# 212 - Juvia vs. Aries! Desert Duel to the Death!
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Hot...
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And no one else is around...
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Aries-san! Come out!
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And at last, question number ten.
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During the seven years that
Levy-san and the others were gone,
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who shot down Shadow Gear's Droy
after he fell in love at first sight?
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I know that one!
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It was Arana from Mermaid Heel!
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Correct!
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You knew about that one,
didn't you, Levy-san?
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I'm sure Droy-san must've been
shocked when he heard that.
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Mira told me they happened to meet on a job.
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And so, let's increase the angle
of your opponent. Go ahead.
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I'm gonna fall! I'm gonna fall!
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Well, we're in a fix here.
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Out of ten questions, it's a tie, 5-5.
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The showdown will be decided with
this next question, number 11.
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But first, let's ask the
contestants how they're feeling.
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We can skip that part!
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Please just get on with the question!
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It looks like both of you
have reached your limit.
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Incidentally, if you miss this question,
the angle will increase to 90 degrees!
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Then all the questions up
to now don't mean anything!
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This is too much like a real quiz show!
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And so, our final question!
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What's the name of the man Levy-san *likes*?
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Come on, this is the final question.
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Who does Levy-san *like*?
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W-What kind of question is that?
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And by "like," I don't
mean a lukewarm feeling,
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like as a friend or a comrade...
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Please give the name of the man
she has romantic feelings about.
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She's gonna say it! She's gonna say it!
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Oh, come on!
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That's correct!
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Levy-san won! Congratulations!
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I-I don't believe she really said it!
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Solid Spirit! Thunder!
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I'm closing the gate.
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I lost. From now on, you're the quiz queen.
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No one was actually watching
this show, right? Right?!
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Juvia vs. Aries! Desert Duel to the Death!
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What did I do to deserve this?
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How was it? Did you like that punishment?
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No! No more watermelons!
Anything but watermelons!
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That cute face of yours is a hot mess!
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But I'm not done punishing you.
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What are those for?!
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I'm going to punish you with something
even lovelier than watermelons!
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No!
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You're going to run?
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I told you! I don't wanna fight you!
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This isn't a fight. It's punishment.
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I don't want punishment, either!
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I can't keep this up forever!
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I have to get away and come up with a plan!
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What is this? Another hallway?
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There's no point in trying
to escape. This is my world.
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No matter what you do, you're stuck with me.
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I told you it was pointless. Now be a
good girl and accept your punishment.
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You've gotta be kidding me! I don't want
to be subjected to that ever again!
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Mayo! Mayo...
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No good! There aren't any exits!
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Where are you hiding?
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Come out and take your lumps!
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I have no choice. I'll take that door...
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If you don't come out now,
I'll cover you in tartar sauce, too!
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Jeez. What should I do?!
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Natsu, are you sure this is it?
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Positive. I can still smell Loke.
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I can't smell anything.
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I wish my nose were as sensitive
as yours, Natsu-san.
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You don't need to learn that from him.
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Anyway, I wonder if this
is really Leo's domain.
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It feels somehow different, don't you think?
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Maybe we crossed over to another place.
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There should only be
12 Astral Spirytus doors.
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If this isn't Loke-san's place,
then where...?
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Everyone...
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...duck!
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W-What is this?!
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Thermometers?!
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Who's there?! Loke?!
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Who is it?!
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Why is there a nurse here?
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Who are you? Not one of the
Zodiac Celestial Spirits, right?
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I am the Celestial Spirit Ophiuchus,
the Serpent Bearer.
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The 13th spirit of the zodiac-denasu!
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Okay, I'll fill you in on Ophiuchus-denasu!
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The sun appears to move through space
along a path called the ecliptic.
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Along that path are 12 constellations,
the zodiac-denasu!
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But actually, between
Scorpius and Sagittarius,
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is another constellation,
known as the Serpent Bearer-denasu.
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That's me, Ophiuchus-denasu.
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Incidentally, the Serpent Bearer is the
official constellation of doctors-denasu!
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Is that why you're dressed like that and
say things at the end of every sentence?
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I see. So the 12 Celestial Spirits
are based on constellations!
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You didn't know that?!
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Then you're on Loke's side, huh?
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That's right. A lot of unexpected
things have happened,
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forcing me to put in
an appearance-denasu.
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Therefore, I'm going to subject
all of you to examinations-denasu.
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Examination?!
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Chart Cutter!
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Next up, Magic Stethoscopes!
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This is gross!
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What is this?! Where are they coming from?!
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I don't think these are really stethoscopes!
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I'm the caretaker of Astral Spirytus!
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I can control anything here-denasu!
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Hence these are my private
Magic Stethoscopes-denasu!
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It's no use! I can't move!
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Have faith in brute force here...
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Oh, no, you don't-denasu!
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Wha...?!
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My ears!
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You're not supposed to do this
with a stethoscope!
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This is a perfectly acceptable use
for a Magic Stethoscope-denasu!
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The next part of the
examination is this-denasu!
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I'm going to look deep
into your throats-denasu.
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Say "Aaah"-denasu!
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That thing's not goin' in my mouth!
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If you don't open up,
I'll shove it in-denasu!
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I think I'm going to throw up...
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It brought tears to my eyes!
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Please, no more...
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Dammit!
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Now do you understand how
terrifying I am-denasu?
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This is what's next-denasu.
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Okay, now let me see your wounds-denasu!
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My fur!
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Do it more slowly!
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Ow-ow-ow!
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I'm not done! I've got an even
more fearsome attack-denasu!
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This will fill your cavities-denasu!
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Stop it!
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Why a shovel?!
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Huh? You don't mind getting
your fillings treated?
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I wanted to get a dentist
to look at my teeth someday.
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My teeth are strong, so I've never
needed to see a dentist before.
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I'm envious...
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It really is important to
take good care of your teeth.
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Is this any time for
public service messages?!
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I'm not surprised, Natsu Dragneel.
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But seeing a kid who's that healthy makes me
want to torment you even more-denasu!
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It's a nurse's job to treat
the sick and wounded!
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What? You're done treating my teeth already?
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I'm a nurse, but a nasty nurse!
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You see, I love harming happy,
healthy people and making them sick!
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Ophiuchus Shower!
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Up yours!
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Liquid explosive?!
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There's no reason for
that to be in a syringe!
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Now what?!
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And now... it's time to get serious-denasu!
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I'm sure I've walked ten
kilometers since coming here...
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...and even though a lot of time has passed,
the sun remains directly overhead.
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Time really does flow differently here.
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Aries-san is in this world.
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And if I don't beat her, I'm pretty sure
I won't be able to leave it.
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But for Juvia, mistress of water,
the worst enemy is dehydration.
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At this rate, I'll run out of strength
before battling Aries-san.
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Aries-san, where are you?
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Aries-san! Fight Juvia!
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Are you almost out of stamina,
little lost lamb?
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Can you dig it?!
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I have to quickly defeat Aries-san
and rejoin Gray-sama and the others.
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It's so hot. I want to take my clothes off...
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But then the sun would beat
down directly on my skin...
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Water... Is there water somewhere?
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That's...
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...an oasis?!
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Water! I can drink water!
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A mirage...
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No good... I can't move anymore...
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A magic four-wheeler...
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Looks like you're having
an awful time, *agua*-girl!
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What's the matter? Throat so
parched you can't even talk?
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You're no match for me, huh?
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You're Aries-san?
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That's right! I'm the Lamb, Aries!
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Back home in the Celestial Spirit World,
I'm infamous as a hellraising street racer!
***SIGN*** Crushing Defeat I Love You
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Incidentally, I love having a suntan!
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And I'm wearing sunglasses, so even if it's
bright, I don't care! Can you dig it?!
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It breaks my heart.
You've become a delinquent.
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Don't call me a delinquent!
I'm a street racer!
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You used to be such a kind Celestial Spirit,
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modest and with a big chest, but now...
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It's got nothing to do
with the size of my chest!
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Apologize! Apologize to me, water witch!
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There's no need to apologize.
After all, I'm just saying the truth.
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I've got it! You must be thirsty, right? Huh?
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Water!
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Gulp...
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That hit the spot!
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How's this? Surrender to me
and I'll share it with you.
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You have to be kidding!
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I would sooner get dried out like a
raisin here than betray Gray-sama!
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Is that right? Then you don't need this.
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All right, now that I've
broken your spirit a bit,
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what do you say we get
to a one-on-one duel?
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Eat this! Golden Horn Bomber!
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You can still move like that?
You've got grit, girl!
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I have no strength. If I don't win
this duel fast, I won't win it at all!
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Water Slicer!
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Not enough magic!
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Then your tricks don't work here, huh?
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Time to say night-night!
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What?
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One sheep, two sheep, three sheep,
four sheep, five sheep, six sheep...
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I can't sleep like this!
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That was just a warm-up!
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How's this? A fun ride to drive home
how weak you are!
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What, KO'd already? Show some
fighting spirit for cryin' out loud!
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Well, then I guess I'll
deliver the coup de grace!
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W-Water... water...
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Unfortunately, there isn't even
a drop of water in this desert!
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In other words, forget about rehydrating!
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Water...
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Water...
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Th-There is water...
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Where?!
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At your feet...
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With the last of my power! Water Cannon!
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Coolant water from the radiator?!
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That's right. Your magic vehicle has
plenty of water to keep the machine cool.
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The moisture is soaking into my body.
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Golden Horn Bomber!
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Your attacks have no effect on Juvia now!
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Water Jigsaw!
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Dammit!
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I close the gate!
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I didn't have enough grit. Can you dig it?
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I won. Now will I be able
to get back to Gray-sama?
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Which way do I go to get out of here?
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Everything has a balance.
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If you can't keep yours, you'll find yourself
plummeting towards a bottomless hell.
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If you beat me, you'll fall too, Libra.
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Nonsense. After you fall,
I'll stand in the center
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and thereby stay balanced.
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Whoever becomes unstable first loses.
That's the kind of battle this is.
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In other words, if I lose my nerve,
I'll lose everything.
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Everything has a balance.
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How long does this passage go on?
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I don't know.
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Don't tell me it goes all the way to the
Celestial Spirit World... Nah, no way...
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Where the devil is Leo?
And what does he intend to do?
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What's the matter?
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I've been thinking.
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When Leo was in battle before,
he didn't have the celestial globe.
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I was wondering why.
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The celestial globe! Now that
you mention it, that's right.
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Maybe the globe is with Leo.
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And maybe he's up to something else, too.
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That is possible.
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There will be three matches. Whoever
wins two first is the victor. Agreed?
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Sure.
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Seen in this light, the scenery's
actually pretty atmospheric.
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I have to admit, my fighting
spirit is building up.
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We're both soldiers.
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I figured that as long as we're going
to be fighting, I should set the mood.
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I see. You're the type that
starts from the style.
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I sense something about you
that is similar to me.
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Let us have a supreme showdown
in a superlative setting.
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I have no objections to that.
I just wish we had an audience.
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I couldn't bear to let other people see
you lose so ingloriously, Erza-dono.
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I have at least that much sympathy for you.
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Those are fighting words.
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Then let us have a fair...
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...fight!
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I wonder which it is...
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What's wrong, Happy?
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Is this new Sagittarius a person? Or a horse?
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He's a person, of course!
I've never heard of a talkin' horse!
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Natsu, this is the age where a fish can talk.
So I can easily picture a horse talking.
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True.
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And I'm a cat, but I talk.
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Now I don't know which one he is, either!
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Next time: Erza vs. Sagittarius!
Showdown on Horseback!
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So many mysteries...
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Although who really cares, y'know?