# E35 - Always There, Somewhere
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0MM3K/always-there-somewhere)
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**[00:06] Sign**
Fairy Princess
**[00:06] Sign**
Minky Momo
**[01:37] Narrator**
Long, long ago...
**[01:38] Narrator**
In a "long, long ago" recent enough that
it could very well seem like tomorrow...
**[01:44] Narrator**
In a universe over there, in an Earth
over there, in a city over there,
**[01:48] Narrator**
there lived a girl.
**[01:50] Narrator**
She looked like a completely normal
girl of the kind you'd find anywhere.
**[01:54] Narrator**
The one difference was...
**[01:56] Narrator**
The girl could use magic to
transform into a grown-up!
**[02:00] Narrator**
They called her Minky Momo.
***SIGN*** Always There, Somewhere
**[02:07] Momo**
"Always There, Somewhere."
**[02:14] Momo**
Bye, Mama! I'm heading out now!
**[02:16] Mama**
Thanks, Momo!
**[02:18] Momo**
Sure thing!
**[02:20] Momo**
* You might think it's one crazy*
* thing after another in this town,*
**[02:27] Momo**
*but you'd be badly mistaken!*
**[02:30] Momo**
* Most of the people in this*
* city live their days happily,*
**[02:33] Momo**
* without having any part*
* of those crazy events.*
**[02:40] Momo**
*I especially love the street along the park.*
**[02:43] Momo**
* It's a lovely place where all*
* those happy people gather.*
**[02:48] Momo**
Morning.
**[02:49] Momo**
Morning.
**[02:51] Momo**
Have a good day.
**[02:52] Momo**
Morning, Bob.
**[02:54] Bob**
Hey, Tess. Looking especially lovely today.
**[02:57] Tess**
Thanks, Bob.
**[02:59] Bob**
Don't break too many hearts, now!
**[03:01] Momo**
Mister!
**[03:04] Bob**
Morning, Momo.
**[03:05] Momo**
Morning, Mr. Bob. Do you still
have any of Mama's newspaper?
**[03:08] Bob**
Yeah, I saved the last one for her.
**[03:11] Momo**
Here.
**[03:13] Bob**
But why does a classy person like
your mother read these gossip rags?
**[03:18] Momo**
She says she uses it to get story ideas!
**[03:23] Bob**
What's your problem?
**[03:28] Man**
Mister, you carry the *Evening Star*?
**[03:30] Bob**
No, we don't carry the *Evening Star*.
**[03:33] Man**
What? Why not?
**[03:34] Bob**
We only keep *decent* papers here.
**[03:37] Bob**
Decent?
**[03:39] Bob**
Well, let's go.
**[03:40] Robert**
Hey, I heard that one!
**[03:44] Bob**
Robert!
**[03:46] Robert**
What's not decent about
my paper, you old fart?!
**[03:49] Bob**
You... You were you watching me?!
**[03:52] Robert**
Have you ever *read* our newspaper, Dad?!
**[03:54] Robert**
Have you?!
**[03:55] Robert**
Answer me, Dad!
**[03:58] Bob**
I'd never read your lousy rag!
**[04:00] Robert**
I thought so! You irresponsible old man!
**[04:03] Momo**
He called him "Dad."
**[04:04] Momo**
So it's a domestic quarrel.
***SIGN*** Looks like.
**[04:07] Chamo**
Sounds fun! Go! Fight!
**[04:10] Robert**
My newspaper is 100% decent and above-board!
**[04:15] Bob**
Don't make me laugh! I've never
seen anything more indecent!
**[04:17] Robert**
If my newspaper isn't
decent, what newspaper is?!
**[04:22] Robert**
No newspaper! Am I right?!
**[04:23] Bob**
Shut up!
**[04:24] Bob**
My stand will never carry the *Evening
Star* as long as I'm breathing!
**[04:29] Robert**
Now I'm angry!
**[04:32] Bob**
Wh-What are you doing?!
**[04:38] Harry**
Stop that! Knock it off!
**[04:40] Harry**
I will arrest you, even
for domestic quarrels!
**[04:42] Bob**
Stay out of this, Harry!
**[04:43] Robert**
This is why you'll never
be more than a beat cop!
**[04:46] Harry**
What was that? Now I'm mad!
**[04:49] Harry**
Take that back!
**[04:58] Momo**
Hey, wait!
**[05:00] Harry**
This isn't a show! Break it up already!
**[05:11] Momo**
A puppy!
**[05:18] Harry**
Think about your age already, man.
**[05:20] Bob**
Butt out.
**[05:22] Harry**
Honestly...
**[05:24] Bob**
What's with the puppy?
**[05:26] Momo**
It got abandoned.
**[05:27] Momo**
A boy just left it behind the stand.
**[05:30] Bob**
Let me see.
**[05:31] Bob**
Hey, he's quite a cutie.
**[05:34] Bob**
Would you like to come
home with me, little one?
**[05:37] Bob**
There, there.
**[05:39] Bob**
Momo, do you mind if I adopt him?
**[05:43] Momo**
You?
**[05:44] Bob**
Yeah, I'm all alone anyway.
**[05:46] Bob**
This'll give me someone to talk to.
**[05:49] Momo**
Take care of him, then!
**[05:51] Bob**
I promise I will!
**[05:56] Momo**
Mr. Bob's son runs a newspaper?
**[06:00] Mama**
Yes.
**[06:01] Mama**
The *Evening Star* is the most
popular newspaper in the city.
**[06:05] Papa**
They were fighting again?
**[06:06] Momo**
"Again"? Do they fight a lot?
**[06:08] Mama**
Lots of people have tried to
mediate, but it's never worked out!
**[06:13] Papa**
Yeah, when a family fights for that long,
**[06:17] Papa**
that's proof of how much
they love each other!
**[06:19] Mama**
True.
**[06:20] Momo**
Twenty years...
**[06:27] Ann**
*It's the do-or-die moment in this game!*
**[06:30] Ann**
*Bottom of the 9th with the Tigers up to bat.*
**[06:32] Ann**
*Two outs with runners on the corners.*
**[06:34] Bob**
Yes! Get it done!
**[06:34] Ann**
* If he can hit a long ball,*
* they'll walk this off.*
**[06:36] Ann**
*Here's the stretch, and the pitch!*
**[06:39] Ann**
* A hit to third! It's a*
* five-four-three double play!*
**[06:43] Ann**
*This game is over!*
**[06:44] Bob**
What are they thinking?
**[06:46] Bob**
What a pathetic team!
**[06:51] Bob**
All done, eh?
**[06:54] Bob**
No, there's still half of it left.
**[06:56] Bob**
Go on, eat up!
**[07:00] Bob**
You've got a pretty small appetite, eh?
**[07:02] Bob**
What's the matter.
**[07:12] Harry**
Hey, it's that puppy again.
**[07:15] Harry**
Isn't he cute?
**[07:17] Bob**
I decided to name him Harry, after you.
**[07:20] Bob**
You two get along, all right?
**[07:22] Harry**
Don't do that, old man!
**[07:24] Bob**
Still, Harry always leaves half
his food behind. I wonder why.
**[07:29] Harry**
It's gotta be that he doesn't like the food.
**[07:31] Harry**
Poor little guy.
**[07:33] Bob**
You think?
**[07:34] Momo**
Hello!
**[07:36] Momo**
Hey, Momo.
**[07:37] Momo**
Hello, Pup!
**[07:42] Bob**
Hey, can I ask a question?
**[07:43] Bob**
When you found this puppy, was
there another one with him?
**[07:52] Bob**
I thought so!
**[07:54] Momo**
So he's always leaving half of
his food for the other puppy?
**[08:00] Bob**
Most likely.
**[08:01] Bob**
No matter how much or how little I
give him, he always eats exactly half!
**[08:06] Bob**
I'm sure the two puppies always
ate from the same dish.
**[08:10] Lupi**
Oh, you're wonderful!
**[08:15] Bob**
Hey, Momo.
**[08:16] Bob**
I think we have to show him that the other
puppy isn't starving and set him at ease.
**[08:23] Momo**
I guess...
**[08:25] Momo**
I'll look for him!
**[08:27] Bob**
You'll help me? Thanks, Momo.
**[08:31] King**
Good, puppy! Nice, puppy! What a brave puppy!
**[08:34] Queen**
Yes, unlike some gluttons...
er, some people I know,
**[08:38] Queen**
who can't even stop at their own share.
**[08:40] King**
Dee-da!
**[08:42] King**
But where'd the other puppy go?
**[08:45] King**
I hope Momo and the others
can find him, but...
**[08:49] King**
Yeah...
**[09:09] Momo**
Wait a minute!
**[09:11] Momo**
S-Sorry. Mistaken identity.
**[09:15] Lupi**
There's no way we'll find him, Momo!
**[09:18] Momo**
But he has to be somewhere in the city!
**[09:22] Lupi**
Let's ask Policeman Harry
to put up wanted posters!
**[09:27] Momo**
The police? Hey, great idea!
**[09:30] Lupi**
Wait, Momo! I was joking
about the wanted posters!
**[09:39] Lupi**
A police dog?!
**[09:40] Lupi**
Yes, we can have a police dog track
a dog with the same scent as Bob's!
***SIGN*** Good idea!
**[09:45] Chamo**
But will the police let
you borrow a police dog?
**[09:49] Momo**
We already have a police dog! Right here!
**[09:53] Both**
Where? Where?
***SIGN*** Wait, you mean me?
**[09:58] All**
Not happening!
***SIGN*** Hey, we all agree for once!
**[10:02] Momo**
No problem! You've got a
top-rate trainer right here!
**[10:08] Momo**
Parariru Parariru Doririnpa!
**[10:11] Momo**
Tiaran Tianan Maririnpa!
**[10:14] Momo**
Become a police dog trainer
with a Minky touch!
**[10:42] Momo**
Okay, Cookbook. Let's start training!
***SIGN*** Momo, are you really, truly serious?!
**[10:49] Momo**
Of course I'm really, truly serious!
**[10:51] Momo**
The only one here with actual
dog potential, Cookbook, is you!
***SIGN*** It's true that I'm a dog, but I'm just a normal dog.
***SIGN*** I can't do it.
***SIGN*** Right, guys?
***SIGN*** What are you doing?!
**[11:04] Chamo**
Time to buckle down and do it!
**[11:06] Lupi**
Be a man! Do it!
***SIGN*** You traitors!
**[11:13] Momo**
Now, jump over this wall!
**[11:20] Momo**
You'll be okay! Just believe in yourself!
***SIGN*** I believe in myself, I just don't wanna do it!
***SIGN*** Go!
**[11:37] Both**
Cinderella, dressed in yella...
**[11:43] Both**
So heavy...
**[12:08] Both**
Cookbook!
**[12:10] Both**
You did it!
**[12:13] Both**
Look at you!
***SIGN*** I can't believe it myself!
**[12:23] Lupi**
Impressive! This is the same Cookbook?!
**[12:26] Chamo**
Though he looks more like a street
sweeper than a police dog.
**[12:30] Momo**
Looks like he's caught the scent.
***SIGN*** One hot dog, please!
**[12:49] Trio**
Argh!
**[12:52] sign**
Fairy Princess
**[12:52] sign**
Minky Momo
**[12:56] sign**
Fairy Princess
**[12:56] sign**
Minky Momo
**[12:57] sign**
Fairy Princess
**[12:57] sign**
Minky Momo
**[13:03] Chamo**
I've never run all around town like that!
**[13:06] Chamo**
You think the puppy's really not in the city?
**[13:09] Momo**
Hey, we've only just gotten started!
***SIGN*** Hey, my sniffer's sniffing again!
**[13:14] Lupi**
Haven't we done enough for today?
***SIGN*** Well, I can't tell my nose what to do...
**[13:28] Momo**
It's him!
**[13:29] Momo**
Yes!
**[13:30] Lupi**
Cookbook, you did it!
***SIGN*** Did I, really?
**[13:34] Robert**
Michael! Michael!
**[13:36] Lupi**
Hey, it's the man who fought with Bob!
**[13:40] Lupi**
It is!
**[13:41] Lupi**
You mean he's...
**[13:43] Michael**
Papa!
**[13:44] Robert**
It's time for dinner, Michael.
**[13:46] All**
His father?!
**[13:49] Bob**
Oh? So the boy who left
the puppy was my grandson?
**[13:54] Bob**
But why?
**[13:56] Momo**
He said he wanted you to have one too.
**[13:59] Bob**
He wanted me to have the puppy?
**[14:00] Momo**
And he says the other puppy always
leaves half its food, too.
**[14:05] Bob**
What should I do, then?
**[14:23] Chamo**
They ate it all!
***SIGN*** Good grief.
**[14:25] Chamo**
That's a relief, huh?
**[14:27] Michael**
Thank goodness!
**[14:29] Michael**
Thanks, miss!
**[14:30] Momo**
I'm just glad it worked out!
**[14:36] Bob**
Well, I'll be going now.
**[14:38] Robert**
Wait. Let me make you some tea.
**[14:41] Bob**
I didn't come here to talk to you.
**[14:43] Robert**
But...
**[14:45] Robert**
Dad, I'm just making a newspaper
based on what I believe in.
**[14:51] Bob**
What you believe in?!
**[14:52] Bob**
And what you "believe in"
**[14:54] Bob**
is a newspaper that always makes
the Overthere Lions its top story?!
**[14:59] Robert**
Why do you have to put it that way?!
**[15:02] Bob**
However I put it, it's the truth!
**[15:05] Bob**
I won't accept any paper that only writes
puff pieces about the Overthere Lions!
**[15:10] Bob**
And for it to be headed up
by my son of all people...
**[15:15] Robert**
There you go again!
**[15:16] Robert**
Then I'll give it right back to you...
**[15:18] Robert**
You, who continue to root for that perpetual
bottom-of-the-barrel team the Tigers,
**[15:23] Robert**
are a modern-day fossil!
**[15:24] Robert**
You're not even a tiger! You're a tortoise!
**[15:26] Bob**
What was that?!
**[15:27] Bob**
Don't forget what happened to the
hare that laughed at the tortoise!
**[15:30] Robert**
I'm not a rabbit! The lion
is the lord of the jungle!
**[15:33] Bob**
And you can't spell "tortoise"
without "sire"! A true king!
**[15:36] Robert**
Get out of your shell and acknowledge
that the Lions are invincible!
**[15:46] Bob**
I'm leaving!
**[15:55] Momo**
I'm kind of impressed they can keep fighting
over something that silly for twenty years.
**[15:59] Michael**
It runs in the family.
**[16:02] Michael**
Fighting with our fathers runs
in our family. Everyone says so.
**[16:05] Michael**
And since I inherited their
genes, then sooner or later...
**[16:12] Michael**
What will I do?!
**[16:13] Chamo**
Silly. There's no gene for family feuding!
***SIGN*** But it's clearly a serious issue for Michael.
**[16:19] Lupi**
I totally understand!
**[16:21] Michael**
I'm gonna run away!
**[16:23] Momo**
Run away?
**[16:24] Michael**
Yeah, I'm emancipating myself before
I inherit their awful traits!
***SIGN*** That's a great idea!
***SIGN*** If a puppy won't do it, the child runs away from home!
***SIGN*** It'll work for sure!
**[16:34] Momo**
I'm rooting for you!
**[16:36] Chamo**
But how are you gonna do it?
**[16:37] Chamo**
Running away from home isn't easy!
**[16:40] Momo**
It'll be okie-dokie.
**[16:41] Momo**
I know a mover who will take on any job!
**[16:45] Momo**
We'll do it when your
parents aren't home. Okay?
**[16:47] Michael**
For real?!
**[16:48] Momo**
Yeah! For real and for sure!
**[16:58] Momo**
Ta-da!
**[17:02] Momo**
I'm the mover Momo asked for help!
**[17:04] Momo**
Mind if I start?
**[17:05] Michael**
You're her?
**[17:26] Bob**
How did that little boy
move out all by himself?
**[17:28] Robert**
How should I know?
**[17:30] Robert**
He just left a letter saying goodbye.
**[17:32] Bob**
Go on, keep sniffing.
**[17:34] Bob**
You're the only ones who can find Michael!
**[17:37] Robert**
Go on! Keep it up!
**[17:39] Bob**
Fight! No matter what happens,
don't let his dog beat you!
**[17:44] Bob**
Don't let *his* dog beat *you*!
**[17:48] Robert**
Hey, don't get distracted!
**[17:50] Bob**
This is no time to play!
**[17:51] Robert**
Come on, now!
**[17:56] Bob**
Hey, you can't do that! Respect the rules!
**[17:58] Robert**
Why don't you just go home?
I'm searching for my son!
**[18:01] Robert**
Go!
**[18:05] Bob**
I won't let my darling
grandson be left all alone!
**[18:31] Robert**
You okay, Dad?
**[18:34] Bob**
Thanks.
**[18:55] Bob**
Michael!
**[18:55] Bob**
What are you doing in there?
**[18:59] Michael**
I ran away from home.
**[19:01] Both**
Ran away?!
**[19:03] Robert**
Ran away? Do you understand what that means?
**[19:07] Michael**
I'm gonna work and live on my own!
**[19:09] Robert**
But why did you run away?
**[19:12] Momo**
It's obvious.
**[19:13] Momo**
Because he doesn't want
to end up like you two!
**[19:16] Robert**
What?
**[19:33] Robert**
Michael. Michael, listen to me.
**[19:39] Robert**
I'm sorry. This was all my fault.
**[19:42] Bob**
I'm sorry, Michael. We'll never fight again.
**[19:45] Bob**
I promise.
**[19:48] Michael**
Really?
**[19:50] Robert**
Really.
**[19:57] Robert**
Papa!
**[20:01] Bob**
You got me this time.
**[20:03] Bob**
Did you plot this, Momo?
**[20:05] Momo**
No, I just helped Michael with his plan.
**[20:14] Momo**
* And that was the end of the park*
* street's longest running family feud.*
**[20:21] Momo**
*The end.*
**[20:29] Ann**
*Top of the ninth.*
**[20:30] Ann**
* The Overthere Tigers are*
* taking their last at bat.*
**[20:31] Papa**
Go, go, Lions!
**[20:32] Ann**
*Can they turn it around?*
**[20:33] Mama**
Tigers! Tigers!
**[20:34] Ann**
*It's been a nerve-wracking game.*
**[20:35] Papa**
Go, our Tigers!
**[20:38] Momo**
Papa's a Lions fan, and Mama's a Tigers fan?
**[20:41] Mama**
Yes, I was born a Tigers fan!
**[20:45] Papa**
Momo, go call the others!
**[20:48] Papa**
Let's do the wave for the Lions!
**[20:51] Mama**
Yes, a wave for the Tigers!
**[20:54] Papa**
Momo's a Lions fan!
**[20:55] Papa**
Right, Momo?
**[20:56] Mama**
She's a Tigers fan! Isn't that right, Momo?
**[20:59] Momo**
Fine, I'm going to call the others.
**[21:06] Momo**
I guess it wasn't just that family.
**[21:08] King**
Hooray, hooray, Tigers!
**[21:10] King**
Go, fight, win!
**[21:12] Queen**
Darling, since when have
you been a Tigers fan?
**[21:14] King**
If Mama's a Tigers fan,
then I'm a Tigers fan!
**[21:19] Queen**
You're into the Tigers because *she* is?
**[21:22] Queen**
Well...
**[21:25] Queen**
Then take this, darling!
**[21:28] Queen**
My Major League pitch!
**[21:33] King**
Dee-da!
**[21:36] King**
Don't be like that...
**[21:45] Harry**
Mister, my usual, please!
**[21:48] Harry**
Hey, that's the *Evening Star*!
**[21:51] Momo**
Yeah, he just started stocking it!
**[21:53] Harry**
What? What's going on here?!
**[21:56] Bob**
Oh, shut up.
**[21:57] Bob**
You gonna buy or not?
**[21:59] Harry**
Yes, of course I am! I was just wondering...
**[22:02] Harry**
So you two finally made up, eh?
**[22:04] Harry**
That's the *real* headline here!
**[22:07] Harry**
I'll take a bunch! I gotta show everyone!
**[22:12] Bob**
That nosy Harry!
**[22:14] Momo**
Come again, please!
**[22:21] Momo**
* This street along the park is*
* full of little stories like that.*
**[22:25] Momo**
* This little intersection is my*
* favorite street in the world!*
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[24:10] Momo**
A typical lazy morning.
**[24:12] Momo**
You look outside the window and
see... a battlefield?! What?!
**[24:15] Momo**
Next time on *Fairy Princess Minky Momo*:
**[24:17] Momo**
"The Final Day of the Legend Inn."
**[24:19] Momo**
What, what, what?!
**[24:20] Momo**
Final means last, and
last means it's all over!
**[24:24] Momo**
Done! Kaput!
**[24:25] Momo**
Hang on a minute...
**[24:27] Momo**
Huh? La-dee-da, let it work itself out?
**[24:29] Momo**
The sun always sets?
**[24:30] Momo**
I won't let it set, and
I won't let it happen!
**[24:32] Momo**
Harrumph!
***SIGN*** The Final Day of the Legend Inn