Season 1

E1 - You Are Hellenese

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SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Episode 1: You Are Hellenese
SIGN    400 BCE Tortonia, Greece
[00:31] ---
    Long ago, in the distant land of Greece,
[00:35] ---
    in the seaside village of Tortonia.
[00:41] ---
    My beloved Apollonia.
[00:45] ---
    If only you were actually Apollonia.
[00:49] ---
    I love you, Demetrius.
[00:51] ---
    That would never happen.
[00:54] ---
    Hey, Demetrius!
[00:56] ---
    The mayor!
[00:57] ---
    Quit playing around and get back here!
[01:01] ---
    Thank! You!
[01:03] ---
    For! Waiting!
[01:05] ---
    That agility could make me a lot of money.
[01:09] ---
    You're out here slacking off again?
[01:11] ---
    I'm sorry.
[01:12] ---
    I issued orders to four entire slaves.
[01:15] ---
    I'm completely exhausted.
[01:17] ---
    Go clean your room.
SIGN    Ancient Greek
SIGN    Work Etiquette
SIGN    Fin
[01:18] ---
    Yes, sir.
[01:20] ---
    It shouldn't matter what I say!
[01:21] ---
    Despite being Greek, you've got
    practically no interest in honor!
[01:25] ---
    The way you waste that body
    of yours must drive it to tears!
[01:29] ---
    Bodies don't cry.
[01:30] ---
    Yours most certainly is!
[01:31] ---
    This is why my daughter Apollonia
    isn't interested in you.
[01:36] ---
    You should use that body to earn honor
    and glory through athletic feats!
[01:40] ---
    Yes, at the Olympics!
[01:42] ---
    But the Olympics are scary...
[01:45] ---
    Coward! No honor, no courage, no money!
[01:47] ---
    You're a worthless human who has nothing at all!
[01:49] ---
    You're not Demetrius, you're Demitri-useless!
[01:51] ---
    Demitri-useless, hey! Demitri-useless, hey!
    Demitri-useless, hey!
[01:55] ---
    You dumb jerk!
[01:56] ---
    Wait! I'm not done...
[02:02] ---
    I'm just happy painting pictures on pots.
[02:07] ---
    You suck!
[02:09] ---
    This dolphin is better than you are.
[02:14] ---
    Rrrgh...
[02:14] ---
    You're not cut out for painting.
[02:16] ---
    Come on, participate in the Olympics.
    Become a hero.
[02:19] ---
    I don't want to!
[02:20] ---
    If I lose, I'll have rocks thrown at me without mercy and be mocked!
[02:23] ---
    It's for honor and glory!
[02:24] ---
    It'll be lucrative, too!
[02:26] ---
    Only beasts fight one another until they're bloody!
[02:30] ---
    You imbecile!
[02:31] ---
    The most important thing in life is honor!
[02:33] ---
    Work for honor, struggle for honor!
[02:36] ---
    Honor is money! Honor is beautiful!
[02:39] ---
    You honor-obsessed jerk!
[02:41] ---
    Wait! I'm not done...
[02:44] ---
    Honor, honor, honor, honor...
[02:46] ---
    The mayor should just marry honor already.
[02:49] ---
    Does he think he'll earn honor
    by staying cooped up in there?
[02:55] ---
    What do I enjoy doing?
[02:57] ---
    What am I good at?
[03:01] ---
    Time travel...
[03:03] ---
    Time travel...
[03:05] ---
    Time travel...
[03:06] ---
    Time travel...
[03:08] ---
    Time travel...
[03:09] ---
    Time travel...
[03:11] ---
    Time travel...
[03:17] ---
    Where am I?
[03:19] ---
    Heaven?
[03:28] ---
    What...
[03:29] ---
    ...is this place?
[03:33] ---
    Z-Zeus?!
[03:34] ---
    He's eating a thunderbolt!
[03:36] ---
    It's a baked yam. Who are you?
[03:38] ---
    I am Hellenese.
SIGN    Hellenese = what the ancient Greeks called themselves
[03:40] ---
    Hellenese? I suppose you are
    speaking ancient Greek...
[03:43] ---
    What is the name of this polis?
[03:45] ---
    This is...
[03:48] ---
    Tokyo.
[03:49] ---
    Tokyo?
[03:56] ---
    I didn't understand anything.
[03:58] ---
    Tokyopolis.
[04:01] ---
    On this day, I began seeing another world.
SIGN    You Are Hellenes
[04:04] ---
    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #1
[04:07] [SONG] ---
    You are Hellenese, one individual citizen
[04:12] [SONG] ---
    You are Hellenese, a citizen of Greece
[04:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, gather in the agora (public space)
[04:22] [SONG] ---
    I wish to hold an ecclesia (popular assembly) with you
[04:26] [SONG] ---
    But because you are a girl
[04:29] ---
    A
    h
    h
    h
[04:31] [SONG] ---
    You are forbidden to participate
[04:31] ---
    A
    h
    h
[04:36] [SONG] ---
    You are Hellenese, one individual citizen
[04:41] [SONG] ---
    You are Hellenese, a citizen of Greece
[04:46] [SONG] ---
    Ah, when I am with you
[04:51] [SONG] ---
    Even if we are in a mere polis
[04:51] ---
    Polis
[04:53] [SONG] ---
    My heart soars
[04:56] [SONG] ---
    And I feel like I'm in an acropolis
[04:56] ---
    Acropolis

E2 - ZE.N.RA

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SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Episode 2: ZE.N.RA
[00:30] Demetrius
    Tokyopolis.
[00:32] Demetrius
    Flat buildings, flat faces.
[00:35] Demetrius
    What is this place?
[00:38] Demetrius
    This pot! I painted this!
[00:40] Man
    What are you talking about?
[00:41] Man
    It's shit, but this was
    painted 2400 years ago.
[00:45] Man
    It's honestly so shitty that I hate leaving
    something so shitty out, but it's valuable.
[00:51] Man
    Why are you crying?
[00:53] Demetrius
    I just painted this.
[00:55] Demetrius
    What is this doing here?
[00:56] Man
    Did you really paint that?
[00:58] Man
    Who are you?
[01:01] Woman
    Huh? Who is he?
[01:03] Man
    This man... is a shitty painter.
[01:06] Grandson
    He's crying, despite being an adult.
[01:08] Grandson
    More importantly, the field day is starting.
[01:11] Man
    You're right. Let's go.
[01:13] Man
    Why don't you come with us?
[01:14] Man
    I've got some questions for you.
[01:15] Demetrius
    Wh-Where are we going?
[01:17] Man
    To a field day. It's sort
    of like the Olympics.
[01:20] Demetrius
    The Olympics?!
[01:22] ---
    The Olympics are held in this polis, as well?
[01:24] Man
    That's right.
[01:25] Demetrius
    You mustn't! You'll never return alive
    if you participate in the Olympics!
[01:28] Woman
    What?
[01:30] Demetrius
    And even children this young participate?
[01:33] Demetrius
    Is honor that important in this polis, too?
[01:36] Grandson
    Mister, you're emotionally unstable.
[01:39] Man
    Don't worry. It's not
    like the Greek Olympics.
[01:42] Demetrius
    What?
[01:43] Man
    Just come. You'll see.
[01:44] Sign
    Olympics Opening Celebration
[01:48] All
    Come on!
[01:49] All
    You can do it!
[01:51] Demetrius
    This is the Olympics?
[01:53] Demetrius
    And this shrine...
[01:54] Sign
    Olympics Opening Celebration
[01:55] Demetrius
    It's so ugly.
[01:56] Demetrius
    What is this? This isn't the Olympics I know.
[02:01] Demetrius
    They're smiling even though they lost.
[02:03] Demetrius
    Has the fear of being beaten by a mob for
[02:06] ---
    dishonoring their village driven them mad?
[02:09] Man
    I'm up next. Watch this.
[02:16] Demetrius
    What kind of sport is this?
[02:18] Demetrius
    How novel!
[02:19] Man
    Oh, my!
[02:21] Demetrius
    This sport looks ridiculous,
[02:23] ---
    but it requires exceptional
    mental strength and balance.
[02:26] Demetrius
    Perhaps that old man is Zeus after all.
[02:31] Demetrius
    Golden papyrus?
[02:32] Demetrius
    What a luxurious reward!
[02:35] Grandson
    If you're that impressed, you can have one.
[02:37] Demetrius
    For me?
[02:39] Demetrius
    But I didn't even participate in an event.
[02:41] Demetrius
    I couldn't accept something so precious.
[02:44] Man
    It's fine. Take it as a souvenir.
[02:47] Woman
    It looks good on you.
[02:53] Demetrius
    In this polis, you even allow
    losers to receive prizes?
[02:57] Man
    Field days are simply for
    enjoying sports and exercise.
[03:02] Demetrius
    Exercise simply for enjoyment?
[03:04] Demetrius
    Can such a thing be allowed?
[03:08] Demetrius
    Everyone seems so happy. How marvelous.
[03:11] Demetrius
    What a marvelous sight.
[03:14] Demetrius
    But you've gotten an important rule wrong.
[03:16] ---
    It must be corrected.
[03:18] Demetrius
    Listen closely, everyone! Sports...
[03:22] Demetrius
    should be performed naked!
[03:27] Woman
    Oh, my...
[03:29] Voice
    Time travel...
[03:34] Villager A
    Demetrius!
[03:37] Villager A
    It's an emergency!
[03:40] Villager A
    Why are you naked?
[03:42] Villager A
    And what've you got hanging off of you?
[03:44] Demetrius
    What? Why, my pe—What?
[03:47] Demetrius
    So it wasn't a dream...
[03:49] Villager A
    More importantly, there's an emergency!
[03:51] Demetrius
    What's wrong?
[03:53] Villager A
    Your beloved Apollonia is...
[03:55] Demetrius
    Apollonia is?
[03:58] Villager A
    We've still got some... time left on the air.
[04:01] Villager A
    Give me a minute...
[04:04] Demetrius
    What time?!
[04:05] Villager A
    That should be enough.
[04:07] Villager A
    Apollonia is being wed to man
    from a neighboring village!
[04:11] Demetrius
    What?!
[04:13] ---
    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #2
SIGN    BUCK.NAKED
[04:15] [SONG] Lyrics
    BUCK.NAKED So sexy
[04:18] [SONG] Lyrics
    BUCK.NAKED Perfect body
[04:21] [SONG] Lyrics
    BUCK.NAKED So sexy
[04:24] [SONG] Lyrics
    BUCK.NAKED Perfect body
[04:27] [SONG] Lyrics
    When you're playing sports for real
[04:29] [SONG] Lyrics
    Etiquette dictates that you compete naked
[04:32] [SONG] Lyrics
    That is the ANCIENT.ERA's
[04:36] [SONG] Lyrics
    Olympics (All dudes!)
[04:40] [SONG] Lyrics
    BUCK.NAKED Even in town
[04:42] [SONG] Lyrics
    BUCK.NAKED One in ten men
[04:46] [SONG] Lyrics
    When traveling to important places
[04:48] [SONG] Lyrics
    Would take the skin of that precious appendage
[04:51] [SONG] Lyrics
    Tie it up with a string
[04:51] Center
    °Artist's Rendition
[04:53] [SONG] Lyrics
    Tie it up and go
[04:55] [SONG] Lyrics
    Kynodesme (Looks painful!)

E3 - A Man's Arete

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SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Episode 3: A Man's Arete
[00:31] Mayor
    Let you marry my daughter?!
[00:35] Mayor
    Don't be so selfish!
[00:36] Mayor
    How is that supposed to make me money?
[00:38] Apo
    You're bringing up money now?
[00:40] Mayor
    All the more reason to bring up money now!
[00:42] Other Mayor
    What don't you like about it?
[00:43] Other Mayor
    My son, your daughter.
[00:46] Other Mayor
    Why not take this opportunity to build
[00:48] ---
    a good relationship between our villages?
[00:50] Son
    Why not?
[00:51] Other Mayor
    If you refuse, I'll go to war against you
    and steal your territory.
[00:55] Mayor
    You're out of your mind!
[00:56] Mayor
    You won't get my daughter
    or my village for free!
[00:58] Mayor
    Although for the right price,
    it wouldn't be out of the question.
[01:02] Apo
    Hey!
[01:02] Deme
    Wait a minute!
[01:05] Other Mayor
    What do you want?
[01:06] Deme
    Nothing! Excuse me!
[01:08] Apo
    Demetrius!
[01:10] Deme
    She's beautiful.
[01:11] Deme
    I need to use this opportunity to show off to her.
[01:16] Other Mayor
    The truth is I'd like to go to war,
[01:19] ---
    but I received a notice
    concerning the Olympics.
[01:20] ---
    Request For Cessation of Hostilities
    During the Olympics
[01:21] Other Mayor
    We must respect the three month armistice.
[01:24] Son
    We must!
[01:25] Deme
    That's right! No war! Go home!
[01:28] Other Mayor
    So I have a suggestion.
[01:29] Other Mayor
    Like they do in the Olympics, why don't we settle this with an athletic contest?
[01:33] Son
    Why don't we?
[01:34] Apo
    Athletics? There's no one athletic in our village.
[01:38] Apo
    Our village is nothing but greedy elders
    and gutless youngsters.
[01:42] Mayor
    That's right!
[01:43] Other Mayor
    Then you can choose the event.
[01:44] Other Mayor
    It can be boxing or whatever else you want.
[01:46] Other Mayor
    I'll take anyone on.
[01:47] Son
    Whatever you want!
    Dad will take anyone on!
[01:50] Mayor
    Very well. But if we win,
    we'll be compensated appropriately, right?
[01:55] Mayor
    I'm wagering my daughter and land on this.
[01:58] Apo
    Father, what are you talking about?
[01:59] Other Mayor
    Very well. I have money.
[02:01] Son
    I've got my parents' money.
[02:02] Other Mayor
    We'll meet again in three days
    for our competition.
[02:04] Son
    It's on!
[02:06] Deme
    Mayor, what are you going to do?
[02:09] Mayor
    Sparkle!
[02:10] Deme
    What?!
[02:13] Deme
    I can't do this...
[02:15] (Flashback) Mayor
    I understand you're very concerned
    for the future of this village.
[02:18] (Flashback) Mayor
    If you care that much, then it can't be helped!
[02:20] (Flashback) Mayor
    You'll represent this village, Demetrius!
[02:23] (Flashback) Mayor
    Say no more. I understand
    just how motivated you are.
[02:26] (Flashback) Mayor
    I have only one request: don't lose!
[02:28] (Flashback) Mayor
    Whatever you do, don't lose! That's all!
[02:30] Deme
    You can't be serious!
[02:33] Deme
    I just don't think it's right
    for Apollonia to be married this way.
[02:37] Deme
    Tokyopolis...
[02:41] Deme
    That's it. The gods sent me
    to that village because
[02:44] ---
    they knew this would happen.
[02:47] Priest
    The event that has been chosen
    to honor Zeus is the egg race.
[02:51] Other Mayor
    Egg race? What's that?
[02:54] Other Mayor
    Very well. But in exchange, if I win,
[02:56] ---
    I'll take not only your land and your daughter, but that papyrus, as well.
[03:00] Other Mayor
    Try to put up a good fight.
[03:03] Priest
    Ready, apete!
SIGN    ° Apete = Starting Signal
[03:04] Mayor
    Go! Go, go, go!
[03:06] Deme
    Focus is crucial in this event.
SIGN    Failed
[03:18] Deme
    The joy of moving one's body
    while aiming for victory.
[03:21] Deme
    Even the spectators are filled
    with joy when they see it.
SIGN    Failed
[03:24] All
    He dropped it!
[03:24] Deme
    That type of athletic competition should
    be able to exist in Tortonia, as well.
[03:31] Other Mayor
    I can't believe I lost.
[03:34] Deme
    I offer this to you.
[03:36] Deme
    But in exchange,
    please leave our village alone.
[03:39] Other Mayor
    You're the only man worthy
    of wearing that around your neck.
[03:43] Mayor
    Well done, Demetrius!
[03:44] Mayor
    Anyway, keep up your end of the bargain.
[03:46] Other Mayor
    I know.
[03:48] Apo
    Demetrius!
[03:49] Apo
    You're the village's hero.
[03:52] Apo
    What's wrong?
[03:53] Deme
    Th-This is the first time
    I've spoken to Apollonia!
[03:57] Deme
    Amazing! I'm amazing!
[03:58] Deme
    Athletics are the best! Long live athletics!
SIGN    The Next Day...
[04:10] Deme
    Mayor.
[04:13] Mayor
    Do you have a minute?
[04:14] ---
    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    A Man's Arete
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #3
[04:16] [SONG] Lyrics
    There's only one thing you lack
SIGN    Strength
[04:20] [SONG] Lyrics
    Strength, courage, virtuousness, fame, service, manliness
SIGN    Courage
SIGN    Virtuousness
SIGN    Fame
SIGN    Service
SIGN    Manliness
[04:25] [SONG] Lyrics
    There's only one thing you lack
[04:29] [SONG] Lyrics
    Strength, courage, virtuousness, fame, service, manliness
SIGN    Strength
SIGN    Courage
SIGN    Virtuousness
SIGN    Fame
SIGN    Service
SIGN    Manliness
[04:34] [SONG] Lyrics
    In other words... it is... Arete
SIGN    Strength Courage Virtuousness Fame Service Manliness
SIGN    All In One!
SIGN    Arete
[04:39] [SONG] Top Middle
    Modern People Lack Arete
[04:39] [SONG] Lyrics
    What I want is Arete
SIGN    Disgusted
SIGN    Irritated
SIGN    Gloomy
[04:41] [SONG] Lyrics
    I desire Arete
[04:43] [SONG] Lyrics
    All I want is Arete
SIGN    Do you lack Arete?
[04:47] [SONG] Lyrics
    If I win at the Olympics
[04:52] [SONG] Lyrics
    Will I have acquired Arete
SIGN    Strength Courage Virtuousness Fame Service Manliness
SIGN    All In One!
SIGN    Arete

E4 - It Always Starts With Zeus

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SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Episode 4: It Always Starts With Zeus
[00:33] ---
    Demetrius, I need to speak with you.
[00:36] ---
    Y-Yes?
[00:38] ---
    You know about the Olympics, I presume?
[00:40] ---
    Of course.
[00:41] ---
    The sports tournament that takes
    once every four years in Olympia.
[00:44] ---
    Yes. I've been there myself before.
[00:48] ---
    It was truly fascinating!
[00:51] Sign
    Approved by Zeus
[00:51] Sign
    Being held in Elis!
SIGN    The Olympics
[00:51] ---
    The Olympics!
[00:55] ---
    Super exciting chariot races!
[00:55] ---
    Super exciting chariot races!
[00:55] ---
    °Clothed for safety
[00:57] ---
    100 cow sacrifices!
[00:58] ---
    100 cow
    sacrifices
SIGN    Prepare for losses!
[01:00] ---
    All the beef you can eat!
    All the wine you can drink!
[01:00] ---
    Enjoy the beef meant to be offered to Zeus!
[01:00] ---
    All the beef you can eat!
[01:02] ---
    All the wine you can drink!
[01:03] ---
    Five different sports that'll
    make you feel alive!
[01:03] ---
    They'll make you feel alive!
[01:03] ---
    Pentathlon!
[01:05] ---
    Javelin, long jump, discus throw, wrestling,
[01:05] ---
    Javelin!
[01:06] ---
    Long jump
[01:07] ---
    Discus throw
[01:07] ---
    Wrestling
[01:08] ---
    and the sprint!
[01:08] ---
    Sprint
[01:10] ---
    Did we mention all the beef you can
    eat and all the wine you can drink?
[01:10] ---
    Enjoy the beef meant to be offered to Zeus!
[01:11] ---
    All the wine you can drink!
[01:12] ---
    Beautiful bodies collide in pankration!
[01:13] ---
    Beautiful bodies collide
SIGN    Martial Arts
[01:15] ---
    Pankration
[01:15] ---
    It'll give you the will to live!
SIGN    It'll give you the will to live
[01:18] Sign
    Approved by Zeus
[01:19] Sign
    Being held in Elis!
[01:19] ---
    The Olympics!
SIGN    The Olympics
[01:22] ---
    It was truly amazing.
[01:25] ---
    What in the world were those images?
[01:27] ---
    And the most important thing
[01:30] ---
    is that you get money!
[01:32] ---
    The more people gather,
    the more money you get!
[01:35] ---
    And so, we will also be holding
    the Olympics in Tritonia, as well!
[01:39] ---
    What?
[01:40] ---
    Don't get the wrong idea. It's not for money.
[01:42] ---
    It's to save our village.
[01:44] ---
    We just need a little money.
[01:49] ---
    Actually, I want money.
[01:54] ---
    Yeah, my bad. This is basically about money.
[01:56] ---
    You'll be running this thing.
[01:59] ---
    Wait, me?
[02:01] ---
    That egg-carrying race idea was magnificent!
[02:04] ---
    You're athletic and have
    plenty of time on your hands.
[02:07] ---
    You're the only one for the job!
[02:08] ---
    You can't be serious.
[02:10] ---
    So I need you to think up 100 games
[02:14] ---
    that are super interesting and
    will cost next to nothing.
[02:18] ---
    I'm counting on you! Man, the Tritonia
    Olympics are gonna make me rich!
[02:22] ---
    The elder is insane.
[02:25] ---
    I can't come up with 100 so suddenly...
[02:30] ---
    What's that sport?
[02:36] ---
    I don't understand, but it looks fun.
[02:38] ---
    I see. My ideas can be free.
[02:41] ---
    Screw this!
[02:48] ---
    Here you are!
[02:50] ---
    So you're done?
[02:51] ---
    Yes. I drew them on these vases.
[02:54] ---
    This one's a sport where you stuff
    olives up your nose and blow them out.
SIGN    Stuffing olives up your nose then blowing them out
[02:58] ---
    Drinking wine as fast as
    you can through your nose,
SIGN    Drinking wine through your nose
[03:00] ---
    and nose boxing. So three nose sports.
SIGN    Nose boxing
[03:03] ---
    Nose...?
[03:05] ---
    Next, we have wrestling
    with vases on your head.
SIGN    Wrestling with vases on your head
[03:09] ---
    What's in the vase?
SIGN    What's in the vase?
[03:11] ---
    I'm thinking a vase pentathlon.
SIGN    Tritoniathon (Marathon, Horseback Riding, Dolphins)
[03:14] ---
    This is a marathon,
[03:16] ---
    horseback riding, and dolphins put together.
[03:18] ---
    Dolphins?!
[03:19] ---
    With this sport, the person who can throw
SIGN    Elder throw
[03:22] ---
    the village elder the furthest wins...
[03:23] ---
    You fool! Like we could do any of these!
[03:33] ---
    You're back again? It's been a while.
[03:36] ---
    You're...
[03:37] ---
    What's wrong?
[03:38] ---
    Please help me!
[03:41] ---
    I see.
[03:42] ---
    A new sport, eh?
[03:44] ---
    The elder is irrational.
[03:46] ---
    I heard that there were
[03:47] ---
    plenty of unique sports
    in Ancient Greece, too...
[03:50] ---
    Those might help.
[03:52] ---
    Please show me!
[03:54] Sign
    Blowing olives out of your nose Tritonia 400 BCE
[03:57] ---
    The Mystery Behind
    the Weird Sports in Ancient Greece...
[03:57] ---
    That's...
[03:58] ---
    There were apparently around
    100 sports like this.
[04:01] ---
    Scholars are trying to find out why
[04:04] ---
    they were doing such dumb sports.
[04:07] ---
    I'm so sorry, everyone in Greece...
[04:10] ---
    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    It Always Starts With Zeus
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #4
[04:13] [SONG] ---
    Ah, Zeus, Zeus
[04:15] [SONG] ---
    We offer you
[04:18] [SONG] ---
    the Olympics
[04:22] [SONG] ---
    If it's for you, Zeus
[04:25] [SONG] ---
    During the Olympics
[04:27] [SONG] ---
    We won't have any wars
[04:33] [SONG] ---
    If it's for you, Zeus
[04:35] [SONG] ---
    We'll spend 1 billion yen
[04:37] [SONG] ---
    And use gold and ivory
[04:40] [SONG] ---
    To erect a statue of you
[04:45] [SONG] ---
    And in the pools of that shrine
[04:51] [SONG] ---
    Will be filled olive oil

E5 - The Aegean Sea of Tears

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SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Episode 5: The Aegean Sea of Tears
[00:32] Deme
    Quietly creating at home.
[00:34] Deme
    I couldn't be happier.
[00:36] Mayor
    Demetrius! Have you come
    up with new games yet?
[00:40] Deme
    So unhappy!
[00:41] Deme
    Mayor, what are you doing with that bird?
[00:44] Mayor
    It's the symbol of wisdom, an owl.
[00:47] Mayor
    Perfect for me, right?
[00:48] Owl
    Oh, my.
[00:50] ---
    4 drachma silver coin
[00:51] Deme
    Don't you mean money?
[00:52] Deme
    It's perfect.
[00:54] Mayor
    This is just a person
    swimming with a dolphin.
[00:58] Mayor
    Swimming is just for fun.
[01:00] Deme
    But, Mayor, all we have
    in Tortonia is the sea.
[01:04] Mayor
    Keep your excuses! Think faster!
[01:06] Mayor
    We need games unique to Tortonia!
[01:08] Owl
    Idiot.
[01:16] Deme
    What are we supposed to do in a village
    that has nothing besides the sea?
[01:21] Mayor
    Slacking off again? Go, Drachma!
[01:23] Owl
    Oh, my.
[01:28] Deme
    Hey! Please don't do that!
[01:33] Voice
    Time travel...
[01:36] Voice
    Time travel...
[01:40] Deme
    This isn't the sea...
[01:47] Deme
    Why are they swimming in such a hurry?
[01:50] Deme
    Is Scylla, the monster of the sea, coming?
[01:55] Deme
    Oh, it's you.
[01:58] Deme
    This feels nice.
[02:01] Spectator A
    Who's that naked man?
[02:03] Spectator B
    I don't mind him.
[02:05] Iwatani
    It's him.
[02:07] Deme
    What? What? What?
[02:09] Iwatani
    He's an acquaintance of mine.
[02:12] Security
    What? You know him, Professor?
[02:13] Iwatani
    Sorry, but could you let him go?
[02:16] Deme
    Sir!
[02:18] Security
    Him, as well?
[02:19] Iwatani
    I don't know him.
[02:24] Deme
    What is going on here?
[02:28] Iwatani
    It's a swim meet.
[02:30] Iwatami
    It's a field day that
    takes place in the water.
[02:32] Iwatani
    I guess you could say this
    is like an aquatic footrace.
[02:37] Deme
    So the people of this polis treat
    swimming as an athletic event.
[02:42] Deme
    I see that leaping into
    the sea is another game.
[02:45] Deme
    It's like doing the long jump in the sea.
[02:48] Deme
    Dancing in the sea becomes
    a new and unique game.
[02:54] Deme
    That's it! If I combine Tortonia's
    sea and existing games...
[02:59] Deme
    I have an idea!
[03:01] Camera A
    It's that pervert again!
[03:02] Camera B
    This is newsworthy!
[03:05] Voice
    Time travel...
SIGN    Witness Says, "I Don't Mind Him"
[03:06] Top Center
    Who Is He? Suddenly Leaping Out of the Water
[03:06] Top Right
    Security Measures
SIGN    Buck Naked Man in Pool
[03:06] Top Left
    Pervert Appears
[03:06] Bottom Center
    Ancient Greek Appearance
[03:06] Far Bottom Left
    Pervert Suddenly Vanished
[03:07] Farthest Bottom Left
    In the Water
[03:07] Bottom Right
    Buck
    Naked
[03:12] Mayor
    So you've finally come up with new games?
[03:15] Deme
    For games to shine because
    they're held in Tortonia,
[03:18] ---
    they have to utilize
    Tortonia's beautiful sea.
[03:22] Villager A
    I see.
[03:23] Villager B
    He's right.
[03:24] Mayor
    You've thought hard about
    this. I'm impressed.
[03:28] Deme
    I traveled to a polis
    called Tokyo and learned
[03:30] ---
    that combining existing games with
    the sea creates totally new games.
[03:37] Deme
    This is what I've come up with.
[03:40] Villager
    Gulp.
[03:41] Deme
    Stuffing olives up your nose then
    blowing them out in the water!
SIGN    Stuffing olives up your nose then blowing them out in the water
[03:45] Deme
    Wrestling with vases on
    your head in the water!
SIGN    Wrestling with vases on your head in the water
[03:49] Deme
    Drinking wine through your nose in the water!
SIGN    Drinking wine through your nose in the water
[03:53] Deme
    And throwing your village's mayor
    off a cliff into the sea to—
SIGN    Throwing your mayor off a cliff
[03:57] Mayor
    You haven't grown at all!
SIGN    Stuffing olives up your nose then blowing them out in the water
[04:05] Iwatani
    Ancient Greece sure had
    a lot of strange games...
[04:06] ---
    The Mystery Behind
    the Weird Sports in Ancient Greece II
[04:10] ---
    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    The Aegean Sea of Tears
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
[04:12] [SONG] Song
    Drawn by the sound of the Aegean Sea's waves
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #5
[04:16] [SONG] Song
    I swim with the dolphins but
[04:21] [SONG] Song
    In the ancient Greek sea
[04:25] [SONG] Song
    Swimming is simply a routine occurrence
SIGN    Every Day
[04:30] [SONG] Song
    So you can swim and swim
[04:34] [SONG] Song
    But you'll never be in the Olympics
[04:39] [SONG] Song
    In the ancient Greek sea
[04:42] [SONG] Song
    Swimming is simply work
SIGN    Hard Work
[04:47] [SONG] Song
    Plato once said
[04:49] [SONG] Song
    People who cannot swim
[04:52] [SONG] Song
    Are uneducated

E6 - Symposium Tonight

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SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Episode 6: Symposium Tonight
[00:32] Deme
    Today's the day I'll relax and create.
[00:34] Mayor
    Have you come up with games
    for the Olympics yet?
[00:36] Deme
    It's him! The mayor!
[00:37] Mayor
    You're painting more crappy vases
    that aren't worth a single cent?
[00:41] Deme
    You keep calling them crappy,
    but you're the only one who says that.
[00:45] Mayor
    Oh?
[00:46] Villager A
    Demetrius?
SIGN    45-year-old male
[00:46] Top Left
    Mayor
    Q
SIGN    What do you think
    of Demetrius' vases?
[00:46] Top Left
    Tortonia – by the temple
[00:47] Villager A
    His vases are good, but those paintings...
SIGN    But those paintings (aren't good)
SIGN    50-year-old woman
[00:51] Villager B
    I wrap them in cloth so you
    can't see the paintings.
SIGN    I wrap them in cloth so you can't see the paintings
SIGN    Age undisclosed
[00:54] Apo
    The paintings... the paintings are... well...
[00:57] Apo
    He's very athletic.
SIGN    (He's not good at painting but) he's very athletic
[00:59] Mayor
    Now that you understand, start coming up with
    ideas for sports that you're actually good at!
[01:02] Deme
    I told you, I don't like competition.
[01:04] Mayor
    You coward! And you still
    call yourself a Greek man?
[01:07] Deme
    But beating someone else
    isn't everything, right?
[01:10] Mayor
    What are you talking about?
    Life is about winning!
[01:12] Mayor
    Winning is right! Winning is money!
[01:15] Mayor
    Everyone's working hard to earn the honor
    and rewards that come with winning!
[01:19] Deme
    Rewards?
[01:20] Mayor
    Olympic champions receive wreaths!
SIGN    Olympic Games
[01:20] Bottom Left
    Olive Wreath
    For Men
    Size: One size fits all
    Made from Greek Olive Branches
    The image shown is for illustration purposes only.
    (It's just your imagination that it looks like a laurel wreath.
    It's not that we couldn't get an olive wreath...)
    Limit 1 per winner
SIGN    Prize
SIGN    Olive Wreath
[01:22] Mayor
    The Nemean Games award celery wreaths!
SIGN    Nemean Games
[01:22] Bottom Left
    Celery Wreath
    For Men
    Size: One size fits all
    Made from Greek Olive Branches
    The image shown is for illustration purposes only.
    The celery was used to make salads for the staff's dinner.
    Limit 1 per winner
SIGN    Prize
SIGN    Celery Wreath
[01:24] Mayor
    Champions of the Panathenaic Games receive
    vessels containing 4500 liters of olive oil!
SIGN    Panathenaic Games
SIGN    Prize
[01:26] Top Center
    Filled to the Brim
SIGN    4500 liters!!
[01:30] Deme
    What possible use could you have for so much?
[01:32] Mayor
    I know! We should prepare prizes
    for the Tortonian field day!
[01:35] Mayor
    Special crowns and vessels that
    will attract money—I mean people!
[01:40] Deme
    Money again?
[01:41] Mayor
    Demetrius! Come up with some
    prizes that everyone will want!
[01:45] Mayor
    I'm counting on you!
[01:47] Mayor
    I am the mayor, a man who
    loves and is loved by money.
[01:51] Deme
    That's ridiculous...
[01:53] Deme
    People don't need prizes as
    long as they're having fun!
[01:57] Voice
    Time travel...
[02:01] Deme
    Am I in heaven?
[02:03] Grandson
    Huh? It's that weird foreigner.
[02:06] Iwatani
    He's back.
[02:09] Sign
    Olympics
[02:09] Sign
    Open
[02:10] Deme
    Ouch...
[02:12] Deme
    Tug of war?
[02:13] ---
    We have that in Greece, as well.
[02:15] Deme
    I see. Teams are identified by
    their red and white headgear.
[02:21] Deme
    He switched sides!
[02:23] Deme
    That must be the helmet of Ares!
[02:25] Deme
    But there's no helmet in Greece that
    changes into three different things!
[02:28] Deme
    I want it!
[02:29] Deme
    Sir, can I acquire one of
    those if I win a competition?
[02:32] Iwatani
    That's not something you get by winning.
[02:34] Deme
    It's that sacred an artifact?
[02:37] Iwatani
    This guy wants your red and white cap.
[02:40] Grandson
    This thing? Grandpa,
    will you buy me a new one?
[02:43] Iwatani
    Yeah, sure.
[02:45] Grandson
    Hooray! You can have this, then.
[02:47] Deme
    I've received another sacred object
    on top of the golden papyrus!
[02:55] Deme
    I still haven't found a vessel
    to award to the winners.
[02:59] Deme
    Normally you'd decorate the skulls of
    the losers and fill them with wine.
[03:03] Deme
    But we're holding an Olympics without combat.
[03:06] Deme
    We can't decapitate opponents
    and turn their skulls into cups.
[03:09] Deme
    Perhaps there's a nice
    barbarian skull nearby...
[03:13] Deme
    What was I just thinking?
[03:17] Deme
    What is this vessel?
[03:18] Iwatani
    It's a toilet.
[03:19] Iwatani
    I guess it's a kind of a vessel, but...
[03:21] Deme
    Its shining white surface,
    its beautiful curves...
[03:26] Deme
    Toilets are marvelous!
[03:27] Grandson
    Grandpa, I'm scared.
[03:29] Prof
    He's impressed by something weird again.
[03:31] Prof
    His culture's different from ours.
[03:34] Child
    Help, Dengeki Kamen!
[03:37] Kamen
    Dengeki Kamen has arrived!
SIGN    TV Action Serial
    Dengeki Kamen
[03:41] Text
    Time travel...
[03:46] Deme
    Those who participate in and
    win at the Tortonia field day
[03:49] ---
    will be granted this helmet of Ares
    and one-of-a-kind vessel, the toilet!
[03:53] Villager C
    What a beautiful vessel!
[03:55] Villager D
    Toilet? Is that the name of a god?
[03:56] Mayor
    Come, men! Let's all
    participate in the field day!
[03:59] Villager C
    Yeah! I won't lose!
[04:01] Villager D
    I want celebrate my victory by
    drinking wine from that vessel...
[04:05] All
    Toilet!
[04:07] Iwatani
    I hope he doesn't experience
    something like the Luzon jars...
SIGN    Luzon Jars
    Sakai merchant Naya Sukezaemon
    offered jars he acquired from Luzon (Philippines)
    to Toyotomi Hideyoshi, the most powerful man
    at the time. Hideyoshi was impressed by
    the jars' beauty, but in fact, the jars were
    used by locals as toilets, earning him
    the wrath of Hideyoshi. (Other theories exist.)
[04:11] Grandson
    Luzon jars?
[04:12] ---
    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    Symposium (Party) Tonight
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #6
[04:13] [SONG] Song
    100 sacrifices on the dance floor (Olympieion)
[04:20] [SONG] Song
    Tonight is party night
[04:23] [SONG] Song
    Party night
[04:25] [SONG] Song
    Victory party night
[04:28] [SONG] Song
    I wish I could eat, I wish I could eat
[04:32] [SONG] Song
    A beef steak
[04:34] [SONG] Song
    (Cow-shaped cakes for vegetarians)
[04:35] [SONG] Song
    Maybe I'll erect, maybe I'll erect
[04:39] [SONG] Song
    A bronze statue of myself
[04:41] [SONG] Song
    (Costs 10 years' salary (3000 drachma))
[04:43] [SONG] Song
    100 sacrifices on the dance floor (Olympieion)
[04:51] [SONG] Song
    I want to hear, I want to hear
[04:55] [SONG] Song
    Songs praising my victory
SIGN    Congratulations on Your Victory
[04:57] Song
    (Songs written without watching the games)

E7 - Sweet Olympia

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SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Episode 7: Sweet Olympia
[00:33] Villager
    I won!
[00:34] Villager2
    No, I won!
[00:35] Villager
    My chin crossed the finish line first!
[00:38] Villager
    No, it was my nose!
[00:40] Villager
    Demetrius, you were watching!
[00:42] Villager
    I won, right?
[00:43] Villager
    My nose crossed first, right?
[00:45] Deme
    You don't need to be so unsociable...
[00:47] Villager
    What are you talking about?
[00:48] Villager
    Considering those prizes, I have to win!
[00:51] Villager
    Yeah! If I lose, I'll have nothing!
[00:53] Villager
    Only victory has any value!
[01:00] Mayor
    You! You're not practicing
    for the Tortonian Olympics?
[01:04] Villager
    No matter how amazing the prizes are...
[01:07] Villager
    There's no way we'll win.
[01:08] Mayor
    A true Greek always pursues victory!
[01:12] Deme
    What's wrong?
[01:13] Mayor
    They're unmotivated because they think
    there's no way they'll win any prizes.
[01:17] Deme
    It can't be helped.
[01:18] Deme
    I'll give you one of my newest vases.
[01:20] Villager
    I don't need something heavy
    that will just get in the way.
[01:22] Villager
    And the painting kind of sucks.
[01:24] Villager
    I don't want one, either.
[01:26] ---
    The painting is just so...
[01:27] Mayor
    I don't want one, either.
[01:28] Mayor
    After all, the painting sucks.
[01:31] Deme
    They don't all have to say they suck...
[01:38] Child
    I don't want something so crappy.
[01:40] Child
    I don't want something this crappy, either.
[01:42] Deme
    Don't say they're crappy or
    that you don't want them!
SIGN    Homare
    Milk
    Chocolate
SIGN    Candies – Toys – Stationery
    Yoshida's Store
[01:46] Iwatani
    You keep appearing in all kinds of places.
[01:49] Deme
    These children were calling
    my vase paintings crappy.
[01:52] Child
    No, no. We were trying to say the
    player on this card sucks at baseball.
[01:59] Deme
    There are pictures of men wielding
    weapons on these papyrus sheets!
[02:01] Iwatani
    They're players famous for their athleticism.
[02:04] Iwatani
    They're the children's gods.
[02:06] Deme
    Paintings of gods?
[02:07] Deme
    These are easier to carry than vases.
[02:10] Grandson
    You get one when you buy
    one of these candies.
SIGN    Caramel Pro Baseball
[02:11] ---
    10 yen
[02:14] Deme
    Marvelous... Truly marvelous...
[02:16] Deme
    These are fantastic.
[02:17] Iwatani
    I hate to do this again, but...
[02:20] Grandson
    It's fine. Here, you can have one.
[02:22] Deme
    Another sacred artifact!
[02:26] Deme
    This must be love...
[02:28] Deme
    No, I have Apollonia... but... but no, I...
SIGN    °At the time, a grown man's love for a boy was considered nobler than a man's love for a woman.
[02:32] Grandson
    What are you mumbling about?
[02:35] Grandson
    Grandpa, it's almost time
    for the throat boast.
[02:38] Iwatani
    You're right.
[02:39] ---
    Do you want to come to the throat boast, too?
[02:42] Deme
    Throat boast?
[02:44] ---
    You're going to show off your throats?
[02:46] Deme
    There are men who possess throats like
    Kronos, who swallowed five children?
[02:46] ---
    Kronos
    (known as Saturn in Roman mythology)
[02:50] Deme
    Are you going to swallow this child?
[02:52] Sign
    Olympics
[02:52] Sign
    Open
[02:53] Man
    Olympia, Olympia, Olympics...
[02:58] Deme
    Oh, it's a singing competition.
[03:01] Mc
    No registration is required!
[03:02] Mc
    Would anyone like to sing?
[03:04] Grandson
    I want to hear the foreigner sing.
[03:07] Deme
    What? Sing? I can't!
[03:10] Iwatani
    Sounds nice. I'd like to hear something, too.
[03:12] Deme
    I can't refuse this child's request.
[03:15] Mc
    Next up is Mr. Demetrius from Greece.
[03:18] Mc
    He's singing an ancient Greek folk song.
[03:24] Iwtani
    I can't believe there's something
    you're worse at than painting.
[03:28] Grandson
    Grandpa...
[03:30] Mc
    I'm amazed you decided to
    participate with that voice.
[03:33] Mc
    You have incredible courage.
[03:35] Mc
    Take these pencils as a participation award.
[03:37] Deme
    Participation award? What's that?
[03:39] Iwatani
    A prize given to reward the courage
[03:41] ---
    and hard work it takes to
    participate in a competition.
[03:44] Deme
    I see! That's it!
[03:47] Deme
    This will work.
[03:52] Villager
    Yes! I won!
[03:54] Villager
    Damn! I lost!
[03:56] Villager
    Come on, give us our participation awards.
[03:58] Deme
    Here you go.
[03:59] ---
    °Artist's Recreation
[03:59] ---
    Ancient Greek Sweet
    Thrion
    Comes with Olympic card!
[04:00] Villager
    Yes! I got Zeus!
[04:02] Villager
    Zeus is super!
[04:03] ---
    Supreme Deity
    Zeus
[04:04] Villager
    Lucky!
[04:06] Mayor
    All the villagers are participating! Amazing!
[04:10] Villager
    Just a mayor card?
[04:11] ---
    Tortonia's
    Mayor Common
[04:11] ---
    Common
[04:12] Villager
    I don't want this.
[04:13] Villager
    Me, neither.
[04:14] Mayor
    What?!
[04:15] ---
    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    Sweet Olympia
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #7
[04:17] [SONG] ---
    Thrion thrion
[04:17] Sign
    Thrion
[04:17] ---
    Olympic Sweet
    Thrion
[04:21] [SONG] ---
    It is delicious
[04:21] ---
    Olympic Sweet
    Thrion
[04:24] [SONG] ---
    As a fighter you should eat it
[04:24] ---
    Official Ancient Olympic Sweet
[04:27] ---
    Thrion
[04:27] ---
    Olympic Sweet
    Thrion
[04:27] [SONG] ---
    Thrion thrion
[04:31] [SONG] ---
    It is delicious
[04:34] [SONG] ---
    You can eat it in the land of Olympia
[04:34] ---
    We carry
    Olympic Sweet
    Thrion
[04:37] [SONG] ---
    Knead together lard, milk, flour, eggs, and cheese (knead, knead!)
[04:43] [SONG] ---
    Wrap it in a fig leaf and boil it
[04:46] [SONG] ---
    Pour honey over it and enjoy (here!)
[04:49] ---
    Ancient Greece's Official Sweet
    Thrion
[04:49] [SONG] ---
    Thrion thrion
[04:50] ---
    Ancient Greece's Official Sweet
    Thrion
[04:53] [SONG] ---
    I want to eat it
[04:56] [SONG] ---
    It's the grandfather of cheesecake
[04:59] ---
    Other theories exist
[04:59] ---
    (Including doubts that it even existed)

E8 - Endless Summer

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SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Episode 8: Endless Summer
[00:30] Mayor
    Soon we should select participants from
    Tortonia for the Tortonian Olympics.
[00:36] Deme
    Are there any viable
    candidates in our village?
[00:40] Mayor
    This man looks pretty strong.
[00:42] ---
    How about pankration?
[00:43] Deme
    This man likes building muscle,
    but he's terrible at sports.
[00:48] Villager
    I lost! A fight! To a child!
[00:51] Mayor
    Are you guys good at anything?
[00:54] Villager
    I'm good at playing the horn.
[00:56] Honeuros
    I'm a good singer.
[00:59] Deme
    See? There's nobody in our
    village who likes sports.
[01:03] Mayor
    Fine. Come up with some new games
    that they'll be able to win.
[01:06] Mayor
    Ones that don't overlap with the
    Elian Olympics or other events!
[01:11] Mayor
    I don't want people to flame
    our village for plagiarism!
[01:13] Deme
    More unreasonable demands?
[01:15] Mayor
    Go on, go do your thing in that
    place called Tokyo or whatever!
[01:18] Mayor
    Zeus, strike this man with a thunderbolt!
[01:21] Deme
    Hey! Don't shove me into a vase!
[01:24] Mayor
    How does this thing work?
[01:28] Deme
    What is this?!
[01:30] Deme
    There's a tiny person inside this box!
[01:32] Iwatani
    It's that guy who keeps
    popping up everywhere.
[01:35] Iwatani
    I'm sure it's hard to come up
    with new places to appear from.
[01:37] Michiko
    I was surprised the first time I
    saw a television. I understand.
[01:42] ---
    Amateur Singing Contest
[01:42] Deme
    Why is this man singing?
[01:45] Iwatani
    It's a singing contest.
[01:46] ---
    People compete to see who's the best singer.
[01:48] Iwatani
    You participated in one the other day.
[01:50] Deme
    I see. There are games that use the voice.
[01:52] Grandson
    I want to watch something else.
[01:55] Deme
    Those are different men.
[01:55] ---
    Bodybuilding World Championships
[01:57] Deme
    Is this box magical?
[01:59] Deme
    They have muscles like Heracles.
[02:01] Deme
    I see, it's boxing. No, is it wrestling?
[02:05] Deme
    They're not doing anything at all!
[02:06] Iwatani
    This event is about showing off the body.
[02:09] Deme
    What? In other words, they're treating
    their own bodies like sculptures.
[02:12] Deme
    This is it!
[02:15] Deme
    So I've come up with the
    Men's Beauty Contest!
[02:17] Deme
    It's a competition featuring
    the body's beauty.
[02:20] Deme
    Then there's the calling contest.
[02:22] Deme
    Participants battle using their voices.
[02:24] Deme
    They call each other's names,
[02:25] ---
    and the person who generates
    the most enthusiasm wins.
[02:28] Deme
    Well? What do you think
    of these creative events?
[02:31] Mayor
    They already exist.
[02:31] Deme
    Huh?
[02:32] Mayor
    Those already exist. They already
    have those in the Olympics!
SIGN    At the Ancient Olympics
SIGN    BC 400, Unknown Origins
[02:35] Deme
    What?!
[02:35] Mayor
    Try again!
[02:37] Deme
    Hey! Stop that!
[02:41] Deme
    Are there any good ideas?
[02:42] Deme
    This is it!
[02:45] Deme
    The trumpet contest.
[02:46] Deme
    Picture an Olympics that
    begins with beautiful music.
[02:49] Deme
    It will excite the fans.
[02:50] Mayor
    That already exists!
SIGN    At the Ancient Olympics
[02:51] Mayor
    Tokyopolis is behind the times!
[02:53] Deme
    They're advanced!
[02:54] Deme
    Their machines are incredible!
[02:55] Mayor
    Come on, come on!
[03:00] Deme
    This is it!
[03:02] Deme
    This is called a railroad.
[03:03] Deme
    Long roads are built that allow people
[03:05] ---
    to travel across land like
    a ship crosses the sea.
SIGN    Diolkos BC 700
[03:07] Mayor
    That already exists!
[03:08] Mayor
    Haven't you heard of the Diolkos?
[03:09] Deme
    What?!
[03:13] Deme
    This is called a tumbler lock.
[03:14] Mayor
    That already exists!
SIGN    BC 4000, Ancient Egypt
[03:17] Deme
    Gears!
[03:18] Mayor
    That already exists!
[03:20] Deme
    Spiral staircase! Crane and winch! Caliper!
[03:22] Mayor
    That already exists! That already
    exists! That already exists!
SIGN    BC 470, Temple of Selinunte
SIGN    BC 480, Hellespont
SIGN    BC 800, Sunken Ship
[03:25] Deme
    In that case, how about the automatic
    door and vending machine?
SIGN    By Ancient Inventor Heron
[03:29] Mayor
    They don't exist yet, but I have a feeling
    they'll be invented in about 100 years!
[03:32] Deme
    No!
[03:33] Deme
    This time, come and get me, thunderbolts!
[03:38] Zeus
    Enough already.
[03:40] Deme
    Zeus...
[03:41] Mayor
    Tokyo may be an amazing place,
    but Tortonia, Greece, isn't so bad either.
[03:49] Deme
    Indeed. I'd become obsessed with Tokyopolis,
[03:51] ---
    a land overflowing with the unknown,
[03:53] ---
    over this village that has nothing
    beyond the sea and its greedy mayor.
[03:57] Mayor
    Other worlds seem more attractive when
    you're young and don't know things.
[04:02] Deme
    Mayor...
[04:03] Mayor
    Since I was young, I've worked hard to make
    this village, poor in resources, prosper.
[04:08] Mayor
    So I want you to work hard for
    the sake of this village, and...
[04:13] Deme
    For money?
[04:15] Mayor
    That's right.
[04:16] ---
    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    Endless Summer
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #8
[04:18] [SONG] ---
    Together we ran
[04:19] ---
    Protection From Summer's UV Rays
[04:22] ---
    Perfumed Oil
    Power
[04:22] [SONG] ---
    Through the powerful summer sun
[04:24] ---
    Cuts UV
[04:24] ---
    3 Effects!
[04:25] [SONG] ---
    Aryballos!
[04:25] ---
    Protects Men's Summer Skin
[04:25] ---
    Portal Perfumed Oil Vessel
[04:29] [SONG] ---
    Your hard-working bare skin
[04:29] ---
    Essential For Pankration!
[04:32] [SONG] ---
    Glistens beautifully because of
[04:36] ---
    Protects Men's Summer Skin
[04:36] ---
    Portal Perfumed Oil Vessel
[04:36] [SONG] ---
    Aryballos!
[04:39] [SONG] ---
    When it comes to Hellenese body care
[04:41] ---
    Body Care Product for Hellenese
[04:41] ---
    Body Care Product Ranking
[04:44] ---
    Protects Men's Summer Skin
[04:44] [SONG] ---
    Aryballos!
[04:45] ---
    Portal Perfumed Oil Vessel
[04:46] ---
    Protects Men's Summer Skin
[04:46] ---
    Portal Perfumed Oil Vessel
[04:47] ---
    Protects Men's Summer Skin
[04:47] ---
    Portal Perfumed Oil Vessel
[04:51] [SONG] ---
    After a workout use a strigil
[04:51] ---
    For Removing Grime and Hair
    Strigil
[04:53] ---
    Remove oils,
    sand, and grime
    with this one tool!
[04:55] [SONG] ---
    To remove any oils and grime!

E9 - Build a Tropaion

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SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Episode 9: Build a Tropaion!
[00:32] Deme
    It's so hot.
[00:34] Deme
    It'll be summer soon.
[00:36] Mayor
    Speaking of summer, there's war!
[00:37] Mayor
    It's the summer of war! The mayor's summer!
[00:40] Mayor
    We're about to get busy!
[00:41] Deme
    Surely we don't need to do this
    every year when it's so hot out.
[00:45] Deme
    In the first place, I don't like conflict.
[00:47] Mayor
    You really are unusual.
[00:49] Mayor
    Are you sure you're not a Japanese
    voice actor pretending to be Greek?
[00:53] Deme
    You're not making any sense.
[00:55] Mayor
    My wife won't shut up about pillaging
    new roof tiles since ours are broken.
[01:02] Mayor
    And I'd like a cool staff for myself.
[01:05] Mayor
    So get cracking! You guys, not me.
[01:08] Deme
    We nearly got into a war with the
    neighboring village recently.
[01:10] Deme
    You seemed unhappy about that.
[01:12] Mayor
    Those guys take things too seriously. I bet
    a war with them would produce casualties.
[01:16] Mayor
    What is this, the Persian War?
[01:18] Mayor
    Greek wars should be more civilized!
SIGN    The Finest War
[01:21] Deme
    I see...
[01:22] Mayor
    I don't like being invaded,
    but I love wars that I can win!
[01:25] Mayor
    It's like getting honor and wealth for free!
[01:28] Deme
    Honor and wealth again?
[01:30] Mayor
    I know! If there's anything we can
    use in our Olympics, go pillage it!
[01:34] Mayor
    We'll use everything we can!
[01:36] Deme
    We can't use stolen goods!
[01:39] Mayor
    Can't, my ass!
[01:41] Mayor
    You're the one who can't do anything,
    Demetrius—no, Demitri-useless!
[01:44] Mayor
    First you're scared of the Olympics,
    and now you're scared of war?
[01:48] Mayor
    You're scared of everything everyone likes!
[01:50] Mayor
    Demitri-useless, hey! Demitri-useless, hey!
    Demitri-useless, hey!
[01:54] Deme
    You pillaging old man!
[01:56] Mayor
    Wait! I'm not done dancing...
[01:59] Deme
    War... What a pain in the ass.
[02:02] Village
    Hey, Demetrius. It's nearly war season.
[02:05] Village
    I'm thinking about taking
    eight casks of wine with me.
[02:07] Village
    You think that's enough?
[02:08] Deme
    Do you think you're going on a picnic?
[02:10] Deme
    Dried figs don't count as snacks, you know.
[02:13] Village
    You're just a low-class citizen.
[02:15] Village
    Your job is to throw rocks from afar.
[02:17] ---
    You've got nothing to worry about.
[02:18] Village
    I hope I'm lucky enough to steal
    some new slaves this year.
[02:22] Village
    At the very least, I'd like some new armor.
[02:24] Village
    Oh, do you want to hear my list of
    top ten items I've pillaged in wars?
SIGN    Top 10 Pillaged Items
[02:28] Deme
    No!
[02:29] Village
    Tada! Number 10 is this: a Spartan spear!
SIGN    Spartan Spear (Sparta)
[02:32] Village
    Try holding it! Go on!
[02:34] Deme
    I don't want to hold a—
[02:38] Voice
    Time travel...
[02:43] Iwatani
    Oh, it's you.
[02:45] Deme
    Sir.
[02:46] Iwatani
    Neither of us are surprised anymore.
[02:49] Deme
    I have come numerous times now.
[02:51] Iwatani
    You seem kind of down.
[02:53] Deme
    It's nearly war season,
    and I don't want to go.
[02:57] Iwatani
    Apparently the Greeks wage
    war during the summer.
SIGN    Celebrating the Olympics
[03:00] Deme
    That's right. It's so hot and difficult,
[03:02] ---
    but if you say that,
    everyone treats you like a coward.
[03:05] Deme
    I can't stand it.
[03:07] Iwatani
    I see.
[03:07] Deme
    Yes.
[03:08] Deme
    When does Tokyopolis wage its wars?
[03:13] Iwatani
    It's already over.
[03:15] Deme
    What? I'm so jealous.
[03:17] Deme
    When is the next one?
[03:20] Iwatani
    I don't think we'll go to war anymore.
[03:22] Deme
    What? This truly is an unusual polis.
[03:26] Iwatani
    Do you have some time to spare?
[03:32] Deme
    Tokyopolis is such an advanced city.
[03:35] Deme
    Its wars must be even safer than Greece's.
[03:37] Deme
    I'm jealous.
[03:38] Iwatani
    Apparently not many people
    died in ancient Greek wars.
[03:43] Deme
    What?
[03:43] Sign
    Apollo Theater
[03:45] Deme
    It's a theater. What's on the program?
[03:48] Deme
    Aristophanes' comedies
    are popular these days.
[03:52] Iwatani
    War.
[03:53] Deme
    War? You mean Tokyo's? Intriguing.
[04:03] Deme
    What is this?
[04:05] Iwatani
    Mankind's advancements haven't been all good.
[04:12] ---
    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    Build a Tropaion!
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #9
[04:14] [SONG] ---
    Pai-pai-pai-pai pai-pai-pai-pai
[04:15] [SONG] ---
    Tropaion!
[04:16] ---
    Monument to Victory
[04:16] ---
    Tropaion!
[04:16] ---
    Monument to Victory
[04:16] ---
    Tropaion!
[04:19] [SONG] ---
    Let's build! Let's build
[04:21] [SONG] ---
    A tropaion!
[04:22] [SONG] ---
    If you win a war, build one in a hurry
[04:26] [SONG] ---
    Let's celebrate! Let's celebrate!
[04:28] ---
    Monument to Victory
[04:28] ---
    Tropaion!
[04:28] [SONG] ---
    A tropaion!
[04:30] [SONG] ---
    We'll all sing songs of victory together
[04:33] [SONG] ---
    Take the armor and helms stolen from our enemies
[04:36] [SONG] ---
    Place them on a pillar and offer them to the gods
[04:44] [SONG] ---
    Pai-pai-pai-pai pai-pai-pai-pai
[04:45] [SONG] ---
    A tropaion!
[04:46] ---
    Monument to Victory
[04:46] ---
    Tropaion!
[04:49] [SONG] ---
    Acquire! Acquire!
[04:51] [SONG] ---
    A tropaion!
[04:51] ---
    Monument to Victory
[04:51] ---
    Tropaion!
[04:52] [SONG] ---
    Someday these will become trophies!

E10 - Spartans Are Scary

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SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Episode 10: Spartans Are Scary
[00:33] Deme
    War is horrifying.
[00:35] Deme
    I must prevent Tortonia from
    becoming like Tokyopolis.
[00:39] Mayor
    Well, Demetri-useless?
[00:41] Mayor
    Have you come up with some new games?
[00:43] Deme
    Mayor, I'm not in the mood right now.
[00:45] Mayor
    What's this, a new combat sport?
[00:48] Mayor
    Good. Combat sports generate excitement.
[00:51] Mayor
    All right. Let's try out
    some boxing in the plaza!
[00:53] Deme
    What?
[00:57] Bard
    Ready, fight!
[01:02] Fighter
    I surrender.
SIGN    Pose of Surrender
[01:03] Bard
    We have a winner!
[01:05] Fighter
    Boy, am I sweaty.
[01:07] Fighter
    Not bad.
[01:08] Fighter
    You, too.
[01:09] Villager
    This is boxing?
[01:11] Villager
    This is my first time seeing it.
    What a strange game.
[01:13] Mayor
    That's totally wrong!
[01:14] ---
    They didn't hit each other at all!
[01:16] Deme
    Their builds are too different.
[01:18] ---
    It's only natural.
[01:22] Spartan
    Y'all are doing some pretty dumb shit.
[01:25] Spartan
    Y'all.
[01:26] Mayor
    Who are you? I'm the mayor!
[01:29] Mayor
    S-Spartans?!
[01:31] Deme
    The strongest and mightiest?
[01:32] Spartan
    We heard a rumor that this here
    town was hosting an Olympic event.
[01:37] Spartan
    We were just feeling out of shape since
    there ain't been any wars recently.
[01:41] Spartan
    For real.
[01:42] Spartan
    We were thinking about going to
    war with Tortonia for a workout,
[01:46] Spartan
    but since it sounds fun,
    Sparta will sponsor your Olympic games.
[01:51] Spartan
    And those posturing guys from Elis have been
[01:52] ---
    Officially Recognized by Zeus
[01:52] ---
    Olympics
[01:52] ---
    In the land of Elis!
[01:55] ---
    acting like they're the creators
    of the original Olympics.
[01:57] Spartan
    True story.
[01:59] Spartan
    But y'all, boxing and pankration?
[02:02] ---
    Completely useless on an actual battlefield.
[02:05] ---
    They're games.
[02:06] Spartan
    Everyone doing those are idiots.
[02:09] ---
    The only real combat sport is wrestling.
[02:11] Spartan
    It's the only one.
[02:12] Spartan
    For real.
[02:13] Spartan
    All right. Should we treat
    you boys to some practice?
[02:17] Mayor
    This man's been saying he'd like
    to try wrestling for a while now.
[02:20] Deme
    What?!
[02:20] Spartan
    Shall I train you, then?
[02:23] Deme
    I-It's already late today,
    so let's wait until tomorrow.
[02:26] Deme
    This man said he'd like to
    invite you all to his home.
[02:29] Mayor
    What?!
[02:30] Spartan
    If you insist.
[02:34] (Flashback) Mayor
    You have to get stronger by
    tomorrow and scare them off!
[02:36] (Flashback) ---
    That's an order!
[02:38] (Flashback) Mayor
    Golly, being joined by a group
    of Spartans is like a dream!
[02:42] Deme
    I can't get stronger overnight!
[02:46] Voice
    Time travel...
[02:51] Announce
    What's this? A mysterious foreign
    wrestler has suddenly appeared!
[02:53] Mob
    Where did he come from?
[02:55] Announce
    Who is this man?
[02:57] Mob
    What's his deal?
[02:59] Announce
    He's been thrown out of
    the ring in an instant!
[03:02] Announce
    Why did he even come here?
[03:05] Iwatani
    You sure do show up everywhere.
[03:07] Deme
    Sir, you're always in the
    most convenient places.
[03:08] Deme
    What is this?
[03:09] Iwatani
    This is "professional wrestling,"
    or "pro wrestling" for short.
[03:13] Deme
    Pro wrestling? Is it like wrestling?
[03:16] Iwatani
    It's similar, but it's like a
    combination of wrestling and acting.
[03:20] Deme
    Wrestling and acting?
[03:24] Deme
    That wrestler is screaming and
    raging instead of fighting.
[03:27] Deme
    What is he doing?
[03:29] Iwatani
    He's performing on the mic.
[03:31] Iwatani
    Wrestlers who are good at
    this seem stronger and more
[03:34] ---
    appealing than they actually are.
[03:36] Deme
    Stronger than they are?
[03:38] Deme
    Why are those wrestlers wearing those masks?
[03:42] Iwatani
    Perhaps the fear inspired by
    concealing their identities
[03:44] ---
    makes them appear stronger than they are.
[03:47] Deme
    Stronger than they are?
[03:48] Deme
    That's it!
[03:51] Deme
    Does any loud noise trigger it?!
[03:52] Voice
    Time travel...
[03:58] Spartan
    That guy from yesterday ain't here.
[04:00] Deme
    Thanks for waiting. I've kept
    you waiting too long, damn it!
[04:05] Spartan
    The hell is he doing?
[04:06] Deme
    Hello, damn you!
[04:08] Deme
    Without any energy, you can't do anything!
[04:10] Deme
    The time has come. I am Heracles Mask!
[04:13] Spartan
    You've got guts.
[04:14] Spartan
    Bring it on!
[04:15] Deme
    I am a lion. I will become the lion!
[04:18] Deme
    Ow!
[04:22] Spartan
    I'll have to stay in this ridiculous
    village a little longer and
[04:25] ---
    teach y'all a thing or two.
[04:28] Mayor
    That idiot...
[04:30] Deme
    I'm really sorry...
[04:32] ---
    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    Spartans Are Scary
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #10
[04:33] [SONG] ---
    Sparta Sparta
[04:35] [SONG] ---
    Spartans! Are scary!
[04:37] [SONG] ---
    Spartans! Are scary!
[04:40] [SONG] ---
    Strong! Stern! Merciless!
[04:43] [SONG] ---
    Strong! Stern! Merciless!
[04:45] [SONG] ---
    Sparta Sparta
[04:47] [SONG] ---
    Spartans! Are scary!
[04:49] [SONG] ---
    Spartans! Are scary!
[04:52] [SONG] ---
    Steal! Kill! Invincible! Steal! Kill! Invincible!
[04:55] [SONG] ---
    Warrior people! Warrior people!

E11 - Different Country, Different Face

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SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Episode 11 Different Country, Different Face
[00:34] Spartan
    What a miserable village.
[00:36] Spartan
    For real.
[00:39] Mayor
    Hey! I'm the mayor of Tortonia.
[00:41] Mayor
    They're the nasty Spartans
    staying in the village.
[00:45] Mayor
    I hope they'll leave soon.
[00:48] Deme
    Why do you sound like you're summarizing
    the events of a previous episode?
[00:51] Mayor
    Let me escape from reality a little.
[00:54] Mayor
    It can't be helped. I'll entertain them
    briefly before sending them home.
[00:58] Mayor
    I guess I'll get something to eat.
[01:00] Spartan
    So, what do y'all have planned
    for the Tortonian Olympics?
[01:04] Deme
    Footraces and pentathlons.
    That kind of thing.
[01:08] Spartan
    That's no good! Why don't
    y'all copy the Spartans?
[01:13] Spartan
    How about this?
[01:14] Spartan
    Make starving children
    fight over a wheel of cheese
[01:17] Spartan
    while you watch and strike them with whips.
[01:20] Spartan
    For real.
[01:22] Deme
    How cruel!
[01:24] Spartan
    Nothing cruel about it.
    It's how we all grew up.
[01:27] Spartan
    For real. Brings back memories.
[01:30] Spartan
    At zero years of age, weak babies are thrown
    off the edge of a cliff in a sorting ritual.
SIGN    Proper Sorting
[01:35] Spartan
    Sorting Ritual!
[01:37] Spartan
    At seven, we leave our parents and
    learn to fight in the military.
SIGN    Welcome to the Army
[01:41] Spartan
    Fight!
[01:43] Spartan
    At 12, we're not fed properly,
    and must survive by stealing.
SIGN    Live By Stealing
[01:48] Spartan
    Survive!
[01:49] Spartan
    At 18, we practice warfare
    by killing slaves.
SIGN    Kill Slaves
[01:53] Spartan
    Practice warfare!
[01:55] Spartan
    That's who we are...
SIGN    Sparta
[01:57] All
    Spartans!
[02:00] Deme
    I'm genuinely glad I wasn't born a Spartan.
[02:04] Mayor
    Spartans, please enjoy
    this fresh seafood dish,
[02:08] Mayor
    unique to coastal villages like Tortonia.
[02:12] Spartan
    That's quite the feast.
[02:15] Mayor
    Yes. I spent the money I value
    more than my life to—
[02:19] Spartan
    How dare you expose us to this, fool?!
[02:21] Mayor
    What?!
[02:23] Spartan
    You trying to spoil us
    Spartans with luxuries?
[02:26] Spartan
    We are Mr. Strict. Men who consume
    luxurious dishes deserve to die!
[02:31] Spartan
    We are the austere and masculine Spartans!
[02:33] Spartan
    Death to fat men!
[02:35] Spartan
    We whip the obese and the pale!
[02:37] Spartan
    We are Spartans!
[02:39] Spartan
    Men should die on the battlefield!
[02:41] Spartan
    We don't dig graves for
    men who grow old and die!
[02:44] Spartan
    We are Spartans!
[02:45] Mayor
    I'm sorry!
[02:48] Spartan
    Can't be helped. Y'all don't
    seem to know anything,
[02:52] Spartan
    so we'll do y'all a huge favor by
    preparing some Spartan dishes.
SIGN    Death to Luxurious Meals!
SIGN    Spartan Cooking
SIGN    Episode 1 (Final Episode) Melas Zomos
[03:01] Spartan
    Today we'll be cooking the Spartan soul food
    dish black soup, also known as melas zomos.
SIGN    Spartan Soul Food
    Melas Zomos
    (Serves 5)
[03:07] Spartan
    The ingredients are thick pig's blood and
    pig's feet, as well as salt and vinegar.
SIGN    Pig's blood: one pot full
SIGN    Pig's feet: as many as you prefer
SIGN    Salt: to taste Vinegar: to taste
[03:12] Spartan
    Start by boiling the pig's blood.
SIGN    Boil the pig's blood.
[03:15] Spartan
    Then add a splash of vinegar and salt.
SIGN    Add vinegar and salt.
[03:17] Spartan
    The vinegar is added to prevent
    the blood from coagulating.
SIGN    Point
SIGN    The vinegar is added to prevent
    the blood from coagulating.
SIGN    Add the pig's feet.
[03:20] Spartan
    Add the pig's feet, and once the dish
    produces a sketchy aroma, it's ready.
SIGN    Ready to eat when it starts to smell sketchy!
[03:25] Spartan
    This dish tastes so bad that
    someone once said of its flavor,
SIGN    I now know why Spartans do not fear death
[03:30] Spartan
    "I now know why Spartans do not fear death."
[03:33] Spartan
    Come on, drink up.
[03:58] Spartan
    You, too, woman.
[03:59] Apo
    No way.
[04:01] Spartan
    Hurry up and drink it.
[04:02] Spartan
    I don't know how it is in other polis, but in
    Sparta, women have to be strong, too.
[04:05] Spartan
    Or shall I force you to drink it?
[04:08] Apo
    No! Demetrius!
[04:10] Deme
    Stop this!
[04:13] Spartan
    Oh? You dare defy us?
[04:16] Spartan
    This means war!
[04:20] ---
    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    Different Country, Different Face
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #11
[04:23] [SONG] Song
    We are Spartans, we are stoic
[04:27] [SONG] Song
    We have no no no interest in money
[04:30] [SONG] Song
    (no no no)
[04:30] [SONG] Song
    We have no no no interest in luxuries
[04:34] [SONG] Song
    (no no no)
[04:35] [SONG] Song
    But, but
[04:36] [SONG] Song
    Outside our borders (outside our borders)
[04:41] [SONG] Song
    We are crazy for money
[04:45] [SONG] Song
    "An opportunity to make money!"
[04:47] [SONG] Song
    Within our borders (within our borders)
[04:51] [SONG] Song
    We are stoic as usual
[04:55] [SONG] Song
    We have no no no interest in money
[04:58] [SONG] Song
    (no no no)

E12 - Goodbye Sparta

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SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Episode 12: Goodbye Sparta
[00:33] Spartan
    This means war between Sparta and Tortonia!
[00:36] Spartan
    Let's head home and get things started.
[00:38] Mayor
    W-War against Sparta?! The warrior people?!
[00:43] Deme
    W-Wait a minute!
[00:45] Deme
    There's no point in going
    to war against our village.
[00:47] Deme
    Fighting such a weak village would tarnish
    Sparta's glorious military history.
[00:52] Sparta
    Oh?
[00:54] Apo
    He's right.
[00:55] ---
    The name Tortonia is synonymous
    with "lame village."
[00:57] Mayor
    What?
[00:58] Apo
    Neighboring villages say they're
    embarrassed just to hear our name.
[01:01] Mayor
    What?
[01:01] Apo
    If a monument were to be engraved with
    the words "Tortonia vs. Sparta,"
[01:04] ---
    you'd be disgraced for an eternity.
[01:06] Mayor
    You guys...
[01:08] Sparta
    Indeed. You're right.
[01:10] Deme
    So let's compete through sports instead.
[01:13] Deme
    Sparta is the strongest.
[01:14] ---
    You could easily win, even in our territory.
[01:17] Sparta
    Of course.
[01:18] Deme
    Then, we'll select the games.
[01:21] ---
    We'll let you know tomorrow.
[01:27] Deme
    There's no way. There's no way this time.
[01:30] Deme
    I don't think I'd even win an
    egg race, and I'm good at that.
[01:33] Deme
    I know. Tokyopolis always
    gets me out of trouble.
[01:35] Deme
    Lightning, come! Come on! Zeus!
[01:38] Deme
    Rolling thunder followed
    by crackling lightning!
[01:45] Deme
    There isn't a cloud in the sky!
[01:51] Deme
    What's that?
[01:54] Deme
    It's that soup!
[01:57] Deme
    Huh, what? You want me to drink it?
[01:59] Deme
    That's it. You're saying
    the shock produced by
[02:01] ---
    its extreme nastiness will
    send me to Tokyopolis.
[02:03] Deme
    Got it. I'll drink it.
[02:10] Deme
    Nothing's happening!
[02:11] Deme
    Another sip...
[02:16] Deme
    Time travel...
[02:20] Deme
    It's not taking me there!
[02:22] Deme
    What? I'm not supposed to drink it?
[02:25] Deme
    This is a painting of a game
    I witnessed in Tokyopolis!
[02:29] Deme
    It was a strange game in which
    participants competed for food...
[02:39] Bard
    The bread eating contest will now begin.
[02:42] Spartan
    The hell is a bread eating contest?
    Sounds stupid!
[02:45] Spartan
    For real!
[02:47] Deme
    I'm sorry. You did say you
    could easily win any game.
[02:51] Spartan
    Of course we'll win.
[02:53] Spartan
    If we lose, we'll pay you.
[02:54] Mayor
    Money?!
[02:57] Bard
    Ready, apete!
[03:02] Mayor
    He's terrible at this!
[03:06] Spartan
    This is too easy.
[03:07] Spartan
    I just have to eat this and
    cross the finish line, right?
[03:10] Spartan
    This an extremely high-quality lobster roll!
SIGN    High-quality Lobster Roll
[03:14] Spartan
    Men who consume luxurious
    dishes deserve to die!
[03:18] Spartan
    What about the other breads?
SIGN    High-quality Steamed Eel Roll
[03:20] Spartan
    High-quality steamed eel roll?
[03:22] Spartan
    Parrotfish and cheese
    roll fried in olive oil?
SIGN    Parrotfish and Cheese Roll Fried in Olive Oil
[03:24] Spartan
    Made by the legendary epicurean Archestratus?
SIGN    Daedalus Gourmet
SIGN    Today's Bread
[03:26] ---
    Made by Legendary
[03:26] ---
    Epicurean Archestratus
[03:28] Spartan
    If I eat these, the king of Sparta will...
[03:33] ---
    tear me limb from limb!
[03:39] Deme
    Delicious! It's delicious!
[03:42] Mayor
    Well done, Demetrius!
[03:44] Deme
    I did it!
[03:45] Spartan
    Damn it. Y'all will pay for this.
[03:48] Mayor
    Are you really going to pay us, too?
[03:52] Spartan
    A man don't go back on his word.
[03:54] Mayor
    Yahoo!
[03:55] Spartan
    Here.
[03:56] Mayor
    What are those iron skewers?
[03:58] Spartan
    Spartan currency, obviously.
SIGN    °Spartan Skewer-shaped Obols
[04:01] Spartan
    Six of them is worth one drachma.
[04:03] Mayor
    Actually, never mind.
[04:05] Spartan
    Just take them!
[04:08] Mayor
    Ow!
[04:10] Mayor
    There's one more episode.
SIGN    Goodbye Sparta
[04:12] ---
    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #12
[04:15] [SONG] ---
    150 couples
[04:21] [SONG] ---
    Head to the battlefield together
[04:26] [SONG] ---
    The joy of fighting with you in battle
[04:32] [SONG] ---
    I'll do my best
[04:34] [SONG] ---
    Not to embarrass myself
[04:39] [SONG] ---
    The joy of defending you in battle
[04:44] [SONG] ---
    If you die
[04:46] [SONG] ---
    I'll avenge you by charging into battle
[04:51] [SONG] ---
    They are the men who defeated the invincible Spartans
[04:55] [SONG] ---
    Sacred Band of Thebes

E13 - LADY discrimination

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SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Episode 13
[00:31] ---
    Spartan
    Expulsion Party
SIGN    °Ancient Greek (Just Pretend)
[00:33] All
    Ie paean!
SIGN    °Ie paean = cheers
[00:35] Mayor
    In any case, I'm glad we were
    able to drive off those Spartans!
[00:40] Mayor
    Drink all you want, everyone!
[00:42] Mayor
    I'll collect your payments at a later date!
[00:44] Villager
    Demetrius, you drinking?
[00:45] Deme
    Huh? Uh, yeah.
[00:46] Villager
    You seem unenthusiastic
    for the guest of honor.
[00:47] Deme
    You think so?
[00:48] Villager
    Should we get that started?
[00:51] All
    Yeah!
[00:52] Deme
    What?
[00:53] Villager
    Is kottabos ever not
    played at a Greek party?
[00:57] All
    No!
[00:58] All
    Kottabos! Kottabos!
[01:02] Deme
    I've actually never played kottabos.
[01:05] Villager
    It's easy.
[01:06] Villager
    Hurl your remaining wine on that
    target and topple the discs.
[01:11] Villager
    The rules require you to shout
    your beloved's name when you do.
[01:14] Deme
    I don't understand Greece.
[01:16] Villager
    I'd like to see Demetrius play kottabos.
[01:19] All
    You're Hellenese, you're Hellenese.
[01:22] All
    I am Leonidas.
[01:24] Villager
    You're a Spartan?
SIGN    °Actual kottabos does not involve any shouting
[01:26] Deme
    This isn't my kind of energy.
[01:30] Deme
    Apollonia!
[01:34] Villager
    Too bad, you failed.
[01:35] Villager
    Demetrius, one more cup! One more cup!
[01:39] Villager
    Demetrius, why are you
    shouting a woman's name?
[01:42] Villager
    You've gotta proclaim your love
    for a young boy in kottabos!
[01:49] Apo
    The party's in full swing.
[01:51] Deme
    Apollonia!
[01:53] Apo
    Turns out you're amazing, Demetrius.
[01:55] Apo
    You're a genius who comes up with new sports.
[01:58] Deme
    I'm nothing of the sort.
[01:59] Apo
    Could you come up with some
    games that women could play?
[02:03] Apo
    Apparently, Spartan women
    participate in athletics, too.
[02:08] Deme
    We're not war-like barbarians.
[02:11] Deme
    Women shouldn't play sports.
[02:14] Apo
    That kind of thinking is outdated.
[02:17] Apo
    It's the first year of the 95th Olympiad.
[02:19] Apo
    Forget it.
[02:21] Deme
    Huh? What? Uh...
[02:25] Deme
    I screwed up! Apollonia hates me!
[02:28] Deme
    I must redeem myself somehow! Gods!
[02:31] Voice
    Time travel...
[02:37] Student
    Are you all right?
[02:40] Deme
    I'm fine. My body is strong.
[02:42] Student
    You're the handsome but strange,
    suspicious Greek man...
[02:46] ---
    or someone who looks like him?
[02:49] Deme
    What are they doing?
[02:52] Deme
    This is...
[02:54] Deme
    It's a sport for women.
[02:56] Deme
    If I bring this back to Greece...
[02:58] Coach
    Why the hell are you playing around?
[03:01] Student
    Coach!
[03:01] Coach
    You can do it if you try! Try until you can!
[03:04] Student
    Yes, sir!
[03:05] Coach
    Quit dawdling, Tagi!
[03:07] Student
    Please, sir!
[03:09] Coach
    Yasumura, you can sleep when you're dead!
[03:13] Deme
    It's no use. This is too intense.
[03:16] Deme
    I'll have to find something else.
[03:19] Student
    He told anyone who wasn't
    motivated to go, so I left.
[03:22] Student
    Hey, what do you usually do?
    What's your name?
[03:24] Deme
    What's that?
[03:25] Deme
    They're playing by spinning hoops.
[03:29] Deme
    That could be done using hoop rolling hoops.
[03:31] Deme
    Come to think of it, I've heard Hippocrates
    said hoop rolling is good for your health.
[03:33] ---
    I recommend it!
[03:33] ---
    The "Father of Medicine"
[03:33] ---
    Hippocrates Endorsed!
[03:33] ---
    Good for your health!
SIGN    °Personal experiences may differ
[03:37] Deme
    If I introduce this as a sport...
[03:37] ---
    Just spin the hoop!
[03:37] ---
    Demetrius' idea!
     A new sport!
[03:38] ---
    Good for your health!
SIGN    °Personal experiences may differ
[03:47] Apo
    I bet this helps maintain
    a beautiful figure, too.
[03:51] Apo
    So, how do you win?
[03:54] Iwatani
    For the Ancient Greeks,
    most sports were competitive.
[03:59] Deme
    What? Uh...
[04:00] Deme
    Whoever drops their hoop first offers their
    heart as a sacrifice... or something?
[04:06] Apo
    What?!
[04:10] Owl
    Idiots.
[04:12] ---
    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #13
[04:14] [SONG] ---
    Lady discrimination bi-go-try!
[04:18] [SONG] ---
    Not allowed to play sports
[04:22] [SONG] ---
    WHAT no rights for a LADY
[04:25] [SONG] ---
    No right to vote
[04:29] [SONG] ---
    Property rights! Citizenship!
[04:31] [SONG] ---
    A democracy for men
[04:35] [SONG] ---
    Lady discrimination bi-go-try!
[04:39] [SONG] ---
    Not allowed to play sports
[04:43] [SONG] ---
    WHAT even for a LADY who is not allowed to do anything
[04:47] [SONG] ---
    There is a place where she can take flight
[04:51] [SONG] ---
    Where she can play sports
[04:53] [SONG] ---
    Yes, it is Sparta

E14 - What is Your Thlon

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SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Episode 14 What is Your Thlon
SIGN    I visited Olympia,
    birthplace of
    the original
    Eleian Olympics ♥
[00:34] Mayor
    The original Eleian Olympics brand is strong.
[00:39] Mayor
    Just having words like
    "original" and "birthplace"
SIGN    Original Athenean-style
    Baklava
SIGN    Birthplace of
    Bean Soup
[00:42] Mayor
    on your shop's sign brings
    customers flooding in.
[00:47] Deme
    You think so?
[00:49] Mayor
    I wish I could say Tortonia was the
    birthplace of at least one game.
[00:54] Deme
    Stuffing olives up your nose then blowing
    them out originated in Tortonia.
[00:58] Mayor
    Not those! Something cooler
    and more mainstream!
[01:00] Mayor
    I know! We'll pretend we invented something!
[01:03] Deme
    That's ridiculous. Someone's
    bound to find out.
[01:05] Mayor
    I'm sure men of the future will just
    decided based off vase paintings.
SIGN    Men Of the Future
[01:10] Mayor
    If you paint something,
    they'll think it was so.
[01:13] Deme
    If we get up to something, it could cause
    a problem and affect the tournament.
[01:17] Mayor
    Come up with a plausible origin
    story and leave our mark on history.
[01:20] Mayor
    You should depict... the pentathlon.
[01:23] Mayor
    It's the king of sports
    featuring discus throwing,
[01:25] Mayor
    long jump, javelin throwing,
    wrestling, and stadion!
[01:29] Mayor
    And would you believe it?
    Tortonia was the birthplace of the pentathlon!
[01:34] Mayor
    So cool!
[01:35] Mayor
    Think about it!
[01:39] Deme
    I can't do it!
[01:41] Voice
    Time travel...
[01:48] Iwatani
    You sure do time travel and hang out
    in my house like you belong here.
[01:53] Deme
    I'm sorry. I was just thinking.
[01:56] Iwatani
    It's like something you'd see in comics.
[01:59] Iwatani
    Here. I'll hear what you have
    to say over some snacks.
[02:03] Deme
    Thank you.
[02:08] Iwatani
    The origin of the pentathlon?
[02:09] Iwatani
    I don't know about the ancient pentathlon,
    but I do know about the modern pentathlon.
[02:13] Deme
    Modern pentathlon? What is that like?
SIGN    Sports News
[02:16] Iwatani
    First, there's horseback riding.
SIGN    Horseback
    Riding
[02:17] Iwatani
    Even ancient Greece has horse events, right?
[02:21] Iwatani
    Then there's fencing.
SIGN    Fencing
[02:22] Iwatani
    It's sword-based combat.
[02:24] Iwatani
    Then there's shooting.
SIGN    Shooting
[02:26] Iwatani
    It's sort of like an archery competition.
[02:30] Iwatani
    Next there's swimming.
SIGN    Swimming
[02:33] Iwatani
    Finally, there's cross country.
SIGN    Cross Country Running
[02:35] Iwatani
    It's a footrace through the mountains.
[02:38] Deme
    This makes no sense!
[02:40] Deme
    It's far more ridiculous
    than our own pentathlon!
[02:44] Iwatani
    You seem happy about that.
[02:45] Iwatani
    But even this has a proper origin story.
[02:48] Deme
    What?
[02:49] Iwatani
    Long ago, there was a country called France.
[02:51] Iwatani
    This was back when they had
    an emperor named Napoleon.
[02:54] Iwatani
    There was an officer who was ordered to
    report his military achievements to his men.
SIGN    Report your military achievements to your men!
[02:58] Iwatani
    He charged through enemy lines on horseback,
SIGN    Charge enemy lines on horseback!
[03:00] Iwatani
    defeated enemies using sword and gun,
SIGN    Defeat enemies using your gun and sword!
SIGN    Swim across the river!
[03:02] Iwatani
    swam across river, and ran
    through mountains to do it!
SIGN    Run through the mountains!
[03:06] Iwatani
    And the pentathlon was based off of that.
[03:08] Deme
    I see. I'm surprised.
[03:11] Deme
    So it's based on a single story.
[03:13] Deme
    It seemed crazy, but it wasn't after all!
[03:17] Iwatani
    Yeah, your existence is way crazier.
[03:23] Deme
    I should base it off of a story.
[03:27] Wife
    You good-for-nothing!
[03:31] Deme
    Mayor? And his wife?
[03:34] Wife
    The Olympics? You must be dreaming!
[03:39] Mayor
    No! I promise I'll make money this time!
[03:47] Wife
    Hurry up and conquer the mayor
    of a neighboring village!
[03:54] Wife
    You useless husband!
[03:58] Mayor
    She's going to kill me!
[04:03] Deme
    This is the origin of the pentathlon!
SIGN    What is Your Thlon
[04:07] ---
    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #14
SIGN    Something-thlon Exercise
[04:08] [SONG] Song
    Two games makes a biathlon
[04:11] [SONG] Song
    Shooting and skiing
[04:14] [SONG] Song
    Three games makes a triathlon
[04:17] [SONG] Song
    Swimming, biking, long-distance running
[04:20] [SONG] Song
    Four games makes a tetrathlon
[04:22] [SONG] Song
    Hurdles, shot-put, running high jump, and short-distance running
[04:26] [SONG] Song
    Five games makes a pentathlon
[04:28] [SONG] Song
    Long jump, discus throwing, stadion, javelin throwing, and wrestling
[04:31] [SONG] Song
    Seven games makes a heptathlon
[04:33] [SONG] Song
    Hurdles, running high jump, shot-put, 200m race, long jump javelin throwing, and middle-distance running
[04:37] [SONG] Song
    Eight games makes an octathlon
[04:39] [SONG] Song
    100m race, long jump, shot-put, 400m race, 110m hurdles, javelin throwing, running high jump, and 1500m race
[04:43] [SONG] Song
    Ten games makes an decathlon
[04:44] [SONG] Song
    100m race, long jump, shot-put, running high jump 400m race, 110m hurdles, discus throw, pole vaulting, javelin throwing, and 1500m race
[04:49] [SONG] Song
    20 games makes an icosathlon
[04:50] [SONG] Song
    100m race, long jump, 200m hurdles, shot-put, 5000m race, 800m race, running high jump, 400m race, hammer throw, 3000m obstacle course,
    110m hurdles, discus throw, 200m race, pole vault, 3000m race, 400m hurdles, javelin throwing, 1500m race, triple jump, and 10000m race
SIGN    Editor (35)
SIGN    Director (41)
SIGN    Chief Editor (41)

E15 - Market of Dreams

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SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Episode 15 Market of Dreams
[00:32] Sign
    Tortonian Olympics Administrative Office
[00:35] Mayor
    Is this the Tortonian Olympics
    Administrative Office?
[00:38] Deme
    You're the one who put up that sign, mayor.
[00:41] Mayor
    Free of charge.
[00:41] Mayor
    More importantly, I went to a nearby
    village to prepare for a little war...
[00:46] Deme
    War again?
[00:48] Mayor
    It's just another skirmish that
    won't produce any casualties.
[00:51] Mayor
    Anyway, they all told me they hadn't
    heard of the Tortonian Olympics!
[00:55] Deme
    Of course they haven't.
    We haven't really told anyone.
[00:58] Mayor
    You idiot!
[00:59] Mayor
    It won't be lively at all,
    unless people come from all over Greece!
[01:02] Mayor
    Who's going to spend their
    money in this village?
[01:05] Deme
    Is that my job, too?
[01:08] Mayor
    It sure is! It's only natural that you do it,
    as the event's administrative officer!
[01:11] Mayor
    Spread the word about the Tortonian
    Olympics across all of Greece!
[01:14] Mayor
    I'm busy with the war!
[01:18] Deme
    How am I supposed to spread the word?
[01:21] Deme
    If I could that we'd already
    be a popular anime!
[01:25] Voice
    Time travel...
SIGN    Airing
    now!
SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Watch it with your family
[01:28] Tv
    Super popular!
[01:30] Tv
    Everyone's heard of Olympian Curry!
[01:32] Tv
    Eat some and become an outstanding athlete!
[01:36] Tv
    Olympian Curry!
SIGN    Olympian Curry
[01:38] Deme
    It's the moving picture box.
[01:40] Iwatani
    You're back.
[01:42] Deme
    What is the box showing today?
[01:45] Iwatani
    These are commercials.
[01:47] Iwatani
    They inform lots of people
    about new products.
[01:51] Deme
    That's exactly what I've been looking for!
[01:54] Tv
    The brilliance you've been searching for...
SIGN    The brilliance you've been searching for...
SIGN    Apollo
    Cosmetics
[01:57] Tv
    Apollo Cosmetics.
[01:59] Deme
    Sir, may I take this with me?
[02:02] Iwatani
    You can't have that.
[02:04] Grandson
    Mister, you're being unreasonable.
[02:06] Deme
    But you gave me all kinds of stuff,
    like the golden papyrus.
[02:10] Iwatani
    I'm still making monthly payments on that.
[02:12] Iwatani
    Let's go outside.
[02:16] Deme
    In the first place, it would be difficult
    to reach all of Greece with a single box.
SIGN    Hippocrates Ointment
[02:22] Deme
    What's that man doing?
[02:24] Iwatani
    He's walking around
    with advertisements written
[02:26] Iwatani
    on two boards hanging off
    both sides of his body.
[02:28] Deme
    So he's a walking sign.
SIGN    Toriyon
    Coffee
[02:32] Deme
    That's it!
SIGN    Ancient Greek Battlefield
[02:35] Soldier
    Tortonia soldiers, gather round!
SIGN    Tortonian Olympics
SIGN    We're Holding an Olympic Event!
[02:47] Enemy
    Tortonian Olympics?
[02:50] Enemy
    Seriously?
[02:51] Enemy
    Looks kind of interesting.
SIGN    Advertisement:
    Tortonian Olympics
SIGN    All of Greece
    is talking about it!
SIGN    Come one,
    come all!
[02:54] Enemy
    This is no time for war.
SIGN    Tortonian Olympics
SIGN    Urgent Announcement
[02:57] Narration
    And so, Tortonian advertisement soldiers
    were dispatched across the land
[03:01] Narration
    and Tortonian merchants were
    seen distributing free shields
[03:05] Narration
    painted with advertisements
    on many battlefields.
[03:09] Mayor
    It's a huge success!
[03:10] Mayor
    All of Greece is talking
    about the Tortonian Olympics!
[03:15] Deme
    The advertisements are casting a wet blanket
    over battles, diminishing the conflicts.
[03:20] Deme
    I'm glad, as well.
[03:21] Eleia
    Ahem.
[03:22] Eleia
    What exactly are the Tortonian Olympics?
[03:27] Eleia
    Sure seems awful similar to our Olympics.
SIGN    Eleian
    Olympics Committee
[03:30] Eleia
    You've done your research.
[03:34] Mayor
    An Eleian.
[03:35] Eleia
    Sounds truly entertaining.
[03:39] Deme
    Yes, doesn't it?
[03:40] Mayor
    Idiot!
[03:41] Eleia
    Enough already.
[03:42] Eleia
    Can't you tell I'm telling y'all
    to stop calling it the Olympics?
[03:48] Mayor
    What? Oh, what we're holding
    isn't an Olympic event...
[03:51] Eleia
    Are you saying I misheard
    y'all calling it the Olympics?
[03:55] Deme
    Oh, uh, um...
[03:58] Deme
    It's the Tolympics.
SIGN    Tolympics
[03:59] Eleia
    Tolympics?
[04:03] Mayor
    What kind of name is that?
SIGN    Market of Dreams
[04:06] ---
    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #15
[04:09] [SONG] Song
    What do you desire? Whatever you dream of
[04:13] [SONG] Song
    It can all be found at the Olympic festival
SIGN    Olympics
SIGN    Books
SIGN    Wine
    Beef
    Ceramics
SIGN    Open 776 BCE!
SIGN    (Oldest recorded Olympic festival)
[04:21] [SONG] Song
    Whether you want to sell
[04:23] [SONG] Song
    Whether you want to buy
[04:25] [SONG] Song
    If you want books, come to the Olympic festival
SIGN    Olympics
SIGN    Books
SIGN    Wine
    Beef
    Ceramics
SIGN    Open 776 BCE!
SIGN    (Oldest recorded Olympic festival)
[04:29] [SONG] Song
    "What? They're releasing Herodotus' new book!"
SIGN    Herodotus' new book
    The Histories
    To be released at the Olympics!
[04:31] [SONG] Song
    Whether you want to sell
[04:33] [SONG] Song
    Whether you want to buy
[04:35] [SONG] Song
    If you want figures, come to the Olympic festival
SIGN    Olympics
SIGN    Books
SIGN    Wine
    Beef
    Ceramics
SIGN    Open 776 BCE!
SIGN    (Oldest recorded Olympic festival)
[04:39] [SONG] Song
    "So many new works by that sculptor and that architect!"
[04:43] [SONG] Song
    Wonderful music, wonderful tableware
[04:47] [SONG] Song
    It can all be found at the Olympic festival
SIGN    Olympics
SIGN    Books
SIGN    Wine
    Beef
    Ceramics
SIGN    Open 776 BCE!
SIGN    (Oldest recorded Olympic festival)
SIGN    On the special Olympic stage!
SIGN    Sports events will be held!
    (Main Event)
[04:54] [SONG] Song
    "What? There's even a sports tournament?"
[05:00] ---
    

E16 - Cheater

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SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Episode 16 Cheater
[00:31] Eleia
    Tolympics?
[00:33] Mayor
    Th-That's right!
[00:34] ---
    The Tortonian Olympics
    is just a tentative name!
[00:37] Mayor
    Its official name is the Tolympics!
[00:40] Mayor
    It's completely different from
    your ancient and noble Olympics!
[00:44] Deme
    That's right! Ours is practically trash!
[00:47] Mayor
    What?!
[00:49] Eleia
    Fine, then.
[00:51] Eleia
    But you used the name without
[00:53] Eleia
    the authorization of the
    Eleian Olympics Committee.
[00:56] Eleia
    Unauthorized use of vase paintings
    is strictly prohibited.
[01:00] Both
    Yes, of course!
[01:02] Eleia
    Goodbye, then.
[01:06] Mayor
    That was close.
[01:07] ---
    I thought Eleia was going to fine us.
[01:10] Mayor
    I can't afford to lose any more money.
[01:13] Deme
    Any more?
[01:14] Mayor
    I spent too much money
    promoting the Tolympics.
[01:18] Mayor
    At this rate, even if we hold
    the event, I'll be losing money.
[01:21] Mayor
    Isn't there anything that
    can be done, Demetrius?
[01:24] Deme
    I don't know the first thing about money.
[01:26] Mayor
    You brute! Don't you care about
    the Tolympics you named yourself?
[01:31] Mayor
    You need to come up with a revitalizing
    idea that will make me money!
[01:34] Mayor
    Find the golden apple tree!
[01:37] Deme
    If I knew how to make money,
    I'd make money for myself!
[01:41] Voice
    Time travel...
[01:45] Deme
    Where am I?
[01:48] Man
    Are you a Roman?
[01:50] Iwatani
    This man is an ancient Greek.
[01:52] Deme
    Sir, what is this place?
[01:55] Iwatani
    A public bathhouse.
[01:56] Iwatani
    Apparently, they had them in
    ancient Greek gymnasiums.
[02:01] Iwatani
    I think the ancient Romans were
    the first to use hot water.
[02:06] Deme
    A painting of Mt. Olympus. Marvelous...
[02:11] Deme
    What are these paintings
    and words around it?
SIGN    Post-Bath
    Milk and Juice
SIGN    Barber Midas
SIGN    Olive Soap
[02:13] Iwatani
    They're advertisements.
[02:15] Iwatani
    Sponsors, in other words,
    the owners of the advertisements
[02:19] ---
    pay money to promote their products.
[02:21] Iwatani
    After all, people gather at public baths.
[02:23] Deme
    I see. People will look at them.
[02:27] Deme
    There are all kinds of advertisements.
[02:30] Deme
    That fishmonger's advertisement is moving!
[02:32] Iwatani
    That's a tattoo.
[02:34] Deme
    It's a tattoo?
[02:36] Deme
    It has beautiful colors the tattoos
    of the barbarians of Thrace lack.
[02:41] Deme
    I thought he'd painted an
    advertisement on his body.
[02:48] Deme
    Eureka! Eureka!
[02:51] Iwatani
    Did you figure out how to
    measure the volume of a shape?
[02:54] Deme
    This is it!
[02:56] Thug
    Who the hell are you?
[02:57] Deme
    Huh?
[03:00] Voice
    Time travel...
[03:06] Deme
    Mayor!
[03:07] Mayor
    What?
[03:08] Deme
    Sponsors!
[03:09] ---
    Tons of people will come to the Tolympics!
[03:12] Deme
    Everyone will be watching the games!
[03:15] Deme
    So we'll sell the rights to put up
    advertisements on the bodies of the
[03:18] ---
    athletes and the arenas, as official
    sponsors of the Tolympics!
[03:22] Deme
    Wine, bread, meat, fish,
    cheese, fruit, olive oil!
[03:27] Deme
    The athletes' entire bodies will
    become vehicles for advertisements!
SIGN    Pilopos
    Olive Orchard
SIGN    Cheese By
    Pampilos
SIGN    Zosimus' Meats
SIGN    Zenon's
    Wine Shop
SIGN    Alexis Bread
SIGN    Fruits
    Hermagoras
[03:28] ---
    Meliton Fresh Fish
[03:31] Mayor
    I see! That'll make money!
[03:36] Sponsor
    Excuse me.
[03:37] Mayor
    We have guests, Demetrius.
[03:40] Deme
    Sponsors, how can I help you?
[03:42] Sponsor
    It's about the Tolympics.
[03:44] Sign
    Pilopos Olive Orchard
[03:44] Sponsor
    Could you postpone it until
    olive harvest season is over?
[03:48] Sponsor
    Could you shout my business' name when
    an athlete crosses the finish line?
[03:48] Sign
    Zosimos' Meats!
[03:52] Sponsor
    Tell the athletes to move
SIGN    Fruits
    Hermagoras
[03:53] ---
    so that my business's name can
    always be seen by the audience.
[03:58] Deme
    They're competitive games.
    We can't accommodate those requests...
[04:00] Sponsor
    We're paying money for this service!
[04:03] Deme
    Now I have more problems...
[04:06] Mayor
    I'm not returning their money!
SIGN    Cheater
[04:08] ---
    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #16
[04:10] [SONG] ---
    Tyrant tyrant Nero
[04:14] [SONG] ---
    You are an incredible man
[04:18] [SONG] ---
    But you are cheater
[04:22] [SONG] ---
    On a whim you delayed
[04:24] [SONG] ---
    The Olympics by two years
SIGN    211th Olympics
    Year 69 → Year 67
    (Came to Greece on vacation)
[04:28] [SONG] ---
    Just because you wanted to sing
[04:29] [SONG] ---
    You added more games to the event
SIGN    Leaving One's Seat Prohibited
    During Emperor's Performance
[04:34] [SONG] ---
    You fell during the chariot race
[04:36] [SONG] ---
    But shockingly won regardless
[04:39] [SONG] ---
    Even if you win 1,808 times
SIGN    °Erased from official records after Nero's death
[04:43] [SONG] ---
    You'll only be buried beneath olive wreaths
[04:47] [SONG] ---
    Tyrant tyrant Nero
[04:51] [SONG] ---
    You are an incredible man
[04:55] [SONG] ---
    But you are a cheater

E17 - Your Pessoi

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SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Episode 17 Your Pessoi
[00:31] Deme
    Mayor, I do genuinely want the
[00:33] ---
    Tolympics to be an even greater
    event than the Olympics,
[00:37] ---
    but I don't see what chance we have.
[00:40] Mayor
    How can you be so timid?
[00:41] Mayor
    But when it comes to our
    chances against them,
[00:44] ---
    it's true that the Olympics
    were a marvelous thing...
SIGN    Officially Recognized by Zeus
SIGN    Olympics
[00:49] Villager
    Hold it right there!
[00:51] Mayor
    You're from the neighboring village.
[00:52] Villager
    I've been to the Olympics, too.
[00:55] Deme
    Really?
[00:56] Villager
    The Olympics were a brutal event.
[01:00] ---
    Horror!
[01:00] ---
    Olympics
[01:05] Villager
    The burning hot sun!
SIGN    Burning Sun
[01:06] Villager
    Even if it rains, you have to sleep outside!
SIGN    Sleeping Outside in the Rain
[01:09] Villager
    Human feces all over the
    ground, swarming with flies!
SIGN    Human Feces!
[01:12] Villager
    And the event location is a
    50 kilometer walk from Eleia!
SIGN    50km Walk to Event!
[01:17] ---
    Horror!
[01:17] ---
    Olympics
[01:20] Deme
    Mayor, that's nothing like your description!
[01:23] Deme
    Did you really go to the Olympics?
[01:24] Mayor
    You think I've got the guts to do that?
[01:26] Mayor
    It's just what I was told!
[01:28] Mayor
    It's second-, third-, fourth-hand hearsay!
[01:30] Deme
    So it's basically a lie!
[01:32] Villager
    It's so bad that if you
    threaten to take slaves who
[01:35] ---
    won't work to the Olympics,
    they start working immediately.
[01:38] Deme
    That's awful.
[01:40] Mayor
    And that irresponsible Eleian event
    manager acted so pompous about it!
[01:43] Villager
    Authority is an incredible thing.
[01:46] Mayor
    Yes! That's it!
[01:48] Deme
    What?
[01:49] Mayor
    That's how we can beat the Olympics!
[01:51] Mayor
    Those awful conditions are its weakness!
[01:54] Mayor
    We'll come up with a hospitality
    plan that takes advantage of it!
[01:57] Mayor
    At super low cost, of course!
[01:59] Mayor
    We'll catch that wicked
    Eleian off guard, Demetrius!
[02:03] Deme
    What?
[02:04] Villager
    You've got it rough, too.
[02:06] Deme
    I really do...
[02:08] Deme
    Yeah, yeah. I'll do it, I'll do it!
[02:11] Voice
    Time travel...
[02:14] Tour
    The structure you can see over
    there is the Kaminarimon Gate.
SIGN    °Please don't try this if you visit
[02:19] All
    What the hell is he doing?
[02:20] Iwatani
    That man...
[02:22] Deme
    Thank you.
[02:24] Deme
    I haven't seen you in three days.
[02:25] Iwatani
    It's been about ten years for me.
[02:27] Iwatani
    Though it must not seem like much to
    someone traveling 2,000 years across time.
[02:31] Deme
    Now that you mention it,
    your hair is thinner.
[02:33] Deme
    By the way—
[02:34] Iwatani
    This is called a tour bus.
[02:36] Iwatani
    I'm riding this vehicle to see
    and visit places of interest.
[02:39] Deme
    I haven't asked anything yet.
[02:41] Iwatani
    But you would've, wouldn't you?
[02:42] Iwatani
    As long as you're here, why don't
    you come sightseeing around Tokyo?
[02:45] Deme
    All right.
SIGN    Tokyo Station
[02:48] Iwatani
    See?
SIGN    Marunouchi Building
[02:49] Iwatani
    Look.
SIGN    Kokyo Gaien National Garden
    (Nijuubashi Bridge)
[02:51] Iwatani
    How's this?
SIGN    Akasaka Palace
[02:52] Iwatani
    Here.
SIGN    Imperial Hotel
[02:53] Iwatani
    There.
SIGN    Ueno Park
[02:55] Iwatani
    We had a lot of fun.
[02:57] Iwatani
    Why don't you stay here tonight?
[02:58] Deme
    Then I shall sleep here.
[03:01] Iwatani
    Ancient Greek camping does intrigue
    me, but let's stay at a hotel tonight.
[03:05] Iwatani
    I've been wanting to try the capsule
    hotel that was recently built.
[03:09] Deme
    Capsule?
[03:11] Deme
    What's this?
[03:12] Deme
    There are so many spots for people
    to sleep in such a small space!
[03:16] Deme
    And it's surprisingly comfortable.
[03:18] Deme
    I could get used to this.
[03:20] Deme
    It's like being inside a vase...
[03:25] Deme
    I'm back.
[03:27] Deme
    All right. Let's do this!
[03:31] Apo
    What you see on your right
    is the Tortonian sea.
[03:38] Apo
    We'll be arriving at your lodgings shortly.
[03:44] Villager
    This is surprisingly comfortable.
[03:47] Villager
    And it keeps the bugs away.
[03:49] Mayor
    A horse-drawn carriage tour and vase hotel!
[03:51] Mayor
    What great ideas!
[03:53] Deme
    Aren't they?
[03:55] Eleia
    Business seems to be booming.
[03:57] Mayor
    The loathsome Eleian!
[03:59] Eleia
    But there's something our Olympics
    have that this village lacks.
[04:04] Both
    Wh-What?!
SIGN    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    Your Pessoi
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #17
[04:09] [SONG] ---
    Your pessoi
[04:13] [SONG] ---
    Is a shard of pottery
[04:16] [SONG] ---
    As sharp as you
[04:20] [SONG] ---
    When it touches the softest parts of your butt
[04:24] [SONG] ---
    It seems like it would cut it
[04:29] [SONG] ---
    My pessoi
[04:32] [SONG] ---
    Is a pebble from the beach
[04:36] [SONG] ---
    With my smooth pessoi
[04:40] [SONG] ---
    Wipe your butt clean
[04:44] [SONG] ---
    And throw it out the window
[04:49] [SONG] ---
    No waste water is treated
[04:52] [SONG] ---
    On this Athenian hill

E18 - The Philosopher's Dinner Table

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SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Episode 18: The Philosopher's Dinner Table
[00:30] Eleia
    There's something our Olympics
    have that this village lacks.
[00:36] Both
    Wh-What is it?!
[00:39] Eleia
    It's food.
[00:40] Both
    F-Food?!
[00:42] Eleia
    That's right.
[00:43] ---
    At our Olympics, we butcher one hundred cows
[00:45] ---
    and serve them to our guests
    as an offering to Zeus.
[00:48] Both
    B-Beef?!
[00:49] Eleia
    Do you have to shout after everything I say?
[00:51] Eleia
    Can your village offer more impactful food?
[00:57] Eleia
    Well, good luck.
[01:00] Mayor
    D-Damn it! Let's go see
    our village's cowherd!
[01:06] Deme
    There's only three...
[01:08] Mayor
    We'll have to serve something
    unique to Tortonia.
[01:10] Deme
    Since we're a seaside village,
    would that be seafood?
[01:13] Mayor
    One hundred fish can't beat one hundred cows!
[01:16] Mayor
    Besides, they won't keep!
[01:17] Deme
    What about dried fish,then, that keeps well?
[01:20] Mayor
    That's even more drab!
[01:21] Mayor
    Though, as an old man, I do like it.
[01:23] Mayor
    But when we're in trouble,
[01:25] ---
    the responsibility of inventing a novel
    never-before-seen dish belongs to...
[01:29] Deme
    Me?
[01:31] Mayor
    Go on!
[01:33] Deme
    This culinary contest has
    nothing to do with sports!
[01:37] Voice
    Time travel...
[01:41] Iwatani
    You do whatever you want, don't you?
[01:43] Deme
    Anyway, could you teach me
    about Tokyo's novel dishes?
[01:47] Iwatani
    How about sushi?
[01:49] Deme
    Raw fish?
[01:50] Deme
    That seems unwise at an athletic
    field in the middle of summer.
[01:52] Iwatani
    Sushi was originally a preserved food.
[01:54] Deme
    Really?
[01:55] Iwatani
    Originally in Southeast Asia they would
    ferment and preserve fish and rice together.
[02:00] Deme
    But we'd have to start by cultivating rice.
[02:04] Iwatani
    Oh, right. They didn't have
    rice in ancient Greece.
[02:08] Iwatani
    How about miso soup?
[02:09] Deme
    I'm hesitant to eat seaweed.
[02:12] Iwatani
    One theory suggests that Westerners
    can't break down seaweed.
[02:17] Iwatani
    How about tempura?
[02:18] Deme
    Greece already has fish fried in olive oil.
[02:22] Iwatani
    You're a tough customer.
[02:26] Deme
    Because I was so focused on
    studying, I didn't eat much.
[02:29] Deme
    Sir, I'm a bit hungry. Do you have any nuts?
[02:33] Iwatani
    This is all I have.
[02:35] Deme
    Wh-What is this?!
[02:39] Eleia
    So they claim to have prepared a feast.
[02:42] Eleia
    Well, it's not like I'd
    reject their invitation.
[02:45] Eleia
    What is that?
[02:46] Eleia
    You're just pouring boiling
    hot water into a pot.
[02:49] Deme
    Here you are.
[02:51] Eleia
    Wh-What is this?!
[02:54] (Flashback) Deme
    Insta... what?
[02:56] (Flashback) Iwatani
    It's a dish made from fried noodles.
[02:58] (Flashback) Iwatani
    Want to try it?
[03:00] (Flashback) Deme
    Of course!
[03:01] (Flashback) Deme
    But it will take some time
    if you start cooking now.
[03:04] (Flashback) Iwatani
    You just add hot water
    and wait three minutes.
[03:06] (Flashback) Deme
    Three minutes?
[03:07] (Flashback) Iwatani
    Right, they didn't have measurements of time
    shorter than an hour in ancient Greece.
[03:11] (Flashback) Iwatani
    It'll be ready soon.
[03:12] (Flashback) Iwatani
    It'll be done in the time it would
    take you to clean three sardines.
[03:16] (Flashback) Deme
    Don't underestimate how
    quickly I can clean sardines.
[03:20] (Flashback) Iwatani
    It's ready.
[03:21] (Flashback) Deme
    Already?!
[03:23] Mayor
    He made threads out of kneaded wheat.
[03:25] Eleia
    I see. So there's wheat
    fried in olive oil inside.
[03:30] Eleia
    And pouring hot water over it produces
    a meal in such a short amount of time!
[03:33] Mayor
    Not only will this keep for a long time,
[03:34] ---
    but it can be produced in
    huge quantities beforehand!
[03:37] Mayor
    You can eat it anywhere at the
    Olympics, even while standing!
[03:40] Eleia
    But this preserved food can't
    possibly taste very good.
[03:45] Eleia
    It's delicious!
[03:46] Mayor
    It's delicious!
[03:48] Eleia
    The broth contains the salt of the
    Aegean Sea and the aroma of Eleia.
[03:52] Eleia
    The Tortonian Sea is
    bursting inside my mouth!
[03:56] Mayor
    Th-This delicious Tortonian ramen is...!
SIGN    Tortonian Ramen
[03:59] ---
    Sea Salt Flavor
SIGN    Delicious
[03:59] ---
    1 drachma (plus tax)
[03:59] Deme
    Only one drachma per serving!
SIGN    Available only at
SIGN    the Tolympics!
[04:01] Mayor
    Wow! Now you've got to go to the Tolympics!
SIGN    You could win tickets to the Tolympics!
SIGN    5 groups of 10 tickets!
[04:04] ---
    Just submit 10 potsherds!
[04:04] Deme
    Buy now, and you could win tickets.
[04:08] Eleia
    As a flavor elitist and Eleian, I cannot lie.
[04:12] Eleia
    I hate to say it, but I admit that it's good.
[04:15] Eleia
    But don't think this means you've won.
[04:18] Eleia
    Farewell.
[04:21] Mayor
    The opening of the Tolympics is in sight!
SIGN    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo/Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    The Philosopher's Dinner Table
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #18
[04:25] [SONG] ---
    You are always
[04:28] [SONG] ---
    Spending your time studying
[04:30] [SONG] ---
    And I would like
[04:32] [SONG] ---
    To soothe you
[04:34] [SONG] ---
    I shall serve
[04:37] [SONG] ---
    That dish you love
[04:39] [SONG] ---
    Will you tell me again
[04:42] [SONG] ---
    "It's so flavorful and sweet"
[04:46] [SONG] ---
    Females full of eggs are the best
[04:48] [SONG] ---
    They're best just after they've emerged
[04:51] [SONG] ---
    That is the kind of
[04:52] [SONG] ---
    Cicada I will search for
[04:55] [SONG] ---
    I shall enter the woods and search for cicadas

E19 - Herma! Herma! Herma!

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SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Episode 19: Herma! Herma! Herma!
[00:38] Deme
    Let's begin designing the
    official logo of the Tolympics.
[00:42] Mayor
    Yes.
[00:43] Mayor
    It can be said that the ten-meter tall statue
[00:45] ---
    of Zeus at Olympia is the
    symbol of the Olympics.
[00:48] Mayor
    But we don't have the money
    to build something like that.
[00:52] Deme
    After all, it's made of ivory.
[00:54] Mayor
    Unbelievable. Haven't they heard
    of the Washington Convention?
[00:57] Mayor
    I haven't either.
[00:58] Deme
    In any case, it'd be nice
    to have some kind of symbol.
[01:02] Mayor
    That's where the logos and mascots
    you saw in Tokyopolis come in.
SIGN    Logos
SIGN    Mascots
[01:07] Mayor
    We'll compete using those.
[01:08] Deme
    That's right. They're marvelous.
[01:11] Deme
    By making logos and mascots
    visible all over town,
[01:16] ---
    they'll generate excitement
    for the event, like it or not.
SIGN    Tolympic Official
[01:26] Mayor
    Let's deal with the mascot later.
[01:29] Deme
    I agree.
[01:30] Deme
    First, let's come up with a logo.
[01:33] Deme
    We can work off of a simple shape that
    can serve as the base of the logo.
[01:37] Mayor
    A circle, huh? Looks like money. I like it.
[01:39] Deme
    I feel like just this might be good enough.
[01:42] Mayor
    How about adding more circles?
[01:44] Deme
    A logo's shape has to have meaning.
[01:48] Mayor
    Then let's draw as many circles as there
    are polis in the Peloponnese Peninsula.
[01:53] Deme
    That would be Achaea, Arcadia,
    Argolis, Corinth, Elis...
[01:59] Deme
    Laconia, and Messenia.
[02:03] Deme
    That's seven.
[02:04] Mayor
    There's something missing.
[02:07] Mayor
    Let's draw as many circles
    as there are Greek regions.
[02:10] Mayor
    After all, the Tolympics is a major event
    whose name will ring throughout Greece!
[02:15] Deme
    In that case, um...
[02:16] Deme
    In central Greece,
    there's Acarnania, Ioannina...
[02:21] Mayor
    And in the north there's Molossoi,
    Thessaly, Magnesia...
[02:25] Deme
    Then there's Macedonia...
[02:30] Deme
    It's not clear what it means.
[02:32] Mayor
    It makes me feel mentally unstable.
[02:35] Mayor
    Try drawing some other things.
    Come up with a hundred ideas.
[02:38] Deme
    All right...
[02:44] Deme
    None of them seem quite right.
[02:47] Mayor
    Why not use my face?
[02:50] Mayor
    The founder's face isn't a bad idea, right?
[02:52] Deme
    Your face all over town...
[02:55] Deme
    Good idea. It'll look like hell.
[02:57] Mayor
    Just draw it, ten times handsomer than me.
[03:00] Deme
    Got it.
[03:01] Deme
    Let's see. The mayor's face...
[03:04] Deme
    But this doesn't communicate
    that it's a sports event.
[03:08] Deme
    It's only conveys greed for money and honor.
[03:12] Mayor
    Then try adding some running legs.
[03:14] Mayor
    Go all out and give it three.
[03:16] Deme
    This is surprisingly... not bad.
[03:19] Mayor
    I wish it had a little more punch.
[03:21] Mayor
    I feel like this is probably
    too similar to something else.
[03:24] Deme
    How about a dolphin?
[03:25] Deme
    It could be perfect for a
    seaside town like Tortonia.
[03:28] Mayor
    Try adding it.
[03:31] Deme
    Shall we add Tortonia's famous fruits
    of the sea and the champion's cup?
[03:35] Mayor
    Keep adding more.
[03:38] Deme
    This turned out really sinister-looking.
[03:40] Mayor
    Since we're running out of time,
    I guess we'll go with this.
[03:46] Deme
    My drawing!
[03:54] Deme
    Well... I guess this will do.
[03:58] Deme
    The Tolympics are open!
[04:03] ---
    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    Herma! Herma! Herma!
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #19
[04:07] [SONG] ---
    Suppose you have one pillar
[04:10] [SONG] ---
    Is it a stone column? It's not a stone column, it's an herma
[04:17] [SONG] ---
    A face has been carved into the top of the pillar
[04:20] [SONG] ---
    Is it a stone statue? It's not a stone statue, it's an herma
[04:27] [SONG] ---
    Beneath the face some male genitalia have been carved
[04:31] [SONG] ---
    Is it a work in progress? It's not a work in progress, it is complete!
[04:37] [SONG] ---
    Sparkly sparkly penis, sparkly penis
[04:40] [SONG] ---
    Why does it shine so much?
[04:44] [SONG] ---
    Become everyone comes together to touch it
[04:48] [SONG] ---
    Because they pray for happiness and touch it
[04:52] [SONG] ---
    For breaking it, the punishment is death!
[04:55] ---
    Alcibiades, who was suspected of
    breaking all the hermai in Athens

E20 - BURNING FIRE

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SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Episode 20
SIGN    First Tolympics Opening Ceremony
[00:30] Bard
    The Tolympics Opening
    Ceremony will now commence.
[01:09] Bard
    And now a word from
    Tortonia's Mayor Theophilos.
[01:15] Mayor
    Can such a large athletic event
    be held in such a small village?
[01:19] Mayor
    Everyone doubted us.
[01:21] Mayor
    But I told them,
[01:23] Mayor
    "Let him who would move the
    world, first move himself!"
SIGN    Let him who would move the world,
    first move himself.
    —Me
[01:30] Deme
    Didn't Socrates say that?
[01:32] Mayor
    Up to this point, I've encountered
    numerous challenges.
[01:34] Mayor
    But I said,
[01:36] Mayor
    "What is more important,
    death or our beliefs?"
SIGN    What is more important,
    death or our beliefs?
    —Me
[01:42] Deme
    Didn't Socrates...
[01:44] Deme
    Well, whatever.
[01:46] Deme
    I'd better check on the games' rehearsal.
[01:47] Mayor
    ...and I am the one who
    overcame such childishness.
[01:51] Athlete
    I'll show them the results of my training!
[01:56] ---
    Official Tolympics
[01:59] Vendor
    Welcome, welcome!
[02:05] Mayor
    ...but Demetrius won. In other words, I won.
[02:09] Apo
    You were so reluctant, but you seem happy.
[02:12] Deme
    Apollonia.
[02:15] Deme
    When I think about how my job is
    done, I almost feel a little sad.
[02:20] Apo
    What are you going to do
    once the Tolympics are over?
[02:23] Apo
    Will you go back to being a painter?
[02:25] Deme
    I thought I wanted to,
[02:27] Deme
    but since visiting the polis of Tokyo,
[02:30] Deme
    now that I know how vast and
    interesting the world is,
[02:32] Deme
    I think I'd like to travel.
[02:35] Deme
    I'd like to record what I've
    felt by painting it, too.
[02:39] Deme
    And someday, I hope to become a painter
    who can express his thoughts through art.
[02:43] Apo
    That sounds wonderful. Can I go with you?
[02:46] Deme
    What? Travel with you?
[02:49] Apo
    You don't want to?
[02:50] Deme
    No, I wouldn't mind at all.
[02:52] Apo
    Then, it's decided.
[02:55] Deme
    Apollonia...
[02:56] Spartan
    That's one fine-lookin'
    woman you've got there.
[02:59] Deme
    The Spartans! I'm sorry!
[03:02] Spartan
    You idiot, I'm joking.
[03:04] Spartan
    Today we're participating in the Tolympics.
[03:07] Deme
    What? Why did you come back?
[03:09] Spartan
    We heard a rumor that you embarrassed
    the heck out of the infuriating Eleians.
[03:13] Spartan
    Good on you!
[03:15] Spartan
    They say the enemy of my enemy is my friend,
[03:17] Spartan
    so let's be friends, yeah?
[03:18] Deme
    Okay.
[03:19] Spartan
    Let us know if some idiot starts
    complaining about something stupid.
[03:23] Spartan
    We'll lay the smackdown on him.
[03:26] Apo
    Th-Thank you.
[03:28] Spartan
    Anyway, that Tortonian ramen
    looked pretty good, so—
[03:32] Spartan
    I mean, looked pretty bad,
    so let's go get some.
[03:34] Spartan
    For real.
[03:35] Spartan
    Anyway, see you at the games.
[03:38] Deme
    What a shock.
[03:40] Deme
    Come to think of it, I don't
    hear the mayor's voice.
[03:43] Apo
    Maybe someone hit him for
    droning on for too long.
[03:47] Villager
    Demetrius!
[03:49] Villager
    The mayor...!
[03:52] Deme
    How awful!
[03:53] Deme
    His speeches may be long,
    but who would do this?
[03:56] Apo
    Oh, father! This happened simply because
    your speech was needlessly long!
[04:00] Mayor
    Just because my speech was a bit too long...
[04:03] Eleian
    That's not why!
[04:05] Eleian
    Although there was that, too!
[04:06] Deme
    The Eleians!
[04:08] ---
    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #20
[04:08] ---
    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
[04:11] [SONG] ---
    The holy flames are burning
[04:18] [SONG] ---
    The stolen flames are holy fire
[04:22] [SONG] ---
    In the darkness
[04:24] [SONG] ---
    We shivered in the cold
[04:29] [SONG] ---
    But you stole it for us
[04:32] [SONG] ---
    We'll build a civilization with these flames
[04:39] [SONG] ---
    The holy flames are burning
[04:46] [SONG] ---
    The stolen flames are holy fire
[04:49] [SONG] ---
    Judged by Zeus
[04:51] [SONG] ---
    The weight of your crime
[04:52] [SONG] ---
    Your sentence may be 30,000 years
[04:54] [SONG] ---
    But we'll wait for you

E21 - Villager A

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SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
SIGN    Episode 21 Villager A
[00:34] Eleian
    I'm sick of being pushed around
    by your ridiculous ideas.
[00:39] Eleian
    Even Zeus is displeased
    by your lack of ceremony.
[00:43] Deme
    Well...
[00:44] Eleian
    So anyway, I realized it would be easier
    to crush your little village in a war.
[00:51] Deme
    What?!
[00:52] Mayor
    No, please! Have mercy!
[00:54] Deme
    Please don't! Let's preserve the peace!
[00:57] Spartan
    Sounds good. War is great.
[01:01] Spartan
    Of course, we'll be joining their side.
[01:04] Deme
    What?!
[01:07] Spartan
    I've never liked your arrogant attitude.
[01:11] Spartan
    I'll shove my hand up your ass,
    grab that haughty nose of yours,
[01:16] ---
    and break it into little pieces.
[01:18] Mayor
    That's right! We won't show any mercy!
[01:21] Eleian
    Y-You Spartan savages!
[01:24] Spartan
    People of Tortonia!
[01:25] Spartan
    Together let us seize victory and honor!
[01:30] Villager
    What?
[01:31] Mayor
    That's right! For honor!
[01:36] Villager
    War!
[01:38] Villager
    A chance to earn honor!
[01:43] Eleian
    Very well.
[01:44] Eleian
    In that case, you'll pay dearly for this.
[01:48] Spartan
    All right. Let's rush home and get ready.
[01:51] Spartan
    For real.
[01:52] Mayor
    Yeah!
[01:53] Deme
    But...
[01:56] Deme
    Almighty Zeus!
[01:58] Deme
    At this rate, we'll have to go to war!
[02:01] Deme
    Please help us!
[02:02] Zeus
    What's wrong with that?
[02:04] Zeus
    I tend to think it'd be all right
    if we reduced the population.
[02:08] Zeus
    After all, I'm the one who
    started the Trojan War.
[02:12] Deme
    That's right. This is generally
    what Greek gods are like.
[02:16] Zeus
    I doubt anything will come
    of it, but good luck.
[02:22] Voice
    Time travel...
[02:26] Deme
    Help me!
[02:30] Iwatani
    I see. A war between Sparta and Eleia?
[02:34] Iwatani
    I doubt it would be very peaceful.
[02:36] Deme
    I'm terrified.
[02:39] Deme
    What's going to happen?
[02:41] Iwatani
    What will happen?
[02:42] Iwatani
    Let's check out some books
    on ancient Greek history.
[02:45] Deme
    Yes, please.
[02:47] ---
    Minor Histories of Ancient Greece
[02:47] Iwatani
    I see. According to history,
[02:48] ---
    Spartan Eleian War
    The foolish village of Tortonia was destroyed.
    
    The seaside village of Tortonia attempted to hold its own Olympics.
    They sparked conflict between Sparta and Eleia and were destroyed.
[02:49] Iwatani
    it says a village called Tortonia
    was destroyed in that war.
[02:54] Deme
    What?
[02:57] Iwatani
    Hey, wait!
[02:59] Iwatani
    That's odd. I didn't think
    this page was in here.
[03:05] Deme
    Tokyo is always such a
    marvelous polis to behold.
[03:09] Iwatani
    Indeed. It took 20 years to get here.
[03:13] Deme
    Twenty years?
[03:14] Iwatani
    Twenty years ago, Japan lost a war.
[03:17] Iwatani
    It was terrible.
[03:20] Iwatani
    If there were some way to stop all
    wars, I wish I knew what it was.
[03:26] Deme
    I'll stop them.
SIGN    Vietnam War
[03:28] Iwatani
    I don't know if it will help,
[03:31] Iwatani
    but America, the country Japan fought
    20 years ago, is still waging war.
[03:37] Iwatani
    But in that country, primarily young
    people are protesting against the war.
[03:44] Deme
    The young people?
[03:45] Iwatani
    Apparently they're protesting with music.
[03:49] Deme
    With music?
[03:53] Villager
    War!
[03:55] Villager
    For honor!
[03:57] Deme
    Guys!
[03:58] Villager
    What is it, Demetrius?
[04:00] Deme
    Guys, listen to this song!
[04:02] Villager
    What? A song?
[04:04] Bard
    Just listen.
[04:05] ---
    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #21
SIGN    Villager A
[04:07] [SONG] ---
    Yes, you
[04:08] [SONG] ---
    You're not special, you can't become a hero
[04:12] [SONG] ---
    You're plain old Villager A
[04:18] [SONG] ---
    Even the hero Achilles said
[04:23] [SONG] ---
    "I'd rather live as the slave of a poor farmer"
[04:30] [SONG] ---
    "Than earn all the honor in the world"
[04:33] [SONG] ---
    "And die in a war"
[04:38] [SONG] ---
    But you
[04:40] [SONG] ---
    Your death would be useless and meaningless
[04:43] [SONG] ---
    You're plain old Villager A
[04:49] [SONG] ---
    So don't go
[04:51] [SONG] ---
    Don't go
[04:53] [SONG] ---
    Don't go to war

E22 - Your White Lie

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SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
[00:29] Song
    So don't go
[00:30] Song
    Don't go
SIGN    Episode 22: Your White Lie
[00:33] Song
    Don't go to war
[00:36] Bard
    The end.
[00:38] Deme
    Guys, do you still want to go
    to war after hearing this song?
[00:43] Villager
    Well, I guess I do.
[00:45] Villager
    I'm not sure what to say except
    that it was a weird song.
[00:49] Deme
    We failed...
[00:51] Mayor
    Men, have you prepared
    for an honorable victory?
[00:55] Deme
    Mayor!
[00:56] Mayor
    Demetrius, hurry up and get ready for battle!
[01:00] Deme
    Let's not go to war!
[01:02] Deme
    What about the Tolympics?
[01:03] Deme
    Isn't it your dream?
[01:05] Mayor
    We're fighting Eleia this time!
[01:07] Mayor
    If we win, we'll seize
    control of the Olympics!
[01:09] Mayor
    They're nothing like the
    sham that is the Tolympics!
[01:12] Deme
    Many people will die in a war that big!
[01:16] Mayor
    We can't help a few casualties.
[01:18] Mayor
    They'll be dying honorably in battle.
[01:20] Mayor
    But most importantly, the powerful
    Spartans are on our side!
[01:24] Mayor
    I can already see our victory!
[01:26] Deme
    War is wrong, no matter what!
[01:29] Mayor
    What are you calling wrong, Demetri-useless?
[01:31] Mayor
    Men, let's dance to lift our spirits!
[01:33] All
    Demetri-useless, hey! Demetri-useless,
    hey! Demetri-useless, hey!
[01:38] Mayor
    Wait! There's a second verse!
[01:42] Deme
    We worked so hard together
    to hold the Tolympics.
[01:47] Deme
    All of it was ruined in a moment.
[01:50] Deme
    War truly is terrifying.
[01:53] Deme
    I must do something to stop it.
[01:56] Deme
    Zeus, send me to Tokyo!
[01:59] Voice
    Time travel...
[02:04] Deme
    Where am I? What's happening?
[02:07] All
    There's a crazy guy over there!
[02:10] Police
    You there, citizen! Get out of the road!
[02:14] Deme
    Soldiers riding horses?
[02:15] Deme
    Are they bandits?
[02:17] Police
    Stop running!
[02:20] Deme
    What are they doing here in
    the peaceful polis of Tokyo?
[02:22] Police
    Hey! Stop!
[02:26] Deme
    Are you fleeing, too?
[02:28] Deme
    Let's run together!
[02:29] Police
    At least put on some clothes!
[02:32] Deme
    I had no idea the people of Tokyopolis also
[02:34] ---
    took foreigners captive and made them slaves.
[02:37] Deme
    I should flee into that building.
[02:43] Deme
    It's a giant stadium!
[02:47] Iwatani
    What is he doing?
[02:49] Police
    Gotcha!
[02:50] Deme
    Shit!
[02:55] Boy
    If grandpa wasn't an important
    professor, you'd be in jail right now.
[02:58] Iwatani
    It's a good thing I conveniently
    happened to be around as usual.
[03:02] Deme
    Yes, sir. I was nearly sold off as a slave.
[03:06] Deme
    What are those men doing?
[03:08] Deme
    Is it a game in which participants
    flee from bandits?
[03:11] Iwatani
    It's a long distance race called a marathon.
[03:12] Iwatani
    And those aren't bandits.
[03:14] Iwatani
    They lead the runners and make
    sure there aren't any accidents.
[03:21] Deme
    I see.
[03:22] Deme
    There are people of all races running.
[03:26] Iwatani
    Indeed there are.
    After all, this is an international event.
[03:29] Iwatani
    Athletes have gathered
    from all over the world.
[03:33] Deme
    From all over the world...
[03:35] Iwatani
    What's wrong?
[03:37] Deme
    If only everyone in Greece
    could get along like this...
[03:41] Iwatani
    Indeed.
[03:44] Deme
    Everyone sure is exhausted.
[03:47] Deme
    How far did they run?
[03:50] Iwatani
    Seven parasanges.
SIGN    7 parasanges = Approx. 42km
[03:52] Deme
    That far?!
[03:53] Deme
    Why would they run that far?
[03:55] Iwatani
    Because...
[04:01] Deme
    What a wonderful story...
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #22
[04:06] Boy
    You're so unstable today.
[04:08] ---
    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    Your White Lie
[04:11] [SONG] ---
    Winckelmann, you knew, didn't you?
[04:14] [SONG] ---
    That I'm not actually white
[04:19] [SONG] ---
    That I'm not a symbol of purity
[04:27] [SONG] ---
    I wish I could remain white
[04:31] [SONG] ---
    I wish to be painted with those values
[04:36] [SONG] ---
    The colors you once scraped from my surface
[04:40] [SONG] ---
    Are now returning to life
[04:46] [SONG] ---
    In truth, I am free
[04:50] [SONG] ---
    I can be whatever color I want to be
[04:54] [SONG] ---
    Just like him

E23 - When We Say Goodbye...

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SIGN    Episode 23: When We Say Goodbye...
[00:35] Deme
    Guys, listen to me!
[00:41] Deme
    There's nobody here?
[00:44] Apo
    Demetrius?
[00:46] Deme
    Apollonia! Where is everyone?
[00:49] Apo
    They've all gone to the battlefield.
[00:51] Deme
    No! But I had something I
    wanted to tell everyone...
[00:55] Apo
    My father said he had a message for you, too.
[00:58] Deme
    What? What did he say?
[01:01] Apo
    Let's see...
[01:02] Apo
    "How could you flee like that?"
[01:04] Apo
    "Demetrius, you're a cowardly
    crybaby and a shitty painter."
[01:07] Apo
    "Stupid jerk."
[01:08] Apo
    "Even if we win this war, the only
    spoils you're getting are grape skins."
[01:15] Deme
    More importantly, we need to go stop them.
[01:17] Deme
    Where is the battlefield?
[01:18] Apo
    To the east.
[01:19] Apo
    It's seven parasanges from here.
[01:21] Deme
    Seven parasanges? A whole marathon?!
[01:24] Apo
    Marathon? What's that?
[01:28] Deme
    I wish I had the time to tell
    you, but I need to hurry.
[01:31] Deme
    Later!
[01:32] Apo
    Watch out for bandits!
[01:35] Deme
    I just escaped from some earlier!
[01:37] Deme
    I'll be fine!
[01:44] Deme
    I will... stop... the war!
[01:55] Deme
    I still haven't run one parasang yet.
[01:59] Deme
    But I must go!
[02:06] Deme
    I'm not fine.
[02:08] Bandit
    With his body, he should fetch a
    good price at the slave market.
[02:13] Deme
    I'm in a hurry!
[02:14] Deme
    Won't you release me?
[02:16] Bandit
    No hard feelings.
[02:18] Bandit
    We've got our own lives to live.
[02:20] Bandit
    Too many shepherds like us starve
    to death during the off-season.
[02:26] Bandit
    We're just barely survive by being bandits.
[02:32] Deme
    If I offered you a decent
    job, would you do it?
[02:36] All
    What?
[02:53] Mayor
    Look at those armies.
[02:56] Villager
    Sir, let's go home.
[02:58] Mayor
    Y-You idiot! For honor!
[03:02] Spartan
    We are the invincible Spartans.
[03:09] Eleian
    Today we shall defeat those barbarians!
[03:14] Spartan
    Let's go!
[03:20] Deme
    Wait!
[03:23] Mayor
    Demetrius!
[03:25] Spartan
    What is he...?
[03:27] Eleian
    He's interfering again!
[03:32] Eleian
    You're in the way, citizen!
[03:34] Eleian
    Do you want to die?
[03:40] Bandit
    At least hear him out. Got it?
[03:59] Deme
    Everyone, let's...
SIGN    Learn By Singing
    Ancient Greece
SIGN    Honeuros the Bard
    Ending Song #23
[04:02] Deme
    Let's run a marathon!
[04:05] ---
    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    When We Say Goodbye...
[04:09] [SONG] Song
    The Oly-Oly-Olympics are over
[04:12] [SONG] Song
    The Oly-Oly-Olympics are over
[04:15] [SONG] Song
    We worked so hard for 1000 (1169) years
[04:18] [SONG] Song
    But now they've been discontinued
[04:22] [SONG] Song
    During the Roman Empire
[04:24] [SONG] Song
    The Olympics were called a heretical festival
SIGN    Christianity Made National Religion in 392
SIGN    Christianity Made National Religion in 392
SIGN    Christianity Made National Religion in 392
SIGN    Christianity Made National Religion in 392
SIGN    Christianity Made National Religion in 392
SIGN    Christianity Made National Religion in 392
SIGN    Christianity Made National Religion in 392
SIGN    Christianity Made National Religion in 392
SIGN    Christianity Made National Religion in 392
SIGN    Christianity Made National Religion in 392
[04:27] [SONG] Song
    By Emperor Theodosius I
[04:30] [SONG] Song
    The temple of Zeus
[04:31] [SONG] Song
    Had 104 columns
[04:33] [SONG] Song
    But now there are only 15
[04:36] [SONG] Song
    Other churches used them
[04:38] [SONG] Song
    As building materials
[04:43] [SONG] Song
    "My-My-My lord Zeus"
[04:46] [SONG] Song
    The Oly-Oly-Olympics are over
[04:50] [SONG] Song
    The Oly-Oly-Olympics are over
[04:53] [SONG] Song
    1500 years from now in 1896
[04:55] [SONG] Song
    Will we meet again

E24 - The Tolympics

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SIGN    Extra
SIGN    Olympia Kyklos
[00:01] Deme
    Everyone, let's...
SIGN    Final Episode: The Tolympics
[00:04] Deme
    Let's run a marathon!
[00:05] Eleian
    What? A marathon?
[00:07] Spartan
    The hell is that?
[00:08] Deme
    Ninety years ago, the Battle
    of Marathon took place.
[00:12] Spartan
    Yeah, we went to reinforce them, but by
    the time we arrived, it was already over.
[00:16] Deme
    At the Battle of Marathon...
[00:18] (Flashback) Iwatani
    In order to invade Greece,
[00:20] (Flashback) ---
    Persia sent an army of 100,000
    soldiers to the land of Marathon.
[00:24] (Flashback) Iwatani
    The Athenians engaged the
    Persians with 10,000 hoplites.
[00:28] (Flashback) Iwatani
    At the end of a fierce battle,
    the Athenians achieved victory.
[00:31] (Flashback) Iwatani
    The Athenians sent a single messenger
[00:34] (Flashback) ---
    from the battlefield at
    Marathon all the way to Athens.
[00:36] (Flashback) Iwatani
    His name was Pheidippides.
[00:38] (Flashback) Iwatani
    The distance from Athens to
    Marathon is seven parasanges.
SIGN    °7 parasanges = Approx. 42km
[00:42] (Flashback) Iwatani
    When Pheidippides finally arrived in
    Athens, his body had reached its limits.
[00:47] (Flashback) Iwatani
    It's said that after declaring,
    "We won," he passed way.
[00:52] Deme
    He couldn't have done that without a
    strong sense of responsibility and will.
[00:56] Spartan
    That's a nice story, but what's
    it got to do with this?
[00:59] Deme
    More than Greeks killing Greeks in a war,
[01:03] ---
    the soldier who gave his life running
    to bring peace to all of Greece...
[01:08] Deme
    Don't you think he is truly honorable?
[01:11] Deme
    Out of respect for him, why don't
    we all run the same distance?
[01:16] Eleian
    What kind of forced logic is that?
[01:23] Bandit
    I don't know about this Pheidippides guy,
[01:26] ---
    but he ran more than seven
    parasanges to get here.
[01:33] Spartan
    I'm not really feeling this anymore.
[01:36] ---
    We're leaving.
[01:37] Eleian
    What? Isn't it a little late for that?
[01:39] Mayor
    Demetrius!
[01:40] Mayor
    Eleians and Spartans, it's all my fault!
[01:44] Mayor
    I offer you my head in exchange
    for an end to hostilities!
[01:48] Mayor
    I drowned in my own lust for honor
    and had forgot that townsfolk
[01:53] ---
    like him are my true source of honor.
[01:56] Eleian
    Well.
[01:58] Eleian
    Receiving the head of this greedy old man
    would only tarnish the city of Eleia.
[02:04] Eleian
    Such nonsense. We're leaving, as well.
[02:07] Mayor
    You did good, Demetrius.
[02:14] Villager
    Thanks to Demetrius, we were able to
    avoid war and resume the Tolympics.
[02:20] Villager
    Demetrius truly was amazing.
[02:23] Villager
    They're coming.
[02:26] Villager
    You're one tough dude!
[02:28] Villager
    We thought you were dead!
[02:30] Deme
    Thanks for your support!
[02:32] Villager
    The bandit guards ensure
    that they can run safely.
[02:35] ---
    What a good idea.
[02:36] Apo
    You can do it, Demetrius!
[02:41] Spartan
    Man, I'm beat.
[02:43] Spartan
    Sports that aren't useful in
    war aren't too bad after all.
[02:46] Eleian
    The Olympics... shall adopt
    this marathon... as a game...
[02:50] Mayor
    Well done, Demetrius!
[02:52] Mayor
    You're truly this town's hero!
[02:55] Mayor
    You're not Demetri-useless.
[02:57] ---
    I'll call you Not Demetri-useless.
[02:58] Mayor
    No, you're better than not useless.
    You're Demetri-mazing!
[03:02] Deme
    Please just call me by my name!
[03:03] Mayor
    Anyway, Demetri-mazing, I'd like you
    to marry my daughter Apollonia.
[03:10] Deme
    What?!
[03:11] Deme
    Are you okay with this, Apollonia?
[03:13] Apo
    Of course, Mr. Hero.
[03:15] Villager
    Nice work, Demetrius!
[03:17] Spartan
    Come on, kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
[03:20] All
    Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
[03:24] Voice
    Time travel...
[03:29] Iwatani
    I'm surprised myself, you creep.
[03:31] Deme
    I'm sorry. I was so close, too...
[03:34] Iwatani
    Don't scare me like that.
[03:36] Deme
    The city seems lively.
[03:39] Iwatani
    Of course it is.
[03:40] Iwatani
    The sports event that takes place once
[03:42] ---
    every four years that attracts people from
    all over the world is about to start.
[03:45] Woman
    This year it's being held here in Tokyo.
[03:48] Boy
    The tradition has continued
    since ancient Greece.
[03:50] Boy
    You've never heard of it?
[03:51] Deme
    I see. The Olympics are still
    being held in the modern era.
[03:55] Iwatani
    Look. The stadium's right over there.
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    Tokyo Tolympics
[03:59] Deme
    What—Tolympics?!
[04:04] Iwatani
    What? You don't know about the Tolympics?
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    Lyrics: Fujii Ryo
    
    Music: Hayashi Akito
SIGN    Tokyo Tolympics Cheer
[04:07] [SONG] ---
    Ha~
[04:11] [SONG] ---
    Oh joy, oh joy, oh joy-joy
[04:11] ---
    History of the Tolympics
[04:15] [SONG] ---
    The flags I looked up at in ancient Greece
[04:16] ---
    The Tolympics were founded in ancient Greece
    in the 4th Century BCE (Tolympiad 1)
[04:19] [SONG] ---
    Are the streets of Tokyo fluttering in the sky
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    It is a sports event born from the
    suggestion of King Theophilos I of Tortonia.
[04:22] [SONG] ---
    Men, women, and children, too
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    Let's all do athletics together
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    Through the hard work and ideas of the dedicated king,
    the Tolympics gained the support of the people
[04:31] [SONG] ---
    We endure difficulties and joy for this day
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    It absorbed other sports events and
    became a worldwide sports festival
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    In the modern era,
    the tournament is held around the world
[04:36] [SONG] ---
    Let us swear to meet again in four years
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    A variety of Tolympic symbols have been
    created based on the first symbol
[04:42] [SONG] ---
    Run! Jump! Throw!
[04:45] ---
    This is the symbol of the 1964 Tokyo Tolympics.
[04:46] [SONG] ---
    Ha~
[04:50] [SONG] ---
    Oh joy, oh joy, oh joy-joy
[04:50] ---
    A variety of popular official merchandise
    are available for purchase.
[04:53] [SONG] ---
    To-Toly-Toly-Toly
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    If the Tolympics are to be held
    in Japan again in the future,
[04:56] [SONG] ---
    Tolympics