E2 - Increase Your Charm With Glasses

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    Fairy Princess
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    Increase Your Charm With Glasses
[01:17] Momo
    "Increase Your Charm With Glasses!"
[01:28] Mama
    Oh, what a cute little puppy!
[01:31] Man A
    You think?
[01:32] Mama
    She looks just like a panda!
[01:33] Man A
    That's just the problem, though.
[01:37] Man A
    No one takes her seriously as a pointer.
[01:40] Mama
    And that's why you can't find an owner?
[01:43] Man A
    Yeah, and though she's a
    female, she's quite wild.
[01:46] Man A
    Nobody thinks she'd make a good pet.
[01:50] Mama
    That's all right, dear.
[01:51] Mama
    You don't have to be angry.
[01:53] Man A
    Oh, be careful!
[01:55] Man A
    She'll bite you, ma'am!
[01:56] Mama
    That's a good girl. Good girl.
[02:03] Man A
    Goodness!
[02:05] Mama
    See? She didn't hurt me.
[02:08] Mama
    No need to be afraid.
[02:09] Mama
    No need to growl, now.
[02:12] Mama
    There, there.
[02:13] Man A
    Thank goodness!
[02:14] Man A
    I've never seen her so calm.
[02:17] Mama
    Don't worry. We'll take her here.
[02:20] Mama
    I promise, I'll find you a wonderful owner!
[02:30] Mocha
    Did you see the new arrival today?
[02:32] Pipil
    Oh, yes! She's quite the little brat!
[02:35] Pipil
    She won't even give me the time of day!
[02:38] Momo
    I'm back!
[02:39] Both
    Hi!
[02:40] Momo
    This puppy will be living with us for now.
[02:43] Momo
    Be nice to each other, okay?
[02:46] Momo
    Mocha, Pipil, what kind of reaction is that?
[02:50] Mocha
    Let's get along.
[02:52] Pipil
    Nice to meet you!
SIGN    Wh-Who interrupted my important naptime?!
[03:06] Puppy
    I did, old man!
SIGN    Old man, you say?
[03:09] Puppy
    I could call you a worn-out
    old geezer instead!
SIGN    Worn-out old geezer?!
SIGN    You brat!
[03:17] Momo
    You're very fast!
[03:19] Momo
    I guess you really are a pointer.
SIGN    Momo, take that puppy back.
SIGN    She needs to be punished.
[03:25] Momo
    Punished? Did she say something mean to you?
SIGN    Something very mean! That little villain.
[03:31] Momo
    I guess I need to get in on this.
[03:33] Momo
    Understand dog language!
[03:34] Puppy
    Nyah nyah! You worn-out old dog!
[03:38] Momo
    Well, Sindbook, you're always talking
    about how worn out you feel!
[03:43] Momo
    She's not exactly wrong!
SIGN    Hey, don't say that!
[03:48] Momo
    Hey, Puppy.
[03:49] Puppy
    What now?
[03:50] Momo
    Aren't you a girl?
[03:52] Momo
    You should really speak with better manners.
[03:55] Puppy
    I don't give a fig about manners.
SIGN    What a sour little puppy!
[03:59] Momo
    I know. I've got to give you a name.
[04:03] Puppy
    A name?
[04:04] Momo
    Yeah. What name would be good?
[04:06] Mocha
    Kan-kan!
[04:07] Pipil
    Shin-shin!
[04:09] Momo
    But those are all panda names!
SIGN    So what? She is a panda!
[04:17] Momo
    Let's give you a feminine name.
[04:20] Momo
    Mary Jane.
[04:21] Momo
    How about Mary Jane?
[04:24] Trio
    "Mary Jane"?
[04:26] Puppy
    Mary Jane.
[04:28] Momo
    You like it?
[04:29] Puppy
    It's fine.
[04:30] Momo
    Great! Then that's it!
[04:32] Momo
    Okay, Mary Jane!
[04:34] Momo
    Now you need training!
[04:35] Puppy
    Training?!
[04:44] Momo
    Go on! Run, Mary Jane!
[04:46] Puppy
    No.
[04:47] Momo
    But you're a hunting dog.
[04:49] Momo
    And you're already fast.
[04:50] Momo
    I know you'll be an amazing pointer!
[04:52] Mary Jane
    No. I don't wanna be a hunting dog.
[04:55] Mary Jane
    I refuse to run!
[04:57] Mocha
    Go on, run!
[04:59] Mocha
    Miss Mary Jane with the glasses on!
[05:03] Momo
    Stop that, now!
[05:04] Momo
    You're such a troublemaker.
[05:06] Momo
    Why won't you run?
[05:07] Momo
    Do you not know how?
[05:12] Momo
    Sindbook. You're a dog too, right?
SIGN    Well, technically...
[05:16] Sindbook
    I don't like where this is going.
[05:17] Momo
    So show her how to do it!
SIGN    Y-You want me to run?!
[05:23] Momo
    Yes!
SIGN    This is the 20th century's greatest tragedy!
[05:27] Momo
    Please, run!
[05:33] Sindbook
    Why do I have to run?!
[05:37] Both
    Go, go!
[05:39] Sindbook
    That's why I said I didn't want to!
[05:42] Momo
    I don't think she'll
    learn anything from this.
[05:44] Pipil
    It really is the 20th
    century's greatest tragedy!
[05:47] Mary Jane
    Yeah. This is how you run!
SIGN    Oh, oh, oh!
[06:02] Momo
    Wow! You're so fast!
[06:04] Mary Jane
    Okay, but I'm never running again.
[06:08] Momo
    But why not? You're so fast!
[06:10] Momo
    Why do you hate running so much?
[06:13] Mary Jane
    Because I don't want to be a dog!
[06:16] Mary Jane
    I wanted to be born a human.
[06:18] Mary Jane
    Then these rings around my eyes would
    just look like I'm wearing glasses.
[06:22] Momo
    What you look like doesn't matter!
[06:25] Momo
    Someone will come along who
    appreciates you for who you are.
[06:29] Mary Jane
    You think?
[06:30] Momo
    Fight! Fight! Fight!
SIGN    Why do I have to go along with this?!
[06:36] Momo
    It's good for your health!
[06:38] Momo
    No more complaining.
[06:39] Momo
    Now, two laps around the lake!
[06:41] Man
    Hey, pretty little girl!
[06:44] Man
    I'm a photographer.
[06:47] Man
    Do you have an older sister?
[06:48] Man
    I'm looking for a girl with a
    nice figure and great looks.
[06:52] Momo
    I-I don't have a big sister,
[06:54] Momo
    but you've got a perfect model right here!
[06:58] Man
    I don't photograph children.
[07:01] Man
    I thought that if you had a big sister,
    she'd make a great model, but...
[07:05] Man
    What a shame.
[07:07] Man
    Is this panda your pet?!
[07:10] Momo
    Panda?
[07:12] Man
    Oh, it's a dog!
[07:14] Man
    It must be a rare breed!
[07:17] Momo
    How rude! She's a pointer!
[07:20] Man
    I've gotta get a picture of such a rare dog!
[07:25] Man
    She's pretty poorly trained, huh?
[07:27] Momo
    It's because you insulted her!
[07:29] Man
    Well, sorry!
[07:30] Man
    Talk about scary.
[07:36] Momo
    That's it, Mary Jane.
[07:37] Momo
    You still wanna be a human?
[07:39] Mary Jane
    What? Of course.
[07:42] Momo
    Let's play a little trick
    on that photographer.
[07:51] Momo
    Pipiruma Pipiruma Puririnpa!
[07:53] Momo
    Papareho Papareho Doriminpa!
[07:55] Momo
    Mary Jane, become human!
[08:08] Mary Jane
    Wh-What happened to me?
[08:11] Momo
    The spell will only last
    for three minutes, though.
[08:14] Mary Jane
    Hey, am I pretty?
[08:17] Momo
    Very pretty!
[08:18] Momo
    And your glasses are very charming.
[08:20] Mary Jane
    I'm so happy!
[08:22] Pipil
    Yes, you're very pretty.
[08:23] Pipil
    But not as pretty as me!
SIGN    But without the glasses, she'd  look just like the grown-up Momo!
[08:29] Pipil
    Yeah, she does!
[08:31] Momo
    Of course she does!
[08:33] Momo
    I'm supposed to use that spell on myself.
[08:42] Man
    Oh, that girl again?
[08:44] Man
    I told you, I don't take pictures of kids.
[08:52] Man
    That's it!
[08:53] Man
    You're just the girl I've been looking for!
[08:57] Man
    At last, I found her!
[09:02] Man
    Please, model for me! Please!
[09:06] Momo
    What do you think, Big Sister?
[09:08] Mary Jane
    Good question!
[09:09] Mary Jane
    All right. I'll do it.
[09:11] Man
    Yes! Let's do it!
[09:18] Man
    This is a magnitude ten encounter!
[09:21] Man
    Yes, keep it up! Smile!
[09:24] Man
    That right there! Great!
[09:25] Man
    Yes, so good!
[09:27] Man
    Looking good.
[09:28] Man
    All right...
[09:30] Man
    Wait just a minute.
[09:31] Man
    Let me change film rolls.
SIGN    Time's up.
[09:37] Man
    Okay, my nice girl! Let's—
[09:42] Man
    Wh-Where'd the nice girl in glasses go?
[09:45] Momo
    Sh-She went over that way!
[09:48] Man
    Wait for me! Wait up! Where'd she go?!
[09:52] Mary Jane
    I wish I could've stayed human for longer.
[09:54] Momo
    I'm sorry.
[09:55] Momo
    The spell only lasts three
    minutes for anyone who's not me.
SIGN    If magic could do anything, a  lot of things would be easier.
[10:02] Mary Jane
    I guess.
[10:03] Mary Jane
    I'm a dog. I'm nothing but a pointer.
[10:10] Momo
    One month later, we were running through
    hunting dog practice with Mary Jane.
[10:18] Momo
    Mary Jane's running speed
    got faster and faster,
[10:22] Momo
    and she was acting more and
    more like a hunting dog!
[10:28] Momo
    Then, one day...
[10:30] Gentleman
    Yes, there we are.
[10:36] Gentleman
    She'll make a great hunting dog.
[10:38] Gentleman
    Ma'am, would you let me have her?
[10:42] Gentleman
    You rarely see a pointer of this quality.
[10:46] Gentleman
    I'd love to have her.
[10:48] Mama
    But most people see the circles
    around her eyes and laugh at her!
[10:53] Gentleman
    I don't care, ma'am.
[10:54] Gentleman
    I really must have her.
[10:56] Gentleman
    I promise I'll make a great dog out of her.
[10:58] Gentleman
    I'm an animal conservationist in Africa.
[11:01] Gentleman
    In a certain nature park in Africa—
[11:04] Gentleman
    Well, I really need a fine
    dog like her for my work.
[11:08] Gentleman
    Please, ma'am!
[11:10] Mama
    All right!
[11:12] sign
    Fairy Princess
[11:12] sign
    Minky Momo
[11:22] Man
    What will he think? What will he think?
[11:28] Man
    Wh-What do you think, Chief?!
[11:29] Chief
    Rejoice!
[11:30] Chief
    We've chosen this girl in glasses
[11:32] Chief
    to be the face of our Aurora
    Hall summer cosmetics campaign!
[11:35] Chief
    Let's find her right away!
[11:40] Man
    H-How can this be?
[11:42] Man
    None of you know where she is?
[11:44] Man
    But you have to!
[11:46] Momo
    But still...
[11:47] Man
    C'mon, girl! I've really gotta find her!
[11:52] Man
    She's got to be somewhere in the city!
[11:54] Chief
    Right! We'll leave no stone unturned!
SIGN    This has really gotten out of hand.
[12:03] Momo
    Yeah. What'll I do?
[12:07] Man
    Hey! Cutie pie girl in glasses!
[12:10] Man
    Where are you, honey?!
[12:13] Man
    It's not her.
[12:14] Man
    Not her, either.
[12:16] Man
    Hey, glasses girl!
[12:20] Man
    Peek...
[12:29] Man
    I can't walk any further!
[12:31] Man
    My feet are killing me!
[12:33] Chief
    Where could that girl be?
[12:34] Chief
    We've been all over town!
[12:38] Man
    You think she's moved on?
[12:40] Chief
    Even if she has, we have to find her!
[12:42] Man
    But my feet hurt so much.
    I can't walk anymore.
[12:46] Chief
    You wimp!
[12:50] Chief
    That's it!
[12:51] Chief
    I know what to do!
[12:54] Man
    What is it?
[12:55] Chief
    We'll put a bounty on her.
[12:57] Chief
    We'll pay a reward to whoever finds her!
[13:00] Chief
    And the search can be
    part of the ad campaign!
[13:03] Man
    So if I find her, I get the reward?
[13:07] Chief
    Yes!
[13:11] Man
    R-Really?!
[13:12] Chief
    Of course.
[13:13] Chief
    Yes, and if I find her, I get the reward!
[13:19] Girl
    It's not me!
[13:25] Girl crowd
    It's clearly me!
[13:26] Girl crowd
    No, it's me!
[13:27] Girl crowd
    Oh, please! It's me!
[13:29] Girl crowd
    How can you say that?!
[13:30] Girl crowd
    It's me!
[13:32] Chief
    So many girls in glasses!
[13:35] Chief
    Hey, hold it! Wait, everyone!
[13:38] Girl
    Hey! Tell them already!
[13:40] Girl
    It's me, isn't it?!
[13:41] Chief
    Oh, this is awful!
[13:43] Chief
    Help!
SIGN    Good grief.
[13:47] Momo
    We'll just have to go to Africa
    and bring Mary Jane back.
[14:23] King
    What's Momo up to now?
[14:26] Queen
    Big game hunting in Africa, perhaps?
[14:29] King
    With the whole town in a tizzy?!
[14:31] King
    We might not draw any aces with
    the light-up jewels this time!
[14:34] King
    But it's all good, it's all
    good! La-dee-da-dee-da!
[14:42] Momo
    Look! It really feels like
    Africa all around us!
[14:45] Mocha
    It smells like the wild!
[14:53] Giraffes
    Sorry, I haven't seen any humans like that.
[14:55] Momo
    Really?
[14:57] Zebra
    Haven't seen 'em around here.
[15:01] Gorilla
    I got no clue.
[15:02] Mocha
    My brother! You're so impressive in person!
[15:06] Lion
    There's a conservationist like that here?
SIGN    Have you seen him?
[15:11] Lion
    I haven't, but you look delicious.
[15:19] Momo
    I wonder where he could be.
[15:21] Pipil
    If only we had a picture of him!
[15:24] Mocha
    "A man who protects animals in
    Africa" just isn't enough to go on.
SIGN    Boy, I'm tired!
[15:30] Flamingo
    Hey, about that...
[15:32] Momo
    Mr. Flamingo!
[15:34] Flamingo
    I know who you're talking about.
SIGN    Where did you see him?
[15:39] Flamingo
    He passed by this river
    here about a week ago.
[15:42] Momo
    W-Which way did he go after that?
[15:45] Flamingo
    That way, I think.
[15:47] Flamingo
    No, this way.
[15:48] Flamingo
    This way!
[15:50] Flamingo
    That way, of course!
[15:51] Flamingo
    What are you talking about?
SIGN    Enough, enough! We're back to square one!
[16:06] Flamingo
    That's him!
[16:08] Flamingo
    Yes, that's him!
[16:10] Momo
    Hey, stop!
[16:21] Conservationist
    I see. You came all this
    way to see Mary Jane?
[16:25] Momo
    Yes. Could I ask where she is now?
[16:30] Conservationist
    She's over there, running.
[16:37] Conservationist
    She's become a great hunting dog.
[16:41] Conservationist
    What do you think she's chasing now?
[16:43] Momo
    I don't know.
[16:43] Conservationist
    A cheetah.
[16:44] Conservationist
    They're known as the fastest
    land animal in the world.
[16:48] Conservationist
    A dam is under construction nearby, and
    this whole area will become a lake.
[16:53] Conservationist
    We need to move the animals
    before that happens.
[16:55] Conservationist
    That's why I needed a dog like Mary Jane.
[17:03] Mary Jane
    I was such a fool for wanting to be human.
[17:07] Mary Jane
    I'm really glad I was born a pointer.
[17:10] Mary Jane
    Because I can run all around this vast land,
[17:13] Mary Jane
    and I have this strapping pointer by my side.
[17:17] Momo
    You look so happy, Mary Jane.
[17:20] Mary Jane
    Merci, Momo.
[17:22] Momo
    Be happy, okay?
[17:27] Mocha
    You're sure we don't need
    to bring Mary Jane back?
[17:30] Momo
    Well, she looks so happy there!
[17:33] Momo
    And I couldn't make her human again anyway.
SIGN    Yeah, the last time you cast the 
    spell on her, she wanted to be human.
[17:41] Momo
    That's right.
[17:42] Momo
    But now she's happy to be a pointer,
[17:45] Momo
    so the spell wouldn't work
    on her a second time.
[17:48] Mocha
    Still, it's a tough situation.
[17:50] Mocha
    How are we gonna calm
    things down in the city?
[17:52] Momo
    Good question.
[17:57] Girls
    It's me! It's me!
SIGN    Somehow it's gotten even worse!
[18:03] Pipil
    Because there's a reward on the line!
[18:06] Mocha
    It's not going to quiet down any time soon.
[18:09] Momo
    All right.
[18:10] Momo
    I made my bed, I'll lie in it!
SIGN    You should've just done that earlier!
SIGN    What did we even go to Africa for?
[18:18] Mocha
    Hold it! You forgot the glasses!
[18:21] Student
    Let's see... Let's see...
[18:23] Student
    Wh-What's going on? I can't see!
[18:26] Student
    Where are my glasses?
[18:28] Mocha
    I'll bring them back soon!
[18:30] Pipil
    Momo, recite the chant!
[18:32] Pipil
    Pipiruma Pipiruma Puririnpa!
[18:35] Pipil
    Papareho Papareho Doriminpa!
[18:53] Momo
    Well? Do I look good?
[18:55] Mocha
    Good! Good!
[18:56] Pipil
    You look lovely, Momo!
[18:57] Pipil
    Not as lovely as me, though.
[18:59] Momo
    Thanks, friends!
[19:02] Momo
    I feel so dizzy, though...
[19:04] Man
    Not you. Not you.
[19:06] Editor
    Yeah, that's not her.
[19:07] Man
    Not you either.
[19:08] Editor
    Yeah, not her.
[19:09] Woman
    Hey, don't cut in line!
[19:11] Girl
    How rude!
[19:16] Editor
    That's it!
[19:18] Man
    It's really her!
[19:20] Momo
    I'll be your model.
[19:22] Momo
    But just this one time.
[19:24] Momo
    I won't appear on TV or
    posters again after this.
[19:27] Editor
    That's just fine!
[19:29] Editor
    Now, commercials, film, posters!
[19:31] Man
    Hurry!
[19:40] Man
    If you'll change your pose a little...
[19:51] Momo
    But will this really get my pendant to shine?
[20:03] VO
    Somewhere Station! Somewhere Station!
[20:08] Woman
    Aurora Hall lipstick is now on sale!
[20:09] Woman
    I'll take them all!
[20:11] Woman
    No, me!
[20:17] Momo
    To get a safe, healthy tan,
[20:19] Momo
    use this suntan lotion from
    Aurora Hall Cosmetics!
[20:24] Student
    She's so cute! She gets my heart racing!
[20:27] Girl
    Thanks to her, I'm not
    embarrassed to wear glasses!
[20:30] Girl
    Look at how beautiful you
    can be with glasses on!
[20:34] Kid
    I want to marry someone like her!
[20:38] Momo
    I hope that was okay!
[20:42] Momo
    Maybe I'll be a model one more time.
[20:47] Momo
    J-Just kidding!
[20:49] Momo
    Everyone wants to be a model.
[20:51] Momo
    I'll never do it again.
[20:56] Queen
    Look! Momo's pendant flashed!
[20:58] Queen
    You did it, Momo! Your pendant flashed!
[21:01] King
    Yes, yes!
[21:03] King
    You granted hopes and dreams to
    women who didn't like their glasses!
[21:06] King
    La-dee-da, it's all good, it's all good!
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[22:06] Momo
    Hello, friends. Minky Momo here.
[22:08] Momo
    Do you think I increased
    my charm with glasses?
[22:11] Momo
    Next time, I transform into
    a police motorcyclist.
[22:15] Momo
    I go full throttle against a biker
    gang with my life on the line!
[22:19] Momo
    Don't mess with me, you bums!
[22:21] Momo
    Oh, dear! Even if I'm grown
    up, I'm still a girl!
[22:24] Momo
    I've got to watch how I talk.
[22:26] Momo
    Now, let's try that again.
[22:28] Momo
    Next time on Fairy Princess Minky Momo:
[22:30] Momo
    "Drive, Super Rider!"
[22:32] Momo
    I'm really going full speed!