# Season 1
# 1 - My Little Sister, and the Sealed Room
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRQ40V31Y/eromanga-sensei)
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*...and they lived happily.
The End*
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*I always remember the day
my little sister first arrived.*
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*She was as fragile as spring snow,*
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*and hiding behind Mom, she cast her eyes
down as she glanced at me.*
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From today, she's going to be your little sister.
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Please take good care of her.
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*I smile, and reply, "Sure!"*
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Hey there!
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Nice to meet you, Big Brother.
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N-Nice to meet you.
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*Ever since, I haven't seen my little sister at all.*
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I'll be right there!
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Sagiri, I brought your meal.
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I'll leave your meal right here.
Make sure to eat up.
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Please come out of your room
so I can see your face.
- From, Your Brother
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I'll be going now!
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All right!
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*My name is Masamune Izumi.
I'm a first year in high school.*
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*I go to school, but I also
work as a light novel author.*
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I read your newest release!
**[02:37] ---**
Hey! Carry that a bit more carefully!
There's still a bit left!
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*From a year ago, I've been continually fighting.*
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Wanna try this place?
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*Against my little sister
who refuses to leave her room.*
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*My irritation that I'm still
only a high school student.*
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Masamune Izumi.
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*Well, all sorts of stuff like that.*
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You're sharp as always.
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*Now, the only family member left for me
is my little step-sister.*
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*From that incident a year ago,*
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*my little sister shut herself in her room*
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*and stopped communicating with everyone.*
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"Come out of your room so I can see your face."
That is my only wish.
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Adachi Fourth Public High School
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*The super-dangerous action that I sealed away
from the trauma I suffered after debuting...*
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Masamune Izumi Autograph Event
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*Egosurfing.*
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*I debuted as a light novel author
right around when I entered middle school.*
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*And for the three years since,
my trusty partner who draws really erotic art,*
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Silverwolf of Reincarnation 3
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*Eromanga-sensei, has been working with me.*
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I really recommend this book!
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*I have yet to meet this partner of mine.*
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*And the other day,*
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*I had my first autograph session
commemorating the series completion.*
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"Silverwolf of Reincarnation"
Series Completion Commemoration
Autograph Session - Author, Masamune Izumi
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*My pen name is also "Masamune Izumi".
I just wrote my first name in katakana.*
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*I showed my face
during the autograph session.*
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*So there's a chance my classmates
might have realized.*
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Looks like I'm okay for no—
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[TERRIBLE NEWS] Masamune Izumi-sensei's
autograph is too messy lolololol
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Come on now,
stuff like that happens all the time.
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If you ask me, it's the price of fame.
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I'm really not that famous, though.
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Dissing someone like you, Mune-kun, isn't
going to increase page views on a blog, either.
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Tomoe, what you're saying is even worse.
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Mune-kun, Mune-kun.
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I was just looking at that post.
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Isn't this the blog of the "sensei"
who draws illustrations for your novels?
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Eromanga-sensei's Doodling Blog
"At the Tip of the Panties"
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Wait, you're right.
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What is this guy doing?
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Eromanga-sensei sure disses you
in a strangely happy fashion, don't you think?
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The materials aren't here yet.
These settings are hard to understand!
He can write fast though (lol)
**[04:38] ---**
Mune-kun, did you do something
to this person?
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No! I think.
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I mean, I haven't even met the guy yet.
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Despite working together for three years?
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My editor said she's never met this guy, either.
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Apparently all the work
is done over the internet.
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A work style of the modern era!
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Maybe the guy found out
I complained about the lewd pen name?
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But you have to think about how I feel with
each cover showing "Art: Eromanga".
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Hey, Mune-kun. Eromanga-sensei
is going to do live streaming later today.
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Why don't you take a look?
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I'm home!
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A live streaming, huh?
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Yeah, yeah, got it!
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Wait just a second!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got it, I got it!
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Sagiri.
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When you're done eating,
leave the dishes outside the room!
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Please give me requests on what foods
you want to eat. From, Your Brother.
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All right, let's see what kind of person this is.
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NiyaNiya Live
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*- my one and only fun
- It started lolol*
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*Well, good evening, everyone.
Thanks for coming today!*
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*- To think it would go for 16 episodes!
- Meruru is mai waifu*
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Eromanga-sensei's
Let's chat while I draw Part 16
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*- Meruruuu!
- Ero!! Lolol*
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Best erotic artist of the century,
EROMANGA-SENSEI
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*- looking forward to this!!
- it's here! lolol*
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*I-I don't know anyone by that name!*
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*- gimme mai waifu again today
- the old man that draws erotic art's here!*
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You're "Eromanga" because
you keep drawing erotic stuff, right?
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*I'm telling you, that's not it! You guys
always keep saying ero, ero, ero, ero!*
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Wow, this guy is directly communicating
with the fans. I might be a little jealous.
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So, today's art won't be that erotic.
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*- What will you draw?
- Hurry up.*
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*I'll be drawing Beniusagi,*
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*- Nice seeing you
- Gimme an erotic one*
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*a girl from Masamune Izumi-sensei's
"Silverwolf of Reincarnation"!*
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*- It started!
- Illustrations incoming!*
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*She's my favorite character! Though,
Izumi-sensei killed her off in volume three.*
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Silverwolf of Reincarnation
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Ugh, sorry. Come to think, she did
seem to be Eromanga-sensei's favorite.
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Izumi-sensei is a really terrible person.
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He mercilessly killed off
such a cute girl like her.
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I couldn't help it. It's a battle-focused series.
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HmHm. So that's how to structure this...
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*Oh, thanks for the comments.*
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*- I want to see the final picture now!
- Beniusagi is so cute lolol*
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*Sorry for not going to the autograph session
to celebrate the conclusion of Silverwolf.*
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*- excited-!
- I went there!*
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*- I went to the autograph session
- It was fun!*
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*I can't show my face in public.*
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Is Izumi-sensei a beautiful
grade-school girl like the rumors say?
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*- I wanted to see you too, Eromanga-sensei!
- Can't show face in public.*
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*Shut up. I've never met Izumi-sensei
so I wouldn't know.*
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*- It was fun!
- I went!*
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*By the way, I saw Izumi-sensei's autograph*
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*- I want to see Izumi-sensei, too!
- Beniusagi, so cute lolol*
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*in a signed copy to show
at the autograph session.*
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*- You're actually an old man, right?
- Good erotic level.*
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*The handwriting was so awful,
I had to put it up on my blog.*
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Masamune Izumi / My regards!
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Shut up!
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*And there we go, done!*
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*- Hard worker!
- Fast drawing as always*
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"When you speak your dreams,
you should laugh!!"
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*- Super cute
- Amazinggg*
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*- so erotic!!
- butt! lololol*
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*That's it for today.
Thank you for watching!*
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*- best ever
- her butt lolololol*
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*Now, which character
should I draw in the next stream?*
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*- Beniusagi, naked version
- something erotic!*
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*Wait, you guys don't stammer all at once!
Hold on a second!*
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*- can it be a current season anime?
- such a tease~~*
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*- anything, as long as it's erotic
- Kinjishi-chan*
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It's him!!
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*- it's a mask, lol
- Old man, don't push yourself too hard.*
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*Pick from one of these.*
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So this is Eromanga-sensei.
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*I'd like it to be from something
I've worked on...*
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Please give me requests on what foods
you want to eat. From, Your Brother.
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*What does this mean?*
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*That's what I made earlier.*
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*A coincidence? No, I'm positive.*
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*What's being shown here is... my home?*
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*Could this be my little sister?*
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*Is that even possible?
What's the probability for that?*
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"Are you Sagiri?"
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Wait, I can't disclose her real name!
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"I'm watching. -Your Brother"
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No, wait.
"Come out of your room"
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No!
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*Well then, I'm planning
to stream again tomorrow.*
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*- Goodnight!
- Beniusagi is the best!!*
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*Come watch again! Bye-bye!*
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*- Camera, camera!!
- forgot to turn it off?*
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Hey, you're still on screen lolol
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*Oh, that was fun!*
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*- hey, Eromanga-sensei
- Wait, seriously?*
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what an entertainer lololol
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*- The true face of Eromanga-sensei??
- The mask!!*
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*Oof.*
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*- Meruru- lololol
- How old is this old man*
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*Oh yeah, I was hungry,
but I forgot to eat my meal.*
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It's just an old man, right?
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*- you're kidding me lolol
- time to disclose the true form lolol*
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*- those are unexpectedly cute socks.
- I don't wanna see a naked old man!*
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I don't want to see a dude strip.
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This could be bad.
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It's not coming off.
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Dammit, you're not on screen! Come back!
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*- the usual parka lolol
- I can see Eromanga-sensei naked*
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Oh no, no, no, no, no!
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This is all too bad!
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*If Eromanga-sensei is Sagiri,*
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*my little sister's strip show
will be broadcast to the entire world!*
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Stop! Camera! You forgot to turn it off!
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A family intrusion!
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You're totally making a blunder!
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*- Oh no, it's the dad!
- Just a little bit more!*
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It's off.
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I guarded it.
I guarded the nudity of my little sister.
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*Nice to meet you, Big Brother.*
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It's been a while, Big Brother.
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*It was my first reunion
with my little sister in a year.*
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It's been a while.
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Has it been like a year?
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You're Eromanga-sensei?
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That stream earlier...
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That wasn't you?
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I don't know anyone by that name.
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I can't hear you.
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I...
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I don't know anyone by that name.
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Then why did you pick a pen name like that?
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Whoa!
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Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
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Let go!
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Aren't you Eromanga-sensei, who drew
illustrations for "Silverwolf of Reincarnation"?
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I-I'm not...
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That's amazing!
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That stream earlier.
That illustration was really really cute!
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So many of your fans were watching, too,
and you made them all happy.
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You've been doing some amazing things.
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Your...
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Your illustrations are really erotic.
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A-And Sagiri, actually, I-I...
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No!
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Go away!
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Dammit. This is the beginning.
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I'm sorry, Izumi-sensei.
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I've been really busy lately!
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I'm in charge of so many hit titles that I've only
slept for two hours the past two nights!
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What's this?
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Project proposals for my new series. I have
two titles, and they're finished to volume three.
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Proposals?
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This one is a superpower school battle series
like the previous one.
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And this is an adventure
in an alternate universe.
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Wait, these are complete manuscripts!
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I thought that would be faster.
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I told you the other day to submit something
that conveys the plot in 10 seconds!
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Did you?
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Sheesh. You sure do write fast, if anything.
**[11:55] ---**
And this is the script
for when it turns into an anime.
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Are you dumb!?
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Izumi-sensei, you sure changed
from about a year ago.
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Oh, I used to do this
as an extension of my hobby.
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I wrote stories that I thought were fun to read,
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and it felt good to have everyone else
read and enjoy them.
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But now...
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I need money.
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It's a commonplace reason.
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Isn't that okay, though?
**[12:24] ---**
That's an ordinary reason
for someone who writes for a living.
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If it leads to your motivation,
I don't care what it is.
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Oh, there's one more thing
that will motivate you, Sensei.
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*The "Silverwolf" series that ended the other day
is the title that I'm known for right now.*
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Autograph session - Author, Masamune Izumi
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*And I don't think I'll continue the story.*
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*But!*
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Sagiri!
**[12:56] ---**
*The guys I thought I'd never meet again
were all waving at me.*
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Congrats "Silverwolf of Reincarnation" completion
Art: Eromanga
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*And they all looked like they were saying,
"See ya! Let's keep our spirits up!"*
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*That made me happy, so...*
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Sagiri! Eromanga-sensei!
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Listen to me!
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I am Masamune Izumi, the author
of "Silverwolf of Reincarnation"!
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Really?
**[13:23] ---**
Big Brother, you're Masamune Izumi?
**[13:27] ---**
The author of "Silverwolf of Reincarnation"?
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Y-Yeah, that's right.
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And you're Eromanga-sensei, right?
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I don't know anyone by that name.
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I-Is that bad?
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Of course it's not bad.
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I finally met you!
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Come in.
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Didn't you hear me? I said, "Come in."
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It's okay?
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I-I said it's okay.
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I-I see. All right.
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- It's pretty tidy in here.
- Yeah.
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Good girl.
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...Don't.
**[14:22] ---**
"Don't treat me like a child?"
**[14:24] ---**
Don't touch me.
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Sit there.
**[14:28] ---**
"Touch me there"?
**[14:30] ---**
Sit! There!
**[14:32] ---**
Sure!
**[14:42] ---**
- So, why...
- Huh?
**[14:44] ---**
Ouch!
**[14:46] ---**
Wh-Wh-What?
**[14:47] ---**
I only got closer
because you were speaking softly!
**[14:56] ---**
Ahh...
**[14:59] ---**
Is this okay?
**[15:01] ---**
Y-Yeah. That will do.
**[15:04] ---**
How did you figure it out?
**[15:06] ---**
You mean, "How did you realize that I was
the person behind Eromanga-sensei"?
**[15:11] ---**
Yup.
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If not, I won't ever let you in.
**[15:19] ---**
When you were streaming, the meal
I made for you was in the background.
**[15:24] ---**
You forgot to turn the camera off,
and you started taking your clothes off...
**[15:29] ---**
Th-That's enough. I get it now.
**[15:33] ---**
So after all, Big Brother,
you were "Masamune Izumi-sensei".
**[15:38] ---**
"After all"? You had noticed?
**[15:41] ---**
I was just thinking you had the same name.
**[15:43] ---**
For it to actually be the same person...
What kind of probability is that?
**[15:48] ---**
To think that I've been living under
the same roof as Eromanga-sensei.
**[15:53] ---**
I can't believe it.
**[15:55] ---**
And I don't know anyone by that name.
**[15:59] ---**
Um, this is so sudden,
and I don't know what to do.
**[16:05] ---**
For starters, I'm sorry
I made you draw all those lewd pictures!
**[16:13] ---**
I-Idiot!
**[16:17] ---**
Don't suddenly shout so loudly, idiot!
**[16:21] ---**
Y-You're the idiot! Lewd pervert!
Even the other day...
**[16:26] ---**
*Your illustrations are really erotic.*
**[16:28] ---**
You can't just say that to a girl, s-so suddenly!
**[16:32] ---**
Do you have to get that angry?
**[16:34] ---**
I was talking about how I was requesting
lewd illustrations from my little sister!
**[16:38] ---**
L-Lewd illustrations are my job,
and I like it, so it's okay!
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But you can't talk about stuff like that!
**[16:44] ---**
Why?
**[16:48] ---**
Th-That's...
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Big Brother, you idiot! Dunce!
Light-novel protagonist!
**[16:54] ---**
Fine. I won't say it again.
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It's fine if you understand.
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I-In the first place, Big Brother,
you're all sorts of no good.
**[17:06] ---**
All sorts?
**[17:07] ---**
F-For instance...
**[17:08] ---**
That's right!
You stay at home too much on days off!
**[17:11] ---**
Writing is my side job,
so of course I'd be home working!
**[17:15] ---**
Even during summer vacation?
**[17:17] ---**
Right.
**[17:21] ---**
Back then, everything I wrote was getting
turned down, so I pulled a lot of all-nighters.
**[17:24] ---**
So I forgot to make you meals.
**[17:27] ---**
The despair I felt when meals didn't arrive
even after thumping the floor...
**[17:31] ---**
...do you know how that feels, Big Brother?
**[17:33] ---**
Come out of your room and eat.
**[17:35] ---**
I think I've lost if I leave my room!
**[17:37] ---**
Even if you say it like a famous quote,
it's not cool.
**[17:41] ---**
By the way, I noticed
you blog and stream stuff.
**[17:46] ---**
I-Is that bad?
**[17:47] ---**
It's not bad. But it was slightly unexpected.
**[17:51] ---**
You weren't the person I knew,
and you were really lively.
**[17:57] ---**
What's wrong?
**[17:59] ---**
It's fun. Drawing art, and chatting
with everyone while streaming.
**[18:04] ---**
I want to hear more stuff like that.
**[18:06] ---**
I hardly know anything about you.
**[18:11] ---**
The reason why I started drawing illustrations
was because Mom taught me.
**[18:16] ---**
I was naturally doing nothing but drawing
since I was little...
**[18:20] ---**
And I was a professional before I knew it.
**[18:22] ---**
Mom complimented me,
saying it was amazing.
**[18:26] ---**
After Mom was gone,
**[18:28] ---**
I couldn't draw at all.
**[18:30] ---**
And I couldn't leave my room.
**[18:35] ---**
But one day, I saw someone streaming.
**[18:38] ---**
That person was happily drawing
while chatting with everyone.
**[18:42] ---**
I was jealous.
**[18:43] ---**
I wanted to be like that, and tried it out.
**[18:48] ---**
I see.
**[18:50] ---**
It was really fun.
**[18:52] ---**
After seeing the illustrations, they give me
their opinions, like "so cute", "so amazing".
**[18:57] ---**
They ask me to draw more.
**[18:59] ---**
I'm still in my room,
**[19:01] ---**
but I can play and chat with people
all over the world like we're friends.
**[19:05] ---**
That, really, really makes my heart race.
**[19:10] ---**
I see. It's the same for me.
**[19:13] ---**
The reason I became an author
**[19:15] ---**
was because the people posting their novels
on the internet seemed to have fun.
**[19:19] ---**
There was a time when I wrote novels
on the web, too.
**[19:21] ---**
And, I got my first fan mail ever.
**[19:21] ---**
That was a great story!
I drew a picture of the Hero Masamune!
**[19:24] ---**
That made me so happy.
I was really, really happy.
**[19:28] ---**
That's why I'm here right now.
**[19:30] ---**
The Adventures of Hero Masamune
Congrats on the Completion!
**[19:31] ---**
I wonder if that person
still reads my novels today.
**[19:35] ---**
I see, so Izumi-sensei, you too...
**[19:39] ---**
"Sensei"?
**[19:40] ---**
Oh, n-nothing!
I knew you wrote novels on the web!
**[19:45] ---**
I-I see. But to think I'd see the day
where I could talk to you like this.
**[19:51] ---**
Big Brother, why are you bothering me?
**[19:55] ---**
You should just leave me alone.
**[19:58] ---**
I'm just...
**[20:02] ---**
Do I trouble you?
**[20:03] ---**
T-Trouble...
**[20:05] ---**
It's because you're my little sister.
**[20:08] ---**
And Mom asked me to take good care of you.
**[20:12] ---**
Is that your reason?
**[20:14] ---**
I still don't know what counts
as taking good care of you.
**[20:18] ---**
So I just do things that I feel
would count as such.
**[20:21] ---**
I don't get it at all.
**[20:23] ---**
Other than that, I'm just lonely, after all.
**[20:25] ---**
I'd like to eat meals together
with my cute little sister.
**[20:28] ---**
And I want to take care of her, too.
**[20:32] ---**
Even a troublesome little sister like this,
who hardly ever talks to you?
**[20:36] ---**
So you were aware of that.
**[20:40] ---**
I want us to get along.
**[20:44] ---**
Because we're family.
**[20:47] ---**
Are we a family?
**[20:50] ---**
Of course. We live together like this.
**[20:57] ---**
I see. I don't see it that way.
**[21:03] ---**
You don't call people
merely living together a family.
**[21:11] ---**
I don't want to talk anymore.
Get out, Big Brother.
**[21:15] ---**
Sure thing.
**[21:20] ---**
Sagiri.
**[21:22] ---**
What?
**[21:24] ---**
This illustration made me really happy.
**[21:27] ---**
Let's do our best together next time, too!
**[21:31] ---**
How stupid. That was something
I only drew out of a sense of obligation.
**[23:21] ---**
Yes?
**[23:26] ---**
I'm Megumi Jinno!
**[23:28] ---**
Is Sagiri-chan here?
**[23:30] ---**
Next Episode:
Class Rep with a Normie Life, and a Fearless Fairy
# 2 - Class Rep with a Normie Life, and a Fearless Fairy
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**[00:02] ---**
I'm Megumi Jinno,
Sagiri Izumi's classmate!
**[00:06] ---**
Sagiri's classmate?
**[00:08] ---**
Yes! I'm the class representative!
**[00:18] ---**
So, are you Izumi-san's older brother?
**[00:22] ---**
Y-Yeah.
**[00:24] ---**
But, you're not related to her by blood, right?
**[00:27] ---**
And you live all alone
with your little sister. Is that okay?
**[00:32] ---**
We do have a guardian,
who is almost never home.
**[00:37] ---**
Let's see, it was Jinno-san, right?
**[00:40] ---**
Just call me Megumin!
**[00:42] ---**
Then, Megumi-chan?
**[00:45] ---**
That's no good!
**[00:46] ---**
I want to get along with you,
her big brother, too.
**[00:51] ---**
If you can't call me Megumin, then please
call me Megumi, without honorifics.
**[00:57] ---**
W-Well then, nice to meet you, Megumi.
**[01:00] ---**
Yup!
**[01:01] ---**
So, what brings you here?
**[01:04] ---**
What's wrong?
**[01:06] ---**
This is strange.
**[01:07] ---**
There can't be any boys who don't fall in love
with me at first sight.
**[01:11] ---**
Are you one of those who love boys?
**[01:14] ---**
No way!
**[01:15] ---**
I couldn't fall in love that fast.
**[01:19] ---**
*You fool.*
**[01:21] ---**
*Every day, I wash the panties of my little sister,
a much more beautiful girl than you.*
**[01:26] ---**
*There's no way I'd fall for any woman
at first sight.*
**[01:30] ---**
If you don't react to me,
**[01:32] ---**
then your dick really is useless.
**[01:36] ---**
Yeah, yeah, that's ri—
**[01:37] ---**
What!?
**[01:39] ---**
What... did you just...
**[01:40] ---**
say "dick" or something?
**[01:42] ---**
I did! Is something wrong with that?
**[01:45] ---**
Dicks.
**[01:46] ---**
I love them!
**[01:48] ---**
L-Love!?
**[01:50] ---**
Yes! Girls my age all love dicks!
**[01:56] ---**
Stare...
**[01:59] ---**
I-Impossible.
**[02:00] ---**
- I'm sure your little sister loves dicks, too.
- Wh-What has happened to Japan?
**[02:04] ---**
That just can't be!
**[02:06] ---**
That was a joke. Sheesh!
**[02:09] ---**
Why the hell did you come here?
**[02:12] ---**
I came here to get Sagiri Izumi-san
to go to school!
**[03:49] ---**
What are you looking at?
**[03:51] ---**
Well...
**[03:52] ---**
This is such a cute calendar.
**[03:56] ---**
It's the calendar for a novel I like.
**[03:59] ---**
Not Izumi-san, but you, Brother?
**[04:01] ---**
Are you one of those otaku?
**[04:03] ---**
Stab!
**[04:04] ---**
W-Well, yeah.
**[04:06] ---**
That's great!
**[04:09] ---**
I'm also a big otaku as well.
**[04:11] ---**
I've always been reading a lot of manga!
**[04:15] ---**
Oh, that's unusual.
What kind of things do you read?
**[04:18] ---**
I love stuff like OnePi!
**[04:21] ---**
I-I see. I love that, too.
**[04:23] ---**
Right?
**[04:25] ---**
Because it's a "super-popular" title
that everyone knows about.
**[04:28] ---**
By the way...
**[04:30] ---**
Is Izumi-san's room on the second floor?
**[04:33] ---**
Y-Yeah.
**[04:39] ---**
Hold on a second.
**[04:42] ---**
Sagiri.
**[04:43] ---**
Your classmate's here to see you.
**[04:48] ---**
She's rather angry.
**[04:52] ---**
UNKNOWN NUMBER
**[04:55] ---**
Yes, Izumi here. Who may this be?
**[04:57] ---**
*It's me.*
**[04:59] ---**
Sagiri!?
**[05:00] ---**
Y-Yes.
**[05:01] ---**
*Why are you calling me
while you're still in the house?*
**[05:05] ---**
It's the only way I could speak to you
without opening the door.
**[05:09] ---**
That's fine. But how did you know my number?
**[05:12] ---**
*A-Anyway, Big Brother,
wh-what's the meaning of this?*
**[05:16] ---**
Oh, the class rep for your class
is here at our place right now.
**[05:21] ---**
Why did you let her inside our house?
**[05:24] ---**
Well, maybe you would
come out of the room because of thi—
**[05:28] ---**
No way! I won't, won't, won't!
I said I won't, so I won't come out!
**[05:33] ---**
Chase her out of here!
**[05:34] ---**
Maybe by phone,
you can talk to your classmate—
**[05:38] ---**
*No!*
**[05:39] ---**
All right.
**[05:40] ---**
But I can't chase her out immediately,
so I'll just listen to what she has to say. Later.
**[05:45] ---**
*Oh, h-hold on.*
**[05:48] ---**
Is that class rep a girl?
**[05:53] ---**
Sorry to make you wait.
**[05:57] ---**
*I'll give you orders every so often,
so make sure she doesn't notice.*
**[06:01] ---**
S-Sure.
**[06:02] ---**
Huh? Where's Izumi-san?
**[06:04] ---**
I thought you went up to call her down?
**[06:07] ---**
Yeah. I did call out to her, but...
**[06:10] ---**
But?
**[06:11] ---**
She just won't leave her room.
**[06:13] ---**
How's that! There's nothing we can do!
**[06:15] ---**
Don't say that so arrogantly.
**[06:19] ---**
To think she won't leave her room....
**[06:21] ---**
Brother, do you think it's okay
to stay this way?
**[06:24] ---**
Of course I don't think it's good.
**[06:27] ---**
For the past year, I've been doing my best
in my own way so she'll come out of her room.
**[06:34] ---**
Then, your objective is the same as mine!
**[06:37] ---**
W-Well, I guess so.
**[06:39] ---**
Then, Brother, form an alliance with me!
**[06:43] ---**
We'll call it the
"Alliance to Drag Izumi-chan out of Her Room"!
**[06:48] ---**
An alliance, huh...
**[06:54] ---**
Please sit next to me.
**[07:00] ---**
Huh? Brother, what's wrong with you?
**[07:04] ---**
Your face is all red. So cute!
**[07:07] ---**
*Calling you "Brother"...*
**[07:09] ---**
*What's with her? So irritating.*
**[07:11] ---**
Big Brother, you too.
**[07:13] ---**
You're such an idiot.
**[07:14] ---**
I'm sure you're being all spoony
and stuff! You're the worst!
**[07:18] ---**
I-In the first place,
why do you want Sagiri to go to school?
**[07:23] ---**
I love making new friends.
**[07:26] ---**
After entering middle school,
**[07:28] ---**
I immediately became friends
with everyone in the same grade.
**[07:31] ---**
E-Everyone!?
**[07:33] ---**
But I realized I hadn't
become friends with Izumi-chan yet.
**[07:37] ---**
And so, I'm totally passionate about
getting Izumi-chan to come to school.
**[07:44] ---**
*I really hate this type.*
**[07:46] ---**
*A hypocrite forcing their kindness
onto others. Go home!*
**[07:49] ---**
And? What are you specifically going to do?
**[07:52] ---**
Brother, do you know exactly what Izumi-chan
is doing, all cooped up in her room?
**[07:58] ---**
Let's see...
**[08:00] ---**
The typical case is someone plinking around
forever on the computer.
**[08:05] ---**
If so, there's a secret plan!
**[08:07] ---**
*Secret plan?*
**[08:10] ---**
Please cancel your internet.
**[08:13] ---**
Now, let's call your provider right now,
and cut off the root of all evil.
**[08:19] ---**
You're not human!
Do you think you're God or something!?
**[08:23] ---**
Wh-When did this story get so big?
**[08:26] ---**
All things considered, that's way too rough!
**[08:29] ---**
If you have friends, you don't need
the internet or computers and stuff, right?
**[08:34] ---**
Wh-What?
**[08:35] ---**
Or rather, it's kind of strange.
**[08:38] ---**
If you don't have friends, isn't it meaningless
to have just the internet on hand?
**[08:42] ---**
I mean, you have no friends.
**[08:44] ---**
W-Well, there's all sorts of stuff you can do
if you have a computer.
**[08:47] ---**
Isn't it a lot more fun
to be chatting with friends at school?
**[08:53] ---**
It's not fun at all!
**[08:57] ---**
Brother? Are you all right?
**[08:59] ---**
More like, that voice just now...
**[09:02] ---**
I-It's fine. No problem.
**[09:04] ---**
Stare...
**[09:06] ---**
I see.
**[09:08] ---**
Izumi-chan, you're listening, right?
**[09:11] ---**
*Big Brother, bluff your way.*
**[09:15] ---**
Don't ask for the impossible.
**[09:18] ---**
- She found out, so...
- Stop.
**[09:22] ---**
Izumi-chan, if you end the conversation
right now, you might regret it, you know?
**[09:27] ---**
What is this wench saying?
**[09:30] ---**
- Rub, rub! Rub, rub! Hehe, Brother smells nice!
- H-Hey, what are you...
**[09:40] ---**
Brother, your heart is finally racing for me.
**[09:45] ---**
S-Stop th—
**[09:48] ---**
Brother, have you ever...
**[09:51] ---**
kissed anyone?
**[09:57] ---**
This one's mine!
**[10:01] ---**
Izumi-chan, nice to meet you! I'm Megumin!
**[10:04] ---**
H-Hey! Give that back!
**[10:08] ---**
Here you go. She hung up, though.
**[10:11] ---**
Sheesh.
**[10:13] ---**
I'm so sorry!
**[10:14] ---**
Anyway, can I ask a few questions?
**[10:18] ---**
What?
**[10:19] ---**
What kind of a girl is Izumi-chan?
**[10:22] ---**
What kind of a girl? Let's see...
**[10:25] ---**
She's tremendously beautiful
and cute in appearance.
**[10:30] ---**
She hung up, right?
**[10:32] ---**
Yes, yes. And?
**[10:36] ---**
At first glance, she's expressionless,
and quiet. But she's truly a lovely maiden.
**[10:41] ---**
When you talk to her, her facial expression
changes often, and she's really charming.
**[10:45] ---**
I see.
**[10:47] ---**
CALL IN PROGRESS
**[10:48] ---**
What are you laughing about?
**[10:50] ---**
Oh, nothing! And?
**[10:53] ---**
And...
**[10:55] ---**
She's a tremendously good artist!
**[10:57] ---**
Oh? What kind of art?
**[10:59] ---**
- She's really good at lewd art!
- Lewd art?
**[11:02] ---**
*Yeah. Tremendously wonderful lewd art!*
**[11:06] ---**
*C-Can it be that Izumi-chan
is a perverted girl?*
**[11:11] ---**
*Erotic!*
**[11:12] ---**
I mean, she's a first year in middle school,
but quite the panties...
**[11:15] ---**
...are worn!?
**[11:16] ---**
...are drawn!
**[11:18] ---**
G-Geez. I had totally thought Izumi-chan
and Brother were in a really weird relationship.
**[11:25] ---**
Stop with the impossible misunderstanding.
**[11:27] ---**
Just because we live together doesn't mean
brother and sister have a romantic relationship.
**[11:33] ---**
*Why are you quiet there?*
**[11:34] ---**
*N-No, nothing.*
**[11:37] ---**
*Then, one last question.*
**[11:39] ---**
*How do you want your little sister to end up?*
**[11:43] ---**
*What do you mean, how?*
**[11:44] ---**
*Are you really serious
about making her go to school?*
**[11:47] ---**
*I mean, it's like you're protecting
your little sister from me.*
**[11:52] ---**
*- You could say that I'm not, come to think.
- What?*
**[11:55] ---**
*I just want Sagiri to come out of her room.*
**[11:58] ---**
If she stayed home,
she'll never have any friends.
**[12:03] ---**
Friends, huh...
**[12:05] ---**
She does have friends, or rather,
lots of people who think dearly of her.
**[12:11] ---**
"When you speak of dreams,
you should laugh!"
**[12:13] ---**
Isn't that amazing?
**[12:15] ---**
That's...
**[12:16] ---**
So, even if she's not going to school,
or even if she doesn't leave her room,
**[12:21] ---**
My little sister is my pride and joy.
I'm proud of her.
**[12:25] ---**
I see.
**[12:27] ---**
So that's what you think about Izumi-chan!
**[12:32] ---**
Thanks for coming today.
**[12:34] ---**
Oh no, I'll be coming again.
I haven't given up yet.
**[12:39] ---**
I'll come up with a plan that'll make
Izumi-chan volunteer to go to school!
**[12:43] ---**
Yeah!
**[12:44] ---**
Then, my regards
for the days to come, Brother!
**[12:51] ---**
Sagiri, I heard a strange sound earlier,
but are you okay?
**[13:00] ---**
SAGIRI
END CALL?
**[13:02] ---**
I guess she won't answer.
**[13:09] ---**
*Izumi-chan,
you sure are loved by your brother!*
**[13:20] ---**
*All the project proposals you sent us
are no good.*
**[13:23] ---**
*They were all crap.*
**[13:25] ---**
Bring some new ones
before the meeting tomorrow.
**[13:28] ---**
- See you.
- H-Hey, wait!
**[13:33] ---**
Balse!
**[13:35] ---**
Let's do this!
**[13:40] ---**
Morning.
**[13:41] ---**
Sagiri. I'll leave your meal here!
**[13:45] ---**
"Replenish snacks soon"?
**[13:49] ---**
Got it.
**[13:50] ---**
Adachi Fourth Public High School
**[13:50] ---**
- See you!
- Bye!
**[13:57] ---**
Yo! You look somewhat tired there.
**[14:01] ---**
I was writing up a plot until morning.
**[14:03] ---**
I'm heading to a meeting for it.
**[14:05] ---**
Oh, right. I still have a bit of time,
so I'll drop by Takasago Books.
**[14:10] ---**
Please buy a lot.
**[14:13] ---**
Tomoe's Recommendation Corner
**[14:15] ---**
Nothing less from Tomoe.
**[14:17] ---**
There's a great lineup here.
**[14:19] ---**
I wonder if my books are selling.
**[14:26] ---**
Silverwolf of Reincarnation
**[14:27] ---**
All volumes are still in stock?
**[14:39] ---**
- All right.
- Hey!
**[14:41] ---**
What are you doing?
**[14:43] ---**
Well, the author is promoting his own work.
**[14:46] ---**
You're interfering with my business.
**[14:48] ---**
Put them back in the shelves they were in.
**[14:51] ---**
At the least, as a friend, can't you put them
in the recommendation shelf?
**[14:55] ---**
Nope!
**[14:57] ---**
Currently, I'm displaying Elf Yamada-sensei's
autographed books with the cover showing.
**[15:00] ---**
Then, I'll sign my books too!
**[15:02] ---**
Stop it.
**[15:04] ---**
I won't be able to return them if you do.
**[15:06] ---**
Dammit.
**[15:07] ---**
Dark Elf of Explosive Fire Vol.1
*It's signed by Elf Yamada-sensei
**[15:07] ---**
Circlet Girl Vol.1
*Maisel-chan Love
**[15:09] ---**
I'm so jealous.
**[15:11] ---**
It's getting an anime version.
But it really is an interesting series.
**[15:14] ---**
Mune-kun, if you want your stuff
lined up on my recommendation shelf,
**[15:18] ---**
write some super-interesting novel
that strikes chords in readers' hearts!
**[15:23] ---**
Damn! Just you wait!
**[15:25] ---**
That aside, can I get the autographed book
by Elf Yamada-sensei?
**[15:29] ---**
Thanks, as always!
**[15:34] ---**
Why isn't it all right?
**[15:36] ---**
I, as an Oricon #1 author, am saying so!
**[15:40] ---**
So? Why do you think I'd do something
that would benefit another company?
**[15:44] ---**
Kagurazaka-san?
**[15:46] ---**
You're so selfish.
**[15:48] ---**
All right, I have no choice.
**[15:51] ---**
As a special favor,
I'll write my next series for your company!
**[15:55] ---**
Huh? No thank you.
**[15:57] ---**
What? I couldn't hear you clearly.
**[16:02] ---**
I am an Oricon #1 author!
**[16:04] ---**
I am the prettiest
and best light-novel author in history!
**[16:08] ---**
And I'm saying I'll wear the tainted name of
traitor to write for this publishing company!
**[16:13] ---**
Such an exceptional condition won't ever come
again for all eternity if you miss it right now!
**[16:19] ---**
Can you go home soon, please?
**[16:22] ---**
Izumi-sensei, I've been waiting for you.
**[16:24] ---**
Hey!
**[16:25] ---**
Sheesh, you don't have to be hiding over there.
**[16:28] ---**
N-No, it's not that...
**[16:30] ---**
I'm talking to her right now.
Please don't butt in!
**[16:33] ---**
Um, what's the situation here?
**[16:35] ---**
More like, who's this?
**[16:38] ---**
This is Masamune Izumi-sensei.
**[16:41] ---**
And, this is Elf Yamada-sensei.
**[16:47] ---**
- E-Elf Yamada-sensei?
- Masamune Izumi?
**[16:49] ---**
Sh-She's such a young girl!
**[16:52] ---**
You're one to talk.
**[16:56] ---**
So there were authors this young
other than myself.
**[16:59] ---**
So, what is Elf Yamada-sensei
doing in our editorial office?
**[17:03] ---**
Why, thank you for asking!
**[17:05] ---**
It's because Eromanga-sensei
will be drawing illustrations for my next title!
**[17:12] ---**
I'm head over heels in love
with Eromanga-sensei's illustrations.
**[17:15] ---**
I want that lewd paintbrush to draw
the best, fully naked human in the world!
**[17:20] ---**
Add my literary talent to that,
and without a doubt, it's a decisive advantage!
**[17:27] ---**
The "ultimate light-novel" that nobody
has ever seen before will be complete!
**[17:32] ---**
No, Eromanga-sensei is paired up with me...
**[17:34] ---**
I know that.
**[17:36] ---**
Instead of drawing illustrations for
a lowly author who isn't even on the rankings,
**[17:41] ---**
working together with me,
a super-popular author, has got to be better!
**[17:48] ---**
Sales numbers are justice!
**[17:51] ---**
Just you wait. I'll pile my books
on top of yours at the bookstore again.
**[17:55] ---**
Stop that. My books will be tainted if you do!
**[17:58] ---**
And did you just say "again"?
You really are the scum of humanity!
**[18:01] ---**
Yamada-sensei. I've said this many times,
but the decision is up to Eromanga-sensei.
**[18:06] ---**
And I've been telling you
that Eromanga-sensei hasn't replied to me!
**[18:11] ---**
I want you to do some convincing, too!
**[18:13] ---**
Yeah, yeah.
**[18:14] ---**
What's with that attitude!
**[18:15] ---**
Do you know who I,
an Oricon #1 author, exactly am!?
**[18:19] ---**
I think your popularity is merely a fluke.
How about that?
**[18:23] ---**
What was that? Correct yourself, stupid editor!
**[18:26] ---**
You will bow down before my literary talent!
**[18:28] ---**
Literary talent? Yamada-sensei,
your novels are often dissed
**[18:32] ---**
in curator websites,
claiming you write terrible sentences.
**[18:36] ---**
That's wrong! I'm writing in a way
that's easy to understand!
**[18:40] ---**
Really! You don't understand anything!
Such an incompetent editor!
**[18:44] ---**
Look here, remember this.
**[18:47] ---**
All light-novel authors
other than me are outdated scum.
**[18:51] ---**
And nowadays, my sentences,
that are easy to read and understand,
**[18:55] ---**
is paving the new path
for the world of light-novels!
**[18:59] ---**
In other words,
I am the savior of the light-novel world.
**[19:03] ---**
No! I am light-novel itself!
**[19:08] ---**
- Yeah, yeah. See you later, Light-novel-chan.
- H-Hey, what...
**[19:12] ---**
If you don't go home soon, I'll file
a complaint to the editor in charge of you.
**[19:17] ---**
What, th-that's unfair!
**[19:18] ---**
Okay. 10, 9, 8, 7...
**[19:20] ---**
I-I'll go home for today! But, just you wait!
**[19:24] ---**
I'm going to go tattle
to all my cute servants on Twitter!
**[19:33] ---**
Now, Izumi-sensei.
This is turning into a bad situation.
**[19:38] ---**
Wh-What is?
**[19:40] ---**
You don't get it?
**[19:43] ---**
What that troublesome author was saying
had a pretty good point.
**[19:49] ---**
I know that.
**[19:51] ---**
*Instead of a no-name like me,
a popular author like Elf Yamada is better....*
**[19:57] ---**
Dammit!
**[19:58] ---**
So? What will you do?
**[20:01] ---**
That's already been decided.
**[20:02] ---**
Ugh, oh my god!
**[20:04] ---**
Why isn't this elevator coming!
**[20:10] ---**
Sagiri! I'll do my best!
**[20:13] ---**
I'll definitely write a novel
that's more interesting than hers!
**[20:16] ---**
So don't abandon me!
**[20:24] ---**
Why are you being rowdy?
**[20:26] ---**
Abandon and all that...
What's that about? Did you have a nightmare?
**[20:32] ---**
N-No, i-it's nothing. Forget it.
**[20:37] ---**
Anyway, what's up with you?
**[20:39] ---**
What do you mean?
**[20:41] ---**
I mean, you opened the door...
**[20:45] ---**
Well... Um, uh... Umm....
**[20:52] ---**
I-I don't know.
**[20:54] ---**
Hey, that's the important part!
**[20:58] ---**
Big Brother... Um...
Did you hear anything from that girl?
**[21:05] ---**
That girl? You mean Megumi?
What do you mean by anything?
**[21:10] ---**
N-Nothing.
**[21:12] ---**
A-Anyway, did you buy the snacks
that I asked for?
**[21:16] ---**
Yeah, I bought you some.
**[21:20] ---**
Konbu and Rakugan.
**[21:23] ---**
Wh-What's wrong?
**[21:25] ---**
This is a good time, so I want to tell you.
**[21:27] ---**
Big Brother, the snacks you buy
**[21:29] ---**
are like offerings for Buddhist altars,
and not all that tasty.
**[21:33] ---**
Don't buy snacks of this kind anymore.
**[21:36] ---**
I-I'm sorry.
**[21:41] ---**
That, and...
**[21:43] ---**
From now on, I'll wash my own underwear.
**[21:48] ---**
So please don't touch them ever again.
**[21:55] ---**
Th-This can't...
What in the world has happened?
**[23:29] ---**
Next Episode:
Buck Naked Mansion and the Fallen Master
# 3 - Buck Naked Mansion and the Fallen Master
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRQ40V31Y/eromanga-sensei)
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**[00:02] ---**
Izumi-chan!
**[00:07] ---**
Ready, set...
**[00:08] ---**
Izumi-chan!
**[00:10] ---**
Come to school!
**[00:12] ---**
All of us are waiting!
**[00:14] ---**
Wh-What the hell?
**[01:47] ---**
Izumi-chan!
**[01:51] ---**
Hey, stop that! Megumi!
**[01:53] ---**
Hey, Brother!
**[01:55] ---**
What are you doing?
**[01:56] ---**
What? I said before
that I'll come back with a new plan!
**[02:01] ---**
And this is it?
**[02:03] ---**
Yes. This should really touch
Izumi-chan's heart, and come to school—
**[02:06] ---**
She won't! More like she'll wrap herself
in a futon and sleep!
**[02:09] ---**
Get these guys out of here right now!
**[02:16] ---**
Well, I'd like all of you to go home.
**[02:19] ---**
Alright everyone, time to disperse!
**[02:21] ---**
Yay!
**[02:23] ---**
Hey! Hey!
**[02:25] ---**
See ya!
**[02:27] ---**
Bye-bye, Brother!
**[02:29] ---**
Yes, yes. Yay, yay.
**[02:31] ---**
Wait, you go home, too!
**[02:32] ---**
Before that, here you go.
**[02:36] ---**
A neighborhood circular?
**[02:37] ---**
It was placed on top of the gate.
Why won't they deliver it directly to you?
**[02:42] ---**
Oh, that's because there's a rumor
that this area is cursed.
**[02:48] ---**
A curse?
**[02:50] ---**
Misfortune has been continuing
for the past few years.
**[02:53] ---**
Our family for one, but our neighbor as well.
**[02:57] ---**
There once was a prolific author living there,
but passed away from illness.
**[03:01] ---**
It's been empty since.
**[03:03] ---**
They say you can hear the piano playing nightly,
and see a ghost in a white dress.
**[03:07] ---**
The community around here
calls it the haunted mansion.
**[03:11] ---**
A ghost in a white dress...
**[03:14] ---**
You mean that thing?
**[03:18] ---**
There's nothing there.
**[03:19] ---**
It hid behind the curtains just now.
**[03:22] ---**
Stop saying stuff like that.
**[03:24] ---**
No, no! I'm not a woman who tells lies!
**[03:29] ---**
Not that often.
**[03:30] ---**
It must have been your imagination. See ya!
**[03:36] ---**
It'd be nice if it were.
**[03:39] ---**
Really.
**[03:43] ---**
Hey, Sagiri, are you all right?
**[03:48] ---**
*I hope what happened earlier
didn't traumatize her.*
**[03:52] ---**
I'll make you some hot cocoa—
**[04:02] ---**
What's wrong?
**[04:10] ---**
Wh-Wh-Wh-What's wrong?
**[04:13] ---**
Did you get a crush on your big brother?
**[04:16] ---**
Gh-Ghost... piano...
**[04:20] ---**
Piano?
**[04:21] ---**
I was sulking in bed with my futon over me,
when from the neighbor's house...
**[04:25] ---**
B-But, the neighbor's house is empty.
**[04:30] ---**
I-I hear it. The sounds of a piano.
**[04:33] ---**
Go take a look, Big Brother!
**[04:35] ---**
N-No, no, no. This has to be a joke!
**[04:37] ---**
If I don't know what that is,
I'll be too scared to draw anything.
**[04:42] ---**
Okay! Leave it to your big brother!
**[04:56] ---**
Um, Neighbor?
**[04:58] ---**
I brought the neighborhood circular.
**[05:11] ---**
*Elf Yamada?*
**[05:18] ---**
*Who's that! I don't have your manuscripts!*
**[05:20] ---**
Yamada-san.
**[05:21] ---**
*I'd like to ask a question.
Why were you playing the piano naked?*
**[05:27] ---**
Where's my drawers? One knee-high sock,
two knee-high socks, one two, two shoes...
**[05:31] ---**
Wait, why am I wearing shoes
inside the house?
**[05:35] ---**
You peeping tom!
**[05:38] ---**
Wait! Masamune Izumi?
**[05:40] ---**
Hey there.
**[05:42] ---**
What is this? What's going on?
**[05:44] ---**
That's my line. Why are you naked
in a place like this?
**[05:48] ---**
Th-That... That's...
**[05:51] ---**
...my hobby!
**[05:52] ---**
Huh?
**[05:53] ---**
When you play a piano buck naked after a bath,
wonderful stories come to mind, don't they?
**[05:59] ---**
No way!
**[06:00] ---**
By the way, why are you playing
peeping tom in a place like this?
**[06:04] ---**
I came to deliver the neighborhood circular.
My house is next door.
**[06:07] ---**
Huh? Such a coincidence?
**[06:10] ---**
IZUMI
**[06:11] ---**
Stare...
**[06:14] ---**
E-Even if there was, you're the worst
to stare at a beautiful girl's naked body!
**[06:18] ---**
That's a misunderstanding!
**[06:19] ---**
I thought there was a ghost here,
and checked it out because I had to!
**[06:23] ---**
A ghost?
**[06:24] ---**
There were all sorts of rumors.
**[06:26] ---**
By the way, why are you here?
**[06:30] ---**
I moved here so I could participate
in the screenplay meetings for my anime.
**[06:33] ---**
Most anime production companies
are in Tokyo, right?
**[06:37] ---**
Sounds like a tough time.
**[06:39] ---**
Of course! But I can't help it,
I'm an author whose work turned into anime!
**[06:43] ---**
Because my work turned into anime!
**[06:46] ---**
This kid... Every time she opens her mouth,
it's anime, anime, anime...
**[06:50] ---**
By the way, this house
was a cash purchase, paid in full!
**[06:53] ---**
Paid in full!?
**[06:55] ---**
Yes. A cash purchase in full thanks to anime!
**[06:58] ---**
Isn't it something to buy a single-family home
in the metropolitan area at age 14?
**[07:04] ---**
By the way, Masamune Izumi.
**[07:06] ---**
If you insist, I can give you the honor of
stepping foot into my home, the Crystal Palace.
**[07:14] ---**
*To be honest...*
**[07:16] ---**
*I am interested.*
**[07:20] ---**
You should feel honored!
**[07:21] ---**
You are the very first guest to enter my castle!
**[07:26] ---**
Pardon me!
**[07:29] ---**
Is it all right? I heard rumors
that there are ghosts in this house.
**[07:34] ---**
There's no such thing.
**[07:36] ---**
If there really were,
I'll write about them in my novels!
**[07:41] ---**
Do you work down here?
**[07:43] ---**
I normally write in my studio upstairs.
**[07:46] ---**
Though, I sometimes write down here, too.
**[07:51] ---**
Wh-What are you imagining
while looking at that piano!?
**[07:54] ---**
Nothing! I've already forgotten about it!
**[07:56] ---**
Hmph! We'll see about that.
You can't forget it so easily!
**[08:00] ---**
It was my sacred full nudity!
**[08:02] ---**
Ever since I first met you, you've been
nothing but naked this, nudity that!
**[08:06] ---**
Are you in a "full nudity" religion
and worship the Naked God?
**[08:09] ---**
For an unknown author,
that is a metaphor pretty much on the dot.
**[08:12] ---**
That's right! Full nudity is the most
natural clothing God has given humanity!
**[08:15] ---**
Full nudity is the most supreme!
**[08:18] ---**
So that's why all the heroines in your books
completely strip down one after another.
**[08:22] ---**
Yes, isn't it wonderful? The readers love it, too!
**[08:26] ---**
You really don't understand
the romantic comedy genre.
**[08:29] ---**
Being naked is, in a way,
attire that your heart races to the least!
**[08:32] ---**
You're the one who doesn't get it.
**[08:34] ---**
That's exactly where my literary skills and
the illustrator's art skills showcase themselves.
**[08:39] ---**
Men are powerless before the power of erotica!
**[08:42] ---**
That's not true!
**[08:43] ---**
It is totally true.
**[08:45] ---**
My servants totally get it!
**[08:48] ---**
It's totally not true.
**[08:49] ---**
I still totally think it's crap
that you stripped your heroine naked
**[08:52] ---**
when she first appeared in your debut piece.
**[08:56] ---**
That's the law of the forest where if someone
of the opposite gender sees you naked,
**[08:59] ---**
you have to give your virginity to that person.
It's such an erotic, moe, and marvelous scene!
**[09:03] ---**
And that's why you don't get it!
**[09:05] ---**
Who do you think you are?
**[09:06] ---**
My books have sold
a hundredfold compared to yours!
**[09:09] ---**
A hundredfold is an exaggeration!
**[09:12] ---**
You're not more authoritative if you sell more.
**[09:14] ---**
Of course you'd be more authoritative!
**[09:16] ---**
Sales figures are combat powers for authors.
**[09:19] ---**
Bow before me, an Oricon #1 author!
**[09:24] ---**
WEEKLY LIGHT NOVEL RANKING CHART
**[09:24] ---**
You're #14 this week.
**[09:27] ---**
I-I was #1 last week!
**[09:30] ---**
Besides, "Dark Elf of Bursting Flame"
has sold over 2 million copies!
**[09:34] ---**
That's over tenfold my own sales...
**[09:36] ---**
But even then, I won't lose to you.
**[09:39] ---**
I won't yield Eromanga-sensei to you!
**[09:44] ---**
An unknown author with less than
a tenth of combat powers
**[09:47] ---**
compared to myself wishes to challenge me?
**[09:49] ---**
Yeah.
**[09:50] ---**
So? How do you want to challenge me?
**[09:52] ---**
Whether or not it's interesting.
**[09:55] ---**
A challenge of who writes
the more interesting novel.
**[09:58] ---**
The judge will be Eromanga-sensei.
**[10:00] ---**
The winner will get illustrations drawn
for a new title.
**[10:02] ---**
How's that?
**[10:03] ---**
That's fine.
**[10:04] ---**
I'll write a novel more interesting than yours,
and make Eromanga-sensei change heart.
**[10:09] ---**
And I will have the ultimate
insert art drawn for me!
**[10:12] ---**
And I'll blow you away
with a super-interesting new piece!
**[10:17] ---**
I won't give my partner away to you!
**[10:22] ---**
You're late!
**[10:23] ---**
Why didn't you! Come home! Immediately!
**[10:27] ---**
Were you scared all by yourself?
**[10:29] ---**
No, that's not it!
**[10:32] ---**
So there wasn't a problem?
**[10:34] ---**
Yeah, it's fine. It wasn't a ghost.
**[10:38] ---**
I see.
**[10:39] ---**
The sound of a piano was...
**[10:41] ---**
it was just the neighbor playing.
**[10:44] ---**
Neighbor?
**[10:47] ---**
What!?
**[10:52] ---**
It's fine, leave it to me.
**[10:55] ---**
What are you doing!?
**[10:58] ---**
It's me!
**[10:59] ---**
You made my little sister cry.
**[11:02] ---**
I-I'm not crying!
**[11:03] ---**
Why did you suddenly go home?
Don't you think it's rude?
**[11:08] ---**
What about you?
**[11:09] ---**
Playing a piano in a haunted mansion.
You're the one who's rude!
**[11:12] ---**
That's totally not true.
**[11:14] ---**
Because you saw me naked,
I'm the one who is totally more troubled.
**[11:18] ---**
Then I'll strip down, too! Take that!
**[11:21] ---**
Why would you show me such a thing?
**[11:23] ---**
I now have no choice.
**[11:45] ---**
Who is that girl?
**[11:48] ---**
O-Our neighbor, Yamada-san, yes!
**[11:51] ---**
You get along with her?
**[11:53] ---**
No, no. If anything, she's someone detestable.
**[11:55] ---**
Why do you lie like that?
**[11:57] ---**
It didn't look like that at all.
**[12:00] ---**
It's not a lie.
**[12:01] ---**
- Someone like that—
- You saw her naked?
**[12:04] ---**
Did you?
**[12:06] ---**
J-Just a little.
**[12:09] ---**
So you saw her...
**[12:11] ---**
Put your pants on.
**[12:12] ---**
And get out.
**[12:19] ---**
Pervert.
**[12:23] ---**
*I'm in a crisis.*
**[12:33] ---**
So you decided to have a showdown
**[12:35] ---**
against Elf Yamada-sensei
with Eromanga-sensei at stake.
**[12:38] ---**
And, your motivation keeps going nowhere,
so your stories are being turned down.
**[12:41] ---**
To summarize, yeah.
**[12:44] ---**
Men fighting one another with another man
at stake sounds like a boys-love novel.
**[12:48] ---**
Don't make fun of me.
**[12:50] ---**
Sorry, sorry.
**[12:51] ---**
By the way, how will you get Eromanga-sensei
to read those manuscripts for the showdown?
**[12:59] ---**
*Well, I just need to have
Sagiri directly read them.*
**[13:07] ---**
Elf?
**[13:10] ---**
You're finally home!
**[13:14] ---**
I'd like a moment with you!
**[13:16] ---**
Welcome, visitor from afar.
This is my company's studio.
**[13:21] ---**
It's full of boxes.
**[13:23] ---**
I just moved in, after all.
The contents are goods and sample books.
**[13:26] ---**
If you'd like, take whatever you like.
**[13:28] ---**
Seriously?
**[13:29] ---**
Can I have your new book, autographed?
**[13:31] ---**
Oh? You're one of my fans?
You should tell me stuff like that!
**[13:36] ---**
Here you go!
**[13:38] ---**
Thank you. Your autograph looks nice.
**[13:42] ---**
*I think I'm pretty much in awe.*
**[13:44] ---**
The view from the veranda is wonderful, too.
**[13:48] ---**
It's not that different from our place.
We're neighbors, after all.
**[13:57] ---**
*So that's what she's like
when she's alone in her room?*
**[14:02] ---**
*I've never seen her
look so merry like that before.*
**[14:05] ---**
Well? How's the view from Crystal Palace?
Isn't it wonderful?
**[14:09] ---**
Yeah.
**[14:10] ---**
So, what's up?
**[14:14] ---**
I thought I'd disclose
the true identity of Eromanga-sensei.
**[14:17] ---**
Wh-What's this, all of a sudden?
**[14:19] ---**
I'm not getting any replies, so we can't have
our showdown if we can't get in contact, right?
**[14:24] ---**
*She probably can't think the Eromanga-sensei
she's looking for is right in front of her eyes.*
**[14:30] ---**
How are you going to research
Eromanga-sensei's true identity?
**[14:34] ---**
The internet.
**[14:35] ---**
I've already finished
carefully examining the blog.
**[14:38] ---**
From my analysis...
**[14:39] ---**
they talk about their favorite anime and manga,
doesn't go to events,
**[14:42] ---**
doesn't talk about IRL friend at all,
seems to have one family member,
**[14:45] ---**
but doesn't live with parents?
What does this mean?
**[14:48] ---**
Either a shut-in, or someone
who hardly steps out of the house.
**[14:50] ---**
The address should be around here.
At least the same ward as us.
**[14:53] ---**
You've gotten really far along in pinpointing!
**[14:55] ---**
Oh, Eromanga-sensei is currently streaming!
**[14:58] ---**
Frilly, frilly panties, so sexy!
**[15:02] ---**
Currently streaming?
**[15:05] ---**
Hey, what have you been staring at?
**[15:07] ---**
W-Well, nothing.
**[15:10] ---**
That cute girl's pure white panties.
**[15:11] ---**
Oh, that's your...
**[15:14] ---**
That girl...
**[15:15] ---**
U-Uh, hey...
**[15:21] ---**
*No, no, no, no, no!*
**[15:26] ---**
What's she doing?
**[15:28] ---**
Your little sister is funny!
**[15:31] ---**
Your little sister draws?
**[15:33] ---**
Yeah.
**[15:34] ---**
Is she like that all the time?
**[15:36] ---**
It's the first time I've seen it.
**[15:37] ---**
She seems to be having fun.
She likes to draw, huh?
**[15:40] ---**
Yeah.
**[15:41] ---**
That's great. I kind of understand.
**[15:46] ---**
You've got to be like that.
**[15:48] ---**
It means you'll make wonderful art.
**[15:51] ---**
I'd love to work with her,
if Eromanga-sensei wasn't around.
**[15:55] ---**
I see.
**[15:57] ---**
*That's her right there, though.*
**[16:00] ---**
Yamada-sensei.
**[16:01] ---**
What's with that creepy way to address me?
**[16:03] ---**
"Elf" is fine.
**[16:05] ---**
Then, Elf.
**[16:06] ---**
What?
**[16:07] ---**
Thank you.
**[16:09] ---**
For what?
**[16:11] ---**
What you just said made me happy.
**[16:14] ---**
You may be a better person than I thought.
**[16:17] ---**
Is that so.
**[16:20] ---**
About the thing with Eromanga-sensei...
**[16:22] ---**
I'll try asking so that somehow
your manuscript will be read as well.
**[16:25] ---**
Is that all right?
**[16:27] ---**
I'll take Eromanga-sensei away from you.
**[16:30] ---**
We won't know until we try.
**[16:32] ---**
And I won't let you.
**[16:34] ---**
I said this was a challenge, right?
**[16:37] ---**
Oh, fine.
**[16:40] ---**
So, why did you become one of my fans?
**[16:44] ---**
Why so suddenly? Do I have to tell you?
**[16:46] ---**
You have to! Please tell me.
**[16:51] ---**
The first time I read your book...
**[16:54] ---**
It was a really laughable scene
that wasn't sad at all, but it made me cry.
**[17:00] ---**
Back then, something really rough
happened in my life.
**[17:03] ---**
I didn't know what I should do,
and I was depressed every day.
**[17:07] ---**
Right afterwards, I had something else horrible
happen to me, and it crushed me.
**[17:11] ---**
Dark Elf of Bursting Flame
**[17:11] ---**
But...
**[17:13] ---**
When I read your silly story, and laughed,
and cried, I felt slightly more at ease.
**[17:23] ---**
And that's how I became a fan.
**[17:27] ---**
I-I see.
**[17:31] ---**
Wait, silly? You're not complimenting me!
**[17:34] ---**
It's a compliment!
**[17:36] ---**
Your story doesn't advance at all, but man,
how do you write such interesting prose?
**[17:40] ---**
You're surely making fun of me!
**[17:43] ---**
You may not believe me...
**[17:46] ---**
But back then, I felt novels can save lives.
**[17:52] ---**
Thank you.
**[17:56] ---**
Well, I am a genius!
**[17:59] ---**
I personally think I make 100,000 people cry
with each book I publish.
**[18:04] ---**
But maybe even you have saved
at least one person on one occasion?
**[18:10] ---**
I hope that's true.
**[18:12] ---**
*Just then,*
**[18:14] ---**
*I remembered that person who I didn't even
know the face of, yet gave me impressions*
**[18:17] ---**
*Next up, let's do something
a bit more provocative!*
**[18:20] ---**
*about my first novel.*
**[18:20] ---**
*- wanna see more
- old man's too good*
**[18:23] ---**
Come on now!
**[18:26] ---**
Enough already. Get to work!
**[18:27] ---**
Eh? I don't feel like it.
**[18:30] ---**
You've been saying that for two weeks now.
Are you going to submit a manuscript in time?
**[18:34] ---**
Who knows?
**[18:35] ---**
What about your challenge with me?
**[18:37] ---**
You have deadlines for your series'
new volume, right?
**[18:39] ---**
It's fine, it's okay.
I can drag it out a bit more.
**[18:43] ---**
Besides, does a genius like me
really need deadlines?
**[18:47] ---**
No! Of course not!
**[18:49] ---**
My heart, only when free, can spread
the wings of creation and flutter!
**[18:54] ---**
This is weird. The other day,
I thought she was a cool person.
**[18:58] ---**
Anyway, Masamune,
let's do some cooperative play.
**[19:01] ---**
Hey, Yamada-sensei. Weren't you going
to create the ultimate light-novel?
**[19:05] ---**
I will create it, of course.
**[19:07] ---**
But for that, I am replenishing
my magical energy.
**[19:11] ---**
To create a masterpiece,
I am building up my spirits.
**[19:14] ---**
No good. This person is trash.
**[19:15] ---**
What? And you call yourself
one of my servants?
**[19:18] ---**
I may be a fan, but I'm not a servant!
**[19:21] ---**
Hmph, why don't you meddle
with your little sister and not me?
**[19:24] ---**
No, she's fine.
She's cute, and showing effort.
**[19:28] ---**
You're no good.
You're not cute, nor showing effort.
**[19:31] ---**
Huh!?
**[19:32] ---**
A-All that girl does is just draw pictures!
**[19:35] ---**
No matter how you look at it,
**[19:37] ---**
I'm showing a lot more effort as someone
who is peerless in the professional world!
**[19:41] ---**
*I can't say that she's actually
a popular illustrator.*
**[19:44] ---**
In any case, hurry up and get to work!
**[19:47] ---**
As. I. Said.
**[19:49] ---**
I just don't feel motivated to do that.
**[19:51] ---**
It doesn't matter if you're motivated or not.
**[19:52] ---**
Work is something you do every day
without rest.
**[19:56] ---**
Y-You're not always...
**[19:58] ---**
w-working like that, are you?
**[20:02] ---**
Of course. I get turned down a lot,
so if I can't write every day...
**[20:05] ---**
- Don't write when you're not motivated!
- ...I can't keep going.
**[20:14] ---**
Ow...
**[20:15] ---**
Fool!
**[20:16] ---**
Just how foolish can you get?
**[20:19] ---**
I understand now.
**[20:21] ---**
Your novels are boring
because you're writing like that!
**[20:26] ---**
Prose can't be interesting when it's written
while you're not motivated!
**[20:30] ---**
Isn't it our job to write something interesting
even when we're not motiva—
**[20:33] ---**
It isn't, you nitwit!
**[20:36] ---**
Compared to prose written
in interesting ways and not motivated,
**[20:39] ---**
and prose written when you're on max-fire
motivation is definitely more interesting!
**[20:43] ---**
That makes sense, but...
**[20:45] ---**
Then, if you're not on max-fire motivation,
don't write manuscripts even if it kills you!
**[20:51] ---**
You've been working all this time
with that kind of approach?
**[20:54] ---**
Huh? But I've never worked at all.
**[20:57] ---**
But you're Miss Popular Author, right?
**[20:59] ---**
Of course I am.
**[21:01] ---**
But novels are a hobby.
**[21:03] ---**
Being a professional author is my hobby.
**[21:05] ---**
What?
**[21:07] ---**
To make it easier to understand, it's a game.
**[21:09] ---**
A game I got hooked on the most in my life,
more exciting than anything else in this world.
**[21:14] ---**
*S-She's...*
**[21:19] ---**
What? You're going home?
**[21:20] ---**
That's right.
**[21:22] ---**
I came here thinking your work may give me
food for thought, but it was a waste of time.
**[21:26] ---**
Hold on there!
**[21:28] ---**
Do you really want to see me
"working" that much?
**[21:32] ---**
Yeah.
**[21:33] ---**
Then...
**[21:35] ---**
I'll work tomorrow.
If you'd like, come visit.
**[21:44] ---**
Thou shalt prove thyself.
**[21:46] ---**
*Be silent. Let there be light.*
**[21:50] ---**
Come in. The sanctuary hath opened.
**[21:57] ---**
Welcome back, Masamune!
**[23:30] ---**
Next Episode:
Eromanga Sensei
# 4 - Eromanga Sensei
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**[00:02] ---**
You cooked all this yourself?
**[00:05] ---**
Yes, everything. Starting from the preparation.
**[00:08] ---**
Now, eat up!
**[00:09] ---**
I thought you were going
to show me how you work.
**[00:12] ---**
Right. As you can see,
I'm in the middle of working!
**[00:16] ---**
You're a novel author, right?
**[00:18] ---**
Just shut up and eat!
**[00:23] ---**
I named that "Spring Pixie's Full Nudity Soup"!
**[00:26] ---**
H-How is it?
**[00:29] ---**
It's amazingly tasty!
**[02:08] ---**
Thank you for that meal. It was tasty.
**[02:11] ---**
I'm a professional author,
so of course it would be.
**[02:14] ---**
The feeling of wanting to cook a meal
from scratch for someone who's on your mind.
**[02:18] ---**
Thanks to you, I understand how
the heroine thinks when she cooks for others.
**[02:23] ---**
I see.
**[02:24] ---**
I write novels as a hobby.
**[02:27] ---**
But hobbies you don't seriously play
are all boring, right?
**[02:31] ---**
Because it's a hobby, I put all my might into it!
**[02:38] ---**
*I think I like cooking even more thanks to you.*
**[02:44] ---**
All right!
**[02:49] ---**
Sagiri, this is from the neighbor, for you.
**[02:53] ---**
The neighbor's home-cooked meal
is really delicious.
**[03:02] ---**
Um...
**[03:04] ---**
Liar.
**[03:05] ---**
Me!?
**[03:09] ---**
This!
**[03:09] ---**
The neighbor?
We don't get along at all.
**[03:10] ---**
Is that me?
**[03:12] ---**
Here!
**[03:15] ---**
So erotic!
**[03:17] ---**
No! Don't you have something else to say?
**[03:22] ---**
Why do you only draw girls with small boobs?
**[03:26] ---**
Th-That's because...
**[03:28] ---**
Even if I give a request to make
the heroine's boobs bigger, you ignore it.
**[03:33] ---**
Um...
**[03:34] ---**
I'm...
**[03:36] ---**
I'm picky about the types of lewd art to draw.
**[03:39] ---**
I don't want to draw anything
I haven't seen in real life!
**[03:41] ---**
I-In real life...
**[03:44] ---**
The illustration from the other day was...
**[03:44] ---**
"When you speak of dreams, you should laugh!"
**[03:54] ---**
*Like this?*
**[03:57] ---**
How outrageous!
**[04:00] ---**
Idiot! Lewd! Pervert!
**[04:02] ---**
You definitely just imagined me
doing really lewd things!
**[04:06] ---**
I bought those string panties
so I can draw that lewd illustration.
**[04:10] ---**
You're thinking I'm lewd!
**[04:12] ---**
I don't think that!
**[04:13] ---**
Not to that extent.
**[04:14] ---**
Lies!
**[04:15] ---**
Sagiri, listen to me!
**[04:18] ---**
A big brother doesn't think of lewd things
with his little sister!
**[04:23] ---**
No matter how erotic you are,
it won't turn me on.
**[04:27] ---**
And moreover, I'd never make fun of you!
**[04:30] ---**
That's what a big brother is.
**[04:37] ---**
So stupid.
**[04:39] ---**
I don't care about or trust any big brothers
who are lewd liars.
**[04:46] ---**
Hey, can that be...
**[04:49] ---**
Is that our neighbor, Yamada-san?
**[04:53] ---**
"The neighbor? We don't get along at all."
**[04:57] ---**
"Yee-haw."
**[05:01] ---**
"The neighbor's home-cooked meal
is really delicious."
**[05:05] ---**
Liar.
**[05:06] ---**
So that's what this is about.
**[05:09] ---**
It's true that I head over
to the neighbor's a lot lately.
**[05:12] ---**
But there's a reason for it.
**[05:13] ---**
What reason?
**[05:14] ---**
That's...
**[05:17] ---**
...something I can't say for now.
**[05:21] ---**
Liar.
**[05:22] ---**
Always, all the time, everything is a lie.
**[05:26] ---**
Big Brother...
**[05:28] ---**
Big Brother, I hate you.
**[05:30] ---**
I don't want to see your face.
**[05:33] ---**
Then, I'll prove that I'm not a liar.
**[05:36] ---**
For the past year, I've been thinking
**[05:38] ---**
about how I can get you
to recognize me as your big brother.
**[05:42] ---**
I finally get it now.
**[05:43] ---**
Sagiri, I...
**[05:46] ---**
I'll make my little sister my heroine!
**[05:50] ---**
I'll write a light-novel
that's about my little sister!
**[05:53] ---**
I'll write about my favorite thing in the world,
and create the ultimate light-novel!
**[05:59] ---**
I'm not happy about that one bit!
Not happy at all!
**[06:01] ---**
I'm not going to open up my heart
with anything like that! It's just gross!
**[06:05] ---**
I hate big brothers who are liars!
I don't trust you!
**[06:09] ---**
Hurry up and get out!
**[06:19] ---**
*Let's do our best together next time, too!*
**[06:24] ---**
Liar.
**[06:29] ---**
*I'll do it.*
**[06:31] ---**
*With my max-fire motivation, I'll do what I can.*
**[06:46] ---**
*Several days passed. Before I knew it,
roughly two weeks were already gone.*
**[06:50] ---**
*I haven't seen Sagiri's face ever since.*
**[06:56] ---**
*Sensei, please do something about
the proposal for your new title by this week.*
**[07:00] ---**
I'm sorry, but I'd like a little bit more time.
**[07:05] ---**
*All right. Then take your time to think it out.*
**[07:09] ---**
*It's really scary to turn down work.*
**[07:11] ---**
*If I don't publish a new title,
my position disappears all too quickly.*
**[07:16] ---**
*Even the fans forget about me.*
**[07:19] ---**
*Two years ago, I wrote and wrote,
yet not one book was published.*
**[07:22] ---**
*I was losing heart,
and I'm about to be back in that state.*
**[07:26] ---**
*I'm fighting such fears, but still, I...*
**[07:38] ---**
*I wrote something interesting.
I have a good feeling about this.*
**[07:44] ---**
It's open?
**[07:45] ---**
Elf Yamada-sensei? Are you here?
**[07:49] ---**
I hope you don't mind my intrusion.
**[07:54] ---**
Elf...
**[08:02] ---**
This is...
**[08:04] ---**
Oh, you were here?
**[08:07] ---**
Right. Today was the promised day.
**[08:10] ---**
Wait for me in the living room.
**[08:12] ---**
Got it.
**[08:17] ---**
*Such a serious look on her face...
I've never seen it before.*
**[08:21] ---**
Sorry to make you wait!
**[08:24] ---**
This is my new novel!
**[08:25] ---**
"Chronicles of
Wandering Cat Girls"
**[08:27] ---**
You said yesterday
that you haven't written one word of it yet!
**[08:31] ---**
With my ability "Summon Darkness",
**[08:33] ---**
I summoned a completed manuscript
from the demon realm!
**[08:37] ---**
I-Impossible! Such an ability!?
**[08:40] ---**
You thought I'd be surprised? You were
desperately writing that until moments ago!
**[08:44] ---**
I totally wasn't writing.
I totally summoned this from the demon realm!
**[08:48] ---**
If you think I'm lying,
you can check my laptop.
**[08:52] ---**
You erased it just for a stupid little trick?
**[08:55] ---**
E-Elf Yamada's new title...
**[08:57] ---**
B-But I'm Elf Yamada...
**[09:01] ---**
Besides, see?
**[09:02] ---**
The manuscript is right here.
**[09:05] ---**
Time for the showdown, Masamune Izumi.
**[09:07] ---**
I'll see through your little piece
with my God Eye!
**[09:10] ---**
Bring it on, Elf Yamada.
**[09:12] ---**
That novel you summoned
from the demon realm with all your might...
**[09:15] ---**
I'll have a read of it!
**[09:23] ---**
*Interesting. It's tremendously interesting!*
**[09:26] ---**
*The hand keeps flipping the pages.
And my heart keeps wanting more!*
**[09:29] ---**
*Is this the true skills of an author whose works
get turned into anime?*
**[09:32] ---**
*On top of that, all the heroines
have small breasts.*
**[09:35] ---**
*There are so many poses that Eromanga Sensei
would love to draw.*
**[09:37] ---**
*And it's full of situations and outfits
that she might like!*
**[09:41] ---**
*And then...*
**[09:43] ---**
*It's super erotic.*
**[09:44] ---**
*It's tuned to be ultra-specialized.*
**[09:47] ---**
*This is a light-novel made for Eromanga Sensei!*
**[09:50] ---**
You know, this...
**[09:55] ---**
Is this manuscript for real?
**[10:05] ---**
Well, Masamune?
**[10:06] ---**
This is very important. Answer me.
**[10:09] ---**
O-Of course, I'm dead serious.
**[10:11] ---**
I see!
**[10:21] ---**
What the hell is going on?
**[10:22] ---**
I can't...
**[10:26] ---**
I can't win against this.
**[10:29] ---**
So unfair!
**[10:31] ---**
Was my manuscript that interestin—
**[10:33] ---**
No! That's not what I'm talking about!
**[10:36] ---**
How dare you make me
read something like this?
**[10:39] ---**
Such... Such...
**[10:42] ---**
Was it that boring?
**[10:45] ---**
The one I wrote will sell ten billion times more!
**[10:49] ---**
But this...
**[10:51] ---**
I can't compete against this!
**[10:54] ---**
H-Hey!
**[10:55] ---**
What's up with you?
**[10:57] ---**
This manuscript wasn't written
to amuse a lot of readers.
**[11:02] ---**
You put your soul into this,
and wrote this just for one person!
**[11:09] ---**
Reading this crap of a manuscript
that is definitely not sellable,
**[11:13] ---**
the only ones who would get emotional
in this whole world would be myself, and
**[11:16] ---**
your little sister, Eromanga Sensei!
**[11:19] ---**
H-How'd you find out?
**[11:22] ---**
It's pretty obvious after reading this.
**[11:24] ---**
Seriously?
**[11:27] ---**
It's like you plainly wrote here
that your little sister is Eromanga Sensei.
**[11:31] ---**
I was planning on having
my little sister read this novel.
**[11:37] ---**
Why don't you do that?
**[11:39] ---**
I think your thoughtfulness
will get across to her.
**[11:42] ---**
This super-duper-ultra-passionate
300 page love letter.
**[11:51] ---**
I was wondering what kind
of an exhibitionist you were.
**[11:54] ---**
But to think you weren't conscious of it.
**[11:55] ---**
Untitled
Masamune Izumi
**[11:57] ---**
I lost. I totally lost this one.
**[12:00] ---**
Wait, what are you doing!?
**[12:04] ---**
Why are you crying?
**[12:06] ---**
Such a lewd, amusing masterpiece...
Lost forever...
**[12:10] ---**
Well, thank you.
**[12:12] ---**
If it won't have those illustrations,
then there's no point in leaving it around.
**[12:18] ---**
Listen, I've lost,
but that doesn't mean you've won.
**[12:22] ---**
How are those different?
**[12:24] ---**
That's why you're so dense.
**[12:28] ---**
I'll win next time!
**[12:31] ---**
So, what are you going to do with that?
**[12:34] ---**
You won't say, "Nah, I'm not gonna
show this to my little sister," are you?
**[12:39] ---**
I'll do it! I was planning on it anyway.
**[12:44] ---**
What are you planning to do?
**[12:46] ---**
Are you serious? If you fall, you'll get hurt!
**[12:51] ---**
Eromanga-sensei!
**[12:57] ---**
Sagiri! I'm coming for you right now!
**[12:59] ---**
Big Brother?
**[13:24] ---**
Well, this is, um, well...
**[13:28] ---**
Sagiri! I completed the manuscript
for my new piece! I want you to read it!
**[13:37] ---**
Well, I'm sorry.
**[13:39] ---**
It's okay now. But, it's not okay.
**[13:41] ---**
Why did you do something so dangerous?
**[13:44] ---**
Because you never opened
the door for me since that time.
**[13:48] ---**
Here.
**[13:49] ---**
What?
**[13:50] ---**
The reason I didn't open my door for a while.
**[13:55] ---**
This is...
**[13:57] ---**
Battle scenes. Have I gotten better
at drawing them?
**[13:59] ---**
It's almost like someone else drew them!
**[14:02] ---**
I see.
**[14:03] ---**
I watched videos of martial arts matches,
and read up on many references for weapons.
**[14:08] ---**
So that's why it's so...
**[14:10] ---**
But I don't like stories
with people getting hurt or dying.
**[14:17] ---**
That's from—
**[14:19] ---**
No, I've always been like that from before.
Don't get me wrong.
**[14:23] ---**
It's sad when the character you like
is no longer in the story.
**[14:25] ---**
That's why I've always resisted drawing that.
**[14:29] ---**
But, seeing face-to-face for the first time,
and talking about creating titles...
**[14:34] ---**
I felt it wasn't right
for me to just be good at drawing what I like.
**[14:38] ---**
Because I said you sucked...
**[14:41] ---**
I was really disappointed,
so I felt that I should fight as well.
**[14:46] ---**
Fight, as in, against me?
**[14:48] ---**
No. Look at this, too.
**[14:52] ---**
When I color it, it looks like this.
**[14:55] ---**
This is a version with a different hair style.
**[14:57] ---**
How is it?
**[14:58] ---**
You learned how to draw
characters with big boobs?
**[15:01] ---**
I got it to a level where I can barely get by.
**[15:04] ---**
She looks like this when stripped.
**[15:07] ---**
What do you think?
**[15:09] ---**
I think it's really erotic and very good.
**[15:13] ---**
*I see. So for the past couple weeks,
you were practicing this.*
**[15:17] ---**
Izumi-sensei.
**[15:19] ---**
Do you understand now?
**[15:20] ---**
It's impossible to drop me
from working on your new title.
**[15:25] ---**
What do you mean? Who said that?
**[15:28] ---**
I mean, you were hiding something from me.
**[15:30] ---**
You were secretly meeting
with our neighbor, Yamada-san.
**[15:33] ---**
You seemed to have fun.
**[15:35] ---**
You'd never meet anyone like that
outside of your job.
**[15:40] ---**
Since you started seeing her,
you seemed really motivated.
**[15:45] ---**
I thought, she must be your new illustrator.
**[15:50] ---**
So I cooped myself up
in my room and practiced.
**[15:53] ---**
Sagiri...
**[15:54] ---**
Izumi-sensei said his little sister
was going to be his heroine.
**[15:58] ---**
He said he was going to create
the ultimate light-novel.
**[16:00] ---**
I was actually happy about that,
**[16:02] ---**
and that's when I thought I had to draw
the illustrations for it, no matter what.
**[16:08] ---**
I'm never, ever going to lose!
**[16:10] ---**
I won't hand over Izumi-sensei
to someone like that!
**[16:16] ---**
That's my line.
**[16:19] ---**
It's all a misunderstanding.
**[16:21] ---**
Yamada-san next door is the popular author,
Elf Yamada-sensei.
**[16:26] ---**
Elf Yamada-sensei...
**[16:28] ---**
Yes. Sh-She's a huge fan of Eromanga Sensei,
and wants to work together with her.
**[16:35] ---**
So we engaged in a novel duel,
with Eromanga-sensei at stake.
**[16:40] ---**
What? I didn't hear about this.
**[16:42] ---**
I didn't want to tell you.
**[16:44] ---**
Because I was afraid to be told you'd rather
work with a popular author instead of me.
**[16:50] ---**
I was scared.
**[16:53] ---**
Impossible! Big Brother, you really are an idiot!
**[16:56] ---**
I think so, too.
I have to tell you in the end, anyway.
**[17:01] ---**
That's not what I mean!
That's exactly how—
**[17:06] ---**
Enough.
**[17:07] ---**
I'm sorry but, I've already defeated her.
I won!
**[17:14] ---**
That's amazing.
To think you'd win against her...
**[17:17] ---**
Izumi-sensei, you're amazing!
**[17:19] ---**
Actually, we were going to have you
read both and decide.
**[17:23] ---**
No need for that.
From the start, I've already decided.
**[17:29] ---**
Let's keep working together
from now on, Izumi-sensei!
**[17:34] ---**
The pleasure is all mine, Eromanga-sensei.
**[17:39] ---**
I don't know anyone by that name.
**[17:46] ---**
Untitled
Masamune Izumi
**[17:47] ---**
Let me read this.
**[17:48] ---**
R-R-R-Right. Y-Y-Y-Yeah.
**[17:51] ---**
Why are you flustered?
**[17:53] ---**
I'm not flustered! No, not flustered one bit!
**[17:57] ---**
Hurry up.
**[17:58] ---**
Y-Yeah.
**[18:00] ---**
Please read it!
**[18:04] ---**
Then, I'll be over there—
**[18:07] ---**
No. Stay here.
**[18:26] ---**
*N-No good. I might die from shock.*
**[18:30] ---**
S-Sagiri?
**[18:32] ---**
Y-Yes?
**[18:33] ---**
H-How was it?
**[18:36] ---**
U-U-Um...
**[18:38] ---**
I think it's really interesting!
**[18:40] ---**
Really!?
**[18:41] ---**
It's just...
**[18:43] ---**
You can't publish it as a book like this.
**[18:47] ---**
I can't have anyone else read this.
**[18:49] ---**
It's so embarrassing.
**[18:51] ---**
Y-You're right. That's right.
**[18:56] ---**
Big Brother...
**[18:59] ---**
I'm...
**[19:01] ---**
I'm in love with someone.
**[19:06] ---**
I-I see.
**[19:10] ---**
*Right. That's how it should be.*
**[19:12] ---**
*Because we're siblings.
I decided that I was going to be her family.*
**[19:21] ---**
Got it.
**[20:53] ---**
Oh, I see, I see.
**[20:56] ---**
So you got rejected.
**[20:58] ---**
What's with that stupid grin on your face?
**[21:01] ---**
Serves you right!
**[21:02] ---**
So? What happened after that?
**[21:04] ---**
After that...
**[21:08] ---**
You know, Sagiri...
**[21:10] ---**
I have a dream now, too.
**[21:12] ---**
Dream?
**[21:13] ---**
That's right, a really big dream!
**[21:16] ---**
I'll turn this manuscript into a book.
**[21:19] ---**
It's out of the question as is,
so I'll rethink it, and write a project proposal.
**[21:24] ---**
I'll have my editor approve it, too.
That's where it begins.
**[21:27] ---**
But I'll make sure to turn this into a book.
**[21:30] ---**
I'll amuse tons of people with it, and have them
love the main character and the heroine.
**[21:35] ---**
It'll get super popular, and make enough money
for us to easily live on our own.
**[21:39] ---**
And then, have it turn into an anime!
**[21:42] ---**
Is that your dream, Big Brother?
**[21:44] ---**
No, no. That's all preparation.
**[21:47] ---**
We'll buy a large LCD television
for the living room,
**[21:50] ---**
and get ridiculously expensive speakers.
**[21:52] ---**
And then we'll have
a magnificent cake, with candles.
**[21:55] ---**
I'll take you out of your room,
and we'll watch the anime together!
**[21:59] ---**
It'll be our anime, where I wrote the story
and you drew the illustrations!
**[22:04] ---**
That way, I think both of us
would have a lot of fun!
**[22:07] ---**
All the sad things will be blown away by it!
**[22:11] ---**
That's my dream. It's the goal I have to get to!
**[22:15] ---**
How is it? Isn't it amazing?
**[22:19] ---**
It won't help if I speak in a loud voice.
**[22:23] ---**
I see. This time, too, huh?
**[22:27] ---**
This time?
**[22:40] ---**
Sagiri, you...
**[22:43] ---**
You've always been like that, Izumi-sensei.
**[22:49] ---**
You always give me dreams.
**[22:52] ---**
That's great, Izumi-sensei.
Let's do it!
**[22:55] ---**
I'm not gonna let you
do something so fun all by yourself!
**[22:59] ---**
That's not a dream for you alone.
**[23:02] ---**
Let's make that our dream, together.
**[23:09] ---**
I'm a little hungry.
**[23:13] ---**
Right, right. I got it. Hold on for a bit.
**[23:18] ---**
*Our first step towards our dream.*
**[23:23] ---**
*I don't think I'll ever forget about this day
for the rest of my life.*
**[23:31] ---**
Next Episode:
Let's Plan a Light-Novel with your Little Sister
# 5 - Let's Plan a Light-novel with your Little Sister
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRQ40V31Y/eromanga-sensei)
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**[00:03] ---**
*Several days have passed since that incident.*
**[00:08] ---**
*Big Brother...*
**[00:09] ---**
*I'm in love with someone.*
**[00:15] ---**
*But, like always,
I'm making a meal for my little sister.*
**[00:48] ---**
Sagiri, I'm leaving it here,
so make sure to eat!
**[01:06] ---**
Yo.
**[01:11] ---**
Sagiri, wait!
I have something important to talk about!
**[01:14] ---**
Something important?
**[01:16] ---**
Yeah, so please listen.
**[01:20] ---**
Hold on. Let me get ready.
**[01:41] ---**
What were you...
**[01:44] ---**
Wh...
**[01:45] ---**
What's with that outfit!?
**[01:47] ---**
Is it weird?
**[01:49] ---**
I-It's not weird, but...
**[01:52] ---**
Then, I'm glad.
**[01:58] ---**
D-Don't stare at me.
**[02:00] ---**
S-Sorry.
**[02:02] ---**
Geez.
**[02:04] ---**
Wh-Why did you suddenly
want to wear clothes like that?
**[02:07] ---**
You don't get it?
After making me read something like that?
**[02:11] ---**
W-Well, after reading something like that,
I can understand you'd be cautious around me.
**[02:26] ---**
Sagiri...
**[02:30] ---**
I love you.
**[02:34] ---**
It was love at first sight.
**[02:38] ---**
But...
**[02:40] ---**
I want to be your big brother.
**[02:44] ---**
Romance between siblings
is out of the question.
**[02:47] ---**
H-How does it end up that way?
**[02:50] ---**
What do you mean?
**[02:51] ---**
The other day, when I said "I was in love..."
**[02:56] ---**
Yeah. That means
"you can't answer to my feelings", right?
**[03:01] ---**
I totally get it.
**[03:09] ---**
Sagiri?
**[03:30] ---**
Idiot!
**[05:03] ---**
So, what is this "something important"
you want to talk about?
**[05:06] ---**
I want you to make
a project proposal with me.
**[05:08] ---**
Project proposal?
**[05:09] ---**
Yeah. To turn the new piece
I wrote the other day into a book,
**[05:13] ---**
I first have to submit a project proposal.
**[05:16] ---**
If it gets turned down,
I won't be able to turn it into a book.
**[05:21] ---**
What we want to turn into a book
is that manuscript.
**[05:24] ---**
Got it. But what should I do?
**[05:27] ---**
I've already decided what I want you to do.
**[05:34] ---**
I want you to draw illustrations
of a lewd little sister.
**[05:51] ---**
Geez! You're such a pervert, Big Brother!
**[05:53] ---**
Why are you telling me to draw illustrations
of a lewd little sister!?
**[05:57] ---**
Because the heroine for my piece
is a little sister,
**[06:00] ---**
and you're good at drawing lewd art,
so that's why I requested that.
**[06:03] ---**
Liar! I'm sure
there's a perverted reason behind this!
**[06:07] ---**
Why are you fixated on that thought?
**[06:10] ---**
Because... Because...
**[06:12] ---**
You said you love me, right, Big Brother?
**[06:16] ---**
So much that you'd fall in love at first sight.
**[06:23] ---**
But, that's only as a big brother!
**[06:26] ---**
I'd never have lewd thoughts
about my little sister!
**[06:32] ---**
What's with that look on your face?
**[06:33] ---**
Hmph!
**[06:38] ---**
Geez.
**[07:09] ---**
Mail: Idiot
**[07:10] ---**
"Save me! Right now!"
**[07:17] ---**
*What are you doing? Hurry!*
**[07:17] ---**
I'm done!
**[07:21] ---**
For now, I took my own image
and made it into a drawing.
**[07:25] ---**
Does the heroine look something like this?
**[07:33] ---**
Something is off.
**[07:34] ---**
How so?
**[07:35] ---**
Can you draw her a bit cuter?
**[07:42] ---**
Cuter? In what way?
**[07:46] ---**
Let's see...
**[07:48] ---**
Someone that looks more like you.
**[07:54] ---**
There you go saying stuff like that again!
**[07:56] ---**
Asking me to draw a "lewd illustration" of a
"little sister like me"? Such sexual harassment!
**[08:01] ---**
The ideal heroine is exactly like you,
so I can't help it.
**[08:09] ---**
Y-You say exactly like me but,
you have to be more specific.
**[08:15] ---**
Well...
**[08:17] ---**
A bit more phantasmal, like a fairy or an angel.
**[08:22] ---**
So that's the image...
**[08:24] ---**
And make her face a bit younger,
and with smaller breasts.
**[08:30] ---**
And, I want you to change
the nature of its eroticism.
**[08:32] ---**
Nature?
**[08:34] ---**
A kid with not much sex appeal,
but when you notice,
**[08:37] ---**
the hem on her clothes are turned up,
showing her thighs,
**[08:40] ---**
and you can't help your racing heart,
kind of eroticism...
**[08:43] ---**
Yes! Exactly like that.
**[09:02] ---**
Hey, stop th—
**[09:06] ---**
Why didn't you come save me right away?
**[09:10] ---**
I saved you in the end, so don't complain.
**[09:16] ---**
R-Right. Thanks.
**[09:21] ---**
So, you had to escape right away?
What happened?
**[09:26] ---**
Th-They showed up.
**[09:28] ---**
"They"?
**[09:30] ---**
The editors from Full-Drive Publishing.
**[09:33] ---**
They're going to monitor me
to see if I'm properly working or not!
**[09:37] ---**
All right, Elf Yamada-sensei,
let's go home and work!
**[09:41] ---**
Masamune-sensei, I beg you! Shelter me!
**[09:44] ---**
Anything. I'll do anything!
**[09:48] ---**
You just said you'll do anything?
**[09:50] ---**
Y-Yes.
**[09:53] ---**
Then...
**[09:55] ---**
Teach me how to write a project proposal!
**[09:57] ---**
Oh no! You're so unfair!
Such a raunchy request to my noble self...
**[10:03] ---**
Me, a super-pretty girl,
is saying she'll do anything.
**[10:06] ---**
You think such a request is going to be...
**[10:09] ---**
"Shut up"?
**[10:12] ---**
And "Hurry back up".
**[10:17] ---**
Wait!
**[10:18] ---**
What?
**[10:20] ---**
I want to meet Eromanga-sensei, too!
**[10:27] ---**
*Yo, it's the first time seeing you like this, huh,
Elf Yamada-sensei.*
**[10:32] ---**
Eromanga-sensei?
**[10:34] ---**
*No, I don't know anyone by that name.*
**[10:37] ---**
She says she's not?
**[10:38] ---**
That's like a pet phrase of hers,
so don't worry about it.
**[10:41] ---**
*No way! Elf-sensei is super cute
when you see her up close!*
**[10:46] ---**
*Hey, hey, what kind of panties
are you wearing right now?*
**[10:49] ---**
Wh-Why would you start off
with that question?
**[10:52] ---**
*Can I call you Elf-chan?
Is that your real name? How old are you?*
**[10:56] ---**
*Have you started wearing a bra already?*
**[11:01] ---**
What is this!?
**[11:02] ---**
What? It's the Eromanga-sensei
that you've been wanting to meet.
**[11:07] ---**
Her behavior is like some lewd old man!
**[11:10] ---**
*Am I different from what you imagined?*
**[11:12] ---**
No, it matches your penname
so well that I'm surprised.
**[11:17] ---**
After reading "that manuscript", her personality
is completely different from this, right?
**[11:22] ---**
*B-Big brother,
you showed that manuscript to her?*
**[11:25] ---**
I read it, and I've heard much about you.
**[11:28] ---**
It must have been something for you to read
such a passionate love-letter.
**[11:32] ---**
*So you know that much. I see.*
**[11:35] ---**
Of course! We're like buddies now!
**[11:39] ---**
No, we're not—
**[11:40] ---**
You carried me like a princess.
**[11:44] ---**
Princess...
**[11:45] ---**
Masamune...
**[11:46] ---**
That's how we called each other!
**[11:48] ---**
Stop altering memories.
**[11:51] ---**
So you guys get along.
**[11:53] ---**
*It doesn't matter who Izumi-sensei
is all lovey-dovey with!*
**[11:58] ---**
*Anyway, weren't you going to teach us
how to write a project proposal?*
**[12:02] ---**
R-Right! A project proposal!
**[12:03] ---**
Oh, you mentioned something like that.
**[12:06] ---**
But for things like that, you can just
write something in five minutes, right?
**[12:10] ---**
Then, you feel like you've done some real work,
and concentrate on playing games.
**[12:16] ---**
And that's why the editorial staff
started monitoring you.
**[12:19] ---**
It's totally not just me!
**[12:21] ---**
Everyone totally procrastinates
and plays games.
**[12:23] ---**
No way that's true!
**[12:24] ---**
Okay, so, talk of a project proposal is done.
**[12:28] ---**
Hey!
**[12:29] ---**
Say, you like games, right?
**[12:31] ---**
You had a lot of consoles in your room.
**[12:33] ---**
Let's play a match! A match!
**[12:41] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[12:44] ---**
Sheesh, why am I sent out
to go buy snacks for them?
**[12:49] ---**
I haven't even played games
with my little sister yet.
**[12:55] ---**
But...
**[13:06] ---**
I'm back!
**[13:18] ---**
Wh-Wh-What are you doing?
**[13:20] ---**
I-I-I was just showing my panties
to Eromanga-sensei!
**[13:24] ---**
What kind of erotic play is that?
**[13:25] ---**
It can't be helped!
**[13:27] ---**
She said she'd draw me an illustration
if I showed her my panties, so...
**[13:31] ---**
I wanted to see panties.
**[13:33] ---**
*If that settled things,
we wouldn't need the police!*
**[13:36] ---**
When I see a cute girl,
I can't help but want to see her panties.
**[13:40] ---**
That's how all illustrators are!
**[13:42] ---**
Apologize! Apologize right now
to all the illustrators in the country!
**[13:45] ---**
You see now, right?
**[13:51] ---**
That raunchy pose was also specified by
Eromanga-sensei, so don't get any wrong ideas.
**[13:58] ---**
Now, the next time I draw nudes for
Yamada-sensei, I can draw them better.
**[14:03] ---**
You guys make a better team than I thought.
**[14:09] ---**
Who is that?
**[14:11] ---**
You sold me out, Masamune!
**[14:14] ---**
- I don't wanna work! I'm gonna play games!
- Thank you for your cooperation.
**[14:21] ---**
Hey, Sagiri. What kind of conversation did you
have with her while I was out shopping?
**[14:27] ---**
*Well, nothing much.*
**[14:30] ---**
I see.
**[14:31] ---**
*Then, what do you think of Elf?*
**[14:37] ---**
*A weird person.*
**[14:40] ---**
*What?*
**[14:41] ---**
No, nothing. Nothing at all.
**[14:46] ---**
You know...
**[14:47] ---**
*Maybe we should invite her over again.*
**[14:51] ---**
Yeah.
**[15:01] ---**
I could write novels easily,
but project proposals...
**[15:09] ---**
From: Ayame Kagurazaka
Subject: Got your new piece yet?
To: Masamune Izumi
**[15:09] ---**
I'll secure a publishing spot,
and be waiting for you!
**[15:14] ---**
Secure a publishing spot?
**[15:18] ---**
So if the proposal goes through,
I can publish it right away.
**[15:24] ---**
Look at this.
**[15:28] ---**
Hey, this is from earlier...
**[15:30] ---**
Isn't it amazing?
**[15:32] ---**
The lewd wrinkles in her panties,
and her expression of embarrassment!
**[15:35] ---**
Yup, yup.
**[15:37] ---**
I thought I drew it really well,
so I wanted to boast to you, Big Brother.
**[15:41] ---**
All right, we'll put her in.
**[15:44] ---**
I'll have this girl show up in my story.
**[15:48] ---**
An idea came to me seeing this illustration...
**[15:50] ---**
I can write an amazing scene with it!
**[15:55] ---**
This is it!
**[15:59] ---**
Sagiri, can you draw
more illustrations like this?
**[16:04] ---**
If you draw illustrations
that you feel passionate about,
**[16:07] ---**
new ideas might spark up, like just now.
**[16:12] ---**
Really?
**[16:13] ---**
Yeah.
**[16:15] ---**
Will you draw for me again?
**[16:18] ---**
Yup!
**[16:19] ---**
Well then, I'm counting on you,
Eromanga-sensei!
**[16:23] ---**
I-I don't know anyone by that name.
**[16:35] ---**
Sagiri?
**[16:40] ---**
*A serious problem has occurred.*
**[16:44] ---**
*I can't draw anything but loli girls now.*
**[16:50] ---**
That is indeed a serious problem. But why?
**[16:54] ---**
I thought you practiced
and can draw big-chested girls, too.
**[16:59] ---**
*I drew those watching videos and idols on TV.*
**[17:02] ---**
And that's not good enough now?
**[17:04] ---**
*Now, I need light bulbs flashing like
when I saw Elf-chan to get any inspiration.*
**[17:10] ---**
Light bulbs?
**[17:12] ---**
*I'm desperately trying to think of a way
to see panties in real life, up close,*
**[17:16] ---**
*without leaving my room.*
**[17:18] ---**
I-I see.
**[17:21] ---**
*In any case!*
**[17:22] ---**
*I want to see girls other than Elf-chan,
so I can get inspired!*
**[17:25] ---**
*So I can draw illustrations that will
make Izumi-sensei conjure up new heroines!*
**[17:31] ---**
*Big Brother, do you know someone who's cute,
well-endowed, and willing to show her panties?*
**[17:36] ---**
Of course I don't!
**[17:41] ---**
*Over 14.5 million total copies in print,
a smash hit!*
**[17:45] ---**
*The youngest yet
super-popular author Muramasa Senju*
**[17:49] ---**
*brings you volume 11 of
"Legend of the Illusionary Demon Sword."*
**[17:52] ---**
*The anime version is on air right now!*
**[17:58] ---**
Hello?
**[17:59] ---**
*Hi, hi! It's everyone's favorite Megumin!*
**[18:03] ---**
Hey, can you tell?
**[18:07] ---**
Right now, I'm...
**[18:10] ---**
*...taking a bath!*
**[18:15] ---**
*Huh, huh, huh?*
**[18:17] ---**
Brother, did you actually imagine something?
**[18:23] ---**
*What do you want?*
**[18:25] ---**
How is Izumi-chan since we last spoke?
Has she come out of her room yet?
**[18:31] ---**
No...
**[18:37] ---**
But she seems to have made a friend recently.
**[18:41] ---**
Wait! I want details!
**[18:47] ---**
How's that? Isn't it amazing progress?
**[18:51] ---**
*Um, can I be honest?*
**[18:54] ---**
Go ahead.
**[18:56] ---**
Then...
**[19:04] ---**
*So frustrating!*
**[19:06] ---**
*I wanted to be her very first friend!*
**[19:13] ---**
*Hey, can I be honest here, too?*
**[19:16] ---**
Go ahead.
**[19:19] ---**
*I was frustrated, too. It felt like
someone got ahead of me, just like you.*
**[19:26] ---**
We're comrades.
**[19:29] ---**
Hey, Brother, can we meet right now?
**[19:33] ---**
*Right now?*
**[19:34] ---**
*I want to consult you about my plan
to become friends with Izumi-chan.*
**[19:40] ---**
Oh, so that's it. Sure, where should I head to?
**[19:45] ---**
Do you know Takasago Books
across from the train station?
**[19:52] ---**
Tomoe's
Recommendation
Corner
**[19:58] ---**
*Maybe I arrived a bit too early.*
**[20:01] ---**
Hey, hey, customer.
**[20:03] ---**
What kind of books are you looking for today?
**[20:05] ---**
Give me a heroine where Eromanga-sensei's
light bulbs will start flashing.
**[20:10] ---**
Like Shana-chan?
**[20:11] ---**
*Shut up, shut up, shut up!*
**[20:13] ---**
Or Taiga-chan?
**[20:15] ---**
*You stupid dog.*
**[20:16] ---**
Or Maisel-chan?
**[20:18] ---**
*I love seeing tall people grovel like that.*
**[20:22] ---**
Those are heroines
where my light bulbs would flash.
**[20:25] ---**
That's not what I mean!
**[20:29] ---**
So in other words, you're searching
for a pretty girl with big breasts
**[20:34] ---**
who can provide inspiration
for Eromanga-sensei!
**[20:36] ---**
Well, yeah.
**[20:39] ---**
Well, that puts me in a bind.
**[20:42] ---**
Why are you the one who's blushing?
**[20:45] ---**
This is about you wanting to use me
as a model for your new title, right?
**[20:49] ---**
You're gonna go along with it?
**[20:51] ---**
Then, can you hop onto Skype
and show Eromanga-sensei your panties?
**[20:57] ---**
That's an easy task.
**[21:00] ---**
Wait, of course I can't do anything like that!
**[21:03] ---**
Guess who?
**[21:06] ---**
Must be Megumi.
**[21:07] ---**
Correct!
**[21:09] ---**
Sorry to make you wait.
**[21:11] ---**
Umm, Izumi-sensei!
**[21:16] ---**
Oh? She found you out?
**[21:18] ---**
*Makes sense. I had the calendar on the wall.
And my penname is the same as my real name.*
**[21:24] ---**
So, let's get to discussing my plan
to become friends with Izumi-chan.
**[21:30] ---**
Oh, right. We were going to talk about that.
**[21:33] ---**
Brother, you write novels, right?
The ones that have illustrations...
**[21:37] ---**
Yes, I do.
**[21:39] ---**
Then, I think Izumi-chan
likes stuff like that, too.
**[21:44] ---**
*The Virgin Mary is Watching You*
**[21:47] ---**
Well, she does have quite a bit.
**[21:50] ---**
Right?
**[21:52] ---**
So that's why I'm thinking about
reading these creepy otaku novels!
**[23:30] ---**
Next Episode: Masamune Izumi
and the Nemesis of Ten Million Copies
# 6 - Masamune Izumi and the Nemesis of Ten Million Copies
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**[00:03] ---**
So that's why I'm thinking about
reading these creepy otaku novels!
**[00:08] ---**
Hey, little girl.
You try saying that one more time.
**[00:11] ---**
L-Little girl?
**[00:13] ---**
Y-You just said "creepy otaku novels" while
f-facing the mistress of the light-novel section.
**[00:19] ---**
Yes, creepy otaku novels!
**[00:22] ---**
You've got some nerve!
**[00:26] ---**
Calm down, Tomoe!
**[00:27] ---**
Don't underestimate the combat tribes
from Adachi Ward!
**[00:35] ---**
I think you get it now, but stop calling novels
with illustrations "creepy otaku novels".
**[00:40] ---**
Got it.
**[00:42] ---**
Okay!
**[00:43] ---**
Then, what should I call them?
**[00:45] ---**
"Light-novel" is acceptable.
**[00:48] ---**
Then, "light-novel", is it?
**[00:52] ---**
Can you tell me which ones to read?
**[00:55] ---**
I want to like the stuff Izumi-chan likes, too.
**[01:01] ---**
I see, then...
**[01:03] ---**
Mune-kun, a second...
**[01:07] ---**
I get the gist of the situation.
**[01:09] ---**
But, I can not forgive her
for the offensive language she spoke.
**[01:12] ---**
You "can not"?
What are you planning to do?
**[01:15] ---**
I'll make her super-addicted
to light-novels and completely convert her.
**[01:20] ---**
My dear customer!
**[01:22] ---**
Wh-What is it? You can just call me Megumin,
like most normally do.
**[01:27] ---**
Then, Megumin-chan.
**[01:28] ---**
If you're looking for an entry-level
light-novel, start with this!
**[01:33] ---**
That choice...
**[01:33] ---**
And I also recommend this one, and that one!
**[01:37] ---**
This many?
**[01:39] ---**
And, more than anything else, this title!
**[01:41] ---**
"Legend of the Illusionary Demon Sword," from
the super-popular Muramasa Senju-sensei!
**[01:45] ---**
Our best-seller, and the second season
of the anime is on air right now.
**[01:49] ---**
*She's such a...*
**[01:51] ---**
Thank you for your purchase!
**[01:54] ---**
I'll see you tomorrow, Megumin-chan.
**[01:56] ---**
Huh? Tomorrow?
**[03:33] ---**
Hello?
**[03:33] ---**
*Hey, what's the meaning of this!?*
**[03:36] ---**
The novels you guys recommended
the other day all ended at really good parts!
**[03:40] ---**
*When are the sequels coming out!?*
**[03:43] ---**
Who knows? I've been waiting
for the sequels for a while, too.
**[03:46] ---**
Brother, you're an author, right? You can
speak directly to the other authors, right?
**[03:51] ---**
Tell them to stop playing hooky
and to hurry up and write the sequels!
**[03:55] ---**
Don't ask for the impossible.
**[03:56] ---**
Then, well...
**[03:58] ---**
What should I do
with this feeling of dissatisfaction?
**[04:01] ---**
*To lessen those symptoms,
you just have to read other interesting books.*
**[04:06] ---**
No way!
**[04:10] ---**
But, you achieved your goal, didn't you?
**[04:13] ---**
*Huh?*
**[04:14] ---**
*You wanted to start reading light-novels
to get common ground to talk to Sagiri, right?*
**[04:21] ---**
I've gotten to like light-novels...
**[04:25] ---**
*You know, I said you have to read
other interesting novels, right?*
**[04:30] ---**
*How about borrowing one from Sagiri?*
**[04:33] ---**
*Wouldn't that be a better icebreaker
for you to become friends?*
**[04:36] ---**
You're right!
**[04:38] ---**
Nice idea!
**[04:41] ---**
*But would Izumi-chan see me
with that reason?*
**[04:46] ---**
Well, for now, I'll try convincing her,
but if it doesn't work...
**[04:49] ---**
*We'll cross that bridge when we get there!*
**[04:54] ---**
Then, I'll drop by tomorrow after school!
**[04:57] ---**
*Got it.*
**[04:58] ---**
*By the way, Megumi,*
**[05:00] ---**
did you already read
"Silverwolf of Reincarnation" that I gave you?
**[05:03] ---**
*Yes!*
**[05:05] ---**
It was a bit iffy!
**[05:10] ---**
Sagiri, I have to talk to you.
Can you open the door?
**[05:18] ---**
Big Brother. What do you need to talk about?
**[05:22] ---**
Well, um, you know...
**[05:25] ---**
Did you find someone who's cute, well-endowed,
and might be willing to show her panties?
**[05:29] ---**
Well, it's not about that...
**[05:32] ---**
Megumi said she's coming by today.
**[05:38] ---**
- I'm heading over there now.
- Okay, see ya!
**[05:40] ---**
I absolutely don't want to see her!
**[05:44] ---**
Don't say that.
Megumi is a pretty good kid at heart.
**[05:47] ---**
She said she wanted
to like the stuff you like, too.
**[05:51] ---**
Well, yeah, but...
**[05:55] ---**
Such a cute dog!
**[05:58] ---**
Isn't it okay to lend her a few books?
**[06:01] ---**
Let's lend her "The Virgin Mary is Watching"
series except for "Putting Up the Parasol".
**[06:05] ---**
H-How do you come up
with such devilish thoughts, Big Brother?
**[06:11] ---**
In any case, I don't want to see her.
**[06:19] ---**
If it's just lending books... Then, okay.
**[06:24] ---**
But, I-I have one condition.
**[06:27] ---**
One condition? What is it?
**[06:31] ---**
The class rep...
**[06:33] ---**
...is cute, right?
**[06:36] ---**
Hello! It's Megumin!
**[06:42] ---**
As the condition for lending me books,
I need to be a model for her drawings?
**[06:47] ---**
Sagiri says she's fine seeing you
if that's the case.
**[06:54] ---**
She wants to draw using me as a model.
**[06:57] ---**
I may have something here with Izumi-chan!
**[07:00] ---**
P-Perhaps so...
**[07:02] ---**
I was an amateur model
for a magazine one time!
**[07:06] ---**
I'm okay with any pose.
**[07:08] ---**
Bring it on!
**[07:10] ---**
Yeah!
**[07:12] ---**
So, what should I do from here?
**[07:15] ---**
Izumi-chan won't come out of her room, right?
**[07:18] ---**
Yeah. About that.
**[07:26] ---**
Um, this is...
**[07:30] ---**
Nothing less from a magazine model.
You look good no matter what you wear!
**[07:34] ---**
Don't I?
**[07:35] ---**
Wait, no!
**[07:36] ---**
It can't be helped. Sagiri said
you have to be in that state for her to see you.
**[07:43] ---**
I'll call for Sagiri now. But you have
to promise not take the blindfold off.
**[07:47] ---**
How am I going to do that in this state?
**[07:50] ---**
Sagiri, I brought her!
**[07:52] ---**
I blindfolded her, and made her immobile.
Nothing to be scared of!
**[08:06] ---**
This way!
**[08:17] ---**
I'm surprised.
To think she'd let her in here so easily.
**[08:21] ---**
U-Um, Izumi-chan, you're there, right?
**[08:27] ---**
Um, I'm not getting a reply from Izumi-chan!
**[08:31] ---**
I'm getting super uneasy, like some
lewd punishment is going to begin soon.
**[08:36] ---**
I'd like you to refrain from vulgar comments
in front of my little sister.
**[08:39] ---**
Sagiri is concentrating on drawing,
so she can't respond to you.
**[08:43] ---**
G-Gazes...
**[08:45] ---**
Lewd gazes on my thighs and boobs
are making my neck and spine tingle!
**[08:51] ---**
You've been acting
strangely bashful for a while now.
**[08:56] ---**
Y-You think so?
**[08:57] ---**
Yeah. As if you're not used to having
lewd gazes on you.
**[09:01] ---**
Perhaps you think being a slut is fashionable?
**[09:04] ---**
You're just putting on airs
and pretending to be a lewd girl!
**[09:07] ---**
Y-You're wrong!
I... well, have lots of experience...
**[09:11] ---**
And...
**[09:12] ---**
I've seen a dick before, too!
**[09:16] ---**
Product Description
Fabric: Cotton 100%
Ribbon: Nylon
Size Hip 75~82
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**[09:19] ---**
Cute striped panties!
**[09:28] ---**
What are we going to do about this?
**[09:31] ---**
I thought it would be bad,
but I couldn't hold in my urge.
**[09:35] ---**
You know...
**[09:49] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[09:53] ---**
So you can talk.
**[09:55] ---**
Izumi-chan, you can talk!
**[09:58] ---**
With me! Without blindfolds!
**[10:00] ---**
I-It's not all right... but...
**[10:05] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[10:11] ---**
I forgive you!
**[10:12] ---**
We're already friends now, right?
**[10:14] ---**
Since you've already seen my panties.
**[10:17] ---**
Nope.
**[10:18] ---**
So horrible! You even took my panties off!
**[10:21] ---**
Not even my little brother has seen them!
**[10:24] ---**
You said you'll forgive me.
**[10:25] ---**
I said that, but...
**[10:26] ---**
Isn't there something else you can say?
Like, a friendship has been born?
**[10:31] ---**
Um, "Thank you for the meal"?
**[10:33] ---**
Oh, it was nothing, damn you!
**[10:35] ---**
- It's time for you to pay up!
- Pay up? Oh.
**[10:49] ---**
Here.
**[10:51] ---**
Being a friend is impossible,
but this is the reward you were promised.
**[10:56] ---**
Oh. That's what we promised, huh?
**[10:59] ---**
So, my favorite books...
**[11:03] ---**
H-Here you go.
**[11:06] ---**
These are the books Izumi-chan likes.
**[11:10] ---**
Yeah. My most favorite books
in the whole world.
**[11:14] ---**
I see.
**[11:16] ---**
Then, I'll get to liking these, too.
**[11:19] ---**
When I'm done reading them,
can you lend me other books?
**[11:22] ---**
Sure.
**[11:23] ---**
Well then, that's a promise!
**[11:39] ---**
Oh, and can you give me back
my panties that you put in your pocket?
**[11:45] ---**
P-Please wait until I'm done
with my illustration.
**[11:52] ---**
Matilda
-First Year Junior High Student
-Blood Type O
-A girl who's always copying
the Protagonist's little sister
-Returning to Japan,
a half-Japanese and
half-Netherlands girl
-The little sister said
they can become friends
if Matilda shows her panties
to her, so she does
**[11:53] ---**
Sayaka
-Second Year Junior High Student
-Blood Type AB
-Protagonist's little sister's friend
from school
-When she went into
the little sister's room,
the little sister tied her up
and blindfolded her
-She gets her striped panties
taken from her, but their friendship
grows from there
**[11:56] ---**
All right, let's go with this!
**[11:58] ---**
Really?
**[12:01] ---**
Let's do our best for publication next May!
**[12:05] ---**
That's a year from now!
**[12:07] ---**
Well, I had secured a publishing spot,
**[12:10] ---**
but right after that message, a popular author
brought in manuscripts for a new title,
**[12:15] ---**
so that one took priority.
**[12:17] ---**
That popular author is...
**[12:20] ---**
The young ace of our label, Muramasa-sensei!
**[12:23] ---**
Muramasa? Her again!?
**[12:28] ---**
Big Brother, you're unemployed again?
**[12:31] ---**
Yeah. It's the same as two years ago.
**[12:34] ---**
Back then, after overcoming multiple no-gos,
**[12:37] ---**
a proposal for a new title
finally went through, and she...
**[12:40] ---**
Muramasa Senju...
**[12:42] ---**
That's the author for
Legend of the Illusionary Demon Sword.
**[12:45] ---**
Yeah. Super-duper popular compared to me,
and is a lot like me in many ways.
**[12:51] ---**
A lot like you?
**[12:53] ---**
First of all, our pennames are similar.
**[12:55] ---**
The writing style is completely the same, too.
**[12:58] ---**
Battle stuff with a splash of Japanese tastes.
**[13:02] ---**
Yeah, that really is similar.
**[13:04] ---**
On top of that, she's supposedly a fast writer,
and a student author who is younger than me.
**[13:09] ---**
In other words...
**[13:11] ---**
...an upgrade?
**[13:13] ---**
I got that a lot when I first debuted!
**[13:16] ---**
"Fake Muramasa-sensei", "a degradation
of Muramasa", "horrible even for a follower"!
**[13:20] ---**
Dammit, Masamune is stronger
in Final Fantasy, too!
**[13:23] ---**
You're being too unsightly. Please shut up!
**[13:26] ---**
It's a shame the release date
will be far off in the future.
**[13:29] ---**
But, they'll turn it into a book next year, right?
**[13:31] ---**
Then, we've moved one step forward.
Congratulations, Izumi-sensei.
**[13:35] ---**
Eromanga-sensei...
Unfortunately, that's not really the case here.
**[13:41] ---**
Are you in money trouble?
**[13:44] ---**
If so, I can provide for you, Big Brother.
**[13:48] ---**
Sagiri...
**[13:49] ---**
It'll be okay.
**[13:51] ---**
I'll draw l-lewd illustrations and make money.
**[13:57] ---**
*A big brother who makes his little sister
provide for him by drawing lewd illustrations.*
**[14:02] ---**
*Look, I drew a lewd illustration.
If we sell this, we can live for another month!*
**[14:08] ---**
N-No, I'm really happy you're offering,
but hold on a sec.
**[14:11] ---**
What I'm worried about is not simply
being in a financial bind.
**[14:15] ---**
I made a promise with our aunt.
**[14:18] ---**
As long as I can regularly show results
as an author,
**[14:22] ---**
then she'll allow us to continue
our "current way of life".
**[14:24] ---**
But, if I don't publish any books
for a whole year, I'd be breaking that promise.
**[14:31] ---**
How about getting the book out sooner
from another publisher?
**[14:36] ---**
It would be nice if I could, but I don't
know anyone in other publishing companies.
**[14:43] ---**
But you have me!
**[14:46] ---**
I'm surprised. I didn't think your older brother
was the editor in charge of you.
**[14:51] ---**
But my big brother is so square-headed.
**[14:54] ---**
Before seeing the project proposal, he asked us
to first clear it with your editorial staff.
**[14:59] ---**
Well, that's how it should be.
**[15:02] ---**
It looks like we got here
earlier than the appointment time.
**[15:06] ---**
I-I know! Let's stop by a café!
**[15:09] ---**
You must have thought,
"This is almost like a date," didn't you?
**[15:12] ---**
Oh, I guess it can't be helped.
**[15:14] ---**
It's not a date or anything at all,
but I'll specially allow you to fantasize that it is.
**[15:21] ---**
Elf Yamada
On a date with Masamune Izumi-sensei right now!
**[15:24] ---**
I wonder how big the sales
for the second anime season
**[15:27] ---**
of Legend of the Illusionary
Demon Sword will be.
**[15:29] ---**
You really do like talking about sales.
**[15:34] ---**
Isn't it fun to compare your sales
to other authors, and see if you won or lost?
**[15:39] ---**
Is it?
**[15:42] ---**
Are you the type who says, "It's embarrassing
to be conscious about sales" and such?
**[15:47] ---**
I can't understand that at all.
**[15:49] ---**
You're playing the most interesting
competitive game in the world.
**[15:52] ---**
Why aren't you looking at the scores?
**[15:55] ---**
And you're "the type who acts tsundere
to her readers," right?
**[15:59] ---**
What do you mean?
**[16:01] ---**
"Don't get me wrong!
I'm only interested in sales and praise!
**[16:05] ---**
All my readers are my servants!"
**[16:09] ---**
Like that.
**[16:12] ---**
I-I'm just putting some distance between
myself and the readers as a professional!
**[16:17] ---**
I-It's not like I like my readers or anything.
**[16:20] ---**
Don't get me wrong...
**[16:26] ---**
J-Just you wait!
**[16:31] ---**
By the way, great Elf-sensei,
**[16:34] ---**
you're losing in sales you love so much
against the aforementioned Muramasa-sensei.
**[16:38] ---**
What do you think about that?
**[16:39] ---**
Hmph. It's useless to go against
someone like that.
**[16:43] ---**
What do you mean?
**[16:44] ---**
For instance, Masamune.
**[16:46] ---**
If a reader told you,
"Elf-sensei's books were more interesting".
**[16:51] ---**
I'd be super disappointed!
**[16:54] ---**
That's why I love you!
**[17:00] ---**
B-By love, I don't mean it that way, okay?
**[17:04] ---**
S-Sure.
**[17:05] ---**
I was just saying how winning against those
**[17:07] ---**
who get frustrated about it
like you is the most amusing!
**[17:11] ---**
Understand?
**[17:12] ---**
Yeah.
**[17:14] ---**
On the other hand, Muramasa. She's horrible.
**[17:17] ---**
Even if I stomped her down in sales,
she wouldn't be disappointed one bit.
**[17:22] ---**
I'm sure she's playing a one-player game
that's different from what we play.
**[17:29] ---**
Crap, we're cutting it really close now.
**[17:34] ---**
That's some outfit.
**[17:38] ---**
You're one to talk.
**[17:40] ---**
Hey, you!
Do you have business in this building?
**[17:46] ---**
Sorry!
**[17:47] ---**
Geez, what are you doing?
**[17:50] ---**
Could this be a novel?
**[18:02] ---**
Ah-hah! You must be a rookie
bringing in a piece for review!
**[18:06] ---**
I'll tell you this. Right now, no publisher will
accept pieces from people with no real results.
**[18:11] ---**
H-Hey.
**[18:12] ---**
But since you came all the way here,
you can tag along with us.
**[18:16] ---**
To make up for earlier, I'll ask them to at least
give you a tour of the editorial department.
**[18:22] ---**
I, Elf Yamada, will!
**[18:29] ---**
You know of me
if you're an aspiring author, right?
**[18:31] ---**
I'm Elf Yamada, a popular author
totaling over 2 million copies in print!
**[18:36] ---**
I don't know.
**[18:39] ---**
Look here. I'm a popular author
who will have a title turned into an anime.
**[18:43] ---**
It's embarrassing not to know! Embarrassing!
**[18:45] ---**
Stop that. She's troubled by all this.
**[18:48] ---**
Oh, hush, combat power of 220 grand!
**[18:51] ---**
I sold 2 million copies,
so I can say whatever I want to you guys!
**[18:55] ---**
That's what it means to have more than
1 million copies' worth of difference in sales!
**[18:59] ---**
Sorry about that.
It looks like she's in a bad mood today.
**[19:04] ---**
No, I just heard something nice there.
**[19:07] ---**
Sorry to make you wait!
**[19:10] ---**
Now, I read your e-mail.
**[19:12] ---**
You want to work with another publisher?
**[19:15] ---**
No, no, no!
**[19:17] ---**
I called the other publisher
and properly settled things already.
**[19:21] ---**
Let's keep at this three-legged race together!
**[19:25] ---**
I knew this would happen,
so that's why I tagged along!
**[19:28] ---**
Leave this to me!
**[19:30] ---**
Oh, you were here, Yamada-sensei?
**[19:34] ---**
No matter what this old hag says,
your choices haven't been crushed down yet.
**[19:38] ---**
Old hag...
**[19:40] ---**
You have a dream that's more important
than anything else, right?
**[19:44] ---**
Kagurazaka-san!
**[19:46] ---**
Wh-What?
**[19:48] ---**
I want to publish the romantic comedy proposal
that I submitted the other day, into a book!
**[19:53] ---**
This year, and the sooner the better. I have to.
**[19:55] ---**
So please, give me some advice!
**[20:01] ---**
You know, you should listen to the very end
when someone's talking.
**[20:04] ---**
Don't just turn me into a villain.
**[20:08] ---**
I've been thinking of various ideas as well.
**[20:11] ---**
Ta-dah!
**[20:12] ---**
Light-novel Tenkaichi Budokai!
**[20:14] ---**
Light-novel Tenkaichi Budokai?
**[20:17] ---**
A new project where five
up-and-coming authors publish short stories
**[20:21] ---**
in a magazine,
and compete for a publishing spot!
**[20:25] ---**
The winning title will be sold
as a book form in September?
**[20:30] ---**
You technically can't enter unless
you're a rookie author that just debuted.
**[20:35] ---**
But, I'll use my authority to push you in there.
**[20:38] ---**
In other words, if I win this...
**[20:45] ---**
MASAMUNE IZUMI
**[20:47] ---**
Masamune Izumi-sensei!
**[20:50] ---**
I have accepted your entry
in the Light-novel Tenkaichi Budokai!
**[20:54] ---**
- Please do your best!
- I will!
**[20:56] ---**
Thank you so much!
**[20:58] ---**
I'm so glad I sought your advice,
Kagurazaka-san!
**[21:00] ---**
It's still too early to celebrate.
**[21:02] ---**
You won't get that publishing spot
unless you defeat four rivals.
**[21:06] ---**
This is the first step towards our dream.
**[21:09] ---**
So...
**[21:10] ---**
I'll make sure to win this!
**[21:12] ---**
I will not let you!
**[21:16] ---**
Masamune Izumi-kun,
your dream will not come true.
**[21:19] ---**
No, I will not let it come true.
**[21:23] ---**
Your little sentimental dream
is in the way of my dream.
**[21:27] ---**
So, I will make sure to crush them right here!
**[21:31] ---**
Um...
**[21:35] ---**
Who are you?
**[21:43] ---**
MURAMASA SENJU
**[21:44] ---**
Senju...
**[21:46] ---**
Muramasa.
**[21:47] ---**
Muramasa Senju!?
**[21:50] ---**
It's not good to lack honorifics, kouhai.
**[21:54] ---**
You will call me...
**[21:57] ---**
"Muramasa-senpai"!
**[23:30] ---**
Next Episode:
Little Sister and the Most Interesting Novel in the World
# 7 - Little Sister and the Most Interesting Novel in the World
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**[00:01] ---**
It's not good to lack honorifics, kouhai.
**[00:04] ---**
You will call me...
**[00:06] ---**
"Muramasa-senpai"!
**[00:08] ---**
What's with you, suddenly interrupting us,
and all this about crushing dreams?
**[00:13] ---**
You were a super-popular author
who has sold over 2 million copies, right?
**[00:17] ---**
Yes! Worship me!
**[00:20] ---**
Kagurazaka-san, please tell them
how many copies I've sold.
**[00:23] ---**
Muramasa-sensei's total copies sold is...
**[00:27] ---**
14.5 million copies.
**[00:29] ---**
Fourteen point five...
**[00:32] ---**
If you have more than 1 million copies' worth
of difference in sales, you can say anything.
**[00:36] ---**
You said something of the sort, right?
**[00:43] ---**
Now let's get to the main topic.
**[00:46] ---**
It seems you are angry, kouhai.
**[00:48] ---**
Because my senpai made fun of our dream,
and because she said she'd crush it.
**[00:53] ---**
Yes, I said that. And, I carried it out.
**[00:56] ---**
Carried out?
**[00:57] ---**
The reason why the release date for your recent
project proposal has been delayed by a year
**[01:02] ---**
is because I intentionally took
the publishing slot away from you.
**[01:07] ---**
I have been keeping up with your actions
by going through Kagurazaka-san.
**[01:13] ---**
Why do you antagonize me that much?
**[01:16] ---**
You, embracing such pointless dreams...
**[01:19] ---**
I hate you for getting in the way of my dream!
**[01:23] ---**
That's why I'll crush you.
**[01:26] ---**
Let me say this.
**[01:27] ---**
Losing just once
won't make me give up my dream.
**[01:30] ---**
Then, I'll just keep crushing them.
**[01:35] ---**
Then, let's settle the score.
**[01:38] ---**
The winner of the Light-novel Tenkaichi Budoukai
can give any order to the loser.
**[01:43] ---**
How's that?
**[01:45] ---**
Wait, Masamune!
**[01:47] ---**
If I win, I won't let you get in the way
of our dream ever again.
**[01:50] ---**
If I lose, do what you want.
**[01:53] ---**
I couldn't ask for a better proposition.
But are you okay with that?
**[01:57] ---**
Yeah. Our dream isn't pointless at all.
**[02:00] ---**
I won't lose to you.
**[02:02] ---**
I challenge you, Muramasa!
**[03:36] ---**
Why'd you get so heated?
**[03:39] ---**
Wasn't there a much better way of handling it?
**[03:42] ---**
Maybe so, but...
**[03:44] ---**
She made fun of our dream.
I can't ever forgive her for that.
**[03:49] ---**
If you have that much determination,
why are you moping around so depressed?
**[03:54] ---**
I put our dream on the line on just my accord.
**[03:57] ---**
For that, I feel guilt towards
Eromanga-sensei... my little sister.
**[04:01] ---**
I don't know what I should say to Sagiri.
**[04:08] ---**
Sounds like she's calling for you.
**[04:17] ---**
I thought you needed me for something.
**[04:18] ---**
Cheater.
**[04:20] ---**
Was your date fun?
**[04:23] ---**
What was that?
**[04:25] ---**
Elf Yamada
On a date with Masamune Izumi-sensei right now!
**[04:30] ---**
*Must be from that time...*
**[04:32] ---**
Of course that's one of Elf's jokes. I told you
I was heading to the editorial office with her.
**[04:39] ---**
Big Brother, you can't go on dates
with girls for the rest of your life. Got that?
**[04:44] ---**
Th-The rest of my life, huh.
**[04:46] ---**
Yes. The rest of your life. Because...
**[04:49] ---**
Because why?
**[04:53] ---**
N-Nothing!
**[04:55] ---**
Why didn't you come up here right away
after you came home?
**[04:58] ---**
I was worried about
what happened to our work!
**[05:01] ---**
That's because...
**[05:03] ---**
...I feel guilt against you.
**[05:12] ---**
That guy. He says he loves his little sister,
but doesn't understand her one bit.
**[05:18] ---**
And there you have it.
**[05:21] ---**
I'm sorry. I put our dream on the line.
**[05:25] ---**
Why are you apologizing?
**[05:27] ---**
I mean, it's not something
I can decide on my own.
**[05:31] ---**
Besides, there might have been
another way to go about this.
**[05:34] ---**
Another way? You're fine
with someone making fun of our dream?
**[05:39] ---**
Of course not!
**[05:41] ---**
Then, it's fine.
**[05:43] ---**
Why are you thinking about losing
before you even try?
**[05:47] ---**
That guy who laughed at our dream
is our enemy.
**[05:51] ---**
Let's take this on together!
**[05:55] ---**
You're right. If the two of us are together,
10 million copies won't even be an enemy.
**[06:00] ---**
We'll take this on together, Eromanga-sensei!
**[06:03] ---**
Yup.
**[06:05] ---**
I-I don't know anyone by that name.
**[06:11] ---**
You're taking too long!
How long are you going to make me wait?
**[06:15] ---**
In other words,
you've come to an agreement.
**[06:18] ---**
Yeah.
**[06:19] ---**
This is getting interesting.
**[06:21] ---**
You gave up earlier, saying
you can't even compete against her.
**[06:25] ---**
If you win,
I'm sure she would be so frustrated!
**[06:28] ---**
Just imagining it makes me drool!
**[06:33] ---**
So, how are you going to win
against Muramasa? Do you have a plan?
**[06:37] ---**
I don't.
**[06:38] ---**
I'll write like I normally do, and I'll win.
**[06:41] ---**
If I can't do that, I can't make this dream
come true in the first place.
**[06:46] ---**
I-I see, that's good.
It's an answer I like to hear.
**[06:51] ---**
Specifically, I want to take
that little-sister novel
**[06:55] ---**
and have it fit the format
of Light-novel Tenkaichi Budoukai,
**[06:58] ---**
and rewrite it as a 60-page short story.
**[07:00] ---**
So you'll fight with a revised version of
the love-letter novel that you defeated me with.
**[07:05] ---**
S-Stop calling it that.
**[07:08] ---**
Well, that novel definitely has a chance to win.
**[07:12] ---**
More like, that's the only thing you've got.
**[07:14] ---**
But I'm terrible with short stories.
I could write long novels all day, but...
**[07:19] ---**
Then...
**[07:20] ---**
Time for training!
**[07:25] ---**
It's over 100 pages! How is this a short story?
**[07:31] ---**
Terrible architecture!
Start with a super-interesting scene!
**[07:39] ---**
It's too early for the heroine to go dere!
**[07:41] ---**
Save the love confession
for the climactic scene!
**[07:47] ---**
Th-Th-This heroine is somewhat like me, no?
**[07:51] ---**
So after all, you really do...
**[08:01] ---**
DEADLINE
**[08:07] ---**
It's getting pretty good.
**[08:09] ---**
It passes as a one-shot story.
**[08:11] ---**
It can't be just passing.
**[08:13] ---**
If I don't make it the best thing ever,
I can't win against Muramasa.
**[08:16] ---**
That's some determination.
**[08:19] ---**
Yes, who is it...
**[08:30] ---**
Um, why...
**[08:32] ---**
Oh, this attire?
**[08:34] ---**
If speaking honestly,
to do the business I came here today,
**[08:38] ---**
I wanted to make
your impression of me slightly better.
**[08:42] ---**
As my editor said,
most boys tend to like girls in uniforms.
**[08:48] ---**
Though I do question whether myself
in a uniform has any effect or not.
**[08:53] ---**
I would be happy if I drew your attention,
even just a little bit.
**[08:57] ---**
I wasn't asking about the outfit.
**[08:59] ---**
What I want to ask
is the reason why you came here.
**[09:02] ---**
Masamune-kun.
I came here to recommend surrender.
**[09:06] ---**
You should become mine.
**[09:13] ---**
Become yours?
**[09:16] ---**
What are you saying?
**[09:18] ---**
N-No! What I meant was that you should become
"a novelist writing just for me"!
**[09:22] ---**
A novelist writing just for you?
**[09:24] ---**
Literally, you would write novels just for me.
**[09:27] ---**
In return, I will pay you
more than enough in rewards.
**[09:31] ---**
How does that sound?
**[09:34] ---**
How it sounds aside...
**[09:36] ---**
You said you were going
to crush my dream, right?
**[09:39] ---**
How does that connect
with this proposition you just made?
**[09:43] ---**
That's...
**[09:43] ---**
Stop!
**[09:45] ---**
Masamune, you shouldn't ask that.
**[09:48] ---**
After all, you're a dumb little softie.
**[09:50] ---**
If you learn your enemy's situation,
you'll be less likely to win.
**[09:54] ---**
Yamashita-sensei.
**[09:55] ---**
Yamada! It's Yamada!
**[09:58] ---**
What are you doing
in Masamune-kun's house?
**[10:04] ---**
We're living together.
**[10:06] ---**
Don't call living next door to me
as "living together"!
**[10:11] ---**
Masamune-kun, you should listen to my story.
**[10:15] ---**
You should learn what my dream is,
that will crush down yours.
**[10:19] ---**
If you want to continue your current life...
**[10:24] ---**
So, with all that suggestive comments
and barging in...
**[10:27] ---**
What the heck is she doing?
**[10:29] ---**
It looks like she's writing a story.
**[10:32] ---**
What's the meaning of this?
**[10:33] ---**
I don't know. She suddenly
started writing mid-conversation.
**[10:38] ---**
Hey, you! What have you been writing—
**[10:41] ---**
If you interrupt me, I'll kill you.
**[10:43] ---**
I'm at a really good part right now.
I'll be done shortly, so just wait.
**[10:47] ---**
Is she writing what she'll submit
to the Light-novel Tenkaichi Budoukai?
**[10:51] ---**
That can't be.
The deadline is in two days, right?
**[10:54] ---**
Then maybe it's the continuation
of Demon Sword that has been on hiatus?
**[10:58] ---**
*Hey, Big Brother.*
**[10:59] ---**
*She's completely concentrating on writing,
so I don't think she'd notice anything we do.*
**[11:04] ---**
Looks like it.
**[11:06] ---**
*Can you...*
**[11:08] ---**
*lift up her skirt?*
**[11:11] ---**
You're a... You're such a... You're too hardcore!
**[11:15] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[11:17] ---**
What, are you...
**[11:19] ---**
Are you interested in my underwear?
**[11:22] ---**
Oh, well, um....
**[11:24] ---**
I-In the first place, this is all because
**[11:27] ---**
you suddenly started writing
the continuation for Demon Sword.
**[11:30] ---**
Demon Sword? What's that?
**[11:34] ---**
Hey, you! That's enough of being airheaded!
**[11:38] ---**
Legend of the Illusionary Demon Sword.
You know of it, don't you?
**[11:41] ---**
I think I vaguely remember hearing of it.
**[11:44] ---**
Oh, that thing my editor
keeps telling me to write.
**[11:49] ---**
Wait, you don't even remember
the titles of your own books?
**[11:53] ---**
Novels are things you write
so you can read it yourself.
**[11:57] ---**
If there's interesting text,
the title doesn't matter.
**[12:01] ---**
I merely write novels.
I don't know what happens after that.
**[12:06] ---**
Senpai, why did you become an author?
**[12:10] ---**
I debuted only because I went with the flow.
**[12:12] ---**
"Your family won't hound you anymore
even if you write stories all day".
**[12:17] ---**
I think I was convinced when I heard that.
**[12:19] ---**
Then, why did you start writing novels?
**[12:22] ---**
If you want to read interesting novels, you can
buy them at the bookstore and read them.
**[12:26] ---**
It's because bookstores don't have novels
**[12:29] ---**
that I think are interesting
from the bottom of my heart.
**[12:32] ---**
That's why I have no choice
but to write them on my own.
**[12:35] ---**
Lies.
**[12:36] ---**
If you don't have memories of reading a book
and finding it interesting,
**[12:39] ---**
you wouldn't even think about
writing your own novels.
**[12:41] ---**
Of course, there was just one.
**[12:44] ---**
But...
**[12:48] ---**
I can't read its continuation ever again.
**[12:52] ---**
Kouhai, out of 100, what score
would you give the stories you write?
**[12:59] ---**
100 points.
**[13:00] ---**
Same for me. An author's personal rating
should always be 100.
**[13:05] ---**
But, the first fan letter I ever read had said...
**[13:09] ---**
"It was so interesting,
I'd give it a 1,000,000 out of 100!"
**[13:19] ---**
I was surprised.
**[13:22] ---**
There was someone who would give
a million-point rating
**[13:24] ---**
for my story that I gave a perfect hundred.
**[13:27] ---**
I understood something
after I became an author.
**[13:30] ---**
Authors are desperately creating novels
that score a hundred points,
**[13:34] ---**
but the readers ever so easily
give it a score of a million.
**[13:37] ---**
Depending on the person, they can obtain
many books that are worth a million points.
**[13:43] ---**
That is very unfair.
**[13:45] ---**
A book for me is so rare to find,
and I can never read enough.
**[13:50] ---**
For a long, long time...
**[13:53] ---**
I've been hungry for more.
**[13:56] ---**
That's why!
**[13:57] ---**
My dream is to write a novel
that I can give a personal score of a million.
**[14:01] ---**
I'll write a novel that I feel is interesting
from the bottom of my heart,
**[14:05] ---**
and I'll write as many as it takes
for my own sake until I satiate my hunger!
**[14:12] ---**
So that's what you look like when you laugh.
**[14:15] ---**
After all, when you speak of dreams,
you should laugh.
**[14:20] ---**
I understand what your dream is now, Senpai.
**[14:22] ---**
But why are you trying to crush our dream?
**[14:26] ---**
I don't remember getting in your way.
**[14:28] ---**
You are.
**[14:29] ---**
Because you started some boring
romantic-comedy project,
**[14:32] ---**
I can't write battle-based novels anymore.
**[14:34] ---**
Wh-What do you—
**[14:36] ---**
Okay, that's enough.
**[14:38] ---**
See, didn't I tell you?
**[14:39] ---**
You shouldn't haphazardly
listen to her situation.
**[14:42] ---**
Now, we're going home!
**[14:43] ---**
Yamamoto-sensei...
**[14:45] ---**
It's Yamada!
**[14:46] ---**
You really are dense, too.
**[14:48] ---**
The way you put it, Masamune won't
understand the most important part at all.
**[14:53] ---**
If you want him to get it,
you have to slam your real motive at him!
**[15:04] ---**
For me, the most interesting book
in the world...
**[15:10] ---**
...is what you write!
**[15:16] ---**
That's why I can't forgive you
for starting a different genre.
**[15:20] ---**
I love the battle-based novels that you write.
**[15:23] ---**
I can't stand not being able
to read them anymore! I just can't!
**[15:26] ---**
I have read every novel you have written.
**[15:29] ---**
I've loved reading your works, back from
the web-novels you wrote before your debut!
**[15:33] ---**
My novels have always been affected by you.
**[15:37] ---**
Because you write novels that are so
heart-moving for me, I can continue to write!
**[15:43] ---**
I was severely depressed when your
Silverwolf of Reincarnation series ended.
**[15:48] ---**
What will happen afterwards to all
the characters who I loved so much?
**[15:51] ---**
How could they have arrived
at a happy ending?
**[15:55] ---**
That was all I could think about.
**[15:59] ---**
And I'm not even the author.
**[16:01] ---**
To divert myself from the sadness,
I wrote, and wrote, and wrote some more.
**[16:06] ---**
I impatiently thought,
"Why won't Izumi-sensei release a new title?"
**[16:11] ---**
So, when I heard you submitted
a proposal for a romantic-comedy...
**[16:14] ---**
If I slam it down, I thought you would write
another battle-based novel.
**[16:18] ---**
To stimulate you,
I intentionally made you angry, as well.
**[16:21] ---**
But, after I did so,
Kagurazaka-san scolded me.
**[16:26] ---**
I didn't realize you were in
such a dire situation.
**[16:29] ---**
In order to continue your current work, you
need results and income as an author, right?
**[16:34] ---**
Masamune-kun, give up that pointless dream,
and write novels just for me!
**[16:39] ---**
If you could do that for me, I'll give you
all of the royalties I have gained to this day.
**[16:44] ---**
If you swear that you would be mine,
**[16:46] ---**
I will protect you and your sister
for the rest of my life!
**[16:51] ---**
Will you give me an answer?
**[16:54] ---**
Senpai, I...
**[16:57] ---**
I won't give him to you!
**[17:02] ---**
I will never ever give him away!
**[17:04] ---**
Sagiri!
**[17:07] ---**
I was before you!
**[17:10] ---**
I love him way more than you do!
**[17:12] ---**
From the beginning, he's been mine!
**[17:19] ---**
Our dream is not pointless.
**[17:22] ---**
Together. We made it together!
**[17:27] ---**
We'd never lose against you!
**[17:29] ---**
Never, ever!
**[17:34] ---**
We won't lose!
**[17:47] ---**
Sorry, Senpai.
**[17:49] ---**
I really appreciate the sentiments,
but that's not high enough of a price.
**[17:54] ---**
I feel like I'm not gonna lose at all right now.
**[17:56] ---**
Let's fight fair and square, and settle it there.
**[17:59] ---**
Senpai, you're one of my fans, right?
**[18:01] ---**
Don't hate it when you haven't even read it.
It'd be a shame.
**[18:05] ---**
Because the new title
**[18:07] ---**
will be the best masterpiece
from "Masamune Izumi".
**[18:25] ---**
If it's not interesting, I'll kill you.
**[18:33] ---**
It's finally here.
**[18:35] ---**
Can that be Izumi-sensei's manuscript?
**[18:38] ---**
Yup. Dead last, barely made the deadline.
**[18:42] ---**
It'd be nice if Light-novel Tenkaichi Budoukai
becomes a lively event.
**[18:45] ---**
I'm sure it will be rather lively.
**[18:47] ---**
Right now, all the stories are pretty great.
**[18:50] ---**
Steady School Notebook
Muramasa Senju
**[18:50] ---**
Though, there's one author
who is way too laborious.
**[18:56] ---**
Light-novel Tenkaichi Budoukai
Results announcing in:
3 Minutes 3 Seconds
**[18:59] ---**
So, three more minutes
until they announce the results.
**[19:02] ---**
This makes my heart race.
**[19:04] ---**
Is your heart racing as much as
when you were forced
**[19:07] ---**
to read a love-letter right in front of
the girl who gave it to you?
**[19:10] ---**
She took the effort to bring the magazine
**[19:13] ---**
with all the Light-novel
Tenkaichi Budoukai entries and barge in.
**[19:16] ---**
She really wanted you to read it, didn't she?
**[19:23] ---**
Dengeki Bunko Magazine
**[19:33] ---**
Um, S-Senpai.
**[19:37] ---**
Wh-What is it, Masamune-kun?
**[19:40] ---**
The characters in this story
is about us, right?
**[19:40] ---**
"My Not-so-cute Kouhai"
**[19:45] ---**
H-How did you know?
**[19:48] ---**
Well, it's obvious if you read it.
**[19:52] ---**
Well, um...
**[19:53] ---**
M-Masamune-kun!
**[19:55] ---**
Wh-What?
**[20:01] ---**
I am in love with you.
**[20:03] ---**
I love your work, and...
**[20:05] ---**
I love you, as a person!
**[20:13] ---**
Can you give me a reply?
**[20:17] ---**
Senpai.
**[20:24] ---**
I'm in love with someone.
**[20:29] ---**
So, I can't respond properly
to how you feel about me.
**[20:41] ---**
I understand.
**[20:52] ---**
Oh, it's time for the announcement.
**[20:53] ---**
Light-novel Tenkaichi Budoukai
Results
The Winner is!!
**[21:01] ---**
Sagiri!
**[21:04] ---**
But Muramasa is so absurd.
**[21:07] ---**
Voting Results
2,030 Votes Muramasa Senju
2,015 Votes Masamune Izumi
1,950 Votes Kunimitsu Shidou
628 Votes Siren
528 Votes Mayumi Osafune
**[21:08] ---**
She got the most votes,
**[21:09] ---**
Muramasa Senju-sensei's piece,
"My Not-so-cute Kouhai" has been disqualified
due to a violation of the rules.
**[21:10] ---**
but she got disqualified writing double
the number of pages stated in the rules.
**[21:12] ---**
And so, the second-place winner wins,
so he...
**[21:16] ---**
No, they are the winners.
**[21:23] ---**
We won. The two of us achieved this victory!
**[21:27] ---**
Yup.
**[21:29] ---**
So, why did you decide on that title?
**[21:32] ---**
It just came to my mind.
**[21:34] ---**
When I saw you get so angry,
it just came to me.
**[21:34] ---**
Masamune Izumi New Title
"The World's Cutest Little Sister"
Illustration: Eromanga Sensei
On Sale September 10th
**[21:39] ---**
I see!
***SIGN*** To: Masamune
**[23:15] ---**
Steady School Notebook
**[23:17] ---**
This is...
**[23:23] ---**
"It was so interesting,
I'd give it a 1,000,000 out of 100."
**[23:29] ---**
Next Episode:
Dreaming Sagiri and Summer Fireworks
# 8 - Dreaming Sagiri and Summer Fireworks
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRQ40V31Y/eromanga-sensei)
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**[00:06] ---**
Sagiri, got a minute?
**[00:08] ---**
I have to talk to you about tomorrow.
**[00:15] ---**
What is it?
**[00:16] ---**
S-Sagiri?
**[00:18] ---**
That outfit...
**[00:20] ---**
A yukata.
**[00:25] ---**
What's the occasion?
**[00:27] ---**
Because...
**[00:33] ---**
You want to go see the fireworks?
**[00:35] ---**
Th-That's not it!
**[00:36] ---**
I can't go outside, so...
**[00:40] ---**
Big Brother?
**[00:42] ---**
What are you thinking about?
**[00:45] ---**
Just how cute you are in that yukata.
**[00:48] ---**
Really?
**[00:50] ---**
How to put it...
**[00:52] ---**
You kind of look like Muramasa-senpai.
**[00:56] ---**
Big Brother, what did you just say?
**[00:59] ---**
Umm...
**[01:00] ---**
How cute you are in that yukata.
**[01:05] ---**
And how you kind of look like
Muramasa-senpai.
**[01:09] ---**
See, she usually wears kimonos and stuff.
**[01:12] ---**
And she's really pretty!
**[01:13] ---**
So, I mean, you're just as much...
**[01:22] ---**
Anyway, she confessed her love to you, right?
**[01:27] ---**
How'd you know that?
**[01:28] ---**
I can tell as much.
**[01:31] ---**
She's just like you, Big Brother.
**[01:34] ---**
She confessed in the same way you did, right?
**[01:38] ---**
But I don't know your reply to her.
**[01:42] ---**
I turned her down.
**[01:44] ---**
I said I was in love with someone.
**[01:48] ---**
I see.
**[01:50] ---**
Right. Is that so.
**[01:52] ---**
I-It's not like I asked
because I was interested or anything.
**[01:56] ---**
I see.
**[01:58] ---**
How do you feel about her right now?
**[02:00] ---**
How?
**[02:02] ---**
Of course, I like her.
**[02:05] ---**
Huh? You said you turned her down!
**[02:08] ---**
I did turn her down.
**[02:09] ---**
But she said my novels were
"the most interesting in the world".
**[02:12] ---**
It was the first time someone told me that.
**[02:15] ---**
So I've gotten to like her a lot.
**[02:20] ---**
- How much?
- What?
**[02:23] ---**
How much do you like her?
**[02:25] ---**
W-Well, about second in the world?
**[02:29] ---**
Wh-Who is first?
**[02:31] ---**
That's...
**[02:32] ---**
Who? Say it. Hurry up.
**[02:35] ---**
Well...
**[02:40] ---**
You.
**[02:51] ---**
B-Big Brother, why do you say stuff like that?
**[02:54] ---**
Just because I'm turned down doesn't mean
my love is going to suddenly change.
**[02:59] ---**
But that's not—
**[03:01] ---**
Or rather, Sagiri...
**[03:03] ---**
Why are you wearing that yukata?
**[03:12] ---**
Idiot!
**[04:49] ---**
I'll be going now!
**[05:02] ---**
Sagiri, are you awake?
**[05:04] ---**
I'll be sleeping over
at the editorial office tomorrow.
**[05:07] ---**
You know, work for the upcoming book.
It's crunch time.
**[05:11] ---**
I'll leave your food in the fridge,
so make sure to eat.
**[05:15] ---**
And, if you need anything, call me right away.
I'll come back home.
**[05:18] ---**
And—
**[05:19] ---**
I know! You're too overprotective!
**[05:22] ---**
Are you still angry?
**[05:23] ---**
I'm not a kid. I'll be all right!
**[05:30] ---**
Take care, Big Brother.
**[05:33] ---**
And now, I will commence home security!
**[05:54] ---**
Okay!
**[06:06] ---**
Okay!
**[06:08] ---**
Okay!
**[06:09] ---**
Okay!
**[06:10] ---**
Okay!
**[06:15] ---**
I have secured the safety
of my home tod—
**[06:19] ---**
Izumi-san! Are you not home?
**[06:24] ---**
It's him. How dare he surprise me?
**[06:27] ---**
Hurry up and get out of here.
**[06:30] ---**
Sorry we missed you!
To: Sagiri Izumi
We attempted to deliver,
but resident was not home.
From: Amu Amu
**[06:32] ---**
Wh...
**[06:33] ---**
What?
**[06:35] ---**
Figures from:
Legend of the Illusionary Demon Sword
**[06:43] ---**
Big Brother, hurry home!
**[06:47] ---**
I'm so looking forward to it!
**[06:49] ---**
I wonder if that guy
will be there again this year.
**[06:55] ---**
I wonder if Sagiri is all right.
**[06:58] ---**
*I'm here in Chiba City right now!*
**[07:01] ---**
*Today in Chiba City,
the Civilian Fireworks Festival will be held.*
**[07:05] ---**
*Many people are here to celebrate!*
**[07:07] ---**
*Now, I'd like to interview people on the street.*
**[07:11] ---**
*I'm here with my family to see the fireworks!*
**[07:14] ---**
*I hope I can come here
with a boyfriend next year!*
**[07:17] ---**
*Are you her big sister?*
**[07:18] ---**
*Y-Yes.*
**[07:19] ---**
*You have a cute little sister!*
**[07:23] ---**
*I'm currently looking
for a handsome boyfriend!*
**[07:25] ---**
*Come now, be quiet!*
**[07:26] ---**
I'm not jealous or anything.
**[07:26] ---**
*Those sisters really do get along.*
**[07:29] ---**
*Now, back to you in the studio!*
**[07:33] ---**
You can use this place as much as you want.
Good luck with turning it into a long novel!
**[07:38] ---**
When you're done,
please hand it over to the part-timer.
**[07:44] ---**
Well, do your best! See you!
**[07:46] ---**
You're going home?
No check-throughs?
**[07:50] ---**
I'll do it tomorrow!
**[08:06] ---**
*How cute you are in that yukata...*
**[08:08] ---**
*You kind of look like Muramasa-senpai.*
**[08:11] ---**
That's it, but that's not it.
**[08:23] ---**
That's not it!
**[08:47] ---**
*What's wrong, Big Brother?*
**[08:48] ---**
Yeah.
**[08:50] ---**
*Did you eat your meal?*
**[08:53] ---**
You called just to ask me that?
**[08:56] ---**
*I told you I'd be all right.*
**[08:58] ---**
Well...
**[09:02] ---**
What's wrong?
**[09:05] ---**
Nothing. Don't stay up too late.
**[09:07] ---**
*Yup. Good luck with your work, too.*
**[09:13] ---**
Such a weird big brother.
**[09:19] ---**
Sorry we missed you!
**[09:20] ---**
I forgot to tell him.
**[09:29] ---**
Masamune!
**[09:33] ---**
What are you thinking about
with a serious look on your face?
**[09:42] ---**
I think Sagiri wants to go
to the fireworks festival.
**[09:45] ---**
I was thinking if I could do something about it.
**[09:48] ---**
- Sister complex.
- Shut up!
**[09:50] ---**
More like, what's with that outfit?
**[09:53] ---**
This?
**[09:54] ---**
That.
**[09:56] ---**
I'm cute, aren't I?
**[09:58] ---**
Did you go to supplementary class
so you can get enough attendance days?
**[10:01] ---**
No way!
**[10:02] ---**
I came over here to flaunt
how lovely I look in my school uniform.
**[10:07] ---**
How do I look? A lot more charming
than someone like Muramasa, right?
**[10:14] ---**
You've been working this entire time?
**[10:17] ---**
I just finished up and heading back home.
**[10:20] ---**
Sheesh. So that's why
you didn't answer the phone.
**[10:23] ---**
Oh well. I have a message for you.
**[10:26] ---**
From who?
**[10:27] ---**
Kunimitsu Shidou.
**[10:29] ---**
The rookie author who lost against you
in the Light-novel Tenkaichi Budoukai.
**[10:34] ---**
A wrap party, huh?
**[10:37] ---**
I got an invite from a Twitter DM.
**[10:39] ---**
I was hoping we can have it at your place,
with me and Eromanga-sensei there too.
**[10:44] ---**
That's fine, right?
**[10:45] ---**
Shidou-sensei is okay with it?
**[10:47] ---**
After all, he missed getting published
because I won.
**[10:51] ---**
About that. Apparently, his story
is going to be published anyway.
**[10:54] ---**
What?
**[10:55] ---**
In the end, they decided to publish
up to the "third-place piece" as books.
**[11:00] ---**
H-Hold on a second! I thought they didn't have
the luxury of increasing publishing slots?
**[11:04] ---**
There were more slots?
**[11:06] ---**
"We increased it because I did my best!
**[11:09] ---**
Winning or losing shouldn't matter.
**[11:11] ---**
In the end, you have to publish
interesting works!"
**[11:15] ---**
And such. I mean, that's something
your editor would totally say, right?
**[11:21] ---**
But their release dates are going to be
pretty far off in the future.
**[11:25] ---**
You wouldn't have been able
to continue being an author like that, right?
**[11:29] ---**
If that's the case, it's not like Shidou-sensei
has a grudge against me or anything.
**[11:34] ---**
Problems all solved?
**[11:36] ---**
No, there's still one.
**[11:38] ---**
Well...
**[11:40] ---**
Seeing Muramasa-senpai would be, um...
**[11:48] ---**
You dumped her, right?
**[11:50] ---**
I see, so she might feel awkward
and may not want to see you.
**[11:54] ---**
That's what you're thinking, right?
**[11:57] ---**
How stupid to worry over
something that may or may not be!
**[12:00] ---**
One chat settles it for sure,
so why don't you talk to her?
**[12:04] ---**
You're really amazing at stuff like that.
**[12:07] ---**
I'll try it.
**[12:09] ---**
Thanks.
**[12:11] ---**
More like, what's wrong?
You're rather honest today.
**[12:14] ---**
Have you fallen in love with Elf-sensei?
**[12:16] ---**
I have not.
**[12:18] ---**
But...
**[12:20] ---**
I thought it'd be great
if you were my big sister.
**[12:32] ---**
Ouch!
**[12:35] ---**
I don't need a little brother like you.
**[12:39] ---**
Idiot.
**[12:43] ---**
Change your look for the summer!
**[12:48] ---**
Are you ready for hot summer dates?
You won't be watching
the fireworks alone, right!?
**[12:51] ---**
I don't get it.
**[12:54] ---**
Yes, yes. Yes.
**[12:56] ---**
Then, I'll put her on.
**[12:58] ---**
Muramasa-sensei.
**[13:00] ---**
It's from your beloved Izumi-sensei.
**[13:04] ---**
You're kidding!
**[13:08] ---**
I can't.
**[13:09] ---**
I can't!
**[13:11] ---**
Then I'll just hang up.
**[13:13] ---**
Don't!
**[13:21] ---**
*S-Speaking!*
**[13:23] ---**
Muramasa-senpai?
**[13:24] ---**
Yes, that is correct.
**[13:26] ---**
*Wait, why are you speaking politely?*
**[13:28] ---**
I-I mean, this is so sudden.
**[13:32] ---**
I was surprised, too.
**[13:33] ---**
I asked for your contact information,
and she said you were right next to her.
**[13:37] ---**
Were you in a meeting?
**[13:39] ---**
Oh, it doesn't matter, right?
**[13:42] ---**
Anyway, Masamune-kun,
you wanted to speak to me?
**[13:46] ---**
Well, there's going to be a Light-novel
Tenkaichi Budoukai wrap party at my place.
**[13:52] ---**
*If you'd like...*
**[13:54] ---**
*...but you probably don't, right?*
**[13:56] ---**
I'll go!
**[13:57] ---**
Why wouldn't I want to?
I'll go if I had to risk my life!
**[14:00] ---**
*It's fine? I mean, the thing with me, um...*
**[14:03] ---**
You idiot.
**[14:04] ---**
Just because I got turned down doesn't mean
my love for you will change so easily.
**[14:16] ---**
You really don't seem to understand me at all.
**[14:21] ---**
Of course I don't.
**[14:23] ---**
*I've only met you three times so far.*
**[14:25] ---**
You're right.
**[14:28] ---**
Then, once again...
**[14:30] ---**
My regards for the future, kouhai.
**[14:33] ---**
*The pleasure is mine, senpai.*
**[14:56] ---**
Coming!
**[15:02] ---**
Oh, hello. My name is Kunimitsu Shidou.
**[15:05] ---**
Is this Masamune Izumi-sensei's residence?
**[15:08] ---**
Oh, yes. I'm Masamune Izumi.
**[15:10] ---**
Oh, just as I thought!
It's a pleasure to meet you, Izumi-sensei!
**[15:15] ---**
No, the pleasure's mine.
Nice to meet you, Shidou-sensei.
**[15:20] ---**
Please, sit anywhere you'd like.
**[15:23] ---**
Okay. Thank you so much.
**[15:25] ---**
Shidou-sensei, you're the only one here so far.
**[15:28] ---**
I'll go make some tea.
**[15:30] ---**
- Um...
- Yes?
**[15:34] ---**
Why don't we drop the "-sensei" bit?
**[15:37] ---**
Oh, right.
**[15:41] ---**
Sorry to make you wait!
**[15:42] ---**
As you requested, I've become
the most beautiful girl in a yukata for you!
**[15:47] ---**
Masamune-kun, was this all right?
**[15:50] ---**
Y-Yeah. Perfect!
**[15:53] ---**
Shidou-kun is here already.
**[15:55] ---**
Who?
**[15:57] ---**
Pardon me!
**[15:59] ---**
I'll be right next to Masamune!
**[16:01] ---**
Hey!
**[16:03] ---**
You're being audacious!
**[16:05] ---**
Umm...
**[16:06] ---**
Yama-something-sensei.
**[16:07] ---**
Why do you only vaguely remember my name?
**[16:09] ---**
Then, Masamune-kun...
**[16:11] ---**
Are you listening!?
**[16:12] ---**
I'll take the other side.
**[16:14] ---**
D-Don't get so close like that.
**[16:16] ---**
Why are you so slovenly just for Muramasa?
**[16:19] ---**
I'm way cuter than she is!
**[16:21] ---**
Cute, not cute, that doesn't matter
when you're not dressed like normal—
**[16:25] ---**
Because a yukata—
**[16:26] ---**
That's enough!
**[16:32] ---**
*There.*
**[16:34] ---**
What was that?
**[16:36] ---**
*A poltergeist.*
**[16:38] ---**
Okay.
**[16:40] ---**
I-In any case, Izumi-kun,
you're really popular.
**[16:46] ---**
*Huh? He's not popular at all.*
**[16:48] ---**
*Izumi-sensei already
has someone he's in love with, right?*
**[16:51] ---**
*He wouldn't be moonstruck
for anyone else, right?*
**[16:53] ---**
Y-Yeah.
**[16:57] ---**
*Your voice was rather soft.*
**[16:59] ---**
Yes.
**[17:01] ---**
Yes!
**[17:03] ---**
I will not be moonstruck!
**[17:08] ---**
I'm going to get the food ready!
**[17:08] ---**
What kind of a relationship are they in?
**[17:10] ---**
*Don't you be running away!*
**[17:11] ---**
They have a lot going on.
**[17:13] ---**
A lot going on? But they're both guys, right?
**[17:16] ---**
*I think he completely misunderstands us.*
**[17:19] ---**
Masamune-kun, you made all this?
**[17:22] ---**
Yeah.
**[17:23] ---**
Whoa!
**[17:25] ---**
I hope it suits your tastes.
**[17:30] ---**
So tasty.
**[17:32] ---**
Then, enough with the introductions! Cheers!
**[17:36] ---**
Cheers!
**[17:37] ---**
Cheers!
**[17:38] ---**
Congrats, Masamune.
**[17:40] ---**
Congratulations.
**[17:40] ---**
Congrats.
**[17:50] ---**
*Handmade?*
**[17:52] ---**
Yes.
**[17:53] ---**
Tasty!
**[17:54] ---**
Thank you so much.
**[17:56] ---**
Come to think, your story
for the competition was about sweets, too.
**[18:00] ---**
I've always liked sweets ever since I was little.
**[18:02] ---**
Someday, I'd like to collaborate
with a food company.
**[18:04] ---**
My dream is to have characters or sweets
from my stories stocked up in stores.
**[18:09] ---**
Here, here!
**[18:10] ---**
My great dream is to write
the ultimate light-novel...
**[18:14] ---**
and conquer the world!
**[18:17] ---**
Before heading out into the world,
**[18:19] ---**
I have to first defeat Dengeki Bunko!
**[18:22] ---**
You mean me?
**[18:23] ---**
Starburst Stream!
**[18:26] ---**
Applause!
**[18:28] ---**
My dream is to write
the most interesting novel in the world...
**[18:32] ---**
...and to read it myself.
**[18:36] ---**
Well, I want to make the new title a smash hit,
**[18:39] ---**
and turn it into anime, and watch it here
together with my little sister.
**[18:43] ---**
*That is our dream.*
**[18:45] ---**
*That's a great dream.*
**[18:46] ---**
*Do your best.*
**[18:48] ---**
*Yeah!*
**[18:49] ---**
And lastly, your turn, Eromanga-sensei.
**[18:53] ---**
My dream is...
**[18:55] ---**
Izumi-sensei already mentioned it.
**[18:57] ---**
*You have one more, don't you?*
**[19:02] ---**
What is your dream?
**[19:04] ---**
*I...*
**[19:10] ---**
...want to be the bride of the person I love.
**[19:15] ---**
Thanks for having us!
**[19:17] ---**
- Muramasa, let's go see fireworks!
- Huh? Sure.
**[19:20] ---**
Kunimitsu, you're coming, too!
**[19:34] ---**
Was the wrap party fun for you?
**[19:36] ---**
It was ordinary.
**[19:38] ---**
I see.
**[19:49] ---**
Everyone gathered here in this house.
**[19:51] ---**
Everyone ate the same food,
and talked about all kinds of things.
**[19:55] ---**
It was really fun for me.
**[19:57] ---**
On the other hand, now that everyone left,
it's all quiet now.
**[20:02] ---**
Big Brother...
**[20:04] ---**
Were you lonely?
**[20:08] ---**
That phone call the other day...
**[20:10] ---**
You were acting rather strange.
**[20:12] ---**
Yeah, I might have been.
**[20:18] ---**
You know, Sagiri, I...
**[20:24] ---**
I'm scared of being by myself.
**[20:28] ---**
Mom... my real mother...
got into an accident while I was home alone.
**[20:35] ---**
She never came home.
**[20:37] ---**
Ever since then, I've been scared.
**[20:42] ---**
So when I gained a new family, I was happy.
**[20:46] ---**
I'm so pathetic.
**[20:49] ---**
That's not true.
**[20:51] ---**
I lost the will to leave my room.
**[20:54] ---**
You alone being all right can't be the case.
**[21:10] ---**
Oh, it started.
**[21:39] ---**
I finally figured it out.
**[21:42] ---**
What you want is a family.
**[21:45] ---**
Yeah. I want a family.
**[21:50] ---**
I hadn't thought of you as family,
and I don't want to be your little sister.
**[21:57] ---**
But, since you're so hopeless...
**[22:00] ---**
I'll pretend to be your little sister for a bit.
**[23:27] ---**
I've gotten much further away.
**[23:30] ---**
Next Episode:
Little Sister and the Fairy Island
# 9 - Little Sister and the Fairy Island
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**[00:05] ---**
Well? Isn't it a gorgeous view?
**[00:10] ---**
You like it?
**[00:12] ---**
Th-That outfit...
**[00:15] ---**
What do you think?
**[00:16] ---**
M-My heart definitely isn't racing.
**[00:19] ---**
Yeah, yeah, be tsundere all you want.
**[00:21] ---**
And let's enjoy this situation
where we're all alone.
**[00:25] ---**
All alone, you say?
**[00:27] ---**
Now, let us confirm our love for each other,
without any constraints!
**[02:04] ---**
You guys seriously haven't gone
to an overseas event? Gross!
**[02:11] ---**
Muramasa-san, perhaps you've
been invited at some point?
**[02:14] ---**
I think not.
**[02:15] ---**
No, you have. You've just forgotten about it.
**[02:18] ---**
Then, how about we go to one,
even if it's domestic?
**[02:21] ---**
I'll call it the
"Summer Data Collection and Writing Camp"!
**[02:25] ---**
If you participate, you can see me
and Muramasa in lewd swimsuits!
**[02:28] ---**
Seriously!?
**[02:30] ---**
Wh-Why am I involved in this?
**[02:32] ---**
I will not wear one!
I will never wear one!
**[02:39] ---**
Izumi-kun, you were able to come as well.
**[02:41] ---**
At first, you said you won't be able to.
**[02:45] ---**
Well...
**[02:46] ---**
Big Brother, go to the camp.
**[02:48] ---**
Yeah, but...
**[02:49] ---**
I'll be fine. You'll get some new data, too.
**[02:53] ---**
Besides...
**[02:54] ---**
Right now, I'm drawing illustrations
for "The World's Cutest Little Sister".
**[02:59] ---**
So, Izumi-sensei, do your best to get new data
to write the "continuation" of that story.
**[03:04] ---**
So we can make our dream come true.
**[03:08] ---**
All right. If you say so, Sagiri.
**[03:11] ---**
That, and I've already talked things out
with Elf-chan.
**[03:15] ---**
In return for lending Big Brother out...
**[03:21] ---**
So, is Senpai still—
**[03:22] ---**
I have arrived quite a while ago.
**[03:28] ---**
Senpai, those clothes...
**[03:30] ---**
Th-This is part of my contract
with Eromanga-sensei.
**[03:34] ---**
I-Is it strange?
**[03:36] ---**
No, you're really cute. I'm surprised.
**[03:40] ---**
Y-You big idiot!
**[03:43] ---**
*And so...*
**[03:47] ---**
Welcome to my island!
**[03:50] ---**
Your island?
**[03:51] ---**
To be precise,
the island where my novels took place.
**[03:55] ---**
True, somehow it seems...
**[03:57] ---**
Right. It's not the Elven Forest,
but Elf's Island!
**[04:01] ---**
It's a pilgrimage of sorts.
**[04:06] ---**
A real elf...
**[04:09] ---**
To think one really existed.
**[04:12] ---**
Big Bro!
**[04:15] ---**
Let me introduce you.
This is my editor and older brother, Chris.
**[04:21] ---**
Nice to meet you, everyone.
**[04:23] ---**
I'm Chris Yamada
of the Full-Drive Bunko editorial division.
**[04:26] ---**
So Elf-sensei's editor is her big brother?
**[04:31] ---**
Come to think, we've met once before.
**[04:33] ---**
I hear this is a "data collection"
and "writing camp".
**[04:37] ---**
I cannot leave it to my little sister alone, so
I will also reside on this island for the duration.
**[04:42] ---**
I said that was unnecessary,
as you are all my frie... faithful servants.
**[04:51] ---**
S-So scary!
**[04:53] ---**
W-Well, we're here as your little sister's friends,
so feel free to be a bit more frank with us.
**[05:01] ---**
Understood. If that is the case...
**[05:04] ---**
I'm glad that my little sister
made friends close to her age.
**[05:08] ---**
She has all sorts of issues,
but please stay friends with her.
**[05:11] ---**
Wait, what are you talking—
**[05:13] ---**
Got it. Leave it to us!
**[05:15] ---**
Geez! You too, Masamune?
**[05:20] ---**
Elf, your pen-name was your real name?
**[05:23] ---**
I'm just using Big Bro's last name "Yamada"
as part of my pen-name. It's not my real name.
**[05:29] ---**
Then, what is your real name?
**[05:31] ---**
You want to know?
**[05:33] ---**
I can't tell you
because that's a maiden's secret.
**[05:35] ---**
If you really want to know...
**[05:37] ---**
My little sister's name is E—
**[05:39] ---**
D-Don't say it!
**[05:41] ---**
Come to think,
I don't know everyone's real names.
**[05:44] ---**
For my Kunimitsu Shidou, I just changed around
the kanji a bit. It's basically my real name.
**[05:49] ---**
So you're like me.
**[05:51] ---**
What about you, Muramasa-senpai?
**[05:52] ---**
I will not tell you. It is embarrassing.
**[05:55] ---**
And people like this
tend to have the cutest names.
**[06:03] ---**
This is our vacation home!
**[06:05] ---**
Everyone, think of this
as your own home, and relax!
**[06:10] ---**
We have more than enough rooms,
so we could each have our own rooms.
**[06:14] ---**
But that defeats the purpose of a camp, right?
**[06:16] ---**
So, how about Masamune with me,
and Kunimitsu with Muramasa? Sound good?
**[06:20] ---**
How could that be good!?
**[06:22] ---**
Be serious about this, or die. Take your pick.
**[06:25] ---**
O-Of course that was a joke.
**[06:27] ---**
I'll be with you,
and Masamune with Kunimitsu, okay?
**[06:30] ---**
What? I'm with Izumi-kun?
**[06:32] ---**
Um, Shidou-kun, is there an issue?
**[06:35] ---**
I-I'm sorry, I'm straight,
so I rather not be in the same room.
**[06:40] ---**
So you do misunderstand me!
**[06:41] ---**
Eromanga-sensei and I
aren't in that kind of a relationship!
**[06:45] ---**
Then, you guys can be in separate rooms.
Anyway, let's hurry to the beach and pla—
**[06:50] ---**
I mean, do some data collection!
**[06:55] ---**
*And there you have it.*
**[06:57] ---**
A-All alone? Where's Muramasa-senpai?
**[07:02] ---**
I'm sure she's...
**[07:05] ---**
Wear these <3 -Elf
**[07:05] ---**
...not going to be here for a while.
**[07:08] ---**
Shidou-kun said he'll be down
after sending a work e-mail.
**[07:12] ---**
So it's just you and me, all alone.
**[07:14] ---**
Let's play together until everyone gets here!
**[07:18] ---**
Why are you so bashful?
**[07:20] ---**
You need to gather data to write
an interesting romantic comedy, right?
**[07:22] ---**
R-Right! Data collection!
**[07:25] ---**
I-I see. So that's why you're acting
like we're lovers or something.
**[07:30] ---**
You don't want to?
**[07:31] ---**
It's not that I don't want to...
**[07:34] ---**
Well then!
**[07:35] ---**
First piece of data to collect!
The staple event at the beach!
**[07:42] ---**
N-Now, Masamune,
please apply sunscreen to my body!
**[07:47] ---**
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
**[07:48] ---**
Stop it, you exhibitionist!
**[07:50] ---**
D-Don't get me wrong!
**[07:52] ---**
I wouldn't let anyone else do this to me!
**[07:55] ---**
We need to get data on a staple event,
so I'm reluctantly doing this.
**[07:59] ---**
Okay, I get it.
But at least lie face-down!
**[08:04] ---**
You're such a loser, Masamune Izumi.
**[08:07] ---**
H-Here. I'm lying face-down now.
G-Go ahead.
**[08:26] ---**
What's wrong? Hurry up.
**[08:28] ---**
Go ahead and spread that lewd aphrodisiac
slime all over my beautiful, young body.
**[08:36] ---**
*She is such a...*
**[08:40] ---**
Whatever you, the lowest of all scum,
would do to me,
**[08:43] ---**
my heart will never be at your disposal.
**[08:46] ---**
It's not what it seems, Chris-san!
This is just data-collecting...
**[08:49] ---**
Huh?
**[08:51] ---**
Second data collection point!
**[08:53] ---**
Lovey-dovey water splashing
between two lovers!
**[08:55] ---**
You know, that usual "Oh, so cold!
Sheesh, how dare you?" thing.
**[09:01] ---**
It's embarrassing, so I rather not.
**[09:02] ---**
What?
**[09:04] ---**
Fine. We'll start with
the third data collection point,
**[09:07] ---**
"teaching a beautiful girl how to swim".
**[09:09] ---**
I can't swim.
**[09:13] ---**
I-Impossible! My perfect plan...
**[09:16] ---**
You can teach me how to swim instead.
**[09:18] ---**
I can't swim, either!
**[09:23] ---**
There are all sorts of ways
to enjoy an island on the south seas!
**[09:26] ---**
Now, let's pull ourselves together and be
lovey-dovey, for the sake of data collection.
**[09:30] ---**
I will not allow it!
**[09:33] ---**
Elf Yamada, your evil plans
end right here and now!
**[09:37] ---**
Oh, that was faster than I thought.
**[09:39] ---**
S-Senpai, you refused so much.
B-But you really are wearing a lewd swimsuit.
**[09:45] ---**
Y-You have it wrong, Masamune-kun.
**[09:48] ---**
It is her! She is the root of all this evil!
**[09:51] ---**
What the hell did you do?
**[09:54] ---**
Sh-She even hid the towels!
**[09:57] ---**
To think I would walk out in such a swimsuit...
**[10:02] ---**
Senpai, please, use this.
**[10:08] ---**
Masamune-kun.
**[10:11] ---**
The reason why I came to this camp
was because I wanted to read your stories.
**[10:16] ---**
My stories?
**[10:18] ---**
You have a lot of shelved stories
on your computer, don't you?
**[10:22] ---**
Of course, I have some...
**[10:24] ---**
I want to read them!
**[10:25] ---**
The condition Muramasa gave
to join this camp was to read them.
**[10:30] ---**
I don't mind, but just the shelved ones?
**[10:34] ---**
I know, I'll write something new.
**[10:37] ---**
A new piece from Masamune Izumi-sensei?
**[10:40] ---**
It won't be much of anything, though.
**[10:41] ---**
Maybe like an after-story
for the Silverwolf series.
**[10:44] ---**
I want to read!
**[10:45] ---**
Then, I'll finish it up during the camp
and hand it over.
**[10:48] ---**
P-Please!
**[10:49] ---**
Since I'm going to write it,
**[10:51] ---**
I'll write you a "super-interesting piece of junk"
that I'd never be able to sell!
**[10:55] ---**
Okay!
**[10:57] ---**
Now, let's continue collecting data!
**[11:03] ---**
That was fun!
**[11:05] ---**
When we get back, let's take a bath!
**[11:08] ---**
We have an open-air bath!
**[11:09] ---**
An open-air bath, huh?
**[11:11] ---**
So elegant.
**[11:14] ---**
Oh, Masamune.
It'll be useless if you try to peek.
**[11:17] ---**
If you're not careful while climbing the fence,
it'll just start creaking like crazy.
**[11:21] ---**
It's fine if you climb carefully,
but you can't peek, okay?
**[11:28] ---**
I see, this is a good bath.
**[11:41] ---**
*This is kind of awkward
because of what happened earlier.*
**[11:44] ---**
You seem to get along rather well
with my little sister.
**[11:48] ---**
Well, um, I don't think
we're on bad terms or anything.
**[11:53] ---**
Izumi-sensei, no, Masamune Izumi-kun.
**[11:56] ---**
How about marriage?
**[11:58] ---**
What?
**[12:03] ---**
S-Sorry to interrupt you!
**[12:08] ---**
No, hold on...
**[12:10] ---**
Please marry my little sister.
**[12:12] ---**
Oh, your little sister!?
**[12:14] ---**
Wait... m-marry Elf?
**[12:18] ---**
I won't say you should right away.
**[12:20] ---**
If both of you are emotionally set to do so,
you can at least get engaged.
**[12:24] ---**
No, no, no, no!
There's a misunderstanding!
**[12:26] ---**
I'm not like that at all with her!
**[12:30] ---**
You're not dating my little sister?
**[12:32] ---**
I am not. How did you come
to such a misunderstanding?
**[12:35] ---**
My little sister's tweet said
"I'm dating Masamune Izumi-sensei".
**[12:41] ---**
Th-That was a really bad practical joke.
**[12:43] ---**
I see. Sorry to make that misunderstanding.
**[12:47] ---**
No, it's not your fault, Chris-san.
**[12:50] ---**
So, how about it?
**[12:51] ---**
I believe my little sister is a great find,
if I say so myself.
**[12:57] ---**
Don't you think so?
**[12:58] ---**
Well, yeah. I agree.
**[13:01] ---**
She's a good cook, and she's cute.
**[13:07] ---**
And moreover, it's fun to be with her.
I think in the future, she'll be a good wife.
**[13:15] ---**
She may look like that, but once she falls
for someone, she'll devote herself fully to him.
**[13:20] ---**
She has good chemistry with you, too.
**[13:21] ---**
Musical instruments, foreign languages...
**[13:23] ---**
She has mastered anything you can call
homemaking training.
**[13:27] ---**
It's our house policy.
**[13:29] ---**
When you hear it like that,
that's pretty amazing.
**[13:31] ---**
So let me ask you, what of my little sister
are you dissatisfied with?
**[13:36] ---**
Well, if I had to give a reason...
**[13:39] ---**
Everything you didn't mention just now.
**[13:43] ---**
You really do know her well.
**[13:45] ---**
Yup, my little sister has so many faults,
it ruins all of her good points.
**[13:51] ---**
She never keeps her deadlines.
**[13:53] ---**
She has an attitude,
and she spends too much money.
**[13:56] ---**
She will never be cured of that illness
called 8th Grade Syndrome.
**[13:58] ---**
And more than anything, she is dumb.
**[14:00] ---**
She is dumb.
**[14:03] ---**
But...
**[14:05] ---**
Her dumb moments can be cute,
and her pathetic lines can sound really cool.
**[14:09] ---**
Elf is an amazing girl
who can wipe out all of her faults.
**[14:14] ---**
She is a charming woman.
**[14:16] ---**
And, she is a reliable senpai.
**[14:18] ---**
That's why I think I'm here right now.
**[14:22] ---**
If I wasn't already in love with someone,
**[14:25] ---**
I think I'd have fallen in love with her
five times already.
**[14:28] ---**
I see, I fully understand.
**[14:31] ---**
I fully understand.
**[14:33] ---**
Men's Bath
**[14:37] ---**
Women's Bath
**[14:37] ---**
Men's Bath
**[14:40] ---**
Your face is all red.
Did you soak in the bath too long?
**[14:46] ---**
Shut up! Idiot!
**[14:54] ---**
And then, we all ate food that Elf made.
**[14:58] ---**
*Was it tasty?*
**[14:59] ---**
Yeah, it was tasty.
**[15:02] ---**
I'll try making it for you once I get home.
**[15:04] ---**
*Big Brother, do you have your own room?*
**[15:06] ---**
Yeah. Shidou-kun still has
a misunderstanding about me.
**[15:12] ---**
And, how is the data collection going?
**[15:14] ---**
*Well, I felt being on an island
of the south seas would be something like this.*
**[15:17] ---**
*You'll talk about certain things
while you're here.*
**[15:19] ---**
*I gathered things like that.*
**[15:21] ---**
I see. Then it's a good thing you went.
**[15:25] ---**
Yeah, it's all thanks to you sending me off.
**[15:28] ---**
Let's go to a hot springs trip
or something like that sometime.
**[15:32] ---**
*No way.*
**[15:33] ---**
Wh-Why?
**[15:34] ---**
*Because you were obviously thinking
of something lewd right now.*
**[15:38] ---**
No I wasn't!
**[15:41] ---**
*Well... Hey, Big Brother?*
**[15:43] ---**
Hm?
**[15:45] ---**
*Actually, a lot happened on my end, too.*
**[15:48] ---**
*Take a look at this.*
**[15:52] ---**
Can this be the cover illustration?
**[15:54] ---**
*Yup. I was drawing this today.*
**[15:57] ---**
*Amazing! She's super cute!*
**[16:00] ---**
When you come home,
I'll show you the completed version.
**[16:05] ---**
So, please make sure to come home.
**[16:08] ---**
Sagiri...
**[16:11] ---**
Of course I will!
**[16:13] ---**
What would you like as a souvenir?
**[16:15] ---**
*Elf-chan's socks!*
**[16:16] ---**
We're holding a family meeting
when I get home.
**[16:27] ---**
Elf.
**[16:35] ---**
Hey, can you tell me?
**[16:38] ---**
Where're we going?
**[16:40] ---**
The Fairy Forest.
**[16:42] ---**
You read my debut piece, right?
**[16:45] ---**
The model for the Elven Forest
in the story is this place.
**[16:49] ---**
I see.
**[16:54] ---**
There's something I want to show you.
**[17:06] ---**
Spirits of light...
**[17:10] ---**
Fireflies.
**[17:11] ---**
What do you think,
stepping foot into the Elven Forest?
**[17:16] ---**
Amazing. Just amazing.
**[17:18] ---**
Ah, I'm glad.
**[17:21] ---**
This is where my father
proposed marriage to my mother.
**[17:27] ---**
I see.
**[17:28] ---**
However, it didn't go well.
**[17:31] ---**
Why?
**[17:32] ---**
Mother hated insects.
**[17:35] ---**
She said, "You're the worst to propose to me
in a place that's full of bugs!"
**[17:39] ---**
But they managed
to get married afterwards, right?
**[17:42] ---**
He kept donating time and money
for about five years,
**[17:44] ---**
begging and pleading,
until she agreed to marry him.
**[17:48] ---**
Mother was very poplar with the guys.
**[17:51] ---**
Well, I can kinda see that.
**[17:55] ---**
You too?
**[17:56] ---**
If it would get the person I love,
to love me back, I would also do anything.
**[18:01] ---**
I think so, too.
**[18:03] ---**
Father's ways were very pathetic...
**[18:08] ---**
but very correct.
**[18:10] ---**
Why are you telling me this?
**[18:13] ---**
Big Bro told you something weird, didn't he?
**[18:17] ---**
Y-Yeah. Something like,
"Will you marry my little sister?"
**[18:20] ---**
Can you let me explain?
**[18:22] ---**
My father died quite a while ago.
**[18:25] ---**
Is that so...
**[18:27] ---**
Before he passed away,
Father said to Mother...
**[18:30] ---**
"Please raise them to be proper adults.
Please keep them happy."
**[18:36] ---**
*It's the same for any family.*
**[18:37] ---**
Mother replied, "Fine. Since this is the end,
I'll grant your request this once."
**[18:43] ---**
And thanks to that,
I was forced to learn a lot of things.
**[18:47] ---**
She said, "This is all so you can be
happy in the future."
**[18:50] ---**
Big Bro quickly left our home.
**[18:53] ---**
That's why he feels
like he has a debt to pay me.
**[18:58] ---**
I was raised in a strict family, but it's not like
I have a grudge against Mother.
**[19:02] ---**
Rather, I appreciate it.
**[19:05] ---**
I really love my parents.
**[19:09] ---**
But, I want to choose who I marry on my own.
**[19:12] ---**
Marry?
**[19:13] ---**
One day, Mother started saying
she was going to choose my fiance for me.
**[19:17] ---**
I've been obediently listening to her until then,
but I couldn't obey that.
**[19:21] ---**
I have to be absolutely sure
I will end up happy.
**[19:25] ---**
For that, I will ascertain and decide
for myself who my partner will be.
**[19:30] ---**
That's why you left home.
**[19:33] ---**
I didn't run away from home.
I talked it out with Mother.
**[19:37] ---**
"Mother, you are such an idiot!"
**[19:39] ---**
"Mother, you had fun every day
being together with Father, right?"
**[19:44] ---**
"Weren't you happy?"
**[19:46] ---**
"That's why I will do just as Father did."
**[19:49] ---**
"I will catch a wonderful husband,
and we'll spend our lives having fun!"
**[19:53] ---**
"You got a problem with that?"
**[19:56] ---**
I think that's how it went.
**[19:59] ---**
I see.
**[20:02] ---**
I get it. You brought me here
so you could tell me that story.
**[20:06] ---**
Thank you. Because of that,
I got to see something wonderful.
**[20:10] ---**
Don't finish this story without permission!
**[20:14] ---**
I-I'll say this only once. So, listen up.
**[20:21] ---**
You're a candidate to be my husband!
**[20:25] ---**
What? Th-That means...
**[20:27] ---**
D-Don't get me wrong!
**[20:30] ---**
It's not like I'm in love with you or anything!
**[20:33] ---**
But, well, you know. Yeah!
**[20:36] ---**
I thought every day would be fun
if I married you.
**[20:41] ---**
I thought I'd become happy.
That's what I thought!
**[20:44] ---**
In-In other words, I'm being p-p-p-proposed
for marriage from you right now?
**[20:50] ---**
Th-That's not it!
**[20:51] ---**
I'm not, but you are going to propose to me!
**[20:55] ---**
If you do, I'll consider it in a positive light.
**[20:59] ---**
M-Me, propose to you?
**[21:03] ---**
Th-That'd never happen, because I...
**[21:05] ---**
No, you will.
**[21:09] ---**
Because you will fall in love with me.
**[21:13] ---**
I-In the near future, you will love me the most,
and not anyone else.
**[21:22] ---**
Wh-Why don't you say something?
**[21:27] ---**
Um...
**[21:28] ---**
N-Never mind all of that!
**[21:30] ---**
L-Let's head back!
**[21:32] ---**
For today, I'll let you off the hook about here!
**[21:47] ---**
Masamune, I'll allow you to know
my True Name.
**[21:54] ---**
It's Emily. When you propose to me,
**[21:57] ---**
call me by that name.
**[22:07] ---**
Elf Yamada the Great Sensei
**[23:29] ---**
Next Episode:
Masamune Izumi and the Younger Senpai
# 10 - Masamune Izumi and the Younger Senpai
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**[00:11] ---**
All right, it's done!
**[00:15] ---**
I guess I pulled an all-nighter.
**[00:18] ---**
The last time I wrote a novel for fun
**[00:20] ---**
was when I was publishing on the web.
**[02:17] ---**
That was so interesting!
**[02:23] ---**
U-Um, Masamune-kun? Wh-When did you...
**[02:27] ---**
I've been here for quite a while now.
**[02:30] ---**
What a blunder.
**[02:32] ---**
"Dragon Brain"
Masamune Izumi
**[02:35] ---**
All right.
**[02:36] ---**
Sorry about that.
**[02:38] ---**
I had lost my composure a bit there.
**[02:40] ---**
How was my "shelved" story?
**[02:43] ---**
It really was interesting!
**[02:46] ---**
It makes me happy when you say that.
**[02:48] ---**
It was so interesting,
I just kept reading right here.
**[02:52] ---**
By the way, what about you?
**[02:54] ---**
I pulled an all-nighter writing this.
**[02:54] ---**
"Silverwolf of Reincarnation
After-Story"
Masamune Izumi
**[02:57] ---**
This is...
**[02:59] ---**
The new piece I promised you yesterday.
**[03:01] ---**
The continuation of Silverwolf!
That was quick!
**[03:06] ---**
And it's really thick, too. This is like a dream!
**[03:10] ---**
I will read it right away!
Thank you, Masamune-kun!
**[03:20] ---**
To Beloved Izumi-sensei
**[03:25] ---**
Masamune, wake up.
**[03:28] ---**
Come on, wake up.
**[03:35] ---**
If you don't get up soon,
I'll play a trick on you.
**[03:39] ---**
H-Hey, what are you...
**[03:42] ---**
Data. Just gathering data.
We did some yesterday, right?
**[03:46] ---**
Collecting data on typical situations
by acting them out.
**[03:48] ---**
Punishment!
**[03:54] ---**
That was a close one, Masamune-kun.
**[03:56] ---**
S-Senpai, what's with that outfit?
**[04:00] ---**
Actually, I was helping out
preparing some breakfast.
**[04:03] ---**
I cannot have that Yankee
dominating the honor of home-cooked meals.
**[04:11] ---**
Damn this girl with 8th Grade Syndrome.
**[04:12] ---**
How dare you interrupt at such a timing.
**[04:15] ---**
More like, stop calling Elf a Yankee!
**[04:18] ---**
Senpai, you can cook?
**[04:21] ---**
Well, I can cook as much as anyone else.
**[04:23] ---**
I cannot make feasts like the one last night.
**[04:26] ---**
But, I think I can put up a fight against
the Yankee if it is Japanese food.
**[04:30] ---**
I'll be looking forward to it.
**[04:33] ---**
Y-Yeah. It will be ready soon,
so please come to the dining room.
**[04:40] ---**
It looks like this is my loss.
**[04:45] ---**
Emily?
**[04:46] ---**
Y-Yes?
**[04:58] ---**
U-Um, M-Masamune?
**[05:02] ---**
I-I just tried saying it.
**[05:05] ---**
Don't surprise me like that!
**[05:07] ---**
Do you want to die!?
**[05:08] ---**
Don't get so mad about it.
**[05:10] ---**
Of course I'll get mad!
**[05:11] ---**
I told you to use that name only
when you're going to propose to me!
**[05:15] ---**
Why are you using it so lightheartedly!?
**[05:17] ---**
Sorry. You were so calm right now.
**[05:21] ---**
It felt like yesterday's thing was a dream.
**[05:24] ---**
It wasn't a dream! I tried so hard, too!
**[05:27] ---**
I'd be furious if it never even happened!
**[05:30] ---**
I'm really sorry, as you can see!
**[05:33] ---**
Oh, it's fine. Let's head out to the beach
after we eat breakfast.
**[05:38] ---**
We all played together yesterday,
so let's do some work today.
**[05:43] ---**
After we eat breakfast,
it's time for slightly lewd beach swim part 2!
**[05:48] ---**
We'll have barbeque for lunch, and then a
strolling date with Elf-sensei in the Fairy Forest.
**[05:53] ---**
After the sun sets, we have a courage test
and fireworks, and the night will be tee-hee...
**[06:00] ---**
Pardon my little sister.
**[06:02] ---**
O-Oh no, I'm used to it.
**[06:06] ---**
Now, Sensei, let's put
some effort in until breakfast.
**[06:10] ---**
That game supervision is so behind
it's not even funny.
**[06:13] ---**
No! Help me, Masamune! I didn't come
to an island on the south seas to work! No!
**[06:32] ---**
You look so amused reading that.
**[06:35] ---**
Yes. It is the epitome of amusement.
**[06:37] ---**
When I see you happily reading,
somehow it makes me happy as well.
**[06:43] ---**
Hm? What, what? Do you have
the hots for Muramasa or something?
**[06:47] ---**
You gonna date her? Or even marry her?
**[06:49] ---**
That is an enticing suggestion,
but probably impossible.
**[06:53] ---**
Muramasa-san seems to be
in love with someone else.
**[06:58] ---**
Wh-Why do you know that as well?
**[07:01] ---**
Why do you think we don't know?
**[07:04] ---**
The story you submitted to
the Light-novel Tenkaichi Budoukai
**[07:07] ---**
was about you and Masamune, right?
**[07:09] ---**
If you read that, it's a no-brainer.
**[07:11] ---**
That means... M-My readers also...
**[07:14] ---**
Muramasa-chan, I'm sure word of your pure,
first love went around to all your readers, too.
**[07:20] ---**
"Muramasa-sensei is confessing
her love through a story! So cute!" and stuff.
**[07:27] ---**
Actually, the "search for Muramasa-sensei's
partner" is causing quite a stir on the internet!
**[07:34] ---**
Oh, and there was a round-up
on the internet with the title,
**[07:38] ---**
"Muramasa Senju-sensei's First Love".
**[07:41] ---**
To tell the truth,
I was the one who made that round-up!
**[07:44] ---**
You really are the worst.
**[07:48] ---**
I do not care anymore!
**[07:52] ---**
Fine! Now that the cat is out of the bag,
there is no choice!
**[07:56] ---**
Listen up, all of you!
**[07:58] ---**
I am in love with Masamune-kun!
**[08:00] ---**
I do not feel embarrassed at all
with these romantic feelings!
**[08:06] ---**
*Senpai, you're awesome!*
**[08:10] ---**
*But please stop, because it embarrasses me!*
**[08:14] ---**
While we are at it, I shall disclose everything!
**[08:17] ---**
I went along with the Yankee's ploy
to come to this island
**[08:20] ---**
not just to read Masamune-kun's
"shelved" stories!
**[08:24] ---**
She...
**[08:26] ---**
She said I can sit next to Masamune-kun
on the rides to and from the island!
**[08:31] ---**
A-And, there might be chances
to chat all alone if we went on a trip together.
**[08:40] ---**
Okay, okay.
**[08:41] ---**
Masamune, don't be fooled
by Muramasa's simple cuteness!
**[08:46] ---**
When she's alone in her room, I'm pretty sure
she mumbles with an imaginary-Masamune.
**[08:52] ---**
Yup. I see. That's how it is for you,
Masamune-kun.
**[08:56] ---**
For Me? Me... well, hehe, that's a secret.
**[09:02] ---**
Of all things, that can't be true.
**[09:04] ---**
Right, Muramasa-senpai?
**[09:06] ---**
H-How did you know that?
**[09:08] ---**
*W-Wait, it's true?*
**[09:11] ---**
Is that... bad?
**[09:13] ---**
Sorry. Can you stop doing that?
**[09:16] ---**
Oh, no!
**[09:23] ---**
I'm sorry to interrupt, but I'd like
Yamada-sensei to concentrate on her work.
**[09:29] ---**
Okay.
**[09:54] ---**
Looks like you're done reading.
**[09:56] ---**
Just like you said,
it was a "super-interesting piece of junk"!
**[10:00] ---**
Wasn't it?
**[10:03] ---**
What is a "super-interesting piece of junk"?
**[10:07] ---**
A story where all the characters who died
in the Silverwolf series comes back to life,
**[10:11] ---**
and lives happily ever after.
**[10:13] ---**
What a piece of junk!
**[10:17] ---**
But it was interesting, huh?
**[10:19] ---**
Yes.
**[10:22] ---**
This was what I've been wanting to read.
**[10:26] ---**
Thank you, Senpai.
**[10:31] ---**
I'm sorry, but I will be away for about an hour.
**[10:35] ---**
Don't you dare goof off while I'm gone.
**[10:38] ---**
Yes, Big Brother.
**[10:40] ---**
I will never goof off from my work, not at all!
**[10:53] ---**
Hurray!
**[10:54] ---**
Everyone, it's time to play!
**[10:57] ---**
If you don't do your work,
won't you get scolded later?
**[11:00] ---**
Just a little bit! Come on, come on, please!
**[11:05] ---**
All right. Just a little bit.
**[11:08] ---**
Hurray!
**[11:09] ---**
I really love how you are so easily persuaded!
**[11:12] ---**
Then, what shall we do?
Something that ends quickly would be good.
**[11:17] ---**
Then, we should play the King's Game!
**[11:19] ---**
Huh? Th-The King's Game?
**[11:22] ---**
Muramasa, you're going to play, too.
**[11:25] ---**
No, but I...
**[11:30] ---**
Listen up, Muramasa-chan.
In a King's Game....
**[11:34] ---**
And there, you can make Masamune...
**[11:36] ---**
Oh my, such a thing is possible?
**[11:41] ---**
M-Masamune-kun,
we shall play the King's Game!
**[11:45] ---**
We'll use these instead of picking straws.
**[11:51] ---**
Okay, all of you, draw a card.
**[11:54] ---**
You're the King if you draw a King card.
**[11:56] ---**
You can give any command to the people
who drew the numbers from 1 to 3.
**[12:03] ---**
Oh, I'm the King!
**[12:08] ---**
What should the first command be?
**[12:17] ---**
First, let's try things out.
**[12:18] ---**
Number 1...
**[12:21] ---**
...kisses number 2!
**[12:23] ---**
Hey!
**[12:29] ---**
Damn you! That wasn't the plan
you discussed with me!
**[12:31] ---**
And I even told you my number!
**[12:33] ---**
Hey, planning things out beforehand is unfair!
**[12:38] ---**
Since one person dropped out, we will replenish
one member to resume the game.
**[12:45] ---**
*I heard there's a King's Game.
I can't say no to that!*
**[12:50] ---**
But you can't pick a card over Skype, right?
How would we do this?
**[12:54] ---**
Then, let's just have
Eromanga-sensei always be King.
**[12:58] ---**
*What, really? Is that okay?*
**[13:03] ---**
Okay, let's draw.
**[13:10] ---**
All right. Make any command!
**[13:13] ---**
From this instant, we are all...
**[13:16] ---**
...servants to the Great King Eromanga!
**[13:19] ---**
*I-I don't know anyone
with such a dangerous name!*
**[13:23] ---**
Let's see...
Number 3, take off a piece of clothing.
**[13:28] ---**
That's me!
**[13:31] ---**
*Elf-chan, that's unfair.
You've got a swimsuit on!*
**[13:37] ---**
I thought something like this might happen!
I'm glad I was ready for it.
**[13:41] ---**
*So unfair! Though you look cute.*
**[13:45] ---**
All right, next turn, Great King Eromanga!
**[13:51] ---**
*Next...*
**[13:56] ---**
*Number 1...*
**[13:59] ---**
*...tell me what kind of panties you're wearing.*
**[14:08] ---**
*What's wrong? Muramasa-chan,
what kind of panties are you wearing?*
**[14:13] ---**
Oh, I know! Muramasa, you must—
**[14:18] ---**
If you say any further, I will kill you!
**[14:22] ---**
*Muramasa-chan, can it be that you're...*
**[14:25] ---**
*...not wearing panties?*
**[14:38] ---**
I-It is because, this kimono...
**[14:40] ---**
It is because I am wearing a kimono!
**[14:51] ---**
Hey, it's turned into a really awkward game
because of you.
**[14:57] ---**
Hey.
**[15:02] ---**
Kunimitsu, you betrayed us!
**[15:05] ---**
You tattled on Big Bro that we were goofing off
and playing the King's Game!
**[15:10] ---**
That's not it! I just happened
to bump into Chris-san over there.
**[15:15] ---**
I see. Sorry I doubted—
**[15:17] ---**
Oh? So you were goofing off and playing
the King's Game instead of working?
**[15:23] ---**
You are so hopeless.
**[15:26] ---**
Why don't you follow
Muramasa-sensei's example a bit?
**[15:29] ---**
Please don't compare me with someone
who has stories
**[15:33] ---**
springing out of her fingertips
just by breathing.
**[15:37] ---**
I am terribly sorry you had to play along
with the whims of one of our authors.
**[15:42] ---**
By the way, what you're writing there, Sensei,
could it be Demon Sword volume 13?
**[15:48] ---**
No, it's not.
**[15:49] ---**
Rather...
**[15:52] ---**
I won't write novels anymore.
**[16:04] ---**
Wow, so amazing!
**[16:05] ---**
Here, have some shrimp!
**[16:07] ---**
This really goes well with the booze!
**[16:08] ---**
You get just the shrimp!
**[16:14] ---**
What in the whorrle ish going on!
**[16:17] ---**
What are you talking about?
Wait, are you okay?
**[16:21] ---**
It seems like you're really drunk right now.
**[16:23] ---**
I'm totawwy fwine!
**[16:25] ---**
More like, what Muramasha-shan
shaid earwier!
**[16:31] ---**
What I said?
**[16:32] ---**
Where you shaid
you won't write novelsh any-moh!
**[16:36] ---**
Are you sherioush?
**[16:38] ---**
I am serious.
**[16:40] ---**
No wai! Why're you gonna qwit?
**[16:43] ---**
Because my dream came true.
**[16:46] ---**
To acquire lots of stories I feel is the most
interesting in the world. That was my dream.
**[16:53] ---**
And I was writing novels for that dream.
**[16:57] ---**
But, I realized something during this camp.
**[17:02] ---**
If Masamune-kun writes novels for me like this,
I no longer have to write any myself.
**[17:10] ---**
But...
**[17:12] ---**
There's nothing to worry about.
**[17:14] ---**
A novel nut like her
won't be able to stop writing.
**[17:18] ---**
I mean, it won't even last overnight.
**[17:21] ---**
When she sleeps and wakes up,
she'll have second thoughts.
**[17:24] ---**
That makes me sound like a nutcase!
**[17:27] ---**
I just said you were a novel nut.
**[17:30] ---**
Damn you.
**[17:39] ---**
You seem to want to say something, Kouhai.
**[17:41] ---**
Yeah. More like something I want to tell you
rather than something I want to say.
**[17:52] ---**
From: Hana Umezono
**[17:52] ---**
Masamune-kun, what did you want to tell me?
**[17:56] ---**
Before I do that,
I wanted to show you something.
**[17:59] ---**
From: Hana Umezono
Chiba Prefecture
**[18:00] ---**
What do you think this is?
**[18:02] ---**
Th-That is...
**[18:04] ---**
My most treasured of fan letters.
**[18:06] ---**
I-I-I see... Oh, a fan letter, huh?
**[18:12] ---**
There's someone who always sends me
really passionate fan letters.
**[18:17] ---**
The newest one I received had 50 pages in it.
Isn't that amazing?
**[18:21] ---**
From: Hana Umezono
Chiba Prefecture
**[18:22] ---**
The sender seems to be a middle-school girl.
**[18:26] ---**
She even draws illustrations in colored pencil.
**[18:30] ---**
Izumi-sensei,
I'm always cheering for you.
I drew Beniusagi-chan.
**[18:31] ---**
D-Do you always carry
your fan letters with you?
**[18:35] ---**
I just got this from my editor. I brought it
because I wanted to read it as soon as possible.
**[18:42] ---**
That, and, I wanted to show it to you, Senpai.
**[18:48] ---**
Ever since my debut,
she has consistently sent me letters.
**[18:53] ---**
I read them over and over again,
and they've always cheered me up.
**[18:57] ---**
Even when I couldn't publish anything,
and times were rough.
**[18:59] ---**
Even when my books had bad hype
and I got depressed.
**[19:02] ---**
Thanks to this person,
I could hold my head high,
**[19:06] ---**
knowing my stories were interesting
and they were worth writing.
**[19:10] ---**
Senpai.
**[19:12] ---**
You were the one who sent me
these fan letters, right?
**[19:16] ---**
N-No, it was not me.
**[19:19] ---**
You sent me the handwritten manuscript for
Demon Sword volume 12 the other day, right?
**[19:24] ---**
I noticed right away
that the handwriting was identical.
**[19:28] ---**
I can only think of one middle-school female fan
of mine with such beautiful handwriting.
**[19:36] ---**
If you have found me out,
I guess it can't be helped.
**[19:39] ---**
But what does that have to do
with whatever you wanted to tell me?
**[19:45] ---**
Thank you.
**[19:48] ---**
For the longest time,
**[19:50] ---**
I always wanted to tell you how I felt.
**[19:54] ---**
To tell the person
who enjoys my stores so much...
**[20:09] ---**
And now, my wish I've had
from when I debuted finally came true.
**[20:14] ---**
Hold on a second.
**[20:15] ---**
Your dream was to turn your novels
into an anime,
**[20:18] ---**
and watch it together
with your little sister.
**[20:22] ---**
Oh, I do have that, too. But, what I talked about
just now is a different dream from that.
**[20:29] ---**
A different dream? I-Is that really all right?
**[20:34] ---**
Of course it's okay
to have as many dreams as you want.
**[20:38] ---**
So, don't you think it's a shame to stop writing
just because one of your dreams came true?
**[20:47] ---**
I don't think I'll stop writing
even if that other dream comes true.
**[20:52] ---**
Because I have someone who sends me
fan letters that make me feel like
**[20:56] ---**
I'm at least a million points out of a hundred.
**[21:04] ---**
I made up my mind, Masamune-kun.
**[21:06] ---**
Writing the most interesting novel in the world,
and reading it myself...
**[21:10] ---**
I will now try to make that wish come true
with my own hands.
**[21:15] ---**
That "I won't write novels" statement
didn't last hours, let alone a whole night.
**[21:25] ---**
That Yankee's predictions were totally off!
**[21:30] ---**
And one more...
**[21:33] ---**
Just now, I have found a new dream.
**[21:38] ---**
What kind of dream?
**[21:39] ---**
My "new dream" is something
that I cannot turn into reality alone.
**[21:47] ---**
I cannot give you the details, but...
**[21:50] ---**
I know.
**[21:54] ---**
For the time being, I shall have you...
**[21:56] ---**
...fall in love with me.
**[22:07] ---**
Muramasa Senju Sensei
**[23:30] ---**
Next Episode:
How the Two Met and Future Siblings
# 11 - How the Two Met and Future Siblings
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRQ40V31Y/eromanga-sensei)
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**[00:00] ---**
Big Brother,
when will you be home?
I'm at the Gotanno Station,
so I'll be home soon.
**[00:02] ---**
We-Wel-Welcome home!
**[00:07] ---**
Welcome home, Big Brother!
**[00:13] ---**
Welcome home, Big Brother.
**[00:16] ---**
No!
**[00:22] ---**
Welcome home, Big Brother.
**[00:29] ---**
Okay!
**[00:48] ---**
I'm home!
**[00:55] ---**
Well, I guess that's expected.
**[01:02] ---**
Sagiri, I'll leave the souvenirs
from the beach here.
**[01:08] ---**
Welcome home.
**[01:09] ---**
Yeah.
**[01:13] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[01:16] ---**
For what?
**[01:18] ---**
Nothing.
**[01:19] ---**
Anyways, how was it?
The beach... the trip!
**[01:23] ---**
Yeah, it was fun. I got a lot of work done, too.
**[01:28] ---**
And...
**[01:30] ---**
This.
**[01:34] ---**
A straw hat?
**[01:36] ---**
Doesn't it feel like summer?
**[01:38] ---**
And saying this might
have the opposite effect, but...
**[01:43] ---**
One day, when you're able
to go outside again,
**[01:47] ---**
let's go to the beach together.
**[01:58] ---**
S-S-Sagiri!
**[02:05] ---**
Don't make any lewd misunderstandings.
It's a swimsuit!
**[02:19] ---**
H-How is it? Does it look good?
**[02:21] ---**
Uh... Um...
**[02:24] ---**
Okay! That's it!
**[02:27] ---**
Tell me what you think when we go for reals!
**[02:33] ---**
Yeah.
**[02:35] ---**
Let's go together someday.
**[04:07] ---**
Celebrate!
"The World's Cutest Little Sister"
on sale tomorrow (9/10)!!
Everyone better buy it!
2017.9.9
Written by: Masamune Izumi
Illustration: Eromanga
**[04:21] ---**
It goes on sale tomorrow!
I'm so happy!
**[04:26] ---**
Eromanga-sensei! Eromanga-sensei!
**[04:29] ---**
I don't know anyone by that name!
**[04:32] ---**
Whoa!
**[04:34] ---**
What?
**[04:35] ---**
Finally, tomorrow is the release date
of our newest book!
**[04:39] ---**
Yeah.
**[04:40] ---**
A bookstore in Akiba is going to hold
a "Masamune Izumi Faire" for it.
**[04:44] ---**
Want to go check it out together?
**[04:45] ---**
Together?
**[04:48] ---**
I'll be going now!
**[04:51] ---**
So, this is what you meant
when you said "together".
**[04:54] ---**
It's a sibling date.
**[04:55] ---**
I-Idiot!
**[04:59] ---**
Now I have my third series.
**[05:02] ---**
It's been three years since I debuted.
It felt long, yet short.
**[05:09] ---**
*Big Brother, you started writing novels...*
**[05:12] ---**
I think about five years ago.
**[05:14] ---**
Back then, Mom had just passed away,
and the entire house was gloomy.
**[05:21] ---**
Masamune... Are you lonely?
**[05:24] ---**
I'm...
**[05:28] ---**
I'm not lonely! I'm fine!
**[05:31] ---**
I see.
**[05:33] ---**
But, I don't know.
**[05:35] ---**
What should I do for my family?
**[05:41] ---**
If you smile and live a joyous life,
that's all we need.
**[05:45] ---**
If you're happy, we're happy.
Because we're family.
**[05:52] ---**
Mom too?
**[05:53] ---**
Yeah.
**[05:56] ---**
Got it.
**[05:58] ---**
Ever since, I did all sorts of things,
thinking I had to find something I liked.
**[06:02] ---**
Everything was fun,
but I couldn't get engrossed into them.
**[06:07] ---**
*That's when I found people
writing stories on the internet.*
**[06:11] ---**
*They seemed to have fun.*
**[06:13] ---**
*And I thought, maybe this is it.*
**[06:16] ---**
You got hooked?
**[06:17] ---**
Yeah! It was super-duper fun.
**[06:21] ---**
Why?
**[06:22] ---**
*There was a trigger for it.*
**[06:24] ---**
Oh, I see.
**[06:29] ---**
By the way, what were you
doing back then, Sagiri?
**[06:32] ---**
*Refusing to go to school.*
**[06:34] ---**
Because!
**[06:36] ---**
After Mom and Dad got divorced,
**[06:38] ---**
*I didn't go to school for a while.*
**[06:41] ---**
How did Hamanoumi do?
**[06:41] ---**
By "for a while", you mean that afterwards,
you got over it and started going to school?
**[06:43] ---**
I don't know. You talk about sumo wresting
a lot, but I don't know much about it.
**[06:46] ---**
*Yeah, there was a trigger for it.
I went to grade school properly.*
**[06:49] ---**
Eh? Why? Professional sumo is so amusing.
**[06:52] ---**
Let's go to middle school properly, too.
**[06:52] ---**
We're young enough to find...
**[06:54] ---**
In due time.
**[06:56] ---**
*So, what was your trigger?*
**[06:59] ---**
That's a secret.
**[07:03] ---**
Sagiri, you're going to be late for school.
**[07:18] ---**
Hmm.
**[07:19] ---**
The Adventures of Masamune the Hero
End of Episode 001
**[07:19] ---**
Not too...
**[07:21] ---**
Episode 002 - NEW
**[07:34] ---**
The Adventures of Masamune the Hero
End of Episode 006
**[07:36] ---**
Episodes 007-010 NEW
**[07:38] ---**
Amazing.
**[07:41] ---**
*Do you pile up unpublished works?*
**[07:43] ---**
Thank you for the very first comment!
**[07:46] ---**
What does it mean
to pile up unpublished works?
**[07:49] ---**
*When did you write this story?*
**[07:51] ---**
Just now!
**[07:52] ---**
*Up to episode 10? All of it?*
**[07:54] ---**
Yes! When I finish writing it,
I upload them.
**[07:57] ---**
If you'd like, please tell me your thoughts!
**[07:59] ---**
Episode 011-015 NEW
**[08:03] ---**
What's with this guy?
**[08:06] ---**
Hamanoumi advanced his rank
to juryo in professional sumo yesterday!
**[08:32] ---**
Episode 33 - Episode 35 NEW
**[08:34] ---**
Episode 36 - Episode 38 NEW
**[08:36] ---**
Episode 39 - Episode 40 NEW
**[08:39] ---**
What's with this guy?
**[08:45] ---**
I mean, it was the very first story
I ever wrote,
**[08:48] ---**
so it was worse than what I write now,
and pretty cringeworthy.
**[08:51] ---**
But, it was fun.
**[08:53] ---**
"The Adventures
of Masamune the Hero", right?
**[08:56] ---**
You were reading it, too!?
**[08:58] ---**
F-Forget about that story right now!
Got that?
**[09:02] ---**
I am Masamune the Hero!
**[09:06] ---**
My special technique!
**[09:08] ---**
Thunder God's...
**[09:09] ---**
Annihilation Sword!
**[09:13] ---**
Stop it!
**[09:19] ---**
Submission Complete!
**[09:21] ---**
Finally.
**[09:25] ---**
All right!
**[09:26] ---**
Ouch.
**[09:34] ---**
The Adventures of Masamune the Hero
The End
**[09:41] ---**
All right!
**[09:53] ---**
The Adventures of Masamune the Hero
Congratulations
Completion of Story
**[09:57] ---**
Yee-haw!
**[09:58] ---**
Dad!
**[10:00] ---**
I'm going to be a professional author!
**[10:08] ---**
Well, that's rather sudden.
Did something happen?
**[10:11] ---**
I came to a realization.
**[10:13] ---**
I was actually a genius!
**[10:21] ---**
Why are you laughing?
**[10:22] ---**
Oh, sorry.
**[10:24] ---**
I know, hold on a sec.
**[10:28] ---**
It just arrived, but I'll give it to you.
**[10:32] ---**
Eh? But...
**[10:33] ---**
You're going to be a professional author.
You need one, right?
**[10:38] ---**
Yeah!
**[10:41] ---**
This is super awesome!
**[10:47] ---**
That's what got me hooked onto novels.
**[10:49] ---**
So that's how it was.
**[10:51] ---**
There was someone who said
the first story I ever wrote was interesting.
**[10:56] ---**
*There was someone who drew illustrations
for the characters I created.*
**[11:03] ---**
It made me really happy,
and it was super-duper fun.
**[11:06] ---**
That's why I aimed to become a professional.
**[11:11] ---**
The only thing that linked us together
was the novel website's forums and e-mail.
**[11:17] ---**
But I think we were friends.
**[11:28] ---**
Did you watch the drama last night?
**[11:30] ---**
Yeah, I saw it.
**[11:31] ---**
The other day, that main character...
**[11:43] ---**
*Did you read my new piece?*
**[11:45] ---**
*Not yet. I just woke up.*
**[11:47] ---**
*What? You were still asleep?*
**[11:49] ---**
*Are you by chance...*
**[11:50] ---**
*a NEET?*
**[11:51] ---**
No way!
**[11:53] ---**
Let's see.
**[11:55] ---**
*I-I'm a college student!*
**[11:56] ---**
*I see. So you're an adult.*
**[11:59] ---**
*Yeah! What about you?*
**[12:01] ---**
*I'm 11!*
**[12:03] ---**
*I see. You're younger than me.*
**[12:05] ---**
Sagiri, age 7, currently super in the middle of being a shut-in
**[12:11] ---**
Hey, hey, Mom!
**[12:13] ---**
Yes, what is it?
**[12:16] ---**
I want to eat a Hamburg steak today!
**[12:19] ---**
We'll see. I'll make some if ground meat
is cheap at the supermarket today!
**[12:29] ---**
*I drew another illustration for you!*
**[12:32] ---**
*Seriously? Thank you!*
**[12:34] ---**
*Hey, you know, can I attach it
to the story again and upload it?*
**[12:37] ---**
*Go ahead, but it's terrible.*
**[12:39] ---**
*That doesn't matter at all. I really love it!*
**[12:43] ---**
*I see, then I'll draw more for you.
You better be thankful!*
**[12:47] ---**
*Thank you!*
**[12:48] ---**
*More like, I'm basically the only one
who reads your stories, anyway.*
**[12:53] ---**
*Don't say that!*
**[12:55] ---**
*Besides, the number of people
reading my stuff is growing bit by bit lately!*
**[12:59] ---**
*Oh? Is it thanks to my illustrations?*
**[13:01] ---**
*It's because my stories are interesting!*
**[13:04] ---**
Out of Order
**[13:11] ---**
So hot.
**[13:15] ---**
Oh, geez!
**[13:18] ---**
Hey, Sagiri. Wouldn't school
be a cooler place to be?
**[13:22] ---**
I'll never go. I rather be in a hot place.
**[13:25] ---**
You're so stubborn.
**[13:29] ---**
Ta-dah!
**[13:30] ---**
What do you think?
**[13:33] ---**
A picture like that
doesn't make me want to lick her panties.
**[13:37] ---**
Where did you learn stuff like that?
**[13:46] ---**
A-Anyway, Sagiri, you've been
working hard at drawing lately.
**[13:50] ---**
Do you want me to teach you?
**[13:53] ---**
Not really.
**[13:56] ---**
Oh, I see.
**[14:14] ---**
*Hey, why did you want to start
writing stories?*
**[14:17] ---**
*- What's this so suddenly?
- Just tell me.*
**[14:24] ---**
*I only have a dad.*
**[14:29] ---**
*Someone gets worried
when I'm not enjoying life.*
**[14:34] ---**
*So, I thought I had to find something
I liked doing.*
**[14:37] ---**
*Such a dreary reason.
Is stuff like that interesting?*
**[14:40] ---**
*It's super-duper interesting.*
**[14:42] ---**
*Because you read what I write.*
**[14:46] ---**
*I've gotten to like writing stories.*
**[14:48] ---**
I see.
**[14:56] ---**
I-I'll be going now.
**[15:21] ---**
Adachi Ward Sakuranoshita Elementary School's
18th Graduation Ceremony
**[15:22] ---**
Congrats on graduating!
**[15:23] ---**
I might keep playing
badminton in middle school.
**[15:30] ---**
Yo!
**[15:36] ---**
Izumi-sensei, isn't this
a few too many manuscripts to submit?
**[15:44] ---**
Hm? Huh?
**[15:48] ---**
This is the work of a genius, see?
**[15:49] ---**
I'm going to be a professional author.
**[15:53] ---**
Wow, such confidence.
**[15:54] ---**
Maybe it will be just as you say.
**[15:58] ---**
Please send these!
**[16:08] ---**
Goodnight
**[16:08] ---**
*Do you like drawing?*
**[16:12] ---**
*What's this so suddenly?*
**[16:13] ---**
*Just tell me.*
**[16:17] ---**
*I like it, because there's someone
who gets happy with what I draw.*
**[16:23] ---**
*I see. Then, that's good.*
**[16:25] ---**
*What's up with you?*
**[16:28] ---**
*I'm going to be a professional author!*
**[16:32] ---**
What is this guy saying?
**[16:35] ---**
*Don't get so cocky. You suck.*
**[16:38] ---**
*You said my stories were interesting!*
**[16:41] ---**
*It's interesting. But there's no way
you'd become a professional.*
**[16:45] ---**
*I will! Because I'm a genius!*
**[16:49] ---**
Seriously, what is this guy saying?
**[16:51] ---**
*I just sent out a manuscript as a submission.*
**[16:58] ---**
*Hmm, I see. So you're serious.*
**[17:01] ---**
*Yeah, so...*
**[17:03] ---**
*You should become a professional, too.*
**[17:06] ---**
*And draw characters for me again.*
**[17:12] ---**
*This past year was really fun.*
**[17:16] ---**
*I got my first review,
as well as my first illustration.*
**[17:20] ---**
*I laughed a ton thanks to you.*
**[17:24] ---**
Me too.
**[17:26] ---**
*Let's do something
even more interesting tomorrow, too!*
**[17:29] ---**
*I'll become a professional author, and make
tons of people read super-interesting books,*
**[17:34] ---**
*and spend every day having fun!*
**[17:36] ---**
*Hey, we should have fun together.*
**[17:42] ---**
That's some boasting.
**[17:44] ---**
You don't even know if that'll come true.
**[17:47] ---**
*It will. I guarantee it as a genius.*
**[17:55] ---**
*All right.*
**[17:57] ---**
*I won't draw for your stories anymore.*
**[18:00] ---**
*I won't send you e-mails either.
You should stop contacting me, too.*
**[18:04] ---**
Why?
**[18:06] ---**
*I'm going to seriously start practicing
how to draw from today.*
**[18:08] ---**
*So that I can make the dream
you just gave me, come true.*
**[18:17] ---**
*We're going to make a book together,
and live every day laughing, right?*
**[18:24] ---**
*I'm not a genius, so I don't
have any more time to play around with kids.*
**[18:33] ---**
From: Anonymous
**[18:34] ---**
Then...
**[18:36] ---**
*I won't write novels
as a hobby anymore, either.*
**[18:42] ---**
*The next time
we contact each other...*
**[18:45] ---**
*...will be when we both become professionals.*
**[18:55] ---**
Then, see ya.
**[18:58] ---**
Yeah! See ya!
**[19:03] ---**
All right, let's get to it!
**[19:07] ---**
All right!
**[19:16] ---**
Teach me how to draw!
**[19:23] ---**
*We're here!*
**[19:25] ---**
Akihabara!
**[19:29] ---**
Amazing! It's just like I've seen in anime!
**[19:32] ---**
*I want a tour of Akiba first!*
**[19:34] ---**
Sure thing!
**[19:40] ---**
Big Brother
I love you!
**[20:01] ---**
The World's Cutest Little Sister
**[20:03] ---**
Look at that.
**[20:05] ---**
"Eromanga", huh?
**[20:07] ---**
I've gotten used to it already,
Eromanga-sensei.
**[20:10] ---**
*I don't know anyone by that name!*
**[20:17] ---**
It's our book.
**[20:19] ---**
Yeah.
**[20:21] ---**
*You know, Sagiri...*
**[20:23] ---**
*Ever since I've been reunited with you,
everything's been really fun.*
**[20:27] ---**
Me too.
**[20:28] ---**
*I laughed a lot.*
**[20:30] ---**
Me too.
**[20:33] ---**
*Izumi-sensei.*
**[20:34] ---**
Hmm?
**[20:35] ---**
The first dream you've given me
has come true.
**[20:39] ---**
Let's make this dream come true, too.
**[20:47] ---**
Yeah, for sure.
**[20:50] ---**
*The next time we contact each other...*
**[20:53] ---**
*...will be when we both become professionals.*
**[20:55] ---**
The World's Cutest Little Sister
**[20:55] ---**
"And then, it was love at first sight......"
**[21:02] ---**
I'm getting nervous.
**[21:03] ---**
*It's useless to fret at this time.*
**[21:06] ---**
Everyone who's read my new book...
**[21:08] ---**
I hope they had fun reading it.
**[21:13] ---**
What happened to that confidence
you used to have?
**[21:20] ---**
Hey, there's something
I've been meaning to ask you for a while.
**[21:23] ---**
Look at this light-novel!
**[21:25] ---**
I'm sure it's going to be interesting!
**[21:28] ---**
The illustration is super-cute, too.
It looks like I can have high hopes for it!
**[21:31] ---**
Indeed, that illustration
has quite a powerful soul within it.
**[21:35] ---**
But, who knows about the contents?
**[21:37] ---**
The author of the book is someone I barely
know about. A very minor-league author.
**[21:38] ---**
- Now now, both of you, it is all fine.
- Sheesh.
**[21:42] ---**
Furthermore, it looks like
he changed genres in this new series.
**[21:45] ---**
Who knows if it will be interesting or not.
**[21:47] ---**
Big Brother, just now...
**[21:48] ---**
It's better than the novel you just bought,
the original story for that crappy anime.
**[21:49] ---**
Yeah.
**[21:52] ---**
*I pray the novel we created
will be interesting for you, too.*
**[21:52] ---**
The original novels are interesting. Don't jump
to conclusions just by watching the anime!
**[22:11] ---**
I'm home!
**[22:14] ---**
Sagiri, you...
**[22:16] ---**
You can walk outside your room now?
**[22:19] ---**
Just a little bit.
I'm overexerting myself, though.
**[22:29] ---**
I've been secretly practicing.
**[22:34] ---**
I see. You've been putting in effort.
**[22:37] ---**
Don't treat me like a child.
**[22:39] ---**
Ugh, because you said something you didn't
need to, I forgot about the main point.
**[22:47] ---**
Welcome home, Big Brother. Congratulations
on the release of the new novel.
**[22:53] ---**
I'm home, Sagiri.
**[22:54] ---**
Eromanga-sensei's illustrations
are really the talk of the town.
**[22:58] ---**
I-I don't know anyone by that—
**[23:00] ---**
But I know.
**[23:04] ---**
Thank you, as always.
**[23:11] ---**
*Then, see ya.*
**[23:14] ---**
*Yeah! See ya!*
**[23:17] ---**
My regards for the future.
**[23:25] ---**
The pleasure is mine!
**[23:30] ---**
Next Episode:
Eromanga Festival
# 12 - Eromanga Festival
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRQ40V31Y/eromanga-sensei)
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**[00:00] ---**
*- Pervy!
- Finally! We've been waiting!*
**[00:01] ---**
*- I always watch your stream!
- nervous nervous*
**[00:03] ---**
Eromanga-sensei's
Let's chat while I draw Part 25
**[00:04] ---**
*- Draw something erotic today, too!
- Meruru~*
**[00:06] ---**
*- It's already the 25th time, huh?
- He's here!*
**[00:09] ---**
*Good evening, everyone!*
**[00:09] ---**
*- Good evening!
- Too close, get back!*
**[00:10] ---**
*Have all of you read
"Sekaimo: The World's Cutest Little Sister",*
**[00:11] ---**
*- It was great!!
- Totally erotic!*
**[00:13] ---**
*- Meruru mask!
- Yeah, I read it!*
**[00:14] ---**
*the new novel by Masamune Izumi-sensei
that I drew the illustrations for?*
**[00:16] ---**
*- Sekaimo!
- Volume 2, hurry.*
**[00:21] ---**
Thanks!
**[00:23] ---**
We'll make sure volume 2
will be an interesting read, too!
**[00:26] ---**
Of course, I plan to draw more illustrations
that will be super erotic-cute!
**[00:30] ---**
*More so than ever before!*
**[00:30] ---**
*- I can't wait!!!!
- That mask, lololol*
**[00:32] ---**
*More so than ever before! (LoL)*
**[00:32] ---**
*- Scary
- Too freaking close*
**[00:35] ---**
*- Yeah, do moar!
- Nothing less from Ero.*
**[00:36] ---**
*Actually, I have a secret for drawing
the best erotic-cute illustrations!*
**[00:38] ---**
*- It's not even on the level of anticipation.
- Seriously, I'm definitely buying it.*
**[00:41] ---**
Data collection camp?
**[00:43] ---**
I'd like to let him go, but Big Brother has
an important mission of taking care of a shut-in.
**[00:49] ---**
*Don't say that!*
**[00:50] ---**
*I know! If you help me out...*
**[00:53] ---**
*Muramasa and I will do anything
you want us to do!*
**[00:56] ---**
Anything? Really?
**[00:59] ---**
*Yes! Women never back down on their words!*
**[01:01] ---**
All right, that's a promise!
**[01:04] ---**
*- Alright, let's hear this secret.
- Kyapi!*
**[01:06] ---**
*- Is it just your pervy thoughts?
- Exercise ball? Swimsuits??*
**[01:09] ---**
*- This is great.
- It's a healthy kind of erotic.*
**[01:12] ---**
*- Uniforms are great.
- The pairings are too erotic!*
**[01:14] ---**
The curtain is rising on the festival!
**[02:57] ---**
Yeah, yeah. Coming right up.
**[03:03] ---**
Sagiri.
**[03:14] ---**
Th-Thanks.
**[03:18] ---**
What?
**[03:21] ---**
Nothing.
**[03:22] ---**
Oh, that's right.
**[03:24] ---**
Elf-chan and Muramasa-chan
are coming over today.
**[03:27] ---**
Huh? Why?
**[03:28] ---**
For the "festival".
**[03:31] ---**
Festival?
**[03:33] ---**
You'll see later.
**[03:35] ---**
More importantly, I promised everyone that
volume 2 will be a super-interesting novel, too.
**[03:41] ---**
So, I'm counting on you.
**[03:43] ---**
Of course...
**[03:44] ---**
...is what I want to say.
**[03:46] ---**
I'm a little stuck right now.
**[03:49] ---**
Oh yeah, perfect timing.
**[03:51] ---**
I need advice from you with full confidence
in you as the "little sister".
**[03:57] ---**
So, what advice did you need?
**[04:00] ---**
Until now, I've been writing battle-based novels,
so I'm not used to romantic comedy.
**[04:06] ---**
Ideas for a "cute little sister" aren't coming up
in my head, and I'm in trouble.
**[04:11] ---**
I see. That's not good.
**[04:14] ---**
So...
**[04:16] ---**
Let me pat you on the head.
**[04:19] ---**
I-I don't get the meaning of that.
**[04:21] ---**
You said so yourself the other day, right?
When you draw illustrations...
**[04:24] ---**
*I don't want to draw anything
I haven't seen in real life!*
**[04:27] ---**
Right?
**[04:28] ---**
I'm the same way, so...
**[04:31] ---**
I want to see a cute little sister
being really cute!
**[04:47] ---**
Okay, I'm gonna touch you.
**[04:51] ---**
G-Go ahead.
**[05:05] ---**
D-Don't be so bashful like that.
**[05:08] ---**
B-But I...
**[05:22] ---**
Sheesh!
**[05:23] ---**
You're so lewd, Big Brother!
**[05:25] ---**
Sketchy! Perverted! Light-novel protagonist!
**[05:28] ---**
What part of me is a light-novel protagonist?
**[05:31] ---**
Everything about you!
**[05:32] ---**
You pat your little sister on the head
and have lewd thoughts!
**[05:36] ---**
You're the worst!
**[05:38] ---**
Okay, that's enough, right?
**[05:40] ---**
- Get out! Get out right now!
- H-Hold on a bit!
**[05:47] ---**
Geez...
**[05:50] ---**
Idiot.
**[05:53] ---**
A super-duper amazing idea
just welled up inside me!
**[05:56] ---**
*I'll write up the epitome of a cute little sister!*
**[05:59] ---**
Yes, I'll be waiting!
**[06:03] ---**
Izumi-sensei seems to be on a roll.
**[06:07] ---**
It's all thanks to my advice.
**[06:09] ---**
All right, I should do my best, too!
**[06:14] ---**
Morning.
**[06:16] ---**
What are you doing,
coming in without permission?
**[06:20] ---**
I'm enjoying some tea time.
And ditching my work.
**[06:24] ---**
Come over here and sit down.
**[06:26] ---**
Here, I baked you some cookies.
**[06:30] ---**
You look like you own the place.
This is my house, you know.
**[06:34] ---**
It's like a two-family house
combined with my place, isn't it?
**[06:37] ---**
No way!
**[06:38] ---**
Sagiri mentioned something
about a "festival".
**[06:41] ---**
I promised her before we went to camp.
**[06:44] ---**
In return for borrowing you, Muramasa and I
will do anything she wants us to do.
**[06:50] ---**
The last request she made
was for the two of us to be models for her art.
**[06:54] ---**
About being a model,
did you tell Muramasa-senpai?
**[06:57] ---**
Of course I didn't tell her.
**[06:59] ---**
Man, just as I thought.
**[07:04] ---**
I'm not responsible
for anything that happens.
**[07:10] ---**
Muramasa-chan!
**[07:12] ---**
Today, there's something
I really want you to do.
**[07:16] ---**
You are being awfully chummy.
**[07:17] ---**
I have no reason to listen to your requests.
**[07:20] ---**
Even if I say this is for Masamune's sake?
**[07:23] ---**
Leave it to me, kouhai!
**[07:25] ---**
No matter what the challenge is,
I will complete it in a glorious manner!
**[07:29] ---**
Festival, part one!
**[07:31] ---**
Drawing Tornado Game!
**[07:36] ---**
Wh-What is the meaning of this?
**[07:38] ---**
You and I are going to be models
for Eromanga-sensei's illustrations.
**[07:42] ---**
I did not hear anything about this!
**[07:44] ---**
Because I didn't tell you. I promised
Eromanga-sensei for mine and your part.
**[07:49] ---**
You are such a....
**[07:52] ---**
What part of this is going to be
for Masamune-kun's sake?
**[07:55] ---**
If Eromanga-sensei's skills go up,
it will benefit Masamune, right?
**[07:59] ---**
So far-fetched.
**[08:01] ---**
But you know, Eromanga-sensei.
**[08:03] ---**
All things considered,
isn't this a bit too lewd?
**[08:07] ---**
You said you'll do anything, right?
**[08:10] ---**
I'm fine with stripping, but...
**[08:11] ---**
You said you'll do anything, right...
**[08:16] ---**
Oh, fine!
**[08:17] ---**
You want me to do it, don't you!
**[08:19] ---**
Muramasa, you're okay, right?
**[08:21] ---**
A-Are we really going to do this?
**[08:23] ---**
If you're a samurai,
you should accept your fate!
**[08:25] ---**
A samurai...
**[08:32] ---**
- Is this something you wear?
- Yes, it is!
**[08:35] ---**
We have to wear this!
**[08:38] ---**
Big Brother, you can't watch!
**[08:40] ---**
Y-Yeah, you're right. Sorry.
**[08:45] ---**
All right. All hindrances are gone now.
**[08:54] ---**
Elf-chan, right hand on yellow.
**[08:57] ---**
Okay.
**[08:59] ---**
Muramasa-chan, left hand on yellow.
**[09:05] ---**
L-Like this?
**[09:07] ---**
Yeah.
**[09:08] ---**
I'll pick up the tempo a bit!
**[09:11] ---**
Green!
**[09:12] ---**
Blue!
**[09:13] ---**
Red!
**[09:15] ---**
Blue!
**[09:17] ---**
Yellow!
**[09:20] ---**
I-I am at my limit!
I am going to die of shame!
**[09:23] ---**
S-Such an embarrassing pose!
**[09:28] ---**
Give it up, Muramasa.
**[09:30] ---**
I'm embarrassed too,
so the conditions are equal for us, right?
**[09:33] ---**
It is absolutely different!
**[09:35] ---**
You exhibitionist pervert!
**[09:38] ---**
Muramasa-chan, next is left foot on blue!
**[09:45] ---**
All right, the poses
have a nice look to them now!
**[09:48] ---**
Let's stop right here. Don't move!
**[09:57] ---**
S-Such a...
**[10:03] ---**
Good, wonderful.
That facial expression is great!
**[10:07] ---**
Oh, if you collapse the pose,
you have to take a piece of clothing off.
**[10:10] ---**
You demon!
**[10:18] ---**
I read the newest volume!
**[10:20] ---**
Who's that!?
**[10:23] ---**
I won't be able to marry anyone...
**[10:28] ---**
Eromanga-sensei, I'm almost at my limit...
**[10:31] ---**
Both of you, wait for me just like that.
**[10:36] ---**
Grats on the publication of your new book.
**[10:38] ---**
I made a special corner for it at our shop, too.
**[10:41] ---**
I saw it, I saw it. Thank you.
**[10:43] ---**
You're welcome.
**[10:45] ---**
Well, it was interesting.
**[10:47] ---**
Seriously?
**[10:47] ---**
Yeah. Very.
**[10:56] ---**
You came all the way out to tell me
what you thought of it? Thanks.
**[11:00] ---**
That too, but well, here.
**[11:03] ---**
I got a copy of a doujinshi for
"Sekaimo: The World's Cutest Little Sister".
**[11:07] ---**
The book just came out yesterday.
**[11:09] ---**
You published a short story
a little bit ago, right?
**[11:11] ---**
Apparently this was drawn after reading that.
**[11:16] ---**
Wait, this is porn!
**[11:18] ---**
Yeah, it's porn.
**[11:19] ---**
So, how is it?
**[11:21] ---**
Even if you ask me how it is...
**[11:26] ---**
Well, I guess I'm happy.
**[11:30] ---**
The author took time
to draw my characters, so I'm honored.
**[11:34] ---**
Even if it's porn?
**[11:35] ---**
Even if it's porn.
**[11:40] ---**
Her boobs aren't this big!
**[11:49] ---**
Mune-kun, I'll be going now.
**[11:52] ---**
What, already? You should come in.
**[11:55] ---**
I have errands to run.
**[11:57] ---**
I see. Thanks for everything.
**[12:00] ---**
Yeah. See you.
**[12:03] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[12:09] ---**
Oh, that's right!
**[12:12] ---**
Mune-kun, if you create a mega-hit title
that turns into an anime,
**[12:16] ---**
and make tons of money
like Elf Yamada-sensei...
**[12:22] ---**
I wouldn't mind becoming your wife,
Mune-kun!
**[12:26] ---**
You're only after the money!
**[12:31] ---**
See you later!
**[12:42] ---**
Let me see that, too!
**[12:45] ---**
No way! You're too young
to read stuff like this!
**[12:48] ---**
It's a lewd book about my characters, right?
**[12:50] ---**
I'm definitely going to read it!
**[12:54] ---**
*Just how much does this little sister
want to read porn about her own characters?*
**[13:00] ---**
Show! Me!
**[13:03] ---**
I wanna see it, too!
**[13:06] ---**
I wanna read lewd doujinshi, too!
**[13:10] ---**
Oh, geez! What am I going to do about this?
**[13:14] ---**
Just kill me now...
**[13:17] ---**
Eromanga-sensei! Is it time yet?
**[13:20] ---**
You're off guard!
**[13:24] ---**
Got it.
**[13:25] ---**
Give it back!
**[13:26] ---**
Wh— Ow!
**[13:28] ---**
Hiss! Reow!
**[13:31] ---**
Are you a cat or something?
**[13:35] ---**
*Just how much do you want
to protect a porn book?*
**[13:48] ---**
See?
**[13:52] ---**
All right!
I'm going to draw lewd manga, too!
**[13:55] ---**
Don't go up against some doujinshi!
**[13:59] ---**
Just you wait! I'll draw manga that'll definitely
make your heart race more than this book!
**[14:15] ---**
It's finally done.
**[14:20] ---**
Festival part two!
**[14:22] ---**
This. Is. My. Eromanga!
**[14:25] ---**
"The Word's Most Erotic Little Sister"
**[14:28] ---**
*How should I respond as a big brother
to a little sister who boasts*
**[14:31] ---**
*that she just finished drawing porn manga?*
**[14:34] ---**
Big Brother, you have to read it at once!
**[14:36] ---**
*Is this torture?*
**[14:37] ---**
Eromanga-sensei is really you-know-what
when she gets into creative mode.
**[14:41] ---**
No shame or any of that crap here.
**[14:44] ---**
Big Brother, hurry up and read it!
**[14:48] ---**
Y-You want me to read this, don't you?
**[14:53] ---**
*Big Brother...*
**[14:54] ---**
*Saya...*
**[14:56] ---**
*- I love you.
- Me too.*
**[15:06] ---**
*Big Brother...*
**[15:15] ---**
Wh-What's wrong, Masamune-kun!?
**[15:17] ---**
Is your head all right?
**[15:19] ---**
It's not fine at all.
It's not fine at all!
**[15:22] ---**
*Because this is modeled after me and Sagiri!*
**[15:25] ---**
Big Brother, the manga was so lewd
that you'd have such a violent reaction to it?
**[15:30] ---**
What's lewd isn't the manga, but you!
**[15:32] ---**
Damn you, Eromanga-sensei.
You really are "Eromanga Sensei" today!
**[15:39] ---**
Th-That's not it! I just like drawing lewd art,
but I'm not lewd myself!
**[15:44] ---**
- Say what!?
- You cannot make excuses anymore!
**[15:47] ---**
I can too!
**[15:49] ---**
Just tell me what you thought
after reading it.
**[15:51] ---**
Like in what way was it lewd, and stuff!
**[15:54] ---**
You forcefully changed the topic.
**[15:58] ---**
In the first place,
**[15:59] ---**
this porn manga drawn by Eromanga-sensei
is erroneous in all sorts of places!
**[16:03] ---**
- Wh-Where is it wrong?
- All sorts of places!
**[16:07] ---**
- First, the biggest mistake is...
- Is?
**[16:10] ---**
*Crap, what should I do?*
**[16:12] ---**
*I can't say that his dick is in the wrong spot,
and it's the wrong shape.*
**[16:16] ---**
You see...
**[16:19] ---**
What is it? Hurry up and tell me.
**[16:22] ---**
*H-How should I answer this?*
**[16:24] ---**
*Sagiri, isn't this dick a bit off?*
**[16:26] ---**
*No way! Impossible!*
**[16:29] ---**
So what part of my manga is wrong?
**[16:34] ---**
E-Elf, help me out!
**[16:36] ---**
Huh? M-Me?
**[16:37] ---**
I know you can do it!
**[16:46] ---**
You're kidding me.
**[16:48] ---**
What is this? How are they doing it?
**[16:57] ---**
You, how could you make a girl do this?
**[17:00] ---**
I-I had no choice!
**[17:01] ---**
- Big Brother, pervert...
- I don't want to hear that from you!
**[17:04] ---**
Anyway Elf, what do you think?
**[17:06] ---**
I did read the whole thing.
But were there any parts that were wrong?
**[17:11] ---**
*So you don't know
the correct spot for the dick, either?*
**[17:15] ---**
Useless!
**[17:16] ---**
What's with that attitude? If you're going
to say that, you can explain it yourself!
**[17:21] ---**
Yeah, yeah!
**[17:23] ---**
So, on this page...
**[17:26] ---**
I don't understand!
**[17:28] ---**
We should just strip him down, and confirm
what's different from what you drew!
**[17:32] ---**
Huh!?
**[17:37] ---**
S-Senpai!
**[17:38] ---**
You reap what you sow.
I cannot cover for you here.
**[17:42] ---**
Now, Masamune, brace yourself!
**[17:46] ---**
I'll have you offer me
some materials for drawing.
**[17:49] ---**
Let's stop things like this? Okay?
**[17:51] ---**
No way!
**[17:52] ---**
Big Brother, hurry up and strip!
**[17:55] ---**
Buck! Naked! Buck! Naked!
**[17:59] ---**
H-Hold on! If that's the case...
**[18:03] ---**
Zoom!
**[18:11] ---**
Incoming call
Big Brother
**[18:15] ---**
I'm going to have an important call,
so shhh, okay?
**[18:17] ---**
Okay!
**[18:20] ---**
Hello, Brother, it's Megumin!
**[18:22] ---**
*Hey! Is it a good time now?*
**[18:25] ---**
I'm fine for a little bit.
I'm with a boy right now.
**[18:29] ---**
*I-I see.*
**[18:31] ---**
*I have a special favor to ask you!*
**[18:33] ---**
*I want you to teach Eromanga-sensei
about a guy's anatomy!*
**[18:38] ---**
I-I've never been asked anything
that embarrassing by a guy before!
**[18:43] ---**
*I'm really sorry! But Megumi,
you're the only one who I can depend on!*
**[18:48] ---**
Eromanga-sensei is a girl?
**[18:51] ---**
Yeah, though it's a secret.
So please, I beg you!
**[18:54] ---**
At this rate, my underwear
is going to be pulled off by savage girls!
**[18:59] ---**
Help me, Megumi-sama!
**[19:03] ---**
Fine, okay!
**[19:05] ---**
Just for Izumi-sensei, I'll lend a helping hand
as I'm totally familiar with boys!
**[19:14] ---**
*I sent an e-mail of an illustration
with my boyfriend as reference!*
**[19:18] ---**
Here! Here it is!
**[19:25] ---**
It's cute.
**[19:31] ---**
A dick looks like this!!
**[19:32] ---**
Megumi? Megumi!? Who did you say
you used as reference for this illustration?
**[19:35] ---**
My boyfriend!
**[19:37] ---**
*Is your boyfriend still in kindergarten!?*
**[19:39] ---**
H-Huh? He's 20! He's a totally handsome
college student and stuff!
**[19:44] ---**
*There's no way a college student
would be this cute!*
**[19:50] ---**
I cannot stand to listen to this.
**[19:51] ---**
Are you all truly middle school students?
**[20:03] ---**
This is the correct shape.
**[20:09] ---**
Y-You...
**[20:11] ---**
Wh-What?
**[20:12] ---**
It looks like we've determined the girl who is
most knowledgeable with the male body.
**[20:18] ---**
This is normal! We are in middle school,
so you see it in works of art.
**[20:22] ---**
Hey! So how did it turn out?
**[20:25] ---**
Muramasa-chan, you're lewd!
So precocious! Adult light-novel author!
**[20:29] ---**
Wha...
**[20:31] ---**
Masamune-kun, you understand, right?
**[20:34] ---**
Senpai, you're surprisingly mature
in that aspect.
**[20:40] ---**
That is not it!
**[20:47] ---**
Both of you, thank you for everything today.
**[20:50] ---**
Sagiri seemed to have lots of fun.
**[20:53] ---**
It's fine! We had fun, too!
**[20:56] ---**
Right, Muramasa?
**[20:58] ---**
Yes—
**[21:03] ---**
Well... I guess.
**[21:07] ---**
Sagiri, see you later!
**[21:14] ---**
If you don't mind, come by again sometime.
**[21:17] ---**
Of course!
**[21:18] ---**
Absolutely! I will come every day, even!
**[21:21] ---**
Every day would be a bit much...
**[21:23] ---**
Next time, Muramasa will do something
even more risque!
**[21:26] ---**
I-I will not!
**[21:30] ---**
Well then, take care on your way home.
**[21:32] ---**
I'll be fine, I live next door!
**[21:34] ---**
See you!
**[21:35] ---**
Yeah!
**[21:46] ---**
S-See you!
**[21:49] ---**
See you, Eromanga-sensei!
**[21:53] ---**
I don't know anyone by that name!
**[22:01] ---**
Geez!