is wonderful!\n
[15:12] ---
    It's better this way!\n
[15:13] ---
    What the hell?\n
[15:14] ---
    Huh? Kaho?\n
[15:18] ---
    You can totally tell just by looking!\n
[15:20] ---
    All this fuss 'cause you fell for an\nurban legend hook, line, and sinker! Geez!\n
[15:25] ---
    How obnoxious can you get?!\n
[15:28] ---
    You're always like that, Kanade!
[15:30] ---
    Kaho?\n
[15:31] ---
    You're always, always, always, always saying the weirdest things!
[15:34] ---
    Since we met, you've set up I don't even know how many gags!
[15:37] ---
    The biggest thing about you is that body!\n
[15:39] ---
    I keep telling myself it's a growth spurt, but is it? Is it really?
[15:44] ---
    Nope! I don't care if you suddenly grow bigger--\n
[15:46] ---
    but you can't just explain\nit away as a growth spurt!\n
[15:49] ---
    It's too darn sloppy!\n
[15:51] ---
    Here I thought your backpack was a custom order,\n
[15:53] ---
    but no, it's ready-made and just jammed onto your back!
[15:56] ---
    You wear that gym outfit every single day--
[15:59] ---
    how many gym outfits do you have?!
[16:01] ---
    And those bangs!
[16:03] ---
    They're always in that M shape--\n
[16:06] ---
    doesn't anyone tell you to cut\nthem when they grow into your eyes?\n
[16:08] ---
    For as much as you act the\ngrade-schooler when it's convenient,\n
[16:11] ---
    why must you do the hunk thing when it comes to your bangs?!
[16:15] ---
    Forget the "p°°p" and "w°°ner" schtick and cut your bangs!
[16:18] ---
    That's how you end up missing\nthe truth you've got to see!\n
[16:21] ---
    Our first date was a stroll\naround the neighborhood!\n
[16:24] ---
    You pushed me down onto my bed,\nbut then gave me a massage--\n
[16:27] ---
    and a good one, too!
[16:28] ---
    You're all "Pp! Wner! Pp! Wner!"\n
[16:31] ---
    Just when I was glad not to be traded for a Pachimon card,
[16:33] ---
    you suggest we all date together!\n
[16:35] ---
    And all the "pp" and "wner" talk!\n
[16:38] ---
    You used a hula-hoop to decide if we should break up?
[16:41] ---
    Pp!\n
[16:41] ---
    You proposed to me on a harmonica?!
[16:43] ---
    Wner!\n
[16:43] ---
    Pp and wner, you saw me in my underwear\n
[16:46] ---
    with no ppin' reaction!\n
[16:47] ---
    Pp! Wner! Pp! Wner! Pp! Wner!\n
[16:51] ---
    What's so funny about pp and wners, anyway?!\n
[16:56] ---
    Pp! Wner! Pp! Wner! Pp! Wner!\n
[17:10] ---
    You're a riot, Kaho! That was a ton of poop and w°°ners!
[17:16] ---
    I'm sorry, Kanade...\n
[17:20] ---
    Huh?\n
[17:22] ---
    For all those crazy complaints\nto come spilling out...\n
[17:24] ---
    That shouldn't come from the likes of--\n
[17:26] ---
    No saying "the likes of me." Remember?\n
[17:39] ---
    Kanade...\n
[17:42] ---
    But hey, ending your sentences\nwith "poop" and "wner" is super fun!\n
[17:46] ---
    Leave it to you, Kaho! What a find!\n
[17:51] ---
    That girlfriend of his is a real piece of work.\n
[17:53] ---
    Is that what grown-up women do for dirty jokes?\n
[17:56] ---
    That's the girl I fell for once upon a time:\n
[17:58] ---
    Kaho-yan! No, Kaho-chin! No, Kaho-p°°-p°°!
[18:03] ---
    --Kaho-p-p!\n--Kaho-p**-p**!\n
[18:06] ---
    Kaho-p**-p**!\n
[18:08] ---
    --Kaho-p**-p**! Kaho-p**-p**!\n--Hey there, gang!\n
[18:13] ---
    The afternoon events are about to begin.\n
[18:15] ---
    Kanade...\n
[18:17] ---
    Relax and enjoy your sports festival, now.\n
[18:21] ---
    I will! Thanks, Atsushi!\n
[18:55] ---
    "White Team | Red Team"\n
[19:16] ---
    The meat's ready, folks!\n
[19:19] ---
    Okay!\n
[19:22] ---
    I'll take some meat, wner!\n
[19:24] ---
    Me, too, wner!\n
[19:25] ---
    Looks good, wner!\n
[19:28] ---
    It's crazy tasty, wner!\n
[19:30] ---
    What's that? What are you all saying?\n
[19:33] ---
    Wner!\n
[19:34] ---
    It's a game they picked up from Kaho.\n
[19:36] ---
    What?! I didn't see that coming...
[19:39] ---
    Sniff... sniff...\n
[19:41] ---
    The smell of your lower half\nis a feast unto itself, Shugo.\n
[19:45] ---
    Mafuyu! Please stop--that kind of thing\n
[19:48] ---
    --could get you in trouble!\n--C'mon, Sadako, st up and bg.\n
[19:52] ---
    I understand that dog is\ncoming to stay at Kasumi House.\n
[19:55] ---
    Uh-huh. Taga worked\nthings out with Mr. Takahashi.\n
[20:00] ---
    From this distance,\nKanade looks like the ideal boyfriend.\n
[20:06] ---
    He does, doesn't he?\n
[20:08] ---
    But I don't just want to look at him from afar.\n
[20:13] ---
    I don't want Kanade to be just this hot guy.\n
[20:18] ---
    I see. Well, that's fine.\n
[20:21] ---
    Oops, I'm out of meat.\nLet's get seconds, Arashi.\n
[20:25] ---
    Sure thing, Chiaki.\n
[20:30] ---
    Hey, Kaho...\n
[20:32] ---
    Kanade, that's great news about Sadako, huh?\n
[20:38] ---
    When I saw Sadako abandoned like that,\nI thought she looked just like you.\n
[20:44] ---
    It was like you were abandoned... and I just couldn't leave her like that.
[20:54] ---
    A-Are we really that alike?\n
[20:57] ---
    Yeah!\n
[21:00] ---
    Sadako...\n
[21:02] ---
    Kaho...\n
[21:03] ---
    Let's stay together forever!\n
[21:07] ---
    He's so cool, I feel this tightness in my chest.\n
[21:10] ---
    He makes so little sense\nsometimes, I'm just shocked.\n
[21:13] ---
    But that's Kanade.\n
[21:17] ---
    Thank you for meeting me, Kanade.\n
[21:20] ---
    Thank you for making me your girlfriend, Kanade!\n
[21:24] ---
    Kaho, Kaho!\n
[21:27] ---
    This is for you.\n
[21:32] ---
    Thank you, Kanade!\n
[21:35] ---
    The monster called\n"first love" is still coming after me.\n
[21:39] ---
    But I think I can take any attack it dishes out.\n
[21:43] ---
    After all, I love Kanade\njust the way he is--right now!\n
[21:52] ---
    Eh?\n
[21:54] ---
    Huh? Sadako's got a wner!\n
[21:56] ---
    Yep, that's a wner, all right.\n
[21:58] ---
    No mistakin' that wner.\n
[22:00] ---
    So she's a boy?\n
[22:01] ---
    Yup. The "ko" in "Sadako" is for "coj*nes."\n
[22:07] ---
    So she's ugly and a boy?!
[22:15] ---
    "Afterschool Homeroom"\n
[22:18] ---
    This is our final meeting, so I'd like\nto take this opportunity to say something.\n
[22:23] ---
    I think of Kanade a trillion times more\nthan that crappy dumb idiot girl does.\n
[22:29] ---
    When it comes to caring about\nKanade, I simply can't be beat.\n
[22:32] ---
    Ya can't get away with sayin' that around me!\n
[22:35] ---
    With all due respect,\n
[22:36] ---
    I'm certain that I was more seriously\nworried for Kanade than you were\n
[22:39] ---
    during the human-faced-dog incident, Taga.\n
[22:41] ---
    --Ah! It tickles when you lick me there!\n--Caught up in your grown-up common sense,\n
[22:45] ---
    you'd made up your mind at the start\nthat Sadako wasn't a human-faced dog.\n
[22:49] ---
    But I considered the possibility that he was,
[22:52] ---
    and if Kanade became one himself,\n
[22:54] ---
    I was prepared to, too--right along with him!\n
[22:56] ---
    Oh! Th-that's my gyun spot! Don't...
[22:59] ---
    Well, I thought of that, too!
[23:01] ---
    I'd decided to dedicate the rest of my life
[23:03] ---
    to developing a drug that would turn him back!\n
[23:06] ---
    Y'all are thinkin' too hard!\n
[23:08] ---
    Human-faced dog or no, Kanade's still Kanade!\n
[23:11] ---
    I could spend my whole life with dog-Kanade!\n
[23:14] ---
    He'd be my dog, and we'd\nlive together happily ever after!\n
[23:17] ---
    Kanade could never be happy\nliving with the likes of you.\n
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    I'm sure he'd choose to live as my dog.
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    Ack! Not so hard! Not so... much!
[23:27] ---
    No, Kanade is my dog!
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    --He could be a family dog with me! A big-family dog! --My dog.
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    He'd be happier as my dog!
[23:33] ---
    My dog! No, mine! He wants to be mine!