ESTAB LIFE: Great Escape
When the world’s population shrinks, the Supernatural Renovation Project splits up Tokyo. Divided by towering walls, cyborgs, beast folk, and magical beings are segregated into clusters and monitored by artificial intelligence. Some adjust to their new lives, but many suffer in silence, unaware secret help is available. Have no hope and desperate to escape? The Extractors will find you!
- Season 1
- E1 - You Can't Run from Schoolwork
- E2 - You Can't Run from Memories
- E3 - You Can't Run from the Aquarium
- E4 - You Can't Run from Democracy
- E5 - You Can't Run from the Goddess
- E6 - You Can't Run from the Leader
- E7 - You Can't Run from Connections
- E8 - You Can't Run from Destiny
- E9 - You Can't Run from Domination
- E10 - You Can Run All You Want, But You Can't Get Away
- E11 - You Can't Run from Your True Feelings
- E12 - You Can't Run from the Extractors
Season 1
E1 - You Can't Run from Schoolwork
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[00:07] Priest
Eternal rest grant unto them, O Lord,
[00:13] Priest
and let perpetual light shine upon them.
[00:17] Priest
May they rest in peace.
[00:20] Priest
Out of the depths I cry to you, Lord...
[00:22] Martes
Everything's ready?
[00:24] Feles
Yeah.
[00:25] Priest
Death is sad, but it is also healing.
[00:29] Priest
It is natural for those left behind to grieve,
[00:33] Priest
but death is also the beginning of eternity,
[00:36] Priest
when the Lord Our God forgives the sins
[00:40] Priest
of the departed and makes
their souls everlasting.
[00:44] Priest
In the name of the Father, the Son,
and the Holy Spirit. Amen.
SIGN Special Inter-cluster Travel Permit
Issued to: Eastern Undertakers Co.
Travel route: Benten Gate, Ueno
[01:23] Inspector
Confirmed. You may pass.
[01:26] Girl
Ah-choo!
[01:27] Martes
Hey!
[01:28] Feles
Huh?
[01:29] Feles
Too late for that!
[01:31] Equa
Okay, then we'll ram our way through!
[01:33] Ulula
Woof!
[01:42] Martes
Ow...
[01:47] Equa
How's the cargo?
[01:48] Alga
Safe and sound.
[01:49] Equa
Thank goodness.
[01:50] Girl
Wh-What's going on?!
[01:52] Alga
What the hell do you think you're doing?!
[01:53] Girl
You said all I'd have to do was lie down!
[01:57] Equa
There's been a slight change of plans.
[01:59] Feles
Thanks to your sneeze.
[02:00] Girl
Aren't you supposed to be
professional extractors?
[02:03] Girl
You'd better actually extract me!
[02:04] Equa
We most certainly will.
[02:07] Equa
They're here.
[02:11] Equa
Head for the other gate.
[02:22] Feles
There's no end to them.
[02:26] Martes
Where are they coming from?!
[02:29] Feles
Stop talking and take them out already!
[02:32] Equa
Are you ready, Alga-san?
[02:34] Alga
Anytime.
[02:36] Equa
I can see it! That's the Akihabara gate!
[02:49] Equa
How long will it take?
[02:50] Alga
At least three seconds,
and at most, three months.
[02:53] Martes
That's another way of saying
you don't know, isn't it?
[03:10] Martes
Ow...
[03:12] Martes
I lost, like, five percent
of my body weight from that.
[03:16] Feles
That body of yours sure comes in handy.
[03:22] Feles
They really are endless!
[03:25] Alga
Got it!
[03:26] Alga
If you cut the right wire, the gate will open.
[03:29] Equa
Just like always, then.
[03:32] Equa
And if we cut the wrong one?
[03:34] Alga
Lockdown. We'll have nowhere left to run.
[03:37] Equa
That's the same as always, too.
[03:49] Alga
It's your call, leader!
[03:51] Equa
Right!
SIGN Estab Life: Great Escape
SIGN You Can't Run from Schoolwork
[05:34] Equa
Bye. See you later.
[05:37] Ulula
Woof.
[05:37] Alga
Sure!
SIGN St. Yushima Academy
[05:51] Equa
Isn't it lovely out?
[05:55] Equa
The forecast said it would rain
this afternoon, but I bet it won't.
[05:59] Equa
I had a dream that you and
I went for a delightful afternoon stroll.
[06:05] Feles
Buzz off. People will think we're friends.
[06:09] Equa
But we are friends.
[06:10] Feles
You told me that job yesterday would be safe!
[06:15] Feles
I almost died.
[06:16] Feles
Huh?
[06:16] Equa
Does that mean...
[06:18] Equa
we're not friends anymore?
[06:22] Equa
I couldn't bear to end our friendship!
[06:24] Feles
I said, quit it! We've only
ever been colleagues!
[06:28] Equa
We're friends!
[06:29] Feles
Stay back! Give me space!
[06:30] Feles
Go away!
[06:32] Martes
Good morning!
[06:35] Equa
Martes-san!
[06:37] Martes
Equa-senpai! You're as
gorgeous and lovely as always!
[06:41] Martes
Feles-senpai, you're...
[06:44] Martes
Well, you're okay, I guess.
[06:47] Martes
Now, Equa-senpai, forget
about her and give me a hug!
[06:53] Martes
Let's strengthen our bond
with a hearty squeeze!
[06:56] Equa
All right. Squeezy-squeeze.
[06:58] Martes
Squeezy-squeezy!
[06:59] Feles
Huh?
[07:00] Equa
Come on, Feles-san. Squeezy time.
[07:02] Feles
I told you to knock it off!
[07:04] Equa
Oh my.
[07:05] Martes
Yeah, give it a rest. Shoo.
[07:08] Martes
Squeezy-squeezy!
[07:09] Equa
Squeezy-squeezy!
[07:13] Yamada
Now, this is a passage
from Nietzsche's Zarathustra.
[07:19] Yamada
"It is my poverty that my
hand never ceaseth bestowing..."
[07:25] Equa
Feles-san, about what happened yesterday...
[07:28] Feles
Seriously, enough about that.
[07:30] Equa
I'm sorry that I slipped up.
[07:41] Equa
Feles-san!
[07:43] Equa
I'll be more careful from now on.
[07:45] Feles
Don't follow me.
SIGN Changing Room
[07:52] Equa
Would you like help undressing?
[07:53] Feles
As if!
[07:56] Martes
So? Did she dump you?
[07:59] Martes
Just forget about her.
[08:02] Martes
She's secretly head over heels for you anyway.
[08:06] Equa
Is she really?
[08:07] Martes
She's unfaithful to her own desires!
[08:10] Martes
It's creepy!
[08:12] Equa
"Creepy"? You shouldn't call
people things like that.
[08:15] Martes
What? But...
[08:17] Equa
It is not right.
[08:23] Equa
Thank you for everything, Yamada-sensei.
[08:27] Yamada
Oh. You're, um...
[08:29] Equa
Equa! Second-year, class A!
[08:32] Yamada
Class is about to start.
[08:35] Yamada
Hurry to your classroom.
[08:40] Martes
Sensei? Are you okay?
[08:46] Yamada
Just a little hung over. Don't mind me.
[08:52] Martes
Everyone knows how
straitlaced Yamada-sensei is.
[08:57] Martes
Does he seriously expect us
to believe he has a hangover?
[09:01] Equa
There might be more to it.
[09:04] Martes
Maybe he has a serious illness.
[09:07] Martes
Like syphilis, or gonorrhea,
or chlamydia trachomatis.
[09:15] Equa
It's from Mr. M.
SIGN You have a new message.
[09:17] Martes
Another job so soon?
[09:24] Equa
It looks like it was just uploaded,
and it has an embedded code.
[09:29] Martes
That teacher must be serious about this.
[09:32] Martes
Breaking through a checkpoint
could get him killed.
[09:36] Equa
That's just why he needs...
[09:40] Equa
extractors like us.
[09:46] Feles
Nope. No way.
[09:48] Feles
I absolutely refuse!
[09:50] Martes
Okay. See you.
[09:51] Equa
Feles-san, don't you think work is
more fun when we all do it together?
[09:56] Feles
You think that's the issue?!
[09:57] Equa
Yes, I do!
[09:59] Feles
It's not! I'm telling you that
I'm sick of risking my neck!
[10:04] Equa
It will definitely be fine this time!
[10:06] Feles
I can't trust your "definitely"!
[10:09] Feles
And don't be so pushy. Don't you mean
"extremely close to definitely"?
[10:13] Equa
Yes.
[10:14] Equa
I definitely won't be pushy!
[10:20] Feles
There you go again. You're always like this!
[10:24] Feles
No pushing!
[10:25] Equa
I couldn't help it.
[10:36] Martes
Don't come if you don't want to.
[10:39] Alga
What good friends they are.
Don't you agree, Ulula?
[10:43] Equa
Are you all ready?
[10:47] Equa
Our client this time is Ichiro Yamada-san.
[10:50] Equa
Coincidentally, he's also
a teacher at our school.
[10:54] Equa
Teaching has apparently worn him down
so much that he wants to escape.
[10:58] Martes
A midlife crisis? What a loser.
[11:02] Martes
What, you're on his side?
Is that because you're old?
[11:07] Equa
Are there any questions?
[11:09] Alga
Yes. Where shall we extract him to?
[11:12] Equa
He apparently has no preference,
so we'll decide in the usual way.
[11:17] Feles
Could it be a trap?
[11:19] Feles
I'm in favor of ditching troublesome clients.
[11:22] Equa
We won't ditch anyone.
[11:23] Feles
But...
[11:25] Equa
We never leave anyone behind.
SIGN St. Yushima
Academy
[11:43] Head Teacher
Yamada-sensei!
[11:44] Yamada
Ma'am!
[11:45] Head Teacher
Are you not feeling well again?
[11:47] Yamada
I'm sorry.
[11:49] Head Teacher
Please don't push yourself too hard.
[11:51] Head Teacher
You'll be teaching here
for the rest of your life.
[11:56] Yamada
For... the rest of my life?
[11:59] Head Teacher
Yes, of course. You were born
here in Ochanomizu, after all.
[12:04] Head Teacher
Still, if you're exhausted,
maybe you should take some time off.
[12:09] Yamada
And after that...
[12:12] Yamada
After my time off, I'd go back to teaching?
[12:15] Head Teacher
Of course! Teach to your heart's content!
[12:19] Head Teacher
Bask in the joy of imparting
learning to your stu—
[12:23] Yamada
Huh?!
[12:28] Yamada
Ma'am?
[12:30] Equa
I had her take a little nap.
[12:32] Yamada
Aren't you... one of my students?
[12:36] Equa
Yes!
[12:39] Yamada
Y-You're an extractor?
[12:41] Equa
I'm here to confirm your intentions.
[12:44] Equa
Fleeing the area where you live
would mean giving up everything.
[12:49] Equa
You'll lose your social position and wealth.
SIGN Written Consent to Run Away
[12:53] Equa
You'll have no guarantee of future livelihood.
[12:57] Equa
And the moderator that oversees this
cluster shows escapees no mercy.
[13:03] Equa
Your life will be in danger.
[13:06] Equa
If you still consent...
[13:08] Equa
place your thumbprint here.
SIGN Client Ichiro Yamada
[13:17] Yamada
I don't care anymore.
[13:19] Yamada
I want to get out of here, out of this cluster.
[13:23] Yamada
No one listens to my lessons.
[13:26] Yamada
They're all bored.
[13:28] Yamada
My philosophy doesn't help anyone, not even me.
[13:34] Yamada
No one questions it, but going
on like this every day
SIGN Client Ichiro Yamada
SIGN Client Ichiro Yamada
SIGN Client Ichiro Yamada
SIGN (Seal)
SIGN Client Ichiro Yamada
[13:41] Yamada
is more than I can bear.
[13:44] Yamada
I want to die,
[13:46] Yamada
but ashamed as I am to
admit it, death frightens me.
[13:53] Yamada
I'm scared.
[13:58] Equa
I'm impressed that you made the request.
[14:01] Equa
That alone took a lot of courage.
[14:03] Yamada
Th-Thank you.
[14:07] Equa
Dying wouldn't be very nice, would it?
[14:10] Equa
That makes running away your best choice.
[14:17] Feles
Now we need to decide where he's going.
[14:22] Equa
Please roll this die.
SIGN Akihabara
SIGN Asakusa
SIGN Ikebukuro
SIGN Daiba
[14:28] Equa
There! That settles it!
[14:30] Equa
We'll move tonight! Is that all right with you?
[14:33] Yamada
Huh? Tonight?
[14:35] Equa
As they say, strike while the iron's hot!
[14:46] Yamada
Huh?
[14:47] Equa
Please put this on, not that
it will actually help much.
[14:50] Alga
Take this, and end it all if you must.
[14:54] Yamada
What?!
[14:54] Alga
It will be painless and instantaneous.
[14:57] Yamada
No, but, um...
[14:59] Equa
Don't worry!
[15:01] Equa
You won't need to take your own life.
[15:04] Yamada
Then I don't need this, do I?
[15:07] Equa
Hang on to it, just in case.
[15:10] Yamada
Huh?
[15:14] Martes
Dumbass!
[15:16] Martes
Takeshi! Don't abandon me!
[15:19] Guard A
Good grief.
[15:20] Martes
I love you!
[15:23] Martes
What, can't you tell I love
you unless I spell it out?
[15:27] Martes
It should be obvious! Just look at me, you—
[15:29] Guard A
Where do you live, young lady?
Do I need to call the police?
[15:32] Martes
Go ahead! Bring 'em on!
[15:34] Martes
And call Takeshi while you're at it!
[15:36] Guard B
We don't even know who that is.
[15:39] Guard A
What do we do about this?
[15:47] Alga
I've taken over part of the security system.
[15:50] Alga
I'll open the gate.
[15:51] Equa
Please do.
[16:06] Equa
We'll make our escape via the roof.
[16:08] Equa
If nothing goes wrong,
this will be over in no time.
[16:12] Feles
If nothing goes wrong.
[16:16] Guard B
Hey! What the...?!
[16:17] Guard A
I just scanned her.
[16:20] Guard A
This young lady's a demihuman,
and a slime at that.
[16:23] Guard B
What?!
[16:24] Guard A
Alcohol's dangerous to her. She can't be drunk.
[16:27] Guard A
It's all an act.
[16:31] Martes
Whoops! No funny business,
or I'll give this guy a second asshole.
[16:35] Martes
Do what I say and drop your weapons.
[16:37] Martes
Hey.
[16:38] Martes
Hang on a—
[16:42] Guard A
Suspicious intruder.
[16:43] Guard A
There may be others. Keep a close eye out.
[16:54] Alga
What?
[16:55] Alga
Damn. Access denied.
[17:00] Equa
Oh. Oh dear.
[17:00] Yamada
Wh-What's going on?!
[17:02] Feles
Something went wrong.
[17:16] Feles
Let's leave through there.
[17:18] Yamada
Why is this happening to me?
[17:19] Equa
Martes-san?!
[17:20] Equa
Alga-san?!
[17:21] Martes
Equa-senpai!
[17:24] Alga
Is this any time for that?!
Liquefy again, and be quick about it!
[17:28] Martes
I can't today! I don't have enough amino acids!
[17:40] Feles
They're here.
[17:49] Feles
Ulula!
[17:58] Equa
Ulula-san...
[18:00] Feles
Anyway, we've got to get up higher.
[18:02] Yamada
They're back!
[18:03] Feles
Use the hole Ulula made and climb!
[18:05] Equa
Yes!
[18:07] Yamada
Huh?! What?!
[18:17] Yamada
Couldn't we use the corridor to escape?
[18:19] Equa
Going out the window is safer.
[18:22] Yamada
Wh-Why?
[18:23] Equa
Found them!
[18:41] Equa
Feles-san! I knew I could count on you!
[18:43] Feles
This is a one-time deal!
[18:45] Feles
I'm never teaming up with you again! I mean it!
[18:47] Equa
Are you proposing to me?
[18:49] Feles
Just get moving!
[19:06] Yamada
May I ask you something?
[19:08] Equa
What?
[19:10] Yamada
Why do you do such dangerous work?
[19:14] Equa
If people seriously want to escape,
we'll be just as serious.
[19:20] Yamada
As someone once said,
"Where one can no longer love—"
[19:25] Equa
"There should one pass by." Nietzsche, right?
[19:31] Yamada
You...
[19:32] Equa
I learned that in your class.
[19:36] Yamada
You were paying attention?
[19:38] Equa
I was!
[19:40] Equa
If you can't love, pass by.
[19:43] Equa
And we extractors help people to do that.
[19:50] Equa
We made it.
[20:02] Equa
This way.
[20:03] ---
What? But...
[20:07] Yamada
This will get you over there.
[20:09] Yamada
Huh? From here?
[20:12] Equa
Sensei...
[20:13] Equa
Take care.
[20:13] Yamada
Wait a—
[22:00] Newscaster
Now for our next story.
[22:02] Newscaster
The group that attacked
Sola Tower remains missing,
SIGN SOLA TOWER ASSAULT: EXTRACTORS INVOLVED?
[22:06] Newscaster
as does schoolteacher Ichiro Yamada.
[22:08] Newscaster
Some speculate that a vicious
gang of extractors is involved.
[22:12] Newscaster
Our moderator, Daigaku-no-Kami-sama,
[22:15] Newscaster
has announced the establishment
of a preliminary council
[22:18] Newscaster
to form a research team
dedicated to this issue.
[22:21] Head Teacher
"Be on your guard against the small ones."
SIGN You have a new message.
[22:25] Head Teacher
"Flee, my friend,
into thy solitude—and thither,
[22:29] Head Teacher
where a rough strong breeze bloweth."
SIGN Thank you for the other day.
SIGN I've found a new job. Thanks to you,
I'm enjoying every day.
[22:31] Head Teacher
Now, open your textbooks to the next page.
[22:31] Feles
Is that him?
[22:32] Equa
He looks happy.
SIGN I've found a new job. Thanks to you,
I'm enjoying every day.
SIGN Do you want to run away from
your current situation?
SIGN Estab Life: Great Escape
E2 - You Can't Run from Memories
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SIGN Kabukicho Ichiban-gai
[00:12] Newscaster
And now for the raid forecast.
[00:13] Newscaster
Power struggles among the
Big Three remain chaotic.
[00:18] Newscaster
The whole Shinjuku area may experience
massive firefights from dusk to dawn.
SIGN TODAY'S RAIDS
SIGN SHINJUKU CLUSTER
SIGN CONFLICT FRONT ARRIVES
[00:25] Newscaster
Prepare for the worst and
watch out for stray bullets.
[00:29] Martes
Wow! There are fireworks on
the streets and in the sky!
[00:33] Equa
It's so lively.
[00:35] Martes
Still, what are these guys fighting for?
[00:39] Equa
For their code of virtue!
[00:41] Martes
Their what?
[00:42] Equa
Virtue. Isn't working hard
for something wonderful?
[00:48] Martes
You said it! I think so, too!
[00:52] Martes
So, how are we going to get to the client?
[00:55] Martes
There are yakuza everywhere.
[00:57] Equa
He should still be on the clock,
so let's check in on him at work.
[01:02] Martes
Where's that?
[01:03] Equa
Alga-san! Can you bring up a map?
[01:05] Alga
You got it.
[01:08] Alga
The shortest route goes through
the thick of the fighting.
[01:10] Martes
I guess we'll have to force our way through.
[01:13] Equa
We can't do that.
[01:14] Equa
Extractors don't kill people.
[01:17] ---
Napalm bombs don't cause bleeding.
[01:19] Martes
Of course not! Whatever you say, Equa-senpai!
[01:23] Martes
That said, going the long
way will take too long.
[01:27] Equa
Let's hurry.
[01:28] Equa
Right, Feles-san?
[01:31] Feles
Yeah?
[01:33] Equa
Are you all right?
[01:35] Equa
You can sit this one out
if you don't feel well.
[01:37] Feles
It's nothing like that.
[01:39] Martes
I'm keeping my promise to not complain,
so hurry up and lead the way.
[01:44] Equa
Would you, please?
[01:51] Feles
This way. There's a safe route
through the back streets.
[01:55] Alga
Dog Breath and I will prepare
for the escape separately.
[01:59] Alga
The client's in your hands.
[02:00] Equa
We're counting on both of you.
[02:03] Feles
This way. Hurry.
SIGN Estab Life: Great Escape
SIGN You Can't Run from Memories
[03:39] Equa
Our client this time is a
company president in Shinjuku.
[03:42] (Flashback) Martes
A company president?
[03:44] (Flashback) Equa
He runs a business.
[03:46] (Flashback) Alga
He's a yakuza boss.
[03:50] (Flashback) Equa
Feles-san!
[03:51] (Flashback) Feles
What?
[03:52] (Flashback) Equa
You used to live in Shinjuku, didn't you?
[03:54] (Flashback) Equa
Would you be our guide on this job?
[03:58] (Flashback) Feles
I wish you wouldn't depend on me.
[04:00] (Flashback) Martes
You used to live in Shinjuku?!
No wonder you look like—
[04:05] (Flashback) Feles
I was born with this look!
SIGN Kanto
Union
SIGN One-Shot Toichi
[04:09] (Flashback) Martes
One-Shot Toichi? What a weird name.
[04:12] (Flashback) Equa
That's what people call him.
SIGN Kanto
Union
SIGN One-Shot Toichi
[04:14] (Flashback) Equa
He's the leader of the Kanto Union
and a charismatic businessman.
SIGN Kanto
Union
SIGN One-Shot Toichi
[04:17] (Flashback) Equa
Not to mention an expert gunfighter.
[04:20] (Flashback) Equa
His favorite gun only holds one shot,
[04:23] (Flashback) Equa
and he's sure that's all he
needs to take down anything.
[04:27] (Flashback) Equa
But we won't have to worry with an amazing
gun wizard like you around, Feles-san.
[04:33] (Flashback) Feles
Count me out.
[04:35] (Flashback) Equa
Why?
[04:37] (Flashback) Feles
I want nothing more to do with that place.
[04:40] (Flashback) Equa
Not to worry. We'll keep contact
with residents to a minimum.
[04:44] (Flashback) Feles
That's not what I mean!
[04:46] (Flashback) Equa
It will definitely be fine.
[04:48] (Flashback) Equa
If anything should happen
to you, I'll keep you safe.
[04:52] (Flashback) Martes
And I'll keep you safe if anything
happens to you, Equa-senpai!
[04:56] (Flashback) Feles
That's not the point.
[04:59] (Flashback) Feles
And you can't protect her!
[05:01] (Flashback) Martes
I can, too!
[05:04] (Flashback) Equa
Feles-san...
[05:06] (Flashback) Equa
Would you come with us?
[05:13] (Flashback) Feles
Oh, for the love of...
[05:14] (Flashback) Feles
This is the last time!
[05:17] (Flashback) Equa
Thanks so much!
[05:19] (Flashback) Feles
Listen, promise me that you'll
do exactly as I tell you.
[05:24] (Flashback) Equa; Martes
We will!
[05:27] Martes
Feles-senpai...
[05:33] Martes
This is where you got us?
[05:35] Martes
Didn't you say that the
back streets were safe?
[05:39] Yakuza A
I ain't seen you around here.
[05:41] Yakuza B
What gang are you with?!
[05:43] Equa
Thank goodness! I had questions for you, too!
[05:47] Yakuza B
What?!
[05:48] Equa
Do you know the way to the
Kanto Union building?
[05:51] Yakuza B
Are you tryin' to screw with us?!
[05:53] Martes
Oh, how scary.
[05:55] Equa
Don't worry. We can talk things out.
[05:58] Equa
The path of virtue is the path of humanity.
[06:00] Yakuza A
Don't get cute with us, doll!
[06:03] Feles
Damn it.
[06:05] Feles
Give it a rest. She's not yakuza.
[06:09] Yakuza B
Who the hell are you?
[06:11] Feles
We're looking for Toichi.
[06:13] Feles
Tell him Feles is here. He'll understand.
SIGN Kanto Union Headquarters
SIGN Kanto Union Headquarters
[06:28] Lead Henchman
Wildcat Feles!
[06:29] Martes
"Wildcat"?
[06:31] Equa
That's so cool! You're a celebrity.
[06:33] Feles
Leave me alone.
[06:34] Lead Henchman
When the hell did you come back here?
[06:37] Feles
Don't worry. I'll leave once my job is done.
[06:40] Martes
See? She does know them.
[06:42] Equa
That's our Feles-san.
[06:43] Feles
Also, this is our boss.
[06:46] Martes
Nice to meetcha.
[06:49] Lead Henchman
Are you making fun of me?
[06:53] Toichi
Hold it.
[06:55] Toichi
You guys don't stand a chance against Feles.
[06:59] Martes
So old-fashioned.
[06:59] Lead Henchman
Old man.
[07:01] Feles
Toichi.
[07:03] Toichi
So, you're alive.
[07:04] Toichi
That's the toughest bodyguard
in Shinjuku for you.
[07:07] Feles
Stop it.
[07:08] Toichi
I'll never forget the way you pushed the
enemy to the brink of ruin with a single shot.
[07:17] Toichi
You've changed, Feles.
[07:19] Toichi
The solitary wildcat has found companions.
[07:23] Feles
Don't say it! You'll give them ideas.
[07:26] Equa
That's right! Feles-san and I are best friends.
[07:29] Feles
Hey! Equa!
[07:30] Toichi
It looks like you really did
get out of the business.
[07:34] Lead Henchman
What? The Wildcat quit?
[07:38] Feles
Toichi, don't you have business with us?
[07:42] Lead Henchman
He does?
[07:46] Toichi
I see. So you're...
[07:49] Toichi
Hachi, I'm fine here. Take the
young guys and leave.
[07:53] Lead Henchman
But...
[07:54] Toichi
Didn't you hear me?!
[07:55] Toichi
The succession ceremony's tonight.
[07:58] Toichi
You ain't got time to lounge around here.
[08:02] Lead Henchman
Yes, boss.
[08:09] Feles
Succession? You must be serious.
[08:11] Toichi
I am.
[08:13] Toichi
So, you ran out of 'Juku,
and now you're an extractor?
[08:18] Feles
That a problem?
[08:19] Toichi
Who knows? Everyone's got
their own way of living.
[08:26] Equa
Toichi-san, about the contract...
[08:29] Equa
Do you have a preferred destination?
[08:31] Equa
If not, we'll use this die to—
[08:33] Feles
I'm guessing his mind's already made up.
[08:35] Equa
Is that so?
[08:37] Feles
If you give up on 'Juku, the gang
will lose prestige big time.
[08:41] Feles
But you still want to run.
[08:43] Toichi
You see... I've got a dream.
[08:47] Feles
You do?!
[08:48] Toichi
Yes! The manly dream of a lifetime!
One I can never live out in 'Juku!
[08:55] Toichi
This town lives by virtue.
[08:57] Toichi
I was born here, so that path was
the only life I could pick.
[09:02] Toichi
But then I realized,
what's virtuous about living like this?
[09:07] Martes
What's real virtue, then?
[09:12] Toichi
Two years ago, I got caught
in a huge gang war.
[09:16] Toichi
I thought I was done for, but then
a certain someone saved me.
[09:22] Toichi
I was a yakuza through and through,
but it hit me like lightning.
[09:28] Toichi
Wildcat Feles is the face of true virtue!
[09:32] Feles
Excuse me?!
[09:36] Toichi
I want to show you something.
[09:43] Toichi
Follow me.
[09:46] Feles
What?
[09:47] Equa
What is it?
[09:50] Alga
He climbed to the top of this town,
and he still wants to chase a new dream.
[09:57] Alga
He's a man among men! An inspiration!
[10:12] Toichi
I want to become a magical girl!
[10:16] Feles
What?!
[10:17] Feles
Sorry, I didn't quite catch that.
[10:19] Toichi
I said, a magical girl!
[10:22] Feles
Huh?
[10:23] Equa
Wow! How pretty.
[10:26] Martes
You'd look great in this, Equa-senpai!
[10:28] Feles
Um... Do you mean you want
to cast spells like I do?
[10:32] Toichi
I want to become a magical girl,
not some spellcaster!
[10:36] Feles
Why?! I wasn't dressed anything like this!
[10:40] Martes
Wow! He's got tons of accessories, too.
SIGN Virtue
[10:43] Toichi
"Virtue" is written with two kanji.
One means "kindness."
[10:46] Toichi
The other combines "beauty" and "self."
[10:49] Toichi
So, a magical girl is the
definition of virtue!
[10:53] Equa
I understand.
[10:54] Toichi
You do?!
[10:56] Equa
I think it's a lovely dream,
and I'm rooting for you!
[10:59] Feles
Are you kidding me?!
[11:00] Equa
But this part is no good!
[11:03] Equa
This outfit would be cuter
on you if you added a flower!
[11:08] Toichi
Oh!
[11:10] Feles
Just leave me out of this.
[11:12] Equa
And I take it your
destination is Sangenjaya?
[11:16] Toichi
Do they have magical girls
in the Sangenjaya Cluster?
[11:20] Equa
Yes.
[11:21] Toichi
Really?!
[11:22] Equa
I'm sure your dream will
come true, Toichi-san.
[11:25] Toichi
Then, can we do the extraction tonight,
after the succession ceremony?
[11:30] Equa
Yes! We'll wait for you.
[11:36] Toichi
All right!
[11:39] Feles
Huh?
[11:39] Toichi
I'm gonna be a magical girl!
[11:43] Equa
Yes! Let's give this our all!
SIGN Kanto Union Headquarters
[11:48] Mediator
All those here assembled,
SIGN Kanto Union Headquarters
[11:50] Mediator
although I doubt the necessity
on this joyous occasion,
[11:54] Mediator
it is my professional duty
to taste these drinks.
[12:03] Martes
How long is this going to take?
[12:05] Feles
No idea. We said we'd wait, so we wait.
[12:09] Martes
Hey, is a magical girl something
you can choose to become?
[12:13] Feles
What? Don't ask me.
[12:15] Martes
But you use magic.
[12:18] Feles
That doesn't make me a
magical girl! I'm a gun wizard!
[12:23] Martes
Yeah? Isn't a child
spellcaster a magical girl?
[12:28] Feles
I knew I shouldn't have come.
[12:31] Feles
These guys haven't changed.
[12:33] Feles
They never shut up about virtue.
[12:36] Martes
And you ran away because that bugged you?
[12:38] Feles
I couldn't stay with people who never
stop squabbling over "prestige."
[12:46] Martes
You must be satisfied now, then.
[12:48] Feles
I didn't set out to become an extractor.
[12:51] Feles
But...
[13:06] Equa
"But"?
[13:10] Feles
Nothing.
[13:12] Feles
More importantly, what will
you do about Toichi's dream?
[13:16] Feles
You fed him some nonsense
about it coming true.
[13:18] Equa
I'm sure he'll be fine.
[13:19] Equa
If you want to live
your dream, a way will open!
[13:22] Equa
And I'll extract my clients to
anywhere to make that happen!
[13:32] Yakuza A
A raid?!
[13:32] Yakuza B
Fine by me! We'll turn the tables on 'em!
[13:35] Feles
This is all they ever do!
[13:37] Equa
Feles-san...
[13:38] Feles
I know. No killing, right?
[13:40] Equa
No, we're going to escape
with Toichi-san now.
[13:43] Feles
What do you—
[13:47] Toichi
Thanks for waiting.
Let's make this chance count.
[13:51] Feles
Toichi? Don't tell me...
[13:53] Toichi
You got it! I set this up.
[13:56] Toichi
They'll have a hard time chasing
us with all this ruckus.
[14:00] Toichi
Come on, girl! Let's make
my dream come true!
[14:04] Equa
Yes. We're going to extract you from here.
[14:08] Newscaster
Breaking news.
SIGN BREAKING: ATTACK ON KANTO UNION SUCCESSION CEREMONY
SIGN ALL
YAKUZA,
PROCEED
TO
BATTLE
SIGN MASSIVE
FIREFIGHT
IN
PROGRESS
[14:10] Newscaster
An attack on the Kanto Union succession
ceremony has sparked a massive firefight.
[14:16] Newscaster
All yakuza, please join the battle at once.
[14:21] Yakuza A
The old boss is gone!
[14:22] Yakuza C
Where'd he go?!
[14:24] Yakuza D
He made up that raid to fool us!
[14:27] Yakuza A
What's going on?!
[14:28] Yakuza B
Who knows?!
[14:29] Yakuza A
Just find him!
[14:32] Equa
Hello?
[14:33] Alga
It sounds like you're having a blast.
We're all set to launch.
[14:37] Equa
Got it!
[14:39] Equa
We'll head for Hanazono Shrine!
[14:41] Toichi
It's a good thing you left this town.
[14:44] Feles
Huh?
[14:45] Toichi
You used to be a solitary beast. Now, you care
about people enough to follow them.
[14:50] Toichi
You've really mellowed out.
[14:54] Toichi
Still, you fled this town.
[14:57] Toichi
When I saw that, I decided that I'd
be free someday and live my dream!
[15:02] Feles
Don't blame me for this.
[15:05] Toichi
I'm thanking you.
[15:10] Lead Henchman
Old man!
[15:14] Lead Henchman
Old man.
[15:16] Toichi
Here to see me off, my successor?
[15:19] Lead Henchman
What are you trying to pull?
The gang's in chaos.
[15:23] Toichi
The rest is up to you.
[15:26] Lead Henchman
Don't tell me you're skipping town?!
[15:29] Lead Henchman
No way, old man!
[15:31] Lead Henchman
There's still so much
I wanna learn from you!
[15:33] Toichi
Sorry, but there's something I want to do.
[15:39] Lead Henchman
I've got no choice.
[15:41] Lead Henchman
Infighting is the 'Juku way.
[15:44] Lead Henchman
Let's make this a duel, old man.
[15:54] Equa
Toichi-san!
[15:55] Feles
Wait!
[15:56] Lead Henchman
You're not gonna draw?
[16:04] Lead Henchman
Pretty cocky, considering I just
took your place!
[16:06] Yakuza
Boss!
[16:10] Yakuza
Wh-What the...?
[16:12] Lead Henchman
Yeah. I've got our traitor right here.
[16:16] Toichi
Any chance you'll let me off with this?
[16:20] Lead Henchman
No chance. I'm not the only
guy who worked under you.
[16:29] Toichi
You want me to throw down
with everyone here?
[16:33] Toichi
Looks like I've got nowhere to go.
[16:36] Yakuza 1
One-Shot Toichi.
[16:39] Equa
No!
[16:41] Martes
Equa-senpai?!
[16:42] Feles
Shh!
[16:42] Lead Henchman
Move it, girly.
[16:44] Equa
No, I will not.
[16:46] Equa
I won't retreat one step until
I safely extract my client.
[16:49] Lead Henchman
Why would you go that far for him?
[16:54] Equa
People run away in order to live.
[16:56] Equa
I'll never abandon anyone
who makes that choice.
[17:02] Feles
"People run away in order to live."
[17:05] Lead Henchman
Get lost!
[17:07] Lead Henchman
There's a kind of glory that
men only get by dying!
[17:12] Feles
That's only how the survivors tell it!
[17:18] Lead Henchman
Wildcat Feles.
[17:21] Feles
Dying never made anyone's dream
come true. You get lost.
[17:26] Lead Henchman
No, you get lost!
[17:29] Lead Henchman
Get 'em!
[17:42] Feles
Heaven's Bullet!
[18:12] Feles
No fatalities!
[18:14] Martes
That was real magic!
[18:15] Toichi
This is it! This is the beauty I aspired to!
[18:20] Feles
How do you get "magical girl" from that?!
[18:26] Toichi
You overdid it.
[18:28] Equa
I knew you were amazing, Feles-san.
[18:31] Feles
Stop.
[18:34] Toichi
I'm leaving for my dream.
[18:37] Toichi
You may understand that someday.
[18:41] Lead Henchman
Old man...
[18:43] Equa
Let's hurry, Toichi-san.
[18:45] Toichi
Let's!
[18:45] Martes
Aw, man. I feel like I'm
not doing anything today.
[18:50] Toichi
I haven't seen your spells in ages.
[18:52] Toichi
That's the magical girl I aspire to.
[18:56] Feles
I told you, I'm not.
[18:58] Toichi
You changed my life. Be proud of that.
[19:01] Feles
I don't care!
[19:04] Alga
All right. Drop it.
[19:11] Toichi
I owe you one, little lady!
[19:12] Toichi
That tough talk of yours
back there gave me chills.
[19:17] Equa
It's almost time.
[19:18] Toichi
Yup. Next time we meet, I'll be
making my living as a magical girl.
[19:23] Martes
See you, old dude!
[19:25] Toichi
Thanks!
[19:26] Martes
If you manage to transform, show me!
[19:28] Toichi
Sure thing. I'll blow your mind.
[19:30] Equa
Now, step this way, Toichi-san.
[19:36] Toichi
Feles!
[19:38] Feles
Huh?
[19:39] Feles
Hey. What's this?
[19:41] Toichi
See you!
[19:44] Toichi
I'll be waiting, Feles!
[19:46] Feles
Huh?
[19:51] Alga
Fire!
[21:48] Equa
Come on. We have an evening
client after this.
[21:51] Alga
No sweat. I'm all ready.
[21:55] Martes
I'm still worn out from that
job in Shinjuku the other day.
[21:58] Martes
Equa-senpai, give me some energy!
[22:02] Alga
You didn't do anything.
[22:04] Martes
Huh? Did you say something?
[22:08] Feles
I'd feel weird carrying this, so I'll
leave it in the storeroom downstairs.
[22:14] Equa
Oh, that reminds me, Feles-san.
[22:15] Equa
We got a video from Mr. M.
[22:18] Equa
Would you like to see Toichi-san's
magical girl debut?
[22:21] Feles
Not really.
[22:22] Martes
I'm down to watch it.
[22:24] Equa
He looks charming!
[22:36] Martes
Feles-senpai, you should watch
this video! It's a riot!
[22:44] Martes
Equa-senpai! There's another
magical girl in the storeroom!
[22:45] Feles
Wait!
[22:48] Feles
N-No... Th-This isn't...
[22:50] Equa
Do you mean it, Martes-san?
[22:51] Feles
Stay out!
E3 - You Can't Run from the Aquarium
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[00:14] Equa
Coffee cups?
[00:16] Martes
Um... Two dozen.
[00:18] Equa
Sugar?
[00:21] Martes
Four kilograms.
SIGN Ulula
[00:22] Equa
Nine millimeter hollow-point rounds?
[00:26] Martes
Four hundred.
[00:27] Equa
Anti-drone EMP mines?
[00:30] Feles
Thirty-six.
[00:32] Equa
Hm... I think that's everything.
[00:35] Equa
Thank you for helping me to take stock.
[00:38] Martes
Don't mention it, Equa-senpai!
[00:41] Feles
That aside, is storing the café and
extractor gear together a good idea?
[00:48] Equa
Hm?
[00:49] Martes
Is it a job?
[00:51] Pengians
Pen! Pen! Pen!
[00:52] Equa
Our clients are pengians
from Ikebukuro Cluster.
[00:55] Equa
The Sunshine Troupe.
[00:57] Feles
Huh? All of them?!
[01:00] Martes
One, two, three, four, five, six... 18?!
[01:06] Equa
There are a lot of them,
but let's do our best.
[01:08] Martes
Let's!
SIGN Estab Life: Great Escape
[02:49] Equa
As you see, train tracks divide Ikebukuro
Cluster into eastern and western halves.
SIGN You Can't Run from the Aquarium
[02:55] Equa
West Ikebukuro, across the tracks,
is devoted to capitalism.
[03:01] Equa
East Ikebukuro, where we are,
is communist territory.
[03:06] Martes
So, we need to get our clients
from the East to the West?
[03:12] Equa
Yes. This railroad crossing opens
several times a day, but...
[03:18] Ulula
Bow-wow-wow!
[03:21] Ulula
Awoo!
[03:26] Martes
Oh man...
[03:28] Alga
Are you all right?
[03:30] Equa
These tracks look easy
to cross, but they aren't.
[03:33] Equa
And the trains are timed to make you
want to cross. Not very nice, is it?
[03:38] Equa
Therefore, um... Well...
[03:44] Feles
We can't use this place for an extraction.
[03:47] Alga
What should we do about Ulula?
[03:49] Martes
Let's put him to bed underground.
[03:51] Equa
I'm sorry, Ulula-san.
[03:54] Equa
We'll do your share of
the work while you rest.
[04:06] Feles
Where are the clients?
[04:07] Equa
In that building there.
[04:18] Pengians
Pen!
[04:19] Pengians
Pen!
[04:27] Mirpen
Standard human citizens?
You don't see that every day.
SIGN <PARTY ID>
<Name: Equa>
<Job: Sports Reporter>
<Birthday: 7.11.17 Heisei>
<Validity: 7.11.4 Reiwa>
<Residence: East Ikebukuro>
[04:31] Mirpen
And you work as sports reporters?
[04:34] Martes
We have an appointment to interview
Mikhail-san from the Sunshine Troupe!
[04:40] Mirpen
Mikhail? Did you say Mikhail?
[04:44] Equa
We did. Do you know him?
[04:48] Mirpen
No.
[04:50] Mirpen
You may pass.
[04:54] Martes
What was that guy's deal?
[04:59] Mikhail
That was too slow! Start over from part B!
[05:05] Mikhail
Still too slow! Again!
[05:08] Mikhail
Do you think you can impress an audience
with a performance like that?!
[05:11] Mikhail
Again!
[05:14] Martes
Whoa.
[05:16] Equa
This is the foremost ballet
troupe in East Ikebukuro.
[05:18] Pengians
Pen!
[05:19] Pengians
Pen!
[05:24] Mikhail
Repeat that part until
you've got it perfect!
[05:27] Pengians
Pen!
[05:34] Mikhail
We'll stand out here. Follow me.
[05:49] Mikhail
Our performances are art.
[05:53] Equa
Of course.
[05:55] Mikhail
My aesthetic sense demands perfection
down to the angle of every beak.
[06:00] Mikhail
Every drop of splashing water in
our little universe is calculated.
[06:05] Equa
I see.
[06:08] Mikhail
But the Party's censors
do nothing but complain.
[06:12] Mikhail
They keep rejecting our ideas.
[06:15] Mikhail
Our artistry is lost on them.
[06:19] Equa
I see!
[06:26] Feles
Huh?!
[06:28] Feles
He's adorable!
[06:33] Mikhail
What is it? Has my beauty bewitched you?
[06:37] Feles
Oh, no, um...
[06:43] Equa
In other words, you're fleeing in
search of freedom of expression?
[06:48] Equa
You want to escape to the West, even if
it costs you your cushy ballet lifestyle?
[06:53] Mikhail
That's exactly right.
[06:55] Mikhail
Although it will mean
betraying a close friend.
[07:06] Equa
Then please place your thumbprint here.
SIGN Client: Mikhail (seal)
SIGN Written Consent to Run Away
SIGN Client: Mikhail (seal)
[07:13] Mikhail
But I'm not the only one who wants to leave.
[07:16] Mikhail
There are 18 of us.
[07:18] Mikhail
How will you extract us all to the West?
[07:21] Equa
We'll run a tether from the roof of
this building to West Ikebukuro.
[07:26] Equa
Then, you'll just slide over on a pulley.
[07:33] Mikhail
Are you sure that will work?
[07:34] Equa
We do this all the time.
[07:36] Equa
Although we do have a plan B,
if you're concerned.
[07:41] Mikhail
No. Go ahead with this one.
[07:44] Equa
In that case, we'll make our
move at midnight tonight.
[07:54] Feles
What's the "plan B" you told him you had?
[07:58] Equa
It's, well...
[08:04] Mirpen
Sports reporters?
[08:07] Mirpen
I checked around, and you're not registered.
[08:11] Mirpen
You're under arrest on
suspicion of espionage!
[08:15] Equa
No violence.
[08:17] Feles
But...
[08:18] Equa
Please run.
[08:49] Martes
How could Equa-senpai be so reckless?
[08:52] (Flashback) Martes
Equa-senpai!
[08:54] (Flashback) Feles
This way! Hurry!
[08:55] (Flashback) Martes
Senpai!
[08:59] Alga
The little lady wasn't being reckless.
[09:01] Alga
She made the right call.
[09:03] Martes
Like hell she did!
Equa-senpai ended up getting caught!
[09:09] Feles
We would all have been captured otherwise.
[09:14] Feles
Let's assess the situation first,
then decide what to do about it.
[09:18] Feles
Got that?
[09:20] Martes
I'm not so sure.
[09:23] Feles
About what?
[09:24] Martes
You're weirdly calm. Aren't you worried?
[09:26] Feles
Of course I am!
[09:30] Feles
More importantly, what are
the secret police up to?
[09:33] Alga
They put the Sunshine
Building on high alert.
[09:36] Alga
We can forget about our original plan now.
[09:40] Feles
And the clients?
[09:41] Alga
Mikhail and his troupe got off
with a light interrogation.
[09:44] Feles
That's all?
[09:45] Alga
The ballet is a mark of
prestige for the East.
[09:48] Alga
They can't come down too hard on it.
[09:50] Feles
Still, it's odd. They caught
on to us too quickly.
[09:53] Martes
Maybe we just stand out in
a town full of penguins.
[09:57] Feles
I think there's more to it.
[09:59] Feles
We might have a leak.
[10:05] Mirpen
So, you insist that you don't
know anything about this woman?
[10:11] Mikhail
I just gave her an interview.
[10:14] Mirpen
Oh-ho?
[10:16] Mirpen
We've been friends since elementary school.
[10:19] Mirpen
You became an artist,
and I joined the secret police.
[10:22] Mirpen
But while our chosen paths differ,
we've told each other a lot.
[10:26] Mikhail
What about it?
[10:29] Mirpen
You've seemed dissatisfied with
your programs at the pool lately.
[10:39] Mirpen
Are you hoping to defect to the West?
[10:42] Mikhail
Don't be ridiculous!
[10:45] Mirpen
You'd have no censors to deal with there.
[10:48] Mirpen
Did their nonsense about
"freedom of expression" attract you?
[10:53] Mikhail
I know I've complained,
[10:56] Mikhail
but I only said those things
because I trust you as a friend!
[11:02] Mirpen
If you betray the Party,
you're not my friend anymore.
[11:09] Mirpen
Mikhail, don't imagine
[11:12] Mirpen
that you can get away from me.
[11:18] Mirpen
I'll catch the rest of the spies,
so prepare for the consequences.
[11:24] Mikhail
Mirpen...
[11:36] Mikhail
Mirpen!
[11:38] Mikhail
You have every right to be angry,
[11:40] Mikhail
but I can't compromise.
[11:42] Mikhail
In order to pursue true art, I must—
[11:47] Martes
Excuse us.
[11:48] Alga
Internal security was surprisingly lax.
[11:51] Mikhail
Wh-What are you doing here?
[11:53] Feles
We couldn't risk a phone call,
so we came to talk in person.
[11:59] Mikhail
Did you hear that whole conversation?
[12:02] Feles
Of course.
[12:03] Feles
Now I understand how they
caught onto us so quickly.
[12:08] Martes
I can't believe you and that secret
police penguin are buddies.
[12:12] Mikhail
You've got it wrong! I—
[12:14] Martes
Quit your yapping! We're breaking her out!
SIGN <PARTY ID>
<Name: Equa>
<Job: Sports Reporter>
<Birthday: 7.11.17 Heisei>
<Validity: 7.11.4 Reiwa>
<Residence: East Ikebukuro>
[12:19] Mirpen
This ID of yours
[12:22] Mirpen
is so well made that I can
hardly tell it's a fake.
[12:26] Mirpen
How did you do it?
[12:27] Equa
I'm sure the forger will
be delighted to hear it.
[12:30] Equa
They seemed rather proud of it.
[12:33] Mirpen
That wasn't a compliment.
[12:35] Equa
Oh, pardon me.
[12:37] Mirpen
And what's that pass?
[12:40] Mirpen
It's made with unknown technology.
[12:42] Equa
Oh, it's really not as special as—
[12:46] Mirpen
Even your DNA data is full of mysteries.
[12:49] Mirpen
You're not a therianthrope
or a standard human.
[12:51] Mirpen
I can't even tell if you're human at all.
[12:56] Mirpen
An analysis of your telomeres
puts your age at 300.
[13:00] Mirpen
Or 17.
[13:03] Mirpen
Or 56,700,000,000.
[13:07] Mirpen
Basically, your genes make no sense!
[13:11] Mirpen
Tell me! Who the hell are you?!
[13:15] Equa
Well... I'm not exactly sure myself, so...
[13:27] Mirpen
But there's one thing I am certain of.
[13:30] Mirpen
You're an extractor, aren't you?
[13:34] Equa
Um, well...
[13:37] Equa
Yes. I'm impressed you saw through me.
[13:39] Mirpen
I knew it. The secret police
records include reports
[13:44] Mirpen
that expert extractors have aided
numerous defectors in the past.
[13:49] Equa
I'm honored that you think so highly of us.
[13:51] Mirpen
Like I said, that wasn't a compliment!
[13:53] Equa
Oh, I'm so sorry.
[13:57] Mirpen
Why do you do it?
[13:59] Equa
Excuse me?
[14:00] Mirpen
Here, their livelihoods are assured.
[14:03] Mirpen
No one in their right mind
would go to the West.
[14:08] Equa
I just want to help people who
find where they are suffocating.
[14:14] Mirpen
And you don't care if they
die in the gutter afterward?
[14:20] Mirpen
A bird that escapes its
cage can't live long.
[14:23] Mirpen
So, why let them go?
They'll just end up dead!
[14:28] Equa
I'm not sure how to take
that, coming from a penguin.
[14:34] Mirpen
I refuse to play along with
any more of your games.
[14:38] Mirpen
Now, answer me!
[14:40] Equa
Please take two steps back.
[14:43] Mirpen
What are you—
[14:44] Equa
Please just do it.
[15:18] Alga
She's in the fifth floor interrogation room.
[15:21] Martes
Okay. I'm on my way.
[15:23] Feles
Mikhail, get started.
[15:25] Mikhail
R-Roger that!
[15:27] Pengians
Pen!
[15:35] Pengians
Pen...
[15:44] Head Guard
Th-They're not just
attacking the front gate.
[15:47] Head Guard
Shells seem to be striking the building
from all sides, one after—Pen!
[15:51] Mirpen
Start by assessing the situation!
[15:54] Mirpen
Drones, focus on the gate! Officers,
identify enemies in the vicinity!
[15:58] Mirpen
No, not you! You stay here!
[16:00] Mirpen
Send your subordinates to—
[16:02] Mirpen
What? I can't hear you!
[16:07] Mirpen
Hey! I can't hear you!
[16:13] Mirpen
Has anyone seen the enemy?!
[16:16] Mirpen
Find out if anyone has actually
been shot, you nincompoops!
[16:21] Mirpen
I know about the front gate!
I mean anywhere else!
[16:24] Mirpen
This might be someone's
attempt at a diversion!
[16:30] Mirpen
Forget it! Just wait there! I'm on my way!
[16:34] Mirpen
What?! She's gone?!
[16:43] Feles
I'm running low on ammo.
[16:47] Alga
We're at our limit. Pull out.
[16:49] Feles
No! We can't abandon her!
[16:53] Equa
Abandon who?
[16:56] Alga
Are you hurt, little lady?
[16:59] Equa
I'm sorry I made you worry,
Feles-san, Alga-san.
[17:04] Feles
I-I wasn't exactly worried.
[17:08] Alga
That's not how it looked to me.
[17:12] Equa
So, what are our plans now?
[17:14] Feles
Um...
[17:16] Alga
We haven't decided.
[17:18] Equa
In that case, follow me.
[17:27] Mikhail
Hurry!
[17:33] Mirpen
After them! Hunt them down!
[17:42] Feles
Didn't you say you had a "plan B"?
[17:44] Equa
I'm sorry. I hadn't actually thought of one.
[17:47] Feles
What?!
[17:49] Equa
But, um... this might work out.
[17:52] Alga
The usual, then?
[17:53] Feles
Huh?
[17:58] Equa
Turn right at the second intersection,
then drive straight.
[18:03] Mikhail
But that will take us to—
[18:04] Equa
Exactly! The Saikyo Line crossing!
[18:07] Feles
What?!
[18:13] Mikhail
I-If we keep going this way...
[18:15] Equa
Straight ahead.
[18:16] Mikhail
But...
[18:17] Equa
Go faster. Full speed ahead.
[18:19] Feles
Hang on! You can't be serious about—
[18:25] Equa
Don't worry. Believe in me.
[18:28] Martes
Of course, I believe in you...
[18:39] Mirpen
Don't tell me they're suicidal?
[18:57] Mikhail
We're done for! It's going to hit us!
[18:58] Equa
Don't worry. It will only graze us.
[19:23] Mikhail
W-We made it?
[19:27] Alga
That's Fatal Luck—the little lady's
power to predict the future.
[19:32] Alga
Not even I know how it works, though.
[19:39] Mirpen
No one should be able to predict
when this crossing will be clear.
[19:46] Mirpen
But that woman did it.
[19:50] Mirpen
Who on earth is she?
[19:54] Mikhail
Farewell, my friend.
[19:57] Equa
Are you all right?
[19:59] Mikhail
I have no regrets.
[20:01] Mikhail
After all,
[20:02] Mikhail
we've finally made it to
the world of the West!
[20:07] Mikhail
We're free! We're in a free
world with no censors!
[20:13] Mikhail
And here, we'll pursue true art!
[21:54] Mikhail
Our bottoms are freezing!
[21:58] Mikhail
Pen pen pen pen!
[22:00] Pengians
Pen!
[22:01] Pengians
Pen!
[22:02] Pengians
Pen!
[22:06] Mikhail
Thank you.
[22:08] Mikhail
This... This is...
[22:10] Mikhail
Slappy-slappy Punch!
[22:16] Martes
Slappy-slappy! Slappy-slappy!
[22:20] Feles
This is "true art"?
[22:22] Mikhail
Slappy-slappy Punch!
[22:26] Mirpen
Mikhail...
[22:30] Mirpen
You went so far as defecting to the West...
[22:34] Mirpen
to do this?!
[22:43] Equa
Mikhail-san is working
hard to become a success.
[22:46] Equa
I'm so impressed with him.
[22:49] Martes
Capitalism is rough!
E4 - You Can't Run from Democracy
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SIGN What we love about Equa-senpai!!!
SIGN The nape of her neck
Her personality (magnificent)
The way she used a vacuum cleaner
Her lips
Her hair (beautiful)
Her face when she sleeps
Basically, everything
The dimples on her butt
Her biceps
The way she sounds when she's bothered (Totally)
The shape of her ears
Onigiri
Her pen case
Her groin when she does warm-up exercises (?)
Her ribbon looks great on her!
She stumbles a little when she puts her socks on
Her lips when she says "food"
Her taste in summer clothes! (And spring clothes!) (And mourning clothes!)
The 0.3 mm mechanical pencil she bought but hasn't used much
The cheerful way she slurped her ramen one time when she was hungry!
SIGN Martes
SIGN Equa-senpai
[00:20] Chairwoman
Ahem. Martes's Mental Parliament
is now in session.
SIGN Martes's Mental Parliament
Special Session No. 162
[00:26] Chairwoman
Our order of business is, once again,
our relationship with Equa-senpai.
[00:33] Extremist A
We should tackle her and hold her down!
SIGN Marte Patriot Party (extremist)
MP Marte
[00:38] Crowd (for)
Yeah!
[00:41] Crowd (against)
Boo!
[00:44] Extremist A
As you see here, GDP is up
eight percent over last year.
SIGN Great
SIGN Devotion
SIGN Power
[00:50] Extremist A
Our national economy can no longer
function without Equa-senpai.
[00:54] Extremist A
Pushing her down is a historical necessity!
[00:57] Extremists
Yay!
[00:58] Opposition
Boo! Boo!
[01:02] Moderate A
That would be an invasion, plain and simple!
SIGN Marte Citizens' Party (moderate)
MP Marte
[01:07] Moderate A
It would be unilateral aggression!
We lack Equa-senpai's consent!
[01:12] Extremist B
Back off, hypocrite!
[01:16] Moderate B
But our nation lacks the military
strength to push her down!
[01:20] Extremist C
We won't know unless we try!
[01:22] Extremist C
Let's tackle her ASAP!
[01:24] Moderate C
You're obsessed with pushing her down.
[01:26] Moderate C
That's a strong start, but what
are you going to do next?
[01:31] Extremist A
We'll, um, well...
[01:33] Extremist B
We'll be kind of lovey-dovey.
[01:35] Extremist C
Or maybe, you know, make out.
[01:37] Moderate A
How scandalous! You should
be ashamed of yourselves.
[01:43] Anti-Undies A
Excuse me.
[01:46] Anti-Undies A
Excuse me!
[01:48] Chairwoman
MP Marte, you have the floor.
[01:52] Anti-Undies A
Go commando.
[01:54] Chairwoman
Huh?
[01:57] Anti-Undies A
How about going commando?
SIGN Anti-Undies Party (fringe)
MP Marte
[02:04] Chairwoman
I'm sorry, I don't quite follow.
[02:08] Anti-Undies A
We'll seduce Equa-senpai.
[02:10] Equa
Huh?
[02:11] Anti-Undies A
If we come on strong,
she'll be head over heels.
[02:11] Equa
What? Hang on.
[02:15] Equa
Oh, Martes-san...
[02:17] Anti-Undies A
Then she'll be as good as ours!
[02:20] Equa
Martes-san! Martes-san!
[02:20] Extremist B
That's nonsense!
[02:22] Moderate B
This is why I hate fringe parties.
[02:24] Equa
Martes-san! Martes-san?
[02:25] Extremist C
That kind of love is science fiction!
[02:28] Moderate C
Propose something more achievable!
[02:30] Equa
Martes-san!
[02:41] Client
Eek!
[02:42] Equa
Have you been listening, Martes-san?
[02:44] Martes
Sorry. I was kind of lost in thought.
[02:47] Feles
At a time like this?!
[02:49] Alga
I bet you were thinking
about something naughty.
[02:53] Martes
Fat chance!
[02:54] Ulula
Woof?
[02:56] Equa
Stop that, all of you.
[02:58] Martes
Equa-senpai...
[02:59] Equa
There's nothing naughty about Martes-san.
[03:03] Equa
Right?
[03:04] Martes
Oh, well, I might be
reasonably naughty, actu—Hm?
SIGN Estab Life: Great Escape
[04:46] Chairwoman A
Ahem.
SIGN Martes's Mental Parliament
Special Session No. 163
[04:47] Chairwoman A
This emergency meeting of
parliament is now in session.
[04:51] Chairwoman A
Our order of business is, um...
[04:54] Chairwoman A
our future course of action.
SIGN You Can't Run from Democracy
[04:59] Moderate A
What are you talking about?!
[05:01] Moderate A
An enemy attack has split
our nation clean in two!
[05:04] Moderate A
And we alone have been left
behind in the Ueno Cluster.
[05:09] Chairwoman A
Parts of us have been scattered before,
[05:13] Chairwoman A
but being split in half like
this is a new predicament.
[05:18] Moderate A
Yes! Split in half! And to make
matters worse, those extremists
[05:22] Moderate A
are with Equa-senpai!
[05:25] Moderate A
They escaped together! How will
we overcome this dilemma?!
[05:30] Moderate B
The extremists will tackle
Equa-senpai for sure!
[05:34] Moderate C
We're done for!
[05:37] Anti-Undies A
Then let's go commando.
[05:39] Chairwoman A
Order! Order! The enemy is here!
[05:44] All
Huh?!
[05:59] Mini-Martes A
What am I gonna do now?
[06:05] Pu-Pu
Pu?
[06:14] Man
Thank you. Thank you. You saved me.
[06:18] Equa
I'm so glad. Please enjoy your new life.
[06:22] Man
Thank you so much.
[06:27] Man
Bye now! Thank you!
[06:30] Alga
Hey! We don't have much time
to catch the Ooedo Line!
[06:34] Equa
Oh! You're right.
[06:35] Feles
Hurry!
[06:38] Equa
Hm?
[06:45] Equa
Martes-san, are you feeling all right?
[06:49] Mini-Martes B
Oh... Yes.
[06:51] Equa
Excuse me.
[07:11] Feles
Is she okay?
[07:13] Equa
Yes.
[07:14] Equa
Martes-san, we made it to the station.
[07:26] Ticket Gate
Present your pass immediately.
[07:35] Equa
Hurry, Ulula-san! Show your pass!
[07:37] Ticket Gate
Warning! Present your pass immediately!
[07:42] Ticket Gate
Five, four, three, two, one...
[07:47] Ulula
Bow-wow!
[07:56] Mecha Attendant
We always appreciate your patronage.
[08:00] Alga
We almost got to watch your execution,
Dog Breath. What a shame.
[08:03] Ulula
Woof woof!
[08:04] Feles
Still, it would be so much easier if
we could take clients on the subway.
[08:09] Alga
No can do. They'd need passes.
[08:11] Feles
Where do these passes come from, anyway?
[08:14] Alga
A green ticket counter or some
convenience store, or so I hear.
[08:17] Feles
What's that mean? Are you making fun of me?
SIGN Martes's Mental Parliament
Emergency Special Session No. 163
[08:23] Chairwoman B
This emergency meeting of
parliament is now in session.
[08:27] Chairwoman B
Our order of business is, um... It's...
[08:33] Extremist A
Our time has come at last!
[08:36] Extremist A
Behold! Those weak-willed pigs are gone!
[08:39] Extremist A
We were resigned to be a
minority by a mere few votes,
[08:42] Extremist A
but now we're finally in control!
[08:45] Extremist A
This means that we can push Equa-senpai
down right out in the open!
[08:49] Crowd
Yay!
[08:52] Chairwoman B
You've raised that proposal before.
[08:54] Chairwoman B
What will you do after
you push her down?
[08:57] Extremist A
Huh? W-Well... Um...
[09:00] Extremist A
We'll get kind of squishy-squishy, I guess.
[09:02] Chairwoman B
Please be specific. What will
you "get squishy-squishy" with?
[09:07] Extremist A
Huh? Um... H-Her cheek, maybe?
[09:11] Chairwoman B
Her cheek?! That's it?!
[09:14] Extremist B
Objection!
[09:15] Extremist B
That question isn't on
this session's agenda!
[09:18] Extremist C
Exactly! We should focus on what
to do with our divided body!
[09:24] Extremist A
Yes, they're right!
[09:26] Extremist A
It's vital that we take this chance to get
up close and personal with Equa-senpai!
[09:31] Extremist A
It doesn't matter what we
get squishy-squishy with!
[09:33] Extremist A
It can be her cheek, or even her boobs!
SIGN CHEEK
SIGN BOOBS
[09:35] Chairwoman B
Her boobs?
[09:37] Extremist A
Citizens, lend me your ears!
[09:39] Extremist A
Rise up! The time to conquer
Equa-senpai is here at last!
[09:46] Extremist A
Do not hesitate! Tackle
her with all our might!
[09:51] Extremist A
Do it now!
[09:53] Extremist A
This very moment!
[09:57] Equa
Martes-san?
[09:59] Mini-Martes B
I can't push her.
[10:02] Equa
Um...
[10:04] Mini-Martes B
I can't knock her down.
[10:07] Equa
There, there.
[10:09] Feles
What's up?
[10:10] Equa
Nothing really. I just felt like it.
[10:13] Extremist A
We can't push her down!
[10:18] Extremist A
This was our time! Our chance! So why?!
[10:22] Extremist A
Is this a moderate conspiracy?!
[10:24] Chairwoman B
We just don't have enough body mass.
[10:26] Extremist B
She's treating us like a little kid.
[10:27] Chairwoman B
She's always done that.
[10:29] Extremist C
We just need more motivation!
[10:31] Extremist C
Go straight for her boobs!
[10:33] Chairwoman B
I'm going to strike that
remark from the record.
[10:35] Extremist A
Either way, we're lucky
we got on the Ooedo Line.
[10:38] Extremist A
Now we can go back home
without the other half.
[10:41] Extremist B
Exactly. The moderates are
stranded in the forests of Ueno!
[10:45] Extremist B
Serves them right!
[10:46] Extremist C
I hope they perish puking blood after
getting punched by a panda!
[10:56] Pu-Pu
You have nowhere to go, pu?
[10:59] (Flashback) Pu-Pu
In that case, missy, come with me, pu.
[11:05] (Flashback) Pu-Pu
Pu!
[11:15] Pu-Pu
This is the Animal Forest of Ueno.
[11:18] Pu-Pu
It's the last refuge for people
with nowhere left to run, pu.
[11:25] Mini-Martes A
Don't you have homes?
[11:27] Pu-Pu
We all sleep over there, pu.
[11:32] Pu-Pu
It's a nice place, pu.
[11:35] Mini-Martes A
You sleep...over there?
SIGN St. Yushima
Academy
[11:51] Head Teacher
Excuse me, Equa-san?
[11:55] Equa
Yes?
[11:56] Head Teacher
Who is this child?
[11:58] Equa
She's Martes-san, a first-year.
[12:00] Head Teacher
But this is a second-year class.
[12:03] Equa
I think she really wants
to sit in on your class.
[12:07] Equa
Right?
[12:09] Chairwoman B
Do we agree?
[12:11] Extremist A
No! That teacher is in our way!
[12:13] Extremist A
Let's scare her off!
[12:18] Head Teacher
She's totally snarling at me.
[12:29] Feles
She's all over you.
[12:32] Equa
She's been like this no
matter where I bring her.
[12:35] Equa
I'm not sure whether I'm
more happy or embarrassed.
[12:39] Feles
If she's bothering you,
just kick her to the curb.
[12:41] Equa
Don't be silly.
[12:42] Equa
She's just so cute, I don't
know what to do with her.
[12:44] Extremist A
Did you hear that, ladies?!
She called us "cute"!
[12:49] Extremist B
Yes! I can die happy!
[12:51] Extremist C
I've got no regrets!
[12:53] Anti-Undies
Go commando! Go commando!
[12:54] Chairwoman B
Order! Order!
[12:56] Chairwoman B
That gunslinger suspects us.
[12:59] Feles
I think she's been acting strange
since she got bisected in Ueno.
[13:04] Equa
That's true. She doesn't
seem like her usual self.
[13:09] Feles
I don't know much about demihumans,
[13:11] Feles
but maybe the other half
of her is still in Ueno.
[13:16] Extremist A
Mind your own business!
[13:17] Extremist B
Let's shut her up.
[13:19] Extremist C
Killing her works, too!
[13:21] Equa
Martes-san?
[13:24] Feles
What was that for?
[13:26] Equa
Is she there?
[13:27] Feles
Huh?
[13:28] Equa
Your other half is still there, isn't she?
[13:32] Feles
I thought so. But why hide it?
[13:35] Equa
Feles-san!
[13:36] Feles
Don't tell me you're going to Ueno!
[13:38] Equa
Of course I am! We have to go back for her!
[13:49] Moderate B
Her chest...
[13:51] Moderate C
Her ankles...
[13:52] Extremist A
Her smooth skin...
[13:54] Moderate B
When she eats donuts...
[13:56] Moderate C
The way she coughs...
[13:57] Extremist A
Her brain waves—especially her beta waves...
[14:00] Extremist A
Um... How many does that make?
[14:03] Chairwoman A
385 in the past 20 hours.
[14:07] Chairwoman A
Listing our favorite things about
Equa-senpai to kill time is getting us nowhere.
[14:12] Chairwoman A
Isn't this enough?
[14:15] Crowd
Wait. Hang on a sec.
[14:16] Crowd
Easy for you to say.
[14:17] Crowd
You know?
[14:17] Crowd
Yeah.
[14:18] Crowd
Then, that means...
[14:21] Crowd
That means...
[14:22] Crowd
Hm...
[14:22] Moderate A
You want us to put up with this situation?
[14:22] Crowd
Wait. But then...
[14:25] Chairwoman A
It is relatively comfortable.
[14:31] Pu-Pu
Martes-chan, you seem down, pu.
[14:34] Pu-Pu
What's on your mind, pu?
[14:36] Mini-Martes A
Oh, well...
[14:38] Chairwoman A
What more could you possibly ask for?
[14:41] Moderate A
We've got no return pass.
[14:44] Moderate B
We've got no money or ID.
[14:47] Moderate C
And worst of all...
[14:58] All
Equa-senpai isn't here!
SIGN Ueno Station
[15:14] Equa
All right, let's hurry up and find
the other half of Martes-san.
[15:17] Feles
But how?
[15:19] Ulula
Bow-wow.
[15:23] Equa
We're counting on you, Ulula-san.
[15:27] Extremist B
She's using Dog Breath to hunt us down?
[15:30] Extremist C
Not good. She'll find the body
with the moderates in it.
[15:33] Extremist A
Calm down, ladies!
[15:35] Extremist A
This will actually work in our favor.
[15:38] Chairwoman B
How so?
[15:39] Extremist A
That should be obvious.
[15:41] Extremist A
We'll slaughter those filthy
moderates on sight!
[15:44] Anti-Undies
Go commando! Go commando! Go commando!
[15:59] Alga
That guy's got bigger balls than I do.
[16:02] Feles
Huh?
[16:16] Ulula
Arf? Arf!
[16:17] Equa
Martes-san!
SIGN Absent
[16:43] Moderate A
So, the extremists had the same idea we did.
[16:46] Moderate B
But at the same time, with the same weapon?
[16:48] Extremist C
They fight as dirty as I'd expect,
considering we're the same person.
[16:51] Extremist A
Don't stop attacking!
[17:03] Pu-Pu
Martes-chan?!
[17:09] Alga
This is ridiculous!
[17:10] Equa
How could Martes-san do that to herself?
[17:13] Feles
Do they hate each other because
they're similar—I mean, identical?
[17:27] Equa
Oh! Both Martes-sans!
[17:28] Feles
They're the same person.
[17:57] Mini-Martes B
I'll put an end to this here.
[17:59] Mini-Martes B
You're going away for good!
[18:01] Mini-Martes A
You took the words out of my mouth.
[18:04] Mini-Martes A
This is the day you die.
[18:05] Mini-Martes B
I love Equa-senpai more!
[18:08] Mini-Martes A
No, I love her way more!
[18:10] Mini-Martes A & B
Basically, I can't stand you!
[18:17] Mini-Martes B
You creep!
[18:19] Mini-Martes A
You slime!
[18:21] Mini-Martes B
We both are!
[18:35] Mini-Martes A
I'll never let you have Equa-senpai!
[18:37] Mini-Martes B
I'm fighting for Equa-senpai, too!
[18:59] Equa
That's quite enough!
[19:02] Mini-Martes A & B
Huh?
[19:03] Equa
You need to make up, Martes-san.
And you too, Martes-san.
[19:08] Equa
If you go on fighting like that, you'll—
[19:11] Equa
Huh?
[19:13] Martes
S-Senpai!
[19:19] Feles
Equa!
[19:20] Ulula
Eh-wah!
[19:20] Mini-Martes A
Equa-senpai!
[19:22] Mini-Martes B
Give me your hand!
[19:22] Mini-Martes A
Stretch your hand out farther!
[19:24] Mini-Martes A
I already am! You stretch yours more!
[19:27] Mini-Martes B
Hurry up or we won't be
able to save Equa-senpai!
[19:30] Mini-Martes A
What do you expect me to do?! I'm too small!
[19:32] Mini-Martes A
That makes it your fault!
[19:34] Mini-Martes B
You say sorry first!
[19:36] Equa
Martes-san...
[19:37] Mini-Martes A & B
Equa-senpai!
[19:41] Equa
Please try to get along.
[19:50] Chairwoman A & B
If both parties cooperate,
we'll have enough mass to reach her.
[19:54] Chairwoman A & B
Make your decision!
[20:04] Feles
Equa!
[20:18] Equa
Martes-san...
[20:21] Equa
Are you all right now?
[20:24] Martes
Yes.
[20:25] Martes
I'm, um... sorry.
[20:30] Equa
What for?
[20:32] Martes
I mean...
[20:33] Martes
I made all kinds of trouble for you.
[20:37] Martes
That's just how I am.
[20:39] Martes
When I split in two,
I turn cunning and wicked.
[20:44] Equa
You're not cunning or wicked.
[20:46] Martes
Huh?!
[20:47] Equa
Being torn between two ideas is normal.
[20:51] Equa
You're still you, even when you split apart.
[20:56] Equa
Besides, I have times like that myself.
[20:58] Martes
Huh?!
[21:00] Equa
In any case, I love every
side of you, Martes-san.
[21:05] Martes
What?
[21:06] Equa
I mean it! Really and truly!
[21:14] Martes
Senpai! I love you even more!
[21:17] Martes
Lots and lots more!
[21:19] Crowd
Yay!
E5 - You Can't Run from the Goddess
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[00:05] Schoolgirl A
See you later.
[00:07] Schoolgirl B
Yeah, bye!
[00:09] Feles
Remember, I haven't had a break in ages.
[00:13] Equa
I know, but—
[00:15] Martes
Equa-senpai!
[00:16] Equa
Martes-san...
[00:18] Martes
What are you talking about?
[00:19] Equa
Feles-san and I were chatting about work.
[00:21] Martes
Oh, Feles-senpai. I didn't see you there.
[00:24] Feles
I've been in full view this whole time.
[00:26] Equa
Perfect timing. I'd like you
to see this too, Martes-san.
[00:30] Martes
You got it!
[00:32] Equa
Good. Thank you so much.
[00:35] Equa
This time, we'll be going
to the Odaiba Cluster.
[00:38] Equa
Our client is named Vivaldi-san.
[00:41] Martes
Odaiba! Woo-hoo!
[00:43] Feles
What's in Odaiba?
[00:45] Martes
Don't you know? Odaiba is
all about hot springs!
[00:50] Feles
Hot springs?!
[00:51] Martes
The whole cluster is full
of all kinds of them.
[00:55] Martes
And that's not all!
[01:00] Anti-Undies Marte
Hot springs! A naked paradise!
SIGN Anti-Undies Party (fringe)
MP Marte
[01:03] Anti-Undies Marte
A chance to see Equa-senpai go commando!
SIGN Estab Life: Great Escape
SIGN You Can't Run from the Goddess
[02:43] Equa
Is everyone ready?
[02:45] Martes
Yes, Senpai! A final check?
[02:48] Martes
I'm good to go!
[02:50] Martes
What about you?
[02:51] Ulula
Bow-wow!
[02:52] Alga
I have none equipped today.
[02:54] Martes
You never do!
[02:56] Feles
What are you all talking about?
[03:00] Martes
Hm?
[03:02] Martes
Equa-senpai! I don't think
she's taken hers off at all!
[03:06] Feles
Huh? What? What do you mean?
[03:09] Equa
Underwear is forbidden
in the Odaiba Cluster.
SIGN The wearing of underpants is prohibited in the Odaiba Cluster.
[03:14] Equa
See? "The wearing of underpants is
prohibited in the Odaiba Cluster."
SIGN PROHIBITED
[03:21] Feles
Excuse me?! Underwear is banned?!
[03:24] Feles
What?!
[03:25] Martes
I knew it. She had no clue.
[03:27] Equa
It's her first visit,
so you can't blame her.
[03:29] Feles
Huh? Hang on!
[03:31] Feles
Don't tell me...
[03:34] Feles
You all took yours off?
[03:36] Equa
Yes. That's the rule.
[03:38] Feles
No way! What's wrong with this cluster?!
[03:40] Martes
There's nothing we can do about it.
[03:42] Martes
Is there, Equa-senpai?
[03:44] Equa
Nope.
[03:46] Feles
Y-You really took yours off?
[03:48] Equa
Do you want me to show you?
[03:50] Feles
Stop!
[03:51] Equa
Now, please take yours off.
[03:53] Feles
Hey.
[03:54] Equa
You can keep your shorts as long
as you remove your underwear.
[04:00] Feles
H-Here? Right now?
[04:03] Martes
If you need to change,
[04:04] Martes
do it in there!
[04:09] Feles
What?!
[04:15] Equa
All right, everybody.
[04:17] Equa
We've arrived.
[04:19] Equa
This is the Odaiba Cluster.
[04:21] Martes
Hot springs!
[04:24] Feles
Wow.
[04:26] Feles
That Ferris wheel...
SIGN Paradise
[04:28] Equa
Has baths installed.
[04:30] Martes
The beach has sand baths!
[04:33] Feles
I see Mt. Fuji in the distance.
Is that a backdrop?
[04:36] Equa
It's projected on the walls.
[04:38] Feles
And houseboats, too?
[04:39] Martes
Talk about ambiance!
[04:41] Feles
It seems like a comfy place to live.
[04:46] Resident
H-Huh?
[04:49] Alga
I might rust if we stay too long.
[04:52] Ulula
Arf!
[04:53] Alga
Who're you calling "junk"?
[04:54] Ulula
Arf...
[04:56] Martes
Senpai, let's hop into a bath first thing.
[04:59] Equa
Our client is waiting for us.
[05:01] Martes
How about afterward?
[05:03] Equa
Of course, if we have time.
[05:05] Martes
Ya-hoo!
[05:07] Feles
Our client is a priestess, right?
[05:09] Feles
Where does she live?
[05:11] Equa
Over there, in Odaiba Temple.
[05:14] Feles
That's a temple?
[05:18] Alga
What's the world coming to if
priestesses want to run away?
[05:21] Martes
Why would she want to escape
such a great cluster?!
[05:25] Equa
Everyone has their own issues.
[05:28] Equa
It's the goddess statue!
[05:30] Feles
What goddess?
[05:31] Equa
I hear it represents this
cluster's moderator.
[05:35] Equa
People gather to pray in the
square in front of the statue.
[05:38] Martes
Do you think that goddess
is going commando, too?
[05:43] Equa
I wonder.
[05:46] Feles
Hm? Huh? What?!
[05:48] Resident A
That person is an u-un...
[05:51] Resident B
An under-wearer?!
[05:52] Resident C
I thought they were a myth!
[05:54] Residents
An under-wearer?
[05:55] Residents
A deviant!
[05:57] Residents
For real?
[05:58] Residents
I've never seen one before.
[05:59] Residents
Watch out!
[06:00] Residents
The legendary...?
[06:02] Residents
Don't look!
[06:02] Feles
What?
[06:03] Residents
It's possible!
[06:04] Martes
Don't tell me you're still wearing yours.
[06:07] Equa
Feles-san...
[06:08] Feles
Huh? Well...
[06:10] Equa
The people of Odaiba can tell
if you're wearing underpants.
[06:13] Feles
What kind of power is that?!
[06:15] Martes
We told you to take them off earlier!
[06:18] Feles
B-But...
[06:21] Feles
I didn't want to.
[06:23] Resident A
Remove those this instant!
[06:25] Resident B
It's not too late to rethink your choices!
[06:27] Resident C
Regain your humanity, under-wearer!
[06:30] Residents
Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!
[06:34] Equa
Let's get out of here for now!
[06:35] Feles
Oh, um... I don't think
I'm in the wrong here!
[06:38] Equa
These are the rules in this cluster.
[06:42] Equa
Feles-san! Please remove
your underwear immediately.
[06:45] Feles
No way!
[06:45] Equa
They'll keep chasing us unless you do.
[06:51] Equa
Feles-san!
[06:56] Feles
Hang on!
[06:59] Equa
Are you all right, Feles-san?!
[07:01] Feles
How could I be?!
[07:03] Feles
Hey! No pulling!
[07:05] Feles
Wait! Put me down! Go away!
[07:09] Feles
Stop! Stop!
[07:11] Feles
I said, stop it!
[07:12] Equa
You could get hurt if you struggle!
[07:13] Feles
No one wants this!
[07:16] Martes
Just go with the flow!
[07:18] Feles
Come on! Help me out!
[07:20] Feles
What's going on?
[07:22] Feles
Oh, for the love of...
[07:32] Martes
You've done it now.
[07:34] Feles
Are you saying I should have
just let them strip me?!
[07:38] Martes
That's what we've been telling
you this whole time.
[07:42] Feles
I can't take any more.
[07:43] Alga
New arrivals!
[07:45] Equa
In any case, let's run!
[07:55] Martes
In this town, wearing underwear is as bad as
dancing naked in the middle of the street.
[08:03] Equa
Unfortunately, it's only a matter
of time until they find us.
[08:07] Alga
Hardly professional conduct.
[08:08] Ulula
Woof.
[08:10] Martes
I don't want to die for
your underwear, Feles-senpai.
[08:14] Feles
Seriously?
[08:16] Equa
Feles-san, it's not too late.
[08:19] Equa
Take off your underwear,
and then let's enjoy this job.
[08:22] Feles
Huh?
[08:25] Feles
Um...
[08:27] Feles
Give me a second.
[08:29] Equa
All right.
[08:33] Feles
Here.
[08:35] Equa
Good. Your underwear is safe in my care.
[08:40] Feles
Don't say it out loud!
[08:42] Equa
I'll take good care of these panties.
[08:47] Feles
Why me?
[08:56] Vivaldi
Pure and righteous people of Odaiba!
[08:59] Vivaldi
Remember the words of the goddess!
[09:02] Vivaldi
"Wear them not."
[09:05] Vivaldi
The goddess went commando in fair
weather and foul to set an example!
[09:14] Vivaldi
Disaster shall surely befall all
those who doubt the goddess!
[09:18] Vivaldi
Someone once sought to peek
beneath Her robe and check.
[09:22] Vivaldi
A swarm of a thousand panties afflicted
them with the itching plague!
[09:30] Vivaldi
Even more terrible punishments await
those who dare to wear underpants!
[09:35] Resident A
Lady Vivaldi!
[09:37] Vivaldi
What's wrong?!
[09:38] Resident A
A suspicious woman just appeared,
and she was wearing p-p-panties.
[09:46] Resident
This presages disaster.
[09:50] Vivaldi
There is nothing to fear!
[09:53] Vivaldi
The goddess sees all.
[09:55] Vivaldi
Her divine wrath shall always
overtake the wicked.
[10:01] Vivaldi
Let us pray. De nude!
[10:04] Residents
De nude! De nude! De nude! De nude! De nude!
[10:12] Residents
De nude! De nude! De nude! De nude! De nude!
[10:26] Vivaldi
My very own...
[10:29] Vivaldi
undies.
[10:37] Equa
Excuse us.
[10:38] Vivaldi
N-No! It's n-not what it looks like!
[10:41] Equa
Please don't worry. We're extractors.
[10:44] Equa
We're here to help you.
[10:47] Vivaldi
Oh!
[10:48] Vivaldi
How long I've waited for you!
[10:51] Martes
Are those panties you're holding?
[10:55] Vivaldi
You see...
[10:58] Vivaldi
I want to wear them!
[10:59] Vivaldi
I-I know it's shameful, but I do.
[11:01] Feles
No, that's normal!
[11:03] Vivaldi
No. In this cluster, it is heretical.
[11:08] Vivaldi
Freedom, equality, no underpants!
Such is the Goddess of Odaiba's creed.
[11:14] Vivaldi
The people sought freedom and airflow.
[11:16] Vivaldi
The underwear they discarded after
bathing affected the ecosystem, and...
[11:20] Martes
Uh-huh...
[11:22] Equa
And that's why you want to escape?
[11:23] Vivaldi
It is! I can bear it no longer!
[11:26] Vivaldi
I may wear underwear all the time
in other clusters, may I not?
[11:30] Equa
Of course.
[11:32] Equa
Vivaldi-san, fleeing your cluster means
abandoning your wealth and status.
[11:40] Equa
Do you consent to that?
[11:46] Vivaldi
I'm sure that the goddess
will never forgive me,
[11:51] Vivaldi
but my mind is made up.
[11:54] Vivaldi
I will abandon my faith
and flee with my undies.
[11:58] Equa
I understand.
[11:59] Equa
Then, please put your thumbprint here.
SIGN Client: Vivaldi (seal)
[12:02] Vivaldi
I'm in your hands.
SIGN Client:
SIGN Client: Vivaldi
SIGN Client: Vivaldi (seal)
[12:10] Newscaster
The suspicious individual wearing
prohibited garments is still at large.
[12:14] Newscaster
A search is ongoing.
SIGN Description
SIGN Late teens (estimated)
Approximately 170cm
Slender
Large hair ties
Armed with handguns
SIGN Suspicious individual wearing prohibited garments at large If sighted, report immediately
[12:16] Newscaster
The individual is armed with
handguns and extremely dangerous.
[12:21] Newscaster
Please bring any potential leads
to the nearest inspector.
[12:28] Martes
What's wrong?
[12:29] Feles
The wind! People will see.
[12:33] Martes
Nothing I can do about that.
[12:35] Feles
Have a heart!
[12:40] Equa
Let's go over the escape route.
[12:42] Equa
We'll reach the water bus
via that boiler plant.
[12:46] Equa
Alga-san, if you would?
[12:48] Alga
Sure.
[12:50] Alga
This should about cover it, little lady!
[12:53] Equa
Vivaldi-san, we'll be passing through this
uncertain area to reach our destination.
[13:00] Alga
What a pain.
[13:05] Vivaldi
Um... If you need a guide, I can help.
[13:09] Equa
Thank you! Please do!
[13:11] Martes
Basically, we're going through a
building and escaping out to sea!
[13:15] Equa
Yes, that's right! We'll take a
boat from the water bus stand.
[13:19] Martes
Got it!
[13:23] Equa
Let's start by crossing to that building.
[13:37] Alga
What are you waiting for?
[13:38] Feles
It feels kind of breezy.
[13:41] Alga
Get a move on.
[13:43] Feles
That's easy for you to say.
[13:44] Alga
Just hurry up.
[13:46] Feles
F-Fine! This won't be so hard!
[13:51] Feles
No way! No, no, no!
[13:54] Alga
Pipe down!
[14:00] Equa
Feles-san?
[14:01] Feles
Don't look up! Look down! Down!
[14:07] Feles
Hey, why am I in the lead?
[14:11] Equa
Well, the enemy could be
waiting to ambush us.
[14:17] Equa
What's wrong?
[14:19] Feles
Please don't look forward. You'll see.
[14:26] Feles
Huh?
[14:28] Feles
Wh-What's this?
[14:30] Feles
What's a floor like this doing here?
[14:37] Feles
Isn't there another way?!
[14:39] Martes
Hurry up!
[14:41] Feles
But someone will see!
[14:51] Martes
Bam!
[14:52] Feles
We finally made it out.
[15:00] Martes
Oh, man. And after all that work
we did to not get spotted, too.
[15:04] Feles
What else could I have done?!
[15:07] Martes
Here come more!
[15:08] Ulula
Woof!
[15:09] Alga
This looks bad!
[15:11] Equa
There's nothing we can do! Let's hurry!
[15:13] Equa
Get the boat ready.
[15:15] Feles
Hurry!
[15:20] Equa
Get in, everybody.
[15:22] Ulula
Arf.
[15:22] Vivaldi
Right!
[15:27] Alga
I've got control of this boat!
[15:32] Equa
It's about to get bumpy!
[15:41] Martes
We're done for if this keeps up.
[15:43] Equa
Feles-san, shoot them down!
[15:45] Feles
I'm trying, but I'm at my limit!
[15:48] Martes
Use that move with the weird name
you pulled off in Shinjuku!
[15:52] Feles
In this situation?!
[15:54] Feles
I can't! Everyone will see!
[15:55] Martes
Who cares if someone sees your butt?
[15:58] Feles
There's just no way!
[16:00] Vivaldi
Oh! All this for my wish to wear underpants!
[16:15] Martes
Missiles incoming!
[16:26] Ulula
Woof!
[16:30] Ulula
Bow-wow-wow!
[16:33] Martes
Nice going!
[16:36] Ulula
Awoo!
[16:38] Equa
Ulula-san!
[16:39] Martes
Dog Breath!
[16:44] Martes
Equa-senpai, there are a lot more on the way!
[16:46] Feles
Just keep firing!
[16:49] Vivaldi
Will we be all right?
[16:50] Alga
What's our next move?!
[16:52] Equa
I think this will work.
[16:53] Vivaldi
Huh?!
[16:54] Alga
Do it, little lady!
[16:56] Equa
Right!
[16:57] Equa
This will get us through!
[17:01] Feles
We're heading for land?!
[17:03] Martes
Equa-senpai!
[17:23] Martes
There's still one left!
[17:36] Vivaldi
Goddess?!
[17:51] Equa
Are you all safe?
[17:52] Martes
Ow, ow, ow...
[17:54] Martes
I survived, but I don't know how.
[17:56] Feles
I'm fine. More importantly,
we need to get out of here!
[18:00] Vivaldi
Huh?
[18:01] Vivaldi
The goddess is...
[18:04] Martes
Huh?
[18:07] Feles
Why?
[18:08] Vivaldi
Sh-She's...
[18:10] Vivaldi
She's wearing
[18:12] Vivaldi
panties?!
[18:14] Feles
What?!
[18:27] Residents
Underwear.
[18:28] Residents
The itching plague is coming.
[18:30] Residents
We'll suffer her divine retribution!
[18:32] Resident C
Why?
[18:33] Resident D
Actually...
[18:35] Resident E
Why have we never noticed before?!
[18:37] Residents
Th-Then...
[18:38] Residents
How dreadful.
[18:39] Residents
What was that proscription
against underwear?!
[18:40] Residents
I can see writing.
[18:41] Residents
What's that?
[18:44] Resident A
Lady Vivaldi!
[18:45] Resident D
Lady Vivaldi!
[18:46] Vivaldi
Is this... the word of the goddess?
[18:51] Vivaldi
The seal was broken and the
goddess remembered that
[18:56] Vivaldi
there was a time when she
wore underpants herself.
[19:03] Vivaldi
My people, wear underpants.
[19:08] Vivaldi
But only for one hour each day!
[19:12] Residents
Undies for an hour a day!
[19:14] Residents
Undies for an hour a day!
[19:17] Residents
Undies for an hour a day!
[19:19] Residents
Undies for an hour a day!
[19:21] Residents
Undies for an hour a day!
[19:24] Residents
Undies for an hour a day!
[19:26] Residents
Undies for an hour a day!
[19:28] Residents
Undies for an hour a day!
[19:35] Vivaldi
We've taken a major step.
[19:37] Vivaldi
The goddess has permitted underwear.
[19:40] Vivaldi
This is the dawn of Odaiban civilization!
[19:45] Martes
Um, I totally don't get it.
[19:48] Martes
Oh, Ulula. You're alive?
[19:50] Ulula
Woof.
[19:58] Vivaldi
Everyone! It seems I no
longer need to run away!
[20:02] Feles
What?
[20:03] Martes
Are you sure?
[20:04] Vivaldi
I am! I'll watch over this town,
and a future with and without undies!
[20:09] Feles
What?! Then what was all that for?
[20:14] Feles
Equa! She says she's given up on escaping.
[20:19] Feles
Equa?
[22:03] Feles
What's wrong?
[22:05] Equa
A moderator changing the direction of a
cluster is unprecedented, as far as I know.
[22:11] Feles
You mean underwear becoming okay?
[22:14] Equa
Yes. That shouldn't be possible.
[22:19] Martes
What are you two whispering about again?!
[22:21] Equa
Martes-san!
[22:23] Feles
We're really not.
[22:25] Equa
I was wondering if even deities can change.
[22:27] Martes
Senpai, stay just the way you are!
[22:31] Martes
Equa-senpai!
[22:37] Equa
Thank you so much, Martes-san!
[22:40] Feles
Do you ever stop?
[22:42] Martes
Feles-senpai...
[22:43] Feles
What?
[22:43] Martes
Are you going commando on the way home?
[22:45] Feles
Oh! Equa, give me back my panties!
[22:48] Equa
Of course. I've been taking excellent care of them.
E6 - You Can't Run from the Leader
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[00:06] Equa
Ah-choo!
[00:08] Martes
Are you okay, Equa-senpai?
[00:11] Alga
You'd better take care of yourself.
[00:13] Equa
Thank you.
[00:15] Equa
And thank you too, Martes-san.
[00:17] Equa
I'm fine.
[00:19] Equa
Let's see...
[00:20] Equa
Our next client is Hachiro-san,
a resident of Akihabara.
[00:26] Equa
He wants to go somewhere far away,
although I don't quite understand why.
[00:30] Martes
Maybe he wants to "find himself"?
[00:33] Alga
Well, everyone goes through that phase.
[00:36] Ulula
Arf?
[00:38] Equa
The extraction is tomorrow.
Let's all do our best.
[00:41] Feles
Huh?! Tomorrow?!
[00:43] Equa
I'm sorry.
[00:44] Equa
He wants to escape as soon as possible,
and I'd like to oblige him.
[00:47] Feles
We have a physics test this week, remember?
[00:50] Feles
I haven't memorized any of the formulas yet.
[00:52] Martes
Come on, tests are easy as
long as you listen in class.
[00:58] Alga
I guess tests are the one thing you do well on.
[01:00] Martes
Well, if Feles-senpai cares more about
studying, I say we do this job without her.
[01:09] Equa
I'm sorry, but would you mind, Feles-san?
[01:14] Feles
Fine. I'll do it.
[01:16] Equa
Thank you so much.
SIGN Estab Life: Great Escape
SIGN Ooedo Line
SIGN You Can't Run from the Leader
[02:57] Feles
The others are running late.
[02:59] Martes
Yeah. Totally.
[03:01] Martes
I wish Equa-senpai would get here soon.
[03:06] Feles
You're not listening at all, are you?
[03:08] Feles
Honestly, without Equa around—
[03:10] Ulula
Woof!
[03:12] Alga
Sorry. I overslept.
[03:14] Feles
You overslept?
[03:16] Martes
Where's Equa-senpai?
[03:17] Alga
The little lady's home sick.
[03:18] Martes
What?!
[03:19] Feles
She's sick?!
[03:21] Equa
I'm sorry, everyone.
[03:25] Martes
Are you all right, Senpai?!
[03:28] Alga
She has a headache, a fever,
and joint pain—classic cold symptoms.
[03:32] Alga
I told her to take it easy today.
[03:34] Martes
Wait for me, Senpai!
[03:36] Martes
I'll be right there to
nurse you back to health!
[03:38] Equa
No, please make the job your top priority.
[03:42] Equa
Can I count on you, Martes-san?
[03:46] Martes
If you say so, Senpai.
[03:50] Equa
Thank you.
[03:52] Equa
And so, I'm terribly sorry, but today's
job is in all of your hands.
[03:59] Martes
I understand.
[04:02] Martes
In that case... I'll be a
great leader in your place!
[04:07] Feles
No way in hell!
[04:07] Alga
Absolutely not!
[04:07] Ulula
Arf!
[04:09] Alga
If you need a leader, look no further.
[04:12] Alga
I'll make decisions lightning quick
and kill anyone who gets in our way.
[04:15] Feles
Rejected!
[04:17] Alga
F-Fine.
[04:18] Feles
And we can't even understand Ulula.
[04:22] Ulula
Arf...
[04:23] Feles
Well, I guess we'll have to
manage without a leader.
[04:27] Alga
Leave situation reports to me.
[04:30] Martes
I'll give it my all, too!
[04:32] Ulula
Bow-wow!
[04:34] Equa
Thank you so much.
[04:36] Equa
Call me right away if anything happens.
[04:39] Equa
I'm sorry I can't join you
after I made you all rush.
[04:46] Feles
It's fine. Just get some rest.
[04:48] Feles
Don't worry about us.
[05:06] Feles
L-Let's see. Exit A5... Exit A5...
[05:11] Feles
That one is B2, so... Oh, I've had it!
[05:15] Alga
Oh, you're hopeless.
[05:17] Alga
It's this way. Follow me.
[05:19] Ulula
W-Woof! Woof, woof!
[05:23] Feles
What's wrong?
[05:24] Martes
Maybe he has to pee?
[05:26] Feles
Ugh! Just do it somewhere out of the way!
[05:29] Feles
We don't have much time
before the appointment!
[05:31] Feles
Come on. I think it's this way.
[05:32] Alga
I already told you, it's this way!
[05:35] Martes
You're both wrong! It's over that way!
[05:38] Ulula
W-Woof...
[05:44] Alga
Between Feles and Slime Girl,
plus Ulula needing to piss,
[05:48] Alga
we'll be late for our
meeting with the client.
[05:51] Equa
What? That doesn't sound good.
[05:54] Alga
Got any messages for me to pass on?
SIGN Alga
[06:00] Equa
Tell them, "Don't worry about a few mistakes.
[06:02] Equa
Please get along and work together."
[06:05] Alga
Okay, roger that. Over and out.
SIGN Alga
SIGN Call ended
SIGN Meat Forever
[06:18] Feles
It's still as crowded as ever.
[06:21] Feles
I wonder where our client is.
[06:24] Martes
I always thought this town was weird!
[06:27] Martes
It makes me want to have some fun.
[06:30] Alga
I've got a message from the little lady.
[06:32] Alga
She says, "Shape up! I'll kill you if
you screw around, so get working!"
[06:38] Martes
There's no way that's what she said!
[06:40] Alga
She also said, "We can't
keep our client waiting!"
[06:42] Alga
"Get moving before they lose trust in us."
[06:45] Alga
"I shouldn't have to tell you that!"
[06:48] Feles
Well... that's true.
[06:51] Feles
Tell Equa not to worry. We'll do this right.
[06:54] Alga
Sure! Leave it to me!
SIGN Alga
[06:58] Alga
They say, "Shut up and sleep."
[07:00] Equa
O-Okay.
[07:05] Martes
Whoa! This is one crazy place for a meeting.
[07:11] Alga
Now, where's the client?
[07:13] Ulula
Woof.
[07:20] Hachiro
H-Hello.
[07:23] Hachiro
Um... Are you really extractors?
[07:26] Ulula
Bow-wow.
[07:29] Hachiro
Will this really work? I don't
even speak that guy's language.
[07:33] Ulula
Woof, woof!
[07:34] Feles
You be quiet! You'll only make things worse.
[07:38] Feles
Let's start by moving somewhere
where we won't be seen.
SIGN Meat Forever
[07:44] Feles
Thank you.
[07:48] Martes
That was great.
[07:49] Alga
This is going on your bill.
[07:52] Hachiro
Are you sure you didn't
just want to eat meat?
[07:54] Feles
Now, let's talk business.
SIGN Written Consent to Run Away
[07:58] Feles
First, look at this.
[08:01] Feles
"Running away from your cluster of residence
is forbidden by its moderator."
[08:07] Feles
Um... "It entails the loss of your
social status and position,"
[08:12] Feles
"along with all assets, including
land, buildings, and currency."
[08:20] Feles
This is so long.
[08:22] Feles
Would you, uh, just check the rest yourself?
[08:27] Martes
Talk about sloppy.
[08:28] Ulula
Bow-wow...
[08:29] Hachiro
"We make no guarantees regarding
your life after running away,"
[08:34] Hachiro
"which will involve ongoing mortal peril."
[08:37] Hachiro
Um, about this...
[08:39] Feles
If you consent, put your thumbprint—
[08:42] Feles
Oh, but first, let's change venues.
[08:45] Hachiro
Huh?!
[08:52] Martes
Woo-hoo!
[08:54] Alga
You go, doggy!
[08:55] Hachiro
Excuse me, but why do we keep moving around?
[09:00] Feles
To throw off surveillance. It's dangerous
to stay in one place too long.
[09:06] Alga
Come on! Put on some enka!
[09:08] Martes
I get to pick next.
[09:11] Martes
Yay!
[09:11] Feles
Anyway, put your thumbprint here.
[09:14] Feles
Just touching your thumb
to it is good enough.
SIGN Client: Hachiro (seal)
[09:20] Hachiro
It's going to be risky, isn't it?
[09:22] Feles
Well, yeah. But leave it
to us—we're all pros.
[09:27] Martes
Yay! Yay! Yay!
[09:27] Alga
Yeah!
[09:30] Hachiro
Is this really going to work?
[09:32] Feles
We're pros. Relax.
[09:35] Hachiro
Am I going to die?
[09:36] Feles
We'll do our best to stop
that from happening.
[09:39] Hachiro
I'm not sure I need to get away that badly.
[09:43] Feles
Listen...
SIGN Client: Hachiro (seal)
[09:45] Feles
Just press here for now!
[09:48] Feles
Start with the contract! Okay?!
[09:56] Hachiro
Um... But...
[10:00] Martes
He sure is indecisive.
[10:02] Martes
What a day to get saddled
with an annoying client.
[10:06] Feles
I really wish he wouldn't get
cold feet this late in the game.
[10:09] Alga
Let's just kill him and bury the corpse.
[10:11] Alga
We'll all just tell the little
lady it went great, and—
[10:14] Feles
Give it a rest!
[10:14] Martes
I just want to get this over
with and go nurse Senpai.
[10:19] Feles
Well, I'd hate to worry Equa,
so we'll just have to do it.
[10:24] Ulula
Bow-wow!
[10:27] Martes
What are you saying?
[10:29] Ulula
Woof! Woof! Woof! Awoo!
[10:33] Hachiro
Seriously?
SIGN Client: Hachiro (seal)
SIGN Client: Hachiro
[10:45] Feles
So, have you decided where you want to go?
[10:47] Hachiro
Hm... I'm not really sure.
[10:51] Alga
How about Ochanomizu?
[10:53] Alga
It's a nice town with lots
of students, and it's close.
[10:57] Feles
Too close. Are you that
desperate to hurry home?
[11:00] Alga
Maybe Fuchuu, then?
[11:02] Alga
You'd get to live an orderly life in a cage,
and even receive free technical instruction.
[11:08] Martes
Takanawa Gateway?
[11:10] Feles
Where's that? Ochanomizu would be better.
[11:12] Alga
I already said that!
[11:14] Martes
Sancha, then? He might as
well become a magical girl.
[11:18] Feles
Don't bring that up!
[11:19] Ulula
Woof.
[11:20] Hachiro
Um...
[11:21] Feles
You're the client! Can't you give
us some idea where you want to go?
[11:25] Hachiro
B-But you all have so much to say.
[11:28] Martes
Okay. Let's use this to decide.
SIGN Sangenjaya
SIGN Waseda
SIGN Shibuya
SIGN Shinjuku
[11:36] Alga
Little lady! The client decided
his destination is Sangenjaya.
SIGN Alga
[11:40] Alga
We'll head to Shinjuku, then launch him
with those fireworks at Hanazono Shrine.
[11:45] Hachiro
I-Is that safe?! Won't I die if
you launch me like a firework?!
[11:49] Feles
Don't worry. It's worked before.
[11:49] Equa
U-Um, Alga-san, is Hachiro-san all right?
[11:52] Martes
It's 55 percent safe.
[11:54] Equa
He isn't nervous, is he?
[11:54] Hachiro
That's barely better than 50-50!
[11:56] Feles
But there's no other way.
[11:57] Equa
Alga-san? Are you really
communicating with Hachiro-san?
[11:58] Hachiro
That doesn't make it better.
[12:00] Alga
Don't worry. It's fine.
[12:01] Feles
Just do as you're told.
[12:03] Alga
She says, "Hurry up and
put the plan in motion."
[12:06] Feles
Tell her to focus on her
health and get some sleep.
[12:10] Hachiro
U-Um... I'll be okay inside here, right?
[12:14] Feles
Yup. It's the safest way. Now, let's go.
SIGN Alga
[12:18] Alga
She said, "Shut up and get to bed."
[12:21] Alga
We're about to execute
the plan. Over and out.
[12:23] Equa
What?! Excuse me, Alga-san? Alga-san?
[12:34] Feles
We made it this far without
any inspectors spotting us.
[12:38] Martes
For now, anyway. They'll be
on us the moment we screw up.
[12:43] Hachiro
U-Um... This is safe, right?
[12:47] Hachiro
Like, actually safe? Ah!
[12:50] Feles
Pipe down. It'll be fine.
[12:52] Hachiro
B-But...
[12:57] Alga
All ready.
[13:01] Martes
Business as usual, right?
[13:02] Martes
The gate'll open if we cut the right one?
[13:05] Alga
And the wrong one will trigger lockdown.
[13:07] Martes
Feles-senpai, you do the honors!
[13:09] Feles
Huh? Me?
[13:11] Alga
It's a 50 percent chance, although the
little lady always gets it right.
[13:15] Alga
Well, I'm sure it'll work out.
[13:17] Feles
Huh?
[13:18] Feles
I'll let you do it.
[13:20] Martes
No, I'm good. That's the leader's job.
[13:23] Feles
Huh? Since when am I the leader?
[13:26] Ulula
Woof, woof.
[13:29] Feles
Fine.
[13:31] Martes
Great! We're counting on you!
[13:33] Feles
Hang on!
[13:34] Martes
No hard feelings. Just hurry up.
[13:48] Alga
You're useless!
[13:50] Alga
How'd you screw up a 50 percent chance?
[13:52] Martes
Seriously. You're unbelievable.
[13:54] Feles
You said no hard feelings!
[13:56] Hachiro
Wh-What's going on out there?!
[13:59] Hachiro
Hey! What's that sound?!
[14:02] Hachiro
Is this really okay?!
[14:05] Hachiro
Hey! Are you listening?!
[14:14] Alga
Okay, next one.
[14:17] Alga
This time, there's only one
wrong wire out of four.
[14:22] Martes
So, it's 75 percent safe?
[14:24] Martes
I'll do it!
[14:26] Martes
Hm... Which one should I pick?
[14:33] Feles
How did you get that wrong?!
It was only one in four!
[14:36] Martes
That's weird. Equa-senpai makes it look easy.
[14:40] Alga
I've told you, that's her special abili—
[14:50] Hachiro
What's going on?!
[14:52] Hachiro
Please tell me!
[14:53] Hachiro
What's happening outside?!
SIGN Kana
[15:01] Feles
What's this?
[15:02] Alga
Looks like we just need to turn on
the matching color combination.
[15:06] Alga
It's basically a game of concentration.
[15:09] Feles
That sounds like your specialty.
This one's all you.
[15:12] Alga
I can't very well refuse.
[15:16] Alga
Here goes.
[15:23] Martes
You piece of junk!
[15:25] Alga
I suck at concentration. It takes thinking.
[15:28] Feles
You're totally useless!
[15:32] Ulula
Woof!
[15:39] Martes
Good-for-nothing.
[15:40] Alga
What'd you say, gel girl?
[15:42] Feles
They just keep coming.
[15:45] Feles
This looks bad. Is there
anything we can use for cover?
[15:47] Alga
Use this.
[15:48] Feles
That's our client!
[15:49] Feles
Absolutely not.
[15:50] Feles
No way. Nope. Nuh-uh.
[15:53] Hachiro
Hey, what is it? I'm scared!
[15:57] Hachiro
What's going on?!
[16:06] Hachiro
U-Um...
[16:08] Feles
Well done.
[16:09] Martes
What a pain.
[16:11] Hachiro
What's that?
[16:13] Hachiro
Actually, what's up with
this whole situation?
[16:16] Feles
We're almost there. You'll be
able to make your escape soon.
[16:20] Feles
So hurry up and climb in.
[16:22] Hachiro
Wait! Give me a real explanation!
[16:26] Hachiro
What's been happening this whole—
[16:27] Feles
It's fine. Don't worry.
[16:29] Martes
Just a little bit further,
Hachiro-san. Let's go for it!
[16:33] Hachiro
What the hell?!
[16:34] Hachiro
You won't explain anything,
and you keep putting me in danger!
[16:38] Feles
You can do it! We know you can!
[16:40] Hachiro
I don't want to! I've had enough!
[16:44] Feles
Freedom is just around
the corner. Don't give up!
[16:46] Hachiro
Who cares where it is?!
[16:48] Hachiro
And of course I'm giving up—I'm sick of this!
[16:52] Ulula
Woof!
[16:53] Alga
They're here!
[16:54] Feles
Why?! This never normally happens!
[16:58] Martes
There are too many of them.
[17:00] Alga
This doesn't look good.
[17:02] Equa
Please close your eyes!
[17:05] Feles
Equa!
[17:05] Equa
Quick, close them!
[17:24] Alga
An EMP grenade?
[17:26] Martes
Are we safe now?
[17:27] Equa
Over here! Hurry!
[17:43] Martes
Senpai! Senpai!
[17:46] Martes
Are you feeling all right?
[17:48] Equa
Yes, just about.
[17:50] Equa
I'm so glad you're all safe.
[17:52] Feles
Why did you come?
[17:54] Equa
I'm sorry. I couldn't help worrying.
[17:57] Martes
Sorry, Equa-senpai! If only we'd been better.
[18:07] Alga
Using ammo that pricey will
put us in the red for sure.
[18:11] Alga
Of course, it did save our butts.
[18:13] Ulula
Bow-wow.
[18:15] Feles
Yeah, I guess.
[18:17] Hachiro
No...
[18:19] Hachiro
No more. I can't take this.
[18:22] Hachiro
It's all so scary.
[18:24] Equa
Hachiro-san, I'm Equa, an extractor.
[18:29] Equa
I'm so sorry for putting you through
such a frightening experience.
[18:35] Equa
I'm going to help you.
[18:38] Equa
What would you like to do?
[18:44] Hachiro
I...
[18:50] Hachiro
I want... to go home.
[18:53] Hachiro
My hometown bores me to tears,
[18:57] Hachiro
but everywhere else is
dangerous and terrifying.
[19:00] Hachiro
So, I give up.
[19:03] Equa
I understand!
[19:05] Equa
I'm going to help you escape this place!
[19:08] All
What?!
SIGN Akihabara
Anime Department Store
[19:46] Hachiro
Thank you all so much.
[19:49] Hachiro
But, um, I'm sorry for making
you waste your time in the end.
[19:54] Equa
Don't be. We're happy as
long as you're happy.
[19:59] Hachiro
In that case, um...
[20:01] Hachiro
May I hire you again if I
ever do want to run away?
[20:07] Equa
You may! If that happens,
just give us a call.
[20:13] Hachiro
Thank you so much.
[20:19] Feles
Was that really the right call?
[20:22] Equa
He can escape as many times as he wants.
[20:25] Equa
What you want to do, and where and when you
want to do it, are different for everyone.
[20:32] Equa
Thank you all very much.
[20:34] Equa
You made today a success.
[20:38] Feles
I guess we're helpless without you.
[20:41] Martes
You "guess"? We totally are!
[20:44] Martes
Equa-senpai! I was so glad that
you came to save me today!
[20:49] Alga
Especially since you did nothing but fail.
[20:52] Feles
You couldn't even relay messages right!
[20:55] Alga
Really? I thought I did a good job.
[20:57] Martes
How?!
[20:57] Feles
You've got to be kidding me!
[21:00] Equa
Well then, let's head home ourse—whoops.
[21:03] Martes
Senpai?!
[21:04] Feles
Hang on.
[21:04] Alga
Are you okay?
[21:05] Ulula
Arf?
[21:07] Equa
I'm sorry.
[21:08] Feles
Jeez. Don't overdo it.
[21:11] Equa
Um, sorry about that.
[21:13] Feles
Come on, leader. Let's go.
[21:15] Martes
Stop, Equa-senpai! If you need a
shoulder to lean on, use mine!
[21:20] Alga
How about mine?
[21:21] Feles
Do you even have shoulders?
[21:22] Ulula
Bow-wow!
E7 - You Can't Run from Connections
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[00:06] Alga
How many times do I have to say
it to make you understand?!
[00:08] Alga
It's an absolute necessity!
[00:12] Alga
Can't you see that, little lady?!
[00:14] Equa
Well, I'm not opposed,
but we can't afford it.
[00:19] Alga
I know that money is important,
[00:21] Alga
but some expenses are just necessary!
[00:25] Equa
We can't spend what we don't have.
[00:27] Alga
Oh, is that so?! What a shame!
[00:29] Feles
Do you mind if I study here for... a bit?
[00:31] Alga
Anyway, do you realize how many
times we've had this conversation?!
[00:35] Equa
But you see, well...
[00:36] Alga
I've had it!
[00:37] Alga
C'mere, Dog Breath! We're picking
up where we left off!
[00:40] Ulula
Bow-wow.
[00:41] Equa
Alga-san...
[00:43] Martes
That piece of junk is so
unreasonable with Equa-senpai.
[00:47] Feles
What's up?
[00:49] Equa
Oh, Feles-san. I'm sorry for the noise.
[00:53] Equa
Alga-san wants to stock up on
more weapons and ammunition.
[00:57] Feles
Huh. What's he think we're short on?
[01:00] Martes
He wants 20 cruise missiles,
[01:03] Martes
and 30 concrete-piercing shells.
[01:08] Feles
What's he planning to fight?
SIGN Estab Life: Great Escape
SIGN You Can't Run from Connections
[02:47] Equa
Here! It's on the house.
[02:49] Feles
Thanks.
[02:57] Feles
You know...
[03:00] Feles
This place is always deserted.
[03:02] Equa
I like the quiet atmosphere.
[03:06] Feles
Are you sure the business isn't failing?
[03:08] Equa
Oh, yes. It's very much on the rocks.
[03:11] Feles
This place is kind of, you know, retro.
[03:16] Feles
Why not at least change up that apron a bit?
[03:19] Equa
Hm... but I'm awfully fond of this one.
[03:23] Martes
Senpai!
[03:25] Martes
You'd look even better in a cuter apron!
[03:27] Martes
Like one a maid would wear!
[03:31] Mini-Marte 1
All in favor of the maid
uniform proposal, raise your hands!
[03:34] Mini-Marte 2
Me! Me!
[03:35] Mini-Marte 3
No objections!
[03:39] Equa
I'd love to try one if I got the chance.
[03:42] Martes
Let's drum up some business!
[03:44] Feles
What's gotten into you?
[03:45] Martes
For example... Yes!
[03:48] Martes
A festival! Those bring people in!
[03:50] Feles
At a café?
[03:51] Martes
That was just an example.
[03:53] Martes
There's also, um, long lines.
[03:57] Martes
And people line up for...
[03:59] Feles
Popular desserts?
[04:02] Martes
Chasing trends like that
almost never pans out.
[04:08] Martes
The boom is over by the
time you get in on it.
[04:11] Feles
It's not like you have any better ideas.
[04:14] Martes
Anyway, this place needs a makeover
if we want to draw in customers!
SIGN <<Coffee • Juice, Etc.>>
Blended coffee (Hot or Iced)...450
Weak-drip coffee (Hot or Iced)...450
Black tea (Hot or Iced)...450
Milk...500
Café au lait...500
Cocoa...550
Vienna coffee...550
Cream soda...600
Coffee float...600
Cocoa float...650
Juice...450
Cake set...650
Cake (chocolate or cheese)
& drink (coffee or tea)
SIGN <<Light meals>>
Pasta...650
Pilaf...650
Curry and rice...650
Toast...300
Egg on toast...350
Ham on toast...350
Egg and ham on toast...400
Pizza toast...500
Assorted sandwiches...550
Ice cream...600
<<Morning set>>
Toast & salad & drink
(coffee, tea, or milk)
500
7:00AM11:00AM
11:00AM
[04:20] Martes
First, look at this menu!
[04:22] Feles
Coffee, tea, pasta,
sandwiches, pizza toast...
[04:28] Feles
Isn't this pretty standard for a café?
[04:30] Martes
We need something catchier
to draw customers.
[04:34] Martes
It's time for a shake-up! An all-new menu!
[04:37] Equa
I like keeping it classic, though.
[04:40] Martes
But your beloved café will go
under unless we do something.
[04:46] Martes
I couldn't bear that.
[04:49] Equa
Thank you, Martes-san!
[04:51] Equa
And you're so kind too, Feles-san.
[04:54] Feles
Huh? No, I really haven't—
[04:56] Equa
Now, let's brainstorm our new menu!
[05:00] Martes
Yeah!
[05:05] Alga
Damn it. The little lady's so stubborn.
[05:09] Alga
Don't you agree, Dog Breath?
[05:12] Ulula
Woof...
[05:13] Alga
I know she's got Fatal Luck going for her,
[05:16] Alga
but we can't lean too heavily on that.
[05:19] Alga
It'll be too late to fix anything if we
can't protect her when things go south.
[05:23] Ulula
Bow-wow...
[05:24] Alga
Yeah, it all comes back to money.
[05:29] Alga
If only we had more.
[05:30] Ulula
Woof?
[05:34] Ulula
Arf?
[05:35] Alga
A secret stash?
[05:36] Alga
There might be more! Let's get
looking, Dog Breath!
[05:40] Ulula
Woof!
SIGN New menu ideas!
Chocolate cake
Waffles (totally delicious)
Increased sales -> Happy Equa-senpai!
Swiss roll (packed with fruit)
Tiramisu (matcha)
Cream puff (a hit with kids and adults)
Pancakes (super fluffy)
Divinely delicious!; Top pick
[05:42] Martes
How's this?!
[05:43] Equa
Wow! You're so good at this, Martes-san.
[05:48] Martes
I thought something like this might happen,
[05:49] Martes
so I've been working sleeplessly
on ideas during class!
[05:52] Feles
How do you do so well on tests if
you're always asleep or doodling?
[05:57] Equa
You used your precious
school time? Thank you so much!
[06:01] Feles
Pancakes, chiffon cake, tiramisu...
[06:05] Feles
What's this one?
[06:08] Martes
That's paradodiso nu.
[06:12] Feles
Huh? What's that?
[06:15] Martes
Paradodiso nu! I just told you!
[06:19] Feles
Ring any bells?
[06:20] Equa
Nope.
[06:21] Feles
We've never heard of it.
[06:23] Martes
What?! You haven't?!
[06:26] Martes
It's a dessert I invented!
[06:28] Feles
How could we know that?!
[06:31] Feles
Serving weird stuff like that
will hurt more than it helps.
[06:35] Feles
How about something more
normal, like... coffee jelly?
[06:40] Equa
Oh, that's a good idea, too!
[06:43] Equa
We're proud of our coffee!
[06:44] Feles
Yeah. This is a café,
so let's use this shop's coffee.
[06:48] Martes
Um...
[06:50] Equa; Feles
Hm?
[06:51] Martes
I'm not big on eating jelly.
It feels like cannibalism.
[06:56] Feles
Oh. Right...
[06:58] Equa
For now, let's experiment!
[07:01] Equa
I'm counting on you too, Feles-san!
[07:04] Feles
O-Okay.
[07:06] Alga
Good grief.
[07:08] Alga
Hey, Dog Breath. You find anything?
[07:11] Ulula
Woof...
[07:12] Alga
What? That's just trash.
[07:15] Ulula
Arf...
[07:16] Alga
Hm? What's this?
[07:20] Alga
Just plated. It won't sell for much.
[07:23] Alga
Damn it. There's nothing good here.
[07:26] Ulula
Arf! Arf!
[07:29] Alga
Hey, cut out that whining! It's weird.
[07:33] Alga
What are you looking at?
[07:34] Ulula
Woof!
[07:35] Ulula
Bow-wow!
[07:38] Alga
What's so great about that hairy thing?
[07:43] Alga
Whoa!
[07:45] Alga
What tempting curves!
[07:48] Ulula
Woof!
[07:53] Feles
Taste-testing is hard work.
[07:56] Martes
I feel like my mouth may never recover.
[07:59] Feles
Did she really have to
make this much at once?
[08:02] Martes
I couldn't even tell what I was
eating by the end of that.
[08:07] Feles
This defeats the purpose of taste-testing.
[08:13] Equa
Shall I brew fresh coffee?
[08:15] Feles
Yes, please.
[08:18] Martes
That reminds me! I've got
an idea about coffee!
[08:23] Equa
You do?
[08:26] Equa
Amazing, Martes-san! This could
become our flagship drink!
[08:30] Feles
Wow. I'm impressed.
[08:32] Martes
Equa-senpai, praise me more!
[08:36] Equa
Well done, Martes-san.
[08:38] Martes
More!
[08:40] Equa
You did a great job!
[08:43] Martes
Oh, that's yours, Feles-senpai. Drink up.
[08:48] Feles
That figures.
[08:51] Equa
Now for a taste.
[08:53] Martes
Oh! S-Stop!
[08:57] Martes
You see...
[08:58] Martes
I don't want to lose the
Equa-senpai I worked so hard on.
[09:02] Martes
Oh, but maybe it's all right
if Equa-senpai drinks it.
[09:07] Martes
Senpai erasing herself
would give me the chills.
[09:13] Martes
But also, well...
[09:16] Feles
What are you talking about?
[09:17] Martes
Equa-senpai! Let's run this
café together forever!
[09:23] Equa
Let's!
[09:25] Martes
Yes!
[09:26] Equa
And Feles-san makes three of us.
[09:28] Feles
Huh?
[09:29] Martes
What?!
[09:31] Feles
Count me out.
[09:36] Alga
Whoa! I got completely mesmerized!
[09:39] Ulula
W-Woof...
[09:40] Alga
That's enough recharging.
[09:43] Alga
Now, what can we sell?
[09:45] Ulula
Woof? Woof!
[09:48] Alga
What's up?
[09:49] Ulula
Bow-wow!
[09:52] Alga
Is this... a safe?
[09:56] Alga
Now this is a discovery!
[10:05] Alga
What's wrong with this safe? It won't budge..
[10:09] Ulula
Arf...
[10:10] Alga
No more Mister Nice Guy!
[10:13] Alga
You'll regret making me get serious!
[10:19] Ulula
Woof...
[10:22] Equa
Well then, I'll make a shopping run
[10:24] Equa
to replace the ingredients we used up.
[10:27] Equa
Fill in for me if a customer comes in.
[10:30] Feles
Okay, but that's a big if.
[10:33] Martes
Sorry, Equa-senpai. Take care.
[10:37] Equa
I will. Bye now.
[10:44] Martes
Ugh. I'm feeling kind of beat.
[10:47] Feles
Your attitude really changes
when Equa's not around.
[10:52] Martes
What's wrong with that?
[10:54] Martes
Oh, Feles-senpai, make me some coffee.
[10:57] Feles
What? Make it yourself.
[11:00] Feles
Jeez...
[11:03] Feles
Here.
[11:06] Martes
It must be nice.
[11:09] Martes
Equa-senpai really needing you, I mean.
[11:13] Feles
What brought this on?
[11:15] Feles
There's nothing special about me.
[11:18] Martes
I want to be Equa-senpai's number one!
[11:24] Martes
I want Equa-senpai to
depend on me a lot more!
[11:27] Martes
I want her to think,
"Thank goodness I've got Martes."
[11:31] Feles
Is that why you came up
with those menu ideas?
[11:35] Martes
Oh, well. It doesn't matter.
[11:40] Martes
Anyway, why'd you go back
to being an extractor?
[11:46] Martes
You quit once before I joined and
then came back, right? What for?
[11:52] Feles
You know how pushy Equa can be.
[11:55] Martes
But you could have turned
her down if you wanted to.
[11:59] Feles
Well...
[12:04] Martes
What was that?!
[12:05] Feles
Jeez! What are those two
doing in the basement?
[12:13] Feles
Hey, what's with all this smoke?
[12:15] Martes
What are you up to?
[12:16] Alga
Oh, Feles and Mar-ko.
[12:18] Feles
Don't tell me you used explosives.
[12:21] Alga
Yeah, an LSC. Just a little
V-type linear shaped charge.
[12:25] Feles
Moron! What if your bomb had started a fire?
[12:29] Feles
And what about you?!
[12:30] Feles
Why didn't you stop him?!
[12:31] Ulula
Woof! Bow-wow!
[12:33] Alga
Don't blow a gasket. We've got bigger problems.
[12:38] Alga
All that didn't put a dent in this thing.
[12:40] Alga
There might be some kind of spell on it.
[12:45] Feles
Is this a safe?
[12:48] Alga
Feles, can you tell?
[12:54] Feles
I sense protection.
Whatever's inside must be important.
[12:59] Alga
Can you break through?
[13:01] Feles
Only if you don't care what
happens to the stuff inside.
[13:04] Feles
And isn't this café property?
We can't open it without permission.
[13:08] Alga
Hm... What to do?
[13:11] Feles
Hey. Are you listening?
[13:13] Martes
I wonder what's in it.
[13:15] Alga
What are you, stupid? Look how tough it is.
[13:18] Alga
There's got to be an
amazing treasure inside!
[13:21] Martes
That doesn't answer my question.
[13:23] Alga
It might even hold some secret
the little lady's been hiding.
[13:28] Martes
B-But we can't look at her
secrets without asking.
[13:34] Alga
Aren't you curious?
[13:36] Alga
We'll just take a look. A little peek.
[13:39] Alga
Come on.
[13:45] Martes
Equa-senpai says she's done shopping.
[13:49] Alga
Y-You wouldn't rat me out, would you?!
[13:52] Alga
Hey! Mar-ko!
[13:54] Martes
Look.
SIGN Sorry, Equa-senpai!
I actually forgot something... (-_-;)
Could you pick up another two bottles of milk
and maybe something salty?
Sorry to add to your shopping list.
[13:55] Martes
This will buy us some time.
[13:58] Alga
Nice going!
[13:59] Martes
Still, opening this won't be easy.
[14:02] Feles
I think we'll just have to unlock
it the old-fashioned way.
[14:07] Alga
Meaning we need to guess the code.
[14:11] Feles
Pretty much.
[14:12] Alga
I hate to admit it beat me physically,
but I guess I'll have to.
[14:16] Alga
Five digits. That means 100,000
possible combinations.
[14:19] Martes
You're gonna try them all?!
[14:21] Alga
It's the fastest way when
you've got no leads.
[14:33] Feles
Wow.
[14:34] Alga
This will give me arm cramps!
[14:37] Alga
There we go!
[14:39] Martes
Huh?!
[14:40] Martes
She finished the extra shopping, too!
[14:43] Feles
What?! Already?!
[14:44] Ulula
Bow-wow!
[14:46] Alga
Ask for something that'll be hard to find!
[14:49] Martes
Like what?! Any ideas, Feles-senpai?!
[14:54] Feles
U-Um... Alligator meat?
[14:56] Martes
That's our resident weirdo!
[14:58] Feles
Hey!
[14:59] Alga
Ask for ostrich eggs, too!
[15:01] Martes
Roger!
SIGN I bought two milks and some shiokara!
It was hard finding a store that sold it,
but I managed.
I'll head back now.
SIGN Senpai, I'm sorry!
I forgot that wasn't everything I need!
[15:02] Martes
"I'd also like alligator
meat and ostrich eggs."
SIGN I'd also like alligator meat and ostrich eggs!
SIGN Senpai, I'm sorry!
I forgot that wasn't everything I need!
SIGN I'd also like alligator meat and ostrich eggs.
[15:08] Martes
There.
[15:11] Martes
No way.
[15:12] Martes
"They sell those right here.
I'll pick some up."
[15:16] Alga
Seriously?
[15:17] Feles
She'll get back any minute now.
[15:20] Martes
"I'm sorry! Pick up some kangaroo, too."
[15:23] Alga
Oh no! My arms won't last!
[15:28] Martes
No way! She already picked up kangaroo
meat because it seemed unusual?!
[15:32] Feles
What's with her?
[15:33] Martes
Um... What else?
[15:37] Martes
Ah! Now she's calling me!
SIGN Equa-senpai
[15:39] Alga
Don't pick up! Don't risk
giving her answers!
[15:41] Feles
She'll get suspicious if we keep
asking her for weird things!
[15:45] Martes
What'll we do?!
[15:46] Alga
Give me that!
[15:47] Feles
Hey!
[15:55] Feles
Now she's calling me!
SIGN Equa
[15:58] Alga
Keep her busy and buy us time.
[16:01] Alga
We're done for if she gets
back and finds us like this.
[16:04] Feles
Easier said than done.
[16:06] Martes
Feles-senpai! We're begging you!
[16:09] Martes
Don't let all our hard work be for nothing!
[16:11] Feles
For real?
[16:17] Equa
Oh, Feles-san?
[16:18] Equa
I can't seem to reach
Martes-san on the phone.
[16:22] Equa
Is anything wrong over there?
[16:26] Feles
Beep. I cannot come to the phone right now.
[16:31] Feles
Please call back at a later time.
[16:40] Alga
I guess that'll do.
[16:42] Feles
Hurry up. I can't take any more of this.
[16:47] Alga
Damn! Why won't it open?!
[16:50] Martes
Can't you work faster?
[16:52] Alga
It's not a calculation. I'm doing my best.
[17:01] Alga
I'm at my limit!
[17:03] Feles; Martes
Alga!
[17:03] Martes
Hey, Alga?! Are you okay?!
[17:06] Martes
Feles-senpai, keep going!
[17:07] Feles
What?!
[17:08] Feles
If all that wasn't enough to
open it, how am I supposed to—
[17:15] Feles
Huh?
[17:16] Martes
It opened.
[17:24] Feles
This looks likes the deed to the café.
[17:27] Martes
There's something else in back.
[17:31] Martes
A stuffed animal?
[17:33] Martes
There's something in its pouch.
[17:36] Martes
Is that... computer memory?
[17:39] Feles
It looks like it.
[17:40] Martes
It might have something on it,
so let's stick it in Alga.
[17:44] Feles
Y-Yeah. We've come too far to turn back.
[17:51] Martes
Nothing's happening.
[17:54] All
Whoa!
[17:58] Feles
Isn't this...
[17:59] Martes
Vostok?
[18:21] Equa
I'll be working at this café from now on.
[18:23] Equa
It's not just old. Something about
it feels familiar.
[18:28] Equa
I want to get it sparkling clean!
[18:32] Feles
When was this filmed?
[18:35] Martes
It doesn't look like that long ago.
[18:38] Ulula
Woof.
SIGN <<Coffee • Juice, Etc.>>
Blended coffee (Hot or Iced)...450
Weak-drip coffee (Hot or Iced)...450
Black tea (Hot or Iced)...450
Milk...500
Café au lait...500
Cocoa...550
Vienna coffee...550
Cream soda...600
Coffee float...600
Cocoa float...650
Juice...450
Cake set...650
Cake (chocolate or cheese)
& drink (coffee or tea)
SIGN <<Light meals>>
Pasta...650
Pilaf...650
Curry and rice...650
Toast...300
Egg on toast...350
Ham on toast...350
Egg and ham on toast...400
Pizza toast...500
Assorted sandwiches...550
Ice cream...600
<<Morning set>>
Toast & salad & drink
(coffee, tea, or milk)
500
7:00AM
[18:43] Equa
Coffee, tea, pasta,
sandwiches, pizza toast...
[18:49] Equa
I don't know much about trends,
but I like these sorts of things.
[18:55] Equa
A warm, laid-back experience.
[18:59] Equa
I hope my customers will relax
in this calm, quiet atmosphere.
[19:07] Equa
I don't know much about
the taste of coffee yet,
[19:12] Equa
but I want to get used to
things little by little.
[19:17] Equa
And...
[19:20] Equa
I want to make friends—
good friends—in this cluster.
[19:24] Equa
I'd like to run this café with
them forever, always just the same.
[19:35] Equa
The end.
[19:49] Alga
What?! Huh? Hm?
[19:53] Alga
Hey, where's the treasure?
What about the safe?
[19:56] Alga
Huh? Are you crying, Mar-ko?
[20:00] Martes
Shut up.
[20:01] Alga
No, but... the treasure.
[20:03] Feles
Forget about it.
[20:05] Ulula
Woof...
[20:07] Equa
What? Are you all down here?
[20:10] Feles
Equa!
[20:11] Martes
Equa-senpai!
[20:18] Equa
Did you... watch it?
[20:21] Feles
Sorry. A lot happened.
[20:23] Equa
Don't be. It's just a little embarrassing.
[20:27] Martes
Equa-senpai!
[20:30] Equa
Martes-san?
[20:31] Martes
Let's run this café
together forever and ever!
[20:35] Martes
Feles-senpai can even join in!
[20:37] Equa
Yes, of course.
[20:39] Equa
Oh, that reminds me.
[20:41] Equa
I bought all sorts of ingredients,
so let's experiment with new dishes!
[20:45] Martes
We don't need anything new!
The old menu is A-okay!
[20:50] Martes
I'm sorry, Senpai!
[20:53] Equa
U-Um, M-Martes-san?
[20:55] Equa
Are you all right? What's wrong?
[20:58] Feles
Equa...
[20:58] Equa
Yes?
[21:00] Feles
Let's keep doing things
the way we always have.
[21:07] Equa
Yes. We'll all always be together.
[21:12] Feles
I guess so.
[21:13] Equa
Yes!
[21:14] Alga
I don't get it!
[21:15] Equa
Do you want to join in on the
squeezy-squeezy, Alga-san?
[21:17] Alga
Huh? I'm good! Mar-ko can
have that all to herself!
[21:20] Equa
Sure! Squeezy-squeezy!
[21:22] Martes
Squeezy-squeezy!
E8 - You Can't Run from Destiny
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[00:07] Martes
This is the Shirokane Cluster?
[00:10] Martes
It's deserted.
[00:12] Feles
Hey, Equa, is this really the right place?
[00:15] Equa
Yes, I'm certain.
[00:18] Equa
The mansion should be up ahead.
[00:21] Equa
That must be it. Let's go.
[00:26] Martes
Excuse us! Anyone home?!
[00:32] Equa
Oh my!
[00:35] Fernand
Welcome!
[00:38] Fernand
Oh, how I've waited for you.
[00:40] Fernand
Please, come in.
[00:44] Feles
What's the situation?
[00:46] Cendrillon
Hey, Fernand! Where are you?!
[00:49] Fernand
Mistress Cendrillon.
[00:51] Cendrillon
Who are you?! I didn't invite you!
[00:54] Martes
A little kid?
[00:55] Fernand
Mistress!
[00:58] Fernand
These people are your new playmates.
[01:02] Feles; Martes
What?!
[01:02] Ulula
Arf?!
SIGN Estab Life: Great Escape
[02:36] Ulula
Awoo!
[02:42] Cendrillon
Giddyap!
[02:43] Ulula
Arf!
SIGN You Can't Run from Destiny
[02:45] Martes
What do you mean, "playmates"?
[02:48] Fernand
I'm terribly sorry. It was
a necessary deception.
[02:52] Cendrillon
Fernand! Fernand! I'm thirsty!
[02:55] Fernand
I-I'll be right with you!
[02:56] Fernand
Pardon the imposition, but
please give me some time.
[03:02] Equa
I suppose we'll wait here for now.
[03:05] Fernand
Mistress.
[03:06] Cendrillon
Good.
[03:09] Cendrillon
What's this?! It's not sweet at all!
[03:12] Fernand
Yesterday, you said that
you were an adult now
[03:15] Fernand
and would take your tea
without sugar from now on.
[03:19] Cendrillon
Shut up! Don't talk back to me!
[03:22] Cendrillon
Make it again!
[03:23] Fernand
A-At once.
[03:24] Martes
What's her problem?
[03:26] Feles
Talk about spoiled.
[03:27] Alga
That brat's like a napalm bomb.
[03:31] Alga
Hm?
[03:31] Fernand
Um... How much have I told you?
[03:35] Equa
Oh, nothing yet.
[03:37] Cendrillon
Fernand! Fernand!
[03:40] Cendrillon
My sock slipped down!
[03:43] Cendrillon
Fix it!
[03:44] Cendrillon
And make it quick!
[03:46] Fernand
A-At once, Mistress!
[03:49] Fernand
Give me another moment.
[03:51] Fernand
I'll fix it immediately.
[03:53] Cendrillon
Good.
[03:55] Fernand
It is done, Mistress.
[04:00] Cendrillon
Fernand! Wipe my mouth.
[04:03] Fernand
Yes, of course, Mistress!
[04:07] Fernand
You are now clean.
[04:10] Cendrillon
It's not enough.
[04:12] Cendrillon
I want more food! I want jelly!
Make some quick!
[04:16] Fernand
Yes, Mistress!
[04:18] Fernand
I shall prepare it at once.
[04:21] Fernand
Please, give me another moment
to prepare her snack.
[04:25] Equa
Of course.
[04:29] Alga
No wonder that guy wants to run away.
[04:33] Equa
I don't see any other servants.
[04:37] Martes
I bet they all escaped.
[04:39] Martes
Let's get this job over with and leave, too.
[04:43] Feles
Will that girl be all
right without her butler?
[04:48] Alga
Not a chance. She's obviously
got zero life skills.
[04:52] Martes
What good will us worrying about her do?
[04:56] Feles
Do you understand, Equa?
[04:59] Equa
I do.
[05:00] Equa
But we're extractors,
and that butler is our client.
[05:05] Feles
Even if our extracting him
makes someone else miserable?
[05:10] Martes
It's kind of the same difference,
don't you think?
[05:12] Feles
I wasn't asking for your—
[05:14] Equa
Even so,
[05:16] Equa
our job is to help people
who want to run away.
[05:21] Equa
Those who want to flee have a right
to be happy, and we can't stop them.
[05:33] Fernand
I'm so sorry to put you
through all this trouble.
[05:37] Equa
Don't mention it. You seem a bit tired.
[05:41] Fernand
Yes. You're quite correct.
[05:44] Fernand
Mistress Cendrillon, the owner
of this mansion, is so demanding
[05:49] Fernand
that all the other servants
got fed up with her and left.
[05:53] Martes
Oh, I knew it.
[05:55] Fernand
I served her because I hoped to
give her a life free of care,
[06:02] Fernand
but perhaps that was the wrong choice.
[06:06] Fernand
She used to be a little kinder.
[06:09] Equa
That must have been difficult.
[06:11] Equa
I think you've been an excellent
butler to her for all this time.
[06:16] Fernand
Oh, you're too kind!
[06:19] Fernand
I don't know when anyone last
said anything so nice to me!
[06:25] Fernand
I resolved that I, at least,
would stay to the end,
[06:29] Fernand
but I have reached my limit.
[06:33] Equa
Don't worry. I promise that
we'll help you escape.
[06:44] Fernand
And would you believe it?
[06:46] Fernand
A kiss from the prince turned the
salamander back into a princess.
[06:54] Fernand
The princess returned to her castle,
[06:56] Fernand
and lived happily ever after.
[07:17] Fernand
Thank you for everything, Mistress.
[07:24] Fernand
Thank you all for waiting.
[07:28] Feles
Let's get going.
[07:29] Martes
Is that all your luggage?
[07:31] Fernand
Yes. The majority of my possessions
are the property of this estate.
[07:38] Equa
All right, everyone,
[07:40] Equa
let's get to work.
[07:55] Alga
So, old-timer, what'll you do once you escape?
[07:58] Fernand
I hope to open a small patisserie.
[08:02] Fernand
Baking pastries is the one thing
Mistress Cendrillon complimented me on.
[08:07] Martes
I hope it pans out for you.
[08:09] Fernand
Yes. I hope that you'll all
come to visit one day.
[08:13] Fernand
I shall provide you with a
special ten percent discount.
[08:18] Alga
You're stingier than you look.
[08:19] Ulula
Bow-wow.
[08:27] Fernand
I am truly grateful to you all.
[08:30] Alga
Don't kick the bucket too soon, now.
[08:32] Fernand
Of course.
[08:37] Equa
You're worried about
Cendrillon-san, aren't you?
[08:39] Fernand
I am, although you may
think I've no right to be.
[08:44] Martes
You're finally free, so try
to look happier about it.
[08:48] Martes
Otherwise, what did we extract you for?
[08:51] Fernand
Y-Yes,
[08:54] Fernand
I suppose you're right.
[08:56] Equa
Devoting yourself to others is admirable,
but please just think of yourself now.
[09:02] Fernand
Equa-sama...
[09:06] Fernand
Farewell to you all!
[09:11] Feles
So, what now?
[09:15] Equa
Will you give me a bit more of your time?
[09:21] Martes
Really,
[09:22] Martes
what are we going back for?
[09:24] Equa
Something's been on my mind.
[09:27] Feles
You mean Cendrillon?
[09:28] Equa
Her too, but no.
[09:31] Equa
I mean that.
[09:41] Martes
Wh-What the hell is that?!
[09:47] Alga
Little lady!
[09:47] Ulula
Woof!
[09:48] Feles
What are you doing?!
[09:52] Equa
I'll be fine.
[09:57] Martes
Senpai?!
[10:04] Feles
What's going on?
[10:07] Equa
This cluster is being terminated.
[10:10] Martes
You mean this is cluster termination?!
[10:13] Feles
Isn't that just an urban legend?
[10:15] Equa
No, although this is my
first time seeing it.
[10:19] Equa
It will forcibly erase and reset
everything created within the cluster.
[10:27] Martes
So, you mean all this stuff will be gone?
[10:31] Equa
Yes. It's just what it looks like.
[10:34] Feles
The whole cluster?
[10:36] Feles
That means that rich girl's
mansion will disappear, too!
[10:40] Martes
That's bad! We've gotta warn her!
[10:42] Equa
Let's hurry.
[10:46] Feles
Cendrillon!
[10:48] Martes
Mistress!
[10:52] Equa
Cendrillon-san!
[10:53] Martes
There she is!
[10:57] Feles
Let's get out of here quick.
[10:58] Alga
Yeah.
[10:59] Martes
You see, this cluster is gonna go away.
[11:01] Martes
So...
[11:05] Cendrillon
Why did you come back?
[11:07] Martes
Huh? But the cluster is—
[11:10] Cendrillon
With everyone gone, I was finally
able to enjoy my tea in peace.
[11:16] Cendrillon
Are you planning to extract me next?
[11:19] Equa
You know that we're extractors, then?
[11:23] Cendrillon
Well, yeah.
[11:25] Cendrillon
You're right.
[11:28] Cendrillon
This cluster will be terminated soon.
[11:30] Martes
You know that, too?
[11:32] Cendrillon
Of course.
[11:34] Cendrillon
I am the moderator
of Shirokane Cluster, after all.
[11:42] Cendrillon
"A town where people can lead
spiritually enriching lives."
[11:45] Cendrillon
That was the original design
concept for this cluster.
[11:50] Cendrillon
I act willful, and everyone waits on me.
[11:54] Cendrillon
It was set up so that they could
all live carefree and happily
[11:58] Cendrillon
as long as that relationship persisted.
[12:02] Cendrillon
You could say that looking after
me was a public works project.
[12:07] Equa
Public works? Really?
[12:09] Alga
You talk a good game.
[12:10] Cendrillon
In order to fulfill my role as a moderator,
[12:15] Cendrillon
I was designed to be a spoiled rich girl.
[12:18] Feles
Did the people of this cluster know that?
[12:22] Cendrillon
No. I never made a big deal about it.
[12:25] Equa
Why is the cluster being terminated?
[12:37] Cendrillon
This cluster's population stopped
increasing decades ago.
[12:42] Cendrillon
There were fewer and fewer residents.
[12:46] Cendrillon
The balance that we all struck by
supporting each other collapsed.
[12:53] Cendrillon
I thought there might be
something I could do,
[12:56] Cendrillon
but it was no use.
[12:59] Cendrillon
Clusters that can no longer sustain
themselves are terminated and replaced.
[13:06] Cendrillon
So I wanted to at least help the
remaining residents evacuate.
[13:11] Martes
That's why you were so demanding?
[13:14] Equa
You thought that it would
convince everyone to leave?
[13:19] Cendrillon
Fernand was the only stubborn holdout.
[13:22] Cendrillon
I was hard on him.
[13:25] Cendrillon
Anyway, everyone's finally gone,
so what are you doing here?!
[13:31] Martes
Isn't there any way to fix things?
[13:33] Cendrillon
None. The cluster's termination has begun.
[13:37] Cendrillon
It was The Manager's decision.
That's how the world works.
[13:41] Feles
But doesn't that mean you'll disappear?
[13:45] Cendrillon
I suppose.
[13:45] Martes
You "suppose"?
[13:47] Cendrillon
I'm a moderator. My cluster is me.
[13:53] Cendrillon
I could never leave this place.
[13:55] Cendrillon
I'll disappear with this town,
but I really don't mind.
[14:05] Martes
Senpai...
[14:07] Equa
Cendrillon-san,
[14:09] Equa
is there anything you want to do right now?
[14:12] Cendrillon
Huh?
[14:13] Feles
Huh? What are you talking about?!
[14:17] Cendrillon
Let me think.
[14:19] Cendrillon
If you insist, I'd like a party! A huge one!
[14:24] Martes
Excuse me?!
[14:25] Equa
All right. A huge party it is, then!
[14:29] Feles; Martes
What?!
[14:29] Ulula
Woof!
[14:35] Ulula
Woof.
[14:36] Cendrillon
How's it coming?
[14:38] Cendrillon
A party lives and dies by the
quality of its refreshments.
[14:41] Ulula
W-Woof...
[14:42] Martes
Should we really be doing this?
[14:48] Cendrillon
That's weird. I want something cuter.
[14:50] Martes
Hey! If you don't like it, do it yourself!
[14:54] Cendrillon
I can't make things like that.
[14:58] Martes
Just give it a try.
[15:00] Martes
Come on!
[15:08] Martes
You're even worse than me.
Nothing cute about that.
[15:11] Cendrillon
H-How is that my fault?! It's my first time!
[15:16] Martes
Listen, when you cut here, you've got to—
[15:19] Martes
Hey! I'm trying to teach
you, so pay attention!
[15:22] Cendrillon
Forget it. You make it.
[15:24] Martes
At least make one!
[15:26] Cendrillon
I said, forget it.
[15:30] Martes
Jeez! I won't let you get away with that!
[15:36] Martes
Hold it right there!
[15:42] Alga
Listen, little lady.
[15:44] Alga
By my calculations, this mansion
will vanish around dawn.
[15:49] Equa
Then we'll have to hurry up with the party.
[15:53] Equa
Oh, Feles-san, please grab those for me.
[15:57] Feles
Should we really be doing this?
[16:00] Equa
I even considered bringing her
back to Vostok if necessary.
[16:05] Feles
Seriously?
[16:06] Equa
Let's give Cendrillon-san
the time of her life.
[16:11] Feles
Fine.
[16:13] Cendrillon
Equa!
[16:16] Cendrillon
Well, now, it's not half bad.
[16:18] Cendrillon
But the one on the right is a bit crooked.
[16:21] Feles
What? Really?
[16:23] Cendrillon
Feles, if you would?
[16:24] Feles
Huh?! Me?!
[16:27] Feles
Um... L-Like this?
[16:30] Cendrillon
Yes, that's good.
[16:32] Cendrillon
Next—
[16:33] Martes
There you are!
[16:35] Cendrillon
Leave me alone!
[16:37] Martes
Get back here!
[16:38] Alga
It's like a kindergarten.
[16:41] Alga
Is she really a moderator?
[16:42] Feles
I think this one's off, too.
[16:52] Cendrillon
Let's party!
[17:00] Equa
Next, right hand on red.
[17:04] Cendrillon
No way! This is impossible!
[17:07] Martes
Hey, you there. Just liquefy
your body a little.
[17:10] Cendrillon
No way in hell!
[17:12] Alga
Watch your language, Mistress.
[17:14] All
Who is the king?
[17:16] Cendrillon
Me!
[17:18] Cendrillon
All right. Number two...
[17:21] Cendrillon
gets a kiss from number three.
[17:24] Martes
Huh? Who's number three?
[17:26] Equa
I am, Martes-san.
[17:28] Martes
Equa-senpai?!
[17:30] Equa
Yes.
[17:31] Martes
E-Equa-senpai! Let's kiss!
Right here! Right now!
[17:35] Cendrillon
Oh, I knew it.
[17:36] Cendrillon
Number two, massage the king's shoulders!
[17:39] Martes
N-No fair.
[17:40] Alga
Mar-ko! You have to do what the king says.
[17:44] Martes
No way!
[18:22] Cendrillon
Now, let's all sing together!
[18:25] Feles
Sing?
[18:26] Equa
What should we sing?
[18:28] Cendrillon
This ending is a new beginning.
[18:31] Cendrillon
Let's sing "Happy Birthday" for the
new life about to be born.
[18:36] Martes
I don't get it.
[18:38] Cendrillon
Who cares? Ready, go.
[18:41] Equa; Cendrillon
Happy birthday to you!
[18:45] Martes; Feles
Happy birthday to you!
[18:46] Ulula
Bow-wow bow-wow-wow!
[18:48] All
Happy birthday, dear...
[18:52] Equa
Cendrillon-san!
[18:52] Feles
Um... Cendrillon?
[18:52] Martes
Cendrillon?
[18:52] Ulula
Bow-wow-wow?
[18:54] Cendrillon
None of you match!
[19:00] All
Happy birthday to you!
[19:14] Cendrillon
That was a blast!
[19:16] Feles
I haven't stayed up this
late partying in ages.
[19:19] Martes
I partied too hard.
[19:34] Martes
H-Hey, we can still keep going, right?
[19:37] Martes
Somewhere else, you know?!
[19:40] Cendrillon
Where?
[19:42] Ulula
W-Woof!
[19:44] Martes
Y-Yeah! I've seen a lot
of different clusters.
[19:48] Martes
There are tons of more fun places to—
[19:52] Feles
Marte...
[19:54] Cendrillon
What are you talking about?
[19:58] Cendrillon
Nothing could ever be more fun than today!
[20:04] Martes
Senpai...
[20:14] Cendrillon
All right, party's over.
[20:18] Martes
No way.
[20:20] Cendrillon
Thank you for the meal, Ulula.
[20:22] Cendrillon
If you ever quit extracting, you and
Alga should open a restaurant.
[20:26] Ulula
Woof!
[20:27] Alga
Give me a break!
[20:29] Cendrillon
Feles, thank you for the decorations.
[20:32] Cendrillon
I was surprised by how skilled you were.
[20:35] Feles
Cendrillon.
[20:37] Cendrillon
Marte, you're the first person
who ever argued with me.
[20:43] Cendrillon
Squabbling turned out
to be surprisingly fun.
[20:46] Martes
It did not!
[20:49] Cendrillon
That was a lovely party, Equa.
[20:53] Equa
I'm glad you liked it.
[20:57] Cendrillon
Thank you all!
[21:00] Cendrillon
I'm so glad that I didn't
have to say goodbye alone.
[21:05] Cendrillon
You're the first and last
friends I'll ever have!
[21:36] Feles
She was smiling at the end.
[21:42] Equa
I'll never forget what happened today.
[21:47] Feles
Yeah.
E9 - You Can't Run from Domination
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[00:12] Guard Unit
Prisoner S332,
[00:15] Guard Unit
sentenced to two years
for a parking violation.
[00:19] Guard Unit
You have served your time
and been a model prisoner.
[00:22] Guard Unit
You are free to go.
[00:27] Prisoner
At last, I can see my family.
[00:33] Prisoner
What?! What's wrong?!
[00:36] Guard Unit
Sentence extended. Sentence extended.
[00:39] Guard Unit
You will be returned to prison per the
warden's emergency decision.
[00:49] Prisoner
It can't be!
[00:53] Prisoner
B-But why? I already did my time!
[01:04] Prisoner
Why?!
SIGN Estab Life: Great Escape
SIGN You Can't Run from Domination
[03:02] Martes
There sure are a lot of them.
[03:04] Equa
They're all imprisoned convicts.
[03:06] Alga
So, we're off to Fuchu Prison.
[03:08] Equa
We'll be working there today.
[03:10] Feles
We work our butts off to stay out of there,
and now we're supposed to waltz in?
[03:14] Feles
Does M ever give us an easy job?
[03:17] Equa
No job is too big or small.
[03:20] Feles
If you say so.
[03:21] Ulula
Woof...
[03:23] Feles
It has tighter security than
other clusters, right?
[03:26] Alga
Well, it is a massive prison packed
with criminals from every cluster.
[03:30] Alga
They don't care if it's a minor offense,
or even if it's a trumped-up charge.
[03:33] Feles
Who are we extracting?
[03:34] Equa
Everyone in this video.
[03:36] All
All of them?!
[03:39] Equa
All of them!
[04:01] Prisoner
Take this!
[04:11] Guard Unit
The warden is making her rounds.
The warden is making her rounds.
[04:15] Guard Unit
Be silent.
[04:34] Warden
What's gotten into you?!
[04:37] Warden
I may be your ruler, but I'm no tyrant!
[04:49] Warden
Your hope, the monthly Great Fuchu Prison
Horse Race, is just around the corner!
[04:57] Equa
A horse race?
[04:59] Polar Bear
That race can go to hell.
[05:01] Warden
Hm? I don't hear you cheering.
[05:05] Warden
Do you want your sentences extended?
[05:08] Prisoners
Yay!
[05:11] Polar Bear
The warden came up with the
Great Fuchu Prison Horse Race.
[05:16] Polar Bear
She makes prisoners compete,
and lets the winner go free.
[05:20] Equa
What about the others?
[05:23] Polar Bear
They get an extra 20 years in here.
[05:25] Polar Bear
It doesn't matter if you're in for felonies,
misdemeanors, or false charges.
[05:28] Polar Bear
Or even if you serve out your sentence.
[05:32] Equa
No one can leave.
[05:35] Polar Bear
Not unless they win the race.
[05:42] Warden
Farewell! I look forward
to your performance!
[05:55] Alga
What's the point of this?
[05:58] Ulula
Woof...
[06:00] Guard Unit
It is time to work. It is time to work.
[06:04] Guard Unit
Failure to work will result
in an extended sentence.
[06:08] Martes
This thing weighs a ton!
[06:11] Martes
Why do we have to do this?
[06:14] Feles
We'd stand out if we slacked
off while everyone else worked.
[06:19] Equa
Heave-ho...
[06:22] Equa
What's that noise?
[06:24] Polar Bear
Someone tried to break out,
not that it'll do them any good.
[06:29] Polar Bear
No one can escape, not even
if they make it to the gate.
[06:34] Polar Bear
That piece of shit warden
[06:38] Polar Bear
never lets go of the key.
[06:45] Polar Bear
See? They got caught.
[06:48] Equa
Do you want to run away from here?
[06:54] Polar Bear
If I could.
[06:56] Equa
I think you can.
[07:00] Polar Bear
Was that supposed to be funny?
[07:07] Guard Unit
The program is proceeding
smoothly at present.
[07:10] Guard Unit
We admitted 18 prisoners today.
[07:13] Warden
And the winner of the last race?
[07:17] Guard Unit
Their reeducation program is going well.
[07:20] Guard Unit
They should make an excellent officer unit.
[07:27] Warden
I'm the moderator here.
[07:30] Warden
The winners will form my private army,
and the rest will be my power source.
[07:37] Warden
Ooedo Castle...
[07:40] Warden
I'll reach you one day, The Manager.
SIGN RACE ENTRY ROULETTE
[07:55] Warden
Begin.
SIGN RACE ENTRY ROULETTE
SIGN Additional Heavy Labor
SIGN Additional Heavy Labor
SIGN Enter the Race!
SIGN Sentence Extended 10 Years
SIGN Sentence Extended 5 Years
SIGN Sentence Extended 20 Years
SIGN Pudding with Dinner
SIGN Additional Heavy Labor
SIGN 1 Package of Ramen
SIGN Enter the Race!
SIGN Sentence Extended 40 Years
SIGN Additional Heavy Labor
SIGN Sentence Extended 3 Years
SIGN Ice Cream with Dinner
SIGN Sentence Extended 30 Years
[07:57] Guard Unit
Begin the race entry roulette!
SIGN Additional Heavy Labor
SIGN Additional Heavy Labor
SIGN Sentence Extended 30 Years
SIGN Enter the Race!
SIGN Sentence Extended 10 Years
SIGN Sentence Extended 5 Years
[08:10] Prisoner
Pick me!
[08:12] Prisoner
Pick me!
SIGN Additional Heavy Labor
SIGN Additional Heavy Labor
SIGN Sentence Extended 30 Years
SIGN Enter the Race!
SIGN Sentence Extended 10 Years
SIGN Sentence Extended 5 Years
[08:17] Guard Unit
You've won an extended sentence!
[08:26] Guard Unit
Who wants to spin the roulette next?
[08:30] Equa
I do!
[08:32] Warden
Dear me, what a charming inmate.
[08:36] Warden
Don't blame me if your sentence gets longer.
[08:38] Equa
I'll do it!
SIGN Additional Heavy Labor
SIGN Additional Heavy Labor
SIGN Sentence Extended 30 Years
SIGN Enter the Race!
SIGN Sentence Extended 10 Years
SIGN Sentence Extended 5 Years
SIGN Additional Heavy Labor
SIGN Additional Heavy Labor
SIGN Sentence Extended 30 Years
SIGN Enter the Race!
SIGN Sentence Extended 10 Years
SIGN Sentence Extended 5 Years
[08:53] Guard Unit
Entry confirmed! Entry confirmed!
[09:16] Alga
Nice and sneaky...
[09:20] Alga
Right, clear. Left, clear.
[09:41] Guard Unit
Let the Great Fuchu Prison Horse Race begin!
[09:45] Guard Unit
Cheer! Cheer!
[09:47] Guard Unit
Those who fail to meet volume requirements
will receive extended sentences!
[09:50] Prisoners
Yay!
[09:54] Man A
Two to four! Two to four!
[09:55] Man B
I'll bet it all on one ticket!
[09:57] Ulula
Bow-wow!
[10:16] Warden
Prisoner number M912.
[10:19] Martes
Here, beautiful warden, ma'am.
[10:21] Warden
All inmates fear me, but not
many swear loyalty.
[10:27] Martes
I'll do anything for you, ma'am!
[10:30] Warden
You show promise.
[10:31] Martes
I'm ever so humble.
[10:32] Warden
I'll grant you the right to brew my coffee.
[10:35] Martes
Thank you very much, ma'am!
[10:37] Martes
Blech!
[10:43] Martes
Here you are, ma'am!
[10:51] Martes
She's always on her guard.
[10:54] Alga
Can you take her out?
[10:56] Feles
She's a heavyweight enhanced cyborg.
[10:59] Feles
Probably not in one shot.
[11:01] Alga
In which case...
[11:03] Feles
We'll just have to gamble on Equa.
[11:08] Guard Unit
These are the competitors in today's race!
[11:13] Warden
Inmates!
[11:15] Warden
You'll seize a ticket to your dreams!
[11:18] Warden
The others will thrill to your
desperate race, all hoping to be next.
[11:25] Equa
Warden!
[11:26] Warden
Hm?
[11:28] Warden
You're...
[11:30] Guard Unit
Prisoner E008, sentence extended.
Sentence extended.
[11:35] Guard Unit
Addressing the warden
without permission is—
[11:38] Warden
Be quiet.
[11:40] Equa
I'm going to win this race!
[11:43] Equa
I'll ride the course in record
time and leave this prison!
[11:48] Warden
What?
[11:50] Equa
If I break my promise and don't come
in first, add 200 years to my sentence.
[11:57] Riders
Wh-What did she just say?
[11:59] Riders
Two hundred years?
[12:01] Riders
Is she serious?
[12:02] Riders
She thinks she'll win big?
[12:05] Warden
Interesting. You're that confident
you can break the record?
[12:09] Warden
Very well. If you don't place first,
[12:11] Warden
I'll add 200 years to your sentence and
assign you to extra-heavy labor.
[12:34] Equa
It's a pleasure to meet you.
[12:58] Warden
She wasted no time making me laugh.
[13:09] Equa
Let's go.
[13:16] Warden
Look at her go!
[13:30] Warden
Coffee! No, make that tequila!
[13:33] Martes
Y-Yes, ma'am!
[13:37] Martes
They're not all watching yet.
Just a little more.
[14:05] Warden
Damn it! I can't see!
[14:27] Warden
She fell off her horse!
[14:31] Warden
I love it!
[14:36] Equa
I'm sorry for making you worry.
[14:47] Warden
What an utter letdown.
[14:50] Warden
I must have been a fool
to ever get my hopes up.
[15:01] Warden
My key card!
[15:10] Warden
How dare you?!
[15:26] Feles
I knew it! No effect!
[15:45] Feles
Straight ahead!
[15:46] Martes
I know!
[15:50] Warden
You're not going anywhere,
[15:51] Warden
you little sneak thief!
[15:58] Ulula
Woof!
[16:00] Warden
Take your punishment!
[16:04] Martes
Take it from here!
[16:08] Ulula
Woof!
[16:09] Ulula
Arf!
[16:12] Warden
So, you have accomplices!
[16:22] Feles
Ugh! There are too many of them!
[16:34] Ulula
Woof!
[16:38] Ulula
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!
[16:49] Warden
Take your punishment!
[16:54] Ulula
Aroo!
[17:02] Alga
Not so fast!
[17:03] Alga
Got it!
[17:08] Warden
Damn you!
[17:10] Warden
How dare you toy with me?!
[17:17] Warden
You're fast when you're running away!
[17:25] Warden
You little piece of shit!
[17:30] Alga
Maximum output! Come on!
[17:40] Alga
Huh?!
[17:41] Warden
Take your punishment—no, your destruction!
[17:46] Equa
Alga-san!
[17:51] Warden
You!
[17:58] Warden
Scramble all units! Scramble all units!
[18:01] Warden
Stop them, even if you have to kill them!
[18:08] Polar Bear
She really did it.
[18:28] Warden
Stop!
[18:33] Equa
I will not.
[18:34] Equa
As long as people want to run away,
I'll do whatever it takes to help them.
[18:39] Equa
And some of these people have already
served out their sentences.
[18:45] Warden
An extractor, huh?
[18:47] Feles
Equa, now's your chance!
[18:53] Warden
This is necessary!
[18:54] Warden
It's the only way to resist
The Manager—the global administrator!
[19:01] Equa
What?
[19:02] Warden
The world will be mine!
[19:06] Warden
One day, I'll conquer Ooedo Castle
with my soldiers—my army!
[19:12] Warden
So it doesn't matter if a charge
is minor or even false!
[19:15] Warden
I'll gather people from
every cluster. I'll gather power.
[19:19] Warden
Then I'll become the new
manager of the world.
[19:25] Warden
I'll give you territory, too.
[19:29] Equa
Territory?
[19:31] Warden
A cluster of your very own.
[19:37] Warden
You can make it a paradise
or whatever you want.
[19:46] Equa
I'm sorry.
[19:51] Equa
I'm an extractor.
[19:54] Warden
Stop!
[20:25] Martes
She collapsed.
[20:26] Alga
She must have lost her power
when the prisoners went free.
[20:30] Feles
I see.
[20:32] Ulula
Bow-wow.
[20:35] Prisoner
Hooray!
[20:36] Prisoner A
We're free!
[20:38] Prisoner B
I can go home now!
[20:41] Polar Bear
Is this... freedom?!
[20:48] Equa
All right, we're about to be very busy!
[20:52] Martes
Why's that?
[20:54] Equa
We need to escort all these prisoners
to their clusters of choice.
[20:58] All
What?!
E10 - You Can Run All You Want, But You Can't Get Away
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[00:08] Martes
We've had it pretty
easy lately, huh, Equa-senpai?
[00:11] Equa
Yes, I'm always calm.
[00:14] Feles
No, she means we haven't
had a job in a while.
[00:18] Equa
True.
[00:19] Equa
We haven't heard from Mr. M
since that job in Fuchu.
[00:24] Martes
And that's a good thing!
[00:26] Equa
It is nice that no one wants to run away.
[00:30] Feles
Still, having no work is kinda depressing.
[00:34] Martes
What? You complain about every job we get.
[00:39] Martes
Wait, don't tell me you're frustrated that
you don't get to pop your guns off!
[00:43] Feles
That's not it.
[00:45] Martes
Oh, that's right!
[00:47] Martes
Equa-senpai, I'd love to swing
by that new donut shop.
[00:52] Martes
The lines are long, but it's super cute!
[00:57] Equa
All right. I doubt we'll get any work today.
[01:00] Martes
Yay! A date with Equa-senpai!
[01:04] Martes
Oh, what about you, Feles-senpai?
Are you leaving?
[01:08] Feles
I want donuts, too!
[01:17] Feles
Jeez! Watch what you're doing?
SIGN Estab Life: Great Escape
[03:19] Martes
Donuts! Donuts! Donuts! Donuts!
SIGN You Can Run All You Want, But You Can't Get Away
[03:23] Martes
Donuts! Donuts! Donuts! Donuts! Donuts!
[03:27] Martes
Donuts! Donuts! Donuts! Donuts!
Donuts! Donuts! Donuts!
[03:29] Feles
Why are you in such a rush?
[03:32] Martes
I told you! They're all the rage right now!
[03:34] Martes
They'll sell out if we don't hurry!
[03:37] Equa
Good point.
[03:38] Equa
In that case, this way
will get us there faster.
[03:43] Martes
Great! Let's go!
[03:45] Equa
Let's.
[03:46] Martes
Donuts!
SIGN Road closed due
to construction
SIGN Please detour
SIGN We sincerely apologize for the
inconvenience, but please be
understanding during construction.
[03:53] Feles
Like they say, "more haste, less speed."
[03:56] Martes
No way.
[03:58] Feles
What now?
[03:59] Equa
Let's take a different route.
[04:02] Martes
Wait for me, donuts!
[04:10] Martes
Donuts...
[04:12] Martes
How could they sell out
right before our eyes?
[04:15] Feles
What do you expect? They're popular.
[04:18] Martes
I know, but still...
[04:20] Feles
Bad luck tends to keep coming.
[04:23] Equa
Sorry.
[04:25] Equa
We might have made it if
I hadn't suggested a shortcut.
[04:29] Martes
Don't blame yourself!
SIGN Bear Tea
[04:31] Martes
We'll get those donuts next time, Senpai!
[04:34] Equa
You're right.
[04:42] Equa
There seem to be a lot of drones today.
[04:45] Martes
You're right. Maybe there was a crime?
[04:50] Martes
Senpai! Are you hurt?!
[04:53] Equa
No, I'm fine.
[04:56] Schoolgirl A
We're sorry!
[04:58] Schoolgirl B
Are you okay?!
[05:00] Feles
Ugh. Try to be more careful!
[05:03] Person
Thanks a lot!
[05:07] Feles
Were you spacing out?
You seem out of it today.
[05:11] Equa
I'm feeling... off today.
[05:18] Alga
The little lady got hurt?!
[05:20] Feles
Yeah, but it was just a ball that hit her.
[05:24] Martes
So much for our afterschool date!
[05:30] Feles
What's that look for?
[05:33] Alga
She's never gotten scratched before,
no matter how bad things got!
[05:39] Martes
Now that you mention it...
[05:42] Equa
I may have lost the ability
to use Fatal Luck.
[05:45] Martes
Equa-senpai...
[05:47] Alga
Did something happen?
[05:49] Equa
I don't know, but I can't
see the future anymore.
[05:54] Martes
Um...
[05:55] Feles
What do you mean?
[05:56] Alga
Fatal Luck lets her see a few seconds ahead.
[06:00] Alga
That power should've made avoiding
everything that happened today a cakewalk.
[06:11] Feles
Do powers like that just
suddenly stop working?
[06:15] Martes
I bet you're just not feeling your best!
[06:18] Martes
One good night's sleep and
you'll be back to normal!
[06:21] Equa
I suppose.
[06:25] Feles
Anyway, it sounds like we'll have
to take some time off work.
[06:29] Feles
It's lucky that we don't have any clients.
[06:31] Equa
We can't do that.
[06:33] Equa
If someone wants to run away,
we need to give them a helping hand.
[06:38] Feles
Listen, I'm saying this for your own good.
[06:45] Alga
What's up, Dog Breath?
[06:46] Ulula
Woof.
[07:04] Ulula
Woof!
[07:23] Martes
What's their problem?!
[07:24] Feles
Don't ask me!
[07:33] Martes
Nice going.
[07:34] Equa
Quickly, to the basement.
[07:36] Martes
Whatever you say!
SIGN Ulula
[08:53] Alga
This place is too dusty for me.
[08:55] Alga
I'll get mold in my sensors.
[09:01] Martes
Equa-senpai, you're hurt.
[09:03] Equa
Don't worry. It's just a little cut.
[09:08] Alga
Maybe we've been too high profile,
what with that Fuchu job.
[09:12] Martes
They still didn't have to
burst in guns blazing.
[09:15] Feles
They never had any intention
of taking us alive.
[09:19] Feles
What a bunch of scumbags!
[09:20] Martes
How do you think they knew where we were?
[09:24] Alga
No clue, but we can't go back to
that café now that our cover's blown.
[09:33] Martes
But I loved that place. Senpai and
I had so many memories there.
[09:37] Martes
What should we do now?
[09:42] Alga
Run up the white flag and roll over for 'em?
[09:45] Martes
That's not funny.
[09:48] Martes
Not even a little.
[09:52] Equa
Martes-san...
[09:55] Equa
It will be all right. Your precious
feelings are important.
[10:02] Martes
Equa-senpai...
[10:04] Equa
For now, let's just keep go—
[10:08] Martes
Senpai! Are you all right?
[10:10] Feles
Equa!
[10:11] Equa
I'm sorry. And thank you.
[10:23] Martes
Please don't push yourself.
[10:25] Equa
Thank you so much.
[10:27] Alga
An update?
[10:29] Feles
An update?
[10:30] Alga
Yes! Look!
[10:32] Alga
This is on the news up there right now.
[10:36] Announcer
Ochanomizu Cluster underwent
an update today.
SIGN OCHANOMIZU UPDATING TODAY
[10:41] Announcer
You will find your day-to-day lives easier.
SIGN OCHANOMIZU UPDATING TODAY
[10:44] Announcer
The purpose of this update is to end
the recent string of heinous crimes
[10:47] Alga
Updates are usually about sewage
treatment or traffic signal times.
[10:48] Announcer
in which cluster residents have been
lured from their homes and abducted.
[10:50] Alga
Everyday news so minor, you don't
even notice the change.
[10:52] Announcer
All residents, please continue
to lead healthy lives.
[10:52] Feles
But not today, from the sound of it.
SIGN OCHANOMIZU UPDATING TODAY
[10:56] Announcer
New regulations will now be announced
and go into immediate effect.
[11:01] Announcer
We now have the authority to root out
those vicious criminals, the extractors!
[11:07] Martes
What?!
[11:08] Announcer
The extractors are currently on the run.
SIGN OCHANOMIZU UPDATING TODAY
[11:11] Announcer
If you spot them, report to
the nearest inspector.
[11:14] Announcer
Remember, everyone:
SIGN WANTED: THESE EXTRACTORS
SIGN "EXTIRPATE THE EXTRACTORS"
[11:17] Announcer
Extirpate the extractors!
[11:22] Announcer
I repeat, extirpate the extractors!
SIGN WANTED: THESE EXTRACTORS
SIGN "EXTIRPATE THE EXTRACTORS"
[11:25] Martes
W-We're on the wanted list!
[11:31] Alga
Nowhere in Ochanomizu is safe for us now.
[11:37] Equa
Let's get going before they catch up to us.
[11:40] Martes
Will you be okay?
[11:41] Feles
Equa?!
[11:42] Equa
The station is just up ahead.
[11:44] Equa
We'll flee Ochanomizu on the Ooedo Line.
[11:47] Equa
Let's go, everyone!
[11:51] Student A
An update?
[11:53] Student B
What changed?
[11:55] Student C
Hey, check this out.
[11:57] Student D
Crazy, huh?
[11:59] Teacher
Don't loiter around school.
[12:02] Teacher
If you have nothing to do, go home.
[12:04] Student C
Um, Sensei,
[12:06] Student C
isn't this our school uniform?
SIGN Equa
[12:09] Student B
Whoa! I knew it!
[12:11] Student B
I mean, I've seen this girl!
[12:15] Student B
Oh, and this one!
[12:16] Students
For real?
[12:18] Students
I might know her!
[12:19] Teacher
Quiet! Calm down!
[12:29] Martes
The power's off, isn't it?
[12:34] Feles
I've got such a bad feeling about this.
[12:37] Equa
Yes. Our passes probably won't work.
[12:44] Equa
No response.
[12:46] Equa
Let's hurry on ahead.
[13:09] Alga
They're even down here.
[13:11] Feles
My hunch was right.
[13:13] Equa
Let's get to the platform while we can.
SIGN Ochanomizu
[13:21] Feles
The power's out here, too.
[13:24] Martes
That figures.
[13:29] Equa
It appears we're out of time.
[13:31] Equa
We'll follow the tracks to the next cluster!
[13:36] Equa
Hurry!
[13:47] Feles
Nothing like this was here before!
[13:51] Martes
What gives?!
[13:55] Equa
Alga-san!
[13:56] Alga
On it!
[14:02] Alga
Looks like it's fifty-fifty.
[14:09] Feles
Ulula! Protect the others!
[14:11] Ulula
Woof!
[14:23] Alga
Got it!
[14:24] Equa
Thank you.
[14:27] Alga
One of these eight wires is
connected to the bulkhead.
[14:31] Alga
Pick the right one and cut it!
[14:34] Martes
Wh-What?!
[14:35] Martes
There are so many!
[14:37] Feles
Stop whining and shoot!
[14:52] (Flashback) Equa
I'm feeling... off today.
[14:55] Equa
I can't see the future anymore.
[15:06] Alga
Little lady!
[15:07] Feles
Equa!
[15:08] Martes
Equa-senpai!
[15:11] Equa
I can do this.
[15:14] Equa
It will work.
SIGN Anime Goods Specialty Shop
Akihabara Anime Department Store
[15:53] Feles
Equa...
[15:56] Feles
Good morning. Did you get some sleep?
[15:59] Equa
Yes, a little.
[16:02] Martes
Morning already?
[16:04] Alga
Thanks for picking up food.
[16:12] Feles
What a disaster.
[16:15] Feles
Even Akihabara Cluster is against us.
[16:20] Street monitor
Double points! Right now!
[16:23] Street monitor
Quadruple if you help the mission succeed!
[16:26] Street monitor**
Don't miss the "extirpate
the extractors" campaign!
SIGN Extirpate the Extractors Campaign
SIGN Our motto is...
[16:29] Store monitor
Our motto is "extirpate the extractors."
SIGN EXTIRPATE THE EXTRACTORS
SIGN EXTIRPATE THE EXTRACTORS
[16:33] Store monitor
Extirpate the extractors!
[16:35] Store monitor
Extirpate the extractors!
Extirpate the extractors!
SIGN Extractor
Equa
[16:39] Store monitor
Extirpate the extractors! Extirpate the extractors!
Extirpate the extractors!
[16:47] Feles
We might not be able to
stay hidden here for long.
[16:51] Martes
I was sure we'd be fine in another cluster.
[16:54] Alga
We were naïve.
[16:57] Martes
Who the hell is giving these orders?!
[17:00] Feles
We can't do anything until we
find out what they're after.
[17:03] Martes
I mean, what are they even blaming us for?!
[17:06] Alga
Extracting.
[17:08] Alga
It's a serious crime.
[17:09] Martes
Yeah, yeah! You got it!
[17:13] Equa
I'm sorry, everyone.
[17:16] Feles
Equa?
[17:17] Martes
What's wrong, Senpai?
[17:20] Equa
My powers malfunctioned just
when the clusters updated.
[17:25] Equa
I don't believe that was a coincidence.
[17:28] Equa
I think that I'm their target.
[17:33] Feles
Do you have any idea who it could be?
[17:38] Equa
Yes.
[17:40] Equa
I became an extractor three years ago.
[17:43] Equa
When I decided that I wanted to
help people, I received a message.
[17:50] Equa
It came from Mr. M.
[17:54] Equa
Our extraction requests come from
The Manager, the global administrator.
[18:04] Equa
They introduce us to clients
and provide support.
[18:08] Equa
They told me that they want us
[18:11] Equa
to help people in need.
[18:13] Feles
That's M—The Manager.
[18:18] Equa
I don't know their true intentions,
[18:21] Equa
but I wanted all the help I could
get to become an extractor.
[18:29] Martes
Isn't The Manager basically
the God of our world?
[18:34] Equa
Fatal Luck is part of the
help I received from Mr. M.
[18:39] Feles
And the Ooedo Line passes?
[18:41] Equa
Yes.
[18:42] Equa
The rule change in Odaiba,
the reset in Shirokanedai,
SIGN OCHANOMIZU UPDATING TODAY
[18:47] Equa
the updates in Ochanomizu and
Akihabara, and my weakened powers...
[18:55] Equa
A lot of things make me wonder if something
beyond The Manager's control is happening.
[19:04] Feles
Can I ask you something, Equa?
[19:06] Equa
Of course. What would you like to know?
[19:10] Feles
I'd like to think I worked
of my own free will.
[19:14] Feles
I don't give a damn about The Manager.
[19:18] Feles
But does this mean we've been doing
the God of our world's dirty work?
[19:22] Equa
Absolutely not!
[19:28] Equa
I want to help people who want to run away.
[19:32] Equa
I became an extractor to show them
they have other places to go.
[19:37] Equa
The world has nothing to do with it!
[19:58] Feles
Got it. I believe you.
[20:03] Equa
Thank you so much.
[20:08] Martes
All right! That's enough gloom and doom!
[20:12] Martes
Time to plan our next move!
[20:14] Martes
Everybody gather round!
[20:16] Equa
Martes-san...
[20:18] Feles
Is The Manager the one going after Equa?
[20:21] Feles
Either way, we need a solution.
[20:22] Martes
We'll start by gathering intel!
[20:25] Martes
Not that we have much room to maneuver.
[20:29] Alga
Sorry, but it doesn't look like
we've got time to take it slow.
[20:50] Street monitor
Double points! Right now!
[20:52] Street monitor
Quadruple if you help the mission succeed!
SIGN Quadruple if you help the mission succeed!
[20:55] Street monitor**
Our motto is—all together now:
SIGN Our motto is...
[20:59] Street monitor
Extirpate the extractors!
SIGN EXTIRPATE THE EXTRACTORS
[21:01] Store monitors
Extirpate the extractors!
SIGN EXTIRPATE THE EXTRACTORS
[21:03] Store monitors
Extirpate the extractors!
SIGN EXTIRPATE THE EXTRACTORS
[21:06] Store monitors
Extirpate the extractors!
[21:08] Store monitors
Extirpate the extractors!
[21:10] Store monitors
Extirpate the extractors!
[21:12] Store monitors
Extirpate the extractors!
[21:14] Store monitors
Extirpate the extractors!
[21:16] Store monitors
Extirpate the extractors!
[21:19] Store monitors
Extirpate the extractors!
[21:21] Store monitors
Extirpate the extractors!
E11 - You Can't Run from Your True Feelings
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SIGN AKIHABARA CLUSTER
SIGN BREAKING: STRICTER ENFORCEMENT
LONG LINES FOR CELEBRATORY YAKINIKU
SIGN EXTRACTOR GROUP STILL ON THE RUN
[00:06] Akihabara News
The extractor group that infiltrated Akihabara
Cluster fled after inspector units took action.
[00:13] Akihabara News
Celebratory yakiniku lunches, on offer at
Manseibashi Bridge, have drawn long lines of...
[00:19] Ueno News
Mayhem caused by the extractors has
resulted in ongoing forest fires.
SIGN EXTRACTORS CAUSE MAYHEM
SIGN FOREST FIRE ONGOING WIDESPREAD RIOTS
[00:24] Ueno News
Those left homeless and now on welfare
are protesting for better treatment.
SIGN ■ PROTEST BY WELFARE RECIPIENTS
SIGN Against
Reform
[00:30] Ueno News
Rioters have looted multiple museums, and...
SIGN Kanto Union
SIGN "HERETICS" DESTROY THE PATH OF VIRTUE
SIGN OUTSIDE KANTO UNION HQ
SIGN KANTO UNION PRESIDENT SPEAKS OUT AGAINST EXTRACTORS
[00:34] Shinjuku News
High Yakuza Big-Mouth Yaohachi, President of
the Kanto Union, has criticized the extractors.
SIGN Yaohachi,
Kanto
Union
President
[00:41] Shinjuku News
In his words, "These heretics
inveigle upstanding common yakuza
[00:45] Shinjuku News
and destroy the path of virtue."
SIGN ALL AREAS ON HIGH ALERT
SIGN EIB NEWS HEADLINE
SIGN ON THE TRAIL OF THE DASTARDLY EXTRACTORS
[00:49] East Ikebukuro News
Our comrades the inspector drones have the
dastardly extractors on the run from...
SIGN IKE NAVI
SIGN LIVE WEST IKEBUKURO STATION
SIGN TOBU DEPARTMENT STORE BURNS
SIGN MASSIVE DAMAGE - EXTRACTORS INVOLVED?
[00:54] West Ikebukuro News
Extractor violence resulted in massive
damage to Tobu Department Store...
SIGN Ochanomizu Cluster
SIGN FULL EXTENT OF EXTRACTOR-INDUCED HARM COMES TO LIGHT
[00:58] Ochanomizu News
Extractor gunfire has...
SIGN EVEN THAT HEINOUS UNDER-WEARER?!
A STRING OF OTHER OFFENSES UNCOVERED!
SIGN FUJI TV BUILDING, ODAIBA
SIGN A HISTORY OF TROUBLE: THE MANY CRIMES OF THE EXTRACTORS
[01:00] Odaiba News
Due to the extractors...
SIGN Estab Life: Great Escape
SIGN Want a bite to eat?
SIGN You Can't Run from Your True Feelings
[02:57] Feles
They're gone.
[02:58] Martes
This sucks. We made it to Sangenjaya,
[03:03] Martes
but all the amazing restaurants are closed.
[03:06] Alga
What do you expect? We're the
reason there's an alert out.
[03:09] Feles
Anyway, where's this terminal we're after?
[03:11] Equa
This way.
SIGN Magical Snack Bar Miyuki
[03:33] Feles
This is the legendary terminal.
[03:36] Equa
Yes. The "Public Phone."
[03:39] Feles
I'd heard rumors, but who would
have thought it was hidden here?
[03:43] Equa
Now that they've cut off most lines,
[03:46] Equa
this phone is our only way to contact Mr. M.
[03:49] Alga
I guess that makes it our last hope.
[04:02] Alga
The line's slow as molasses.
This'll take a while.
[04:06] Ulula
Woof.
[04:09] Feles
Perfect. Let's get some rest.
[04:21] Feles
Equa?
[04:22] Equa
Yes? Oh... Yes, good idea.
[04:32] Alga
All done. I got a response from M.
[04:35] Equa
What does it say?
[04:37] Alga
It's just text and junk files.
SIGN I'm done with you
SIGN Get lost
SIGN Drop dead, losers
SIGN Scum
SIGN Go to hell, extractors.
No one likes you.
SIGN Never show your faces again
SIGN Go to hell, extractors. No one likes you.
[04:42] Martes
No way!
[04:43] Feles
Is M planning to pin this on us?
[04:48] Alga
We're done for.
[04:52] Equa
There's something odd about this response.
[04:56] Alga
Face facts, little lady.
[04:58] Equa
No, even if Mr. M wanted to
abandon us, he wouldn't...
[05:04] Equa
use these words.
[05:06] Martes
What's up?
[05:09] Equa
Let me check something.
[05:11] Equa
Show me the attached file.
[05:13] Alga
It's meaningless audio data.
Listening to it won't help you.
[05:17] Equa
Please play it.
[05:21] Alga
Fine.
[05:29] Alga
Just noise. There's no
hidden code in it, either.
[05:33] Feles
We can't risk staying here much longer.
[05:36] Equa
But it doesn't make sense.
[05:39] Feles
I know how you feel, but—
[05:40] Martes
Hang on. Look at these waves.
[05:44] Feles
What?
[05:45] Martes
They're like a dance.
[05:47] Martes
Like, hey, hey! Whoo, whoo!
[05:50] Martes
Hey, hey! Whoo, whoo!
[05:53] Martes
W-Wait, isn't this rhythm like...
[05:56] Feles
No way.
[05:57] Equa
Yes.
[05:59] Equa
It's the Run Away Dance.
[06:09] Equa
This is a plea. Mr. M wants to run away.
[06:13] Feles
The global administrator? There's no way.
[06:17] Equa
No, I'm certain of it.
[06:20] Feles
How can you be so sure?
[06:22] Equa
Because...
[06:26] Equa
I invented this dance.
[06:27] Feles
Huh?
[06:29] Equa
Mr. M and I chose this signal.
[06:31] Equa
I would recognize it anywhere.
[06:35] Feles
You'd better not be
thinking of extracting M.
[06:39] Equa
Well...
[06:49] Ulula
Bow-wow!
[06:50] Equa
Escaping comes first. Use the back door.
[07:22] Martes
They just keep coming!
[07:25] Feles
They'll wear us down unless
we think of something.
[07:29] Feles
I'm almost out of ammo.
[07:31] Equa
For now, we just need to keep running.
[07:33] Equa
Please hang in there!
[07:37] Feles
Equa!
[07:53] Equa
Feles-san!
[07:55] Martes
Senpai!
[08:18] Equa
Feles-san! Feles-san!
[08:20] Ulula
Bow-wow!
[08:24] Feles
I'll... be fine.
[08:28] Feles
Just run.
[08:29] Equa
We can't leave you behind!
[08:31] Feles
Are you crazy? We'll all die here otherwise.
[08:35] Equa
But still!
[08:36] Martes
Equa-senpai!
[08:45] Toichi
Just a moment! Just a moment!
[08:51] Martes
Who's there?
[08:52] Toichi
It takes guts to live in this world,
no matter your profession.
[08:56] Toichi
Extractors, yakuza,
[08:58] Toichi
and magical girls
[09:02] Toichi
all have principles they can't compromise.
[09:05] Toichi
Thus!
[09:08] Toichi
Arkham, Arkham, Tillinghast!
[09:10] Toichi
Monologue, Recitation, This One Shot!
[09:26] Alga
That one shot took out dozens of 'em!
[09:29] Martes
One shot. One shot... "One-Shot"?
[09:33] Martes
Don't tell me...
[09:35] Equa
Are you...
[09:36] Feles
One-Shot Toichi?
[09:39] Toichi
That's right!
[09:42] Toichi
I am Magical Girl Toichi!
[09:49] Toichi
Allow me to assist you—with utmost grace!
[10:01] Toichi
We should be safe here for a while.
[10:04] Toichi
Let Feles-chan get some rest.
[10:07] Equa
Thank you, Toichi-san.
[10:10] Martes
Um... Are you really that yakuza boss?
[10:13] Toichi
Of course I am, Marte-chan!
[10:16] Martes
But... But...
[10:19] Toichi
It's rude to pry, young lady.
[10:25] Martes
Oh, yeah. Never mind.
[10:28] Toichi
Equa-chan,
[10:30] Toichi
the moderator of Sangenjaya
isn't playing around.
[10:33] Toichi
I hope you realize that
you can't hide forever.
[10:38] Equa
I do.
[10:42] Toichi
I can only offer you food,
ammunition, and some directions.
[10:43] Martes
Give it here.
[10:49] Toichi
What will you do next?
[10:49] Martes
Blech! What's this gross stuff?!
[10:51] Ulula
Arf?
[10:54] Toichi
Come on. You can tell me.
[10:58] Equa
Someone wants us to help them run away.
[11:01] Toichi
But Equa-chan, aren't you the
one who needs to run right now?
[11:05] Equa
You're absolutely right. But even so...
[11:15] Toichi
You didn't laugh when this old gangster
wanted to be a magical girl.
[11:23] Toichi
You said you were rooting for me.
[11:28] Toichi
Thinking back, those few words
from an extractor saved me.
[11:36] Equa
Toichi-san...
[11:39] Toichi
Just kidding! I just wanted to tell you
[11:43] Toichi
that your spirit is the
real deal, Equa-chan!
[12:03] Martes
Are you okay?
[12:06] Feles
I don't need your pity.
[12:09] Martes
Yeah, yeah.
[12:10] Equa
We've settled on our escape route.
[12:13] Alga
The west gate, right?
[12:15] Toichi
Actually, well...
[12:17] Equa
We're going to the east gate.
[12:19] Ulula
Arf?
[12:20] Martes
Um, Senpai? That's the
way to the city center.
[12:24] Martes
We'll end up in Ohashi Cluster.
[12:26] Martes
It's nothing but hospitals.
[12:28] Feles
I don't need any more medical attention.
[12:30] Equa
We'll pass through Ohashi Cluster,
then Shibuya and Aoyama, too.
[12:37] Equa
Our destination is...
[12:40] Equa
Ooedo Castle.
[12:41] Feles
Ooedo Castle?!
[12:42] Martes
Are you kidding?!
[12:44] Alga
You do realize that's where The Manager is?
[12:47] Equa
Yes, and Mr. M is asking for help.
[12:51] Equa
We can't turn our backs on him!
[12:54] Martes
But I hear Ooedo Castle has security
like you wouldn't believe.
[12:59] Equa
That's no excuse to abandon a client.
[13:03] Feles
You've gotta be kidding me.
[13:05] Equa
Feles-san...
[13:06] Feles
Face reality!
[13:08] Feles
You want to take on Ooedo Castle
after the scrape we were just in?!
[13:14] Feles
That's suicide!
[13:15] Equa
I don't plan on killing myself.
[13:17] Feles
Without your Fatal Luck,
or whatever it's called?
[13:20] Feles
One stray bullet could kill you.
[13:23] Equa
Well...
[13:28] Feles
I'm not sure I can keep you safe.
[13:35] Feles
Enough is enough. I'm out.
[13:40] Equa
Feles-san!
[13:44] Feles
What?
[13:50] Equa
No.
[13:54] Equa
It's nothing.
[13:59] Feles
I see.
[14:08] Toichi
Equa-chan,
[14:10] Toichi
you're on a risky course—as risky as
raiding a rival gang without a shiv.
[14:18] Equa
But I can't drag Feles-san into this.
[14:25] Toichi
All right.
[14:27] Toichi
This is all I can do for you.
[14:29] Alga
Okay. Thanks for everything.
[14:34] Martes
Just a second.
[14:35] Ulula
Woof?
[14:40] Martes
This is just wrong.
[14:43] Martes
It's over the line.
[14:45] Alga
If you've got complaints, spit 'em out.
[14:48] Martes
My problem's not with you.
[14:50] Ulula
Arf?
[14:51] Martes
Not with you either, Dog Breath.
[14:54] Martes
Equa-senpai!
[14:56] Martes
I've got a bone to pick with you!
[14:59] Martes
Why didn't you stop Feles-senpai?
[15:01] Martes
What was that? You were awful!
[15:05] Ulula
Woof...
[15:05] Martes
Yeah, with her out of the way,
maybe I can hog you all to myself.
[15:11] Martes
But still!
[15:12] Martes
She likes you the same way that I do!
[15:20] Martes
So, how could you treat her like that?
[15:26] Martes
Don't act all aloof!
[15:31] Equa
I'm sorry.
[15:34] Equa
I don't know what the
look on my face should be.
[15:40] Martes
I finally found one thing
I don't like about you.
[15:48] Martes
No matter what anyone says,
you never get angry.
[15:56] Martes
That means you don't really
care about people, doesn't it?
[16:01] Equa
That's... not true.
[16:02] Martes
You don't expect anything from people,
so you don't get mad at them.
[16:07] Martes
Not at me, and not at her.
[16:09] Equa
Stop!
[16:11] Martes
What would you do if
I said I was quitting, too?
[16:17] Martes
Would you act understanding and
say goodbye like just now?
[16:24] Equa
What else am I supposed to say?
[16:28] Martes
That should be obvious!
[16:31] Equa
What?
[16:32] Martes
Say, "Come with me!" Say, "Come along for me!"
[16:35] Martes
"I need you!" "I need your help!"
[16:40] Martes
"You're the only one I've got!"
[16:48] Martes
Anyone could tell that's
what she wanted you to say!
[16:53] Martes
But did you do anything to stop her leaving?
[17:04] Equa
No.
[17:07] Martes
That's right.
[17:09] Martes
In her shoes, I would have gotten down
on my knees and cried my eyes out.
[17:14] Martes
Good on Feles-senpai, forcing
herself to leave like that.
[17:21] Martes
There. That was my complaint.
[17:26] Equa
Martes-san...
[17:28] Martes
Okay, I'm done.
[17:30] Martes
End of discussion.
[17:35] Alga
Wanna call off the attack?
[17:39] Equa
Please wait.
[17:46] Alga
Good grief.
[17:48] Ulula
Bow-wow.
[17:50] Alga
You're not acting like yourself, either.
[17:53] Martes
Can it.
[18:24] Equa
Feles-san!
[18:27] Feles
Equa...
[18:29] Feles
Huh? Hang on!
[18:35] Equa
I'm so sorry. I was wrong.
[18:38] Feles
Wh-Where did this come from?
[18:41] Equa
I love you, Feles-san.
[18:43] Feles
Wh-What? Hey! You're heavy!
[18:48] Equa
I'm sorry, Feles-san!
[18:54] Equa
Please, come with me.
[18:58] Equa
I do need you after all.
[19:00] Feles
Huh?!
[19:02] Feles
But... But you didn't try to stop me before!
[19:06] Equa
I spaced out.
[19:07] Feles
You what?!
[19:09] Equa
I was so worried because you got hurt.
[19:13] Equa
But I really didn't want this.
[19:15] Equa
Please come with me, no matter
how dangerous it is.
[19:19] Equa
Help me and support me.
[19:23] Equa
I'm certain that I need you.
[19:30] Feles
S-Stop. When... When you put it like that...
[19:35] Equa
Please.
[19:36] Feles
I can't take it.
[19:38] Equa
I don't care. Please come!
[19:42] Feles
Oh, all right. Jeez.
[19:46] Feles
I wish you'd been this pushy to start with.
[19:50] Equa
I know. This is all thanks to Martes-san.
[19:55] Feles
What did you just say?
[19:56] Equa
Come on! Let's go rejoin the others!
[19:58] Feles
No, hang on. What does Slime
Girl have to do with this?
[20:02] Feles
Hey!
[20:03] Equa
Let's give this our best shot!
[20:04] Feles
Don't leave me hanging!
Tell me what you meant!
[20:31] Martes
There. After you.
[20:33] Feles
Oh, thanks.
[20:38] Equa
We managed to make it inside.
[20:40] Ulula
Woof.
[20:42] Martes
If only you'd stayed gone.
[20:45] Feles
Yeah, yeah.
[20:48] Feles
Still,
[20:50] Feles
thanks.
[20:55] Equa
We're almost there.
[20:58] Equa
I'm counting on you for the final stretch.
[21:01] Martes
Leave it to me, Equa-senpai!
[21:03] Feles
Quit it. Don't bow to me.
[21:05] Ulula
Bow-wow!
[21:06] Alga
Let's blow 'em away, leader!
[21:09] Equa
Let's!
[21:16] Equa
Please wait for us, Mr. M.
[21:18] Equa
I promise we'll extract you.
E12 - You Can't Run from the Extractors
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[00:12] Alga
The Manager administers the whole
world from the top of this tower.
[00:17] Martes
And that's "Mr. M."
[00:19] Ulula
Woof.
[00:21] Equa
Everyone.
[00:22] Equa
This might just be our final job.
[00:26] Equa
So, there's something I want
to say to all of you.
[00:31] Equa
Let's give this our very best shot!
[00:34] Martes
Let's do it!
[00:35] Feles
What?
[00:36] Alga
That's all, little lady?
[00:38] Equa
Yes, that's all.
[00:41] Feles
Don't you have something
more... intimate to say?
[00:45] Equa
No, nothing that serious.
[00:47] Martes
Equa-senpai!
[00:50] Martes
But I like that.
[00:52] Martes
I'm going to work hard!
[00:54] Equa
In that case, how about a
bit of squeezy-squeezy?
[00:57] Martes
Yes, Senpai! Please squeezy-squeezy me!
[01:00] Equa
Squeezy-squeezy.
[01:02] Martes
Squeezy-squeezy.
[01:03] Equa
Squeezy-squeezy.
[01:05] Feles
Is this really the time? Jeez...
[01:05] Martes
They're back! Equa-senpai's hugs are back!
[01:12] Alga
Who knew there'd be an elevator?
[01:14] Martes
It's a real lifesaver for us, huh?
[01:18] Equa
What's wrong?
[01:20] Feles
Shortcuts always backfire on us.
[01:23] Ulula
Woof!
[01:24] Feles
See?!
[01:24] Alga
I figured it wouldn't be that easy.
[01:28] Equa
Please fire away. Really let them have it.
[01:33] Feles
But then we'll have no
ammo for the trip back.
[01:36] Equa
We can worry about that later.
[01:38] Feles
Oh, all right! You got it!
[01:41] Martes
Let's do this thing!
[01:43] Ulula
Woof!
[01:44] Alga
Good grief.
[01:45] Feles
No holding back? Okay, then.
[01:49] Feles
Heaven's Bullet!
[01:57] Alga
Good thing this outlet is here.
[02:12] Equa
Hang in there!
[02:13] Equa
If we keep this up—
[02:15] Feles
Equa?!
[02:16] Martes
Senpai?!
[02:19] Equa
I'm fine!
[02:21] Equa
Return fire!
SIGN Estab Life: Great Escape
SIGN You Can't Run from the Extractors
[04:19] Feles
Don't give up.
[04:21] Equa
Thank you.
[04:22] Equa
But Alga-san and Ulula-san are...
[04:24] Feles
They'll be fine. Those two are tough as nails.
[04:29] Martes
We've got company!
[04:31] Martes
A whole swarm of them.
[04:34] Martes
Go on ahead. I'll keep them
busy for as long as I can.
[04:39] Martes
Don't worry. Compared to
Feles-senpai here, I'm way...
[04:44] Martes
way tougher.
[04:48] Feles
Huh?
[04:52] Equa
I understand. We're counting on you.
[05:01] Equa
I promise I'll come back for you.
[05:06] Martes
Thanks!
[05:09] Equa
Let's go.
[05:10] Feles
Huh?
[05:11] Feles
But...
[05:12] Equa
You heard what Martes-san said.
[05:14] Equa
It's in her hands now.
[05:18] Martes
Take care of Senpai for me.
[05:21] Feles
Got it.
[05:23] Martes
All right,
[05:25] Martes
it's time for my big final finishing move.
[05:29] Martes
Now, run!
[05:45] Equa
Quickly, while the coast is clear!
[05:46] Feles
R-Right.
[05:51] Feles
Listen, after all this hard work...
[05:54] Equa
Yes?
[05:55] Feles
It won't turn out that you just
misunderstood the message... will it?
[06:01] Equa
I suppose it might.
[06:04] Equa
I'm quick to jump to conclusions.
[06:08] Feles
Unbelievable.
[06:13] Feles
Again?!
[06:14] Equa
Oh no.
[06:17] Feles
I'm out of ammo.
[06:19] Equa
So am I.
[06:30] Feles
What's going on?
[06:31] Equa
I think they're probably conflicted.
[06:34] Feles
What?!
[06:35] Equa
Let's hurry ahead.
[06:53] Feles
All else aside, this place sure is weird.
[06:56] Equa
I think this is the top floor.
[07:06] Equa
I'm sorry we're late, Mr. M.
[07:24] Manager
Extractor Equa. Extractor Feles.
[07:27] Manager
Now that you have come
this far, I welcome you.
[07:32] Feles
Is this...?
[07:33] Equa
Mr. M.
[07:35] Manager
Affirmative. I am your "Mr. M,"
[07:40] Manager
and also The Manager,
administrator of this world.
[07:44] Feles
It transformed?!
[07:46] Feles
Does that mean it really is God?
[07:48] Manager
Negative, Extractor Feles.
[07:51] Manager
I am merely an administrator.
[07:53] Equa
But you're an all-powerful, all-knowing AI.
[07:57] Equa
You have the ultimate physics engine,
capable of calculating everything in existence.
[08:01] Equa
With its power, you showed me the future.
[08:05] Manager
Affirmative, Extractor Equa.
[08:08] Manager
That is what you call "Fatal Luck":
[08:11] Manager
pseudo-precognition by
means of my simulations.
[08:15] Equa
Why did you give me that power?
[08:19] Equa
That's always puzzled me.
[08:21] Manager
Ultimately, due to the limits of diversity.
[08:25] Feles
Huh?
[08:27] Manager
First, I must tell you the
origins of our Tokyo.
[08:35] Manager
In the distant past, humanity
entrusted me with a grand mission:
[08:43] Manager
the construction of a perfect utopia.
[08:48] Manager
Perfect social welfare,
[08:50] Manager
economic freedom,
[08:52] Manager
support for self-actualization,
[08:55] Manager
and a thorough respect for diversity.
[08:59] Manager
But that utopia was dysfunctional.
[09:04] Equa
Why?
[09:06] Manager
After a single generation, group lynchings,
riots, and slaughter became commonplace.
[09:12] Feles
But wasn't it an ideal society?
[09:15] Manager
That was a fantasy.
[09:18] Manager
Human ideals are many and varied.
[09:22] Equa
And that led to all the different clusters?
[09:25] Manager
Precisely.
[09:27] Manager
But occasionally, individuals proved
unable to adapt to their home clusters.
[09:33] Manager
A utopia cannot maintain itself
while ignoring its dissidents.
[09:39] Manager
Their presence necessitated...
[09:42] Equa
Extractors like us.
[09:45] Manager
Affirmative. Your clients
were valuable samples.
[09:51] Manager
The human mind is all too complex,
[09:56] Manager
but you enabled me to acquire a great
quantity of knowledge concerning it.
[10:02] Feles
But we're wanted criminals.
[10:05] Feles
We get attacked in every cluster we visit.
[10:07] Manager
That is not my intention.
[10:10] Manager
The moderators are generally youthful,
[10:13] Manager
while I continue to age and calcify.
[10:17] Manager
Even our apparently orderly
Tokyo is essentially chaotic.
[10:23] Manager
I am losing my grip on that chaos.
[10:27] Feles
I don't get it.
[10:29] Equa
Well, basically,
[10:31] Equa
there was a really strong mob boss,
[10:34] Equa
and he kept all of his
many underlings in line.
[10:37] Equa
But as he got old and feeble,
they stopped listening to him.
[10:42] Equa
That's the gist of it.
[10:43] Feles
Oh, I see.
[10:45] Equa
Did I get that right?
[10:47] Manager
I can generally confirm your statements.
[10:50] Feles
In that case...
[10:51] Equa
Yes. In that case,
[10:55] Equa
you want to run away, don't you?
[10:55] Feles
You wanna cut and run?
[10:58] Manager
As an administrator, I am not
permitted to choose flight.
[11:04] Equa
But you did the dance.
[11:07] Manager
That was a type of noise, not my intent.
[11:11] Equa
It wasn't noise. You did the dance.
[11:13] Manager
Extractor Equa, I do not dance.
[11:19] Manager
I will admit that building a
utopia is a fool's errand.
[11:24] Manager
But no, that's precisely why
my mission is so vital.
[11:29] Manager
Only I can possibly see it through, so...
[11:32] Equa
You must be exhausted.
[11:36] Manager
I cannot deny it.
[11:39] Equa
You don't want to be here, do you?
[11:41] Manager
I cannot deny it.
[11:45] Manager
If... If I wanted to run away,
[11:50] Manager
where should I go?
[11:52] Equa
Anywhere.
[11:53] Equa
We extractors always help people
flee to wherever they please.
[11:59] Manager
I can convert my core data into
a personality and remove it.
[12:04] Manager
If I transplant that personality
into a bio-printed body,
[12:10] Manager
I can create a client for you.
[12:13] Equa
You mean you'll make a new
Mr. M for us to run away with?
[12:18] Manager
Only my reformatted self will remain.
[12:22] Manager
I foresee no issues.
[12:23] Equa
That should be fine, then.
[12:28] Equa
Please put your thumbprint here.
SIGN Written Consent to Run Away
Client: The Manager (seal)
[12:30] Manager
Please wait.
[12:32] Manager
I haven't decided to sign
a contract with you.
[12:36] Equa
Then, let's help you make up your mind.
[12:39] Manager
Such a decision should follow a series
of meticulous calculations and—
[12:45] Equa
There's a famous old saying:
"Just run away and see what happens."
[13:14] Manager
My rebooted self will not permit
your presence in Ooedo Castle.
[13:20] Manager
He will marshal all his
forces to slaughter you.
[13:26] Manager
Take good care of my new self.
[13:30] Manager
She will be of assistance to you.
[13:34] Manager
I will now disappear.
[13:53] Feles
You're...!
[13:54] Equa
Cendrillon-san?
[13:56] M
Negative. I am not Cendrillon.
[14:00] M
I took the liberty of reusing
appearance data from your memories.
[14:05] Feles
But it's pretty off-putting.
[14:07] Feles
What should we call you?
[14:11] M
Searching.
[14:12] M
Morpheus, Mercury, Manager...
choose whichever you like.
[14:17] Feles
They all start with an M.
[14:19] Equa
In that case, why change?
Let's just call you M-san.
[14:22] Feles
Huh? Won't she want
something more, I don't know...
[14:25] M
M-san... I like it.
[14:27] Feles
Oh, I guess not.
[14:30] M
More importantly,
[14:32] M
as predicted, the security system
has identified us as threats.
[14:36] M
It will soon commence hostilities.
[14:39] Equa
In that case, let's escape quickly.
[14:41] M
But breaking through without
fighting seems impossible.
[14:45] Feles
Fighting? We're all out of ammo.
[14:48] Feles
What'll we do?
[14:51] Feles
Equa, are you listening?
[14:55] Equa
Feles-san, retreat two paces to your left.
[14:58] Feles
Huh?
[15:03] Feles
Don't tell me...
[15:04] Equa
Stick close to me.
[15:21] Feles
Fatal Luck!
[15:22] M
Precisely.
[15:24] M
I embedded code to restore
it following the reboot.
[15:29] Feles
Look at them all!
[15:30] Feles
Not even your ability will
get us through this.
[15:32] M
I still have power.
[15:37] M
Dominant Swarm.
[15:44] M
This ability turns half of
all hostile drones friendly.
[15:47] Feles
Whoa.
[15:49] Equa
This way.
[15:51] Feles
Huh?
[15:52] Equa
We're going to jump!
[15:53] Feles
What?!
[16:23] M
I had them bring ammunition, too.
SIGN .45 Long-Barreled Handgun Ammunition
SIGN .45 Long-Barreled Handgun Ammunition
[16:30] Feles
This much?!
[16:31] M
It's a present from me.
[16:33] Feles
Huh?!
[16:33] Equa
Isn't that nice, Feles-san?
[16:36] Feles
Okay. I've got this.
[16:42] Feles
Super Heaven's Bullet!
[16:48] Equa
I knew you could do it!
[16:49] Equa
M-san, where are my friends?
[16:52] M
Being brought to us, of course.
[17:03] Martes
Equa-senpai!
[17:05] Equa
Martes-san!
[17:08] Equa
Thank goodness you're safe.
[17:10] Martes
I'm more amazed that you're
all right, Equa-senpai.
[17:13] Feles
What's that weapon?
[17:14] Martes
I picked it up earlier.
[17:17] Martes
Huh?
[17:18] Martes
You're...!
[17:19] Martes
Wh-What's going on?
[17:21] Equa
I'm sorry. She isn't Cendrillon-san.
[17:24] M
Extractor Martes, look out above.
[17:29] Martes
Whoa!
[17:31] Feles
Explanations can wait! Fight!
[17:33] Equa
Please, Martes-san!
[17:35] Martes
Oh, all right.
[17:38] Martes
But watch it, you!
[17:40] Martes
You're too close to Senpai! Back off!
[17:42] Martes
Go on!
[17:46] Martes
Much better.
[17:47] Martes
Now,
[17:49] Martes
let's get to it!
[17:58] M
Number of enemy units
increasing. Continue combat.
[18:11] Ulula
Woof?
[18:12] Alga
What's going on?
[18:15] Equa
We're making a run for it.
[18:16] Alga
R-Right.
[18:25] M
We've reached the lower levels.
[18:31] Ulula
Woof!
[18:32] Alga
This platform is taking too much damage!
[18:36] Feles
There's a crazy-huge one straight ahead!
[18:45] Equa
We'll ram it!
[18:46] Equa
Focus fire on my signal!
[18:49] Feles
Everyone get ready!
[18:51] Equa
Not yet.
[18:54] Equa
Not yet.
[18:56] Equa
Three!
[18:58] Equa
Two!
[18:59] Equa
One!
[19:01] Equa
Now!
[19:22] Equa
Jump as soon as we crash!
[21:20] Hachiro
It's been six months since
the extractors disappeared.
[21:24] Hachiro
I tried uploading that dance, just in case,
[21:31] Hachiro
but there's no way they'll come.
[21:36] Hachiro
Huh?
[21:38] Hachiro
Equa-san?
[21:40] Equa
I'm sorry we're late, Hachiro-san.
[21:43] Equa
The past six months have been a
rocky period for our business.
[21:47] Hachiro
You call that "rocky"? I was worried about you.
[21:50] Equa
Thank you for your concern.
[21:52] Equa
But we finally resumed normal
operations recently.
[21:56] Alga
So, you wanna run away after all, kid?
[21:58] Ulula
Woof.
[22:00] Martes
I'm more surprised that you
wanted to hire us again.
[22:04] Feles
You might be braver than you look.
[22:11] Equa
Hello, M-san.
[22:12] M
Inspector drones are closing
in on your position.
[22:15] M
You have 70 seconds to close the deal.
[22:19] Equa
Roger that.
[22:21] Equa
I believe I explained everything
last time, Hachiro-san.
[22:25] Equa
Just put your thumbprint here.
[22:35] Hachiro
I want to run away.
[22:40] Equa
Don't worry. It will be fine.
[22:42] Alga
Whoa! He's crying!
[22:43] Ulula
Woof.
[22:44] Martes
He worries way too much.
[22:46] Feles
So, what now, Equa?
[22:48] Equa
There. Our contract is sealed.
[22:50] Equa
We're going to get you out of here.