E42 - The Grand, Error-Filled Plan

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SIGN    The Grand, Error-Filled Plan
[01:17] Momo
    "The Grand, Error-Filled Plan."
[01:26] Mama
    Oh, General Oscar's cat?
[01:29] Major
    Yes, we were wondering if your
    veterinarian could have a look at her.
[01:32] Mama
    I'm afraid my husband is currently out...
[01:36] Major
    Well, tell me where he is and
    I'll go pick him up myself.
[01:40] Mama
    I believe the bear in the
    Bororon Circus has rubella,
[01:43] Mama
    so he's gone to Morascow.
[01:44] Major
    What? Morascow, capital of our national
    enemy, the Waysaway Republic?
[01:50] Mama
    Oh? Is the Waysaway Republic our enemy?
[01:52] Major
    Of course they are!
[01:54] Major
    Tensions are high between
    the East and the West!
[02:00] Major
    Oh, what will I do? The Waysaway
    Republic, of all places...
[02:03] Momo
    Excuse me!
[02:06] Major
    Eh?
[02:16] Oscar
    What? The veterinarian is in Morascow?
[02:19] Oscar
    And so you brought his daughter instead?
[02:22] Major
    Yes, she insisted that
    she could help somehow!
[02:29] Oscar
    Well, dear, what exactly
    do you propose to do?
[02:32] Momo
    I propose to examine your cat.
[02:34] Oscar
    Oh, well!
[02:37] Oscar
    Come in.
[02:39] Officer
    Reporting in.
[02:40] Officer
    Lady Jane's condition
    appears to have worsened.
[02:43] Oscar
    What?
[02:44] Major
    General!
[02:46] Oscar
    I suppose we'll take any help we can get.
[02:52] Momo
    I'll examine her now, so please stay out!
[02:56] Momo
    Just give me a few minutes.
[03:03] Pipil
    The poor thing!
[03:04] Mocha
    What do we do, Momo?
[03:06] Momo
    Leave this to me.
[03:07] Momo
    Understand cat language!
[03:10] Momo
    Hey, Jane. Could you tell us what's wrong?
[03:14] Jane
    My nose is all stuffy.
[03:17] Momo
    A cold, maybe?
[03:18] Jane
    My incisors have gotten bigger.
[03:21] Jane
    I think my ears are bigger, too!
[03:24] Momo
    They don't look that big to me.
[03:26] Jane
    The worst part is that sometimes
    I want to gnaw on wood.
[03:30] Jane
    Like the dresser, or the legs of the bed...
[03:33] Pipil
    Her incisors got bigger, her ears
    got bigger, and she gnaws on wood...
[03:36] Mocha
    Almost like a mouse!
[03:38] Jane
    D-Don't say that!
[03:40] Jane
    It's true... I'm turning into a mouse!
[03:45] Sind
    Seems like a serious condition, Momo.
[03:47] Momo
    I'm not sure how I can help.
[03:51] Momo
    I know! I'll call Papa and ask!
[03:56] Papa
    What? A cat turning into a mouse?
[03:58] Papa
    That would be Morascow Mousage.
[04:00] Momo
    Morascow Mousage?
[04:02] Papa
    It causes cats to hallucinate
    that they're turning into mice.
[04:05] Papa
    It's a rare condition.
[04:11] Momo
    How do you cure it?
[04:13] Momo
    Okay. Oh.
[04:15] Momo
    If it lasts too long...
[04:18] Momo
    What? They stop breathing?!
[04:20] Oscar
    Stop breathing?
[04:22] Jane
    Squeak!
[04:24] Sind
    She's dead!
[04:28] Oscar
    Jane! Jane!
[04:29] Momo
    Okay, I'll do what I can. Thanks, Papa.
[04:32] Mocha
    Emergency! Jane's dead!
[04:36] Oscar
    Jane! My darling Jane!
[04:39] Oscar
    My poor thing!
[04:41] Oscar
    You caught that strange disease...
[04:53] Oscar
    Jane...
[04:58] Momo
    General Oscar?
[05:04] Oscar
    Jane... my Jane is dead!
[05:11] Mocha
    The poor thing!
[05:21] Mocha
    Thank you.
[05:25] Mocha
    Huh? She's still alive!
[05:33] Oscar
    My handkerchief... my handkerchief...
[05:41] Oscar
    Hey! Not that!
[05:45] sign
    Piggy Bank
[05:47] Oscar
    Not that! Or that!
[05:56] Oscar
    Yes, I have to tell my family.
[06:13] Officer
    It's an emergency order!
[06:16] Officer
    Yes?
[06:17] Oscar
    It's me. Oscar.
[06:19] Oscar
    The cat is dead!
[06:22] Officer
    The cat is dead.
[06:25] Officer
    It can't be. Confirm it.
[06:27] Officer
    Right.
[06:27] Oscar
    It's true! The cat is dead.
[06:30] Officer
    The cat is dead?
[06:34] Officer
    He finally sent it... the
    "The cat is dead" codeword.
[06:37] Computer
    "The cat is dead." Top
    secret order number one.
[06:42] Computer
    Attack target: Morascow, Waysaway Republic.
[06:47] Computer
    Scramble. Scramble.
[07:22] Momo
    One, two, three, four!
[07:24] Momo
    One, two, three, four!
[07:30] Pipil
    Thank goodness! She's come back to life!
[07:32] Mocha
    That's our Momo!
[07:32] Momo
    But she still might die
    if we don't do something!
[07:36] Sind
    What did your father tell you?
[07:38] Momo
    He said he'd hurry back, but
    we might not have time to wait.
[07:41] Pipil
    Wouldn't it be faster for us to go to him?
[07:45] Momo
    Good idea.
[07:46] Mocha
    Hey, it's getting pretty noisy out there!
[07:52] Mocha
    I'll check it out!
[07:53] Mocha
    Hup!
[08:02] Major
    The time has come.
[08:04] Major
    The time for Operation: The Cat Is Dead!
[08:07] Major
    Our target is Morascow.
[08:08] Major
    I pray for your success!
[08:10] All
    Sir!
[08:11] Mocha
    They're all going to Morascow?
[08:13] Momo
    Really? They have a jet to Morascow?
[08:16] Mocha
    It's huge, but only three
    people aboard! Such a waste!
[08:20] Momo
    Let's sneak on, then!
[08:29] Major
    Sir, the bomber is about to take off!
[08:32] Major
    You should watch it go!
[08:33] Oscar
    What?
[08:34] Major
    Operation: The Cat Is Dead!
[08:36] Oscar
    What?!
[08:37] Oscar
    The number one top secret order?
[08:39] Oscar
    Who issued it?
[08:41] Oscar
    First I'm hearing about it...
[08:42] Major
    You did! On that phone!
[08:50] Oscar
    No!
[08:54] Oscar
    Hey! Hey, hey!
[08:56] Oscar
    Hey, hey!
[08:57] Oscar
    S-S-Stop it!
[08:59] Oscar
    Bring down that bomber!
[09:01] Oscar
    Stop it! Stop it!
[09:03] Oscar
    It's all a big, big, big mistake!
[09:05] Oscar
    "The Cat Is Dead" isn't real!
[09:09] Oscar
    I got my home phone and the hotline mixed up!
[09:13] All
    No way!
[09:22] Computer
    Operation cannot be called off.
[09:24] Computer
    Operation: The Cat Is Dead cannot be
    stopped until it achieves its purpose.
[09:40] Colonel
    Watch this, you Morascovian scum.
[09:43] Pilot
    Colonel!
[09:44] Pilot
    We have a serious situation, Colonel!
[09:47] Pilot
    I found these stowaways!
[09:55] Colonel
    What are these things doing on our jet?
[09:57] Pilot
    They say they wanna go to Morascow!
[09:59] Momo
    I'm sorry to board without asking.
[10:01] Momo
    But the cat is sick, so we're in a hurry!
[10:03] Colonel
    Don't you know what we're going there to do?!
[10:06] Momo
    Huh?
[10:07] Colonel
    We're going to bomb Morascow!
[10:10] Colonel
    Our super-bomb is gonna wipe
    it off the face of the map!
[10:24] King
    This is awful, awful, awful, awful!
[10:28] Queen
    What are you panicking about?
[10:30] King
    How can you not be panicking?!
[10:33] Queen
    Don't worry.
[10:34] Queen
    Momo will surely cure the cat's illness!
[10:37] King
    Oh! I think something's off here...
[10:40] King
    Listen, you!
[10:41] King
    If they bomb Morascow, it'll kick off
    total war between the East and West,
[10:47] King
    and destroy the whole world!
[10:50] Queen
    What? Oh, dear!
[10:55] Comm
    Colonel Bottom, call off the plan and return!
[10:58] Comm
    Call off the plan! Return at once!
[11:04] Comm
    There's no use.
[11:04] Comm
    The computer's cutting off communications!
[11:07] Oscar
    That blasted computer!
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    Fairy Princess
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    Minky Momo
[11:22] Momo
    No way! "The cat is dead"?
[11:25] Momo
    The cat's not dead at all!
[11:27] Momo
    See? She's alive!
[11:32] Colonel
    You silly little thing.
[11:34] Colonel
    That's General Oscar's cat, but
    that's not what we're talking about.
[11:38] Momo
    Yes, it is!
[11:39] Colonel
    No, it's not!
[11:39] Momo
    It is! General Oscar
    thought this cat was dead!
[11:43] Momo
    That's why he shouted "The cat is dead!"
[11:45] Colonel
    Ridiculous!
[11:47] Colonel
    General Oscar wouldn't issue this
    order over something so silly!
[11:52] Oscar
    Go, go, go!
[11:55] Oscar
    Go! Destroy that computer!
[12:00] Major
    Stop it, General! That's
    a 3-billion-dollar computer!
[12:02] Oscar
    You fool!
[12:04] Oscar
    3 billion dollars means nothing!
[12:05] Oscar
    Do you want the world to end?!
[12:08] Oscar
    Target the computer!
[12:09] Men
    Run!
[12:10] Oscar
    Fire!
[12:24] Oscar
    Well? Did that cancel the operation?
[12:28] Officer
    It's no use!
[12:29] Officer
    The communications system is restored,
    but the operation is still on!
[12:31] Oscar
    That should be all we need!
[12:36] Momo
    The operation must be a mistake!
[12:38] Momo
    You should at least call in and check!
[12:40] Colonel
    Shut up!
[12:43] Colonel
    What is it?
[12:44] Pilot
    That's odd.
[12:45] Pilot
    We shouldn't be able to get
    comms while the operation's on.
[12:48] Oscar
    Colonel Bottom! The plan is off!
[12:51] Oscar
    Return at once!
[12:52] Oscar
    I made a mistake!
[12:54] Oscar
    I didn't mean to give the Cat Is Dead order!
[12:57] Oscar
    Please come back, Colonel Bottom!
[13:00] Momo
    See? It's just like I told you!
[13:03] Colonel
    All right. I get it now!
[13:05] Colonel
    You're a spy, are you?
[13:07] Colonel
    You're clearly a spy.
[13:09] Colonel
    You're an enemy diversion.
[13:10] Colonel
    Using a child to get our guard down
[13:12] Colonel
    and send a radio communication
    with an imitation of the
[13:14] Colonel
    general's voice at just the right time!
[13:15] Colonel
    Quite a cunning plan from
    the Waysaway Republic!
[13:18] Momo
    No! That's not it!
[13:20] Colonel
    Shut up! I'm throwing you all out!
[13:23] Momo
    Calm down, calm down!
[13:24] Colonel
    Shut up!
[13:27] Momo
    I'm really not a spy!
[13:29] Colonel
    Come back here, you sneaky spy!
[13:32] Momo
    No!
[13:32] Colonel
    I've got you now!
[13:33] Momo
    No! Help!
[13:35] Mocha
    Let me go!
[13:43] Pilot
    Colonel!
[13:44] Pilot
    Reversing thrust!
[13:54] Mocha
    Help!
[14:05] Mocha
    I'm scared, I'm scared!
[14:06] Colonel
    Mama! Save me! I'm scared!
[14:14] Oscar
    They don't believe me when I contact them!
[14:16] Oscar
    Is this truly the end of the world?
[14:18] Oscar
    What will we do?
[14:20] Officer
    General Oscar!
[14:21] Officer
    The enemy has sighted our bomber!
[14:24] Officer
    They seem ready to attack!
[14:25] Oscar
    Wh-What?!
[14:26] Oscar
    Yes! Do it! Give it your best!
[14:29] Oscar
    Please, do it!
[14:37] song
    Swing, let's sing a song of love
[14:41] song
    All together, swing, swing, swing!
[14:41] Pilot
    Missiles!
[14:43] Pilot
    Activate the ECM!
[14:44] song
    Dance, let's get our hearts pounding
[14:48] song
    In this exciting season!
[14:50] Colonel
    I'm scared!
[14:56] Pilot
    The missiles are coming back at us!
[14:57] song
    We were born here, on this green Earth
[15:03] Colonel
    M-Missiles! I'm scared!
[15:04] Momo
    Uh-oh!
[15:04] song
    We're all the same, with wonderful smiles
[15:10] song
    Every beat of our hearts
    is the melody of the wind
[15:15] song
    Every blink of our eyes is a seed of light
[15:18] song
    Carry our happiness from one sky to another
[15:23] song
    Riding on a song of love!
[15:26] Colonel
    Oh, oh, oh!
[15:29] Momo
    They're coming back!
[15:31] song
    Swing, let's sing a song of love
[15:34] Mocha
    Momo...
[15:35] song
    All together, swing, swing, swing!
[15:36] Colonel
    Don't leave me behind!
[15:38] song
    Dance, let's clap our hands together
[15:39] Momo
    I don't like this either!
[15:42] song
    Right in this moment!
[15:57] Colonel
    What are you doing?
[15:58] Pilot
    Welcome back, Colonel.
[15:59] Colonel
    Those blasted Waysawayans!
[16:02] Colonel
    Get to positions, everyone!
[16:10] Colonel
    Darn you...
[16:17] song
    This green Earth is our home
[16:24] song
    We can all join together
    with wonderful hearts
[16:30] song
    The sparkle can be seen in the blue sky above
[16:34] song
    When we touch, we feel the sunshine of smiles
[16:34] Colonel
    We've got you now!
[16:38] song
    Let season turn to season,
    from today into tomorrow
[16:42] song
    Riding on a song of love!
[16:50] song
    Swing, let's sing a song of love
[16:54] song
    All together, swing, swing, swing!
[17:01] Colonel
    I'm on my way now, Morascow!
[17:07] Sind
    Wh-What do we do now, Momo?
[17:09] Mocha
    What will happen to us?
[17:10] Momo
    Okay...
[17:13] Momo
    Pipiruma Pipiruma Puririnpa!
[17:15] Momo
    Papareho Papareho Doriminpa!
[17:17] Momo
    Become a pilot with an adult touch!
[17:28] Momo
    I'll have to knock out Colonel Bottom
    and take control of the plane!
[17:36] Colonel
    Oh, the butterfly flies...
[17:46] Colonel
    Wh-Who are you?!
[17:47] Momo
    What does that matter now?!
[17:49] Colonel
    No!
[17:50] Colonel
    The bomb!
[17:51] Colonel
    That's the time switch for the bomb!
[17:54] Colonel
    The bomb will go off in three minutes!
[17:58] Pilot
    What's wrong, Colonel?
[18:00] Colonel
    The hatch won't open!
[18:02] Colonel
    The bomb won't fall!
[18:04] Momo
    You mean it's going to blow up here?!
[18:08] Momo
    I don't have a choice.
[18:10] Momo
    I'll need to transform again, on the double!
[18:11] Colonel
    Oh, oh!
[18:13] Colonel
    Wh-Who are you?
[18:14] Momo
    I'm a bomb technician.
[18:16] Colonel
    R-Right! But weren't you just a pilot—
[18:18] Momo
    Never mind that! Hurry!
[18:20] Momo
    We don't have time!
[18:22] Colonel
    R-Right!
[18:37] Colonel
    I shocked myself!
[18:39] Momo
    Be quiet!
[18:40] Colonel
    Right!
[18:41] Momo
    Which wire to cut? If I get it wrong...
[18:48] Colonel
    We did it! We did it!
[18:52] song
    A song of love!
[18:57] Mocha
    Momo!
[19:12] Colonel
    Go, go, go!
[19:29] Colonel
    I'm not slowing down!
[19:33] Colonel
    Oh, oh, oh!
[19:37] Colonel
    I hate bombs.
[19:50] Momo
    Hi!
[19:52] All
    Momo!
[20:19] King
    We already got a jewel last week,
[20:22] King
    but we immediately got another!
[20:24] King
    And two at once!
[20:26] Queen
    A garnet and an amethyst.
[20:28] Queen
    But Momo saved the world, after all.
[20:31] Queen
    It's a natural result.
[20:37] Momo
    Here, General Oscar.
[20:40] Oscar
    Are you feeling better, Jane?
[20:42] Oscar
    Momo, I can't thank you enough.
[20:43] Oscar
    There, there. There, there.
[20:47] Momo
    Uh-oh!
[20:48] Colonel
    Colonel Bottom, returning from the hospital!
[20:51] Oscar
    Welcome back.
[20:52] Oscar
    So, how are you feeling?
[20:55] Colonel
    As it happens, I can't remember
    anything that happened today!
[20:58] Oscar
    That's a shame. I'm told you saved the world!
[21:02] Colonel
    Oh, did I?
[21:04] Momo
    Good thing Colonel Bottom forgot
    about seeing my transformations!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[22:08] Momo
    Love looks different for everyone.
[22:11] Momo
    The story behind my Fenarinarsa parents'
    marriage is revealed for the first time.
[22:15] Momo
    And at last, that day seems
    about to come for me.
[22:18] Momo
    Momo's sweetheart. Momo's fiancé!
[22:20] Momo
    But it's all a fleeting illusion for
    a girl from a kingdom of dreams.
[22:24] Momo
    Next time on Fairy Princess Minky Momo:
[22:27] Momo
    "Someday, My Prince."
[22:29] Momo
    Dreams are just dreams... can they
    not come true in the real world?
[22:33] Momo
    What's wrong with you, Momo?
[22:34] Momo
    Get a grip!