E22 - The Demons' Parade

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[00:02] Aquarius
    Step back, Natsu.
[00:04] Aquarius
    I know how to handle this one.
[00:06] Lucy
    "Handle"? What a thing to say, Aquarius.
[00:10] Aquarius
    Anyhow, why do you look like that?
[00:13] Aquarius
    You think you're seducing men with that?
[00:16] Lucy
    Can you just shut up?
[00:17] Lucy
    Every single thing you say annoys me.
[00:20] Aquarius
    You're the one who should
    shut up, you little brat!
[00:28] Mimi
    And by "handle," she meant "with force"!
[00:31] Mimi
    Nice! I love that!
[00:35] Lucy
    Unfortunately, Water Magic
    doesn't work on me right now.
[00:40] Lucy
    You are desperately
    incompatible at the moment.
[00:43] Aquarius
    Seems that way!
[00:44] Aquarius
    You also seem to be missing the ass
    I used to spank when you were naughty.
[00:50] Aquarius
    So just settle for your cheeks!
[00:53] Lucy
    What are you doing?!
[00:55] Aquarius
    Take this!
[00:57] Aquarius
    You're 100 years too soon to try beating me!
[01:04] Lucy
    You...
SIGN    The Demons' Parade
[02:45] Lucy
    Let me go!
[02:46] Aquarius
    Remember, Lucy.
[02:49] Aquarius
    You're a wizard of Fairy Tail.
[02:52] Aquarius
    Did you forget about Natsu, too?
[02:57] Selene
    I knew that's where this was going.
[03:00] Yoko
    Please rest assured, Selene-sama.
[03:03] Yoko
    My Yokai Arts can't be broken
    with such a lame attempt.
[03:08] Lucy
    I know this water current from somewhere...
[03:11] Aquarius
    My water is the stream of memories.
[03:14] Aquarius
    See? I know you've felt this water before.
[03:19] Aquarius
    These memories...
[03:29] Aquarius
    Have you forgotten our bond as well?
[03:39] Natsu
    Lucy!
[03:41] Yoko
    Impossible!
[03:44] Lucy
    Aquarius!
[03:48] Aquarius
    You are Lucy.
[03:51] Lucy
    Yes.
[03:54] Aquarius
    We're friends, are we not?
[03:56] Lucy
    We are. I'm sorry.
[03:58] Aquarius
    That's right. Good girl.
[04:00] Aquarius
    But... you need to receive a punishment.
[04:04] Aquarius
    Get back to normal already, you dummy!
[04:10] Mimi
    It's violence!
[04:13] Natsu
    Oh! Lucy's legs...
[04:17] Lucy
    I-I think... my cheeks and my butt are sore.
[04:22] Lucy
    Huh?! Aquarius?!
[04:24] Natsu
    She turned back to normal!
[04:26] Yoko
    No! This can't be happening...
[04:29] Lucy
    Natsu? What's happening?!
[04:32] Aquarius
    It doesn't matter.
[04:34] Aquarius
    Since you don't need
    a contract or a key here,
[04:38] Aquarius
    why don't the two of us go wild, Lucy?
[04:43] Lucy
    Okay!
[04:44] Lucy
    Yay! I don't really know how,
    but I got to see you!
[04:49] Aquarius
    Don't cling to me, you little brat!
[04:51] Natsu
    But earlier, you were all over her.
[04:53] Natsu
    Make up your mind.
[04:55] Aquarius
    Shut up!
[04:57] Yoko
    Why?
[04:59] Yoko
    How did my spell...
[05:01] Mimi
    It goes to show that physical
    attacks are the best.
[05:03] Yoko
    So not true!
[05:05] Selene
    Memories, recollections, connections...
[05:09] Selene
    Yes, sometimes emotions can
    surpass magic and the Yokai Arts.
[05:14] Hakune
    How fascinating.
[05:22] Wendy
    I'll do my best to defeat Gray-sama, nyan!
[05:25] Gray
    Sorry, Happy and Charle.
[05:27] Gray
    I mean, you both look more like tigers.
[05:31] Gray
    Freeze!
[05:36] Gray
    I can't freeze them?!
[05:37] Charle
    Too bad.
[05:38] Happy
    Aye.
[05:39] Wendy
    Before spirit power,
    the power of ice is nullified.
[05:44] Wendy
    I'm sorry, nyan.
[05:46] Gray
    What am I supposed to do?!
[05:48] Wendy
    Happy. Charle.
[05:49] Wendy
    Take him down, nyan.
[05:55] Gray
    I've got no choice.
[05:56] Gray
    It's not my style to raise a hand
    against little animals,
[06:00] Gray
    but right now, you guys are big!
[06:02] Gray
    So I'll punch you!
[06:03] Mimi
    He resorted to physical attacks after all!
[06:06] Hakune
    How wonderful.
[06:08] Yoko
    My Yokai Arts can't just
    be broken left and right!
[06:14] Happy/Charle
    Gray!
[06:20] Gray
    I can't do this!
[06:21] Wendy
    Don't be mean to Happy and Charle, nya!
[06:24] Natsu
    Are you okay, Gray?
[06:26] Gray
    Oh, no!
[06:27] Gray
    Those are Happy and Charle!
[06:32] Natsu
    What?!
[06:34] Lucy
    Happy and Charle?!
[06:36] Aquarius
    They're tigers, no matter how you look at it.
[06:37] Gray
    Lucy!
[06:38] Gray
    And Aquarius?!
[06:40] Aquarius
    We'll fill you in later.
[06:42] Aquarius
    First, we turn the kitty-cats
    and the little one back.
[06:45] Lucy
    But how?
[06:48] Aquarius
    Like this.
[06:53] Natsu
    What are you doing to Wendy?!
[06:54] Gray
    You!
[06:55] Aquarius
    Just shut up and watch!
[06:58] Lucy
    I see! Aquarius' water must be
    some kind of healing water.
[07:05] Wendy
    What is this water, nya?
[07:10] Aquarius
    It's poison.
[07:11] Wendy
    What?!
[07:12] Natsu/Gray
    Hey!
[07:14] Aquarius
    The water will break every single cell
    in your body and drive you to death.
[07:20] Lucy
    What do you think you're doing?!
[07:21] Aquarius
    Shut up! I'm busy here!
[07:24] Wendy
    That's too bad, nya.
[07:26] Wendy
    I can use a spell to recover
    from status ailments, nya.
[07:30] Lucy
    Oh!
[07:32] Natsu
    Hurry up and do it, Wendy!
[07:34] Wendy
    Raise!
[07:38] Wendy
    Huh?
[07:41] Wendy
    What's this?
[07:42] Natsu/Gray
    Huh?!
[07:43] Lucy
    Transforming into a yokai
    was a status ailment!
[07:45] Lucy
    So if Wendy cast that spell on herself...
[07:49] Wendy
    Um...
[07:50] Aquarius
    Looks like you're back to normal.
[07:52] Aquarius
    Well, it was just normal water, not poison.
[08:00] Selene
    Well, well...
[08:02] Natsu
    Wendy!
[08:04] Gray
    Please fix the cats, too!
[08:07] Wendy
    O-Okay!
[08:09] Yoko
    Impossible...
[08:14] Charle
    So we were controlled?
[08:18] Happy
    I was a giant tiger?
[08:20] Wendy
    Why does it feel like I embarrassed myself?
[08:24] Aquarius
    Never mind.
[08:25] Aquarius
    This one was full of herself
    with her boobs out.
[08:28] Lucy
    Huh?! I was?!
[08:29] Natsu
    You pressed them on my face.
[08:32] Selene
    Hey, Yoko.
[08:34] Selene
    This is a buzzkill.
[08:36] Yoko
    H-Have no fear, Selene-sama!
[08:39] Yoko
    The real show begins now!
[08:41] Yoko
    Here's the scarlet sword fighter
    who's been enhanced by my Yokai Arts.
[08:45] Yoko
    Now known as...
[08:48] Lucy
    Wha...
[08:49] Wendy
    Th-This is...
[08:55] Yoko
    The yokai... Spider Woman!
[08:58] Natsu
    Erza!
[09:01] Lucy
    This is bad!
[09:02] Lucy
    If Erza's strength is enhanced...
[09:05] Wendy
    Leave it to me!
[09:06] Wendy
    Raise!
[09:13] Erza
    Wh-What just happened?
[09:16] Natsu/Gray
    She's back!
[09:17] Lucy
    Yes!
[09:19] Happy
    So anticlimactic.
[09:21] Charle
    Well, that should show you Wendy's power.
[09:25] Selene
    Yoko.
[09:27] Selene
    I am bored.
[09:29] Selene
    I want to see them more twisted.
[09:31] Selene
    My drinks will hardly go down like this.
[09:34] Selene
    Go now, and you will entertain me yourself.
[09:40] Yoko
    Without fail!
[09:42] Yoko
    I shall send them down
    to the distorted pit of hell.
[09:50] Touka
    Is this Whiteout Village?
[09:53] Faris
    That's odd.
[09:54] Faris
    I don't sense anyone.
[10:03] Faris
    No way... my village!
[10:14] Touka
    There's someone there!
[10:22] Faris
    D-Did you do this?!
[10:23] Touka
    How awful...
[10:24] Suzaku
    Negative.
[10:26] Suzaku
    I am just passing through.
[10:31] Faris
    You lie!
[10:32] Faris
    No one just "passes through"
    this deep in the mountains!
[10:36] Suzaku
    Convinced.
[10:37] Touka
    He has... Earthland Magic.
[10:40] Touka
    He's not from Elentear.
[10:42] Suzaku
    Affirmative.
[10:44] Suzaku
    But I'm afraid I'm lost.
[10:47] Suzaku
    I'm not in the habit of slaying
    women and children like them.
[10:50] Chief Maiden
    I'm the one who has
    summoned Suzaku-sama here.
[10:56] Faris
    Chief of the White Shrine Maidens!
[10:59] Faris
    I'm glad to see you safe!
[11:00] Chief Maiden
    Good to have you back, Faris.
[11:03] Faris
    Are you hurt anywhere?
[11:04] Chief Maiden
    Take a good look.
[11:06] Chief Maiden
    Those who have fallen
    are all "fingernail dirt."
[11:10] Chief Maiden
    The people of the village are safe.
[11:14] Suzaku
    "Fingernail dirt"?
[11:16] Suzaku
    Unclear.
[11:17] Touka
    Monsters born out of the Hand.
[11:20] Touka
    These are mimicking human forms.
[11:23] Suzaku
    Even more unclear.
[11:25] Chief Maiden
    It's been decades since the Hand
    last produced fingernail dirt.
[11:29] Chief Maiden
    It shows how unstable
    magical energy is in Elentear.
[11:33] Faris
    Indeed, these are fingernail dirt.
[11:36] Suzaku
    Unsanitary.
[11:38] Chief Maiden
    This is all because that dragon
    named Selene came here.
[11:43] Suzaku
    Selene?
[11:45] Chief Maiden
    That's why I have summoned a
    dragon-hunting expert from Earthland.
[11:51] Chief Maiden
    A good-looking one.
[11:53] Suzaku
    Confused.
[11:54] Suzaku
    Then was I summoned here without my consent
    as a bodyguard to slay Selene?
[12:02] Touka
    Summoned, or rather kidnapped...
[12:05] Chief Maiden
    I trust that your skills in dragon hunting
    are recognized, Suzaku-sama?
[12:10] Suzaku
    No doubt.
[12:13] Suzaku
    Confirming.
[12:15] Suzaku
    Because of Selene, the magical
    energy of this world is unstable?
[12:19] Chief Maiden
    Indeed.
[12:20] Chief Maiden
    If we don't defeat her, the magical energy
    of Elentear will go out of control,
[12:24] Chief Maiden
    and this world itself will disappear.
[12:27] Suzaku
    Understood.
[12:29] Suzaku
    I have no objections to defeating Selene.
[12:32] Suzaku
    But this Fairy Tail you spoke of...
[12:36] Suzaku
    The foes!
[12:37] Suzaku
    My understanding is that
    they're the enemy of my guild.
[12:40] Touka
    They are not bad people!
[12:42] Touka
    They're really nice!
[12:44] Faris
    Can you help us?
[12:46] Suzaku
    Confusion...
[12:47] Chief Maiden
    Sure, no problem!
[12:49] Chief Maiden
    If they're in your way,
    cut them up while you're at it.
[12:51] Faris
    No, you can't!
[12:53] Maiden A
    Chief of the White Shrine Maidens!
[12:54] Maiden A
    We have a problem!
[12:55] Maiden A
    There's a second wave of fingernail dirt!
[12:57] Maiden B
    Big ones this time!
[12:59] Chief Maiden
    What?!
[13:03] Maiden C
    Everyone, take up a weapon!
[13:05] Maiden D
    Protect the village!
[13:07] Chief Maiden
    S-Suzaku-sama!
[13:09] Chief Maiden
    We need your help!
[13:11] Suzaku
    Denied.
[13:14] Chief Maiden
    What do you mean?!
[13:22] Maiden B
    The giant fingernail dirt...
[13:24] Maiden C
    In a flash...
[13:25] Maiden D
    What just happened?!
[13:27] Suzaku
    Since it has already been taken care of.
[13:30] Chief Maiden
    Huh?
[13:31] Faris/I
    Wha... What did he do?
[13:33] Touka/I
    He didn't even take a step!
[13:35] Chief Maiden
    As expected of Suzaku-sama!
[13:37] Chief Maiden
    You're too handsome!
[13:39] Suzaku
    Now, where is Selene?
[13:42] Chief Maiden
    I hear she lives on Blackmoon Mountain.
[13:46] Suzaku
    Understood.
[13:48] Suzaku
    I shall slay her for you.
[13:52] Suzaku
    And if they interfere, Fairy Tail as well.
[13:59] Erza
    I turned into... a spider?
[14:02] Wendy
    I was a cat monster.
[14:04] Happy
    Charle and I were tigers!
[14:07] Charle
    Why do you sound so happy?
[14:08] Aquarius
    And this one had her boobs out—
[14:11] Lucy
    Let's not discuss that!
[14:13] Erza
    Hmm.
[14:13] Erza
    I wish I could see Natsu
    and Gray as monsters.
[14:15] Natsu
    I would've been a yokai dragon candle!
[14:18] Lucy
    That's lame!
[14:19] Gray
    Anyhow, this is where Selene lives.
[14:23] Gray
    It seems to be the foot of a mountain.
[14:25] Gray
    What do we do?
[14:26] Natsu
    Of course, we'll climb to the top and beat her!
[14:29] Yoko
    Can't have that.
[14:31] Yoko
    I'm Yoko, the Moonlight Divinity.
[14:33] Yoko
    I shall turn you into
    even more hideous yokai.
[14:38] Erza
    You won't trick us twice!
[14:40] Aquarius
    So she turned you into yokai.
[14:43] Lucy
    At least pick a yokai with clothes!
[14:45] Natsu
    Her magical energy...
[14:47] Gray
    It's abnormal, like that snow woman.
[14:49] Wendy
    This is spirit power, different from magic,
[14:53] Wendy
    enchanting everyone's
    magical energy with Spiria!
[14:57] Wendy
    You should be able to fight her now!
[15:00] Yoko
    You still don't get it, do you?
[15:04] Yoko
    The true terror of the Demons' Parade...
[15:09] Yoko
    Now, you may devour them.
[15:13] Gray
    There are so many!
[15:14] Erza
    And they keep on coming!
[15:16] Charle
    We'll be surrounded at this rate!
[15:18] Happy
    What should we do, Natsu?
[15:20] Natsu
    Do you have to ask?
[15:22] Natsu
    We beat them all up!
[15:24] Yoko
    It's useless!
[15:27] Natsu
    Bring it!
[15:29] Gray
    Don't you know we have a knight
    who slayed 100 monsters?
[15:35] Erza
    No... In terms of individual strength,
    these are stronger than they were.
[15:39] Erza
    Keep your guard up!
[15:40] Wendy
    Sky Dragon's Wing Attack!
[15:46] Lucy
    Aqua Metoria!
[15:50] Lucy
    They're resistant to water?!
[15:54] Natsu
    Lucy!
[15:58] Gray
    There are too many of them!
[16:01] Erza
    In which case...
[16:02] Natsu
    Yeah!
[16:03] Erza
    Tenrin: Blumenblatt!
[16:09] Natsu
    Fire Dragon King's Demolishing Strike!
[16:21] Natsu
    Oh?
[16:22] Charle
    They're spawning faster
    than we can defeat them!
[16:25] Happy
    What do we do? What do we do?!
[16:27] Yoko
    This is the Demons' Parade...
    the endless Spirit Arts.
[16:31] Yoko
    And I can summon over one
    hundred demons; there's no limit.
[16:38] Wendy
    It's never going to end!
[16:41] Aquarius
    We'll have to get more people on our side.
[16:44] Aquarius
    Lucy, summon all the Celestial
    Spirits you have keys for!
[16:47] Lucy
    That's impossible!
[16:49] Aquarius
    In this land, you can call on Celestial Spirits
    without your keys or magical energy.
[16:54] Lucy
    That's right.
[16:56] Lucy
    Then we're gonna party today!
[16:58] Lucy
    The Twelve Golden Gates, I open thee!
[17:03] Lucy
    Everyone, I need you!
[17:07] Scorpion
    We are!
[17:08] Sagetarius
    This is an all-out war, moshi moshi.
[17:10] Virgo
    At your service, Princess.
[17:12] Leo
    All right, who's the naughty baby?
[17:15] Cancer
    Let's go, ebi!
[17:16] Capricorn
    Allow me to baaack you up.
[17:18] Aries
    I'll take you down, I'm sorry.
[17:20] Taurus
    Moo! Leave it to me!
[17:23] Natsu
    So cool!
[17:25] Gray
    What a grand view.
[17:26] Erza
    How encouraging.
[17:28] Aquarius
    Here we go!
[17:40] Lucy
    Star Dress Mix: Leo-Virgo Form!
[17:45] Lucy
    O light of Regulus!
[17:47] Lucy
    O simmer of Spica!
[17:50] Lucy
    Leon Maiden!
[17:53] Yoko
    No matter how many you
    take down, it's pointless.
[17:56] Yoko
    Humans don't stand a chance
    against endless yokai.
[17:59] Erza
    But what about the main body
    that produces the endless yokai?
[18:15] Erza
    Not again...
[18:16] Yoko
    Now, where am I?
[18:30] Erza
    Right there!
[18:31] Yoko
    What?!
[18:33] Erza
    Your voice from your gut and the voice
    from a paper puppet are completely different.
[18:37] Yoko
    You!
[18:41] Erza
    I will end the endless.
[18:51] Yoko
    Curse you, my yokai!
[18:54] Yoko
    Protect me!
[19:07] Yoko
    I see... How interesting.
[19:12] Yoko
    I suppose I shall use that on you 
    for the first time in a while.
[19:25] Natsu
    That's my scarf!
[19:27] Natsu
    That guy...
[19:29] Natsu
    Hold on!
[19:30] Natsu
    I'm gonna burn you! Give it back!
[19:34] Erza
    What is this power?
[19:39] Yoko
    It's the Spirit Arts to
    transform myself into a yokai.
[19:43] Yoko
    The inhuman path: Ohmagatoki!
[19:46] Erza
    Four arms?!
[20:00] Yoko
    Two arms won't be enough to parry these.
[20:02] Erza
    You're right.
[20:05] Erza
    Then... Requip!
[20:10] Erza
    Thousand-Armed Armor!
[20:12] Yoko
    Huh?
[20:13] Erza
    Every arm has an SE plug built in
    and can be moved individually.
[20:20] Erza
    But the issue is its significant weight.
[20:24] Erza
    It's meant for the parade
    of Magnolia's Harvest Festival.
[20:28] Yoko
    Wha...
[20:34] Erza
    Four arms won't be enough to parry these.
[20:40] Erza
    Thousand Arms: Evil Spirit Exorcism!
[20:47] Mimi
    Yoko-dono!
[20:49] Hakune
    Oh, my.
[20:59] Gray
    The yokai...
[21:00] Leo
    They're disappearing.
[21:05] Happy
    We're saved!
[21:07] Charle
    I was worried there for a minute.
[21:09] Wendy
    We did it!
[21:11] Lucy
    Thank you, everyone.
[21:12] Aquarius
    That was a tough one.
[21:14] Virgo
    By the way, Princess.
[21:16] Virgo
    I don't see Natsu-san.
[21:19] Lucy
    Huh?
[21:20] Cancer
    Did he get beaten, ebi?!
[21:22] Scorpion
    Natsu would never.
[21:25] Aries
    It might be my fault, I'm sorry.
[21:29] Capricorn
    Natsu-sama went that way,
    chasing after a teapot wearing a scarf.
[21:34] Taurus
    A teapot?!
[21:35] Taurus
    Moo... It looked like a tanuki to me.
[21:40] Natsu
    Come back here!
[21:42] Natsu
    Give back my scarf!
[21:46] Natsu
    It disappeared?!
[21:51] Natsu
    Good! My scarf is safe.
[21:54] Natsu
    Huh?
[21:55] Natsu
    And where the hell am I?!
[21:57] Natsu
    I got separated from everyone!
[22:03] Suzaku
    Confirming.
[22:05] Suzaku
    Is this Blackmoon Mountain?
[22:07] Suzaku
    Hm.
[22:10] Natsu
    Who's the heck is this?
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