E8 - How to Golf With Moles Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] Sign     Fairy Princess [00:06] Sign     Minky Momo [01:36] Narrator     Long, long ago... [01:38] Narrator     In a "long, long ago" recent enough that     it could very well seem like tomorrow... [01:43] Narrator     In a universe over there, in an Earth     over there, in a city over there, [01:47] Narrator     there lived a girl. [01:50] Narrator     She looked like a completely normal     girl of the kind you'd find anywhere. [01:53] Narrator     The one difference was... [01:56] Narrator     The girl could use magic to     transform into a grown-up! [02:00] Narrator     They called her Minky Momo. SIGN    How to Golf With Moles [02:06] Momo     "How to Golf With Moles." [02:20] News     The finals of the Overthere Women's     Open are really heating up! [02:25] News     Now, the number 16 short hole! [02:33] News     The ball's heading right for the pin, and... [02:41] Chamo     It went in! [02:43] Pipi     Hey, doesn't your father play golf, too? [02:55] Papa     It might look simple, but it's     actually quite difficult! [02:59] Momo     Just drive already, Papa! [03:02] Papa     Let's not be hasty. [03:04] Papa     First, focus all your     feelings into the ball... SIGN    That's almost professional level. [03:17] Momo     You're so good, Papa! [03:18] Momo     You're like a pro golfer! [03:21] Papa     Well, I guess I've still got it. [03:24] Momo     Papa, will you let me try, too? [03:26] Papa     Oh, well... [03:28] Papa     Have you ever played golf before, Momo? [03:31] Momo     Nope. [03:32] Momo     But... [03:33] Momo     I just take this tiny little     ball... do this, and... [03:45] Papa     Oh, dear! [03:47] Lupi     Don't get the ball in the hole, Momo! [03:49] Lupi     You need to hit it a bunch of     times, like your father did! SIGN    No, the more strokes you take in golf, the worse you've done. [03:57] Lupi     Wait, does that mean Momo's a prodigy?! [04:01] Chamo     Why not try to be a pro women's golfer, Momo? [04:03] Momo     A pro women's golfer? [04:06] Momo     Maybe I will! [04:09] Papa     I guess she could do it... [04:16] Papa     Of course, it's not that easy     to become a professional golfer. [04:21] Momo     Papa, is the golf course that far away? [04:23] Papa     No, it's very close. We're almost there. SIGN    Momo's hole-in-one really sent a shock through him. [04:31] Lupi     It sure did! [04:45] Momo     It's lovely! [04:46] Papa     This is my favorite clubhouse. [04:48] Papa     What the— [04:59] Papa     What just happened?! [05:08] Papa     What in the world is that shiny new thing?! [05:10] Man     Yahoo! It's the new clubhouse! [05:13] Man     Opening soon! [05:14] Man     Closed today! [05:16] Man     Too bad for you! [05:18] Papa     A new clubhouse?! [05:20] Papa     Who's behind this monstrosity?! [05:28] Papa     Hey, Mr. Mole! Where are you? [05:31] Papa     Where are you hiding? [05:34] Momo     We came all this way and     we don't get to golf? [05:37] Lupi     Still, the walk is quite lovely. [05:40] Chamo     This is such a great golf course! SIGN    Yeah. They even say that golf was born on this golfing range. SIGN    Golf courses all over the world model themselves after this one. [05:52] Chamo     Is that true? SIGN    I think Momo's father would know best of anybody. [05:57] Lupi     Her father? But why? [06:01] Papa     I smell something. Like smoke. [06:03] Papa     Is something burning? [06:05] Momo     I think it is smoke. Look! [06:10] Lupi     It's there! The smoke is coming from there! [06:16] Chamo     Some kind of underground fire? [06:21] Papa     Hey, Mr. Mole! Where are you? [06:24] Mole     Over here! I'm over here! [06:29] Papa     What are you doing over here? [06:32] Mole     I'm trying to get the moles to safety. [06:35] Mole     Hey, come out already! [06:36] Mole     You're gonna end up smoked. [06:42] Mole     Is that everyone? [06:51] Momo     They're all carrying golf balls. [06:53] Papa     The moles here are famous for     collecting golf balls in one place. [06:58] Momo     Why? [07:02] Lupi     He says their mother mole told them to do it. [07:06] Lupi     Mother mole learned from Grandmother mole, [07:08] Lupi     and that grandmother mole     learned from her mother! [07:13] Mole     In other words, the moles of Saint Petersen     have a generational love of golf. [07:17] Mole     The locals here also love the moles. [07:21] Mole     With one exception... [07:24] Mole     Ah, speak of the devil. [07:25] Mole     They're here! [07:32] Walder     You filthy moles! [07:34] Walder     I'm going to drive every one of you out! [07:38] Papa     What kind of jerk drives     his car on a golf course?! [07:42] Mole     That's Walder. He just     bought the golf course. [07:47] Papa     So he's the one who tore down the clubhouse? [07:50] Mole     He wants to turn the golf course     into a more high-class destination. [07:55] Mole     He considers the moles his mortal enemies. [07:57] Mole     He wants to drive the moles out and     drown them... He's a very cruel man. [08:02] Papa     I see. So he's the one... [08:05] Mole     I intend to quit soon. [08:07] Mole     I refuse to work for that man! [08:12] Moles     He is our enemy! [08:14] Moles     We'll show him! [08:28] Papa     This is it. [08:29] Momo     Pictures of golfing? [08:31] Mole     Yes. They're ancient murals     that your father discovered. [08:36] Papa     Yes, aren't they lively, beautiful murals? [08:40] Papa     Someone kicked a rock at random, and     it ended up in the moles' hole... [08:44] Papa     We believe that's the origin of golf. [08:47] Papa     That's what the mural tells us. [08:48] Mole     Ever since, the humans and moles of Saint     Petersen have lived together in harmony. [08:56] Mole     Look. [08:56] Mole     Saint Petersen has used the mole as the     symbol of its golf range for all that time. SIGN    And over that long stretch of time, SIGN    the moles here even evolved to collect golf balls? [09:08] Lupi     Friendship between humans and     moles! What a beautiful thing! [09:12] Chamo     We can't let him drive the moles out! [09:15] Momo     We've got to protect the moles ourselves! [09:19] Mole     Well said! [09:20] Papa     Not just the moles. We have     to protect our golf course! [09:24] Papa     We have to act fast, before it's too late! [09:27] Mole     Yes, you're right. [09:30] Papa     All right, sir. Bring everyone     in the city together. [09:33] Mole     Okay, leave it to me! [09:36] Mole     Things are getting interesting now! [09:48] Papa     After everything we've said,     you still won't listen? [09:51] Walder     I bought this golf course! [09:53] Walder     It's up to me what I do with it! [09:56] Walder     Get out of here! You don't get a say in it! [10:00] Mayor     I am the mayor of Saint Petersen. [10:04] Mayor     Listen, Mr. Walder. [10:05] Mayor     The golf club here has existed alongside     the townspeople for generations. [10:10] Mayor     You promised that you wouldn't     turn this into a golf club [10:13] Mayor     exclusively for the wealthy. [10:16] Walder     I don't remember promising that! [10:18] Mayor     H-How terrible! [10:20] People     You liar! You villain! [10:21] People     Give it back! [10:23] Walder     What'd you say?! [10:26] Mole     Would you at least spare the moles, though? [10:30] Mole     The moles are the symbol of this town. [10:33] Walder     Don't be ridiculous! [10:35] Walder     I won't let a single mole live here! [10:37] Walder     This will be a mole-free golf course! [10:41] Mayor     He leaves us no choice. [10:42] Mayor     Mr. Walder. Will you agree to     settle this the way our city does? [10:49] Mayor     If we lose, we won't interfere in your     development of the golf course ever again. [10:55] Mayor     But if we win... [10:57] Walder     Oh? And how does the city     settle these things? [11:01] Mayor     With a golf tournament, of course! [11:04] Mole     Mayor, please... [11:06] Papa     It's too dangerous, Mr. Mayor! [11:08] Man     This isn't good. [11:10] Man     We're playing into his hands. [11:11] Man     What happens if we lose? [11:13] Mayor     Don't you worry. [11:14] Mayor     This is how our city does things. [11:16] Mayor     We're in the right, here. [11:18] Mayor     We've always settled things     with golf in the past. [11:20] Mayor     I'm sure that golf will settle     it this time, as well! [11:25] Papa     But... I just... [11:27] Walder     I'm in! [11:29] Walder     We'll settle this with golf! [11:31] Walder     And I'll use it to shut your mouth forever! [11:35] Momo     How does someone "settle things with golf"? SIGN    Each side nominates a golfer to compete, I'm sure. [11:43] Chamo     Aren't you glad you came, Momo? [11:45] Chamo     Now you get to see a golf match! [11:48] Lupi     Honestly! This is no time to celebrate! [11:51] Lupi     The moles' lives are on the line! [11:53] Chamo     Oh, you're right. [11:55] Momo     This is awful! [11:57] sign     Fairy Princess [11:57] sign     Minky Momo [12:01] sign     Fairy Princess [12:01] sign     Minky Momo [12:02] sign     Fairy Princess [12:02] sign     Minky Momo [12:15] Moles     Gentlemen, it's time to settle things! [12:18] Moles     Our foe is this man! Walder! [12:21] Moles     Yes! Walder is our enemy! [12:25] Moles     Reinforcements have arrived! [12:34] Moles     We will live and die beside you. [12:37] Moles     We'll fight together to the end! [12:40] Moles     We're so, so glad to have you! [12:44] Moles     Yeah! [12:53] Walder     I've got Jackie Strike,     the all-American champion. [12:57] Walder     Hi! [13:01] Walder     The all-England champion, Nostra Damas. [13:04] Walder     Hi! [13:06] Walder     The Australian champion, Kellogg Newman. [13:09] Walder     Hi! [13:13] Walder     Well? Have you chosen your own golfer? [13:18] Mole     Well, do you want to golf? [13:21] Papa     I can't play against those pros! [13:23] Papa     Still, I can't believe they're here.     I'd love to get their autograph... [13:27] Mayor     I did get their autograph. [13:32] Mayor     They won't stand a chance if they're     intimidated before the competition even starts. [13:37] Chamo     Yeah. What do we do? [13:40] Lupi     I know! We have a golfer, too! [13:43] Momo     Yeah! And an incredible pro, at that! [13:50] Momo     Parariru Parariru Doririnpa! [13:53] Momo     Tiaran Tianan Maririnpa! [13:56] Momo     Become a women's pro golfer     with a Minky touch! [14:26] Walder     Well? Can I assume I've won, then? [14:30] Mole     Well... I don't... [14:32] Momo     Wait! [14:33] Momo     I'll play. [14:36] Momo     I'll gladly accept this challenge. [14:39] Momo     Is that acceptable, Mr. Walder? [14:40] Walder     A women's pro? [14:42] Walder     Fine. [14:44] Mayor     Who is that woman? [14:46] Papa     I don't know. [14:48] Jackie     All right. I'll play you. [15:05] Man     Nice shot! [15:13] Momo     Take that! [15:20] Man     Nice shot! [15:21] Mole     That was impressive! What a great drive. [15:27] Mole     Okay, I'll play caddie. [15:29] Mole     If you have any questions about     this golf course, just ask me. [15:32] Momo     Oh, thank you! [15:33] Momo     I'll be sure to ask. [15:49] Momo     Drat! I hit it too high! [15:56] Walder     You need more training. [16:01] Moles     What a dirty trick! [16:03] Moles     Stupid Walder! [16:04] Moles     Okay... [16:06] Moles     We'll go after Walder. [16:08] Moles     We'll split up here, then. [16:09] Moles     Good luck to you! [16:11] Moles     Right! [16:26] Mayor     I don't know where she played     before now, but she's very good! [16:29] Papa     Agreed. [16:35] Jackie     You see that? [16:37] Momo     He really is good. [16:38] Momo     His putting is so precise... [16:48] Walder     He did it! [16:54] Momo     I did it! [17:12] Papa     Nice birdie! [17:16] Mole     Nice birdie! Keep it up! [17:19] Momo     Even so, I'm not having an easy time. [17:22] Momo     He's still the all-American champion. [17:24] Mole     But you're putting up more     than a good enough fight. [17:28] Momo     Putting up a good fight     is different than winning. [17:38] Jackie     Drat, I thought it went in! [17:43] Walder     Darn it! [17:49] Jackie     Oh, no! [17:52] Walder     Timeout! Timeout! [17:54] Walder     I want a substitution! [17:55] Mayor     We should be even, now. [17:57] Papa     No, we're still losing. [18:12] Trio     Go, Momo! [18:25] Mole     Oh, drat! [18:27] Lupi     How far behind are we now? [18:29] Chamo     Momo is doing her best, but those     champions can really hit the ball hard! SIGN    As you'd expect. SIGN    But we can't give up! We have to encourage her to the end! [18:38] Chamo     Yeah, it's Momo! She won't     give up to the very end! [18:49] Kelogg     I messed up, I guess. [19:08] Walder     Three straight whiffs?! [19:10] Walder     No! I want a substitution! [19:34] Nostra     What the... [19:40] Nostra     The ball disappeared! This can't be! [19:43] Walder     Substitution! [19:50] Mole     This is the final hole. [19:52] Momo     It's an incredible one. [19:54] Momo     They call it "The Witch's Dimple". [19:56] Momo     Anything can happen on     this part of the course. [19:59] Momo     If you can get it in one shot,     we'll be back in the lead. [20:01] Momo     What will you do? [20:03] Momo     I'll go for it, of course. [20:05] Mole     That's the way. [20:06] Mole     There's a powerful wind     coming in from the sea. [20:08] Mole     Try to keep it low. [20:10] Momo     Got it. [20:16] Momo     Let's go. [20:17] Chamo     Momo... [20:27] Momo     Go! [20:30] Papa     It's going too far! [20:32] Lupi     No! [20:42] Mole     We turned it around! We win! [20:46] Both     Yeah! We win! [20:48] Both     Yes! We did it! [20:54] Walder     What's going on here?! [20:57] Walder     I hate you all! [21:24] King     Wonderful, wonderful! La-dee-da! [21:26] King     Did you see Momo's comeback     hole-in-one, darling? [21:30] Queen     Yes, she has a real talent     for golf, just like me. [21:35] King     Indeed... [21:37] Queen     Still, when was the last time we     enjoyed golf together at St. Andrews? [21:43] King     It was... [21:44] King     Oh, I've grown so forgetful these days. [21:47] King     I know! [21:50] King     Let's enjoy a game of golf as well! [21:53] Queen     But we can't use the long clubs here. [21:55] King     Golf in Marinarsa is putt-putt golf. [21:58] King     Let's putt-putt around. [22:01] Queen     I wish I could enjoy a game of golf     at a proper course like that one. [22:10] Mole     Hey, digging a hole there is going     to make trouble for everybody. [22:14] Mole     Try over there instead. [22:22] Momo     Isn't it quiet, Mr. Mole? [22:25] Mole     It's always like this here. [22:27] Mole     And it always will be. SIGN    Next Episode Preview [24:09] Momo     Boys, aim for the open fields and prairies! [24:12] Momo     Are there even any open fields left? [24:14] Momo     I guess we'll just have to watch it on tape. [24:18] Momo     Next time on Fairy Princess Minky Momo: [24:20] Momo     "The Video Rental Prairie." [24:22] Momo     Let the prairies of your heart open wide! [24:25] Momo     Jumping right off the tape     in a 360-degree panorama! [24:28] Momo     Momo guarantees it! [24:30] Momo     If you miss it, watch it on tape! SIGN    The Video Rental Prairie [24:32] Momo     Oh, dear... tape again?