10 - Eternal Pervert

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[00:09] Nya
    Uri-tan...
[00:11] Nya
    I really don't want to fight you!
[00:14] Uri
    Don't be so soft!
[00:16] Uri
    If you don't defeat me,
    I can't give you my Sol/Lull Seal!
[00:23] Nya
    Fine!
[00:43] Uri
    I've... lost...
[00:47] Uri
    Yep, yep...
[00:57] Nya
    Uri-tan's Sol/Lull Seal is mine!
SIGN    Boar
[01:03] Voice
    The battle is over.
[01:07] Nya
    Takeru!
[01:10] Nya
    I got Uri-tan's Sol/Lull Seal!
[01:13] Takeru
    Congratulations.
[01:15] Nya
    Soon I'll be one of the Eto-shin!
[01:18] Takeru
    That's right.
[01:19] Nya
    I'm so amazing! I'm almost there!
    Right, Takeru?
[01:21] Uri
    To think you're strong enough 
    to defeat me now...
[01:23] Nya
    Hey, are you listening?
[01:27] Voice
    This is urgent news.
[01:30] Uri
    I-It can't be...
[01:50] [SONG] Title
    ETOTAMA
SIGN    Episode 10: Eternal Pervert
[03:15] Mo
    My sweet honey!
[03:19] Mo
    Smell, please!
[03:20] Mo
    Let me smell you, Nya-tan!
[03:24] Nya
    Get off me, you Holstein pervert!
[03:26] Mo
    Oh, that's fantastic!
[03:29] Mo
    The more violent your love is,
    the more it excites me!
[03:32] Mo
    Please hurry and accept my love!
[03:36] Nya
    No thanks!
[03:42] Mo
    Pop!
[03:43] Mo
    Gotcha!
[03:46] Mo
    Nya-tan, not so hard!
[03:48] Mo
    Your pressure is going to crush my chest!
[03:54] Nya
    Rip 'em off!
[03:55] Mo
    Oh, yes!
[03:57] Mo
    How stimulating!
[04:03] Takeru
    Tea's ready.
[04:05] Takeru
    Come on over, Mo-tan.
[04:06] Mo
    I'll be right there!
[04:09] Nya
    Meow!
[04:13] Nya
    This is good!
[04:14] Mo
    This tea comes from Ise,
    which is under my protection.
[04:16] Takeru
    Mo-tan always brings gifts
[04:18] Takeru
    when she comes here.
[04:20] Mo
    Of course I do. You take
    care of my honey for me.
[04:24] Nya
    Meow? When did she start feeding him?
[04:29] Takeru
    It's kinda late to ask this now,
[04:31] Takeru
    but why do you like Nya-tan so much?
[04:33] Mo
    At last, the time has
    come to tell the tale!
[04:36] Nya
    Quit clinging to me all the time!
[04:38] Mo
    Yes, it was...
[04:39] Nya
    She's started talking.
[04:42] Mo
    One summer day,
    in the middle of a squall...
[04:52] Mo
    I had that wonderful encounter.
[04:56] Nya
    Um, why do you both have
    foam all over your heads?
[05:00] Nya
    Because you shampoo your hair
    on rainy days, of course.
[05:03] Mo
    That's right!
[05:04] Takeru
    None of this actually tells
    me what happened...
[05:07] Mo
    Nya-tan proposed to me!
[05:10] Takeru
    Huh?
[05:11] Nya
    I don't remember at all.
[05:12] Mo
    It was a proposal! For sure!
[05:16] Nya
    The way perverts can fill in mental blanks
    exceeds the comprehension of normal people.
[05:20] Takeru
    I don't know what really happened,
[05:22] Takeru
    but I think not remembering you proposed
[05:24] Takeru
    to someone is pretty cruel.
[05:26] Mo
    It's all right.
[05:29] Mo
    The fact she could say it
    naturally enough to forget about it
[05:32] Mo
    makes me so happy.
[05:35] Mo
    Also...
SIGN    Tape Player
[05:37] Mo
    I recorded it with this tape player,
    so there's no problem!
[05:40] Nya
    What?!
[05:42] Takeru
    Wow, she has physical evidence...
[05:44] Nya
    Give me that!
[05:45] Mo
    Okay,
[05:47] Mo
    but only if you'll trade your socks for it.
[05:51] Mo
    What'll it be?
[05:52] Nya
    Grr...
[05:54] Nya
    O-Okay, fine...
SIGN    th Sock
[06:05] Mo
    I got my 67th sock from Nya-tan!
[06:08] Takeru
    You've gotten a lot...
[06:10] Nya
    Now to destroy the evidence!
[06:12] Mo
    By the way...
[06:13] Mo
    I have infinite copies.
[06:15] Nya
    What?!
[06:16] Takeru
    Well, that's what most people would do.
[06:20] Mo
    Tonight I'll have a drink
    with this on the side!
[06:23] Nya
    Wait!
[06:25] Mo
    I'm through waiting.
[06:27] Mo
    This is my dream...
[06:29] Mo
    My dream is to make a bed
    cover from Nya-tan's socks!
[06:33] Mo
    Then I can smell Nya-tan all the time!
[06:36] Nya
    Don't talk about dreams
    no one asked to hear!
[06:38] Mo
    See you!
[06:41] Nya
    She's the ultimate pervert.
SIGN    Making Preparations
[06:44] [SONG] Yellow
    We're opening at 12:00. Sorry!
SIGN    Today's Original Menu: Our Special Curry
[06:45] Shima
    Did ya see that urgent news?
[06:48] Shima
    I never thought it would
    actually be implemented.
[06:51] Dora
    The thirteenth Zodiac Precept...
[06:54] Dora
    Third parties will no longer be permitted
    to intervene in Sol/Lull battles.
[06:59] Shima
    Chu-tan's about to make her move.
[07:02] Uri
    This happened because I butted in...
[07:04] Dora
    You weren't butting in.
[07:07] Dora
    If you hadn't rushed in to save her,
[07:09] Dora
    Nya-tan would've been destroyed.
[07:11] Shima
    But no one can rush in to help her now.
[07:14] Dora
    Indeed.
[07:15] Dora
    At this point, all we can do is
    count on Nya-tan's own strength.
[07:21] Shima
    What? Ya don't look convinced.
[07:24] Uri
    Nya-tan's strength now doesn't
    even compare to her strength
[07:27] Uri
    when she fought you at
    Takeru-san's house.
[07:30] Shima
    That's right. She's stronger now.
[07:33] Dora
    Yes, Nya-tan has grown stronger.
[07:36] Dora
    Almost strong enough that I wouldn't
    mind giving her my Sol/Lull Seal.
[07:39] Shima
    Then—
[07:39] Dora
    However...
[07:41] Dora
    What has me a little concerned
[07:43] Dora
    is Nya-tan's amnesia.
[07:46] Dora
    I have a feeling that somewhere
    in her lost memories
[07:49] Dora
    lies the key to determining the future.
[07:52] Dora
    And there's Chu-tan's strength, as well.
[07:55] Dora
    It already surpasses
    anything we can imagine.
[08:01] Uri
    She's that strong?
[08:02] Dora
    To make absolutely certain,
    I want to get Nya-tan's memories back.
[08:08] Shima
    All right.
[08:16] Mo
    There's really no place like home.
[08:21] Mo
    As thanks for this,
[08:22] Mo
    I'll make my honey a grand dinner
[08:24] Mo
    using produce from my homeland.
[08:32] Nya
    What'd you do that for?!
[08:33] Dora
    There was a mosquito.
[08:35] Nya
    Oh! Thank you, Master!
[08:37] Dora
    I guess that isn't enough
    to get her memories back.
[08:41] Takeru
    Um, what are you doing?
[08:43] Shima
    We're gonna be living here from now on.
[08:46] Takeru
    What?
[08:47] Shima
    Oh, don't mind us.
[08:49] Shima
    We'll build our own rooms
    with Dora-tan's Sol/Lull.
[08:52] Takeru
    Uh, no, the problem isn't
    anything physical like that...
[08:56] Takeru
    Ah, the mysteries of feminine appeal.
[08:58] Key
    Dora-tan and Shima-tan are gonna live here?
[09:01] Dora
    Yes.
[09:05] InuKey
    What just happened?!
[09:10] Nya
    I guess there was a mosquito...
[09:12] Key
    Seriously?
[09:13] Inu
    No way.
[09:14] Dora
    Even my Ryuusen Bashou didn't work?
[09:17] Uri
    Then...
SIGN    Sesame Oil
[09:18] Uri
    Try this five-gallon can
    of sesame oil next!
[09:20] Uri
    I'm sure the god of sesame
    oil will work a miracle...
[09:22] Takeru
    Are you guys...
[09:24] Takeru
    trying to get Nya-tan's memories back?
[09:27] Takeru
    And with such classic methods...
[09:30] Takeru
    Why all of a sudden?
[09:32] Dora
    Chu-tan is on the move again.
[09:36] Uri
    To avoid the worst case scenario,
[09:38] Uri
    we thought it would be best to get
[09:41] Uri
    Nya-tan her memories back
    as we protect her.
[09:45] Takeru
    Nya-tan's memories...
[09:48] Takeru
    Something important might
[09:50] Takeru
    really be hidden in her memories.
[09:53] Nya
    Meow...
[09:55] Nya
    Meow?
[09:57] Nya
    It's raining!
SIGN     
    When a Sol/Lull Seal battle is underway as per 
    the specifications in Article 4, "Battle Procedure," 
    and Article 5, "Prohibitions," the battlefield will be constructed 
    to prohibit any direct intervention by any third party.
SIGN     Japan is divided into twelve areas, 
    each ruled by an Eto-shin who serves as a messenger to the gods. 
    A "Sol/Lull Road" connects all shrines in Japan, 
    allowing instant teleportation between them.
[10:18] Mo
    Garlic, mountain yams,
    broiled eel, and Panax ginseng...
[10:21] Mo
    I ended up only buying things
    that aren't local specialties.
[10:25] Mo
    But with these...
SIGN    Nutritional Fortification
SIGN    For Boundless Energy
[10:26] Mo
    I'll make my special stamina hotpot!
SIGN    Plenty of Collagen!
[10:29] Mo
    And of course, for dessert, we'll have
    night confections with lots of stamina!
[10:33] [SONG] Text
    Sleep Deprived!
[10:33] Mo
    And the finisher, of course, will be me!
[10:37] Mo
    Oh, yes!
[10:38] Mo
    I'll catch all of Nya-tan's overflowing libido!
[10:44] Mo
    Whoops.
[10:45] Mo
    Here I am writhing around by
    myself again, and in this rain.
[11:01] Mo
    What gentle lights...
[11:06] Nya
    It's raining pretty hard now.
[11:07] Key
    We can't play outside.
[11:09] Inu
    Yeah.
[11:22] Takeru
    I should've known... There's nothing on it.
[11:41] Nya
    Whose graves are those?
[11:44] Mo
    Nya-tan! When did you get back
    from your nomadic journey?
[11:48] Nya
    Just now.
[11:50] Nya
    Water is precious, you know.
[11:52] Nya
    Since it's raining,
    I decided to have a bath.
[11:55] Nya
    So, whose graves are those?
[11:59] Mo
    My family's.
[12:01] Nya
    Oh, I heard about that from Chu-tan.
[12:04] Nya
    You join human families and live with them.
[12:08] Mo
    But everyone in my family dies before me.
[12:12] Nya
    Well, human life is limited.
[12:15] Nya
    They can't stay with you forever.
[12:17] Mo
    Understand...
[12:19] Mo
    But... I'm sad.
[12:21] Mo
    I have many happy experiences
    living with them,
[12:25] Mo
    but it's sad when I have to say goodbye.
[12:29] Nya
    But you won't stop living
    with human families?
[12:32] Mo
    I just hope I can make
[12:34] Mo
    a few more humans smile by
    joining their families.
[12:41] Nya
    If you want to make people smile,
[12:44] Nya
    I think you need to smile more yourself.
[12:50] Mo
    What?!
[12:51] Mo
    What are you doing?
[12:54] Nya
    I'm gonna wash away your tears
    and put a smile on your face!
[12:57] Mo
    You don't have to do that!
[12:59] Mo
    I'll just get sad again...
[13:01] Nya
    Then I'll be your family, too!
[13:04] Nya
    I won't die, so you don't have to worry.
[13:07] Nya
    I'll always smile with you!
[13:09] Nya
    What do you think? It's a great idea!
[13:11] Mo
    Nya-tan...
[13:16] Mo
    Thank you.
[13:22] Mo
    Nya-tan...
[13:24] Mo
    I pray that I can be
[13:26] Mo
    with Nya-tan forever, and...
[13:29] Mo
    That we can be more lovey-dovey and
    have a more medium-rare relationship!
[13:40] Mo
    Where are you planning to go with
    such a mean look on your face?
[13:44] Chu
    I have only one goal.
[13:46] Chu
    To destroy the cat clan.
[13:55] Chu
    Out of my way.
[13:56] Mo
    That's not going to happen.
[13:58] Chu
    Then I will destroy you, as well.
[14:00] Mo
    That's not going to happen, either.
[14:03] Chu
    You were defeated by the cat.
[14:05] Chu
    I don't have to listen to
    your frivolous chatter.
[14:07] Mo
    That's right. I lost to Nya-tan.
[14:11] Mo
    But...
[14:13] Mo
    I won't lose to anyone else.
[14:17] Chu
    Very well.
[14:19] Chu
    There's something I want to test, anyway.
[14:23] Mo
    Start the battle!
[14:25] Chu
    Etotama! Sol/Lull Charge!
[14:25] Mo
    Etotama! Sol/Lull Charge!
SIGN    Rat                                               Ox
[14:42] Mo
    Ox Eto-shin, Mo-tan!
[14:43] Chu
    Rat Eto-shin, Chu-tan!
[14:54] Shar
    Chu-tan...
[14:56] Dora
    Why is she fighting Mo-tan?
[15:00] Mo
    Sorry, but...
[15:02] Mo
    I'll be running in top gear
    from the very start, okay?
[15:08] Mo
    You'd better take this seriously,
    or you can't blame me for what happens!
[15:27] Chu
    I am always serious!
[15:29] Mo
    What?!
[15:33] Mo
    Was that...
[15:41] Mo
    Chu-tan...
[15:42] Mo
    What... What are you trying to do?
[15:47] Chu
    I told you.
[15:48] Chu
    I'm testing it on you.
[15:51] Mo
    What?
[15:52] Chu
    Secret technique:
[15:53] Chu
    Etotama Kagura Senguu!
[15:58] Dora
    Etotama Kagura Senguu?!
[16:00] Shima
    She can use that technique?
[16:02] Nya
    What is that?
SIGN    Kagura Senguu
[16:03] Dora
    Kagura Senguu is a forbidden ritual that
[16:06] Dora
    only the gods can perform.
SIGN    Cat
[16:09] Shima
    You could call it our origin,
    the creator and destroyer of Etotama.
[16:13] Shima
    It's the work of the gods.
[16:15] Takeru
    The gods?
[16:16] Uri
    It looks like Chu-tan has sublimated a
[16:19] Uri
    godly technique into an Eto-shin technique.
[16:23] Mo
    When did you learn that technique?
[16:25] Chu
    I don't remember.
[16:27] Chu
    But it may have been sixty years ago.
[16:31] Mo
    Sixty years ago?
[16:32] Mo
    You don't mean...
    In your battle with Nya-tan?!
[16:36] Chu
    I had that cat's
[16:38] Chu
    Etotama in my hand...
SIGN    Cat
[16:41] Chu
    But...
[16:43] Mo
    I see...
[16:44] Mo
    So that's what happened.
[16:46] Mo
    Nya-tan's Etotama was injured
[16:50] Mo
    by Etotama Kagura Senguu...
[16:54] Uri
    So that's why she only retained
    parts of her memories,
[16:57] Uri
    and ended up with amnesia.
[17:00] Chu
    Why didn't the cat's Etotama break?
[17:04] Mo
    Because of love!
[17:05] Mo
    It was love! Love!
[17:08] Chu
    Are you joking around?!
[17:11] Mo
    I am not joking!
[17:13] Mo
    You just haven't figured it out!
[17:15] Chu
    Me?
[17:17] Mo
    That's right!
[17:18] Mo
    You loved Nya-tan, and that's why—
[17:22] Chu
    Don't be ridiculous!
[17:25] Mo
    Love is not ridiculous...
[17:29] Mo
    At all!
[17:35] Mo
    I feel the same way,
[17:39] Mo
    so I understand!
[17:41] Chu
    Shut up!
[17:42] Chu
    Shut up! Shut up!
[17:47] Mo
    A heart that wants to protect your...
[17:50] Mo
    Beloved Nya-tan!
[17:53] Chu
    Shut up!
[17:54] Mo
    Chu-tan...
[18:00] Mo
    Your love protected
[18:02] Mo
    Nya-tan's Etotama!
[18:06] Mo
    Special attack:
[18:07] Mo
    Mo-tan Special Driver!
SIGN    Mo-tan Special Driver
[18:19] Mo
    Remember, Chu-tan.
[18:22] Mo
    And go back to being the old Chu-tan.
[18:27] Chu
    My love...
[18:30] Mo
    Yes!
[18:32] Chu
    My love...
[18:34] Chu
    Got in my way!
[18:39] Mo
    What's happening?!
SIGN    Kokushi Tenchuusatsu
[18:47] Chu
    Kokushi Tenchuusatsu!
[19:21] Chu
    Mo-tan...
[19:23] Chu
    I will destroy you!
[19:26] Dora
    Stop, Chu-tan!
[19:28] Dora
    If you destroy Mo-tan, the balance
    of all creation will fall apart!
[19:32] Dor
    If you do that, terrible things will happen
[19:34] Dor
    to this country you're trying to protect!
[19:37] Chu
    I don't care about that.
[19:41] Mo
    Chu-tan...
[19:43] Mo
    Why did you become
[19:45] Mo
    one of the zodiac?
[19:49] Chu
    Destroy all cats.
[19:52] Chu
    Crush them!
[20:02] Chu
    Etotama Kagura Senguu!
[20:17] Chu
    I've got it!
[20:21] Chu
    Now, come to me,
[20:23] Chu
    ox Etotama!
SIGN    Ox
[20:35] Chu
    Destroy!
[20:48] Chu
    I hereby declare!
[20:50] Chu
    The only one who may challenge me to a
    battle is the Eto-musume of the cat clan,
[20:54] Chu
    Nya-tan!
[21:01] Voice
    The battle is over.
SIGN    End
[21:09] Takeru
    Mo-tan...
[21:24] Chu
    You're still alive?
[21:26] Chu
    You're a stubborn one.
[21:36] Mo
    Really...
[21:38] Mo
    What do you think you're doing?
[21:47] Chu
    What did you...
[21:49] Chu
    What did you do?!
[22:01] Nya
    What happened?
SIGN    Next Time
[23:36] Dora
    Here are the dragon's...
[23:37] Shima
    ...and the tiger's fortunes!
[23:39] Shima
    Ready?
[23:40] Shima
    Drink, drink, and drink some more!
[23:42] Both
    Cheers!
[23:44] Takeru
    Are you just a couple of drunkards?!
[23:47] Takeru
    Next time: Cat/Rat Shuffle.
SIGN    Cat/Rat Shuffle
SIGN    Goodbye, my love!
SIGN    Ox
SIGN    Illustration: Matsui Eriko