# E42 - The Grand, Error-Filled Plan
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Fairy Princess
***SIGN*** The Grand, Error-Filled Plan
**[01:17] Momo**
"The Grand, Error-Filled Plan."
**[01:26] Mama**
Oh, General Oscar's cat?
**[01:29] Major**
Yes, we were wondering if your
veterinarian could have a look at her.
**[01:32] Mama**
I'm afraid my husband is currently out...
**[01:36] Major**
Well, tell me where he is and
I'll go pick him up myself.
**[01:40] Mama**
I believe the bear in the
Bororon Circus has rubella,
**[01:43] Mama**
so he's gone to Morascow.
**[01:44] Major**
What? Morascow, capital of our national
enemy, the Waysaway Republic?
**[01:50] Mama**
Oh? Is the Waysaway Republic our enemy?
**[01:52] Major**
Of course they are!
**[01:54] Major**
Tensions are high between
the East and the West!
**[02:00] Major**
Oh, what will I do? The Waysaway
Republic, of all places...
**[02:03] Momo**
Excuse me!
**[02:06] Major**
Eh?
**[02:16] Oscar**
What? The veterinarian is in Morascow?
**[02:19] Oscar**
And so you brought his daughter instead?
**[02:22] Major**
Yes, she insisted that
she could help somehow!
**[02:29] Oscar**
Well, dear, what exactly
do you propose to do?
**[02:32] Momo**
I propose to examine your cat.
**[02:34] Oscar**
Oh, well!
**[02:37] Oscar**
Come in.
**[02:39] Officer**
Reporting in.
**[02:40] Officer**
Lady Jane's condition
appears to have worsened.
**[02:43] Oscar**
What?
**[02:44] Major**
General!
**[02:46] Oscar**
I suppose we'll take any help we can get.
**[02:52] Momo**
I'll examine her now, so please stay out!
**[02:56] Momo**
Just give me a few minutes.
**[03:03] Pipil**
The poor thing!
**[03:04] Mocha**
What do we do, Momo?
**[03:06] Momo**
Leave this to me.
**[03:07] Momo**
Understand cat language!
**[03:10] Momo**
Hey, Jane. Could you tell us what's wrong?
**[03:14] Jane**
My nose is all stuffy.
**[03:17] Momo**
A cold, maybe?
**[03:18] Jane**
My incisors have gotten bigger.
**[03:21] Jane**
I think my ears are bigger, too!
**[03:24] Momo**
They don't look that big to me.
**[03:26] Jane**
The worst part is that sometimes
I want to gnaw on wood.
**[03:30] Jane**
Like the dresser, or the legs of the bed...
**[03:33] Pipil**
Her incisors got bigger, her ears
got bigger, and she gnaws on wood...
**[03:36] Mocha**
Almost like a mouse!
**[03:38] Jane**
D-Don't say that!
**[03:40] Jane**
It's true... I'm turning into a mouse!
**[03:45] Sind**
Seems like a serious condition, Momo.
**[03:47] Momo**
I'm not sure how I can help.
**[03:51] Momo**
I know! I'll call Papa and ask!
**[03:56] Papa**
What? A cat turning into a mouse?
**[03:58] Papa**
That would be Morascow Mousage.
**[04:00] Momo**
Morascow Mousage?
**[04:02] Papa**
It causes cats to hallucinate
that they're turning into mice.
**[04:05] Papa**
It's a rare condition.
**[04:11] Momo**
How do you cure it?
**[04:13] Momo**
Okay. Oh.
**[04:15] Momo**
If it lasts too long...
**[04:18] Momo**
What? They stop breathing?!
**[04:20] Oscar**
Stop breathing?
**[04:22] Jane**
Squeak!
**[04:24] Sind**
She's dead!
**[04:28] Oscar**
Jane! Jane!
**[04:29] Momo**
Okay, I'll do what I can. Thanks, Papa.
**[04:32] Mocha**
Emergency! Jane's dead!
**[04:36] Oscar**
Jane! My darling Jane!
**[04:39] Oscar**
My poor thing!
**[04:41] Oscar**
You caught that strange disease...
**[04:53] Oscar**
Jane...
**[04:58] Momo**
General Oscar?
**[05:04] Oscar**
Jane... my Jane is dead!
**[05:11] Mocha**
The poor thing!
**[05:21] Mocha**
Thank you.
**[05:25] Mocha**
Huh? She's still alive!
**[05:33] Oscar**
My handkerchief... my handkerchief...
**[05:41] Oscar**
Hey! Not that!
**[05:45] sign**
Piggy Bank
**[05:47] Oscar**
Not that! Or that!
**[05:56] Oscar**
Yes, I have to tell my family.
**[06:13] Officer**
It's an emergency order!
**[06:16] Officer**
Yes?
**[06:17] Oscar**
*It's me. Oscar.*
**[06:19] Oscar**
The cat is dead!
**[06:22] Officer**
The cat is dead.
**[06:25] Officer**
It can't be. Confirm it.
**[06:27] Officer**
Right.
**[06:27] Oscar**
It's true! The cat is dead.
**[06:30] Officer**
The cat is dead?
**[06:34] Officer**
He finally sent it... the
"The cat is dead" codeword.
**[06:37] Computer**
* "The cat is dead." Top*
* secret order number one.*
**[06:42] Computer**
*Attack target: Morascow, Waysaway Republic.*
**[06:47] Computer**
*Scramble. Scramble.*
**[07:22] Momo**
One, two, three, four!
**[07:24] Momo**
One, two, three, four!
**[07:30] Pipil**
Thank goodness! She's come back to life!
**[07:32] Mocha**
That's our Momo!
**[07:32] Momo**
But she still might die
if we don't do something!
**[07:36] Sind**
What did your father tell you?
**[07:38] Momo**
He said he'd hurry back, but
we might not have time to wait.
**[07:41] Pipil**
Wouldn't it be faster for us to go to him?
**[07:45] Momo**
Good idea.
**[07:46] Mocha**
Hey, it's getting pretty noisy out there!
**[07:52] Mocha**
I'll check it out!
**[07:53] Mocha**
Hup!
**[08:02] Major**
The time has come.
**[08:04] Major**
The time for Operation: The Cat Is Dead!
**[08:07] Major**
Our target is Morascow.
**[08:08] Major**
I pray for your success!
**[08:10] All**
Sir!
**[08:11] Mocha**
They're all going to Morascow?
**[08:13] Momo**
Really? They have a jet to Morascow?
**[08:16] Mocha**
It's huge, but only three
people aboard! Such a waste!
**[08:20] Momo**
Let's sneak on, then!
**[08:29] Major**
Sir, the bomber is about to take off!
**[08:32] Major**
You should watch it go!
**[08:33] Oscar**
What?
**[08:34] Major**
Operation: The Cat Is Dead!
**[08:36] Oscar**
What?!
**[08:37] Oscar**
The number one top secret order?
**[08:39] Oscar**
Who issued it?
**[08:41] Oscar**
First I'm hearing about it...
**[08:42] Major**
You did! On that phone!
**[08:50] Oscar**
No!
**[08:54] Oscar**
Hey! Hey, hey!
**[08:56] Oscar**
Hey, hey!
**[08:57] Oscar**
S-S-Stop it!
**[08:59] Oscar**
Bring down that bomber!
**[09:01] Oscar**
Stop it! Stop it!
**[09:03] Oscar**
It's all a big, big, big mistake!
**[09:05] Oscar**
"The Cat Is Dead" isn't real!
**[09:09] Oscar**
I got my home phone and the hotline mixed up!
**[09:13] All**
No way!
**[09:22] Computer**
*Operation cannot be called off.*
**[09:24] Computer**
* Operation: The Cat Is Dead cannot be*
* stopped until it achieves its purpose.*
**[09:40] Colonel**
Watch this, you Morascovian scum.
**[09:43] Pilot**
Colonel!
**[09:44] Pilot**
We have a serious situation, Colonel!
**[09:47] Pilot**
I found these stowaways!
**[09:55] Colonel**
What are these things doing on our jet?
**[09:57] Pilot**
They say they wanna go to Morascow!
**[09:59] Momo**
I'm sorry to board without asking.
**[10:01] Momo**
But the cat is sick, so we're in a hurry!
**[10:03] Colonel**
Don't you know what we're going there to *do*?!
**[10:06] Momo**
Huh?
**[10:07] Colonel**
We're going to bomb Morascow!
**[10:10] Colonel**
Our super-bomb is gonna wipe
it off the face of the map!
**[10:24] King**
This is awful, awful, awful, awful!
**[10:28] Queen**
What are you panicking about?
**[10:30] King**
How can you *not* be panicking?!
**[10:33] Queen**
Don't worry.
**[10:34] Queen**
Momo will surely cure the cat's illness!
**[10:37] King**
Oh! I think something's off here...
**[10:40] King**
Listen, you!
**[10:41] King**
If they bomb Morascow, it'll kick off
total war between the East and West,
**[10:47] King**
and destroy the whole world!
**[10:50] Queen**
What? Oh, dear!
**[10:55] Comm**
Colonel Bottom, call off the plan and return!
**[10:58] Comm**
Call off the plan! Return at once!
**[11:04] Comm**
There's no use.
**[11:04] Comm**
The computer's cutting off communications!
**[11:07] Oscar**
That blasted computer!
**[11:12] sign**
Fairy Princess
**[11:12] sign**
Minky Momo
**[11:22] Momo**
No way! "The cat is dead"?
**[11:25] Momo**
The cat's not dead at all!
**[11:27] Momo**
See? She's alive!
**[11:32] Colonel**
You silly little thing.
**[11:34] Colonel**
That's General Oscar's cat, but
that's not what we're talking about.
**[11:38] Momo**
Yes, it is!
**[11:39] Colonel**
No, it's not!
**[11:39] Momo**
It is! General Oscar
thought this cat was dead!
**[11:43] Momo**
That's why he shouted "The cat is dead!"
**[11:45] Colonel**
Ridiculous!
**[11:47] Colonel**
General Oscar wouldn't issue this
order over something so silly!
**[11:52] Oscar**
Go, go, go!
**[11:55] Oscar**
Go! Destroy that computer!
**[12:00] Major**
Stop it, General! That's
a 3-billion-dollar computer!
**[12:02] Oscar**
You fool!
**[12:04] Oscar**
3 billion dollars means nothing!
**[12:05] Oscar**
Do you want the world to end?!
**[12:08] Oscar**
Target the computer!
**[12:09] Men**
Run!
**[12:10] Oscar**
Fire!
**[12:24] Oscar**
Well? Did *that* cancel the operation?
**[12:28] Officer**
It's no use!
**[12:29] Officer**
The communications system is restored,
but the operation is still on!
**[12:31] Oscar**
That should be all we need!
**[12:36] Momo**
The operation must be a mistake!
**[12:38] Momo**
You should at least call in and check!
**[12:40] Colonel**
Shut up!
**[12:43] Colonel**
What is it?
**[12:44] Pilot**
That's odd.
**[12:45] Pilot**
We shouldn't be able to get
comms while the operation's on.
**[12:48] Oscar**
*Colonel Bottom! The plan is off!*
**[12:51] Oscar**
*Return at once!*
**[12:52] Oscar**
*I made a mistake!*
**[12:54] Oscar**
*I didn't mean to give the Cat Is Dead order!*
**[12:57] Oscar**
*Please come back, Colonel Bottom!*
**[13:00] Momo**
See? It's just like I told you!
**[13:03] Colonel**
All right. I get it now!
**[13:05] Colonel**
You're a spy, are you?
**[13:07] Colonel**
You're clearly a spy.
**[13:09] Colonel**
You're an enemy diversion.
**[13:10] Colonel**
Using a child to get our guard down
**[13:12] Colonel**
and send a radio communication
with an imitation of the
**[13:14] Colonel**
general's voice at just the right time!
**[13:15] Colonel**
Quite a cunning plan from
the Waysaway Republic!
**[13:18] Momo**
No! That's not it!
**[13:20] Colonel**
Shut up! I'm throwing you all out!
**[13:23] Momo**
Calm down, calm down!
**[13:24] Colonel**
Shut up!
**[13:27] Momo**
I'm really not a spy!
**[13:29] Colonel**
Come back here, you sneaky spy!
**[13:32] Momo**
No!
**[13:32] Colonel**
I've got you now!
**[13:33] Momo**
No! Help!
**[13:35] Mocha**
Let me go!
**[13:43] Pilot**
Colonel!
**[13:44] Pilot**
Reversing thrust!
**[13:54] Mocha**
Help!
**[14:05] Mocha**
I'm scared, I'm scared!
**[14:06] Colonel**
Mama! Save me! I'm scared!
**[14:14] Oscar**
They don't believe me when I contact them!
**[14:16] Oscar**
Is this truly the end of the world?
**[14:18] Oscar**
What will we do?
**[14:20] Officer**
General Oscar!
**[14:21] Officer**
The enemy has sighted our bomber!
**[14:24] Officer**
They seem ready to attack!
**[14:25] Oscar**
Wh-What?!
**[14:26] Oscar**
Yes! Do it! Give it your best!
**[14:29] Oscar**
Please, do it!
**[14:37] song**
*Swing, let's sing a song of love*
**[14:41] song**
*All together, swing, swing, swing!*
**[14:41] Pilot**
Missiles!
**[14:43] Pilot**
Activate the ECM!
**[14:44] song**
*Dance, let's get our hearts pounding*
**[14:48] song**
*In this exciting season!*
**[14:50] Colonel**
I'm scared!
**[14:56] Pilot**
The missiles are coming back at us!
**[14:57] song**
*We were born here, on this green Earth*
**[15:03] Colonel**
M-Missiles! I'm scared!
**[15:04] Momo**
Uh-oh!
**[15:04] song**
*We're all the same, with wonderful smiles*
**[15:10] song**
* Every beat of our hearts*
* is the melody of the wind*
**[15:15] song**
*Every blink of our eyes is a seed of light*
**[15:18] song**
*Carry our happiness from one sky to another*
**[15:23] song**
*Riding on a song of love!*
**[15:26] Colonel**
Oh, oh, oh!
**[15:29] Momo**
They're coming back!
**[15:31] song**
*Swing, let's sing a song of love*
**[15:34] Mocha**
Momo...
**[15:35] song**
*All together, swing, swing, swing!*
**[15:36] Colonel**
Don't leave me behind!
**[15:38] song**
*Dance, let's clap our hands together*
**[15:39] Momo**
I don't like this either!
**[15:42] song**
*Right in this moment!*
**[15:57] Colonel**
What are you doing?
**[15:58] Pilot**
Welcome back, Colonel.
**[15:59] Colonel**
Those blasted Waysawayans!
**[16:02] Colonel**
Get to positions, everyone!
**[16:10] Colonel**
Darn you...
**[16:17] song**
*This green Earth is our home*
**[16:24] song**
* We can all join together*
* with wonderful hearts*
**[16:30] song**
*The sparkle can be seen in the blue sky above*
**[16:34] song**
*When we touch, we feel the sunshine of smiles*
**[16:34] Colonel**
We've got you now!
**[16:38] song**
* Let season turn to season,*
* from today into tomorrow*
**[16:42] song**
*Riding on a song of love!*
**[16:50] song**
*Swing, let's sing a song of love*
**[16:54] song**
*All together, swing, swing, swing!*
**[17:01] Colonel**
I'm on my way now, Morascow!
**[17:07] Sind**
Wh-What do we do now, Momo?
**[17:09] Mocha**
What will happen to us?
**[17:10] Momo**
Okay...
**[17:13] Momo**
Pipiruma Pipiruma Puririnpa!
**[17:15] Momo**
Papareho Papareho Doriminpa!
**[17:17] Momo**
Become a pilot with an adult touch!
**[17:28] Momo**
I'll have to knock out Colonel Bottom
and take control of the plane!
**[17:36] Colonel**
Oh, the butterfly flies...
**[17:46] Colonel**
Wh-Who are you?!
**[17:47] Momo**
What does that matter now?!
**[17:49] Colonel**
No!
**[17:50] Colonel**
The bomb!
**[17:51] Colonel**
That's the time switch for the bomb!
**[17:54] Colonel**
The bomb will go off in three minutes!
**[17:58] Pilot**
What's wrong, Colonel?
**[18:00] Colonel**
The hatch won't open!
**[18:02] Colonel**
The bomb won't fall!
**[18:04] Momo**
You mean it's going to blow up here?!
**[18:08] Momo**
*I don't have a choice.*
**[18:10] Momo**
*I'll need to transform again, on the double!*
**[18:11] Colonel**
Oh, oh!
**[18:13] Colonel**
Wh-Who are you?
**[18:14] Momo**
I'm a bomb technician.
**[18:16] Colonel**
R-Right! But weren't you just a pilot—
**[18:18] Momo**
Never mind that! Hurry!
**[18:20] Momo**
We don't have time!
**[18:22] Colonel**
R-Right!
**[18:37] Colonel**
I shocked myself!
**[18:39] Momo**
Be quiet!
**[18:40] Colonel**
Right!
**[18:41] Momo**
*Which wire to cut? If I get it wrong...*
**[18:48] Colonel**
We did it! We did it!
**[18:52] song**
*A song of love!*
**[18:57] Mocha**
Momo!
**[19:12] Colonel**
Go, go, go!
**[19:29] Colonel**
I'm not slowing down!
**[19:33] Colonel**
Oh, oh, oh!
**[19:37] Colonel**
I hate bombs.
**[19:50] Momo**
Hi!
**[19:52] All**
Momo!
**[20:19] King**
We already got a jewel last week,
**[20:22] King**
but we immediately got another!
**[20:24] King**
And two at once!
**[20:26] Queen**
A garnet and an amethyst.
**[20:28] Queen**
But Momo saved the world, after all.
**[20:31] Queen**
It's a natural result.
**[20:37] Momo**
Here, General Oscar.
**[20:40] Oscar**
Are you feeling better, Jane?
**[20:42] Oscar**
Momo, I can't thank you enough.
**[20:43] Oscar**
There, there. There, there.
**[20:47] Momo**
Uh-oh!
**[20:48] Colonel**
Colonel Bottom, returning from the hospital!
**[20:51] Oscar**
Welcome back.
**[20:52] Oscar**
So, how are you feeling?
**[20:55] Colonel**
As it happens, I can't remember
anything that happened today!
**[20:58] Oscar**
That's a shame. I'm told you saved the world!
**[21:02] Colonel**
Oh, did I?
**[21:04] Momo**
Good thing Colonel Bottom forgot
about seeing my transformations!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[22:08] Momo**
Love looks different for everyone.
**[22:11] Momo**
The story behind my Fenarinarsa parents'
marriage is revealed for the first time.
**[22:15] Momo**
And at last, that day seems
about to come for me.
**[22:18] Momo**
Momo's sweetheart. Momo's fiancé!
**[22:20] Momo**
But it's all a fleeting illusion for
a girl from a kingdom of dreams.
**[22:24] Momo**
Next time on *Fairy Princess Minky Momo*:
**[22:27] Momo**
"Someday, My Prince."
**[22:29] Momo**
Dreams are just dreams... can they
not come true in the real world?
**[22:33] Momo**
What's wrong with you, Momo?
**[22:34] Momo**
Get a grip!