5 - Let's Plan a Light-novel with your Little Sister
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Several days have passed since that incident.
[00:08] ---
Big Brother...
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I'm in love with someone.
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But, like always,
I'm making a meal for my little sister.
[00:48] ---
Sagiri, I'm leaving it here,
so make sure to eat!
[01:06] ---
Yo.
[01:11] ---
Sagiri, wait!
I have something important to talk about!
[01:14] ---
Something important?
[01:16] ---
Yeah, so please listen.
[01:20] ---
Hold on. Let me get ready.
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What were you...
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Wh...
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What's with that outfit!?
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Is it weird?
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I-It's not weird, but...
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Then, I'm glad.
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D-Don't stare at me.
[02:00] ---
S-Sorry.
[02:02] ---
Geez.
[02:04] ---
Wh-Why did you suddenly
want to wear clothes like that?
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You don't get it?
After making me read something like that?
[02:11] ---
W-Well, after reading something like that,
I can understand you'd be cautious around me.
[02:26] ---
Sagiri...
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I love you.
[02:34] ---
It was love at first sight.
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But...
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I want to be your big brother.
[02:44] ---
Romance between siblings
is out of the question.
[02:47] ---
H-How does it end up that way?
[02:50] ---
What do you mean?
[02:51] ---
The other day, when I said "I was in love..."
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Yeah. That means
"you can't answer to my feelings", right?
[03:01] ---
I totally get it.
[03:09] ---
Sagiri?
[03:30] ---
Idiot!
[05:03] ---
So, what is this "something important"
you want to talk about?
[05:06] ---
I want you to make
a project proposal with me.
[05:08] ---
Project proposal?
[05:09] ---
Yeah. To turn the new piece
I wrote the other day into a book,
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I first have to submit a project proposal.
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If it gets turned down,
I won't be able to turn it into a book.
[05:21] ---
What we want to turn into a book
is that manuscript.
[05:24] ---
Got it. But what should I do?
[05:27] ---
I've already decided what I want you to do.
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I want you to draw illustrations
of a lewd little sister.
[05:51] ---
Geez! You're such a pervert, Big Brother!
[05:53] ---
Why are you telling me to draw illustrations
of a lewd little sister!?
[05:57] ---
Because the heroine for my piece
is a little sister,
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and you're good at drawing lewd art,
so that's why I requested that.
[06:03] ---
Liar! I'm sure
there's a perverted reason behind this!
[06:07] ---
Why are you fixated on that thought?
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Because... Because...
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You said you love me, right, Big Brother?
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So much that you'd fall in love at first sight.
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But, that's only as a big brother!
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I'd never have lewd thoughts
about my little sister!
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What's with that look on your face?
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Hmph!
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Geez.
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Mail: Idiot
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"Save me! Right now!"
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What are you doing? Hurry!
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I'm done!
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For now, I took my own image
and made it into a drawing.
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Does the heroine look something like this?
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Something is off.
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How so?
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Can you draw her a bit cuter?
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Cuter? In what way?
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Let's see...
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Someone that looks more like you.
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There you go saying stuff like that again!
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Asking me to draw a "lewd illustration" of a
"little sister like me"? Such sexual harassment!
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The ideal heroine is exactly like you,
so I can't help it.
[08:09] ---
Y-You say exactly like me but,
you have to be more specific.
[08:15] ---
Well...
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A bit more phantasmal, like a fairy or an angel.
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So that's the image...
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And make her face a bit younger,
and with smaller breasts.
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And, I want you to change
the nature of its eroticism.
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Nature?
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A kid with not much sex appeal,
but when you notice,
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the hem on her clothes are turned up,
showing her thighs,
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and you can't help your racing heart,
kind of eroticism...
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Yes! Exactly like that.
[09:02] ---
Hey, stop th—
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Why didn't you come save me right away?
[09:10] ---
I saved you in the end, so don't complain.
[09:16] ---
R-Right. Thanks.
[09:21] ---
So, you had to escape right away?
What happened?
[09:26] ---
Th-They showed up.
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"They"?
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The editors from Full-Drive Publishing.
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They're going to monitor me
to see if I'm properly working or not!
[09:37] ---
All right, Elf Yamada-sensei,
let's go home and work!
[09:41] ---
Masamune-sensei, I beg you! Shelter me!
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Anything. I'll do anything!
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You just said you'll do anything?
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Y-Yes.
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Then...
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Teach me how to write a project proposal!
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Oh no! You're so unfair!
Such a raunchy request to my noble self...
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Me, a super-pretty girl,
is saying she'll do anything.
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You think such a request is going to be...
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"Shut up"?
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And "Hurry back up".
[10:17] ---
Wait!
[10:18] ---
What?
[10:20] ---
I want to meet Eromanga-sensei, too!
[10:27] ---
Yo, it's the first time seeing you like this, huh,
Elf Yamada-sensei.
[10:32] ---
Eromanga-sensei?
[10:34] ---
No, I don't know anyone by that name.
[10:37] ---
She says she's not?
[10:38] ---
That's like a pet phrase of hers,
so don't worry about it.
[10:41] ---
No way! Elf-sensei is super cute
when you see her up close!
[10:46] ---
Hey, hey, what kind of panties
are you wearing right now?
[10:49] ---
Wh-Why would you start off
with that question?
[10:52] ---
Can I call you Elf-chan?
Is that your real name? How old are you?
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Have you started wearing a bra already?
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What is this!?
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What? It's the Eromanga-sensei
that you've been wanting to meet.
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Her behavior is like some lewd old man!
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Am I different from what you imagined?
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No, it matches your penname
so well that I'm surprised.
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After reading "that manuscript", her personality
is completely different from this, right?
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B-Big brother,
you showed that manuscript to her?
[11:25] ---
I read it, and I've heard much about you.
[11:28] ---
It must have been something for you to read
such a passionate love-letter.
[11:32] ---
So you know that much. I see.
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Of course! We're like buddies now!
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No, we're not—
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You carried me like a princess.
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Princess...
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Masamune...
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That's how we called each other!
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Stop altering memories.
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So you guys get along.
[11:53] ---
It doesn't matter who Izumi-sensei
is all lovey-dovey with!
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Anyway, weren't you going to teach us
how to write a project proposal?
[12:02] ---
R-Right! A project proposal!
[12:03] ---
Oh, you mentioned something like that.
[12:06] ---
But for things like that, you can just
write something in five minutes, right?
[12:10] ---
Then, you feel like you've done some real work,
and concentrate on playing games.
[12:16] ---
And that's why the editorial staff
started monitoring you.
[12:19] ---
It's totally not just me!
[12:21] ---
Everyone totally procrastinates
and plays games.
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No way that's true!
[12:24] ---
Okay, so, talk of a project proposal is done.
[12:28] ---
Hey!
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Say, you like games, right?
[12:31] ---
You had a lot of consoles in your room.
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Let's play a match! A match!
[12:41] ---
Thank you very much!
[12:44] ---
Sheesh, why am I sent out
to go buy snacks for them?
[12:49] ---
I haven't even played games
with my little sister yet.
[12:55] ---
But...
[13:06] ---
I'm back!
[13:18] ---
Wh-Wh-What are you doing?
[13:20] ---
I-I-I was just showing my panties
to Eromanga-sensei!
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What kind of erotic play is that?
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It can't be helped!
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She said she'd draw me an illustration
if I showed her my panties, so...
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I wanted to see panties.
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If that settled things,
we wouldn't need the police!
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When I see a cute girl,
I can't help but want to see her panties.
[13:40] ---
That's how all illustrators are!
[13:42] ---
Apologize! Apologize right now
to all the illustrators in the country!
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You see now, right?
[13:51] ---
That raunchy pose was also specified by
Eromanga-sensei, so don't get any wrong ideas.
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Now, the next time I draw nudes for
Yamada-sensei, I can draw them better.
[14:03] ---
You guys make a better team than I thought.
[14:09] ---
Who is that?
[14:11] ---
You sold me out, Masamune!
[14:14] ---
- I don't wanna work! I'm gonna play games!
- Thank you for your cooperation.
[14:21] ---
Hey, Sagiri. What kind of conversation did you
have with her while I was out shopping?
[14:27] ---
Well, nothing much.
[14:30] ---
I see.
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Then, what do you think of Elf?
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A weird person.
[14:40] ---
What?
[14:41] ---
No, nothing. Nothing at all.
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You know...
[14:47] ---
Maybe we should invite her over again.
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Yeah.
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I could write novels easily,
but project proposals...
[15:09] ---
From: Ayame Kagurazaka
Subject: Got your new piece yet?
To: Masamune Izumi
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I'll secure a publishing spot,
and be waiting for you!
[15:14] ---
Secure a publishing spot?
[15:18] ---
So if the proposal goes through,
I can publish it right away.
[15:24] ---
Look at this.
[15:28] ---
Hey, this is from earlier...
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Isn't it amazing?
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The lewd wrinkles in her panties,
and her expression of embarrassment!
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Yup, yup.
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I thought I drew it really well,
so I wanted to boast to you, Big Brother.
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All right, we'll put her in.
[15:44] ---
I'll have this girl show up in my story.
[15:48] ---
An idea came to me seeing this illustration...
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I can write an amazing scene with it!
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This is it!
[15:59] ---
Sagiri, can you draw
more illustrations like this?
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If you draw illustrations
that you feel passionate about,
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new ideas might spark up, like just now.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Will you draw for me again?
[16:18] ---
Yup!
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Well then, I'm counting on you,
Eromanga-sensei!
[16:23] ---
I-I don't know anyone by that name.
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Sagiri?
[16:40] ---
A serious problem has occurred.
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I can't draw anything but loli girls now.
[16:50] ---
That is indeed a serious problem. But why?
[16:54] ---
I thought you practiced
and can draw big-chested girls, too.
[16:59] ---
I drew those watching videos and idols on TV.
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And that's not good enough now?
[17:04] ---
Now, I need light bulbs flashing like
when I saw Elf-chan to get any inspiration.
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Light bulbs?
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I'm desperately trying to think of a way
to see panties in real life, up close,
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without leaving my room.
[17:18] ---
I-I see.
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In any case!
[17:22] ---
I want to see girls other than Elf-chan,
so I can get inspired!
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So I can draw illustrations that will
make Izumi-sensei conjure up new heroines!
[17:31] ---
Big Brother, do you know someone who's cute,
well-endowed, and willing to show her panties?
[17:36] ---
Of course I don't!
[17:41] ---
Over 14.5 million total copies in print,
a smash hit!
[17:45] ---
The youngest yet
super-popular author Muramasa Senju
[17:49] ---
brings you volume 11 of
"Legend of the Illusionary Demon Sword."
[17:52] ---
The anime version is on air right now!
[17:58] ---
Hello?
[17:59] ---
Hi, hi! It's everyone's favorite Megumin!
[18:03] ---
Hey, can you tell?
[18:07] ---
Right now, I'm...
[18:10] ---
...taking a bath!
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Huh, huh, huh?
[18:17] ---
Brother, did you actually imagine something?
[18:23] ---
What do you want?
[18:25] ---
How is Izumi-chan since we last spoke?
Has she come out of her room yet?
[18:31] ---
No...
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But she seems to have made a friend recently.
[18:41] ---
Wait! I want details!
[18:47] ---
How's that? Isn't it amazing progress?
[18:51] ---
Um, can I be honest?
[18:54] ---
Go ahead.
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Then...
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So frustrating!
[19:06] ---
I wanted to be her very first friend!
[19:13] ---
Hey, can I be honest here, too?
[19:16] ---
Go ahead.
[19:19] ---
I was frustrated, too. It felt like
someone got ahead of me, just like you.
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We're comrades.
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Hey, Brother, can we meet right now?
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Right now?
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I want to consult you about my plan
to become friends with Izumi-chan.
[19:40] ---
Oh, so that's it. Sure, where should I head to?
[19:45] ---
Do you know Takasago Books
across from the train station?
[19:52] ---
Tomoe's
Recommendation
Corner
[19:58] ---
Maybe I arrived a bit too early.
[20:01] ---
Hey, hey, customer.
[20:03] ---
What kind of books are you looking for today?
[20:05] ---
Give me a heroine where Eromanga-sensei's
light bulbs will start flashing.
[20:10] ---
Like Shana-chan?
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Shut up, shut up, shut up!
[20:13] ---
Or Taiga-chan?
[20:15] ---
You stupid dog.
[20:16] ---
Or Maisel-chan?
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I love seeing tall people grovel like that.
[20:22] ---
Those are heroines
where my light bulbs would flash.
[20:25] ---
That's not what I mean!
[20:29] ---
So in other words, you're searching
for a pretty girl with big breasts
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who can provide inspiration
for Eromanga-sensei!
[20:36] ---
Well, yeah.
[20:39] ---
Well, that puts me in a bind.
[20:42] ---
Why are you the one who's blushing?
[20:45] ---
This is about you wanting to use me
as a model for your new title, right?
[20:49] ---
You're gonna go along with it?
[20:51] ---
Then, can you hop onto Skype
and show Eromanga-sensei your panties?
[20:57] ---
That's an easy task.
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Wait, of course I can't do anything like that!
[21:03] ---
Guess who?
[21:06] ---
Must be Megumi.
[21:07] ---
Correct!
[21:09] ---
Sorry to make you wait.
[21:11] ---
Umm, Izumi-sensei!
[21:16] ---
Oh? She found you out?
[21:18] ---
Makes sense. I had the calendar on the wall.
And my penname is the same as my real name.
[21:24] ---
So, let's get to discussing my plan
to become friends with Izumi-chan.
[21:30] ---
Oh, right. We were going to talk about that.
[21:33] ---
Brother, you write novels, right?
The ones that have illustrations...
[21:37] ---
Yes, I do.
[21:39] ---
Then, I think Izumi-chan
likes stuff like that, too.
[21:44] ---
The Virgin Mary is Watching You
[21:47] ---
Well, she does have quite a bit.
[21:50] ---
Right?
[21:52] ---
So that's why I'm thinking about
reading these creepy otaku novels!
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Next Episode: Masamune Izumi
and the Nemesis of Ten Million Copies