E6 - Symposium Tonight

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SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Episode 6: Symposium Tonight
[00:32] Deme
    Today's the day I'll relax and create.
[00:34] Mayor
    Have you come up with games
    for the Olympics yet?
[00:36] Deme
    It's him! The mayor!
[00:37] Mayor
    You're painting more crappy vases
    that aren't worth a single cent?
[00:41] Deme
    You keep calling them crappy,
    but you're the only one who says that.
[00:45] Mayor
    Oh?
[00:46] Villager A
    Demetrius?
SIGN    45-year-old male
[00:46] Top Left
    Mayor
    Q
SIGN    What do you think
    of Demetrius' vases?
[00:46] Top Left
    Tortonia – by the temple
[00:47] Villager A
    His vases are good, but those paintings...
SIGN    But those paintings (aren't good)
SIGN    50-year-old woman
[00:51] Villager B
    I wrap them in cloth so you
    can't see the paintings.
SIGN    I wrap them in cloth so you can't see the paintings
SIGN    Age undisclosed
[00:54] Apo
    The paintings... the paintings are... well...
[00:57] Apo
    He's very athletic.
SIGN    (He's not good at painting but) he's very athletic
[00:59] Mayor
    Now that you understand, start coming up with
    ideas for sports that you're actually good at!
[01:02] Deme
    I told you, I don't like competition.
[01:04] Mayor
    You coward! And you still
    call yourself a Greek man?
[01:07] Deme
    But beating someone else
    isn't everything, right?
[01:10] Mayor
    What are you talking about?
    Life is about winning!
[01:12] Mayor
    Winning is right! Winning is money!
[01:15] Mayor
    Everyone's working hard to earn the honor
    and rewards that come with winning!
[01:19] Deme
    Rewards?
[01:20] Mayor
    Olympic champions receive wreaths!
SIGN    Olympic Games
[01:20] Bottom Left
    Olive Wreath
    For Men
    Size: One size fits all
    Made from Greek Olive Branches
    The image shown is for illustration purposes only.
    (It's just your imagination that it looks like a laurel wreath.
    It's not that we couldn't get an olive wreath...)
    Limit 1 per winner
SIGN    Prize
SIGN    Olive Wreath
[01:22] Mayor
    The Nemean Games award celery wreaths!
SIGN    Nemean Games
[01:22] Bottom Left
    Celery Wreath
    For Men
    Size: One size fits all
    Made from Greek Olive Branches
    The image shown is for illustration purposes only.
    The celery was used to make salads for the staff's dinner.
    Limit 1 per winner
SIGN    Prize
SIGN    Celery Wreath
[01:24] Mayor
    Champions of the Panathenaic Games receive
    vessels containing 4500 liters of olive oil!
SIGN    Panathenaic Games
SIGN    Prize
[01:26] Top Center
    Filled to the Brim
SIGN    4500 liters!!
[01:30] Deme
    What possible use could you have for so much?
[01:32] Mayor
    I know! We should prepare prizes
    for the Tortonian field day!
[01:35] Mayor
    Special crowns and vessels that
    will attract money—I mean people!
[01:40] Deme
    Money again?
[01:41] Mayor
    Demetrius! Come up with some
    prizes that everyone will want!
[01:45] Mayor
    I'm counting on you!
[01:47] Mayor
    I am the mayor, a man who
    loves and is loved by money.
[01:51] Deme
    That's ridiculous...
[01:53] Deme
    People don't need prizes as
    long as they're having fun!
[01:57] Voice
    Time travel...
[02:01] Deme
    Am I in heaven?
[02:03] Grandson
    Huh? It's that weird foreigner.
[02:06] Iwatani
    He's back.
[02:09] Sign
    Olympics
[02:09] Sign
    Open
[02:10] Deme
    Ouch...
[02:12] Deme
    Tug of war?
[02:13] ---
    We have that in Greece, as well.
[02:15] Deme
    I see. Teams are identified by
    their red and white headgear.
[02:21] Deme
    He switched sides!
[02:23] Deme
    That must be the helmet of Ares!
[02:25] Deme
    But there's no helmet in Greece that
    changes into three different things!
[02:28] Deme
    I want it!
[02:29] Deme
    Sir, can I acquire one of
    those if I win a competition?
[02:32] Iwatani
    That's not something you get by winning.
[02:34] Deme
    It's that sacred an artifact?
[02:37] Iwatani
    This guy wants your red and white cap.
[02:40] Grandson
    This thing? Grandpa,
    will you buy me a new one?
[02:43] Iwatani
    Yeah, sure.
[02:45] Grandson
    Hooray! You can have this, then.
[02:47] Deme
    I've received another sacred object
    on top of the golden papyrus!
[02:55] Deme
    I still haven't found a vessel
    to award to the winners.
[02:59] Deme
    Normally you'd decorate the skulls of
    the losers and fill them with wine.
[03:03] Deme
    But we're holding an Olympics without combat.
[03:06] Deme
    We can't decapitate opponents
    and turn their skulls into cups.
[03:09] Deme
    Perhaps there's a nice
    barbarian skull nearby...
[03:13] Deme
    What was I just thinking?
[03:17] Deme
    What is this vessel?
[03:18] Iwatani
    It's a toilet.
[03:19] Iwatani
    I guess it's a kind of a vessel, but...
[03:21] Deme
    Its shining white surface,
    its beautiful curves...
[03:26] Deme
    Toilets are marvelous!
[03:27] Grandson
    Grandpa, I'm scared.
[03:29] Prof
    He's impressed by something weird again.
[03:31] Prof
    His culture's different from ours.
[03:34] Child
    Help, Dengeki Kamen!
[03:37] Kamen
    Dengeki Kamen has arrived!
SIGN    TV Action Serial
    Dengeki Kamen
[03:41] Text
    Time travel...
[03:46] Deme
    Those who participate in and
    win at the Tortonia field day
[03:49] ---
    will be granted this helmet of Ares
    and one-of-a-kind vessel, the toilet!
[03:53] Villager C
    What a beautiful vessel!
[03:55] Villager D
    Toilet? Is that the name of a god?
[03:56] Mayor
    Come, men! Let's all
    participate in the field day!
[03:59] Villager C
    Yeah! I won't lose!
[04:01] Villager D
    I want celebrate my victory by
    drinking wine from that vessel...
[04:05] All
    Toilet!
[04:07] Iwatani
    I hope he doesn't experience
    something like the Luzon jars...
SIGN    Luzon Jars
    Sakai merchant Naya Sukezaemon
    offered jars he acquired from Luzon (Philippines)
    to Toyotomi Hideyoshi, the most powerful man
    at the time. Hideyoshi was impressed by
    the jars' beauty, but in fact, the jars were
    used by locals as toilets, earning him
    the wrath of Hideyoshi. (Other theories exist.)
[04:11] Grandson
    Luzon jars?
[04:12] ---
    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    Symposium (Party) Tonight
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #6
[04:13] [SONG] Song
    100 sacrifices on the dance floor (Olympieion)
[04:20] [SONG] Song
    Tonight is party night
[04:23] [SONG] Song
    Party night
[04:25] [SONG] Song
    Victory party night
[04:28] [SONG] Song
    I wish I could eat, I wish I could eat
[04:32] [SONG] Song
    A beef steak
[04:34] [SONG] Song
    (Cow-shaped cakes for vegetarians)
[04:35] [SONG] Song
    Maybe I'll erect, maybe I'll erect
[04:39] [SONG] Song
    A bronze statue of myself
[04:41] [SONG] Song
    (Costs 10 years' salary (3000 drachma))
[04:43] [SONG] Song
    100 sacrifices on the dance floor (Olympieion)
[04:51] [SONG] Song
    I want to hear, I want to hear
[04:55] [SONG] Song
    Songs praising my victory
SIGN    Congratulations on Your Victory
[04:57] Song
    (Songs written without watching the games)