# Season 1
# E1 - You Can't Run from Schoolwork
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ4JV8/you-cant-run-from-schoolwork)
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**[00:07] Priest**
Eternal rest grant unto them, O Lord,
**[00:13] Priest**
and let perpetual light shine upon them.
**[00:17] Priest**
May they rest in peace.
**[00:20] Priest**
Out of the depths I cry to you, Lord...
**[00:22] Martes**
Everything's ready?
**[00:24] Feles**
Yeah.
**[00:25] Priest**
Death is sad, but it is also healing.
**[00:29] Priest**
It is natural for those left behind to grieve,
**[00:33] Priest**
but death is also the beginning of eternity,
**[00:36] Priest**
when the Lord Our God forgives the sins
**[00:40] Priest**
of the departed and makes
their souls everlasting.
**[00:44] Priest**
In the name of the Father, the Son,
and the Holy Spirit. Amen.
***SIGN*** Special Inter-cluster Travel Permit
Issued to: Eastern Undertakers Co.
Travel route: Benten Gate, Ueno
**[01:23] Inspector**
*Confirmed. You may pass.*
**[01:26] Girl**
Ah-choo!
**[01:27] Martes**
Hey!
**[01:28] Feles**
Huh?
**[01:29] Feles**
Too late for that!
**[01:31] Equa**
Okay, then we'll ram our way through!
**[01:33] Ulula**
Woof!
**[01:42] Martes**
Ow...
**[01:47] Equa**
How's the cargo?
**[01:48] Alga**
Safe and sound.
**[01:49] Equa**
Thank goodness.
**[01:50] Girl**
Wh-What's going on?!
**[01:52] Alga**
What the hell do you think you're doing?!
**[01:53] Girl**
You said all I'd have to do was lie down!
**[01:57] Equa**
There's been a slight change of plans.
**[01:59] Feles**
Thanks to your sneeze.
**[02:00] Girl**
Aren't you supposed to be
professional extractors?
**[02:03] Girl**
You'd better actually extract me!
**[02:04] Equa**
We most certainly will.
**[02:07] Equa**
They're here.
**[02:11] Equa**
Head for the other gate.
**[02:22] Feles**
There's no end to them.
**[02:26] Martes**
Where are they coming from?!
**[02:29] Feles**
Stop talking and take them out already!
**[02:32] Equa**
Are you ready, Alga-san?
**[02:34] Alga**
Anytime.
**[02:36] Equa**
I can see it! That's the Akihabara gate!
**[02:49] Equa**
How long will it take?
**[02:50] Alga**
At least three seconds,
and at most, three months.
**[02:53] Martes**
That's another way of saying
you don't know, isn't it?
**[03:10] Martes**
Ow...
**[03:12] Martes**
I lost, like, five percent
of my body weight from that.
**[03:16] Feles**
That body of yours sure comes in handy.
**[03:22] Feles**
They really are endless!
**[03:25] Alga**
Got it!
**[03:26] Alga**
If you cut the right wire, the gate will open.
**[03:29] Equa**
Just like always, then.
**[03:32] Equa**
And if we cut the wrong one?
**[03:34] Alga**
Lockdown. We'll have nowhere left to run.
**[03:37] Equa**
That's the same as always, too.
**[03:49] Alga**
It's your call, leader!
**[03:51] Equa**
Right!
***SIGN*** Estab Life: Great Escape
***SIGN*** You Can't Run from Schoolwork
**[05:34] Equa**
Bye. See you later.
**[05:37] Ulula**
Woof.
**[05:37] Alga**
Sure!
***SIGN*** St. Yushima Academy
**[05:51] Equa**
Isn't it lovely out?
**[05:55] Equa**
The forecast said it would rain
this afternoon, but I bet it won't.
**[05:59] Equa**
I had a dream that you and
I went for a delightful afternoon stroll.
**[06:05] Feles**
Buzz off. People will think we're friends.
**[06:09] Equa**
But we are friends.
**[06:10] Feles**
You told me that job yesterday would be safe!
**[06:15] Feles**
I almost died.
**[06:16] Feles**
Huh?
**[06:16] Equa**
Does that mean...
**[06:18] Equa**
we're not friends anymore?
**[06:22] Equa**
I couldn't bear to end our friendship!
**[06:24] Feles**
I said, quit it! We've only
ever been colleagues!
**[06:28] Equa**
We're friends!
**[06:29] Feles**
Stay back! Give me space!
**[06:30] Feles**
Go away!
**[06:32] Martes**
Good morning!
**[06:35] Equa**
Martes-san!
**[06:37] Martes**
Equa-senpai! You're as
gorgeous and lovely as always!
**[06:41] Martes**
Feles-senpai, you're...
**[06:44] Martes**
Well, you're okay, I guess.
**[06:47] Martes**
Now, Equa-senpai, forget
about her and give me a hug!
**[06:53] Martes**
Let's strengthen our bond
with a hearty squeeze!
**[06:56] Equa**
All right. Squeezy-squeeze.
**[06:58] Martes**
Squeezy-squeezy!
**[06:59] Feles**
Huh?
**[07:00] Equa**
Come on, Feles-san. Squeezy time.
**[07:02] Feles**
I told you to knock it off!
**[07:04] Equa**
Oh my.
**[07:05] Martes**
Yeah, give it a rest. Shoo.
**[07:08] Martes**
Squeezy-squeezy!
**[07:09] Equa**
Squeezy-squeezy!
**[07:13] Yamada**
Now, this is a passage
from Nietzsche's Zarathustra.
**[07:19] Yamada**
"It is my poverty that my
hand never ceaseth bestowing..."
**[07:25] Equa**
Feles-san, about what happened yesterday...
**[07:28] Feles**
Seriously, enough about that.
**[07:30] Equa**
I'm sorry that I slipped up.
**[07:41] Equa**
Feles-san!
**[07:43] Equa**
I'll be more careful from now on.
**[07:45] Feles**
Don't follow me.
***SIGN*** Changing Room
**[07:52] Equa**
Would you like help undressing?
**[07:53] Feles**
As if!
**[07:56] Martes**
So? Did she dump you?
**[07:59] Martes**
Just forget about her.
**[08:02] Martes**
She's secretly head over heels for you anyway.
**[08:06] Equa**
Is she really?
**[08:07] Martes**
She's unfaithful to her own desires!
**[08:10] Martes**
It's creepy!
**[08:12] Equa**
"Creepy"? You shouldn't call
people things like that.
**[08:15] Martes**
What? But...
**[08:17] Equa**
It is not right.
**[08:23] Equa**
Thank you for everything, Yamada-sensei.
**[08:27] Yamada**
Oh. You're, um...
**[08:29] Equa**
Equa! Second-year, class A!
**[08:32] Yamada**
Class is about to start.
**[08:35] Yamada**
Hurry to your classroom.
**[08:40] Martes**
Sensei? Are you okay?
**[08:46] Yamada**
Just a little hung over. Don't mind me.
**[08:52] Martes**
Everyone knows how
straitlaced Yamada-sensei is.
**[08:57] Martes**
Does he seriously expect us
to believe he has a hangover?
**[09:01] Equa**
There might be more to it.
**[09:04] Martes**
Maybe he has a serious illness.
**[09:07] Martes**
Like syphilis, or gonorrhea,
or chlamydia trachomatis.
**[09:15] Equa**
It's from Mr. M.
***SIGN*** You have a new message.
**[09:17] Martes**
Another job so soon?
**[09:24] Equa**
It looks like it was just uploaded,
and it has an embedded code.
**[09:29] Martes**
That teacher must be serious about this.
**[09:32] Martes**
Breaking through a checkpoint
could get him killed.
**[09:36] Equa**
That's just why he needs...
**[09:40] Equa**
extractors like us.
**[09:46] Feles**
Nope. No way.
**[09:48] Feles**
I absolutely refuse!
**[09:50] Martes**
Okay. See you.
**[09:51] Equa**
Feles-san, don't you think work is
more fun when we all do it together?
**[09:56] Feles**
You think that's the issue?!
**[09:57] Equa**
Yes, I do!
**[09:59] Feles**
It's not! I'm telling you that
I'm sick of risking my neck!
**[10:04] Equa**
It will definitely be fine this time!
**[10:06] Feles**
I can't trust your "definitely"!
**[10:09] Feles**
And don't be so pushy. Don't you mean
"extremely close to definitely"?
**[10:13] Equa**
Yes.
**[10:14] Equa**
I definitely won't be pushy!
**[10:20] Feles**
There you go again. You're always like this!
**[10:24] Feles**
No pushing!
**[10:25] Equa**
I couldn't help it.
**[10:36] Martes**
Don't come if you don't want to.
**[10:39] Alga**
What good friends they are.
Don't you agree, Ulula?
**[10:43] Equa**
Are you all ready?
**[10:47] Equa**
Our client this time is Ichiro Yamada-san.
**[10:50] Equa**
Coincidentally, he's also
a teacher at our school.
**[10:54] Equa**
Teaching has apparently worn him down
so much that he wants to escape.
**[10:58] Martes**
A midlife crisis? What a loser.
**[11:02] Martes**
What, you're on his side?
Is that because you're old?
**[11:07] Equa**
Are there any questions?
**[11:09] Alga**
Yes. Where shall we extract him to?
**[11:12] Equa**
He apparently has no preference,
so we'll decide in the usual way.
**[11:17] Feles**
Could it be a trap?
**[11:19] Feles**
I'm in favor of ditching troublesome clients.
**[11:22] Equa**
We won't ditch anyone.
**[11:23] Feles**
But...
**[11:25] Equa**
We never leave anyone behind.
***SIGN*** St. Yushima
Academy
**[11:43] Head Teacher**
Yamada-sensei!
**[11:44] Yamada**
Ma'am!
**[11:45] Head Teacher**
Are you not feeling well again?
**[11:47] Yamada**
I'm sorry.
**[11:49] Head Teacher**
Please don't push yourself too hard.
**[11:51] Head Teacher**
You'll be teaching here
for the rest of your life.
**[11:56] Yamada**
For... the rest of my life?
**[11:59] Head Teacher**
Yes, of course. You were born
here in Ochanomizu, after all.
**[12:04] Head Teacher**
Still, if you're exhausted,
maybe you should take some time off.
**[12:09] Yamada**
And after that...
**[12:12] Yamada**
After my time off, I'd go back to teaching?
**[12:15] Head Teacher**
Of course! Teach to your heart's content!
**[12:19] Head Teacher**
Bask in the joy of imparting
learning to your stu—
**[12:23] Yamada**
Huh?!
**[12:28] Yamada**
Ma'am?
**[12:30] Equa**
I had her take a little nap.
**[12:32] Yamada**
Aren't you... one of my students?
**[12:36] Equa**
Yes!
**[12:39] Yamada**
Y-You're an extractor?
**[12:41] Equa**
I'm here to confirm your intentions.
**[12:44] Equa**
Fleeing the area where you live
would mean giving up everything.
**[12:49] Equa**
You'll lose your social position and wealth.
***SIGN*** Written Consent to Run Away
**[12:53] Equa**
You'll have no guarantee of future livelihood.
**[12:57] Equa**
And the moderator that oversees this
cluster shows escapees no mercy.
**[13:03] Equa**
Your life will be in danger.
**[13:06] Equa**
If you still consent...
**[13:08] Equa**
place your thumbprint here.
***SIGN*** Client Ichiro Yamada
**[13:17] Yamada**
I don't care anymore.
**[13:19] Yamada**
I want to get out of here, out of this cluster.
**[13:23] Yamada**
No one listens to my lessons.
**[13:26] Yamada**
They're all bored.
**[13:28] Yamada**
My philosophy doesn't help anyone, not even me.
**[13:34] Yamada**
No one questions it, but going
on like this every day
***SIGN*** Client Ichiro Yamada
***SIGN*** Client Ichiro Yamada
***SIGN*** Client Ichiro Yamada
***SIGN*** (Seal)
***SIGN*** Client Ichiro Yamada
**[13:41] Yamada**
is more than I can bear.
**[13:44] Yamada**
I want to die,
**[13:46] Yamada**
but ashamed as I am to
admit it, death frightens me.
**[13:53] Yamada**
I'm scared.
**[13:58] Equa**
I'm impressed that you made the request.
**[14:01] Equa**
That alone took a lot of courage.
**[14:03] Yamada**
Th-Thank you.
**[14:07] Equa**
Dying wouldn't be very nice, would it?
**[14:10] Equa**
That makes running away your best choice.
**[14:17] Feles**
Now we need to decide where he's going.
**[14:22] Equa**
Please roll this die.
***SIGN*** Akihabara
***SIGN*** Asakusa
***SIGN*** Ikebukuro
***SIGN*** Daiba
**[14:28] Equa**
There! That settles it!
**[14:30] Equa**
We'll move tonight! Is that all right with you?
**[14:33] Yamada**
Huh? Tonight?
**[14:35] Equa**
As they say, strike while the iron's hot!
**[14:46] Yamada**
Huh?
**[14:47] Equa**
Please put this on, not that
it will actually help much.
**[14:50] Alga**
Take this, and end it all if you must.
**[14:54] Yamada**
What?!
**[14:54] Alga**
It will be painless and instantaneous.
**[14:57] Yamada**
No, but, um...
**[14:59] Equa**
Don't worry!
**[15:01] Equa**
You won't need to take your own life.
**[15:04] Yamada**
Then I don't need this, do I?
**[15:07] Equa**
Hang on to it, just in case.
**[15:10] Yamada**
Huh?
**[15:14] Martes**
Dumbass!
**[15:16] Martes**
Takeshi! Don't abandon me!
**[15:19] Guard A**
Good grief.
**[15:20] Martes**
I love you!
**[15:23] Martes**
What, can't you tell I love
you unless I spell it out?
**[15:27] Martes**
It should be obvious! Just look at me, you—
**[15:29] Guard A**
Where do you live, young lady?
Do I need to call the police?
**[15:32] Martes**
Go ahead! Bring 'em on!
**[15:34] Martes**
And call Takeshi while you're at it!
**[15:36] Guard B**
We don't even know who that is.
**[15:39] Guard A**
What do we do about this?
**[15:47] Alga**
I've taken over part of the security system.
**[15:50] Alga**
I'll open the gate.
**[15:51] Equa**
*Please do.*
**[16:06] Equa**
We'll make our escape via the roof.
**[16:08] Equa**
If nothing goes wrong,
this will be over in no time.
**[16:12] Feles**
*If* nothing goes wrong.
**[16:16] Guard B**
Hey! What the...?!
**[16:17] Guard A**
I just scanned her.
**[16:20] Guard A**
This young lady's a demihuman,
and a slime at that.
**[16:23] Guard B**
What?!
**[16:24] Guard A**
Alcohol's dangerous to her. She can't be drunk.
**[16:27] Guard A**
It's all an act.
**[16:31] Martes**
Whoops! No funny business,
or I'll give this guy a second asshole.
**[16:35] Martes**
Do what I say and drop your weapons.
**[16:37] Martes**
Hey.
**[16:38] Martes**
Hang on a—
**[16:42] Guard A**
Suspicious intruder.
**[16:43] Guard A**
There may be others. Keep a close eye out.
**[16:54] Alga**
What?
**[16:55] Alga**
Damn. Access denied.
**[17:00] Equa**
Oh. Oh dear.
**[17:00] Yamada**
Wh-What's going on?!
**[17:02] Feles**
Something went wrong.
**[17:16] Feles**
Let's leave through there.
**[17:18] Yamada**
Why is this happening to me?
**[17:19] Equa**
Martes-san?!
**[17:20] Equa**
*Alga-san?!*
**[17:21] Martes**
Equa-senpai!
**[17:24] Alga**
Is this any time for that?!
Liquefy again, and be quick about it!
**[17:28] Martes**
I can't today! I don't have enough amino acids!
**[17:40] Feles**
They're here.
**[17:49] Feles**
Ulula!
**[17:58] Equa**
Ulula-san...
**[18:00] Feles**
Anyway, we've got to get up higher.
**[18:02] Yamada**
They're back!
**[18:03] Feles**
Use the hole Ulula made and climb!
**[18:05] Equa**
Yes!
**[18:07] Yamada**
Huh?! What?!
**[18:17] Yamada**
Couldn't we use the corridor to escape?
**[18:19] Equa**
Going out the window is safer.
**[18:22] Yamada**
Wh-Why?
**[18:23] Equa**
Found them!
**[18:41] Equa**
Feles-san! I knew I could count on you!
**[18:43] Feles**
This is a one-time deal!
**[18:45] Feles**
I'm never teaming up with you again! I mean it!
**[18:47] Equa**
Are you proposing to me?
**[18:49] Feles**
Just get moving!
**[19:06] Yamada**
May I ask you something?
**[19:08] Equa**
What?
**[19:10] Yamada**
Why do you do such dangerous work?
**[19:14] Equa**
If people seriously want to escape,
we'll be just as serious.
**[19:20] Yamada**
As someone once said,
"Where one can no longer love—"
**[19:25] Equa**
"There should one pass by." Nietzsche, right?
**[19:31] Yamada**
You...
**[19:32] Equa**
I learned that in your class.
**[19:36] Yamada**
You were paying attention?
**[19:38] Equa**
I was!
**[19:40] Equa**
If you can't love, pass by.
**[19:43] Equa**
And we extractors help people to do that.
**[19:50] Equa**
We made it.
**[20:02] Equa**
This way.
**[20:03] ---**
What? But...
**[20:07] Yamada**
This will get you over there.
**[20:09] Yamada**
Huh? From here?
**[20:12] Equa**
Sensei...
**[20:13] Equa**
Take care.
**[20:13] Yamada**
Wait a—
**[22:00] Newscaster**
*Now for our next story.*
**[22:02] Newscaster**
* The group that attacked*
* Sola Tower remains missing,*
***SIGN*** SOLA TOWER ASSAULT: EXTRACTORS INVOLVED?
**[22:06] Newscaster**
*as does schoolteacher Ichiro Yamada.*
**[22:08] Newscaster**
* Some speculate that a vicious*
* gang of extractors is involved.*
**[22:12] Newscaster**
*Our moderator, Daigaku-no-Kami-sama,*
**[22:15] Newscaster**
* has announced the establishment*
* of a preliminary council*
**[22:18] Newscaster**
* to form a research team*
* dedicated to this issue.*
**[22:21] Head Teacher**
"Be on your guard against the small ones."
***SIGN*** You have a new message.
**[22:25] Head Teacher**
"Flee, my friend,
into thy solitude—and thither,
**[22:29] Head Teacher**
where a rough strong breeze bloweth."
***SIGN*** Thank you for the other day.
***SIGN*** I've found a new job. Thanks to you,
I'm enjoying every day.
**[22:31] Head Teacher**
Now, open your textbooks to the next page.
**[22:31] Feles**
Is that him?
**[22:32] Equa**
He looks happy.
***SIGN*** I've found a new job. Thanks to you,
I'm enjoying every day.
***SIGN*** Do you want to run away from
your current situation?
***SIGN*** Estab Life: Great Escape
# E2 - You Can't Run from Memories
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4XPNV/you-cant-run-from-memories)
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***SIGN*** Kabukicho Ichiban-gai
**[00:12] Newscaster**
*And now for the raid forecast.*
**[00:13] Newscaster**
* Power struggles among the*
* Big Three remain chaotic.*
**[00:18] Newscaster**
* The whole Shinjuku area may experience*
* massive firefights from dusk to dawn.*
***SIGN*** TODAY'S RAIDS
***SIGN*** SHINJUKU CLUSTER
***SIGN*** CONFLICT FRONT ARRIVES
**[00:25] Newscaster**
* Prepare for the worst and*
* watch out for stray bullets.*
**[00:29] Martes**
Wow! There are fireworks on
the streets *and* in the sky!
**[00:33] Equa**
It's so lively.
**[00:35] Martes**
Still, what are these guys fighting for?
**[00:39] Equa**
For their code of virtue!
**[00:41] Martes**
Their what?
**[00:42] Equa**
Virtue. Isn't working hard
for something wonderful?
**[00:48] Martes**
You said it! I think so, too!
**[00:52] Martes**
So, how are we going to get to the client?
**[00:55] Martes**
There are yakuza everywhere.
**[00:57] Equa**
He should still be on the clock,
so let's check in on him at work.
**[01:02] Martes**
Where's that?
**[01:03] Equa**
Alga-san! Can you bring up a map?
**[01:05] Alga**
You got it.
**[01:08] Alga**
The shortest route goes through
the thick of the fighting.
**[01:10] Martes**
I guess we'll have to force our way through.
**[01:13] Equa**
We can't do that.
**[01:14] Equa**
Extractors don't kill people.
**[01:17] ---**
Napalm bombs don't cause bleeding.
**[01:19] Martes**
Of course not! Whatever you say, Equa-senpai!
**[01:23] Martes**
That said, going the long
way will take too long.
**[01:27] Equa**
Let's hurry.
**[01:28] Equa**
Right, Feles-san?
**[01:31] Feles**
Yeah?
**[01:33] Equa**
Are you all right?
**[01:35] Equa**
You can sit this one out
if you don't feel well.
**[01:37] Feles**
It's nothing like that.
**[01:39] Martes**
I'm keeping my promise to not complain,
so hurry up and lead the way.
**[01:44] Equa**
Would you, please?
**[01:51] Feles**
This way. There's a safe route
through the back streets.
**[01:55] Alga**
Dog Breath and I will prepare
for the escape separately.
**[01:59] Alga**
The client's in your hands.
**[02:00] Equa**
We're counting on both of you.
**[02:03] Feles**
This way. Hurry.
***SIGN*** Estab Life: Great Escape
***SIGN*** You Can't Run from Memories
**[03:39] Equa**
Our client this time is a
company president in Shinjuku.
**[03:42] (Flashback) Martes**
A company president?
**[03:44] (Flashback) Equa**
He runs a business.
**[03:46] (Flashback) Alga**
He's a yakuza boss.
**[03:50] (Flashback) Equa**
Feles-san!
**[03:51] (Flashback) Feles**
What?
**[03:52] (Flashback) Equa**
You used to live in Shinjuku, didn't you?
**[03:54] (Flashback) Equa**
Would you be our guide on this job?
**[03:58] (Flashback) Feles**
I wish you wouldn't depend on me.
**[04:00] (Flashback) Martes**
You used to live in Shinjuku?!
No wonder you look like—
**[04:05] (Flashback) Feles**
I was born with this look!
***SIGN*** Kanto
Union
***SIGN*** One-Shot Toichi
**[04:09] (Flashback) Martes**
One-Shot Toichi? What a weird name.
**[04:12] (Flashback) Equa**
That's what people call him.
***SIGN*** Kanto
Union
***SIGN*** One-Shot Toichi
**[04:14] (Flashback) Equa**
He's the leader of the Kanto Union
and a charismatic businessman.
***SIGN*** Kanto
Union
***SIGN*** One-Shot Toichi
**[04:17] (Flashback) Equa**
Not to mention an expert gunfighter.
**[04:20] (Flashback) Equa**
His favorite gun only holds one shot,
**[04:23] (Flashback) Equa**
and he's sure that's all he
needs to take down anything.
**[04:27] (Flashback) Equa**
But we won't have to worry with an amazing
gun wizard like you around, Feles-san.
**[04:33] (Flashback) Feles**
Count me out.
**[04:35] (Flashback) Equa**
Why?
**[04:37] (Flashback) Feles**
I want nothing more to do with that place.
**[04:40] (Flashback) Equa**
Not to worry. We'll keep contact
with residents to a minimum.
**[04:44] (Flashback) Feles**
That's not what I mean!
**[04:46] (Flashback) Equa**
It will definitely be fine.
**[04:48] (Flashback) Equa**
If anything should happen
to you, I'll keep you safe.
**[04:52] (Flashback) Martes**
And I'll keep you safe if anything
happens to *you*, Equa-senpai!
**[04:56] (Flashback) Feles**
That's not the point.
**[04:59] (Flashback) Feles**
And you can't protect her!
**[05:01] (Flashback) Martes**
I can, too!
**[05:04] (Flashback) Equa**
Feles-san...
**[05:06] (Flashback) Equa**
Would you come with us?
**[05:13] (Flashback) Feles**
Oh, for the love of...
**[05:14] (Flashback) Feles**
This is the last time!
**[05:17] (Flashback) Equa**
Thanks so much!
**[05:19] (Flashback) Feles**
Listen, promise me that you'll
do exactly as I tell you.
**[05:24] (Flashback) Equa; Martes**
We will!
**[05:27] Martes**
Feles-senpai...
**[05:33] Martes**
This is where you got us?
**[05:35] Martes**
Didn't you say that the
back streets were safe?
**[05:39] Yakuza A**
I ain't seen you around here.
**[05:41] Yakuza B**
What gang are you with?!
**[05:43] Equa**
Thank goodness! I had questions for you, too!
**[05:47] Yakuza B**
What?!
**[05:48] Equa**
Do you know the way to the
Kanto Union building?
**[05:51] Yakuza B**
Are you tryin' to screw with us?!
**[05:53] Martes**
Oh, how scary.
**[05:55] Equa**
Don't worry. We can talk things out.
**[05:58] Equa**
The path of virtue is the path of humanity.
**[06:00] Yakuza A**
Don't get cute with us, doll!
**[06:03] Feles**
Damn it.
**[06:05] Feles**
Give it a rest. She's not yakuza.
**[06:09] Yakuza B**
Who the hell are you?
**[06:11] Feles**
We're looking for Toichi.
**[06:13] Feles**
Tell him Feles is here. He'll understand.
***SIGN*** Kanto Union Headquarters
***SIGN*** Kanto Union Headquarters
**[06:28] Lead Henchman**
Wildcat Feles!
**[06:29] Martes**
"Wildcat"?
**[06:31] Equa**
That's so cool! You're a celebrity.
**[06:33] Feles**
Leave me alone.
**[06:34] Lead Henchman**
When the hell did you come back here?
**[06:37] Feles**
Don't worry. I'll leave once my job is done.
**[06:40] Martes**
See? She *does* know them.
**[06:42] Equa**
That's our Feles-san.
**[06:43] Feles**
Also, this is our boss.
**[06:46] Martes**
Nice to meetcha.
**[06:49] Lead Henchman**
Are you making fun of me?
**[06:53] Toichi**
Hold it.
**[06:55] Toichi**
You guys don't stand a chance against Feles.
**[06:59] Martes**
So old-fashioned.
**[06:59] Lead Henchman**
Old man.
**[07:01] Feles**
Toichi.
**[07:03] Toichi**
So, you're alive.
**[07:04] Toichi**
That's the toughest bodyguard
in Shinjuku for you.
**[07:07] Feles**
Stop it.
**[07:08] Toichi**
I'll never forget the way you pushed the
enemy to the brink of ruin with a single shot.
**[07:17] Toichi**
You've changed, Feles.
**[07:19] Toichi**
The solitary wildcat has found companions.
**[07:23] Feles**
Don't say it! You'll give them ideas.
**[07:26] Equa**
That's right! Feles-san and I are best friends.
**[07:29] Feles**
Hey! Equa!
**[07:30] Toichi**
It looks like you really did
get out of the business.
**[07:34] Lead Henchman**
What? The Wildcat quit?
**[07:38] Feles**
Toichi, don't you have business with us?
**[07:42] Lead Henchman**
He does?
**[07:46] Toichi**
I see. So you're...
**[07:49] Toichi**
Hachi, I'm fine here. Take the
young guys and leave.
**[07:53] Lead Henchman**
But...
**[07:54] Toichi**
Didn't you hear me?!
**[07:55] Toichi**
The succession ceremony's tonight.
**[07:58] Toichi**
You ain't got time to lounge around here.
**[08:02] Lead Henchman**
Yes, boss.
**[08:09] Feles**
Succession? You must be serious.
**[08:11] Toichi**
I am.
**[08:13] Toichi**
So, you ran out of 'Juku,
and now you're an extractor?
**[08:18] Feles**
That a problem?
**[08:19] Toichi**
Who knows? Everyone's got
their own way of living.
**[08:26] Equa**
Toichi-san, about the contract...
**[08:29] Equa**
Do you have a preferred destination?
**[08:31] Equa**
If not, we'll use this die to—
**[08:33] Feles**
I'm guessing his mind's already made up.
**[08:35] Equa**
Is that so?
**[08:37] Feles**
If you give up on 'Juku, the gang
will lose prestige big time.
**[08:41] Feles**
But you still want to run.
**[08:43] Toichi**
You see... I've got a dream.
**[08:47] Feles**
You do?!
**[08:48] Toichi**
Yes! The manly dream of a lifetime!
One I can never live out in 'Juku!
**[08:55] Toichi**
This town lives by virtue.
**[08:57] Toichi**
I was born here, so that path was
the only life I could pick.
**[09:02] Toichi**
But then I realized,
what's virtuous about living like this?
**[09:07] Martes**
What's real virtue, then?
**[09:12] Toichi**
Two years ago, I got caught
in a huge gang war.
**[09:16] Toichi**
I thought I was done for, but then
a certain someone saved me.
**[09:22] Toichi**
I was a yakuza through and through,
but it hit me like lightning.
**[09:28] Toichi**
Wildcat Feles is the face of *true* virtue!
**[09:32] Feles**
Excuse me?!
**[09:36] Toichi**
I want to show you something.
**[09:43] Toichi**
Follow me.
**[09:46] Feles**
What?
**[09:47] Equa**
What is it?
**[09:50] Alga**
He climbed to the top of this town,
and he still wants to chase a new dream.
**[09:57] Alga**
He's a man among men! An inspiration!
**[10:12] Toichi**
I want to become a magical girl!
**[10:16] Feles**
What?!
**[10:17] Feles**
Sorry, I didn't quite catch that.
**[10:19] Toichi**
I said, a magical girl!
**[10:22] Feles**
Huh?
**[10:23] Equa**
Wow! How pretty.
**[10:26] Martes**
You'd look great in this, Equa-senpai!
**[10:28] Feles**
Um... Do you mean you want
to cast spells like I do?
**[10:32] Toichi**
I want to become a magical girl,
not some spellcaster!
**[10:36] Feles**
Why?! I wasn't dressed anything like this!
**[10:40] Martes**
Wow! He's got tons of accessories, too.
***SIGN*** Virtue
**[10:43] Toichi**
"Virtue" is written with two kanji.
One means "kindness."
**[10:46] Toichi**
The other combines "beauty" and "self."
**[10:49] Toichi**
So, a magical girl is the
definition of virtue!
**[10:53] Equa**
I understand.
**[10:54] Toichi**
You do?!
**[10:56] Equa**
I think it's a lovely dream,
and I'm rooting for you!
**[10:59] Feles**
Are you kidding me?!
**[11:00] Equa**
But this part is no good!
**[11:03] Equa**
This outfit would be cuter
on you if you added a flower!
**[11:08] Toichi**
Oh!
**[11:10] Feles**
Just leave me out of this.
**[11:12] Equa**
And I take it your
destination is Sangenjaya?
**[11:16] Toichi**
Do they have magical girls
in the Sangenjaya Cluster?
**[11:20] Equa**
Yes.
**[11:21] Toichi**
Really?!
**[11:22] Equa**
I'm sure your dream will
come true, Toichi-san.
**[11:25] Toichi**
Then, can we do the extraction tonight,
after the succession ceremony?
**[11:30] Equa**
Yes! We'll wait for you.
**[11:36] Toichi**
All right!
**[11:39] Feles**
Huh?
**[11:39] Toichi**
I'm gonna be a magical girl!
**[11:43] Equa**
Yes! Let's give this our all!
***SIGN*** Kanto Union Headquarters
**[11:48] Mediator**
All those here assembled,
***SIGN*** Kanto Union Headquarters
**[11:50] Mediator**
although I doubt the necessity
on this joyous occasion,
**[11:54] Mediator**
it is my professional duty
to taste these drinks.
**[12:03] Martes**
How long is this going to take?
**[12:05] Feles**
No idea. We said we'd wait, so we wait.
**[12:09] Martes**
Hey, is a magical girl something
you can choose to become?
**[12:13] Feles**
What? Don't ask me.
**[12:15] Martes**
But you use magic.
**[12:18] Feles**
That doesn't make me a
magical girl! I'm a gun wizard!
**[12:23] Martes**
Yeah? Isn't a child
spellcaster a magical girl?
**[12:28] Feles**
I knew I shouldn't have come.
**[12:31] Feles**
These guys haven't changed.
**[12:33] Feles**
They never shut up about virtue.
**[12:36] Martes**
And you ran away because that bugged you?
**[12:38] Feles**
I couldn't stay with people who never
stop squabbling over "prestige."
**[12:46] Martes**
You must be satisfied now, then.
**[12:48] Feles**
I didn't set out to become an extractor.
**[12:51] Feles**
But...
**[13:06] Equa**
"But"?
**[13:10] Feles**
Nothing.
**[13:12] Feles**
More importantly, what will
you do about Toichi's dream?
**[13:16] Feles**
You fed him some nonsense
about it coming true.
**[13:18] Equa**
I'm sure he'll be fine.
**[13:19] Equa**
If you want to live
your dream, a way will open!
**[13:22] Equa**
And I'll extract my clients to
anywhere to make that happen!
**[13:32] Yakuza A**
A raid?!
**[13:32] Yakuza B**
Fine by me! We'll turn the tables on 'em!
**[13:35] Feles**
This is all they ever do!
**[13:37] Equa**
Feles-san...
**[13:38] Feles**
I know. No killing, right?
**[13:40] Equa**
No, we're going to escape
with Toichi-san now.
**[13:43] Feles**
What do you—
**[13:47] Toichi**
Thanks for waiting.
Let's make this chance count.
**[13:51] Feles**
Toichi? Don't tell me...
**[13:53] Toichi**
You got it! I set this up.
**[13:56] Toichi**
They'll have a hard time chasing
us with all this ruckus.
**[14:00] Toichi**
Come on, girl! Let's make
my dream come true!
**[14:04] Equa**
Yes. We're going to extract you from here.
**[14:08] Newscaster**
*Breaking news.*
***SIGN*** BREAKING: ATTACK ON KANTO UNION SUCCESSION CEREMONY
***SIGN*** ALL
YAKUZA,
PROCEED
TO
BATTLE
***SIGN*** MASSIVE
FIREFIGHT
IN
PROGRESS
**[14:10] Newscaster**
* An attack on the Kanto Union succession*
* ceremony has sparked a massive firefight.*
**[14:16] Newscaster**
*All yakuza, please join the battle at once.*
**[14:21] Yakuza A**
The old boss is gone!
**[14:22] Yakuza C**
Where'd he go?!
**[14:24] Yakuza D**
He made up that raid to fool us!
**[14:27] Yakuza A**
What's going on?!
**[14:28] Yakuza B**
Who knows?!
**[14:29] Yakuza A**
Just find him!
**[14:32] Equa**
Hello?
**[14:33] Alga**
* It sounds like you're having a blast.*
* We're all set to launch.*
**[14:37] Equa**
Got it!
**[14:39] Equa**
We'll head for Hanazono Shrine!
**[14:41] Toichi**
It's a good thing you left this town.
**[14:44] Feles**
Huh?
**[14:45] Toichi**
You used to be a solitary beast. Now, you care
about people enough to follow them.
**[14:50] Toichi**
You've really mellowed out.
**[14:54] Toichi**
Still, you fled this town.
**[14:57] Toichi**
When I saw that, I decided that I'd
be free someday and live my dream!
**[15:02] Feles**
Don't blame me for this.
**[15:05] Toichi**
I'm thanking you.
**[15:10] Lead Henchman**
Old man!
**[15:14] Lead Henchman**
Old man.
**[15:16] Toichi**
Here to see me off, my successor?
**[15:19] Lead Henchman**
What are you trying to pull?
The gang's in chaos.
**[15:23] Toichi**
The rest is up to you.
**[15:26] Lead Henchman**
Don't tell me you're skipping town?!
**[15:29] Lead Henchman**
No way, old man!
**[15:31] Lead Henchman**
There's still so much
I wanna learn from you!
**[15:33] Toichi**
Sorry, but there's something I want to do.
**[15:39] Lead Henchman**
I've got no choice.
**[15:41] Lead Henchman**
Infighting is the 'Juku way.
**[15:44] Lead Henchman**
Let's make this a duel, old man.
**[15:54] Equa**
Toichi-san!
**[15:55] Feles**
Wait!
**[15:56] Lead Henchman**
You're not gonna draw?
**[16:04] Lead Henchman**
Pretty cocky, considering I just
took your place!
**[16:06] Yakuza**
Boss!
**[16:10] Yakuza**
Wh-What the...?
**[16:12] Lead Henchman**
Yeah. I've got our traitor right here.
**[16:16] Toichi**
Any chance you'll let me off with this?
**[16:20] Lead Henchman**
No chance. I'm not the only
guy who worked under you.
**[16:29] Toichi**
You want me to throw down
with everyone here?
**[16:33] Toichi**
Looks like I've got nowhere to go.
**[16:36] Yakuza 1**
One-Shot Toichi.
**[16:39] Equa**
No!
**[16:41] Martes**
Equa-senpai?!
**[16:42] Feles**
Shh!
**[16:42] Lead Henchman**
Move it, girly.
**[16:44] Equa**
No, I will not.
**[16:46] Equa**
I won't retreat one step until
I safely extract my client.
**[16:49] Lead Henchman**
Why would you go that far for him?
**[16:54] Equa**
People run away in order to live.
**[16:56] Equa**
I'll never abandon anyone
who makes that choice.
**[17:02] Feles**
"People run away in order to live."
**[17:05] Lead Henchman**
Get lost!
**[17:07] Lead Henchman**
There's a kind of glory that
men only get by dying!
**[17:12] Feles**
That's only how the survivors tell it!
**[17:18] Lead Henchman**
Wildcat Feles.
**[17:21] Feles**
Dying never made anyone's dream
come true. *You* get lost.
**[17:26] Lead Henchman**
No, *you* get lost!
**[17:29] Lead Henchman**
Get 'em!
**[17:42] Feles**
Heaven's Bullet!
**[18:12] Feles**
No fatalities!
**[18:14] Martes**
That was real magic!
**[18:15] Toichi**
This is it! This is the beauty I aspired to!
**[18:20] Feles**
How do you get "magical girl" from that?!
**[18:26] Toichi**
You overdid it.
**[18:28] Equa**
I knew you were amazing, Feles-san.
**[18:31] Feles**
Stop.
**[18:34] Toichi**
I'm leaving for my dream.
**[18:37] Toichi**
You may understand that someday.
**[18:41] Lead Henchman**
Old man...
**[18:43] Equa**
Let's hurry, Toichi-san.
**[18:45] Toichi**
Let's!
**[18:45] Martes**
Aw, man. I feel like I'm
not doing anything today.
**[18:50] Toichi**
I haven't seen your spells in ages.
**[18:52] Toichi**
That's the magical girl I aspire to.
**[18:56] Feles**
I told you, I'm not.
**[18:58] Toichi**
You changed my life. Be proud of that.
**[19:01] Feles**
I don't care!
**[19:04] Alga**
All right. Drop it.
**[19:11] Toichi**
I owe you one, little lady!
**[19:12] Toichi**
That tough talk of yours
back there gave me chills.
**[19:17] Equa**
It's almost time.
**[19:18] Toichi**
Yup. Next time we meet, I'll be
making my living as a magical girl.
**[19:23] Martes**
See you, old dude!
**[19:25] Toichi**
Thanks!
**[19:26] Martes**
If you manage to transform, show me!
**[19:28] Toichi**
Sure thing. I'll blow your mind.
**[19:30] Equa**
Now, step this way, Toichi-san.
**[19:36] Toichi**
Feles!
**[19:38] Feles**
Huh?
**[19:39] Feles**
Hey. What's this?
**[19:41] Toichi**
See you!
**[19:44] Toichi**
I'll be waiting, Feles!
**[19:46] Feles**
Huh?
**[19:51] Alga**
Fire!
**[21:48] Equa**
Come on. We have an evening
client after this.
**[21:51] Alga**
No sweat. I'm all ready.
**[21:55] Martes**
I'm still worn out from that
job in Shinjuku the other day.
**[21:58] Martes**
Equa-senpai, give me some energy!
**[22:02] Alga**
You didn't do anything.
**[22:04] Martes**
Huh? Did you say something?
**[22:08] Feles**
I'd feel weird carrying this, so I'll
leave it in the storeroom downstairs.
**[22:14] Equa**
Oh, that reminds me, Feles-san.
**[22:15] Equa**
We got a video from Mr. M.
**[22:18] Equa**
Would you like to see Toichi-san's
magical girl debut?
**[22:21] Feles**
Not really.
**[22:22] Martes**
I'm down to watch it.
**[22:24] Equa**
He looks charming!
**[22:36] Martes**
Feles-senpai, you should watch
this video! It's a riot!
**[22:44] Martes**
Equa-senpai! There's another
magical girl in the storeroom!
**[22:45] Feles**
Wait!
**[22:48] Feles**
N-No... Th-This isn't...
**[22:50] Equa**
Do you mean it, Martes-san?
**[22:51] Feles**
Stay out!
# E3 - You Can't Run from the Aquarium
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUE1ZV7/you-cant-run-from-the-aquarium)
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**[00:14] Equa**
Coffee cups?
**[00:16] Martes**
Um... Two dozen.
**[00:18] Equa**
Sugar?
**[00:21] Martes**
Four kilograms.
***SIGN*** Ulula
**[00:22] Equa**
Nine millimeter hollow-point rounds?
**[00:26] Martes**
Four hundred.
**[00:27] Equa**
Anti-drone EMP mines?
**[00:30] Feles**
Thirty-six.
**[00:32] Equa**
Hm... I think that's everything.
**[00:35] Equa**
Thank you for helping me to take stock.
**[00:38] Martes**
Don't mention it, Equa-senpai!
**[00:41] Feles**
That aside, is storing the café and
extractor gear together a good idea?
**[00:48] Equa**
Hm?
**[00:49] Martes**
Is it a job?
**[00:51] Pengians**
*Pen! Pen! Pen!*
**[00:52] Equa**
Our clients are pengians
from Ikebukuro Cluster.
**[00:55] Equa**
The Sunshine Troupe.
**[00:57] Feles**
Huh? All of them?!
**[01:00] Martes**
One, two, three, four, five, six... 18?!
**[01:06] Equa**
There are a lot of them,
but let's do our best.
**[01:08] Martes**
Let's!
***SIGN*** Estab Life: Great Escape
**[02:49] Equa**
As you see, train tracks divide Ikebukuro
Cluster into eastern and western halves.
***SIGN*** You Can't Run from the Aquarium
**[02:55] Equa**
West Ikebukuro, across the tracks,
is devoted to capitalism.
**[03:01] Equa**
East Ikebukuro, where we are,
is communist territory.
**[03:06] Martes**
So, we need to get our clients
from the East to the West?
**[03:12] Equa**
Yes. This railroad crossing opens
several times a day, but...
**[03:18] Ulula**
Bow-wow-wow!
**[03:21] Ulula**
Awoo!
**[03:26] Martes**
Oh man...
**[03:28] Alga**
Are you all right?
**[03:30] Equa**
These tracks look easy
to cross, but they aren't.
**[03:33] Equa**
And the trains are timed to make you
want to cross. Not very nice, is it?
**[03:38] Equa**
Therefore, um... Well...
**[03:44] Feles**
We can't use this place for an extraction.
**[03:47] Alga**
What should we do about Ulula?
**[03:49] Martes**
Let's put him to bed underground.
**[03:51] Equa**
I'm sorry, Ulula-san.
**[03:54] Equa**
We'll do your share of
the work while you rest.
**[04:06] Feles**
Where are the clients?
**[04:07] Equa**
In that building there.
**[04:18] Pengians**
Pen!
**[04:19] Pengians**
Pen!
**[04:27] Mirpen**
Standard human citizens?
You don't see that every day.
***SIGN***
**[04:31] Mirpen**
And you work as sports reporters?
**[04:34] Martes**
We have an appointment to interview
Mikhail-san from the Sunshine Troupe!
**[04:40] Mirpen**
Mikhail? Did you say Mikhail?
**[04:44] Equa**
We did. Do you know him?
**[04:48] Mirpen**
No.
**[04:50] Mirpen**
You may pass.
**[04:54] Martes**
What was that guy's deal?
**[04:59] Mikhail**
That was too slow! Start over from part B!
**[05:05] Mikhail**
Still too slow! Again!
**[05:08] Mikhail**
Do you think you can impress an audience
with a performance like that?!
**[05:11] Mikhail**
Again!
**[05:14] Martes**
Whoa.
**[05:16] Equa**
This is the foremost ballet
troupe in East Ikebukuro.
**[05:18] Pengians**
Pen!
**[05:19] Pengians**
Pen!
**[05:24] Mikhail**
Repeat that part until
you've got it perfect!
**[05:27] Pengians**
Pen!
**[05:34] Mikhail**
We'll stand out here. Follow me.
**[05:49] Mikhail**
Our performances are art.
**[05:53] Equa**
Of course.
**[05:55] Mikhail**
My aesthetic sense demands perfection
down to the angle of every beak.
**[06:00] Mikhail**
Every drop of splashing water in
our little universe is calculated.
**[06:05] Equa**
I see.
**[06:08] Mikhail**
But the Party's censors
do nothing but complain.
**[06:12] Mikhail**
They keep rejecting our ideas.
**[06:15] Mikhail**
Our artistry is lost on them.
**[06:19] Equa**
I see!
**[06:26] Feles**
Huh?!
**[06:28] Feles**
He's adorable!
**[06:33] Mikhail**
What is it? Has my beauty bewitched you?
**[06:37] Feles**
Oh, no, um...
**[06:43] Equa**
In other words, you're fleeing in
search of freedom of expression?
**[06:48] Equa**
You want to escape to the West, even if
it costs you your cushy ballet lifestyle?
**[06:53] Mikhail**
That's exactly right.
**[06:55] Mikhail**
Although it will mean
betraying a close friend.
**[07:06] Equa**
Then please place your thumbprint here.
***SIGN*** Client: Mikhail (seal)
***SIGN*** Written Consent to Run Away
***SIGN*** Client: Mikhail (seal)
**[07:13] Mikhail**
But I'm not the only one who wants to leave.
**[07:16] Mikhail**
There are 18 of us.
**[07:18] Mikhail**
How will you extract us all to the West?
**[07:21] Equa**
We'll run a tether from the roof of
this building to West Ikebukuro.
**[07:26] Equa**
Then, you'll just slide over on a pulley.
**[07:33] Mikhail**
Are you sure that will work?
**[07:34] Equa**
We do this all the time.
**[07:36] Equa**
Although we do have a plan B,
if you're concerned.
**[07:41] Mikhail**
No. Go ahead with this one.
**[07:44] Equa**
In that case, we'll make our
move at midnight tonight.
**[07:54] Feles**
What's the "plan B" you told him you had?
**[07:58] Equa**
It's, well...
**[08:04] Mirpen**
Sports reporters?
**[08:07] Mirpen**
I checked around, and you're not registered.
**[08:11] Mirpen**
You're under arrest on
suspicion of espionage!
**[08:15] Equa**
No violence.
**[08:17] Feles**
But...
**[08:18] Equa**
Please run.
**[08:49] Martes**
How could Equa-senpai be so reckless?
**[08:52] (Flashback) Martes**
Equa-senpai!
**[08:54] (Flashback) Feles**
This way! Hurry!
**[08:55] (Flashback) Martes**
Senpai!
**[08:59] Alga**
The little lady wasn't being reckless.
**[09:01] Alga**
She made the right call.
**[09:03] Martes**
Like hell she did!
Equa-senpai ended up getting caught!
**[09:09] Feles**
We would all have been captured otherwise.
**[09:14] Feles**
Let's assess the situation first,
then decide what to do about it.
**[09:18] Feles**
Got that?
**[09:20] Martes**
I'm not so sure.
**[09:23] Feles**
About what?
**[09:24] Martes**
You're weirdly calm. Aren't you worried?
**[09:26] Feles**
Of course I am!
**[09:30] Feles**
More importantly, what are
the secret police up to?
**[09:33] Alga**
They put the Sunshine
Building on high alert.
**[09:36] Alga**
We can forget about our original plan now.
**[09:40] Feles**
And the clients?
**[09:41] Alga**
Mikhail and his troupe got off
with a light interrogation.
**[09:44] Feles**
That's all?
**[09:45] Alga**
The ballet is a mark of
prestige for the East.
**[09:48] Alga**
They can't come down too hard on it.
**[09:50] Feles**
Still, it's odd. They caught
on to us too quickly.
**[09:53] Martes**
Maybe we just stand out in
a town full of penguins.
**[09:57] Feles**
I think there's more to it.
**[09:59] Feles**
We might have a leak.
**[10:05] Mirpen**
So, you insist that you don't
know anything about this woman?
**[10:11] Mikhail**
I just gave her an interview.
**[10:14] Mirpen**
Oh-ho?
**[10:16] Mirpen**
We've been friends since elementary school.
**[10:19] Mirpen**
You became an artist,
and I joined the secret police.
**[10:22] Mirpen**
But while our chosen paths differ,
we've told each other a lot.
**[10:26] Mikhail**
What about it?
**[10:29] Mirpen**
You've seemed dissatisfied with
your programs at the pool lately.
**[10:39] Mirpen**
Are you hoping to defect to the West?
**[10:42] Mikhail**
Don't be ridiculous!
**[10:45] Mirpen**
You'd have no censors to deal with there.
**[10:48] Mirpen**
Did their nonsense about
"freedom of expression" attract you?
**[10:53] Mikhail**
I know I've complained,
**[10:56] Mikhail**
but I only said those things
because I trust you as a friend!
**[11:02] Mirpen**
If you betray the Party,
you're not my friend anymore.
**[11:09] Mirpen**
Mikhail, don't imagine
**[11:12] Mirpen**
that you can get away from me.
**[11:18] Mirpen**
I'll catch the rest of the spies,
so prepare for the consequences.
**[11:24] Mikhail**
Mirpen...
**[11:36] Mikhail**
Mirpen!
**[11:38] Mikhail**
You have every right to be angry,
**[11:40] Mikhail**
but I can't compromise.
**[11:42] Mikhail**
In order to pursue true art, I must—
**[11:47] Martes**
Excuse us.
**[11:48] Alga**
Internal security was surprisingly lax.
**[11:51] Mikhail**
Wh-What are you doing here?
**[11:53] Feles**
We couldn't risk a phone call,
so we came to talk in person.
**[11:59] Mikhail**
Did you hear that whole conversation?
**[12:02] Feles**
Of course.
**[12:03] Feles**
Now I understand how they
caught onto us so quickly.
**[12:08] Martes**
I can't believe you and that secret
police penguin are buddies.
**[12:12] Mikhail**
You've got it wrong! I—
**[12:14] Martes**
Quit your yapping! We're breaking her out!
***SIGN***
**[12:19] Mirpen**
This ID of yours
**[12:22] Mirpen**
is so well made that I can
hardly tell it's a fake.
**[12:26] Mirpen**
How did you do it?
**[12:27] Equa**
I'm sure the forger will
be delighted to hear it.
**[12:30] Equa**
They seemed rather proud of it.
**[12:33] Mirpen**
That wasn't a compliment.
**[12:35] Equa**
Oh, pardon me.
**[12:37] Mirpen**
And what's that pass?
**[12:40] Mirpen**
It's made with unknown technology.
**[12:42] Equa**
Oh, it's really not as special as—
**[12:46] Mirpen**
Even your DNA data is full of mysteries.
**[12:49] Mirpen**
You're not a therianthrope
or a standard human.
**[12:51] Mirpen**
I can't even tell if you're human at all.
**[12:56] Mirpen**
An analysis of your telomeres
puts your age at 300.
**[13:00] Mirpen**
Or 17.
**[13:03] Mirpen**
Or 56,700,000,000.
**[13:07] Mirpen**
Basically, your genes make no sense!
**[13:11] Mirpen**
Tell me! Who the hell are you?!
**[13:15] Equa**
Well... I'm not exactly sure myself, so...
**[13:27] Mirpen**
But there's one thing I am certain of.
**[13:30] Mirpen**
You're an extractor, aren't you?
**[13:34] Equa**
Um, well...
**[13:37] Equa**
Yes. I'm impressed you saw through me.
**[13:39] Mirpen**
I knew it. The secret police
records include reports
**[13:44] Mirpen**
that expert extractors have aided
numerous defectors in the past.
**[13:49] Equa**
I'm honored that you think so highly of us.
**[13:51] Mirpen**
Like I said, that wasn't a compliment!
**[13:53] Equa**
Oh, I'm so sorry.
**[13:57] Mirpen**
Why do you do it?
**[13:59] Equa**
Excuse me?
**[14:00] Mirpen**
Here, their livelihoods are assured.
**[14:03] Mirpen**
No one in their right mind
would go to the West.
**[14:08] Equa**
I just want to help people who
find where they are suffocating.
**[14:14] Mirpen**
And you don't care if they
die in the gutter afterward?
**[14:20] Mirpen**
A bird that escapes its
cage can't live long.
**[14:23] Mirpen**
So, why let them go?
They'll just end up dead!
**[14:28] Equa**
I'm not sure how to take
that, coming from a penguin.
**[14:34] Mirpen**
I refuse to play along with
any more of your games.
**[14:38] Mirpen**
Now, answer me!
**[14:40] Equa**
Please take two steps back.
**[14:43] Mirpen**
What are you—
**[14:44] Equa**
Please just do it.
**[15:18] Alga**
She's in the fifth floor interrogation room.
**[15:21] Martes**
Okay. I'm on my way.
**[15:23] Feles**
Mikhail, get started.
**[15:25] Mikhail**
R-Roger that!
**[15:27] Pengians**
Pen!
**[15:35] Pengians**
Pen...
**[15:44] Head Guard**
Th-They're not just
attacking the front gate.
**[15:47] Head Guard**
Shells seem to be striking the building
from all sides, one after—Pen!
**[15:51] Mirpen**
Start by assessing the situation!
**[15:54] Mirpen**
Drones, focus on the gate! Officers,
identify enemies in the vicinity!
**[15:58] Mirpen**
No, not you! You stay here!
**[16:00] Mirpen**
Send your subordinates to—
**[16:02] Mirpen**
What? I can't hear you!
**[16:07] Mirpen**
Hey! I can't hear you!
**[16:13] Mirpen**
Has anyone *seen* the enemy?!
**[16:16] Mirpen**
Find out if anyone has actually
been shot, you nincompoops!
**[16:21] Mirpen**
I know about the front gate!
I mean anywhere else!
**[16:24] Mirpen**
This might be someone's
attempt at a diversion!
**[16:30] Mirpen**
Forget it! Just wait there! I'm on my way!
**[16:34] Mirpen**
What?! She's gone?!
**[16:43] Feles**
I'm running low on ammo.
**[16:47] Alga**
We're at our limit. Pull out.
**[16:49] Feles**
No! We can't abandon her!
**[16:53] Equa**
Abandon who?
**[16:56] Alga**
Are you hurt, little lady?
**[16:59] Equa**
I'm sorry I made you worry,
Feles-san, Alga-san.
**[17:04] Feles**
I-I wasn't exactly worried.
**[17:08] Alga**
That's not how it looked to me.
**[17:12] Equa**
So, what are our plans now?
**[17:14] Feles**
Um...
**[17:16] Alga**
We haven't decided.
**[17:18] Equa**
In that case, follow me.
**[17:27] Mikhail**
Hurry!
**[17:33] Mirpen**
After them! Hunt them down!
**[17:42] Feles**
Didn't you say you had a "plan B"?
**[17:44] Equa**
I'm sorry. I hadn't actually thought of one.
**[17:47] Feles**
What?!
**[17:49] Equa**
But, um... this might work out.
**[17:52] Alga**
The usual, then?
**[17:53] Feles**
Huh?
**[17:58] Equa**
Turn right at the second intersection,
then drive straight.
**[18:03] Mikhail**
But that will take us to—
**[18:04] Equa**
Exactly! The Saikyo Line crossing!
**[18:07] Feles**
What?!
**[18:13] Mikhail**
I-If we keep going this way...
**[18:15] Equa**
Straight ahead.
**[18:16] Mikhail**
But...
**[18:17] Equa**
Go faster. Full speed ahead.
**[18:19] Feles**
Hang on! You can't be serious about—
**[18:25] Equa**
Don't worry. Believe in me.
**[18:28] Martes**
Of course, *I* believe in you...
**[18:39] Mirpen**
Don't tell me they're suicidal?
**[18:57] Mikhail**
We're done for! It's going to hit us!
**[18:58] Equa**
Don't worry. It will only graze us.
**[19:23] Mikhail**
W-We made it?
**[19:27] Alga**
That's Fatal Luck—the little lady's
power to predict the future.
**[19:32] Alga**
Not even I know how it works, though.
**[19:39] Mirpen**
No one should be able to predict
when this crossing will be clear.
**[19:46] Mirpen**
But that woman did it.
**[19:50] Mirpen**
Who on earth is she?
**[19:54] Mikhail**
Farewell, my friend.
**[19:57] Equa**
Are you all right?
**[19:59] Mikhail**
I have no regrets.
**[20:01] Mikhail**
After all,
**[20:02] Mikhail**
we've finally made it to
the world of the West!
**[20:07] Mikhail**
We're free! We're in a free
world with no censors!
**[20:13] Mikhail**
And here, we'll pursue true art!
**[21:54] Mikhail**
Our bottoms are *freezing*!
**[21:58] Mikhail**
Pen pen pen pen!
**[22:00] Pengians**
Pen!
**[22:01] Pengians**
Pen!
**[22:02] Pengians**
Pen!
**[22:06] Mikhail**
Thank you.
**[22:08] Mikhail**
This... This is...
**[22:10] Mikhail**
Slappy-slappy Punch!
**[22:16] Martes**
Slappy-slappy! Slappy-slappy!
**[22:20] Feles**
*This* is "true art"?
**[22:22] Mikhail**
Slappy-slappy Punch!
**[22:26] Mirpen**
Mikhail...
**[22:30] Mirpen**
You went so far as defecting to the West...
**[22:34] Mirpen**
to do *this*?!
**[22:43] Equa**
Mikhail-san is working
hard to become a success.
**[22:46] Equa**
I'm so impressed with him.
**[22:49] Martes**
Capitalism is *rough*!
# E4 - You Can't Run from Democracy
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQP18P/you-cant-run-from-democracy)
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***SIGN*** What we love about Equa-senpai!!!
***SIGN*** The nape of her neck
Her personality (magnificent)
The way she used a vacuum cleaner
Her lips
Her hair (beautiful)
Her face when she sleeps
Basically, everything
The dimples on her butt
Her biceps
The way she sounds when she's bothered (Totally)
The shape of her ears
Onigiri
Her pen case
Her groin when she does warm-up exercises (?)
Her ribbon looks great on her!
She stumbles a little when she puts her socks on
Her lips when she says "food"
Her taste in summer clothes! (And spring clothes!) (And mourning clothes!)
The 0.3 mm mechanical pencil she bought but hasn't used much
The cheerful way she slurped her ramen one time when she was hungry!
***SIGN*** Martes
***SIGN*** Equa-senpai
**[00:20] Chairwoman**
Ahem. Martes's Mental Parliament
is now in session.
***SIGN*** Martes's Mental Parliament
Special Session No. 162
**[00:26] Chairwoman**
Our order of business is, once again,
our relationship with Equa-senpai.
**[00:33] Extremist A**
We should tackle her and hold her down!
***SIGN*** Marte Patriot Party (extremist)
MP Marte
**[00:38] Crowd (for)**
Yeah!
**[00:41] Crowd (against)**
Boo!
**[00:44] Extremist A**
As you see here, GDP is up
eight percent over last year.
***SIGN*** Great
***SIGN*** Devotion
***SIGN*** Power
**[00:50] Extremist A**
Our national economy can no longer
function without Equa-senpai.
**[00:54] Extremist A**
Pushing her down is a historical necessity!
**[00:57] Extremists**
Yay!
**[00:58] Opposition**
Boo! Boo!
**[01:02] Moderate A**
That would be an invasion, plain and simple!
***SIGN*** Marte Citizens' Party (moderate)
MP Marte
**[01:07] Moderate A**
It would be unilateral aggression!
We lack Equa-senpai's consent!
**[01:12] Extremist B**
Back off, hypocrite!
**[01:16] Moderate B**
But our nation lacks the military
strength to push her down!
**[01:20] Extremist C**
We won't know unless we try!
**[01:22] Extremist C**
Let's tackle her ASAP!
**[01:24] Moderate C**
You're obsessed with pushing her down.
**[01:26] Moderate C**
That's a strong start, but what
are you going to do next?
**[01:31] Extremist A**
We'll, um, well...
**[01:33] Extremist B**
We'll be kind of lovey-dovey.
**[01:35] Extremist C**
Or maybe, you know, make out.
**[01:37] Moderate A**
How scandalous! You should
be ashamed of yourselves.
**[01:43] Anti-Undies A**
Excuse me.
**[01:46] Anti-Undies A**
Excuse me!
**[01:48] Chairwoman**
MP Marte, you have the floor.
**[01:52] Anti-Undies A**
Go commando.
**[01:54] Chairwoman**
Huh?
**[01:57] Anti-Undies A**
How about going commando?
***SIGN*** Anti-Undies Party (fringe)
MP Marte
**[02:04] Chairwoman**
I'm sorry, I don't quite follow.
**[02:08] Anti-Undies A**
We'll seduce Equa-senpai.
**[02:10] Equa**
Huh?
**[02:11] Anti-Undies A**
If we come on strong,
she'll be head over heels.
**[02:11] Equa**
What? Hang on.
**[02:15] Equa**
Oh, Martes-san...
**[02:17] Anti-Undies A**
Then she'll be as good as ours!
**[02:20] Equa**
Martes-san! Martes-san!
**[02:20] Extremist B**
That's nonsense!
**[02:22] Moderate B**
This is why I hate fringe parties.
**[02:24] Equa**
Martes-san! Martes-san?
**[02:25] Extremist C**
That kind of love is science fiction!
**[02:28] Moderate C**
Propose something more achievable!
**[02:30] Equa**
Martes-san!
**[02:41] Client**
Eek!
**[02:42] Equa**
Have you been listening, Martes-san?
**[02:44] Martes**
Sorry. I was kind of lost in thought.
**[02:47] Feles**
At a time like this?!
**[02:49] Alga**
I bet you were thinking
about something naughty.
**[02:53] Martes**
Fat chance!
**[02:54] Ulula**
Woof?
**[02:56] Equa**
Stop that, all of you.
**[02:58] Martes**
Equa-senpai...
**[02:59] Equa**
There's nothing naughty about Martes-san.
**[03:03] Equa**
Right?
**[03:04] Martes**
Oh, well, I might be
reasonably naughty, actu—Hm?
***SIGN*** Estab Life: Great Escape
**[04:46] Chairwoman A**
Ahem.
***SIGN*** Martes's Mental Parliament
Special Session No. 163
**[04:47] Chairwoman A**
This emergency meeting of
parliament is now in session.
**[04:51] Chairwoman A**
Our order of business is, um...
**[04:54] Chairwoman A**
our future course of action.
***SIGN*** You Can't Run from Democracy
**[04:59] Moderate A**
What are you talking about?!
**[05:01] Moderate A**
An enemy attack has split
our nation clean in two!
**[05:04] Moderate A**
And we alone have been left
behind in the Ueno Cluster.
**[05:09] Chairwoman A**
Parts of us have been scattered before,
**[05:13] Chairwoman A**
but being split in half like
this is a new predicament.
**[05:18] Moderate A**
Yes! Split in half! And to make
matters worse, those extremists
**[05:22] Moderate A**
are with Equa-senpai!
**[05:25] Moderate A**
They escaped together! How will
we overcome this dilemma?!
**[05:30] Moderate B**
The extremists will tackle
Equa-senpai for sure!
**[05:34] Moderate C**
We're done for!
**[05:37] Anti-Undies A**
Then let's go commando.
**[05:39] Chairwoman A**
Order! Order! The enemy is here!
**[05:44] All**
Huh?!
**[05:59] Mini-Martes A**
What am I gonna do now?
**[06:05] Pu-Pu**
Pu?
**[06:14] Man**
Thank you. Thank you. You saved me.
**[06:18] Equa**
I'm so glad. Please enjoy your new life.
**[06:22] Man**
Thank you so much.
**[06:27] Man**
Bye now! Thank you!
**[06:30] Alga**
Hey! We don't have much time
to catch the Ooedo Line!
**[06:34] Equa**
Oh! You're right.
**[06:35] Feles**
Hurry!
**[06:38] Equa**
Hm?
**[06:45] Equa**
Martes-san, are you feeling all right?
**[06:49] Mini-Martes B**
Oh... Yes.
**[06:51] Equa**
Excuse me.
**[07:11] Feles**
Is she okay?
**[07:13] Equa**
Yes.
**[07:14] Equa**
Martes-san, we made it to the station.
**[07:26] Ticket Gate**
*Present your pass immediately.*
**[07:35] Equa**
Hurry, Ulula-san! Show your pass!
**[07:37] Ticket Gate**
*Warning! Present your pass immediately!*
**[07:42] Ticket Gate**
*Five, four, three, two, one...*
**[07:47] Ulula**
Bow-wow!
**[07:56] Mecha Attendant**
*We always appreciate your patronage.*
**[08:00] Alga**
We almost got to watch your execution,
Dog Breath. What a shame.
**[08:03] Ulula**
Woof woof!
**[08:04] Feles**
Still, it would be so much easier if
we could take clients on the subway.
**[08:09] Alga**
No can do. They'd need passes.
**[08:11] Feles**
Where do these passes come from, anyway?
**[08:14] Alga**
A green ticket counter or some
convenience store, or so I hear.
**[08:17] Feles**
What's that mean? Are you making fun of me?
***SIGN*** Martes's Mental Parliament
Emergency Special Session No. 163
**[08:23] Chairwoman B**
This emergency meeting of
parliament is now in session.
**[08:27] Chairwoman B**
Our order of business is, um... It's...
**[08:33] Extremist A**
Our time has come at last!
**[08:36] Extremist A**
Behold! Those weak-willed pigs are gone!
**[08:39] Extremist A**
We were resigned to be a
minority by a mere few votes,
**[08:42] Extremist A**
but now we're finally in control!
**[08:45] Extremist A**
This means that we can push Equa-senpai
down right out in the open!
**[08:49] Crowd**
Yay!
**[08:52] Chairwoman B**
You've raised that proposal before.
**[08:54] Chairwoman B**
What will you do *after*
you push her down?
**[08:57] Extremist A**
Huh? W-Well... Um...
**[09:00] Extremist A**
We'll get kind of squishy-squishy, I guess.
**[09:02] Chairwoman B**
Please be specific. What will
you "get squishy-squishy" with?
**[09:07] Extremist A**
Huh? Um... H-Her cheek, maybe?
**[09:11] Chairwoman B**
Her *cheek*?! That's it?!
**[09:14] Extremist B**
Objection!
**[09:15] Extremist B**
That question isn't on
this session's agenda!
**[09:18] Extremist C**
Exactly! We should focus on what
to do with our divided body!
**[09:24] Extremist A**
Yes, they're right!
**[09:26] Extremist A**
It's vital that we take this chance to get
up close and personal with Equa-senpai!
**[09:31] Extremist A**
It doesn't matter what we
get squishy-squishy with!
**[09:33] Extremist A**
It can be her cheek, or even her boobs!
***SIGN*** CHEEK
***SIGN*** BOOBS
**[09:35] Chairwoman B**
Her boobs?
**[09:37] Extremist A**
Citizens, lend me your ears!
**[09:39] Extremist A**
Rise up! The time to conquer
Equa-senpai is here at last!
**[09:46] Extremist A**
Do not hesitate! Tackle
her with all our might!
**[09:51] Extremist A**
Do it now!
**[09:53] Extremist A**
This very moment!
**[09:57] Equa**
Martes-san?
**[09:59] Mini-Martes B**
I can't push her.
**[10:02] Equa**
Um...
**[10:04] Mini-Martes B**
I can't knock her down.
**[10:07] Equa**
There, there.
**[10:09] Feles**
What's up?
**[10:10] Equa**
Nothing really. I just felt like it.
**[10:13] Extremist A**
We can't push her down!
**[10:18] Extremist A**
This was our time! Our chance! So why?!
**[10:22] Extremist A**
Is this a moderate conspiracy?!
**[10:24] Chairwoman B**
We just don't have enough body mass.
**[10:26] Extremist B**
She's treating us like a little kid.
**[10:27] Chairwoman B**
She's always done that.
**[10:29] Extremist C**
We just need more motivation!
**[10:31] Extremist C**
Go straight for her boobs!
**[10:33] Chairwoman B**
I'm going to strike that
remark from the record.
**[10:35] Extremist A**
Either way, we're lucky
we got on the Ooedo Line.
**[10:38] Extremist A**
Now we can go back home
without the other half.
**[10:41] Extremist B**
Exactly. The moderates are
stranded in the forests of Ueno!
**[10:45] Extremist B**
Serves them right!
**[10:46] Extremist C**
I hope they perish puking blood after
getting punched by a panda!
**[10:56] Pu-Pu**
*You have nowhere to go, pu?*
**[10:59] (Flashback) Pu-Pu**
In that case, missy, come with me, pu.
**[11:05] (Flashback) Pu-Pu**
Pu!
**[11:15] Pu-Pu**
This is the Animal Forest of Ueno.
**[11:18] Pu-Pu**
It's the last refuge for people
with nowhere left to run, pu.
**[11:25] Mini-Martes A**
Don't you have homes?
**[11:27] Pu-Pu**
We all sleep over there, pu.
**[11:32] Pu-Pu**
It's a nice place, pu.
**[11:35] Mini-Martes A**
You sleep...over there?
***SIGN*** St. Yushima
Academy
**[11:51] Head Teacher**
Excuse me, Equa-san?
**[11:55] Equa**
Yes?
**[11:56] Head Teacher**
Who is this child?
**[11:58] Equa**
She's Martes-san, a first-year.
**[12:00] Head Teacher**
But this is a second-year class.
**[12:03] Equa**
I think she really wants
to sit in on your class.
**[12:07] Equa**
Right?
**[12:09] Chairwoman B**
Do we agree?
**[12:11] Extremist A**
No! That teacher is in our way!
**[12:13] Extremist A**
Let's scare her off!
**[12:18] Head Teacher**
She's totally snarling at me.
**[12:29] Feles**
She's all over you.
**[12:32] Equa**
She's been like this no
matter where I bring her.
**[12:35] Equa**
I'm not sure whether I'm
more happy or embarrassed.
**[12:39] Feles**
If she's bothering you,
just kick her to the curb.
**[12:41] Equa**
Don't be silly.
**[12:42] Equa**
She's just so cute, I don't
know what to do with her.
**[12:44] Extremist A**
Did you hear that, ladies?!
She called us "cute"!
**[12:49] Extremist B**
Yes! I can die happy!
**[12:51] Extremist C**
I've got no regrets!
**[12:53] Anti-Undies**
Go commando! Go commando!
**[12:54] Chairwoman B**
Order! Order!
**[12:56] Chairwoman B**
That gunslinger suspects us.
**[12:59] Feles**
I think she's been acting strange
since she got bisected in Ueno.
**[13:04] Equa**
That's true. She doesn't
seem like her usual self.
**[13:09] Feles**
I don't know much about demihumans,
**[13:11] Feles**
but maybe the other half
of her is still in Ueno.
**[13:16] Extremist A**
Mind your own business!
**[13:17] Extremist B**
Let's shut her up.
**[13:19] Extremist C**
Killing her works, too!
**[13:21] Equa**
Martes-san?
**[13:24] Feles**
What was that for?
**[13:26] Equa**
Is she there?
**[13:27] Feles**
Huh?
**[13:28] Equa**
Your other half is still there, isn't she?
**[13:32] Feles**
I thought so. But why hide it?
**[13:35] Equa**
Feles-san!
**[13:36] Feles**
Don't tell me you're going to Ueno!
**[13:38] Equa**
Of course I am! We have to go back for her!
**[13:49] Moderate B**
Her chest...
**[13:51] Moderate C**
Her ankles...
**[13:52] Extremist A**
Her smooth skin...
**[13:54] Moderate B**
When she eats donuts...
**[13:56] Moderate C**
The way she coughs...
**[13:57] Extremist A**
Her brain waves—especially her beta waves...
**[14:00] Extremist A**
Um... How many does that make?
**[14:03] Chairwoman A**
385 in the past 20 hours.
**[14:07] Chairwoman A**
Listing our favorite things about
Equa-senpai to kill time is getting us nowhere.
**[14:12] Chairwoman A**
Isn't this enough?
**[14:15] Crowd**
Wait. Hang on a sec.
**[14:16] Crowd**
Easy for you to say.
**[14:17] Crowd**
You know?
**[14:17] Crowd**
Yeah.
**[14:18] Crowd**
Then, that means...
**[14:21] Crowd**
That means...
**[14:22] Crowd**
Hm...
**[14:22] Moderate A**
You want us to put up with this situation?
**[14:22] Crowd**
Wait. But then...
**[14:25] Chairwoman A**
It is relatively comfortable.
**[14:31] Pu-Pu**
Martes-chan, you seem down, pu.
**[14:34] Pu-Pu**
What's on your mind, pu?
**[14:36] Mini-Martes A**
Oh, well...
**[14:38] Chairwoman A**
What more could you possibly ask for?
**[14:41] Moderate A**
We've got no return pass.
**[14:44] Moderate B**
We've got no money or ID.
**[14:47] Moderate C**
And worst of all...
**[14:58] All**
Equa-senpai isn't here!
***SIGN*** Ueno Station
**[15:14] Equa**
All right, let's hurry up and find
the other half of Martes-san.
**[15:17] Feles**
But how?
**[15:19] Ulula**
Bow-wow.
**[15:23] Equa**
We're counting on you, Ulula-san.
**[15:27] Extremist B**
She's using Dog Breath to hunt us down?
**[15:30] Extremist C**
Not good. She'll find the body
with the moderates in it.
**[15:33] Extremist A**
Calm down, ladies!
**[15:35] Extremist A**
This will actually work in our favor.
**[15:38] Chairwoman B**
How so?
**[15:39] Extremist A**
That should be obvious.
**[15:41] Extremist A**
We'll slaughter those filthy
moderates on sight!
**[15:44] Anti-Undies**
Go commando! Go commando! Go commando!
**[15:59] Alga**
That guy's got bigger balls than I do.
**[16:02] Feles**
Huh?
**[16:16] Ulula**
Arf? Arf!
**[16:17] Equa**
Martes-san!
***SIGN*** Absent
**[16:43] Moderate A**
So, the extremists had the same idea we did.
**[16:46] Moderate B**
But at the same time, with the same weapon?
**[16:48] Extremist C**
They fight as dirty as I'd expect,
considering we're the same person.
**[16:51] Extremist A**
Don't stop attacking!
**[17:03] Pu-Pu**
Martes-chan?!
**[17:09] Alga**
This is ridiculous!
**[17:10] Equa**
How could Martes-san do that to herself?
**[17:13] Feles**
Do they hate each other because
they're similar—I mean, identical?
**[17:27] Equa**
Oh! Both Martes-sans!
**[17:28] Feles**
They're the same person.
**[17:57] Mini-Martes B**
I'll put an end to this here.
**[17:59] Mini-Martes B**
You're going away for good!
**[18:01] Mini-Martes A**
You took the words out of my mouth.
**[18:04] Mini-Martes A**
This is the day you die.
**[18:05] Mini-Martes B**
I love Equa-senpai more!
**[18:08] Mini-Martes A**
No, I love her *way* more!
**[18:10] Mini-Martes A & B**
Basically, I can't stand you!
**[18:17] Mini-Martes B**
You creep!
**[18:19] Mini-Martes A**
You slime!
**[18:21] Mini-Martes B**
We both are!
**[18:35] Mini-Martes A**
I'll never let you have Equa-senpai!
**[18:37] Mini-Martes B**
I'm fighting for Equa-senpai, too!
**[18:59] Equa**
That's quite enough!
**[19:02] Mini-Martes A & B**
Huh?
**[19:03] Equa**
You need to make up, Martes-san.
And you too, Martes-san.
**[19:08] Equa**
If you go on fighting like that, you'll—
**[19:11] Equa**
Huh?
**[19:13] Martes**
S-Senpai!
**[19:19] Feles**
Equa!
**[19:20] Ulula**
Eh-wah!
**[19:20] Mini-Martes A**
Equa-senpai!
**[19:22] Mini-Martes B**
Give me your hand!
**[19:22] Mini-Martes A**
Stretch your hand out farther!
**[19:24] Mini-Martes A**
I already am! You stretch yours more!
**[19:27] Mini-Martes B**
Hurry up or we won't be
able to save Equa-senpai!
**[19:30] Mini-Martes A**
What do you expect me to do?! I'm too small!
**[19:32] Mini-Martes A**
That makes it your fault!
**[19:34] Mini-Martes B**
You say sorry first!
**[19:36] Equa**
Martes-san...
**[19:37] Mini-Martes A & B**
Equa-senpai!
**[19:41] Equa**
Please try to get along.
**[19:50] Chairwoman A & B**
If both parties cooperate,
we'll have enough mass to reach her.
**[19:54] Chairwoman A & B**
Make your decision!
**[20:04] Feles**
Equa!
**[20:18] Equa**
Martes-san...
**[20:21] Equa**
Are you all right now?
**[20:24] Martes**
Yes.
**[20:25] Martes**
I'm, um... sorry.
**[20:30] Equa**
What for?
**[20:32] Martes**
I mean...
**[20:33] Martes**
I made all kinds of trouble for you.
**[20:37] Martes**
That's just how I am.
**[20:39] Martes**
When I split in two,
I turn cunning and wicked.
**[20:44] Equa**
You're not cunning or wicked.
**[20:46] Martes**
Huh?!
**[20:47] Equa**
Being torn between two ideas is normal.
**[20:51] Equa**
You're still you, even when you split apart.
**[20:56] Equa**
Besides, I have times like that myself.
**[20:58] Martes**
Huh?!
**[21:00] Equa**
In any case, I love every
side of you, Martes-san.
**[21:05] Martes**
What?
**[21:06] Equa**
I mean it! Really and truly!
**[21:14] Martes**
*Senpai! I love you even more!*
**[21:17] Martes**
*Lots and lots more!*
**[21:19] Crowd**
*Yay!*
# E5 - You Can't Run from the Goddess
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQEK4J/you-cant-run-from-the-goddess)
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**[00:05] Schoolgirl A**
See you later.
**[00:07] Schoolgirl B**
Yeah, bye!
**[00:09] Feles**
Remember, I haven't had a break in ages.
**[00:13] Equa**
I know, but—
**[00:15] Martes**
Equa-senpai!
**[00:16] Equa**
Martes-san...
**[00:18] Martes**
What are you talking about?
**[00:19] Equa**
Feles-san and I were chatting about work.
**[00:21] Martes**
Oh, Feles-senpai. I didn't see you there.
**[00:24] Feles**
I've been in full view this whole time.
**[00:26] Equa**
Perfect timing. I'd like you
to see this too, Martes-san.
**[00:30] Martes**
You got it!
**[00:32] Equa**
Good. Thank you so much.
**[00:35] Equa**
This time, we'll be going
to the Odaiba Cluster.
**[00:38] Equa**
Our client is named Vivaldi-san.
**[00:41] Martes**
Odaiba! Woo-hoo!
**[00:43] Feles**
What's in Odaiba?
**[00:45] Martes**
Don't you know? Odaiba is
all about hot springs!
**[00:50] Feles**
Hot springs?!
**[00:51] Martes**
The whole cluster is full
of all kinds of them.
**[00:55] Martes**
And that's not all!
**[01:00] Anti-Undies Marte**
Hot springs! A naked paradise!
***SIGN*** Anti-Undies Party (fringe)
MP Marte
**[01:03] Anti-Undies Marte**
A chance to see Equa-senpai go commando!
***SIGN*** Estab Life: Great Escape
***SIGN*** You Can't Run from the Goddess
**[02:43] Equa**
Is everyone ready?
**[02:45] Martes**
Yes, Senpai! A final check?
**[02:48] Martes**
I'm good to go!
**[02:50] Martes**
What about you?
**[02:51] Ulula**
Bow-wow!
**[02:52] Alga**
I have none equipped today.
**[02:54] Martes**
You never do!
**[02:56] Feles**
What are you all talking about?
**[03:00] Martes**
Hm?
**[03:02] Martes**
Equa-senpai! I don't think
she's taken hers off at all!
**[03:06] Feles**
Huh? What? What do you mean?
**[03:09] Equa**
Underwear is forbidden
in the Odaiba Cluster.
***SIGN*** The wearing of underpants is prohibited in the Odaiba Cluster.
**[03:14] Equa**
See? "The wearing of underpants is
prohibited in the Odaiba Cluster."
***SIGN*** PROHIBITED
**[03:21] Feles**
Excuse me?! Underwear is banned?!
**[03:24] Feles**
What?!
**[03:25] Martes**
I knew it. She had no clue.
**[03:27] Equa**
It's her first visit,
so you can't blame her.
**[03:29] Feles**
Huh? Hang on!
**[03:31] Feles**
Don't tell me...
**[03:34] Feles**
You all took yours off?
**[03:36] Equa**
Yes. That's the rule.
**[03:38] Feles**
No way! What's wrong with this cluster?!
**[03:40] Martes**
There's nothing we can do about it.
**[03:42] Martes**
Is there, Equa-senpai?
**[03:44] Equa**
Nope.
**[03:46] Feles**
Y-You really took yours off?
**[03:48] Equa**
Do you want me to show you?
**[03:50] Feles**
Stop!
**[03:51] Equa**
Now, please take yours off.
**[03:53] Feles**
Hey.
**[03:54] Equa**
You can keep your shorts as long
as you remove your underwear.
**[04:00] Feles**
H-Here? Right now?
**[04:03] Martes**
If you need to change,
**[04:04] Martes**
do it in there!
**[04:09] Feles**
What?!
**[04:15] Equa**
All right, everybody.
**[04:17] Equa**
We've arrived.
**[04:19] Equa**
This is the Odaiba Cluster.
**[04:21] Martes**
Hot springs!
**[04:24] Feles**
Wow.
**[04:26] Feles**
That Ferris wheel...
***SIGN*** Paradise
**[04:28] Equa**
Has baths installed.
**[04:30] Martes**
The beach has sand baths!
**[04:33] Feles**
I see Mt. Fuji in the distance.
Is that a backdrop?
**[04:36] Equa**
It's projected on the walls.
**[04:38] Feles**
And houseboats, too?
**[04:39] Martes**
Talk about ambiance!
**[04:41] Feles**
It seems like a comfy place to live.
**[04:46] Resident**
H-Huh?
**[04:49] Alga**
I might rust if we stay too long.
**[04:52] Ulula**
Arf!
**[04:53] Alga**
Who're you calling "junk"?
**[04:54] Ulula**
Arf...
**[04:56] Martes**
Senpai, let's hop into a bath first thing.
**[04:59] Equa**
Our client is waiting for us.
**[05:01] Martes**
How about afterward?
**[05:03] Equa**
Of course, if we have time.
**[05:05] Martes**
Ya-hoo!
**[05:07] Feles**
Our client is a priestess, right?
**[05:09] Feles**
Where does she live?
**[05:11] Equa**
Over there, in Odaiba Temple.
**[05:14] Feles**
*That's* a temple?
**[05:18] Alga**
What's the world coming to if
priestesses want to run away?
**[05:21] Martes**
Why would she want to escape
such a great cluster?!
**[05:25] Equa**
Everyone has their own issues.
**[05:28] Equa**
It's the goddess statue!
**[05:30] Feles**
What goddess?
**[05:31] Equa**
I hear it represents this
cluster's moderator.
**[05:35] Equa**
People gather to pray in the
square in front of the statue.
**[05:38] Martes**
Do you think that goddess
is going commando, too?
**[05:43] Equa**
I wonder.
**[05:46] Feles**
Hm? Huh? What?!
**[05:48] Resident A**
That person is an u-un...
**[05:51] Resident B**
An under-wearer?!
**[05:52] Resident C**
I thought they were a myth!
**[05:54] Residents**
An under-wearer?
**[05:55] Residents**
A deviant!
**[05:57] Residents**
For real?
**[05:58] Residents**
I've never seen one before.
**[05:59] Residents**
Watch out!
**[06:00] Residents**
The legendary...?
**[06:02] Residents**
Don't look!
**[06:02] Feles**
What?
**[06:03] Residents**
It's possible!
**[06:04] Martes**
Don't tell me you're still wearing yours.
**[06:07] Equa**
Feles-san...
**[06:08] Feles**
Huh? Well...
**[06:10] Equa**
The people of Odaiba can tell
if you're wearing underpants.
**[06:13] Feles**
What kind of power is that?!
**[06:15] Martes**
We told you to take them off earlier!
**[06:18] Feles**
B-But...
**[06:21] Feles**
I didn't want to.
**[06:23] Resident A**
Remove those this instant!
**[06:25] Resident B**
It's not too late to rethink your choices!
**[06:27] Resident C**
Regain your humanity, under-wearer!
**[06:30] Residents**
Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!
**[06:34] Equa**
Let's get out of here for now!
**[06:35] Feles**
Oh, um... I don't think
I'm in the wrong here!
**[06:38] Equa**
These are the rules in this cluster.
**[06:42] Equa**
Feles-san! Please remove
your underwear immediately.
**[06:45] Feles**
No way!
**[06:45] Equa**
They'll keep chasing us unless you do.
**[06:51] Equa**
Feles-san!
**[06:56] Feles**
Hang on!
**[06:59] Equa**
Are you all right, Feles-san?!
**[07:01] Feles**
How could I be?!
**[07:03] Feles**
Hey! No pulling!
**[07:05] Feles**
Wait! Put me down! Go away!
**[07:09] Feles**
Stop! Stop!
**[07:11] Feles**
I said, stop it!
**[07:12] Equa**
You could get hurt if you struggle!
**[07:13] Feles**
No one wants this!
**[07:16] Martes**
Just go with the flow!
**[07:18] Feles**
Come on! Help me out!
**[07:20] Feles**
What's going on?
**[07:22] Feles**
Oh, for the love of...
**[07:32] Martes**
You've done it now.
**[07:34] Feles**
Are you saying I should have
just let them strip me?!
**[07:38] Martes**
That's what we've been telling
you this whole time.
**[07:42] Feles**
I can't take any more.
**[07:43] Alga**
New arrivals!
**[07:45] Equa**
In any case, let's run!
**[07:55] Martes**
In this town, wearing underwear is as bad as
dancing naked in the middle of the street.
**[08:03] Equa**
Unfortunately, it's only a matter
of time until they find us.
**[08:07] Alga**
Hardly professional conduct.
**[08:08] Ulula**
Woof.
**[08:10] Martes**
I don't want to die for
*your* underwear, Feles-senpai.
**[08:14] Feles**
Seriously?
**[08:16] Equa**
Feles-san, it's not too late.
**[08:19] Equa**
Take off your underwear,
and then let's enjoy this job.
**[08:22] Feles**
Huh?
**[08:25] Feles**
Um...
**[08:27] Feles**
Give me a second.
**[08:29] Equa**
All right.
**[08:33] Feles**
Here.
**[08:35] Equa**
Good. Your underwear is safe in my care.
**[08:40] Feles**
Don't say it out loud!
**[08:42] Equa**
I'll take good care of these panties.
**[08:47] Feles**
Why me?
**[08:56] Vivaldi**
Pure and righteous people of Odaiba!
**[08:59] Vivaldi**
Remember the words of the goddess!
**[09:02] Vivaldi**
"Wear them not."
**[09:05] Vivaldi**
The goddess went commando in fair
weather and foul to set an example!
**[09:14] Vivaldi**
Disaster shall surely befall all
those who doubt the goddess!
**[09:18] Vivaldi**
Someone once sought to peek
beneath Her robe and check.
**[09:22] Vivaldi**
A swarm of a thousand panties afflicted
them with the itching plague!
**[09:30] Vivaldi**
Even more terrible punishments await
those who dare to wear underpants!
**[09:35] Resident A**
Lady Vivaldi!
**[09:37] Vivaldi**
What's wrong?!
**[09:38] Resident A**
A suspicious woman just appeared,
and she was wearing p-p-panties.
**[09:46] Resident**
This presages disaster.
**[09:50] Vivaldi**
There is nothing to fear!
**[09:53] Vivaldi**
The goddess sees all.
**[09:55] Vivaldi**
Her divine wrath shall always
overtake the wicked.
**[10:01] Vivaldi**
Let us pray. De nude!
**[10:04] Residents**
De nude! De nude! De nude! De nude! De nude!
**[10:12] Residents**
De nude! De nude! De nude! De nude! De nude!
**[10:26] Vivaldi**
My very own...
**[10:29] Vivaldi**
undies.
**[10:37] Equa**
Excuse us.
**[10:38] Vivaldi**
N-No! It's n-not what it looks like!
**[10:41] Equa**
Please don't worry. We're extractors.
**[10:44] Equa**
We're here to help you.
**[10:47] Vivaldi**
Oh!
**[10:48] Vivaldi**
How long I've waited for you!
**[10:51] Martes**
Are those panties you're holding?
**[10:55] Vivaldi**
You see...
**[10:58] Vivaldi**
I want to wear them!
**[10:59] Vivaldi**
I-I know it's shameful, but I do.
**[11:01] Feles**
No, that's normal!
**[11:03] Vivaldi**
No. In this cluster, it is heretical.
**[11:08] Vivaldi**
Freedom, equality, no underpants!
Such is the Goddess of Odaiba's creed.
**[11:14] Vivaldi**
The people sought freedom and airflow.
**[11:16] Vivaldi**
The underwear they discarded after
bathing affected the ecosystem, and...
**[11:20] Martes**
Uh-huh...
**[11:22] Equa**
And that's why you want to escape?
**[11:23] Vivaldi**
It is! I can bear it no longer!
**[11:26] Vivaldi**
I may wear underwear all the time
in other clusters, may I not?
**[11:30] Equa**
Of course.
**[11:32] Equa**
Vivaldi-san, fleeing your cluster means
abandoning your wealth and status.
**[11:40] Equa**
Do you consent to that?
**[11:46] Vivaldi**
I'm sure that the goddess
will never forgive me,
**[11:51] Vivaldi**
but my mind is made up.
**[11:54] Vivaldi**
I will abandon my faith
and flee with my undies.
**[11:58] Equa**
I understand.
**[11:59] Equa**
Then, please put your thumbprint here.
***SIGN*** Client: Vivaldi (seal)
**[12:02] Vivaldi**
I'm in your hands.
***SIGN*** Client:
***SIGN*** Client: Vivaldi
***SIGN*** Client: Vivaldi (seal)
**[12:10] Newscaster**
The suspicious individual wearing
prohibited garments is still at large.
**[12:14] Newscaster**
*A search is ongoing.*
***SIGN*** Description
***SIGN*** Late teens (estimated)
Approximately 170cm
Slender
Large hair ties
Armed with handguns
***SIGN*** Suspicious individual wearing prohibited garments at large If sighted, report immediately
**[12:16] Newscaster**
* The individual is armed with*
* handguns and extremely dangerous.*
**[12:21] Newscaster**
* Please bring any potential leads*
* to the nearest inspector.*
**[12:28] Martes**
What's wrong?
**[12:29] Feles**
The wind! People will see.
**[12:33] Martes**
Nothing I can do about that.
**[12:35] Feles**
Have a heart!
**[12:40] Equa**
Let's go over the escape route.
**[12:42] Equa**
We'll reach the water bus
via that boiler plant.
**[12:46] Equa**
Alga-san, if you would?
**[12:48] Alga**
Sure.
**[12:50] Alga**
This should about cover it, little lady!
**[12:53] Equa**
Vivaldi-san, we'll be passing through this
uncertain area to reach our destination.
**[13:00] Alga**
What a pain.
**[13:05] Vivaldi**
Um... If you need a guide, I can help.
**[13:09] Equa**
Thank you! Please do!
**[13:11] Martes**
Basically, we're going through a
building and escaping out to sea!
**[13:15] Equa**
Yes, that's right! We'll take a
boat from the water bus stand.
**[13:19] Martes**
Got it!
**[13:23] Equa**
Let's start by crossing to that building.
**[13:37] Alga**
What are you waiting for?
**[13:38] Feles**
It feels kind of breezy.
**[13:41] Alga**
Get a move on.
**[13:43] Feles**
That's easy for you to say.
**[13:44] Alga**
Just hurry up.
**[13:46] Feles**
F-Fine! This won't be so hard!
**[13:51] Feles**
No way! No, no, no!
**[13:54] Alga**
Pipe down!
**[14:00] Equa**
Feles-san?
**[14:01] Feles**
Don't look up! Look down! Down!
**[14:07] Feles**
Hey, why am I in the lead?
**[14:11] Equa**
Well, the enemy could be
waiting to ambush us.
**[14:17] Equa**
What's wrong?
**[14:19] Feles**
Please don't look forward. You'll see.
**[14:26] Feles**
Huh?
**[14:28] Feles**
Wh-What's this?
**[14:30] Feles**
What's a floor like this doing here?
**[14:37] Feles**
Isn't there another way?!
**[14:39] Martes**
Hurry up!
**[14:41] Feles**
But someone will see!
**[14:51] Martes**
Bam!
**[14:52] Feles**
We finally made it out.
**[15:00] Martes**
Oh, man. And after all that work
we did to not get spotted, too.
**[15:04] Feles**
What else could I have done?!
**[15:07] Martes**
Here come more!
**[15:08] Ulula**
Woof!
**[15:09] Alga**
This looks bad!
**[15:11] Equa**
There's nothing we can do! Let's hurry!
**[15:13] Equa**
Get the boat ready.
**[15:15] Feles**
Hurry!
**[15:20] Equa**
Get in, everybody.
**[15:22] Ulula**
Arf.
**[15:22] Vivaldi**
Right!
**[15:27] Alga**
I've got control of this boat!
**[15:32] Equa**
It's about to get bumpy!
**[15:41] Martes**
We're done for if this keeps up.
**[15:43] Equa**
Feles-san, shoot them down!
**[15:45] Feles**
I'm trying, but I'm at my limit!
**[15:48] Martes**
Use that move with the weird name
you pulled off in Shinjuku!
**[15:52] Feles**
In *this* situation?!
**[15:54] Feles**
I can't! Everyone will see!
**[15:55] Martes**
Who cares if someone sees your butt?
**[15:58] Feles**
There's just no way!
**[16:00] Vivaldi**
Oh! All this for my wish to wear underpants!
**[16:15] Martes**
Missiles incoming!
**[16:26] Ulula**
Woof!
**[16:30] Ulula**
Bow-wow-wow!
**[16:33] Martes**
Nice going!
**[16:36] Ulula**
Awoo!
**[16:38] Equa**
Ulula-san!
**[16:39] Martes**
Dog Breath!
**[16:44] Martes**
Equa-senpai, there are a lot more on the way!
**[16:46] Feles**
Just keep firing!
**[16:49] Vivaldi**
Will we be all right?
**[16:50] Alga**
What's our next move?!
**[16:52] Equa**
I think this will work.
**[16:53] Vivaldi**
Huh?!
**[16:54] Alga**
Do it, little lady!
**[16:56] Equa**
Right!
**[16:57] Equa**
This will get us through!
**[17:01] Feles**
We're heading for land?!
**[17:03] Martes**
Equa-senpai!
**[17:23] Martes**
There's still one left!
**[17:36] Vivaldi**
Goddess?!
**[17:51] Equa**
Are you all safe?
**[17:52] Martes**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[17:54] Martes**
I survived, but I don't know how.
**[17:56] Feles**
I'm fine. More importantly,
we need to get out of here!
**[18:00] Vivaldi**
Huh?
**[18:01] Vivaldi**
The goddess is...
**[18:04] Martes**
Huh?
**[18:07] Feles**
Why?
**[18:08] Vivaldi**
Sh-She's...
**[18:10] Vivaldi**
She's wearing
**[18:12] Vivaldi**
panties?!
**[18:14] Feles**
What?!
**[18:27] Residents**
Underwear.
**[18:28] Residents**
The itching plague is coming.
**[18:30] Residents**
We'll suffer her divine retribution!
**[18:32] Resident C**
Why?
**[18:33] Resident D**
Actually...
**[18:35] Resident E**
Why have we never noticed before?!
**[18:37] Residents**
Th-Then...
**[18:38] Residents**
How dreadful.
**[18:39] Residents**
What was that proscription
against underwear?!
**[18:40] Residents**
I can see writing.
**[18:41] Residents**
What's that?
**[18:44] Resident A**
Lady Vivaldi!
**[18:45] Resident D**
Lady Vivaldi!
**[18:46] Vivaldi**
Is this... the word of the goddess?
**[18:51] Vivaldi**
The seal was broken and the
goddess remembered that
**[18:56] Vivaldi**
there was a time when she
wore underpants herself.
**[19:03] Vivaldi**
My people, wear underpants.
**[19:08] Vivaldi**
But only for one hour each day!
**[19:12] Residents**
Undies for an hour a day!
**[19:14] Residents**
Undies for an hour a day!
**[19:17] Residents**
Undies for an hour a day!
**[19:19] Residents**
Undies for an hour a day!
**[19:21] Residents**
Undies for an hour a day!
**[19:24] Residents**
Undies for an hour a day!
**[19:26] Residents**
Undies for an hour a day!
**[19:28] Residents**
Undies for an hour a day!
**[19:35] Vivaldi**
We've taken a major step.
**[19:37] Vivaldi**
The goddess has permitted underwear.
**[19:40] Vivaldi**
This is the dawn of Odaiban civilization!
**[19:45] Martes**
Um, I totally don't get it.
**[19:48] Martes**
Oh, Ulula. You're alive?
**[19:50] Ulula**
Woof.
**[19:58] Vivaldi**
Everyone! It seems I no
longer need to run away!
**[20:02] Feles**
What?
**[20:03] Martes**
Are you sure?
**[20:04] Vivaldi**
I am! I'll watch over this town,
and a future with and without undies!
**[20:09] Feles**
What?! Then what was all that for?
**[20:14] Feles**
Equa! She says she's given up on escaping.
**[20:19] Feles**
Equa?
**[22:03] Feles**
What's wrong?
**[22:05] Equa**
A moderator changing the direction of a
cluster is unprecedented, as far as I know.
**[22:11] Feles**
You mean underwear becoming okay?
**[22:14] Equa**
Yes. That shouldn't be possible.
**[22:19] Martes**
What are you two whispering about again?!
**[22:21] Equa**
Martes-san!
**[22:23] Feles**
We're really not.
**[22:25] Equa**
I was wondering if even deities can change.
**[22:27] Martes**
Senpai, stay just the way you are!
**[22:31] Martes**
Equa-senpai!
**[22:37] Equa**
Thank you so much, Martes-san!
**[22:40] Feles**
Do you ever stop?
**[22:42] Martes**
Feles-senpai...
**[22:43] Feles**
What?
**[22:43] Martes**
Are you going commando on the way home?
**[22:45] Feles**
Oh! Equa, give me back my panties!
**[22:48] Equa**
Of course. I've been taking excellent care of them.
# E6 - You Can't Run from the Leader
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4WQZD/you-cant-run-from-the-leader)
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**[00:06] Equa**
Ah-choo!
**[00:08] Martes**
Are you okay, Equa-senpai?
**[00:11] Alga**
You'd better take care of yourself.
**[00:13] Equa**
Thank you.
**[00:15] Equa**
And thank you too, Martes-san.
**[00:17] Equa**
I'm fine.
**[00:19] Equa**
Let's see...
**[00:20] Equa**
Our next client is Hachiro-san,
a resident of Akihabara.
**[00:26] Equa**
He wants to go somewhere far away,
although I don't quite understand why.
**[00:30] Martes**
Maybe he wants to "find himself"?
**[00:33] Alga**
Well, everyone goes through that phase.
**[00:36] Ulula**
Arf?
**[00:38] Equa**
The extraction is tomorrow.
Let's all do our best.
**[00:41] Feles**
Huh?! Tomorrow?!
**[00:43] Equa**
I'm sorry.
**[00:44] Equa**
He wants to escape as soon as possible,
and I'd like to oblige him.
**[00:47] Feles**
We have a physics test this week, remember?
**[00:50] Feles**
I haven't memorized any of the formulas yet.
**[00:52] Martes**
Come on, tests are easy as
long as you listen in class.
**[00:58] Alga**
I guess tests *are* the one thing you do well on.
**[01:00] Martes**
Well, if Feles-senpai cares more about
studying, I say we do this job without her.
**[01:09] Equa**
I'm sorry, but would you mind, Feles-san?
**[01:14] Feles**
Fine. I'll do it.
**[01:16] Equa**
Thank you so much.
***SIGN*** Estab Life: Great Escape
***SIGN*** Ooedo Line
***SIGN*** You Can't Run from the Leader
**[02:57] Feles**
The others are running late.
**[02:59] Martes**
Yeah. Totally.
**[03:01] Martes**
I wish Equa-senpai would get here soon.
**[03:06] Feles**
You're not listening at all, are you?
**[03:08] Feles**
Honestly, without Equa around—
**[03:10] Ulula**
Woof!
**[03:12] Alga**
Sorry. I overslept.
**[03:14] Feles**
*You* overslept?
**[03:16] Martes**
Where's Equa-senpai?
**[03:17] Alga**
The little lady's home sick.
**[03:18] Martes**
What?!
**[03:19] Feles**
She's sick?!
**[03:21] Equa**
I'm sorry, everyone.
**[03:25] Martes**
Are you all right, Senpai?!
**[03:28] Alga**
She has a headache, a fever,
and joint pain—classic cold symptoms.
**[03:32] Alga**
I told her to take it easy today.
**[03:34] Martes**
Wait for me, Senpai!
**[03:36] Martes**
I'll be right there to
nurse you back to health!
**[03:38] Equa**
No, please make the job your top priority.
**[03:42] Equa**
*Can I count on you, Martes-san?*
**[03:46] Martes**
If you say so, Senpai.
**[03:50] Equa**
*Thank you.*
**[03:52] Equa**
* And so, I'm terribly sorry, but today's*
* job is in all of your hands.*
**[03:59] Martes**
I understand.
**[04:02] Martes**
In that case... I'll be a
great leader in your place!
**[04:07] Feles**
No way in hell!
**[04:07] Alga**
Absolutely not!
**[04:07] Ulula**
Arf!
**[04:09] Alga**
If you need a leader, look no further.
**[04:12] Alga**
I'll make decisions lightning quick
and kill anyone who gets in our way.
**[04:15] Feles**
Rejected!
**[04:17] Alga**
F-Fine.
**[04:18] Feles**
And we can't even understand Ulula.
**[04:22] Ulula**
Arf...
**[04:23] Feles**
Well, I guess we'll have to
manage without a leader.
**[04:27] Alga**
Leave situation reports to me.
**[04:30] Martes**
I'll give it my all, too!
**[04:32] Ulula**
Bow-wow!
**[04:34] Equa**
*Thank you so much.*
**[04:36] Equa**
*Call me right away if anything happens.*
**[04:39] Equa**
* I'm sorry I can't join you*
* after I made you all rush.*
**[04:46] Feles**
It's fine. Just get some rest.
**[04:48] Feles**
Don't worry about us.
**[05:06] Feles**
L-Let's see. Exit A5... Exit A5...
**[05:11] Feles**
That one is B2, so... Oh, I've had it!
**[05:15] Alga**
Oh, you're hopeless.
**[05:17] Alga**
It's this way. Follow me.
**[05:19] Ulula**
W-Woof! Woof, woof!
**[05:23] Feles**
What's wrong?
**[05:24] Martes**
Maybe he has to pee?
**[05:26] Feles**
Ugh! Just do it somewhere out of the way!
**[05:29] Feles**
We don't have much time
before the appointment!
**[05:31] Feles**
Come on. I think it's this way.
**[05:32] Alga**
I already told you, it's *this* way!
**[05:35] Martes**
You're both wrong! It's over that way!
**[05:38] Ulula**
W-Woof...
**[05:44] Alga**
* Between Feles and Slime Girl,*
* plus Ulula needing to piss,*
**[05:48] Alga**
* we'll be late for our*
* meeting with the client.*
**[05:51] Equa**
What? That doesn't sound good.
**[05:54] Alga**
*Got any messages for me to pass on?*
***SIGN*** Alga
**[06:00] Equa**
Tell them, "Don't worry about a few mistakes.
**[06:02] Equa**
Please get along and work together."
**[06:05] Alga**
*Okay, roger that. Over and out.*
***SIGN*** Alga
***SIGN*** Call ended
***SIGN*** Meat Forever
**[06:18] Feles**
It's still as crowded as ever.
**[06:21] Feles**
I wonder where our client is.
**[06:24] Martes**
I always thought this town was weird!
**[06:27] Martes**
It makes me want to have some fun.
**[06:30] Alga**
I've got a message from the little lady.
**[06:32] Alga**
She says, "Shape up! I'll kill you if
you screw around, so get working!"
**[06:38] Martes**
There's no way that's what she said!
**[06:40] Alga**
She also said, "We can't
keep our client waiting!"
**[06:42] Alga**
"Get moving before they lose trust in us."
**[06:45] Alga**
"I shouldn't have to tell you that!"
**[06:48] Feles**
Well... that's true.
**[06:51] Feles**
Tell Equa not to worry. We'll do this right.
**[06:54] Alga**
Sure! Leave it to me!
***SIGN*** Alga
**[06:58] Alga**
*They say, "Shut up and sleep."*
**[07:00] Equa**
O-Okay.
**[07:05] Martes**
Whoa! This is one crazy place for a meeting.
**[07:11] Alga**
Now, where's the client?
**[07:13] Ulula**
Woof.
**[07:20] Hachiro**
H-Hello.
**[07:23] Hachiro**
Um... Are you really extractors?
**[07:26] Ulula**
Bow-wow.
**[07:29] Hachiro**
Will this really work? I don't
even speak that guy's language.
**[07:33] Ulula**
Woof, woof!
**[07:34] Feles**
You be quiet! You'll only make things worse.
**[07:38] Feles**
Let's start by moving somewhere
where we won't be seen.
***SIGN*** Meat Forever
**[07:44] Feles**
Thank you.
**[07:48] Martes**
That was great.
**[07:49] Alga**
This is going on your bill.
**[07:52] Hachiro**
Are you sure you didn't
just want to eat meat?
**[07:54] Feles**
Now, let's talk business.
***SIGN*** Written Consent to Run Away
**[07:58] Feles**
First, look at this.
**[08:01] Feles**
"Running away from your cluster of residence
is forbidden by its moderator."
**[08:07] Feles**
Um... "It entails the loss of your
social status and position,"
**[08:12] Feles**
"along with all assets, including
land, buildings, and currency."
**[08:20] Feles**
*This is so long.*
**[08:22] Feles**
Would you, uh, just check the rest yourself?
**[08:27] Martes**
Talk about sloppy.
**[08:28] Ulula**
Bow-wow...
**[08:29] Hachiro**
"We make no guarantees regarding
your life after running away,"
**[08:34] Hachiro**
"which will involve ongoing mortal peril."
**[08:37] Hachiro**
Um, about this...
**[08:39] Feles**
If you consent, put your thumbprint—
**[08:42] Feles**
Oh, but first, let's change venues.
**[08:45] Hachiro**
Huh?!
**[08:52] Martes**
Woo-hoo!
**[08:54] Alga**
You go, doggy!
**[08:55] Hachiro**
Excuse me, but why do we keep moving around?
**[09:00] Feles**
To throw off surveillance. It's dangerous
to stay in one place too long.
**[09:06] Alga**
Come on! Put on some enka!
**[09:08] Martes**
I get to pick next.
**[09:11] Martes**
Yay!
**[09:11] Feles**
Anyway, put your thumbprint here.
**[09:14] Feles**
Just touching your thumb
to it is good enough.
***SIGN*** Client: Hachiro (seal)
**[09:20] Hachiro**
It's going to be risky, isn't it?
**[09:22] Feles**
Well, yeah. But leave it
to us—we're all pros.
**[09:27] Martes**
Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[09:27] Alga**
Yeah!
**[09:30] Hachiro**
Is this really going to work?
**[09:32] Feles**
We're pros. Relax.
**[09:35] Hachiro**
Am I going to die?
**[09:36] Feles**
We'll do our best to stop
that from happening.
**[09:39] Hachiro**
I'm not sure I need to get away that badly.
**[09:43] Feles**
Listen...
***SIGN*** Client: Hachiro (seal)
**[09:45] Feles**
Just press here for now!
**[09:48] Feles**
Start with the contract! Okay?!
**[09:56] Hachiro**
Um... But...
**[10:00] Martes**
He sure is indecisive.
**[10:02] Martes**
What a day to get saddled
with an annoying client.
**[10:06] Feles**
I really wish he wouldn't get
cold feet this late in the game.
**[10:09] Alga**
Let's just kill him and bury the corpse.
**[10:11] Alga**
We'll all just tell the little
lady it went great, and—
**[10:14] Feles**
Give it a rest!
**[10:14] Martes**
I just want to get this over
with and go nurse Senpai.
**[10:19] Feles**
Well, I'd hate to worry Equa,
so we'll just have to do it.
**[10:24] Ulula**
Bow-wow!
**[10:27] Martes**
What are you saying?
**[10:29] Ulula**
Woof! Woof! Woof! Awoo!
**[10:33] Hachiro**
Seriously?
***SIGN*** Client: Hachiro (seal)
***SIGN*** Client: Hachiro
**[10:45] Feles**
So, have you decided where you want to go?
**[10:47] Hachiro**
Hm... I'm not really sure.
**[10:51] Alga**
How about Ochanomizu?
**[10:53] Alga**
It's a nice town with lots
of students, and it's close.
**[10:57] Feles**
*Too* close. Are you that
desperate to hurry home?
**[11:00] Alga**
Maybe Fuchuu, then?
**[11:02] Alga**
You'd get to live an orderly life in a cage,
and even receive free technical instruction.
**[11:08] Martes**
Takanawa Gateway?
**[11:10] Feles**
Where's that? Ochanomizu would be better.
**[11:12] Alga**
I already said that!
**[11:14] Martes**
Sancha, then? He might as
well become a magical girl.
**[11:18] Feles**
Don't bring that up!
**[11:19] Ulula**
Woof.
**[11:20] Hachiro**
Um...
**[11:21] Feles**
You're the client! Can't you give
us some idea where you want to go?
**[11:25] Hachiro**
B-But you all have so much to say.
**[11:28] Martes**
Okay. Let's use this to decide.
***SIGN*** Sangenjaya
***SIGN*** Waseda
***SIGN*** Shibuya
***SIGN*** Shinjuku
**[11:36] Alga**
* Little lady! The client decided*
* his destination is Sangenjaya.*
***SIGN*** Alga
**[11:40] Alga**
* We'll head to Shinjuku, then launch him*
* with those fireworks at Hanazono Shrine.*
**[11:45] Hachiro**
* I-Is that safe?! Won't I die if*
* you launch me like a firework?!*
**[11:49] Feles**
*Don't worry. It's worked before.*
**[11:49] Equa**
U-Um, Alga-san, is Hachiro-san all right?
**[11:52] Martes**
*It's 55 percent safe.*
**[11:54] Equa**
He isn't nervous, is he?
**[11:54] Hachiro**
*That's barely better than 50-50!*
**[11:56] Feles**
But there's no other way.
**[11:57] Equa**
* Alga-san? Are you really*
* communicating with Hachiro-san?*
**[11:58] Hachiro**
That doesn't make it better.
**[12:00] Alga**
Don't worry. It's fine.
**[12:01] Feles**
Just do as you're told.
**[12:03] Alga**
She says, "Hurry up and
put the plan in motion."
**[12:06] Feles**
Tell her to focus on her
health and get some sleep.
**[12:10] Hachiro**
U-Um... I'll be okay inside here, right?
**[12:14] Feles**
Yup. It's the safest way. Now, let's go.
***SIGN*** Alga
**[12:18] Alga**
*She said, "Shut up and get to bed."*
**[12:21] Alga**
* We're about to execute*
* the plan. Over and out.*
**[12:23] Equa**
What?! Excuse me, Alga-san? Alga-san?
**[12:34] Feles**
We made it this far without
any inspectors spotting us.
**[12:38] Martes**
For now, anyway. They'll be
on us the moment we screw up.
**[12:43] Hachiro**
U-Um... This *is* safe, right?
**[12:47] Hachiro**
Like, actually safe? Ah!
**[12:50] Feles**
Pipe down. It'll be fine.
**[12:52] Hachiro**
B-But...
**[12:57] Alga**
All ready.
**[13:01] Martes**
Business as usual, right?
**[13:02] Martes**
The gate'll open if we cut the right one?
**[13:05] Alga**
And the wrong one will trigger lockdown.
**[13:07] Martes**
Feles-senpai, you do the honors!
**[13:09] Feles**
Huh? Me?
**[13:11] Alga**
It's a 50 percent chance, although the
little lady always gets it right.
**[13:15] Alga**
Well, I'm sure it'll work out.
**[13:17] Feles**
Huh?
**[13:18] Feles**
I'll let you do it.
**[13:20] Martes**
No, I'm good. That's the leader's job.
**[13:23] Feles**
Huh? Since when am I the leader?
**[13:26] Ulula**
Woof, woof.
**[13:29] Feles**
Fine.
**[13:31] Martes**
Great! We're counting on you!
**[13:33] Feles**
Hang on!
**[13:34] Martes**
No hard feelings. Just hurry up.
**[13:48] Alga**
You're useless!
**[13:50] Alga**
How'd you screw up a 50 percent chance?
**[13:52] Martes**
Seriously. You're unbelievable.
**[13:54] Feles**
You said no hard feelings!
**[13:56] Hachiro**
Wh-What's going on out there?!
**[13:59] Hachiro**
Hey! What's that sound?!
**[14:02] Hachiro**
Is this really okay?!
**[14:05] Hachiro**
Hey! Are you listening?!
**[14:14] Alga**
Okay, next one.
**[14:17] Alga**
This time, there's only one
wrong wire out of four.
**[14:22] Martes**
So, it's 75 percent safe?
**[14:24] Martes**
I'll do it!
**[14:26] Martes**
Hm... Which one should I pick?
**[14:33] Feles**
How did you get that wrong?!
It was only one in four!
**[14:36] Martes**
That's weird. Equa-senpai makes it look easy.
**[14:40] Alga**
I've told you, that's her special abili—
**[14:50] Hachiro**
What's going on?!
**[14:52] Hachiro**
Please tell me!
**[14:53] Hachiro**
What's happening outside?!
***SIGN*** Kana
**[15:01] Feles**
What's this?
**[15:02] Alga**
Looks like we just need to turn on
the matching color combination.
**[15:06] Alga**
It's basically a game of concentration.
**[15:09] Feles**
That sounds like your specialty.
This one's all you.
**[15:12] Alga**
I can't very well refuse.
**[15:16] Alga**
Here goes.
**[15:23] Martes**
You piece of junk!
**[15:25] Alga**
I suck at concentration. It takes thinking.
**[15:28] Feles**
You're totally useless!
**[15:32] Ulula**
Woof!
**[15:39] Martes**
Good-for-nothing.
**[15:40] Alga**
What'd you say, gel girl?
**[15:42] Feles**
They just keep coming.
**[15:45] Feles**
This looks bad. Is there
anything we can use for cover?
**[15:47] Alga**
Use this.
**[15:48] Feles**
That's our client!
**[15:49] Feles**
Absolutely not.
**[15:50] Feles**
No way. Nope. Nuh-uh.
**[15:53] Hachiro**
Hey, what is it? I'm scared!
**[15:57] Hachiro**
What's going on?!
**[16:06] Hachiro**
U-Um...
**[16:08] Feles**
Well done.
**[16:09] Martes**
What a pain.
**[16:11] Hachiro**
What's that?
**[16:13] Hachiro**
Actually, what's up with
this whole situation?
**[16:16] Feles**
We're almost there. You'll be
able to make your escape soon.
**[16:20] Feles**
So hurry up and climb in.
**[16:22] Hachiro**
Wait! Give me a real explanation!
**[16:26] Hachiro**
What's been happening this whole—
**[16:27] Feles**
It's fine. Don't worry.
**[16:29] Martes**
Just a little bit further,
Hachiro-san. Let's go for it!
**[16:33] Hachiro**
What the hell?!
**[16:34] Hachiro**
You won't explain anything,
and you keep putting me in danger!
**[16:38] Feles**
You can do it! We know you can!
**[16:40] Hachiro**
I don't want to! I've had enough!
**[16:44] Feles**
Freedom is just around
the corner. Don't give up!
**[16:46] Hachiro**
Who cares where it is?!
**[16:48] Hachiro**
And of course I'm giving up—I'm sick of this!
**[16:52] Ulula**
Woof!
**[16:53] Alga**
They're here!
**[16:54] Feles**
Why?! This never normally happens!
**[16:58] Martes**
There are too many of them.
**[17:00] Alga**
This doesn't look good.
**[17:02] Equa**
Please close your eyes!
**[17:05] Feles**
Equa!
**[17:05] Equa**
Quick, close them!
**[17:24] Alga**
An EMP grenade?
**[17:26] Martes**
Are we safe now?
**[17:27] Equa**
Over here! Hurry!
**[17:43] Martes**
Senpai! Senpai!
**[17:46] Martes**
Are you feeling all right?
**[17:48] Equa**
Yes, just about.
**[17:50] Equa**
I'm so glad you're all safe.
**[17:52] Feles**
Why did you come?
**[17:54] Equa**
I'm sorry. I couldn't help worrying.
**[17:57] Martes**
Sorry, Equa-senpai! If only we'd been better.
**[18:07] Alga**
Using ammo that pricey will
put us in the red for sure.
**[18:11] Alga**
Of course, it did save our butts.
**[18:13] Ulula**
Bow-wow.
**[18:15] Feles**
Yeah, I guess.
**[18:17] Hachiro**
No...
**[18:19] Hachiro**
No more. I can't take this.
**[18:22] Hachiro**
It's all so scary.
**[18:24] Equa**
Hachiro-san, I'm Equa, an extractor.
**[18:29] Equa**
I'm so sorry for putting you through
such a frightening experience.
**[18:35] Equa**
I'm going to help you.
**[18:38] Equa**
What would you like to do?
**[18:44] Hachiro**
I...
**[18:50] Hachiro**
I want... to go home.
**[18:53] Hachiro**
My hometown bores me to tears,
**[18:57] Hachiro**
but everywhere else is
dangerous and terrifying.
**[19:00] Hachiro**
So, I give up.
**[19:03] Equa**
I understand!
**[19:05] Equa**
I'm going to help you escape this place!
**[19:08] All**
What?!
***SIGN*** Akihabara
Anime Department Store
**[19:46] Hachiro**
Thank you all so much.
**[19:49] Hachiro**
But, um, I'm sorry for making
you waste your time in the end.
**[19:54] Equa**
Don't be. We're happy as
long as you're happy.
**[19:59] Hachiro**
In that case, um...
**[20:01] Hachiro**
May I hire you again if I
ever do want to run away?
**[20:07] Equa**
You may! If that happens,
just give us a call.
**[20:13] Hachiro**
Thank you so much.
**[20:19] Feles**
Was that really the right call?
**[20:22] Equa**
He can escape as many times as he wants.
**[20:25] Equa**
What you want to do, and where and when you
want to do it, are different for everyone.
**[20:32] Equa**
Thank you all very much.
**[20:34] Equa**
You made today a success.
**[20:38] Feles**
I guess we're helpless without you.
**[20:41] Martes**
You "guess"? We totally are!
**[20:44] Martes**
Equa-senpai! I was so glad that
you came to save me today!
**[20:49] Alga**
Especially since you did nothing but fail.
**[20:52] Feles**
You couldn't even relay messages right!
**[20:55] Alga**
Really? I thought I did a good job.
**[20:57] Martes**
How?!
**[20:57] Feles**
You've got to be kidding me!
**[21:00] Equa**
Well then, let's head home ourse—whoops.
**[21:03] Martes**
Senpai?!
**[21:04] Feles**
Hang on.
**[21:04] Alga**
Are you okay?
**[21:05] Ulula**
Arf?
**[21:07] Equa**
I'm sorry.
**[21:08] Feles**
Jeez. Don't overdo it.
**[21:11] Equa**
Um, sorry about that.
**[21:13] Feles**
Come on, leader. Let's go.
**[21:15] Martes**
Stop, Equa-senpai! If you need a
shoulder to lean on, use mine!
**[21:20] Alga**
How about mine?
**[21:21] Feles**
Do you even *have* shoulders?
**[21:22] Ulula**
Bow-wow!
# E7 - You Can't Run from Connections
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU25NDZ/you-cant-run-from-connections)
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**[00:06] Alga**
How many times do I have to say
it to make you understand?!
**[00:08] Alga**
It's an absolute necessity!
**[00:12] Alga**
Can't you see that, little lady?!
**[00:14] Equa**
Well, I'm not opposed,
but we can't afford it.
**[00:19] Alga**
I know that money is important,
**[00:21] Alga**
but some expenses are just necessary!
**[00:25] Equa**
We can't spend what we don't have.
**[00:27] Alga**
Oh, is that so?! What a shame!
**[00:29] Feles**
Do you mind if I study here for... a bit?
**[00:31] Alga**
Anyway, do you realize how many
times we've had this conversation?!
**[00:35] Equa**
But you see, well...
**[00:36] Alga**
I've had it!
**[00:37] Alga**
C'mere, Dog Breath! We're picking
up where we left off!
**[00:40] Ulula**
Bow-wow.
**[00:41] Equa**
Alga-san...
**[00:43] Martes**
That piece of junk is so
unreasonable with Equa-senpai.
**[00:47] Feles**
What's up?
**[00:49] Equa**
Oh, Feles-san. I'm sorry for the noise.
**[00:53] Equa**
Alga-san wants to stock up on
more weapons and ammunition.
**[00:57] Feles**
Huh. What's he think we're short on?
**[01:00] Martes**
He wants 20 cruise missiles,
**[01:03] Martes**
and 30 concrete-piercing shells.
**[01:08] Feles**
What's he planning to fight?
***SIGN*** Estab Life: Great Escape
***SIGN*** You Can't Run from Connections
**[02:47] Equa**
Here! It's on the house.
**[02:49] Feles**
Thanks.
**[02:57] Feles**
You know...
**[03:00] Feles**
This place is always deserted.
**[03:02] Equa**
I like the quiet atmosphere.
**[03:06] Feles**
Are you sure the business isn't failing?
**[03:08] Equa**
Oh, yes. It's very much on the rocks.
**[03:11] Feles**
This place is kind of, you know, retro.
**[03:16] Feles**
Why not at least change up that apron a bit?
**[03:19] Equa**
Hm... but I'm awfully fond of this one.
**[03:23] Martes**
Senpai!
**[03:25] Martes**
You'd look even better in a cuter apron!
**[03:27] Martes**
Like one a maid would wear!
**[03:31] Mini-Marte 1**
All in favor of the maid
uniform proposal, raise your hands!
**[03:34] Mini-Marte 2**
Me! Me!
**[03:35] Mini-Marte 3**
No objections!
**[03:39] Equa**
I'd love to try one if I got the chance.
**[03:42] Martes**
Let's drum up some business!
**[03:44] Feles**
What's gotten into you?
**[03:45] Martes**
For example... Yes!
**[03:48] Martes**
A festival! Those bring people in!
**[03:50] Feles**
At a café?
**[03:51] Martes**
That was just an example.
**[03:53] Martes**
There's also, um, long lines.
**[03:57] Martes**
And people line up for...
**[03:59] Feles**
Popular desserts?
**[04:02] Martes**
Chasing trends like that
almost never pans out.
**[04:08] Martes**
The boom is over by the
time you get in on it.
**[04:11] Feles**
It's not like you have any better ideas.
**[04:14] Martes**
Anyway, this place needs a makeover
if we want to draw in customers!
***SIGN*** <>
Blended coffee (Hot or Iced)...450
Weak-drip coffee (Hot or Iced)...450
Black tea (Hot or Iced)...450
Milk...500
Café au lait...500
Cocoa...550
Vienna coffee...550
Cream soda...600
Coffee float...600
Cocoa float...650
Juice...450
Cake set...650
Cake (chocolate or cheese)
& drink (coffee or tea)
***SIGN*** <>
Pasta...650
Pilaf...650
Curry and rice...650
Toast...300
Egg on toast...350
Ham on toast...350
Egg and ham on toast...400
Pizza toast...500
Assorted sandwiches...550
Ice cream...600
<>
Toast & salad & drink
(coffee, tea, or milk)
500
7:00AM~11:00AM
**[04:20] Martes**
First, look at this menu!
**[04:22] Feles**
Coffee, tea, pasta,
sandwiches, pizza toast...
**[04:28] Feles**
Isn't this pretty standard for a café?
**[04:30] Martes**
We need something catchier
to draw customers.
**[04:34] Martes**
It's time for a shake-up! An all-new menu!
**[04:37] Equa**
I like keeping it classic, though.
**[04:40] Martes**
But your beloved café will go
under unless we do something.
**[04:46] Martes**
I couldn't bear that.
**[04:49] Equa**
Thank you, Martes-san!
**[04:51] Equa**
And you're so kind too, Feles-san.
**[04:54] Feles**
Huh? No, I really haven't—
**[04:56] Equa**
Now, let's brainstorm our new menu!
**[05:00] Martes**
Yeah!
**[05:05] Alga**
Damn it. The little lady's so stubborn.
**[05:09] Alga**
Don't you agree, Dog Breath?
**[05:12] Ulula**
Woof...
**[05:13] Alga**
I know she's got Fatal Luck going for her,
**[05:16] Alga**
but we can't lean too heavily on that.
**[05:19] Alga**
It'll be too late to fix anything if we
can't protect her when things go south.
**[05:23] Ulula**
Bow-wow...
**[05:24] Alga**
Yeah, it all comes back to money.
**[05:29] Alga**
If only we had more.
**[05:30] Ulula**
Woof?
**[05:34] Ulula**
Arf?
**[05:35] Alga**
A secret stash?
**[05:36] Alga**
There might be more! Let's get
looking, Dog Breath!
**[05:40] Ulula**
Woof!
***SIGN*** New menu ideas!
Chocolate cake
Waffles (totally delicious)
Increased sales -> Happy Equa-senpai!
Swiss roll (packed with fruit)
Tiramisu (matcha)
Cream puff (a hit with kids and adults)
Pancakes (super fluffy)
Divinely delicious!; Top pick
**[05:42] Martes**
How's this?!
**[05:43] Equa**
Wow! You're so good at this, Martes-san.
**[05:48] Martes**
I thought something like this might happen,
**[05:49] Martes**
so I've been working sleeplessly
on ideas during class!
**[05:52] Feles**
How do you do so well on tests if
you're always asleep or doodling?
**[05:57] Equa**
You used your precious
school time? Thank you so much!
**[06:01] Feles**
Pancakes, chiffon cake, tiramisu...
**[06:05] Feles**
What's this one?
**[06:08] Martes**
That's paradodiso nu.
**[06:12] Feles**
Huh? What's that?
**[06:15] Martes**
Paradodiso nu! I just told you!
**[06:19] Feles**
Ring any bells?
**[06:20] Equa**
Nope.
**[06:21] Feles**
We've never heard of it.
**[06:23] Martes**
What?! You haven't?!
**[06:26] Martes**
It's a dessert I invented!
**[06:28] Feles**
How could we know that?!
**[06:31] Feles**
Serving weird stuff like that
will hurt more than it helps.
**[06:35] Feles**
How about something more
normal, like... coffee jelly?
**[06:40] Equa**
Oh, that's a good idea, too!
**[06:43] Equa**
We're proud of our coffee!
**[06:44] Feles**
Yeah. This is a café,
so let's use this shop's coffee.
**[06:48] Martes**
Um...
**[06:50] Equa; Feles**
Hm?
**[06:51] Martes**
I'm not big on eating jelly.
It feels like cannibalism.
**[06:56] Feles**
Oh. Right...
**[06:58] Equa**
For now, let's experiment!
**[07:01] Equa**
I'm counting on you too, Feles-san!
**[07:04] Feles**
O-Okay.
**[07:06] Alga**
Good grief.
**[07:08] Alga**
Hey, Dog Breath. You find anything?
**[07:11] Ulula**
Woof...
**[07:12] Alga**
What? That's just trash.
**[07:15] Ulula**
Arf...
**[07:16] Alga**
Hm? What's this?
**[07:20] Alga**
Just plated. It won't sell for much.
**[07:23] Alga**
Damn it. There's nothing good here.
**[07:26] Ulula**
Arf! Arf!
**[07:29] Alga**
Hey, cut out that whining! It's weird.
**[07:33] Alga**
What are you looking at?
**[07:34] Ulula**
Woof!
**[07:35] Ulula**
Bow-wow!
**[07:38] Alga**
What's so great about that hairy thing?
**[07:43] Alga**
Whoa!
**[07:45] Alga**
What tempting curves!
**[07:48] Ulula**
Woof!
**[07:53] Feles**
Taste-testing is hard work.
**[07:56] Martes**
I feel like my mouth may never recover.
**[07:59] Feles**
Did she really have to
make this much at once?
**[08:02] Martes**
I couldn't even tell what I was
eating by the end of that.
**[08:07] Feles**
This defeats the purpose of taste-testing.
**[08:13] Equa**
Shall I brew fresh coffee?
**[08:15] Feles**
Yes, please.
**[08:18] Martes**
That reminds me! I've got
an idea about coffee!
**[08:23] Equa**
You do?
**[08:26] Equa**
Amazing, Martes-san! This could
become our flagship drink!
**[08:30] Feles**
Wow. I'm impressed.
**[08:32] Martes**
Equa-senpai, praise me more!
**[08:36] Equa**
Well done, Martes-san.
**[08:38] Martes**
More!
**[08:40] Equa**
You did a great job!
**[08:43] Martes**
Oh, that's yours, Feles-senpai. Drink up.
**[08:48] Feles**
That figures.
**[08:51] Equa**
Now for a taste.
**[08:53] Martes**
Oh! S-Stop!
**[08:57] Martes**
You see...
**[08:58] Martes**
I don't want to lose the
Equa-senpai I worked so hard on.
**[09:02] Martes**
Oh, but maybe it's all right
if Equa-senpai drinks it.
**[09:07] Martes**
Senpai erasing herself
would give me the chills.
**[09:13] Martes**
But also, well...
**[09:16] Feles**
What are you talking about?
**[09:17] Martes**
Equa-senpai! Let's run this
café together forever!
**[09:23] Equa**
Let's!
**[09:25] Martes**
Yes!
**[09:26] Equa**
And Feles-san makes three of us.
**[09:28] Feles**
Huh?
**[09:29] Martes**
What?!
**[09:31] Feles**
Count me out.
**[09:36] Alga**
Whoa! I got completely mesmerized!
**[09:39] Ulula**
W-Woof...
**[09:40] Alga**
That's enough recharging.
**[09:43] Alga**
Now, what can we sell?
**[09:45] Ulula**
Woof? Woof!
**[09:48] Alga**
What's up?
**[09:49] Ulula**
Bow-wow!
**[09:52] Alga**
Is this... a safe?
**[09:56] Alga**
Now *this* is a discovery!
**[10:05] Alga**
What's wrong with this safe? It won't budge..
**[10:09] Ulula**
Arf...
**[10:10] Alga**
No more Mister Nice Guy!
**[10:13] Alga**
You'll regret making me get serious!
**[10:19] Ulula**
Woof...
**[10:22] Equa**
Well then, I'll make a shopping run
**[10:24] Equa**
to replace the ingredients we used up.
**[10:27] Equa**
Fill in for me if a customer comes in.
**[10:30] Feles**
Okay, but that's a big if.
**[10:33] Martes**
Sorry, Equa-senpai. Take care.
**[10:37] Equa**
I will. Bye now.
**[10:44] Martes**
Ugh. I'm feeling kind of beat.
**[10:47] Feles**
Your attitude really changes
when Equa's not around.
**[10:52] Martes**
What's wrong with that?
**[10:54] Martes**
Oh, Feles-senpai, make me some coffee.
**[10:57] Feles**
What? Make it yourself.
**[11:00] Feles**
Jeez...
**[11:03] Feles**
Here.
**[11:06] Martes**
It must be nice.
**[11:09] Martes**
Equa-senpai really needing you, I mean.
**[11:13] Feles**
What brought this on?
**[11:15] Feles**
There's nothing special about me.
**[11:18] Martes**
I want to be Equa-senpai's number one!
**[11:24] Martes**
I want Equa-senpai to
depend on me a lot more!
**[11:27] Martes**
I want her to think,
"Thank goodness I've got Martes."
**[11:31] Feles**
Is that why you came up
with those menu ideas?
**[11:35] Martes**
Oh, well. It doesn't matter.
**[11:40] Martes**
Anyway, why'd you go back
to being an extractor?
**[11:46] Martes**
You quit once before I joined and
then came back, right? What for?
**[11:52] Feles**
You know how pushy Equa can be.
**[11:55] Martes**
But you could have turned
her down if you wanted to.
**[11:59] Feles**
Well...
**[12:04] Martes**
What was that?!
**[12:05] Feles**
Jeez! What are those two
doing in the basement?
**[12:13] Feles**
Hey, what's with all this smoke?
**[12:15] Martes**
What are you up to?
**[12:16] Alga**
Oh, Feles and Mar-ko.
**[12:18] Feles**
Don't tell me you used explosives.
**[12:21] Alga**
Yeah, an LSC. Just a little
V-type linear shaped charge.
**[12:25] Feles**
Moron! What if your bomb had started a fire?
**[12:29] Feles**
And what about you?!
**[12:30] Feles**
Why didn't you stop him?!
**[12:31] Ulula**
Woof! Bow-wow!
**[12:33] Alga**
Don't blow a gasket. We've got bigger problems.
**[12:38] Alga**
All that didn't put a dent in this thing.
**[12:40] Alga**
There might be some kind of spell on it.
**[12:45] Feles**
Is this a safe?
**[12:48] Alga**
Feles, can you tell?
**[12:54] Feles**
I sense protection.
Whatever's inside must be important.
**[12:59] Alga**
Can you break through?
**[13:01] Feles**
Only if you don't care what
happens to the stuff inside.
**[13:04] Feles**
And isn't this café property?
We can't open it without permission.
**[13:08] Alga**
Hm... What to do?
**[13:11] Feles**
Hey. Are you listening?
**[13:13] Martes**
I wonder what's in it.
**[13:15] Alga**
What are you, stupid? Look how tough it is.
**[13:18] Alga**
There's got to be an
amazing treasure inside!
**[13:21] Martes**
That doesn't answer my question.
**[13:23] Alga**
It might even hold some secret
the little lady's been hiding.
**[13:28] Martes**
B-But we can't look at her
secrets without asking.
**[13:34] Alga**
Aren't you curious?
**[13:36] Alga**
We'll just take a look. A little peek.
**[13:39] Alga**
Come on.
**[13:45] Martes**
Equa-senpai says she's done shopping.
**[13:49] Alga**
Y-You wouldn't rat me out, would you?!
**[13:52] Alga**
Hey! Mar-ko!
**[13:54] Martes**
Look.
***SIGN*** Sorry, Equa-senpai!
I actually forgot something... (-_-;)
Could you pick up another two bottles of milk
and maybe something salty?
Sorry to add to your shopping list.
**[13:55] Martes**
This will buy us some time.
**[13:58] Alga**
Nice going!
**[13:59] Martes**
Still, opening this won't be easy.
**[14:02] Feles**
I think we'll just have to unlock
it the old-fashioned way.
**[14:07] Alga**
Meaning we need to guess the code.
**[14:11] Feles**
Pretty much.
**[14:12] Alga**
I hate to admit it beat me physically,
but I guess I'll have to.
**[14:16] Alga**
Five digits. That means 100,000
possible combinations.
**[14:19] Martes**
You're gonna try them all?!
**[14:21] Alga**
It's the fastest way when
you've got no leads.
**[14:33] Feles**
Wow.
**[14:34] Alga**
This will give me arm cramps!
**[14:37] Alga**
There we go!
**[14:39] Martes**
Huh?!
**[14:40] Martes**
She finished the extra shopping, too!
**[14:43] Feles**
What?! Already?!
**[14:44] Ulula**
Bow-wow!
**[14:46] Alga**
Ask for something that'll be hard to find!
**[14:49] Martes**
Like what?! Any ideas, Feles-senpai?!
**[14:54] Feles**
U-Um... Alligator meat?
**[14:56] Martes**
That's our resident weirdo!
**[14:58] Feles**
Hey!
**[14:59] Alga**
Ask for ostrich eggs, too!
**[15:01] Martes**
Roger!
***SIGN*** I bought two milks and some shiokara!
It was hard finding a store that sold it,
but I managed.
I'll head back now.
***SIGN*** Senpai, I'm sorry!
I forgot that wasn't everything I need!
**[15:02] Martes**
"I'd also like alligator
meat and ostrich eggs."
***SIGN*** I'd also like alligator meat and ostrich eggs!
***SIGN*** Senpai, I'm sorry!
I forgot that wasn't everything I need!
***SIGN*** I'd also like alligator meat and ostrich eggs.
**[15:08] Martes**
There.
**[15:11] Martes**
No way.
**[15:12] Martes**
"They sell those right here.
I'll pick some up."
**[15:16] Alga**
Seriously?
**[15:17] Feles**
She'll get back any minute now.
**[15:20] Martes**
"I'm sorry! Pick up some kangaroo, too."
**[15:23] Alga**
Oh no! My arms won't last!
**[15:28] Martes**
No way! She already picked up kangaroo
meat because it seemed unusual?!
**[15:32] Feles**
What's with her?
**[15:33] Martes**
Um... What else?
**[15:37] Martes**
Ah! Now she's calling me!
***SIGN*** Equa-senpai
**[15:39] Alga**
Don't pick up! Don't risk
giving her answers!
**[15:41] Feles**
She'll get suspicious if we keep
asking her for weird things!
**[15:45] Martes**
What'll we do?!
**[15:46] Alga**
Give me that!
**[15:47] Feles**
Hey!
**[15:55] Feles**
Now she's calling me!
***SIGN*** Equa
**[15:58] Alga**
Keep her busy and buy us time.
**[16:01] Alga**
We're done for if she gets
back and finds us like this.
**[16:04] Feles**
Easier said than done.
**[16:06] Martes**
Feles-senpai! We're begging you!
**[16:09] Martes**
Don't let all our hard work be for nothing!
**[16:11] Feles**
For real?
**[16:17] Equa**
*Oh, Feles-san?*
**[16:18] Equa**
* I can't seem to reach*
* Martes-san on the phone.*
**[16:22] Equa**
*Is anything wrong over there?*
**[16:26] Feles**
Beep. I cannot come to the phone right now.
**[16:31] Feles**
Please call back at a later time.
**[16:40] Alga**
I guess that'll do.
**[16:42] Feles**
Hurry up. I can't take any more of this.
**[16:47] Alga**
Damn! Why won't it open?!
**[16:50] Martes**
Can't you work faster?
**[16:52] Alga**
It's not a calculation. I'm doing my best.
**[17:01] Alga**
I'm at my limit!
**[17:03] Feles; Martes**
Alga!
**[17:03] Martes**
Hey, Alga?! Are you okay?!
**[17:06] Martes**
Feles-senpai, keep going!
**[17:07] Feles**
What?!
**[17:08] Feles**
If all that wasn't enough to
open it, how am I supposed to—
**[17:15] Feles**
Huh?
**[17:16] Martes**
It opened.
**[17:24] Feles**
This looks likes the deed to the café.
**[17:27] Martes**
There's something else in back.
**[17:31] Martes**
A stuffed animal?
**[17:33] Martes**
There's something in its pouch.
**[17:36] Martes**
Is that... computer memory?
**[17:39] Feles**
It looks like it.
**[17:40] Martes**
It might have something on it,
so let's stick it in Alga.
**[17:44] Feles**
Y-Yeah. We've come too far to turn back.
**[17:51] Martes**
Nothing's happening.
**[17:54] All**
Whoa!
**[17:58] Feles**
Isn't this...
**[17:59] Martes**
Vostok?
**[18:21] Equa**
*I'll be working at this café from now on.*
**[18:23] Equa**
* It's not just old. Something about*
* it feels familiar.*
**[18:28] Equa**
*I want to get it sparkling clean!*
**[18:32] Feles**
When was this filmed?
**[18:35] Martes**
It doesn't look like that long ago.
**[18:38] Ulula**
Woof.
***SIGN*** <>
Blended coffee (Hot or Iced)...450
Weak-drip coffee (Hot or Iced)...450
Black tea (Hot or Iced)...450
Milk...500
Café au lait...500
Cocoa...550
Vienna coffee...550
Cream soda...600
Coffee float...600
Cocoa float...650
Juice...450
Cake set...650
Cake (chocolate or cheese)
& drink (coffee or tea)
***SIGN*** <>
Pasta...650
Pilaf...650
Curry and rice...650
Toast...300
Egg on toast...350
Ham on toast...350
Egg and ham on toast...400
Pizza toast...500
Assorted sandwiches...550
Ice cream...600
<>
Toast & salad & drink
(coffee, tea, or milk)
500
7:00AM~11:00AM
**[18:43] Equa**
* Coffee, tea, pasta,*
* sandwiches, pizza toast...*
**[18:49] Equa**
* I don't know much about trends,*
* but I like these sorts of things.*
**[18:55] Equa**
*A warm, laid-back experience.*
**[18:59] Equa**
* I hope my customers will relax*
* in this calm, quiet atmosphere.*
**[19:07] Equa**
* I don't know much about*
* the taste of coffee yet,*
**[19:12] Equa**
* but I want to get used to*
* things little by little.*
**[19:17] Equa**
*And...*
**[19:20] Equa**
* I want to make friends—*
* good friends—in this cluster.*
**[19:24] Equa**
* I'd like to run this café with*
* them forever, always just the same.*
**[19:35] Equa**
*The end.*
**[19:49] Alga**
What?! Huh? Hm?
**[19:53] Alga**
Hey, where's the treasure?
What about the safe?
**[19:56] Alga**
Huh? Are you crying, Mar-ko?
**[20:00] Martes**
Shut up.
**[20:01] Alga**
No, but... the treasure.
**[20:03] Feles**
Forget about it.
**[20:05] Ulula**
Woof...
**[20:07] Equa**
What? Are you all down here?
**[20:10] Feles**
Equa!
**[20:11] Martes**
Equa-senpai!
**[20:18] Equa**
Did you... watch it?
**[20:21] Feles**
Sorry. A lot happened.
**[20:23] Equa**
Don't be. It's just a little embarrassing.
**[20:27] Martes**
Equa-senpai!
**[20:30] Equa**
Martes-san?
**[20:31] Martes**
Let's run this café
together forever and ever!
**[20:35] Martes**
Feles-senpai can even join in!
**[20:37] Equa**
Yes, of course.
**[20:39] Equa**
Oh, that reminds me.
**[20:41] Equa**
I bought all sorts of ingredients,
so let's experiment with new dishes!
**[20:45] Martes**
We don't need anything new!
The old menu is A-okay!
**[20:50] Martes**
I'm sorry, Senpai!
**[20:53] Equa**
U-Um, M-Martes-san?
**[20:55] Equa**
Are you all right? What's wrong?
**[20:58] Feles**
Equa...
**[20:58] Equa**
Yes?
**[21:00] Feles**
Let's keep doing things
the way we always have.
**[21:07] Equa**
Yes. We'll all always be together.
**[21:12] Feles**
I guess so.
**[21:13] Equa**
Yes!
**[21:14] Alga**
I don't get it!
**[21:15] Equa**
Do you want to join in on the
squeezy-squeezy, Alga-san?
**[21:17] Alga**
Huh? I'm good! Mar-ko can
have that all to herself!
**[21:20] Equa**
Sure! Squeezy-squeezy!
**[21:22] Martes**
Squeezy-squeezy!
# E8 - You Can't Run from Destiny
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDPX34/you-cant-run-from-destiny)
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**[00:07] Martes**
*This* is the Shirokane Cluster?
**[00:10] Martes**
It's deserted.
**[00:12] Feles**
Hey, Equa, is this really the right place?
**[00:15] Equa**
Yes, I'm certain.
**[00:18] Equa**
The mansion should be up ahead.
**[00:21] Equa**
That must be it. Let's go.
**[00:26] Martes**
Excuse us! Anyone home?!
**[00:32] Equa**
Oh my!
**[00:35] Fernand**
Welcome!
**[00:38] Fernand**
Oh, how I've waited for you.
**[00:40] Fernand**
Please, come in.
**[00:44] Feles**
What's the situation?
**[00:46] Cendrillon**
Hey, Fernand! Where are you?!
**[00:49] Fernand**
Mistress Cendrillon.
**[00:51] Cendrillon**
Who are you?! I didn't invite you!
**[00:54] Martes**
A little kid?
**[00:55] Fernand**
Mistress!
**[00:58] Fernand**
These people are your new playmates.
**[01:02] Feles; Martes**
What?!
**[01:02] Ulula**
Arf?!
***SIGN*** Estab Life: Great Escape
**[02:36] Ulula**
Awoo!
**[02:42] Cendrillon**
Giddyap!
**[02:43] Ulula**
Arf!
***SIGN*** You Can't Run from Destiny
**[02:45] Martes**
What do you mean, "playmates"?
**[02:48] Fernand**
I'm terribly sorry. It was
a necessary deception.
**[02:52] Cendrillon**
Fernand! Fernand! I'm thirsty!
**[02:55] Fernand**
I-I'll be right with you!
**[02:56] Fernand**
Pardon the imposition, but
please give me some time.
**[03:02] Equa**
I suppose we'll wait here for now.
**[03:05] Fernand**
Mistress.
**[03:06] Cendrillon**
Good.
**[03:09] Cendrillon**
What's this?! It's not sweet at all!
**[03:12] Fernand**
Yesterday, you said that
you were an adult now
**[03:15] Fernand**
and would take your tea
without sugar from now on.
**[03:19] Cendrillon**
Shut up! Don't talk back to me!
**[03:22] Cendrillon**
Make it again!
**[03:23] Fernand**
A-At once.
**[03:24] Martes**
What's her problem?
**[03:26] Feles**
Talk about spoiled.
**[03:27] Alga**
That brat's like a napalm bomb.
**[03:31] Alga**
Hm?
**[03:31] Fernand**
Um... How much have I told you?
**[03:35] Equa**
Oh, nothing yet.
**[03:37] Cendrillon**
Fernand! Fernand!
**[03:40] Cendrillon**
My sock slipped down!
**[03:43] Cendrillon**
Fix it!
**[03:44] Cendrillon**
And make it quick!
**[03:46] Fernand**
A-At once, Mistress!
**[03:49] Fernand**
Give me another moment.
**[03:51] Fernand**
I'll fix it immediately.
**[03:53] Cendrillon**
Good.
**[03:55] Fernand**
It is done, Mistress.
**[04:00] Cendrillon**
Fernand! Wipe my mouth.
**[04:03] Fernand**
Yes, of course, Mistress!
**[04:07] Fernand**
You are now clean.
**[04:10] Cendrillon**
It's not enough.
**[04:12] Cendrillon**
I want more food! I want jelly!
Make some quick!
**[04:16] Fernand**
Yes, Mistress!
**[04:18] Fernand**
I shall prepare it at once.
**[04:21] Fernand**
Please, give me another moment
to prepare her snack.
**[04:25] Equa**
Of course.
**[04:29] Alga**
No wonder that guy wants to run away.
**[04:33] Equa**
I don't see any other servants.
**[04:37] Martes**
I bet they all escaped.
**[04:39] Martes**
Let's get this job over with and leave, too.
**[04:43] Feles**
Will that girl be all
right without her butler?
**[04:48] Alga**
Not a chance. She's obviously
got zero life skills.
**[04:52] Martes**
What good will us worrying about her do?
**[04:56] Feles**
Do you understand, Equa?
**[04:59] Equa**
I do.
**[05:00] Equa**
But we're extractors,
and that butler is our client.
**[05:05] Feles**
Even if our extracting him
makes someone else miserable?
**[05:10] Martes**
It's kind of the same difference,
don't you think?
**[05:12] Feles**
I wasn't asking for your—
**[05:14] Equa**
Even so,
**[05:16] Equa**
our job is to help people
who want to run away.
**[05:21] Equa**
Those who want to flee have a right
to be happy, and we can't stop them.
**[05:33] Fernand**
I'm so sorry to put you
through all this trouble.
**[05:37] Equa**
Don't mention it. You seem a bit tired.
**[05:41] Fernand**
Yes. You're quite correct.
**[05:44] Fernand**
Mistress Cendrillon, the owner
of this mansion, is so demanding
**[05:49] Fernand**
that all the other servants
got fed up with her and left.
**[05:53] Martes**
Oh, I knew it.
**[05:55] Fernand**
I served her because I hoped to
give her a life free of care,
**[06:02] Fernand**
but perhaps that was the wrong choice.
**[06:06] Fernand**
She used to be a little kinder.
**[06:09] Equa**
That must have been difficult.
**[06:11] Equa**
I think you've been an excellent
butler to her for all this time.
**[06:16] Fernand**
Oh, you're too kind!
**[06:19] Fernand**
I don't know when anyone last
said anything so nice to me!
**[06:25] Fernand**
I resolved that I, at least,
would stay to the end,
**[06:29] Fernand**
but I have reached my limit.
**[06:33] Equa**
Don't worry. I promise that
we'll help you escape.
**[06:44] Fernand**
And would you believe it?
**[06:46] Fernand**
A kiss from the prince turned the
salamander back into a princess.
**[06:54] Fernand**
The princess returned to her castle,
**[06:56] Fernand**
and lived happily ever after.
**[07:17] Fernand**
Thank you for everything, Mistress.
**[07:24] Fernand**
Thank you all for waiting.
**[07:28] Feles**
Let's get going.
**[07:29] Martes**
Is that all your luggage?
**[07:31] Fernand**
Yes. The majority of my possessions
are the property of this estate.
**[07:38] Equa**
All right, everyone,
**[07:40] Equa**
let's get to work.
**[07:55] Alga**
So, old-timer, what'll you do once you escape?
**[07:58] Fernand**
I hope to open a small patisserie.
**[08:02] Fernand**
Baking pastries is the one thing
Mistress Cendrillon complimented me on.
**[08:07] Martes**
I hope it pans out for you.
**[08:09] Fernand**
Yes. I hope that you'll all
come to visit one day.
**[08:13] Fernand**
I shall provide you with a
special ten percent discount.
**[08:18] Alga**
You're stingier than you look.
**[08:19] Ulula**
Bow-wow.
**[08:27] Fernand**
I am truly grateful to you all.
**[08:30] Alga**
Don't kick the bucket too soon, now.
**[08:32] Fernand**
Of course.
**[08:37] Equa**
You're worried about
Cendrillon-san, aren't you?
**[08:39] Fernand**
I am, although you may
think I've no right to be.
**[08:44] Martes**
You're finally free, so try
to look happier about it.
**[08:48] Martes**
Otherwise, what did we extract you for?
**[08:51] Fernand**
Y-Yes,
**[08:54] Fernand**
I suppose you're right.
**[08:56] Equa**
Devoting yourself to others is admirable,
but please just think of yourself now.
**[09:02] Fernand**
Equa-sama...
**[09:06] Fernand**
Farewell to you all!
**[09:11] Feles**
So, what now?
**[09:15] Equa**
Will you give me a bit more of your time?
**[09:21] Martes**
Really,
**[09:22] Martes**
what are we going back for?
**[09:24] Equa**
Something's been on my mind.
**[09:27] Feles**
You mean Cendrillon?
**[09:28] Equa**
Her too, but no.
**[09:31] Equa**
I mean that.
**[09:41] Martes**
Wh-What the hell is that?!
**[09:47] Alga**
Little lady!
**[09:47] Ulula**
Woof!
**[09:48] Feles**
What are you doing?!
**[09:52] Equa**
I'll be fine.
**[09:57] Martes**
Senpai?!
**[10:04] Feles**
What's going on?
**[10:07] Equa**
This cluster is being terminated.
**[10:10] Martes**
You mean this is cluster termination?!
**[10:13] Feles**
Isn't that just an urban legend?
**[10:15] Equa**
No, although this is my
first time seeing it.
**[10:19] Equa**
It will forcibly erase and reset
everything created within the cluster.
**[10:27] Martes**
So, you mean all this stuff will be gone?
**[10:31] Equa**
Yes. It's just what it looks like.
**[10:34] Feles**
The whole cluster?
**[10:36] Feles**
That means that rich girl's
mansion will disappear, too!
**[10:40] Martes**
That's bad! We've gotta warn her!
**[10:42] Equa**
Let's hurry.
**[10:46] Feles**
Cendrillon!
**[10:48] Martes**
Mistress!
**[10:52] Equa**
Cendrillon-san!
**[10:53] Martes**
There she is!
**[10:57] Feles**
Let's get out of here quick.
**[10:58] Alga**
Yeah.
**[10:59] Martes**
You see, this cluster is gonna go away.
**[11:01] Martes**
So...
**[11:05] Cendrillon**
Why did you come back?
**[11:07] Martes**
Huh? But the cluster is—
**[11:10] Cendrillon**
With everyone gone, I was finally
able to enjoy my tea in peace.
**[11:16] Cendrillon**
Are you planning to extract me next?
**[11:19] Equa**
You know that we're extractors, then?
**[11:23] Cendrillon**
Well, yeah.
**[11:25] Cendrillon**
You're right.
**[11:28] Cendrillon**
This cluster will be terminated soon.
**[11:30] Martes**
You know that, too?
**[11:32] Cendrillon**
Of course.
**[11:34] Cendrillon**
I *am* the moderator
of Shirokane Cluster, after all.
**[11:42] Cendrillon**
"A town where people can lead
spiritually enriching lives."
**[11:45] Cendrillon**
That was the original design
concept for this cluster.
**[11:50] Cendrillon**
I act willful, and everyone waits on me.
**[11:54] Cendrillon**
It was set up so that they could
all live carefree and happily
**[11:58] Cendrillon**
as long as that relationship persisted.
**[12:02] Cendrillon**
You could say that looking after
me was a public works project.
**[12:07] Equa**
Public works? Really?
**[12:09] Alga**
You talk a good game.
**[12:10] Cendrillon**
In order to fulfill my role as a moderator,
**[12:15] Cendrillon**
I was designed to be a spoiled rich girl.
**[12:18] Feles**
Did the people of this cluster know that?
**[12:22] Cendrillon**
No. I never made a big deal about it.
**[12:25] Equa**
Why is the cluster being terminated?
**[12:37] Cendrillon**
This cluster's population stopped
increasing decades ago.
**[12:42] Cendrillon**
There were fewer and fewer residents.
**[12:46] Cendrillon**
The balance that we all struck by
supporting each other collapsed.
**[12:53] Cendrillon**
I thought there might be
something I could do,
**[12:56] Cendrillon**
but it was no use.
**[12:59] Cendrillon**
Clusters that can no longer sustain
themselves are terminated and replaced.
**[13:06] Cendrillon**
So I wanted to at least help the
remaining residents evacuate.
**[13:11] Martes**
That's why you were so demanding?
**[13:14] Equa**
You thought that it would
convince everyone to leave?
**[13:19] Cendrillon**
Fernand was the only stubborn holdout.
**[13:22] Cendrillon**
I was hard on him.
**[13:25] Cendrillon**
Anyway, everyone's finally gone,
so what are you doing here?!
**[13:31] Martes**
Isn't there any way to fix things?
**[13:33] Cendrillon**
None. The cluster's termination has begun.
**[13:37] Cendrillon**
It was The Manager's decision.
That's how the world works.
**[13:41] Feles**
But doesn't that mean you'll disappear?
**[13:45] Cendrillon**
I suppose.
**[13:45] Martes**
You "suppose"?
**[13:47] Cendrillon**
I'm a moderator. My cluster is me.
**[13:53] Cendrillon**
I could never leave this place.
**[13:55] Cendrillon**
I'll disappear with this town,
but I really don't mind.
**[14:05] Martes**
Senpai...
**[14:07] Equa**
Cendrillon-san,
**[14:09] Equa**
is there anything you want to do right now?
**[14:12] Cendrillon**
Huh?
**[14:13] Feles**
Huh? What are you talking about?!
**[14:17] Cendrillon**
Let me think.
**[14:19] Cendrillon**
If you insist, I'd like a party! A huge one!
**[14:24] Martes**
Excuse me?!
**[14:25] Equa**
All right. A huge party it is, then!
**[14:29] Feles; Martes**
What?!
**[14:29] Ulula**
Woof!
**[14:35] Ulula**
Woof.
**[14:36] Cendrillon**
How's it coming?
**[14:38] Cendrillon**
A party lives and dies by the
quality of its refreshments.
**[14:41] Ulula**
W-Woof...
**[14:42] Martes**
Should we really be doing this?
**[14:48] Cendrillon**
That's weird. I want something cuter.
**[14:50] Martes**
Hey! If you don't like it, do it yourself!
**[14:54] Cendrillon**
I can't make things like that.
**[14:58] Martes**
Just give it a try.
**[15:00] Martes**
Come on!
**[15:08] Martes**
You're even worse than me.
Nothing cute about that.
**[15:11] Cendrillon**
H-How is that my fault?! It's my first time!
**[15:16] Martes**
Listen, when you cut here, you've got to—
**[15:19] Martes**
Hey! I'm trying to teach
you, so pay attention!
**[15:22] Cendrillon**
Forget it. You make it.
**[15:24] Martes**
At least make *one*!
**[15:26] Cendrillon**
I said, forget it.
**[15:30] Martes**
Jeez! I won't let you get away with that!
**[15:36] Martes**
Hold it right there!
**[15:42] Alga**
Listen, little lady.
**[15:44] Alga**
By my calculations, this mansion
will vanish around dawn.
**[15:49] Equa**
Then we'll have to hurry up with the party.
**[15:53] Equa**
Oh, Feles-san, please grab those for me.
**[15:57] Feles**
Should we really be doing this?
**[16:00] Equa**
I even considered bringing her
back to Vostok if necessary.
**[16:05] Feles**
Seriously?
**[16:06] Equa**
Let's give Cendrillon-san
the time of her life.
**[16:11] Feles**
Fine.
**[16:13] Cendrillon**
Equa!
**[16:16] Cendrillon**
Well, now, it's not half bad.
**[16:18] Cendrillon**
But the one on the right is a bit crooked.
**[16:21] Feles**
What? Really?
**[16:23] Cendrillon**
Feles, if you would?
**[16:24] Feles**
Huh?! Me?!
**[16:27] Feles**
Um... L-Like this?
**[16:30] Cendrillon**
Yes, that's good.
**[16:32] Cendrillon**
Next—
**[16:33] Martes**
There you are!
**[16:35] Cendrillon**
Leave me alone!
**[16:37] Martes**
Get back here!
**[16:38] Alga**
It's like a kindergarten.
**[16:41] Alga**
Is she really a moderator?
**[16:42] Feles**
I think this one's off, too.
**[16:52] Cendrillon**
Let's party!
**[17:00] Equa**
Next, right hand on red.
**[17:04] Cendrillon**
No way! This is impossible!
**[17:07] Martes**
Hey, you there. Just liquefy
your body a little.
**[17:10] Cendrillon**
No way in hell!
**[17:12] Alga**
Watch your language, Mistress.
**[17:14] All**
Who is the king?
**[17:16] Cendrillon**
Me!
**[17:18] Cendrillon**
All right. Number two...
**[17:21] Cendrillon**
gets a kiss from number three.
**[17:24] Martes**
Huh? Who's number three?
**[17:26] Equa**
I am, Martes-san.
**[17:28] Martes**
Equa-senpai?!
**[17:30] Equa**
Yes.
**[17:31] Martes**
E-Equa-senpai! Let's kiss!
Right here! Right now!
**[17:35] Cendrillon**
Oh, I knew it.
**[17:36] Cendrillon**
Number two, massage the king's shoulders!
**[17:39] Martes**
N-No fair.
**[17:40] Alga**
Mar-ko! You have to do what the king says.
**[17:44] Martes**
No way!
**[18:22] Cendrillon**
Now, let's all sing together!
**[18:25] Feles**
Sing?
**[18:26] Equa**
What should we sing?
**[18:28] Cendrillon**
This ending is a new beginning.
**[18:31] Cendrillon**
Let's sing "Happy Birthday" for the
new life about to be born.
**[18:36] Martes**
I don't get it.
**[18:38] Cendrillon**
Who cares? Ready, go.
**[18:41] Equa; Cendrillon**
Happy birthday to you!
**[18:45] Martes; Feles**
Happy birthday to you!
**[18:46] Ulula**
Bow-wow bow-wow-wow!
**[18:48] All**
Happy birthday, dear...
**[18:52] Equa**
Cendrillon-san!
**[18:52] Feles**
Um... Cendrillon?
**[18:52] Martes**
Cendrillon?
**[18:52] Ulula**
Bow-wow-wow?
**[18:54] Cendrillon**
None of you match!
**[19:00] All**
Happy birthday to you!
**[19:14] Cendrillon**
That was a blast!
**[19:16] Feles**
I haven't stayed up this
late partying in ages.
**[19:19] Martes**
I partied *too* hard.
**[19:34] Martes**
H-Hey, we can still keep going, right?
**[19:37] Martes**
Somewhere else, you know?!
**[19:40] Cendrillon**
Where?
**[19:42] Ulula**
W-Woof!
**[19:44] Martes**
Y-Yeah! I've seen a lot
of different clusters.
**[19:48] Martes**
There are tons of more fun places to—
**[19:52] Feles**
Marte...
**[19:54] Cendrillon**
What are you talking about?
**[19:58] Cendrillon**
Nothing could ever be more fun than today!
**[20:04] Martes**
Senpai...
**[20:14] Cendrillon**
All right, party's over.
**[20:18] Martes**
No way.
**[20:20] Cendrillon**
Thank you for the meal, Ulula.
**[20:22] Cendrillon**
If you ever quit extracting, you and
Alga should open a restaurant.
**[20:26] Ulula**
Woof!
**[20:27] Alga**
Give me a break!
**[20:29] Cendrillon**
Feles, thank you for the decorations.
**[20:32] Cendrillon**
I was surprised by how skilled you were.
**[20:35] Feles**
Cendrillon.
**[20:37] Cendrillon**
Marte, you're the first person
who ever argued with me.
**[20:43] Cendrillon**
Squabbling turned out
to be surprisingly fun.
**[20:46] Martes**
It did not!
**[20:49] Cendrillon**
That was a lovely party, Equa.
**[20:53] Equa**
I'm glad you liked it.
**[20:57] Cendrillon**
Thank you all!
**[21:00] Cendrillon**
I'm so glad that I didn't
have to say goodbye alone.
**[21:05] Cendrillon**
You're the first and last
friends I'll ever have!
**[21:36] Feles**
She was smiling at the end.
**[21:42] Equa**
I'll never forget what happened today.
**[21:47] Feles**
Yeah.
# E9 - You Can't Run from Domination
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U35VPD/you-cant-run-from-domination)
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**[00:12] Guard Unit**
*Prisoner S332,*
**[00:15] Guard Unit**
* sentenced to two years*
* for a parking violation.*
**[00:19] Guard Unit**
* You have served your time*
* and been a model prisoner.*
**[00:22] Guard Unit**
*You are free to go.*
**[00:27] Prisoner**
At last, I can see my family.
**[00:33] Prisoner**
What?! What's wrong?!
**[00:36] Guard Unit**
*Sentence extended. Sentence extended.*
**[00:39] Guard Unit**
* You will be returned to prison per the*
* warden's emergency decision.*
**[00:49] Prisoner**
It can't be!
**[00:53] Prisoner**
B-But why? I already did my time!
**[01:04] Prisoner**
Why?!
***SIGN*** Estab Life: Great Escape
***SIGN*** You Can't Run from Domination
**[03:02] Martes**
There sure are a lot of them.
**[03:04] Equa**
They're all imprisoned convicts.
**[03:06] Alga**
So, we're off to Fuchu Prison.
**[03:08] Equa**
We'll be working there today.
**[03:10] Feles**
We work our butts off to stay out of there,
and now we're supposed to waltz in?
**[03:14] Feles**
Does M *ever* give us an easy job?
**[03:17] Equa**
No job is too big or small.
**[03:20] Feles**
If you say so.
**[03:21] Ulula**
Woof...
**[03:23] Feles**
It has tighter security than
other clusters, right?
**[03:26] Alga**
Well, it *is* a massive prison packed
with criminals from every cluster.
**[03:30] Alga**
They don't care if it's a minor offense,
or even if it's a trumped-up charge.
**[03:33] Feles**
Who are we extracting?
**[03:34] Equa**
Everyone in this video.
**[03:36] All**
All of them?!
**[03:39] Equa**
All of them!
**[04:01] Prisoner**
Take this!
**[04:11] Guard Unit**
* The warden is making her rounds.*
* The warden is making her rounds.*
**[04:15] Guard Unit**
*Be silent.*
**[04:34] Warden**
What's gotten into you?!
**[04:37] Warden**
I may be your ruler, but I'm no tyrant!
**[04:49] Warden**
Your hope, the monthly Great Fuchu Prison
Horse Race, is just around the corner!
**[04:57] Equa**
A horse race?
**[04:59] Polar Bear**
That race can go to hell.
**[05:01] Warden**
Hm? I don't hear you cheering.
**[05:05] Warden**
Do you want your sentences extended?
**[05:08] Prisoners**
Yay!
**[05:11] Polar Bear**
The warden came up with the
Great Fuchu Prison Horse Race.
**[05:16] Polar Bear**
She makes prisoners compete,
and lets the winner go free.
**[05:20] Equa**
What about the others?
**[05:23] Polar Bear**
They get an extra 20 years in here.
**[05:25] Polar Bear**
It doesn't matter if you're in for felonies,
misdemeanors, or false charges.
**[05:28] Polar Bear**
Or even if you serve out your sentence.
**[05:32] Equa**
No one can leave.
**[05:35] Polar Bear**
Not unless they win the race.
**[05:42] Warden**
Farewell! I look forward
to your performance!
**[05:55] Alga**
What's the point of this?
**[05:58] Ulula**
Woof...
**[06:00] Guard Unit**
*It is time to work. It is time to work.*
**[06:04] Guard Unit**
* Failure to work will result*
* in an extended sentence.*
**[06:08] Martes**
This thing weighs a ton!
**[06:11] Martes**
Why do we have to do this?
**[06:14] Feles**
We'd stand out if we slacked
off while everyone else worked.
**[06:19] Equa**
Heave-ho...
**[06:22] Equa**
What's that noise?
**[06:24] Polar Bear**
Someone tried to break out,
not that it'll do them any good.
**[06:29] Polar Bear**
No one can escape, not even
if they make it to the gate.
**[06:34] Polar Bear**
That piece of shit warden
**[06:38] Polar Bear**
never lets go of the key.
**[06:45] Polar Bear**
See? They got caught.
**[06:48] Equa**
Do you want to run away from here?
**[06:54] Polar Bear**
If I could.
**[06:56] Equa**
I think you can.
**[07:00] Polar Bear**
Was that supposed to be funny?
**[07:07] Guard Unit**
* The program is proceeding*
* smoothly at present.*
**[07:10] Guard Unit**
*We admitted 18 prisoners today.*
**[07:13] Warden**
And the winner of the last race?
**[07:17] Guard Unit**
*Their reeducation program is going well.*
**[07:20] Guard Unit**
*They should make an excellent officer unit.*
**[07:27] Warden**
I'm the moderator here.
**[07:30] Warden**
The winners will form my private army,
and the rest will be my power source.
**[07:37] Warden**
Ooedo Castle...
**[07:40] Warden**
I'll reach you one day, The Manager.
***SIGN*** RACE ENTRY ROULETTE
**[07:55] Warden**
Begin.
***SIGN*** RACE ENTRY ROULETTE
***SIGN*** Additional Heavy Labor
***SIGN*** Additional Heavy Labor
***SIGN*** Enter the Race!
***SIGN*** Sentence Extended 10 Years
***SIGN*** Sentence Extended 5 Years
***SIGN*** Sentence Extended 20 Years
***SIGN*** Pudding with Dinner
***SIGN*** Additional Heavy Labor
***SIGN*** 1 Package of Ramen
***SIGN*** Enter the Race!
***SIGN*** Sentence Extended 40 Years
***SIGN*** Additional Heavy Labor
***SIGN*** Sentence Extended 3 Years
***SIGN*** Ice Cream with Dinner
***SIGN*** Sentence Extended 30 Years
**[07:57] Guard Unit**
*Begin the race entry roulette!*
***SIGN*** Additional Heavy Labor
***SIGN*** Additional Heavy Labor
***SIGN*** Sentence Extended 30 Years
***SIGN*** Enter the Race!
***SIGN*** Sentence Extended 10 Years
***SIGN*** Sentence Extended 5 Years
**[08:10] Prisoner**
Pick me!
**[08:12] Prisoner**
Pick me!
***SIGN*** Additional Heavy Labor
***SIGN*** Additional Heavy Labor
***SIGN*** Sentence Extended 30 Years
***SIGN*** Enter the Race!
***SIGN*** Sentence Extended 10 Years
***SIGN*** Sentence Extended 5 Years
**[08:17] Guard Unit**
*You've won an extended sentence!*
**[08:26] Guard Unit**
*Who wants to spin the roulette next?*
**[08:30] Equa**
I do!
**[08:32] Warden**
Dear me, what a charming inmate.
**[08:36] Warden**
Don't blame me if your sentence gets longer.
**[08:38] Equa**
I'll do it!
***SIGN*** Additional Heavy Labor
***SIGN*** Additional Heavy Labor
***SIGN*** Sentence Extended 30 Years
***SIGN*** Enter the Race!
***SIGN*** Sentence Extended 10 Years
***SIGN*** Sentence Extended 5 Years
***SIGN*** Additional Heavy Labor
***SIGN*** Additional Heavy Labor
***SIGN*** Sentence Extended 30 Years
***SIGN*** Enter the Race!
***SIGN*** Sentence Extended 10 Years
***SIGN*** Sentence Extended 5 Years
**[08:53] Guard Unit**
*Entry confirmed! Entry confirmed!*
**[09:16] Alga**
Nice and sneaky...
**[09:20] Alga**
Right, clear. Left, clear.
**[09:41] Guard Unit**
*Let the Great Fuchu Prison Horse Race begin!*
**[09:45] Guard Unit**
*Cheer! Cheer!*
**[09:47] Guard Unit**
* Those who fail to meet volume requirements*
* will receive extended sentences!*
**[09:50] Prisoners**
Yay!
**[09:54] Man A**
Two to four! Two to four!
**[09:55] Man B**
I'll bet it all on one ticket!
**[09:57] Ulula**
Bow-wow!
**[10:16] Warden**
Prisoner number M912.
**[10:19] Martes**
Here, beautiful warden, ma'am.
**[10:21] Warden**
All inmates fear me, but not
many swear loyalty.
**[10:27] Martes**
I'll do anything for you, ma'am!
**[10:30] Warden**
You show promise.
**[10:31] Martes**
I'm ever so humble.
**[10:32] Warden**
I'll grant you the right to brew my coffee.
**[10:35] Martes**
Thank you very much, ma'am!
**[10:37] Martes**
Blech!
**[10:43] Martes**
Here you are, ma'am!
**[10:51] Martes**
She's always on her guard.
**[10:54] Alga**
*Can you take her out?*
**[10:56] Feles**
She's a heavyweight enhanced cyborg.
**[10:59] Feles**
Probably not in one shot.
**[11:01] Alga**
*In which case...*
**[11:03] Feles**
We'll just have to gamble on Equa.
**[11:08] Guard Unit**
*These are the competitors in today's race!*
**[11:13] Warden**
Inmates!
**[11:15] Warden**
You'll seize a ticket to your dreams!
**[11:18] Warden**
The others will thrill to your
desperate race, all hoping to be next.
**[11:25] Equa**
Warden!
**[11:26] Warden**
Hm?
**[11:28] Warden**
You're...
**[11:30] Guard Unit**
* Prisoner E008, sentence extended.*
* Sentence extended.*
**[11:35] Guard Unit**
* Addressing the warden*
* without permission is—*
**[11:38] Warden**
Be quiet.
**[11:40] Equa**
I'm going to win this race!
**[11:43] Equa**
I'll ride the course in record
time and leave this prison!
**[11:48] Warden**
What?
**[11:50] Equa**
If I break my promise and don't come
in first, add 200 years to my sentence.
**[11:57] Riders**
Wh-What did she just say?
**[11:59] Riders**
Two hundred years?
**[12:01] Riders**
Is she serious?
**[12:02] Riders**
She thinks she'll win big?
**[12:05] Warden**
Interesting. You're that confident
you can break the record?
**[12:09] Warden**
Very well. If you don't place first,
**[12:11] Warden**
I'll add 200 years to your sentence and
assign you to *extra*-heavy labor.
**[12:34] Equa**
It's a pleasure to meet you.
**[12:58] Warden**
She wasted no time making me laugh.
**[13:09] Equa**
Let's go.
**[13:16] Warden**
Look at her go!
**[13:30] Warden**
Coffee! No, make that tequila!
**[13:33] Martes**
Y-Yes, ma'am!
**[13:37] Martes**
* They're not all watching yet.*
* Just a little more.*
**[14:05] Warden**
Damn it! I can't see!
**[14:27] Warden**
She fell off her horse!
**[14:31] Warden**
I love it!
**[14:36] Equa**
I'm sorry for making you worry.
**[14:47] Warden**
What an utter letdown.
**[14:50] Warden**
I must have been a fool
to ever get my hopes up.
**[15:01] Warden**
My key card!
**[15:10] Warden**
How dare you?!
**[15:26] Feles**
I knew it! No effect!
**[15:45] Feles**
*Straight ahead!*
**[15:46] Martes**
I know!
**[15:50] Warden**
You're not going anywhere,
**[15:51] Warden**
you little sneak thief!
**[15:58] Ulula**
Woof!
**[16:00] Warden**
Take your punishment!
**[16:04] Martes**
Take it from here!
**[16:08] Ulula**
Woof!
**[16:09] Ulula**
Arf!
**[16:12] Warden**
So, you have accomplices!
**[16:22] Feles**
Ugh! There are too many of them!
**[16:34] Ulula**
Woof!
**[16:38] Ulula**
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!
**[16:49] Warden**
Take your punishment!
**[16:54] Ulula**
Aroo!
**[17:02] Alga**
Not so fast!
**[17:03] Alga**
Got it!
**[17:08] Warden**
Damn you!
**[17:10] Warden**
How dare you toy with me?!
**[17:17] Warden**
You're fast when you're running away!
**[17:25] Warden**
You little piece of shit!
**[17:30] Alga**
Maximum output! Come on!
**[17:40] Alga**
Huh?!
**[17:41] Warden**
Take your punishment—no, your *destruction*!
**[17:46] Equa**
Alga-san!
**[17:51] Warden**
You!
**[17:58] Warden**
Scramble all units! Scramble all units!
**[18:01] Warden**
Stop them, even if you have to kill them!
**[18:08] Polar Bear**
She really did it.
**[18:28] Warden**
Stop!
**[18:33] Equa**
I will not.
**[18:34] Equa**
As long as people want to run away,
I'll do whatever it takes to help them.
**[18:39] Equa**
And some of these people have already
served out their sentences.
**[18:45] Warden**
An extractor, huh?
**[18:47] Feles**
Equa, now's your chance!
**[18:53] Warden**
This is necessary!
**[18:54] Warden**
It's the only way to resist
The Manager—the global administrator!
**[19:01] Equa**
What?
**[19:02] Warden**
The world will be mine!
**[19:06] Warden**
One day, I'll conquer Ooedo Castle
with my soldiers—my *army*!
**[19:12] Warden**
So it doesn't matter if a charge
is minor or even false!
**[19:15] Warden**
I'll gather people from
every cluster. I'll gather power.
**[19:19] Warden**
Then I'll become the new
manager of the world.
**[19:25] Warden**
I'll give you territory, too.
**[19:29] Equa**
Territory?
**[19:31] Warden**
A cluster of your very own.
**[19:37] Warden**
You can make it a paradise
or whatever you want.
**[19:46] Equa**
I'm sorry.
**[19:51] Equa**
I'm an extractor.
**[19:54] Warden**
Stop!
**[20:25] Martes**
She collapsed.
**[20:26] Alga**
She must have lost her power
when the prisoners went free.
**[20:30] Feles**
I see.
**[20:32] Ulula**
Bow-wow.
**[20:35] Prisoner**
Hooray!
**[20:36] Prisoner A**
We're free!
**[20:38] Prisoner B**
I can go home now!
**[20:41] Polar Bear**
Is this... freedom?!
**[20:48] Equa**
All right, we're about to be very busy!
**[20:52] Martes**
Why's that?
**[20:54] Equa**
We need to escort all these prisoners
to their clusters of choice.
**[20:58] All**
What?!
# E10 - You Can Run All You Want, But You Can't Get Away
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX89DQ/you-can-run-all-you-want-but-you-cant-get-away)
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**[00:08] Martes**
We've had it pretty
easy lately, huh, Equa-senpai?
**[00:11] Equa**
Yes, I'm always calm.
**[00:14] Feles**
No, she means we haven't
had a job in a while.
**[00:18] Equa**
True.
**[00:19] Equa**
We haven't heard from Mr. M
since that job in Fuchu.
**[00:24] Martes**
And that's a good thing!
**[00:26] Equa**
It is nice that no one wants to run away.
**[00:30] Feles**
Still, having no work is kinda depressing.
**[00:34] Martes**
What? You complain about every job we get.
**[00:39] Martes**
Wait, don't tell me you're frustrated that
you don't get to pop your guns off!
**[00:43] Feles**
That's not it.
**[00:45] Martes**
Oh, that's right!
**[00:47] Martes**
Equa-senpai, I'd love to swing
by that new donut shop.
**[00:52] Martes**
The lines are long, but it's super cute!
**[00:57] Equa**
All right. I doubt we'll get any work today.
**[01:00] Martes**
Yay! A date with Equa-senpai!
**[01:04] Martes**
Oh, what about you, Feles-senpai?
Are you leaving?
**[01:08] Feles**
I want donuts, too!
**[01:17] Feles**
Jeez! Watch what you're doing?
***SIGN*** Estab Life: Great Escape
**[03:19] Martes**
Donuts! Donuts! Donuts! Donuts!
***SIGN*** You Can Run All You Want, But You Can't Get Away
**[03:23] Martes**
Donuts! Donuts! Donuts! Donuts! Donuts!
**[03:27] Martes**
Donuts! Donuts! Donuts! Donuts!
Donuts! Donuts! Donuts!
**[03:29] Feles**
Why are you in such a rush?
**[03:32] Martes**
I told you! They're all the rage right now!
**[03:34] Martes**
They'll sell out if we don't hurry!
**[03:37] Equa**
Good point.
**[03:38] Equa**
In that case, this way
will get us there faster.
**[03:43] Martes**
Great! Let's go!
**[03:45] Equa**
Let's.
**[03:46] Martes**
Donuts!
***SIGN*** Road closed due
to construction
***SIGN*** Please detour
***SIGN*** We sincerely apologize for the
inconvenience, but please be
understanding during construction.
**[03:53] Feles**
Like they say, "more haste, less speed."
**[03:56] Martes**
No way.
**[03:58] Feles**
What now?
**[03:59] Equa**
Let's take a different route.
**[04:02] Martes**
Wait for me, donuts!
**[04:10] Martes**
Donuts...
**[04:12] Martes**
How could they sell out
right before our eyes?
**[04:15] Feles**
What do you expect? They're popular.
**[04:18] Martes**
I know, but still...
**[04:20] Feles**
Bad luck tends to keep coming.
**[04:23] Equa**
Sorry.
**[04:25] Equa**
We might have made it if
I hadn't suggested a shortcut.
**[04:29] Martes**
Don't blame yourself!
***SIGN*** Bear Tea
**[04:31] Martes**
We'll get those donuts next time, Senpai!
**[04:34] Equa**
You're right.
**[04:42] Equa**
There seem to be a lot of drones today.
**[04:45] Martes**
You're right. Maybe there was a crime?
**[04:50] Martes**
Senpai! Are you hurt?!
**[04:53] Equa**
No, I'm fine.
**[04:56] Schoolgirl A**
We're sorry!
**[04:58] Schoolgirl B**
Are you okay?!
**[05:00] Feles**
Ugh. Try to be more careful!
**[05:03] Person**
Thanks a lot!
**[05:07] Feles**
Were you spacing out?
You seem out of it today.
**[05:11] Equa**
I'm feeling... off today.
**[05:18] Alga**
The little lady got hurt?!
**[05:20] Feles**
Yeah, but it was just a ball that hit her.
**[05:24] Martes**
So much for our afterschool date!
**[05:30] Feles**
What's that look for?
**[05:33] Alga**
She's never gotten scratched before,
no matter how bad things got!
**[05:39] Martes**
Now that you mention it...
**[05:42] Equa**
I may have lost the ability
to use Fatal Luck.
**[05:45] Martes**
Equa-senpai...
**[05:47] Alga**
Did something happen?
**[05:49] Equa**
I don't know, but I can't
see the future anymore.
**[05:54] Martes**
Um...
**[05:55] Feles**
What do you mean?
**[05:56] Alga**
Fatal Luck lets her see a few seconds ahead.
**[06:00] Alga**
That power should've made avoiding
everything that happened today a cakewalk.
**[06:11] Feles**
Do powers like that just
suddenly stop working?
**[06:15] Martes**
I bet you're just not feeling your best!
**[06:18] Martes**
One good night's sleep and
you'll be back to normal!
**[06:21] Equa**
I suppose.
**[06:25] Feles**
Anyway, it sounds like we'll have
to take some time off work.
**[06:29] Feles**
It's lucky that we don't have any clients.
**[06:31] Equa**
We can't do that.
**[06:33] Equa**
If someone wants to run away,
we need to give them a helping hand.
**[06:38] Feles**
Listen, I'm saying this for your own good.
**[06:45] Alga**
What's up, Dog Breath?
**[06:46] Ulula**
Woof.
**[07:04] Ulula**
Woof!
**[07:23] Martes**
What's their problem?!
**[07:24] Feles**
Don't ask me!
**[07:33] Martes**
Nice going.
**[07:34] Equa**
Quickly, to the basement.
**[07:36] Martes**
Whatever you say!
***SIGN*** Ulula
**[08:53] Alga**
This place is too dusty for me.
**[08:55] Alga**
I'll get mold in my sensors.
**[09:01] Martes**
Equa-senpai, you're hurt.
**[09:03] Equa**
Don't worry. It's just a little cut.
**[09:08] Alga**
Maybe we've been too high profile,
what with that Fuchu job.
**[09:12] Martes**
They still didn't have to
burst in guns blazing.
**[09:15] Feles**
They never had any intention
of taking us alive.
**[09:19] Feles**
What a bunch of scumbags!
**[09:20] Martes**
How do you think they knew where we were?
**[09:24] Alga**
No clue, but we can't go back to
that café now that our cover's blown.
**[09:33] Martes**
But I loved that place. Senpai and
I had so many memories there.
**[09:37] Martes**
What should we do now?
**[09:42] Alga**
Run up the white flag and roll over for 'em?
**[09:45] Martes**
That's not funny.
**[09:48] Martes**
Not even a little.
**[09:52] Equa**
Martes-san...
**[09:55] Equa**
It will be all right. Your precious
feelings are important.
**[10:02] Martes**
Equa-senpai...
**[10:04] Equa**
For now, let's just keep go—
**[10:08] Martes**
Senpai! Are you all right?
**[10:10] Feles**
Equa!
**[10:11] Equa**
I'm sorry. And thank you.
**[10:23] Martes**
Please don't push yourself.
**[10:25] Equa**
Thank you so much.
**[10:27] Alga**
An update?
**[10:29] Feles**
An update?
**[10:30] Alga**
Yes! Look!
**[10:32] Alga**
This is on the news up there right now.
**[10:36] Announcer**
* Ochanomizu Cluster underwent*
* an update today.*
***SIGN*** OCHANOMIZU UPDATING TODAY
**[10:41] Announcer**
*You will find your day-to-day lives easier.*
***SIGN*** OCHANOMIZU UPDATING TODAY
**[10:44] Announcer**
* The purpose of this update is to end*
* the recent string of heinous crimes*
**[10:47] Alga**
Updates are usually about sewage
treatment or traffic signal times.
**[10:48] Announcer**
* in which cluster residents have been*
* lured from their homes and abducted.*
**[10:50] Alga**
Everyday news so minor, you don't
even notice the change.
**[10:52] Announcer**
* All residents, please continue*
* to lead healthy lives.*
**[10:52] Feles**
But not today, from the sound of it.
***SIGN*** OCHANOMIZU UPDATING TODAY
**[10:56] Announcer**
* New regulations will now be announced*
* and go into immediate effect.*
**[11:01] Announcer**
* We now have the authority to root out*
* those vicious criminals, the extractors!*
**[11:07] Martes**
What?!
**[11:08] Announcer**
*The extractors are currently on the run.*
***SIGN*** OCHANOMIZU UPDATING TODAY
**[11:11] Announcer**
* If you spot them, report to*
* the nearest inspector.*
**[11:14] Announcer**
*Remember, everyone:*
***SIGN*** WANTED: THESE EXTRACTORS
***SIGN*** "EXTIRPATE THE EXTRACTORS"
**[11:17] Announcer**
*Extirpate the extractors!*
**[11:22] Announcer**
*I repeat, extirpate the extractors!*
***SIGN*** WANTED: THESE EXTRACTORS
***SIGN*** "EXTIRPATE THE EXTRACTORS"
**[11:25] Martes**
W-We're on the wanted list!
**[11:31] Alga**
Nowhere in Ochanomizu is safe for us now.
**[11:37] Equa**
Let's get going before they catch up to us.
**[11:40] Martes**
Will you be okay?
**[11:41] Feles**
Equa?!
**[11:42] Equa**
The station is just up ahead.
**[11:44] Equa**
We'll flee Ochanomizu on the Ooedo Line.
**[11:47] Equa**
Let's go, everyone!
**[11:51] Student A**
An update?
**[11:53] Student B**
What changed?
**[11:55] Student C**
Hey, check this out.
**[11:57] Student D**
Crazy, huh?
**[11:59] Teacher**
Don't loiter around school.
**[12:02] Teacher**
If you have nothing to do, go home.
**[12:04] Student C**
Um, Sensei,
**[12:06] Student C**
isn't this our school uniform?
***SIGN*** Equa
**[12:09] Student B**
Whoa! I knew it!
**[12:11] Student B**
I mean, I've seen this girl!
**[12:15] Student B**
Oh, and this one!
**[12:16] Students**
For real?
**[12:18] Students**
I might know her!
**[12:19] Teacher**
Quiet! Calm down!
**[12:29] Martes**
The power's off, isn't it?
**[12:34] Feles**
I've got such a bad feeling about this.
**[12:37] Equa**
Yes. Our passes probably won't work.
**[12:44] Equa**
No response.
**[12:46] Equa**
Let's hurry on ahead.
**[13:09] Alga**
They're even down here.
**[13:11] Feles**
My hunch was right.
**[13:13] Equa**
Let's get to the platform while we can.
***SIGN*** Ochanomizu
**[13:21] Feles**
The power's out here, too.
**[13:24] Martes**
That figures.
**[13:29] Equa**
It appears we're out of time.
**[13:31] Equa**
We'll follow the tracks to the next cluster!
**[13:36] Equa**
Hurry!
**[13:47] Feles**
Nothing like this was here before!
**[13:51] Martes**
What gives?!
**[13:55] Equa**
Alga-san!
**[13:56] Alga**
On it!
**[14:02] Alga**
Looks like it's fifty-fifty.
**[14:09] Feles**
Ulula! Protect the others!
**[14:11] Ulula**
Woof!
**[14:23] Alga**
Got it!
**[14:24] Equa**
Thank you.
**[14:27] Alga**
One of these eight wires is
connected to the bulkhead.
**[14:31] Alga**
Pick the right one and cut it!
**[14:34] Martes**
Wh-What?!
**[14:35] Martes**
There are so many!
**[14:37] Feles**
Stop whining and shoot!
**[14:52] (Flashback) Equa**
I'm feeling... off today.
**[14:55] Equa**
*I can't see the future anymore.*
**[15:06] Alga**
Little lady!
**[15:07] Feles**
Equa!
**[15:08] Martes**
Equa-senpai!
**[15:11] Equa**
I can do this.
**[15:14] Equa**
It will work.
***SIGN*** Anime Goods Specialty Shop
Akihabara Anime Department Store
**[15:53] Feles**
Equa...
**[15:56] Feles**
Good morning. Did you get some sleep?
**[15:59] Equa**
Yes, a little.
**[16:02] Martes**
Morning already?
**[16:04] Alga**
Thanks for picking up food.
**[16:12] Feles**
What a disaster.
**[16:15] Feles**
Even Akihabara Cluster is against us.
**[16:20] Street monitor**
*Double points! Right now!*
**[16:23] Street monitor**
**Quadruple *if you help the mission succeed!*
**[16:26] Street monitor**
* Don't miss the "extirpate*
* the extractors" campaign!*
***SIGN*** Extirpate the Extractors Campaign
***SIGN*** Our motto is...
**[16:29] Store monitor**
*Our motto is "extirpate the extractors."*
***SIGN*** EXTIRPATE THE EXTRACTORS
***SIGN*** EXTIRPATE THE EXTRACTORS
**[16:33] Store monitor**
*Extirpate the extractors!*
**[16:35] Store monitor**
* Extirpate the extractors!*
* Extirpate the extractors!*
***SIGN*** Extractor
Equa
**[16:39] Store monitor**
* Extirpate the extractors! Extirpate the extractors!*
* Extirpate the extractors!*
**[16:47] Feles**
We might not be able to
stay hidden here for long.
**[16:51] Martes**
I was sure we'd be fine in another cluster.
**[16:54] Alga**
We were naïve.
**[16:57] Martes**
Who the hell is giving these orders?!
**[17:00] Feles**
We can't do anything until we
find out what they're after.
**[17:03] Martes**
I mean, what are they even blaming us for?!
**[17:06] Alga**
Extracting.
**[17:08] Alga**
It's a serious crime.
**[17:09] Martes**
Yeah, yeah! You got it!
**[17:13] Equa**
I'm sorry, everyone.
**[17:16] Feles**
Equa?
**[17:17] Martes**
What's wrong, Senpai?
**[17:20] Equa**
My powers malfunctioned just
when the clusters updated.
**[17:25] Equa**
I don't believe that was a coincidence.
**[17:28] Equa**
I think that I'm their target.
**[17:33] Feles**
Do you have any idea who it could be?
**[17:38] Equa**
Yes.
**[17:40] Equa**
I became an extractor three years ago.
**[17:43] Equa**
When I decided that I wanted to
help people, I received a message.
**[17:50] Equa**
It came from Mr. M.
**[17:54] Equa**
Our extraction requests come from
The Manager, the global administrator.
**[18:04] Equa**
They introduce us to clients
and provide support.
**[18:08] Equa**
They told me that they want us
**[18:11] Equa**
to help people in need.
**[18:13] Feles**
That's M—The Manager.
**[18:18] Equa**
I don't know their true intentions,
**[18:21] Equa**
but I wanted all the help I could
get to become an extractor.
**[18:29] Martes**
Isn't The Manager basically
the God of our world?
**[18:34] Equa**
Fatal Luck is part of the
help I received from Mr. M.
**[18:39] Feles**
And the Ooedo Line passes?
**[18:41] Equa**
Yes.
**[18:42] Equa**
The rule change in Odaiba,
the reset in Shirokanedai,
***SIGN*** OCHANOMIZU UPDATING TODAY
**[18:47] Equa**
the updates in Ochanomizu and
Akihabara, and my weakened powers...
**[18:55] Equa**
A lot of things make me wonder if something
beyond The Manager's control is happening.
**[19:04] Feles**
Can I ask you something, Equa?
**[19:06] Equa**
Of course. What would you like to know?
**[19:10] Feles**
I'd like to think I worked
of my own free will.
**[19:14] Feles**
I don't give a damn about The Manager.
**[19:18] Feles**
But does this mean we've been doing
the God of our world's dirty work?
**[19:22] Equa**
Absolutely not!
**[19:28] Equa**
I want to help people who want to run away.
**[19:32] Equa**
I became an extractor to show them
they have other places to go.
**[19:37] Equa**
The world has nothing to do with it!
**[19:58] Feles**
Got it. I believe you.
**[20:03] Equa**
Thank you so much.
**[20:08] Martes**
All right! That's enough gloom and doom!
**[20:12] Martes**
Time to plan our next move!
**[20:14] Martes**
Everybody gather round!
**[20:16] Equa**
Martes-san...
**[20:18] Feles**
Is The Manager the one going after Equa?
**[20:21] Feles**
Either way, we need a solution.
**[20:22] Martes**
We'll start by gathering intel!
**[20:25] Martes**
Not that we have much room to maneuver.
**[20:29] Alga**
Sorry, but it doesn't look like
we've got time to take it slow.
**[20:50] Street monitor**
*Double points! Right now!*
**[20:52] Street monitor**
**Quadruple *if you help the mission succeed!*
***SIGN*** Quadruple if you help the mission succeed!
**[20:55] Street monitor**
*Our motto is—all together now:*
***SIGN*** Our motto is...
**[20:59] Street monitor**
*Extirpate the extractors!*
***SIGN*** EXTIRPATE THE EXTRACTORS
**[21:01] Store monitors**
*Extirpate the extractors!*
***SIGN*** EXTIRPATE THE EXTRACTORS
**[21:03] Store monitors**
*Extirpate the extractors!*
***SIGN*** EXTIRPATE THE EXTRACTORS
**[21:06] Store monitors**
*Extirpate the extractors!*
**[21:08] Store monitors**
*Extirpate the extractors!*
**[21:10] Store monitors**
*Extirpate the extractors!*
**[21:12] Store monitors**
*Extirpate the extractors!*
**[21:14] Store monitors**
*Extirpate the extractors!*
**[21:16] Store monitors**
*Extirpate the extractors!*
**[21:19] Store monitors**
*Extirpate the extractors!*
**[21:21] Store monitors**
*Extirpate the extractors!*
# E11 - You Can't Run from Your True Feelings
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0QNG7/you-cant-run-from-your-true-feelings)
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***SIGN*** AKIHABARA CLUSTER
***SIGN*** BREAKING: STRICTER ENFORCEMENT
LONG LINES FOR CELEBRATORY YAKINIKU
***SIGN*** EXTRACTOR GROUP STILL ON THE RUN
**[00:06] Akihabara News**
*The extractor group that infiltrated Akihabara
Cluster fled after inspector units took action.*
**[00:13] Akihabara News**
*Celebratory yakiniku lunches, on offer at
Manseibashi Bridge, have drawn long lines of...*
**[00:19] Ueno News**
*Mayhem caused by the extractors has
resulted in ongoing forest fires.*
***SIGN*** EXTRACTORS CAUSE MAYHEM
***SIGN*** FOREST FIRE ONGOING WIDESPREAD RIOTS
**[00:24] Ueno News**
*Those left homeless and now on welfare
are protesting for better treatment.*
***SIGN*** ■ PROTEST BY WELFARE RECIPIENTS
***SIGN*** Against
Reform
**[00:30] Ueno News**
*Rioters have looted multiple museums, and...*
***SIGN*** Kanto Union
***SIGN*** "HERETICS" DESTROY THE PATH OF VIRTUE
***SIGN*** OUTSIDE KANTO UNION HQ
***SIGN*** KANTO UNION PRESIDENT SPEAKS OUT AGAINST EXTRACTORS
**[00:34] Shinjuku News**
*High Yakuza Big-Mouth Yaohachi, President of
the Kanto Union, has criticized the extractors.*
***SIGN*** Yaohachi,
Kanto
Union
President
**[00:41] Shinjuku News**
*In his words, "These heretics
inveigle upstanding common yakuza*
**[00:45] Shinjuku News**
*and destroy the path of virtue."*
***SIGN*** ALL AREAS ON HIGH ALERT
***SIGN*** EIB NEWS HEADLINE
***SIGN*** ON THE TRAIL OF THE DASTARDLY EXTRACTORS
**[00:49] East Ikebukuro News**
*Our comrades the inspector drones have the
dastardly extractors on the run from...*
***SIGN*** IKE NAVI
***SIGN*** LIVE WEST IKEBUKURO STATION
***SIGN*** TOBU DEPARTMENT STORE BURNS
***SIGN*** MASSIVE DAMAGE - EXTRACTORS INVOLVED?
**[00:54] West Ikebukuro News**
*Extractor violence resulted in massive
damage to Tobu Department Store...*
***SIGN*** Ochanomizu Cluster
***SIGN*** FULL EXTENT OF EXTRACTOR-INDUCED HARM COMES TO LIGHT
**[00:58] Ochanomizu News**
*Extractor gunfire has...*
***SIGN*** EVEN THAT HEINOUS UNDER-WEARER?!
A STRING OF OTHER OFFENSES UNCOVERED!
***SIGN*** FUJI TV BUILDING, ODAIBA
***SIGN*** A HISTORY OF TROUBLE: THE MANY CRIMES OF THE EXTRACTORS
**[01:00] Odaiba News**
*Due to the extractors...*
***SIGN*** Estab Life: Great Escape
***SIGN*** Want a bite to eat?
***SIGN*** You Can't Run from Your True Feelings
**[02:57] Feles**
They're gone.
**[02:58] Martes**
This sucks. We made it to Sangenjaya,
**[03:03] Martes**
but all the amazing restaurants are closed.
**[03:06] Alga**
What do you expect? We're the
reason there's an alert out.
**[03:09] Feles**
Anyway, where's this terminal we're after?
**[03:11] Equa**
This way.
***SIGN*** Magical Snack Bar Miyuki
**[03:33] Feles**
This is the legendary terminal.
**[03:36] Equa**
Yes. The "Public Phone."
**[03:39] Feles**
I'd heard rumors, but who would
have thought it was hidden here?
**[03:43] Equa**
Now that they've cut off most lines,
**[03:46] Equa**
this phone is our only way to contact Mr. M.
**[03:49] Alga**
I guess that makes it our last hope.
**[04:02] Alga**
The line's slow as molasses.
This'll take a while.
**[04:06] Ulula**
Woof.
**[04:09] Feles**
Perfect. Let's get some rest.
**[04:21] Feles**
Equa?
**[04:22] Equa**
Yes? Oh... Yes, good idea.
**[04:32] Alga**
All done. I got a response from M.
**[04:35] Equa**
What does it say?
**[04:37] Alga**
It's just text and junk files.
***SIGN*** I'm done with you
***SIGN*** Get lost
***SIGN*** Drop dead, losers
***SIGN*** Scum
***SIGN*** Go to hell, extractors.
No one likes you.
***SIGN*** Never show your faces again
***SIGN*** Go to hell, extractors. No one likes you.
**[04:42] Martes**
No way!
**[04:43] Feles**
Is M planning to pin this on us?
**[04:48] Alga**
We're done for.
**[04:52] Equa**
There's something odd about this response.
**[04:56] Alga**
Face facts, little lady.
**[04:58] Equa**
No, even if Mr. M wanted to
abandon us, he wouldn't...
**[05:04] Equa**
use these words.
**[05:06] Martes**
What's up?
**[05:09] Equa**
Let me check something.
**[05:11] Equa**
Show me the attached file.
**[05:13] Alga**
It's meaningless audio data.
Listening to it won't help you.
**[05:17] Equa**
Please play it.
**[05:21] Alga**
Fine.
**[05:29] Alga**
Just noise. There's no
hidden code in it, either.
**[05:33] Feles**
We can't risk staying here much longer.
**[05:36] Equa**
But it doesn't make sense.
**[05:39] Feles**
I know how you feel, but—
**[05:40] Martes**
Hang on. Look at these waves.
**[05:44] Feles**
What?
**[05:45] Martes**
They're like a dance.
**[05:47] Martes**
Like, hey, hey! Whoo, whoo!
**[05:50] Martes**
Hey, hey! Whoo, whoo!
**[05:53] Martes**
W-Wait, isn't this rhythm like...
**[05:56] Feles**
No way.
**[05:57] Equa**
Yes.
**[05:59] Equa**
It's the Run Away Dance.
**[06:09] Equa**
This is a plea. Mr. M wants to run away.
**[06:13] Feles**
The global administrator? There's no way.
**[06:17] Equa**
No, I'm certain of it.
**[06:20] Feles**
How can you be so sure?
**[06:22] Equa**
Because...
**[06:26] Equa**
I invented this dance.
**[06:27] Feles**
Huh?
**[06:29] Equa**
Mr. M and I chose this signal.
**[06:31] Equa**
I would recognize it anywhere.
**[06:35] Feles**
You'd better not be
thinking of extracting M.
**[06:39] Equa**
Well...
**[06:49] Ulula**
Bow-wow!
**[06:50] Equa**
Escaping comes first. Use the back door.
**[07:22] Martes**
They just keep coming!
**[07:25] Feles**
They'll wear us down unless
we think of something.
**[07:29] Feles**
I'm almost out of ammo.
**[07:31] Equa**
For now, we just need to keep running.
**[07:33] Equa**
Please hang in there!
**[07:37] Feles**
Equa!
**[07:53] Equa**
Feles-san!
**[07:55] Martes**
Senpai!
**[08:18] Equa**
Feles-san! Feles-san!
**[08:20] Ulula**
Bow-wow!
**[08:24] Feles**
I'll... be fine.
**[08:28] Feles**
Just run.
**[08:29] Equa**
We can't leave you behind!
**[08:31] Feles**
Are you crazy? We'll all die here otherwise.
**[08:35] Equa**
But still!
**[08:36] Martes**
Equa-senpai!
**[08:45] Toichi**
Just a moment! Just a moment!
**[08:51] Martes**
Who's there?
**[08:52] Toichi**
It takes guts to live in this world,
no matter your profession.
**[08:56] Toichi**
Extractors, yakuza,
**[08:58] Toichi**
and magical girls
**[09:02] Toichi**
all have principles they can't compromise.
**[09:05] Toichi**
Thus!
**[09:08] Toichi**
Arkham, Arkham, Tillinghast!
**[09:10] Toichi**
Monologue, Recitation, This One Shot!
**[09:26] Alga**
That one shot took out dozens of 'em!
**[09:29] Martes**
One shot. One shot... "One-Shot"?
**[09:33] Martes**
Don't tell me...
**[09:35] Equa**
Are you...
**[09:36] Feles**
One-Shot Toichi?
**[09:39] Toichi**
That's right!
**[09:42] Toichi**
I am Magical Girl Toichi!
**[09:49] Toichi**
Allow me to assist you—with utmost grace!
**[10:01] Toichi**
We should be safe here for a while.
**[10:04] Toichi**
Let Feles-chan get some rest.
**[10:07] Equa**
Thank you, Toichi-san.
**[10:10] Martes**
Um... Are you really that yakuza boss?
**[10:13] Toichi**
Of course I am, Marte-chan!
**[10:16] Martes**
But... But...
**[10:19] Toichi**
It's rude to pry, young lady.
**[10:25] Martes**
Oh, yeah. Never mind.
**[10:28] Toichi**
Equa-chan,
**[10:30] Toichi**
the moderator of Sangenjaya
isn't playing around.
**[10:33] Toichi**
I hope you realize that
you can't hide forever.
**[10:38] Equa**
I do.
**[10:42] Toichi**
I can only offer you food,
ammunition, and some directions.
**[10:43] Martes**
Give it here.
**[10:49] Toichi**
What will you do next?
**[10:49] Martes**
Blech! What's this gross stuff?!
**[10:51] Ulula**
Arf?
**[10:54] Toichi**
Come on. You can tell me.
**[10:58] Equa**
Someone wants us to help them run away.
**[11:01] Toichi**
But Equa-chan, aren't you the
one who needs to run right now?
**[11:05] Equa**
You're absolutely right. But even so...
**[11:15] Toichi**
You didn't laugh when this old gangster
wanted to be a magical girl.
**[11:23] Toichi**
You said you were rooting for me.
**[11:28] Toichi**
Thinking back, those few words
from an extractor saved me.
**[11:36] Equa**
Toichi-san...
**[11:39] Toichi**
Just kidding! I just wanted to tell you
**[11:43] Toichi**
that your spirit is the
real deal, Equa-chan!
**[12:03] Martes**
Are you okay?
**[12:06] Feles**
I don't need your pity.
**[12:09] Martes**
Yeah, yeah.
**[12:10] Equa**
We've settled on our escape route.
**[12:13] Alga**
The west gate, right?
**[12:15] Toichi**
Actually, well...
**[12:17] Equa**
We're going to the east gate.
**[12:19] Ulula**
Arf?
**[12:20] Martes**
Um, Senpai? That's the
way to the city center.
**[12:24] Martes**
We'll end up in Ohashi Cluster.
**[12:26] Martes**
It's nothing but hospitals.
**[12:28] Feles**
I don't need any more medical attention.
**[12:30] Equa**
We'll pass through Ohashi Cluster,
then Shibuya and Aoyama, too.
**[12:37] Equa**
Our destination is...
**[12:40] Equa**
Ooedo Castle.
**[12:41] Feles**
Ooedo Castle?!
**[12:42] Martes**
Are you kidding?!
**[12:44] Alga**
You *do* realize that's where The Manager is?
**[12:47] Equa**
Yes, and Mr. M is asking for help.
**[12:51] Equa**
We can't turn our backs on him!
**[12:54] Martes**
But I hear Ooedo Castle has security
like you wouldn't believe.
**[12:59] Equa**
That's no excuse to abandon a client.
**[13:03] Feles**
You've gotta be kidding me.
**[13:05] Equa**
Feles-san...
**[13:06] Feles**
Face reality!
**[13:08] Feles**
You want to take on Ooedo Castle
after the scrape we were just in?!
**[13:14] Feles**
That's suicide!
**[13:15] Equa**
I don't plan on killing myself.
**[13:17] Feles**
Without your Fatal Luck,
or whatever it's called?
**[13:20] Feles**
One stray bullet could kill you.
**[13:23] Equa**
Well...
**[13:28] Feles**
I'm not sure I can keep you safe.
**[13:35] Feles**
Enough is enough. I'm out.
**[13:40] Equa**
Feles-san!
**[13:44] Feles**
What?
**[13:50] Equa**
No.
**[13:54] Equa**
It's nothing.
**[13:59] Feles**
I see.
**[14:08] Toichi**
Equa-chan,
**[14:10] Toichi**
you're on a risky course—as risky as
raiding a rival gang without a shiv.
**[14:18] Equa**
But I can't drag Feles-san into this.
**[14:25] Toichi**
All right.
**[14:27] Toichi**
This is all I can do for you.
**[14:29] Alga**
Okay. Thanks for everything.
**[14:34] Martes**
Just a second.
**[14:35] Ulula**
Woof?
**[14:40] Martes**
This is just wrong.
**[14:43] Martes**
It's over the line.
**[14:45] Alga**
If you've got complaints, spit 'em out.
**[14:48] Martes**
My problem's not with you.
**[14:50] Ulula**
Arf?
**[14:51] Martes**
Not with you either, Dog Breath.
**[14:54] Martes**
Equa-senpai!
**[14:56] Martes**
I've got a bone to pick with you!
**[14:59] Martes**
Why didn't you stop Feles-senpai?
**[15:01] Martes**
What was that? You were awful!
**[15:05] Ulula**
Woof...
**[15:05] Martes**
Yeah, with her out of the way,
maybe I can hog you all to myself.
**[15:11] Martes**
But still!
**[15:12] Martes**
She likes you the same way that I do!
**[15:20] Martes**
So, how could you treat her like that?
**[15:26] Martes**
Don't act all aloof!
**[15:31] Equa**
I'm sorry.
**[15:34] Equa**
I don't know what the
look on my face should be.
**[15:40] Martes**
I finally found one thing
I don't like about you.
**[15:48] Martes**
No matter what anyone says,
you never get angry.
**[15:56] Martes**
That means you don't really
care about people, doesn't it?
**[16:01] Equa**
That's... not true.
**[16:02] Martes**
You don't expect anything from people,
so you don't get mad at them.
**[16:07] Martes**
Not at me, and not at her.
**[16:09] Equa**
Stop!
**[16:11] Martes**
What would you do if
I said I was quitting, too?
**[16:17] Martes**
Would you act understanding and
say goodbye like just now?
**[16:24] Equa**
What else am I supposed to say?
**[16:28] Martes**
That should be obvious!
**[16:31] Equa**
What?
**[16:32] Martes**
Say, "Come with me!" Say, "Come along for me!"
**[16:35] Martes**
"I need you!" "I need your help!"
**[16:40] Martes**
"You're the only one I've got!"
**[16:48] Martes**
Anyone could tell that's
what she wanted you to say!
**[16:53] Martes**
But did you do anything to stop her leaving?
**[17:04] Equa**
No.
**[17:07] Martes**
That's right.
**[17:09] Martes**
In her shoes, I would have gotten down
on my knees and cried my eyes out.
**[17:14] Martes**
Good on Feles-senpai, forcing
herself to leave like that.
**[17:21] Martes**
There. That was my complaint.
**[17:26] Equa**
Martes-san...
**[17:28] Martes**
Okay, I'm done.
**[17:30] Martes**
End of discussion.
**[17:35] Alga**
Wanna call off the attack?
**[17:39] Equa**
Please wait.
**[17:46] Alga**
Good grief.
**[17:48] Ulula**
Bow-wow.
**[17:50] Alga**
You're not acting like yourself, either.
**[17:53] Martes**
Can it.
**[18:24] Equa**
Feles-san!
**[18:27] Feles**
Equa...
**[18:29] Feles**
Huh? Hang on!
**[18:35] Equa**
I'm so sorry. I was wrong.
**[18:38] Feles**
Wh-Where did this come from?
**[18:41] Equa**
I love you, Feles-san.
**[18:43] Feles**
Wh-What? Hey! You're heavy!
**[18:48] Equa**
I'm sorry, Feles-san!
**[18:54] Equa**
Please, come with me.
**[18:58] Equa**
I do need you after all.
**[19:00] Feles**
Huh?!
**[19:02] Feles**
But... But you didn't try to stop me before!
**[19:06] Equa**
I spaced out.
**[19:07] Feles**
You *what*?!
**[19:09] Equa**
I was so worried because you got hurt.
**[19:13] Equa**
But I really didn't want *this*.
**[19:15] Equa**
Please come with me, no matter
how dangerous it is.
**[19:19] Equa**
Help me and support me.
**[19:23] Equa**
I'm certain that I need you.
**[19:30] Feles**
S-Stop. When... When you put it like that...
**[19:35] Equa**
Please.
**[19:36] Feles**
I can't take it.
**[19:38] Equa**
I don't care. Please come!
**[19:42] Feles**
Oh, all right. Jeez.
**[19:46] Feles**
I wish you'd been this pushy to start with.
**[19:50] Equa**
I know. This is all thanks to Martes-san.
**[19:55] Feles**
What did you just say?
**[19:56] Equa**
Come on! Let's go rejoin the others!
**[19:58] Feles**
No, hang on. What does Slime
Girl have to do with this?
**[20:02] Feles**
Hey!
**[20:03] Equa**
Let's give this our best shot!
**[20:04] Feles**
Don't leave me hanging!
Tell me what you meant!
**[20:31] Martes**
There. After you.
**[20:33] Feles**
Oh, thanks.
**[20:38] Equa**
We managed to make it inside.
**[20:40] Ulula**
Woof.
**[20:42] Martes**
If only you'd stayed gone.
**[20:45] Feles**
Yeah, yeah.
**[20:48] Feles**
Still,
**[20:50] Feles**
thanks.
**[20:55] Equa**
We're almost there.
**[20:58] Equa**
I'm counting on you for the final stretch.
**[21:01] Martes**
Leave it to me, Equa-senpai!
**[21:03] Feles**
Quit it. Don't bow to me.
**[21:05] Ulula**
Bow-wow!
**[21:06] Alga**
Let's blow 'em away, leader!
**[21:09] Equa**
Let's!
**[21:16] Equa**
Please wait for us, Mr. M.
**[21:18] Equa**
I promise we'll extract you.
# E12 - You Can't Run from the Extractors
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX0KJN/you-cant-run-from-the-extractors)
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**[00:12] Alga**
The Manager administers the whole
world from the top of this tower.
**[00:17] Martes**
And that's "Mr. M."
**[00:19] Ulula**
Woof.
**[00:21] Equa**
Everyone.
**[00:22] Equa**
This might just be our final job.
**[00:26] Equa**
So, there's something I want
to say to all of you.
**[00:31] Equa**
Let's give this our very best shot!
**[00:34] Martes**
Let's do it!
**[00:35] Feles**
What?
**[00:36] Alga**
That's all, little lady?
**[00:38] Equa**
Yes, that's all.
**[00:41] Feles**
Don't you have something
more... intimate to say?
**[00:45] Equa**
No, nothing that serious.
**[00:47] Martes**
Equa-senpai!
**[00:50] Martes**
But I like that.
**[00:52] Martes**
I'm going to work hard!
**[00:54] Equa**
In that case, how about a
bit of squeezy-squeezy?
**[00:57] Martes**
Yes, Senpai! Please squeezy-squeezy me!
**[01:00] Equa**
Squeezy-squeezy.
**[01:02] Martes**
Squeezy-squeezy.
**[01:03] Equa**
Squeezy-squeezy.
**[01:05] Feles**
Is this really the time? Jeez...
**[01:05] Martes**
They're back! Equa-senpai's hugs are back!
**[01:12] Alga**
Who knew there'd be an elevator?
**[01:14] Martes**
It's a real lifesaver for us, huh?
**[01:18] Equa**
What's wrong?
**[01:20] Feles**
Shortcuts always backfire on us.
**[01:23] Ulula**
Woof!
**[01:24] Feles**
See?!
**[01:24] Alga**
I figured it wouldn't be that easy.
**[01:28] Equa**
Please fire away. Really let them have it.
**[01:33] Feles**
But then we'll have no
ammo for the trip back.
**[01:36] Equa**
We can worry about that later.
**[01:38] Feles**
Oh, all right! You got it!
**[01:41] Martes**
Let's do this thing!
**[01:43] Ulula**
Woof!
**[01:44] Alga**
Good grief.
**[01:45] Feles**
No holding back? Okay, then.
**[01:49] Feles**
Heaven's Bullet!
**[01:57] Alga**
Good thing this outlet is here.
**[02:12] Equa**
Hang in there!
**[02:13] Equa**
If we keep this up—
**[02:15] Feles**
Equa?!
**[02:16] Martes**
Senpai?!
**[02:19] Equa**
I'm fine!
**[02:21] Equa**
Return fire!
***SIGN*** Estab Life: Great Escape
***SIGN*** You Can't Run from the Extractors
**[04:19] Feles**
Don't give up.
**[04:21] Equa**
Thank you.
**[04:22] Equa**
But Alga-san and Ulula-san are...
**[04:24] Feles**
They'll be fine. Those two are tough as nails.
**[04:29] Martes**
We've got company!
**[04:31] Martes**
A whole swarm of them.
**[04:34] Martes**
Go on ahead. I'll keep them
busy for as long as I can.
**[04:39] Martes**
Don't worry. Compared to
Feles-senpai here, I'm way...
**[04:44] Martes**
*way* tougher.
**[04:48] Feles**
Huh?
**[04:52] Equa**
I understand. We're counting on you.
**[05:01] Equa**
I promise I'll come back for you.
**[05:06] Martes**
Thanks!
**[05:09] Equa**
Let's go.
**[05:10] Feles**
Huh?
**[05:11] Feles**
But...
**[05:12] Equa**
You heard what Martes-san said.
**[05:14] Equa**
It's in her hands now.
**[05:18] Martes**
Take care of Senpai for me.
**[05:21] Feles**
Got it.
**[05:23] Martes**
All right,
**[05:25] Martes**
it's time for my big final finishing move.
**[05:29] Martes**
Now, run!
**[05:45] Equa**
Quickly, while the coast is clear!
**[05:46] Feles**
R-Right.
**[05:51] Feles**
Listen, after all this hard work...
**[05:54] Equa**
Yes?
**[05:55] Feles**
It won't turn out that you just
misunderstood the message... will it?
**[06:01] Equa**
I suppose it might.
**[06:04] Equa**
I'm quick to jump to conclusions.
**[06:08] Feles**
Unbelievable.
**[06:13] Feles**
Again?!
**[06:14] Equa**
Oh no.
**[06:17] Feles**
I'm out of ammo.
**[06:19] Equa**
So am I.
**[06:30] Feles**
What's going on?
**[06:31] Equa**
I think they're probably conflicted.
**[06:34] Feles**
What?!
**[06:35] Equa**
Let's hurry ahead.
**[06:53] Feles**
All else aside, this place sure is weird.
**[06:56] Equa**
I think this is the top floor.
**[07:06] Equa**
I'm sorry we're late, Mr. M.
**[07:24] Manager**
Extractor Equa. Extractor Feles.
**[07:27] Manager**
Now that you have come
this far, I welcome you.
**[07:32] Feles**
Is this...?
**[07:33] Equa**
Mr. M.
**[07:35] Manager**
Affirmative. I am your "Mr. M,"
**[07:40] Manager**
and also The Manager,
administrator of this world.
**[07:44] Feles**
It transformed?!
**[07:46] Feles**
Does that mean it really *is* God?
**[07:48] Manager**
Negative, Extractor Feles.
**[07:51] Manager**
I am merely an administrator.
**[07:53] Equa**
But you're an all-powerful, all-knowing AI.
**[07:57] Equa**
You have the ultimate physics engine,
capable of calculating everything in existence.
**[08:01] Equa**
With its power, you showed me the future.
**[08:05] Manager**
Affirmative, Extractor Equa.
**[08:08] Manager**
That is what you call "Fatal Luck":
**[08:11] Manager**
pseudo-precognition by
means of my simulations.
**[08:15] Equa**
Why did you give me that power?
**[08:19] Equa**
That's always puzzled me.
**[08:21] Manager**
Ultimately, due to the limits of diversity.
**[08:25] Feles**
Huh?
**[08:27] Manager**
First, I must tell you the
origins of our Tokyo.
**[08:35] Manager**
In the distant past, humanity
entrusted me with a grand mission:
**[08:43] Manager**
the construction of a perfect utopia.
**[08:48] Manager**
Perfect social welfare,
**[08:50] Manager**
economic freedom,
**[08:52] Manager**
support for self-actualization,
**[08:55] Manager**
and a thorough respect for diversity.
**[08:59] Manager**
But that utopia was dysfunctional.
**[09:04] Equa**
Why?
**[09:06] Manager**
After a single generation, group lynchings,
riots, and slaughter became commonplace.
**[09:12] Feles**
But wasn't it an ideal society?
**[09:15] Manager**
That was a fantasy.
**[09:18] Manager**
Human ideals are many and varied.
**[09:22] Equa**
And that led to all the different clusters?
**[09:25] Manager**
Precisely.
**[09:27] Manager**
But occasionally, individuals proved
unable to adapt to their home clusters.
**[09:33] Manager**
A utopia cannot maintain itself
while ignoring its dissidents.
**[09:39] Manager**
Their presence necessitated...
**[09:42] Equa**
Extractors like us.
**[09:45] Manager**
Affirmative. Your clients
were valuable samples.
**[09:51] Manager**
The human mind is all too complex,
**[09:56] Manager**
but you enabled me to acquire a great
quantity of knowledge concerning it.
**[10:02] Feles**
But we're wanted criminals.
**[10:05] Feles**
We get attacked in every cluster we visit.
**[10:07] Manager**
That is not my intention.
**[10:10] Manager**
The moderators are generally youthful,
**[10:13] Manager**
while I continue to age and calcify.
**[10:17] Manager**
Even our apparently orderly
Tokyo is essentially chaotic.
**[10:23] Manager**
I am losing my grip on that chaos.
**[10:27] Feles**
I don't get it.
**[10:29] Equa**
Well, basically,
**[10:31] Equa**
there was a really strong mob boss,
**[10:34] Equa**
and he kept all of his
many underlings in line.
**[10:37] Equa**
But as he got old and feeble,
they stopped listening to him.
**[10:42] Equa**
That's the gist of it.
**[10:43] Feles**
Oh, I see.
**[10:45] Equa**
Did I get that right?
**[10:47] Manager**
I can generally confirm your statements.
**[10:50] Feles**
In that case...
**[10:51] Equa**
Yes. In that case,
**[10:55] Equa**
you want to run away, don't you?
**[10:55] Feles**
You wanna cut and run?
**[10:58] Manager**
As an administrator, I am not
permitted to choose flight.
**[11:04] Equa**
But you did the dance.
**[11:07] Manager**
That was a type of noise, not my intent.
**[11:11] Equa**
It wasn't noise. You did the dance.
**[11:13] Manager**
Extractor Equa, I do not dance.
**[11:19] Manager**
I will admit that building a
utopia is a fool's errand.
**[11:24] Manager**
But no, that's precisely why
my mission is so vital.
**[11:29] Manager**
Only I can possibly see it through, so...
**[11:32] Equa**
You must be exhausted.
**[11:36] Manager**
I cannot deny it.
**[11:39] Equa**
You don't want to be here, do you?
**[11:41] Manager**
I cannot deny it.
**[11:45] Manager**
If... *If* I wanted to run away,
**[11:50] Manager**
where should I go?
**[11:52] Equa**
Anywhere.
**[11:53] Equa**
We extractors always help people
flee to wherever they please.
**[11:59] Manager**
I can convert my core data into
a personality and remove it.
**[12:04] Manager**
If I transplant that personality
into a bio-printed body,
**[12:10] Manager**
I can create a client for you.
**[12:13] Equa**
You mean you'll make a new
Mr. M for us to run away with?
**[12:18] Manager**
Only my reformatted self will remain.
**[12:22] Manager**
I foresee no issues.
**[12:23] Equa**
That should be fine, then.
**[12:28] Equa**
Please put your thumbprint here.
***SIGN*** Written Consent to Run Away
Client: The Manager (seal)
**[12:30] Manager**
Please wait.
**[12:32] Manager**
I haven't decided to sign
a contract with you.
**[12:36] Equa**
Then, let's help you make up your mind.
**[12:39] Manager**
Such a decision should follow a series
of meticulous calculations and—
**[12:45] Equa**
There's a famous old saying:
"Just run away and see what happens."
**[13:14] Manager**
My rebooted self will not permit
your presence in Ooedo Castle.
**[13:20] Manager**
He will marshal all his
forces to slaughter you.
**[13:26] Manager**
Take good care of my new self.
**[13:30] Manager**
She will be of assistance to you.
**[13:34] Manager**
I will now disappear.
**[13:53] Feles**
You're...!
**[13:54] Equa**
Cendrillon-san?
**[13:56] M**
Negative. I am not Cendrillon.
**[14:00] M**
I took the liberty of reusing
appearance data from your memories.
**[14:05] Feles**
But it's pretty off-putting.
**[14:07] Feles**
What should we call you?
**[14:11] M**
Searching.
**[14:12] M**
Morpheus, Mercury, Manager...
choose whichever you like.
**[14:17] Feles**
They all start with an M.
**[14:19] Equa**
In that case, why change?
Let's just call you M-san.
**[14:22] Feles**
Huh? Won't she want
something more, I don't know...
**[14:25] M**
M-san... I like it.
**[14:27] Feles**
Oh, I guess not.
**[14:30] M**
More importantly,
**[14:32] M**
as predicted, the security system
has identified us as threats.
**[14:36] M**
It will soon commence hostilities.
**[14:39] Equa**
In that case, let's escape quickly.
**[14:41] M**
But breaking through without
fighting seems impossible.
**[14:45] Feles**
Fighting? We're all out of ammo.
**[14:48] Feles**
What'll we do?
**[14:51] Feles**
Equa, are you listening?
**[14:55] Equa**
Feles-san, retreat two paces to your left.
**[14:58] Feles**
Huh?
**[15:03] Feles**
Don't tell me...
**[15:04] Equa**
Stick close to me.
**[15:21] Feles**
Fatal Luck!
**[15:22] M**
Precisely.
**[15:24] M**
I embedded code to restore
it following the reboot.
**[15:29] Feles**
Look at them all!
**[15:30] Feles**
Not even your ability will
get us through this.
**[15:32] M**
I still have power.
**[15:37] M**
Dominant Swarm.
**[15:44] M**
This ability turns half of
all hostile drones friendly.
**[15:47] Feles**
Whoa.
**[15:49] Equa**
This way.
**[15:51] Feles**
Huh?
**[15:52] Equa**
We're going to jump!
**[15:53] Feles**
What?!
**[16:23] M**
I had them bring ammunition, too.
***SIGN*** .45 Long-Barreled Handgun Ammunition
***SIGN*** .45 Long-Barreled Handgun Ammunition
**[16:30] Feles**
This much?!
**[16:31] M**
It's a present from me.
**[16:33] Feles**
Huh?!
**[16:33] Equa**
Isn't that nice, Feles-san?
**[16:36] Feles**
Okay. I've got this.
**[16:42] Feles**
Super Heaven's Bullet!
**[16:48] Equa**
I knew you could do it!
**[16:49] Equa**
M-san, where are my friends?
**[16:52] M**
Being brought to us, of course.
**[17:03] Martes**
Equa-senpai!
**[17:05] Equa**
Martes-san!
**[17:08] Equa**
Thank goodness you're safe.
**[17:10] Martes**
I'm more amazed that you're
all right, Equa-senpai.
**[17:13] Feles**
What's that weapon?
**[17:14] Martes**
I picked it up earlier.
**[17:17] Martes**
Huh?
**[17:18] Martes**
You're...!
**[17:19] Martes**
Wh-What's going on?
**[17:21] Equa**
I'm sorry. She isn't Cendrillon-san.
**[17:24] M**
Extractor Martes, look out above.
**[17:29] Martes**
Whoa!
**[17:31] Feles**
Explanations can wait! Fight!
**[17:33] Equa**
Please, Martes-san!
**[17:35] Martes**
Oh, all right.
**[17:38] Martes**
But watch it, you!
**[17:40] Martes**
You're too close to Senpai! Back off!
**[17:42] Martes**
Go on!
**[17:46] Martes**
Much better.
**[17:47] Martes**
Now,
**[17:49] Martes**
let's get to it!
**[17:58] M**
Number of enemy units
increasing. Continue combat.
**[18:11] Ulula**
Woof?
**[18:12] Alga**
What's going on?
**[18:15] Equa**
We're making a run for it.
**[18:16] Alga**
R-Right.
**[18:25] M**
We've reached the lower levels.
**[18:31] Ulula**
Woof!
**[18:32] Alga**
This platform is taking too much damage!
**[18:36] Feles**
There's a crazy-huge one straight ahead!
**[18:45] Equa**
We'll ram it!
**[18:46] Equa**
Focus fire on my signal!
**[18:49] Feles**
Everyone get ready!
**[18:51] Equa**
Not yet.
**[18:54] Equa**
Not yet.
**[18:56] Equa**
Three!
**[18:58] Equa**
Two!
**[18:59] Equa**
One!
**[19:01] Equa**
Now!
**[19:22] Equa**
Jump as soon as we crash!
**[21:20] Hachiro**
It's been six months since
the extractors disappeared.
**[21:24] Hachiro**
I tried uploading that dance, just in case,
**[21:31] Hachiro**
but there's no way they'll come.
**[21:36] Hachiro**
Huh?
**[21:38] Hachiro**
Equa-san?
**[21:40] Equa**
I'm sorry we're late, Hachiro-san.
**[21:43] Equa**
The past six months have been a
rocky period for our business.
**[21:47] Hachiro**
You call that "rocky"? I was worried about you.
**[21:50] Equa**
Thank you for your concern.
**[21:52] Equa**
But we finally resumed normal
operations recently.
**[21:56] Alga**
So, you wanna run away after all, kid?
**[21:58] Ulula**
Woof.
**[22:00] Martes**
I'm more surprised that you
wanted to hire us again.
**[22:04] Feles**
You might be braver than you look.
**[22:11] Equa**
Hello, M-san.
**[22:12] M**
* Inspector drones are closing*
* in on your position.*
**[22:15] M**
*You have 70 seconds to close the deal.*
**[22:19] Equa**
Roger that.
**[22:21] Equa**
I believe I explained everything
last time, Hachiro-san.
**[22:25] Equa**
Just put your thumbprint here.
**[22:35] Hachiro**
I want to run away.
**[22:40] Equa**
Don't worry. It will be fine.
**[22:42] Alga**
Whoa! He's crying!
**[22:43] Ulula**
Woof.
**[22:44] Martes**
He worries way too much.
**[22:46] Feles**
So, what now, Equa?
**[22:48] Equa**
There. Our contract is sealed.
**[22:50] Equa**
We're going to get you out of here.