E10 - The Big Highway Chase

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    Fairy Princess
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    The Big Highway Chase
[01:17] Momo
    "The Big Highway Chase."
[01:27] Mama
    What will we do, Papa?
[01:30] Papa
    What should we do?
[01:32] Mama
    She's such an outsider, but we
    can't just not talk to her...
[01:37] Papa
    Yeah, we really need to do something.
[01:41] Mama
    Dear, you just have to tell her!
[01:45] Papa
    You want me to do it?
[01:46] Papa
    Isn't this your job, dear?
[01:48] Mama
    Don't say that, dear!
[01:49] Mama
    I'm asking you!
[01:52] Mocha
    An outsider?
[01:53] Mocha
    Need to do something?
[01:54] Mocha
    Tell her?
[01:55] Mocha
    It can't be!
[01:57] Mocha
    Emergency! Emergency!
[01:59] Mocha
    It's a big emergency!
SIGN    What was that all about?
[02:07] Momo
    What is it, Mocha?
[02:09] Mocha
    Papa and Mama want to kick us out!
SIGN    What?!
[02:14] Pipil
    Oh, Momo, what will we do?!
[02:16] Momo
    That's strange!
[02:17] Momo
    Did my magic stop working?
[02:27] Mama
    We'd never throw our darling child out.
[02:30] Papa
    We weren't talking about
    you guys leaving, Momo.
[02:33] Momo
    Thank goodness.
[02:34] Pipil
    Of course.
[02:34] Pipil
    They'd never kick out a beauty like me!
[02:37] Pipil
    It all stands to reason.
SIGN    Why did you jump to such a silly conclusion?
[02:41] Mocha
    You don't have to be so hard on me!
[02:44] Both
    You absolute goofball!
[02:45] Papa
    We're organizing the neighborhood
    bus trip, you know?
[02:49] Mama
    We've invited everyone in the neighborhood,
[02:52] Mama
    except for Madame Sarah.
[02:55] Papa
    It's so hard to talk to her.
[02:57] Papa
    She's so stingy and nasty.
[02:59] Momo
    If you're struggling with 
    her, she must be pretty bad!
[03:04] Momo
    In that case, I'll talk to her for you!
[03:07] Papa
    You can't let you do our dirty work.
[03:10] Papa
    Right, Mama?
[03:10] Mama
    Actually, I'd really like that.
[03:19] Pipil
    Look at that huge house she lives in!
[03:22] Momo
    It's a little creepy, though.
[03:26] Momo
    What kind of woman could she be?
SIGN    They said she was a nasty lady...
SIGN    So probably like that.
[03:39] Pipil
    It seems so dangerous!
[03:41] Pipil
    That's no place for beautiful
    girls like us, Momo!
[03:44] Momo
    Mocha, Sindbook.
[03:45] Momo
    Why don't you scout the place out for us?
SIGN    Why do I have to handle this nonsense?
[03:57] Mocha
    We're doing it in the name
    of truth and justice!
SIGN    Oh, please.
[04:00] Mocha
    Still...
[04:02] Mocha
    It really is creepy in every possible way!
[04:10] Both
    Monster!
[04:15] Mocha
    Ook, ook, ook!
[04:21] Mocha
    Ow, ow!
[04:25] Mocha
    Oh, it's just a falling apple!
SIGN    You little space case.
[04:37] Mocha
    No! No!
[04:38] Sarah
    Hold it, you two!
[04:41] Mocha
    Help us!
[04:43] Sarah
    Even if you're just a kid, peeping
    into other people's houses
[04:47] Sarah
    is a gateway to burglary!
[04:48] Momo
    We weren't!
[04:50] Momo
    We came to invite you on
    the neighborhood bus trip.
[04:53] Sarah
    Bus trip?
[04:55] Sarah
    A free bus trip, I'm sure?
SIGN    What a ridiculous joke!
[05:01] Sarah
    I'd go if it were free.
[05:03] Sarah
    If it costs money, I'd be
    better off sleeping in.
[05:06] Mocha
    You really are stingy!
[05:07] Mocha
    Even though you live in this big house...
[05:12] Sarah
    Even stealing colds off me, eh?
[05:15] Sarah
    Here, I'll dry you off.
[05:17] Sarah
    Just lie there.
[05:20] Mocha
    What the...
SIGN    A lawnmower?!
[05:27] Sarah
    Once I cut your fur off,
    you'll be dry in no time!
[05:35] Sarah
    Get back here!
[05:39] Sarah
    No need to be shy, now! C'mon!
[05:48] Momo
    Madame Sarah declined to participate.
[05:51] Momo
    But when the day of the bus trip arrived...
[05:55] Mama
    Papa, which should I wear?
[05:58] Papa
    You've been thinking since yesterday,
    and you still haven't decided?
[06:01] Mama
    I just haven't been out with you in so long!
[06:04] Mama
    I want to look good!
[06:08] Papa
    That's true. Our honeymoon was
    the last time, right, dear?
[06:11] Mama
    Dear...
[06:16] Papa
    Dear...
[06:20] Mama
    Oh, dear!
[06:21] Mama
    Coming, coming!
[06:24] Mama
    Ow!
[06:26] Papa
    D-Dear!
[06:29] Papa
    Dear! A-Are you all right?
[06:31] Mama
    I think I twisted my ankle.
[06:36] Papa
    What? Zoo? Emergency?
[06:40] Papa
    The lion's got a stomachache?
[06:42] Papa
    I'm on my way.
[06:47] Momo
    And so... Papa and Mama
    couldn't go on the trip.
[06:51] Momo
    They ended up taking Madame Sarah instead.
[06:56] Momo
    For free, of course.
[07:11] Momo
    What do you want to be when you grow up?
[07:17] Momo
    Dreaming!
[07:19] Momo
    I'll make all your dreams come true!
[07:20] Man
    Hey! You're our future star, Minky Momo!
[07:23] Man
    Delicious, delicious.
[07:23] Momo
    Love, love Minky Momo!
[07:26] Momo
    Please, tell me!
[07:29] Man
    You're perfect, Momo!
SIGN    Why are we always treated  like side characters?
[07:36] Mocha
    Everyone just likes Momo.
[07:38] Pipil
    You're there to make Momo
    look better by comparison!
[07:41] Mocha
    Same to you, you little pork bun!
[07:44] Pipil
    What was that? Shorty! Stubby! Fatty!
SIGN    What was that?!
[07:53] Momo
    Stop! Don't move!
[08:03] Man
    What a funny "three stooges" act!
SIGN    They like it.
[08:06] Sarah
    What's entertaining about a bunch
    of animals scrambling around?
[08:15] Woman
    Isn't that mountain beautiful?
[08:17] Sarah
    Please, that's nothing!
[08:20] Sarah
    The Alps in Europe are much more grand!
[08:32] Man
    It's so big!
[08:34] Woman
    I can't even see the far shore!
[08:36] Woman
    It's like the ocean!
[08:39] Sarah
    It's a puddle compared to the Caspian
    Sea, which I saw ten years ago.
SIGN    What a mean old lady!
[08:53] Man
    Amazing! The falling water is so powerful!
[08:58] Man
    It's all delicious! Delicious!
[09:02] Sarah
    It's a joke compared to Niagara Falls,
    which I visited eight years ago.
[09:06] Sarah
    Like a mouse's pee stream.
[09:12] Fatty
    Ma'am, are you all alone?
[09:17] Sarah
    That's none of your business.
[09:19] Stretch
    There's a nice sight over there.
[09:21] Stretch
    Would you like to join us?
[09:22] Sarah
    Really?
[09:24] Sarah
    You must be telling the truth.
[09:25] Fatty
    Let's go!
[09:26] Momo
    Madame, the bus is leaving!
[09:31] Stretch
    C-Crud!
[09:34] Momo
    Madame, the bus is about to leave.
[09:36] Sarah
    Never you mind. I had a
    date with these gentlemen—
[09:39] Sarah
    Eh?
[09:40] Sarah
    Those silly shy boys!
[09:44] Stretch
    We almost had her before the girl showed up.
[09:47] Stretch
    At the next stop, we'll kidnap
    that rich old dame for sure.
[09:52] Stretch
    She'll fetch a big ransom, I'll bet.
[09:56] Momo
    If you look to your left,
    you'll see Rose Park.
[10:01] Momo
    If you look to your right,
    you'll see the Crystal Palace.
[10:05] Momo
    And if you look ahead...
[10:09] Momo
    you'll see my finger!
SIGN    No, no, no!
SIGN    Dogs don't like heights!
[10:28] Mocha
    You silly!
[10:29] Mocha
    Go!
[10:31] Mocha
    Oh, oh, oh!
[10:35] Momo
    You like heights, huh, Mocha?
SIGN    M-Me?
[10:45] Momo
    By the way, how's Sindbook doing?
[10:49] Mocha
    He's quivering by the plant!
[10:51] Momo
    No, he's not.
[10:53] Mocha
    That's weird. He was
    cowering here a minute ago!
[10:57] Momo
    Let's look around!
[10:58] Mocha
    Okay!
[11:03] Sarah
    Eh?
[11:04] Man
    Sneak, sneak, sneak! Snatch!
[11:12] sign
    Fairy Princess
[11:12] sign
    Minky Momo
[11:20] Momo
    What's it say?
[11:22] Momo
    "We've kidnapped Madame Sarah. Don't tell
    the police or bad things will happen.
[11:26] Momo
    Regards, the Bad Guys."
[11:28] Momo
    How awful!
[11:29] Pipil
    Oh, what will we do?
SIGN    Please untie me already!
[11:34] Momo
    Oh, right.
[11:35] Momo
    Sorry!
[11:37] Mocha
    You look really good like that, Sindbook!
[11:39] Momo
    Stop that, Mocha.
[11:41] Momo
    Though it certainly doesn't look bad.
[11:44] Momo
    Just kidding. I'll untie you now.
SIGN    That was awful!
[11:49] Momo
    Okay! Let's save Madame Sarah!
[11:51] All
    Yeah!
[12:00] Man
    Eh?
[12:01] Man
    Where are you going, Momo?
[12:03] Momo
    Emergency! Madame Sarah was kidnapped!
SIGN    There! That's the bad guys' car!
[12:21] Momo
    There's no driver!
SIGN    If we stop to find one,  we'll lose sight of them!
[12:29] Momo
    Okay, I'll be the driver!
SIGN    I thought that would happen.
[12:32] Pipil
    Go for it, Momo!
[12:35] Momo
    Pipiruma Pipiruma Puririnpa!
[12:37] Momo
    Papareho Papareho Doriminpa!
[12:39] Momo
    Become a bus driver with an adult touch!
[12:51] Momo
    Here I go!
SIGN    Go! Go!
[12:58] Momo
    Ready to roll!
[13:06] Momo
    All right. You won't get away!
[13:11] King
    La-dee-da! La-dee-da!
[13:14] King
    Her transformation this week
    is a bit on the dull side!
[13:17] Queen
    I think a lady in men's
    clothing can be quite lovely.
[13:20] King
    But I prefer when they look ladylike!
[13:24] King
    Just like you, my darling!
[13:26] Queen
    Oh, my darling...
[13:29] King
    I love you in a dress,
[13:30] King
    but I'd also love you in a swimsuit!
[13:32] King
    Maybe a bikini!
[13:35] King
    Oh, dear!
[13:36] Queen
    Are you all right, darling!
[13:38] Queen
    You got too excited.
[13:39] King
    La-dee-da! La-dee-da!
[13:42] King
    Next scene, please!
[13:45] Momo
    They're over there!
[13:49] Momo
    All right, time for the main event! Let's go!
[14:05] Stretch
    There's someone behind us.
[14:06] Stretch
    They're going pretty fast.
[14:10] Pipil
    Almost there, Momo! Go for it!
[14:17] Fatty
    Bro! It's the old lady's bus!
[14:20] Fatty
    It's following us!
[14:21] Stretch
    Chill out.
[14:22] Stretch
    You know what a good driver I am.
[14:24] Stretch
    That bus'll never catch us.
[14:28] Momo
    Not good! They noticed the bus!
[14:35] Fatty
    Great job, Bro! You did it!
[14:37] Stretch
    Told you!
[14:38] Sarah
    You people! You kidnapped me, did you?!
[14:41] Stretch
    She finally realized it.
[14:43] Fatty
    If you know you've been kidnapped,
    you'd better stay quiet!
[14:46] Fatty
    That's much safer for you, ma'am.
[14:50] Sarah
    I can have some fun with these guys!
[14:52] Stretch
    We're gonna be rich!
[14:59] Sarah
    Looks like you're having fun.
[15:01] Sarah
    I'd love to join in!
[15:03] Stretch
    Ma'am? When did you get out of that bag?
[15:07] Momo
    How can they drive so quickly?
[15:10] Momo
    I've lost sight of them!
[15:11] Mocha
    We've got to save the old lady
    before something awful happens!
[15:14] Momo
    Well, this has been a
    single road for a while.
[15:16] Momo
    We haven't reached an exit yet.
[15:18] Momo
    So we just have to get ahead of them!
SIGN    Momo, how will you get ahead of  them on a road with no exits?
[15:24] Momo
    It might get a little
    rough, but leave it to me.
[15:26] Momo
    Go!
[15:32] Momo
    It's going to be a little
    bumpy, so hold on tight!
[16:01] Sarah
    You're bad guys, right?
[16:03] Both
    Yes!
[16:05] Sarah
    So you've got guns, right?
[16:08] Stretch
    Another good guess!
[16:12] Fatty
    One more correct guess
    and you win a car trip!
[16:15] Mocha
    Then...
[16:16] Mocha
    Oh, I'm sure you have jackknives, right?
[16:21] Fatty
    Bingo! You got it!
[16:24] Fatty
    You've won the car trip!
[16:41] Mocha
    Look! We've caught up to them!
[16:46] Momo
    Poor lady! They're threatening her!
[16:49] Pipil
    Oh, she must be so frightened!
SIGN    Give it!
[16:52] Mocha
    Sindbook!
[16:54] Mocha
    Ook, ook, ook! Looks like
    you're feeling better.
SIGN    Just butt out!
SIGN    Look at that! If they stab her...
SIGN    Oh, that's scary!
[17:05] Momo
    We've got to save her!
[17:08] Sarah
    You're putting them away already?
[17:10] Stretch
    If your family ponies up five million
    yen before the trip's over...
[17:14] Sarah
    What, just five million for me?
[17:18] Sarah
    Ask for five hundred, at least!
[17:19] Fatty
    Five hundred million?!
[17:21] Stretch
    We can't do that!
[17:23] Fatty
    If we ask for that much, 
    we'll be real bad guys!
[17:25] Stretch
    We can't do that!
[17:27] Sarah
    What kind of bad guys are you?!
[17:30] Sarah
    Boys, be ambitious!
[17:32] Sarah
    Well, you're not boys, but still...
[17:34] Sarah
    Yes, let's ask for five hundred million!
[17:37] Fatty
    What do we do, Bro?!
[17:38] Stretch
    I wish I knew. What do we do?
[17:41] Sarah
    What do you think you do?
[17:43] Sarah
    You run away! Get going!
[17:47] Sarah
    Look! The bus is on the way!
[17:51] Sarah
    Stop wasting time and get driving!
[17:54] Sarah
    They're gonna catch us!
[18:11] Mocha
    Momo! Momo!
[18:22] Mocha
    I'm done for!
[18:25] Sarah
    Great! Great!
[18:26] Sarah
    This is fantastic!
[18:28] Fatty
    Bro, I don't wanna do this anymore!
[18:31] Stretch
    I hate how relentless she is!
[18:33] Sarah
    Listen to you, whining!
[18:35] Sarah
    You've made up your minds, so see it through!
[18:38] Sarah
    Go! Go! Go!
[18:41] Fatty
    Bro!
[18:50] Sarah
    I love going fast like this!
[18:54] Fatty
    Bro!
[18:55] Stretch
    I'm exhausted, ma'am! Let's stop already!
[18:58] Sarah
    How pathetic. I'll take over!
[19:01] Stretch
    Y-You?
[19:03] Stretch
    Have you even driven before?
[19:05] Sarah
    Never!
[19:05] Stretch
    No way!
[19:06] Sarah
    Just let me do it!
[19:08] Fatty
    Don't do it!
[19:09] Stretch
    Stop!
[19:11] Stretch
    Help! She's gonna kill us!
[19:14] Fatty
    H-H-Help us!
[19:17] Momo
    Who's driving the car?
[19:19] Momo
    M-Madame Sarah?!
[19:22] Sarah
    This is wonderful!
[19:27] Momo
    Not that way, ma'am!
[19:57] Sarah
    Look at these pathetic boys.
[19:58] Sarah
    Knocked out by a little fall like that...
[20:00] Momo
    Ma'am!
[20:01] Momo
    Ma'am, are you all right?
[20:03] Sarah
    Is it over already?
[20:04] Sarah
    At least I've learned there are still
    thrills to be gotten from life yet!
[20:08] Sarah
    I'm not gonna be mean anymore!
[20:19] King
    Another fine resolution.
[20:23] King
    It's all good, it's all good.
[20:25] King
    But it was an old lady this time... a
    bit of a wrinkle in the visual appeal.
[20:30] Queen
    Dear?
[20:31] King
    Right, right, right!
[20:42] Sarah
    Momo, look!
[20:44] Sarah
    I got my license and bought it!
[20:46] Sarah
    I'm going on a drive. Want to come with me?
[20:50] Momo
    I-I'll pass!
[20:53] Sarah
    I'll come by again later! Look forward to it!
[20:59] Momo
    R-Right!
SIGN    Healthy-as-a-horse-power...
[21:05] Mocha
    Such passion!
[21:06] Pipil
    Such youth!
[21:07] Momo
    I can't keep up.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[22:08] Momo
    Once, there was a man and a woman.
[22:11] Momo
    They loved each other.
[22:13] Momo
    But so many obstacles stood between them...
[22:15] Momo
    What will become of their love, torn away?
[22:17] Momo
    On the banks of the River Thames in London,
[22:19] Momo
    a tragic love drama unfolds.
[22:22] Momo
    That was a bit over-the-top!
[22:23] Momo
    They're not humans, okay?
[22:25] Momo
    It's a story about cute kitty-cats!
[22:27] Momo
    Next time on Fairy Princess Minky Momo:
[22:29] Momo
    "The Kitten Beautician of Love."
[22:31] Momo
    I bet it's going to end well!
[22:32] Momo
    Meow!