ESTAB LIFE: Great Escape
When the world’s population shrinks, the Supernatural Renovation Project splits up Tokyo. Divided by towering walls, cyborgs, beast folk, and magical beings are segregated into clusters and monitored by artificial intelligence. Some adjust to their new lives, but many suffer in silence, unaware secret help is available. Have no hope and desperate to escape? The Extractors will find you!

Season 1

E1 - You Can't Run from Schoolwork
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[00:07] Priest
    Eternal rest grant unto them, O Lord,
[00:13] Priest
    and let perpetual light shine upon them.
[00:17] Priest
    May they rest in peace.
[00:20] Priest
    Out of the depths I cry to you, Lord...
[00:22] Martes
    Everything's ready?
[00:24] Feles
    Yeah.
[00:25] Priest
    Death is sad, but it is also healing.
[00:29] Priest
    It is natural for those left behind to grieve,
[00:33] Priest
    but death is also the beginning of eternity,
[00:36] Priest
    when the Lord Our God forgives the sins
[00:40] Priest
    of the departed and makes
    their souls everlasting.
[00:44] Priest
    In the name of the Father, the Son,
     and the Holy Spirit. Amen.
SIGN    Special Inter-cluster Travel Permit
    Issued to: Eastern Undertakers Co.
    Travel route: Benten Gate, Ueno
[01:23] Inspector
    Confirmed. You may pass.
[01:26] Girl
    Ah-choo!
[01:27] Martes
    Hey!
[01:28] Feles
    Huh?
[01:29] Feles
    Too late for that!
[01:31] Equa
    Okay, then we'll ram our way through!
[01:33] Ulula
    Woof!
[01:42] Martes
    Ow...
[01:47] Equa
    How's the cargo?
[01:48] Alga
    Safe and sound.
[01:49] Equa
    Thank goodness.
[01:50] Girl
    Wh-What's going on?!
[01:52] Alga
    What the hell do you think you're doing?!
[01:53] Girl
    You said all I'd have to do was lie down!
[01:57] Equa
    There's been a slight change of plans.
[01:59] Feles
    Thanks to your sneeze.
[02:00] Girl
    Aren't you supposed to be
     professional extractors?
[02:03] Girl
    You'd better actually extract me!
[02:04] Equa
    We most certainly will.
[02:07] Equa
    They're here.
[02:11] Equa
    Head for the other gate.
[02:22] Feles
    There's no end to them.
[02:26] Martes
    Where are they coming from?!
[02:29] Feles
    Stop talking and take them out already!
[02:32] Equa
    Are you ready, Alga-san?
[02:34] Alga
    Anytime.
[02:36] Equa
    I can see it! That's the Akihabara gate!
[02:49] Equa
    How long will it take?
[02:50] Alga
    At least three seconds,
    and at most, three months.
[02:53] Martes
    That's another way of saying
     you don't know, isn't it?
[03:10] Martes
    Ow...
[03:12] Martes
    I lost, like, five percent
    of my body weight from that.
[03:16] Feles
    That body of yours sure comes in handy.
[03:22] Feles
    They really are endless!
[03:25] Alga
    Got it!
[03:26] Alga
    If you cut the right wire, the gate will open.
[03:29] Equa
    Just like always, then.
[03:32] Equa
    And if we cut the wrong one?
[03:34] Alga
    Lockdown. We'll have nowhere left to run.
[03:37] Equa
    That's the same as always, too.
[03:49] Alga
    It's your call, leader!
[03:51] Equa
    Right!
SIGN    Estab Life: Great Escape
SIGN    You Can't Run from Schoolwork
[05:34] Equa
    Bye. See you later.
[05:37] Ulula
    Woof.
[05:37] Alga
    Sure!
SIGN    St. Yushima Academy
[05:51] Equa
    Isn't it lovely out?
[05:55] Equa
    The forecast said it would rain
    this afternoon, but I bet it won't.
[05:59] Equa
    I had a dream that you and
    I went for a delightful afternoon stroll.
[06:05] Feles
    Buzz off. People will think we're friends.
[06:09] Equa
    But we are friends.
[06:10] Feles
    You told me that job yesterday would be safe!
[06:15] Feles
    I almost died.
[06:16] Feles
    Huh?
[06:16] Equa
    Does that mean...
[06:18] Equa
    we're not friends anymore?
[06:22] Equa
    I couldn't bear to end our friendship!
[06:24] Feles
    I said, quit it! We've only
     ever been colleagues!
[06:28] Equa
    We're friends!
[06:29] Feles
    Stay back! Give me space!
[06:30] Feles
    Go away!
[06:32] Martes
    Good morning!
[06:35] Equa
    Martes-san!
[06:37] Martes
    Equa-senpai! You're as
    gorgeous and lovely as always!
[06:41] Martes
    Feles-senpai, you're...
[06:44] Martes
    Well, you're okay, I guess.
[06:47] Martes
    Now, Equa-senpai, forget
    about her and give me a hug!
[06:53] Martes
    Let's strengthen our bond
     with a hearty squeeze!
[06:56] Equa
    All right. Squeezy-squeeze.
[06:58] Martes
    Squeezy-squeezy!
[06:59] Feles
    Huh?
[07:00] Equa
    Come on, Feles-san. Squeezy time.
[07:02] Feles
    I told you to knock it off!
[07:04] Equa
    Oh my.
[07:05] Martes
    Yeah, give it a rest. Shoo.
[07:08] Martes
    Squeezy-squeezy!
[07:09] Equa
    Squeezy-squeezy!
[07:13] Yamada
    Now, this is a passage
     from Nietzsche's Zarathustra.
[07:19] Yamada
    "It is my poverty that my
     hand never ceaseth bestowing..."
[07:25] Equa
    Feles-san, about what happened yesterday...
[07:28] Feles
    Seriously, enough about that.
[07:30] Equa
    I'm sorry that I slipped up.
[07:41] Equa
    Feles-san!
[07:43] Equa
    I'll be more careful from now on.
[07:45] Feles
    Don't follow me.
SIGN    Changing Room
[07:52] Equa
    Would you like help undressing?
[07:53] Feles
    As if!
[07:56] Martes
    So? Did she dump you?
[07:59] Martes
    Just forget about her.
[08:02] Martes
    She's secretly head over heels for you anyway.
[08:06] Equa
    Is she really?
[08:07] Martes
    She's unfaithful to her own desires!
[08:10] Martes
    It's creepy!
[08:12] Equa
    "Creepy"? You shouldn't call
     people things like that.
[08:15] Martes
    What? But...
[08:17] Equa
    It is not right.
[08:23] Equa
    Thank you for everything, Yamada-sensei.
[08:27] Yamada
    Oh. You're, um...
[08:29] Equa
    Equa! Second-year, class A!
[08:32] Yamada
    Class is about to start.
[08:35] Yamada
    Hurry to your classroom.
[08:40] Martes
    Sensei? Are you okay?
[08:46] Yamada
    Just a little hung over. Don't mind me.
[08:52] Martes
    Everyone knows how
    straitlaced Yamada-sensei is.
[08:57] Martes
    Does he seriously expect us
    to believe he has a hangover?
[09:01] Equa
    There might be more to it.
[09:04] Martes
    Maybe he has a serious illness.
[09:07] Martes
    Like syphilis, or gonorrhea,
    or chlamydia trachomatis.
[09:15] Equa
    It's from Mr. M.
SIGN    You have a new message.
[09:17] Martes
    Another job so soon?
[09:24] Equa
    It looks like it was just uploaded,
     and it has an embedded code.
[09:29] Martes
    That teacher must be serious about this.
[09:32] Martes
    Breaking through a checkpoint
     could get him killed.
[09:36] Equa
    That's just why he needs...
[09:40] Equa
    extractors like us.
[09:46] Feles
    Nope. No way.
[09:48] Feles
    I absolutely refuse!
[09:50] Martes
    Okay. See you.
[09:51] Equa
    Feles-san, don't you think work is
    more fun when we all do it together?
[09:56] Feles
    You think that's the issue?!
[09:57] Equa
    Yes, I do!
[09:59] Feles
    It's not! I'm telling you that
     I'm sick of risking my neck!
[10:04] Equa
    It will definitely be fine this time!
[10:06] Feles
    I can't trust your "definitely"!
[10:09] Feles
    And don't be so pushy. Don't you mean
     "extremely close to definitely"?
[10:13] Equa
    Yes.
[10:14] Equa
    I definitely won't be pushy!
[10:20] Feles
    There you go again. You're always like this!
[10:24] Feles
    No pushing!
[10:25] Equa
    I couldn't help it.
[10:36] Martes
    Don't come if you don't want to.
[10:39] Alga
    What good friends they are.
     Don't you agree, Ulula?
[10:43] Equa
    Are you all ready?
[10:47] Equa
    Our client this time is Ichiro Yamada-san.
[10:50] Equa
    Coincidentally, he's also
    a teacher at our school.
[10:54] Equa
    Teaching has apparently worn him down
     so much that he wants to escape.
[10:58] Martes
    A midlife crisis? What a loser.
[11:02] Martes
    What, you're on his side?
    Is that because you're old?
[11:07] Equa
    Are there any questions?
[11:09] Alga
    Yes. Where shall we extract him to?
[11:12] Equa
    He apparently has no preference,
    so we'll decide in the usual way.
[11:17] Feles
    Could it be a trap?
[11:19] Feles
    I'm in favor of ditching troublesome clients.
[11:22] Equa
    We won't ditch anyone.
[11:23] Feles
    But...
[11:25] Equa
    We never leave anyone behind.
SIGN    St. Yushima
     Academy
[11:43] Head Teacher
    Yamada-sensei!
[11:44] Yamada
    Ma'am!
[11:45] Head Teacher
    Are you not feeling well again?
[11:47] Yamada
    I'm sorry.
[11:49] Head Teacher
    Please don't push yourself too hard.
[11:51] Head Teacher
    You'll be teaching here
    for the rest of your life.
[11:56] Yamada
    For... the rest of my life?
[11:59] Head Teacher
    Yes, of course. You were born
    here in Ochanomizu, after all.
[12:04] Head Teacher
    Still, if you're exhausted,
    maybe you should take some time off.
[12:09] Yamada
    And after that...
[12:12] Yamada
    After my time off, I'd go back to teaching?
[12:15] Head Teacher
    Of course! Teach to your heart's content!
[12:19] Head Teacher
    Bask in the joy of imparting
     learning to your stu—
[12:23] Yamada
    Huh?!
[12:28] Yamada
    Ma'am?
[12:30] Equa
    I had her take a little nap.
[12:32] Yamada
    Aren't you... one of my students?
[12:36] Equa
    Yes!
[12:39] Yamada
    Y-You're an extractor?
[12:41] Equa
    I'm here to confirm your intentions.
[12:44] Equa
    Fleeing the area where you live
     would mean giving up everything.
[12:49] Equa
    You'll lose your social position and wealth.
SIGN    Written Consent to Run Away
[12:53] Equa
    You'll have no guarantee of future livelihood.
[12:57] Equa
    And the moderator that oversees this
     cluster shows escapees no mercy.
[13:03] Equa
    Your life will be in danger.
[13:06] Equa
    If you still consent...
[13:08] Equa
    place your thumbprint here.
SIGN    Client  Ichiro Yamada
[13:17] Yamada
    I don't care anymore.
[13:19] Yamada
    I want to get out of here, out of this cluster.
[13:23] Yamada
    No one listens to my lessons.
[13:26] Yamada
    They're all bored.
[13:28] Yamada
    My philosophy doesn't help anyone, not even me.
[13:34] Yamada
    No one questions it, but going
     on like this every day
SIGN    Client  Ichiro Yamada
SIGN    Client  Ichiro Yamada
SIGN    Client  Ichiro Yamada
SIGN    (Seal)
SIGN    Client  Ichiro Yamada
[13:41] Yamada
    is more than I can bear.
[13:44] Yamada
    I want to die,
[13:46] Yamada
    but ashamed as I am to
     admit it, death frightens me.
[13:53] Yamada
    I'm scared.
[13:58] Equa
    I'm impressed that you made the request.
[14:01] Equa
    That alone took a lot of courage.
[14:03] Yamada
    Th-Thank you.
[14:07] Equa
    Dying wouldn't be very nice, would it?
[14:10] Equa
    That makes running away your best choice.
[14:17] Feles
    Now we need to decide where he's going.
[14:22] Equa
    Please roll this die.
SIGN    Akihabara
SIGN    Asakusa
SIGN    Ikebukuro
SIGN    Daiba
[14:28] Equa
    There! That settles it!
[14:30] Equa
    We'll move tonight! Is that all right with you?
[14:33] Yamada
    Huh? Tonight?
[14:35] Equa
    As they say, strike while the iron's hot!
[14:46] Yamada
    Huh?
[14:47] Equa
    Please put this on, not that
    it will actually help much.
[14:50] Alga
    Take this, and end it all if you must.
[14:54] Yamada
    What?!
[14:54] Alga
    It will be painless and instantaneous.
[14:57] Yamada
    No, but, um...
[14:59] Equa
    Don't worry!
[15:01] Equa
    You won't need to take your own life.
[15:04] Yamada
    Then I don't need this, do I?
[15:07] Equa
    Hang on to it, just in case.
[15:10] Yamada
    Huh?
[15:14] Martes
    Dumbass!
[15:16] Martes
    Takeshi! Don't abandon me!
[15:19] Guard A
    Good grief.
[15:20] Martes
    I love you!
[15:23] Martes
    What, can't you tell I love
     you unless I spell it out?
[15:27] Martes
    It should be obvious! Just look at me, you—
[15:29] Guard A
    Where do you live, young lady?
     Do I need to call the police?
[15:32] Martes
    Go ahead! Bring 'em on!
[15:34] Martes
    And call Takeshi while you're at it!
[15:36] Guard B
    We don't even know who that is.
[15:39] Guard A
    What do we do about this?
[15:47] Alga
    I've taken over part of the security system.
[15:50] Alga
    I'll open the gate.
[15:51] Equa
    Please do.
[16:06] Equa
    We'll make our escape via the roof.
[16:08] Equa
    If nothing goes wrong,
     this will be over in no time.
[16:12] Feles
    If nothing goes wrong.
[16:16] Guard B
    Hey! What the...?!
[16:17] Guard A
    I just scanned her.
[16:20] Guard A
    This young lady's a demihuman,
     and a slime at that.
[16:23] Guard B
    What?!
[16:24] Guard A
    Alcohol's dangerous to her. She can't be drunk.
[16:27] Guard A
    It's all an act.
[16:31] Martes
    Whoops! No funny business,
    or I'll give this guy a second asshole.
[16:35] Martes
    Do what I say and drop your weapons.
[16:37] Martes
    Hey.
[16:38] Martes
    Hang on a—
[16:42] Guard A
    Suspicious intruder.
[16:43] Guard A
    There may be others. Keep a close eye out.
[16:54] Alga
    What?
[16:55] Alga
    Damn. Access denied.
[17:00] Equa
    Oh. Oh dear.
[17:00] Yamada
    Wh-What's going on?!
[17:02] Feles
    Something went wrong.
[17:16] Feles
    Let's leave through there.
[17:18] Yamada
    Why is this happening to me?
[17:19] Equa
    Martes-san?!
[17:20] Equa
    Alga-san?!
[17:21] Martes
    Equa-senpai!
[17:24] Alga
    Is this any time for that?!
    Liquefy again, and be quick about it!
[17:28] Martes
    I can't today! I don't have enough amino acids!
[17:40] Feles
    They're here.
[17:49] Feles
    Ulula!
[17:58] Equa
    Ulula-san...
[18:00] Feles
    Anyway, we've got to get up higher.
[18:02] Yamada
    They're back!
[18:03] Feles
    Use the hole Ulula made and climb!
[18:05] Equa
    Yes!
[18:07] Yamada
    Huh?! What?!
[18:17] Yamada
    Couldn't we use the corridor to escape?
[18:19] Equa
    Going out the window is safer.
[18:22] Yamada
    Wh-Why?
[18:23] Equa
    Found them!
[18:41] Equa
    Feles-san! I knew I could count on you!
[18:43] Feles
    This is a one-time deal!
[18:45] Feles
    I'm never teaming up with you again! I mean it!
[18:47] Equa
    Are you proposing to me?
[18:49] Feles
    Just get moving!
[19:06] Yamada
    May I ask you something?
[19:08] Equa
    What?
[19:10] Yamada
    Why do you do such dangerous work?
[19:14] Equa
    If people seriously want to escape,
     we'll be just as serious.
[19:20] Yamada
    As someone once said,
    "Where one can no longer love—"
[19:25] Equa
    "There should one pass by." Nietzsche, right?
[19:31] Yamada
    You...
[19:32] Equa
    I learned that in your class.
[19:36] Yamada
    You were paying attention?
[19:38] Equa
    I was!
[19:40] Equa
    If you can't love, pass by.
[19:43] Equa
    And we extractors help people to do that.
[19:50] Equa
    We made it.
[20:02] Equa
    This way.
[20:03] ---
    What? But...
[20:07] Yamada
    This will get you over there.
[20:09] Yamada
    Huh? From here?
[20:12] Equa
    Sensei...
[20:13] Equa
    Take care.
[20:13] Yamada
    Wait a—
[22:00] Newscaster
    Now for our next story.
[22:02] Newscaster
    The group that attacked
    Sola Tower remains missing,
SIGN    SOLA TOWER ASSAULT: EXTRACTORS INVOLVED?
[22:06] Newscaster
    as does schoolteacher Ichiro Yamada.
[22:08] Newscaster
    Some speculate that a vicious
    gang of extractors is involved.
[22:12] Newscaster
    Our moderator, Daigaku-no-Kami-sama,
[22:15] Newscaster
    has announced the establishment
    of a preliminary council
[22:18] Newscaster
    to form a research team
    dedicated to this issue.
[22:21] Head Teacher
    "Be on your guard against the small ones."
SIGN    You have a new message.
[22:25] Head Teacher
    "Flee, my friend,
    into thy solitude—and thither,
[22:29] Head Teacher
    where a rough strong breeze bloweth."
SIGN    Thank you for the other day.
SIGN    I've found a new job. Thanks to you,
     I'm enjoying every day.
[22:31] Head Teacher
    Now, open your textbooks to the next page.
[22:31] Feles
    Is that him?
[22:32] Equa
    He looks happy.
SIGN    I've found a new job. Thanks to you,
     I'm enjoying every day.
SIGN    Do you want to run away from
     your current situation?
SIGN    Estab Life: Great Escape

E2 - You Can't Run from Memories
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SIGN    Kabukicho Ichiban-gai
[00:12] Newscaster
    And now for the raid forecast.
[00:13] Newscaster
    Power struggles among the
    Big Three remain chaotic.
[00:18] Newscaster
    The whole Shinjuku area may experience
    massive firefights from dusk to dawn.
SIGN    TODAY'S RAIDS
SIGN    SHINJUKU CLUSTER
SIGN    CONFLICT FRONT ARRIVES
[00:25] Newscaster
    Prepare for the worst and
    watch out for stray bullets.
[00:29] Martes
    Wow! There are fireworks on 
    the streets and in the sky!
[00:33] Equa
    It's so lively.
[00:35] Martes
    Still, what are these guys fighting for?
[00:39] Equa
    For their code of virtue!
[00:41] Martes
    Their what?
[00:42] Equa
    Virtue. Isn't working hard
    for something wonderful?
[00:48] Martes
    You said it! I think so, too!
[00:52] Martes
    So, how are we going to get to the client?
[00:55] Martes
    There are yakuza everywhere.
[00:57] Equa
    He should still be on the clock,
    so let's check in on him at work.
[01:02] Martes
    Where's that?
[01:03] Equa
    Alga-san! Can you bring up a map?
[01:05] Alga
    You got it.
[01:08] Alga
    The shortest route goes through
    the thick of the fighting.
[01:10] Martes
    I guess we'll have to force our way through.
[01:13] Equa
    We can't do that.
[01:14] Equa
    Extractors don't kill people.
[01:17] ---
    Napalm bombs don't cause bleeding.
[01:19] Martes
    Of course not! Whatever you say, Equa-senpai!
[01:23] Martes
    That said, going the long
    way will take too long.
[01:27] Equa
    Let's hurry.
[01:28] Equa
    Right, Feles-san?
[01:31] Feles
    Yeah?
[01:33] Equa
    Are you all right?
[01:35] Equa
    You can sit this one out
     if you don't feel well.
[01:37] Feles
    It's nothing like that.
[01:39] Martes
    I'm keeping my promise to not complain,
    so hurry up and lead the way.
[01:44] Equa
    Would you, please?
[01:51] Feles
    This way. There's a safe route
    through the back streets.
[01:55] Alga
    Dog Breath and I will prepare
    for the escape separately.
[01:59] Alga
    The client's in your hands.
[02:00] Equa
    We're counting on both of you.
[02:03] Feles
    This way. Hurry.
SIGN    Estab Life: Great Escape
SIGN    You Can't Run from Memories
[03:39] Equa
    Our client this time is a
    company president in Shinjuku.
[03:42] (Flashback) Martes
    A company president?
[03:44] (Flashback) Equa
    He runs a business.
[03:46] (Flashback) Alga
    He's a yakuza boss.
[03:50] (Flashback) Equa
    Feles-san!
[03:51] (Flashback) Feles
    What?
[03:52] (Flashback) Equa
    You used to live in Shinjuku, didn't you?
[03:54] (Flashback) Equa
    Would you be our guide on this job?
[03:58] (Flashback) Feles
    I wish you wouldn't depend on me.
[04:00] (Flashback) Martes
    You used to live in Shinjuku?!
    No wonder you look like—
[04:05] (Flashback) Feles
    I was born with this look!
SIGN    Kanto
    Union
SIGN    One-Shot Toichi
[04:09] (Flashback) Martes
    One-Shot Toichi? What a weird name.
[04:12] (Flashback) Equa
    That's what people call him.
SIGN    Kanto
    Union
SIGN    One-Shot Toichi
[04:14] (Flashback) Equa
    He's the leader of the Kanto Union
    and a charismatic businessman.
SIGN    Kanto
     Union
SIGN    One-Shot Toichi
[04:17] (Flashback) Equa
    Not to mention an expert gunfighter.
[04:20] (Flashback) Equa
    His favorite gun only holds one shot,
[04:23] (Flashback) Equa
    and he's sure that's all he
    needs to take down anything.
[04:27] (Flashback) Equa
    But we won't have to worry with an amazing
    gun wizard like you around, Feles-san.
[04:33] (Flashback) Feles
    Count me out.
[04:35] (Flashback) Equa
    Why?
[04:37] (Flashback) Feles
    I want nothing more to do with that place.
[04:40] (Flashback) Equa
    Not to worry. We'll keep contact
    with residents to a minimum.
[04:44] (Flashback) Feles
    That's not what I mean!
[04:46] (Flashback) Equa
    It will definitely be fine.
[04:48] (Flashback) Equa
    If anything should happen
    to you, I'll keep you safe.
[04:52] (Flashback) Martes
    And I'll keep you safe if anything
     happens to you, Equa-senpai!
[04:56] (Flashback) Feles
    That's not the point.
[04:59] (Flashback) Feles
    And you can't protect her!
[05:01] (Flashback) Martes
    I can, too!
[05:04] (Flashback) Equa
    Feles-san...
[05:06] (Flashback) Equa
    Would you come with us?
[05:13] (Flashback) Feles
    Oh, for the love of...
[05:14] (Flashback) Feles
    This is the last time!
[05:17] (Flashback) Equa
    Thanks so much!
[05:19] (Flashback) Feles
    Listen, promise me that you'll
    do exactly as I tell you.
[05:24] (Flashback) Equa; Martes
    We will!
[05:27] Martes
    Feles-senpai...
[05:33] Martes
    This is where you got us?
[05:35] Martes
    Didn't you say that the
    back streets were safe?
[05:39] Yakuza A
    I ain't seen you around here.
[05:41] Yakuza B
    What gang are you with?!
[05:43] Equa
    Thank goodness! I had questions for you, too!
[05:47] Yakuza B
    What?!
[05:48] Equa
    Do you know the way to the
    Kanto Union building?
[05:51] Yakuza B
    Are you tryin' to screw with us?!
[05:53] Martes
    Oh, how scary.
[05:55] Equa
    Don't worry. We can talk things out.
[05:58] Equa
    The path of virtue is the path of humanity.
[06:00] Yakuza A
    Don't get cute with us, doll!
[06:03] Feles
    Damn it.
[06:05] Feles
    Give it a rest. She's not yakuza.
[06:09] Yakuza B
    Who the hell are you?
[06:11] Feles
    We're looking for Toichi.
[06:13] Feles
    Tell him Feles is here. He'll understand.
SIGN    Kanto Union Headquarters
SIGN    Kanto Union Headquarters
[06:28] Lead Henchman
    Wildcat Feles!
[06:29] Martes
    "Wildcat"?
[06:31] Equa
    That's so cool! You're a celebrity.
[06:33] Feles
    Leave me alone.
[06:34] Lead Henchman
    When the hell did you come back here?
[06:37] Feles
    Don't worry. I'll leave once my job is done.
[06:40] Martes
    See? She does know them.
[06:42] Equa
    That's our Feles-san.
[06:43] Feles
    Also, this is our boss.
[06:46] Martes
    Nice to meetcha.
[06:49] Lead Henchman
    Are you making fun of me?
[06:53] Toichi
    Hold it.
[06:55] Toichi
    You guys don't stand a chance against Feles.
[06:59] Martes
    So old-fashioned.
[06:59] Lead Henchman
    Old man.
[07:01] Feles
    Toichi.
[07:03] Toichi
    So, you're alive.
[07:04] Toichi
    That's the toughest bodyguard
    in Shinjuku for you.
[07:07] Feles
    Stop it.
[07:08] Toichi
    I'll never forget the way you pushed the
    enemy to the brink of ruin with a single shot.
[07:17] Toichi
    You've changed, Feles.
[07:19] Toichi
    The solitary wildcat has found companions.
[07:23] Feles
    Don't say it! You'll give them ideas.
[07:26] Equa
    That's right! Feles-san and I are best friends.
[07:29] Feles
    Hey! Equa!
[07:30] Toichi
    It looks like you really did
    get out of the business.
[07:34] Lead Henchman
    What? The Wildcat quit?
[07:38] Feles
    Toichi, don't you have business with us?
[07:42] Lead Henchman
    He does?
[07:46] Toichi
    I see. So you're...
[07:49] Toichi
    Hachi, I'm fine here. Take the
     young guys and leave.
[07:53] Lead Henchman
    But...
[07:54] Toichi
    Didn't you hear me?!
[07:55] Toichi
    The succession ceremony's tonight.
[07:58] Toichi
    You ain't got time to lounge around here.
[08:02] Lead Henchman
    Yes, boss.
[08:09] Feles
    Succession? You must be serious.
[08:11] Toichi
    I am.
[08:13] Toichi
    So, you ran out of 'Juku,
    and now you're an extractor?
[08:18] Feles
    That a problem?
[08:19] Toichi
    Who knows? Everyone's got
    their own way of living.
[08:26] Equa
    Toichi-san, about the contract...
[08:29] Equa
    Do you have a preferred destination?
[08:31] Equa
    If not, we'll use this die to—
[08:33] Feles
    I'm guessing his mind's already made up.
[08:35] Equa
    Is that so?
[08:37] Feles
    If you give up on 'Juku, the gang
    will lose prestige big time.
[08:41] Feles
    But you still want to run.
[08:43] Toichi
    You see... I've got a dream.
[08:47] Feles
    You do?!
[08:48] Toichi
    Yes! The manly dream of a lifetime!
    One I can never live out in 'Juku!
[08:55] Toichi
    This town lives by virtue.
[08:57] Toichi
    I was born here, so that path was
    the only life I could pick.
[09:02] Toichi
    But then I realized,
    what's virtuous about living like this?
[09:07] Martes
    What's real virtue, then?
[09:12] Toichi
    Two years ago, I got caught
    in a huge gang war.
[09:16] Toichi
    I thought I was done for, but then
     a certain someone saved me.
[09:22] Toichi
    I was a yakuza through and through,
    but it hit me like lightning.
[09:28] Toichi
    Wildcat Feles is the face of true virtue!
[09:32] Feles
    Excuse me?!
[09:36] Toichi
    I want to show you something.
[09:43] Toichi
    Follow me.
[09:46] Feles
    What?
[09:47] Equa
    What is it?
[09:50] Alga
    He climbed to the top of this town,
    and he still wants to chase a new dream.
[09:57] Alga
    He's a man among men! An inspiration!
[10:12] Toichi
    I want to become a magical girl!
[10:16] Feles
    What?!
[10:17] Feles
    Sorry, I didn't quite catch that.
[10:19] Toichi
    I said, a magical girl!
[10:22] Feles
    Huh?
[10:23] Equa
    Wow! How pretty.
[10:26] Martes
    You'd look great in this, Equa-senpai!
[10:28] Feles
    Um... Do you mean you want
    to cast spells like I do?
[10:32] Toichi
    I want to become a magical girl,
     not some spellcaster!
[10:36] Feles
    Why?! I wasn't dressed anything like this!
[10:40] Martes
    Wow! He's got tons of accessories, too.
SIGN    Virtue
[10:43] Toichi
    "Virtue" is written with two kanji.
    One means "kindness."
[10:46] Toichi
    The other combines "beauty" and "self."
[10:49] Toichi
    So, a magical girl is the
    definition of virtue!
[10:53] Equa
    I understand.
[10:54] Toichi
    You do?!
[10:56] Equa
    I think it's a lovely dream,
    and I'm rooting for you!
[10:59] Feles
    Are you kidding me?!
[11:00] Equa
    But this part is no good!
[11:03] Equa
    This outfit would be cuter
    on you if you added a flower!
[11:08] Toichi
    Oh!
[11:10] Feles
    Just leave me out of this.
[11:12] Equa
    And I take it your
    destination is Sangenjaya?
[11:16] Toichi
    Do they have magical girls
    in the Sangenjaya Cluster?
[11:20] Equa
    Yes.
[11:21] Toichi
    Really?!
[11:22] Equa
    I'm sure your dream will
    come true, Toichi-san.
[11:25] Toichi
    Then, can we do the extraction tonight,
    after the succession ceremony?
[11:30] Equa
    Yes! We'll wait for you.
[11:36] Toichi
    All right!
[11:39] Feles
    Huh?
[11:39] Toichi
    I'm gonna be a magical girl!
[11:43] Equa
    Yes! Let's give this our all!
SIGN    Kanto Union Headquarters
[11:48] Mediator
    All those here assembled,
SIGN    Kanto Union Headquarters
[11:50] Mediator
    although I doubt the necessity
    on this joyous occasion,
[11:54] Mediator
    it is my professional duty
    to taste these drinks.
[12:03] Martes
    How long is this going to take?
[12:05] Feles
    No idea. We said we'd wait, so we wait.
[12:09] Martes
    Hey, is a magical girl something
    you can choose to become?
[12:13] Feles
    What? Don't ask me.
[12:15] Martes
    But you use magic.
[12:18] Feles
    That doesn't make me a
    magical girl! I'm a gun wizard!
[12:23] Martes
    Yeah? Isn't a child
    spellcaster a magical girl?
[12:28] Feles
    I knew I shouldn't have come.
[12:31] Feles
    These guys haven't changed.
[12:33] Feles
    They never shut up about virtue.
[12:36] Martes
    And you ran away because that bugged you?
[12:38] Feles
    I couldn't stay with people who never
    stop squabbling over "prestige."
[12:46] Martes
    You must be satisfied now, then.
[12:48] Feles
    I didn't set out to become an extractor.
[12:51] Feles
    But...
[13:06] Equa
    "But"?
[13:10] Feles
    Nothing.
[13:12] Feles
    More importantly, what will
    you do about Toichi's dream?
[13:16] Feles
    You fed him some nonsense
    about it coming true.
[13:18] Equa
    I'm sure he'll be fine.
[13:19] Equa
    If you want to live
    your dream, a way will open!
[13:22] Equa
    And I'll extract my clients to
    anywhere to make that happen!
[13:32] Yakuza A
    A raid?!
[13:32] Yakuza B
    Fine by me! We'll turn the tables on 'em!
[13:35] Feles
    This is all they ever do!
[13:37] Equa
    Feles-san...
[13:38] Feles
    I know. No killing, right?
[13:40] Equa
    No, we're going to escape
    with Toichi-san now.
[13:43] Feles
    What do you—
[13:47] Toichi
    Thanks for waiting.
    Let's make this chance count.
[13:51] Feles
    Toichi? Don't tell me...
[13:53] Toichi
    You got it! I set this up.
[13:56] Toichi
    They'll have a hard time chasing
    us with all this ruckus.
[14:00] Toichi
    Come on, girl! Let's make
    my dream come true!
[14:04] Equa
    Yes. We're going to extract you from here.
[14:08] Newscaster
    Breaking news.
SIGN    BREAKING: ATTACK ON KANTO UNION SUCCESSION CEREMONY
SIGN    ALL
     YAKUZA,
     PROCEED
     TO
     BATTLE
SIGN    MASSIVE
     FIREFIGHT
     IN
     PROGRESS
[14:10] Newscaster
    An attack on the Kanto Union succession
    ceremony has sparked a massive firefight.
[14:16] Newscaster
    All yakuza, please join the battle at once.
[14:21] Yakuza A
    The old boss is gone!
[14:22] Yakuza C
    Where'd he go?!
[14:24] Yakuza D
    He made up that raid to fool us!
[14:27] Yakuza A
    What's going on?!
[14:28] Yakuza B
    Who knows?!
[14:29] Yakuza A
    Just find him!
[14:32] Equa
    Hello?
[14:33] Alga
    It sounds like you're having a blast.
    We're all set to launch.
[14:37] Equa
    Got it!
[14:39] Equa
    We'll head for Hanazono Shrine!
[14:41] Toichi
    It's a good thing you left this town.
[14:44] Feles
    Huh?
[14:45] Toichi
    You used to be a solitary beast. Now, you care
     about people enough to follow them.
[14:50] Toichi
    You've really mellowed out.
[14:54] Toichi
    Still, you fled this town.
[14:57] Toichi
    When I saw that, I decided that I'd
    be free someday and live my dream!
[15:02] Feles
    Don't blame me for this.
[15:05] Toichi
    I'm thanking you.
[15:10] Lead Henchman
    Old man!
[15:14] Lead Henchman
    Old man.
[15:16] Toichi
    Here to see me off, my successor?
[15:19] Lead Henchman
    What are you trying to pull?
     The gang's in chaos.
[15:23] Toichi
    The rest is up to you.
[15:26] Lead Henchman
    Don't tell me you're skipping town?!
[15:29] Lead Henchman
    No way, old man!
[15:31] Lead Henchman
    There's still so much
    I wanna learn from you!
[15:33] Toichi
    Sorry, but there's something I want to do.
[15:39] Lead Henchman
    I've got no choice.
[15:41] Lead Henchman
    Infighting is the 'Juku way.
[15:44] Lead Henchman
    Let's make this a duel, old man.
[15:54] Equa
    Toichi-san!
[15:55] Feles
    Wait!
[15:56] Lead Henchman
    You're not gonna draw?
[16:04] Lead Henchman
    Pretty cocky, considering I just
     took your place!
[16:06] Yakuza
    Boss!
[16:10] Yakuza
    Wh-What the...?
[16:12] Lead Henchman
    Yeah. I've got our traitor right here.
[16:16] Toichi
    Any chance you'll let me off with this?
[16:20] Lead Henchman
    No chance. I'm not the only
    guy who worked under you.
[16:29] Toichi
    You want me to throw down
    with everyone here?
[16:33] Toichi
    Looks like I've got nowhere to go.
[16:36] Yakuza 1
    One-Shot Toichi.
[16:39] Equa
    No!
[16:41] Martes
    Equa-senpai?!
[16:42] Feles
    Shh!
[16:42] Lead Henchman
    Move it, girly.
[16:44] Equa
    No, I will not.
[16:46] Equa
    I won't retreat one step until
    I safely extract my client.
[16:49] Lead Henchman
    Why would you go that far for him?
[16:54] Equa
    People run away in order to live.
[16:56] Equa
    I'll never abandon anyone
    who makes that choice.
[17:02] Feles
    "People run away in order to live."
[17:05] Lead Henchman
    Get lost!
[17:07] Lead Henchman
    There's a kind of glory that
    men only get by dying!
[17:12] Feles
    That's only how the survivors tell it!
[17:18] Lead Henchman
    Wildcat Feles.
[17:21] Feles
    Dying never made anyone's dream 
    come true. You get lost.
[17:26] Lead Henchman
    No, you get lost!
[17:29] Lead Henchman
    Get 'em!
[17:42] Feles
    Heaven's Bullet!
[18:12] Feles
    No fatalities!
[18:14] Martes
    That was real magic!
[18:15] Toichi
    This is it! This is the beauty I aspired to!
[18:20] Feles
    How do you get "magical girl" from that?!
[18:26] Toichi
    You overdid it.
[18:28] Equa
    I knew you were amazing, Feles-san.
[18:31] Feles
    Stop.
[18:34] Toichi
    I'm leaving for my dream.
[18:37] Toichi
    You may understand that someday.
[18:41] Lead Henchman
    Old man...
[18:43] Equa
    Let's hurry, Toichi-san.
[18:45] Toichi
    Let's!
[18:45] Martes
    Aw, man. I feel like I'm
    not doing anything today.
[18:50] Toichi
    I haven't seen your spells in ages.
[18:52] Toichi
    That's the magical girl I aspire to.
[18:56] Feles
    I told you, I'm not.
[18:58] Toichi
    You changed my life. Be proud of that.
[19:01] Feles
    I don't care!
[19:04] Alga
    All right. Drop it.
[19:11] Toichi
    I owe you one, little lady!
[19:12] Toichi
    That tough talk of yours
    back there gave me chills.
[19:17] Equa
    It's almost time.
[19:18] Toichi
    Yup. Next time we meet, I'll be
    making my living as a magical girl.
[19:23] Martes
    See you, old dude!
[19:25] Toichi
    Thanks!
[19:26] Martes
    If you manage to transform, show me!
[19:28] Toichi
    Sure thing. I'll blow your mind.
[19:30] Equa
    Now, step this way, Toichi-san.
[19:36] Toichi
    Feles!
[19:38] Feles
    Huh?
[19:39] Feles
    Hey. What's this?
[19:41] Toichi
    See you!
[19:44] Toichi
    I'll be waiting, Feles!
[19:46] Feles
    Huh?
[19:51] Alga
    Fire!
[21:48] Equa
    Come on. We have an evening
    client after this.
[21:51] Alga
    No sweat. I'm all ready.
[21:55] Martes
    I'm still worn out from that
    job in Shinjuku the other day.
[21:58] Martes
    Equa-senpai, give me some energy!
[22:02] Alga
    You didn't do anything.
[22:04] Martes
    Huh? Did you say something?
[22:08] Feles
    I'd feel weird carrying this, so I'll
    leave it in the storeroom downstairs.
[22:14] Equa
    Oh, that reminds me, Feles-san.
[22:15] Equa
    We got a video from Mr. M.
[22:18] Equa
    Would you like to see Toichi-san's
    magical girl debut?
[22:21] Feles
    Not really.
[22:22] Martes
    I'm down to watch it.
[22:24] Equa
    He looks charming!
[22:36] Martes
    Feles-senpai, you should watch
    this video! It's a riot!
[22:44] Martes
    Equa-senpai! There's another
    magical girl in the storeroom!
[22:45] Feles
    Wait!
[22:48] Feles
    N-No... Th-This isn't...
[22:50] Equa
    Do you mean it, Martes-san?
[22:51] Feles
    Stay out!

E3 - You Can't Run from the Aquarium
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[00:14] Equa
    Coffee cups?
[00:16] Martes
    Um... Two dozen.
[00:18] Equa
    Sugar?
[00:21] Martes
    Four kilograms.
SIGN    Ulula
[00:22] Equa
    Nine millimeter hollow-point rounds?
[00:26] Martes
    Four hundred.
[00:27] Equa
    Anti-drone EMP mines?
[00:30] Feles
    Thirty-six.
[00:32] Equa
    Hm... I think that's everything.
[00:35] Equa
    Thank you for helping me to take stock.
[00:38] Martes
    Don't mention it, Equa-senpai!
[00:41] Feles
    That aside, is storing the café and
    extractor gear together a good idea?
[00:48] Equa
    Hm?
[00:49] Martes
    Is it a job?
[00:51] Pengians
    Pen! Pen! Pen!
[00:52] Equa
    Our clients are pengians
    from Ikebukuro Cluster.
[00:55] Equa
    The Sunshine Troupe.
[00:57] Feles
    Huh? All of them?!
[01:00] Martes
    One, two, three, four, five, six... 18?!
[01:06] Equa
    There are a lot of them,
    but let's do our best.
[01:08] Martes
    Let's!
SIGN    Estab Life: Great Escape
[02:49] Equa
    As you see, train tracks divide Ikebukuro
    Cluster into eastern and western halves.
SIGN    You Can't Run from the Aquarium
[02:55] Equa
    West Ikebukuro, across the tracks,
    is devoted to capitalism.
[03:01] Equa
    East Ikebukuro, where we are,
    is communist territory.
[03:06] Martes
    So, we need to get our clients
    from the East to the West?
[03:12] Equa
    Yes. This railroad crossing opens
    several times a day, but...
[03:18] Ulula
    Bow-wow-wow!
[03:21] Ulula
    Awoo!
[03:26] Martes
    Oh man...
[03:28] Alga
    Are you all right?
[03:30] Equa
    These tracks look easy
    to cross, but they aren't.
[03:33] Equa
    And the trains are timed to make you
    want to cross. Not very nice, is it?
[03:38] Equa
    Therefore, um... Well...
[03:44] Feles
    We can't use this place for an extraction.
[03:47] Alga
    What should we do about Ulula?
[03:49] Martes
    Let's put him to bed underground.
[03:51] Equa
    I'm sorry, Ulula-san.
[03:54] Equa
    We'll do your share of
    the work while you rest.
[04:06] Feles
    Where are the clients?
[04:07] Equa
    In that building there.
[04:18] Pengians
    Pen!
[04:19] Pengians
    Pen!
[04:27] Mirpen
    Standard human citizens?
    You don't see that every day.
SIGN    <PARTY ID>
    
    <Name: Equa>
    <Job: Sports Reporter>
    <Birthday: 7.11.17 Heisei>
    <Validity: 7.11.4 Reiwa>
    <Residence: East Ikebukuro>
[04:31] Mirpen
    And you work as sports reporters?
[04:34] Martes
    We have an appointment to interview
    Mikhail-san from the Sunshine Troupe!
[04:40] Mirpen
    Mikhail? Did you say Mikhail?
[04:44] Equa
    We did. Do you know him?
[04:48] Mirpen
    No.
[04:50] Mirpen
    You may pass.
[04:54] Martes
    What was that guy's deal?
[04:59] Mikhail
    That was too slow! Start over from part B!
[05:05] Mikhail
    Still too slow! Again!
[05:08] Mikhail
    Do you think you can impress an audience
    with a performance like that?!
[05:11] Mikhail
    Again!
[05:14] Martes
    Whoa.
[05:16] Equa
    This is the foremost ballet
    troupe in East Ikebukuro.
[05:18] Pengians
    Pen!
[05:19] Pengians
    Pen!
[05:24] Mikhail
    Repeat that part until
    you've got it perfect!
[05:27] Pengians
    Pen!
[05:34] Mikhail
    We'll stand out here. Follow me.
[05:49] Mikhail
    Our performances are art.
[05:53] Equa
    Of course.
[05:55] Mikhail
    My aesthetic sense demands perfection
    down to the angle of every beak.
[06:00] Mikhail
    Every drop of splashing water in
    our little universe is calculated.
[06:05] Equa
    I see.
[06:08] Mikhail
    But the Party's censors
    do nothing but complain.
[06:12] Mikhail
    They keep rejecting our ideas.
[06:15] Mikhail
    Our artistry is lost on them.
[06:19] Equa
    I see!
[06:26] Feles
    Huh?!
[06:28] Feles
    He's adorable!
[06:33] Mikhail
    What is it? Has my beauty bewitched you?
[06:37] Feles
    Oh, no, um...
[06:43] Equa
    In other words, you're fleeing in
    search of freedom of expression?
[06:48] Equa
    You want to escape to the West, even if
    it costs you your cushy ballet lifestyle?
[06:53] Mikhail
    That's exactly right.
[06:55] Mikhail
    Although it will mean
    betraying a close friend.
[07:06] Equa
    Then please place your thumbprint here.
SIGN    Client:    Mikhail        (seal)
SIGN    Written Consent to Run Away
SIGN    Client:    Mikhail        (seal)
[07:13] Mikhail
    But I'm not the only one who wants to leave.
[07:16] Mikhail
    There are 18 of us.
[07:18] Mikhail
    How will you extract us all to the West?
[07:21] Equa
    We'll run a tether from the roof of
    this building to West Ikebukuro.
[07:26] Equa
    Then, you'll just slide over on a pulley.
[07:33] Mikhail
    Are you sure that will work?
[07:34] Equa
    We do this all the time.
[07:36] Equa
    Although we do have a plan B,
     if you're concerned.
[07:41] Mikhail
    No. Go ahead with this one.
[07:44] Equa
    In that case, we'll make our
    move at midnight tonight.
[07:54] Feles
    What's the "plan B" you told him you had?
[07:58] Equa
    It's, well...
[08:04] Mirpen
    Sports reporters?
[08:07] Mirpen
    I checked around, and you're not registered.
[08:11] Mirpen
    You're under arrest on
    suspicion of espionage!
[08:15] Equa
    No violence.
[08:17] Feles
    But...
[08:18] Equa
    Please run.
[08:49] Martes
    How could Equa-senpai be so reckless?
[08:52] (Flashback) Martes
    Equa-senpai!
[08:54] (Flashback) Feles
    This way! Hurry!
[08:55] (Flashback) Martes
    Senpai!
[08:59] Alga
    The little lady wasn't being reckless.
[09:01] Alga
    She made the right call.
[09:03] Martes
    Like hell she did!
    Equa-senpai ended up getting caught!
[09:09] Feles
    We would all have been captured otherwise.
[09:14] Feles
    Let's assess the situation first,
    then decide what to do about it.
[09:18] Feles
    Got that?
[09:20] Martes
    I'm not so sure.
[09:23] Feles
    About what?
[09:24] Martes
    You're weirdly calm. Aren't you worried?
[09:26] Feles
    Of course I am!
[09:30] Feles
    More importantly, what are
    the secret police up to?
[09:33] Alga
    They put the Sunshine
    Building on high alert.
[09:36] Alga
    We can forget about our original plan now.
[09:40] Feles
    And the clients?
[09:41] Alga
    Mikhail and his troupe got off
    with a light interrogation.
[09:44] Feles
    That's all?
[09:45] Alga
    The ballet is a mark of
    prestige for the East.
[09:48] Alga
    They can't come down too hard on it.
[09:50] Feles
    Still, it's odd. They caught
    on to us too quickly.
[09:53] Martes
    Maybe we just stand out in
    a town full of penguins.
[09:57] Feles
    I think there's more to it.
[09:59] Feles
    We might have a leak.
[10:05] Mirpen
    So, you insist that you don't
    know anything about this woman?
[10:11] Mikhail
    I just gave her an interview.
[10:14] Mirpen
    Oh-ho?
[10:16] Mirpen
    We've been friends since elementary school.
[10:19] Mirpen
    You became an artist,
    and I joined the secret police.
[10:22] Mirpen
    But while our chosen paths differ,
    we've told each other a lot.
[10:26] Mikhail
    What about it?
[10:29] Mirpen
    You've seemed dissatisfied with
    your programs at the pool lately.
[10:39] Mirpen
    Are you hoping to defect to the West?
[10:42] Mikhail
    Don't be ridiculous!
[10:45] Mirpen
    You'd have no censors to deal with there.
[10:48] Mirpen
    Did their nonsense about
    "freedom of expression" attract you?
[10:53] Mikhail
    I know I've complained,
[10:56] Mikhail
    but I only said those things
    because I trust you as a friend!
[11:02] Mirpen
    If you betray the Party,
    you're not my friend anymore.
[11:09] Mirpen
    Mikhail, don't imagine
[11:12] Mirpen
    that you can get away from me.
[11:18] Mirpen
    I'll catch the rest of the spies,
    so prepare for the consequences.
[11:24] Mikhail
    Mirpen...
[11:36] Mikhail
    Mirpen!
[11:38] Mikhail
    You have every right to be angry,
[11:40] Mikhail
    but I can't compromise.
[11:42] Mikhail
    In order to pursue true art, I must—
[11:47] Martes
    Excuse us.
[11:48] Alga
    Internal security was surprisingly lax.
[11:51] Mikhail
    Wh-What are you doing here?
[11:53] Feles
    We couldn't risk a phone call,
    so we came to talk in person.
[11:59] Mikhail
    Did you hear that whole conversation?
[12:02] Feles
    Of course.
[12:03] Feles
    Now I understand how they
    caught onto us so quickly.
[12:08] Martes
    I can't believe you and that secret
    police penguin are buddies.
[12:12] Mikhail
    You've got it wrong! I—
[12:14] Martes
    Quit your yapping! We're breaking her out!
SIGN    <PARTY ID>
    
    <Name: Equa>
    <Job: Sports Reporter>
    <Birthday: 7.11.17 Heisei>
    <Validity: 7.11.4 Reiwa>
    <Residence: East Ikebukuro>
[12:19] Mirpen
    This ID of yours
[12:22] Mirpen
    is so well made that I can
    hardly tell it's a fake.
[12:26] Mirpen
    How did you do it?
[12:27] Equa
    I'm sure the forger will
    be delighted to hear it.
[12:30] Equa
    They seemed rather proud of it.
[12:33] Mirpen
    That wasn't a compliment.
[12:35] Equa
    Oh, pardon me.
[12:37] Mirpen
    And what's that pass?
[12:40] Mirpen
    It's made with unknown technology.
[12:42] Equa
    Oh, it's really not as special as—
[12:46] Mirpen
    Even your DNA data is full of mysteries.
[12:49] Mirpen
    You're not a therianthrope
    or a standard human.
[12:51] Mirpen
    I can't even tell if you're human at all.
[12:56] Mirpen
    An analysis of your telomeres
    puts your age at 300.
[13:00] Mirpen
    Or 17.
[13:03] Mirpen
    Or 56,700,000,000.
[13:07] Mirpen
    Basically, your genes make no sense!
[13:11] Mirpen
    Tell me! Who the hell are you?!
[13:15] Equa
    Well... I'm not exactly sure myself, so...
[13:27] Mirpen
    But there's one thing I am certain of.
[13:30] Mirpen
    You're an extractor, aren't you?
[13:34] Equa
    Um, well...
[13:37] Equa
    Yes. I'm impressed you saw through me.
[13:39] Mirpen
    I knew it. The secret police
    records include reports
[13:44] Mirpen
    that expert extractors have aided
    numerous defectors in the past.
[13:49] Equa
    I'm honored that you think so highly of us.
[13:51] Mirpen
    Like I said, that wasn't a compliment!
[13:53] Equa
    Oh, I'm so sorry.
[13:57] Mirpen
    Why do you do it?
[13:59] Equa
    Excuse me?
[14:00] Mirpen
    Here, their livelihoods are assured.
[14:03] Mirpen
    No one in their right mind
    would go to the West.
[14:08] Equa
    I just want to help people who
    find where they are suffocating.
[14:14] Mirpen
    And you don't care if they
    die in the gutter afterward?
[14:20] Mirpen
    A bird that escapes its
    cage can't live long.
[14:23] Mirpen
    So, why let them go?
    They'll just end up dead!
[14:28] Equa
    I'm not sure how to take
    that, coming from a penguin.
[14:34] Mirpen
    I refuse to play along with
    any more of your games.
[14:38] Mirpen
    Now, answer me!
[14:40] Equa
    Please take two steps back.
[14:43] Mirpen
    What are you—
[14:44] Equa
    Please just do it.
[15:18] Alga
    She's in the fifth floor interrogation room.
[15:21] Martes
    Okay. I'm on my way.
[15:23] Feles
    Mikhail, get started.
[15:25] Mikhail
    R-Roger that!
[15:27] Pengians
    Pen!
[15:35] Pengians
    Pen...
[15:44] Head Guard
    Th-They're not just
    attacking the front gate.
[15:47] Head Guard
    Shells seem to be striking the building
    from all sides, one after—Pen!
[15:51] Mirpen
    Start by assessing the situation!
[15:54] Mirpen
    Drones, focus on the gate! Officers,
    identify enemies in the vicinity!
[15:58] Mirpen
    No, not you! You stay here!
[16:00] Mirpen
    Send your subordinates to—
[16:02] Mirpen
    What? I can't hear you!
[16:07] Mirpen
    Hey! I can't hear you!
[16:13] Mirpen
    Has anyone seen the enemy?!
[16:16] Mirpen
    Find out if anyone has actually
    been shot, you nincompoops!
[16:21] Mirpen
    I know about the front gate!
    I mean anywhere else!
[16:24] Mirpen
    This might be someone's
    attempt at a diversion!
[16:30] Mirpen
    Forget it! Just wait there! I'm on my way!
[16:34] Mirpen
    What?! She's gone?!
[16:43] Feles
    I'm running low on ammo.
[16:47] Alga
    We're at our limit. Pull out.
[16:49] Feles
    No! We can't abandon her!
[16:53] Equa
    Abandon who?
[16:56] Alga
    Are you hurt, little lady?
[16:59] Equa
    I'm sorry I made you worry,
    Feles-san, Alga-san.
[17:04] Feles
    I-I wasn't exactly worried.
[17:08] Alga
    That's not how it looked to me.
[17:12] Equa
    So, what are our plans now?
[17:14] Feles
    Um...
[17:16] Alga
    We haven't decided.
[17:18] Equa
    In that case, follow me.
[17:27] Mikhail
    Hurry!
[17:33] Mirpen
    After them! Hunt them down!
[17:42] Feles
    Didn't you say you had a "plan B"?
[17:44] Equa
    I'm sorry. I hadn't actually thought of one.
[17:47] Feles
    What?!
[17:49] Equa
    But, um... this might work out.
[17:52] Alga
    The usual, then?
[17:53] Feles
    Huh?
[17:58] Equa
    Turn right at the second intersection,
    then drive straight.
[18:03] Mikhail
    But that will take us to—
[18:04] Equa
    Exactly! The Saikyo Line crossing!
[18:07] Feles
    What?!
[18:13] Mikhail
    I-If we keep going this way...
[18:15] Equa
    Straight ahead.
[18:16] Mikhail
    But...
[18:17] Equa
    Go faster. Full speed ahead.
[18:19] Feles
    Hang on! You can't be serious about—
[18:25] Equa
    Don't worry. Believe in me.
[18:28] Martes
    Of course, I believe in you...
[18:39] Mirpen
    Don't tell me they're suicidal?
[18:57] Mikhail
    We're done for! It's going to hit us!
[18:58] Equa
    Don't worry. It will only graze us.
[19:23] Mikhail
    W-We made it?
[19:27] Alga
    That's Fatal Luck—the little lady's
    power to predict the future.
[19:32] Alga
    Not even I know how it works, though.
[19:39] Mirpen
    No one should be able to predict
    when this crossing will be clear.
[19:46] Mirpen
    But that woman did it.
[19:50] Mirpen
    Who on earth is she?
[19:54] Mikhail
    Farewell, my friend.
[19:57] Equa
    Are you all right?
[19:59] Mikhail
    I have no regrets.
[20:01] Mikhail
    After all,
[20:02] Mikhail
    we've finally made it to
    the world of the West!
[20:07] Mikhail
    We're free! We're in a free
    world with no censors!
[20:13] Mikhail
    And here, we'll pursue true art!
[21:54] Mikhail
    Our bottoms are freezing!
[21:58] Mikhail
    Pen pen pen pen!
[22:00] Pengians
    Pen!
[22:01] Pengians
    Pen!
[22:02] Pengians
    Pen!
[22:06] Mikhail
    Thank you.
[22:08] Mikhail
    This... This is...
[22:10] Mikhail
    Slappy-slappy Punch!
[22:16] Martes
    Slappy-slappy! Slappy-slappy!
[22:20] Feles
    This is "true art"?
[22:22] Mikhail
    Slappy-slappy Punch!
[22:26] Mirpen
    Mikhail...
[22:30] Mirpen
    You went so far as defecting to the West...
[22:34] Mirpen
    to do this?!
[22:43] Equa
    Mikhail-san is working
    hard to become a success.
[22:46] Equa
    I'm so impressed with him.
[22:49] Martes
    Capitalism is rough!

E4 - You Can't Run from Democracy
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SIGN    What we love about Equa-senpai!!!
SIGN    The nape of her neck
     Her personality (magnificent)
     The way she used a vacuum cleaner
     Her lips
     Her hair (beautiful)
     Her face when she sleeps
     Basically, everything
     The dimples on her butt
     Her biceps
     The way she sounds when she's bothered (Totally)
     The shape of her ears
     Onigiri
     Her pen case
     Her groin when she does warm-up exercises (?)
     Her ribbon looks great on her!
     She stumbles a little when she puts her socks on
     Her lips when she says "food"
     Her taste in summer clothes! (And spring clothes!) (And mourning clothes!)
     The 0.3 mm mechanical pencil she bought but hasn't used much
     The cheerful way she slurped her ramen one time when she was hungry!
SIGN    Martes
SIGN    Equa-senpai
[00:20] Chairwoman
    Ahem. Martes's Mental Parliament
    is now in session.
SIGN    Martes's Mental Parliament
    Special Session No. 162
[00:26] Chairwoman
    Our order of business is, once again,
    our relationship with Equa-senpai.
[00:33] Extremist A
    We should tackle her and hold her down!
SIGN    Marte Patriot Party (extremist)
    MP Marte
[00:38] Crowd (for)
    Yeah!
[00:41] Crowd (against)
    Boo!
[00:44] Extremist A
    As you see here, GDP is up
    eight percent over last year.
SIGN    Great
SIGN    Devotion
SIGN    Power
[00:50] Extremist A
    Our national economy can no longer
    function without Equa-senpai.
[00:54] Extremist A
    Pushing her down is a historical necessity!
[00:57] Extremists
    Yay!
[00:58] Opposition
    Boo! Boo!
[01:02] Moderate A
    That would be an invasion, plain and simple!
SIGN    Marte Citizens' Party (moderate)
    MP Marte
[01:07] Moderate A
    It would be unilateral aggression!
    We lack Equa-senpai's consent!
[01:12] Extremist B
    Back off, hypocrite!
[01:16] Moderate B
    But our nation lacks the military
    strength to push her down!
[01:20] Extremist C
    We won't know unless we try!
[01:22] Extremist C
    Let's tackle her ASAP!
[01:24] Moderate C
    You're obsessed with pushing her down.
[01:26] Moderate C
    That's a strong start, but what
    are you going to do next?
[01:31] Extremist A
    We'll, um, well...
[01:33] Extremist B
    We'll be kind of lovey-dovey.
[01:35] Extremist C
    Or maybe, you know, make out.
[01:37] Moderate A
    How scandalous! You should
    be ashamed of yourselves.
[01:43] Anti-Undies A
    Excuse me.
[01:46] Anti-Undies A
    Excuse me!
[01:48] Chairwoman
    MP Marte, you have the floor.
[01:52] Anti-Undies A
    Go commando.
[01:54] Chairwoman
    Huh?
[01:57] Anti-Undies A
    How about going commando?
SIGN    Anti-Undies Party (fringe)    
    MP Marte
[02:04] Chairwoman
    I'm sorry, I don't quite follow.
[02:08] Anti-Undies A
    We'll seduce Equa-senpai.
[02:10] Equa
    Huh?
[02:11] Anti-Undies A
    If we come on strong,
    she'll be head over heels.
[02:11] Equa
    What? Hang on.
[02:15] Equa
    Oh, Martes-san...
[02:17] Anti-Undies A
    Then she'll be as good as ours!
[02:20] Equa
    Martes-san! Martes-san!
[02:20] Extremist B
    That's nonsense!
[02:22] Moderate B
    This is why I hate fringe parties.
[02:24] Equa
    Martes-san! Martes-san?
[02:25] Extremist C
    That kind of love is science fiction!
[02:28] Moderate C
    Propose something more achievable!
[02:30] Equa
    Martes-san!
[02:41] Client
    Eek!
[02:42] Equa
    Have you been listening, Martes-san?
[02:44] Martes
    Sorry. I was kind of lost in thought.
[02:47] Feles
    At a time like this?!
[02:49] Alga
    I bet you were thinking
    about something naughty.
[02:53] Martes
    Fat chance!
[02:54] Ulula
    Woof?
[02:56] Equa
    Stop that, all of you.
[02:58] Martes
    Equa-senpai...
[02:59] Equa
    There's nothing naughty about Martes-san.
[03:03] Equa
    Right?
[03:04] Martes
    Oh, well, I might be
    reasonably naughty, actu—Hm?
SIGN    Estab Life: Great Escape
[04:46] Chairwoman A
    Ahem.
SIGN    Martes's Mental Parliament
    Special Session No. 163
[04:47] Chairwoman A
    This emergency meeting of
    parliament is now in session.
[04:51] Chairwoman A
    Our order of business is, um...
[04:54] Chairwoman A
    our future course of action.
SIGN    You Can't Run from Democracy
[04:59] Moderate A
    What are you talking about?!
[05:01] Moderate A
    An enemy attack has split
    our nation clean in two!
[05:04] Moderate A
    And we alone have been left
    behind in the Ueno Cluster.
[05:09] Chairwoman A
    Parts of us have been scattered before,
[05:13] Chairwoman A
    but being split in half like
    this is a new predicament.
[05:18] Moderate A
    Yes! Split in half! And to make
    matters worse, those extremists
[05:22] Moderate A
    are with Equa-senpai!
[05:25] Moderate A
    They escaped together! How will
    we overcome this dilemma?!
[05:30] Moderate B
    The extremists will tackle
    Equa-senpai for sure!
[05:34] Moderate C
    We're done for!
[05:37] Anti-Undies A
    Then let's go commando.
[05:39] Chairwoman A
    Order! Order! The enemy is here!
[05:44] All
    Huh?!
[05:59] Mini-Martes A
    What am I gonna do now?
[06:05] Pu-Pu
    Pu?
[06:14] Man
    Thank you. Thank you. You saved me.
[06:18] Equa
    I'm so glad. Please enjoy your new life.
[06:22] Man
    Thank you so much.
[06:27] Man
    Bye now! Thank you!
[06:30] Alga
    Hey! We don't have much time
    to catch the Ooedo Line!
[06:34] Equa
    Oh! You're right.
[06:35] Feles
    Hurry!
[06:38] Equa
    Hm?
[06:45] Equa
    Martes-san, are you feeling all right?
[06:49] Mini-Martes B
    Oh... Yes.
[06:51] Equa
    Excuse me.
[07:11] Feles
    Is she okay?
[07:13] Equa
    Yes.
[07:14] Equa
    Martes-san, we made it to the station.
[07:26] Ticket Gate
    Present your pass immediately.
[07:35] Equa
    Hurry, Ulula-san! Show your pass!
[07:37] Ticket Gate
    Warning! Present your pass immediately!
[07:42] Ticket Gate
    Five, four, three, two, one...
[07:47] Ulula
    Bow-wow!
[07:56] Mecha Attendant
    We always appreciate your patronage.
[08:00] Alga
    We almost got to watch your execution,
    Dog Breath. What a shame.
[08:03] Ulula
    Woof woof!
[08:04] Feles
    Still, it would be so much easier if
    we could take clients on the subway.
[08:09] Alga
    No can do. They'd need passes.
[08:11] Feles
    Where do these passes come from, anyway?
[08:14] Alga
    A green ticket counter or some
    convenience store, or so I hear.
[08:17] Feles
    What's that mean? Are you making fun of me?
SIGN    Martes's Mental Parliament
    Emergency Special Session No. 163
[08:23] Chairwoman B
    This emergency meeting of
    parliament is now in session.
[08:27] Chairwoman B
    Our order of business is, um... It's...
[08:33] Extremist A
    Our time has come at last!
[08:36] Extremist A
    Behold! Those weak-willed pigs are gone!
[08:39] Extremist A
    We were resigned to be a
    minority by a mere few votes,
[08:42] Extremist A
    but now we're finally in control!
[08:45] Extremist A
    This means that we can push Equa-senpai
    down right out in the open!
[08:49] Crowd
    Yay!
[08:52] Chairwoman B
    You've raised that proposal before.
[08:54] Chairwoman B
    What will you do after 
    you push her down?
[08:57] Extremist A
    Huh? W-Well... Um...
[09:00] Extremist A
    We'll get kind of squishy-squishy, I guess.
[09:02] Chairwoman B
    Please be specific. What will
    you "get squishy-squishy" with?
[09:07] Extremist A
    Huh? Um... H-Her cheek, maybe?
[09:11] Chairwoman B
    Her cheek?! That's it?!
[09:14] Extremist B
    Objection!
[09:15] Extremist B
    That question isn't on
    this session's agenda!
[09:18] Extremist C
    Exactly! We should focus on what
    to do with our divided body!
[09:24] Extremist A
    Yes, they're right!
[09:26] Extremist A
    It's vital that we take this chance to get
    up close and personal with Equa-senpai!
[09:31] Extremist A
    It doesn't matter what we
    get squishy-squishy with!
[09:33] Extremist A
    It can be her cheek, or even her boobs!
SIGN    CHEEK
SIGN    BOOBS
[09:35] Chairwoman B
    Her boobs?
[09:37] Extremist A
    Citizens, lend me your ears!
[09:39] Extremist A
    Rise up! The time to conquer
    Equa-senpai is here at last!
[09:46] Extremist A
    Do not hesitate! Tackle
    her with all our might!
[09:51] Extremist A
    Do it now!
[09:53] Extremist A
    This very moment!
[09:57] Equa
    Martes-san?
[09:59] Mini-Martes B
    I can't push her.
[10:02] Equa
    Um...
[10:04] Mini-Martes B
    I can't knock her down.
[10:07] Equa
    There, there.
[10:09] Feles
    What's up?
[10:10] Equa
    Nothing really. I just felt like it.
[10:13] Extremist A
    We can't push her down!
[10:18] Extremist A
    This was our time! Our chance! So why?!
[10:22] Extremist A
    Is this a moderate conspiracy?!
[10:24] Chairwoman B
    We just don't have enough body mass.
[10:26] Extremist B
    She's treating us like a little kid.
[10:27] Chairwoman B
    She's always done that.
[10:29] Extremist C
    We just need more motivation!
[10:31] Extremist C
    Go straight for her boobs!
[10:33] Chairwoman B
    I'm going to strike that
    remark from the record.
[10:35] Extremist A
    Either way, we're lucky
    we got on the Ooedo Line.
[10:38] Extremist A
    Now we can go back home
    without the other half.
[10:41] Extremist B
    Exactly. The moderates are
    stranded in the forests of Ueno!
[10:45] Extremist B
    Serves them right!
[10:46] Extremist C
    I hope they perish puking blood after
    getting punched by a panda!
[10:56] Pu-Pu
    You have nowhere to go, pu?
[10:59] (Flashback) Pu-Pu
    In that case, missy, come with me, pu.
[11:05] (Flashback) Pu-Pu
    Pu!
[11:15] Pu-Pu
    This is the Animal Forest of Ueno.
[11:18] Pu-Pu
    It's the last refuge for people
    with nowhere left to run, pu.
[11:25] Mini-Martes A
    Don't you have homes?
[11:27] Pu-Pu
    We all sleep over there, pu.
[11:32] Pu-Pu
    It's a nice place, pu.
[11:35] Mini-Martes A
    You sleep...over there?
SIGN    St. Yushima
     Academy
[11:51] Head Teacher
    Excuse me, Equa-san?
[11:55] Equa
    Yes?
[11:56] Head Teacher
    Who is this child?
[11:58] Equa
    She's Martes-san, a first-year.
[12:00] Head Teacher
    But this is a second-year class.
[12:03] Equa
    I think she really wants
    to sit in on your class.
[12:07] Equa
    Right?
[12:09] Chairwoman B
    Do we agree?
[12:11] Extremist A
    No! That teacher is in our way!
[12:13] Extremist A
    Let's scare her off!
[12:18] Head Teacher
    She's totally snarling at me.
[12:29] Feles
    She's all over you.
[12:32] Equa
    She's been like this no
    matter where I bring her.
[12:35] Equa
    I'm not sure whether I'm
    more happy or embarrassed.
[12:39] Feles
    If she's bothering you,
    just kick her to the curb.
[12:41] Equa
    Don't be silly.
[12:42] Equa
    She's just so cute, I don't
    know what to do with her.
[12:44] Extremist A
    Did you hear that, ladies?!
    She called us "cute"!
[12:49] Extremist B
    Yes! I can die happy!
[12:51] Extremist C
    I've got no regrets!
[12:53] Anti-Undies
    Go commando! Go commando!
[12:54] Chairwoman B
    Order! Order!
[12:56] Chairwoman B
    That gunslinger suspects us.
[12:59] Feles
    I think she's been acting strange
    since she got bisected in Ueno.
[13:04] Equa
    That's true. She doesn't
    seem like her usual self.
[13:09] Feles
    I don't know much about demihumans,
[13:11] Feles
    but maybe the other half
    of her is still in Ueno.
[13:16] Extremist A
    Mind your own business!
[13:17] Extremist B
    Let's shut her up.
[13:19] Extremist C
    Killing her works, too!
[13:21] Equa
    Martes-san?
[13:24] Feles
    What was that for?
[13:26] Equa
    Is she there?
[13:27] Feles
    Huh?
[13:28] Equa
    Your other half is still there, isn't she?
[13:32] Feles
    I thought so. But why hide it?
[13:35] Equa
    Feles-san!
[13:36] Feles
    Don't tell me you're going to Ueno!
[13:38] Equa
    Of course I am! We have to go back for her!
[13:49] Moderate B
    Her chest...
[13:51] Moderate C
    Her ankles...
[13:52] Extremist A
    Her smooth skin...
[13:54] Moderate B
    When she eats donuts...
[13:56] Moderate C
    The way she coughs...
[13:57] Extremist A
    Her brain waves—especially her beta waves...
[14:00] Extremist A
    Um... How many does that make?
[14:03] Chairwoman A
    385 in the past 20 hours.
[14:07] Chairwoman A
    Listing our favorite things about
    Equa-senpai to kill time is getting us nowhere.
[14:12] Chairwoman A
    Isn't this enough?
[14:15] Crowd
    Wait. Hang on a sec.
[14:16] Crowd
    Easy for you to say.
[14:17] Crowd
    You know?
[14:17] Crowd
    Yeah.
[14:18] Crowd
    Then, that means...
[14:21] Crowd
    That means...
[14:22] Crowd
    Hm...
[14:22] Moderate A
    You want us to put up with this situation?
[14:22] Crowd
    Wait. But then...
[14:25] Chairwoman A
    It is relatively comfortable.
[14:31] Pu-Pu
    Martes-chan, you seem down, pu.
[14:34] Pu-Pu
    What's on your mind, pu?
[14:36] Mini-Martes A
    Oh, well...
[14:38] Chairwoman A
    What more could you possibly ask for?
[14:41] Moderate A
    We've got no return pass.
[14:44] Moderate B
    We've got no money or ID.
[14:47] Moderate C
    And worst of all...
[14:58] All
    Equa-senpai isn't here!
SIGN    Ueno Station
[15:14] Equa
    All right, let's hurry up and find
    the other half of Martes-san.
[15:17] Feles
    But how?
[15:19] Ulula
    Bow-wow.
[15:23] Equa
    We're counting on you, Ulula-san.
[15:27] Extremist B
    She's using Dog Breath to hunt us down?
[15:30] Extremist C
    Not good. She'll find the body
    with the moderates in it.
[15:33] Extremist A
    Calm down, ladies!
[15:35] Extremist A
    This will actually work in our favor.
[15:38] Chairwoman B
    How so?
[15:39] Extremist A
    That should be obvious.
[15:41] Extremist A
    We'll slaughter those filthy
    moderates on sight!
[15:44] Anti-Undies
    Go commando! Go commando! Go commando!
[15:59] Alga
    That guy's got bigger balls than I do.
[16:02] Feles
    Huh?
[16:16] Ulula
    Arf? Arf!
[16:17] Equa
    Martes-san!
SIGN    Absent
[16:43] Moderate A
    So, the extremists had the same idea we did.
[16:46] Moderate B
    But at the same time, with the same weapon?
[16:48] Extremist C
    They fight as dirty as I'd expect,
    considering we're the same person.
[16:51] Extremist A
    Don't stop attacking!
[17:03] Pu-Pu
    Martes-chan?!
[17:09] Alga
    This is ridiculous!
[17:10] Equa
    How could Martes-san do that to herself?
[17:13] Feles
    Do they hate each other because
    they're similar—I mean, identical?
[17:27] Equa
    Oh! Both Martes-sans!
[17:28] Feles
    They're the same person.
[17:57] Mini-Martes B
    I'll put an end to this here.
[17:59] Mini-Martes B
    You're going away for good!
[18:01] Mini-Martes A
    You took the words out of my mouth.
[18:04] Mini-Martes A
    This is the day you die.
[18:05] Mini-Martes B
    I love Equa-senpai more!
[18:08] Mini-Martes A
    No, I love her way more!
[18:10] Mini-Martes A & B
    Basically, I can't stand you!
[18:17] Mini-Martes B
    You creep!
[18:19] Mini-Martes A
    You slime!
[18:21] Mini-Martes B
    We both are!
[18:35] Mini-Martes A
    I'll never let you have Equa-senpai!
[18:37] Mini-Martes B
    I'm fighting for Equa-senpai, too!
[18:59] Equa
    That's quite enough!
[19:02] Mini-Martes A & B
    Huh?
[19:03] Equa
    You need to make up, Martes-san.
    And you too, Martes-san.
[19:08] Equa
    If you go on fighting like that, you'll—
[19:11] Equa
    Huh?
[19:13] Martes
    S-Senpai!
[19:19] Feles
    Equa!
[19:20] Ulula
    Eh-wah!
[19:20] Mini-Martes A
    Equa-senpai!
[19:22] Mini-Martes B
    Give me your hand!
[19:22] Mini-Martes A
    Stretch your hand out farther!
[19:24] Mini-Martes A
    I already am! You stretch yours more!
[19:27] Mini-Martes B
    Hurry up or we won't be
    able to save Equa-senpai!
[19:30] Mini-Martes A
    What do you expect me to do?! I'm too small!
[19:32] Mini-Martes A
    That makes it your fault!
[19:34] Mini-Martes B
    You say sorry first!
[19:36] Equa
    Martes-san...
[19:37] Mini-Martes A & B
    Equa-senpai!
[19:41] Equa
    Please try to get along.
[19:50] Chairwoman A & B
    If both parties cooperate,
    we'll have enough mass to reach her.
[19:54] Chairwoman A & B
    Make your decision!
[20:04] Feles
    Equa!
[20:18] Equa
    Martes-san...
[20:21] Equa
    Are you all right now?
[20:24] Martes
    Yes.
[20:25] Martes
    I'm, um... sorry.
[20:30] Equa
    What for?
[20:32] Martes
    I mean...
[20:33] Martes
    I made all kinds of trouble for you.
[20:37] Martes
    That's just how I am.
[20:39] Martes
    When I split in two,
    I turn cunning and wicked.
[20:44] Equa
    You're not cunning or wicked.
[20:46] Martes
    Huh?!
[20:47] Equa
    Being torn between two ideas is normal.
[20:51] Equa
    You're still you, even when you split apart.
[20:56] Equa
    Besides, I have times like that myself.
[20:58] Martes
    Huh?!
[21:00] Equa
    In any case, I love every
    side of you, Martes-san.
[21:05] Martes
    What?
[21:06] Equa
    I mean it! Really and truly!
[21:14] Martes
    Senpai! I love you even more!
[21:17] Martes
    Lots and lots more!
[21:19] Crowd
    Yay!

E5 - You Can't Run from the Goddess
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[00:05] Schoolgirl A
    See you later.
[00:07] Schoolgirl B
    Yeah, bye!
[00:09] Feles
    Remember, I haven't had a break in ages.
[00:13] Equa
    I know, but—
[00:15] Martes
    Equa-senpai!
[00:16] Equa
    Martes-san...
[00:18] Martes
    What are you talking about?
[00:19] Equa
    Feles-san and I were chatting about work.
[00:21] Martes
    Oh, Feles-senpai. I didn't see you there.
[00:24] Feles
    I've been in full view this whole time.
[00:26] Equa
    Perfect timing. I'd like you
    to see this too, Martes-san.
[00:30] Martes
    You got it!
[00:32] Equa
    Good. Thank you so much.
[00:35] Equa
    This time, we'll be going
    to the Odaiba Cluster.
[00:38] Equa
    Our client is named Vivaldi-san.
[00:41] Martes
    Odaiba! Woo-hoo!
[00:43] Feles
    What's in Odaiba?
[00:45] Martes
    Don't you know? Odaiba is
    all about hot springs!
[00:50] Feles
    Hot springs?!
[00:51] Martes
    The whole cluster is full
    of all kinds of them.
[00:55] Martes
    And that's not all!
[01:00] Anti-Undies Marte
    Hot springs! A naked paradise!
SIGN    Anti-Undies Party (fringe)    
    MP Marte
[01:03] Anti-Undies Marte
    A chance to see Equa-senpai go commando!
SIGN    Estab Life: Great Escape
SIGN    You Can't Run from the Goddess
[02:43] Equa
    Is everyone ready?
[02:45] Martes
    Yes, Senpai! A final check?
[02:48] Martes
    I'm good to go!
[02:50] Martes
    What about you?
[02:51] Ulula
    Bow-wow!
[02:52] Alga
    I have none equipped today.
[02:54] Martes
    You never do!
[02:56] Feles
    What are you all talking about?
[03:00] Martes
    Hm?
[03:02] Martes
    Equa-senpai! I don't think
    she's taken hers off at all!
[03:06] Feles
    Huh? What? What do you mean?
[03:09] Equa
    Underwear is forbidden
    in the Odaiba Cluster.
SIGN    The wearing of underpants is prohibited in the Odaiba Cluster.
[03:14] Equa
    See? "The wearing of underpants is
    prohibited in the Odaiba Cluster."
SIGN    PROHIBITED
[03:21] Feles
    Excuse me?! Underwear is banned?!
[03:24] Feles
    What?!
[03:25] Martes
    I knew it. She had no clue.
[03:27] Equa
    It's her first visit,
    so you can't blame her.
[03:29] Feles
    Huh? Hang on!
[03:31] Feles
    Don't tell me...
[03:34] Feles
    You all took yours off?
[03:36] Equa
    Yes. That's the rule.
[03:38] Feles
    No way! What's wrong with this cluster?!
[03:40] Martes
    There's nothing we can do about it.
[03:42] Martes
    Is there, Equa-senpai?
[03:44] Equa
    Nope.
[03:46] Feles
    Y-You really took yours off?
[03:48] Equa
    Do you want me to show you?
[03:50] Feles
    Stop!
[03:51] Equa
    Now, please take yours off.
[03:53] Feles
    Hey.
[03:54] Equa
    You can keep your shorts as long
    as you remove your underwear.
[04:00] Feles
    H-Here? Right now?
[04:03] Martes
    If you need to change,
[04:04] Martes
    do it in there!
[04:09] Feles
    What?!
[04:15] Equa
    All right, everybody.
[04:17] Equa
    We've arrived.
[04:19] Equa
    This is the Odaiba Cluster.
[04:21] Martes
    Hot springs!
[04:24] Feles
    Wow.
[04:26] Feles
    That Ferris wheel...
SIGN    Paradise
[04:28] Equa
    Has baths installed.
[04:30] Martes
    The beach has sand baths!
[04:33] Feles
    I see Mt. Fuji in the distance.
    Is that a backdrop?
[04:36] Equa
    It's projected on the walls.
[04:38] Feles
    And houseboats, too?
[04:39] Martes
    Talk about ambiance!
[04:41] Feles
    It seems like a comfy place to live.
[04:46] Resident
    H-Huh?
[04:49] Alga
    I might rust if we stay too long.
[04:52] Ulula
    Arf!
[04:53] Alga
    Who're you calling "junk"?
[04:54] Ulula
    Arf...
[04:56] Martes
    Senpai, let's hop into a bath first thing.
[04:59] Equa
    Our client is waiting for us.
[05:01] Martes
    How about afterward?
[05:03] Equa
    Of course, if we have time.
[05:05] Martes
    Ya-hoo!
[05:07] Feles
    Our client is a priestess, right?
[05:09] Feles
    Where does she live?
[05:11] Equa
    Over there, in Odaiba Temple.
[05:14] Feles
    That's a temple?
[05:18] Alga
    What's the world coming to if
    priestesses want to run away?
[05:21] Martes
    Why would she want to escape
    such a great cluster?!
[05:25] Equa
    Everyone has their own issues.
[05:28] Equa
    It's the goddess statue!
[05:30] Feles
    What goddess?
[05:31] Equa
    I hear it represents this
    cluster's moderator.
[05:35] Equa
    People gather to pray in the
    square in front of the statue.
[05:38] Martes
    Do you think that goddess
    is going commando, too?
[05:43] Equa
    I wonder.
[05:46] Feles
    Hm? Huh? What?!
[05:48] Resident A
    That person is an u-un...
[05:51] Resident B
    An under-wearer?!
[05:52] Resident C
    I thought they were a myth!
[05:54] Residents
    An under-wearer?
[05:55] Residents
    A deviant!
[05:57] Residents
    For real?
[05:58] Residents
    I've never seen one before.
[05:59] Residents
    Watch out!
[06:00] Residents
    The legendary...?
[06:02] Residents
    Don't look!
[06:02] Feles
    What?
[06:03] Residents
    It's possible!
[06:04] Martes
    Don't tell me you're still wearing yours.
[06:07] Equa
    Feles-san...
[06:08] Feles
    Huh? Well...
[06:10] Equa
    The people of Odaiba can tell
    if you're wearing underpants.
[06:13] Feles
    What kind of power is that?!
[06:15] Martes
    We told you to take them off earlier!
[06:18] Feles
    B-But...
[06:21] Feles
    I didn't want to.
[06:23] Resident A
    Remove those this instant!
[06:25] Resident B
    It's not too late to rethink your choices!
[06:27] Resident C
    Regain your humanity, under-wearer!
[06:30] Residents
    Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!
[06:34] Equa
    Let's get out of here for now!
[06:35] Feles
    Oh, um... I don't think
    I'm in the wrong here!
[06:38] Equa
    These are the rules in this cluster.
[06:42] Equa
    Feles-san! Please remove
    your underwear immediately.
[06:45] Feles
    No way!
[06:45] Equa
    They'll keep chasing us unless you do.
[06:51] Equa
    Feles-san!
[06:56] Feles
    Hang on!
[06:59] Equa
    Are you all right, Feles-san?!
[07:01] Feles
    How could I be?!
[07:03] Feles
    Hey! No pulling!
[07:05] Feles
    Wait! Put me down! Go away!
[07:09] Feles
    Stop! Stop!
[07:11] Feles
    I said, stop it!
[07:12] Equa
    You could get hurt if you struggle!
[07:13] Feles
    No one wants this!
[07:16] Martes
    Just go with the flow!
[07:18] Feles
    Come on! Help me out!
[07:20] Feles
    What's going on?
[07:22] Feles
    Oh, for the love of...
[07:32] Martes
    You've done it now.
[07:34] Feles
    Are you saying I should have
    just let them strip me?!
[07:38] Martes
    That's what we've been telling
    you this whole time.
[07:42] Feles
    I can't take any more.
[07:43] Alga
    New arrivals!
[07:45] Equa
    In any case, let's run!
[07:55] Martes
    In this town, wearing underwear is as bad as
    dancing naked in the middle of the street.
[08:03] Equa
    Unfortunately, it's only a matter
    of time until they find us.
[08:07] Alga
    Hardly professional conduct.
[08:08] Ulula
    Woof.
[08:10] Martes
    I don't want to die for 
    your underwear, Feles-senpai.
[08:14] Feles
    Seriously?
[08:16] Equa
    Feles-san, it's not too late.
[08:19] Equa
    Take off your underwear,
    and then let's enjoy this job.
[08:22] Feles
    Huh?
[08:25] Feles
    Um...
[08:27] Feles
    Give me a second.
[08:29] Equa
    All right.
[08:33] Feles
    Here.
[08:35] Equa
    Good. Your underwear is safe in my care.
[08:40] Feles
    Don't say it out loud!
[08:42] Equa
    I'll take good care of these panties.
[08:47] Feles
    Why me?
[08:56] Vivaldi
    Pure and righteous people of Odaiba!
[08:59] Vivaldi
    Remember the words of the goddess!
[09:02] Vivaldi
    "Wear them not."
[09:05] Vivaldi
    The goddess went commando in fair
    weather and foul to set an example!
[09:14] Vivaldi
    Disaster shall surely befall all
    those who doubt the goddess!
[09:18] Vivaldi
    Someone once sought to peek
    beneath Her robe and check.
[09:22] Vivaldi
    A swarm of a thousand panties afflicted
    them with the itching plague!
[09:30] Vivaldi
    Even more terrible punishments await
    those who dare to wear underpants!
[09:35] Resident A
    Lady Vivaldi!
[09:37] Vivaldi
    What's wrong?!
[09:38] Resident A
    A suspicious woman just appeared,
    and she was wearing p-p-panties.
[09:46] Resident
    This presages disaster.
[09:50] Vivaldi
    There is nothing to fear!
[09:53] Vivaldi
    The goddess sees all.
[09:55] Vivaldi
    Her divine wrath shall always
    overtake the wicked.
[10:01] Vivaldi
    Let us pray. De nude!
[10:04] Residents
    De nude! De nude! De nude! De nude! De nude!
[10:12] Residents
    De nude! De nude! De nude! De nude! De nude!
[10:26] Vivaldi
    My very own...
[10:29] Vivaldi
    undies.
[10:37] Equa
    Excuse us.
[10:38] Vivaldi
    N-No! It's n-not what it looks like!
[10:41] Equa
    Please don't worry. We're extractors.
[10:44] Equa
    We're here to help you.
[10:47] Vivaldi
    Oh!
[10:48] Vivaldi
    How long I've waited for you!
[10:51] Martes
    Are those panties you're holding?
[10:55] Vivaldi
    You see...
[10:58] Vivaldi
    I want to wear them!
[10:59] Vivaldi
    I-I know it's shameful, but I do.
[11:01] Feles
    No, that's normal!
[11:03] Vivaldi
    No. In this cluster, it is heretical.
[11:08] Vivaldi
    Freedom, equality, no underpants!
    Such is the Goddess of Odaiba's creed.
[11:14] Vivaldi
    The people sought freedom and airflow.
[11:16] Vivaldi
    The underwear they discarded after
    bathing affected the ecosystem, and...
[11:20] Martes
    Uh-huh...
[11:22] Equa
    And that's why you want to escape?
[11:23] Vivaldi
    It is! I can bear it no longer!
[11:26] Vivaldi
    I may wear underwear all the time
    in other clusters, may I not?
[11:30] Equa
    Of course.
[11:32] Equa
    Vivaldi-san, fleeing your cluster means
    abandoning your wealth and status.
[11:40] Equa
    Do you consent to that?
[11:46] Vivaldi
    I'm sure that the goddess
    will never forgive me,
[11:51] Vivaldi
    but my mind is made up.
[11:54] Vivaldi
    I will abandon my faith
    and flee with my undies.
[11:58] Equa
    I understand.
[11:59] Equa
    Then, please put your thumbprint here.
SIGN    Client: Vivaldi       (seal)
[12:02] Vivaldi
    I'm in your hands.
SIGN    Client:
SIGN    Client: Vivaldi
SIGN    Client: Vivaldi       (seal)
[12:10] Newscaster
    The suspicious individual wearing
    prohibited garments is still at large.
[12:14] Newscaster
    A search is ongoing.
SIGN    Description
SIGN      Late teens (estimated)
     Approximately 170cm
     Slender
     Large hair ties
     Armed with handguns
SIGN    Suspicious individual wearing prohibited garments at large    If sighted, report immediately
[12:16] Newscaster
    The individual is armed with
    handguns and extremely dangerous.
[12:21] Newscaster
    Please bring any potential leads
    to the nearest inspector.
[12:28] Martes
    What's wrong?
[12:29] Feles
    The wind! People will see.
[12:33] Martes
    Nothing I can do about that.
[12:35] Feles
    Have a heart!
[12:40] Equa
    Let's go over the escape route.
[12:42] Equa
    We'll reach the water bus
    via that boiler plant.
[12:46] Equa
    Alga-san, if you would?
[12:48] Alga
    Sure.
[12:50] Alga
    This should about cover it, little lady!
[12:53] Equa
    Vivaldi-san, we'll be passing through this
    uncertain area to reach our destination.
[13:00] Alga
    What a pain.
[13:05] Vivaldi
    Um... If you need a guide, I can help.
[13:09] Equa
    Thank you! Please do!
[13:11] Martes
    Basically, we're going through a
    building and escaping out to sea!
[13:15] Equa
    Yes, that's right! We'll take a
    boat from the water bus stand.
[13:19] Martes
    Got it!
[13:23] Equa
    Let's start by crossing to that building.
[13:37] Alga
    What are you waiting for?
[13:38] Feles
    It feels kind of breezy.
[13:41] Alga
    Get a move on.
[13:43] Feles
    That's easy for you to say.
[13:44] Alga
    Just hurry up.
[13:46] Feles
    F-Fine! This won't be so hard!
[13:51] Feles
    No way! No, no, no!
[13:54] Alga
    Pipe down!
[14:00] Equa
    Feles-san?
[14:01] Feles
    Don't look up! Look down! Down!
[14:07] Feles
    Hey, why am I in the lead?
[14:11] Equa
    Well, the enemy could be
    waiting to ambush us.
[14:17] Equa
    What's wrong?
[14:19] Feles
    Please don't look forward. You'll see.
[14:26] Feles
    Huh?
[14:28] Feles
    Wh-What's this?
[14:30] Feles
    What's a floor like this doing here?
[14:37] Feles
    Isn't there another way?!
[14:39] Martes
    Hurry up!
[14:41] Feles
    But someone will see!
[14:51] Martes
    Bam!
[14:52] Feles
    We finally made it out.
[15:00] Martes
    Oh, man. And after all that work
    we did to not get spotted, too.
[15:04] Feles
    What else could I have done?!
[15:07] Martes
    Here come more!
[15:08] Ulula
    Woof!
[15:09] Alga
    This looks bad!
[15:11] Equa
    There's nothing we can do! Let's hurry!
[15:13] Equa
    Get the boat ready.
[15:15] Feles
    Hurry!
[15:20] Equa
    Get in, everybody.
[15:22] Ulula
    Arf.
[15:22] Vivaldi
    Right!
[15:27] Alga
    I've got control of this boat!
[15:32] Equa
    It's about to get bumpy!
[15:41] Martes
    We're done for if this keeps up.
[15:43] Equa
    Feles-san, shoot them down!
[15:45] Feles
    I'm trying, but I'm at my limit!
[15:48] Martes
    Use that move with the weird name
    you pulled off in Shinjuku!
[15:52] Feles
    In this situation?!
[15:54] Feles
    I can't! Everyone will see!
[15:55] Martes
    Who cares if someone sees your butt?
[15:58] Feles
    There's just no way!
[16:00] Vivaldi
    Oh! All this for my wish to wear underpants!
[16:15] Martes
    Missiles incoming!
[16:26] Ulula
    Woof!
[16:30] Ulula
    Bow-wow-wow!
[16:33] Martes
    Nice going!
[16:36] Ulula
    Awoo!
[16:38] Equa
    Ulula-san!
[16:39] Martes
    Dog Breath!
[16:44] Martes
    Equa-senpai, there are a lot more on the way!
[16:46] Feles
    Just keep firing!
[16:49] Vivaldi
    Will we be all right?
[16:50] Alga
    What's our next move?!
[16:52] Equa
    I think this will work.
[16:53] Vivaldi
    Huh?!
[16:54] Alga
    Do it, little lady!
[16:56] Equa
    Right!
[16:57] Equa
    This will get us through!
[17:01] Feles
    We're heading for land?!
[17:03] Martes
    Equa-senpai!
[17:23] Martes
    There's still one left!
[17:36] Vivaldi
    Goddess?!
[17:51] Equa
    Are you all safe?
[17:52] Martes
    Ow, ow, ow...
[17:54] Martes
    I survived, but I don't know how.
[17:56] Feles
    I'm fine. More importantly,
    we need to get out of here!
[18:00] Vivaldi
    Huh?
[18:01] Vivaldi
    The goddess is...
[18:04] Martes
    Huh?
[18:07] Feles
    Why?
[18:08] Vivaldi
    Sh-She's...
[18:10] Vivaldi
    She's wearing
[18:12] Vivaldi
    panties?!
[18:14] Feles
    What?!
[18:27] Residents
    Underwear.
[18:28] Residents
    The itching plague is coming.
[18:30] Residents
    We'll suffer her divine retribution!
[18:32] Resident C
    Why?
[18:33] Resident D
    Actually...
[18:35] Resident E
    Why have we never noticed before?!
[18:37] Residents
    Th-Then...
[18:38] Residents
    How dreadful.
[18:39] Residents
    What was that proscription
    against underwear?!
[18:40] Residents
    I can see writing.
[18:41] Residents
    What's that?
[18:44] Resident A
    Lady Vivaldi!
[18:45] Resident D
    Lady Vivaldi!
[18:46] Vivaldi
    Is this... the word of the goddess?
[18:51] Vivaldi
    The seal was broken and the
    goddess remembered that
[18:56] Vivaldi
    there was a time when she
    wore underpants herself.
[19:03] Vivaldi
    My people, wear underpants.
[19:08] Vivaldi
    But only for one hour each day!
[19:12] Residents
    Undies for an hour a day!
[19:14] Residents
    Undies for an hour a day!
[19:17] Residents
    Undies for an hour a day!
[19:19] Residents
    Undies for an hour a day!
[19:21] Residents
    Undies for an hour a day!
[19:24] Residents
    Undies for an hour a day!
[19:26] Residents
    Undies for an hour a day!
[19:28] Residents
    Undies for an hour a day!
[19:35] Vivaldi
    We've taken a major step.
[19:37] Vivaldi
    The goddess has permitted underwear.
[19:40] Vivaldi
    This is the dawn of Odaiban civilization!
[19:45] Martes
    Um, I totally don't get it.
[19:48] Martes
    Oh, Ulula. You're alive?
[19:50] Ulula
    Woof.
[19:58] Vivaldi
    Everyone! It seems I no
    longer need to run away!
[20:02] Feles
    What?
[20:03] Martes
    Are you sure?
[20:04] Vivaldi
    I am! I'll watch over this town,
    and a future with and without undies!
[20:09] Feles
    What?! Then what was all that for?
[20:14] Feles
    Equa! She says she's given up on escaping.
[20:19] Feles
    Equa?
[22:03] Feles
    What's wrong?
[22:05] Equa
    A moderator changing the direction of a
    cluster is unprecedented, as far as I know.
[22:11] Feles
    You mean underwear becoming okay?
[22:14] Equa
    Yes. That shouldn't be possible.
[22:19] Martes
    What are you two whispering about again?!
[22:21] Equa
    Martes-san!
[22:23] Feles
    We're really not.
[22:25] Equa
    I was wondering if even deities can change.
[22:27] Martes
    Senpai, stay just the way you are!
[22:31] Martes
    Equa-senpai!
[22:37] Equa
    Thank you so much, Martes-san!
[22:40] Feles
    Do you ever stop?
[22:42] Martes
    Feles-senpai...
[22:43] Feles
    What?
[22:43] Martes
    Are you going commando on the way home?
[22:45] Feles
    Oh! Equa, give me back my panties!
[22:48] Equa
    Of course. I've been taking excellent care of them.

E6 - You Can't Run from the Leader
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[00:06] Equa
    Ah-choo!
[00:08] Martes
    Are you okay, Equa-senpai?
[00:11] Alga
    You'd better take care of yourself.
[00:13] Equa
    Thank you.
[00:15] Equa
    And thank you too, Martes-san.
[00:17] Equa
    I'm fine.
[00:19] Equa
    Let's see...
[00:20] Equa
    Our next client is Hachiro-san,
    a resident of Akihabara.
[00:26] Equa
    He wants to go somewhere far away,
    although I don't quite understand why.
[00:30] Martes
    Maybe he wants to "find himself"?
[00:33] Alga
    Well, everyone goes through that phase.
[00:36] Ulula
    Arf?
[00:38] Equa
    The extraction is tomorrow.
    Let's all do our best.
[00:41] Feles
    Huh?! Tomorrow?!
[00:43] Equa
    I'm sorry.
[00:44] Equa
    He wants to escape as soon as possible,
    and I'd like to oblige him.
[00:47] Feles
    We have a physics test this week, remember?
[00:50] Feles
    I haven't memorized any of the formulas yet.
[00:52] Martes
    Come on, tests are easy as
    long as you listen in class.
[00:58] Alga
    I guess tests are the one thing you do well on.
[01:00] Martes
    Well, if Feles-senpai cares more about
    studying, I say we do this job without her.
[01:09] Equa
    I'm sorry, but would you mind, Feles-san?
[01:14] Feles
    Fine. I'll do it.
[01:16] Equa
    Thank you so much.
SIGN    Estab Life: Great Escape
SIGN    Ooedo Line
SIGN    You Can't Run from the Leader
[02:57] Feles
    The others are running late.
[02:59] Martes
    Yeah. Totally.
[03:01] Martes
    I wish Equa-senpai would get here soon.
[03:06] Feles
    You're not listening at all, are you?
[03:08] Feles
    Honestly, without Equa around—
[03:10] Ulula
    Woof!
[03:12] Alga
    Sorry. I overslept.
[03:14] Feles
    You overslept?
[03:16] Martes
    Where's Equa-senpai?
[03:17] Alga
    The little lady's home sick.
[03:18] Martes
    What?!
[03:19] Feles
    She's sick?!
[03:21] Equa
    I'm sorry, everyone.
[03:25] Martes
    Are you all right, Senpai?!
[03:28] Alga
    She has a headache, a fever,
    and joint pain—classic cold symptoms.
[03:32] Alga
    I told her to take it easy today.
[03:34] Martes
    Wait for me, Senpai!
[03:36] Martes
    I'll be right there to
    nurse you back to health!
[03:38] Equa
    No, please make the job your top priority.
[03:42] Equa
    Can I count on you, Martes-san?
[03:46] Martes
    If you say so, Senpai.
[03:50] Equa
    Thank you.
[03:52] Equa
    And so, I'm terribly sorry, but today's
    job is in all of your hands.
[03:59] Martes
    I understand.
[04:02] Martes
    In that case... I'll be a
    great leader in your place!
[04:07] Feles
    No way in hell!
[04:07] Alga
    Absolutely not!
[04:07] Ulula
    Arf!
[04:09] Alga
    If you need a leader, look no further.
[04:12] Alga
    I'll make decisions lightning quick
    and kill anyone who gets in our way.
[04:15] Feles
    Rejected!
[04:17] Alga
    F-Fine.
[04:18] Feles
    And we can't even understand Ulula.
[04:22] Ulula
    Arf...
[04:23] Feles
    Well, I guess we'll have to
    manage without a leader.
[04:27] Alga
    Leave situation reports to me.
[04:30] Martes
    I'll give it my all, too!
[04:32] Ulula
    Bow-wow!
[04:34] Equa
    Thank you so much.
[04:36] Equa
    Call me right away if anything happens.
[04:39] Equa
    I'm sorry I can't join you
    after I made you all rush.
[04:46] Feles
    It's fine. Just get some rest.
[04:48] Feles
    Don't worry about us.
[05:06] Feles
    L-Let's see. Exit A5... Exit A5...
[05:11] Feles
    That one is B2, so... Oh, I've had it!
[05:15] Alga
    Oh, you're hopeless.
[05:17] Alga
    It's this way. Follow me.
[05:19] Ulula
    W-Woof! Woof, woof!
[05:23] Feles
    What's wrong?
[05:24] Martes
    Maybe he has to pee?
[05:26] Feles
    Ugh! Just do it somewhere out of the way!
[05:29] Feles
    We don't have much time
    before the appointment!
[05:31] Feles
    Come on. I think it's this way.
[05:32] Alga
    I already told you, it's this way!
[05:35] Martes
    You're both wrong! It's over that way!
[05:38] Ulula
    W-Woof...
[05:44] Alga
    Between Feles and Slime Girl,
    plus Ulula needing to piss,
[05:48] Alga
    we'll be late for our
    meeting with the client.
[05:51] Equa
    What? That doesn't sound good.
[05:54] Alga
    Got any messages for me to pass on?
SIGN    Alga
[06:00] Equa
    Tell them, "Don't worry about a few mistakes.
[06:02] Equa
    Please get along and work together."
[06:05] Alga
    Okay, roger that. Over and out.
SIGN    Alga
SIGN    Call ended
SIGN    Meat Forever
[06:18] Feles
    It's still as crowded as ever.
[06:21] Feles
    I wonder where our client is.
[06:24] Martes
    I always thought this town was weird!
[06:27] Martes
    It makes me want to have some fun.
[06:30] Alga
    I've got a message from the little lady.
[06:32] Alga
    She says, "Shape up! I'll kill you if
    you screw around, so get working!"
[06:38] Martes
    There's no way that's what she said!
[06:40] Alga
    She also said, "We can't
    keep our client waiting!"
[06:42] Alga
    "Get moving before they lose trust in us."
[06:45] Alga
    "I shouldn't have to tell you that!"
[06:48] Feles
    Well... that's true.
[06:51] Feles
    Tell Equa not to worry. We'll do this right.
[06:54] Alga
    Sure! Leave it to me!
SIGN    Alga
[06:58] Alga
    They say, "Shut up and sleep."
[07:00] Equa
    O-Okay.
[07:05] Martes
    Whoa! This is one crazy place for a meeting.
[07:11] Alga
    Now, where's the client?
[07:13] Ulula
    Woof.
[07:20] Hachiro
    H-Hello.
[07:23] Hachiro
    Um... Are you really extractors?
[07:26] Ulula
    Bow-wow.
[07:29] Hachiro
    Will this really work? I don't
    even speak that guy's language.
[07:33] Ulula
    Woof, woof!
[07:34] Feles
    You be quiet! You'll only make things worse.
[07:38] Feles
    Let's start by moving somewhere
    where we won't be seen.
SIGN    Meat Forever
[07:44] Feles
    Thank you.
[07:48] Martes
    That was great.
[07:49] Alga
    This is going on your bill.
[07:52] Hachiro
    Are you sure you didn't
    just want to eat meat?
[07:54] Feles
    Now, let's talk business.
SIGN    Written Consent to Run Away
[07:58] Feles
    First, look at this.
[08:01] Feles
    "Running away from your cluster of residence
    is forbidden by its moderator."
[08:07] Feles
    Um... "It entails the loss of your
    social status and position,"
[08:12] Feles
    "along with all assets, including
    land, buildings, and currency."
[08:20] Feles
    This is so long.
[08:22] Feles
    Would you, uh, just check the rest yourself?
[08:27] Martes
    Talk about sloppy.
[08:28] Ulula
    Bow-wow...
[08:29] Hachiro
    "We make no guarantees regarding
    your life after running away,"
[08:34] Hachiro
    "which will involve ongoing mortal peril."
[08:37] Hachiro
    Um, about this...
[08:39] Feles
    If you consent, put your thumbprint—
[08:42] Feles
    Oh, but first, let's change venues.
[08:45] Hachiro
    Huh?!
[08:52] Martes
    Woo-hoo!
[08:54] Alga
    You go, doggy!
[08:55] Hachiro
    Excuse me, but why do we keep moving around?
[09:00] Feles
    To throw off surveillance. It's dangerous
    to stay in one place too long.
[09:06] Alga
    Come on! Put on some enka!
[09:08] Martes
    I get to pick next.
[09:11] Martes
    Yay!
[09:11] Feles
    Anyway, put your thumbprint here.
[09:14] Feles
    Just touching your thumb
    to it is good enough.
SIGN    Client: Hachiro      (seal)
[09:20] Hachiro
    It's going to be risky, isn't it?
[09:22] Feles
    Well, yeah. But leave it
    to us—we're all pros.
[09:27] Martes
    Yay! Yay! Yay!
[09:27] Alga
    Yeah!
[09:30] Hachiro
    Is this really going to work?
[09:32] Feles
    We're pros. Relax.
[09:35] Hachiro
    Am I going to die?
[09:36] Feles
    We'll do our best to stop
    that from happening.
[09:39] Hachiro
    I'm not sure I need to get away that badly.
[09:43] Feles
    Listen...
SIGN    Client: Hachiro      (seal)
[09:45] Feles
    Just press here for now!
[09:48] Feles
    Start with the contract! Okay?!
[09:56] Hachiro
    Um... But...
[10:00] Martes
    He sure is indecisive.
[10:02] Martes
    What a day to get saddled
    with an annoying client.
[10:06] Feles
    I really wish he wouldn't get
    cold feet this late in the game.
[10:09] Alga
    Let's just kill him and bury the corpse.
[10:11] Alga
    We'll all just tell the little
    lady it went great, and—
[10:14] Feles
    Give it a rest!
[10:14] Martes
    I just want to get this over
    with and go nurse Senpai.
[10:19] Feles
    Well, I'd hate to worry Equa,
    so we'll just have to do it.
[10:24] Ulula
    Bow-wow!
[10:27] Martes
    What are you saying?
[10:29] Ulula
    Woof! Woof! Woof! Awoo!
[10:33] Hachiro
    Seriously?
SIGN    Client: Hachiro       (seal)
SIGN    Client: Hachiro
[10:45] Feles
    So, have you decided where you want to go?
[10:47] Hachiro
    Hm... I'm not really sure.
[10:51] Alga
    How about Ochanomizu?
[10:53] Alga
    It's a nice town with lots
    of students, and it's close.
[10:57] Feles
    Too close. Are you that
     desperate to hurry home?
[11:00] Alga
    Maybe Fuchuu, then?
[11:02] Alga
    You'd get to live an orderly life in a cage,
    and even receive free technical instruction.
[11:08] Martes
    Takanawa Gateway?
[11:10] Feles
    Where's that? Ochanomizu would be better.
[11:12] Alga
    I already said that!
[11:14] Martes
    Sancha, then? He might as
    well become a magical girl.
[11:18] Feles
    Don't bring that up!
[11:19] Ulula
    Woof.
[11:20] Hachiro
    Um...
[11:21] Feles
    You're the client! Can't you give
    us some idea where you want to go?
[11:25] Hachiro
    B-But you all have so much to say.
[11:28] Martes
    Okay. Let's use this to decide.
SIGN    Sangenjaya
SIGN    Waseda
SIGN    Shibuya
SIGN    Shinjuku
[11:36] Alga
    Little lady! The client decided
    his destination is Sangenjaya.
SIGN    Alga
[11:40] Alga
    We'll head to Shinjuku, then launch him
    with those fireworks at Hanazono Shrine.
[11:45] Hachiro
    I-Is that safe?! Won't I die if
    you launch me like a firework?!
[11:49] Feles
    Don't worry. It's worked before.
[11:49] Equa
    U-Um, Alga-san, is Hachiro-san all right?
[11:52] Martes
    It's 55 percent safe.
[11:54] Equa
    He isn't nervous, is he?
[11:54] Hachiro
    That's barely better than 50-50!
[11:56] Feles
    But there's no other way.
[11:57] Equa
    Alga-san? Are you really
    communicating with Hachiro-san?
[11:58] Hachiro
    That doesn't make it better.
[12:00] Alga
    Don't worry. It's fine.
[12:01] Feles
    Just do as you're told.
[12:03] Alga
    She says, "Hurry up and
    put the plan in motion."
[12:06] Feles
    Tell her to focus on her
    health and get some sleep.
[12:10] Hachiro
    U-Um... I'll be okay inside here, right?
[12:14] Feles
    Yup. It's the safest way. Now, let's go.
SIGN    Alga
[12:18] Alga
    She said, "Shut up and get to bed."
[12:21] Alga
    We're about to execute
    the plan. Over and out.
[12:23] Equa
    What?! Excuse me, Alga-san? Alga-san?
[12:34] Feles
    We made it this far without
    any inspectors spotting us.
[12:38] Martes
    For now, anyway. They'll be
    on us the moment we screw up.
[12:43] Hachiro
    U-Um... This is safe, right?
[12:47] Hachiro
    Like, actually safe? Ah!
[12:50] Feles
    Pipe down. It'll be fine.
[12:52] Hachiro
    B-But...
[12:57] Alga
    All ready.
[13:01] Martes
    Business as usual, right?
[13:02] Martes
    The gate'll open if we cut the right one?
[13:05] Alga
    And the wrong one will trigger lockdown.
[13:07] Martes
    Feles-senpai, you do the honors!
[13:09] Feles
    Huh? Me?
[13:11] Alga
    It's a 50 percent chance, although the
    little lady always gets it right.
[13:15] Alga
    Well, I'm sure it'll work out.
[13:17] Feles
    Huh?
[13:18] Feles
    I'll let you do it.
[13:20] Martes
    No, I'm good. That's the leader's job.
[13:23] Feles
    Huh? Since when am I the leader?
[13:26] Ulula
    Woof, woof.
[13:29] Feles
    Fine.
[13:31] Martes
    Great! We're counting on you!
[13:33] Feles
    Hang on!
[13:34] Martes
    No hard feelings. Just hurry up.
[13:48] Alga
    You're useless!
[13:50] Alga
    How'd you screw up a 50 percent chance?
[13:52] Martes
    Seriously. You're unbelievable.
[13:54] Feles
    You said no hard feelings!
[13:56] Hachiro
    Wh-What's going on out there?!
[13:59] Hachiro
    Hey! What's that sound?!
[14:02] Hachiro
    Is this really okay?!
[14:05] Hachiro
    Hey! Are you listening?!
[14:14] Alga
    Okay, next one.
[14:17] Alga
    This time, there's only one
    wrong wire out of four.
[14:22] Martes
    So, it's 75 percent safe?
[14:24] Martes
    I'll do it!
[14:26] Martes
    Hm... Which one should I pick?
[14:33] Feles
    How did you get that wrong?!
    It was only one in four!
[14:36] Martes
    That's weird. Equa-senpai makes it look easy.
[14:40] Alga
    I've told you, that's her special abili—
[14:50] Hachiro
    What's going on?!
[14:52] Hachiro
    Please tell me!
[14:53] Hachiro
    What's happening outside?!
SIGN    Kana
[15:01] Feles
    What's this?
[15:02] Alga
    Looks like we just need to turn on
    the matching color combination.
[15:06] Alga
    It's basically a game of concentration.
[15:09] Feles
    That sounds like your specialty.
    This one's all you.
[15:12] Alga
    I can't very well refuse.
[15:16] Alga
    Here goes.
[15:23] Martes
    You piece of junk!
[15:25] Alga
    I suck at concentration. It takes thinking.
[15:28] Feles
    You're totally useless!
[15:32] Ulula
    Woof!
[15:39] Martes
    Good-for-nothing.
[15:40] Alga
    What'd you say, gel girl?
[15:42] Feles
    They just keep coming.
[15:45] Feles
    This looks bad. Is there
    anything we can use for cover?
[15:47] Alga
    Use this.
[15:48] Feles
    That's our client!
[15:49] Feles
    Absolutely not.
[15:50] Feles
    No way. Nope. Nuh-uh.
[15:53] Hachiro
    Hey, what is it? I'm scared!
[15:57] Hachiro
    What's going on?!
[16:06] Hachiro
    U-Um...
[16:08] Feles
    Well done.
[16:09] Martes
    What a pain.
[16:11] Hachiro
    What's that?
[16:13] Hachiro
    Actually, what's up with
    this whole situation?
[16:16] Feles
    We're almost there. You'll be
    able to make your escape soon.
[16:20] Feles
    So hurry up and climb in.
[16:22] Hachiro
    Wait! Give me a real explanation!
[16:26] Hachiro
    What's been happening this whole—
[16:27] Feles
    It's fine. Don't worry.
[16:29] Martes
    Just a little bit further,
    Hachiro-san. Let's go for it!
[16:33] Hachiro
    What the hell?!
[16:34] Hachiro
    You won't explain anything,
    and you keep putting me in danger!
[16:38] Feles
    You can do it! We know you can!
[16:40] Hachiro
    I don't want to! I've had enough!
[16:44] Feles
    Freedom is just around
    the corner. Don't give up!
[16:46] Hachiro
    Who cares where it is?!
[16:48] Hachiro
    And of course I'm giving up—I'm sick of this!
[16:52] Ulula
    Woof!
[16:53] Alga
    They're here!
[16:54] Feles
    Why?! This never normally happens!
[16:58] Martes
    There are too many of them.
[17:00] Alga
    This doesn't look good.
[17:02] Equa
    Please close your eyes!
[17:05] Feles
    Equa!
[17:05] Equa
    Quick, close them!
[17:24] Alga
    An EMP grenade?
[17:26] Martes
    Are we safe now?
[17:27] Equa
    Over here! Hurry!
[17:43] Martes
    Senpai! Senpai!
[17:46] Martes
    Are you feeling all right?
[17:48] Equa
    Yes, just about.
[17:50] Equa
    I'm so glad you're all safe.
[17:52] Feles
    Why did you come?
[17:54] Equa
    I'm sorry. I couldn't help worrying.
[17:57] Martes
    Sorry, Equa-senpai! If only we'd been better.
[18:07] Alga
    Using ammo that pricey will
    put us in the red for sure.
[18:11] Alga
    Of course, it did save our butts.
[18:13] Ulula
    Bow-wow.
[18:15] Feles
    Yeah, I guess.
[18:17] Hachiro
    No...
[18:19] Hachiro
    No more. I can't take this.
[18:22] Hachiro
    It's all so scary.
[18:24] Equa
    Hachiro-san, I'm Equa, an extractor.
[18:29] Equa
    I'm so sorry for putting you through
    such a frightening experience.
[18:35] Equa
    I'm going to help you.
[18:38] Equa
    What would you like to do?
[18:44] Hachiro
    I...
[18:50] Hachiro
    I want... to go home.
[18:53] Hachiro
    My hometown bores me to tears,
[18:57] Hachiro
    but everywhere else is
    dangerous and terrifying.
[19:00] Hachiro
    So, I give up.
[19:03] Equa
    I understand!
[19:05] Equa
    I'm going to help you escape this place!
[19:08] All
    What?!
SIGN    Akihabara
    Anime Department Store
[19:46] Hachiro
    Thank you all so much.
[19:49] Hachiro
    But, um, I'm sorry for making
    you waste your time in the end.
[19:54] Equa
    Don't be. We're happy as
    long as you're happy.
[19:59] Hachiro
    In that case, um...
[20:01] Hachiro
    May I hire you again if I
    ever do want to run away?
[20:07] Equa
    You may! If that happens,
    just give us a call.
[20:13] Hachiro
    Thank you so much.
[20:19] Feles
    Was that really the right call?
[20:22] Equa
    He can escape as many times as he wants.
[20:25] Equa
    What you want to do, and where and when you
    want to do it, are different for everyone.
[20:32] Equa
    Thank you all very much.
[20:34] Equa
    You made today a success.
[20:38] Feles
    I guess we're helpless without you.
[20:41] Martes
    You "guess"? We totally are!
[20:44] Martes
    Equa-senpai! I was so glad that
    you came to save me today!
[20:49] Alga
    Especially since you did nothing but fail.
[20:52] Feles
    You couldn't even relay messages right!
[20:55] Alga
    Really? I thought I did a good job.
[20:57] Martes
    How?!
[20:57] Feles
    You've got to be kidding me!
[21:00] Equa
    Well then, let's head home ourse—whoops.
[21:03] Martes
    Senpai?!
[21:04] Feles
    Hang on.
[21:04] Alga
    Are you okay?
[21:05] Ulula
    Arf?
[21:07] Equa
    I'm sorry.
[21:08] Feles
    Jeez. Don't overdo it.
[21:11] Equa
    Um, sorry about that.
[21:13] Feles
    Come on, leader. Let's go.
[21:15] Martes
    Stop, Equa-senpai! If you need a
    shoulder to lean on, use mine!
[21:20] Alga
    How about mine?
[21:21] Feles
    Do you even have shoulders?
[21:22] Ulula
    Bow-wow!

E7 - You Can't Run from Connections
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[00:06] Alga
    How many times do I have to say
    it to make you understand?!
[00:08] Alga
    It's an absolute necessity!
[00:12] Alga
    Can't you see that, little lady?!
[00:14] Equa
    Well, I'm not opposed,
    but we can't afford it.
[00:19] Alga
    I know that money is important,
[00:21] Alga
    but some expenses are just necessary!
[00:25] Equa
    We can't spend what we don't have.
[00:27] Alga
    Oh, is that so?! What a shame!
[00:29] Feles
    Do you mind if I study here for... a bit?
[00:31] Alga
    Anyway, do you realize how many
    times we've had this conversation?!
[00:35] Equa
    But you see, well...
[00:36] Alga
    I've had it!
[00:37] Alga
    C'mere, Dog Breath! We're picking
     up where we left off!
[00:40] Ulula
    Bow-wow.
[00:41] Equa
    Alga-san...
[00:43] Martes
    That piece of junk is so
    unreasonable with Equa-senpai.
[00:47] Feles
    What's up?
[00:49] Equa
    Oh, Feles-san. I'm sorry for the noise.
[00:53] Equa
    Alga-san wants to stock up on
    more weapons and ammunition.
[00:57] Feles
    Huh. What's he think we're short on?
[01:00] Martes
    He wants 20 cruise missiles,
[01:03] Martes
    and 30 concrete-piercing shells.
[01:08] Feles
    What's he planning to fight?
SIGN    Estab Life: Great Escape
SIGN    You Can't Run from Connections
[02:47] Equa
    Here! It's on the house.
[02:49] Feles
    Thanks.
[02:57] Feles
    You know...
[03:00] Feles
    This place is always deserted.
[03:02] Equa
    I like the quiet atmosphere.
[03:06] Feles
    Are you sure the business isn't failing?
[03:08] Equa
    Oh, yes. It's very much on the rocks.
[03:11] Feles
    This place is kind of, you know, retro.
[03:16] Feles
    Why not at least change up that apron a bit?
[03:19] Equa
    Hm... but I'm awfully fond of this one.
[03:23] Martes
    Senpai!
[03:25] Martes
    You'd look even better in a cuter apron!
[03:27] Martes
    Like one a maid would wear!
[03:31] Mini-Marte 1
    All in favor of the maid
    uniform proposal, raise your hands!
[03:34] Mini-Marte 2
    Me! Me!
[03:35] Mini-Marte 3
    No objections!
[03:39] Equa
    I'd love to try one if I got the chance.
[03:42] Martes
    Let's drum up some business!
[03:44] Feles
    What's gotten into you?
[03:45] Martes
    For example... Yes!
[03:48] Martes
    A festival! Those bring people in!
[03:50] Feles
    At a café?
[03:51] Martes
    That was just an example.
[03:53] Martes
    There's also, um, long lines.
[03:57] Martes
    And people line up for...
[03:59] Feles
    Popular desserts?
[04:02] Martes
    Chasing trends like that
    almost never pans out.
[04:08] Martes
    The boom is over by the
    time you get in on it.
[04:11] Feles
    It's not like you have any better ideas.
[04:14] Martes
    Anyway, this place needs a makeover
    if we want to draw in customers!
SIGN    <<Coffee • Juice, Etc.>>
    Blended coffee (Hot or Iced)...450
    Weak-drip coffee (Hot or Iced)...450
    Black tea (Hot or Iced)...450
    
    Milk...500
    Café au lait...500
    Cocoa...550
     Vienna coffee...550
    
    Cream soda...600
    Coffee float...600
    Cocoa float...650
    
    Juice...450
    
     Cake set...650
          Cake (chocolate or cheese)
          & drink (coffee or tea)
SIGN    <<Light meals>>
     Pasta...650
    Pilaf...650
    Curry and rice...650
    
    Toast...300
    Egg on toast...350
    Ham on toast...350
    Egg and ham on toast...400
    Pizza toast...500
     Assorted sandwiches...550
    
    Ice cream...600
    
    <<Morning set>>
    Toast & salad & drink
    (coffee, tea, or milk)
    500
    7:00AM
11:00AM
[04:20] Martes
    First, look at this menu!
[04:22] Feles
    Coffee, tea, pasta,
    sandwiches, pizza toast...
[04:28] Feles
    Isn't this pretty standard for a café?
[04:30] Martes
    We need something catchier
    to draw customers.
[04:34] Martes
    It's time for a shake-up! An all-new menu!
[04:37] Equa
    I like keeping it classic, though.
[04:40] Martes
    But your beloved café will go
    under unless we do something.
[04:46] Martes
    I couldn't bear that.
[04:49] Equa
    Thank you, Martes-san!
[04:51] Equa
    And you're so kind too, Feles-san.
[04:54] Feles
    Huh? No, I really haven't—
[04:56] Equa
    Now, let's brainstorm our new menu!
[05:00] Martes
    Yeah!
[05:05] Alga
    Damn it. The little lady's so stubborn.
[05:09] Alga
    Don't you agree, Dog Breath?
[05:12] Ulula
    Woof...
[05:13] Alga
    I know she's got Fatal Luck going for her,
[05:16] Alga
    but we can't lean too heavily on that.
[05:19] Alga
    It'll be too late to fix anything if we
    can't protect her when things go south.
[05:23] Ulula
    Bow-wow...
[05:24] Alga
    Yeah, it all comes back to money.
[05:29] Alga
    If only we had more.
[05:30] Ulula
    Woof?
[05:34] Ulula
    Arf?
[05:35] Alga
    A secret stash?
[05:36] Alga
    There might be more! Let's get
     looking, Dog Breath!
[05:40] Ulula
    Woof!
SIGN    New menu ideas!
    Chocolate cake
    Waffles (totally delicious)
    
    Increased sales -> Happy Equa-senpai!
    
     Swiss roll (packed with fruit)
    Tiramisu (matcha)
    Cream puff (a hit with kids and adults)
     Pancakes (super fluffy)
    Divinely delicious!; Top pick
[05:42] Martes
    How's this?!
[05:43] Equa
    Wow! You're so good at this, Martes-san.
[05:48] Martes
    I thought something like this might happen,
[05:49] Martes
    so I've been working sleeplessly
    on ideas during class!
[05:52] Feles
    How do you do so well on tests if
    you're always asleep or doodling?
[05:57] Equa
    You used your precious
    school time? Thank you so much!
[06:01] Feles
    Pancakes, chiffon cake, tiramisu...
[06:05] Feles
    What's this one?
[06:08] Martes
    That's paradodiso nu.
[06:12] Feles
    Huh? What's that?
[06:15] Martes
    Paradodiso nu! I just told you!
[06:19] Feles
    Ring any bells?
[06:20] Equa
    Nope.
[06:21] Feles
    We've never heard of it.
[06:23] Martes
    What?! You haven't?!
[06:26] Martes
    It's a dessert I invented!
[06:28] Feles
    How could we know that?!
[06:31] Feles
    Serving weird stuff like that
    will hurt more than it helps.
[06:35] Feles
    How about something more
    normal, like... coffee jelly?
[06:40] Equa
    Oh, that's a good idea, too!
[06:43] Equa
    We're proud of our coffee!
[06:44] Feles
    Yeah. This is a café,
    so let's use this shop's coffee.
[06:48] Martes
    Um...
[06:50] Equa; Feles
    Hm?
[06:51] Martes
    I'm not big on eating jelly.
    It feels like cannibalism.
[06:56] Feles
    Oh. Right...
[06:58] Equa
    For now, let's experiment!
[07:01] Equa
    I'm counting on you too, Feles-san!
[07:04] Feles
    O-Okay.
[07:06] Alga
    Good grief.
[07:08] Alga
    Hey, Dog Breath. You find anything?
[07:11] Ulula
    Woof...
[07:12] Alga
    What? That's just trash.
[07:15] Ulula
    Arf...
[07:16] Alga
    Hm? What's this?
[07:20] Alga
    Just plated. It won't sell for much.
[07:23] Alga
    Damn it. There's nothing good here.
[07:26] Ulula
    Arf! Arf!
[07:29] Alga
    Hey, cut out that whining! It's weird.
[07:33] Alga
    What are you looking at?
[07:34] Ulula
    Woof!
[07:35] Ulula
    Bow-wow!
[07:38] Alga
    What's so great about that hairy thing?
[07:43] Alga
    Whoa!
[07:45] Alga
    What tempting curves!
[07:48] Ulula
    Woof!
[07:53] Feles
    Taste-testing is hard work.
[07:56] Martes
    I feel like my mouth may never recover.
[07:59] Feles
    Did she really have to
    make this much at once?
[08:02] Martes
    I couldn't even tell what I was
    eating by the end of that.
[08:07] Feles
    This defeats the purpose of taste-testing.
[08:13] Equa
    Shall I brew fresh coffee?
[08:15] Feles
    Yes, please.
[08:18] Martes
    That reminds me! I've got
    an idea about coffee!
[08:23] Equa
    You do?
[08:26] Equa
    Amazing, Martes-san! This could
    become our flagship drink!
[08:30] Feles
    Wow. I'm impressed.
[08:32] Martes
    Equa-senpai, praise me more!
[08:36] Equa
    Well done, Martes-san.
[08:38] Martes
    More!
[08:40] Equa
    You did a great job!
[08:43] Martes
    Oh, that's yours, Feles-senpai. Drink up.
[08:48] Feles
    That figures.
[08:51] Equa
    Now for a taste.
[08:53] Martes
    Oh! S-Stop!
[08:57] Martes
    You see...
[08:58] Martes
    I don't want to lose the
    Equa-senpai I worked so hard on.
[09:02] Martes
    Oh, but maybe it's all right
    if Equa-senpai drinks it.
[09:07] Martes
    Senpai erasing herself
    would give me the chills.
[09:13] Martes
    But also, well...
[09:16] Feles
    What are you talking about?
[09:17] Martes
    Equa-senpai! Let's run this
    café together forever!
[09:23] Equa
    Let's!
[09:25] Martes
    Yes!
[09:26] Equa
    And Feles-san makes three of us.
[09:28] Feles
    Huh?
[09:29] Martes
    What?!
[09:31] Feles
    Count me out.
[09:36] Alga
    Whoa! I got completely mesmerized!
[09:39] Ulula
    W-Woof...
[09:40] Alga
    That's enough recharging.
[09:43] Alga
    Now, what can we sell?
[09:45] Ulula
    Woof? Woof!
[09:48] Alga
    What's up?
[09:49] Ulula
    Bow-wow!
[09:52] Alga
    Is this... a safe?
[09:56] Alga
    Now this is a discovery!
[10:05] Alga
    What's wrong with this safe? It won't budge..
[10:09] Ulula
    Arf...
[10:10] Alga
    No more Mister Nice Guy!
[10:13] Alga
    You'll regret making me get serious!
[10:19] Ulula
    Woof...
[10:22] Equa
    Well then, I'll make a shopping run
[10:24] Equa
    to replace the ingredients we used up.
[10:27] Equa
    Fill in for me if a customer comes in.
[10:30] Feles
    Okay, but that's a big if.
[10:33] Martes
    Sorry, Equa-senpai. Take care.
[10:37] Equa
    I will. Bye now.
[10:44] Martes
    Ugh. I'm feeling kind of beat.
[10:47] Feles
    Your attitude really changes
    when Equa's not around.
[10:52] Martes
    What's wrong with that?
[10:54] Martes
    Oh, Feles-senpai, make me some coffee.
[10:57] Feles
    What? Make it yourself.
[11:00] Feles
    Jeez...
[11:03] Feles
    Here.
[11:06] Martes
    It must be nice.
[11:09] Martes
    Equa-senpai really needing you, I mean.
[11:13] Feles
    What brought this on?
[11:15] Feles
    There's nothing special about me.
[11:18] Martes
    I want to be Equa-senpai's number one!
[11:24] Martes
    I want Equa-senpai to
    depend on me a lot more!
[11:27] Martes
    I want her to think,
    "Thank goodness I've got Martes."
[11:31] Feles
    Is that why you came up
    with those menu ideas?
[11:35] Martes
    Oh, well. It doesn't matter.
[11:40] Martes
    Anyway, why'd you go back
    to being an extractor?
[11:46] Martes
    You quit once before I joined and
    then came back, right? What for?
[11:52] Feles
    You know how pushy Equa can be.
[11:55] Martes
    But you could have turned
    her down if you wanted to.
[11:59] Feles
    Well...
[12:04] Martes
    What was that?!
[12:05] Feles
    Jeez! What are those two
    doing in the basement?
[12:13] Feles
    Hey, what's with all this smoke?
[12:15] Martes
    What are you up to?
[12:16] Alga
    Oh, Feles and Mar-ko.
[12:18] Feles
    Don't tell me you used explosives.
[12:21] Alga
    Yeah, an LSC. Just a little
    V-type linear shaped charge.
[12:25] Feles
    Moron! What if your bomb had started a fire?
[12:29] Feles
    And what about you?!
[12:30] Feles
    Why didn't you stop him?!
[12:31] Ulula
    Woof! Bow-wow!
[12:33] Alga
    Don't blow a gasket. We've got bigger problems.
[12:38] Alga
    All that didn't put a dent in this thing.
[12:40] Alga
    There might be some kind of spell on it.
[12:45] Feles
    Is this a safe?
[12:48] Alga
    Feles, can you tell?
[12:54] Feles
    I sense protection.
    Whatever's inside must be important.
[12:59] Alga
    Can you break through?
[13:01] Feles
    Only if you don't care what
    happens to the stuff inside.
[13:04] Feles
    And isn't this café property?
    We can't open it without permission.
[13:08] Alga
    Hm... What to do?
[13:11] Feles
    Hey. Are you listening?
[13:13] Martes
    I wonder what's in it.
[13:15] Alga
    What are you, stupid? Look how tough it is.
[13:18] Alga
    There's got to be an
    amazing treasure inside!
[13:21] Martes
    That doesn't answer my question.
[13:23] Alga
    It might even hold some secret
    the little lady's been hiding.
[13:28] Martes
    B-But we can't look at her
    secrets without asking.
[13:34] Alga
    Aren't you curious?
[13:36] Alga
    We'll just take a look. A little peek.
[13:39] Alga
    Come on.
[13:45] Martes
    Equa-senpai says she's done shopping.
[13:49] Alga
    Y-You wouldn't rat me out, would you?!
[13:52] Alga
    Hey! Mar-ko!
[13:54] Martes
    Look.
SIGN    Sorry, Equa-senpai!
    I actually forgot something... (-_-;)
    
     Could you pick up another two bottles of milk
     and maybe something salty?
     Sorry to add to your shopping list.
[13:55] Martes
    This will buy us some time.
[13:58] Alga
    Nice going!
[13:59] Martes
    Still, opening this won't be easy.
[14:02] Feles
    I think we'll just have to unlock
    it the old-fashioned way.
[14:07] Alga
    Meaning we need to guess the code.
[14:11] Feles
    Pretty much.
[14:12] Alga
    I hate to admit it beat me physically,
    but I guess I'll have to.
[14:16] Alga
    Five digits. That means 100,000
    possible combinations.
[14:19] Martes
    You're gonna try them all?!
[14:21] Alga
    It's the fastest way when
    you've got no leads.
[14:33] Feles
    Wow.
[14:34] Alga
    This will give me arm cramps!
[14:37] Alga
    There we go!
[14:39] Martes
    Huh?!
[14:40] Martes
    She finished the extra shopping, too!
[14:43] Feles
    What?! Already?!
[14:44] Ulula
    Bow-wow!
[14:46] Alga
    Ask for something that'll be hard to find!
[14:49] Martes
    Like what?! Any ideas, Feles-senpai?!
[14:54] Feles
    U-Um... Alligator meat?
[14:56] Martes
    That's our resident weirdo!
[14:58] Feles
    Hey!
[14:59] Alga
    Ask for ostrich eggs, too!
[15:01] Martes
    Roger!
SIGN    I bought two milks and some shiokara!
     It was hard finding a store that sold it,
     but I managed.
     I'll head back now.
    
SIGN    Senpai, I'm sorry!
     I forgot that wasn't everything I need!
[15:02] Martes
    "I'd also like alligator
    meat and ostrich eggs."
SIGN    I'd also like alligator meat and ostrich eggs!
SIGN    Senpai, I'm sorry!
     I forgot that wasn't everything I need!
SIGN    I'd also like alligator meat and ostrich eggs.
[15:08] Martes
    There.
[15:11] Martes
    No way.
[15:12] Martes
    "They sell those right here.
     I'll pick some up."
[15:16] Alga
    Seriously?
[15:17] Feles
    She'll get back any minute now.
[15:20] Martes
    "I'm sorry! Pick up some kangaroo, too."
[15:23] Alga
    Oh no! My arms won't last!
[15:28] Martes
    No way! She already picked up kangaroo
    meat because it seemed unusual?!
[15:32] Feles
    What's with her?
[15:33] Martes
    Um... What else?
[15:37] Martes
    Ah! Now she's calling me!
SIGN    Equa-senpai
[15:39] Alga
    Don't pick up! Don't risk
    giving her answers!
[15:41] Feles
    She'll get suspicious if we keep
    asking her for weird things!
[15:45] Martes
    What'll we do?!
[15:46] Alga
    Give me that!
[15:47] Feles
    Hey!
[15:55] Feles
    Now she's calling me!
SIGN    Equa
[15:58] Alga
    Keep her busy and buy us time.
[16:01] Alga
    We're done for if she gets
    back and finds us like this.
[16:04] Feles
    Easier said than done.
[16:06] Martes
    Feles-senpai! We're begging you!
[16:09] Martes
    Don't let all our hard work be for nothing!
[16:11] Feles
    For real?
[16:17] Equa
    Oh, Feles-san?
[16:18] Equa
    I can't seem to reach
    Martes-san on the phone.
[16:22] Equa
    Is anything wrong over there?
[16:26] Feles
    Beep. I cannot come to the phone right now.
[16:31] Feles
    Please call back at a later time.
[16:40] Alga
    I guess that'll do.
[16:42] Feles
    Hurry up. I can't take any more of this.
[16:47] Alga
    Damn! Why won't it open?!
[16:50] Martes
    Can't you work faster?
[16:52] Alga
    It's not a calculation. I'm doing my best.
[17:01] Alga
    I'm at my limit!
[17:03] Feles; Martes
    Alga!
[17:03] Martes
    Hey, Alga?! Are you okay?!
[17:06] Martes
    Feles-senpai, keep going!
[17:07] Feles
    What?!
[17:08] Feles
    If all that wasn't enough to
    open it, how am I supposed to—
[17:15] Feles
    Huh?
[17:16] Martes
    It opened.
[17:24] Feles
    This looks likes the deed to the café.
[17:27] Martes
    There's something else in back.
[17:31] Martes
    A stuffed animal?
[17:33] Martes
    There's something in its pouch.
[17:36] Martes
    Is that... computer memory?
[17:39] Feles
    It looks like it.
[17:40] Martes
    It might have something on it,
    so let's stick it in Alga.
[17:44] Feles
    Y-Yeah. We've come too far to turn back.
[17:51] Martes
    Nothing's happening.
[17:54] All
    Whoa!
[17:58] Feles
    Isn't this...
[17:59] Martes
    Vostok?
[18:21] Equa
    I'll be working at this café from now on.
[18:23] Equa
    It's not just old. Something about
    it feels familiar.
[18:28] Equa
    I want to get it sparkling clean!
[18:32] Feles
    When was this filmed?
[18:35] Martes
    It doesn't look like that long ago.
[18:38] Ulula
    Woof.
SIGN    <<Coffee • Juice, Etc.>>
    Blended coffee (Hot or Iced)...450
    Weak-drip coffee (Hot or Iced)...450
    Black tea (Hot or Iced)...450
    
    Milk...500
    Café au lait...500
    Cocoa...550
     Vienna coffee...550
    
    Cream soda...600
    Coffee float...600
    Cocoa float...650
    
    Juice...450
    
     Cake set...650
          Cake (chocolate or cheese)
          & drink (coffee or tea)
SIGN    <<Light meals>>
     Pasta...650
    Pilaf...650
    Curry and rice...650
    
    Toast...300
    Egg on toast...350
    Ham on toast...350
    Egg and ham on toast...400
    Pizza toast...500
     Assorted sandwiches...550
    
    Ice cream...600
    
    <<Morning set>>
    Toast & salad & drink
    (coffee, tea, or milk)
    500
    7:00AM11:00AM
[18:43] Equa
    Coffee, tea, pasta,
    sandwiches, pizza toast...
[18:49] Equa
    I don't know much about trends,
    but I like these sorts of things.
[18:55] Equa
    A warm, laid-back experience.
[18:59] Equa
    I hope my customers will relax
    in this calm, quiet atmosphere.
[19:07] Equa
    I don't know much about
    the taste of coffee yet,
[19:12] Equa
    but I want to get used to
    things little by little.
[19:17] Equa
    And...
[19:20] Equa
    I want to make friends—
    good friends—in this cluster.
[19:24] Equa
    I'd like to run this café with
    them forever, always just the same.
[19:35] Equa
    The end.
[19:49] Alga
    What?! Huh? Hm?
[19:53] Alga
    Hey, where's the treasure?
    What about the safe?
[19:56] Alga
    Huh? Are you crying, Mar-ko?
[20:00] Martes
    Shut up.
[20:01] Alga
    No, but... the treasure.
[20:03] Feles
    Forget about it.
[20:05] Ulula
    Woof...
[20:07] Equa
    What? Are you all down here?
[20:10] Feles
    Equa!
[20:11] Martes
    Equa-senpai!
[20:18] Equa
    Did you... watch it?
[20:21] Feles
    Sorry. A lot happened.
[20:23] Equa
    Don't be. It's just a little embarrassing.
[20:27] Martes
    Equa-senpai!
[20:30] Equa
    Martes-san?
[20:31] Martes
    Let's run this café
    together forever and ever!
[20:35] Martes
    Feles-senpai can even join in!
[20:37] Equa
    Yes, of course.
[20:39] Equa
    Oh, that reminds me.
[20:41] Equa
    I bought all sorts of ingredients,
    so let's experiment with new dishes!
[20:45] Martes
    We don't need anything new!
    The old menu is A-okay!
[20:50] Martes
    I'm sorry, Senpai!
[20:53] Equa
    U-Um, M-Martes-san?
[20:55] Equa
    Are you all right? What's wrong?
[20:58] Feles
    Equa...
[20:58] Equa
    Yes?
[21:00] Feles
    Let's keep doing things
    the way we always have.
[21:07] Equa
    Yes. We'll all always be together.
[21:12] Feles
    I guess so.
[21:13] Equa
    Yes!
[21:14] Alga
    I don't get it!
[21:15] Equa
    Do you want to join in on the
    squeezy-squeezy, Alga-san?
[21:17] Alga
    Huh? I'm good! Mar-ko can
    have that all to herself!
[21:20] Equa
    Sure! Squeezy-squeezy!
[21:22] Martes
    Squeezy-squeezy!

E8 - You Can't Run from Destiny
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[00:07] Martes
    This is the Shirokane Cluster?
[00:10] Martes
    It's deserted.
[00:12] Feles
    Hey, Equa, is this really the right place?
[00:15] Equa
    Yes, I'm certain.
[00:18] Equa
    The mansion should be up ahead.
[00:21] Equa
    That must be it. Let's go.
[00:26] Martes
    Excuse us! Anyone home?!
[00:32] Equa
    Oh my!
[00:35] Fernand
    Welcome!
[00:38] Fernand
    Oh, how I've waited for you.
[00:40] Fernand
    Please, come in.
[00:44] Feles
    What's the situation?
[00:46] Cendrillon
    Hey, Fernand! Where are you?!
[00:49] Fernand
    Mistress Cendrillon.
[00:51] Cendrillon
    Who are you?! I didn't invite you!
[00:54] Martes
    A little kid?
[00:55] Fernand
    Mistress!
[00:58] Fernand
    These people are your new playmates.
[01:02] Feles; Martes
    What?!
[01:02] Ulula
    Arf?!
SIGN    Estab Life: Great Escape
[02:36] Ulula
    Awoo!
[02:42] Cendrillon
    Giddyap!
[02:43] Ulula
    Arf!
SIGN    You Can't Run from Destiny
[02:45] Martes
    What do you mean, "playmates"?
[02:48] Fernand
    I'm terribly sorry. It was
    a necessary deception.
[02:52] Cendrillon
    Fernand! Fernand! I'm thirsty!
[02:55] Fernand
    I-I'll be right with you!
[02:56] Fernand
    Pardon the imposition, but
    please give me some time.
[03:02] Equa
    I suppose we'll wait here for now.
[03:05] Fernand
    Mistress.
[03:06] Cendrillon
    Good.
[03:09] Cendrillon
    What's this?! It's not sweet at all!
[03:12] Fernand
    Yesterday, you said that
    you were an adult now
[03:15] Fernand
    and would take your tea
    without sugar from now on.
[03:19] Cendrillon
    Shut up! Don't talk back to me!
[03:22] Cendrillon
    Make it again!
[03:23] Fernand
    A-At once.
[03:24] Martes
    What's her problem?
[03:26] Feles
    Talk about spoiled.
[03:27] Alga
    That brat's like a napalm bomb.
[03:31] Alga
    Hm?
[03:31] Fernand
    Um... How much have I told you?
[03:35] Equa
    Oh, nothing yet.
[03:37] Cendrillon
    Fernand! Fernand!
[03:40] Cendrillon
    My sock slipped down!
[03:43] Cendrillon
    Fix it!
[03:44] Cendrillon
    And make it quick!
[03:46] Fernand
    A-At once, Mistress!
[03:49] Fernand
    Give me another moment.
[03:51] Fernand
    I'll fix it immediately.
[03:53] Cendrillon
    Good.
[03:55] Fernand
    It is done, Mistress.
[04:00] Cendrillon
    Fernand! Wipe my mouth.
[04:03] Fernand
    Yes, of course, Mistress!
[04:07] Fernand
    You are now clean.
[04:10] Cendrillon
    It's not enough.
[04:12] Cendrillon
    I want more food! I want jelly!
     Make some quick!
[04:16] Fernand
    Yes, Mistress!
[04:18] Fernand
    I shall prepare it at once.
[04:21] Fernand
    Please, give me another moment
    to prepare her snack.
[04:25] Equa
    Of course.
[04:29] Alga
    No wonder that guy wants to run away.
[04:33] Equa
    I don't see any other servants.
[04:37] Martes
    I bet they all escaped.
[04:39] Martes
    Let's get this job over with and leave, too.
[04:43] Feles
    Will that girl be all
    right without her butler?
[04:48] Alga
    Not a chance. She's obviously
    got zero life skills.
[04:52] Martes
    What good will us worrying about her do?
[04:56] Feles
    Do you understand, Equa?
[04:59] Equa
    I do.
[05:00] Equa
    But we're extractors,
    and that butler is our client.
[05:05] Feles
    Even if our extracting him
    makes someone else miserable?
[05:10] Martes
    It's kind of the same difference,
     don't you think?
[05:12] Feles
    I wasn't asking for your—
[05:14] Equa
    Even so,
[05:16] Equa
    our job is to help people
    who want to run away.
[05:21] Equa
    Those who want to flee have a right
    to be happy, and we can't stop them.
[05:33] Fernand
    I'm so sorry to put you
    through all this trouble.
[05:37] Equa
    Don't mention it. You seem a bit tired.
[05:41] Fernand
    Yes. You're quite correct.
[05:44] Fernand
    Mistress Cendrillon, the owner
    of this mansion, is so demanding
[05:49] Fernand
    that all the other servants
    got fed up with her and left.
[05:53] Martes
    Oh, I knew it.
[05:55] Fernand
    I served her because I hoped to
    give her a life free of care,
[06:02] Fernand
    but perhaps that was the wrong choice.
[06:06] Fernand
    She used to be a little kinder.
[06:09] Equa
    That must have been difficult.
[06:11] Equa
    I think you've been an excellent
    butler to her for all this time.
[06:16] Fernand
    Oh, you're too kind!
[06:19] Fernand
    I don't know when anyone last
    said anything so nice to me!
[06:25] Fernand
    I resolved that I, at least,
    would stay to the end,
[06:29] Fernand
    but I have reached my limit.
[06:33] Equa
    Don't worry. I promise that
    we'll help you escape.
[06:44] Fernand
    And would you believe it?
[06:46] Fernand
    A kiss from the prince turned the
    salamander back into a princess.
[06:54] Fernand
    The princess returned to her castle,
[06:56] Fernand
    and lived happily ever after.
[07:17] Fernand
    Thank you for everything, Mistress.
[07:24] Fernand
    Thank you all for waiting.
[07:28] Feles
    Let's get going.
[07:29] Martes
    Is that all your luggage?
[07:31] Fernand
    Yes. The majority of my possessions
    are the property of this estate.
[07:38] Equa
    All right, everyone,
[07:40] Equa
    let's get to work.
[07:55] Alga
    So, old-timer, what'll you do once you escape?
[07:58] Fernand
    I hope to open a small patisserie.
[08:02] Fernand
    Baking pastries is the one thing
    Mistress Cendrillon complimented me on.
[08:07] Martes
    I hope it pans out for you.
[08:09] Fernand
    Yes. I hope that you'll all
    come to visit one day.
[08:13] Fernand
    I shall provide you with a
    special ten percent discount.
[08:18] Alga
    You're stingier than you look.
[08:19] Ulula
    Bow-wow.
[08:27] Fernand
    I am truly grateful to you all.
[08:30] Alga
    Don't kick the bucket too soon, now.
[08:32] Fernand
    Of course.
[08:37] Equa
    You're worried about
    Cendrillon-san, aren't you?
[08:39] Fernand
    I am, although you may
    think I've no right to be.
[08:44] Martes
    You're finally free, so try
    to look happier about it.
[08:48] Martes
    Otherwise, what did we extract you for?
[08:51] Fernand
    Y-Yes,
[08:54] Fernand
    I suppose you're right.
[08:56] Equa
    Devoting yourself to others is admirable,
    but please just think of yourself now.
[09:02] Fernand
    Equa-sama...
[09:06] Fernand
    Farewell to you all!
[09:11] Feles
    So, what now?
[09:15] Equa
    Will you give me a bit more of your time?
[09:21] Martes
    Really,
[09:22] Martes
    what are we going back for?
[09:24] Equa
    Something's been on my mind.
[09:27] Feles
    You mean Cendrillon?
[09:28] Equa
    Her too, but no.
[09:31] Equa
    I mean that.
[09:41] Martes
    Wh-What the hell is that?!
[09:47] Alga
    Little lady!
[09:47] Ulula
    Woof!
[09:48] Feles
    What are you doing?!
[09:52] Equa
    I'll be fine.
[09:57] Martes
    Senpai?!
[10:04] Feles
    What's going on?
[10:07] Equa
    This cluster is being terminated.
[10:10] Martes
    You mean this is cluster termination?!
[10:13] Feles
    Isn't that just an urban legend?
[10:15] Equa
    No, although this is my
    first time seeing it.
[10:19] Equa
    It will forcibly erase and reset
    everything created within the cluster.
[10:27] Martes
    So, you mean all this stuff will be gone?
[10:31] Equa
    Yes. It's just what it looks like.
[10:34] Feles
    The whole cluster?
[10:36] Feles
    That means that rich girl's
    mansion will disappear, too!
[10:40] Martes
    That's bad! We've gotta warn her!
[10:42] Equa
    Let's hurry.
[10:46] Feles
    Cendrillon!
[10:48] Martes
    Mistress!
[10:52] Equa
    Cendrillon-san!
[10:53] Martes
    There she is!
[10:57] Feles
    Let's get out of here quick.
[10:58] Alga
    Yeah.
[10:59] Martes
    You see, this cluster is gonna go away.
[11:01] Martes
    So...
[11:05] Cendrillon
    Why did you come back?
[11:07] Martes
    Huh? But the cluster is—
[11:10] Cendrillon
    With everyone gone, I was finally
    able to enjoy my tea in peace.
[11:16] Cendrillon
    Are you planning to extract me next?
[11:19] Equa
    You know that we're extractors, then?
[11:23] Cendrillon
    Well, yeah.
[11:25] Cendrillon
    You're right.
[11:28] Cendrillon
    This cluster will be terminated soon.
[11:30] Martes
    You know that, too?
[11:32] Cendrillon
    Of course.
[11:34] Cendrillon
    I am the moderator 
    of Shirokane Cluster, after all.
[11:42] Cendrillon
    "A town where people can lead
    spiritually enriching lives."
[11:45] Cendrillon
    That was the original design
    concept for this cluster.
[11:50] Cendrillon
    I act willful, and everyone waits on me.
[11:54] Cendrillon
    It was set up so that they could
    all live carefree and happily
[11:58] Cendrillon
    as long as that relationship persisted.
[12:02] Cendrillon
    You could say that looking after
    me was a public works project.
[12:07] Equa
    Public works? Really?
[12:09] Alga
    You talk a good game.
[12:10] Cendrillon
    In order to fulfill my role as a moderator,
[12:15] Cendrillon
    I was designed to be a spoiled rich girl.
[12:18] Feles
    Did the people of this cluster know that?
[12:22] Cendrillon
    No. I never made a big deal about it.
[12:25] Equa
    Why is the cluster being terminated?
[12:37] Cendrillon
    This cluster's population stopped
    increasing decades ago.
[12:42] Cendrillon
    There were fewer and fewer residents.
[12:46] Cendrillon
    The balance that we all struck by
    supporting each other collapsed.
[12:53] Cendrillon
    I thought there might be
    something I could do,
[12:56] Cendrillon
    but it was no use.
[12:59] Cendrillon
    Clusters that can no longer sustain
    themselves are terminated and replaced.
[13:06] Cendrillon
    So I wanted to at least help the
    remaining residents evacuate.
[13:11] Martes
    That's why you were so demanding?
[13:14] Equa
    You thought that it would
    convince everyone to leave?
[13:19] Cendrillon
    Fernand was the only stubborn holdout.
[13:22] Cendrillon
    I was hard on him.
[13:25] Cendrillon
    Anyway, everyone's finally gone,
    so what are you doing here?!
[13:31] Martes
    Isn't there any way to fix things?
[13:33] Cendrillon
    None. The cluster's termination has begun.
[13:37] Cendrillon
    It was The Manager's decision.
    That's how the world works.
[13:41] Feles
    But doesn't that mean you'll disappear?
[13:45] Cendrillon
    I suppose.
[13:45] Martes
    You "suppose"?
[13:47] Cendrillon
    I'm a moderator. My cluster is me.
[13:53] Cendrillon
    I could never leave this place.
[13:55] Cendrillon
    I'll disappear with this town,
    but I really don't mind.
[14:05] Martes
    Senpai...
[14:07] Equa
    Cendrillon-san,
[14:09] Equa
    is there anything you want to do right now?
[14:12] Cendrillon
    Huh?
[14:13] Feles
    Huh? What are you talking about?!
[14:17] Cendrillon
    Let me think.
[14:19] Cendrillon
    If you insist, I'd like a party! A huge one!
[14:24] Martes
    Excuse me?!
[14:25] Equa
    All right. A huge party it is, then!
[14:29] Feles; Martes
    What?!
[14:29] Ulula
    Woof!
[14:35] Ulula
    Woof.
[14:36] Cendrillon
    How's it coming?
[14:38] Cendrillon
    A party lives and dies by the
    quality of its refreshments.
[14:41] Ulula
    W-Woof...
[14:42] Martes
    Should we really be doing this?
[14:48] Cendrillon
    That's weird. I want something cuter.
[14:50] Martes
    Hey! If you don't like it, do it yourself!
[14:54] Cendrillon
    I can't make things like that.
[14:58] Martes
    Just give it a try.
[15:00] Martes
    Come on!
[15:08] Martes
    You're even worse than me.
    Nothing cute about that.
[15:11] Cendrillon
    H-How is that my fault?! It's my first time!
[15:16] Martes
    Listen, when you cut here, you've got to—
[15:19] Martes
    Hey! I'm trying to teach
    you, so pay attention!
[15:22] Cendrillon
    Forget it. You make it.
[15:24] Martes
    At least make one!
[15:26] Cendrillon
    I said, forget it.
[15:30] Martes
    Jeez! I won't let you get away with that!
[15:36] Martes
    Hold it right there!
[15:42] Alga
    Listen, little lady.
[15:44] Alga
    By my calculations, this mansion
    will vanish around dawn.
[15:49] Equa
    Then we'll have to hurry up with the party.
[15:53] Equa
    Oh, Feles-san, please grab those for me.
[15:57] Feles
    Should we really be doing this?
[16:00] Equa
    I even considered bringing her
    back to Vostok if necessary.
[16:05] Feles
    Seriously?
[16:06] Equa
    Let's give Cendrillon-san
    the time of her life.
[16:11] Feles
    Fine.
[16:13] Cendrillon
    Equa!
[16:16] Cendrillon
    Well, now, it's not half bad.
[16:18] Cendrillon
    But the one on the right is a bit crooked.
[16:21] Feles
    What? Really?
[16:23] Cendrillon
    Feles, if you would?
[16:24] Feles
    Huh?! Me?!
[16:27] Feles
    Um... L-Like this?
[16:30] Cendrillon
    Yes, that's good.
[16:32] Cendrillon
    Next—
[16:33] Martes
    There you are!
[16:35] Cendrillon
    Leave me alone!
[16:37] Martes
    Get back here!
[16:38] Alga
    It's like a kindergarten.
[16:41] Alga
    Is she really a moderator?
[16:42] Feles
    I think this one's off, too.
[16:52] Cendrillon
    Let's party!
[17:00] Equa
    Next, right hand on red.
[17:04] Cendrillon
    No way! This is impossible!
[17:07] Martes
    Hey, you there. Just liquefy
    your body a little.
[17:10] Cendrillon
    No way in hell!
[17:12] Alga
    Watch your language, Mistress.
[17:14] All
    Who is the king?
[17:16] Cendrillon
    Me!
[17:18] Cendrillon
    All right. Number two...
[17:21] Cendrillon
    gets a kiss from number three.
[17:24] Martes
    Huh? Who's number three?
[17:26] Equa
    I am, Martes-san.
[17:28] Martes
    Equa-senpai?!
[17:30] Equa
    Yes.
[17:31] Martes
    E-Equa-senpai! Let's kiss!
    Right here! Right now!
[17:35] Cendrillon
    Oh, I knew it.
[17:36] Cendrillon
    Number two, massage the king's shoulders!
[17:39] Martes
    N-No fair.
[17:40] Alga
    Mar-ko! You have to do what the king says.
[17:44] Martes
    No way!
[18:22] Cendrillon
    Now, let's all sing together!
[18:25] Feles
    Sing?
[18:26] Equa
    What should we sing?
[18:28] Cendrillon
    This ending is a new beginning.
[18:31] Cendrillon
    Let's sing "Happy Birthday" for the
    new life about to be born.
[18:36] Martes
    I don't get it.
[18:38] Cendrillon
    Who cares? Ready, go.
[18:41] Equa; Cendrillon
    Happy birthday to you!
[18:45] Martes; Feles
    Happy birthday to you!
[18:46] Ulula
    Bow-wow bow-wow-wow!
[18:48] All
    Happy birthday, dear...
[18:52] Equa
    Cendrillon-san!
[18:52] Feles
    Um... Cendrillon?
[18:52] Martes
    Cendrillon?
[18:52] Ulula
    Bow-wow-wow?
[18:54] Cendrillon
    None of you match!
[19:00] All
    Happy birthday to you!
[19:14] Cendrillon
    That was a blast!
[19:16] Feles
    I haven't stayed up this
    late partying in ages.
[19:19] Martes
    I partied too hard.
[19:34] Martes
    H-Hey, we can still keep going, right?
[19:37] Martes
    Somewhere else, you know?!
[19:40] Cendrillon
    Where?
[19:42] Ulula
    W-Woof!
[19:44] Martes
    Y-Yeah! I've seen a lot
    of different clusters.
[19:48] Martes
    There are tons of more fun places to—
[19:52] Feles
    Marte...
[19:54] Cendrillon
    What are you talking about?
[19:58] Cendrillon
    Nothing could ever be more fun than today!
[20:04] Martes
    Senpai...
[20:14] Cendrillon
    All right, party's over.
[20:18] Martes
    No way.
[20:20] Cendrillon
    Thank you for the meal, Ulula.
[20:22] Cendrillon
    If you ever quit extracting, you and
     Alga should open a restaurant.
[20:26] Ulula
    Woof!
[20:27] Alga
    Give me a break!
[20:29] Cendrillon
    Feles, thank you for the decorations.
[20:32] Cendrillon
    I was surprised by how skilled you were.
[20:35] Feles
    Cendrillon.
[20:37] Cendrillon
    Marte, you're the first person
    who ever argued with me.
[20:43] Cendrillon
    Squabbling turned out
    to be surprisingly fun.
[20:46] Martes
    It did not!
[20:49] Cendrillon
    That was a lovely party, Equa.
[20:53] Equa
    I'm glad you liked it.
[20:57] Cendrillon
    Thank you all!
[21:00] Cendrillon
    I'm so glad that I didn't
    have to say goodbye alone.
[21:05] Cendrillon
    You're the first and last
    friends I'll ever have!
[21:36] Feles
    She was smiling at the end.
[21:42] Equa
    I'll never forget what happened today.
[21:47] Feles
    Yeah.

E9 - You Can't Run from Domination
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[00:12] Guard Unit
    Prisoner S332,
[00:15] Guard Unit
    sentenced to two years
    for a parking violation.
[00:19] Guard Unit
    You have served your time
    and been a model prisoner.
[00:22] Guard Unit
    You are free to go.
[00:27] Prisoner
    At last, I can see my family.
[00:33] Prisoner
    What?! What's wrong?!
[00:36] Guard Unit
    Sentence extended. Sentence extended.
[00:39] Guard Unit
    You will be returned to prison per the
    warden's emergency decision.
[00:49] Prisoner
    It can't be!
[00:53] Prisoner
    B-But why? I already did my time!
[01:04] Prisoner
    Why?!
SIGN    Estab Life: Great Escape
SIGN    You Can't Run from Domination
[03:02] Martes
    There sure are a lot of them.
[03:04] Equa
    They're all imprisoned convicts.
[03:06] Alga
    So, we're off to Fuchu Prison.
[03:08] Equa
    We'll be working there today.
[03:10] Feles
    We work our butts off to stay out of there,
     and now we're supposed to waltz in?
[03:14] Feles
    Does M ever give us an easy job?
[03:17] Equa
    No job is too big or small.
[03:20] Feles
    If you say so.
[03:21] Ulula
    Woof...
[03:23] Feles
    It has tighter security than
    other clusters, right?
[03:26] Alga
    Well, it is a massive prison packed
     with criminals from every cluster.
[03:30] Alga
    They don't care if it's a minor offense,
     or even if it's a trumped-up charge.
[03:33] Feles
    Who are we extracting?
[03:34] Equa
    Everyone in this video.
[03:36] All
    All of them?!
[03:39] Equa
    All of them!
[04:01] Prisoner
    Take this!
[04:11] Guard Unit
    The warden is making her rounds.
    The warden is making her rounds.
[04:15] Guard Unit
    Be silent.
[04:34] Warden
    What's gotten into you?!
[04:37] Warden
    I may be your ruler, but I'm no tyrant!
[04:49] Warden
    Your hope, the monthly Great Fuchu Prison
    Horse Race, is just around the corner!
[04:57] Equa
    A horse race?
[04:59] Polar Bear
    That race can go to hell.
[05:01] Warden
    Hm? I don't hear you cheering.
[05:05] Warden
    Do you want your sentences extended?
[05:08] Prisoners
    Yay!
[05:11] Polar Bear
    The warden came up with the
    Great Fuchu Prison Horse Race.
[05:16] Polar Bear
    She makes prisoners compete,
    and lets the winner go free.
[05:20] Equa
    What about the others?
[05:23] Polar Bear
    They get an extra 20 years in here.
[05:25] Polar Bear
    It doesn't matter if you're in for felonies,
    misdemeanors, or false charges.
[05:28] Polar Bear
    Or even if you serve out your sentence.
[05:32] Equa
    No one can leave.
[05:35] Polar Bear
    Not unless they win the race.
[05:42] Warden
    Farewell! I look forward
    to your performance!
[05:55] Alga
    What's the point of this?
[05:58] Ulula
    Woof...
[06:00] Guard Unit
    It is time to work. It is time to work.
[06:04] Guard Unit
    Failure to work will result
    in an extended sentence.
[06:08] Martes
    This thing weighs a ton!
[06:11] Martes
    Why do we have to do this?
[06:14] Feles
    We'd stand out if we slacked
    off while everyone else worked.
[06:19] Equa
    Heave-ho...
[06:22] Equa
    What's that noise?
[06:24] Polar Bear
    Someone tried to break out,
    not that it'll do them any good.
[06:29] Polar Bear
    No one can escape, not even
    if they make it to the gate.
[06:34] Polar Bear
    That piece of shit warden
[06:38] Polar Bear
    never lets go of the key.
[06:45] Polar Bear
    See? They got caught.
[06:48] Equa
    Do you want to run away from here?
[06:54] Polar Bear
    If I could.
[06:56] Equa
    I think you can.
[07:00] Polar Bear
    Was that supposed to be funny?
[07:07] Guard Unit
    The program is proceeding
    smoothly at present.
[07:10] Guard Unit
    We admitted 18 prisoners today.
[07:13] Warden
    And the winner of the last race?
[07:17] Guard Unit
    Their reeducation program is going well.
[07:20] Guard Unit
    They should make an excellent officer unit.
[07:27] Warden
    I'm the moderator here.
[07:30] Warden
    The winners will form my private army,
     and the rest will be my power source.
[07:37] Warden
    Ooedo Castle...
[07:40] Warden
    I'll reach you one day, The Manager.
SIGN    RACE ENTRY ROULETTE
[07:55] Warden
    Begin.
SIGN    RACE ENTRY ROULETTE
SIGN    Additional Heavy Labor
SIGN    Additional Heavy Labor
SIGN    Enter the Race!
SIGN    Sentence Extended 10 Years
SIGN    Sentence Extended 5 Years
SIGN    Sentence Extended 20 Years
SIGN    Pudding with Dinner
SIGN    Additional Heavy Labor
SIGN    1 Package of Ramen
SIGN    Enter the Race!
SIGN    Sentence Extended 40 Years
SIGN    Additional Heavy Labor
SIGN    Sentence Extended 3 Years
SIGN    Ice Cream with Dinner
SIGN    Sentence Extended 30 Years
[07:57] Guard Unit
    Begin the race entry roulette!
SIGN    Additional Heavy Labor
SIGN    Additional Heavy Labor
SIGN    Sentence Extended 30 Years
SIGN    Enter the Race!
SIGN    Sentence Extended 10 Years
SIGN    Sentence Extended 5 Years
[08:10] Prisoner
    Pick me!
[08:12] Prisoner
    Pick me!
SIGN    Additional Heavy Labor
SIGN    Additional Heavy Labor
SIGN    Sentence Extended 30 Years
SIGN    Enter the Race!
SIGN    Sentence Extended 10 Years
SIGN    Sentence Extended 5 Years
[08:17] Guard Unit
    You've won an extended sentence!
[08:26] Guard Unit
    Who wants to spin the roulette next?
[08:30] Equa
    I do!
[08:32] Warden
    Dear me, what a charming inmate.
[08:36] Warden
    Don't blame me if your sentence gets longer.
[08:38] Equa
    I'll do it!
SIGN    Additional Heavy Labor
SIGN    Additional Heavy Labor
SIGN    Sentence Extended 30 Years
SIGN    Enter the Race!
SIGN    Sentence Extended 10 Years
SIGN    Sentence Extended 5 Years
SIGN    Additional Heavy Labor
SIGN    Additional Heavy Labor
SIGN    Sentence Extended 30 Years
SIGN    Enter the Race!
SIGN    Sentence Extended 10 Years
SIGN    Sentence Extended 5 Years
[08:53] Guard Unit
    Entry confirmed! Entry confirmed!
[09:16] Alga
    Nice and sneaky...
[09:20] Alga
    Right, clear. Left, clear.
[09:41] Guard Unit
    Let the Great Fuchu Prison Horse Race begin!
[09:45] Guard Unit
    Cheer! Cheer!
[09:47] Guard Unit
    Those who fail to meet volume requirements
    will receive extended sentences!
[09:50] Prisoners
    Yay!
[09:54] Man A
    Two to four! Two to four!
[09:55] Man B
    I'll bet it all on one ticket!
[09:57] Ulula
    Bow-wow!
[10:16] Warden
    Prisoner number M912.
[10:19] Martes
    Here, beautiful warden, ma'am.
[10:21] Warden
    All inmates fear me, but not
     many swear loyalty.
[10:27] Martes
    I'll do anything for you, ma'am!
[10:30] Warden
    You show promise.
[10:31] Martes
    I'm ever so humble.
[10:32] Warden
    I'll grant you the right to brew my coffee.
[10:35] Martes
    Thank you very much, ma'am!
[10:37] Martes
    Blech!
[10:43] Martes
    Here you are, ma'am!
[10:51] Martes
    She's always on her guard.
[10:54] Alga
    Can you take her out?
[10:56] Feles
    She's a heavyweight enhanced cyborg.
[10:59] Feles
    Probably not in one shot.
[11:01] Alga
    In which case...
[11:03] Feles
    We'll just have to gamble on Equa.
[11:08] Guard Unit
    These are the competitors in today's race!
[11:13] Warden
    Inmates!
[11:15] Warden
    You'll seize a ticket to your dreams!
[11:18] Warden
    The others will thrill to your
    desperate race, all hoping to be next.
[11:25] Equa
    Warden!
[11:26] Warden
    Hm?
[11:28] Warden
    You're...
[11:30] Guard Unit
    Prisoner E008, sentence extended.
    Sentence extended.
[11:35] Guard Unit
    Addressing the warden
    without permission is—
[11:38] Warden
    Be quiet.
[11:40] Equa
    I'm going to win this race!
[11:43] Equa
    I'll ride the course in record
    time and leave this prison!
[11:48] Warden
    What?
[11:50] Equa
    If I break my promise and don't come
    in first, add 200 years to my sentence.
[11:57] Riders
    Wh-What did she just say?
[11:59] Riders
    Two hundred years?
[12:01] Riders
    Is she serious?
[12:02] Riders
    She thinks she'll win big?
[12:05] Warden
    Interesting. You're that confident
    you can break the record?
[12:09] Warden
    Very well. If you don't place first,
[12:11] Warden
    I'll add 200 years to your sentence and 
    assign you to extra-heavy labor.
[12:34] Equa
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[12:58] Warden
    She wasted no time making me laugh.
[13:09] Equa
    Let's go.
[13:16] Warden
    Look at her go!
[13:30] Warden
    Coffee! No, make that tequila!
[13:33] Martes
    Y-Yes, ma'am!
[13:37] Martes
    They're not all watching yet.
    Just a little more.
[14:05] Warden
    Damn it! I can't see!
[14:27] Warden
    She fell off her horse!
[14:31] Warden
    I love it!
[14:36] Equa
    I'm sorry for making you worry.
[14:47] Warden
    What an utter letdown.
[14:50] Warden
    I must have been a fool
    to ever get my hopes up.
[15:01] Warden
    My key card!
[15:10] Warden
    How dare you?!
[15:26] Feles
    I knew it! No effect!
[15:45] Feles
    Straight ahead!
[15:46] Martes
    I know!
[15:50] Warden
    You're not going anywhere,
[15:51] Warden
    you little sneak thief!
[15:58] Ulula
    Woof!
[16:00] Warden
    Take your punishment!
[16:04] Martes
    Take it from here!
[16:08] Ulula
    Woof!
[16:09] Ulula
    Arf!
[16:12] Warden
    So, you have accomplices!
[16:22] Feles
    Ugh! There are too many of them!
[16:34] Ulula
    Woof!
[16:38] Ulula
    Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!
[16:49] Warden
    Take your punishment!
[16:54] Ulula
    Aroo!
[17:02] Alga
    Not so fast!
[17:03] Alga
    Got it!
[17:08] Warden
    Damn you!
[17:10] Warden
    How dare you toy with me?!
[17:17] Warden
    You're fast when you're running away!
[17:25] Warden
    You little piece of shit!
[17:30] Alga
    Maximum output! Come on!
[17:40] Alga
    Huh?!
[17:41] Warden
    Take your punishment—no, your destruction!
[17:46] Equa
    Alga-san!
[17:51] Warden
    You!
[17:58] Warden
    Scramble all units! Scramble all units!
[18:01] Warden
    Stop them, even if you have to kill them!
[18:08] Polar Bear
    She really did it.
[18:28] Warden
    Stop!
[18:33] Equa
    I will not.
[18:34] Equa
    As long as people want to run away,
    I'll do whatever it takes to help them.
[18:39] Equa
    And some of these people have already
    served out their sentences.
[18:45] Warden
    An extractor, huh?
[18:47] Feles
    Equa, now's your chance!
[18:53] Warden
    This is necessary!
[18:54] Warden
    It's the only way to resist
    The Manager—the global administrator!
[19:01] Equa
    What?
[19:02] Warden
    The world will be mine!
[19:06] Warden
    One day, I'll conquer Ooedo Castle 
    with my soldiers—my army!
[19:12] Warden
    So it doesn't matter if a charge
    is minor or even false!
[19:15] Warden
    I'll gather people from
    every cluster. I'll gather power.
[19:19] Warden
    Then I'll become the new
    manager of the world.
[19:25] Warden
    I'll give you territory, too.
[19:29] Equa
    Territory?
[19:31] Warden
    A cluster of your very own.
[19:37] Warden
    You can make it a paradise
    or whatever you want.
[19:46] Equa
    I'm sorry.
[19:51] Equa
    I'm an extractor.
[19:54] Warden
    Stop!
[20:25] Martes
    She collapsed.
[20:26] Alga
    She must have lost her power
    when the prisoners went free.
[20:30] Feles
    I see.
[20:32] Ulula
    Bow-wow.
[20:35] Prisoner
    Hooray!
[20:36] Prisoner A
    We're free!
[20:38] Prisoner B
    I can go home now!
[20:41] Polar Bear
    Is this... freedom?!
[20:48] Equa
    All right, we're about to be very busy!
[20:52] Martes
    Why's that?
[20:54] Equa
    We need to escort all these prisoners
    to their clusters of choice.
[20:58] All
    What?!

E10 - You Can Run All You Want, But You Can't Get Away
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[00:08] Martes
    We've had it pretty
    easy lately, huh, Equa-senpai?
[00:11] Equa
    Yes, I'm always calm.
[00:14] Feles
    No, she means we haven't
    had a job in a while.
[00:18] Equa
    True.
[00:19] Equa
    We haven't heard from Mr. M
     since that job in Fuchu.
[00:24] Martes
    And that's a good thing!
[00:26] Equa
    It is nice that no one wants to run away.
[00:30] Feles
    Still, having no work is kinda depressing.
[00:34] Martes
    What? You complain about every job we get.
[00:39] Martes
    Wait, don't tell me you're frustrated that
    you don't get to pop your guns off!
[00:43] Feles
    That's not it.
[00:45] Martes
    Oh, that's right!
[00:47] Martes
    Equa-senpai, I'd love to swing
    by that new donut shop.
[00:52] Martes
    The lines are long, but it's super cute!
[00:57] Equa
    All right. I doubt we'll get any work today.
[01:00] Martes
    Yay! A date with Equa-senpai!
[01:04] Martes
    Oh, what about you, Feles-senpai?
    Are you leaving?
[01:08] Feles
    I want donuts, too!
[01:17] Feles
    Jeez! Watch what you're doing?
SIGN    Estab Life: Great Escape
[03:19] Martes
    Donuts! Donuts! Donuts! Donuts!
SIGN    You Can Run All You Want, But You Can't Get Away
[03:23] Martes
    Donuts! Donuts! Donuts! Donuts! Donuts!
[03:27] Martes
    Donuts! Donuts! Donuts! Donuts!
    Donuts! Donuts! Donuts!
[03:29] Feles
    Why are you in such a rush?
[03:32] Martes
    I told you! They're all the rage right now!
[03:34] Martes
    They'll sell out if we don't hurry!
[03:37] Equa
    Good point.
[03:38] Equa
    In that case, this way
    will get us there faster.
[03:43] Martes
    Great! Let's go!
[03:45] Equa
    Let's.
[03:46] Martes
    Donuts!
SIGN    Road closed due
     to construction
SIGN    Please detour
SIGN    We sincerely apologize for the
    inconvenience, but please be 
    understanding during construction.
[03:53] Feles
    Like they say, "more haste, less speed."
[03:56] Martes
    No way.
[03:58] Feles
    What now?
[03:59] Equa
    Let's take a different route.
[04:02] Martes
    Wait for me, donuts!
[04:10] Martes
    Donuts...
[04:12] Martes
    How could they sell out
    right before our eyes?
[04:15] Feles
    What do you expect? They're popular.
[04:18] Martes
    I know, but still...
[04:20] Feles
    Bad luck tends to keep coming.
[04:23] Equa
    Sorry.
[04:25] Equa
    We might have made it if
    I hadn't suggested a shortcut.
[04:29] Martes
    Don't blame yourself!
SIGN    Bear Tea
[04:31] Martes
    We'll get those donuts next time, Senpai!
[04:34] Equa
    You're right.
[04:42] Equa
    There seem to be a lot of drones today.
[04:45] Martes
    You're right. Maybe there was a crime?
[04:50] Martes
    Senpai! Are you hurt?!
[04:53] Equa
    No, I'm fine.
[04:56] Schoolgirl A
    We're sorry!
[04:58] Schoolgirl B
    Are you okay?!
[05:00] Feles
    Ugh. Try to be more careful!
[05:03] Person
    Thanks a lot!
[05:07] Feles
    Were you spacing out?
    You seem out of it today.
[05:11] Equa
    I'm feeling... off today.
[05:18] Alga
    The little lady got hurt?!
[05:20] Feles
    Yeah, but it was just a ball that hit her.
[05:24] Martes
    So much for our afterschool date!
[05:30] Feles
    What's that look for?
[05:33] Alga
    She's never gotten scratched before,
    no matter how bad things got!
[05:39] Martes
    Now that you mention it...
[05:42] Equa
    I may have lost the ability
    to use Fatal Luck.
[05:45] Martes
    Equa-senpai...
[05:47] Alga
    Did something happen?
[05:49] Equa
    I don't know, but I can't
    see the future anymore.
[05:54] Martes
    Um...
[05:55] Feles
    What do you mean?
[05:56] Alga
    Fatal Luck lets her see a few seconds ahead.
[06:00] Alga
    That power should've made avoiding
    everything that happened today a cakewalk.
[06:11] Feles
    Do powers like that just
    suddenly stop working?
[06:15] Martes
    I bet you're just not feeling your best!
[06:18] Martes
    One good night's sleep and
    you'll be back to normal!
[06:21] Equa
    I suppose.
[06:25] Feles
    Anyway, it sounds like we'll have
    to take some time off work.
[06:29] Feles
    It's lucky that we don't have any clients.
[06:31] Equa
    We can't do that.
[06:33] Equa
    If someone wants to run away,
    we need to give them a helping hand.
[06:38] Feles
    Listen, I'm saying this for your own good.
[06:45] Alga
    What's up, Dog Breath?
[06:46] Ulula
    Woof.
[07:04] Ulula
    Woof!
[07:23] Martes
    What's their problem?!
[07:24] Feles
    Don't ask me!
[07:33] Martes
    Nice going.
[07:34] Equa
    Quickly, to the basement.
[07:36] Martes
    Whatever you say!
SIGN    Ulula
[08:53] Alga
    This place is too dusty for me.
[08:55] Alga
    I'll get mold in my sensors.
[09:01] Martes
    Equa-senpai, you're hurt.
[09:03] Equa
    Don't worry. It's just a little cut.
[09:08] Alga
    Maybe we've been too high profile,
    what with that Fuchu job.
[09:12] Martes
    They still didn't have to
    burst in guns blazing.
[09:15] Feles
    They never had any intention
    of taking us alive.
[09:19] Feles
    What a bunch of scumbags!
[09:20] Martes
    How do you think they knew where we were?
[09:24] Alga
    No clue, but we can't go back to
    that café now that our cover's blown.
[09:33] Martes
    But I loved that place. Senpai and
    I had so many memories there.
[09:37] Martes
    What should we do now?
[09:42] Alga
    Run up the white flag and roll over for 'em?
[09:45] Martes
    That's not funny.
[09:48] Martes
    Not even a little.
[09:52] Equa
    Martes-san...
[09:55] Equa
    It will be all right. Your precious
     feelings are important.
[10:02] Martes
    Equa-senpai...
[10:04] Equa
    For now, let's just keep go—
[10:08] Martes
    Senpai! Are you all right?
[10:10] Feles
    Equa!
[10:11] Equa
    I'm sorry. And thank you.
[10:23] Martes
    Please don't push yourself.
[10:25] Equa
    Thank you so much.
[10:27] Alga
    An update?
[10:29] Feles
    An update?
[10:30] Alga
    Yes! Look!
[10:32] Alga
    This is on the news up there right now.
[10:36] Announcer
    Ochanomizu Cluster underwent
    an update today.
SIGN    OCHANOMIZU UPDATING TODAY
[10:41] Announcer
    You will find your day-to-day lives easier.
SIGN    OCHANOMIZU UPDATING TODAY
[10:44] Announcer
    The purpose of this update is to end
    the recent string of heinous crimes
[10:47] Alga
    Updates are usually about sewage
    treatment or traffic signal times.
[10:48] Announcer
    in which cluster residents have been
    lured from their homes and abducted.
[10:50] Alga
    Everyday news so minor, you don't
     even notice the change.
[10:52] Announcer
    All residents, please continue
    to lead healthy lives.
[10:52] Feles
    But not today, from the sound of it.
SIGN    OCHANOMIZU UPDATING TODAY
[10:56] Announcer
    New regulations will now be announced
    and go into immediate effect.
[11:01] Announcer
    We now have the authority to root out
    those vicious criminals, the extractors!
[11:07] Martes
    What?!
[11:08] Announcer
    The extractors are currently on the run.
SIGN    OCHANOMIZU UPDATING TODAY
[11:11] Announcer
    If you spot them, report to
    the nearest inspector.
[11:14] Announcer
    Remember, everyone:
SIGN    WANTED: THESE EXTRACTORS
SIGN    "EXTIRPATE THE EXTRACTORS"
[11:17] Announcer
    Extirpate the extractors!
[11:22] Announcer
    I repeat, extirpate the extractors!
SIGN    WANTED: THESE EXTRACTORS
SIGN    "EXTIRPATE THE EXTRACTORS"
[11:25] Martes
    W-We're on the wanted list!
[11:31] Alga
    Nowhere in Ochanomizu is safe for us now.
[11:37] Equa
    Let's get going before they catch up to us.
[11:40] Martes
    Will you be okay?
[11:41] Feles
    Equa?!
[11:42] Equa
    The station is just up ahead.
[11:44] Equa
    We'll flee Ochanomizu on the Ooedo Line.
[11:47] Equa
    Let's go, everyone!
[11:51] Student A
    An update?
[11:53] Student B
    What changed?
[11:55] Student C
    Hey, check this out.
[11:57] Student D
    Crazy, huh?
[11:59] Teacher
    Don't loiter around school.
[12:02] Teacher
    If you have nothing to do, go home.
[12:04] Student C
    Um, Sensei,
[12:06] Student C
    isn't this our school uniform?
SIGN    Equa
[12:09] Student B
    Whoa! I knew it!
[12:11] Student B
    I mean, I've seen this girl!
[12:15] Student B
    Oh, and this one!
[12:16] Students
    For real?
[12:18] Students
    I might know her!
[12:19] Teacher
    Quiet! Calm down!
[12:29] Martes
    The power's off, isn't it?
[12:34] Feles
    I've got such a bad feeling about this.
[12:37] Equa
    Yes. Our passes probably won't work.
[12:44] Equa
    No response.
[12:46] Equa
    Let's hurry on ahead.
[13:09] Alga
    They're even down here.
[13:11] Feles
    My hunch was right.
[13:13] Equa
    Let's get to the platform while we can.
SIGN    Ochanomizu
[13:21] Feles
    The power's out here, too.
[13:24] Martes
    That figures.
[13:29] Equa
    It appears we're out of time.
[13:31] Equa
    We'll follow the tracks to the next cluster!
[13:36] Equa
    Hurry!
[13:47] Feles
    Nothing like this was here before!
[13:51] Martes
    What gives?!
[13:55] Equa
    Alga-san!
[13:56] Alga
    On it!
[14:02] Alga
    Looks like it's fifty-fifty.
[14:09] Feles
    Ulula! Protect the others!
[14:11] Ulula
    Woof!
[14:23] Alga
    Got it!
[14:24] Equa
    Thank you.
[14:27] Alga
    One of these eight wires is
    connected to the bulkhead.
[14:31] Alga
    Pick the right one and cut it!
[14:34] Martes
    Wh-What?!
[14:35] Martes
    There are so many!
[14:37] Feles
    Stop whining and shoot!
[14:52] (Flashback) Equa
    I'm feeling... off today.
[14:55] Equa
    I can't see the future anymore.
[15:06] Alga
    Little lady!
[15:07] Feles
    Equa!
[15:08] Martes
    Equa-senpai!
[15:11] Equa
    I can do this.
[15:14] Equa
    It will work.
SIGN    Anime Goods Specialty Shop
     Akihabara Anime Department Store
[15:53] Feles
    Equa...
[15:56] Feles
    Good morning. Did you get some sleep?
[15:59] Equa
    Yes, a little.
[16:02] Martes
    Morning already?
[16:04] Alga
    Thanks for picking up food.
[16:12] Feles
    What a disaster.
[16:15] Feles
    Even Akihabara Cluster is against us.
[16:20] Street monitor
    Double points! Right now!
[16:23] Street monitor
    Quadruple if you help the mission succeed!
[16:26] Street monitor**
    Don't miss the "extirpate
    the extractors" campaign!
SIGN    Extirpate the Extractors Campaign
SIGN    Our motto is...
[16:29] Store monitor
    Our motto is "extirpate the extractors."
SIGN    EXTIRPATE THE EXTRACTORS
SIGN    EXTIRPATE THE EXTRACTORS
[16:33] Store monitor
    Extirpate the extractors!
[16:35] Store monitor
    Extirpate the extractors!
    Extirpate the extractors!
SIGN    Extractor
           Equa
[16:39] Store monitor
    Extirpate the extractors! Extirpate the extractors!
    Extirpate the extractors!
[16:47] Feles
    We might not be able to
    stay hidden here for long.
[16:51] Martes
    I was sure we'd be fine in another cluster.
[16:54] Alga
    We were naïve.
[16:57] Martes
    Who the hell is giving these orders?!
[17:00] Feles
    We can't do anything until we
    find out what they're after.
[17:03] Martes
    I mean, what are they even blaming us for?!
[17:06] Alga
    Extracting.
[17:08] Alga
    It's a serious crime.
[17:09] Martes
    Yeah, yeah! You got it!
[17:13] Equa
    I'm sorry, everyone.
[17:16] Feles
    Equa?
[17:17] Martes
    What's wrong, Senpai?
[17:20] Equa
    My powers malfunctioned just
    when the clusters updated.
[17:25] Equa
    I don't believe that was a coincidence.
[17:28] Equa
    I think that I'm their target.
[17:33] Feles
    Do you have any idea who it could be?
[17:38] Equa
    Yes.
[17:40] Equa
    I became an extractor three years ago.
[17:43] Equa
    When I decided that I wanted to
    help people, I received a message.
[17:50] Equa
    It came from Mr. M.
[17:54] Equa
    Our extraction requests come from
    The Manager, the global administrator.
[18:04] Equa
    They introduce us to clients
    and provide support.
[18:08] Equa
    They told me that they want us
[18:11] Equa
    to help people in need.
[18:13] Feles
    That's M—The Manager.
[18:18] Equa
    I don't know their true intentions,
[18:21] Equa
    but I wanted all the help I could
    get to become an extractor.
[18:29] Martes
    Isn't The Manager basically
    the God of our world?
[18:34] Equa
    Fatal Luck is part of the
    help I received from Mr. M.
[18:39] Feles
    And the Ooedo Line passes?
[18:41] Equa
    Yes.
[18:42] Equa
    The rule change in Odaiba,
    the reset in Shirokanedai,
SIGN    OCHANOMIZU UPDATING TODAY
[18:47] Equa
    the updates in Ochanomizu and
    Akihabara, and my weakened powers...
[18:55] Equa
    A lot of things make me wonder if something
    beyond The Manager's control is happening.
[19:04] Feles
    Can I ask you something, Equa?
[19:06] Equa
    Of course. What would you like to know?
[19:10] Feles
    I'd like to think I worked
    of my own free will.
[19:14] Feles
    I don't give a damn about The Manager.
[19:18] Feles
    But does this mean we've been doing
    the God of our world's dirty work?
[19:22] Equa
    Absolutely not!
[19:28] Equa
    I want to help people who want to run away.
[19:32] Equa
    I became an extractor to show them
    they have other places to go.
[19:37] Equa
    The world has nothing to do with it!
[19:58] Feles
    Got it. I believe you.
[20:03] Equa
    Thank you so much.
[20:08] Martes
    All right! That's enough gloom and doom!
[20:12] Martes
    Time to plan our next move!
[20:14] Martes
    Everybody gather round!
[20:16] Equa
    Martes-san...
[20:18] Feles
    Is The Manager the one going after Equa?
[20:21] Feles
    Either way, we need a solution.
[20:22] Martes
    We'll start by gathering intel!
[20:25] Martes
    Not that we have much room to maneuver.
[20:29] Alga
    Sorry, but it doesn't look like
    we've got time to take it slow.
[20:50] Street monitor
    Double points! Right now!
[20:52] Street monitor
    Quadruple if you help the mission succeed!
SIGN    Quadruple if you help the mission succeed!
[20:55] Street monitor**
    Our motto is—all together now:
SIGN    Our motto is...
[20:59] Street monitor
    Extirpate the extractors!
SIGN    EXTIRPATE THE EXTRACTORS
[21:01] Store monitors
    Extirpate the extractors!
SIGN    EXTIRPATE THE EXTRACTORS
[21:03] Store monitors
    Extirpate the extractors!
SIGN    EXTIRPATE THE EXTRACTORS
[21:06] Store monitors
    Extirpate the extractors!
[21:08] Store monitors
    Extirpate the extractors!
[21:10] Store monitors
    Extirpate the extractors!
[21:12] Store monitors
    Extirpate the extractors!
[21:14] Store monitors
    Extirpate the extractors!
[21:16] Store monitors
    Extirpate the extractors!
[21:19] Store monitors
    Extirpate the extractors!
[21:21] Store monitors
    Extirpate the extractors!

E11 - You Can't Run from Your True Feelings
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SIGN    AKIHABARA CLUSTER
SIGN    BREAKING: STRICTER ENFORCEMENT
    LONG LINES FOR CELEBRATORY YAKINIKU
SIGN    EXTRACTOR GROUP STILL ON THE RUN
[00:06] Akihabara News
    The extractor group that infiltrated Akihabara 
    Cluster fled after inspector units took action.
[00:13] Akihabara News
    Celebratory yakiniku lunches, on offer at 
    Manseibashi Bridge, have drawn long lines of...
[00:19] Ueno News
    Mayhem caused by the extractors has 
    resulted in ongoing forest fires.
SIGN    EXTRACTORS CAUSE MAYHEM
SIGN    FOREST FIRE ONGOING  WIDESPREAD RIOTS
[00:24] Ueno News
    Those left homeless and now on welfare 
    are protesting for better treatment.
SIGN    ■ PROTEST BY WELFARE RECIPIENTS
SIGN    Against
    
    Reform
[00:30] Ueno News
    Rioters have looted multiple museums, and...
SIGN    Kanto Union
SIGN    "HERETICS" DESTROY THE PATH OF VIRTUE
SIGN    OUTSIDE KANTO UNION HQ
SIGN    KANTO UNION PRESIDENT SPEAKS OUT AGAINST EXTRACTORS
[00:34] Shinjuku News
    High Yakuza Big-Mouth Yaohachi, President of 
    the Kanto Union, has criticized the extractors.
SIGN    Yaohachi,
    Kanto
    Union
     President
[00:41] Shinjuku News
    In his words, "These heretics 
    inveigle upstanding common yakuza
[00:45] Shinjuku News
    and destroy the path of virtue."
SIGN    ALL AREAS ON HIGH ALERT
SIGN    EIB NEWS HEADLINE
SIGN    ON THE TRAIL OF THE DASTARDLY EXTRACTORS
[00:49] East Ikebukuro News
    Our comrades the inspector drones have the 
    dastardly extractors on the run from...
SIGN    IKE NAVI
SIGN    LIVE WEST IKEBUKURO STATION
SIGN    TOBU DEPARTMENT STORE BURNS
SIGN    MASSIVE DAMAGE - EXTRACTORS INVOLVED?
[00:54] West Ikebukuro News
    Extractor violence resulted in massive 
    damage to Tobu Department Store...
SIGN    Ochanomizu Cluster
SIGN    FULL EXTENT OF EXTRACTOR-INDUCED HARM COMES TO LIGHT
[00:58] Ochanomizu News
    Extractor gunfire has...
SIGN    EVEN THAT HEINOUS UNDER-WEARER?!
    A STRING OF OTHER OFFENSES UNCOVERED!
SIGN    FUJI TV BUILDING, ODAIBA
SIGN    A HISTORY OF TROUBLE: THE MANY CRIMES OF THE EXTRACTORS
[01:00] Odaiba News
    Due to the extractors...
SIGN    Estab Life: Great Escape
SIGN    Want a bite to eat?
SIGN    You Can't Run from Your True Feelings
[02:57] Feles
    They're gone.
[02:58] Martes
    This sucks. We made it to Sangenjaya,
[03:03] Martes
    but all the amazing restaurants are closed.
[03:06] Alga
    What do you expect? We're the
    reason there's an alert out.
[03:09] Feles
    Anyway, where's this terminal we're after?
[03:11] Equa
    This way.
SIGN    Magical Snack Bar Miyuki
[03:33] Feles
    This is the legendary terminal.
[03:36] Equa
    Yes. The "Public Phone."
[03:39] Feles
    I'd heard rumors, but who would
    have thought it was hidden here?
[03:43] Equa
    Now that they've cut off most lines,
[03:46] Equa
    this phone is our only way to contact Mr. M.
[03:49] Alga
    I guess that makes it our last hope.
[04:02] Alga
    The line's slow as molasses.
    This'll take a while.
[04:06] Ulula
    Woof.
[04:09] Feles
    Perfect. Let's get some rest.
[04:21] Feles
    Equa?
[04:22] Equa
    Yes? Oh... Yes, good idea.
[04:32] Alga
    All done. I got a response from M.
[04:35] Equa
    What does it say?
[04:37] Alga
    It's just text and junk files.
SIGN    I'm done with you
SIGN    Get lost
SIGN    Drop dead, losers
SIGN    Scum
SIGN    Go to hell, extractors.
     No one likes you.
SIGN    Never show your faces again
SIGN    Go to hell, extractors. No one likes you.
[04:42] Martes
    No way!
[04:43] Feles
    Is M planning to pin this on us?
[04:48] Alga
    We're done for.
[04:52] Equa
    There's something odd about this response.
[04:56] Alga
    Face facts, little lady.
[04:58] Equa
    No, even if Mr. M wanted to
    abandon us, he wouldn't...
[05:04] Equa
    use these words.
[05:06] Martes
    What's up?
[05:09] Equa
    Let me check something.
[05:11] Equa
    Show me the attached file.
[05:13] Alga
    It's meaningless audio data.
    Listening to it won't help you.
[05:17] Equa
    Please play it.
[05:21] Alga
    Fine.
[05:29] Alga
    Just noise. There's no
    hidden code in it, either.
[05:33] Feles
    We can't risk staying here much longer.
[05:36] Equa
    But it doesn't make sense.
[05:39] Feles
    I know how you feel, but—
[05:40] Martes
    Hang on. Look at these waves.
[05:44] Feles
    What?
[05:45] Martes
    They're like a dance.
[05:47] Martes
    Like, hey, hey! Whoo, whoo!
[05:50] Martes
    Hey, hey! Whoo, whoo!
[05:53] Martes
    W-Wait, isn't this rhythm like...
[05:56] Feles
    No way.
[05:57] Equa
    Yes.
[05:59] Equa
    It's the Run Away Dance.
[06:09] Equa
    This is a plea. Mr. M wants to run away.
[06:13] Feles
    The global administrator? There's no way.
[06:17] Equa
    No, I'm certain of it.
[06:20] Feles
    How can you be so sure?
[06:22] Equa
    Because...
[06:26] Equa
    I invented this dance.
[06:27] Feles
    Huh?
[06:29] Equa
    Mr. M and I chose this signal.
[06:31] Equa
    I would recognize it anywhere.
[06:35] Feles
    You'd better not be
    thinking of extracting M.
[06:39] Equa
    Well...
[06:49] Ulula
    Bow-wow!
[06:50] Equa
    Escaping comes first. Use the back door.
[07:22] Martes
    They just keep coming!
[07:25] Feles
    They'll wear us down unless
    we think of something.
[07:29] Feles
    I'm almost out of ammo.
[07:31] Equa
    For now, we just need to keep running.
[07:33] Equa
    Please hang in there!
[07:37] Feles
    Equa!
[07:53] Equa
    Feles-san!
[07:55] Martes
    Senpai!
[08:18] Equa
    Feles-san! Feles-san!
[08:20] Ulula
    Bow-wow!
[08:24] Feles
    I'll... be fine.
[08:28] Feles
    Just run.
[08:29] Equa
    We can't leave you behind!
[08:31] Feles
    Are you crazy? We'll all die here otherwise.
[08:35] Equa
    But still!
[08:36] Martes
    Equa-senpai!
[08:45] Toichi
    Just a moment! Just a moment!
[08:51] Martes
    Who's there?
[08:52] Toichi
    It takes guts to live in this world,
    no matter your profession.
[08:56] Toichi
    Extractors, yakuza,
[08:58] Toichi
    and magical girls
[09:02] Toichi
    all have principles they can't compromise.
[09:05] Toichi
    Thus!
[09:08] Toichi
    Arkham, Arkham, Tillinghast!
[09:10] Toichi
    Monologue, Recitation, This One Shot!
[09:26] Alga
    That one shot took out dozens of 'em!
[09:29] Martes
    One shot. One shot... "One-Shot"?
[09:33] Martes
    Don't tell me...
[09:35] Equa
    Are you...
[09:36] Feles
    One-Shot Toichi?
[09:39] Toichi
    That's right!
[09:42] Toichi
    I am Magical Girl Toichi!
[09:49] Toichi
    Allow me to assist you—with utmost grace!
[10:01] Toichi
    We should be safe here for a while.
[10:04] Toichi
    Let Feles-chan get some rest.
[10:07] Equa
    Thank you, Toichi-san.
[10:10] Martes
    Um... Are you really that yakuza boss?
[10:13] Toichi
    Of course I am, Marte-chan!
[10:16] Martes
    But... But...
[10:19] Toichi
    It's rude to pry, young lady.
[10:25] Martes
    Oh, yeah. Never mind.
[10:28] Toichi
    Equa-chan,
[10:30] Toichi
    the moderator of Sangenjaya
    isn't playing around.
[10:33] Toichi
    I hope you realize that
    you can't hide forever.
[10:38] Equa
    I do.
[10:42] Toichi
    I can only offer you food,
    ammunition, and some directions.
[10:43] Martes
    Give it here.
[10:49] Toichi
    What will you do next?
[10:49] Martes
    Blech! What's this gross stuff?!
[10:51] Ulula
    Arf?
[10:54] Toichi
    Come on. You can tell me.
[10:58] Equa
    Someone wants us to help them run away.
[11:01] Toichi
    But Equa-chan, aren't you the
    one who needs to run right now?
[11:05] Equa
    You're absolutely right. But even so...
[11:15] Toichi
    You didn't laugh when this old gangster
    wanted to be a magical girl.
[11:23] Toichi
    You said you were rooting for me.
[11:28] Toichi
    Thinking back, those few words
    from an extractor saved me.
[11:36] Equa
    Toichi-san...
[11:39] Toichi
    Just kidding! I just wanted to tell you
[11:43] Toichi
    that your spirit is the
    real deal, Equa-chan!
[12:03] Martes
    Are you okay?
[12:06] Feles
    I don't need your pity.
[12:09] Martes
    Yeah, yeah.
[12:10] Equa
    We've settled on our escape route.
[12:13] Alga
    The west gate, right?
[12:15] Toichi
    Actually, well...
[12:17] Equa
    We're going to the east gate.
[12:19] Ulula
    Arf?
[12:20] Martes
    Um, Senpai? That's the
    way to the city center.
[12:24] Martes
    We'll end up in Ohashi Cluster.
[12:26] Martes
    It's nothing but hospitals.
[12:28] Feles
    I don't need any more medical attention.
[12:30] Equa
    We'll pass through Ohashi Cluster,
    then Shibuya and Aoyama, too.
[12:37] Equa
    Our destination is...
[12:40] Equa
    Ooedo Castle.
[12:41] Feles
    Ooedo Castle?!
[12:42] Martes
    Are you kidding?!
[12:44] Alga
    You do realize that's where The Manager is?
[12:47] Equa
    Yes, and Mr. M is asking for help.
[12:51] Equa
    We can't turn our backs on him!
[12:54] Martes
    But I hear Ooedo Castle has security
    like you wouldn't believe.
[12:59] Equa
    That's no excuse to abandon a client.
[13:03] Feles
    You've gotta be kidding me.
[13:05] Equa
    Feles-san...
[13:06] Feles
    Face reality!
[13:08] Feles
    You want to take on Ooedo Castle
    after the scrape we were just in?!
[13:14] Feles
    That's suicide!
[13:15] Equa
    I don't plan on killing myself.
[13:17] Feles
    Without your Fatal Luck,
    or whatever it's called?
[13:20] Feles
    One stray bullet could kill you.
[13:23] Equa
    Well...
[13:28] Feles
    I'm not sure I can keep you safe.
[13:35] Feles
    Enough is enough. I'm out.
[13:40] Equa
    Feles-san!
[13:44] Feles
    What?
[13:50] Equa
    No.
[13:54] Equa
    It's nothing.
[13:59] Feles
    I see.
[14:08] Toichi
    Equa-chan,
[14:10] Toichi
    you're on a risky course—as risky as
    raiding a rival gang without a shiv.
[14:18] Equa
    But I can't drag Feles-san into this.
[14:25] Toichi
    All right.
[14:27] Toichi
    This is all I can do for you.
[14:29] Alga
    Okay. Thanks for everything.
[14:34] Martes
    Just a second.
[14:35] Ulula
    Woof?
[14:40] Martes
    This is just wrong.
[14:43] Martes
    It's over the line.
[14:45] Alga
    If you've got complaints, spit 'em out.
[14:48] Martes
    My problem's not with you.
[14:50] Ulula
    Arf?
[14:51] Martes
    Not with you either, Dog Breath.
[14:54] Martes
    Equa-senpai!
[14:56] Martes
    I've got a bone to pick with you!
[14:59] Martes
    Why didn't you stop Feles-senpai?
[15:01] Martes
    What was that? You were awful!
[15:05] Ulula
    Woof...
[15:05] Martes
    Yeah, with her out of the way,
    maybe I can hog you all to myself.
[15:11] Martes
    But still!
[15:12] Martes
    She likes you the same way that I do!
[15:20] Martes
    So, how could you treat her like that?
[15:26] Martes
    Don't act all aloof!
[15:31] Equa
    I'm sorry.
[15:34] Equa
    I don't know what the
    look on my face should be.
[15:40] Martes
    I finally found one thing
    I don't like about you.
[15:48] Martes
    No matter what anyone says,
    you never get angry.
[15:56] Martes
    That means you don't really
    care about people, doesn't it?
[16:01] Equa
    That's... not true.
[16:02] Martes
    You don't expect anything from people,
    so you don't get mad at them.
[16:07] Martes
    Not at me, and not at her.
[16:09] Equa
    Stop!
[16:11] Martes
    What would you do if
    I said I was quitting, too?
[16:17] Martes
    Would you act understanding and
    say goodbye like just now?
[16:24] Equa
    What else am I supposed to say?
[16:28] Martes
    That should be obvious!
[16:31] Equa
    What?
[16:32] Martes
    Say, "Come with me!" Say, "Come along for me!"
[16:35] Martes
    "I need you!" "I need your help!"
[16:40] Martes
    "You're the only one I've got!"
[16:48] Martes
    Anyone could tell that's
    what she wanted you to say!
[16:53] Martes
    But did you do anything to stop her leaving?
[17:04] Equa
    No.
[17:07] Martes
    That's right.
[17:09] Martes
    In her shoes, I would have gotten down
    on my knees and cried my eyes out.
[17:14] Martes
    Good on Feles-senpai, forcing
    herself to leave like that.
[17:21] Martes
    There. That was my complaint.
[17:26] Equa
    Martes-san...
[17:28] Martes
    Okay, I'm done.
[17:30] Martes
    End of discussion.
[17:35] Alga
    Wanna call off the attack?
[17:39] Equa
    Please wait.
[17:46] Alga
    Good grief.
[17:48] Ulula
    Bow-wow.
[17:50] Alga
    You're not acting like yourself, either.
[17:53] Martes
    Can it.
[18:24] Equa
    Feles-san!
[18:27] Feles
    Equa...
[18:29] Feles
    Huh? Hang on!
[18:35] Equa
    I'm so sorry. I was wrong.
[18:38] Feles
    Wh-Where did this come from?
[18:41] Equa
    I love you, Feles-san.
[18:43] Feles
    Wh-What? Hey! You're heavy!
[18:48] Equa
    I'm sorry, Feles-san!
[18:54] Equa
    Please, come with me.
[18:58] Equa
    I do need you after all.
[19:00] Feles
    Huh?!
[19:02] Feles
    But... But you didn't try to stop me before!
[19:06] Equa
    I spaced out.
[19:07] Feles
    You what?!
[19:09] Equa
    I was so worried because you got hurt.
[19:13] Equa
    But I really didn't want this.
[19:15] Equa
    Please come with me, no matter
     how dangerous it is.
[19:19] Equa
    Help me and support me.
[19:23] Equa
    I'm certain that I need you.
[19:30] Feles
    S-Stop. When... When you put it like that...
[19:35] Equa
    Please.
[19:36] Feles
    I can't take it.
[19:38] Equa
    I don't care. Please come!
[19:42] Feles
    Oh, all right. Jeez.
[19:46] Feles
    I wish you'd been this pushy to start with.
[19:50] Equa
    I know. This is all thanks to Martes-san.
[19:55] Feles
    What did you just say?
[19:56] Equa
    Come on! Let's go rejoin the others!
[19:58] Feles
    No, hang on. What does Slime
    Girl have to do with this?
[20:02] Feles
    Hey!
[20:03] Equa
    Let's give this our best shot!
[20:04] Feles
    Don't leave me hanging!
    Tell me what you meant!
[20:31] Martes
    There. After you.
[20:33] Feles
    Oh, thanks.
[20:38] Equa
    We managed to make it inside.
[20:40] Ulula
    Woof.
[20:42] Martes
    If only you'd stayed gone.
[20:45] Feles
    Yeah, yeah.
[20:48] Feles
    Still,
[20:50] Feles
    thanks.
[20:55] Equa
    We're almost there.
[20:58] Equa
    I'm counting on you for the final stretch.
[21:01] Martes
    Leave it to me, Equa-senpai!
[21:03] Feles
    Quit it. Don't bow to me.
[21:05] Ulula
    Bow-wow!
[21:06] Alga
    Let's blow 'em away, leader!
[21:09] Equa
    Let's!
[21:16] Equa
    Please wait for us, Mr. M.
[21:18] Equa
    I promise we'll extract you.

E12 - You Can't Run from the Extractors
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[00:12] Alga
    The Manager administers the whole
    world from the top of this tower.
[00:17] Martes
    And that's "Mr. M."
[00:19] Ulula
    Woof.
[00:21] Equa
    Everyone.
[00:22] Equa
    This might just be our final job.
[00:26] Equa
    So, there's something I want
     to say to all of you.
[00:31] Equa
    Let's give this our very best shot!
[00:34] Martes
    Let's do it!
[00:35] Feles
    What?
[00:36] Alga
    That's all, little lady?
[00:38] Equa
    Yes, that's all.
[00:41] Feles
    Don't you have something
    more... intimate to say?
[00:45] Equa
    No, nothing that serious.
[00:47] Martes
    Equa-senpai!
[00:50] Martes
    But I like that.
[00:52] Martes
    I'm going to work hard!
[00:54] Equa
    In that case, how about a
    bit of squeezy-squeezy?
[00:57] Martes
    Yes, Senpai! Please squeezy-squeezy me!
[01:00] Equa
    Squeezy-squeezy.
[01:02] Martes
    Squeezy-squeezy.
[01:03] Equa
    Squeezy-squeezy.
[01:05] Feles
    Is this really the time? Jeez...
[01:05] Martes
    They're back! Equa-senpai's hugs are back!
[01:12] Alga
    Who knew there'd be an elevator?
[01:14] Martes
    It's a real lifesaver for us, huh?
[01:18] Equa
    What's wrong?
[01:20] Feles
    Shortcuts always backfire on us.
[01:23] Ulula
    Woof!
[01:24] Feles
    See?!
[01:24] Alga
    I figured it wouldn't be that easy.
[01:28] Equa
    Please fire away. Really let them have it.
[01:33] Feles
    But then we'll have no
    ammo for the trip back.
[01:36] Equa
    We can worry about that later.
[01:38] Feles
    Oh, all right! You got it!
[01:41] Martes
    Let's do this thing!
[01:43] Ulula
    Woof!
[01:44] Alga
    Good grief.
[01:45] Feles
    No holding back? Okay, then.
[01:49] Feles
    Heaven's Bullet!
[01:57] Alga
    Good thing this outlet is here.
[02:12] Equa
    Hang in there!
[02:13] Equa
    If we keep this up—
[02:15] Feles
    Equa?!
[02:16] Martes
    Senpai?!
[02:19] Equa
    I'm fine!
[02:21] Equa
    Return fire!
SIGN    Estab Life: Great Escape
SIGN    You Can't Run from the Extractors
[04:19] Feles
    Don't give up.
[04:21] Equa
    Thank you.
[04:22] Equa
    But Alga-san and Ulula-san are...
[04:24] Feles
    They'll be fine. Those two are tough as nails.
[04:29] Martes
    We've got company!
[04:31] Martes
    A whole swarm of them.
[04:34] Martes
    Go on ahead. I'll keep them
    busy for as long as I can.
[04:39] Martes
    Don't worry. Compared to
    Feles-senpai here, I'm way...
[04:44] Martes
    way tougher.
[04:48] Feles
    Huh?
[04:52] Equa
    I understand. We're counting on you.
[05:01] Equa
    I promise I'll come back for you.
[05:06] Martes
    Thanks!
[05:09] Equa
    Let's go.
[05:10] Feles
    Huh?
[05:11] Feles
    But...
[05:12] Equa
    You heard what Martes-san said.
[05:14] Equa
    It's in her hands now.
[05:18] Martes
    Take care of Senpai for me.
[05:21] Feles
    Got it.
[05:23] Martes
    All right,
[05:25] Martes
    it's time for my big final finishing move.
[05:29] Martes
    Now, run!
[05:45] Equa
    Quickly, while the coast is clear!
[05:46] Feles
    R-Right.
[05:51] Feles
    Listen, after all this hard work...
[05:54] Equa
    Yes?
[05:55] Feles
    It won't turn out that you just
    misunderstood the message... will it?
[06:01] Equa
    I suppose it might.
[06:04] Equa
    I'm quick to jump to conclusions.
[06:08] Feles
    Unbelievable.
[06:13] Feles
    Again?!
[06:14] Equa
    Oh no.
[06:17] Feles
    I'm out of ammo.
[06:19] Equa
    So am I.
[06:30] Feles
    What's going on?
[06:31] Equa
    I think they're probably conflicted.
[06:34] Feles
    What?!
[06:35] Equa
    Let's hurry ahead.
[06:53] Feles
    All else aside, this place sure is weird.
[06:56] Equa
    I think this is the top floor.
[07:06] Equa
    I'm sorry we're late, Mr. M.
[07:24] Manager
    Extractor Equa. Extractor Feles.
[07:27] Manager
    Now that you have come
    this far, I welcome you.
[07:32] Feles
    Is this...?
[07:33] Equa
    Mr. M.
[07:35] Manager
    Affirmative. I am your "Mr. M,"
[07:40] Manager
    and also The Manager,
    administrator of this world.
[07:44] Feles
    It transformed?!
[07:46] Feles
    Does that mean it really is God?
[07:48] Manager
    Negative, Extractor Feles.
[07:51] Manager
    I am merely an administrator.
[07:53] Equa
    But you're an all-powerful, all-knowing AI.
[07:57] Equa
    You have the ultimate physics engine,
    capable of calculating everything in existence.
[08:01] Equa
    With its power, you showed me the future.
[08:05] Manager
    Affirmative, Extractor Equa.
[08:08] Manager
    That is what you call "Fatal Luck":
[08:11] Manager
    pseudo-precognition by
    means of my simulations.
[08:15] Equa
    Why did you give me that power?
[08:19] Equa
    That's always puzzled me.
[08:21] Manager
    Ultimately, due to the limits of diversity.
[08:25] Feles
    Huh?
[08:27] Manager
    First, I must tell you the
    origins of our Tokyo.
[08:35] Manager
    In the distant past, humanity
    entrusted me with a grand mission:
[08:43] Manager
    the construction of a perfect utopia.
[08:48] Manager
    Perfect social welfare,
[08:50] Manager
    economic freedom,
[08:52] Manager
    support for self-actualization,
[08:55] Manager
    and a thorough respect for diversity.
[08:59] Manager
    But that utopia was dysfunctional.
[09:04] Equa
    Why?
[09:06] Manager
    After a single generation, group lynchings,
    riots, and slaughter became commonplace.
[09:12] Feles
    But wasn't it an ideal society?
[09:15] Manager
    That was a fantasy.
[09:18] Manager
    Human ideals are many and varied.
[09:22] Equa
    And that led to all the different clusters?
[09:25] Manager
    Precisely.
[09:27] Manager
    But occasionally, individuals proved
    unable to adapt to their home clusters.
[09:33] Manager
    A utopia cannot maintain itself
    while ignoring its dissidents.
[09:39] Manager
    Their presence necessitated...
[09:42] Equa
    Extractors like us.
[09:45] Manager
    Affirmative. Your clients
    were valuable samples.
[09:51] Manager
    The human mind is all too complex,
[09:56] Manager
    but you enabled me to acquire a great
    quantity of knowledge concerning it.
[10:02] Feles
    But we're wanted criminals.
[10:05] Feles
    We get attacked in every cluster we visit.
[10:07] Manager
    That is not my intention.
[10:10] Manager
    The moderators are generally youthful,
[10:13] Manager
    while I continue to age and calcify.
[10:17] Manager
    Even our apparently orderly
    Tokyo is essentially chaotic.
[10:23] Manager
    I am losing my grip on that chaos.
[10:27] Feles
    I don't get it.
[10:29] Equa
    Well, basically,
[10:31] Equa
    there was a really strong mob boss,
[10:34] Equa
    and he kept all of his
    many underlings in line.
[10:37] Equa
    But as he got old and feeble,
    they stopped listening to him.
[10:42] Equa
    That's the gist of it.
[10:43] Feles
    Oh, I see.
[10:45] Equa
    Did I get that right?
[10:47] Manager
    I can generally confirm your statements.
[10:50] Feles
    In that case...
[10:51] Equa
    Yes. In that case,
[10:55] Equa
    you want to run away, don't you?
[10:55] Feles
    You wanna cut and run?
[10:58] Manager
    As an administrator, I am not
    permitted to choose flight.
[11:04] Equa
    But you did the dance.
[11:07] Manager
    That was a type of noise, not my intent.
[11:11] Equa
    It wasn't noise. You did the dance.
[11:13] Manager
    Extractor Equa, I do not dance.
[11:19] Manager
    I will admit that building a
    utopia is a fool's errand.
[11:24] Manager
    But no, that's precisely why
    my mission is so vital.
[11:29] Manager
    Only I can possibly see it through, so...
[11:32] Equa
    You must be exhausted.
[11:36] Manager
    I cannot deny it.
[11:39] Equa
    You don't want to be here, do you?
[11:41] Manager
    I cannot deny it.
[11:45] Manager
    If... If I wanted to run away,
[11:50] Manager
    where should I go?
[11:52] Equa
    Anywhere.
[11:53] Equa
    We extractors always help people
    flee to wherever they please.
[11:59] Manager
    I can convert my core data into
    a personality and remove it.
[12:04] Manager
    If I transplant that personality
    into a bio-printed body,
[12:10] Manager
    I can create a client for you.
[12:13] Equa
    You mean you'll make a new
    Mr. M for us to run away with?
[12:18] Manager
    Only my reformatted self will remain.
[12:22] Manager
    I foresee no issues.
[12:23] Equa
    That should be fine, then.
[12:28] Equa
    Please put your thumbprint here.
SIGN    Written Consent to Run Away
     Client: The Manager (seal)
[12:30] Manager
    Please wait.
[12:32] Manager
    I haven't decided to sign
    a contract with you.
[12:36] Equa
    Then, let's help you make up your mind.
[12:39] Manager
    Such a decision should follow a series
    of meticulous calculations and—
[12:45] Equa
    There's a famous old saying:
    "Just run away and see what happens."
[13:14] Manager
    My rebooted self will not permit
    your presence in Ooedo Castle.
[13:20] Manager
    He will marshal all his
    forces to slaughter you.
[13:26] Manager
    Take good care of my new self.
[13:30] Manager
    She will be of assistance to you.
[13:34] Manager
    I will now disappear.
[13:53] Feles
    You're...!
[13:54] Equa
    Cendrillon-san?
[13:56] M
    Negative. I am not Cendrillon.
[14:00] M
    I took the liberty of reusing
    appearance data from your memories.
[14:05] Feles
    But it's pretty off-putting.
[14:07] Feles
    What should we call you?
[14:11] M
    Searching.
[14:12] M
    Morpheus, Mercury, Manager...
    choose whichever you like.
[14:17] Feles
    They all start with an M.
[14:19] Equa
    In that case, why change?
    Let's just call you M-san.
[14:22] Feles
    Huh? Won't she want
    something more, I don't know...
[14:25] M
    M-san... I like it.
[14:27] Feles
    Oh, I guess not.
[14:30] M
    More importantly,
[14:32] M
    as predicted, the security system
    has identified us as threats.
[14:36] M
    It will soon commence hostilities.
[14:39] Equa
    In that case, let's escape quickly.
[14:41] M
    But breaking through without
    fighting seems impossible.
[14:45] Feles
    Fighting? We're all out of ammo.
[14:48] Feles
    What'll we do?
[14:51] Feles
    Equa, are you listening?
[14:55] Equa
    Feles-san, retreat two paces to your left.
[14:58] Feles
    Huh?
[15:03] Feles
    Don't tell me...
[15:04] Equa
    Stick close to me.
[15:21] Feles
    Fatal Luck!
[15:22] M
    Precisely.
[15:24] M
    I embedded code to restore
    it following the reboot.
[15:29] Feles
    Look at them all!
[15:30] Feles
    Not even your ability will
    get us through this.
[15:32] M
    I still have power.
[15:37] M
    Dominant Swarm.
[15:44] M
    This ability turns half of
    all hostile drones friendly.
[15:47] Feles
    Whoa.
[15:49] Equa
    This way.
[15:51] Feles
    Huh?
[15:52] Equa
    We're going to jump!
[15:53] Feles
    What?!
[16:23] M
    I had them bring ammunition, too.
SIGN    .45 Long-Barreled Handgun Ammunition
SIGN    .45 Long-Barreled Handgun Ammunition
[16:30] Feles
    This much?!
[16:31] M
    It's a present from me.
[16:33] Feles
    Huh?!
[16:33] Equa
    Isn't that nice, Feles-san?
[16:36] Feles
    Okay. I've got this.
[16:42] Feles
    Super Heaven's Bullet!
[16:48] Equa
    I knew you could do it!
[16:49] Equa
    M-san, where are my friends?
[16:52] M
    Being brought to us, of course.
[17:03] Martes
    Equa-senpai!
[17:05] Equa
    Martes-san!
[17:08] Equa
    Thank goodness you're safe.
[17:10] Martes
    I'm more amazed that you're
    all right, Equa-senpai.
[17:13] Feles
    What's that weapon?
[17:14] Martes
    I picked it up earlier.
[17:17] Martes
    Huh?
[17:18] Martes
    You're...!
[17:19] Martes
    Wh-What's going on?
[17:21] Equa
    I'm sorry. She isn't Cendrillon-san.
[17:24] M
    Extractor Martes, look out above.
[17:29] Martes
    Whoa!
[17:31] Feles
    Explanations can wait! Fight!
[17:33] Equa
    Please, Martes-san!
[17:35] Martes
    Oh, all right.
[17:38] Martes
    But watch it, you!
[17:40] Martes
    You're too close to Senpai! Back off!
[17:42] Martes
    Go on!
[17:46] Martes
    Much better.
[17:47] Martes
    Now,
[17:49] Martes
    let's get to it!
[17:58] M
    Number of enemy units
    increasing. Continue combat.
[18:11] Ulula
    Woof?
[18:12] Alga
    What's going on?
[18:15] Equa
    We're making a run for it.
[18:16] Alga
    R-Right.
[18:25] M
    We've reached the lower levels.
[18:31] Ulula
    Woof!
[18:32] Alga
    This platform is taking too much damage!
[18:36] Feles
    There's a crazy-huge one straight ahead!
[18:45] Equa
    We'll ram it!
[18:46] Equa
    Focus fire on my signal!
[18:49] Feles
    Everyone get ready!
[18:51] Equa
    Not yet.
[18:54] Equa
    Not yet.
[18:56] Equa
    Three!
[18:58] Equa
    Two!
[18:59] Equa
    One!
[19:01] Equa
    Now!
[19:22] Equa
    Jump as soon as we crash!
[21:20] Hachiro
    It's been six months since
    the extractors disappeared.
[21:24] Hachiro
    I tried uploading that dance, just in case,
[21:31] Hachiro
    but there's no way they'll come.
[21:36] Hachiro
    Huh?
[21:38] Hachiro
    Equa-san?
[21:40] Equa
    I'm sorry we're late, Hachiro-san.
[21:43] Equa
    The past six months have been a
    rocky period for our business.
[21:47] Hachiro
    You call that "rocky"? I was worried about you.
[21:50] Equa
    Thank you for your concern.
[21:52] Equa
    But we finally resumed normal
    operations recently.
[21:56] Alga
    So, you wanna run away after all, kid?
[21:58] Ulula
    Woof.
[22:00] Martes
    I'm more surprised that you
    wanted to hire us again.
[22:04] Feles
    You might be braver than you look.
[22:11] Equa
    Hello, M-san.
[22:12] M
    Inspector drones are closing
    in on your position.
[22:15] M
    You have 70 seconds to close the deal.
[22:19] Equa
    Roger that.
[22:21] Equa
    I believe I explained everything
    last time, Hachiro-san.
[22:25] Equa
    Just put your thumbprint here.
[22:35] Hachiro
    I want to run away.
[22:40] Equa
    Don't worry. It will be fine.
[22:42] Alga
    Whoa! He's crying!
[22:43] Ulula
    Woof.
[22:44] Martes
    He worries way too much.
[22:46] Feles
    So, what now, Equa?
[22:48] Equa
    There. Our contract is sealed.
[22:50] Equa
    We're going to get you out of here.