# Season 1
# E1 - You Are Hellenese
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***SIGN*** Extra
***SIGN*** Olympia Kyklos
***SIGN*** Episode 1: You Are Hellenese
***SIGN*** 400 BCE Tortonia, Greece
**[00:31] ---**
Long ago, in the distant land of Greece,
**[00:35] ---**
in the seaside village of Tortonia.
**[00:41] ---**
*My beloved Apollonia.*
**[00:45] ---**
If only you were actually Apollonia.
**[00:49] ---**
I love you, Demetrius.
**[00:51] ---**
That would never happen.
**[00:54] ---**
Hey, Demetrius!
**[00:56] ---**
The mayor!
**[00:57] ---**
Quit playing around and get back here!
**[01:01] ---**
Thank! You!
**[01:03] ---**
For! Waiting!
**[01:05] ---**
That agility could make me a lot of money.
**[01:09] ---**
You're out here slacking off again?
**[01:11] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[01:12] ---**
I issued orders to four entire slaves.
**[01:15] ---**
I'm completely exhausted.
**[01:17] ---**
Go clean your room.
***SIGN*** Ancient Greek
***SIGN*** Work Etiquette
***SIGN*** Fin
**[01:18] ---**
Yes, sir.
**[01:20] ---**
It shouldn't matter what I say!
**[01:21] ---**
Despite being Greek, you've got
practically no interest in honor!
**[01:25] ---**
The way you waste that body
of yours must drive it to tears!
**[01:29] ---**
Bodies don't cry.
**[01:30] ---**
Yours most certainly is!
**[01:31] ---**
This is why my daughter Apollonia
isn't interested in you.
**[01:36] ---**
You should use that body to earn honor
and glory through athletic feats!
**[01:40] ---**
Yes, at the Olympics!
**[01:42] ---**
But the Olympics are scary...
**[01:45] ---**
Coward! No honor, no courage, no money!
**[01:47] ---**
You're a worthless human who has nothing at all!
**[01:49] ---**
You're not Demetrius, you're Demitri-useless!
**[01:51] ---**
Demitri-useless, hey! Demitri-useless, hey!
Demitri-useless, hey!
**[01:55] ---**
You dumb jerk!
**[01:56] ---**
Wait! I'm not done...
**[02:02] ---**
*I'm just happy painting pictures on pots.*
**[02:07] ---**
You suck!
**[02:09] ---**
This dolphin is better than you are.
**[02:14] ---**
Rrrgh...
**[02:14] ---**
You're not cut out for painting.
**[02:16] ---**
Come on, participate in the Olympics.
Become a hero.
**[02:19] ---**
I don't want to!
**[02:20] ---**
If I lose, I'll have rocks thrown at me without mercy and be mocked!
**[02:23] ---**
It's for honor and glory!
**[02:24] ---**
It'll be lucrative, too!
**[02:26] ---**
Only beasts fight one another until they're bloody!
**[02:30] ---**
You imbecile!
**[02:31] ---**
The most important thing in life is honor!
**[02:33] ---**
Work for honor, struggle for honor!
**[02:36] ---**
Honor is money! Honor is beautiful!
**[02:39] ---**
You honor-obsessed jerk!
**[02:41] ---**
Wait! I'm not done...
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Honor, honor, honor, honor...
**[02:46] ---**
The mayor should just marry honor already.
**[02:49] ---**
Does he think he'll earn honor
by staying cooped up in there?
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*What do I enjoy doing?*
**[02:57] ---**
*What am I good at?*
**[03:01] ---**
Time travel...
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Time travel...
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Time travel...
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Time travel...
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Time travel...
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Time travel...
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Time travel...
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*Where am I?*
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*Heaven?*
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*What...*
**[03:29] ---**
*...is this place?*
**[03:33] ---**
Z-Zeus?!
**[03:34] ---**
He's eating a thunderbolt!
**[03:36] ---**
It's a baked yam. Who are you?
**[03:38] ---**
I am Hellenese.
***SIGN*** Hellenese = what the ancient Greeks called themselves
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Hellenese? I suppose you are
speaking ancient Greek...
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What is the name of this polis?
**[03:45] ---**
This is...
**[03:48] ---**
Tokyo.
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Tokyo?
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*I didn't understand anything.*
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*Tokyopolis.*
**[04:01] ---**
*On this day, I began seeing another world.*
***SIGN*** You Are Hellenes
**[04:04] ---**
Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
Music: Hayashi Akito
***SIGN*** Learn By Singing
Ancient Greece
***SIGN*** Honeuros the Bard
Ending Song #1
**[04:07] [SONG] ---**
You are Hellenese, one individual citizen
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You are Hellenese, a citizen of Greece
**[04:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, gather in the agora (public space)
**[04:22] [SONG] ---**
I wish to hold an ecclesia (popular assembly) with you
**[04:26] [SONG] ---**
But because you are a girl
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A
h
h
h
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You are forbidden to participate
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A
h
h
**[04:36] [SONG] ---**
You are Hellenese, one individual citizen
**[04:41] [SONG] ---**
You are Hellenese, a citizen of Greece
**[04:46] [SONG] ---**
Ah, when I am with you
**[04:51] [SONG] ---**
Even if we are in a mere polis
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Polis
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My heart soars
**[04:56] [SONG] ---**
And I feel like I'm in an acropolis
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Acropolis
# E2 - ZE.N.RA
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRW43N83Y/zenra)
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***SIGN*** Extra
***SIGN*** Olympia Kyklos
***SIGN*** Episode 2: ZE.N.RA
**[00:30] Demetrius**
Tokyopolis.
**[00:32] Demetrius**
Flat buildings, flat faces.
**[00:35] Demetrius**
What is this place?
**[00:38] Demetrius**
This pot! I painted this!
**[00:40] Man**
What are you talking about?
**[00:41] Man**
It's shit, but this was
painted 2400 years ago.
**[00:45] Man**
It's honestly so shitty that I hate leaving
something so shitty out, but it's valuable.
**[00:51] Man**
Why are you crying?
**[00:53] Demetrius**
I just painted this.
**[00:55] Demetrius**
What is this doing here?
**[00:56] Man**
Did you really paint that?
**[00:58] Man**
Who are you?
**[01:01] Woman**
Huh? Who is he?
**[01:03] Man**
This man... is a shitty painter.
**[01:06] Grandson**
He's crying, despite being an adult.
**[01:08] Grandson**
More importantly, the field day is starting.
**[01:11] Man**
You're right. Let's go.
**[01:13] Man**
Why don't you come with us?
**[01:14] Man**
I've got some questions for you.
**[01:15] Demetrius**
Wh-Where are we going?
**[01:17] Man**
To a field day. It's sort
of like the Olympics.
**[01:20] Demetrius**
The Olympics?!
**[01:22] ---**
The Olympics are held in this polis, as well?
**[01:24] Man**
That's right.
**[01:25] Demetrius**
You mustn't! You'll never return alive
if you participate in the Olympics!
**[01:28] Woman**
What?
**[01:30] Demetrius**
And even children this young participate?
**[01:33] Demetrius**
Is honor that important in this polis, too?
**[01:36] Grandson**
Mister, you're emotionally unstable.
**[01:39] Man**
Don't worry. It's not
like the Greek Olympics.
**[01:42] Demetrius**
What?
**[01:43] Man**
Just come. You'll see.
**[01:44] Sign**
Olympics Opening Celebration
**[01:48] All**
Come on!
**[01:49] All**
You can do it!
**[01:51] Demetrius**
This is the Olympics?
**[01:53] Demetrius**
And this shrine...
**[01:54] Sign**
Olympics Opening Celebration
**[01:55] Demetrius**
It's so ugly.
**[01:56] Demetrius**
What is this? This isn't the Olympics I know.
**[02:01] Demetrius**
They're smiling even though they lost.
**[02:03] Demetrius**
Has the fear of being beaten by a mob for
**[02:06] ---**
dishonoring their village driven them mad?
**[02:09] Man**
I'm up next. Watch this.
**[02:16] Demetrius**
What kind of sport is this?
**[02:18] Demetrius**
How novel!
**[02:19] Man**
Oh, my!
**[02:21] Demetrius**
This sport looks ridiculous,
**[02:23] ---**
but it requires exceptional
mental strength and balance.
**[02:26] Demetrius**
Perhaps that old man is Zeus after all.
**[02:31] Demetrius**
Golden papyrus?
**[02:32] Demetrius**
What a luxurious reward!
**[02:35] Grandson**
If you're that impressed, you can have one.
**[02:37] Demetrius**
For me?
**[02:39] Demetrius**
But I didn't even participate in an event.
**[02:41] Demetrius**
I couldn't accept something so precious.
**[02:44] Man**
It's fine. Take it as a souvenir.
**[02:47] Woman**
It looks good on you.
**[02:53] Demetrius**
In this polis, you even allow
losers to receive prizes?
**[02:57] Man**
Field days are simply for
enjoying sports and exercise.
**[03:02] Demetrius**
Exercise simply for enjoyment?
**[03:04] Demetrius**
Can such a thing be allowed?
**[03:08] Demetrius**
Everyone seems so happy. How marvelous.
**[03:11] Demetrius**
What a marvelous sight.
**[03:14] Demetrius**
But you've gotten an important rule wrong.
**[03:16] ---**
It must be corrected.
**[03:18] Demetrius**
Listen closely, everyone! Sports...
**[03:22] Demetrius**
should be performed naked!
**[03:27] Woman**
Oh, my...
**[03:29] Voice**
Time travel...
**[03:34] Villager A**
Demetrius!
**[03:37] Villager A**
It's an emergency!
**[03:40] Villager A**
Why are you naked?
**[03:42] Villager A**
And what've you got hanging off of you?
**[03:44] Demetrius**
What? Why, my pe—What?
**[03:47] Demetrius**
So it wasn't a dream...
**[03:49] Villager A**
More importantly, there's an emergency!
**[03:51] Demetrius**
What's wrong?
**[03:53] Villager A**
Your beloved Apollonia is...
**[03:55] Demetrius**
Apollonia is?
**[03:58] Villager A**
We've still got some... time left on the air.
**[04:01] Villager A**
Give me a minute...
**[04:04] Demetrius**
What time?!
**[04:05] Villager A**
That should be enough.
**[04:07] Villager A**
Apollonia is being wed to man
from a neighboring village!
**[04:11] Demetrius**
What?!
**[04:13] ---**
Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
Music: Hayashi Akito
***SIGN*** Learn By Singing
Ancient Greece
***SIGN*** Honeuros the Bard
Ending Song #2
***SIGN*** BUCK.NAKED
**[04:15] [SONG] Lyrics**
BUCK.NAKED So sexy
**[04:18] [SONG] Lyrics**
BUCK.NAKED Perfect body
**[04:21] [SONG] Lyrics**
BUCK.NAKED So sexy
**[04:24] [SONG] Lyrics**
BUCK.NAKED Perfect body
**[04:27] [SONG] Lyrics**
When you're playing sports for real
**[04:29] [SONG] Lyrics**
Etiquette dictates that you compete naked
**[04:32] [SONG] Lyrics**
That is the ANCIENT.ERA's
**[04:36] [SONG] Lyrics**
Olympics (All dudes!)
**[04:40] [SONG] Lyrics**
BUCK.NAKED Even in town
**[04:42] [SONG] Lyrics**
BUCK.NAKED One in ten men
**[04:46] [SONG] Lyrics**
When traveling to important places
**[04:48] [SONG] Lyrics**
Would take the skin of that precious appendage
**[04:51] [SONG] Lyrics**
Tie it up with a string
**[04:51] Center**
°Artist's Rendition
**[04:53] [SONG] Lyrics**
Tie it up and go
**[04:55] [SONG] Lyrics**
Kynodesme (Looks painful!)
# E3 - A Man's Arete
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6ZJ8VZMY/a-mans-arete)
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***SIGN*** Extra
***SIGN*** Olympia Kyklos
***SIGN*** Episode 3: A Man's Arete
**[00:31] Mayor**
Let you marry my daughter?!
**[00:35] Mayor**
Don't be so selfish!
**[00:36] Mayor**
How is that supposed to make me money?
**[00:38] Apo**
You're bringing up money now?
**[00:40] Mayor**
All the more reason to bring up money now!
**[00:42] Other Mayor**
What don't you like about it?
**[00:43] Other Mayor**
My son, your daughter.
**[00:46] Other Mayor**
Why not take this opportunity to build
**[00:48] ---**
a good relationship between our villages?
**[00:50] Son**
Why not?
**[00:51] Other Mayor**
If you refuse, I'll go to war against you
and steal your territory.
**[00:55] Mayor**
You're out of your mind!
**[00:56] Mayor**
You won't get my daughter
or my village for free!
**[00:58] Mayor**
Although for the right price,
it wouldn't be out of the question.
**[01:02] Apo**
Hey!
**[01:02] Deme**
Wait a minute!
**[01:05] Other Mayor**
What do you want?
**[01:06] Deme**
Nothing! Excuse me!
**[01:08] Apo**
Demetrius!
**[01:10] Deme**
*She's beautiful.*
**[01:11] Deme**
*I need to use this opportunity to show off to her.*
**[01:16] Other Mayor**
The truth is I'd like to go to war,
**[01:19] ---**
but I received a notice
concerning the Olympics.
**[01:20] ---**
Request For Cessation of Hostilities
During the Olympics
**[01:21] Other Mayor**
We must respect the three month armistice.
**[01:24] Son**
We must!
**[01:25] Deme**
That's right! No war! Go home!
**[01:28] Other Mayor**
So I have a suggestion.
**[01:29] Other Mayor**
Like they do in the Olympics, why don't we settle this with an athletic contest?
**[01:33] Son**
Why don't we?
**[01:34] Apo**
Athletics? There's no one athletic in our village.
**[01:38] Apo**
Our village is nothing but greedy elders
and gutless youngsters.
**[01:42] Mayor**
That's right!
**[01:43] Other Mayor**
Then you can choose the event.
**[01:44] Other Mayor**
It can be boxing or whatever else you want.
**[01:46] Other Mayor**
I'll take anyone on.
**[01:47] Son**
Whatever you want!
Dad will take anyone on!
**[01:50] Mayor**
Very well. But if we win,
we'll be compensated appropriately, right?
**[01:55] Mayor**
I'm wagering my daughter and land on this.
**[01:58] Apo**
Father, what are you talking about?
**[01:59] Other Mayor**
Very well. I have money.
**[02:01] Son**
I've got my parents' money.
**[02:02] Other Mayor**
We'll meet again in three days
for our competition.
**[02:04] Son**
It's on!
**[02:06] Deme**
Mayor, what are you going to do?
**[02:09] Mayor**
Sparkle!
**[02:10] Deme**
What?!
**[02:13] Deme**
I can't do this...
**[02:15] (Flashback) Mayor**
I understand you're very concerned
for the future of this village.
**[02:18] (Flashback) Mayor**
If you care that much, then it can't be helped!
**[02:20] (Flashback) Mayor**
You'll represent this village, Demetrius!
**[02:23] (Flashback) Mayor**
Say no more. I understand
just how motivated you are.
**[02:26] (Flashback) Mayor**
I have only one request: don't lose!
**[02:28] (Flashback) Mayor**
Whatever you do, don't lose! That's all!
**[02:30] Deme**
*You can't be serious!*
**[02:33] Deme**
* I just don't think it's right*
* for Apollonia to be married this way.*
**[02:37] Deme**
*Tokyopolis...*
**[02:41] Deme**
* That's it. The gods sent me*
* to that village because*
**[02:44] ---**
*they knew this would happen.*
**[02:47] Priest**
The event that has been chosen
to honor Zeus is the egg race.
**[02:51] Other Mayor**
Egg race? What's that?
**[02:54] Other Mayor**
Very well. But in exchange, if I win,
**[02:56] ---**
I'll take not only your land and your daughter, but that papyrus, as well.
**[03:00] Other Mayor**
Try to put up a good fight.
**[03:03] Priest**
Ready, apete!
***SIGN*** ° Apete = Starting Signal
**[03:04] Mayor**
Go! Go, go, go!
**[03:06] Deme**
*Focus is crucial in this event.*
***SIGN*** Failed
**[03:18] Deme**
* The joy of moving one's body*
* while aiming for victory.*
**[03:21] Deme**
* Even the spectators are filled*
* with joy when they see it.*
***SIGN*** Failed
**[03:24] All**
He dropped it!
**[03:24] Deme**
* That type of athletic competition should*
* be able to exist in Tortonia, as well.*
**[03:31] Other Mayor**
I can't believe I lost.
**[03:34] Deme**
I offer this to you.
**[03:36] Deme**
But in exchange,
please leave our village alone.
**[03:39] Other Mayor**
You're the only man worthy
of wearing that around your neck.
**[03:43] Mayor**
Well done, Demetrius!
**[03:44] Mayor**
Anyway, keep up your end of the bargain.
**[03:46] Other Mayor**
I know.
**[03:48] Apo**
Demetrius!
**[03:49] Apo**
You're the village's hero.
**[03:52] Apo**
What's wrong?
**[03:53] Deme**
* Th-This is the first time*
* I've spoken to Apollonia!*
**[03:57] Deme**
*Amazing! I'm amazing!*
**[03:58] Deme**
*Athletics are the best! Long live athletics!*
***SIGN*** The Next Day...
**[04:10] Deme**
Mayor.
**[04:13] Mayor**
Do you have a minute?
**[04:14] ---**
Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
Music: Hayashi Akito
***SIGN*** A Man's Arete
***SIGN*** Learn By Singing
Ancient Greece
***SIGN*** Honeuros the Bard
Ending Song #3
**[04:16] [SONG] Lyrics**
There's only one thing you lack
***SIGN*** Strength
**[04:20] [SONG] Lyrics**
Strength, courage, virtuousness, fame, service, manliness
***SIGN*** Courage
***SIGN*** Virtuousness
***SIGN*** Fame
***SIGN*** Service
***SIGN*** Manliness
**[04:25] [SONG] Lyrics**
There's only one thing you lack
**[04:29] [SONG] Lyrics**
Strength, courage, virtuousness, fame, service, manliness
***SIGN*** Strength
***SIGN*** Courage
***SIGN*** Virtuousness
***SIGN*** Fame
***SIGN*** Service
***SIGN*** Manliness
**[04:34] [SONG] Lyrics**
In other words... it is... Arete
***SIGN*** Strength Courage Virtuousness Fame Service Manliness
***SIGN*** All In One!
***SIGN*** Arete
**[04:39] [SONG] Top Middle**
Modern People Lack Arete
**[04:39] [SONG] Lyrics**
What I want is Arete
***SIGN*** Disgusted
***SIGN*** Irritated
***SIGN*** Gloomy
**[04:41] [SONG] Lyrics**
I desire Arete
**[04:43] [SONG] Lyrics**
All I want is Arete
***SIGN*** Do you lack Arete?
**[04:47] [SONG] Lyrics**
If I win at the Olympics
**[04:52] [SONG] Lyrics**
Will I have acquired Arete
***SIGN*** Strength Courage Virtuousness Fame Service Manliness
***SIGN*** All In One!
***SIGN*** Arete
# E4 - It Always Starts With Zeus
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***SIGN*** Extra
***SIGN*** Olympia Kyklos
***SIGN*** Episode 4: It Always Starts With Zeus
**[00:33] ---**
Demetrius, I need to speak with you.
**[00:36] ---**
Y-Yes?
**[00:38] ---**
You know about the Olympics, I presume?
**[00:40] ---**
Of course.
**[00:41] ---**
The sports tournament that takes
once every four years in Olympia.
**[00:44] ---**
Yes. I've been there myself before.
**[00:48] ---**
It was truly fascinating!
**[00:51] Sign**
Approved by Zeus
**[00:51] Sign**
Being held in Elis!
***SIGN*** The Olympics
**[00:51] ---**
The Olympics!
**[00:55] ---**
Super exciting chariot races!
**[00:55] ---**
Super exciting chariot races!
**[00:55] ---**
°Clothed for safety
**[00:57] ---**
100 cow sacrifices!
**[00:58] ---**
100 cow
sacrifices
***SIGN*** Prepare for losses!
**[01:00] ---**
All the beef you can eat!
All the wine you can drink!
**[01:00] ---**
Enjoy the beef meant to be offered to Zeus!
**[01:00] ---**
All the beef you can eat!
**[01:02] ---**
All the wine you can drink!
**[01:03] ---**
Five different sports that'll
make you feel alive!
**[01:03] ---**
They'll make you feel alive!
**[01:03] ---**
Pentathlon!
**[01:05] ---**
Javelin, long jump, discus throw, wrestling,
**[01:05] ---**
Javelin!
**[01:06] ---**
Long jump
**[01:07] ---**
Discus throw
**[01:07] ---**
Wrestling
**[01:08] ---**
and the sprint!
**[01:08] ---**
Sprint
**[01:10] ---**
Did we mention all the beef you can
eat and all the wine you can drink?
**[01:10] ---**
Enjoy the beef meant to be offered to Zeus!
**[01:11] ---**
All the wine you can drink!
**[01:12] ---**
Beautiful bodies collide in pankration!
**[01:13] ---**
Beautiful bodies collide
***SIGN*** Martial Arts
**[01:15] ---**
Pankration
**[01:15] ---**
It'll give you the will to live!
***SIGN*** It'll give you the will to live
**[01:18] Sign**
Approved by Zeus
**[01:19] Sign**
Being held in Elis!
**[01:19] ---**
The Olympics!
***SIGN*** The Olympics
**[01:22] ---**
It was truly amazing.
**[01:25] ---**
What in the world were those images?
**[01:27] ---**
And the most important thing
**[01:30] ---**
is that you get money!
**[01:32] ---**
The more people gather,
the more money you get!
**[01:35] ---**
And so, we will also be holding
the Olympics in Tritonia, as well!
**[01:39] ---**
What?
**[01:40] ---**
Don't get the wrong idea. It's not for money.
**[01:42] ---**
It's to save our village.
**[01:44] ---**
We just need a little money.
**[01:49] ---**
Actually, I want money.
**[01:54] ---**
Yeah, my bad. This is basically about money.
**[01:56] ---**
You'll be running this thing.
**[01:59] ---**
Wait, me?
**[02:01] ---**
That egg-carrying race idea was magnificent!
**[02:04] ---**
You're athletic and have
plenty of time on your hands.
**[02:07] ---**
You're the only one for the job!
**[02:08] ---**
You can't be serious.
**[02:10] ---**
So I need you to think up 100 games
**[02:14] ---**
that are super interesting and
will cost next to nothing.
**[02:18] ---**
I'm counting on you! Man, the Tritonia
Olympics are gonna make me rich!
**[02:22] ---**
The elder is insane.
**[02:25] ---**
I can't come up with 100 so suddenly...
**[02:30] ---**
What's that sport?
**[02:36] ---**
I don't understand, but it looks fun.
**[02:38] ---**
I see. My ideas can be free.
**[02:41] ---**
Screw this!
**[02:48] ---**
Here you are!
**[02:50] ---**
So you're done?
**[02:51] ---**
Yes. I drew them on these vases.
**[02:54] ---**
This one's a sport where you stuff
olives up your nose and blow them out.
***SIGN*** Stuffing olives up your nose then blowing them out
**[02:58] ---**
Drinking wine as fast as
you can through your nose,
***SIGN*** Drinking wine through your nose
**[03:00] ---**
and nose boxing. So three nose sports.
***SIGN*** Nose boxing
**[03:03] ---**
Nose...?
**[03:05] ---**
Next, we have wrestling
with vases on your head.
***SIGN*** Wrestling with vases on your head
**[03:09] ---**
What's in the vase?
***SIGN*** What's in the vase?
**[03:11] ---**
I'm thinking a vase pentathlon.
***SIGN*** Tritoniathon (Marathon, Horseback Riding, Dolphins)
**[03:14] ---**
This is a marathon,
**[03:16] ---**
horseback riding, and dolphins put together.
**[03:18] ---**
Dolphins?!
**[03:19] ---**
With this sport, the person who can throw
***SIGN*** Elder throw
**[03:22] ---**
the village elder the furthest wins...
**[03:23] ---**
You fool! Like we could do any of these!
**[03:33] ---**
You're back again? It's been a while.
**[03:36] ---**
You're...
**[03:37] ---**
What's wrong?
**[03:38] ---**
Please help me!
**[03:41] ---**
I see.
**[03:42] ---**
A new sport, eh?
**[03:44] ---**
The elder is irrational.
**[03:46] ---**
I heard that there were
**[03:47] ---**
plenty of unique sports
in Ancient Greece, too...
**[03:50] ---**
Those might help.
**[03:52] ---**
Please show me!
**[03:54] Sign**
Blowing olives out of your nose Tritonia 400 BCE
**[03:57] ---**
The Mystery Behind
the Weird Sports in Ancient Greece...
**[03:57] ---**
That's...
**[03:58] ---**
There were apparently around
100 sports like this.
**[04:01] ---**
Scholars are trying to find out why
**[04:04] ---**
they were doing such dumb sports.
**[04:07] ---**
I'm so sorry, everyone in Greece...
**[04:10] ---**
Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
Music: Hayashi Akito
***SIGN*** It Always Starts With Zeus
***SIGN*** Learn By Singing
Ancient Greece
***SIGN*** Honeuros the Bard
Ending Song #4
**[04:13] [SONG] ---**
Ah, Zeus, Zeus
**[04:15] [SONG] ---**
We offer you
**[04:18] [SONG] ---**
the Olympics
**[04:22] [SONG] ---**
If it's for you, Zeus
**[04:25] [SONG] ---**
During the Olympics
**[04:27] [SONG] ---**
We won't have any wars
**[04:33] [SONG] ---**
If it's for you, Zeus
**[04:35] [SONG] ---**
We'll spend 1 billion yen
**[04:37] [SONG] ---**
And use gold and ivory
**[04:40] [SONG] ---**
To erect a statue of you
**[04:45] [SONG] ---**
And in the pools of that shrine
**[04:51] [SONG] ---**
Will be filled olive oil
# E5 - The Aegean Sea of Tears
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***SIGN*** Extra
***SIGN*** Olympia Kyklos
***SIGN*** Episode 5: The Aegean Sea of Tears
**[00:32] Deme**
*Quietly creating at home.*
**[00:34] Deme**
*I couldn't be happier.*
**[00:36] Mayor**
Demetrius! Have you come
up with new games yet?
**[00:40] Deme**
So unhappy!
**[00:41] Deme**
Mayor, what are you doing with that bird?
**[00:44] Mayor**
It's the symbol of wisdom, an owl.
**[00:47] Mayor**
Perfect for me, right?
**[00:48] Owl**
Oh, my.
**[00:50] ---**
4 drachma silver coin
**[00:51] Deme**
Don't you mean money?
**[00:52] Deme**
It's perfect.
**[00:54] Mayor**
This is just a person
swimming with a dolphin.
**[00:58] Mayor**
Swimming is just for fun.
**[01:00] Deme**
But, Mayor, all we have
in Tortonia is the sea.
**[01:04] Mayor**
Keep your excuses! Think faster!
**[01:06] Mayor**
We need games unique to Tortonia!
**[01:08] Owl**
Idiot.
**[01:16] Deme**
* What are we supposed to do in a village*
* that has nothing besides the sea?*
**[01:21] Mayor**
Slacking off again? Go, Drachma!
**[01:23] Owl**
Oh, my.
**[01:28] Deme**
Hey! Please don't do that!
**[01:33] Voice**
Time travel...
**[01:36] Voice**
Time travel...
**[01:40] Deme**
*This isn't the sea...*
**[01:47] Deme**
*Why are they swimming in such a hurry?*
**[01:50] Deme**
*Is Scylla, the monster of the sea, coming?*
**[01:55] Deme**
*Oh, it's you.*
**[01:58] Deme**
*This feels nice.*
**[02:01] Spectator A**
Who's that naked man?
**[02:03] Spectator B**
I don't mind him.
**[02:05] Iwatani**
It's him.
**[02:07] Deme**
What? What? What?
**[02:09] Iwatani**
He's an acquaintance of mine.
**[02:12] Security**
What? You know him, Professor?
**[02:13] Iwatani**
Sorry, but could you let him go?
**[02:16] Deme**
Sir!
**[02:18] Security**
Him, as well?
**[02:19] Iwatani**
I don't know him.
**[02:24] Deme**
What is going on here?
**[02:28] Iwatani**
It's a swim meet.
**[02:30] Iwatami**
It's a field day that
takes place in the water.
**[02:32] Iwatani**
I guess you could say this
is like an aquatic footrace.
**[02:37] Deme**
So the people of this polis treat
swimming as an athletic event.
**[02:42] Deme**
I see that leaping into
the sea is another game.
**[02:45] Deme**
It's like doing the long jump in the sea.
**[02:48] Deme**
Dancing in the sea becomes
a new and unique game.
**[02:54] Deme**
That's it! If I combine Tortonia's
sea and existing games...
**[02:59] Deme**
I have an idea!
**[03:01] Camera A**
It's that pervert again!
**[03:02] Camera B**
This is newsworthy!
**[03:05] Voice**
Time travel...
***SIGN*** Witness Says, "I Don't Mind Him"
**[03:06] Top Center**
Who Is He? Suddenly Leaping Out of the Water
**[03:06] Top Right**
Security Measures
***SIGN*** Buck Naked Man in Pool
**[03:06] Top Left**
Pervert Appears
**[03:06] Bottom Center**
Ancient Greek Appearance
**[03:06] Far Bottom Left**
Pervert Suddenly Vanished
**[03:07] Farthest Bottom Left**
In the Water
**[03:07] Bottom Right**
Buck
Naked
**[03:12] Mayor**
So you've finally come up with new games?
**[03:15] Deme**
For games to shine because
they're held in Tortonia,
**[03:18] ---**
they have to utilize
Tortonia's beautiful sea.
**[03:22] Villager A**
I see.
**[03:23] Villager B**
He's right.
**[03:24] Mayor**
You've thought hard about
this. I'm impressed.
**[03:28] Deme**
I traveled to a polis
called Tokyo and learned
**[03:30] ---**
that combining existing games with
the sea creates totally new games.
**[03:37] Deme**
This is what I've come up with.
**[03:40] Villager**
*Gulp.*
**[03:41] Deme**
Stuffing olives up your nose then
blowing them out in the water!
***SIGN*** Stuffing olives up your nose then blowing them out in the water
**[03:45] Deme**
Wrestling with vases on
your head in the water!
***SIGN*** Wrestling with vases on your head in the water
**[03:49] Deme**
Drinking wine through your nose in the water!
***SIGN*** Drinking wine through your nose in the water
**[03:53] Deme**
And throwing your village's mayor
off a cliff into the sea to—
***SIGN*** Throwing your mayor off a cliff
**[03:57] Mayor**
You haven't grown at all!
***SIGN*** Stuffing olives up your nose then blowing them out in the water
**[04:05] Iwatani**
Ancient Greece sure had
a lot of strange games...
**[04:06] ---**
The Mystery Behind
the Weird Sports in Ancient Greece II
**[04:10] ---**
Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
Music: Hayashi Akito
***SIGN*** The Aegean Sea of Tears
***SIGN*** Learn By Singing
Ancient Greece
**[04:12] [SONG] Song**
Drawn by the sound of the Aegean Sea's waves
***SIGN*** Honeuros the Bard
Ending Song #5
**[04:16] [SONG] Song**
I swim with the dolphins but
**[04:21] [SONG] Song**
In the ancient Greek sea
**[04:25] [SONG] Song**
Swimming is simply a routine occurrence
***SIGN*** Every Day
**[04:30] [SONG] Song**
So you can swim and swim
**[04:34] [SONG] Song**
But you'll never be in the Olympics
**[04:39] [SONG] Song**
In the ancient Greek sea
**[04:42] [SONG] Song**
Swimming is simply work
***SIGN*** Hard Work
**[04:47] [SONG] Song**
Plato once said
**[04:49] [SONG] Song**
People who cannot swim
**[04:52] [SONG] Song**
Are uneducated
# E6 - Symposium Tonight
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***SIGN*** Extra
***SIGN*** Olympia Kyklos
***SIGN*** Episode 6: Symposium Tonight
**[00:32] Deme**
Today's the day I'll relax and create.
**[00:34] Mayor**
Have you come up with games
for the Olympics yet?
**[00:36] Deme**
It's him! The mayor!
**[00:37] Mayor**
You're painting more crappy vases
that aren't worth a single cent?
**[00:41] Deme**
You keep calling them crappy,
but you're the only one who says that.
**[00:45] Mayor**
Oh?
**[00:46] Villager A**
Demetrius?
***SIGN*** 45-year-old male
**[00:46] Top Left**
Mayor
Q
***SIGN*** What do you think
of Demetrius' vases?
**[00:46] Top Left**
Tortonia – by the temple
**[00:47] Villager A**
His vases are good, but those paintings...
***SIGN*** But those paintings (aren't good)
***SIGN*** 50-year-old woman
**[00:51] Villager B**
I wrap them in cloth so you
can't see the paintings.
***SIGN*** I wrap them in cloth so you can't see the paintings
***SIGN*** Age undisclosed
**[00:54] Apo**
The paintings... the paintings are... well...
**[00:57] Apo**
He's very athletic.
***SIGN*** (He's not good at painting but) he's very athletic
**[00:59] Mayor**
Now that you understand, start coming up with
ideas for sports that you're actually good at!
**[01:02] Deme**
I told you, I don't like competition.
**[01:04] Mayor**
You coward! And you still
call yourself a Greek man?
**[01:07] Deme**
But beating someone else
isn't everything, right?
**[01:10] Mayor**
What are you talking about?
Life is about winning!
**[01:12] Mayor**
Winning is right! Winning is money!
**[01:15] Mayor**
Everyone's working hard to earn the honor
and rewards that come with winning!
**[01:19] Deme**
Rewards?
**[01:20] Mayor**
Olympic champions receive wreaths!
***SIGN*** Olympic Games
**[01:20] Bottom Left**
Olive Wreath
For Men
Size: One size fits all
Made from Greek Olive Branches
The image shown is for illustration purposes only.
(It's just your imagination that it looks like a laurel wreath.
It's not that we couldn't get an olive wreath...)
Limit 1 per winner
***SIGN*** Prize
***SIGN*** Olive Wreath
**[01:22] Mayor**
The Nemean Games award celery wreaths!
***SIGN*** Nemean Games
**[01:22] Bottom Left**
Celery Wreath
For Men
Size: One size fits all
Made from Greek Olive Branches
The image shown is for illustration purposes only.
The celery was used to make salads for the staff's dinner.
Limit 1 per winner
***SIGN*** Prize
***SIGN*** Celery Wreath
**[01:24] Mayor**
Champions of the Panathenaic Games receive
vessels containing 4500 liters of olive oil!
***SIGN*** Panathenaic Games
***SIGN*** Prize
**[01:26] Top Center**
Filled to the Brim
***SIGN*** 4500 liters!!
**[01:30] Deme**
What possible use could you have for so much?
**[01:32] Mayor**
I know! We should prepare prizes
for the Tortonian field day!
**[01:35] Mayor**
Special crowns and vessels that
will attract money—I mean people!
**[01:40] Deme**
Money again?
**[01:41] Mayor**
Demetrius! Come up with some
prizes that everyone will want!
**[01:45] Mayor**
I'm counting on you!
**[01:47] Mayor**
I am the mayor, a man who
loves and is loved by money.
**[01:51] Deme**
*That's ridiculous...*
**[01:53] Deme**
* People don't need prizes as*
* long as they're having fun!*
**[01:57] Voice**
*Time travel...*
**[02:01] Deme**
Am I in heaven?
**[02:03] Grandson**
Huh? It's that weird foreigner.
**[02:06] Iwatani**
He's back.
**[02:09] Sign**
Olympics
**[02:09] Sign**
Open
**[02:10] Deme**
Ouch...
**[02:12] Deme**
Tug of war?
**[02:13] ---**
We have that in Greece, as well.
**[02:15] Deme**
I see. Teams are identified by
their red and white headgear.
**[02:21] Deme**
He switched sides!
**[02:23] Deme**
That must be the helmet of Ares!
**[02:25] Deme**
But there's no helmet in Greece that
changes into three different things!
**[02:28] Deme**
I want it!
**[02:29] Deme**
Sir, can I acquire one of
those if I win a competition?
**[02:32] Iwatani**
That's not something you get by winning.
**[02:34] Deme**
It's that sacred an artifact?
**[02:37] Iwatani**
This guy wants your red and white cap.
**[02:40] Grandson**
This thing? Grandpa,
will you buy me a new one?
**[02:43] Iwatani**
Yeah, sure.
**[02:45] Grandson**
Hooray! You can have this, then.
**[02:47] Deme**
I've received another sacred object
on top of the golden papyrus!
**[02:55] Deme**
* I still haven't found a vessel*
* to award to the winners.*
**[02:59] Deme**
* Normally you'd decorate the skulls of*
* the losers and fill them with wine.*
**[03:03] Deme**
*But we're holding an Olympics without combat.*
**[03:06] Deme**
* We can't decapitate opponents*
* and turn their skulls into cups.*
**[03:09] Deme**
* Perhaps there's a nice*
* barbarian skull nearby...*
**[03:13] Deme**
What was I just thinking?
**[03:17] Deme**
What is this vessel?
**[03:18] Iwatani**
It's a toilet.
**[03:19] Iwatani**
I guess it's a kind of a vessel, but...
**[03:21] Deme**
Its shining white surface,
its beautiful curves...
**[03:26] Deme**
Toilets are marvelous!
**[03:27] Grandson**
Grandpa, I'm scared.
**[03:29] Prof**
He's impressed by something weird again.
**[03:31] Prof**
His culture's different from ours.
**[03:34] Child**
*Help, Dengeki Kamen!*
**[03:37] Kamen**
*Dengeki Kamen has arrived!*
***SIGN*** TV Action Serial
Dengeki Kamen
**[03:41] Text**
*Time travel...*
**[03:46] Deme**
Those who participate in and
win at the Tortonia field day
**[03:49] ---**
will be granted this helmet of Ares
and one-of-a-kind vessel, the toilet!
**[03:53] Villager C**
What a beautiful vessel!
**[03:55] Villager D**
Toilet? Is that the name of a god?
**[03:56] Mayor**
Come, men! Let's all
participate in the field day!
**[03:59] Villager C**
Yeah! I won't lose!
**[04:01] Villager D**
I want celebrate my victory by
drinking wine from that vessel...
**[04:05] All**
Toilet!
**[04:07] Iwatani**
I hope he doesn't experience
something like the Luzon jars...
***SIGN*** Luzon Jars
Sakai merchant Naya Sukezaemon
offered jars he acquired from Luzon (Philippines)
to Toyotomi Hideyoshi, the most powerful man
at the time. Hideyoshi was impressed by
the jars' beauty, but in fact, the jars were
used by locals as toilets, earning him
the wrath of Hideyoshi. (Other theories exist.)
**[04:11] Grandson**
Luzon jars?
**[04:12] ---**
Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
Music: Hayashi Akito
***SIGN*** Symposium (Party) Tonight
***SIGN*** Learn By Singing
Ancient Greece
***SIGN*** Honeuros the Bard
Ending Song #6
**[04:13] [SONG] Song**
100 sacrifices on the dance floor (Olympieion)
**[04:20] [SONG] Song**
Tonight is party night
**[04:23] [SONG] Song**
Party night
**[04:25] [SONG] Song**
Victory party night
**[04:28] [SONG] Song**
I wish I could eat, I wish I could eat
**[04:32] [SONG] Song**
A beef steak
**[04:34] [SONG] Song**
(Cow-shaped cakes for vegetarians)
**[04:35] [SONG] Song**
Maybe I'll erect, maybe I'll erect
**[04:39] [SONG] Song**
A bronze statue of myself
**[04:41] [SONG] Song**
(Costs 10 years' salary (3000 drachma))
**[04:43] [SONG] Song**
100 sacrifices on the dance floor (Olympieion)
**[04:51] [SONG] Song**
I want to hear, I want to hear
**[04:55] [SONG] Song**
Songs praising my victory
***SIGN*** Congratulations on Your Victory
**[04:57] Song**
(Songs written without watching the games)
# E7 - Sweet Olympia
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***SIGN*** Extra
***SIGN*** Olympia Kyklos
***SIGN*** Episode 7: Sweet Olympia
**[00:33] Villager**
I won!
**[00:34] Villager2**
No, I won!
**[00:35] Villager**
My chin crossed the finish line first!
**[00:38] Villager**
No, it was my nose!
**[00:40] Villager**
Demetrius, you were watching!
**[00:42] Villager**
I won, right?
**[00:43] Villager**
My nose crossed first, right?
**[00:45] Deme**
You don't need to be so unsociable...
**[00:47] Villager**
What are you talking about?
**[00:48] Villager**
Considering those prizes, I have to win!
**[00:51] Villager**
Yeah! If I lose, I'll have nothing!
**[00:53] Villager**
Only victory has any value!
**[01:00] Mayor**
You! You're not practicing
for the Tortonian Olympics?
**[01:04] Villager**
No matter how amazing the prizes are...
**[01:07] Villager**
There's no way we'll win.
**[01:08] Mayor**
A true Greek always pursues victory!
**[01:12] Deme**
What's wrong?
**[01:13] Mayor**
They're unmotivated because they think
there's no way they'll win any prizes.
**[01:17] Deme**
It can't be helped.
**[01:18] Deme**
I'll give you one of my newest vases.
**[01:20] Villager**
I don't need something heavy
that will just get in the way.
**[01:22] Villager**
And the painting kind of sucks.
**[01:24] Villager**
I don't want one, either.
**[01:26] ---**
The painting is just so...
**[01:27] Mayor**
I don't want one, either.
**[01:28] Mayor**
After all, the painting sucks.
**[01:31] Deme**
*They don't all have to say they suck...*
**[01:38] Child**
I don't want something so crappy.
**[01:40] Child**
I don't want something this crappy, either.
**[01:42] Deme**
Don't say they're crappy or
that you don't want them!
***SIGN*** Homare
Milk
Chocolate
***SIGN*** Candies – Toys – Stationery
Yoshida's Store
**[01:46] Iwatani**
You keep appearing in all kinds of places.
**[01:49] Deme**
These children were calling
my vase paintings crappy.
**[01:52] Child**
No, no. We were trying to say the
player on this card sucks at baseball.
**[01:59] Deme**
There are pictures of men wielding
weapons on these papyrus sheets!
**[02:01] Iwatani**
They're players famous for their athleticism.
**[02:04] Iwatani**
They're the children's gods.
**[02:06] Deme**
Paintings of gods?
**[02:07] Deme**
These are easier to carry than vases.
**[02:10] Grandson**
You get one when you buy
one of these candies.
***SIGN*** Caramel Pro Baseball
**[02:11] ---**
10 yen
**[02:14] Deme**
Marvelous... Truly marvelous...
**[02:16] Deme**
These are fantastic.
**[02:17] Iwatani**
I hate to do this again, but...
**[02:20] Grandson**
It's fine. Here, you can have one.
**[02:22] Deme**
Another sacred artifact!
**[02:26] Deme**
This must be love...
**[02:28] Deme**
No, I have Apollonia... but... but no, I...
***SIGN*** °At the time, a grown man's love for a boy was considered nobler than a man's love for a woman.
**[02:32] Grandson**
What are you mumbling about?
**[02:35] Grandson**
Grandpa, it's almost time
for the throat boast.
**[02:38] Iwatani**
You're right.
**[02:39] ---**
Do you want to come to the throat boast, too?
**[02:42] Deme**
Throat boast?
**[02:44] ---**
You're going to show off your throats?
**[02:46] Deme**
There are men who possess throats like
Kronos, who swallowed five children?
**[02:46] ---**
Kronos
(known as Saturn in Roman mythology)
**[02:50] Deme**
Are you going to swallow this child?
**[02:52] Sign**
Olympics
**[02:52] Sign**
Open
**[02:53] Man**
*Olympia, Olympia, Olympics...*
**[02:58] Deme**
Oh, it's a singing competition.
**[03:01] Mc**
No registration is required!
**[03:02] Mc**
Would anyone like to sing?
**[03:04] Grandson**
I want to hear the foreigner sing.
**[03:07] Deme**
What? Sing? I can't!
**[03:10] Iwatani**
Sounds nice. I'd like to hear something, too.
**[03:12] Deme**
*I can't refuse this child's request.*
**[03:15] Mc**
Next up is Mr. Demetrius from Greece.
**[03:18] Mc**
He's singing an ancient Greek folk song.
**[03:24] Iwtani**
I can't believe there's something
you're worse at than painting.
**[03:28] Grandson**
Grandpa...
**[03:30] Mc**
I'm amazed you decided to
participate with that voice.
**[03:33] Mc**
You have incredible courage.
**[03:35] Mc**
Take these pencils as a participation award.
**[03:37] Deme**
Participation award? What's that?
**[03:39] Iwatani**
A prize given to reward the courage
**[03:41] ---**
and hard work it takes to
participate in a competition.
**[03:44] Deme**
I see! That's it!
**[03:47] Deme**
*This will work.*
**[03:52] Villager**
Yes! I won!
**[03:54] Villager**
Damn! I lost!
**[03:56] Villager**
Come on, give us our participation awards.
**[03:58] Deme**
Here you go.
**[03:59] ---**
°Artist's Recreation
**[03:59] ---**
Ancient Greek Sweet
Thrion
Comes with Olympic card!
**[04:00] Villager**
Yes! I got Zeus!
**[04:02] Villager**
Zeus is super!
**[04:03] ---**
Supreme Deity
Zeus
**[04:04] Villager**
Lucky!
**[04:06] Mayor**
All the villagers are participating! Amazing!
**[04:10] Villager**
Just a mayor card?
**[04:11] ---**
Tortonia's
Mayor Common
**[04:11] ---**
Common
**[04:12] Villager**
I don't want this.
**[04:13] Villager**
Me, neither.
**[04:14] Mayor**
What?!
**[04:15] ---**
Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
Music: Hayashi Akito
***SIGN*** Sweet Olympia
***SIGN*** Learn By Singing
Ancient Greece
***SIGN*** Honeuros the Bard
Ending Song #7
**[04:17] [SONG] ---**
Thrion thrion
**[04:17] Sign**
Thrion
**[04:17] ---**
Olympic Sweet
Thrion
**[04:21] [SONG] ---**
It is delicious
**[04:21] ---**
Olympic Sweet
Thrion
**[04:24] [SONG] ---**
As a fighter you should eat it
**[04:24] ---**
Official Ancient Olympic Sweet
**[04:27] ---**
Thrion
**[04:27] ---**
Olympic Sweet
Thrion
**[04:27] [SONG] ---**
Thrion thrion
**[04:31] [SONG] ---**
It is delicious
**[04:34] [SONG] ---**
You can eat it in the land of Olympia
**[04:34] ---**
We carry
Olympic Sweet
Thrion
**[04:37] [SONG] ---**
Knead together lard, milk, flour, eggs, and cheese (knead, knead!)
**[04:43] [SONG] ---**
Wrap it in a fig leaf and boil it
**[04:46] [SONG] ---**
Pour honey over it and enjoy (here!)
**[04:49] ---**
Ancient Greece's Official Sweet
Thrion
**[04:49] [SONG] ---**
Thrion thrion
**[04:50] ---**
Ancient Greece's Official Sweet
Thrion
**[04:53] [SONG] ---**
I want to eat it
**[04:56] [SONG] ---**
It's the grandfather of cheesecake
**[04:59] ---**
Other theories exist
**[04:59] ---**
(Including doubts that it even existed)
# E8 - Endless Summer
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYZJNQJGR/endless-summer)
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***SIGN*** Extra
***SIGN*** Olympia Kyklos
***SIGN*** Episode 8: Endless Summer
**[00:30] Mayor**
Soon we should select participants from
Tortonia for the Tortonian Olympics.
**[00:36] Deme**
Are there any viable
candidates in our village?
**[00:40] Mayor**
This man looks pretty strong.
**[00:42] ---**
How about pankration?
**[00:43] Deme**
This man likes building muscle,
but he's terrible at sports.
**[00:48] Villager**
I lost! A fight! To a child!
**[00:51] Mayor**
Are you guys good at anything?
**[00:54] Villager**
I'm good at playing the horn.
**[00:56] Honeuros**
I'm a good singer.
**[00:59] Deme**
See? There's nobody in our
village who likes sports.
**[01:03] Mayor**
Fine. Come up with some new games
that they'll be able to win.
**[01:06] Mayor**
Ones that don't overlap with the
Elian Olympics or other events!
**[01:11] Mayor**
I don't want people to flame
our village for plagiarism!
**[01:13] Deme**
More unreasonable demands?
**[01:15] Mayor**
Go on, go do your thing in that
place called Tokyo or whatever!
**[01:18] Mayor**
Zeus, strike this man with a thunderbolt!
**[01:21] Deme**
Hey! Don't shove me into a vase!
**[01:24] Mayor**
How does this thing work?
**[01:28] Deme**
What is this?!
**[01:30] Deme**
There's a tiny person inside this box!
**[01:32] Iwatani**
It's that guy who keeps
popping up everywhere.
**[01:35] Iwatani**
I'm sure it's hard to come up
with new places to appear from.
**[01:37] Michiko**
I was surprised the first time I
saw a television. I understand.
**[01:42] ---**
Amateur Singing Contest
**[01:42] Deme**
Why is this man singing?
**[01:45] Iwatani**
It's a singing contest.
**[01:46] ---**
People compete to see who's the best singer.
**[01:48] Iwatani**
You participated in one the other day.
**[01:50] Deme**
I see. There are games that use the voice.
**[01:52] Grandson**
I want to watch something else.
**[01:55] Deme**
Those are different men.
**[01:55] ---**
Bodybuilding World Championships
**[01:57] Deme**
Is this box magical?
**[01:59] Deme**
They have muscles like Heracles.
**[02:01] Deme**
I see, it's boxing. No, is it wrestling?
**[02:05] Deme**
They're not doing anything at all!
**[02:06] Iwatani**
This event is about showing off the body.
**[02:09] Deme**
What? In other words, they're treating
their own bodies like sculptures.
**[02:12] Deme**
This is it!
**[02:15] Deme**
So I've come up with the
Men's Beauty Contest!
**[02:17] Deme**
It's a competition featuring
the body's beauty.
**[02:20] Deme**
Then there's the calling contest.
**[02:22] Deme**
Participants battle using their voices.
**[02:24] Deme**
They call each other's names,
**[02:25] ---**
and the person who generates
the most enthusiasm wins.
**[02:28] Deme**
Well? What do you think
of these creative events?
**[02:31] Mayor**
They already exist.
**[02:31] Deme**
Huh?
**[02:32] Mayor**
Those already exist. They already
have those in the Olympics!
***SIGN*** At the Ancient Olympics
***SIGN*** BC 400, Unknown Origins
**[02:35] Deme**
What?!
**[02:35] Mayor**
Try again!
**[02:37] Deme**
Hey! Stop that!
**[02:41] Deme**
Are there any good ideas?
**[02:42] Deme**
This is it!
**[02:45] Deme**
The trumpet contest.
**[02:46] Deme**
Picture an Olympics that
begins with beautiful music.
**[02:49] Deme**
It will excite the fans.
**[02:50] Mayor**
That already exists!
***SIGN*** At the Ancient Olympics
**[02:51] Mayor**
Tokyopolis is behind the times!
**[02:53] Deme**
They're advanced!
**[02:54] Deme**
Their machines are incredible!
**[02:55] Mayor**
Come on, come on!
**[03:00] Deme**
This is it!
**[03:02] Deme**
This is called a railroad.
**[03:03] Deme**
Long roads are built that allow people
**[03:05] ---**
to travel across land like
a ship crosses the sea.
***SIGN*** Diolkos BC 700
**[03:07] Mayor**
That already exists!
**[03:08] Mayor**
Haven't you heard of the Diolkos?
**[03:09] Deme**
What?!
**[03:13] Deme**
This is called a tumbler lock.
**[03:14] Mayor**
That already exists!
***SIGN*** BC 4000, Ancient Egypt
**[03:17] Deme**
Gears!
**[03:18] Mayor**
That already exists!
**[03:20] Deme**
Spiral staircase! Crane and winch! Caliper!
**[03:22] Mayor**
That already exists! That already
exists! That already exists!
***SIGN*** BC 470, Temple of Selinunte
***SIGN*** BC 480, Hellespont
***SIGN*** BC 800, Sunken Ship
**[03:25] Deme**
In that case, how about the automatic
door and vending machine?
***SIGN*** By Ancient Inventor Heron
**[03:29] Mayor**
They don't exist yet, but I have a feeling
they'll be invented in about 100 years!
**[03:32] Deme**
No!
**[03:33] Deme**
This time, come and get me, thunderbolts!
**[03:38] Zeus**
Enough already.
**[03:40] Deme**
Zeus...
**[03:41] Mayor**
Tokyo may be an amazing place,
but Tortonia, Greece, isn't so bad either.
**[03:49] Deme**
Indeed. I'd become obsessed with Tokyopolis,
**[03:51] ---**
a land overflowing with the unknown,
**[03:53] ---**
over this village that has nothing
beyond the sea and its greedy mayor.
**[03:57] Mayor**
Other worlds seem more attractive when
you're young and don't know things.
**[04:02] Deme**
Mayor...
**[04:03] Mayor**
Since I was young, I've worked hard to make
this village, poor in resources, prosper.
**[04:08] Mayor**
So I want you to work hard for
the sake of this village, and...
**[04:13] Deme**
For money?
**[04:15] Mayor**
That's right.
**[04:16] ---**
Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
Music: Hayashi Akito
***SIGN*** Endless Summer
***SIGN*** Learn By Singing
Ancient Greece
***SIGN*** Honeuros the Bard
Ending Song #8
**[04:18] [SONG] ---**
Together we ran
**[04:19] ---**
Protection From Summer's UV Rays
**[04:22] ---**
Perfumed Oil
Power
**[04:22] [SONG] ---**
Through the powerful summer sun
**[04:24] ---**
Cuts UV
**[04:24] ---**
3 Effects!
**[04:25] [SONG] ---**
Aryballos!
**[04:25] ---**
Protects Men's Summer Skin
**[04:25] ---**
Portal Perfumed Oil Vessel
**[04:29] [SONG] ---**
Your hard-working bare skin
**[04:29] ---**
Essential For Pankration!
**[04:32] [SONG] ---**
Glistens beautifully because of
**[04:36] ---**
Protects Men's Summer Skin
**[04:36] ---**
Portal Perfumed Oil Vessel
**[04:36] [SONG] ---**
Aryballos!
**[04:39] [SONG] ---**
When it comes to Hellenese body care
**[04:41] ---**
Body Care Product for Hellenese
**[04:41] ---**
Body Care Product Ranking
**[04:44] ---**
Protects Men's Summer Skin
**[04:44] [SONG] ---**
Aryballos!
**[04:45] ---**
Portal Perfumed Oil Vessel
**[04:46] ---**
Protects Men's Summer Skin
**[04:46] ---**
Portal Perfumed Oil Vessel
**[04:47] ---**
Protects Men's Summer Skin
**[04:47] ---**
Portal Perfumed Oil Vessel
**[04:51] [SONG] ---**
After a workout use a strigil
**[04:51] ---**
For Removing Grime and Hair
Strigil
**[04:53] ---**
Remove oils,
sand, and grime
with this one tool!
**[04:55] [SONG] ---**
To remove any oils and grime!
# E9 - Build a Tropaion
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR3K2GKDR/build-a-tropaion)
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***SIGN*** Extra
***SIGN*** Olympia Kyklos
***SIGN*** Episode 9: Build a Tropaion!
**[00:32] Deme**
It's so hot.
**[00:34] Deme**
It'll be summer soon.
**[00:36] Mayor**
Speaking of summer, there's war!
**[00:37] Mayor**
It's the summer of war! The mayor's summer!
**[00:40] Mayor**
We're about to get busy!
**[00:41] Deme**
Surely we don't need to do this
every year when it's so hot out.
**[00:45] Deme**
In the first place, I don't like conflict.
**[00:47] Mayor**
You really are unusual.
**[00:49] Mayor**
Are you sure you're not a Japanese
voice actor pretending to be Greek?
**[00:53] Deme**
You're not making any sense.
**[00:55] Mayor**
My wife won't shut up about pillaging
new roof tiles since ours are broken.
**[01:02] Mayor**
And I'd like a cool staff for myself.
**[01:05] Mayor**
So get cracking! You guys, not me.
**[01:08] Deme**
We nearly got into a war with the
neighboring village recently.
**[01:10] Deme**
You seemed unhappy about that.
**[01:12] Mayor**
Those guys take things too seriously. I bet
a war with them would produce casualties.
**[01:16] Mayor**
What is this, the Persian War?
**[01:18] Mayor**
Greek wars should be more civilized!
***SIGN*** The Finest War
**[01:21] Deme**
I see...
**[01:22] Mayor**
I don't like being invaded,
but I love wars that I can win!
**[01:25] Mayor**
It's like getting honor and wealth for free!
**[01:28] Deme**
Honor and wealth again?
**[01:30] Mayor**
I know! If there's anything we can
use in our Olympics, go pillage it!
**[01:34] Mayor**
We'll use everything we can!
**[01:36] Deme**
We can't use stolen goods!
**[01:39] Mayor**
Can't, my ass!
**[01:41] Mayor**
You're the one who can't do anything,
Demetrius—no, Demitri-useless!
**[01:44] Mayor**
First you're scared of the Olympics,
and now you're scared of war?
**[01:48] Mayor**
You're scared of everything everyone likes!
**[01:50] Mayor**
Demitri-useless, hey! Demitri-useless, hey!
Demitri-useless, hey!
**[01:54] Deme**
You pillaging old man!
**[01:56] Mayor**
Wait! I'm not done dancing...
**[01:59] Deme**
*War... What a pain in the ass.*
**[02:02] Village**
Hey, Demetrius. It's nearly war season.
**[02:05] Village**
I'm thinking about taking
eight casks of wine with me.
**[02:07] Village**
You think that's enough?
**[02:08] Deme**
Do you think you're going on a picnic?
**[02:10] Deme**
Dried figs don't count as snacks, you know.
**[02:13] Village**
You're just a low-class citizen.
**[02:15] Village**
Your job is to throw rocks from afar.
**[02:17] ---**
You've got nothing to worry about.
**[02:18] Village**
I hope I'm lucky enough to steal
some new slaves this year.
**[02:22] Village**
At the very least, I'd like some new armor.
**[02:24] Village**
Oh, do you want to hear my list of
top ten items I've pillaged in wars?
***SIGN*** Top 10 Pillaged Items
**[02:28] Deme**
No!
**[02:29] Village**
Tada! Number 10 is this: a Spartan spear!
***SIGN*** Spartan Spear (Sparta)
**[02:32] Village**
Try holding it! Go on!
**[02:34] Deme**
I don't want to hold a—
**[02:38] Voice**
Time travel...
**[02:43] Iwatani**
Oh, it's you.
**[02:45] Deme**
Sir.
**[02:46] Iwatani**
Neither of us are surprised anymore.
**[02:49] Deme**
I have come numerous times now.
**[02:51] Iwatani**
You seem kind of down.
**[02:53] Deme**
It's nearly war season,
and I don't want to go.
**[02:57] Iwatani**
Apparently the Greeks wage
war during the summer.
***SIGN*** Celebrating the Olympics
**[03:00] Deme**
That's right. It's so hot and difficult,
**[03:02] ---**
but if you say that,
everyone treats you like a coward.
**[03:05] Deme**
I can't stand it.
**[03:07] Iwatani**
I see.
**[03:07] Deme**
Yes.
**[03:08] Deme**
When does Tokyopolis wage its wars?
**[03:13] Iwatani**
It's already over.
**[03:15] Deme**
What? I'm so jealous.
**[03:17] Deme**
When is the next one?
**[03:20] Iwatani**
I don't think we'll go to war anymore.
**[03:22] Deme**
What? This truly is an unusual polis.
**[03:26] Iwatani**
Do you have some time to spare?
**[03:32] Deme**
Tokyopolis is such an advanced city.
**[03:35] Deme**
Its wars must be even safer than Greece's.
**[03:37] Deme**
I'm jealous.
**[03:38] Iwatani**
Apparently not many people
died in ancient Greek wars.
**[03:43] Deme**
What?
**[03:43] Sign**
Apollo Theater
**[03:45] Deme**
It's a theater. What's on the program?
**[03:48] Deme**
Aristophanes' comedies
are popular these days.
**[03:52] Iwatani**
War.
**[03:53] Deme**
War? You mean Tokyo's? Intriguing.
**[04:03] Deme**
What is this?
**[04:05] Iwatani**
Mankind's advancements haven't been all good.
**[04:12] ---**
Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
Music: Hayashi Akito
***SIGN*** Build a Tropaion!
***SIGN*** Learn By Singing
Ancient Greece
***SIGN*** Honeuros the Bard
Ending Song #9
**[04:14] [SONG] ---**
Pai-pai-pai-pai pai-pai-pai-pai
**[04:15] [SONG] ---**
Tropaion!
**[04:16] ---**
Monument to Victory
**[04:16] ---**
Tropaion!
**[04:16] ---**
Monument to Victory
**[04:16] ---**
Tropaion!
**[04:19] [SONG] ---**
Let's build! Let's build
**[04:21] [SONG] ---**
A tropaion!
**[04:22] [SONG] ---**
If you win a war, build one in a hurry
**[04:26] [SONG] ---**
Let's celebrate! Let's celebrate!
**[04:28] ---**
Monument to Victory
**[04:28] ---**
Tropaion!
**[04:28] [SONG] ---**
A tropaion!
**[04:30] [SONG] ---**
We'll all sing songs of victory together
**[04:33] [SONG] ---**
Take the armor and helms stolen from our enemies
**[04:36] [SONG] ---**
Place them on a pillar and offer them to the gods
**[04:44] [SONG] ---**
Pai-pai-pai-pai pai-pai-pai-pai
**[04:45] [SONG] ---**
A tropaion!
**[04:46] ---**
Monument to Victory
**[04:46] ---**
Tropaion!
**[04:49] [SONG] ---**
Acquire! Acquire!
**[04:51] [SONG] ---**
A tropaion!
**[04:51] ---**
Monument to Victory
**[04:51] ---**
Tropaion!
**[04:52] [SONG] ---**
Someday these will become trophies!
# E10 - Spartans Are Scary
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***SIGN*** Extra
***SIGN*** Olympia Kyklos
***SIGN*** Episode 10: Spartans Are Scary
**[00:33] Deme**
*War is horrifying.*
**[00:35] Deme**
* I must prevent Tortonia from*
* becoming like Tokyopolis.*
**[00:39] Mayor**
Well, Demetri-useless?
**[00:41] Mayor**
Have you come up with some new games?
**[00:43] Deme**
Mayor, I'm not in the mood right now.
**[00:45] Mayor**
What's this, a new combat sport?
**[00:48] Mayor**
Good. Combat sports generate excitement.
**[00:51] Mayor**
All right. Let's try out
some boxing in the plaza!
**[00:53] Deme**
What?
**[00:57] Bard**
Ready, fight!
**[01:02] Fighter**
I surrender.
***SIGN*** Pose of Surrender
**[01:03] Bard**
We have a winner!
**[01:05] Fighter**
Boy, am I sweaty.
**[01:07] Fighter**
Not bad.
**[01:08] Fighter**
You, too.
**[01:09] Villager**
This is boxing?
**[01:11] Villager**
This is my first time seeing it.
What a strange game.
**[01:13] Mayor**
That's totally wrong!
**[01:14] ---**
They didn't hit each other at all!
**[01:16] Deme**
Their builds are too different.
**[01:18] ---**
It's only natural.
**[01:22] Spartan**
Y'all are doing some pretty dumb shit.
**[01:25] Spartan**
Y'all.
**[01:26] Mayor**
Who are you? I'm the mayor!
**[01:29] Mayor**
S-Spartans?!
**[01:31] Deme**
The strongest and mightiest?
**[01:32] Spartan**
We heard a rumor that this here
town was hosting an Olympic event.
**[01:37] Spartan**
We were just feeling out of shape since
there ain't been any wars recently.
**[01:41] Spartan**
For real.
**[01:42] Spartan**
We were thinking about going to
war with Tortonia for a workout,
**[01:46] Spartan**
but since it sounds fun,
Sparta will sponsor your Olympic games.
**[01:51] Spartan**
And those posturing guys from Elis have been
**[01:52] ---**
Officially Recognized by Zeus
**[01:52] ---**
Olympics
**[01:52] ---**
In the land of Elis!
**[01:55] ---**
acting like they're the creators
of the original Olympics.
**[01:57] Spartan**
True story.
**[01:59] Spartan**
But y'all, boxing and pankration?
**[02:02] ---**
Completely useless on an actual battlefield.
**[02:05] ---**
They're games.
**[02:06] Spartan**
Everyone doing those are idiots.
**[02:09] ---**
The only real combat sport is wrestling.
**[02:11] Spartan**
It's the only one.
**[02:12] Spartan**
For real.
**[02:13] Spartan**
All right. Should we treat
you boys to some practice?
**[02:17] Mayor**
This man's been saying he'd like
to try wrestling for a while now.
**[02:20] Deme**
What?!
**[02:20] Spartan**
Shall I train you, then?
**[02:23] Deme**
I-It's already late today,
so let's wait until tomorrow.
**[02:26] Deme**
This man said he'd like to
invite you all to his home.
**[02:29] Mayor**
What?!
**[02:30] Spartan**
If you insist.
**[02:34] (Flashback) Mayor**
You have to get stronger by
tomorrow and scare them off!
**[02:36] (Flashback) ---**
That's an order!
**[02:38] (Flashback) Mayor**
Golly, being joined by a group
of Spartans is like a dream!
**[02:42] Deme**
*I can't get stronger overnight!*
**[02:46] Voice**
Time travel...
**[02:51] Announce**
What's this? A mysterious foreign
wrestler has suddenly appeared!
**[02:53] Mob**
Where did he come from?
**[02:55] Announce**
Who is this man?
**[02:57] Mob**
What's his deal?
**[02:59] Announce**
He's been thrown out of
the ring in an instant!
**[03:02] Announce**
Why did he even come here?
**[03:05] Iwatani**
You sure do show up everywhere.
**[03:07] Deme**
Sir, you're always in the
most convenient places.
**[03:08] Deme**
What is this?
**[03:09] Iwatani**
This is "professional wrestling,"
or "pro wrestling" for short.
**[03:13] Deme**
Pro wrestling? Is it like wrestling?
**[03:16] Iwatani**
It's similar, but it's like a
combination of wrestling and acting.
**[03:20] Deme**
Wrestling and acting?
**[03:24] Deme**
That wrestler is screaming and
raging instead of fighting.
**[03:27] Deme**
What is he doing?
**[03:29] Iwatani**
He's performing on the mic.
**[03:31] Iwatani**
Wrestlers who are good at
this seem stronger and more
**[03:34] ---**
appealing than they actually are.
**[03:36] Deme**
Stronger than they are?
**[03:38] Deme**
Why are those wrestlers wearing those masks?
**[03:42] Iwatani**
Perhaps the fear inspired by
concealing their identities
**[03:44] ---**
makes them appear stronger than they are.
**[03:47] Deme**
Stronger than they are?
**[03:48] Deme**
That's it!
**[03:51] Deme**
Does any loud noise trigger it?!
**[03:52] Voice**
Time travel...
**[03:58] Spartan**
That guy from yesterday ain't here.
**[04:00] Deme**
Thanks for waiting. I've kept
you waiting too long, damn it!
**[04:05] Spartan**
The hell is he doing?
**[04:06] Deme**
Hello, damn you!
**[04:08] Deme**
Without any energy, you can't do anything!
**[04:10] Deme**
The time has come. I am Heracles Mask!
**[04:13] Spartan**
You've got guts.
**[04:14] Spartan**
Bring it on!
**[04:15] Deme**
I am a lion. I will become the lion!
**[04:18] Deme**
Ow!
**[04:22] Spartan**
I'll have to stay in this ridiculous
village a little longer and
**[04:25] ---**
teach y'all a thing or two.
**[04:28] Mayor**
That idiot...
**[04:30] Deme**
I'm really sorry...
**[04:32] ---**
Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
Music: Hayashi Akito
***SIGN*** Spartans Are Scary
***SIGN*** Learn By Singing
Ancient Greece
***SIGN*** Honeuros the Bard
Ending Song #10
**[04:33] [SONG] ---**
Sparta Sparta
**[04:35] [SONG] ---**
Spartans! Are scary!
**[04:37] [SONG] ---**
Spartans! Are scary!
**[04:40] [SONG] ---**
Strong! Stern! Merciless!
**[04:43] [SONG] ---**
Strong! Stern! Merciless!
**[04:45] [SONG] ---**
Sparta Sparta
**[04:47] [SONG] ---**
Spartans! Are scary!
**[04:49] [SONG] ---**
Spartans! Are scary!
**[04:52] [SONG] ---**
Steal! Kill! Invincible! Steal! Kill! Invincible!
**[04:55] [SONG] ---**
Warrior people! Warrior people!
# E11 - Different Country, Different Face
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***SIGN*** Olympia Kyklos
***SIGN*** Episode 11 Different Country, Different Face
**[00:34] Spartan**
What a miserable village.
**[00:36] Spartan**
For real.
**[00:39] Mayor**
Hey! I'm the mayor of Tortonia.
**[00:41] Mayor**
They're the nasty Spartans
staying in the village.
**[00:45] Mayor**
I hope they'll leave soon.
**[00:48] Deme**
Why do you sound like you're summarizing
the events of a previous episode?
**[00:51] Mayor**
Let me escape from reality a little.
**[00:54] Mayor**
It can't be helped. I'll entertain them
briefly before sending them home.
**[00:58] Mayor**
I guess I'll get something to eat.
**[01:00] Spartan**
So, what do y'all have planned
for the Tortonian Olympics?
**[01:04] Deme**
Footraces and pentathlons.
That kind of thing.
**[01:08] Spartan**
That's no good! Why don't
y'all copy the Spartans?
**[01:13] Spartan**
How about this?
**[01:14] Spartan**
Make starving children
fight over a wheel of cheese
**[01:17] Spartan**
while you watch and strike them with whips.
**[01:20] Spartan**
For real.
**[01:22] Deme**
How cruel!
**[01:24] Spartan**
Nothing cruel about it.
It's how we all grew up.
**[01:27] Spartan**
For real. Brings back memories.
**[01:30] Spartan**
At zero years of age, weak babies are thrown
off the edge of a cliff in a sorting ritual.
***SIGN*** Proper Sorting
**[01:35] Spartan**
Sorting Ritual!
**[01:37] Spartan**
At seven, we leave our parents and
learn to fight in the military.
***SIGN*** Welcome to the Army
**[01:41] Spartan**
Fight!
**[01:43] Spartan**
At 12, we're not fed properly,
and must survive by stealing.
***SIGN*** Live By Stealing
**[01:48] Spartan**
Survive!
**[01:49] Spartan**
At 18, we practice warfare
by killing slaves.
***SIGN*** Kill Slaves
**[01:53] Spartan**
Practice warfare!
**[01:55] Spartan**
That's who we are...
***SIGN*** Sparta
**[01:57] All**
Spartans!
**[02:00] Deme**
I'm genuinely glad I wasn't born a Spartan.
**[02:04] Mayor**
Spartans, please enjoy
this fresh seafood dish,
**[02:08] Mayor**
unique to coastal villages like Tortonia.
**[02:12] Spartan**
That's quite the feast.
**[02:15] Mayor**
Yes. I spent the money I value
more than my life to—
**[02:19] Spartan**
How dare you expose us to this, fool?!
**[02:21] Mayor**
What?!
**[02:23] Spartan**
You trying to spoil us
Spartans with luxuries?
**[02:26] Spartan**
We are Mr. Strict. Men who consume
luxurious dishes deserve to die!
**[02:31] Spartan**
We are the austere and masculine Spartans!
**[02:33] Spartan**
Death to fat men!
**[02:35] Spartan**
We whip the obese and the pale!
**[02:37] Spartan**
We are Spartans!
**[02:39] Spartan**
Men should die on the battlefield!
**[02:41] Spartan**
We don't dig graves for
men who grow old and die!
**[02:44] Spartan**
We are Spartans!
**[02:45] Mayor**
I'm sorry!
**[02:48] Spartan**
Can't be helped. Y'all don't
seem to know anything,
**[02:52] Spartan**
so we'll do y'all a huge favor by
preparing some Spartan dishes.
***SIGN*** Death to Luxurious Meals!
***SIGN*** Spartan Cooking
***SIGN*** Episode 1 (Final Episode) Melas Zomos
**[03:01] Spartan**
Today we'll be cooking the Spartan soul food
dish black soup, also known as melas zomos.
***SIGN*** Spartan Soul Food
Melas Zomos
(Serves 5)
**[03:07] Spartan**
The ingredients are thick pig's blood and
pig's feet, as well as salt and vinegar.
***SIGN*** Pig's blood: one pot full
***SIGN*** Pig's feet: as many as you prefer
***SIGN*** Salt: to taste Vinegar: to taste
**[03:12] Spartan**
Start by boiling the pig's blood.
***SIGN*** Boil the pig's blood.
**[03:15] Spartan**
Then add a splash of vinegar and salt.
***SIGN*** Add vinegar and salt.
**[03:17] Spartan**
The vinegar is added to prevent
the blood from coagulating.
***SIGN*** Point
***SIGN*** The vinegar is added to prevent
the blood from coagulating.
***SIGN*** Add the pig's feet.
**[03:20] Spartan**
Add the pig's feet, and once the dish
produces a sketchy aroma, it's ready.
***SIGN*** Ready to eat when it starts to smell sketchy!
**[03:25] Spartan**
This dish tastes so bad that
someone once said of its flavor,
***SIGN*** I now know why Spartans do not fear death
**[03:30] Spartan**
"I now know why Spartans do not fear death."
**[03:33] Spartan**
Come on, drink up.
**[03:58] Spartan**
You, too, woman.
**[03:59] Apo**
No way.
**[04:01] Spartan**
Hurry up and drink it.
**[04:02] Spartan**
I don't know how it is in other polis, but in
Sparta, women have to be strong, too.
**[04:05] Spartan**
Or shall I force you to drink it?
**[04:08] Apo**
No! Demetrius!
**[04:10] Deme**
Stop this!
**[04:13] Spartan**
Oh? You dare defy us?
**[04:16] Spartan**
This means war!
**[04:20] ---**
Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
Music: Hayashi Akito
***SIGN*** Different Country, Different Face
***SIGN*** Learn By Singing
Ancient Greece
***SIGN*** Honeuros the Bard
Ending Song #11
**[04:23] [SONG] Song**
We are Spartans, we are stoic
**[04:27] [SONG] Song**
We have no no no interest in money
**[04:30] [SONG] Song**
(no no no)
**[04:30] [SONG] Song**
We have no no no interest in luxuries
**[04:34] [SONG] Song**
(no no no)
**[04:35] [SONG] Song**
But, but
**[04:36] [SONG] Song**
Outside our borders (outside our borders)
**[04:41] [SONG] Song**
We are crazy for money
**[04:45] [SONG] Song**
"An opportunity to make money!"
**[04:47] [SONG] Song**
Within our borders (within our borders)
**[04:51] [SONG] Song**
We are stoic as usual
**[04:55] [SONG] Song**
We have no no no interest in money
**[04:58] [SONG] Song**
(no no no)
# E12 - Goodbye Sparta
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***SIGN*** Extra
***SIGN*** Olympia Kyklos
***SIGN*** Episode 12: Goodbye Sparta
**[00:33] Spartan**
This means war between Sparta and Tortonia!
**[00:36] Spartan**
Let's head home and get things started.
**[00:38] Mayor**
W-War against Sparta?! The warrior people?!
**[00:43] Deme**
W-Wait a minute!
**[00:45] Deme**
There's no point in going
to war against our village.
**[00:47] Deme**
Fighting such a weak village would tarnish
Sparta's glorious military history.
**[00:52] Sparta**
Oh?
**[00:54] Apo**
He's right.
**[00:55] ---**
The name Tortonia is synonymous
with "lame village."
**[00:57] Mayor**
What?
**[00:58] Apo**
Neighboring villages say they're
embarrassed just to hear our name.
**[01:01] Mayor**
What?
**[01:01] Apo**
If a monument were to be engraved with
the words "Tortonia vs. Sparta,"
**[01:04] ---**
you'd be disgraced for an eternity.
**[01:06] Mayor**
You guys...
**[01:08] Sparta**
Indeed. You're right.
**[01:10] Deme**
So let's compete through sports instead.
**[01:13] Deme**
Sparta is the strongest.
**[01:14] ---**
You could easily win, even in our territory.
**[01:17] Sparta**
Of course.
**[01:18] Deme**
Then, we'll select the games.
**[01:21] ---**
We'll let you know tomorrow.
**[01:27] Deme**
*There's no way. There's no way this time.*
**[01:30] Deme**
* I don't think I'd even win an*
* egg race, and I'm good at that.*
**[01:33] Deme**
* I know. Tokyopolis always*
* gets me out of trouble.*
**[01:35] Deme**
*Lightning, come! Come on! Zeus!*
**[01:38] Deme**
* Rolling thunder followed*
* by crackling lightning!*
**[01:45] Deme**
There isn't a cloud in the sky!
**[01:51] Deme**
What's that?
**[01:54] Deme**
It's that soup!
**[01:57] Deme**
Huh, what? You want me to drink it?
**[01:59] Deme**
That's it. You're saying
the shock produced by
**[02:01] ---**
its extreme nastiness will
send me to Tokyopolis.
**[02:03] Deme**
Got it. I'll drink it.
**[02:10] Deme**
Nothing's happening!
**[02:11] Deme**
Another sip...
**[02:16] Deme**
Time travel...
**[02:20] Deme**
It's not taking me there!
**[02:22] Deme**
What? I'm not supposed to drink it?
**[02:25] Deme**
This is a painting of a game
I witnessed in Tokyopolis!
**[02:29] Deme**
It was a strange game in which
participants competed for food...
**[02:39] Bard**
The bread eating contest will now begin.
**[02:42] Spartan**
The hell is a bread eating contest?
Sounds stupid!
**[02:45] Spartan**
For real!
**[02:47] Deme**
I'm sorry. You did say you
could easily win any game.
**[02:51] Spartan**
Of course we'll win.
**[02:53] Spartan**
If we lose, we'll pay you.
**[02:54] Mayor**
Money?!
**[02:57] Bard**
Ready, apete!
**[03:02] Mayor**
He's terrible at this!
**[03:06] Spartan**
*This is too easy.*
**[03:07] Spartan**
* I just have to eat this and*
* cross the finish line, right?*
**[03:10] Spartan**
*This an extremely high-quality lobster roll!*
***SIGN*** High-quality Lobster Roll
**[03:14] Spartan**
Men who consume luxurious
dishes deserve to die!
**[03:18] Spartan**
What about the other breads?
***SIGN*** High-quality Steamed Eel Roll
**[03:20] Spartan**
High-quality steamed eel roll?
**[03:22] Spartan**
Parrotfish and cheese
roll fried in olive oil?
***SIGN*** Parrotfish and Cheese Roll Fried in Olive Oil
**[03:24] Spartan**
Made by the legendary epicurean Archestratus?
***SIGN*** Daedalus Gourmet
***SIGN*** Today's Bread
**[03:26] ---**
Made by Legendary
**[03:26] ---**
Epicurean Archestratus
**[03:28] Spartan**
*If I eat these, the king of Sparta will...*
**[03:33] ---**
*tear me limb from limb!*
**[03:39] Deme**
Delicious! It's delicious!
**[03:42] Mayor**
Well done, Demetrius!
**[03:44] Deme**
I did it!
**[03:45] Spartan**
Damn it. Y'all will pay for this.
**[03:48] Mayor**
Are you really going to pay us, too?
**[03:52] Spartan**
A man don't go back on his word.
**[03:54] Mayor**
Yahoo!
**[03:55] Spartan**
Here.
**[03:56] Mayor**
What are those iron skewers?
**[03:58] Spartan**
Spartan currency, obviously.
***SIGN*** °Spartan Skewer-shaped Obols
**[04:01] Spartan**
Six of them is worth one drachma.
**[04:03] Mayor**
Actually, never mind.
**[04:05] Spartan**
Just take them!
**[04:08] Mayor**
Ow!
**[04:10] Mayor**
There's one more episode.
***SIGN*** Goodbye Sparta
**[04:12] ---**
Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
Music: Hayashi Akito
***SIGN*** Learn By Singing
Ancient Greece
***SIGN*** Honeuros the Bard
Ending Song #12
**[04:15] [SONG] ---**
150 couples
**[04:21] [SONG] ---**
Head to the battlefield together
**[04:26] [SONG] ---**
The joy of fighting with you in battle
**[04:32] [SONG] ---**
I'll do my best
**[04:34] [SONG] ---**
Not to embarrass myself
**[04:39] [SONG] ---**
The joy of defending you in battle
**[04:44] [SONG] ---**
If you die
**[04:46] [SONG] ---**
I'll avenge you by charging into battle
**[04:51] [SONG] ---**
They are the men who defeated the invincible Spartans
**[04:55] [SONG] ---**
Sacred Band of Thebes
# E13 - LADY discrimination
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***SIGN*** Olympia Kyklos
***SIGN*** Episode 13
**[00:31] ---**
Spartan
Expulsion Party
***SIGN*** °Ancient Greek (Just Pretend)
**[00:33] All**
Ie paean!
***SIGN*** °Ie paean = cheers
**[00:35] Mayor**
In any case, I'm glad we were
able to drive off those Spartans!
**[00:40] Mayor**
Drink all you want, everyone!
**[00:42] Mayor**
I'll collect your payments at a later date!
**[00:44] Villager**
Demetrius, you drinking?
**[00:45] Deme**
Huh? Uh, yeah.
**[00:46] Villager**
You seem unenthusiastic
for the guest of honor.
**[00:47] Deme**
You think so?
**[00:48] Villager**
Should we get that started?
**[00:51] All**
Yeah!
**[00:52] Deme**
What?
**[00:53] Villager**
Is kottabos ever not
played at a Greek party?
**[00:57] All**
No!
**[00:58] All**
Kottabos! Kottabos!
**[01:02] Deme**
I've actually never played kottabos.
**[01:05] Villager**
It's easy.
**[01:06] Villager**
Hurl your remaining wine on that
target and topple the discs.
**[01:11] Villager**
The rules require you to shout
your beloved's name when you do.
**[01:14] Deme**
I don't understand Greece.
**[01:16] Villager**
I'd like to see Demetrius play kottabos.
**[01:19] All**
You're Hellenese, you're Hellenese.
**[01:22] All**
I am Leonidas.
**[01:24] Villager**
You're a Spartan?
***SIGN*** °Actual kottabos does not involve any shouting
**[01:26] Deme**
This isn't my kind of energy.
**[01:30] Deme**
Apollonia!
**[01:34] Villager**
Too bad, you failed.
**[01:35] Villager**
Demetrius, one more cup! One more cup!
**[01:39] Villager**
Demetrius, why are you
shouting a woman's name?
**[01:42] Villager**
You've gotta proclaim your love
for a young boy in kottabos!
**[01:49] Apo**
The party's in full swing.
**[01:51] Deme**
Apollonia!
**[01:53] Apo**
Turns out you're amazing, Demetrius.
**[01:55] Apo**
You're a genius who comes up with new sports.
**[01:58] Deme**
I'm nothing of the sort.
**[01:59] Apo**
Could you come up with some
games that women could play?
**[02:03] Apo**
Apparently, Spartan women
participate in athletics, too.
**[02:08] Deme**
We're not war-like barbarians.
**[02:11] Deme**
Women shouldn't play sports.
**[02:14] Apo**
That kind of thinking is outdated.
**[02:17] Apo**
It's the first year of the 95th Olympiad.
**[02:19] Apo**
Forget it.
**[02:21] Deme**
Huh? What? Uh...
**[02:25] Deme**
I screwed up! Apollonia hates me!
**[02:28] Deme**
I must redeem myself somehow! Gods!
**[02:31] Voice**
Time travel...
**[02:37] Student**
Are you all right?
**[02:40] Deme**
I'm fine. My body is strong.
**[02:42] Student**
You're the handsome but strange,
suspicious Greek man...
**[02:46] ---**
or someone who looks like him?
**[02:49] Deme**
What are they doing?
**[02:52] Deme**
This is...
**[02:54] Deme**
It's a sport for women.
**[02:56] Deme**
If I bring this back to Greece...
**[02:58] Coach**
Why the hell are you playing around?
**[03:01] Student**
Coach!
**[03:01] Coach**
You can do it if you try! Try until you can!
**[03:04] Student**
Yes, sir!
**[03:05] Coach**
Quit dawdling, Tagi!
**[03:07] Student**
Please, sir!
**[03:09] Coach**
Yasumura, you can sleep when you're dead!
**[03:13] Deme**
It's no use. This is too intense.
**[03:16] Deme**
I'll have to find something else.
**[03:19] Student**
He told anyone who wasn't
motivated to go, so I left.
**[03:22] Student**
Hey, what do you usually do?
What's your name?
**[03:24] Deme**
*What's that?*
**[03:25] Deme**
*They're playing by spinning hoops.*
**[03:29] Deme**
*That could be done using hoop rolling hoops.*
**[03:31] Deme**
*Come to think of it, I've heard Hippocrates
said hoop rolling is good for your health.*
**[03:33] ---**
I recommend it!
**[03:33] ---**
The "Father of Medicine"
**[03:33] ---**
Hippocrates Endorsed!
**[03:33] ---**
Good for your health!
***SIGN*** °Personal experiences may differ
**[03:37] Deme**
*If I introduce this as a sport...*
**[03:37] ---**
Just spin the hoop!
**[03:37] ---**
Demetrius' idea!
A new sport!
**[03:38] ---**
Good for your health!
***SIGN*** °Personal experiences may differ
**[03:47] Apo**
I bet this helps maintain
a beautiful figure, too.
**[03:51] Apo**
So, how do you win?
**[03:54] Iwatani**
For the Ancient Greeks,
most sports were competitive.
**[03:59] Deme**
What? Uh...
**[04:00] Deme**
Whoever drops their hoop first offers their
heart as a sacrifice... or something?
**[04:06] Apo**
What?!
**[04:10] Owl**
Idiots.
**[04:12] ---**
Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
Music: Hayashi Akito
***SIGN*** Learn By Singing
Ancient Greece
***SIGN*** Honeuros the Bard
Ending Song #13
**[04:14] [SONG] ---**
Lady discrimination bi-go-try!
**[04:18] [SONG] ---**
Not allowed to play sports
**[04:22] [SONG] ---**
WHAT no rights for a LADY
**[04:25] [SONG] ---**
No right to vote
**[04:29] [SONG] ---**
Property rights! Citizenship!
**[04:31] [SONG] ---**
A democracy for men
**[04:35] [SONG] ---**
Lady discrimination bi-go-try!
**[04:39] [SONG] ---**
Not allowed to play sports
**[04:43] [SONG] ---**
WHAT even for a LADY who is not allowed to do anything
**[04:47] [SONG] ---**
There is a place where she can take flight
**[04:51] [SONG] ---**
Where she can play sports
**[04:53] [SONG] ---**
Yes, it is Sparta
# E14 - What is Your Thlon
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***SIGN*** Extra
***SIGN*** Olympia Kyklos
***SIGN*** Episode 14 What is Your Thlon
***SIGN*** I visited Olympia,
birthplace of
the original
Eleian Olympics ♥
**[00:34] Mayor**
The original Eleian Olympics brand is strong.
**[00:39] Mayor**
Just having words like
"original" and "birthplace"
***SIGN*** Original Athenean-style
Baklava
***SIGN*** Birthplace of
Bean Soup
**[00:42] Mayor**
on your shop's sign brings
customers flooding in.
**[00:47] Deme**
You think so?
**[00:49] Mayor**
I wish I could say Tortonia was the
birthplace of at least one game.
**[00:54] Deme**
Stuffing olives up your nose then blowing
them out originated in Tortonia.
**[00:58] Mayor**
Not those! Something cooler
and more mainstream!
**[01:00] Mayor**
I know! We'll pretend we invented something!
**[01:03] Deme**
That's ridiculous. Someone's
bound to find out.
**[01:05] Mayor**
I'm sure men of the future will just
decided based off vase paintings.
***SIGN*** Men Of the Future
**[01:10] Mayor**
If you paint something,
they'll think it was so.
**[01:13] Deme**
If we get up to something, it could cause
a problem and affect the tournament.
**[01:17] Mayor**
Come up with a plausible origin
story and leave our mark on history.
**[01:20] Mayor**
You should depict... the pentathlon.
**[01:23] Mayor**
It's the king of sports
featuring discus throwing,
**[01:25] Mayor**
long jump, javelin throwing,
wrestling, and stadion!
**[01:29] Mayor**
And would you believe it?
Tortonia was the birthplace of the pentathlon!
**[01:34] Mayor**
So cool!
**[01:35] Mayor**
Think about it!
**[01:39] Deme**
I can't do it!
**[01:41] Voice**
Time travel...
**[01:48] Iwatani**
You sure do time travel and hang out
in my house like you belong here.
**[01:53] Deme**
I'm sorry. I was just thinking.
**[01:56] Iwatani**
It's like something you'd see in comics.
**[01:59] Iwatani**
Here. I'll hear what you have
to say over some snacks.
**[02:03] Deme**
Thank you.
**[02:08] Iwatani**
The origin of the pentathlon?
**[02:09] Iwatani**
I don't know about the ancient pentathlon,
but I do know about the modern pentathlon.
**[02:13] Deme**
Modern pentathlon? What is that like?
***SIGN*** Sports News
**[02:16] Iwatani**
First, there's horseback riding.
***SIGN*** Horseback
Riding
**[02:17] Iwatani**
Even ancient Greece has horse events, right?
**[02:21] Iwatani**
Then there's fencing.
***SIGN*** Fencing
**[02:22] Iwatani**
It's sword-based combat.
**[02:24] Iwatani**
Then there's shooting.
***SIGN*** Shooting
**[02:26] Iwatani**
It's sort of like an archery competition.
**[02:30] Iwatani**
Next there's swimming.
***SIGN*** Swimming
**[02:33] Iwatani**
Finally, there's cross country.
***SIGN*** Cross Country Running
**[02:35] Iwatani**
It's a footrace through the mountains.
**[02:38] Deme**
This makes no sense!
**[02:40] Deme**
It's far more ridiculous
than our own pentathlon!
**[02:44] Iwatani**
You seem happy about that.
**[02:45] Iwatani**
But even this has a proper origin story.
**[02:48] Deme**
What?
**[02:49] Iwatani**
Long ago, there was a country called France.
**[02:51] Iwatani**
This was back when they had
an emperor named Napoleon.
**[02:54] Iwatani**
There was an officer who was ordered to
report his military achievements to his men.
***SIGN*** Report your military achievements to your men!
**[02:58] Iwatani**
He charged through enemy lines on horseback,
***SIGN*** Charge enemy lines on horseback!
**[03:00] Iwatani**
defeated enemies using sword and gun,
***SIGN*** Defeat enemies using your gun and sword!
***SIGN*** Swim across the river!
**[03:02] Iwatani**
swam across river, and ran
through mountains to do it!
***SIGN*** Run through the mountains!
**[03:06] Iwatani**
And the pentathlon was based off of that.
**[03:08] Deme**
I see. I'm surprised.
**[03:11] Deme**
So it's based on a single story.
**[03:13] Deme**
It seemed crazy, but it wasn't after all!
**[03:17] Iwatani**
Yeah, your existence is way crazier.
**[03:23] Deme**
I should base it off of a story.
**[03:27] Wife**
You good-for-nothing!
**[03:31] Deme**
Mayor? And his wife?
**[03:34] Wife**
The Olympics? You must be dreaming!
**[03:39] Mayor**
No! I promise I'll make money this time!
**[03:47] Wife**
Hurry up and conquer the mayor
of a neighboring village!
**[03:54] Wife**
You useless husband!
**[03:58] Mayor**
She's going to kill me!
**[04:03] Deme**
This is the origin of the pentathlon!
***SIGN*** What is Your Thlon
**[04:07] ---**
Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
Music: Hayashi Akito
***SIGN*** Learn By Singing
Ancient Greece
***SIGN*** Honeuros the Bard
Ending Song #14
***SIGN*** Something-thlon Exercise
**[04:08] [SONG] Song**
Two games makes a biathlon
**[04:11] [SONG] Song**
Shooting and skiing
**[04:14] [SONG] Song**
Three games makes a triathlon
**[04:17] [SONG] Song**
Swimming, biking, long-distance running
**[04:20] [SONG] Song**
Four games makes a tetrathlon
**[04:22] [SONG] Song**
Hurdles, shot-put, running high jump, and short-distance running
**[04:26] [SONG] Song**
Five games makes a pentathlon
**[04:28] [SONG] Song**
Long jump, discus throwing, stadion, javelin throwing, and wrestling
**[04:31] [SONG] Song**
Seven games makes a heptathlon
**[04:33] [SONG] Song**
Hurdles, running high jump, shot-put, 200m race, long jump javelin throwing, and middle-distance running
**[04:37] [SONG] Song**
Eight games makes an octathlon
**[04:39] [SONG] Song**
100m race, long jump, shot-put, 400m race, 110m hurdles, javelin throwing, running high jump, and 1500m race
**[04:43] [SONG] Song**
Ten games makes an decathlon
**[04:44] [SONG] Song**
100m race, long jump, shot-put, running high jump 400m race, 110m hurdles, discus throw, pole vaulting, javelin throwing, and 1500m race
**[04:49] [SONG] Song**
20 games makes an icosathlon
**[04:50] [SONG] Song**
100m race, long jump, 200m hurdles, shot-put, 5000m race, 800m race, running high jump, 400m race, hammer throw, 3000m obstacle course,
110m hurdles, discus throw, 200m race, pole vault, 3000m race, 400m hurdles, javelin throwing, 1500m race, triple jump, and 10000m race
***SIGN*** Editor (35)
***SIGN*** Director (41)
***SIGN*** Chief Editor (41)
# E15 - Market of Dreams
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR79EJGV6/market-of-dreams)
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***SIGN*** Extra
***SIGN*** Olympia Kyklos
***SIGN*** Episode 15 Market of Dreams
**[00:32] Sign**
Tortonian Olympics Administrative Office
**[00:35] Mayor**
Is this the Tortonian Olympics
Administrative Office?
**[00:38] Deme**
You're the one who put up that sign, mayor.
**[00:41] Mayor**
Free of charge.
**[00:41] Mayor**
More importantly, I went to a nearby
village to prepare for a little war...
**[00:46] Deme**
War again?
**[00:48] Mayor**
It's just another skirmish that
won't produce any casualties.
**[00:51] Mayor**
Anyway, they all told me they hadn't
heard of the Tortonian Olympics!
**[00:55] Deme**
Of course they haven't.
We haven't really told anyone.
**[00:58] Mayor**
You idiot!
**[00:59] Mayor**
It won't be lively at all,
unless people come from all over Greece!
**[01:02] Mayor**
Who's going to spend their
money in this village?
**[01:05] Deme**
Is that my job, too?
**[01:08] Mayor**
It sure is! It's only natural that you do it,
as the event's administrative officer!
**[01:11] Mayor**
Spread the word about the Tortonian
Olympics across all of Greece!
**[01:14] Mayor**
I'm busy with the war!
**[01:18] Deme**
*How am I supposed to spread the word?*
**[01:21] Deme**
* If I could that we'd already*
* be a popular anime!*
**[01:25] Voice**
Time travel...
***SIGN*** Airing
now!
***SIGN*** Extra
***SIGN*** Olympia Kyklos
***SIGN*** Watch it with your family
**[01:28] Tv**
*Super popular!*
**[01:30] Tv**
*Everyone's heard of Olympian Curry!*
**[01:32] Tv**
*Eat some and become an outstanding athlete!*
**[01:36] Tv**
*Olympian Curry!*
***SIGN*** Olympian Curry
**[01:38] Deme**
It's the moving picture box.
**[01:40] Iwatani**
You're back.
**[01:42] Deme**
What is the box showing today?
**[01:45] Iwatani**
These are commercials.
**[01:47] Iwatani**
They inform lots of people
about new products.
**[01:51] Deme**
That's exactly what I've been looking for!
**[01:54] Tv**
*The brilliance you've been searching for...*
***SIGN*** The brilliance you've been searching for...
***SIGN*** Apollo
Cosmetics
**[01:57] Tv**
*Apollo Cosmetics.*
**[01:59] Deme**
Sir, may I take this with me?
**[02:02] Iwatani**
You can't have that.
**[02:04] Grandson**
Mister, you're being unreasonable.
**[02:06] Deme**
But you gave me all kinds of stuff,
like the golden papyrus.
**[02:10] Iwatani**
I'm still making monthly payments on that.
**[02:12] Iwatani**
Let's go outside.
**[02:16] Deme**
In the first place, it would be difficult
to reach all of Greece with a single box.
***SIGN*** Hippocrates Ointment
**[02:22] Deme**
What's that man doing?
**[02:24] Iwatani**
He's walking around
with advertisements written
**[02:26] Iwatani**
on two boards hanging off
both sides of his body.
**[02:28] Deme**
So he's a walking sign.
***SIGN*** Toriyon
Coffee
**[02:32] Deme**
That's it!
***SIGN*** Ancient Greek Battlefield
**[02:35] Soldier**
Tortonia soldiers, gather round!
***SIGN*** Tortonian Olympics
***SIGN*** We're Holding an Olympic Event!
**[02:47] Enemy**
Tortonian Olympics?
**[02:50] Enemy**
Seriously?
**[02:51] Enemy**
Looks kind of interesting.
***SIGN*** Advertisement:
Tortonian Olympics
***SIGN*** All of Greece
is talking about it!
***SIGN*** Come one,
come all!
**[02:54] Enemy**
This is no time for war.
***SIGN*** Tortonian Olympics
***SIGN*** Urgent Announcement
**[02:57] Narration**
And so, Tortonian advertisement soldiers
were dispatched across the land
**[03:01] Narration**
and Tortonian merchants were
seen distributing free shields
**[03:05] Narration**
painted with advertisements
on many battlefields.
**[03:09] Mayor**
It's a huge success!
**[03:10] Mayor**
All of Greece is talking
about the Tortonian Olympics!
**[03:15] Deme**
The advertisements are casting a wet blanket
over battles, diminishing the conflicts.
**[03:20] Deme**
I'm glad, as well.
**[03:21] Eleia**
Ahem.
**[03:22] Eleia**
What exactly are the Tortonian Olympics?
**[03:27] Eleia**
Sure seems awful similar to our Olympics.
***SIGN*** Eleian
Olympics Committee
**[03:30] Eleia**
You've done your research.
**[03:34] Mayor**
An Eleian.
**[03:35] Eleia**
Sounds truly entertaining.
**[03:39] Deme**
Yes, doesn't it?
**[03:40] Mayor**
Idiot!
**[03:41] Eleia**
Enough already.
**[03:42] Eleia**
Can't you tell I'm telling y'all
to stop calling it the Olympics?
**[03:48] Mayor**
What? Oh, what we're holding
isn't an Olympic event...
**[03:51] Eleia**
Are you saying I misheard
y'all calling it the Olympics?
**[03:55] Deme**
Oh, uh, um...
**[03:58] Deme**
It's the Tolympics.
***SIGN*** Tolympics
**[03:59] Eleia**
Tolympics?
**[04:03] Mayor**
What kind of name is that?
***SIGN*** Market of Dreams
**[04:06] ---**
Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
Music: Hayashi Akito
***SIGN*** Learn By Singing
Ancient Greece
***SIGN*** Honeuros the Bard
Ending Song #15
**[04:09] [SONG] Song**
What do you desire? Whatever you dream of
**[04:13] [SONG] Song**
It can all be found at the Olympic festival
***SIGN*** Olympics
***SIGN*** Books
***SIGN*** Wine
Beef
Ceramics
***SIGN*** Open 776 BCE!
***SIGN*** (Oldest recorded Olympic festival)
**[04:21] [SONG] Song**
Whether you want to sell
**[04:23] [SONG] Song**
Whether you want to buy
**[04:25] [SONG] Song**
If you want books, come to the Olympic festival
***SIGN*** Olympics
***SIGN*** Books
***SIGN*** Wine
Beef
Ceramics
***SIGN*** Open 776 BCE!
***SIGN*** (Oldest recorded Olympic festival)
**[04:29] [SONG] Song**
"What? They're releasing Herodotus' new book!"
***SIGN*** Herodotus' new book
*The Histories*
To be released at the Olympics!
**[04:31] [SONG] Song**
Whether you want to sell
**[04:33] [SONG] Song**
Whether you want to buy
**[04:35] [SONG] Song**
If you want figures, come to the Olympic festival
***SIGN*** Olympics
***SIGN*** Books
***SIGN*** Wine
Beef
Ceramics
***SIGN*** Open 776 BCE!
***SIGN*** (Oldest recorded Olympic festival)
**[04:39] [SONG] Song**
"So many new works by that sculptor and that architect!"
**[04:43] [SONG] Song**
Wonderful music, wonderful tableware
**[04:47] [SONG] Song**
It can all be found at the Olympic festival
***SIGN*** Olympics
***SIGN*** Books
***SIGN*** Wine
Beef
Ceramics
***SIGN*** Open 776 BCE!
***SIGN*** (Oldest recorded Olympic festival)
***SIGN*** On the special Olympic stage!
***SIGN*** Sports events will be held!
(Main Event)
**[04:54] [SONG] Song**
"What? There's even a sports tournament?"
**[05:00] ---**
# E16 - Cheater
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***SIGN*** Extra
***SIGN*** Olympia Kyklos
***SIGN*** Episode 16 Cheater
**[00:31] Eleia**
Tolympics?
**[00:33] Mayor**
Th-That's right!
**[00:34] ---**
The Tortonian Olympics
is just a tentative name!
**[00:37] Mayor**
Its official name is the Tolympics!
**[00:40] Mayor**
It's completely different from
your ancient and noble Olympics!
**[00:44] Deme**
That's right! Ours is practically trash!
**[00:47] Mayor**
What?!
**[00:49] Eleia**
Fine, then.
**[00:51] Eleia**
But you used the name without
**[00:53] Eleia**
the authorization of the
Eleian Olympics Committee.
**[00:56] Eleia**
Unauthorized use of vase paintings
is strictly prohibited.
**[01:00] Both**
Yes, of course!
**[01:02] Eleia**
Goodbye, then.
**[01:06] Mayor**
That was close.
**[01:07] ---**
I thought Eleia was going to fine us.
**[01:10] Mayor**
I can't afford to lose any more money.
**[01:13] Deme**
Any more?
**[01:14] Mayor**
I spent too much money
promoting the Tolympics.
**[01:18] Mayor**
At this rate, even if we hold
the event, I'll be losing money.
**[01:21] Mayor**
Isn't there anything that
can be done, Demetrius?
**[01:24] Deme**
I don't know the first thing about money.
**[01:26] Mayor**
You brute! Don't you care about
the Tolympics you named yourself?
**[01:31] Mayor**
You need to come up with a revitalizing
idea that will make me money!
**[01:34] Mayor**
Find the golden apple tree!
**[01:37] Deme**
If I knew how to make money,
I'd make money for myself!
**[01:41] Voice**
Time travel...
**[01:45] Deme**
Where am I?
**[01:48] Man**
Are you a Roman?
**[01:50] Iwatani**
This man is an ancient Greek.
**[01:52] Deme**
Sir, what is this place?
**[01:55] Iwatani**
A public bathhouse.
**[01:56] Iwatani**
Apparently, they had them in
ancient Greek gymnasiums.
**[02:01] Iwatani**
I think the ancient Romans were
the first to use hot water.
**[02:06] Deme**
*A painting of Mt. Olympus. Marvelous...*
**[02:11] Deme**
What are these paintings
and words around it?
***SIGN*** Post-Bath
Milk and Juice
***SIGN*** Barber Midas
***SIGN*** Olive Soap
**[02:13] Iwatani**
They're advertisements.
**[02:15] Iwatani**
Sponsors, in other words,
the owners of the advertisements
**[02:19] ---**
pay money to promote their products.
**[02:21] Iwatani**
After all, people gather at public baths.
**[02:23] Deme**
I see. People will look at them.
**[02:27] Deme**
There are all kinds of advertisements.
**[02:30] Deme**
That fishmonger's advertisement is moving!
**[02:32] Iwatani**
That's a tattoo.
**[02:34] Deme**
It's a tattoo?
**[02:36] Deme**
It has beautiful colors the tattoos
of the barbarians of Thrace lack.
**[02:41] Deme**
I thought he'd painted an
advertisement on his body.
**[02:48] Deme**
Eureka! Eureka!
**[02:51] Iwatani**
Did you figure out how to
measure the volume of a shape?
**[02:54] Deme**
This is it!
**[02:56] Thug**
Who the hell are you?
**[02:57] Deme**
Huh?
**[03:00] Voice**
Time travel...
**[03:06] Deme**
Mayor!
**[03:07] Mayor**
What?
**[03:08] Deme**
Sponsors!
**[03:09] ---**
Tons of people will come to the Tolympics!
**[03:12] Deme**
Everyone will be watching the games!
**[03:15] Deme**
So we'll sell the rights to put up
advertisements on the bodies of the
**[03:18] ---**
athletes and the arenas, as official
sponsors of the Tolympics!
**[03:22] Deme**
Wine, bread, meat, fish,
cheese, fruit, olive oil!
**[03:27] Deme**
The athletes' entire bodies will
become vehicles for advertisements!
***SIGN*** Pilopos
Olive Orchard
***SIGN*** Cheese By
Pampilos
***SIGN*** Zosimus' Meats
***SIGN*** Zenon's
Wine Shop
***SIGN*** Alexis Bread
***SIGN*** Fruits
Hermagoras
**[03:28] ---**
Meliton Fresh Fish
**[03:31] Mayor**
I see! That'll make money!
**[03:36] Sponsor**
Excuse me.
**[03:37] Mayor**
We have guests, Demetrius.
**[03:40] Deme**
Sponsors, how can I help you?
**[03:42] Sponsor**
It's about the Tolympics.
**[03:44] Sign**
Pilopos Olive Orchard
**[03:44] Sponsor**
Could you postpone it until
olive harvest season is over?
**[03:48] Sponsor**
Could you shout my business' name when
an athlete crosses the finish line?
**[03:48] Sign**
Zosimos' Meats!
**[03:52] Sponsor**
Tell the athletes to move
***SIGN*** Fruits
Hermagoras
**[03:53] ---**
so that my business's name can
always be seen by the audience.
**[03:58] Deme**
They're competitive games.
We can't accommodate those requests...
**[04:00] Sponsor**
We're paying money for this service!
**[04:03] Deme**
Now I have more problems...
**[04:06] Mayor**
I'm not returning their money!
***SIGN*** Cheater
**[04:08] ---**
Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
Music: Hayashi Akito
***SIGN*** Learn By Singing
Ancient Greece
***SIGN*** Honeuros the Bard
Ending Song #16
**[04:10] [SONG] ---**
Tyrant tyrant Nero
**[04:14] [SONG] ---**
You are an incredible man
**[04:18] [SONG] ---**
But you are cheater
**[04:22] [SONG] ---**
On a whim you delayed
**[04:24] [SONG] ---**
The Olympics by two years
***SIGN*** 211th Olympics
Year 69 → Year 67
(Came to Greece on vacation)
**[04:28] [SONG] ---**
Just because you wanted to sing
**[04:29] [SONG] ---**
You added more games to the event
***SIGN*** Leaving One's Seat Prohibited
During Emperor's Performance
**[04:34] [SONG] ---**
You fell during the chariot race
**[04:36] [SONG] ---**
But shockingly won regardless
**[04:39] [SONG] ---**
Even if you win 1,808 times
***SIGN*** °Erased from official records after Nero's death
**[04:43] [SONG] ---**
You'll only be buried beneath olive wreaths
**[04:47] [SONG] ---**
Tyrant tyrant Nero
**[04:51] [SONG] ---**
You are an incredible man
**[04:55] [SONG] ---**
But you are a cheater
# E17 - Your Pessoi
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***SIGN*** Extra
***SIGN*** Olympia Kyklos
***SIGN*** Episode 17 Your Pessoi
**[00:31] Deme**
Mayor, I do genuinely want the
**[00:33] ---**
Tolympics to be an even greater
event than the Olympics,
**[00:37] ---**
but I don't see what chance we have.
**[00:40] Mayor**
How can you be so timid?
**[00:41] Mayor**
But when it comes to our
chances against them,
**[00:44] ---**
it's true that the Olympics
were a marvelous thing...
***SIGN*** Officially Recognized by Zeus
***SIGN*** Olympics
**[00:49] Villager**
Hold it right there!
**[00:51] Mayor**
You're from the neighboring village.
**[00:52] Villager**
I've been to the Olympics, too.
**[00:55] Deme**
Really?
**[00:56] Villager**
The Olympics were a brutal event.
**[01:00] ---**
Horror!
**[01:00] ---**
Olympics
**[01:05] Villager**
The burning hot sun!
***SIGN*** Burning Sun
**[01:06] Villager**
Even if it rains, you have to sleep outside!
***SIGN*** Sleeping Outside in the Rain
**[01:09] Villager**
Human feces all over the
ground, swarming with flies!
***SIGN*** Human Feces!
**[01:12] Villager**
And the event location is a
50 kilometer walk from Eleia!
***SIGN*** 50km Walk to Event!
**[01:17] ---**
Horror!
**[01:17] ---**
Olympics
**[01:20] Deme**
Mayor, that's nothing like your description!
**[01:23] Deme**
Did you really go to the Olympics?
**[01:24] Mayor**
You think I've got the guts to do that?
**[01:26] Mayor**
It's just what I was told!
**[01:28] Mayor**
It's second-, third-, fourth-hand hearsay!
**[01:30] Deme**
So it's basically a lie!
**[01:32] Villager**
It's so bad that if you
threaten to take slaves who
**[01:35] ---**
won't work to the Olympics,
they start working immediately.
**[01:38] Deme**
That's awful.
**[01:40] Mayor**
And that irresponsible Eleian event
manager acted so pompous about it!
**[01:43] Villager**
Authority is an incredible thing.
**[01:46] Mayor**
Yes! That's it!
**[01:48] Deme**
What?
**[01:49] Mayor**
That's how we can beat the Olympics!
**[01:51] Mayor**
Those awful conditions are its weakness!
**[01:54] Mayor**
We'll come up with a hospitality
plan that takes advantage of it!
**[01:57] Mayor**
At super low cost, of course!
**[01:59] Mayor**
We'll catch that wicked
Eleian off guard, Demetrius!
**[02:03] Deme**
What?
**[02:04] Villager**
You've got it rough, too.
**[02:06] Deme**
I really do...
**[02:08] Deme**
Yeah, yeah. I'll do it, I'll do it!
**[02:11] Voice**
Time travel...
**[02:14] Tour**
The structure you can see over
there is the Kaminarimon Gate.
***SIGN*** °Please don't try this if you visit
**[02:19] All**
What the hell is he doing?
**[02:20] Iwatani**
That man...
**[02:22] Deme**
Thank you.
**[02:24] Deme**
I haven't seen you in three days.
**[02:25] Iwatani**
It's been about ten years for me.
**[02:27] Iwatani**
Though it must not seem like much to
someone traveling 2,000 years across time.
**[02:31] Deme**
Now that you mention it,
your hair is thinner.
**[02:33] Deme**
By the way—
**[02:34] Iwatani**
This is called a tour bus.
**[02:36] Iwatani**
I'm riding this vehicle to see
and visit places of interest.
**[02:39] Deme**
I haven't asked anything yet.
**[02:41] Iwatani**
But you would've, wouldn't you?
**[02:42] Iwatani**
As long as you're here, why don't
you come sightseeing around Tokyo?
**[02:45] Deme**
All right.
***SIGN*** Tokyo Station
**[02:48] Iwatani**
See?
***SIGN*** Marunouchi Building
**[02:49] Iwatani**
Look.
***SIGN*** Kokyo Gaien National Garden
(Nijuubashi Bridge)
**[02:51] Iwatani**
How's this?
***SIGN*** Akasaka Palace
**[02:52] Iwatani**
Here.
***SIGN*** Imperial Hotel
**[02:53] Iwatani**
There.
***SIGN*** Ueno Park
**[02:55] Iwatani**
We had a lot of fun.
**[02:57] Iwatani**
Why don't you stay here tonight?
**[02:58] Deme**
Then I shall sleep here.
**[03:01] Iwatani**
Ancient Greek camping does intrigue
me, but let's stay at a hotel tonight.
**[03:05] Iwatani**
I've been wanting to try the capsule
hotel that was recently built.
**[03:09] Deme**
Capsule?
**[03:11] Deme**
What's this?
**[03:12] Deme**
There are so many spots for people
to sleep in such a small space!
**[03:16] Deme**
And it's surprisingly comfortable.
**[03:18] Deme**
I could get used to this.
**[03:20] Deme**
It's like being inside a vase...
**[03:25] Deme**
I'm back.
**[03:27] Deme**
All right. Let's do this!
**[03:31] Apo**
What you see on your right
is the Tortonian sea.
**[03:38] Apo**
We'll be arriving at your lodgings shortly.
**[03:44] Villager**
This is surprisingly comfortable.
**[03:47] Villager**
And it keeps the bugs away.
**[03:49] Mayor**
A horse-drawn carriage tour and vase hotel!
**[03:51] Mayor**
What great ideas!
**[03:53] Deme**
Aren't they?
**[03:55] Eleia**
Business seems to be booming.
**[03:57] Mayor**
The loathsome Eleian!
**[03:59] Eleia**
But there's something our Olympics
have that this village lacks.
**[04:04] Both**
Wh-What?!
***SIGN*** Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
Music: Hayashi Akito
***SIGN*** Your Pessoi
***SIGN*** Learn By Singing
Ancient Greece
***SIGN*** Honeuros the Bard
Ending Song #17
**[04:09] [SONG] ---**
Your pessoi
**[04:13] [SONG] ---**
Is a shard of pottery
**[04:16] [SONG] ---**
As sharp as you
**[04:20] [SONG] ---**
When it touches the softest parts of your butt
**[04:24] [SONG] ---**
It seems like it would cut it
**[04:29] [SONG] ---**
My pessoi
**[04:32] [SONG] ---**
Is a pebble from the beach
**[04:36] [SONG] ---**
With my smooth pessoi
**[04:40] [SONG] ---**
Wipe your butt clean
**[04:44] [SONG] ---**
And throw it out the window
**[04:49] [SONG] ---**
No waste water is treated
**[04:52] [SONG] ---**
On this Athenian hill
# E18 - The Philosopher's Dinner Table
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G60XN0ZPR/the-philosophers-dinner-table)
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***SIGN*** Extra
***SIGN*** Olympia Kyklos
***SIGN*** Episode 18: The Philosopher's Dinner Table
**[00:30] Eleia**
There's something our Olympics
have that this village lacks.
**[00:36] Both**
Wh-What is it?!
**[00:39] Eleia**
It's food.
**[00:40] Both**
F-Food?!
**[00:42] Eleia**
That's right.
**[00:43] ---**
At our Olympics, we butcher one hundred cows
**[00:45] ---**
and serve them to our guests
as an offering to Zeus.
**[00:48] Both**
B-Beef?!
**[00:49] Eleia**
Do you have to shout after everything I say?
**[00:51] Eleia**
Can your village offer more impactful food?
**[00:57] Eleia**
Well, good luck.
**[01:00] Mayor**
D-Damn it! Let's go see
our village's cowherd!
**[01:06] Deme**
There's only three...
**[01:08] Mayor**
We'll have to serve something
unique to Tortonia.
**[01:10] Deme**
Since we're a seaside village,
would that be seafood?
**[01:13] Mayor**
One hundred fish can't beat one hundred cows!
**[01:16] Mayor**
Besides, they won't keep!
**[01:17] Deme**
What about dried fish,then, that keeps well?
**[01:20] Mayor**
That's even more drab!
**[01:21] Mayor**
Though, as an old man, I do like it.
**[01:23] Mayor**
But when we're in trouble,
**[01:25] ---**
the responsibility of inventing a novel
never-before-seen dish belongs to...
**[01:29] Deme**
Me?
**[01:31] Mayor**
Go on!
**[01:33] Deme**
This culinary contest has
nothing to do with sports!
**[01:37] Voice**
Time travel...
**[01:41] Iwatani**
You do whatever you want, don't you?
**[01:43] Deme**
Anyway, could you teach me
about Tokyo's novel dishes?
**[01:47] Iwatani**
How about sushi?
**[01:49] Deme**
Raw fish?
**[01:50] Deme**
That seems unwise at an athletic
field in the middle of summer.
**[01:52] Iwatani**
Sushi was originally a preserved food.
**[01:54] Deme**
Really?
**[01:55] Iwatani**
Originally in Southeast Asia they would
ferment and preserve fish and rice together.
**[02:00] Deme**
But we'd have to start by cultivating rice.
**[02:04] Iwatani**
Oh, right. They didn't have
rice in ancient Greece.
**[02:08] Iwatani**
How about miso soup?
**[02:09] Deme**
I'm hesitant to eat seaweed.
**[02:12] Iwatani**
One theory suggests that Westerners
can't break down seaweed.
**[02:17] Iwatani**
How about tempura?
**[02:18] Deme**
Greece already has fish fried in olive oil.
**[02:22] Iwatani**
You're a tough customer.
**[02:26] Deme**
Because I was so focused on
studying, I didn't eat much.
**[02:29] Deme**
Sir, I'm a bit hungry. Do you have any nuts?
**[02:33] Iwatani**
This is all I have.
**[02:35] Deme**
Wh-What is this?!
**[02:39] Eleia**
So they claim to have prepared a feast.
**[02:42] Eleia**
Well, it's not like I'd
reject their invitation.
**[02:45] Eleia**
What is that?
**[02:46] Eleia**
You're just pouring boiling
hot water into a pot.
**[02:49] Deme**
Here you are.
**[02:51] Eleia**
Wh-What is this?!
**[02:54] (Flashback) Deme**
Insta... what?
**[02:56] (Flashback) Iwatani**
It's a dish made from fried noodles.
**[02:58] (Flashback) Iwatani**
Want to try it?
**[03:00] (Flashback) Deme**
Of course!
**[03:01] (Flashback) Deme**
But it will take some time
if you start cooking now.
**[03:04] (Flashback) Iwatani**
You just add hot water
and wait three minutes.
**[03:06] (Flashback) Deme**
Three minutes?
**[03:07] (Flashback) Iwatani**
Right, they didn't have measurements of time
shorter than an hour in ancient Greece.
**[03:11] (Flashback) Iwatani**
It'll be ready soon.
**[03:12] (Flashback) Iwatani**
It'll be done in the time it would
take you to clean three sardines.
**[03:16] (Flashback) Deme**
Don't underestimate how
quickly I can clean sardines.
**[03:20] (Flashback) Iwatani**
It's ready.
**[03:21] (Flashback) Deme**
Already?!
**[03:23] Mayor**
He made threads out of kneaded wheat.
**[03:25] Eleia**
I see. So there's wheat
fried in olive oil inside.
**[03:30] Eleia**
And pouring hot water over it produces
a meal in such a short amount of time!
**[03:33] Mayor**
Not only will this keep for a long time,
**[03:34] ---**
but it can be produced in
huge quantities beforehand!
**[03:37] Mayor**
You can eat it anywhere at the
Olympics, even while standing!
**[03:40] Eleia**
But this preserved food can't
possibly taste very good.
**[03:45] Eleia**
It's delicious!
**[03:46] Mayor**
It's delicious!
**[03:48] Eleia**
The broth contains the salt of the
Aegean Sea and the aroma of Eleia.
**[03:52] Eleia**
The Tortonian Sea is
bursting inside my mouth!
**[03:56] Mayor**
Th-This delicious Tortonian ramen is...!
***SIGN*** Tortonian Ramen
**[03:59] ---**
Sea Salt Flavor
***SIGN*** Delicious
**[03:59] ---**
1 drachma (plus tax)
**[03:59] Deme**
Only one drachma per serving!
***SIGN*** Available only at
***SIGN*** the Tolympics!
**[04:01] Mayor**
Wow! Now you've got to go to the Tolympics!
***SIGN*** You could win tickets to the Tolympics!
***SIGN*** 5 groups of 10 tickets!
**[04:04] ---**
Just submit 10 potsherds!
**[04:04] Deme**
Buy now, and you could win tickets.
**[04:08] Eleia**
As a flavor elitist and Eleian, I cannot lie.
**[04:12] Eleia**
I hate to say it, but I admit that it's good.
**[04:15] Eleia**
But don't think this means you've won.
**[04:18] Eleia**
Farewell.
**[04:21] Mayor**
The opening of the Tolympics is in sight!
***SIGN*** Lyrics: Fujii Ryo/Music: Hayashi Akito
***SIGN*** The Philosopher's Dinner Table
***SIGN*** Learn By Singing
Ancient Greece
***SIGN*** Honeuros the Bard
Ending Song #18
**[04:25] [SONG] ---**
You are always
**[04:28] [SONG] ---**
Spending your time studying
**[04:30] [SONG] ---**
And I would like
**[04:32] [SONG] ---**
To soothe you
**[04:34] [SONG] ---**
I shall serve
**[04:37] [SONG] ---**
That dish you love
**[04:39] [SONG] ---**
Will you tell me again
**[04:42] [SONG] ---**
"It's so flavorful and sweet"
**[04:46] [SONG] ---**
Females full of eggs are the best
**[04:48] [SONG] ---**
They're best just after they've emerged
**[04:51] [SONG] ---**
That is the kind of
**[04:52] [SONG] ---**
Cicada I will search for
**[04:55] [SONG] ---**
I shall enter the woods and search for cicadas
# E19 - Herma! Herma! Herma!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G69V4KKDY/herma-herma-herma)
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***SIGN*** Extra
***SIGN*** Olympia Kyklos
***SIGN*** Episode 19: Herma! Herma! Herma!
**[00:38] Deme**
Let's begin designing the
official logo of the Tolympics.
**[00:42] Mayor**
Yes.
**[00:43] Mayor**
It can be said that the ten-meter tall statue
**[00:45] ---**
of Zeus at Olympia is the
symbol of the Olympics.
**[00:48] Mayor**
But we don't have the money
to build something like that.
**[00:52] Deme**
After all, it's made of ivory.
**[00:54] Mayor**
Unbelievable. Haven't they heard
of the Washington Convention?
**[00:57] Mayor**
I haven't either.
**[00:58] Deme**
In any case, it'd be nice
to have some kind of symbol.
**[01:02] Mayor**
That's where the logos and mascots
you saw in Tokyopolis come in.
***SIGN*** Logos
***SIGN*** Mascots
**[01:07] Mayor**
We'll compete using those.
**[01:08] Deme**
That's right. They're marvelous.
**[01:11] Deme**
By making logos and mascots
visible all over town,
**[01:16] ---**
they'll generate excitement
for the event, like it or not.
***SIGN*** Tolympic Official
**[01:26] Mayor**
Let's deal with the mascot later.
**[01:29] Deme**
I agree.
**[01:30] Deme**
First, let's come up with a logo.
**[01:33] Deme**
We can work off of a simple shape that
can serve as the base of the logo.
**[01:37] Mayor**
A circle, huh? Looks like money. I like it.
**[01:39] Deme**
I feel like just this might be good enough.
**[01:42] Mayor**
How about adding more circles?
**[01:44] Deme**
A logo's shape has to have meaning.
**[01:48] Mayor**
Then let's draw as many circles as there
are polis in the Peloponnese Peninsula.
**[01:53] Deme**
That would be Achaea, Arcadia,
Argolis, Corinth, Elis...
**[01:59] Deme**
Laconia, and Messenia.
**[02:03] Deme**
That's seven.
**[02:04] Mayor**
There's something missing.
**[02:07] Mayor**
Let's draw as many circles
as there are Greek regions.
**[02:10] Mayor**
After all, the Tolympics is a major event
whose name will ring throughout Greece!
**[02:15] Deme**
In that case, um...
**[02:16] Deme**
In central Greece,
there's Acarnania, Ioannina...
**[02:21] Mayor**
And in the north there's Molossoi,
Thessaly, Magnesia...
**[02:25] Deme**
Then there's Macedonia...
**[02:30] Deme**
It's not clear what it means.
**[02:32] Mayor**
It makes me feel mentally unstable.
**[02:35] Mayor**
Try drawing some other things.
Come up with a hundred ideas.
**[02:38] Deme**
All right...
**[02:44] Deme**
None of them seem quite right.
**[02:47] Mayor**
Why not use my face?
**[02:50] Mayor**
The founder's face isn't a bad idea, right?
**[02:52] Deme**
Your face all over town...
**[02:55] Deme**
Good idea. It'll look like hell.
**[02:57] Mayor**
Just draw it, ten times handsomer than me.
**[03:00] Deme**
Got it.
**[03:01] Deme**
Let's see. The mayor's face...
**[03:04] Deme**
But this doesn't communicate
that it's a sports event.
**[03:08] Deme**
It's only conveys greed for money and honor.
**[03:12] Mayor**
Then try adding some running legs.
**[03:14] Mayor**
Go all out and give it three.
**[03:16] Deme**
This is surprisingly... not bad.
**[03:19] Mayor**
I wish it had a little more punch.
**[03:21] Mayor**
I feel like this is probably
too similar to something else.
**[03:24] Deme**
How about a dolphin?
**[03:25] Deme**
It could be perfect for a
seaside town like Tortonia.
**[03:28] Mayor**
Try adding it.
**[03:31] Deme**
Shall we add Tortonia's famous fruits
of the sea and the champion's cup?
**[03:35] Mayor**
Keep adding more.
**[03:38] Deme**
This turned out really sinister-looking.
**[03:40] Mayor**
Since we're running out of time,
I guess we'll go with this.
**[03:46] Deme**
My drawing!
**[03:54] Deme**
Well... I guess this will do.
**[03:58] Deme**
The Tolympics are open!
**[04:03] ---**
Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
Music: Hayashi Akito
***SIGN*** Herma! Herma! Herma!
***SIGN*** Learn By Singing
Ancient Greece
***SIGN*** Honeuros the Bard
Ending Song #19
**[04:07] [SONG] ---**
Suppose you have one pillar
**[04:10] [SONG] ---**
Is it a stone column? It's not a stone column, it's an herma
**[04:17] [SONG] ---**
A face has been carved into the top of the pillar
**[04:20] [SONG] ---**
Is it a stone statue? It's not a stone statue, it's an herma
**[04:27] [SONG] ---**
Beneath the face some male genitalia have been carved
**[04:31] [SONG] ---**
Is it a work in progress? It's not a work in progress, it is complete!
**[04:37] [SONG] ---**
Sparkly sparkly penis, sparkly penis
**[04:40] [SONG] ---**
Why does it shine so much?
**[04:44] [SONG] ---**
Become everyone comes together to touch it
**[04:48] [SONG] ---**
Because they pray for happiness and touch it
**[04:52] [SONG] ---**
For breaking it, the punishment is death!
**[04:55] ---**
Alcibiades, who was suspected of
breaking all the hermai in Athens
# E20 - BURNING FIRE
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***SIGN*** Extra
***SIGN*** Olympia Kyklos
***SIGN*** Episode 20
***SIGN*** First Tolympics Opening Ceremony
**[00:30] Bard**
The Tolympics Opening
Ceremony will now commence.
**[01:09] Bard**
And now a word from
Tortonia's Mayor Theophilos.
**[01:15] Mayor**
Can such a large athletic event
be held in such a small village?
**[01:19] Mayor**
Everyone doubted us.
**[01:21] Mayor**
But I told them,
**[01:23] Mayor**
"Let him who would move the
world, first move himself!"
***SIGN*** Let him who would move the world,
first move himself.
—Me
**[01:30] Deme**
Didn't Socrates say that?
**[01:32] Mayor**
Up to this point, I've encountered
numerous challenges.
**[01:34] Mayor**
But I said,
**[01:36] Mayor**
"What is more important,
death or our beliefs?"
***SIGN*** What is more important,
death or our beliefs?
—Me
**[01:42] Deme**
Didn't Socrates...
**[01:44] Deme**
Well, whatever.
**[01:46] Deme**
I'd better check on the games' rehearsal.
**[01:47] Mayor**
...and I am the one who
overcame such childishness.
**[01:51] Athlete**
I'll show them the results of my training!
**[01:56] ---**
Official Tolympics
**[01:59] Vendor**
Welcome, welcome!
**[02:05] Mayor**
...but Demetrius won. In other words, I won.
**[02:09] Apo**
You were so reluctant, but you seem happy.
**[02:12] Deme**
Apollonia.
**[02:15] Deme**
When I think about how my job is
done, I almost feel a little sad.
**[02:20] Apo**
What are you going to do
once the Tolympics are over?
**[02:23] Apo**
Will you go back to being a painter?
**[02:25] Deme**
I thought I wanted to,
**[02:27] Deme**
but since visiting the polis of Tokyo,
**[02:30] Deme**
now that I know how vast and
interesting the world is,
**[02:32] Deme**
I think I'd like to travel.
**[02:35] Deme**
I'd like to record what I've
felt by painting it, too.
**[02:39] Deme**
And someday, I hope to become a painter
who can express his thoughts through art.
**[02:43] Apo**
That sounds wonderful. Can I go with you?
**[02:46] Deme**
What? Travel with you?
**[02:49] Apo**
You don't want to?
**[02:50] Deme**
No, I wouldn't mind at all.
**[02:52] Apo**
Then, it's decided.
**[02:55] Deme**
Apollonia...
**[02:56] Spartan**
That's one fine-lookin'
woman you've got there.
**[02:59] Deme**
The Spartans! I'm sorry!
**[03:02] Spartan**
You idiot, I'm joking.
**[03:04] Spartan**
Today we're participating in the Tolympics.
**[03:07] Deme**
What? Why did you come back?
**[03:09] Spartan**
We heard a rumor that you embarrassed
the heck out of the infuriating Eleians.
**[03:13] Spartan**
Good on you!
**[03:15] Spartan**
They say the enemy of my enemy is my friend,
**[03:17] Spartan**
so let's be friends, yeah?
**[03:18] Deme**
Okay.
**[03:19] Spartan**
Let us know if some idiot starts
complaining about something stupid.
**[03:23] Spartan**
We'll lay the smackdown on him.
**[03:26] Apo**
Th-Thank you.
**[03:28] Spartan**
Anyway, that Tortonian ramen
looked pretty good, so—
**[03:32] Spartan**
I mean, looked pretty bad,
so let's go get some.
**[03:34] Spartan**
For real.
**[03:35] Spartan**
Anyway, see you at the games.
**[03:38] Deme**
What a shock.
**[03:40] Deme**
Come to think of it, I don't
hear the mayor's voice.
**[03:43] Apo**
Maybe someone hit him for
droning on for too long.
**[03:47] Villager**
Demetrius!
**[03:49] Villager**
The mayor...!
**[03:52] Deme**
How awful!
**[03:53] Deme**
His speeches may be long,
but who would do this?
**[03:56] Apo**
Oh, father! This happened simply because
your speech was needlessly long!
**[04:00] Mayor**
Just because my speech was a bit too long...
**[04:03] Eleian**
That's not why!
**[04:05] Eleian**
Although there was that, too!
**[04:06] Deme**
The Eleians!
**[04:08] ---**
Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
Music: Hayashi Akito
***SIGN*** Learn By Singing
Ancient Greece
***SIGN*** Honeuros the Bard
Ending Song #20
**[04:08] ---**
Learn By Singing
Ancient Greece
**[04:11] [SONG] ---**
The holy flames are burning
**[04:18] [SONG] ---**
The stolen flames are holy fire
**[04:22] [SONG] ---**
In the darkness
**[04:24] [SONG] ---**
We shivered in the cold
**[04:29] [SONG] ---**
But you stole it for us
**[04:32] [SONG] ---**
We'll build a civilization with these flames
**[04:39] [SONG] ---**
The holy flames are burning
**[04:46] [SONG] ---**
The stolen flames are holy fire
**[04:49] [SONG] ---**
Judged by Zeus
**[04:51] [SONG] ---**
The weight of your crime
**[04:52] [SONG] ---**
Your sentence may be 30,000 years
**[04:54] [SONG] ---**
But we'll wait for you
# E21 - Villager A
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***SIGN*** Extra
***SIGN*** Olympia Kyklos
***SIGN*** Episode 21 Villager A
**[00:34] Eleian**
I'm sick of being pushed around
by your ridiculous ideas.
**[00:39] Eleian**
Even Zeus is displeased
by your lack of ceremony.
**[00:43] Deme**
Well...
**[00:44] Eleian**
So anyway, I realized it would be easier
to crush your little village in a war.
**[00:51] Deme**
What?!
**[00:52] Mayor**
No, please! Have mercy!
**[00:54] Deme**
Please don't! Let's preserve the peace!
**[00:57] Spartan**
Sounds good. War is great.
**[01:01] Spartan**
Of course, we'll be joining their side.
**[01:04] Deme**
What?!
**[01:07] Spartan**
I've never liked your arrogant attitude.
**[01:11] Spartan**
I'll shove my hand up your ass,
grab that haughty nose of yours,
**[01:16] ---**
and break it into little pieces.
**[01:18] Mayor**
That's right! We won't show any mercy!
**[01:21] Eleian**
Y-You Spartan savages!
**[01:24] Spartan**
People of Tortonia!
**[01:25] Spartan**
Together let us seize victory and honor!
**[01:30] Villager**
What?
**[01:31] Mayor**
That's right! For honor!
**[01:36] Villager**
War!
**[01:38] Villager**
A chance to earn honor!
**[01:43] Eleian**
Very well.
**[01:44] Eleian**
In that case, you'll pay dearly for this.
**[01:48] Spartan**
All right. Let's rush home and get ready.
**[01:51] Spartan**
For real.
**[01:52] Mayor**
Yeah!
**[01:53] Deme**
But...
**[01:56] Deme**
Almighty Zeus!
**[01:58] Deme**
At this rate, we'll have to go to war!
**[02:01] Deme**
Please help us!
**[02:02] Zeus**
What's wrong with that?
**[02:04] Zeus**
I tend to think it'd be all right
if we reduced the population.
**[02:08] Zeus**
After all, I'm the one who
started the Trojan War.
**[02:12] Deme**
That's right. This is generally
what Greek gods are like.
**[02:16] Zeus**
I doubt anything will come
of it, but good luck.
**[02:22] Voice**
Time travel...
**[02:26] Deme**
Help me!
**[02:30] Iwatani**
I see. A war between Sparta and Eleia?
**[02:34] Iwatani**
I doubt it would be very peaceful.
**[02:36] Deme**
I'm terrified.
**[02:39] Deme**
What's going to happen?
**[02:41] Iwatani**
What will happen?
**[02:42] Iwatani**
Let's check out some books
on ancient Greek history.
**[02:45] Deme**
Yes, please.
**[02:47] ---**
Minor Histories of Ancient Greece
**[02:47] Iwatani**
I see. According to history,
**[02:48] ---**
Spartan Eleian War
The foolish village of Tortonia was destroyed.
The seaside village of Tortonia attempted to hold its own Olympics.
They sparked conflict between Sparta and Eleia and were destroyed.
**[02:49] Iwatani**
it says a village called Tortonia
was destroyed in that war.
**[02:54] Deme**
What?
**[02:57] Iwatani**
Hey, wait!
**[02:59] Iwatani**
That's odd. I didn't think
this page was in here.
**[03:05] Deme**
Tokyo is always such a
marvelous polis to behold.
**[03:09] Iwatani**
Indeed. It took 20 years to get here.
**[03:13] Deme**
Twenty years?
**[03:14] Iwatani**
Twenty years ago, Japan lost a war.
**[03:17] Iwatani**
It was terrible.
**[03:20] Iwatani**
If there were some way to stop all
wars, I wish I knew what it was.
**[03:26] Deme**
I'll stop them.
***SIGN*** Vietnam War
**[03:28] Iwatani**
I don't know if it will help,
**[03:31] Iwatani**
but America, the country Japan fought
20 years ago, is still waging war.
**[03:37] Iwatani**
But in that country, primarily young
people are protesting against the war.
**[03:44] Deme**
The young people?
**[03:45] Iwatani**
Apparently they're protesting with music.
**[03:49] Deme**
With music?
**[03:53] Villager**
War!
**[03:55] Villager**
For honor!
**[03:57] Deme**
Guys!
**[03:58] Villager**
What is it, Demetrius?
**[04:00] Deme**
Guys, listen to this song!
**[04:02] Villager**
What? A song?
**[04:04] Bard**
Just listen.
**[04:05] ---**
Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
Music: Hayashi Akito
***SIGN*** Learn By Singing
Ancient Greece
***SIGN*** Honeuros the Bard
Ending Song #21
***SIGN*** Villager A
**[04:07] [SONG] ---**
Yes, you
**[04:08] [SONG] ---**
You're not special, you can't become a hero
**[04:12] [SONG] ---**
You're plain old Villager A
**[04:18] [SONG] ---**
Even the hero Achilles said
**[04:23] [SONG] ---**
"I'd rather live as the slave of a poor farmer"
**[04:30] [SONG] ---**
"Than earn all the honor in the world"
**[04:33] [SONG] ---**
"And die in a war"
**[04:38] [SONG] ---**
But you
**[04:40] [SONG] ---**
Your death would be useless and meaningless
**[04:43] [SONG] ---**
You're plain old Villager A
**[04:49] [SONG] ---**
So don't go
**[04:51] [SONG] ---**
Don't go
**[04:53] [SONG] ---**
Don't go to war
# E22 - Your White Lie
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***SIGN*** Extra
***SIGN*** Olympia Kyklos
**[00:29] Song**
So don't go
**[00:30] Song**
Don't go
***SIGN*** Episode 22: Your White Lie
**[00:33] Song**
Don't go to war
**[00:36] Bard**
The end.
**[00:38] Deme**
Guys, do you still want to go
to war after hearing this song?
**[00:43] Villager**
Well, I guess I do.
**[00:45] Villager**
I'm not sure what to say except
that it was a weird song.
**[00:49] Deme**
We failed...
**[00:51] Mayor**
Men, have you prepared
for an honorable victory?
**[00:55] Deme**
Mayor!
**[00:56] Mayor**
Demetrius, hurry up and get ready for battle!
**[01:00] Deme**
Let's not go to war!
**[01:02] Deme**
What about the Tolympics?
**[01:03] Deme**
Isn't it your dream?
**[01:05] Mayor**
We're fighting Eleia this time!
**[01:07] Mayor**
If we win, we'll seize
control of the Olympics!
**[01:09] Mayor**
They're nothing like the
sham that is the Tolympics!
**[01:12] Deme**
Many people will die in a war that big!
**[01:16] Mayor**
We can't help a few casualties.
**[01:18] Mayor**
They'll be dying honorably in battle.
**[01:20] Mayor**
But most importantly, the powerful
Spartans are on our side!
**[01:24] Mayor**
I can already see our victory!
**[01:26] Deme**
War is wrong, no matter what!
**[01:29] Mayor**
What are you calling wrong, Demetri-useless?
**[01:31] Mayor**
Men, let's dance to lift our spirits!
**[01:33] All**
Demetri-useless, hey! Demetri-useless,
hey! Demetri-useless, hey!
**[01:38] Mayor**
Wait! There's a second verse!
**[01:42] Deme**
We worked so hard together
to hold the Tolympics.
**[01:47] Deme**
All of it was ruined in a moment.
**[01:50] Deme**
War truly is terrifying.
**[01:53] Deme**
I must do something to stop it.
**[01:56] Deme**
Zeus, send me to Tokyo!
**[01:59] Voice**
Time travel...
**[02:04] Deme**
Where am I? What's happening?
**[02:07] All**
There's a crazy guy over there!
**[02:10] Police**
You there, citizen! Get out of the road!
**[02:14] Deme**
Soldiers riding horses?
**[02:15] Deme**
Are they bandits?
**[02:17] Police**
Stop running!
**[02:20] Deme**
What are they doing here in
the peaceful polis of Tokyo?
**[02:22] Police**
Hey! Stop!
**[02:26] Deme**
Are you fleeing, too?
**[02:28] Deme**
Let's run together!
**[02:29] Police**
At least put on some clothes!
**[02:32] Deme**
I had no idea the people of Tokyopolis also
**[02:34] ---**
took foreigners captive and made them slaves.
**[02:37] Deme**
I should flee into that building.
**[02:43] Deme**
It's a giant stadium!
**[02:47] Iwatani**
What is he doing?
**[02:49] Police**
Gotcha!
**[02:50] Deme**
Shit!
**[02:55] Boy**
If grandpa wasn't an important
professor, you'd be in jail right now.
**[02:58] Iwatani**
It's a good thing I conveniently
happened to be around as usual.
**[03:02] Deme**
Yes, sir. I was nearly sold off as a slave.
**[03:06] Deme**
What are those men doing?
**[03:08] Deme**
Is it a game in which participants
flee from bandits?
**[03:11] Iwatani**
It's a long distance race called a marathon.
**[03:12] Iwatani**
And those aren't bandits.
**[03:14] Iwatani**
They lead the runners and make
sure there aren't any accidents.
**[03:21] Deme**
I see.
**[03:22] Deme**
There are people of all races running.
**[03:26] Iwatani**
Indeed there are.
After all, this is an international event.
**[03:29] Iwatani**
Athletes have gathered
from all over the world.
**[03:33] Deme**
From all over the world...
**[03:35] Iwatani**
What's wrong?
**[03:37] Deme**
If only everyone in Greece
could get along like this...
**[03:41] Iwatani**
Indeed.
**[03:44] Deme**
Everyone sure is exhausted.
**[03:47] Deme**
How far did they run?
**[03:50] Iwatani**
Seven parasanges.
***SIGN*** 7 parasanges = Approx. 42km
**[03:52] Deme**
That far?!
**[03:53] Deme**
Why would they run that far?
**[03:55] Iwatani**
Because...
**[04:01] Deme**
What a wonderful story...
***SIGN*** Learn By Singing
Ancient Greece
***SIGN*** Honeuros the Bard
Ending Song #22
**[04:06] Boy**
You're so unstable today.
**[04:08] ---**
Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
Music: Hayashi Akito
***SIGN*** Your White Lie
**[04:11] [SONG] ---**
Winckelmann, you knew, didn't you?
**[04:14] [SONG] ---**
That I'm not actually white
**[04:19] [SONG] ---**
That I'm not a symbol of purity
**[04:27] [SONG] ---**
I wish I could remain white
**[04:31] [SONG] ---**
I wish to be painted with those values
**[04:36] [SONG] ---**
The colors you once scraped from my surface
**[04:40] [SONG] ---**
Are now returning to life
**[04:46] [SONG] ---**
In truth, I am free
**[04:50] [SONG] ---**
I can be whatever color I want to be
**[04:54] [SONG] ---**
Just like him
# E23 - When We Say Goodbye...
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***SIGN*** Episode 23: When We Say Goodbye...
**[00:35] Deme**
Guys, listen to me!
**[00:41] Deme**
There's nobody here?
**[00:44] Apo**
Demetrius?
**[00:46] Deme**
Apollonia! Where is everyone?
**[00:49] Apo**
They've all gone to the battlefield.
**[00:51] Deme**
No! But I had something I
wanted to tell everyone...
**[00:55] Apo**
My father said he had a message for you, too.
**[00:58] Deme**
What? What did he say?
**[01:01] Apo**
Let's see...
**[01:02] Apo**
"How could you flee like that?"
**[01:04] Apo**
"Demetrius, you're a cowardly
crybaby and a shitty painter."
**[01:07] Apo**
"Stupid jerk."
**[01:08] Apo**
"Even if we win this war, the only
spoils you're getting are grape skins."
**[01:15] Deme**
More importantly, we need to go stop them.
**[01:17] Deme**
Where is the battlefield?
**[01:18] Apo**
To the east.
**[01:19] Apo**
It's seven parasanges from here.
**[01:21] Deme**
Seven parasanges? A whole marathon?!
**[01:24] Apo**
Marathon? What's that?
**[01:28] Deme**
I wish I had the time to tell
you, but I need to hurry.
**[01:31] Deme**
Later!
**[01:32] Apo**
Watch out for bandits!
**[01:35] Deme**
I just escaped from some earlier!
**[01:37] Deme**
I'll be fine!
**[01:44] Deme**
I will... stop... the war!
**[01:55] Deme**
I still haven't run one parasang yet.
**[01:59] Deme**
But I must go!
**[02:06] Deme**
I'm not fine.
**[02:08] Bandit**
With his body, he should fetch a
good price at the slave market.
**[02:13] Deme**
I'm in a hurry!
**[02:14] Deme**
Won't you release me?
**[02:16] Bandit**
No hard feelings.
**[02:18] Bandit**
We've got our own lives to live.
**[02:20] Bandit**
Too many shepherds like us starve
to death during the off-season.
**[02:26] Bandit**
We're just barely survive by being bandits.
**[02:32] Deme**
If I offered you a decent
job, would you do it?
**[02:36] All**
What?
**[02:53] Mayor**
Look at those armies.
**[02:56] Villager**
Sir, let's go home.
**[02:58] Mayor**
Y-You idiot! For honor!
**[03:02] Spartan**
We are the invincible Spartans.
**[03:09] Eleian**
Today we shall defeat those barbarians!
**[03:14] Spartan**
Let's go!
**[03:20] Deme**
Wait!
**[03:23] Mayor**
Demetrius!
**[03:25] Spartan**
What is he...?
**[03:27] Eleian**
He's interfering again!
**[03:32] Eleian**
You're in the way, citizen!
**[03:34] Eleian**
Do you want to die?
**[03:40] Bandit**
At least hear him out. Got it?
**[03:59] Deme**
Everyone, let's...
***SIGN*** Learn By Singing
Ancient Greece
***SIGN*** Honeuros the Bard
Ending Song #23
**[04:02] Deme**
Let's run a marathon!
**[04:05] ---**
Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
Music: Hayashi Akito
***SIGN*** When We Say Goodbye...
**[04:09] [SONG] Song**
The Oly-Oly-Olympics are over
**[04:12] [SONG] Song**
The Oly-Oly-Olympics are over
**[04:15] [SONG] Song**
We worked so hard for 1000 (1169) years
**[04:18] [SONG] Song**
But now they've been discontinued
**[04:22] [SONG] Song**
During the Roman Empire
**[04:24] [SONG] Song**
The Olympics were called a heretical festival
***SIGN*** Christianity Made National Religion in 392
***SIGN*** Christianity Made National Religion in 392
***SIGN*** Christianity Made National Religion in 392
***SIGN*** Christianity Made National Religion in 392
***SIGN*** Christianity Made National Religion in 392
***SIGN*** Christianity Made National Religion in 392
***SIGN*** Christianity Made National Religion in 392
***SIGN*** Christianity Made National Religion in 392
***SIGN*** Christianity Made National Religion in 392
***SIGN*** Christianity Made National Religion in 392
**[04:27] [SONG] Song**
By Emperor Theodosius I
**[04:30] [SONG] Song**
The temple of Zeus
**[04:31] [SONG] Song**
Had 104 columns
**[04:33] [SONG] Song**
But now there are only 15
**[04:36] [SONG] Song**
Other churches used them
**[04:38] [SONG] Song**
As building materials
**[04:43] [SONG] Song**
"My-My-My lord Zeus"
**[04:46] [SONG] Song**
The Oly-Oly-Olympics are over
**[04:50] [SONG] Song**
The Oly-Oly-Olympics are over
**[04:53] [SONG] Song**
1500 years from now in 1896
**[04:55] [SONG] Song**
Will we meet again
# E24 - The Tolympics
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***SIGN*** Extra
***SIGN*** Olympia Kyklos
**[00:01] Deme**
Everyone, let's...
***SIGN*** Final Episode: The Tolympics
**[00:04] Deme**
Let's run a marathon!
**[00:05] Eleian**
What? A marathon?
**[00:07] Spartan**
The hell is that?
**[00:08] Deme**
Ninety years ago, the Battle
of Marathon took place.
**[00:12] Spartan**
Yeah, we went to reinforce them, but by
the time we arrived, it was already over.
**[00:16] Deme**
At the Battle of Marathon...
**[00:18] (Flashback) Iwatani**
In order to invade Greece,
**[00:20] (Flashback) ---**
Persia sent an army of 100,000
soldiers to the land of Marathon.
**[00:24] (Flashback) Iwatani**
The Athenians engaged the
Persians with 10,000 hoplites.
**[00:28] (Flashback) Iwatani**
At the end of a fierce battle,
the Athenians achieved victory.
**[00:31] (Flashback) Iwatani**
The Athenians sent a single messenger
**[00:34] (Flashback) ---**
from the battlefield at
Marathon all the way to Athens.
**[00:36] (Flashback) Iwatani**
His name was Pheidippides.
**[00:38] (Flashback) Iwatani**
The distance from Athens to
Marathon is seven parasanges.
***SIGN*** °7 parasanges = Approx. 42km
**[00:42] (Flashback) Iwatani**
When Pheidippides finally arrived in
Athens, his body had reached its limits.
**[00:47] (Flashback) Iwatani**
It's said that after declaring,
"We won," he passed way.
**[00:52] Deme**
He couldn't have done that without a
strong sense of responsibility and will.
**[00:56] Spartan**
That's a nice story, but what's
it got to do with this?
**[00:59] Deme**
More than Greeks killing Greeks in a war,
**[01:03] ---**
the soldier who gave his life running
to bring peace to all of Greece...
**[01:08] Deme**
Don't you think he is truly honorable?
**[01:11] Deme**
Out of respect for him, why don't
we all run the same distance?
**[01:16] Eleian**
What kind of forced logic is that?
**[01:23] Bandit**
I don't know about this Pheidippides guy,
**[01:26] ---**
but he ran more than seven
parasanges to get here.
**[01:33] Spartan**
I'm not really feeling this anymore.
**[01:36] ---**
We're leaving.
**[01:37] Eleian**
What? Isn't it a little late for that?
**[01:39] Mayor**
Demetrius!
**[01:40] Mayor**
Eleians and Spartans, it's all my fault!
**[01:44] Mayor**
I offer you my head in exchange
for an end to hostilities!
**[01:48] Mayor**
I drowned in my own lust for honor
and had forgot that townsfolk
**[01:53] ---**
like him are my true source of honor.
**[01:56] Eleian**
Well.
**[01:58] Eleian**
Receiving the head of this greedy old man
would only tarnish the city of Eleia.
**[02:04] Eleian**
Such nonsense. We're leaving, as well.
**[02:07] Mayor**
You did good, Demetrius.
**[02:14] Villager**
Thanks to Demetrius, we were able to
avoid war and resume the Tolympics.
**[02:20] Villager**
Demetrius truly was amazing.
**[02:23] Villager**
They're coming.
**[02:26] Villager**
You're one tough dude!
**[02:28] Villager**
We thought you were dead!
**[02:30] Deme**
Thanks for your support!
**[02:32] Villager**
The bandit guards ensure
that they can run safely.
**[02:35] ---**
What a good idea.
**[02:36] Apo**
You can do it, Demetrius!
**[02:41] Spartan**
Man, I'm beat.
**[02:43] Spartan**
Sports that aren't useful in
war aren't too bad after all.
**[02:46] Eleian**
The Olympics... shall adopt
this marathon... as a game...
**[02:50] Mayor**
Well done, Demetrius!
**[02:52] Mayor**
You're truly this town's hero!
**[02:55] Mayor**
You're not Demetri-useless.
**[02:57] ---**
I'll call you Not Demetri-useless.
**[02:58] Mayor**
No, you're better than not useless.
You're Demetri-mazing!
**[03:02] Deme**
Please just call me by my name!
**[03:03] Mayor**
Anyway, Demetri-mazing, I'd like you
to marry my daughter Apollonia.
**[03:10] Deme**
What?!
**[03:11] Deme**
Are you okay with this, Apollonia?
**[03:13] Apo**
Of course, Mr. Hero.
**[03:15] Villager**
Nice work, Demetrius!
**[03:17] Spartan**
Come on, kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
**[03:20] All**
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
**[03:24] Voice**
Time travel...
**[03:29] Iwatani**
I'm surprised myself, you creep.
**[03:31] Deme**
I'm sorry. I was so close, too...
**[03:34] Iwatani**
Don't scare me like that.
**[03:36] Deme**
The city seems lively.
**[03:39] Iwatani**
Of course it is.
**[03:40] Iwatani**
The sports event that takes place once
**[03:42] ---**
every four years that attracts people from
all over the world is about to start.
**[03:45] Woman**
This year it's being held here in Tokyo.
**[03:48] Boy**
The tradition has continued
since ancient Greece.
**[03:50] Boy**
You've never heard of it?
**[03:51] Deme**
I see. The Olympics are still
being held in the modern era.
**[03:55] Iwatani**
Look. The stadium's right over there.
**[03:59] ---**
Tokyo Tolympics
**[03:59] Deme**
What—Tolympics?!
**[04:04] Iwatani**
What? You don't know about the Tolympics?
**[04:07] ---**
Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
Music: Hayashi Akito
***SIGN*** Tokyo Tolympics Cheer
**[04:07] [SONG] ---**
Ha~
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Oh joy, oh joy, oh joy-joy
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History of the Tolympics
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The flags I looked up at in ancient Greece
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The Tolympics were founded in ancient Greece
in the 4th Century BCE (Tolympiad 1)
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Are the streets of Tokyo fluttering in the sky
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It is a sports event born from the
suggestion of King Theophilos I of Tortonia.
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Men, women, and children, too
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Let's all do athletics together
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Through the hard work and ideas of the dedicated king,
the Tolympics gained the support of the people
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We endure difficulties and joy for this day
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It absorbed other sports events and
became a worldwide sports festival
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In the modern era,
the tournament is held around the world
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Let us swear to meet again in four years
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A variety of Tolympic symbols have been
created based on the first symbol
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Run! Jump! Throw!
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This is the symbol of the 1964 Tokyo Tolympics.
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Ha~
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Oh joy, oh joy, oh joy-joy
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A variety of popular official merchandise
are available for purchase.
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To-Toly-Toly-Toly
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If the Tolympics are to be held
in Japan again in the future,
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Tolympics