E17 - A Love Attack in a Haunted House

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    Fairy Princess
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    A Love Attack in a Haunted House
[01:16] Momo
    "A Love Attack in a Haunted House."
[01:40] Girl
    Is someone there?
[01:49] Girl
    Was it just my imagination?
[01:53] Girl
    Guess I'll go to sleep.
[02:01] Girl
    Wh-What was that?
[02:25] Mama
    Here, dear. Something to cool off with.
[02:27] Papa
    Thank you, dear.
[02:29] Mama
    Has anything serious happened?
[02:32] Papa
    Another kidnapping.
[02:33] Papa
    It says this is the third.
[02:35] Mama
    The victims are all young women!
[02:38] Mama
    Goodness, I'll have to be careful!
[02:41] Papa
    About Momo?
[02:42] Papa
    Don't be silly! She's a child.
[02:45] Mama
    No, I mean me!
[02:47] Mama
    Well? Don't I look like a hip young lady?
[02:51] Papa
    Oh, well...
[02:52] Mama
    Go on! Just admit it!
[02:54] Momo
    Papa! Mama!
[02:58] Momo
    Morning.
[02:58] Papa
    Morning, Momo.
[02:59] Papa
    Oh? Heading out?
[03:02] Momo
    Yeah.
[03:02] Mama
    She's going on a drive with
    Kate next door and her friend.
[03:05] Momo
    Yeah, we're going to the lake.
[03:08] Papa
    Really? That sounds great.
[03:10] Papa
    Have fun.
[03:11] Momo
    Sure.
[03:12] Papa
    But be careful. Dangerous things are afoot!
[03:16] Momo
    Okay!
[03:18] Momo
    Oh, it's my ride.
[03:19] Momo
    See you later!
[03:20] Both
    Come back safe!
[03:25] Momo
    I'm here!
[03:26] Kate
    Morning, Momo.
[03:27] John
    Morning.
[03:29] John
    Hey, are those animals coming with us!
[03:31] Momo
    Of course! Let's go!
[03:33] Trio
    Let's go! Let's go!
[03:37] John
    Well, let's head out.
[03:38] Kate
    Sure!
[03:48] Momo
    And so we headed out on our drive!
[04:06] Pipil
    I wish I had a sweetheart!
[04:08] Mocha
    They're just showing off.
SIGN    I feel like they used us to go on a date.
[04:13] Momo
    It's okay.
[04:15] Momo
    They're having their fun,
    so we should have ours!
[04:19] Trio
    Yeah!
[04:27] Momo
    Is that fog?
[04:28] Momo
    It's like we're driving through a cloud!
[04:30] Momo
    How romantic!
[04:32] John
    It's harder when you're driving.
[04:34] John
    I can barely see anything.
[04:36] Kate
    Where are we actually going?
[04:38] John
    How should I know? Ask the fog!
[04:40] Kate
    Are you saying we're lost?
[04:43] John
    Seems like it.
[04:45] Momo
    What does she mean, lost?
[04:46] Sind
    It means we might not make it home.
[04:50] Momo
    Awesome!
[05:10] John
    That's a pretty old house.
[05:12] Kate
    Why did you bring us here?
[05:14] John
    I didn't come here on purpose.
[05:17] John
    I'll ask for directions.
[05:21] Kate
    Wait! I'm coming with you.
[05:25] Mocha
    Wow! They're holding hands, even here.
[05:28] Pipil
    I wish I had a sweetheart!
[05:31] Mocha
    That's all you ever say, Pipil.
[05:32] Momo
    Anyway, let's wait here while they get to it.
[05:39] John
    Excuse me!
[05:43] John
    Maybe no one's home?
[05:48] John
    It opened!
[05:49] Kate
    What do we do?
[05:50] John
    Let's go inside.
[05:52] Kate
    I'm kind of scared!
[05:53] John
    Don't worry. I'm here with you.
[06:02] John
    Is anyone here?
[06:09] Kate
    John, it's so creepy!
[06:11] Kate
    Let's head back!
[06:12] John
    Yeah, I guess it's abandoned.
[06:22] John
    No, it won't open!
[06:23] Kate
    What do we do?
[06:29] Kate
    What is that?
[06:30] John
    I don't know!
[06:40] John
    He looks familiar.
[06:41] Kate
    You know him?
[06:45] John
    I just remembered! It's Dracula!
[06:46] Kate
    No way!
[06:53] Momo
    What's taking them so long?
[06:55] Mocha
    Let's go check it out!
[06:56] Momo
    Good idea.
[07:03] John
    Kate! Kate!
[07:04] John
    Kate!
[07:05] Momo
    What's going on?
[07:07] Mocha
    Hurry!
[07:08] Pipil
    Let's hurry!
[07:09] John
    Open up! Open this door! Kate!
[07:11] Momo
    John! What's wrong?
[07:12] John
    It's Kate!
[07:13] John
    Dracula's got Kate!
[07:15] Momo
    Dracula?!
[07:17] John
    Let's call the police!
[07:19] Momo
    Wait!
[07:26] John
    Officer! Perfect timing!
[07:29] Cop
    What are you doing? You
    can't park your car here.
[07:34] John
    There's no time for that!
[07:37] Cop
    What is it? Something wrong?
[07:42] Cop
    This is the house of a famous scholar.
[07:46] Cop
    Fukir Horror.
[07:47] Cop
    He's a bit eccentric, but he's a great man.
[07:50] John
    But I saw Dracula!
[07:52] Cop
    Dracula? Don't be silly.
[07:54] Horror
    Yes?
[07:57] Horror
    Can I help you?
[07:59] Cop
    Well, this man says his lady friend
    entered the mansion and hasn't come out.
[08:05] Cop
    He even said he saw Dracula.
[08:08] Horror
    Dracula?
[08:10] Horror
    This isn't a haunted house, you know!
[08:13] Pipil
    What a weird old man!
[08:14] Momo
    Shh!
[08:15] John
    But he was here!
[08:17] John
    There was a coffin in the great hall!
[08:19] Horror
    Well, then...
[08:27] Cop
    See?
[08:29] John
    But I saw it!
[08:31] John
    Um...
[08:31] Cop
    No, sorry for the bother.
[08:33] Horror
    Just don't let it happen again.
[08:36] Horror
    Now, goodbye!
[08:40] John
    W-Wait!
[08:42] Cop
    C'mon, kid. You just had a bad dream.
[08:44] John
    It wasn't a dream! Dracula
    grabbed Kate inside this house!
[08:48] Cop
    You don't give up, do you?
[08:50] Cop
    Now move that car already.
[08:52] Cop
    It's pathetic!
[08:55] Momo
    What do we do, John?
[08:56] John
    Just you wait!
[08:58] John
    Sorry, Momo, but could you wait in the car?
[09:01] John
    I've got to save Kate, no matter what.
[09:03] Momo
    That's a man for you!
[09:06] Momo
    But can you do it alone?
[09:08] John
    Sorry, but you might just hold me back.
[09:14] Momo
    If you insist. Okay.
[09:16] John
    Wait here, then.
[09:17] Momo
    What will you do?
[09:18] John
    Find a place where I can sneak in!
[09:21] Pipil
    So cool! I underestimated him!
[09:24] Pipil
    Oh, to fight bravely to save your lady love!
[09:28] Mocha
    I could do that too.
[09:30] Sind
    You'd need a lady love first.
[09:37] John
    Okay. I'll get in this way!
[09:47] John
    I'll save you, Kate. Wait for me!
[09:56] Momo
    I can't just wait any longer.
[09:58] Momo
    Let's go in too.
[10:00] Sind
    But he'll turn you away at
    the door, looking like that.
[10:03] Momo
    That's true.
[10:04] Momo
    Sindbook, can you think
    of a good job for this?
[10:06] Sind
    Let's see...
[10:09] Sind
    What about a TV newscaster?
[10:12] Momo
    Okay! We'll go with that!
[10:22] Momo
    "Pipiruma Pipiruma Puririnpa!
[10:24] Momo
    Papareho Papareho Doriminpa!"
[10:26] Momo
    Become a newscaster with an adult touch!
[11:02] Momo
    What do you think?
[11:03] Pipil
    You're perfect, Momo!
[11:05] Sind
    That looks about right.
[11:06] Momo
    So cool!
[11:08] Momo
    Thanks, friends.
[11:10] Momo
    Let's get going for a
    Momo surprise interview!
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    Fairy Princess
[11:12] sign
    Minky Momo
[11:22] Horror
    Who is it?
[11:23] Horror
    I'm busy, you know!
[11:25] Momo
    Close-up!
[11:28] Horror
    Wh-Who are you?!
[11:29] Momo
    Hi! I'm from Somewhere TV's Wi-Wi-Wide 
    Show, interviewing stars at their home!
[11:35] Horror
    What? I'm a star?
[11:36] Momo
    You are!
[11:38] Momo
    You're one of the most famous
    scholars of our city!
[11:41] Momo
    What could you be but a star?
[11:44] Horror
    Really? I'm a star!
[11:46] Momo
    I'd just love to interview you!
[11:51] Horror
    Stare.
[11:53] Momo
    Stand.
[11:57] Horror
    Okay, you're actually quite attractive.
[12:01] Momo
    My name's Minky Momo.
[12:03] Momo
    I appreciate your cooperation.
[12:04] Horror
    Come on in, then!
[12:06] Momo
    Right.
[12:07] Momo
    I'm coming in!
[12:08] Horror
    Come on in!
[12:11] Horror
    What's with the animals?
[12:13] Momo
    Those are my assistants.
[12:15] Horror
    Assistants? These animals?
[12:18] Momo
    Yes.
[12:19] Momo
    The Wide Show needs a little pizazz 
    to get ratings these days.
[12:23] Momo
    They're part of my plan to
    spice up the show with animals!
[12:25] Horror
    Show? Well, all right.
[12:32] Momo
    It's all very fine!
[12:34] Horror
    I bought it all with loans.
[12:36] Horror
    It's based on a style my
    nobleman grandfather liked.
[12:41] Horror
    Have you got enough? We'll
    move to the second floor.
[12:42] Momo
    Wait just a minute.
[12:44] Momo
    What's down there?
[12:45] Horror
    Y-You can't go down there!
[12:47] Momo
    Why? Wherefore? For what reason?
[12:49] Horror
    W-Well, it's kind of a laboratory.
[12:51] Horror
    I do secret research there.
[12:54] Momo
    Secret?
[12:55] Momo
    I love secrets!
[12:56] Momo
    This is where a newscaster shines!
[12:59] Horror
    Hey! Wait!
[13:01] Momo
    Let's go!
[13:03] Horror
    What is wrong with you?!
[13:07] Horror
    Wait!
[13:14] Momo
    Hey, Professor, what are you researching?
[13:17] Horror
    Ways to bring the dead back to life!
[13:21] Momo
    I love it!
[13:23] Momo
    Why would you keep that a secret, though?
[13:26] Horror
    Hey, do you understand what I said?
[13:28] Momo
    Why wouldn't I?
[13:29] Mocha
    What's this?
[13:29] Horror
    Hey! Don't touch that!
[13:34] Horror
    No, no! Don't look!
[13:37] Momo
    I see it all!
[13:38] Momo
    It's too late to hide it now, Professor!
[13:41] Momo
    Let me see inside!
[13:43] Horror
    You've seen it now...
[13:53] Momo
    Kate!
[13:54] Pipil
    Momo! There's a girl here too!
[13:56] Mocha
    And here!
[13:57] Sind
    And here!
[13:59] Horror
    Don't touch my lab rats!
[14:00] Momo
    Lab rats?!
[14:02] Horror
    Yes!
[14:03] Horror
    I worked very hard to collect them!
[14:07] Momo
    I see!
[14:08] Momo
    So you're the one behind
    the serial kidnappings!
[14:11] Horror
    That's right!
[14:14] Momo
    Why are you doing this, Professor?
[14:15] Horror
    I want a wife!
[14:17] Momo
    What was that? I couldn't hear you!
[14:18] Horror
    I've got fortune and fame and
    a fine life as a scholar!
[14:23] Horror
    But I'm lacking one thing!
[14:25] Horror
    A wife!
[14:27] Trio
    A wife?
[14:30] Horror
    One day, I made up my mind!
[14:31] Horror
    I'd make my own wife!
[14:33] Horror
    This girl's striking eyes!
[14:35] Horror
    This girl's ample bosom!
[14:36] Horror
    This girl's slender legs!
[14:38] Horror
    I'll collect data on all
    of their best features,
[14:41] Horror
    combine it all in a computer,
[14:43] Horror
    and make a perfect wife to my tastes!
[14:46] Momo
    Goodness!
[14:47] Horror
    But...
[14:51] Horror
    Now I've changed my mind! Look at this!
[14:56] Horror
    This is my perfect wife!
[14:59] Momo
    What?!
[15:00] Pipil
    It looks just like Momo!
[15:02] Horror
    Please, please be my wife!
[15:05] Momo
    Th-This is all a bit sudden...
[15:08] Horror
    Marry me!
[15:10] Momo
    Marry you? Well, it's a very
    appealing offer, but...
[15:14] Horror
    You won't do it, will you?
[15:16] Horror
    I've failed again!
[15:18] Momo
    I didn't actually say no yet!
[15:21] Horror
    Silence!
[15:22] Horror
    I've had enough experience
    to know what that look means.
[15:25] Horror
    You're going to turn me down!
[15:27] Momo
    Well, I suppose I am.
[15:29] Momo
    Sorry, mister.
[15:30] Horror
    See?
[15:31] Horror
    Then I'll just have to keep you here.
[15:37] Horror
    Come forth, my servants of hell!
[15:40] Momo
    Looks like we're in for it now.
[15:46] Mummy
    I wake.
[15:52] Horror
    Now, get ready!
[15:56] Momo
    Get ready for what?
[15:58] Horror
    What, aren't you scared?
[16:00] Momo
    Not a bit!
[16:01] Horror
    Why not?
[16:03] Momo
    Because they're my friends!
[16:05] Horror
    Your friends?!
[16:09] King
    La-dee-da, la-dee-da!
[16:10] King
    They're all our countrymen!
[16:12] Queen
    How curious.
[16:14] Queen
    Shouldn't they all still be asleep?
[16:16] King
    La-dee-da. They should!
[16:18] King
    Let me have a look...
[16:22] King
    Oh, oh, oh!
[16:23] King
    They're all still here!
[16:25] King
    Which means those ones are...
[16:30] Momo
    Hey, remember how we used to play together?
[16:35] Momo
    You're Dracula, right?
[16:37] Momo
    Dracky-baby.
[16:38] Dracula
    Dracky-baby?
[16:39] Momo
    And you're Mi-Mi, right?
[16:41] Momo
    And you're Frankie.
[16:43] Frank
    Frankie?
[16:44] Momo
    You know, the naughty-boy
    trio of Fenarinarsa!
[16:48] Horror
    What in the world are you talking about?
[16:51] Dracula
    You ever met her?
[16:53] Mummy
    Nah.
[16:53] Franky
    But she seems to know us...
[16:55] Mummy
    Now that you mention it...
[16:56] Franky
    I mean...
[16:57] Franky
    I guess we used to play together.
[16:58] Horror
    Impossible! I made you myself a month ago,
[17:02] Horror
    based on old legends!
[17:04] Horror
    You can't possibly know her!
[17:07] Momo
    Then I'll prove it with a video cassette.
[17:09] Momo
    Could I borrow your player?
[17:10] Momo
    Take it.
[17:12] Mocha
    There!
[17:20] Dracula
    Hey, that's me.
[17:21] Dracula
    And me.
[17:21] Dracula
    And me.
[17:24] Momo
    See? That's their homeland, Fenarinarsa.
[17:27] Horror
    Impossible!
[17:29] Horror
    It's made up! Get her already!
[17:32] Mummy
    What do we do?
[17:33] Frank
    It's important to be nice
    to your old friends...
[17:37] Frank
    Agreed.
[17:37] Frank
    Yeah.
[17:39] Horror
    Hey! Are you turning on me?!
[17:45] Horror
    Don't touch me! Stay back!
[17:47] Horror
    Oh, oh dear...
[17:52] Horror
    You've forced my hand, then!
[17:54] Horror
    Behold, my ace in the hole!
[17:58] Momo
    What's going on?
[18:02] Horror
    See?
[18:03] Horror
    It's my jigsaw puzzle combining robot!
[18:05] Horror
    Just watch!
[18:14] Horror
    You see how cool he is?
[18:17] Momo
    What an antique.
[18:18] Momo
    Can that thing even move?
[18:20] Horror
    What'd you say?
[18:21] Horror
    Of course it can move!
[18:23] Horror
    I invented it personally!
[18:25] Horror
    Just watch!
[18:30] Horror
    H-Hey! What are you doing?
[18:32] Mocha
    Here!
[18:33] Horror
    There!
[18:33] Mocha
    Here!
[18:34] Horror
    There!
[18:38] Mocha
    Here! Here! Here!
[18:38] Horror
    Stop that!
[18:42] Horror
    Oh, the switch flew out!
[19:06] Sind
    Goodness, what a pain!
[19:09] John
    Kate! Where's Kate?
[19:11] Kate
    I'm here!
[19:12] John
    Kate!
[19:13] John
    Kate!
[19:14] Kate
    John!
[19:14] John
    I'm so glad you're safe.
[19:16] Kate
    You really came to save me?
[19:18] John
    W-Well, kind of...
[19:20] Kate
    You're so strong!
[19:27] Girl
    Where are we?
[19:28] Girl
    What happened to us?
[19:30] Girl
    What's going on?
[19:31] Momo
    I'm so glad you're all safe!
[19:33] Momo
    But what happened to
    Professor What's-His-Name?
[19:37] Horror
    I-I'm here.
[19:39] Horror
    But it's all destroyed!
[19:40] Horror
    All my fortune and fame up in smoke!
[19:43] Horror
    I won't aim so high anymore.
[19:45] Horror
    I'll take anyone.
[19:46] Horror
    Would one of you like to be my wife?
[19:50] Girl
    Won't aim so high?
[19:51] Girl
    You'll take anyone?
[19:52] Girl
    What's that supposed to mean?
[19:54] Girl
    I can't stand it!
[19:55] Horror
    I'm sorry! Forgive me!
[20:04] Horror
    I don't need a wife!
[20:07] Momo
    I almost feel sorry for him.
[20:10] Momo
    But at least the case is solved!
[20:37] King
    C'mon, aces! C'mon, aces! All aces!
[20:40] King
    We drew an ace!
[20:46] King
    Yeah, it's a ruby!
[20:48] King
    The birthstone of July!
[20:50] King
    Momo worked so hard!
[20:51] King
    The fourth round is complete!
[20:54] Queen
    We're still only one-third of the way there.
[20:56] Queen
    Eight happy tears remain.
[20:58] Queen
    And who knows what troubles
    await us on the way?
[21:00] King
    La-dee-da, let it work itself out!
[21:03] Queen
    You always fall back on that
    "la-dee-da" nonsense...
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[22:08] Momo
    Summer! The ocean! The sun!
[22:11] Momo
    Now, do you prefer a bikini or a one-piece?
[22:14] Momo
    Swimming, swimming!
[22:15] Momo
    I'll model, I'll swim, I'll dive!
[22:17] Momo
    And we're after a tropical seas treasure!
[22:20] Momo
    Jaws is a guest star, too!
[22:22] Momo
    Next time on Fairy Princess Minky Momo:
[22:24] Momo
    "The Treasure of the Tropical Island."
[22:26] Momo
    And a shocking secret of the
    treasure will be revealed!
[22:29] Momo
    Make sure you don't reveal
    the ending to anyone!
[22:33] Momo
    Just kidding.