E2 - Demon Lord, Vanish Into the Sunset!

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[00:02] Yusha
    Do I really have to say it?
[00:07] Yusha
    When you come out and ask
    me what I like about him...
[00:11] Yusha
    It's kind of embarrassing.
[00:13] Seira
    Give it up. We all promised to share
     with each other, right?
[00:17] Mei
    It was a pajama party promise.
[00:20] Fai
    I have a feeling this'll be exciting!
[00:23] Yusha
    We all have to go in order, then, okay?
[00:25] Yusha
    Ahem.
[00:26] Yusha
    Well, he's lived close to me
     ever since I was little,
[00:32] Yusha
    and he's always poked and prodded at me.
[00:35] Yusha
    But it reminds me of a cat wanting to play.
[00:39] Yusha
    It's really cute.
[00:42] Fai
    Well, I like that he's huge!
[00:45] Fai
    I'll never forget the strong,
    ripped body he had when we first met!
[00:51] Fai
    I love it!
[00:52] Seira
    How bold.
[00:54] Seira
    But I couldn't take my eyes off him.
[00:59] Seira
    The contrast of his kind,
    gentle, enlightened eyes
[01:03] Seira
    and his wild strength is just wonderful.
[01:06] Mei
    Everyone has her own preferences, huh?
[01:09] Mei
    By the way, I love how mysterious he is.
[01:13] Yusha
    They're just so wonderful, aren't they?
[01:18] Yusha
    Pomurun!
SIGN    Moomf
[01:19] Fai
    Dragons!
[01:20] Seira
    Horned gorillas!
[01:22] Mei
    Wacky seaweed!
[01:25] Mei
    Yusha-san...
[01:26] Mei
    Since pomurun are the weakest of monsters,
    you might not have realized it,
[01:30] Mei
    but you were just being attacked by it.
[01:33] Yusha
    Huh?!
[01:33] Yusha
    You mean it wasn't inviting me to play?
[01:36] Fai
    Sei-chan, you like horned gorillas?
[01:39] Fai
    Even I couldn't eat the sages of the forest.
[01:43] Seira
    I didn't mean it in that way!
[01:45] Seira
    Wait, you mean you would eat a dragon?!
[01:48] Seira
    Also, Mei! What is a wacky seaweed?!
[01:51] Mei
    It's a local monster from my hometown
    that dances every night
[01:55] Mei
    while praying for good harvests.
[01:59] Mei
    What's that all about, anyway?
[02:01] Seira
    Don't ask me.
[02:03] Fai
    So, that now we're done discussing our
    favorite monsters, what's our next fun topic?
[02:09] Yusha
    How about... "I hate it when the
    Demon Lord's four generals are like this!"
[02:13] All
    Oh!
[02:14] Mei
    Nice choice, Yusha-san.
[02:16] Seira
    That's a good one!
[02:17] Fai
    Okay, I'll go first!
SIGN    Endro!
[03:49] Yusha
    I'm Yulia Chardiet!
[03:52] Yusha
    Everyone calls me Yusha!
[03:54] Yusha
    I'm studying at an adventurer
    school to become a Hero!
[03:57] Yusha
    My friends Seira-chan, Fai-chan, and Mei-chan
    went through a practical lesson with me,
[04:02] Yusha
    and somehow we discovered the Hero's sword!
[04:06] Yusha
    Then, after I drew the Hero's sword...
SIGN    Adventurer School
[04:11] Yusha
    I really became a Hero.
[04:14] Yusha
    Yusha the Hero!
[04:15] Yusha
    Just kidding.
[04:26] Mei
    The Hero now sleeps.
[04:28] Fai
    That was a play on Yu-chan sleeping here
    and the death of a Hero, wasn't it, Mei-chan?
[04:34] Seira
    You actually say some smart
    things now and then, Fai.
[04:39] Yusha
    This girl is Mao-chan.
[04:41] Yusha
    She's tiny, but she's the teacher in charge
    of our class at the adventurer school.
[04:46] Mao
    Would you just wake up already?
[04:49] Yusha
    Wha... Wh-What?!
[04:51] Mao
    Sheesh. What a skilled sleep-talker you are.
[04:54] Seira
    I'm sorry.
[04:56] Seira
    We were all up a little late last night.
[04:59] Mei
    It was a pajama party,
[05:01] Mei
    fit for a party of adventurers! Get it?!
[05:05] Mao
    I see. I see.
[05:07] Mao
    Glad to hear you're having fun.
[05:08] Fai
    Yeah, we had a whole lot of fun!
[05:11] Fai
    The funnest was the topic of
[05:13] Fai
    "How would you handle a Demon Lord
     if they surrendered?"
[05:17] Mei
    Yusha-san's answer was the best!
[05:20] Mao
    Wait!
[05:21] Mao
    I'm bit curious about that topic.
[05:25] Mao
    Ahem!
[05:25] Mao
    Y-You, Class President.
[05:27] Seira
    Um, what do mean by "Class President"?
[05:30] Mao
    Well, you have the look of a class president.
[05:33] Seira
    The look?
[05:35] Mao
    Besides, you elves take the stance of,
[05:37] Mao
    "You vulgar, inferior races shall obey
     our beautiful and noble kind!"
[05:41] Mao
    Don't you?
[05:43] Seira
    Please refrain from saying things
    that misrepresent whole races!
[05:47] Fai
    Mao-chan-sensei, you're amazing!
[05:49] Mei
    You really look the part when
    you condescend like that!
[05:53] Mao
    We're picking up from where
    we were interrupted.
[05:55] Mao
    Now, Class President,
[05:57] Mao
    explain the Demon Lord and the Hero.
[05:59] Seira
    All right.
[06:02] Seira
    Several millennia ago, a living
    calamity appeared on Naral Island.
[06:08] Seira
    This calamity was the first Demon Lord
     ever recorded in history.
[06:13] Seira
    At the same time, one capable
    of opposing the Demon Lord,
[06:15] Seira
    the first Hero, was also born.
[06:17] Seira
    After a fierce battle between the two,
    the Hero defeated the Demon Lord.
[06:22] Seira
    However, after some time had passed,
[06:24] Seira
    a Demon Lord appeared once again.
[06:26] Seira
    But a new Hero appeared
    elsewhere, as well,
[06:30] Seira
    and challenged the Demon Lord to battle.
[06:33] Seira
    Once again, the Demon Lord was defeated.
[06:36] Seira
    That cycle has continued to repeat,
[06:39] Seira
    and before we knew it,
     we'd come to our 999th Hero.
[06:44] Seira
    Was that good?
[06:46] Mao
    Yes, that was good.
[06:49] Mao
    You little...
[06:55] Mao
    Classroom learning is important,
[06:56] Mao
    but what you adventurers
    really need is strength.
[06:59] Mao
    Come on, get it together!
[07:01] Warrior
    Damn! She's quick!
[07:03] Warrior
    My attacks aren't connecting!
[07:05] Mao
    Draptors are monsters known for their agility.
[07:08] Mao
    You'll never hit one just by swinging wild—
[07:13] Fai
    I'll end you!
[07:15] Fai
    See-Lots-Of-Punches Punch!
[07:20] Mao
    She's good!
[07:23] Mao
    The force of Cartado users is dependent
    on their magic power and skill.
[07:27] Mao
    Even low-ranked cards can match up to
    high-ranked cards depending on how you use—
[07:35] Mao
    Yes, by combining low-level Cartado like this,
[07:39] Mao
    you can multiply their force
    and use them effectively.
[07:43] Mei
    I'm sorry, everyone.
[07:45] Mei
    When it comes to Cartado,
     I get so excited, it's obvious to anyone.
[07:50] Mao
    How so?!
[07:52] Mao
    A treasure chest is an
    adventurer's greatest reward.
[07:55] Mao
    But this means they come with lots of traps,
    so it can cost your life if you're not careful.
[08:00] Warrior
    It bit me!
[08:04] Yusha
    Yay, a treasure chest!
[08:07] Mao
    She's...
[08:08] Yusha
    One here, too, and one here!
[08:11] Yusha
    So many of them!
[08:12] Mao
    She's easily surpassing the
    1% chance of avoiding a trap?!
[08:20] Yusha
    Mao-chan!
[08:20] Seira
    Sensei!
[08:20] Fai
    Mao-chan-sensei!
[08:22] Mei
    Mao-sensei!
[08:23] All four
    Goodbye!
[08:26] Mao
    Be careful on your way home.
[08:28] All
    Okay!
[08:30] Mao
    Sheesh, what energetic girls.
[08:33] Warrior
    Mao-sensei.
[08:35] Warrior
    How about a drink on the way home?
[08:38] Mao
    Oh? That sounds nice.
[08:43] Warrior
    You've really captured the hearts of
    your students, haven't you, Mao-sensei?
[08:48] Mao
    No, no, I'm still very new at this.
[08:53] Warrior
    You're just being modest.
[08:55] Warrior
    By the way, are there any promising
    individuals this time around?
[09:00] Warrior
    You're too cute. I may hug you?
[09:03] Mao
    You're getting your pretense
     and true desires backwards, lush.
[09:07] Mao
    Hmm... Promising students, huh?
[09:11] Mao
    The head of the class, Ellenoar Seiran,
     has great knowledge.
[09:16] Mao
    There's also Fai Fai,
     who's gifted with combat strength,
[09:18] Mao
    and Mather Enderstto, who's blessed
    with a talent for Cartado.
[09:22] Mao
    Then there's Yulia Chardiet's
    luck and unpredictability.
[09:26] Mao
    All of them will eventually
    become respectable adventurers.
[09:30] Warrior
    That's impressive.
[09:31] Warrior
    Maybe they'll even be able
    to defeat the Demon Lord.
[09:34] Mao
    True, those four could potentially do it.
[09:43] Mao
    Wait, why?!
[09:46] Mao
    Why am I getting so serious
    about teaching their class?!
[09:49] Mao
    I'm the Demon Lord, damn it!
[09:52] Warrior
    It's too soon for a minor like you
    to enjoy this Choice Demon Lord.
SIGN    Choice Demon Lord 
    This legendary liquor is brewed in the far west.
    It takes its name from the demon who seduced
     an angel and brought liquor to the demon realm.
[09:58] Warrior
    Here, have a refill of orange juice.
[10:02] Mao
    Scheming against me?
     I'm impressed, Hero's party.
[10:06] Mao
    In that case, I'll crush you all for real!
[10:11] Class
    A quest?!
[10:13] Mao
    Yes.
[10:14] Mao
    A true adventurer accepts various quests
    and earns both honor and rewards.
[10:19] Mao
    As part of your studies,
     you all will accept a quest, as well.
[10:23] Yusha
    A quest!
[10:25] Yusha
    It's as if we're real adventurers!
[10:27] Seira
    No, we are real adventurers.
[10:30] Seira
    I'm interested in this too, though.
[10:32] Fai
    Oh! I want something delicious as my reward!
[10:35] Mei
    I'm going to request something
    related to Cartado.
[10:38] Mei
    Request! Quest! Get it?!
[10:40] Mao
    Now, you'll need to combine your strengths
    as a party in order to clear any quest.
[10:46] Mao
    It's imperative that each party has a
    leader who can coordinate their strengths.
[10:50] Mao
    So I'll be having you all choose
    an official party leader.
[10:54] Yusha
    Me! I'll do my best as both Hero and leader!
[10:58] Seira
    I'll take responsibility for
    keeping these girls together.
[11:01] Fai
    Yeah, leave it to me, the King of the Forest!
[11:04] Mei
    My Cartado shall guide all that we do.
[11:09] All
    Huh?
[11:15] Seira & Screen
    ENDRO!
[11:19] Yusha
    That surprised me.
[11:22] All
    I thought I was our leader.
[11:27] Seira
    Well, what do we do?
[11:29] Yusha
    Frankly...
[11:31] Seira
    Since I thought I was our
    leader up until now...
[11:34] Fai
    Saying I'll be the leader now...
[11:36] Mei
    ...is super difficult.
[11:41] Seira
    I suppose our Hero should be
    the leader, shouldn't she?
[11:44] Yusha
    Huh? Me?!
[11:45] Mei
    But your motherly nature makes
    you fit to be a leader, Seira-san.
[11:50] Seira
    Who're you calling a mother?!
[11:51] Fai
    No, be confident in yourself!
[11:53] Fai
    You're a great mother to us all, Sei-chan!
[11:56] Fai
    Though your breasts are small.
[11:58] Fai
    Though your breasts are small!
[12:00] Seira
    Why did you say that twice?!
[12:02] Seira
    Hey, why did you say that twice?!
[12:05] ---
    Stare...
[12:09] Yusha
    Wait, I know!
[12:11] Yusha
    Why don't we just make Chibi-chan our leader?
[12:14] Yusha
    She's cute!
[12:15] Seira
    What are you even saying?
[12:17] Mei
    I see. She has a point.
[12:20] Seira
    Huh?
[12:20] Fai
    Cute does win, after all.
[12:23] Seira
    Huh?!
[12:24] Seira
    Uh, can we at least choose a
    bipedal race to be our leader?
[12:29] ---
    D'oh!
[12:31] Seira
    Huh? Yusha?!
[12:32] Seira
    D-Did what I said upset you that much?!
[12:36] Mei
    Seira-san, look.
[12:38] Seira
    Huh? Wh-What?
[12:42] Seira
    Chibi, are you trying to stand on two legs?
[12:47] Yusha
    Chibi-chan, you can do it.
[12:51] Yusha
    Do your best.
[12:53] Fair
    Just a little more! Just a little more!
[12:57] Mei
    Oh, I can't watch!
[13:00] Seira
    You can't look away. We must
    witness every moment of this!
[13:06] Mei
    You're right.
[13:08] Mei
    Stand.
[13:09] Fai
    Stand.
[13:11] Seira
    Stand!
[13:12] Yusha
    Stand, Chibi-chan!
[13:20] All
    She did it!
[13:26] Mao
    So, after making such a fuss at night,
[13:28] Mao
    you spent all night on your knees
    getting lectured by the dorm mother.
[13:34] Yusha
    But thanks to that, we've chosen our leader.
[13:37] Yusha
    See? This is our leader, Chibi-chan!
[13:42] Mao
    No, that doesn't work.
[13:44] ---
    D'oh!
[13:46] Mao
    Don't look at me as though
     I said something surprising.
[13:51] Mao
    You put me on the spot.
[13:54] Mao
    Anyway, you need to choose your leader soon.
[13:56] Mao
    Got it?
[13:59] Fair
    I thought she was the perfect one for the job.
[14:02] Mei
    I don't understand it.
[14:03] Seira
    No, we all got caught up in the flow,
[14:06] Seira
    but it really isn't right
    to make her our leader.
[14:10] Yusha
    Oh! Then...
[14:12] Yusha
    Why don't we take turns being leader?
[14:14] Mei
    I get it. We'll test to see
     who's the best at leading us all.
[14:19] Fai
    Sounds fun! I'm in!
[14:21] Seira
    That might be the fastest solution.
[14:23] Yusha
    Then that's settled!
[14:26] Mao
    I know this well from past experience.
[14:29] Mao
    Fundamentally, you all are too free-spirited!
[14:34] Mao
    If you try to force a group together,
[14:36] Mao
    you'll only splinter it and
    cause your party to disband!
[14:39] Mao
    That is when I will once again
    rise as the Demon Lord!
[14:48] Warrior
    There goes Mao-sensei
    laughing into a cough again!
SIGN    Leader Test Run 
    Yusha
[14:58] Yusha
    Searching for items is the most basic
     of basics for an adventurer!
[15:02] Woman
    Wh-Who might you be?
[15:04] Yusha
    The Hero!
[15:05] Yusha
    Everyone, let's go!
[15:06] Yusha
    I bet there are items in this house!
[15:10] All
    Yeah...
[15:11] Yusha
    I found medicinal herbs!
[15:13] Yusha
    Oh, a secret stash!
[15:15] Yusha
    Bone-in meat!
[15:17] Yusha
    I found risqué underwear!
[15:20] Yusha
    Sorry for the intrusion!
SIGN    Yulia Chardiet 
    Fail
SIGN    Leader Test Run 
    Seira
[15:27] Seira
    Now that I'm our leader,
[15:29] Seira
    you're all going to live orderly lives.
[15:32] Seira
    Instead of just relying on the dorm mother,
[15:34] Seira
    we'll do the things we can for ourselves.
[15:37] Seira
    Got it?
[15:38] All
    Yes!
[15:40] Seira
    All right, the first thing
    we'll do is make breakfast.
[15:44] Seira
    Ow!
[15:48] Seira
    N-Next, we clean! We'll start with...
[15:51] Yusha
    We start with the leader's room, right?
[15:53] Seira
    Hey! Wait!
[15:56] Seira
    L-Listen... When you're
    researching lots of different things,
[16:00] Seira
    this just naturally....
[16:05] Seira
    Um... As our leader, I should help...
[16:09] All three
    Have a seat, leader.
[16:11] Seira
    Okay.
SIGN    Ellenoar Seiran 
    Fail by Lack of Femininity
SIGN    Leader Test Run 
    Fai
[16:15] Fai
    A leader needs to be strong, of course!
[16:18] Fai
    So...
[16:19] Fai
    Here!
[16:21] Seira
    Wait, what does eating a lot
    have to do with strength?
[16:25] Fai
    It's a leader's job to bring
    everyone together, right?
[16:29] Fai
    But human relationships are tough,
[16:32] Fai
    so you need a strong stomach to handle it.
[16:34] Mei
    The fact that you're surprisingly
    dead-on has left me speechless.
[16:38] Seira
    Seriously. She has common
    sense for the oddest things.
[16:41] Yusha
    Well, time to dig in!
[16:44] Fai
    All right! This is how a leader eats!
[16:51] Fai
    More!
SIGN    Fai Fai 
    Fail for Eating All of Their Food
SIGN    Leader Test Run
    Mei
[16:55] Mei
    As our leader, I want to strengthen
     our combat potential.
[16:59] Mei
    So to that end...
[17:01] Mei
    We're all getting brand new Cartado
[17:03] Mei
    that are limited to one-per-person
    and hitting shelves tomorrow!
[17:06] Mei
    So we're lining up here until morning!
SIGN    Mather Enderstto 
    Fail - All-Nighters Prohibited
[17:23] Warrior
    Oh? Not enough sleep, Mao-sensei?
[17:27] Warrior
    Your sleepy face is adorable.
    May I rub my cheeks against yours?
[17:30] Mao
    You got it backwards again!
[17:31] Mao
    Well, I'm struggling to keep up
    with following up on my students.
[17:35] Yusha
    Mao-chan!
[17:35] Seira
    Sensei.
[17:35] Fai
    Mao-chan-sensei!
[17:35] Mei
    Mao-sensei.
[17:37] Mao
    What's the fuss about?
[17:39] Seira
    We're sorry we caused trouble for you, Sensei.
[17:41] Fai
    We've all reflected long
    and hard since then,
[17:44] Fai
    and we talked it over together.
[17:46] Mei
    And we've come to a conclusion.
[17:48] Yusha
    We don't think any of us
    is fit to be the leader.
[17:52] Mao
    Oh, you've realized that?
[17:55] Mao
    Well, there's more to life
    than being an adventurer.
[17:58] Mao
    There are plenty of other
    ways to make a living.
[18:01] Yusha
    So we've taken a chance
    and made our decision.
[18:04] Mao
    You're disbanding your party?!
[18:06] Yusha
    We should just all be the leader!
[18:10] Mao
    Wait.
[18:11] Mao
    I really don't understand this.
[18:14] Mei
    If one leader can't bring
    our party together,
[18:17] Mei
    then all four of us will do it.
[18:19] Fai
    Four times more, just like that!
[18:20] Fai
    Brute force in numbers is always stronger!
[18:23] Mao
    Uh, that's something the Demon Lord
     should be saying, not the Hero's party.
[18:27] Yusha
    You said it yourself, Mao-chan.
[18:29] Yusha
    We need to combine our strengths
     as a party in order to clear any quest.
[18:33] Yusha
    So there you have it.
[18:35] Yusha
    I'm the Hero leader!
[18:38] Seira
    I-I'm the beautiful leader.
[18:42] Fai
    I'm the wild leader!
[18:46] Mei
    I'm the dark leader!
[18:48] Yusha
    With four leaders together,
    our Hero's party is born!
[18:55] Mei
    That was a special effects Cartado!
[18:58] Mao
    H-H-H-How is that possible?!
[19:03] Mao
    I already knew this, didn't I?
[19:06] Mao
    The free spirits of these girls are
    uncontrollable to the very end.
[19:14] (Flashback) Demon Lord
    I applaud you for reaching me, Heroes.
[19:18] (Flashback) Demon Lord
    Out of respect for your bravery,
    I shall personally—
[19:21] (Flashback) Seira
    Hey, Yusha!
[19:23] (Flashback) Seira
    Why are you leaping straight
    into the Demon Lord's room?!
[19:25] (Flashback) Seira
    We promised to ready ourselves, join hands,
     and enter after counting to three!
[19:30] (Flashback) Fai
    It's so big and roomy!
[19:32] (Flashback) Fai
    Ow!
[19:35] (Flashback) Fai
    Sorry. I broke a pillar.
[19:37] (Flashback) Mei
    Oh! I knew it!
[19:39] (Flashback) Mei
    There's a hidden door behind the throne!
[19:41] (Flashback) Demon Lord
    Why are you all here?!
[19:45] (Flashback) Seira
    Save it for later!
[19:46] (Flashback) Seira
    You've been dragging us around
    relentlessly ever since adventurer school!
[19:52] (Flashback) Yusha
    I love the fact that you always
    come along anyway, Seira-chan.
[19:55] (Flashback) Seira
    Wha...
[19:57] (Flashback) Seira
    Where's this coming from?
[19:59] (Flashback) Mei
    I found a notebook full of poems
    in the room behind the hidden door.
[20:03] (Flashback) Fai
    There was a mountain of snacks, too.
[20:06] (Flashback) Demon Lord
    Would you cut it out already?!
[20:14] (Flashback) Demon Lord
    Enough!
[20:15] (Flashback) Demon Lord
    This room shall be your grave,
[20:17] (Flashback) Demon Lord
    and this world shall be mine!
[20:20] (Flashback) Yusha
    In that case,
[20:21] (Flashback) Yusha
    we'll use the forbidden magic
    that the sage of light taught us!
[20:25] (Flashback) Seira
    Right away?! Isn't that being too
    loose with forbidden magic?!
[20:28] (Flashback) Fai
    Striking with maximum strength
     on your first move isn't a bad play.
[20:31] (Flashback) Fai
    If you defeat them, great.
[20:32] (Flashback) Fai
    If you don't, you can still assess their level.
[20:35] (Flashback) Mei
    You're so hardcore, Fai-san.
[20:38] (Flashback) Yusha
    Everyone, let's go!
[20:42] (Flashback) Demon Lord
    This power is...
[20:44] (Flashback) Yusha
    O Holy Spirits filling the border
     between Heaven and Earth,
[20:47] (Flashback) Yusha
    though we young—
[20:48] (Flashback) Yusha
    Oh, sorry. I fumbled the incantation.
[20:52] (Flashback) Demon Lord
    Hey!
[20:56] (Flashback) ---
    Huh?
[21:02] (Flashback) Demon Lord
    What's going on here?!
[21:09] (Flashback) Mao
    Huh?
[21:10] Mao
    That was where it all started.
[21:13] Yusha
    Later, Mao-chan!
[21:14] Mao
    The Heroes' stupid mistake
    sent us back in time.
[21:14] Seira
    Pardon us.
[21:15] Fai
    Later, Mao-chan-sensei.
[21:17] Mei
    See you tomorrow.
[21:20] Warrior
    What's the matter, Mao-sensei?
[21:22] Mao
    If they appear before me in that same
    state again once I'm the Demon Lord,
[21:27] Mao
    will history repeat itself?
[21:30] Mao
    Will I be swept away by them all over again?
[21:34] Mao
    If that's how it'll be, then...
[21:36] Mao
    Yeah! No more Demon Lord for me!
[21:40] Mao
    How about a drink on the way home?
[21:42] Warrior
    Sounds good. I'll join you.
[21:45] Mao
    Yeah! Today we drink!
[21:48] Mao
    A toast to an ordinary life!
[21:54] Yusha
    Now we just need to wait
    for a Demon Lord to show up!
[21:58] Yusha
    I hope one will show up soon!
SIGN    Roll 2
     Demon Lord, Vanish into the Sunset!
SIGN    Quest Practical!
SIGN    "Quest Practical!"