E25 - Fight, Miracles

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    Fairy Princess
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    Fight, Miracles
[01:17] Momo
    "Fight, Miracles!"
[01:37] Mama
    It's a hit! We win!
[01:39] Mocha
    He did it! He did it!
[01:40] Mama
    We win!
[01:42] Mocha
    Hooray!
[01:43] Mama
    Hooray!
[01:44] Mocha
    Hooray!
[01:45] Momo
    What's all this? What's going on?
[01:47] Mama
    We won! The Somewheres won
    the World Series at last!
[01:52] Momo
    What? Mama, since when
    are you a baseball fan?
[01:58] Mama
    Yes!
[02:00] Pipil
    Is baseball really is so interesting?
[02:03] Momo
    If just watching it gets people this excited,
[02:06] Momo
    it's probably even more fun to play!
SIGN    You bet it is!
[02:15] Man
    You wanna play baseball?
[02:18] Momo
    What, is that not allowed?
[02:20] Boy
    It's not that it's not allowed.
[02:21] Boy
    You just can't.
[02:23] Momo
    Why not?
[02:24] Boy
    Obviously, because girls aren't any good!
[02:27] Saki
    Who said that?
[02:32] Saki
    The idea that girls can't play
    baseball is old-fashioned.
[02:37] Boy
    Hey, this girl's got real attitude.
[02:40] Saki
    Who here is the pitcher?
[02:41] Boy
    Me.
[02:42] Saki
    How about you pitch me a few, then?
[02:44] Saki
    I'll prove that girls can play baseball.
[02:49] Boy
    Okay! I'll prove that 
    women can't play baseball!
[02:53] Boy
    Let's go, everyone!
[02:55] Momo
    This is getting pretty interesting!
[02:58] Momo
    Do your best, miss!
[03:03] Momo
    She's so cool!
[03:04] Pipil
    But you think she can really hit?
[03:07] Momo
    I don't know...
[03:11] Saki
    Come on, pitch!
[03:16] Saki
    Hey, that's a pretty nice fastball!
[03:20] Boy
    Yeah, which you didn't even swing at!
[03:24] Saki
    I'll take that!
[03:28] Momo
    She hit it! She hit it!
[03:31] Catcher
    That was dumb luck!
[03:33] Catcher
    Try one more.
[03:34] Saki
    Go ahead.
[03:34] Pitcher
    Okay! No mercy this time!
[03:51] Saki
    Well?
[03:51] Saki
    Looks like girls can play baseball.
[03:55] Momo
    W-Wait!
[03:56] Saki
    What is it?
[03:59] Momo
    My name is Minky Momo.
[04:01] Saki
    Really? My name's Saki.
[04:03] Saki
    It's nice to meet you, Momo!
[04:05] Momo
    Please, will you teach
    me how to play baseball?
[04:09] Saki
    Sure. Come along with me.
[04:17] Boy
    That was a real shock to the system!
[04:19] Boy
    Yeah!
[04:20] Momo
    Saki, how'd you get so good at baseball?
[04:23] Saki
    My papa was a really big baseball fan.
[04:26] Saki
    It was his dream to have a child go pro,
[04:30] Saki
    but...
[04:30] Momo
    But what?
[04:31] Saki
    I ended up being his only child.
[04:34] Saki
    But Papa refused to give up on his dream.
[04:37] Momo
    So he taught you how to play anyway?
[04:40] Saki
    Yep.
[04:40] Saki
    Ever since I could walk, my toys were
    always a bat, a glove, and a ball!
[04:45] Momo
    Oh, yeah? So that's why you're so good!
[04:48] Saki
    And I've even got my own team.
[04:52] Momo
    Really? That's so amazing!
[04:55] Saki
    I made it out of girls like me who
    dearly wanted to play baseball.
[05:01] Saki
    I'll introduce you to them!
[05:03] Momo
    Thanks! I'd love to meet them!
[05:06] Saki
    Marie, Ann, Mae, Linda,
    June, Mimi, Sally, and me.
[05:13] Saki
    And this is Momo.
[05:15] Momo
    Nice to meet you.
[05:16] Girls
    Nice to meet you!
[05:16] Momo
    What? But that's only eight.
[05:19] Momo
    Are you missing a player?
[05:21] Saki
    Yeah.
[05:22] Saki
    I'm the pitcher, but we're missing a catcher.
[05:27] Saki
    Hey, Momo.
[05:28] Saki
    Do you know any good players?
[05:30] Mocha
    Momo!
[05:33] Momo
    I do know one.
[05:34] Momo
    She's really amazing.
[05:36] Saki
    Oh? Where is she? Who is she?
[05:38] Momo
    She's my big sister.
[05:40] Momo
    She's really good!
[05:41] Momo
    Wait here. I'll call her!
[05:53] Momo
    Okay, let's transform!
[06:00] Momo
    Pipiruma Pipiruma Puririnpa!
[06:02] Momo
    Papareho Papareho Doriminpa!
[06:04] Momo
    Become a baseball player with an adult touch!
[06:41] Momo
    Well? Is it perfect?
[06:43] Mocha
    Wow! It's great!
[06:45] Pipil
    It's far too bulky for my tastes!
SIGN    Girls who don't like baseball  aren't gonna be happy...
SIGN    By the way, Momo, where's  your catcher's mask?
[06:54] Momo
    Actually, I don't think I'll wear it.
SIGN    Really?
[06:58] Mocha
    How come?
[06:59] Pipil
    Why?
[07:00] Momo
    If I wear a mask,
[07:02] Momo
    people won't be able to
    see my beautiful face!
[07:04] Trio
    Oh, dear!
[07:06] Momo
    But I guess I don't have a choice this time.
[07:10] Momo
    Play ball!
[07:16] Man
    Do you get it, Neil?
[07:19] Neil
    Sir?
[07:20] Man
    As owner of the Somewheres, I have to
    find a way to meet fan expectations!
[07:26] Neil
    Sir. I completely understand that!
[07:29] Man
    If you know that, then come
    up with some good ideas!
[07:32] Man
    We need to do something
    to commemorate our win!
[07:36] Neil
    But nothing's coming to mind...
[07:37] Man
    Do you think this is a game?
[07:39] Man
    We need something to please the fans
    and make the Somewheres more popular!
[07:44] Man
    Running games isn't a manager's only job!
[07:49] Neil
    I just don't know what to do!
[07:52] Neil
    It's not that easy to think up ideas.
[07:55] Neil
    And the owner doesn't even
    try to think of his own!
[08:01] Linda
    Sorry about that!
[08:11] Girls
    Fight! Fight!
[08:13] Saki
    Here comes the next one!
[08:14] Girl
    Okay!
[08:17] Girl
    Take that!
[08:26] Neil
    That's it!
[08:27] Neil
    That's it!
[08:28] Neil
    I've got it!
[08:30] Linda
    Hey, can I have my ball back?
[08:31] Neil
    Oh, sorry!
[08:34] Neil
    Well, be back later!
[08:37] Linda
    What a weird guy.
[08:41] Saki
    What? Play the Somewheres?
[08:45] Neil
    That's right, ma'am.
[08:46] Neil
    As you can see, we've been struggling to
    find an opponent for an exhibition match.
[08:51] Man
    Naturally, it won't be an official match!
[08:55] Man
    It's just an event to celebrate
    the Somewheres' World Series win!
[09:01] Man
    The game will be in a week.
[09:04] Man
    What do you think?
[09:07] Momo
    We'll do it! Please let us play!
[09:09] Saki
    But...
[09:10] Momo
    It's a good opportunity, Saki!
[09:12] Momo
    Just leave it to me!
[09:18] King
    Here we go! Swing!
[09:20] Queen
    Darling!
[09:22] Queen
    Swinging that bat around instead
    of watching the imaging screen?
[09:25] Queen
    Momo's having a very hard time on Earth!
[09:27] King
    Hard time, nothing! It's baseball!
[09:30] King
    Momo will hit a big home run
    and win a big victory for sure!
[09:33] King
    La-dee-da, la-dee-da!
[09:37] King
    Why are you looking at me like that?
[09:40] Queen
    Momo and her team are going
    to play the Somewheres.
[09:43] King
    Well, that sounds great!
[09:45] King
    If you're going to play,
    you should play the best!
[09:49] King
    The Somewheres are a worthy opponent!
[09:50] Queen
    Really, what's the matter with you?
[09:53] Queen
    Baseball is a team sport!
[09:55] Queen
    Not even Momo can be a pro team on her own.
[09:59] King
    It's all good! Losing is a part of life, too.
[10:02] Queen
    That's right. Your old 
    team always used to lose!
[10:05] King
    La-dee-da...
[10:06] Queen
    But still, as a mother, I'd
    rather see my daughter win!
[10:16] Marie
    They're the World Series champions!
[10:19] Linda
    I don't think we can do this.
[10:21] Mimi
    We totally can't!
[10:22] Ann
    Why are the Somewheres our first opponent?
[10:25] Momo
    Listen to me, everyone.
[10:26] Momo
    This isn't about winning and losing.
[10:29] Momo
    The important thing is
[10:30] Momo
    showing everybody that women can
    play just as well as men can!
[10:35] Saki
    She's right.
[10:36] Saki
    We can't decide we've
    lost before we even play.
[10:39] Saki
    Not after we just got our team together!
[10:42] Momo
    Like I said before, this
    is a great opportunity!
[10:45] Linda
    Okay. Let's try it.
[10:46] Mimi
    Yeah!
[10:49] Momo
    Now that we're all on the same page,
[10:51] Momo
    I do have one suggestion...
[10:53] Saki
    What is it?
[10:55] Momo
    If we're going to play anyway,
    why don't we win the whole thing?
[11:02] Saki
    She's right! It's a match!
[11:04] Saki
    We've got to win it!
[11:05] Ann
    Let's do it!
[11:06] Momo
    Tomorrow starts our hard training!
[11:09] All
    Let's do it!
[11:12] sign
    Fairy Princess
[11:12] sign
    Minky Momo
[11:28] Women
    Go! Miracles!
[11:30] Women
    Beat those boys!
[11:32] Men
    Don't let those girls beat you!
[11:34] Men
    Show them what a pro can do!
[11:37] Man
    This is going to increase the
    Somewheres' popularity even more!
[11:46] Player
    They're all so pretty!
[11:49] Player
    The third is just my type.
[11:52] Gorilla
    I refuse to play in this
    stupid exhibition match.
[11:56] Neil
    Don't be like that, Gorilla.
[11:57] Neil
    It's all in fun.
[11:58] Neil
    And you're getting a special bonus for this.
[12:00] Neil
    Right?
[12:01] Gorilla
    Well, fine.
[12:04] Pipil
    They're so popular!
[12:06] Pipil
    It's a packed house!
[12:08] Mocha
    We've got to lose with dignity!
[12:10] Pipil
    Hey! Are you suggesting
    the Miracles will lose?!
[12:12] Mocha
    Not necessarily, but...
[12:14] Pipil
    What is the matter with you?
[12:16] Pipil
    You really think Momo will lose?!
[12:17] Mocha
    You just don't get baseball, Pipil!
[12:20] Pipil
    Oh, how rude!
[12:21] Mocha
    Harrumph!
SIGN    Now, now.
SIGN    The game is starting. Let's not fight.
[12:29] Umpire
    Play ball!
[12:35] Pitcher
    Look at that cutie pie.
[12:39] Catcher
    Let's take it easy, dear.
[12:40] Catcher
    Right? Just relax, don't be tense.
[12:45] Pitcher
    Hit this! Away we go!
[12:49] Ann
    He's mocking me!
[12:52] Momo
    She did it!
[12:53] Pitcher
    Well, drat!
[12:58] Pitcher
    Away we go!
[13:02] Pitcher
    Shucks. First out already?
[13:05] Mimi
    Here I go!
[13:05] First
    Got it.
[13:07] Mimi
    Okay! Out of the way!
[13:09] Umpire
    Safe!
[13:10] Pipil
    Oh, she did it!
[13:12] Mocha
    This is nuts!
[13:13] Pitcher
    I think we ticked the girls off a bit.
[13:17] Catcher
    The pitcher batting third? Must be tiring!
[13:20] Saki
    Oh, butt out!
[13:21] Saki
    Play for real already!
[13:23] Catcher
    Don't be angry.
[13:24] Catcher
    The pitch is coming. See?
[13:26] Pitcher
    Away we go!
[13:29] Umpire
    Strike!
[13:32] Pitcher
    Looks like you couldn't hit that one.
[13:34] Pitcher
    Maybe I'll get myself a quick strikeout.
[13:38] Pitcher
    Okay, now here's a fastball!
SIGN    Loading the bases with no  outs is a little too far...
[13:47] Pipil
    Momo's up next!
[13:51] Pitcher
    Woo-hoo!
[13:52] Pitcher
    She's even cuter than the rest!
[13:55] Momo
    Would you guys please play seriously?
    Are you scared of us?
[13:57] Catcher
    Don't talk like that.
[13:59] Momo
    Really?
[14:01] Momo
    You're trying to build up an
    excuse for when you lose, right?
[14:04] Pitcher
    What was that?
[14:05] Pitcher
    You've got a smart mouth, pretty girl.
[14:06] Pitcher
    Watch this!
[14:10] Umpire
    Ball.
[14:12] Pitcher
    What?!
[14:13] Momo
    Well? Getting serious yet?
[14:16] Pitcher
    Okay. I'm not gonna show mercy this time.
[14:21] Umpire
    Strike!
[14:23] Momo
    He's amazing. No wonder he's a pro!
[14:28] Pitcher
    Looks like I spooked her too much.
[14:30] Pitcher
    I'll be more gentle this time!
[14:31] Pitcher
    Take it!
[14:33] Momo
    I'm always serious about everything!
[14:46] Neil
    Y-You idiot!
[14:47] Neil
    You let them score three
    runs! What's wrong with you?!
[14:50] Pitcher
    But then I struck out the next three batters!
[14:53] Catcher
    You're the one who said it was all in fun!
[14:55] Neil
    Even if it's all in fun...
[14:58] Owner
    Neil.
[15:00] Neil
    Owner!
[15:01] Owner
    It's fine. It adds a bit of spice.
[15:04] Owner
    We're up to bat next.
[15:05] Owner
    We'll score way more than three.
    We could even score ten runs!
[15:08] Neil
    You're right, Owner!
[15:15] Umpire
    Strike!
[15:23] Batter
    Darn it...
[15:26] Umpire
    Strike two!
[15:27] Pipil
    How lovely! The ball is so fast!
[15:29] Mocha
    Pipil, what would you know?
[15:31] Pipil
    More than you, Mocha!
SIGN    Oh, good grief!
[15:37] Umpire
    Strike three! He's out!
[15:43] Neil
    She struck out the side?! Impossible!
[15:45] Neil
    Get serious already, you guys!
[15:47] Player
    We were being serious!
[15:49] Player
    We seriously couldn't hit the ball!
[15:51] Player
    She's a great pitcher!
[15:52] Neil
    You've got to win, for the
    Somewheres' reputation!
[15:55] Neil
    Win this, or else!
[16:28] Pipil
    Oh, no!
[16:29] Pipil
    They turned it around!
[16:31] Mocha
    We knew the Somewheres were good...
SIGN    I can't watch anymore!
[16:38] Pitcher
    You won't get me this time.
[16:55] Saki
    Nice batting!
[16:59] Pipil
    We took the lead again! What a turnaround!
[17:01] Mocha
    That's Momo for you.
[17:02] Mocha
    But there's still the
    bottom of the ninth to go.
[17:05] Pipil
    You're such a spoilsport!
SIGN    An insurance run would've been nice.
SIGN    Too bad they got that third out.
[17:17] Momo
    Saki. We're almost there!
[17:18] Momo
    Give it your best.
[17:35] Momo
    Saki! Are you all right?
[17:37] Saki
    I'm fine. I can handle this.
[17:39] Pipil
    Hey, what was that?
[17:40] Pipil
    That's not fair!
[17:41] Pipil
    He should be disqualified!
[17:42] Mocha
    This is the problem with girls!
[17:46] Umpire
    Ball! Ball four!
[17:48] Umpire
    Take your base!
SIGN    Bottom of the ninth, two outs, bases loaded.
[17:58] Saki
    I can't do it. My arm is so limp!
[18:00] June
    Just one out left!
[18:01] May
    You can't play through it?
[18:03] Saki
    I just can't. Much as I hate it...
[18:08] Momo
    Fine. I'll pitch.
[18:11] Momo
    Saki. You can handle catching, right?
[18:14] Saki
    Yeah...
[18:17] Momo
    Trust me, everyone.
[18:24] Pipil
    So cool! It's finally Momo's turn!
[18:26] Mocha
    That's how it's gotta be!
SIGN    Great! So great!
[18:30] Announcer
    Now announcing a pinch
    hitter for the Somewheres.
[18:33] Announcer
    Pinch hitter, Gorilla!
[18:35] Announcer
    Pinch hitter, Gorilla!
[18:38] Mocha
    There he is! The Somewheres' best hitter!
[18:42] Pipil
    Oh, please!
[18:43] Pipil
    Momo will strike him out
    in three, no problem!
[19:03] Umpire
    Foul!
[19:07] Gorilla
    Darn it...
[19:15] Umpire
    Foul!
[19:18] Saki
    Watch it.
[19:19] Saki
    You can't get an underhand
    throw past a slugger like him.
[19:23] Momo
    I understand.
[19:25] Momo
    I'll face him head on.
[19:27] Pipil
    I can't take it any longer!
[19:30] Mocha
    It's the last pitch.
[19:31] Mocha
    This will determine it!
SIGN    My heart can't take this!
[20:05] Umpire
    He's out! This game is over!
[20:08] Momo
    We did it!
[20:11] Saki
    We won!
SIGN    That's so nice!
[20:22] Mama
    Oh, how wonderful!
[20:24] Momo
    What's wonderful, Mama?
[20:26] Mama
    A team of girls played the
    Somewheres, and they won!
[20:31] Momo
    Really?! That's amazing!
[20:33] Mama
    They really proved wrong all the people
    who said girls couldn't play baseball!
[20:39] Mama
    We'll start seeing a lot of
    female baseball players now!
[20:57] King
    We drew an ace!
[20:58] King
    We did it, darling!
[21:00] King
    I knew my daughter would
    be a baseball master!
[21:03] Queen
    She gets that from me.
[21:06] King
    Not again!
[21:07] King
    She gets it from me!
[21:09] Queen
    Yes, dear.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[22:08] Momo
    Hi!
[22:08] Momo
    Every girl dreams of being a bride some day.
[22:12] Momo
    That time has come for me!
[22:15] Momo
    Still, this situation is
    anything but romantic!
[22:17] Momo
    A monster has escaped from Fenarinarsa,
[22:19] Momo
    and I have to run around so much
     that the wedding dress is ruined!
[22:22] Momo
    Next time on Fairy Princess Minky Momo:
[22:24] Momo
    "The Bride of Monster Forest."
[22:26] Momo
    It's going to be a creepy crawly
    time in an old-timey setting!
[22:29] Momo
    Why does my bride episode
    have to be like this?!
[22:33] Momo
    I wish they'd be more considerate...