# E8 - How to Golf With Moles
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK99MM/how-to-golf-with-moles)
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**[00:06] Sign**
Fairy Princess
**[00:06] Sign**
Minky Momo
**[01:36] Narrator**
Long, long ago...
**[01:38] Narrator**
In a "long, long ago" recent enough that
it could very well seem like tomorrow...
**[01:43] Narrator**
In a universe over there, in an Earth
over there, in a city over there,
**[01:47] Narrator**
there lived a girl.
**[01:50] Narrator**
She looked like a completely normal
girl of the kind you'd find anywhere.
**[01:53] Narrator**
The one difference was...
**[01:56] Narrator**
The girl could use magic to
transform into a grown-up!
**[02:00] Narrator**
They called her Minky Momo.
***SIGN*** How to Golf With Moles
**[02:06] Momo**
"How to Golf With Moles."
**[02:20] News**
* The finals of the Overthere Women's*
* Open are really heating up!*
**[02:25] News**
*Now, the number 16 short hole!*
**[02:33] News**
*The ball's heading right for the pin, and...*
**[02:41] Chamo**
It went in!
**[02:43] Pipi**
Hey, doesn't your father play golf, too?
**[02:55] Papa**
It might look simple, but it's
actually quite difficult!
**[02:59] Momo**
Just drive already, Papa!
**[03:02] Papa**
Let's not be hasty.
**[03:04] Papa**
First, focus all your
feelings into the ball...
***SIGN*** That's almost professional level.
**[03:17] Momo**
You're so good, Papa!
**[03:18] Momo**
You're like a pro golfer!
**[03:21] Papa**
Well, I guess I've still got it.
**[03:24] Momo**
Papa, will you let me try, too?
**[03:26] Papa**
Oh, well...
**[03:28] Papa**
Have you ever played golf before, Momo?
**[03:31] Momo**
Nope.
**[03:32] Momo**
But...
**[03:33] Momo**
I just take this tiny little
ball... do this, and...
**[03:45] Papa**
Oh, dear!
**[03:47] Lupi**
Don't get the ball in the hole, Momo!
**[03:49] Lupi**
You need to hit it a bunch of
times, like your father did!
***SIGN*** No, the more strokes you take in golf, the worse you've done.
**[03:57] Lupi**
Wait, does that mean Momo's a prodigy?!
**[04:01] Chamo**
Why not try to be a pro women's golfer, Momo?
**[04:03] Momo**
A pro women's golfer?
**[04:06] Momo**
Maybe I will!
**[04:09] Papa**
I guess she could do it...
**[04:16] Papa**
Of course, it's not that easy
to become a professional golfer.
**[04:21] Momo**
Papa, is the golf course that far away?
**[04:23] Papa**
No, it's very close. We're almost there.
***SIGN*** Momo's hole-in-one really sent a shock through him.
**[04:31] Lupi**
It sure did!
**[04:45] Momo**
It's lovely!
**[04:46] Papa**
This is my favorite clubhouse.
**[04:48] Papa**
What the—
**[04:59] Papa**
What just happened?!
**[05:08] Papa**
What in the world is that shiny new thing?!
**[05:10] Man**
Yahoo! It's the new clubhouse!
**[05:13] Man**
Opening soon!
**[05:14] Man**
Closed today!
**[05:16] Man**
Too bad for you!
**[05:18] Papa**
A new clubhouse?!
**[05:20] Papa**
Who's behind this monstrosity?!
**[05:28] Papa**
Hey, Mr. Mole! Where are you?
**[05:31] Papa**
Where are you hiding?
**[05:34] Momo**
We came all this way and
we don't get to golf?
**[05:37] Lupi**
Still, the walk is quite lovely.
**[05:40] Chamo**
This is such a great golf course!
***SIGN*** Yeah. They even say that golf was born on this golfing range.
***SIGN*** Golf courses all over the world model themselves after this one.
**[05:52] Chamo**
Is that true?
***SIGN*** I think Momo's father would know best of anybody.
**[05:57] Lupi**
Her father? But why?
**[06:01] Papa**
I smell something. Like smoke.
**[06:03] Papa**
Is something burning?
**[06:05] Momo**
I think it is smoke. Look!
**[06:10] Lupi**
It's there! The smoke is coming from there!
**[06:16] Chamo**
Some kind of underground fire?
**[06:21] Papa**
Hey, Mr. Mole! Where are you?
**[06:24] Mole**
Over here! I'm over here!
**[06:29] Papa**
What are you doing over here?
**[06:32] Mole**
I'm trying to get the moles to safety.
**[06:35] Mole**
Hey, come out already!
**[06:36] Mole**
You're gonna end up smoked.
**[06:42] Mole**
Is that everyone?
**[06:51] Momo**
They're all carrying golf balls.
**[06:53] Papa**
The moles here are famous for
collecting golf balls in one place.
**[06:58] Momo**
Why?
**[07:02] Lupi**
He says their mother mole told them to do it.
**[07:06] Lupi**
Mother mole learned from Grandmother mole,
**[07:08] Lupi**
and that grandmother mole
learned from her mother!
**[07:13] Mole**
In other words, the moles of Saint Petersen
have a generational love of golf.
**[07:17] Mole**
The locals here also love the moles.
**[07:21] Mole**
With one exception...
**[07:24] Mole**
Ah, speak of the devil.
**[07:25] Mole**
They're here!
**[07:32] Walder**
You filthy moles!
**[07:34] Walder**
I'm going to drive every one of you out!
**[07:38] Papa**
What kind of jerk drives
his car on a golf course?!
**[07:42] Mole**
That's Walder. He just
bought the golf course.
**[07:47] Papa**
So he's the one who tore down the clubhouse?
**[07:50] Mole**
He wants to turn the golf course
into a more high-class destination.
**[07:55] Mole**
He considers the moles his mortal enemies.
**[07:57] Mole**
He wants to drive the moles out and
drown them... He's a very cruel man.
**[08:02] Papa**
I see. So he's the one...
**[08:05] Mole**
I intend to quit soon.
**[08:07] Mole**
I refuse to work for that man!
**[08:12] Moles**
He is our enemy!
**[08:14] Moles**
We'll show him!
**[08:28] Papa**
This is it.
**[08:29] Momo**
Pictures of golfing?
**[08:31] Mole**
Yes. They're ancient murals
that your father discovered.
**[08:36] Papa**
Yes, aren't they lively, beautiful murals?
**[08:40] Papa**
Someone kicked a rock at random, and
it ended up in the moles' hole...
**[08:44] Papa**
We believe that's the origin of golf.
**[08:47] Papa**
That's what the mural tells us.
**[08:48] Mole**
Ever since, the humans and moles of Saint
Petersen have lived together in harmony.
**[08:56] Mole**
Look.
**[08:56] Mole**
Saint Petersen has used the mole as the
symbol of its golf range for all that time.
***SIGN*** And over that long stretch of time,
***SIGN*** the moles here even evolved to collect golf balls?
**[09:08] Lupi**
Friendship between humans and
moles! What a beautiful thing!
**[09:12] Chamo**
We can't let him drive the moles out!
**[09:15] Momo**
We've got to protect the moles ourselves!
**[09:19] Mole**
Well said!
**[09:20] Papa**
Not just the moles. We have
to protect our golf course!
**[09:24] Papa**
We have to act fast, before it's too late!
**[09:27] Mole**
Yes, you're right.
**[09:30] Papa**
All right, sir. Bring everyone
in the city together.
**[09:33] Mole**
Okay, leave it to me!
**[09:36] Mole**
Things are getting interesting now!
**[09:48] Papa**
After everything we've said,
you still won't listen?
**[09:51] Walder**
I bought this golf course!
**[09:53] Walder**
It's up to me what I do with it!
**[09:56] Walder**
Get out of here! You don't get a say in it!
**[10:00] Mayor**
I am the mayor of Saint Petersen.
**[10:04] Mayor**
Listen, Mr. Walder.
**[10:05] Mayor**
The golf club here has existed alongside
the townspeople for generations.
**[10:10] Mayor**
You promised that you wouldn't
turn this into a golf club
**[10:13] Mayor**
exclusively for the wealthy.
**[10:16] Walder**
I don't remember promising that!
**[10:18] Mayor**
H-How terrible!
**[10:20] People**
You liar! You villain!
**[10:21] People**
Give it back!
**[10:23] Walder**
What'd you say?!
**[10:26] Mole**
Would you at least spare the moles, though?
**[10:30] Mole**
The moles are the symbol of this town.
**[10:33] Walder**
Don't be ridiculous!
**[10:35] Walder**
I won't let a single mole live here!
**[10:37] Walder**
This will be a mole-free golf course!
**[10:41] Mayor**
He leaves us no choice.
**[10:42] Mayor**
Mr. Walder. Will you agree to
settle this the way our city does?
**[10:49] Mayor**
If we lose, we won't interfere in your
development of the golf course ever again.
**[10:55] Mayor**
But if we win...
**[10:57] Walder**
Oh? And how does the city
settle these things?
**[11:01] Mayor**
With a golf tournament, of course!
**[11:04] Mole**
Mayor, please...
**[11:06] Papa**
It's too dangerous, Mr. Mayor!
**[11:08] Man**
This isn't good.
**[11:10] Man**
We're playing into his hands.
**[11:11] Man**
What happens if we lose?
**[11:13] Mayor**
Don't you worry.
**[11:14] Mayor**
This is how our city does things.
**[11:16] Mayor**
We're in the right, here.
**[11:18] Mayor**
We've always settled things
with golf in the past.
**[11:20] Mayor**
I'm sure that golf will settle
it this time, as well!
**[11:25] Papa**
But... I just...
**[11:27] Walder**
I'm in!
**[11:29] Walder**
We'll settle this with golf!
**[11:31] Walder**
And I'll use it to shut your mouth forever!
**[11:35] Momo**
How does someone "settle things with golf"?
***SIGN*** Each side nominates a golfer to compete, I'm sure.
**[11:43] Chamo**
Aren't you glad you came, Momo?
**[11:45] Chamo**
Now you get to see a golf match!
**[11:48] Lupi**
Honestly! This is no time to celebrate!
**[11:51] Lupi**
The moles' lives are on the line!
**[11:53] Chamo**
Oh, you're right.
**[11:55] Momo**
This is awful!
**[11:57] sign**
Fairy Princess
**[11:57] sign**
Minky Momo
**[12:01] sign**
Fairy Princess
**[12:01] sign**
Minky Momo
**[12:02] sign**
Fairy Princess
**[12:02] sign**
Minky Momo
**[12:15] Moles**
Gentlemen, it's time to settle things!
**[12:18] Moles**
Our foe is this man! Walder!
**[12:21] Moles**
Yes! Walder is our enemy!
**[12:25] Moles**
Reinforcements have arrived!
**[12:34] Moles**
We will live and die beside you.
**[12:37] Moles**
We'll fight together to the end!
**[12:40] Moles**
We're so, so glad to have you!
**[12:44] Moles**
Yeah!
**[12:53] Walder**
I've got Jackie Strike,
the all-American champion.
**[12:57] Walder**
Hi!
**[13:01] Walder**
The all-England champion, Nostra Damas.
**[13:04] Walder**
Hi!
**[13:06] Walder**
The Australian champion, Kellogg Newman.
**[13:09] Walder**
Hi!
**[13:13] Walder**
Well? Have you chosen your own golfer?
**[13:18] Mole**
Well, do you want to golf?
**[13:21] Papa**
I can't play against those pros!
**[13:23] Papa**
Still, I can't believe they're here.
I'd love to get their autograph...
**[13:27] Mayor**
I *did* get their autograph.
**[13:32] Mayor**
They won't stand a chance if they're
intimidated before the competition even starts.
**[13:37] Chamo**
Yeah. What do we do?
**[13:40] Lupi**
I know! We have a golfer, too!
**[13:43] Momo**
Yeah! And an incredible pro, at that!
**[13:50] Momo**
Parariru Parariru Doririnpa!
**[13:53] Momo**
Tiaran Tianan Maririnpa!
**[13:56] Momo**
Become a women's pro golfer
with a Minky touch!
**[14:26] Walder**
Well? Can I assume I've won, then?
**[14:30] Mole**
Well... I don't...
**[14:32] Momo**
Wait!
**[14:33] Momo**
I'll play.
**[14:36] Momo**
I'll gladly accept this challenge.
**[14:39] Momo**
Is that acceptable, Mr. Walder?
**[14:40] Walder**
A women's pro?
**[14:42] Walder**
Fine.
**[14:44] Mayor**
Who is that woman?
**[14:46] Papa**
I don't know.
**[14:48] Jackie**
All right. I'll play you.
**[15:05] Man**
Nice shot!
**[15:13] Momo**
Take that!
**[15:20] Man**
Nice shot!
**[15:21] Mole**
That was impressive! What a great drive.
**[15:27] Mole**
Okay, I'll play caddie.
**[15:29] Mole**
If you have any questions about
this golf course, just ask me.
**[15:32] Momo**
Oh, thank you!
**[15:33] Momo**
I'll be sure to ask.
**[15:49] Momo**
Drat! I hit it too high!
**[15:56] Walder**
You need more training.
**[16:01] Moles**
What a dirty trick!
**[16:03] Moles**
Stupid Walder!
**[16:04] Moles**
Okay...
**[16:06] Moles**
We'll go after Walder.
**[16:08] Moles**
We'll split up here, then.
**[16:09] Moles**
Good luck to you!
**[16:11] Moles**
Right!
**[16:26] Mayor**
I don't know where she played
before now, but she's very good!
**[16:29] Papa**
Agreed.
**[16:35] Jackie**
You see that?
**[16:37] Momo**
He really is good.
**[16:38] Momo**
His putting is so precise...
**[16:48] Walder**
He did it!
**[16:54] Momo**
I did it!
**[17:12] Papa**
Nice birdie!
**[17:16] Mole**
Nice birdie! Keep it up!
**[17:19] Momo**
Even so, I'm not having an easy time.
**[17:22] Momo**
He's still the all-American champion.
**[17:24] Mole**
But you're putting up more
than a good enough fight.
**[17:28] Momo**
Putting up a good fight
is different than winning.
**[17:38] Jackie**
Drat, I thought it went in!
**[17:43] Walder**
Darn it!
**[17:49] Jackie**
Oh, no!
**[17:52] Walder**
Timeout! Timeout!
**[17:54] Walder**
I want a substitution!
**[17:55] Mayor**
We should be even, now.
**[17:57] Papa**
No, we're still losing.
**[18:12] Trio**
Go, Momo!
**[18:25] Mole**
Oh, drat!
**[18:27] Lupi**
How far behind are we now?
**[18:29] Chamo**
Momo is doing her best, but those
champions can really hit the ball hard!
***SIGN*** As you'd expect.
***SIGN*** But we can't give up! We have to encourage her to the end!
**[18:38] Chamo**
Yeah, it's Momo! She won't
give up to the very end!
**[18:49] Kelogg**
I messed up, I guess.
**[19:08] Walder**
Three straight whiffs?!
**[19:10] Walder**
No! I want a substitution!
**[19:34] Nostra**
What the...
**[19:40] Nostra**
The ball disappeared! This can't be!
**[19:43] Walder**
Substitution!
**[19:50] Mole**
This is the final hole.
**[19:52] Momo**
It's an incredible one.
**[19:54] Momo**
They call it "The Witch's Dimple".
**[19:56] Momo**
Anything can happen on
this part of the course.
**[19:59] Momo**
If you can get it in one shot,
we'll be back in the lead.
**[20:01] Momo**
What will you do?
**[20:03] Momo**
I'll go for it, of course.
**[20:05] Mole**
That's the way.
**[20:06] Mole**
There's a powerful wind
coming in from the sea.
**[20:08] Mole**
Try to keep it low.
**[20:10] Momo**
Got it.
**[20:16] Momo**
Let's go.
**[20:17] Chamo**
Momo...
**[20:27] Momo**
Go!
**[20:30] Papa**
It's going too far!
**[20:32] Lupi**
No!
**[20:42] Mole**
We turned it around! We win!
**[20:46] Both**
Yeah! We win!
**[20:48] Both**
Yes! We did it!
**[20:54] Walder**
What's going on here?!
**[20:57] Walder**
I hate you all!
**[21:24] King**
Wonderful, wonderful! La-dee-da!
**[21:26] King**
Did you see Momo's comeback
hole-in-one, darling?
**[21:30] Queen**
Yes, she has a real talent
for golf, just like me.
**[21:35] King**
Indeed...
**[21:37] Queen**
Still, when was the last time we
enjoyed golf together at St. Andrews?
**[21:43] King**
It was...
**[21:44] King**
Oh, I've grown so forgetful these days.
**[21:47] King**
I know!
**[21:50] King**
Let's enjoy a game of golf as well!
**[21:53] Queen**
But we can't use the long clubs here.
**[21:55] King**
Golf in Marinarsa is putt-putt golf.
**[21:58] King**
Let's putt-putt around.
**[22:01] Queen**
I wish I could enjoy a game of golf
at a proper course like that one.
**[22:10] Mole**
Hey, digging a hole there is going
to make trouble for everybody.
**[22:14] Mole**
Try over there instead.
**[22:22] Momo**
Isn't it quiet, Mr. Mole?
**[22:25] Mole**
It's always like this here.
**[22:27] Mole**
And it always will be.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[24:09] Momo**
Boys, aim for the open fields and prairies!
**[24:12] Momo**
Are there even any open fields left?
**[24:14] Momo**
I guess we'll just have to watch it on tape.
**[24:18] Momo**
Next time on *Fairy Princess Minky Momo*:
**[24:20] Momo**
"The Video Rental Prairie."
**[24:22] Momo**
Let the prairies of your heart open wide!
**[24:25] Momo**
Jumping right off the tape
in a 360-degree panorama!
**[24:28] Momo**
Momo guarantees it!
**[24:30] Momo**
If you miss it, watch it on tape!
***SIGN*** The Video Rental Prairie
**[24:32] Momo**
Oh, dear... tape again?