E16 - Cinderella Panic

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[00:06] Sign
    Fairy Princess
[00:06] Sign
    Minky Momo
[01:36] Narrator
    Long, long ago...
[01:38] Narrator
    In a "long, long ago" recent enough that
    it could very well seem like tomorrow...
[01:43] Narrator
    In a universe over there, in an Earth
    over there, in a city over there,
[01:47] Narrator
    there lived a girl.
[01:50] Narrator
    She looked like a completely normal
    girl of the kind you'd find anywhere.
[01:54] Narrator
    The one difference was...
[01:56] Narrator
    The girl could use magic to
    transform into a grown-up!
[02:00] Narrator
    They called her Minky Momo.
SIGN    Cinderella Panic
[02:07] Momo
    "Cinderella Panic."
[02:23] Papa
    You look beautiful, dear.
[02:25] Mama
    And you're a true dandy, dear.
[02:28] Mama
    Dear...
[02:29] Mama
    Dear...
[02:33] Chamo
    Oh, they're at it again.
SIGN    They never cool off, do they?
SIGN    But they somehow seem even  more intense than usual!
SIGN    Yeah.
SIGN    Papa, Mama, what's up?
SIGN    What are you all dolled up for?
[02:48] Papa
    We've been invited to a welcome party for
    the prince of the nation of Wherezit!
[02:52] Papa
    The prince of the nation of Wherezit?
[02:55] Papa
    You didn't know? The prince of the nation
    of Wherezit is in town right now!
[03:00] Momo
    I had no idea.
[03:01] Momo
    But now that I know, I
    can't just stand around!
[03:04] Momo
    I gotta get dressed up too!
[03:06] Papa
    Ah, Momo.
[03:07] Papa
    This is a serious grown-up party.
[03:11] Papa
    We'll be staying out quite late.
[03:13] Papa
    So...
[03:15] Papa
    So...?
[03:16] Papa
    Bye, Momo!
[03:18] Papa
    Watch the house, would you?
[03:20] Trio
    Have a good time!
[03:23] Momo
    Shucks. Stuck at home, huh?
[03:26] Momo
    "And then Cinderella danced
    with the prince..."
[03:32] Momo
    A picture book's not the same!
[03:34] Momo
    What do you think the party's like?
[03:39] Chamo
    Beautiful music...
[03:42] Lupi
    Extravagant dresses...
SIGN    And more food than you could ever eat...
[03:50] Momo
    You think there's cake, too?
[03:52] Lupi
    Oh, of course!
[03:54] Lupi
    And it's so sweet and delicious, it
    would make your cheeks melt away!
[03:57] Momo
    My cheeks do need a diet!
[03:59] Chamo
    Momo, in that case...
[04:01] Momo
    Yeah! It's time to get moving!
[04:09] King
    Lucky, lucky!
[04:11] King
    I wanna go too, la-dee-da.
[04:13] Queen
    Yes... the new year's
    party at Otohime's Palace.
[04:17] Queen
    That was the last party we went to.
[04:19] King
    The sea bream and the flounder
    danced in celebration...
[04:21] King
    I danced with them!
[04:23] Queen
    Momo is working hard right now.
[04:26] Queen
    I'm sure that someday, Marinarsa
    will rise up from the sea floor,
[04:30] Queen
    and we'll be able to hold
    parties every day again.
[04:33] Queen
    Right, darling?
[04:34] King
    Dan-dan-dan! La-dee-da!
    Dan-dan-dan! La-dee-da!
[04:39] Momo
    I'm coming in!
[04:44] Momo
    Wow!
[04:45] Momo
    This is the real deal.
[04:46] Man
    Hold it!
[04:48] Man
    And just who are you?
[04:50] Momo
    Oh, don't worry about that.
[04:52] Momo
    I'm just dropping in at the party.
[04:53] Man
    No, no! This isn't an amusement park.
[04:56] Man
    Go on. Go home, child!
[05:01] Momo
    Sheesh...
[05:03] Chamo
    What's the deal? We can't
    party if they don't let us in!
[05:08] Momo
    But if children can't go in, I
    just have to become a grown-up!
[05:13] Momo
    Parariru Parariru Doririnpa!
[05:16] Momo
    Tiaran Tianan Maririnpa!
[05:19] Momo
    Since it's a party, become
    Cinderella with a Minky touch!
[05:50] Momo
    How do I look?
[05:51] Lupi
    Lovely! You look perfect from any angle!
SIGN    A total 180 from your usual look.
[05:57] Chamo
    Yeah, yeah!
[05:58] Momo
    Why, you...
[05:59] Momo
    Now, let's go, everyone!
[06:02] Both
    Okay...
[06:04] Momo
    Pardon me.
[06:05] Man
    Hold it right there.
[06:07] Man
    And what do you want?
[06:10] Momo
    Can't you tell from my outfit?
[06:13] Momo
    I'm clearly going to the party.
[06:15] Man
    That's very true.
[06:17] Man
    But I fear I must ask to see your invitation.
[06:20] Momo
    Huh? Invitation.
[06:22] Man
    Yes. Your invitation.
[06:24] Man
    We cannot allow anyone to
    enter without an invitation.
[06:31] Lupi
    So I suppose we can't go in the front way.
[06:34] Momo
    It's okie-dokie.
[06:35] Momo
    There's got to be a back entrance!
[06:38] Momo
    There, a back entrance!
[06:41] Momo
    See?
[06:50] Leon
    Help me! Help!
[06:53] Lupi
    Oh, no! It must be a kidnapping!
[06:56] Momo
    Okay...
[06:59] Momo
    Chant abridged!
[07:01] Momo
    Keep my appearance the same,
    but become a fighting champion!
[07:05] Momo
    Stop that right now!
[07:14] Momo
    What are grown men doing,
    ganging up on a child?
[07:18] Man
    Obviously, we're getting
    him to attend the party.
[07:21] Momo
    The party?
[07:23] Leon
    No way!
[07:23] Man
    C'mon, don't be so headstrong.
[07:26] Man
    Just come along!
[07:28] Lupi
    What's going on?
[07:31] Lupi
    Momo!
[07:34] Momo
    What are you doing?
[07:36] Man
    Your Highness!
[07:37] Man
    Are you all right?
[07:39] Man
    Were you hurt, Your Highness?
[07:40] Momo
    Highness?
[07:42] Butler
    Yes.
[07:44] Butler
    This boy is Leonheim, Prince of Wherezit.
[07:50] Leon
    Hey, I've changed my mind.
[07:52] Leon
    I'm going to the party.
[07:54] Butler
    Are you really?
[07:56] Leon
    Yes. But on one condition...
[07:59] Butler
    What condition would that be?
[08:03] Leon
    I like this girl! Make her my new governess!
[08:16] Butler
    Needless to say, Prince Leon is the
    prince of the nation of Wherezit.
[08:20] Butler
    Still, just because he likes someone doesn't
    mean we can make them his governess.
[08:26] Momo
    Understandable.
[08:27] Butler
    Having served the Wherezit
    Royal Family for fifty years,
[08:29] Butler
    I, Wilhelm Roserius, will
    judge your suitability!
[08:33] Momo
    R-Right...
[08:35] Butler
    And let me warn you, my standards for a
    governess are even higher than for a wife.
[08:39] Butler
    Far, far higher!
[08:42] Butler
    You must excel in childcare skills,
    academic history, and breeding.
[08:45] Momo
    Okay, I get it.
[08:47] Butler
    Then let me start by asking your name.
[08:51] Momo
    My name is Minky Mo—
[08:55] Momo
    I fear I cannot give my name
    to someone I've only just met.
[08:59] Butler
    You pass.
[09:02] Butler
    Someone who would give their
    name trivially to a stranger is
[09:06] Butler
    unfit to be the prince's governess!
[09:08] Butler
    You pass.
[09:10] Momo
    Um... but... I don't really
    wanna be a governess...
[09:16] Butler
    You pass!
[09:17] Butler
    Such grace and reserved demeanor...
[09:20] Butler
    You're an ideal governess!
[09:22] Butler
    You pass! You pass!
[09:29] Leon
    Congratulations! You did it!
[09:31] Momo
    You're not listening! I told you,
    I don't wanna be a governess!
[09:38] Butler
    Please, at least try. You're our 100th one!
[09:42] Momo
    Your 100th what?
[09:43] Butler
    Governess for Prince Leon!
[09:46] Momo
    What happened to the other 99?
[09:48] Butler
    They all ran away!
[09:50] Momo
    Why?
[09:50] Butler
    Frogs and snakes leap from your bag!
[09:54] Butler
    You open the door and a bucket
    of water falls on you!
[09:57] Butler
    You sit in a chair and a bomb goes off!
[10:01] Leon
    They're not bombs! They're firecrackers!
[10:04] Butler
    If you put fifty together,
    they're bomb enough for me!
[10:08] Momo
    This is ridiculous!
[10:09] Momo
    I can't handle this!
[10:10] Butler
    There's more to it than that!
[10:12] Butler
    Enough already!
[10:14] Butler
    There's an assassin trying
    to kill the prince.
[10:16] Butler
    I believe they've infiltrated the party!
[10:19] Momo
    An assassin?
[10:20] Butler
    Yes. So a strong governess like you would
    be a huge help! Two birds with one stone!
[10:26] Momo
    That's even more absurd!
[10:28] Leon
    Butler!
[10:29] Leon
    If that woman becomes my governess,
    I'll do anything you tell me!
[10:32] Butler
    Don't let her escape! After her!
[10:36] Momo
    Why should I be governess to some child?!
[10:38] Butler
    Ma'am! Please wait, ma'am!
[10:42] Momo
    Oh, no!
[10:43] Butler
    Ma'am!
[10:55] Man
    There!
[10:59] Momo
    Hello!
[11:00] Man
    Oh, it's just a kid.
[11:03] Man
    Hey, child.
[11:04] Man
    Did you see a young woman come this way?
[11:07] Momo
    Yes, I did!
[11:09] Momo
    A curvy, elegant, cute, beautiful lady,
    like the kind of woman I might be someday?
[11:16] Leon
    Excuse me. An ugly duckling like you
    could never grow into a beauty like her!
[11:22] Momo
    What was that?!
[11:24] Butler
    Now, now.
[11:25] Butler
    Where did the lady go, then?
[11:27] Momo
    Um... that way, I guess?
[11:29] Butler
    Okay. After her, everyone!
SIGN    Good grief.
[11:42] Chamo
    I wonder where the party is.
[11:44] Momo
    The place is so big, I
    can't tell my way around.
[11:56] Momo
    Stubborn jerks.
[11:59] Rein
    Playing hide and seek?
[12:01] Momo
    Oh, er... well...
[12:03] Momo
    We came for the party and got lost.
[12:05] Rein
    Really?
[12:06] Rein
    Come with me. I'll show you around.
[12:08] Momo
    S-Sure!
[12:10] Sign
    Fairy Princess
[12:10] Sign
    Minky Momo
[12:15] Sign
    Fairy Princess
[12:15] Sign
    Minky Momo
[12:16] Sign
    Fairy Princess
[12:16] Sign
    Minky Momo
[12:23] Momo
    Yes! So this is the party!
[12:29] Rein
    I'd love to show you around,
    but I have things to get to.
[12:33] Rein
    I'm afraid this is goodbye. See you!
[12:40] Lupi
    Momo! Look at that!
[12:46] Momo
    I'm so hungry!
[12:47] Chamo
    So am I!
SIGN    Me, too!
[12:50] Momo
    Look at it all! I don't even
    know what to eat first!
[12:54] Papa
    This way, dear.
[12:57] Papa
    Look, dear! Doesn't it all look delicious?
[13:00] Mama
    It really does!
[13:01] Mama
    What would Momo say if she saw it?
[13:03] Papa
    Probably "I don't know what to eat first!"
[13:07] Momo
    He got me.
[13:08] Mama
    These look good, too!
[13:10] Papa
    Delicious! And this one...
[13:13] Mama
    Oh, this is great!
[13:15] Momo
    I can't take it anymore.
[13:17] Momo
    Okay...
[13:22] Papa
    Eh?
[13:23] Papa
    We did leave Momo at home, didn't we?
[13:26] Mama
    Of course we did!
[13:28] Mama
    Oh, this is wonderful!
[13:32] Papa
    Yeah, of course she's not here.
[13:34] Momo
    And-a-one! And-a-two!
[13:40] Mama
    Look, cake! They all look delicious!
[13:43] Momo
    Cake?!
[13:47] Mama
    Help yourself. You can go first.
[13:49] Momo
    Really? That's such a sweet offer...
[13:52] Momo
    So I'll have some sweet cake.
[13:53] Man
    We found the governess!
[13:56] Momo
    Oh, no!
[13:58] Momo
    Ma'am!
[14:00] Momo
    Darn it, I wanted cake!
[14:03] Momo
    Ma'am!
[14:08] Trio
    Momo!
[14:09] Lupi
    Are you okay?
[14:10] Momo
    This is less like a party
    and more like a track meet.
[14:14] Cook
    Should we take a break somewhere?
[14:17] Chamo
    But where?
[14:19] Lupi
    I see just the place!
[14:20] Lupi
    Let's have a relaxing time on the water!
[14:31] Momo
    Cookbook! Are you okay?
[14:35] Cook
    I think so...
[14:38] Momo
    We should be okie-dokie here, right?
[14:41] Lupi
    I think we might not be!
[14:43] Momo
    What?
[15:02] Momo
    Is there some kind of event here?
[15:04] Mama
    The prince invited us to
    a tea party on his yacht.
[15:08] Momo
    The prince?
[15:09] Momo
    That's not good...
[15:10] Butler
    Ma'am!
[15:13] Butler
    Ma'am!
[15:14] Momo
    Not good!
[15:15] Momo
    Gotta run!
[15:17] Butler
    Ma'am!
[15:19] Butler
    Ma'am!
[15:21] Momo
    Hello!
[15:23] Leon
    Not you again!
[15:24] Leon
    Hey, have you seen that lady?
[15:25] Momo
    Non, non! No one's been here.
[15:28] Butler
    That can't be true. I saw her!
[15:31] Butler
    She's on this ship for sure!
[15:33] Butler
    Search, everyone!
[15:35] Man
    Let's see...
[15:40] Mama
    What's that all about?
[15:42] Papa
    No idea.
[15:44] Man
    She's not here either, Highness.
[15:47] Man
    Maybe over there?
[15:48] Cap
    Your Highness? Is the
    prince on board already?
[15:52] Cap
    I suppose I'll take us out.
[15:54] Cap
    Setting out! Activate engines!
[15:58] Momo
    Sheesh, they're so persistent.
SIGN    But now your parents and the  prince are all on the boat.
[16:05] Chamo
    Which means...
[16:06] Lupi
    Nothing left to worry about!
[16:09] Momo
    I get to enjoy the party!
[16:12] Man
    Hey, we set the bombs.
[16:13] Man
    Yeah. In one hour, when the tea
    party's in full swing, boom!
[16:18] Momo
    Boom?!
[16:20] Men
    Who's there?
[16:24] Men
    Get back here!
[16:30] Men
    You heard us, didn't you?
[16:32] Momo
    Nope, nope! I didn't hear anything!
[16:34] Man
    Then why did you say "boom"?
SIGN    Momo. That's the guy who stepped on me!
[16:42] Momo
    The guy from the boat!
[16:43] Man
    Now that you know, I can't let you live.
[16:48] Man
    Who's there?!
[16:51] Man
    Curse you!
[16:58] Momo
    Wow!
[16:59] Rein
    Are you all right?
[17:01] Momo
    Yes...
[17:01] Man
    Your Highness! What's going on?
[17:04] Rein
    These are the men trying to kill me.
[17:07] Momo
    "Your Highness"? Who's Prince Leon, then?
[17:10] Rein
    Oh, you know Leon?
[17:12] Rein
    I'm Leon's brother, Reinhardt.
[17:14] Momo
    His brother?
[17:16] Momo
    That's right... the boat!
    The boat is in danger!
[17:27] Man
    No one got off the boat except that one girl.
[17:30] Butler
    Strange. I couldn't find her anywhere.
[17:39] Momo
    What are you going to do?
[17:41] Rein
    I have to remove the bomb's timer somehow.
[17:44] Momo
    I'll go with you!
[17:45] Rein
    You?!
[17:46] Momo
    N-No, not me...
[17:48] Momo
    A bomb disposal expert I
    know who was at the party.
[17:52] Momo
    I'll go call her!
[17:56] Momo
    And-a-one! And-a-two!
[18:00] Momo
    Sorry for the wait.
[18:01] Momo
    I heard the whole story!
[18:03] Momo
    Leave this to me.
[18:04] Momo
    I'm a bomb disposal professional.
[18:07] Momo
    I can disarm any bomb, lickety-split!
[18:11] Rein
    Thanks.
[18:16] Momo
    May I ask you a question?
[18:17] Rein
    Sure.
[18:18] Momo
    Why are they trying to kill you?
[18:20] Rein
    Someone thinks that if they get rid of me,
[18:23] Rein
    Wherezit will be theirs for the taking.
[18:25] Momo
    It must be hard being a prince.
[18:29] King
    I used to be a prince myself.
[18:32] King
    I understand your pain so well!
[18:35] Queen
    I don't understand your pain, but
    I understand Momo's very well!
[18:39] King
    Dee-da?!
[18:40] Queen
    Look, they're on the ship!
[18:47] Momo
    This is where they'd set the bomb.
[18:51] Momo
    There it is!
[18:52] Momo
    Under there.
[18:54] Rein
    Can you get it?
[18:55] Momo
    It's not easy to reach...
[19:01] Papa
    Isn't it wonderful?
[19:02] Mama
    Yes, it's like a honeymoon.
[19:09] Momo
    Got it!
[19:12] Momo
    There's only 25 seconds left!
[19:14] Momo
    We won't make it!
[19:22] Momo
    Clear the way, all!
[19:46] Leon
    I did it!
[19:48] Momo
    You little brat!
[19:50] Leon
    Hey! What are you doing?!
[19:51] Momo
    Do you understand how much
    you've put me through?
[19:57] Leon
    I'm sorry! I was bad!
    I'll be good from now on!
[20:04] Momo
    Glad to hear it.
[20:07] Leon
    I'm not gonna turn good just like that!
[20:26] Queen
    Thank goodness everyone's safe.
[20:28] King
    But I want to dance, too...
[20:30] King
    Your hand, milady.
[20:32] Queen
    My!
[20:33] King
    Hup!
[20:45] Leon
    No fair, Big Brother!
[20:46] Leon
    I saw her first!
[20:51] Lupi
    Oh! Her parents are heading home!
[20:55] Rein
    You haven't told me your name.
[20:57] Momo
    Oh, well, it's...
[21:03] Momo
    Oh, it's Cinderella!
[21:04] Momo
    So long!
[21:06] Rein
    Cinderella?
[21:07] Rein
    Wait!
[21:20] Lupi
    Momo, hurry!
[21:30] Rein
    Cinderella...
[21:33] Rein
    I won't let you remain a fairy tale.
[21:42] Mama
    Coming!
[21:43] Butler
    We're looking for the woman
    who fits this slipper.
[21:47] Papa
    Is it some kind of contest?
[21:50] Papa
    Dear, try it on!
[21:51] Mama
    Okay!
[21:56] Butler
    You pass!
[21:59] Butler
    You're Prince Reinhardt's ideal bride!
[22:04] Papa
    W-Wait a minute, now!
[22:06] Papa
    This woman here is my wife!
    She can't be his bride!
[22:09] Papa
    We have a child, too!
[22:10] Papa
    Come here a minute, Momo!
[22:13] Momo
    I met them both at age 12 and 18...
[22:16] Momo
    They'll know I snuck in if I go out.
SIGN    Don't ask me.
SIGN    Or me.
SIGN    In that case...
[22:24] Trio
    Let it work itself out, la-dee-da!
[22:26] Trio
    Run!
[22:28] Papa
    Momo!
[22:29] Butler
    You pass! You pass!
[22:31] Mama
    Where's the other slipper?
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:10] Momo
    It's winter. It's cold!
[24:12] Momo
    On a day like this, you want
    a warm and toasty love story!
[24:15] Momo
    Next time on Fairy Princess Minky Momo:
[24:17] Momo
    "Triangle Festival."
[24:19] Momo
    In the snow sculptures of a snow
    festival, an eternal love is revived!
[24:23] Momo
    Um... what? Is that the whole preview?
[24:26] Momo
    What's that? Love doesn't need words?
[24:29] Momo
    I see...
[24:30] Momo
    I think we're just slacking
    on the previews, here!
SIGN    Triangle Festival
[24:33] Momo
    Right?