E31 - How Many Stars Has Momo's Hotel?! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] Sign     Fairy Princess [00:06] Sign     Minky Momo [01:36] Narrator     Long, long ago... [01:38] Narrator     In a "long, long ago" recent enough that     it could very well seem like tomorrow... [01:43] Narrator     In a universe over there, in an Earth     over there, in a city over there, [01:47] Narrator     there lived a girl. [01:50] Narrator     She looked like a completely normal     girl of the kind you'd find anywhere. [01:54] Narrator     The one difference was... [01:56] Narrator     The girl could use magic to     transform into a grown-up! [02:00] Narrator     They called her Minky Momo. SIGN    How Many Stars Has     Momo's Hotel?! [02:06] Momo     "How Many Stars Has Momo's Hotel?!" [02:10] Mama     Dear, come quick! I need help! [02:15] Mama     Dear, it won't fit! [02:19] Papa     I know we're going on a trip, but     it's just an academic conference... [02:22] Mama     But it's been years since we     last took a trip together! [02:26] Papa     But will the Legend Inn be     all right without you, dear? [02:30] Mama     That's right! I need a party dress as well! [02:35] Momo     Hey, don't you worry! [02:36] Papa     But looking after the guests isn't easy! [02:41] Momo     It'll be all right! [02:43] Momo     I'm my parents' daughter! [02:45] Momo     Looking after the guests     will be a snap for me! [02:49] Mama     Yes, you are our daughter, Momo! [02:52] Mama     But there's just one thing     you need to be careful to do. [02:55] Mama     What is it? [02:57] Mama     Make sure to keep this vase filled     with beautiful flowers at all times. [03:04] Momo     Okay! Leave it to me, please! [03:07] Papa     All right, Momo! It's all up to you! [03:10] Mama     We'll be back later, Momo! [03:13] Mama     Have a good time! [03:16] King     Momo said it would be a snap, but     running a hotel is hard work! [03:22] Queen     Momo is a very earnest girl! [03:25] Queen     As long as she puts her heart into it, I'm     sure she'll be able to satisfy any guest! [03:41] Simon     Building. Decent surroundings. [03:51] Simon     Decently clean. [03:54] Momo     Yes, coming! [03:58] Momo     Welcome to the Legend Inn! [04:00] Simon     The hotel doesn't even anyone at the door? [04:02] Momo     I'm very sorry about that! [04:05] Momo     I was rather busy elsewhere, Mr. Simon. [04:08] Simon     How do you know my name?! [04:11] Momo     Well, Mr. Simon, [04:12] Momo     the moment I see a guest's face,     I know exactly which guest it is! [04:18] Momo     That's the job of a hotelier, Mr. Simon. [04:23] Momo     Let me show you to your room! [04:26] Momo     Please, make yourself     comfortable until dinner. [04:31] Simon     Decent greeting. [04:40] Papa     Dear! Dear! [04:43] Mama     What do you think of this dress, dear? [04:45] Papa     This is no time for dresses! [04:47] Papa     I ran into a reporter I know in the lobby, [04:49] Papa     and he told me something terrible! [04:57] Momo     It's okie-dokie! Just leave it to me! [05:00] Momo     Okay, bye! SIGN    What did your father say? [05:04] Momo     He said a person called Morgan Michelin     would be staying here, and to be careful. [05:09] Momo     Oh? You know them, Mr. Cookbook? SIGN    Morgan Michelin is the world's most famous hotel critic! SIGN    They use an alias to stay at hotels all around the world and give them star rankings! SIGN    The highest is five stars! Terrible hotels get no stars! SIGN    And the name has enough sway that hotels with no stars go broke in no time! [05:33] Lupi     What?! [05:34] Lupi     That [05:35] Momo     is [05:36] Chamo     awful! [05:36] Momo     Then we'd better give Morgan     Michelin special treatment! [05:41] Momo     But there was no one on the weekend     guest list named Morgan Michelin... SIGN    They must be using an alias! SIGN    Which means... SIGN    There's no way to know who the real Morgan Michelin is! [05:56] Momo     Welcome to the Legend Inn! [05:59] Man     We'd like the same room we had     on our honeymoon a year ago. [06:04] Momo     Yes, sir! Coming right up! SIGN    One of the guests... [06:11] Momo     I'll show you to your room! [06:12] Momo     May I take your bag? [06:14] Momo     So heavy! [06:19] Man     Don't trouble yourself with me. [06:25] Book     One of today's guests... [06:38] Lady     Whisper, whisper, whisper... [06:40] Momo     Yes, you have a reservation? [06:45] Book     ...must be Morgan Michelin! [06:48] Momo     So busy, so busy! [06:53] Momo     I'm terribly sorry. We're all     filled up with reservations! [06:58] Man     We're not guests. We're police. [07:02] Man     We believe an important     witness is staying here... [07:07] Man     You know her? You do, don't you?! [07:09] Momo     I-I certainly don't! [07:12] Man     I think we'll have a look around! [07:15] Momo     No! No, no! [07:16] Man     You'd better not interfere     in our investigation! [07:19] Momo     You'd better show me your police IDs, then! [07:24] Man     Forget her. Split up and search! [07:26] Man     Right! [07:27] Momo     No! No, no! You can't come in here! [07:37] Man     Y-You wanna fight, do you? [07:39] Man     I was the judo and karate     champion in police school! [07:52] Man     H-He's the boxing champion, Joe Fraser! [08:01] Momo     Thanks, you saved me! [08:04] Momo     You're a boxing champion, then? [08:11] Momo     He's got that tormented air about him... [08:14] Momo     But hey, that's okay. [08:20] Momo     Mr. Neil Simon. [08:22] Momo     The Cronenbergs, David and Marie. [08:25] Momo     Mr. Joe Fraser. [08:27] Momo     Miss Meg Ryan. [08:28] Momo     That's all our guests. SIGN    Neil Simon is suspicious! SIGN    That fussy old gentleman, eh? [08:36] Lupi     Speaking of, he did seem to     be complaining about a lot! [08:41] Momo     Hey, you guys! [08:42] Momo     What are you whispering about? SIGN    We think that old gentleman might be Morgan Michelin! [08:50] Momo     That's okie-dokie! [08:51] Momo     I'm going to treat all my guests     equally, with earnest hospitality! [08:56] Momo     That's how the Legend Inn does things. [08:58] Momo     If I just carry on as usual,     I'll get five stars for sure! [09:03] Momo     Parariru Parariru Doririnpa! [09:06] Momo     Tiaran Tianan Maririnpa! [09:09] Momo     Become a hotel cook with a Minky touch! [09:39] Momo     It's dinnertime! [09:49] Momo     Are you enjoying tonight's feast? [09:53] David     Yes. [09:54] David     The menu is the same as that night, too. [09:57] Marie     But it tastes better tonight... [10:00] Marie     I barely even tasted it last time. [10:02] Marie     I was so in love with you... [10:03] Momo     H-Hey... [10:06] Momo     Tonight's main dish is an Early     American-style veal steak. [10:10] Momo     Would you like it cooked     the same way as a year ago? [10:12] David     Yes, well done, please. [10:22] Marie     It's not like it was that night. [10:24] David     Right. There's no music. [10:26] Momo     No music? [10:27] Momo     Wait just a minute! [10:30] Momo     Honestly, guests can be so demanding! [10:34] Momo     Chant abridged! Become a pianist! [10:46] Momo     It's showtime! [10:48] Momo     The fun's just getting started! [10:49] sign     Fairy Princess [10:49] sign     Minky Momo [10:53] sign     Fairy Princess [10:53] sign     Minky Momo [10:55] sign     Fairy Princess [10:55] sign     Minky Momo SIGN    Despite what Momo said... [11:03] Chamo     We've got to at least serve     complementary coffee! [11:06] Lupi     We need at least one star, after all! [11:14] Simon     Twenty seconds for the water to warm up. [11:17] Simon     Fine water pressure and all the amenities... [11:21] Simon     But it's lacking a bit of pizazz. [11:26] Simon     Who's there?! [11:32] Simon     A headless body?! [11:59] David     Marie. It's just like it     was a year ago, isn't it? [12:03] Marie     It isn't. Our hearts aren't the same. [12:06] David     Can't we just start over again? [12:09] Marie     I think we should call it quits. [12:17] Meg     E-Excuse me... [12:19] Meg     Th-The steaks... [12:20] Momo     You can feel the stakes     in my playing? Thanks. [12:24] Momo     Oh, not that? The steaks? [12:30] Momo     Oh, no! [12:33] Momo     A-one-and-a-two! [12:39] Momo     You wanted it well done, right? [12:42] Momo     Nah, that's just a joke. SIGN    Momo! SIGN    Momo! Emergency! SIGN    Mr. Simon is... [12:55] Simon     The headless body... [12:57] Simon     Just a dream? A hallucination? [13:00] Simon     Is this hotel haunted? [13:03] Momo     Mr. Simon! [13:11] Simon     M-Murderer... [13:15] Momo     This might be kinda bad... [13:21] Simon     Th-The headless body! The murderer! [13:25] Momo     I think you've been hallucinating. [13:28] Momo     You're okay now, Mr. Simon. [13:30] Momo     Wh-Who are you? [13:32] Momo     I'm the hotel nurse. [13:36] Simon     Now an earthquake?! [14:05] (Flashback) Man     It's not good. Call an ambulance. [14:07] (Flashback) Man     An ambulance! [14:12] Momo     Are you not feeling well? [14:16] Momo     Champion. [14:17] Joe     I'm not a champion anymore. [14:19] Joe     I'm done as a boxer. [14:21] Momo     But why? So many people     cheer you on in your fights. [14:26] Joe     No one can beat me anymore. [14:29] Joe     That's why I'm quitting. [14:33] Momo     Is that so? I happen to     know a tough challenger. [14:37] Joe     What? [14:38] Momo     Just wait! I'll bring her here! [14:44] Momo     So much to do! [14:45] Chamo     Wait a minute, Momo... SIGN    That's too far! SIGN    He's a genuine world champion! [14:52] Momo     If a guest needs something, a true     hotelier makes sure they get it! [14:57] Chamo     But... [14:58] Momo     It's all good! [15:02] Momo     I'm here! [15:05] Momo     Your ultimate sparring partner! [15:09] Joe     Don't be ridiculous. I can't fight a woman. [15:11] Momo     No problem. Not one of your     punches will even graze me! [15:18] Momo     Here I come, then! [15:28] Momo     Yes! [15:36] Momo     A hotelier puts their life     on the line for service! [15:53] Joe     I just can't do it... [15:55] Momo     But why? If you'd hit me, I'd     have been down for the count! [16:00] Joe     I'm frightened. [16:02] Joe     My punches are too powerful. They     send everyone to the hospital. [16:12] Joe     I can't be a boxer if I can't     hit people in the face! [16:19] Momo     Joe... [16:24] Momo     Wait, you! [16:28] Momo     Wait, you! [16:30] Meg     No, no, no! [16:39] Meg     Help me! [16:44] Momo     You guys need to knock it off!     What do you think you're doing?! [16:47] Man     You shut up! [16:48] Man     You won't stop us this time. [16:50] Momo     Oh, no! [16:57] David     R-Rubber bullets? [17:03] Momo     Yeah! That's being a man! [17:24] Lupi     Her mother's vase! SIGN    Nice catch! SIGN    I think I saved it... [17:39] Momo     Uppercut! [17:46] Marie     David! [17:48] David     Marie! [18:00] Marie     David? [18:01] Marie     David! [18:03] David     Am I in heaven? [18:06] Marie     Get a grip. What are you saying? [18:09] David     I see an angel, after all. [18:14] Marie     You fool. A real angel would have wings! [18:22] Simon     Outrageous. In what's supposed     to be a restful hotel... [18:42] Simon     That girl... [18:47] Man     S-Stay back! [18:56] Trio     He did it! [19:03] Momo     Nice one! A KO punch from the champion! [19:09] Momo     Hey! What are you doing? [19:15] Meg     You didn't have to go that far! [19:17] Momo     But they were trying to kidnap you! [19:21] Meg     This man is my manager! [19:24] Momo     What? What's going on here? SIGN    We never found out which of the five was Mr. Michelin. [19:37] Chamo     But whoever it was... [19:39] Lupi     ...there's no way we're getting any stars. [19:45] Man     Let us now determine the     stars for the Legend Inn. [19:48] Man     Morgan Michelin, if you please. [19:59] Simon     I was looking for a quiet, restful,     attentive hotel where I could get work done. [20:05] Simon     The Legend Inn wasn't quiet at all, [20:09] Simon     but it did spark the creativity of     a neurotic, aging author in a slump. [20:16] Man     All right. The next Morgan Michelin. [20:22] Meg     An overworked actress unable to even     speak ran away from her manager, [20:27] Meg     expecting to quit... [20:29] Meg     but she met an amazing     playwright at that hotel! [20:33] Meg     It's reignited my passion as an actress! [20:37] Simon     A magnificent story played out at     the Legend Inn, starring Meg Ryan. [20:44] Man     Now, the next Morgan Michelin. [20:48] David     Our marriage was suffering. [20:51] David     I thought we'd spend one last night     at the Legend Inn, and then break up. [20:55] David     But there, I found an angel! [20:58] Marie     I found an angel, too. [21:00] Marie     One without wings, of course... [21:05] Man     Now, the final Morgan Michelin. [21:08] Joe     I found an angel, too. [21:10] Joe     A cheerful angel that reignited my     desire to become world champion. [21:19] Man     That's everyone. [21:21] Man     There is no hotel critic     named Morgan Michelin. [21:26] Man     These five people our company found through     an investigation are all Morgan Michelin. [21:31] Man     It was these five this time, [21:33] Man     but the next time, we'll hire five     different ones to investigate. [21:37] Man     That's the most fair way to do it. [21:40] King     That's so great! [21:41] King     Momo really did it! [21:44] Queen     Yes, I just knew she would. [21:47] King     I'd love to go to that hotel     for another honeymoon! [21:51] Queen     Oh? [21:52] King     With you, of course... don't be silly... [21:55] Queen     That might be a nice idea! [22:02] Papa     We did it, dear! [22:05] Papa     Morgan Michelin very rarely     gives out five stars, Momo! [22:10] Mama     I told you she could do it! [22:13] Papa     You did a great job, Momo. [22:15] Momo     Right? Right? [22:18] Lupi     That was the strongest glue they had... SIGN    Next Episode Preview [24:10] Momo     Look! It's a bird! A plane!     Or a UFO? A helicopter? [24:13] Momo     Or could it be laundry on the loose? [24:15] Momo     No, no! We've seen a lot of heroes in     the past, but here's the real deal! [24:19] Momo     Next time on Fairy Princess Minky Momo: [24:21] Momo     "Supercape Appears"! [24:22] Momo     What's that? [24:23] Momo     "If you dream, someday you     can be a superhero too"? [24:26] Momo     "All careers, ages, genders     welcome, experience a plus"?! [24:30] Momo     Yahoo! Maybe I'll job-change from anime too. SIGN    Supercape Appears!