3 - Reckless Heart

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[00:07] Takeru
    Okay...
[00:09] Takeru
    I need to pull up the weeds
    in this yard today.
[00:16] Takeru
    Um... Was that little house there before?
[00:22] Nya
    What a nice morning!
[00:26] Nya
    Oh, Takeru! Good morning!
[00:28] Nya
    Meow! I'm so embarrassed
    to be seen like this!
[00:32] Takeru
    My house is an illegal construction now!
SIGN    Dragon
[00:35] Nya
    This is my house. Dora-tan used
    Sol/Lull to make it for me!
[00:39] Nya
    It's really amazing!
[00:41] Takeru
    Yeah, it's amazing,
    but that's not the point!
[01:06] [SONG] Title
    ETOTAMA
SIGN    Episode 3: Reckless Heart
[02:30] Takeru
    So, um, I might as well ask...
[02:35] Takeru
    What is this about?
SIGN    This
SIGN    This
SIGN    This
[02:39] Nya
    I had Dora-tan build it while
[02:41] Nya
    she was fixing your house
    between episodes 1 and 2.
[02:44] Dora
    It's my apology for destroying
    your house with my Sol/Lull.
[02:48] Takeru
    That doesn't work as an apology at all.
[02:50] Uri
    By the way, this is where I'm living now.
[02:53] Takeru
    The basement?!
[02:54] Dora
    It's a bonus apology.
[02:55] Takeru
    I didn't need a bonus.
[02:57] Dora
    They aren't taking away
    from your living space.
[03:00] Dora
    What's the problem?
[03:01] Takeru
    That's true, but...
[03:03] Dora
    You didn't say anything
    about it in episode 2,
[03:06] Dora
    so I thought it was okay...
[03:08] Nya
    Right, right.
[03:09] Takeru
    Wait, you keep saying
    "episode 1" and "episode 2."
[03:11] Takeru
    What are you talking about?
[03:12] Dora
    Oh, don't worry about that.
[03:14] Nya
    Right, right.
SIGN    Leave breakfast 
    to me! Meow!
[03:16] Nya
    Come to think of it, you haven't
[03:19] Nya
    gone out to the yard since
    the house was fixed.
[03:22] Takeru
    You're right, I haven't...
[03:30] Takeru
    Well, all right.
[03:32] Nya
    Meow yeah!
[03:36] Nya
    Now that I have your approval, Takeru,
[03:39] Nya
    I'm ready to buy furniture for my new home!
[03:43] Nya
    Fidget, fidget...
[03:43] Takeru
    Can't you have Dora-tan
    make that for you, too?
[03:46] Nya
    Fidget, fidget...
[03:47] Dora
    Wouldn't it be more of a fun event if
[03:48] Dora
    the two of you shopped together?
[03:49] Nya
    Fidget, fidget...
[03:51] Uri
    It's an activity for IRL happiness.
[03:53] Takeru
    I don't think that would be fun for me.
[03:56] Nya
    Aww!
[03:57] Nya
    I want to shop with you, Takeru!
[04:00] Nya
    Isn't there anything you need?
[04:03] Takeru
    Not on the spur of the moment like this...
[04:04] Nya
    I wanna go shopping!
[04:06] Takeru
    Oh, that's right.
    I think I'm out of sesame oil.
[04:10] Uri
    Th-That's an emergency!
[04:12] Uri
    Hurry! Quickly! We have to
    go buy some right now!
[04:17] Takeru
    You're really psyched up for this...
[04:19] Uri
    Sesame oil is the treasure of humankind.
[04:22] Takeru
    You're not a human.
[04:25] Uri
    In the face of sesame oil,
[04:26] Uri
    such details are no more
    significant than a sesame seed!
[04:30] Takeru
    You've got nothing but
    sesame oil on the brain.
[04:36] Nya
    Shopping!
[04:37] Uri
    Furniture!
[04:37] Nya
    Shopping!
[04:39] Uri
    Sesame!
[04:39] Nya
    Shopping!
[04:40] Uri
    Sesame!
[04:41] Nya
    Shopping!
[04:42] Takeru
    Nya-tan, didn't you say you
    wanted to buy furniture?
[04:42] Uri
    Sesame!
[04:43] Nya
    Shopping!
[04:44] Uri
    Sesame!
[04:45] Nya
    Furniture and appliances
    are the same thing!
[04:47] Takeru
    How are they the same?
[04:49] Takeru
    You're not listening...
[04:54] Nya
    I like this one! I'll take it!
[04:57] Takeru
    It's pretty expensive. Is that okay?
[05:00] Nya
    That's no problem!
[05:01] Nya
    Despite appearances,
    I love keeping things clean.
[05:04] Nya
    I'm totally confident that I can
    use this washing machine's specs
[05:07] Nya
    to their fullest!
[05:08] Takeru
    No, I mean, can you afford it?
[05:14] Uri
    Yep, yep, yep, yep.
[05:21] Nya
    It's okay!
[05:22] Nya
    I just have to go ask for
    an advance on my paycheck!
[05:25] Takeru
    Huh? You work? I'm surprised.
[05:28] Nya
    Heh!
[05:30] Nya
    This is where I work part-time.
    Maid Café Eto!
[05:35] Nya
    Everyone working hard?
[05:41] Takeru
    Huh? What are the Eto-shin doing here?
[05:44] Nya
    They all work at this café.
[05:47] Takeru
    They work?
[05:48] Takeru
    Isn't Sol/Lull all they need?
[05:51] Usa
    Sol/Lull and money are
    two different things.
[05:54] Shima
    The more money you have, the better.
[05:56] Shima
    It never gets in the way.
[05:57] Shima
    Right, Shar-tan?
[05:59] Shar
    Yes.
[06:00] Takeru
    She's playing the stock market!
[06:02] Shar
    For me, it's a piece of cake.
[06:03] [SONG] Text
    Remaining 2
    This year's hot item: lucky bags! 
    Get them before they're gone!
SIGN    For Good Luck! Special Lucky Bags
[06:03] [SONG] Text
    Limited Time: One Week Only!
[06:03] Usa
    Just as planned, the lucky
    bags have sold out!
[06:04] [SONG] Text
    Sold Out!
[06:07] Takeru
    She's wallowing in greed!
[06:09] Nya
    Humans, gods, and Eto-shin
    aren't all that different.
[06:12] Uri
    Yep, yep.
[06:13] Nya
    Now...
[06:14] Nya
    I'm here today to get an
    advance on my paycheck.
[06:18] Nya
    I'll just take about three months' worth!
[06:24] Nya
    It won't open...
[06:39] Takeru
    It exploded?!
[06:40] Nya
    Oh, and something came out!
[06:43] Nya
    I'll open it with thi—
[06:46] Uri
    That's a crime.
[06:48] Takeru
    Property damage and theft.
[06:50] Nya
    No! I'm just taking my pay!
[06:53] Shima
    That's not happenin'.
[06:55] Nya
    Why?!
[06:56] Shima
    I've never seen you work a single day here.
[07:01] Usa
    That's right.
[07:02] Usa
    You rolled in here last
    month as a part-timer,
[07:04] Nya
    Roll, roll...
[07:05] Usa
    but you just crashed here
    and never did any work.
[07:08] Shar
    And you stole food occasionally.
[07:11] Nya
    Yum!
[07:13] Uma
    And she hung all over customers
    with an affinity for cats.
[07:13] Nya
    Meow! Cats are so cute, meow!
[07:17] Usa
    She's truly a bad example.
[07:19] Usa
    No matter how badly she wants Sol/Lull,
[07:21] Usa
    at that stage, she's doomed.
[07:23] Takeru
    That bad?
[07:24] Nya
    Th-Th-Th-Then I'll pay it back later!
[07:27] Nya
    Think of it as funding my future—
[07:29] Nya
    Meow?
[07:30] All
    Manager!
[07:32] Takeru
    Manager?
[07:34] Manager
    I am...
[07:37] Manager
    the manager!
[07:40] Manager
    Those who do not work shall not get paid!
SIGN    Maid Café Eto Manager
[07:50] Manager
    Compensation is to be
[07:51] Manager
    earned through your blood,
    sweat, and tears!
[07:54] Manager
    You dare try to claim it without suffering,
    or even interviewing for it?!
[07:57] Manager
    I won't have it!
[07:59] Nya
    My eyes!
[08:00] Manager
    Absolutely not!
[08:01] Nya
    What intense power of denial!
[08:03] Nya
    And the heat is driving me cra—
[08:04] Manager
    Incidentally, cat-musume!
[08:06] Nya
    I'm the cat Eto-musume! Don't shorten it!
[08:09] Nya
    And don't interru—
[08:10] Manager
    You should strive to become 
    a full-time employee
[08:13] Manager
    before becoming one of the zodiac!
[08:15] Nya
    A full-time employee?
[08:16] Uma
    This is terribly difficult to say, but...
SIGN    Full-time Employee
[08:22] Nya
    What?!
[08:23] Nya
    And why would you deliberately put
[08:25] Nya
    your tags in such risqué places?
[08:28] Uma
    As for yours, Nya-tan...
SIGN    Part-time Only
[08:34] Nya
    So the truth is that I was
    the only part-timer...
[08:36] Manager
    Part-time or full-time makes no
    difference to the customers!
[08:40] Nya
    Shut up, you stingy manager!
[08:42] Nya
    This is power harassment!
    You're playing favorites!
[08:46] Manager
    Decide your own value
[08:48] Manager
    for yourself!
[08:57] Usa
    Thank you for visiting.
[09:05] Nya
    They've been shunning me! I'm the outcast!
[09:12] Takeru
    Nya-tan.
[09:13] ---
    Meow?
[09:14] Takeru
    This is your fault.
[09:15] Nya
    What? But... But...
[09:19] Takeru
    No buts.
[09:21] Takeru
    When you've done something wrong,
    you need to show your remorse and apologize.
[09:26] Nya
    Sorry.
[09:28] Takeru
    I'm not the one you need to say that to.
[09:34] Nya
    Okay.
[09:37] Takeru
    Well, ready to go?
[09:38] ---
    Meow?
[09:39] Takeru
    You want to buy a washing machine, right?
[09:43] Nya
    Yeah!
SIGN    Making Preparations
[09:45] [SONG] TextYellow
    We're opening at 12:00. Sorry!
SIGN    Today's Original Menu:  Our Special Curry
[09:48] Shima
    Mornin'.
[09:49] Dora
    Nya-tan isn't here?
[09:51] Dora
    I was certain she'd come
    here trying to get money.
[09:55] Usa
    Well, she was here.
[09:57] Shima
    She hurled some fightin' words and
    got sent away by the manager.
[10:01] Dora
    She's so predictable.
[10:10] Shima
    Was that energy hers?
[10:12] Dora
    Yes...
[10:17] Nya
    I got this stuff pretty cheap!
[10:19] Takeru
    Who knew your persuasiveness
    would ever be this useful?
SIGN    Sesame Oil
[10:23] Uri
    I should've tried to haggle, too.
[10:26] Takeru
    I think you already got a good
    deal by buying industrial size.
[10:29] Uri
    That's basic.
[10:31] Nya
    I bet I could've gotten an
[10:33] Nya
    even better deal than that!
[10:36] Takeru
    You tried to buy a refrigerator
    that way, didn't you?
[10:39] Takeru
    With my money.
[10:40] Both
    We need a refrigerator to store sesame oil!
[10:44] Takeru
    So buy one yourself.
[10:45] Nya
    Meow?
[10:46] Nya
    This feels familiar somehow.
[10:50] Nya
    I feel like I spoke freely with someone
[10:52] Nya
    like this before, a long time ago...
[10:55] Nya
    I don't remember it, though.
[10:59] Takeru
    That must've been some friend,
[11:01] Takeru
    to keep up with your incoherent babble.
[11:04] Nya
    Friend?
[11:05] Takeru
    You can only do that with friends, right?
[11:10] Takeru
    Actually, wasn't it Uri-tan?
[11:12] Uri
    Me?
[11:14] Nya
    Yeah! You're my friend, Uri-tan!
[11:17] Uri
    No, I'm not your friend, Nya-tan.
[11:21] Uri
    I'm just an acquaintance you see often.
[11:24] Nya
    No way!
[11:26] Uri
    Just kidding.
[11:29] Nya
    C'mon, you scared me!
[11:35] Chu
    So this is where you are.
[11:42] Chu
    I've been looking for you.
[11:44] Takeru
    Who's that?
SIGN     A café in Akihabara where all the Eto-shin work. 
    The manager's mysterious power gives the Eto-shin the appearance 
    of cute young ladies, as per the customers' preferences. 
    Strange, isn't it?
SIGN     Laws created for the divine 
    ritual of the Eto-shin Selection Festival (ETM12). 
    All participating Eto-musume must agree to them
    as they are the tournament rules. 
    The ETM12 Executive Committee administers them.
[12:00] Uri
    Chu-tan!
[12:02] Takeru
    Chu-tan?
[12:02] Uri
    She's the rat Eto-shin.
[12:05] Chu
    I never dreamed you'd be reincarnated, cat.
[12:14] Dora
    Nya-tan, are you all right?
[12:15] Shima
    What's the big idea, Chu-tan?
[12:17] Chu
    The ETM12 is in progress.
[12:20] Chu
    Which Eto-musume I battle
    with is my choice.
[12:24] Dora
    But it's meaningless for an
    Eto-shin to extend a challenge!
[12:27] Dora
    You know that!
[12:34] Chu
    Step aside.
[12:35] Chu
    I cannot allow the cat clan to exist.
[12:40] Chu
    I will destroy her.
[12:42] Nya
    Why are you so hostile toward me?
[12:46] Chu
    Wh-Why?
[12:51] Chu
    You don't remember?
[12:52] Nya
    No! But I bet it's a stupid reason!
[12:55] Nya
    Like I ate your pudding or something!
[12:58] Uri
    No, I'm quite sure that's not the reason.
[13:01] Nya
    Really?!
[13:06] Shima
    You haven't forgotten the
    Zodiac Precept that says
[13:10] Shima
    we must not harm human beings, have you?!
[13:16] Chu
    I won't kill him.
[13:18] Chu
    I will only destroy the cat clan.
[13:22] Chu
    I'll mutilate you...
[13:23] Chu
    Mutilate you...
[13:24] Chu
    Mutilate you...
[13:25] Chu
    Mutilate you...
[13:26] Chu
    Mutilate you...
[13:27] Chu
    Mutilate you!
[13:28] Nya
    Muscle-ate you!
[13:31] Chu
    Are you that oblivious?!
SIGN    Menacing
[13:33] Takeru
    That one was Nya-tan's fault.
[13:35] Shima
    Listen to me! You can't fight
    with Chu-tan, no matter what!
[13:39] Dora
    It appears you don't remember,
    but she's a dangerous Eto-shin.
[13:43] Shima
    Let's back off this time.
    Run while we hold her off—
[13:47] Chu
    Hear me, cat.
[13:49] Chu
    If you can defeat me,
[13:51] Chu
    I'll make you an Eto-shin immediately.
[13:53] Nya
    Really?!
[13:54] Chu
    I'll give you my place.
[13:57] Shima
    Wait!
[13:57] Nya
    It's my lucky day!
[13:58] Dora
    Nya-tan!
[13:59] Nya
    Chu-tan, battle me right now!
[14:04] Chu
    Zodiac Precept No. 40...
[14:06] Chu
    When an Eto-musume invokes her
    right to challenge an Eto-shin,
[14:10] Chu
    at the moment she accepts the
    terms presented by the Eto-shin,
[14:13] Chu
    the battle for the Sol/Lull Seal
    will automatically begin.
[14:17] Dora
    Oh, no!
[14:19] Chu
    The battle is on!
[14:20] [SONG] Text
    Approved
[14:22] Chu
    Etotama! Sol/Lull Charge!
SIGN    Rat
[14:40] Chu
    Rat Eto-shin, Chu-tan!
[14:44] Dora
    If it gets dangerous, surrender right away.
[14:47] Shima
    Got that, idiot student?
[14:49] Nya
    Thanks.
[14:50] Nya
    But I always want to do everything
    in my power to achieve my dream!
[14:54] Nya
    So, since I'm going to battle,
[14:56] Nya
    give me some of your awesome
    Sol/Lull, Takeru!
[14:58] Takeru
    Nya-tan, there's something you
    need to do, isn't there?
[15:02] Nya
    Meow?
[15:03] Takeru
    You haven't apologized
    to them yet, have you?
[15:12] Nya
    I said a lot of selfish things today.
[15:14] Nya
    I'm sorry!
[15:17] Takeru
    Also...
[15:19] Takeru
    I had fun shopping today.
[15:22] Takeru
    Thanks.
[15:31] Nya
    Etotama! Sol/Lull Charge!
SIGN    Cat
[15:50] Nya
    Cat Eto-musume, Nya-tan!
[16:03] Nya
    What are your rules?
[16:06] Chu
    We fight until
[16:07] Chu
    one of us is destroyed.
[16:09] Dora
    What?!
[16:10] Takeru
    Does she mean until one dies?
[16:12] Shima
    That's a hell of a rule she set.
[16:15] Uri
    Nya-tan...
[16:21] Chu
    I will wipe you out!
[17:07] Takeru
    She's ruthless...
[17:09] Takeru
    Why does Chu-tan hate Nya-tan so much?
[17:12] Uri
    We don't know, either.
[17:15] Uri
    It's a fate that has bound rats
    and cats for thousands of years.
[17:19] Takeru
    Fate? You mean that story about
    the rat tricking the cat
[17:22] Takeru
    so it couldn't participate in the
    gods' race to join the zodiac?
[17:25] Dora
    It's true that the ETM12 of
[17:28] Dora
    2,000 years ago was a footrace.
[17:31] Shima
    And the twelve Zodiac gods chosen
    then were the current twelve.
[17:35] Takeru
    But that means the cat should hate the rat.
[17:38] Takeru
    Why does Chu-tan hate Nya-tan?
[17:42] Takeru
    And why did the rat trick the
    cat in the first place?
[17:48] Chu
    Do you remember now, cat Eto-musume?
[17:51] Nya
    I told you, I don't know
    what you're talking about!
[18:03] Chu
    I will destroy you! Destroy you!
[18:04] Chu
    Destroy you! Destroy you!
    Destroy you! Destroy you!
[18:07] Chu
    I will destroy you!
[18:11] Takeru
    Is she going to be okay?
[18:13] Uri
    Nya-tan...
[18:16] Chu
    Tell me! How were you reincarnated?
[18:20] Nya
    Meow?
[18:21] Chu
    I asked you how!
[18:33] Nya
    This is bad...
[18:36] Nya
    If that's how it is, I'll settle this
[18:39] Nya
    in one blow!
SIGN    Cat
[18:47] Nya
    Cat Gun!
SIGN    Cat Gun
[19:08] Nya
    No... Impossible...
[19:12] Chu
    You have no Sol/Lull left to fight with.
[19:16] Shima
    She's in trouble...
[19:18] Uri
    Nya-tan...
[19:21] Takeru
    Uri-tan?
[19:24] Dora
    What are you trying to do?
[19:27] Uri
    I'm going to intervene in the battle.
[19:29] Dora
    Intervene?!
[19:30] Shima
    Even if you're an Eto-shin, doin'
    somethin' that crazy will mess you up!
[19:33] Uri
    Still!
[19:35] Uri
    Nya-tan is my friend.
[19:37] Uri
    I can't just keep watching this!
[19:40] Takeru
    Uri-tan...
[19:42] Uri
    Uri!
[19:48] Uri
    Etotama! Sol/Lull Charge!
SIGN    Boar
[20:05] Uri
    Boar Eto-shin...
[20:08] Uri
    Uri-tan!
[20:11] Chu
    Prepare to die, cat Eto-musume!
[20:17] Uri
    Nya-tan...
[20:19] Chu
    You will exist...
[20:28] Chu
    ...no more!
[20:32] Nya
    Uri-tan!
[21:03] [SONG] Text
    Void
[21:04] Takeru
    Wh-What happened?
[21:06] Shima
    I dunno.
[21:08] Shima
    That's the first time an Eto-shin's
[21:10] Shima
    ever intervened in a battle.
[21:17] Dora
    We're retreating!
[21:30] Takeru
    Uri-tan...
[21:31] Nya
    Wake up!
[21:34] Mei
    Well...
[21:36] Mei
    I'm afraid she's gone.
[21:39] Nya
    It can't be!
[21:42] Nya
    Uri-tan...
[21:45] Nya
    Uri-tan!
[21:47] Nya
    Uri-tan!
[21:50] Takeru
    What... does this mean?
[21:55] Dora
    She's perished.
[21:59] Dora
    Uri-tan has perished.
SIGN    Next Time
[23:36] Mo
    Oh, yes! Here's your fortune
    for the year of the beef!
[23:39] Nya
    Wait a minute! What do you mean, "beef"?!
[23:41] Mo
    A cow fully ripened by her love
    for her honey is called "beef!"
[23:45] Nya
    Shut up, pervert!
[23:45] Nya
    Little kids might grow up thinking
    that's an actual sign!
[23:48] Takeru
    Next time: Eyes of a Rabbit,
    Ears of a Rabbit.
SIGN    Eyes of a Rabbit, Ears of a Rabbit
SIGN    Boar
[23:50] [SONG] Text
    Goodbye... Yep, Yep.
[23:50] [SONG] Text
    Illustration: Hanamori Yumiri