6 - A. Maid B. Lieutenant Colonel C. Little Devil

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[00:02] Mari
    We want to play a quiz
    game with you, meow!
[00:04] Yuki
    If you win, you'll get something nice, meow!
[00:06] Guys
    Okay!
[00:07] Mari
    All right, Master, this is a quiz on
    the noises animals make, meow!
[00:10] Yuki
    Ta-da!
[00:11] Guy
    The noises animals make?
[00:13] Mari
    Dogs go "bow-wow." Monkeys go "ook-ook."
[00:16] Mari
    Flying squirrels go "chik-chik."
[00:17] Mari
    Giraffes go "moo."
[00:20] Yuki
    So what noise does a koala make?
[00:23] Guy
    Koa-koa?
[00:24] Both
    Bzzt! Wrong!
[00:26] Yuki
    The answer is...
SIGN    Question 6:  "A. Maid  B. Lieutenant Colonel  C. Little Devil"
[02:01] Girl
    No way!
[02:02] Girl
    It's true.
[02:03] Shiki
    Look, Inoue! Absolute territory!
[02:07] Inoue
    What? Is this your first time in Akiba?
[02:09] Shiki
    Yeah. I've been interested
    in coming here for a while,
SIGN    Akihabara
[02:12] Shiki
    but I've never had a chance to visit.
SIGN    Akihabara
[02:14] Shiki
    Also, well... I-It's my first time
    going somewhere with a friend.
[02:18] Inoue
    Cut that out!
[02:19] Shiki
    Also, um...
[02:20] Inoue
    What now?
[02:22] Shiki
    Well, you see, my parents bought me this.
[02:24] Inoue
    A smartphone?
[02:25] Shiki
    Um... If it's okay with you...
[02:28] Shiki
    Can we exchange contact info?
[02:30] Inoue
    Can't you just ask normally?!
SIGN    Easy 
    Manual
[02:33] Shiki
    Huh? But that's not in here.
[02:35] Inoue
    Why would it?! And don't read the manual!
[02:39] Mari
    Please come inside!
[02:41] Yuki
    We're holding an event!
[02:43] Mari
    Hey, Yukicchi...
[02:45] Yuki
    What's up, Maririn?
[02:46] Mari
    Why did the job you said would broaden
    my horizons have to be a maid café?
[02:50] Mari
    Why am I wearing cat ears?!
[02:51] Yuki
    Well, if you're going to work, don't
    you want to look cute doing it?
[02:54] Yuki
    They look great on you, anyway!
[02:56] Yuki
    Remember, this is to raise
    funds for a set of buzzers.
[02:59] Mari
    If anyone I know sees me,
    I'll die of embarrassment!
[03:02] Yuki
    That'd be a pretty unlikely coincidence.
[03:04] Mari
    I know, but...
[03:07] Mari
    Lend me your glasses!
[03:09] Mari
    Sasajima-senpai and Jinko-san...
[03:11] Mari
    Isn't that the corner of Akiba that's famous
    for all of its electronics wholesale stores?
[03:16] Jinko
    Oh, man! Seein' all this tech
     gets my heart racin'!
[03:19] Gakuto
    We're only here to get an estimate today.
[03:21] Jinko
    Yep, this is the stuff.
[03:23] Jinko
    How many buttons do we need?
[03:25] Gakuto
    I'd like to have at least six.
[03:27] Gakuto
    We could use this as our light.
[03:29] Jinko
    Aw, but this one's totes cuter!
[03:31] Gakuto
    Think about our budget.
[03:33] Jinko
    Stingy!
[03:34] Gakuto
    What goes inside the control box is more
    important than the buzzers themselves.
[03:38] Jinko
    Buildin' it the normal way is no fun!
[03:41] Jinko
    Let's give it some pizzazz!
[03:44] Gakuto
    Please just make a normal set.
[03:49] Shiki
    I haven't been to many arcades before.
[03:52] Shiki
    I'm kinda nervous...
[03:53] Inoue
    We're not here to play around.
[03:55] Inoue
    This is secret training.
[03:57] (Flashback) Gakuto
    After the break, we'll have a
    showdown between our members.
[04:00] (Flashback) Gakuto
    It won't be any fun if
    Fukami-kun wins everything.
[04:02] Shiki
    There's actually a quiz bowl game?
[04:05] Shiki
    I'm surprised you knew about it.
[04:06] Inoue
    Well, when you go to arcades,
    you see this kinda stuff.
[04:09] Inoue
    This is a game that lets you compete
    with other players over a network.
SIGN    Please touch the  screen to begin
SIGN    Network Competition  Quiz Bowl Game
SIGN    Quiz 
    Empire 
    III
SIGN    Please touch the  screen to begin
[04:12] Inoue
    It's apparently really popular.
[04:13] Shiki
    Ooh...
[04:14] Inoue
    They say people who compete in
    quiz bowl play it in video game form
[04:18] Inoue
    more than they actually compete in meets.
[04:20] Shiki
    You know a lot about this.
[04:21] Inoue
    I saw it online.
SIGN    Quiz 
    Empire 
    III
[04:23] Inoue
    "First, create your avatar
    and give it a name."
SIGN    Body | Hair | Eyes | Mouth | Outfit 1 | Outfit 2 | Accessories
[04:27] Inoue
    "The more points you win,
    the higher your rank," huh?
[04:28] Voice
    Let's do this!
SIGN    Confirm
SIGN    Back
SIGN    Confirm
[04:33] Shiki
    Why "Boss"?
[04:35] Shiki
    Oh, you're Boss Inoue!
SIGN    Boss Inoue
SIGN    Inoue Daisuke
[04:38] Inoue
    It says "Daisuke," not Boss.
SIGN    Clearing the  First Hurdle
SIGN    Arcade Only  Match
SIGN    Battle for  the Province
SIGN    Nationwide Match
SIGN    Conquer the Nation
SIGN    Select Mode
[04:40] Shiki
    Three play modes...
SIGN    Arcade Only  Match
SIGN    Battle for  the Province
SIGN    Clearing the  First Hurdle
SIGN    Arcade Only  Match
SIGN    Battle for  the Province
SIGN    Nationwide Match
SIGN    Conquer the Nation
[04:41] Inoue
    Let's start with the arcade only match.
SIGN    Arcade Only  Match
SIGN    Battle for  the Province
SIGN    Nationwide Match
SIGN    Conquer the Nation
SIGN    Arcade Only
     Match
SIGN    Battle for 
    the Province
[04:46] Inoue
    I'll be counting on your massive
    stockpile of knowledge.
[04:50] Shiki
    Right!
[04:51] Voice
    Matching you with other players.
[04:52] Voice
    Your opponent has been selected.
[04:52] [SONG] Title
    Your Opponent Has Been Selected
SIGN    Lieutenant Colonel  Chisato  Pts: 325,404  Tokyo Major Land Akihabara
SIGN    Private  TAISHO  Pts: 0  Tokyo Major Land Akihabara
[04:55] Inoue
    A lieutenant colonel right off the bat?!
[04:58] Inoue
    And 325,404 points?
[05:00] Inoue
    Incredible! I mean, the boobs, mainly!
[05:02] Voice
    First stage, begin!
[05:03] Voice
    Association Panel Fastest
    Finger First Quiz!
SIGN    Association Panel  Quiz
SIGN    Fastest Finger First
SIGN    Sports
    
    Use the following hints 
    to figure out the answer
[05:07] Inoue
    I get it.
[05:09] Inoue
    Use the hints to figure out the answer, huh?
SIGN    Modern Pentathlon
[05:12] Shiki
    "Modern pentathlon..."
SIGN    Touché
[05:13] Inoue
    "Touché?"
SIGN    First Strike
SIGN    Fe
SIGN    Fen
SIGN    Fenc
SIGN    Fenci
SIGN    Fencin
SIGN    Fencing
[05:19] Shiki
    I knew it...
[05:20] Inoue
    If you know it, buzz in!
SIGN    First Strike
[05:24] Shiki
    Again?!
[05:25] Inoue
    Impressive quizzing,
    Lieutenant Colonel Chisato.
[05:28] Shiki
    Association panels...
[05:30] Shiki
    This is basically the same as the
    "fastest finger first" quiz bowl.
[05:34] Shiki
    "Fastest finger first" questions are
    also comprised of several hints,
SIGN    Fastest Finger Questions
SIGN    The  of  
    that  is what?
[05:38] Shiki
    and you work out the answer from them.
SIGN    Association Questions
    Use the following hints to figure out the answer.
SIGN    Hint 1  Hint 2  Hint 3
[05:40] Shiki
    Association panels are the same.
[05:41] Shiki
    The hints lead you to the correct
    answer as they're revealed.
[05:44] Shiki
    The setup is the same.
[05:46] Shiki
    Association...
[05:48] Shiki
    Let's improve our association skills!
[05:50] Inoue
    How about improving
    our fantasizing skills?
[05:51] Voice
    Now for the final question
    of the first round.
SIGN    Use the following hints 
    to figure out the answer
SIGN    Cards
[05:54] Shiki
    Cards?
[05:56] Shiki
    Colors, shapes, numbers, origins...
[05:58] Shiki
    Or something that uses cards as a motif?
[06:00] Shiki
    I guess there's no way to get
    the answer from just one clue.
[06:02] Shiki
    The second hint...
SIGN    Literature
[06:07] Inoue
    Huh?! On the first hint?!
SIGN    A
SIGN    Al
SIGN    Ali
SIGN    Alic
SIGN    Alice
SIGN    Alice in
SIGN    Alice in W
SIGN    Alice in Won
SIGN    Alice in Wond
SIGN    Alice in Wonder
SIGN    Alice in Wonderla
SIGN    Alice in Wonderland
[06:11] Shiki
    Sweet!
[06:13] Inoue
    How'd you know that?
[06:15] Shiki
    I was caught between Alice in 
    Wonderland and The Queen of Spades,
[06:20] Shiki
    but I figured if it was The Queen of Spades,
[06:22] Shiki
    the obvious "cards" hint would have come later.
[06:24] Inoue
    But how did you get those two
    choices from just "cards"?
SIGN    Literature
[06:28] Shiki
    From this.
[06:29] Inoue
    Oh, the category?
[06:30] Shiki
    Yeah. The category is limited to start
    with, so that narrows down the answers.
[06:35] Shiki
    The category itself works just like a hint.
[06:38] Inoue
    Wow, that seems like it'd be really obvious.
[06:41] Shiki
    Yeah, I guess so...
[06:43] Inoue
    But what's amazing is that you
    actually notice stuff like that.
[06:49] Shiki
    Inoue praised me...
[06:52] Voice
    Second round: Multiple
    Answers Tower Quiz!
[06:55] Voice
    Your points will stack up
    for every correct answer you get.
[06:59] Voice
    Banzai!
[06:59] Voice
    But if you choose even one wrong answer,
    you get zero points for that question.
[07:01] Voice
    Oh, no!
[07:04] Shiki
    So there are multiple answers
     to these questions?
SIGN    Arabic
    Japanese
    Turkish
    Chinese
    Spanish
    Portuguese
SIGN    Russian
    Japanese
    French
    Italian
    English
    Korean
[07:08] Inoue
    Whoa... Do you know?
SIGN    Social Studies
    Which of the following 
    are official languages of
     the United Nations?
[07:10] Shiki
    I'm pretty sure there are six languages...
SIGN    English
SIGN    English
SIGN    Chinese  Spanish
SIGN    Chinese
    
    Spanish
SIGN    Chinese
    
    Spanish
SIGN    French
SIGN    French
SIGN    Arabic
SIGN    Arabic
SIGN    Russian
SIGN    Russian
SIGN    Russian 
    Arabic 
    French 
    Chinese 
    Spanish 
    English
SIGN    Russian 
    French 
    Spanish 
    Arabic 
    Chinese 
    English
[07:17] Inoue
    All right! Perfect!
    We get three bonus points!
[07:21] Voice
    Great job!
SIGN    Which of the following 
    are Impressionist or 
    Post-impressionist painters?
    Renoir | Michelangelo 
    Munch |Degas
    Camille Pissarro | Picasso 
     Van Gogh | Cezanne 
     El Greco | Monet
    Morisot | Rembrandt
[07:22] Shiki
    The next one is "Arts and Music..."
[07:25] Inoue
    You should know this one, right?
[07:27] Shiki
    Unlike the last question, I don't know
    how many correct answers there are.
SIGN    Degas
SIGN    Degas
[07:31] Shiki
    I'd better be careful.
SIGN    Cezanne  Monet
SIGN    Cezanne
    
    Monet
SIGN    Cezanne
    
    Monet
SIGN    Renoir
[07:34] Shiki
    And then there's...
SIGN    Camille Pissarro
[07:35] Inoue
    Hurry! Time's running out!
SIGN    Van Gogh
SIGN    Morisot
SIGN    Morisot
SIGN    Camille Pissarro 
    Cezanne 
    Renoir 
    Monet 
    Degas
SIGN    Morisot  Van Gogh  Camille Pissarro Renoir  Monet  Cezanne  Degas
[07:38] Inoue
    Awesome! Perfect!
[07:40] Inoue
    You beat Lieutenant Colonel Chisato!
[07:41] Voice
    Great!
[07:44] Shiki
    Multiple answers...
[07:46] Shiki
    Does competitive quiz bowl have them, too?
[07:48] Inoue
    I'm not sure. He did say
    there are lots of formats...
[07:52] Shiki
    This is great.
[07:53] Shiki
    I get to put my useless
    knowledge to good use,
[07:56] Shiki
    and I don't need buzzing techniques.
[07:58] Shiki
    I might be a little more
    confident about winning this!
SIGN    Manga, Anime, and Video Games
    Which of the following are 
    computer game genres?
[08:02] Shiki
    "RPG" is one, right?
[08:04] Inoue
    It is.
[08:08] Inoue
    Are you serious?! We blew it!
[08:12] Shiki
    Don't worry.
[08:13] Inoue
    If we don't score some points on
    the next round, it's game over!
[08:17] Shiki
    L-Let's go for it!
SIGN    What is this?
[08:18] Shiki
    A blurred image?!
[08:20] Inoue
    Visual questions?!
[08:22] Inoue
    W-With these, it's best to
    lean back a bit and squint...
[08:26] Ashiya
    It's awfully noisy over there.
[08:27] Mikuriya
    Probably just some newbies.
[08:30] Ashiya
    Those voices sound familiar...
[08:34] Ashiya
    Ah, thought so.
[08:36] Ashiya
    The first-years from Buzou, right?
[08:38] Inoue
    Oh! You're the president of Miyaura's team...
[08:41] Shiki
    Ashiya-san!
[08:43] Shiki
    What a coincidence.
[08:44] Ashiya
    Sure is. Speaking of coincidences,
[08:47] Ashiya
    the opponent you guys
     are facing right now...
[08:50] Ashiya
    ...is this guy.
[08:51] Mikuriya
    Why did you tell them?!
SIGN    Lieutenant Colonel  Chisato  Pts: 325,875  Tokyo Major Land  Akihabara
[08:54] Both
    Lieutenant Colonel Chisato?!
[08:56] Mikuriya
    Never would've guessed
    I was facing you guys.
[08:59] Inoue
    What is "Chisato"? Your username?
[09:02] Inoue
    And your avatar has massive boobs!
    Are you secretly an otaku?!
[09:04] Mikuriya
    Shut up!
[09:06] Ashiya
    Um, the game's continuing without you.
[09:10] Ashiya
    In the final round, you
    can choose your category.
[09:12] Ashiya
    Pick the one you're best at.
[09:14] Shiki
    Wow, you're giving us advice?
[09:17] Ashiya
    It's a free service for new players.
[09:18] Inoue
    Thanks!
[09:20] Shiki
    Do you play this game often?
[09:22] Ashiya
    Yeah. I always keep an eye out for
    good questions, as well as new ones.
[09:27] Ashiya
    As long as I remember the
    answer and some keywords,
[09:30] Ashiya
    I can compose lots of questions later.
[09:32] Inoue
    You go to all that trouble?
[09:34] Ashiya
    Sure do. I'm instantly on top
    of anything related to quiz bowl.
[09:38] Ashiya
    You've gotta be starved of
    questions at all times.
[09:40] Shiki
    He said that so casually...
[09:42] Inoue
    That line would sound suffocating
    if Sasajima-senpai said it!
[09:48] Akira
    Aw, they're all taken?
SIGN    Please select two categories:
    
    Natural Science
    Social Studies
    Literature
    Arts and Music
    Sports
    Manga, Anime, and Video Games
    Lifestyle
    History
[09:52] Voice
    Category selection complete.
[09:54] Mikuriya
    Why did I have to end up facing
    off against them in this game?
[09:58] Shiki
    Mikuriya-kun's picked
    "Natural Science" and "Lifestyle"?
[10:01] Ashiya
    He's the very definition of a science nerd.
[10:03] Ashiya
    He must have picked "Lifestyle" because
    he thought you two would be bad at it.
[10:07] Mikuriya
    "Literature" is the obvious choice,
[10:09] Mikuriya
    but will the other be "Manga,
    Anime, and Video Games"?
[10:11] Mikuriya
    Won't Koshiyama try to
    make this challenging?
[10:14] Mikuriya
    He did win some points off of me,
    even if only on a few questions.
[10:18] Mikuriya
    I'd rather not have to
    reveal my hand here...
[10:21] Mikuriya
    But as long as I'm in this
    showdown, I'll show no mercy!
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
[10:26] [Messenger] Text
    Smartphone!
[10:26] [Messenger] Text
    Smartphone!
SIGN    Uh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Card Sniping Quiz
[10:29] Voice
    Card Sniping Quiz!
SIGN    Question
[10:31] Voice
    The fastest on the draw wins this battle to
    find the correct answer out of several cards!
SIGN    Incorrect
SIGN    Incorrect
SIGN    Correct
SIGN    Incorrect
[10:40] Voice
    If you make two incorrect
    guesses, you're out!
[10:45] Shiki
    "Card Sniping"?
[10:47] Ashiya
    There's no fixed number of
    cards or correct answers,
[10:50] Ashiya
    so even if you get one right,
    stay focused right to the end.
[10:53] Both
    Right!
[10:54] Mikuriya
    You're blabbing too much.
SIGN    Card Sniping Quiz Natural Science Question 1
SIGN    Which of the following 
    numbers is divisible by 3?
[10:57] Shiki
    A math question?!
[10:59] Shiki
    N-Not that one, right?
[11:01] Shiki
    What's with all those digits?!
[11:03] Inoue
    I don't know... I don't think that one is!
[11:04] Mikuriya
    The trick to this one is that the sum
    of all the digits is a multiple of three.
[11:09] Mikuriya
    Once you know that, it's
    easy to do it in your head.
[11:13] Inoue
    Damn! He got that one!
[11:15] Shiki
    Huh? You knew it?
[11:16] Inoue
    Yes! Got it!
[11:18] Shiki
    Wow!
[11:19] Shiki
    Are you good at mental arithmetic?
SIGN    Doesn't know
     the trick, but 
    worked it out
     in his head
[11:21] Inoue
    I'm a rank 2 with an abacus!
[11:22] Inoue
    Okay! Leave the "Manga, Anime,
    and Video Games" one to me!
[11:25] Shiki
    It's all yours!
SIGN    Which of the following were game consoles 
    released by Sega for home use?
SIGN    Manga, Anime, and Video Games
SIGN    SegaStation
[11:31] Inoue
    Heh, no such thing.
[11:33] Shiki
    Huh?
[11:34] Inoue
    Dreamcast! Yes!
SIGN    Dreamcast
[11:38] Inoue
    Are you kidding me?!
[11:40] Shiki
    He got it first!
[11:41] Inoue
    Ashiya-san, he's a total otaku, isn't he?!
[11:44] Ashiya
    Well, he's on the quiz team,
    so he's not exactly inexperienced...
SIGN    Lifestyle
[11:49] Shiki
    "Lifestyle..."
[11:51] Shiki
    What kind of question will it be?
[11:53] Shiki
    I realize now, after seeing the last question,
[11:55] Shiki
    that if you guess after seeing the whole
    word on the card, it'll be too late.
[11:58] Shiki
    Inoue, think of some possible
    answers before the cards come up.
[12:03] Shiki
    Why don't we try to collate the answers in
    our heads and match them to the cards?
[12:07] Shiki
    If we're right, we can buzz in reflexively.
[12:09] Inoue
    Oh... We might be able
    to buzz in faster that way.
[12:12] Ashiya
    I thought he was just
    a fountain of knowledge,
[12:14] Ashiya
    but he's theoretically analyzed the rules, too.
SIGN    Lifestyle
SIGN    Which of the 12 months are  "long months" with 31 days?
[12:20] Inoue
    "Long months"?
[12:21] Shiki
    January, March, May, July,
    August, October, December...
[12:25] Inoue
    This should be easy, right?
[12:27] Inoue
    Wait, they're in English?!
[12:28] Shiki
    So that's it!
[12:30] Shiki
    March... That's one!
[12:32] Shiki
    Got it!
[12:34] Inoue
    He's fast!
[12:36] Shiki
    I guess that would've been too easy, huh?
[12:39] Shiki
    Just because we came up with that plan
    doesn't mean speed will be enough.
[12:43] Shiki
    But...
[12:43] Shiki
    What if I try that?
[12:49] Inoue
    Another one to Mikuriya?!
[12:56] Shiki
    It's not over yet!
[13:01] Inoue
    No letters are even showing yet!
[13:03] Inoue
    May? It's May!
[13:05] Shiki
    The plan worked!
[13:07] Inoue
    "Plan"?! That wasn't a guess?!
SIGN    The  End
[13:09] Shiki
    Nope. I'd decided that if it took a while
    for any letters to show, I'd buzz in.
[13:14] Mikuriya
    I see now! The number of letters!
[13:16] Shiki
    May's the only month with only
    three letters in its name.
[13:20] Shiki
    The fact that it has the fewest letters
[13:22] Shiki
    means the part of the card where
    the hint isn't visible is much larger.
[13:26] Inoue
    Oh!
[13:27] Inoue
    So not seeing the hint
    is a hint in itself?
[13:29] Shiki
    Right!
[13:30] Mikuriya
    How did he notice that
    loophole in the rules so quickly?
[13:34] Ashiya
    It's pretty amazing to actually
    guess correctly like that.
[13:39] Mikuriya
    Interesting.
[13:41] Inoue
    Okay! That just leaves "Literature"!
[13:43] Shiki
    Yeah!
[13:48] Akira
    Very interesting.
SIGN    Literature
SIGN    Which of the following  Shakespeare plays is  counted among the  "Four Great Tragedies"?
[13:53] Shiki
    All right! This is easy to narrow down!
[13:55] Mikuriya
    I won't lose this one!
[13:56] Guy
    Oh, I'm good at these.
SIGN    A Midsummer Night's Dream
    Romeo and Juliet
[14:03] Mikuriya
    He got it wrong?
[14:04] Guy
    Sorry. See, all the machines
    for this game are taken.
[14:08] Guy
    Should middle school kids
    even be in an arcade?
[14:11] Ashiya
    Mikuriya, stop.
[14:15] Ashiya
    Excuse me, but those two are with us.
    Could you see your way to leaving them alone?
[14:19] Ashiya
    We'll give you our machine.
[14:21] Ashiya
    Come on over here, you two.
[14:22] Both
    Ashiya-san!
[14:25] Guy
    Oh, cool. One's open now.
[14:26] Guy
    Thanks, man.
[14:29] Ashiya
    Let it go. If you start trouble and
    get reported, we'll have a real problem.
[14:35] Guy
    What the h—
[14:37] Guy
    Huh?
[14:39] Akira
    I was next in line.
[14:42] Akira
    I don't think you two understand etiquette,
[14:44] Akira
    you sad old men.
[14:47] Guy
    What did ya call us, you cosplaying bitch?!
[14:48] Guy
    You wanna fight us?!
[14:50] Akira
    Sure. If we're going to have
    a match, let's do it for real.
[14:54] Guy
    A match?
[14:55] Akira
    If you guys win, I'll give
    you anything you want.
[15:01] Akira
    If you win, that is.
[15:04] Guy
    All right!
[15:04] Guy
    Don't forget you said that!
[15:06] Guy
    Which game do you wanna play?!
[15:08] Akira
    Pick whichever one you're best at.
[15:11] Guy
    Say what?
[15:12] Ashiya
    This is probably a good
    time to get out of here.
[15:15] Shiki
    But we haven't thanked that
    person for helping us...
[15:19] Mikuriya
    I wouldn't call that "helping us."
[15:22] Ashiya
    It doesn't look like that
    was the intention, anyway.
[15:25] Inoue
    A fighting game?
[15:34] Akira
    Instakill!
[15:36] Guy
    Seriously?
[15:37] Guy
    Aw crap!
[15:40] Akira
    Aw man, they ran away.
[15:43] Akira
    They were all talk, after all.
    Whatever, I'll let them go this time.
[15:50] Shiki
    U-Um, thank you for helping—
[15:52] Akira
    I watched you guys playing.
[15:54] Shiki
    Huh?
[15:55] Akira
    It was exciting! You're good at quizzing!
[15:59] Akira
    I'd love to play with you guys, too.
[16:01] Akira
    You're welcome to play,
    too, Lieutenant Colonel.
[16:03] Akira
    You seem to have a bit
    more of an edge at this.
[16:07] Ashiya
    Sorry, but we have to get going.
[16:10] Ashiya
    Let's go, Koshiyama-kun.
[16:11] Shiki
    R-Right!
[16:12] Akira
    Whoa, wait a sec!
[16:15] Akira
    Hey...
[16:16] Akira
    Are you guys...
[16:20] Akira
    actual quiz freaks?
[16:22] Akira
    You take quiz bowl seriously, right?
[16:26] Akira
    Like, keeping an eye out for
    questions and stuff like that?
[16:28] Akira
    You're really going all out!
[16:30] Akira
    I bet you spend every day cramming
    just for quiz bowl, right?
[16:34] Akira
    Are you honor students at school, too?
[16:38] Shiki
    Are you making fun of us?
[16:41] Akira
    Huh?
[16:42] Shiki
    I don't care what you say about me.
[16:48] Shiki
    I'm used to it.
[16:50] Shiki
    But...
[16:52] Shiki
    Is it wrong to go all out
    for something you enjoy?
[16:54] Shiki
    Is it something you should
    get laughed at for?
[16:57] Shiki
    It just means you like it, that's all!
[17:00] Shiki
    Is there something wrong
    with being quiz freaks?!
[17:12] Inoue
    Let's go, Koshiyama!
[17:14] Shiki
    Oh... right.
[17:22] Akira
    Koshiyama...
[17:26] Shiki
    I-I'm sorry! I said too much...
[17:29] Ashiya
    Nah, it actually brought a smile to my face.
[17:32] Ashiya
    It means you're really
    into quiz bowl, right?
[17:36] Ashiya
    I'm glad to have new kindred spirits.
[17:42] Shiki
    Yeah.
[17:47] Inoue
    What the heck was with that chick, though?
[17:50] Shiki
    Were those wings I saw?
[17:52] Inoue
    Yeah! I know this is Akiba,
    but that's just insane, right?
[17:56] Yuki
    We're holding a quiz event!
[17:59] [SONG] Text
    Open: 11:00 AM ~
    
    Today's Event: "Janken Chance"
    
    Accepting applicants 
    until 5:00 PM
SIGN    Meow    Meow
[17:59] Mari
    What's our store's special attraction today?
[18:03] Inoue
    "Janken"?
[18:04] Both
    Ding-ding! You're corre—
[18:12] Shiki
    F-Fukami-san?!
[18:17] Inoue
    Maids?! Animal ears?!
[18:19] Yuki
    M-Maririn...
[18:21] Jinko
    Oh?
[18:23] Shiki
    Sasajima-senpai!
[18:25] Ashiya
    Hey.
[18:26] Gakuto
    Hello.
[18:27] Inoue
    A-All right! As we're here, let's go
    check out Fukami-san's maid café!
[18:32] Jinko
    Hey, that sounds like heaps of fun!
[18:34] Mari
    Please don't!
[18:36] Yuki
    Come on, Maririn. Back to work, okay?
[18:40] Yuki
    Okay, we'll show you the way!
[18:44] Shiki
    M-Mikuriya-kun, you're going home?
    Why don't you come with us?
[18:48] Mikuriya
    Like hell I will.
[18:49] Shiki
    U-Um...
[18:51] Mikuriya
    What?
[18:52] Shiki
    Well, um...
[18:55] Shiki
    If it's okay with you,
    can we exchange contact info?
[19:00] Mikuriya
    Huh?
[19:01] Mikuriya
    Why?
[19:02] Shiki
    Why? Because...
[19:04] Shiki
    Um, I had a lot of fun today,
    s-so I was hoping we could be friends.
[19:08] Mikuriya
    What kind of idiot are you?
[19:10] Mikuriya
    And I'm not your friend.
[19:15] Mikuriya
    More importantly, don't forget
    about the regular meet.
[19:25] Shiki
    "Regular meet"?
[19:27] Mari
    It's a regularly scheduled competition where
[19:29] Mari
    quiz teams from several
    schools come together.
[19:33] Mari
    It's basically a joint quiz meet.
[19:36] Shiki
    A quiz meet?
[19:38] Mari
    What's so important about
    the regular meet?
[19:41] Shiki
    Mikuriya-kun said he'd
    get his revenge there.
[19:44] Mari
    A declaration of war, huh? Sounds good.
[19:49] Mari
    Well, that means you have
    a rival, doesn't it?
[19:53] Shiki
    A... rival?
[19:56] Mari
    Yep.
[20:03] Shiki
    S-Sorry!
[20:05] Shiki
    I'm going home!
[20:06] Mari
    Koshiyama-kun?
[20:13] Ashiya
    Chisato-kun!
SIGN    Lieutenant Colonel Chisato  Mikuriya Chisato  Mikuriya Prefectural High School, First-year
[20:15] Mikuriya
    What?
[20:16] Ashiya
    Why did you go and say something like that?
[20:20] Ashiya
    Don't you feel bad for Koshiyama-kun?
[20:22] Mikuriya
    If he got serious, he could
     become a lot better.
[20:25] Mikuriya
    That's why I don't want to get
    chummy. I won't show any mercy.
[20:29] Ashiya
    Well, I look forward to next
    month's regular meet, then.
[20:33] Ashiya
    But Koshiyama won't be your only opponent.
[20:36] Ashiya
    In fact, there'll be plenty of
    others who are much tougher.
[20:39] Ashiya
    I'll be competing, too.
[20:43] Mikuriya
    No matter who I face, I'll show no
    mercy when I'm laying the smack down.
[22:31] Guy
    We saw a new quiz format today: the
    single question with multiple answers.
SIGN    Single Question  with Multiple Answers
[22:34] Guy
    They demand broader knowledge
    than questions with only one answer.
[22:37] Inoue
    Those were hard...
[22:39] Shiki
    But if we get lots of them right,
    we can get lots of points!
[22:43] Guy
    Now, here's a question
    with multiple answers!
[22:45] Guy
    Which of these vegetables
    does Mikuriya-kun hate?
[22:50] Ashiya
    Bell peppers.
[22:51] Ashiya
    Carrots.
[22:52] Ashiya
    Celery.
[22:53] Ashiya
    Spinach.
[22:55] Ashiya
    You're surprisingly childish, after all.
[22:58] Mikuriya
    Shut up!