E49 - The Witchy Star Wars?!

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[00:01] Sign
    Minky
[00:01] Sign
    Princess
[00:01] Sign
    Fairy
[00:02] Sign
    Momo
[00:03] Sign
    Embracing Dreams
[00:04] Sign
    Minky
[00:04] Sign
    Momo
[00:04] Sign
    Fairy
[00:04] Sign
    Princess
[00:04] Sign
    Embracing Dreams
[01:36] Narrator
    Long, long ago...
[01:38] Narrator
    In a "long, long ago" recent enough that
    it could very well seem like tomorrow...
[01:43] Narrator
    A girl came from a dreamland
    far beneath the ocean.
[01:48] Narrator
    Her goal was supposed to be
    to restore the lost dreams
[01:53] Narrator
    to the people of the surface...
[01:56] Narrator
    But would it work out?
[01:59] Narrator
    Oh, right! And her name was Minky Momo!
SIGN    The Witchy Star Wars?!
[02:06] Momo
    "The Witchy Star Wars."
[02:16] Momo
    I received a mysterious letter today.
[02:19] Momo
    It was on my windowsill when I woke up.
[02:22] Momo
    The letter smelled like magic...
[02:25] Momo
    Yes, it was from Brenda the Witch!
[02:35] Momo
    Wow, look at them go!
[02:37] Joe
    Hey! Thanks for coming!
[02:39] Joe
    Joe!
[02:40] Brenda
    Momo!
[02:42] Momo
    Brenda!
[02:47] Momo
    Thanks for inviting me!
[02:48] Momo
    I made it!
[02:49] Brenda
    It's been so long! How are you?
[02:51] Momo
    I'm great! I'm great! I'm super great!
[02:55] King
    It's Brenda the Witch again!
[02:58] Queen
    Yes, it's a full moon night.
[03:00] Queen
    Perfect for the witches' fete.
[03:03] King
    It's a festival! A festival!
[03:07] King
    Shall we have a festival as well?
[03:08] Queen
    It might be nice. It has been a while.
[03:12] Brenda
    She's here.
[03:13] Momo
    Thanks for having me.
[03:15] Witches
    Welcome, Momo!
[03:17] Witches
    I haven't seen such a
    charming witch in so long!
[03:20] Brenda
    What's that? Are you saying I'm not charming.
[03:23] Witch
    Oh, no, you're quite charming!
[03:27] Witch
    We just haven't seen many
    young witches at all.
[03:31] Witch
    It's a serious problem.
[03:37] Joe
    Well, help yourselves!
[03:39] All
    Let's eat!
[03:47] Momo
    What is it? What's going on?
[03:49] Witch
    Oh, how can it be? How could
    the magic have weakened so?
[03:54] Witch
    We're finished!
[03:56] Brenda
    Oh, stop whining!
[03:58] Brenda
    My magic reached Momo, didn't it?
[04:01] Brenda
    We can't possibly have lost our magic!
[04:03] Momo
    You think you lost your magic?
[04:05] Witch
    Our magic is the magic of dreamlands.
[04:09] Witch
    As the people lose their dreams,
    we lose our magic as well.
[04:13] Witch
    The lack of new witches is the proof of that!
[04:17] Witch
    And with our power growing weaker,
    we can't even fly properly.
[04:23] Witch
    We'll be the last of the witches.
[04:27] Brenda
    Oh, darn it! I hate all this depressing talk!
[04:31] Brenda
    I'll never give up without even trying!
[04:34] Brenda
    Don't you feel the same way, Momo?
[04:36] Momo
    Yes!
[04:37] Momo
    There must be a way to get
    everyone their magic back!
[04:41] Momo
    We can't just surrender! Never give up!
[04:43] Witch
    B-But what do we do, actually?
[04:46] Brenda
    We need to get humans to believe
    in magic! That witches are real!
[04:50] Brenda
    You'll help, right, Momo?
[04:53] Momo
    Me?
[04:55] Momo
    Okay, but how?
[04:57] Brenda
    Just leave it to Brenda!
[05:05] Momo
    Where are we?
[05:06] Brenda
    Where else? A TV station.
[05:08] Momo
    I know that much, but are you...
[05:11] Brenda
    We're making a pitch.
[05:13] Momo
    I knew it.
[05:16] Brenda
    Pipirun! Paparun!
[05:20] Brenda
    Go!
[05:23] Brenda
    Pipirun! Paparun!
[05:26] Man
    Enough, now!
[05:30] Momo
    Are you okay, Brenda?
[05:32] Brenda
    I think I overexerted myself a bit.
[05:34] Man
    Very good!
[05:36] Brenda
    Will you put me on TV, then?
[05:38] Man
    No, we can't make a show
    about simple sleight-of-hand.
[05:41] Brenda
    It's not sleight-of-hand!
[05:43] Joe
    Yeah, that's right!
[05:45] Joe
    It's genuine magic!
[05:46] Man
    This is well done. Is it ventriloquism?
[05:49] Man
    Or is there a computer inside?
[05:51] Man
    Let's see...
[05:54] Brenda
    No! It's real magic!
[05:57] Man
    Really, enough of this.
[06:00] Man
    This is the age of space stations.
[06:02] Man
    Who would ever believe in magic?
[06:06] Man
    It's morning time here in space.
[06:09] Man
    It's sunny in space today, tomorrow,
    the next day, and probably forever!
[06:13] Man
    Well, see you tomorrow.
[06:15] CM
    The Posca Sports Car RC3800...
[06:17] Man
    Sleight-of-hand isn't popular these days.
[06:19] Man
    We can do all of those things
    with special effects.
[06:23] Brenda
    Let me go! Let me go already!
[06:27] Brenda
    Ow, ow...
[06:30] Brenda
    Hey! You can't treat us like that!
[06:32] Momo
    Calm down, Brenda!
[06:33] Joe
    Yeah, calm down!
[06:38] Brenda
    Time for take two!
[06:39] Joe
    Hey, wait, Brenda!
[06:48] Momo
    Wait, Brenda!
[06:51] Man
    Get out!
[06:58] Brenda
    Darn it.
[06:59] Brenda
    They all think it's sleight-of-hand
    or illusions! Those jerks!
[07:03] Momo
    Brenda... even if grown-ups don't
    believe in magic, children still might!
[07:09] Momo
    Hey, you there!
[07:11] Momo
    You want to fly with magic?
[07:13] Boy
    There's no such thing with magic.
[07:15] Boy
    I'm gonna fly in an airplane!
[07:21] Chamo
    Here it comes...
[07:23] Joe
    Brenda, calm down!
[07:25] Momo
    Brenda, please!
[07:29] Brenda
    I guess the other witches were right.
[07:31] Brenda
    Maybe we're finished after all.
[07:33] Momo
    Brenda...
[07:35] Brenda
    I've been doing my show as
    if it were sleight-of-hand,
[07:39] Brenda
    but I actually wanted my audiences
    to believe in magic...
[07:57] Brenda
    At least while they were at my shows,
[08:00] Brenda
    I thought all the grown-ups and
    children still believed in magic...
[08:04] Momo
    Brenda...
[08:06] Momo
    That's right! They all just forgot!
[08:09] Momo
    Your shows were filled with dreams!
[08:12] Momo
    Show them your dreams!
    Then they'll all remember!
[08:16] Momo
    You don't look like yourself
    when you're sad, Brenda!
[08:18] Momo
    Brenda should be cheerful
    and crabby and tough!
[08:22] Brenda
    Momo.
[08:24] Brenda
    That's right. You're right.
[08:26] Brenda
    I'm not me unless I'm crabby and tough!
[08:28] Brenda
    Okay, let's do it!
[08:30] Momo
    That's my Brenda!
[08:31] Chamo
    But what do we do now?
[08:33] Chamo
    They all turned you down already.
[08:35] Brenda
    I'll force my way in!
[08:37] Brenda
    If they won't let us on
    TV, we'll go on ourselves!
[08:41] Lupi
    But how?!
[08:42] Brenda
    Let's go!
[08:43] Joe
    To where?
[08:44] Momo
    To space!
[08:47] Brenda
    All right, the wind up and the third pitch...
[08:50] Brenda
    It's thrown!
[08:51] Brenda
    He hit it! It's a long ball, and
    it's out! A walk-off home run!
[08:54] Chamo
    Momo, what are we doing
    at this appliance shop?
[08:57] Momo
    This is the age of the satellite broadcast!
[08:59] Momo
    I'm gonna borrow a satellite.
SIGN    That's crazy!
[09:02] Momo
    It's not crazy!
[09:03] Momo
    If Brenda and I work together,
    there's nothing our magic can't do!
[09:06] Brenda
    Okay, let's do it!
[09:12] Momo
    Mr. TV, take us to the station!
[09:16] Brenda
    Pipirun! Paparun!
[09:27] Momo
    Oh, how lovely!
[09:33] Bowman
    When the prince kissed the princess,
[09:35] Bowman
    the princess put to sleep
    by the evil witch awakened.
[09:40] Bowman
    The prince and princess
    lived happily forever after!
[09:45] Bowman
    I'm so happy for them!
[09:50] Bowman
    Fairy tales really aren't
    any fun without a witch.
[09:54] Man
    This is Space Station Base.
[09:56] Bowman
    Over.
[09:57] Bowman
    Yes! This is Space Station!
[09:59] Bowman
    Captain Bowman here!
[10:01] Bowman
    Over!
[10:01] Man
    Captain Bowman. It was
    another great show today.
[10:04] Bowman
    Thank you!
[10:06] Man
    Anything unusual?
[10:07] Bowman
    There's no wars or traffic
    accidents here in space,
[10:11] Bowman
    and Earth was blue again.
[10:13] Man
    Great to hear it. Transmission over.
[10:16] Bowman
    Peace is best.
[10:18] Bowman
    But it's also a bit boring.
[10:26] Bowman
    Wh-What was that light?
[10:29] sign
    Fairy Princess
[10:29] sign
    Minky Momo
[10:29] sign
    Embracing Dreams
[10:50] Momo
    Where are we?
SIGN    Inside the station.
[10:54] Momo
    Great! It worked!
[10:55] Brenda
    I knew it was worth trying!
[10:57] Momo
    I can't believe it worked so well!
[10:59] Momo
    Okay, now let's keep up the
    momentum and get started!
[11:02] Brenda
    First, we need a stage.
[11:06] Bowman
    Engine room green.
[11:08] Bowman
    Food storage green.
[11:10] Bowman
    This was an empty room, right?
[11:22] Bowman
    It's not green at all!
[11:28] Bowman
    What... What in the world...
[11:33] Momo
    Hey, we're here!
[11:35] Bowman
    Welcome! Not!
[11:37] Bowman
    Who are you people? What are you doing?
[11:40] Bowman
    How did you get here?!
[11:41] Brenda
    Ask one question at a time!
    We can't answer like that!
[11:45] Bowman
    R-Right.
[11:47] Bowman
    So, how did you get here?
[11:49] Momo
    With magic, of course!
[11:50] Brenda
    There's nothing a witch can't do!
[11:53] Bowman
    Magic? Witch? Impossible.
[11:55] Bowman
    There's no such thing as witches in this era!
[11:58] Brenda
    There is so! I'm a witch!
[12:05] Bowman
    Pipirun! Paparun!
[12:08] Bowman
    Pipirun! Paparun!
[12:15] Momo
    You think it's all just sleight-of-hand too?
[12:18] Momo
    You don't believe us?
[12:20] Bowman
    Incredible!
[12:22] Bowman
    To encounter a real witch...
[12:24] Bowman
    I could never have imagined
    something so lovely!
[12:27] Bowman
    I've read so many fairy tales, and the
    ones with witches are all my favorites!
[12:34] Bowman
    Sleeping Beauty. Cinderella.
    Snow White. The Little Mermaid.
[12:39] Bowman
    None would be as good without the witch!
[12:42] Bowman
    And now there's a witch right here before me!
[12:45] Brenda
    You believe in witches, mister?
[12:48] Bowman
    Of course I do!
[12:49] Bowman
    Your wish is my command!
[12:56] Momo
    You should help us, then!
[12:58] Bowman
    Of course I will! I must tell the
    world about this wonderful news!
[13:03] Bowman
    So, what can I do for you?
[13:07] Momo
    Parariru Parariru Doririnpa!
[13:09] Momo
    Tiaran Tianan Maririnpa!
[13:11] Momo
    Become a newscaster with a Minky touch!
[13:24] Bowman
    Brilliant, brilliant!
[13:25] Momo
    Thanks!
[13:26] Momo
    Now, stand by!
[13:34] Momo
    I have an important story for all of you.
[13:36] Momo
    I think you may not believe in witches.
[13:39] Momo
    But a real witch is with us now!
[13:42] Momo
    This is not special effects
    or sleight-of-hand!
[13:48] Momo
    It's genuine magic!
[13:49] Momo
    Now, let's introduce its caster...
[13:52] Momo
    Brenda the Witch!
[13:54] Grandma
    Oh, dear...
[13:56] Brenda
    Oh, er, well...
[13:59] Brenda
    The magic I... do... er...
[14:03] Momo
    Brenda! Do it the usual way!
[14:06] Brenda
    That's right... that's right.
[14:08] Brenda
    Treat it like my regular show!
[14:10] Brenda
    Hi, people of the world!
    Please enjoy my magic!
[14:16] Brenda
    Pipirun! Paparun!
[14:19] Brenda
    Awesome!
[14:19] Brenda
    Pipirun! Paparun!
[14:26] Bottom
    Wanna push it!
[14:27] Bottom
    Won't push it.
[14:29] Bottom
    But I wanna push it!
[14:30] Man
    Please, Colonel Bottom! That's
    the missile launch switch!
[14:33] Bottom
    I know that! That's why I wanna push it!
[14:37] Man
    Don't it! We're not at
    war with any country yet!
[14:41] Bottom
    I wanna fire the missiles!
[14:43] Man
    You can't!
[14:44] Man
    Scramble! Scramble!
[14:46] Man
    Station jack reported!
[14:47] Man
    Prepare at once!
[14:48] Bottom
    Okay, that's it! Time to show my stuff!
[14:58] Brenda
    Ow!
[15:00] Momo
    Brenda!
[15:02] Momo
    Everyone, we need a break!
[15:04] Momo
    I don't know if we can...
[15:05] Lupi
    Fine, I'll take over!
[15:08] Lupi
    I am the queen of karaoke!
[15:15] Mama
    What? Those animals...
[15:17] Mama
    Don't they look like our pets?
[15:19] Papa
    Yes...
[15:20] Papa
    But they can't be up there, right?
[15:23] Mama
    Of course not!
[15:27] Bottom
    I've been waiting for this moment!
[15:29] Bottom
    I've been itching for war of late.
[15:33] Bottom
    I don't know who's behind
    this station jack...
[15:35] Bottom
    But I, Colonel Bottom, will
    blast them out of the sky!
[15:42] Brenda
    Pipirun! Paparun!
[15:54] Bowman
    It's really magic!
[16:04] Bowman
    Ow!
[16:07] Bottom
    Hey, station jackers!
[16:09] Bottom
    Cease your wicked deeds!
[16:11] Bottom
    Surrender!
[16:13] Brenda
    You'll pay!
[16:14] Brenda
    You're nowhere near a match for me!
[16:18] Momo
    B-Brenda! Calm down!
[16:19] Joe
    Yeah, Brenda, calm down!
[16:22] Brenda
    I don't have to do what you say!
[16:25] Bottom
    Then let's see which side is stronger!
[16:27] Brenda
    You're on!
[16:28] Bottom
    I can't wait!
[16:30] Bowman
    What is all this?
[16:31] Brenda
    Give as good as you get!
    That's how I do things!
[16:35] Chamo
    Honestly...
[16:36] Lupi
    She's so crabby!
[16:37] Bowman
    How are you going to fight?
    Our station has no weapons...
[16:42] Momo
    It does, though!
[16:43] Momo
    We have weapons too!
[16:45] Momo
    Our magic!
[16:46] Brenda
    Yeah, we have our magic!
[16:49] Momo
    Magic, put a barrier around us!
[17:02] Brenda
    Pipirun! Paparun!
[17:06] Bowman
    Wait! Put these on!
[17:08] Bowman
    Then we can communicate.
[17:10] Brenda
    Thanks, mister.
[17:19] Brenda
    Let's go, Momo!
[17:20] Momo
    Okay!
[17:33] Bottom
    What?!
[17:34] Bottom
    You little... fire, fire, fire!
[17:48] Bowman
    Incredible!
[17:50] Bottom
    What was all that?
[17:53] Bottom
    I don't know what's going
    on, but... fire! Fire! Fire!
[18:10] Chamo
    Momo! You can't just destroy the missiles!
[18:13] Lupi
    Yeah, you've gotta stop the shuttles!
[18:16] Momo
    But I can't destroy shuttles
    with people on board!
[18:22] Momo
    Brenda!
[18:27] Brenda
    Pipirun! Paparun!
[18:32] Brenda
    Beneath a blue sky...
[18:36] Brenda
    In a house with a red roof...
[18:39] Brenda
    A table with warm soup on it...
[18:44] Brenda
    A family relaxing in front of the fire...
[18:49] Brenda
    The kind face of a mother...
[18:52] Brenda
    The adorable gestures of a daughter...
[18:54] Brenda
    The smile of a beautiful wife...
[18:57] Brenda
    That's my wonderful family!
[19:00] Man
    I want to go home. I want
    to go back to my family.
[19:04] Man
    Yeah, let's all go home!
[19:07] Man
    Well, so long! We're leaving now!
[19:14] Momo
    What did you do, Brenda?
[19:15] Brenda
    Magic!
[19:16] Momo
    Magic?
[19:17] Brenda
    It's a spell that makes
    people want to go home.
[19:22] Momo
    Then why is that shuttle still here?
[19:25] Brenda
    That's weird. That spell should've
    made him want to go home...
[19:31] Bottom
    No... I won't go home and miss
    this chance to fire missiles!
[19:40] Momo
    Take that!
[19:46] Bottom
    What? I'm out of ammo?
[19:49] Bottom
    Then I'll slam into it!
[19:53] Brenda
    Pipirun! Paparun!
[20:06] Momo
    The station!
[20:13] Bottom
    Darn it! This isn't over!
[20:27] Bowman
    Welcome back!
[20:28] Momo
    The station's pretty wrecked. Is it okay?
[20:31] Bowman
    I can fix this up in no time.
[20:33] Bowman
    But the cameras definitely showed
    the whole world that magic is real!
[20:38] Brenda
    Well, we did what we came here to do!
[20:40] Momo
    Let's go home!
[20:41] Bowman
    You're leaving?
[20:42] Bowman
    See you again, mister!
[20:43] Momo
    Thanks for the help!
[21:08] Bowman
    If this is a dream, don't wake me up...
[21:11] King
    Amazing! She did it!
[21:13] King
    Momo protected peace in outer space!
[21:16] Queen
    Yes, she truly did!
[21:25] Grandma
    Well done!
[21:27] Grandma
    Watching you reminded me of
    something very important!
[21:32] Grandma
    We were losing our own hopes
    and dreams as witches.
[21:36] Grandma
    Of course we can't use magic if
    we don't have dreams of our own!
[21:41] Grandma
    Grandma!
[21:43] Grandma
    Watching that show reminded us
    of how fun it is to use magic!
SIGN    But how many people watching  that show believe in magic now?
[21:53] Momo
    It's okie-dokie-dokie!
[21:59] Bowman
    I'm telling you, the station jack was
    done by two witches and their dog,
[22:03] Bowman
    monkey, songbird, and crow!
[22:05] Man
    That can't be true.
[22:07] Man
    There's no such thing as witches.
[22:09] Bowman
    No, witches are real!
[22:11] Man
    I think you were dreaming.
[22:13] Man
    Who would believe a story like that, anyway?
[22:22] Bowman
    It wasn't a dream!
[22:28] Momo
    At the very least, he believes!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:11] Momo
    Now, come here in search of happiness!
[24:13] Momo
    Everyone everywhere in every
    time, come together and be happy!
[24:17] Momo
    Next time on Fairy Princess Minky Momo:
[24:19] Momo
    "The Happy Parade"!
[24:20] Momo
    I'm happy, you're happy,
    we're all happy, very happy!
[24:23] Momo
    It's all good, it's all good!
[24:25] Momo
    No, it's not good at all!
[24:26] Momo
    I don't want to be happy
    the same way as everyone!
[24:28] Momo
    I have my own happiness!
[24:30] Momo
    Right?!
SIGN    The Happy Parade