# E2 - Increase Your Charm With Glasses
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8J0ED/increase-your-charm-with-glasses)
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Minky Momo
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Fairy Princess
**[01:15] sign**
Increase Your Charm With Glasses
**[01:17] Momo**
"Increase Your Charm With Glasses!"
**[01:28] Mama**
Oh, what a cute little puppy!
**[01:31] Man A**
You think?
**[01:32] Mama**
She looks just like a panda!
**[01:33] Man A**
That's just the problem, though.
**[01:37] Man A**
No one takes her seriously as a pointer.
**[01:40] Mama**
And that's why you can't find an owner?
**[01:43] Man A**
Yeah, and though she's a
female, she's quite wild.
**[01:46] Man A**
Nobody thinks she'd make a good pet.
**[01:50] Mama**
That's all right, dear.
**[01:51] Mama**
You don't have to be angry.
**[01:53] Man A**
Oh, be careful!
**[01:55] Man A**
She'll bite you, ma'am!
**[01:56] Mama**
That's a good girl. Good girl.
**[02:03] Man A**
Goodness!
**[02:05] Mama**
See? She didn't hurt me.
**[02:08] Mama**
No need to be afraid.
**[02:09] Mama**
No need to growl, now.
**[02:12] Mama**
There, there.
**[02:13] Man A**
Thank goodness!
**[02:14] Man A**
I've never seen her so calm.
**[02:17] Mama**
Don't worry. We'll take her here.
**[02:20] Mama**
I promise, I'll find you a wonderful owner!
**[02:30] Mocha**
Did you see the new arrival today?
**[02:32] Pipil**
Oh, yes! She's quite the little brat!
**[02:35] Pipil**
She won't even give me the time of day!
**[02:38] Momo**
I'm back!
**[02:39] Both**
Hi!
**[02:40] Momo**
This puppy will be living with us for now.
**[02:43] Momo**
Be nice to each other, okay?
**[02:46] Momo**
Mocha, Pipil, what kind of reaction is that?
**[02:50] Mocha**
Let's get along.
**[02:52] Pipil**
Nice to meet you!
***SIGN*** Wh-Who interrupted my important naptime?!
**[03:06] Puppy**
I did, old man!
***SIGN*** Old man, you say?
**[03:09] Puppy**
I could call you a worn-out
old geezer instead!
***SIGN*** Worn-out old geezer?!
***SIGN*** You brat!
**[03:17] Momo**
You're very fast!
**[03:19] Momo**
I guess you really are a pointer.
***SIGN*** Momo, take that puppy back.
***SIGN*** She needs to be punished.
**[03:25] Momo**
Punished? Did she say something mean to you?
***SIGN*** Something very mean! That little villain.
**[03:31] Momo**
I guess I need to get in on this.
**[03:33] Momo**
Understand dog language!
**[03:34] Puppy**
Nyah nyah! You worn-out old dog!
**[03:38] Momo**
Well, Sindbook, you're always talking
about how worn out you feel!
**[03:43] Momo**
She's not exactly wrong!
***SIGN*** Hey, don't say that!
**[03:48] Momo**
Hey, Puppy.
**[03:49] Puppy**
What now?
**[03:50] Momo**
Aren't you a girl?
**[03:52] Momo**
You should really speak with better manners.
**[03:55] Puppy**
I don't give a fig about manners.
***SIGN*** What a sour little puppy!
**[03:59] Momo**
I know. I've got to give you a name.
**[04:03] Puppy**
A name?
**[04:04] Momo**
Yeah. What name would be good?
**[04:06] Mocha**
Kan-kan!
**[04:07] Pipil**
Shin-shin!
**[04:09] Momo**
But those are all panda names!
***SIGN*** So what? She *is* a panda!
**[04:17] Momo**
Let's give you a feminine name.
**[04:20] Momo**
Mary Jane.
**[04:21] Momo**
How about Mary Jane?
**[04:24] Trio**
"Mary Jane"?
**[04:26] Puppy**
Mary Jane.
**[04:28] Momo**
You like it?
**[04:29] Puppy**
It's fine.
**[04:30] Momo**
Great! Then that's it!
**[04:32] Momo**
Okay, Mary Jane!
**[04:34] Momo**
Now you need training!
**[04:35] Puppy**
Training?!
**[04:44] Momo**
Go on! Run, Mary Jane!
**[04:46] Puppy**
No.
**[04:47] Momo**
But you're a hunting dog.
**[04:49] Momo**
And you're already fast.
**[04:50] Momo**
I know you'll be an amazing pointer!
**[04:52] Mary Jane**
No. I don't wanna be a hunting dog.
**[04:55] Mary Jane**
I *refuse* to run!
**[04:57] Mocha**
Go on, run!
**[04:59] Mocha**
Miss Mary Jane with the glasses on!
**[05:03] Momo**
Stop that, now!
**[05:04] Momo**
You're such a troublemaker.
**[05:06] Momo**
Why won't you run?
**[05:07] Momo**
Do you not know how?
**[05:12] Momo**
Sindbook. You're a dog too, right?
***SIGN*** Well, technically...
**[05:16] Sindbook**
*I don't like where this is going.*
**[05:17] Momo**
So show her how to do it!
***SIGN*** Y-You want me to run?!
**[05:23] Momo**
Yes!
***SIGN*** This is the 20th century's greatest tragedy!
**[05:27] Momo**
Please, run!
**[05:33] Sindbook**
*Why do I have to run?!*
**[05:37] Both**
Go, go!
**[05:39] Sindbook**
*That's why I said I didn't want to!*
**[05:42] Momo**
I don't think she'll
learn anything from this.
**[05:44] Pipil**
It really is the 20th
century's greatest tragedy!
**[05:47] Mary Jane**
Yeah. *This* is how you run!
***SIGN*** Oh, oh, oh!
**[06:02] Momo**
Wow! You're so fast!
**[06:04] Mary Jane**
Okay, but I'm *never* running again.
**[06:08] Momo**
But why not? You're so fast!
**[06:10] Momo**
Why do you hate running so much?
**[06:13] Mary Jane**
Because I don't want to be a dog!
**[06:16] Mary Jane**
I wanted to be born a human.
**[06:18] Mary Jane**
Then these rings around my eyes would
just look like I'm wearing glasses.
**[06:22] Momo**
What you look like doesn't matter!
**[06:25] Momo**
Someone will come along who
appreciates you for who you are.
**[06:29] Mary Jane**
You think?
**[06:30] Momo**
Fight! Fight! Fight!
***SIGN*** Why do I have to go along with this?!
**[06:36] Momo**
It's good for your health!
**[06:38] Momo**
No more complaining.
**[06:39] Momo**
Now, two laps around the lake!
**[06:41] Man**
Hey, pretty little girl!
**[06:44] Man**
I'm a photographer.
**[06:47] Man**
Do you have an older sister?
**[06:48] Man**
I'm looking for a girl with a
nice figure and great looks.
**[06:52] Momo**
I-I don't have a big sister,
**[06:54] Momo**
but you've got a perfect model right here!
**[06:58] Man**
I don't photograph children.
**[07:01] Man**
I thought that if you had a big sister,
she'd make a great model, but...
**[07:05] Man**
What a shame.
**[07:07] Man**
Is this panda your pet?!
**[07:10] Momo**
Panda?
**[07:12] Man**
Oh, it's a dog!
**[07:14] Man**
It must be a rare breed!
**[07:17] Momo**
How rude! She's a pointer!
**[07:20] Man**
I've gotta get a picture of such a rare dog!
**[07:25] Man**
She's pretty poorly trained, huh?
**[07:27] Momo**
It's because you insulted her!
**[07:29] Man**
Well, sorry!
**[07:30] Man**
Talk about scary.
**[07:36] Momo**
That's it, Mary Jane.
**[07:37] Momo**
You still wanna be a human?
**[07:39] Mary Jane**
What? Of course.
**[07:42] Momo**
Let's play a little trick
on that photographer.
**[07:51] Momo**
Pipiruma Pipiruma Puririnpa!
**[07:53] Momo**
Papareho Papareho Doriminpa!
**[07:55] Momo**
Mary Jane, become human!
**[08:08] Mary Jane**
Wh-What happened to me?
**[08:11] Momo**
The spell will only last
for three minutes, though.
**[08:14] Mary Jane**
Hey, am I pretty?
**[08:17] Momo**
Very pretty!
**[08:18] Momo**
And your glasses are very charming.
**[08:20] Mary Jane**
I'm so happy!
**[08:22] Pipil**
Yes, you're very pretty.
**[08:23] Pipil**
But not as pretty as me!
***SIGN*** But without the glasses, she'd look just like the grown-up Momo!
**[08:29] Pipil**
Yeah, she does!
**[08:31] Momo**
Of course she does!
**[08:33] Momo**
I'm supposed to use that spell on myself.
**[08:42] Man**
Oh, that girl again?
**[08:44] Man**
I told you, I don't take pictures of kids.
**[08:52] Man**
That's it!
**[08:53] Man**
You're just the girl I've been looking for!
**[08:57] Man**
At last, I found her!
**[09:02] Man**
Please, model for me! Please!
**[09:06] Momo**
What do you think, Big Sister?
**[09:08] Mary Jane**
Good question!
**[09:09] Mary Jane**
All right. I'll do it.
**[09:11] Man**
Yes! Let's do it!
**[09:18] Man**
This is a magnitude ten encounter!
**[09:21] Man**
Yes, keep it up! Smile!
**[09:24] Man**
That right there! Great!
**[09:25] Man**
Yes, so good!
**[09:27] Man**
Looking good.
**[09:28] Man**
All right...
**[09:30] Man**
Wait just a minute.
**[09:31] Man**
Let me change film rolls.
***SIGN*** Time's up.
**[09:37] Man**
Okay, my nice girl! Let's—
**[09:42] Man**
Wh-Where'd the nice girl in glasses go?
**[09:45] Momo**
Sh-She went over that way!
**[09:48] Man**
Wait for me! Wait up! Where'd she go?!
**[09:52] Mary Jane**
I wish I could've stayed human for longer.
**[09:54] Momo**
I'm sorry.
**[09:55] Momo**
The spell only lasts three
minutes for anyone who's not me.
***SIGN*** If magic could do anything, a lot of things would be easier.
**[10:02] Mary Jane**
I guess.
**[10:03] Mary Jane**
I'm a dog. I'm nothing but a pointer.
**[10:10] Momo**
* One month later, we were running through*
* hunting dog practice with Mary Jane.*
**[10:18] Momo**
* Mary Jane's running speed*
* got faster and faster,*
**[10:22] Momo**
* and she was acting more and*
* more like a hunting dog!*
**[10:28] Momo**
*Then, one day...*
**[10:30] Gentleman**
Yes, there we are.
**[10:36] Gentleman**
She'll make a great hunting dog.
**[10:38] Gentleman**
Ma'am, would you let me have her?
**[10:42] Gentleman**
You rarely see a pointer of this quality.
**[10:46] Gentleman**
I'd love to have her.
**[10:48] Mama**
But most people see the circles
around her eyes and laugh at her!
**[10:53] Gentleman**
I don't care, ma'am.
**[10:54] Gentleman**
I really must have her.
**[10:56] Gentleman**
I promise I'll make a great dog out of her.
**[10:58] Gentleman**
I'm an animal conservationist in Africa.
**[11:01] Gentleman**
In a certain nature park in Africa—
**[11:04] Gentleman**
Well, I really need a fine
dog like her for my work.
**[11:08] Gentleman**
Please, ma'am!
**[11:10] Mama**
All right!
**[11:12] sign**
Fairy Princess
**[11:12] sign**
Minky Momo
**[11:22] Man**
*What will he think? What will he think?*
**[11:28] Man**
Wh-What do you think, Chief?!
**[11:29] Chief**
Rejoice!
**[11:30] Chief**
We've chosen this girl in glasses
**[11:32] Chief**
to be the face of our Aurora
Hall summer cosmetics campaign!
**[11:35] Chief**
Let's find her right away!
**[11:40] Man**
H-How can this be?
**[11:42] Man**
None of you know where she is?
**[11:44] Man**
But you have to!
**[11:46] Momo**
But still...
**[11:47] Man**
C'mon, girl! I've really gotta find her!
**[11:52] Man**
She's got to be somewhere in the city!
**[11:54] Chief**
Right! We'll leave no stone unturned!
***SIGN*** This has really gotten out of hand.
**[12:03] Momo**
Yeah. What'll I do?
**[12:07] Man**
Hey! Cutie pie girl in glasses!
**[12:10] Man**
Where are you, honey?!
**[12:13] Man**
It's not her.
**[12:14] Man**
Not her, either.
**[12:16] Man**
Hey, glasses girl!
**[12:20] Man**
Peek...
**[12:29] Man**
I can't walk any further!
**[12:31] Man**
My feet are killing me!
**[12:33] Chief**
Where could that girl be?
**[12:34] Chief**
We've been all over town!
**[12:38] Man**
You think she's moved on?
**[12:40] Chief**
Even if she has, we have to find her!
**[12:42] Man**
But my feet hurt so much.
I can't walk anymore.
**[12:46] Chief**
You wimp!
**[12:50] Chief**
That's it!
**[12:51] Chief**
I know what to do!
**[12:54] Man**
What is it?
**[12:55] Chief**
We'll put a bounty on her.
**[12:57] Chief**
We'll pay a reward to whoever finds her!
**[13:00] Chief**
And the search can be
part of the ad campaign!
**[13:03] Man**
So if I find her, I get the reward?
**[13:07] Chief**
Yes!
**[13:11] Man**
R-Really?!
**[13:12] Chief**
Of course.
**[13:13] Chief**
Yes, and if I find her, I get the reward!
**[13:19] Girl**
It's not me!
**[13:25] Girl crowd**
It's clearly me!
**[13:26] Girl crowd**
No, it's me!
**[13:27] Girl crowd**
Oh, please! It's me!
**[13:29] Girl crowd**
How can you say that?!
**[13:30] Girl crowd**
It's me!
**[13:32] Chief**
So many girls in glasses!
**[13:35] Chief**
Hey, hold it! Wait, everyone!
**[13:38] Girl**
Hey! Tell them already!
**[13:40] Girl**
It's me, isn't it?!
**[13:41] Chief**
Oh, this is awful!
**[13:43] Chief**
Help!
***SIGN*** Good grief.
**[13:47] Momo**
We'll just have to go to Africa
and bring Mary Jane back.
**[14:23] King**
What's Momo up to now?
**[14:26] Queen**
Big game hunting in Africa, perhaps?
**[14:29] King**
With the whole town in a tizzy?!
**[14:31] King**
We might not draw any aces with
the light-up jewels this time!
**[14:34] King**
But it's all good, it's all
good! La-dee-da-dee-da!
**[14:42] Momo**
Look! It really feels like
Africa all around us!
**[14:45] Mocha**
It smells like the wild!
**[14:53] Giraffes**
Sorry, I haven't seen any humans like that.
**[14:55] Momo**
Really?
**[14:57] Zebra**
Haven't seen 'em around here.
**[15:01] Gorilla**
I got no clue.
**[15:02] Mocha**
My brother! You're so impressive in person!
**[15:06] Lion**
There's a conservationist like that here?
***SIGN*** Have you seen him?
**[15:11] Lion**
I haven't, but you look delicious.
**[15:19] Momo**
I wonder where he could be.
**[15:21] Pipil**
If only we had a picture of him!
**[15:24] Mocha**
"A man who protects animals in
Africa" just isn't enough to go on.
***SIGN*** Boy, I'm tired!
**[15:30] Flamingo**
Hey, about that...
**[15:32] Momo**
Mr. Flamingo!
**[15:34] Flamingo**
I know who you're talking about.
***SIGN*** Where did you see him?
**[15:39] Flamingo**
He passed by this river
here about a week ago.
**[15:42] Momo**
W-Which way did he go after that?
**[15:45] Flamingo**
That way, I think.
**[15:47] Flamingo**
No, this way.
**[15:48] Flamingo**
This way!
**[15:50] Flamingo**
That way, of course!
**[15:51] Flamingo**
What are you talking about?
***SIGN*** Enough, enough! We're back to square one!
**[16:06] Flamingo**
That's him!
**[16:08] Flamingo**
Yes, that's him!
**[16:10] Momo**
Hey, stop!
**[16:21] Conservationist**
I see. You came all this
way to see Mary Jane?
**[16:25] Momo**
Yes. Could I ask where she is now?
**[16:30] Conservationist**
She's over there, running.
**[16:37] Conservationist**
She's become a great hunting dog.
**[16:41] Conservationist**
What do you think she's chasing now?
**[16:43] Momo**
I don't know.
**[16:43] Conservationist**
A cheetah.
**[16:44] Conservationist**
They're known as the fastest
land animal in the world.
**[16:48] Conservationist**
A dam is under construction nearby, and
this whole area will become a lake.
**[16:53] Conservationist**
We need to move the animals
before that happens.
**[16:55] Conservationist**
That's why I needed a dog like Mary Jane.
**[17:03] Mary Jane**
I was such a fool for wanting to be human.
**[17:07] Mary Jane**
I'm really glad I was born a pointer.
**[17:10] Mary Jane**
Because I can run all around this vast land,
**[17:13] Mary Jane**
and I have this strapping pointer by my side.
**[17:17] Momo**
You look so happy, Mary Jane.
**[17:20] Mary Jane**
Merci, Momo.
**[17:22] Momo**
Be happy, okay?
**[17:27] Mocha**
You're sure we don't need
to bring Mary Jane back?
**[17:30] Momo**
Well, she looks so happy there!
**[17:33] Momo**
And I couldn't make her human again anyway.
***SIGN*** Yeah, the last time you cast the
spell on her, she *wanted* to be human.
**[17:41] Momo**
That's right.
**[17:42] Momo**
But now she's happy to be a pointer,
**[17:45] Momo**
so the spell wouldn't work
on her a second time.
**[17:48] Mocha**
Still, it's a tough situation.
**[17:50] Mocha**
How are we gonna calm
things down in the city?
**[17:52] Momo**
*Good question.*
**[17:57] Girls**
It's me! It's me!
***SIGN*** Somehow it's gotten even worse!
**[18:03] Pipil**
Because there's a reward on the line!
**[18:06] Mocha**
It's not going to quiet down any time soon.
**[18:09] Momo**
All right.
**[18:10] Momo**
I made my bed, I'll lie in it!
***SIGN*** You should've just done that earlier!
***SIGN*** What did we even go to Africa for?
**[18:18] Mocha**
Hold it! You forgot the glasses!
**[18:21] Student**
Let's see... Let's see...
**[18:23] Student**
Wh-What's going on? I can't see!
**[18:26] Student**
Where are my glasses?
**[18:28] Mocha**
I'll bring them back soon!
**[18:30] Pipil**
Momo, recite the chant!
**[18:32] Pipil**
Pipiruma Pipiruma Puririnpa!
**[18:35] Pipil**
Papareho Papareho Doriminpa!
**[18:53] Momo**
Well? Do I look good?
**[18:55] Mocha**
Good! Good!
**[18:56] Pipil**
You look lovely, Momo!
**[18:57] Pipil**
Not as lovely as me, though.
**[18:59] Momo**
Thanks, friends!
**[19:02] Momo**
I feel so dizzy, though...
**[19:04] Man**
Not you. Not you.
**[19:06] Editor**
Yeah, that's not her.
**[19:07] Man**
Not you either.
**[19:08] Editor**
Yeah, not her.
**[19:09] Woman**
Hey, don't cut in line!
**[19:11] Girl**
How rude!
**[19:16] Editor**
That's it!
**[19:18] Man**
It's really her!
**[19:20] Momo**
I'll be your model.
**[19:22] Momo**
But just this one time.
**[19:24] Momo**
I won't appear on TV or
posters again after this.
**[19:27] Editor**
That's just fine!
**[19:29] Editor**
Now, commercials, film, posters!
**[19:31] Man**
Hurry!
**[19:40] Man**
If you'll change your pose a little...
**[19:51] Momo**
*But will this really get my pendant to shine?*
**[20:03] VO**
*Somewhere Station! Somewhere Station!*
**[20:08] Woman**
Aurora Hall lipstick is now on sale!
**[20:09] Woman**
I'll take them all!
**[20:11] Woman**
No, me!
**[20:17] Momo**
To get a safe, healthy tan,
**[20:19] Momo**
use this suntan lotion from
Aurora Hall Cosmetics!
**[20:24] Student**
She's so cute! She gets my heart racing!
**[20:27] Girl**
Thanks to her, I'm not
embarrassed to wear glasses!
**[20:30] Girl**
Look at how beautiful you
can be with glasses on!
**[20:34] Kid**
I want to marry someone like her!
**[20:38] Momo**
I hope that was okay!
**[20:42] Momo**
Maybe I'll be a model one more time.
**[20:47] Momo**
J-Just kidding!
**[20:49] Momo**
Everyone wants to be a model.
**[20:51] Momo**
I'll never do it again.
**[20:56] Queen**
Look! Momo's pendant flashed!
**[20:58] Queen**
You did it, Momo! Your pendant flashed!
**[21:01] King**
Yes, yes!
**[21:03] King**
You granted hopes and dreams to
women who didn't like their glasses!
**[21:06] King**
La-dee-da, it's all good, it's all good!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[22:06] Momo**
Hello, friends. Minky Momo here.
**[22:08] Momo**
Do you think I increased
my charm with glasses?
**[22:11] Momo**
Next time, I transform into
a police motorcyclist.
**[22:15] Momo**
I go full throttle against a biker
gang with my life on the line!
**[22:19] Momo**
Don't mess with me, you bums!
**[22:21] Momo**
Oh, dear! Even if I'm grown
up, I'm still a girl!
**[22:24] Momo**
I've got to watch how I talk.
**[22:26] Momo**
Now, let's try that again.
**[22:28] Momo**
Next time on *Fairy Princess Minky Momo*:
**[22:30] Momo**
"Drive, Super Rider!"
**[22:32] Momo**
I'm really going full speed!