Season 1

E1 - It's Still Too Soon for the End Roll!
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[00:15] Seira
    Yusha!
[00:15] Fai
    Yu-chan!
[00:15] Mei
    Yusha-san!
[00:16] Demon Lord
    That is the power of a Hero?
[00:19] Hero
    Demon Lord!
[00:21] Demon Lord
    Splendid.
[00:22] Demon Lord
    If you would wield that power for me,
[00:25] ---
    I could grant you half the world, Hero.
[00:29] Hero
    I don't need it!
[00:31] Hero
    All I want is a world
    where everyone can smile!
[00:37] Seira
    I knew you'd say that, Yusha.
[00:39] Mei
    Then let's end this quickly.
[00:42] Fai
    Let's eat yummy things and smile together!
[00:45] Yusha
    Everyone...
[00:47] Yusha
    Yeah!
[00:49] Seira
    Me first!
[00:52] Seira
    Holy Break!
[00:55] Demon Lord
    Insolence!
[01:00] Fai
    Pounding Knuckle!
[01:03] Demon Lord
    I think not!
[01:05] Mei
    I'll show you the abyss of Cartado!
[01:09] Mei
    Single, Double, Triple, Quadruple, Quintuple...
[01:15] Mei
    Judgment Strike!
[01:19] Demon Lord
    Weak!
[01:23] Demon Lord
    Hero?!
[01:33] Demon Lord
    Don't think you can bury me that easily,
     even with the Hero's sword!
[01:38] Seira
    No way...
[01:39] Seira
    So this is the Demon Lord.
[01:41] Mei
    He's too strong.
[01:44] Hero
    Everyone!
[01:45] Hero
    Lend me your power!
[01:48] Seira
    You're using the forbidden magic?!
[01:50] Seira
    But if you fail...
[01:53] Hero
    Don't worry!
[01:54] Hero
    Have faith in me!
[01:55] Hero
    And in yourselves!
[02:03] Hero
    O Holy Spirits filling the border
     between Heaven and Earth,
[02:07] Hero
    though young, we honor you
     and beseech the guardians of order,
[02:11] Hero
    open... open...
[02:14] Hero
    the prison of time beyond this world!
[02:18] Hero
    On the name of the Hero,
     Yulia Chardiet, our hearts are one!
[02:23] All
    Our hearts are one!
[02:25] Demon Lord
    You will not succeed, Hero!
[02:36] Hero
    Dimensional Prison Barrier, open!
[02:49] Hero
    Begone to the ends of our
    dimension, Demon Lord!
[02:54] Demon Lord
    Curse you!
[02:55] Demon Lord
    Curse you, Hero!
[03:01] Demon Lord
    Hero!
[03:10] Hero
    We...
[03:11] All
    We did it!
[03:14] Seira
    We did it, Yusha!
[03:16] Fai
    That was a huge victory!
[03:17] Mei
    Way to go, Hero!
[03:19] Hero
    It wasn't just me.
[03:21] Hero
    It was because I had all of you with me.
[03:40] Hero
    Let's go home. Everyone's waiting for us.
[04:57] Seira
    Yusha, wake up. It's morning.
[05:04] ---
    Num, num...
[05:06] Yusha
    I can't sleep any more.
[05:09] Seira
    What an odd thing to mutter in your sleep.
SIGN    Seira (Ellenoar Seiran) Class: Priest
[05:13] Seira
    Jeez! Do you want to be late
    right after starting school?
[05:18] Yusha
    Let me sleep just five more years...
[05:21] Seira
    Five years?!
[05:21] Seira
    I thought you couldn't sleep any more!
[05:27] Yusha
    Morning, Seira-chan.
[05:29] Seira
    I'm going to go wake Fai and Mei.
[05:31] ---
    You get changed and wash your face.
[05:33] Seira
    Got it?
[05:34] Yusha
    Yes.
SIGN    Yusha (Yulia Chardiet) Class: ?
[05:46] Yusha
    Yeah, morning, Chibi-chan!
SIGN    Fai (Fai Fai) Class: Warrior
[06:09] Fai
    Sorry, Sei-chan!
[06:11] Fai
    I'm always starving when I first wake up.
[06:14] Yusha
    Huh?
[06:17] Yusha
    The tips of your ears look kind of red.
[06:21] Seira
    I-It's nothing!
[06:26] Yusha
    Your face is red, too.
SIGN    Mei (Mather Enderstto) Class: Mage
[06:28] Mei
    Did it taste good, Fai-san?
[06:32] Fai
    Well...
[06:36] (Flashback) Seira
    Wake up already, Fai!
[06:41] Fai
    It was soft and spongy!
[06:47] Fai
    Did Sei-chan wake you up too, Mei-chan?
[06:52] Mei
    I didn't sleep in the first place.
[06:54] Yusha
    Huh? Why?
[06:56] Seira
    Mei was up all night studying Cartado.
[07:00] Fai
    Cartado?
[07:01] Mei
    Cartado is truly the epitome
    of the world's mysteries
[07:05] ---
    and without a doubt the culmination
    of mankind's wisdom.
[07:07] ---
    Though the power within
    each card is limited,
[07:11] ---
    by combining cards,
    you can call forth effects
[07:14] ---
    that surpass the imagination
    and lead to infinite possibilities.
[07:17] ---
    For example, the combination
    I created last night
[07:19] Seira
    Okay, okay. Let's get moving.
[07:19] ---
    is capable of sealing a dragon
     before wounding it!
[07:22] Yusha
    You're always looking out
     for us in the end, Seira-chan.
[07:26] Fai
    You're like our mom!
[07:28] Seira
    I'm not that old yet!
SIGN    Adventurer School
[07:39] Teacher
    Uh, I have an important
    announcement to make.
[07:45] Teacher
    I'm going to live in the countryside
    with my grandchild's family,
[07:49] ---
    so today is my last day teaching here.
[07:51] Students
    That's too sudden!
[07:53] Teacher
    Well, your new teacher's already
    been chosen, so don't worry.
[07:58] Teacher
    Farewell!
[08:00] Teacher
    Teleport!
[08:06] Student
    Wha...
[08:08] Mei
    He's honed his use of Cartado.
    What an impressive teacher.
[08:12] Seira
    He's not our teacher anymore, though.
[08:15] Yusha
    I wonder what our new teacher will be like!
[08:28] Mao
    I...
[08:29] Mao
    am...
[08:31] Mao
    your...
[08:32] Mao
    new...
[08:34] Mao
    teach—
[08:37] Mao
    Argh, you're in the way!
[08:39] Mao
    Starting today, I'm your
    new teacher, the Dem—
[08:42] Mao
    Mao!
[08:43] Mao
    I'm going to whip you all into shape,
     so prepare yourselves!
[08:46] Students
    So cute!
[08:48] Fai
    Mao-chan-sensei, huh? How cute!
[08:52] Seira
    I don't think you should address
    a teacher with "-chan."
[08:55] Seira
    She is cute, though.
[08:57] Mei
    I know!
[08:59] Students
    Cute!
[09:07] Mao
    Behind me?!
[09:08] Yusha
    So cute!
[09:11] Yusha
    Cute, cute, cute!
[09:13] Seira
    What are you doing to the teacher, Yusha?!
[09:16] Mao
    The Hero?!
[09:16] Yusha
    But she's so cute!
[09:22] Mao
    Yulia Chardiet...
[09:25] Yusha
    Yeah! You can call me Yusha, Mao-chan!
[09:33] Mao
    Here on Naral Island, anything
    is possible. It's a magical island.
[09:37] Mao
    Because of that, there's plenty
    of unexpected trouble, as well.
[09:41] Mao
    Normally, the Royal Military
    would handle problems,
SIGN    Lapanesta Kingdom, Lapanesta Castle
[09:45] ---
    but the truth is that they
    can't keep up with them.
[09:48] Mao
    So that's why the land needs adventurers.
    Jacks of all trades, basically.
[09:54] Students
    That was blunt.
[09:55] Mao
    This adventurer school exists
    to raise your skills.
[10:00] Mao
    But it's important for adventurers to learn
    skills appropriate to their Classes.
[10:06] Mao
    Now, you four!
[10:08] Mao
    What are your Classes?
[10:11] All
    Yes, ma'am!
[10:13] Seira
    The Seiran family is a line of Priests,
     and I, too, am a healing Priest.
[10:20] Fai
    I'm a Warrior! I hit things a lot!
[10:23] Mei
    I'd like to try being someone who
    sexes baby birds, just once...
[10:27] Seira
    She's a Mage!
[10:29] Yusha
    I'm...
[10:31] Yusha
    I'm a Hero, of course!
[10:35] Student
    A Hero?
[10:36] Student
    Did she say a Hero?
[10:38] Yusha
    Hmm? Did I say something strange?
[10:41] Mao
    Don't you understand?
[10:43] Mao
    A Hero exists only when there's a Demon Lord.
[10:45] Mao
    There are plenty of monsters on the island,
    but there's no Demon Lord in this day and age.
[10:50] Mao
    Therefore, you are currently Classless!
[10:56] Yusha
    Classless?!
SIGN    Yusha (Yulia Chardiet) Class:?
SIGN    Yusha (Yulia Chardiet) Class: Classless
[11:02] Yusha
    So the first thing I need to do is find
    a Demon Lord living in this age, right?
[11:07] Yusha
    Then I can become a Hero, right?
[11:16] Mao
    This may be abrupt, but tomorrow,
[11:18] Mao
    our adventuring class will
    be held in the nearby ruins!
[11:21] All
    What?!
[11:25] Yusha
    ENDRO!
SIGN    Nearby Ruins
[11:34] Yusha
    I can't wait! It's our
    first practical adventure!
[11:37] Fai
    I know!
[11:39] Seira
    Hey, you two, settle down.
[11:41] Mao
    Now, it's time to begin
     your practical adventure!
[11:45] All
    Yes, ma'am!
[11:46] Mao
    Worry not.
[11:47] Mao
    It's just a simple task of going in and getting
[11:49] ---
    the items I've already placed
     deep within the ruins.
[11:53] Fai
    Nice! So this'll be easy!
[11:55] Mao
    By the way, those who fail this
    practical class will be expelled!
[12:01] All
    What?!
[12:03] Seira
    E-Expelled?!
[12:05] Mao
    These ruins contain only the weakest
    monsters, and there are no lethal traps.
[12:10] Mao
    If you can't clear these ruins, then frankly,
    you're not fit to be an adventurer.
[12:15] Mao
    Now, first party, get going.
[12:17] Warrior
    Y-Yeah!
[12:19] Fairy
    Here we go!
[12:25] Warrior
    That was easy.
[12:26] Fairy
    The traps weren't that bad, either.
[12:32] Dancer
    No sweat at all.
[12:35] Troubadour
    Piece of cake.
[12:38] Seira
    It seems like it really is an easy task.
[12:40] Mao
    Go on. You're the final party.
[12:43] All
    Okay!
[12:45] Mao
    By the way, why did the
    four of you become a party?
[12:49] Yusha
    Because our seats were close in class?
[12:52] Fai
    Because we shared a table in the cafeteria?
[12:54] Seira
    Because our dorm rooms
    are next to each other?
[12:57] Mei
    No, it was destiny!
[13:00] Mei
    Because we faced the super inhumane
    spell developed by the Demon Lord—
[13:04] Mei
    "Okay, form a group of four!"—
[13:07] Mei
    head-on, and we beat it by
    coming together as a party!
[13:11] Mao
    I don't recall ever developing that.
[13:13] Yusha
    Huh? Did you say something?
[13:15] Mao
    You just imagined it.
[13:17] Mao
    More importantly, you should get going.
[13:19] Sei
    Right.
[13:21] Sei
    Okay, everyone...
[13:22] Yusha
    Let's go, everyone!
[13:23] Yusha
    This is our first step
    toward becoming Heroes!
[13:26] Both
    Yeah!
[13:27] Seira
    The way you naturally steal the spotlight
    definitely shows your knack as a Hero.
[13:33] Mao
    Are you really hoping to become a Hero?
[13:37] Yusha
    Yeah!
[13:40] Mao
    I see.
[13:43] Mao
    In that case, your destiny
    ends here, Yulia Chardiet!
[13:46] Mao
    I, the Demon Lord, will not allow
    you to become a Hero again!
[13:55] Warrior
    I thought I heard Mao-sensei start
    cackling, but she's just coughing!
[13:58] Warrior
    That's so cute of her, too!
[14:02] Mao
    That final battle with the Hero's party...
[14:05] Mao
    That was both the end of everything
    and a new beginning.
[14:10] Mao
    I am the Demon Lord.
[14:12] Mao
    The Demon Lord who once
    tried to rule the world
[14:15] ---
    and fought the party of heroes
    led by the Hero, Yulia Chardiet.
[14:20] Mao
    During that battle,
    the Hero used forbidden magic.
[14:24] Mao
    And it was a huge failure!
[14:26] Mao
    The spell went berserk,
    and I was caught up in it.
[14:29] Mao
    I thought I was a goner!
[14:31] Mao
    But that didn't happen.
[14:38] Mao
    The rampaging spell
    actually turned back time!
[14:42] Mao
    This world I'm in now is...
[14:45] Mao
    yes, the time before the hero became a Hero!
[14:50] Mao
    Fortunately, I've still retained
    my memories from before.
[14:55] Mao
    Now I've managed to slip into this
    adventurer school as a teacher,
[14:58] Mao
    and I'm determined to stop
    the hero from becoming a Hero!
[15:05] Mao
    Heroes...
[15:07] Mao
    You're destined for expulsion!
[15:10] Mao
    I won't take your lives.
[15:12] Mao
    You can enjoy living in shame!
[15:26] Yusha
    Let's go, everyone!
[15:34] ---
    Hah!
[15:35] ---
    Bam!
[15:36] ---
    Yep.
[15:38] ---
    Heave-ho!
[15:39] Seira
    Why are you using a club?!
[15:42] Yusha
    Because I'm Classless.
[15:44] Seira
    Oh, sorry.
[15:46] Yusha
    I'll do my best, though!
[15:48] Yusha
    Off to adventure!
[15:59] Seira
    Why the sudden stop?
[16:00] Yusha
    The path diverges.
[16:02] Mei
    An arrow.
[16:04] Fai
    How kind!
[16:06] Yusha
    It's just like Mao-chan said!
[16:08] Yusha
    This way, this way!
[16:11] Seira
    Is it really all right?
[16:13] Yusha
    Seira-chan, hurry up!
[16:15] Seira
    Coming!
[16:50] Seira
    Wh-Wh-What is this?!
[16:53] Mei
    Man, we've been trapped good.
[16:56] Fai
    They sure got us.
[16:58] Yusha
    There's more to ancient ruins than I expected.
[17:00] Seira
    No, we clearly left the ruins a while ago!
[17:06] Seira
    We're going to be expelled from adventurer
    school for failing the first practical!
[17:11] Seira
    What am I supposed to tell my family?!
[17:13] Yusha
    Seira-chan, don't cry!
[17:16] Fai
    Tears are nutrition for the heart.
    They'll make Sei-chan stronger!
[17:17] Seira
    Grandma!
[17:21] Mei
    We should at least do what we can to
    make sure those tears aren't wasted.
[17:25] Mei
    Cartado of fortune telling,
[17:27] Mei
    may your revelations guide us!
[17:31] Mei
    Fortune!
[17:33] Mei
    Seira-san, I know what we need to do.
[17:38] Seira
    Really?
[17:39] Mei
    Yes.
[17:40] Mei
    It's going to rain tomorrow,
    so we must not forget our umbrellas.
[17:44] Seira
    That's a weather report!
[17:47] Seira
    Oh, darn it! We're all going to be expelled!
[17:51] Yusha
    Oh, come on. Everything
    will be fine, Seira-chan.
[17:57] Seira
    How can you say that?
SIGN    Hero
[18:01] Yusha
    My Hero's intuition!
[18:02] Seira
    Yusha, aren't you... Classless?
[18:06] Yusha
    But I do have a Hero's intuition!
[18:11] Yusha
    See? This spot looks suspicious!
[18:19] Yusha
    See?
[18:20] Seira
    Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!
[18:30] Seira
    I've had enough...
[18:36] Fai
    What's the matter, Yu-chan?
[18:41] Yusha
    I thought I just heard someone calling me.
[18:51] Seira
    It looks like a sword.
[18:54] Yusha
    Are you the one that called to me?
[19:00] Seira
    This is that thing that
    happens often, isn't it?
[19:03] Seira
    Where the one to draw the
    sword becomes the Hero...
[19:05] Mei
    That's written right here.
[19:08] Seira
    B-But this might be some kind of trap.
[19:14] Yusha
    I drew it!
[19:15] Seira
    Don't draw it!
[19:17] Seira
    What are you going to do if it's cursed?!
[19:19] Yusha
    It's much lighter than a club!
[19:21] Seira
    Listen!
[19:23] Seira
    Just get down from there right now!
[19:24] Mei
    "The one who draws the Hero's sword
     shall be faced with trials," it says.
[19:25] Yusha
    It's such an amazing sword!
[19:28] Fai
    You did it, Yu-chan!
[19:28] Mei
    Which means...
[19:30] Mei
    The first trial's starting now.
[19:33] Seira
    Wh-What?!
[19:41] Seira
    A golem?!
[19:42] Seira
    Everyone, get back!
[19:50] Seira
    Yusha!
[19:52] Fai
    Yu-chan!
[19:52] Mei
    Yusha-san!
[20:02] Yusha
    What? This is incredible!
[20:08] Seira
    Fai, you're up!
[20:09] Fai
    Leave it to me!
[20:13] Seira
    Grant this one great strength: Power!
[20:20] Fai
    Kerpunch!
[20:27] Mei
    Stone Bind!
[20:34] Seira
    Yusha!
[20:34] Fai
    Yu-chan!
[20:34] Mei
    Yusha-san!
[20:35] Yusha
    Yeah! I'll finish it off!
[20:42] All
    We did it!
[20:56] Mao
    They're not coming back.
[20:58] Mao
    This means expulsion.
[21:00] Student
    Seriously?
[21:01] Martial Artist
    They're really being expelled?
[21:01] Warrior
    What could've happened?
[21:03] Mao
    Now there won't be a Hero.
[21:05] Mao
    I'll be able to fulfill my ambition!
[21:09] Mao
    What?! That light...
[21:26] Mei
    I thought I was done for.
[21:28] Seira
    You went way overboard, Yusha.
[21:30] Yusha
    I'm sorry!
[21:35] Yusha
    Oh, Mao-chan!
[21:38] Yusha
    We didn't find your clear item, but...
[21:42] ---
    Ta-da!
[21:44] Yusha
    Instead, we found the Hero's sword!
[21:47] Students
    The Hero's sword?
[21:49] Warrior
    The real one?
[21:50] Warrior
    What's going on?
[21:51] Mao
    N-No way...
[21:55] Yusha
    I managed to become a Hero!
SIGN    Yusha (Yulia Chardiet) Class: Classless
SIGN    Yusha (Yulia Chardiet) Class: Hero
SIGN    Roll 1
    It's Still Too Soon for the End Roll!
SIGN    Demon Lord, Vanish into the Sunset!
SIGN    "Demon Lord, Vanish into the Sunset!"

E2 - Demon Lord, Vanish Into the Sunset!
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[00:02] Yusha
    Do I really have to say it?
[00:07] Yusha
    When you come out and ask
    me what I like about him...
[00:11] Yusha
    It's kind of embarrassing.
[00:13] Seira
    Give it up. We all promised to share
     with each other, right?
[00:17] Mei
    It was a pajama party promise.
[00:20] Fai
    I have a feeling this'll be exciting!
[00:23] Yusha
    We all have to go in order, then, okay?
[00:25] Yusha
    Ahem.
[00:26] Yusha
    Well, he's lived close to me
     ever since I was little,
[00:32] Yusha
    and he's always poked and prodded at me.
[00:35] Yusha
    But it reminds me of a cat wanting to play.
[00:39] Yusha
    It's really cute.
[00:42] Fai
    Well, I like that he's huge!
[00:45] Fai
    I'll never forget the strong,
    ripped body he had when we first met!
[00:51] Fai
    I love it!
[00:52] Seira
    How bold.
[00:54] Seira
    But I couldn't take my eyes off him.
[00:59] Seira
    The contrast of his kind,
    gentle, enlightened eyes
[01:03] Seira
    and his wild strength is just wonderful.
[01:06] Mei
    Everyone has her own preferences, huh?
[01:09] Mei
    By the way, I love how mysterious he is.
[01:13] Yusha
    They're just so wonderful, aren't they?
[01:18] Yusha
    Pomurun!
SIGN    Moomf
[01:19] Fai
    Dragons!
[01:20] Seira
    Horned gorillas!
[01:22] Mei
    Wacky seaweed!
[01:25] Mei
    Yusha-san...
[01:26] Mei
    Since pomurun are the weakest of monsters,
    you might not have realized it,
[01:30] Mei
    but you were just being attacked by it.
[01:33] Yusha
    Huh?!
[01:33] Yusha
    You mean it wasn't inviting me to play?
[01:36] Fai
    Sei-chan, you like horned gorillas?
[01:39] Fai
    Even I couldn't eat the sages of the forest.
[01:43] Seira
    I didn't mean it in that way!
[01:45] Seira
    Wait, you mean you would eat a dragon?!
[01:48] Seira
    Also, Mei! What is a wacky seaweed?!
[01:51] Mei
    It's a local monster from my hometown
    that dances every night
[01:55] Mei
    while praying for good harvests.
[01:59] Mei
    What's that all about, anyway?
[02:01] Seira
    Don't ask me.
[02:03] Fai
    So, that now we're done discussing our
    favorite monsters, what's our next fun topic?
[02:09] Yusha
    How about... "I hate it when the
    Demon Lord's four generals are like this!"
[02:13] All
    Oh!
[02:14] Mei
    Nice choice, Yusha-san.
[02:16] Seira
    That's a good one!
[02:17] Fai
    Okay, I'll go first!
SIGN    Endro!
[03:49] Yusha
    I'm Yulia Chardiet!
[03:52] Yusha
    Everyone calls me Yusha!
[03:54] Yusha
    I'm studying at an adventurer
    school to become a Hero!
[03:57] Yusha
    My friends Seira-chan, Fai-chan, and Mei-chan
    went through a practical lesson with me,
[04:02] Yusha
    and somehow we discovered the Hero's sword!
[04:06] Yusha
    Then, after I drew the Hero's sword...
SIGN    Adventurer School
[04:11] Yusha
    I really became a Hero.
[04:14] Yusha
    Yusha the Hero!
[04:15] Yusha
    Just kidding.
[04:26] Mei
    The Hero now sleeps.
[04:28] Fai
    That was a play on Yu-chan sleeping here
    and the death of a Hero, wasn't it, Mei-chan?
[04:34] Seira
    You actually say some smart
    things now and then, Fai.
[04:39] Yusha
    This girl is Mao-chan.
[04:41] Yusha
    She's tiny, but she's the teacher in charge
    of our class at the adventurer school.
[04:46] Mao
    Would you just wake up already?
[04:49] Yusha
    Wha... Wh-What?!
[04:51] Mao
    Sheesh. What a skilled sleep-talker you are.
[04:54] Seira
    I'm sorry.
[04:56] Seira
    We were all up a little late last night.
[04:59] Mei
    It was a pajama party,
[05:01] Mei
    fit for a party of adventurers! Get it?!
[05:05] Mao
    I see. I see.
[05:07] Mao
    Glad to hear you're having fun.
[05:08] Fai
    Yeah, we had a whole lot of fun!
[05:11] Fai
    The funnest was the topic of
[05:13] Fai
    "How would you handle a Demon Lord
     if they surrendered?"
[05:17] Mei
    Yusha-san's answer was the best!
[05:20] Mao
    Wait!
[05:21] Mao
    I'm bit curious about that topic.
[05:25] Mao
    Ahem!
[05:25] Mao
    Y-You, Class President.
[05:27] Seira
    Um, what do mean by "Class President"?
[05:30] Mao
    Well, you have the look of a class president.
[05:33] Seira
    The look?
[05:35] Mao
    Besides, you elves take the stance of,
[05:37] Mao
    "You vulgar, inferior races shall obey
     our beautiful and noble kind!"
[05:41] Mao
    Don't you?
[05:43] Seira
    Please refrain from saying things
    that misrepresent whole races!
[05:47] Fai
    Mao-chan-sensei, you're amazing!
[05:49] Mei
    You really look the part when
    you condescend like that!
[05:53] Mao
    We're picking up from where
    we were interrupted.
[05:55] Mao
    Now, Class President,
[05:57] Mao
    explain the Demon Lord and the Hero.
[05:59] Seira
    All right.
[06:02] Seira
    Several millennia ago, a living
    calamity appeared on Naral Island.
[06:08] Seira
    This calamity was the first Demon Lord
     ever recorded in history.
[06:13] Seira
    At the same time, one capable
    of opposing the Demon Lord,
[06:15] Seira
    the first Hero, was also born.
[06:17] Seira
    After a fierce battle between the two,
    the Hero defeated the Demon Lord.
[06:22] Seira
    However, after some time had passed,
[06:24] Seira
    a Demon Lord appeared once again.
[06:26] Seira
    But a new Hero appeared
    elsewhere, as well,
[06:30] Seira
    and challenged the Demon Lord to battle.
[06:33] Seira
    Once again, the Demon Lord was defeated.
[06:36] Seira
    That cycle has continued to repeat,
[06:39] Seira
    and before we knew it,
     we'd come to our 999th Hero.
[06:44] Seira
    Was that good?
[06:46] Mao
    Yes, that was good.
[06:49] Mao
    You little...
[06:55] Mao
    Classroom learning is important,
[06:56] Mao
    but what you adventurers
    really need is strength.
[06:59] Mao
    Come on, get it together!
[07:01] Warrior
    Damn! She's quick!
[07:03] Warrior
    My attacks aren't connecting!
[07:05] Mao
    Draptors are monsters known for their agility.
[07:08] Mao
    You'll never hit one just by swinging wild—
[07:13] Fai
    I'll end you!
[07:15] Fai
    See-Lots-Of-Punches Punch!
[07:20] Mao
    She's good!
[07:23] Mao
    The force of Cartado users is dependent
    on their magic power and skill.
[07:27] Mao
    Even low-ranked cards can match up to
    high-ranked cards depending on how you use—
[07:35] Mao
    Yes, by combining low-level Cartado like this,
[07:39] Mao
    you can multiply their force
    and use them effectively.
[07:43] Mei
    I'm sorry, everyone.
[07:45] Mei
    When it comes to Cartado,
     I get so excited, it's obvious to anyone.
[07:50] Mao
    How so?!
[07:52] Mao
    A treasure chest is an
    adventurer's greatest reward.
[07:55] Mao
    But this means they come with lots of traps,
    so it can cost your life if you're not careful.
[08:00] Warrior
    It bit me!
[08:04] Yusha
    Yay, a treasure chest!
[08:07] Mao
    She's...
[08:08] Yusha
    One here, too, and one here!
[08:11] Yusha
    So many of them!
[08:12] Mao
    She's easily surpassing the
    1% chance of avoiding a trap?!
[08:20] Yusha
    Mao-chan!
[08:20] Seira
    Sensei!
[08:20] Fai
    Mao-chan-sensei!
[08:22] Mei
    Mao-sensei!
[08:23] All four
    Goodbye!
[08:26] Mao
    Be careful on your way home.
[08:28] All
    Okay!
[08:30] Mao
    Sheesh, what energetic girls.
[08:33] Warrior
    Mao-sensei.
[08:35] Warrior
    How about a drink on the way home?
[08:38] Mao
    Oh? That sounds nice.
[08:43] Warrior
    You've really captured the hearts of
    your students, haven't you, Mao-sensei?
[08:48] Mao
    No, no, I'm still very new at this.
[08:53] Warrior
    You're just being modest.
[08:55] Warrior
    By the way, are there any promising
    individuals this time around?
[09:00] Warrior
    You're too cute. I may hug you?
[09:03] Mao
    You're getting your pretense
     and true desires backwards, lush.
[09:07] Mao
    Hmm... Promising students, huh?
[09:11] Mao
    The head of the class, Ellenoar Seiran,
     has great knowledge.
[09:16] Mao
    There's also Fai Fai,
     who's gifted with combat strength,
[09:18] Mao
    and Mather Enderstto, who's blessed
    with a talent for Cartado.
[09:22] Mao
    Then there's Yulia Chardiet's
    luck and unpredictability.
[09:26] Mao
    All of them will eventually
    become respectable adventurers.
[09:30] Warrior
    That's impressive.
[09:31] Warrior
    Maybe they'll even be able
    to defeat the Demon Lord.
[09:34] Mao
    True, those four could potentially do it.
[09:43] Mao
    Wait, why?!
[09:46] Mao
    Why am I getting so serious
    about teaching their class?!
[09:49] Mao
    I'm the Demon Lord, damn it!
[09:52] Warrior
    It's too soon for a minor like you
    to enjoy this Choice Demon Lord.
SIGN    Choice Demon Lord 
    This legendary liquor is brewed in the far west.
    It takes its name from the demon who seduced
     an angel and brought liquor to the demon realm.
[09:58] Warrior
    Here, have a refill of orange juice.
[10:02] Mao
    Scheming against me?
     I'm impressed, Hero's party.
[10:06] Mao
    In that case, I'll crush you all for real!
[10:11] Class
    A quest?!
[10:13] Mao
    Yes.
[10:14] Mao
    A true adventurer accepts various quests
    and earns both honor and rewards.
[10:19] Mao
    As part of your studies,
     you all will accept a quest, as well.
[10:23] Yusha
    A quest!
[10:25] Yusha
    It's as if we're real adventurers!
[10:27] Seira
    No, we are real adventurers.
[10:30] Seira
    I'm interested in this too, though.
[10:32] Fai
    Oh! I want something delicious as my reward!
[10:35] Mei
    I'm going to request something
    related to Cartado.
[10:38] Mei
    Request! Quest! Get it?!
[10:40] Mao
    Now, you'll need to combine your strengths
    as a party in order to clear any quest.
[10:46] Mao
    It's imperative that each party has a
    leader who can coordinate their strengths.
[10:50] Mao
    So I'll be having you all choose
    an official party leader.
[10:54] Yusha
    Me! I'll do my best as both Hero and leader!
[10:58] Seira
    I'll take responsibility for
    keeping these girls together.
[11:01] Fai
    Yeah, leave it to me, the King of the Forest!
[11:04] Mei
    My Cartado shall guide all that we do.
[11:09] All
    Huh?
[11:15] Seira & Screen
    ENDRO!
[11:19] Yusha
    That surprised me.
[11:22] All
    I thought I was our leader.
[11:27] Seira
    Well, what do we do?
[11:29] Yusha
    Frankly...
[11:31] Seira
    Since I thought I was our
    leader up until now...
[11:34] Fai
    Saying I'll be the leader now...
[11:36] Mei
    ...is super difficult.
[11:41] Seira
    I suppose our Hero should be
    the leader, shouldn't she?
[11:44] Yusha
    Huh? Me?!
[11:45] Mei
    But your motherly nature makes
    you fit to be a leader, Seira-san.
[11:50] Seira
    Who're you calling a mother?!
[11:51] Fai
    No, be confident in yourself!
[11:53] Fai
    You're a great mother to us all, Sei-chan!
[11:56] Fai
    Though your breasts are small.
[11:58] Fai
    Though your breasts are small!
[12:00] Seira
    Why did you say that twice?!
[12:02] Seira
    Hey, why did you say that twice?!
[12:05] ---
    Stare...
[12:09] Yusha
    Wait, I know!
[12:11] Yusha
    Why don't we just make Chibi-chan our leader?
[12:14] Yusha
    She's cute!
[12:15] Seira
    What are you even saying?
[12:17] Mei
    I see. She has a point.
[12:20] Seira
    Huh?
[12:20] Fai
    Cute does win, after all.
[12:23] Seira
    Huh?!
[12:24] Seira
    Uh, can we at least choose a
    bipedal race to be our leader?
[12:29] ---
    D'oh!
[12:31] Seira
    Huh? Yusha?!
[12:32] Seira
    D-Did what I said upset you that much?!
[12:36] Mei
    Seira-san, look.
[12:38] Seira
    Huh? Wh-What?
[12:42] Seira
    Chibi, are you trying to stand on two legs?
[12:47] Yusha
    Chibi-chan, you can do it.
[12:51] Yusha
    Do your best.
[12:53] Fair
    Just a little more! Just a little more!
[12:57] Mei
    Oh, I can't watch!
[13:00] Seira
    You can't look away. We must
    witness every moment of this!
[13:06] Mei
    You're right.
[13:08] Mei
    Stand.
[13:09] Fai
    Stand.
[13:11] Seira
    Stand!
[13:12] Yusha
    Stand, Chibi-chan!
[13:20] All
    She did it!
[13:26] Mao
    So, after making such a fuss at night,
[13:28] Mao
    you spent all night on your knees
    getting lectured by the dorm mother.
[13:34] Yusha
    But thanks to that, we've chosen our leader.
[13:37] Yusha
    See? This is our leader, Chibi-chan!
[13:42] Mao
    No, that doesn't work.
[13:44] ---
    D'oh!
[13:46] Mao
    Don't look at me as though
     I said something surprising.
[13:51] Mao
    You put me on the spot.
[13:54] Mao
    Anyway, you need to choose your leader soon.
[13:56] Mao
    Got it?
[13:59] Fair
    I thought she was the perfect one for the job.
[14:02] Mei
    I don't understand it.
[14:03] Seira
    No, we all got caught up in the flow,
[14:06] Seira
    but it really isn't right
    to make her our leader.
[14:10] Yusha
    Oh! Then...
[14:12] Yusha
    Why don't we take turns being leader?
[14:14] Mei
    I get it. We'll test to see
     who's the best at leading us all.
[14:19] Fai
    Sounds fun! I'm in!
[14:21] Seira
    That might be the fastest solution.
[14:23] Yusha
    Then that's settled!
[14:26] Mao
    I know this well from past experience.
[14:29] Mao
    Fundamentally, you all are too free-spirited!
[14:34] Mao
    If you try to force a group together,
[14:36] Mao
    you'll only splinter it and
    cause your party to disband!
[14:39] Mao
    That is when I will once again
    rise as the Demon Lord!
[14:48] Warrior
    There goes Mao-sensei
    laughing into a cough again!
SIGN    Leader Test Run 
    Yusha
[14:58] Yusha
    Searching for items is the most basic
     of basics for an adventurer!
[15:02] Woman
    Wh-Who might you be?
[15:04] Yusha
    The Hero!
[15:05] Yusha
    Everyone, let's go!
[15:06] Yusha
    I bet there are items in this house!
[15:10] All
    Yeah...
[15:11] Yusha
    I found medicinal herbs!
[15:13] Yusha
    Oh, a secret stash!
[15:15] Yusha
    Bone-in meat!
[15:17] Yusha
    I found risqué underwear!
[15:20] Yusha
    Sorry for the intrusion!
SIGN    Yulia Chardiet 
    Fail
SIGN    Leader Test Run 
    Seira
[15:27] Seira
    Now that I'm our leader,
[15:29] Seira
    you're all going to live orderly lives.
[15:32] Seira
    Instead of just relying on the dorm mother,
[15:34] Seira
    we'll do the things we can for ourselves.
[15:37] Seira
    Got it?
[15:38] All
    Yes!
[15:40] Seira
    All right, the first thing
    we'll do is make breakfast.
[15:44] Seira
    Ow!
[15:48] Seira
    N-Next, we clean! We'll start with...
[15:51] Yusha
    We start with the leader's room, right?
[15:53] Seira
    Hey! Wait!
[15:56] Seira
    L-Listen... When you're
    researching lots of different things,
[16:00] Seira
    this just naturally....
[16:05] Seira
    Um... As our leader, I should help...
[16:09] All three
    Have a seat, leader.
[16:11] Seira
    Okay.
SIGN    Ellenoar Seiran 
    Fail by Lack of Femininity
SIGN    Leader Test Run 
    Fai
[16:15] Fai
    A leader needs to be strong, of course!
[16:18] Fai
    So...
[16:19] Fai
    Here!
[16:21] Seira
    Wait, what does eating a lot
    have to do with strength?
[16:25] Fai
    It's a leader's job to bring
    everyone together, right?
[16:29] Fai
    But human relationships are tough,
[16:32] Fai
    so you need a strong stomach to handle it.
[16:34] Mei
    The fact that you're surprisingly
    dead-on has left me speechless.
[16:38] Seira
    Seriously. She has common
    sense for the oddest things.
[16:41] Yusha
    Well, time to dig in!
[16:44] Fai
    All right! This is how a leader eats!
[16:51] Fai
    More!
SIGN    Fai Fai 
    Fail for Eating All of Their Food
SIGN    Leader Test Run
    Mei
[16:55] Mei
    As our leader, I want to strengthen
     our combat potential.
[16:59] Mei
    So to that end...
[17:01] Mei
    We're all getting brand new Cartado
[17:03] Mei
    that are limited to one-per-person
    and hitting shelves tomorrow!
[17:06] Mei
    So we're lining up here until morning!
SIGN    Mather Enderstto 
    Fail - All-Nighters Prohibited
[17:23] Warrior
    Oh? Not enough sleep, Mao-sensei?
[17:27] Warrior
    Your sleepy face is adorable.
    May I rub my cheeks against yours?
[17:30] Mao
    You got it backwards again!
[17:31] Mao
    Well, I'm struggling to keep up
    with following up on my students.
[17:35] Yusha
    Mao-chan!
[17:35] Seira
    Sensei.
[17:35] Fai
    Mao-chan-sensei!
[17:35] Mei
    Mao-sensei.
[17:37] Mao
    What's the fuss about?
[17:39] Seira
    We're sorry we caused trouble for you, Sensei.
[17:41] Fai
    We've all reflected long
    and hard since then,
[17:44] Fai
    and we talked it over together.
[17:46] Mei
    And we've come to a conclusion.
[17:48] Yusha
    We don't think any of us
    is fit to be the leader.
[17:52] Mao
    Oh, you've realized that?
[17:55] Mao
    Well, there's more to life
    than being an adventurer.
[17:58] Mao
    There are plenty of other
    ways to make a living.
[18:01] Yusha
    So we've taken a chance
    and made our decision.
[18:04] Mao
    You're disbanding your party?!
[18:06] Yusha
    We should just all be the leader!
[18:10] Mao
    Wait.
[18:11] Mao
    I really don't understand this.
[18:14] Mei
    If one leader can't bring
    our party together,
[18:17] Mei
    then all four of us will do it.
[18:19] Fai
    Four times more, just like that!
[18:20] Fai
    Brute force in numbers is always stronger!
[18:23] Mao
    Uh, that's something the Demon Lord
     should be saying, not the Hero's party.
[18:27] Yusha
    You said it yourself, Mao-chan.
[18:29] Yusha
    We need to combine our strengths
     as a party in order to clear any quest.
[18:33] Yusha
    So there you have it.
[18:35] Yusha
    I'm the Hero leader!
[18:38] Seira
    I-I'm the beautiful leader.
[18:42] Fai
    I'm the wild leader!
[18:46] Mei
    I'm the dark leader!
[18:48] Yusha
    With four leaders together,
    our Hero's party is born!
[18:55] Mei
    That was a special effects Cartado!
[18:58] Mao
    H-H-H-How is that possible?!
[19:03] Mao
    I already knew this, didn't I?
[19:06] Mao
    The free spirits of these girls are
    uncontrollable to the very end.
[19:14] (Flashback) Demon Lord
    I applaud you for reaching me, Heroes.
[19:18] (Flashback) Demon Lord
    Out of respect for your bravery,
    I shall personally—
[19:21] (Flashback) Seira
    Hey, Yusha!
[19:23] (Flashback) Seira
    Why are you leaping straight
    into the Demon Lord's room?!
[19:25] (Flashback) Seira
    We promised to ready ourselves, join hands,
     and enter after counting to three!
[19:30] (Flashback) Fai
    It's so big and roomy!
[19:32] (Flashback) Fai
    Ow!
[19:35] (Flashback) Fai
    Sorry. I broke a pillar.
[19:37] (Flashback) Mei
    Oh! I knew it!
[19:39] (Flashback) Mei
    There's a hidden door behind the throne!
[19:41] (Flashback) Demon Lord
    Why are you all here?!
[19:45] (Flashback) Seira
    Save it for later!
[19:46] (Flashback) Seira
    You've been dragging us around
    relentlessly ever since adventurer school!
[19:52] (Flashback) Yusha
    I love the fact that you always
    come along anyway, Seira-chan.
[19:55] (Flashback) Seira
    Wha...
[19:57] (Flashback) Seira
    Where's this coming from?
[19:59] (Flashback) Mei
    I found a notebook full of poems
    in the room behind the hidden door.
[20:03] (Flashback) Fai
    There was a mountain of snacks, too.
[20:06] (Flashback) Demon Lord
    Would you cut it out already?!
[20:14] (Flashback) Demon Lord
    Enough!
[20:15] (Flashback) Demon Lord
    This room shall be your grave,
[20:17] (Flashback) Demon Lord
    and this world shall be mine!
[20:20] (Flashback) Yusha
    In that case,
[20:21] (Flashback) Yusha
    we'll use the forbidden magic
    that the sage of light taught us!
[20:25] (Flashback) Seira
    Right away?! Isn't that being too
    loose with forbidden magic?!
[20:28] (Flashback) Fai
    Striking with maximum strength
     on your first move isn't a bad play.
[20:31] (Flashback) Fai
    If you defeat them, great.
[20:32] (Flashback) Fai
    If you don't, you can still assess their level.
[20:35] (Flashback) Mei
    You're so hardcore, Fai-san.
[20:38] (Flashback) Yusha
    Everyone, let's go!
[20:42] (Flashback) Demon Lord
    This power is...
[20:44] (Flashback) Yusha
    O Holy Spirits filling the border
     between Heaven and Earth,
[20:47] (Flashback) Yusha
    though we young—
[20:48] (Flashback) Yusha
    Oh, sorry. I fumbled the incantation.
[20:52] (Flashback) Demon Lord
    Hey!
[20:56] (Flashback) ---
    Huh?
[21:02] (Flashback) Demon Lord
    What's going on here?!
[21:09] (Flashback) Mao
    Huh?
[21:10] Mao
    That was where it all started.
[21:13] Yusha
    Later, Mao-chan!
[21:14] Mao
    The Heroes' stupid mistake
    sent us back in time.
[21:14] Seira
    Pardon us.
[21:15] Fai
    Later, Mao-chan-sensei.
[21:17] Mei
    See you tomorrow.
[21:20] Warrior
    What's the matter, Mao-sensei?
[21:22] Mao
    If they appear before me in that same
    state again once I'm the Demon Lord,
[21:27] Mao
    will history repeat itself?
[21:30] Mao
    Will I be swept away by them all over again?
[21:34] Mao
    If that's how it'll be, then...
[21:36] Mao
    Yeah! No more Demon Lord for me!
[21:40] Mao
    How about a drink on the way home?
[21:42] Warrior
    Sounds good. I'll join you.
[21:45] Mao
    Yeah! Today we drink!
[21:48] Mao
    A toast to an ordinary life!
[21:54] Yusha
    Now we just need to wait
    for a Demon Lord to show up!
[21:58] Yusha
    I hope one will show up soon!
SIGN    Roll 2
     Demon Lord, Vanish into the Sunset!
SIGN    Quest Practical!
SIGN    "Quest Practical!"

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[00:02] Yusha
    Tomorrow's finally the day
    of our quest practical!
[00:05] Fai
    Uh-huh! I can't wait!
[00:07] Fai
    Adventuring is all about quests!
[00:10] Yusha
    A Hero's someone who does lots of quests
    and helps all kinds of people, too!
[00:15] Seira
    This is just a part of our lessons,
[00:17] Seira
    so I'm sure we'll only be
    given very basic quests.
[00:20] Mei
    What kind of quest do you want
     to take on, Yusha-san?
[00:23] Yusha
    Well, when you think of Heroes,
[00:27] Yusha
    you think of dragon-slaying!
[00:29] Seira
    Sure, and at our current level,
     we'd all be wiped out within five seconds.
[00:34] Seira
    I told you, they'll just be basic quests.
[00:37] Yusha
    Then what kind of quest would you all like?
[00:40] Fai
    Well...
[00:41] Fai
    Oh! A quest to eat lots of yummy things!
[00:45] Mei
    A quest from someone who wants
    us to get some rare Cartado!
[00:49] Seira
    There's no quest like that.
[00:52] Fai
    Then what kind of quest
    would you like, Sei-chan?
[00:55] Seira
    Huh? Well...
[00:59] Seira
    Oh!
[01:00] Seira
    Something like a quest to stop
    a rampaging horned gorilla!
[01:03] Yusha
    Uh, you mean a horned gorilla slaying?
[01:06] Seira
    No, not to slay one.
[01:09] Seira
    A quest to persuade and soothe one.
[01:13] Fai
    Like you do with a person
    holding up a building?
[01:15] Mei
    When you tell them,
    "You're making your mother cry"?
[01:19] Seira
    Yeah.
[01:20] Seira
    Then the horned gorilla would return
    to his home thanks to our persuasion,
[01:24] Seira
    and the horned gorilla I persuaded
[01:26] ---
    would secretly be a candidate
    for the horned gorilla king,
[01:29] ---
    caught up in a battle for
    power between factions.
[01:32] Seira
    But then I'd go back with
    the contender for the throne
[01:35] ---
    and aid him in his battle to fight
    corruption in the horned gorilla world.
[01:38] Seira
    But then his long-lost brother, the former
    king's illegitimate son, would appear
[01:42] ---
    and claim he was the rightful heir to
    the throne, and take over the kingdom!
[01:46] Seira
    After being driven out of the kingdom,
[01:48] ---
    we'd go searching throughout their
    hidden land of Horned Gonglia
[01:51] ---
    for the legendary, sacred sword Exgorilla,
[01:54] Seira
    but along the way,
     we'd be caught in a twister.
[01:56] ---
    Our cart would be launched into
    the land of Goth in another world,
[01:59] ---
    where we'd meet the
    Horned Gorilla Witch of the West...
SIGN    Endro!
SIGN    Roll 3
    Quest Practical!
SIGN    Adventurer's Guild
[03:41] Yusha
    It's awesome that we get to accept
    a quest from a real guild!
[03:45] Fai
    I wonder what kind of quest it'll be.
[03:47] Seira
    Still, it's just a practical quest,
     so I'm sure it's just,
[03:50] Seira
    "Go to the next town over
    and buy some things for me,"
[03:53] Seira
    or "Go deliver this message to the next
    town over," or something like that.
[03:58] Receptionist
    So, the quest we have for you is,
[04:01] Receptionist
    "Go obtain the whisker of a flying ocean
    sunfish from the shores of Star Coral."
[04:05] Warrior
    Okay!
[04:07] Receptionist
    Your quest is, "Go obtain the fruit
     of a wind piper from Black Elm Forest."
[04:12] Monk
    Right!
[04:14] Yusha
    They sound pretty good to me!
[04:16] Seira
    Maybe we can get our hopes up.
[04:17] Mei
    There's no horned gorilla quest.
[04:20] Seira
    I know!
[04:22] Yusha
    Now us, please!
[04:25] Receptionist
    A party of just women? That's unusual.
[04:29] Receptionist
    You're a Priest, you're a Warrior,
    and you're a Mage, I see.
[04:34] Receptionist
    And you are?
[04:36] Yusha
    A Hero!
[04:37] Receptionist
    Ah, right. There are some people like that.
[04:40] Yusha
    D'oh!
[04:42] Fai
    Don't worry!
[04:43] Fai
    Even if you're not a Hero,
     you're still Yusha!
SIGN    Smug
[04:47] Mei
    Either way, Yu shine!
[04:49] Yusha
    That wasn't a very good pun.
[04:51] Mei
    So that's when you give it to me straight...
[04:54] Receptionist
    Okay, I'll tell you your quest now.
[04:57] Receptionist
    Your quest is...
[04:59] Receptionist
    "Find a cat."
[05:09] Receptionist
    Oh, you've found him?
[05:11] Receptionist
    Good job.
[05:13] Receptionist
    Here's your reward.
[05:15] Receptionist
    There's still more to the practical,
[05:18] ---
    so work hard again tomorrow.
[05:24] Seira
    Is looking for cats really
    something adventurers do?
[05:27] Mei
    "Quest" means searching for something,
    so they're not wrong in that respect.
[05:32] Fai
    Now that you mention it, adventurers
    are always out looking for something.
[05:36] Fai
    Searching for treasures,
     searching for captured princesses,
[05:39] ---
    searching for legendary monsters...
[05:41] Mei
    Adventurers aren't so much professional
    combatants as professional seekers, I guess.
[05:46] Fai
    Yeah.
[05:47] Yusha
    So the next time we lose our room keys,
    we can ask adventurers to find them!
[05:52] Seira
    Except we're those adventurers.
[05:55] Yusha
    What?! Then we'd have to find them ourselves?
[05:58] Fai
    Then once we become adventurers,
     it won't be eating lots of yummy food,
[06:02] Fai
    but just a bunch of "Find this food" quests?
[06:05] Seira
    Yeah, that's much more likely.
[06:08] Fai
    That's awful!
[06:09] Fai
    If I find something yummy, I want to eat it!
[06:12] Yusha
    I get that!
[06:13] Yusha
    When I find yummy bread in Seira-chan's
    bag, I can't help but eat it!
[06:16] Fai
    Yeah, exactly!
[06:18] Seira
    No, you don't! You two eat too much!
[06:20] Both
    What?!
[06:22] Seira
    Oh, come on.
[06:24] Seira
    Even Mei wouldn't wear Cartado
     she just picked up off the ground.
[06:27] Mei
    I wouldn't.
[06:28] Fai
    What if it was a rare one?
[06:31] Mei
    I wouldn't.
[06:33] Seira
    What was that pause for?
[06:34] Fai
    I get it, Sei-chan.
[06:36] Fai
    Even if we get a quest to find
    something delicious, I won't eat it.
[06:42] Seira
    You're crying over this?
SIGN    Adventurer's Guild
[06:51] Receptionist
    Your quest is, "Go obtain a fire lizard's
    egg from Red Ice Mountain."
[06:57] Warrior
    All right!
[06:58] Receptionist
    Your quest is, "Go obtain the oil of a
    mica frog from the Pond of Poison Mist."
[07:05] Warrior
    Understood!
[07:06] Yusha
    So, I wonder what quest we'll get today.
[07:09] Seira
    I don't care, as long as it's not a quest
     to find something delicious.
[07:15] Fai
    I can h-hold myself back!
[07:20] Yusha
    Now us, please!
[07:22] Receptionist
    Oh, it's you four.
[07:24] Yusha
    Yeah!
[07:25] Receptionist
    All right, I hope you get
    an interesting quest.
[07:29] Receptionist
    Let's see...
[07:31] Receptionist
    Your quest is...
[07:34] ---
    "Find a cat."
[07:35] All
    What?!
[07:37] Seira
    Um, could you give us a different one?
[07:40] Receptionist
    Nope. You don't get to choose
    your quests during the practical.
[07:44] Receptionist
    We're supposed to assign them at random.
[07:47] Seira
    But that's twice in a row
     we've had to find a cat.
[07:50] Receptionist
    If you don't like it, you can drop out.
[07:53] Fai
    We don't want to drop out.
[07:56] Yusha
    I know!
[07:57] Yusha
    Let's take on an additional quest!
[07:59] Yusha
    We took care of finding a cat yesterday,
[08:01] ---
    so we can finish it up quickly!
[08:03] Fai
    I get it!
[08:04] Seira
    Huh? Are you sure?
[08:11] Yusha
    It's kind of incredible that we pulled
    "Find a cat" five times in a row.
[08:15] Fai
    Seriously.
[08:16] Seira
    I wonder why we didn't stop
    after the third one.
[08:20] Mei
    Uh-huh, that's just how it goes.
[08:23] Yusha
    At this point, we just have to do it!
[08:30] Receptionist
    Oh! You found all five!
[08:33] Receptionist
    Good job.
[08:34] Receptionist
    Here's your reward.
[08:36] Receptionist
    Work hard again tomorrow!
[08:42] Mei
    Today was tough.
[08:45] Yusha
    But you know, I think we've gotten
    the hang of finding cats now!
[08:49] Fai
    Yeah!
[08:50] Fai
    If we keep this up, we could
    probably find cats professionally!
[08:54] Yusha
    Oh! That might be nice!
[08:55] Yusha
    We'd know right away when
    cute kitties are in the area!
[08:59] Seira
    Hey, hey, hey!
[09:00] Seira
    We're still the Hero's Party,
     one way or another.
[09:03] Seira
    Once the Demon Lord revives, how can we
    fight him if we're professional cat finders?
[09:07] Yusha
    Um, well...
SIGN    Demon Lord
SIGN    Me
[09:12] Demon Lord
    Bow before my power!
[09:15] Yusha
    Go now, the cutest kitties
    I could find and collect!
[09:22] Demon Lord
    Oh, what cute kitties you are!
[09:26] Yusha
    How's that, Demon Lord?!
[09:27] Yusha
    If you continue to do evil,
     I'm taking all these kitties home!
[09:30] Demon Lord
    What?
[09:31] Demon Lord
    Don't do that!
[09:33] Demon Lord
    I can't live without these kitties anymore!
SIGN    I'll forgive you.
SIGN    Me
[09:36] Yusha
    Then you won't do evil anymore, will you?!
[09:38] Demon Lord
    I won't do anything evil anymore!
[09:41] Yusha
    And all live happily ever after!
[09:44] Yusha
    Like that!
[09:46] Seira
    That certainly sounds peaceful.
[09:48] Fai
    That'd be great!
[09:50] Yusha
    Right?
[09:51] Mei
    Then I'll need to gather up all
    the Cartado dealing with cats.
[09:55] Seira
    Those exist?
SIGN    Adventurer's Guild
[10:00] Yusha
    Hello!
[10:02] Receptionist
    Oh, it's you four.
[10:04] Yusha
    So, what type of cat are we looking for today?
[10:07] Fair
    Calico? Spotted? Bring it on!
[10:10] Seira
    We're used to it after six times.
[10:12] Mei
    I did some research yesterday and
    found a Cartado with a catnip spell!
[10:16] Seira
    There really was one?
[10:19] Receptionist
    Your quest is, "Go obtain moonlight
    moss from Silver Bone Cave."
[10:26] Yusha
    Uh... That's a long name for a cat.
[10:29] Receptionist
    It's not a cat!
[10:31] Receptionist
    Your quest is, "Go obtain moonlight
    moss from Silver Bone Cave."
[10:36] Yusha
    You mean...
[10:38] Fai
    Is it really...
[10:39] Mei
    Could it be...
[10:41] Seira
    We're not looking for a cat?
[10:43] Receptionist
    Exactly.
[10:46] All
    H-Hooray!
[10:50] Yusha
    The Silver Bone Cave, huh?
[10:52] Yusha
    Where was that again?
[10:53] Seira
    If I recall, it's about two hours south of here.
[10:58] Fai
    Oh, that's pretty far.
[11:00] Mei
    We'll need to equip ourselves first.
[11:02] Yusha
    Oh, should I bring our barbecue set?
[11:04] Seira
    What are you talking about?
[11:07] Seira
    We're not going there to have fun.
[11:15] Yusha
    What's the matter?
[11:18] Girl
    Michael's gone.
[11:21] Yusha
    Michael?
[11:22] Girl
    My cat. He's all white, with
    black on just the tip of his tail.
[11:26] Yusha
    Huh?
[11:27] Girl
    He's been with me since the day I was born,
[11:29] Girl
    but when I woke up this
    morning, he was gone.
[11:32] Girl
    I don't know where he is...
[11:39] Yusha
    All right! We'll go find him for you!
[11:42] Girl
    What? Really?
[11:43] Seira
    What? Really?
[11:45] Yusha
    Is that okay?
[11:50] Seira
    Don't worry.
[11:51] Seira
    We're professional cat finders.
[11:54] Fai
    We found five just yesterday!
[11:57] Mei
    I have my catnip Cartado, too.
[12:00] Yusha
    Everyone...
[12:01] Seira
    We'll find Michael-chan for you,
     so don't worry.
[12:06] Girl
    Thank you!
[12:08] Yusha
    Leave it to us!
[12:11] Fai
    ENDRO!
[12:18] Yusha
    I'm sorry. We wound up
    looking for a cat anyway.
[12:21] Seira
    What are you saying?
[12:23] Seira
    A Hero is someone who helps people in need.
[12:26] Seira
    That was for the best.
[12:27] Fair
    Oh! You praised her for once!
[12:29] Seira
    It's not as if I hate her.
[12:33] ---
    I praise her when I think she's done good.
[12:35] Yusha
    I-I love you too, Seira-chan!
[12:38] Fai
    I love you too, Sei-chan!
[12:40] Mei
    Me, too!
[12:41] Seira
    Why are you two jumping on the bandwagon?
[12:43] Fai
    I didn't want to lose to her.
[12:45] Mei
    Same!
[12:47] Seira
    More importantly, we need to find the cat.
[12:50] Seira
    Come on, let's hurry up!
[12:52] All
    Right!
[13:03] Yusha
    You think Michael-chan
     is really in a place like this?
[13:06] Seira
    The people in town said they saw one
     that matched his description in this area.
[13:11] Fai
    Apparently, when a cat enters
    another's territory,
[13:14] ---
    they get chased around and driven
    farther and farther away.
[13:17] Mei
    At this point, he's more than lost.
    He's on a journey.
[13:21] Yusha
    This monster's incredibly slow.
[13:24] Fai
    This'll be easy!
[13:25] Yusha
    All right.
[13:35] Fai
    Huh? We won.
[13:37] Yusha
    We did it!
[13:39] Yusha
    A treasure chest!
[13:42] Yusha
    Oh, more grass.
[13:44] Seira
    It's a medicinal herb.
[13:45] Fai
    These aren't very yummy, either.
[13:48] Seira
    Because they're medicine, not food.
[13:51] Mei
    Oh. The sun's already setting.
[13:53] Seira
    You're right. Should we head
    back to town for the day?
[13:58] Yusha
    Since we're here, let's camp out!
[14:06] Yusha
    Who would have thought we'd be
    camping out while looking for a cat?
[14:09] Seira
    Seriously.
[14:10] Fai
    But this feels more like adventuring!
[14:13] Fai
    It's making me excited!
[14:17] Fai
    Oh, my.
[14:18] Yusha
    Well, shall we make dinner?
[14:20] Fai
    Yay! Food, food!
[14:29] Seira
    Huh?
[14:31] Yusha
    You were in charge of our provisions,
    weren't you, Seira-chan?
[14:34] Seira
    That's not right.
[14:36] Fai
    Oh, I get it!
[14:37] Fai
    You're going out hunting now
    to bring us back some fresh meat!
[14:41] Yusha
    That's incredible!
[14:42] Seira
    Huh?!
[14:43] Seira
    N-N-N-No way, no way, no way, no way!
[14:45] Seira
    It's already night, and I can't see very well!
[14:47] Seira
    Besides, I'm not that good with a bow, either!
[14:50] Mei
    That reminds me. You always use a hammer,
     even though you're an elf.
[14:54] Seira
    Yes, that's right!
[14:55] Yusha
    Huh? Then why did you bring
    a bow instead of food?
[15:00] Seira
    I just brought the wrong thing by mistake.
[15:03] Both
    What?!
[15:04] Seira
    I'm sorry.
[15:05] Fai
    We have no food?
[15:08] Seira
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[15:10] Seira
    I'll go back right now and get food for us!
[15:12] Seira
    Uh, I should make it by dawn...
[15:14] Fai
    No way.
[15:15] Fai
    I won't last that long.
[15:17] Fai
    The thought of having no food to eat
    is making me even more hungry.
[15:21] Seira
    Wait! Wait, Fai!
[15:22] Seira
    Oh, Mei!
[15:23] Seira
    You showed me an "Imperial Feast"
    Cartado the other day, right?
[15:26] Seira
    Do you have that with you?!
[15:27] Mei
    I do.
[15:28] Seira
    Use it right now!
[15:30] Mei
    I can't.
[15:31] Seira
    Huh?! Why not?
[15:32] Yusha
    Did you forget to fill up your mana?
[15:35] Mei
    No, it's a legendary rare
    that's way beyond just rare,
[15:38] ---
    so I want to preserve it unused.
[15:40] Both
    What?!
[15:41] Fai
    I'm so... hungry...
[15:45] Fai
    I'm starving!
[15:54] Seira
    Can I take this off?
[15:56] Mei
    Not until Yusha-san comes
    back from town with food.
[16:01] Seira
    Um, could you please use
    your "Imperial Feast" for us?
[16:06] Mei
    I'd rather fall into the swirling
    miasma of a dark world,
[16:09] Mei
    turn the entire world against me,
[16:11] Mei
    and start a bloody war that
    may never end than use it.
[16:15] Seira
    Right...
[16:18] Seira
    Augh! Yusha, hurry back!
[16:31] Seira
    I'll never forget our food again.
[16:35] Fai
    I don't remember anything from
    last night. Did something happen?
[16:38] Yusha
    Oh, I can see a tower!
[16:41] Seira
    That must be the tower
    the townsfolk mentioned.
[16:44] Mei
    Michael-san has gotten himself
    lost in an incredible place.
[16:48] Fai
    But isn't this something you'd
    see on a real adventure?
[16:51] Mei
    Yeah.
[16:52] Yusha
    All right, off to adventure!
[16:55] Fai
    Yeah!
[16:56] Seira
    Hey, wait!
[16:57] Mei
    You're getting too excited.
[17:05] Towerman
    Welcome, travelers.
[17:07] Towerman
    This is Red Spider Tower.
[17:13] Seira
    Um, have you seen a white cat?
[17:16] Seira
    One with black on just the tip of his tail?
[17:19] Towerman
    Yes, I saw a cat with such a pattern
     on the top floor of this tower.
[17:24] Seira
    R-Really?
[17:27] Seira
    Thank you very much.
[17:31] Yusha
    Why do you think that guy was
    standing out here the whole time?
[17:35] Fai
    That must be his job.
[17:37] Yusha
    Oh. Well, we should be grateful.
[17:47] Seira
    I see what looks like traps scattered about,
[17:49] Seira
    and it sounds like there are monsters inside.
[17:52] Seira
    It's probably going to be difficult
    to reach the top floor.
[17:56] Fai
    But that regular-looking guy at the entrance
    said he'd been to the top floor,
[18:01] ---
    so maybe it's easier than we think.
[18:03] Seira
    Y-You think so?
[18:05] Seira
    But it doesn't hurt to be careful,
     so keep your guard up.
[18:08] Yusha
    I know!
[18:12] Yusha
    Huh?
[18:14] Yusha
    Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[18:16] Seira
    Yusha?!
[18:19] Seira
    Hey, are you okay?!
[18:21] Yusha
    I-I'm fine.
[18:24] Yusha
    Huh?
[18:25] Yusha
    Do these stairs...
[18:29] Mei
    Search Cartado.
[18:33] Mei
    It would seem these stairs go
    all the way to the top floor.
[18:36] Mei
    Looks like there aren't any traps on them.
[18:38] Yusha
    Yay! Lucky us!
[18:40] Seira
    You really do have a Hero's
    talent for things like this.
[18:51] Yusha
    Oh, we're here!
[18:52] Fai
    I'm pretty worn out.
[18:55] Seira
    Be careful!
[18:56] Seira
    There's something here!
[18:57] Mei
    So that's the boss of this tower, huh?
[19:01] Yusha
    All right, everyone!
[19:03] Yusha
    Let's go!
[19:09] Yusha
    Huh?
[19:10] Yusha
    This guy's just a color variant of the
    monster we easily took out yesterday.
[19:14] Fai
    Oh, then this'll be easy!
[19:16] Fai
    Let's go!
[19:17] Seira
    Wait!
[19:19] Fai
    Easy peasy!
[19:21] Yusha
    Huh?! It's fast?!
[19:24] Seira
    Watch out!
[19:26] Mei
    Even when monsters share the same form,
[19:28] Mei
    if their colors differ, their strength
    levels are completely different, too!
[19:31] Fai
    I didn't know that.
[19:33] Yusha
    I see...
[19:34] Yusha
    Then let's be careful with it, everyone!
[19:37] All
    Yeah!
[19:40] Fai
    Bam Bam Punch!
[19:41] Mei
    Magic Arrow!
[19:52] Yusha
    Yes! We won!
[19:53] Fai
    He was really strong.
[19:55] Seira
    I'm pooped.
[19:57] Mei
    I even sank a rare Cartado on him.
[20:03] Yusha
    It's Michael!
[20:04] Seira
    He's way up there?
[20:08] Yusha
    How do we rescue him?
[20:13] Yusha
    I can't reach him.
[20:15] Fai
    All right!
[20:19] Fai
    Nope...
[20:21] Mei
    I don't have any more Cartado I can use.
[20:24] Yusha
    What do we do?
[20:28] Seira
    I guess I must.
[20:36] Yusha
    Right!
[20:37] Yusha
    A bow could cut through those threads!
[20:39] Fai
    Huh? But I thought you weren't
    very good with a bow.
[20:43] Seira
    That was a lie.
[20:44] Seira
    The truth is I can't use a bow
    because my eyesight is bad.
[20:47] Seira
    I spent so much time reading books that I wound up nearsighted.
[20:53] Yusha
    Hooray!
[20:57] Yusha
    Seira-chan, you're incredible!
[20:59] Fai
    If you're that good,
[21:00] ---
    why don't just wear glasses
    all the time and be an archer?
[21:03] Seira
    Absolutely not!
[21:05] Yusha
    Why not?
[21:06] Seira
    Because people would think I'm a bookworm.
[21:13] Seira
    Hey! Why are you laughing?!
[21:21] Yusha
    Here.
[21:23] Girl
    Michael!
[21:26] Girl
    I'm so glad!
[21:27] Girl
    Thank you, ladies!
[21:30] Yusha
    You're welcome!
[21:32] Girl
    Well, bye!
[21:35] Girl
    Thank you!
[21:41] Yusha
    We went through a lot,
    but quests are fun, huh?
[21:44] Fai
    Yeah!
[21:46] Mei
    They're not bad.
[21:47] Seira
    Wait, no!
[21:49] All
    Huh?
[21:50] Seira
    This wasn't a quest!
[21:54] Yusha
    The Silver Bone moss!
[21:56] Fai
    We forgot about our real quest!
[21:58] Mei
    This is bad!
[21:59] Yusha
    Oh, no!
[22:01] Yusha
    Let's hurry!
SIGN    Ocean, Swimsuits, and Slaying Evil Gods!
SIGN    "Ocean, Swimsuits, and Slaying Evil Gods!"

E4 - Ocean, Swimsuits, and Slaying Evil Gods!
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[00:00] Mao
    So, the summer break you've all
    been waiting for starts tomorrow.
[00:05] Students
    Yay!
[00:07] Mao
    So predictable.
[00:09] Mao
    Naturally, you're getting homework!
[00:11] Students
    Aww...
[00:12] Mao
    Your summer homework will
    be to clear several quests
[00:17] ---
    and turn in a report on at least one.
[00:19] Mei
    Quests are our summer homework, huh?
[00:22] Fai
    I wonder what the options are.
[00:24] Seira
    Let's look at them together later and decide.
[00:26] Seira
    Right, Yusha?
[00:30] Seira
    Yusha!
[00:31] Yusha
    Wh-What is it?
[00:32] Mei
    It looked like you were spacing out.
[00:34] Mei
    Were you thinking about something?
[00:36] Yusha
    Well, I was just really looking
    forward to summer break!
[00:40] Yusha
    I was thinking about where
    we should go together!
[00:45] Mao
    How brave of you to discuss your plans for
    fun while I'm talking about your homework.
[00:51] Yusha
    Huh?
[00:51] Mao
    I'm looking forward to your homework.
SIGN    Endro!
SIGN    Roll 4
     Ocean, Swimsuits, and Slaying Evil Gods!
[02:33] Fai
    Summer break homework, huh?
[02:35] Yusha
    What should we do?
[02:37] Mei
    Thanks to you, Mao-sensei raised the bar on us.
[02:41] Mei
    We won't be able to get by
    with regular homework.
[02:45] Yusha
    I'm sorry!
[02:47] Mei
    I'm joking.
[02:49] Seira
    Gathering medicinal herbs, mining
    ore, collecting monster eggs...
[02:55] Seira
    There's a lot here. Which to choose?
[02:57] Yusha
    I know! Defeating the Demon Lord!
[02:59] Seira
    Not an option.
[03:00] Fai
    I know! Eat delicious food!
[03:02] Seira
    No, that's a goal.
[03:03] Mei
    I know! Complete my rare Cartado collection!
[03:05] Seira
    That's just your wish.
[03:07] Yusha
    I've got it! Let's go to the beach!
[03:09] All
    The beach?
[03:10] Yusha
    Yeah!
[03:11] Yusha
    You've got to go to the beach in the summer!
[03:14] Yusha
    Beach, beach, beach, beach, beach!
[03:14] All
    The beach, huh?
[03:16] Fai
    The beach? There's fresh fish
    and shellfish at the beach!
[03:19] Mei
    It's a chance to get Cartado that
    are exclusive to port towns!
[03:23] Fai
    I'm all for the beach!
[03:23] Mei
    I agree!
[03:25] Seira
    I bet you two just think
    you can eat seafood
[03:27] ---
    and buy Cartado at the port, don't you?
[03:31] Yusha
    Can we, Seira-chan?
[03:34] Seira
    If we're going to play, I'm against it.
[03:36] Seira
    But...
[03:37] Seira
    If we're going on a quest, I'm in.
[03:39] Mei
    Investigating the monsters
     living on a remote island?
[03:43] Fai
    Sounds fun!
[03:44] Seira
    Well?
[03:46] Yusha
    Then we're taking this one!
[03:50] Mei
    If we're going on a journey,
     we'll need Cartado for camping gear.
[03:53] Seira
    I-I won't bring the wrong one again!
[03:56] Seira
    Okay, Fai?!
[03:58] Fai
    They're okay.
[03:59] Fai
    They haven't expired yet.
[04:02] Seira
    Wait! You can't eat them now!
[04:07] Mei
    Yusha-san, what's the matter?
[04:09] Yusha
    Huh?
[04:10] Yusha
    Well, I've thought this before,
[04:13] ---
    but preparing for an adventure
    like this is fun, isn't it?
[04:18] Mei
    It is.
[04:19] Fair
    Oh! I'll check Sei-chan's preserved food, too!
[04:22] Seira
    Huh?! No, no, no! Stop!
[05:30] Yusha
    We're here!
[05:31] Mei
    Let's go play now!
[05:33] Fai
    Let's play!
[05:35] Seira
    You know we shouldn't!
[05:37] Seira
    We came here on a quest.
[05:39] Seira
    As representatives of all adventurers,
     we need to investigate and report
[05:43] ---
    on the monsters living on this island—hmm?
[05:49] Seira
    When did you...
[05:51] Yusha
    Aren't you getting changed, Seira-chan?
[05:53] Siera
    I told you! We didn't come
    here to play around!
[05:56] Mei
    You brought a swimsuit, didn't you?
[05:59] Seira
    Well, of course I did, but...
[06:01] Fai
    I'll help you!
[06:04] Seira
    I... I can get changed by myself.
[06:10] Yusha
    I might have been a bit too indulgent.
[06:12] Mei
    Yes, yes, you've eaten too many snacks.
[06:15] Yusha
    Mei-chan, if you do that, it's war!
[06:21] Fai
    You look cute in your swimsuit, Sei-chan!
[06:28] Fai
    What's the matter?
[06:31] Fai
    Sei-chan!
[06:33] Seira
    Don't stand next to me!
[06:46] Seira
    Anyway!
[06:47] Seira
    Remember, we're here on a quest!
[06:50] Seira
    So let's each start
    investigating the monsters!
[06:52] All
    Okay!
[06:55] Seira
    The monsters around here are...
[07:00] Seira
    What a pretty shell.
[07:01] Seira
    It'll make a great souvenir.
[07:04] Seira
    Huh?
[07:09] Fai
    Sei-chan, what's wrong?
[07:11] Seira
    This shell won't budge.
[07:13] Fai
    Just leave that to me!
[07:18] Seira
    You okay?
[07:19] Fai
    Looks like I'm going to have
    to get serious with this one.
[07:24] Fai
    Heave-ho!
[07:27] Seira
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What?!
[07:31] Yusha
    Wow, what's that? Amazing!
SIGN    Tip of the Iceberg Shell
[07:34] Mei
    It's a monster that lives on sandy beaches:
    the tip of the iceberg shell.
[07:39] Mei
    If you think it's just a small shell
    and kick it, it hurts like crazy.
[07:42] Mei
    Are you taking it home as a souvenir?
[07:45] Seira
    I'm giving up on that.
[07:57] Yusha
    Let's make it even bigger!
[07:59] Fai
    Roger!
[08:00] Seira
    I knew they'd start playing around.
[08:04] Seira
    What's wrong?!
[08:06] Mei
    What's the matter?
[08:09] Fai
    Huh?! What the heck?!
[08:12] Yusha
    My castle's been taken over by a hermit crab!
[08:15] Mei
    That's a monster known as a lodging hunter.
SIGN    Lodging Hunter
[08:19] Mei
    It's a nasty creature that looks for a place
[08:21] ---
    that can serve as a nest, then captures
    it by force and settles into it.
[08:26] Yusha
    My Royal Yusha Castle!
[08:28] Seira
    You named it?
[08:35] Mei
    Well, it was a sand castle.
[08:37] Fai
    Of course it'd crumble.
[08:39] Yusha
    Royal Yusha Castle!
[08:45] Yusha
    Where's the watermelon?
[08:48] Fai
    Yu-chan, to your right! Right!
[08:50] Mei
    Oh, you went too far.
[08:52] Mei
    A little to the left.
[08:54] Seira
    They're totally playing around.
[08:56] Fai
    Wait, are there more of them?
[09:01] Mei
    Could that be...
[09:06] Fai
    There are more!
[09:07] Seira
    What's going on?
[09:09] Mei
    That's a watermelon mimic.
SIGN    Watermelon Mimic
[09:11] Mei
    It's a troublesome monster
    that appears on beaches.
[09:13] ---
    It divides when cut by a sword!
[09:17] Fai
    In that case, I'll hit it!
[09:19] Mei
    Oh, wait!
[09:26] Mei
    When you hit it, it grows bigger.
[09:28] Seira
    Then what if I attack it with magic?
[09:30] Seira
    Foul being, face the judgment of light!
[09:33] Seira
    Banisher!
[09:38] Mei
    By the way, it reflects magic,
    so you absolutely can't use that.
[09:42] Seira
    Say that sooner!
[09:44] Yusha
    I can't believe swords and
    magic won't work on it.
[09:46] Fai
    It's invincible.
[09:47] Mei
    Not really.
[09:50] Mei
    Horned gorillas are way cooler.
[09:58] Mei
    Mentally, these guys are pushovers.
[10:00] All
    Wow.
[10:02] Yusha
    First there was the tip of the iceberg shell,
[10:05] Yusha
    then the lodging hunter, right?
[10:07] Yusha
    And also the watermelon mimic...
[10:10] Yusha
    There are so many of types
     of monsters just on the beach!
[10:13] Seira
    Seriously.
[10:14] Seira
    But thank goodness we had Mei.
[10:16] Fai
    You really know a lot
    about monsters, Mei-chan.
[10:19] Mei
    Yeah!
SIGN    Encyclopedia of Dangerous Beach Monsters
[10:24] Yusha
    All right! Homework complete!
[10:26] Yusha
    Now, it's about time we...
[10:27] Fai
    Eat, right?!
[10:28] Yusha
    Yeah!
[10:29] Seira
    Well, shall I prepare it, then?
[10:33] Seira
    Huh?
[10:34] Seira
    This one's no good.
[10:36] Seira
    This one's no good.
[10:37] Seira
    And this one, and this one, too...
[10:38] Seira
    They're all empty!
[10:39] Seira
    What's going on?!
[10:42] Fai
    Oh! Maybe...
[10:47] Fai
    that's the reason?
[10:49] Seira
    That's obviously the reason!
[10:52] Seira
    Mei, do you have any preserved food Cartado?
[10:54] Mei
    Nope!
[10:55] Seira
    How is that something to smile about?!
[10:58] Fai
    I'm sorry.
[11:00] Fai
    All this summer freedom is getting to me.
[11:03] Yusha
    There's nothing we can do if it's been eaten.
[11:05] Mei
    We have to look toward
    the future, not the past.
[11:08] Seira
    We need to secure food somehow.
[11:11] Mei
    Yeah.
[11:13] Mei
    Of the Cartado we can use,
    the one that looks most helpful is...
[11:20] Yusha
    This!
[11:22] Yusha
    Let's go fishing!
[11:25] Mei
    ENDRO!
[11:35] Seira
    This is my first time fishing!
[11:37] Mei
    Mine, too.
[11:43] Mei
    Seira-san, what are you doing?
[11:45] Mei
    Oh, I got a bite!
[11:48] Mei
    I did it!
[11:51] Yusha
    You both caught side dishes, I see!
[12:01] Seira
    Yusha, that's incredible.
[12:03] Fai
    Here I go!
[12:06] Seira
    You're using a casting net?!
[12:07] Mei
    She's serious!
[12:09] Mei
    She's serious about catching fish!
[12:10] Fai
    Grilled with salt, simmered, served raw!
[12:17] Fai
    I caught a mackerel!
[12:20] All
    Wait! You caught something
    incredible over there!
[12:27] Fai
    We'll simmer this one in miso.
[12:29] Yusha
    You're gonna eat it?!
[12:33] All
    It's getting up!
[12:36] Mackerelman
    Please help me!
[12:37] All
    It spoke!
[12:40] Mackerelman
    We spend our lives
     traveling the ocean, mackerel.
[12:44] Mei
    You're a fish, so you migrate, right?
[12:46] Mackerelman
    There's a rest stop we visit every year
    when we come around here, mackerel.
[12:51] Mackerelman
    But that's where it all happened, mackerel.
[12:56] (Flashback) Mackerelman
    Be my woman, mackerel.
[12:58] (Flashback) Mackerelman
    Oh, but, mackerel...
[13:01] (Flashback) ---
    Mackerel!
[13:01] (Flashback) Mackerelman
    I won't let you go, mackerel.
[13:03] (Flashback) Mackerelman
    Oh, mackerel.
[13:10] (Flashback) Both
    Mackerel?
[13:13] (Flashback) Both
    Mackerel!
[13:20] Mackerelman
    We never knew there was an evil god
     sealed within our rest stop, mackerel.
[13:24] Fai
    The seal broke because you were flirting?
[13:27] Mackerelman
    All my friends have been captured
    by the evil god, mackerel.
[13:30] Mackerelman
    I'm sure they're suffering
    right now, mackerel.
[13:33] Mackerelman
    Please, will you help us, mackerel?
[13:35] Yusha
    Slaying an evil god?
[13:37] Yusha
    That sounds super heroic!
[13:39] Fai
    Looks like Yu-chan's entered
    Hero mode already.
[13:43] Seira
    That's not surprising.
[13:45] Yusha
    Everyone, let's defeat the evil god
    and save the mackerelmen!
[13:49] All
    Yeah!
[13:50] Mackerelman
    Thank you all so much, mackerel!
[13:53] Yusha
    Well, let's go to the undersea temple!
[13:57] Seira
    But how do we get there?
[13:59] Seira
    It's in the ocean, right?
[14:02] Fai
    Mei-chan, do you know a way?
[14:04] Mei
    Of course.
[14:05] Mei
    This is the time for Cartado to shine!
[14:08] Mei
    Its name is...
[14:09] Mei
    the Waterbreathing Cartado!
[14:11] Mei
    Hah!
[14:55] Desuyochan
    You have been granted the honor
    of building an evil god's temple!
[14:59] Desuyochan
    Be grateful for this duty!
[15:05] Mackerelman
    Sabami-chan!
[15:06] Desuyochan
    Hey, you! No slacking off!
[15:10] Desuyochan
    Who are you?!
[15:14] ---
    Squid!
[15:15] Mackerelman
    Sabami-chan!
[15:17] Mackerelman
    Are you hurt, mackerel?
[15:18] Mackerelman
    Oh, you came to save me, mackerel.
[15:21] Yusha
    You're all right now, mackerel.
[15:23] Seira
    Yusha... You're talking like them.
[15:26] Yusha
    More importantly, where's the evil god?
[15:28] Mackerelman
    In that temple, mackerel.
[15:29] Mackerelman
    The evil god is conducting a ritual
     to resurrect completely, mackerel.
[15:34] Mackerelman
    If he's able to regain all his power,
     this world is finished, mackerel.
[15:38] Yusha
    Don't worry! Leave it to us!
[15:48] Yusha
    Where's the evil god?
[15:52] Seira
    Be careful, Yusha.
[15:53] Fai
    It's too dark. I can't see.
[15:55] Mei
    Want to turn on a light?
[15:57] Evil God
    Who dares to obstruct my prayers?
[16:07] Yusha
    So you're the evil god?
[16:09] Yusha
    We'll make you pay for making
    those mackerelmen work for you!
[16:13] Mei
    That's right!
[16:14] Mei
    Sometimes in life,
     you just don't want to work!
[16:17] Evil God
    All creation has belonged to me
    since the genesis of this world.
[16:22] Evil God
    Thus, all obey my will.
[16:25] Evil God
    You show hubris, puny beings.
[16:30] Yusha
    Huh? What did he say?
[16:32] Fai
    He used a lot of difficult words.
[16:35] Mei
    Seira-san, did you understand?
[16:36] Seira
    Huh?!
[16:37] Seira
    Uh, everything has been
    his since long, long ago,
[16:42] Seira
    so everyone does as he wants.
[16:45] Seira
    And we're all getting full
    of ourselves... I think?
[16:48] Yusha
    I see!
[16:49] Yusha
    Seira-chan, you're incredible!
[16:51] Seira
    Huh?
[16:53] Fai
    But he didn't need to go out of his
    way to use such complicated words.
[16:56] Yusha
    That's true.
[16:58] Mei
    Pretty cocky for someone who was sealed away.
[17:00] Evil God
    Insolence!
[17:06] Yusha
    Surprise attacks are cowardly!
[17:08] Evil God
    Silence! You must wish to cast away
    your lives by setting foot in my temple!
[17:14] Evil God
    Very well.
[17:15] Evil God
    Before I destroy the world,
    I shall destroy all of you!
[17:21] Seira
    Magic Shield!
[17:24] Yusha
    Thanks, Seira-chan!
[17:26] Yusha
    Mei-chan, backup, please!
[17:28] Mei
    On it!
[17:29] Yusha
    Fai-chan, let's go!
[17:30] Fai
    Yeah!
[17:31] Mei
    Lightning, strike my enemy!
[17:34] ---
    Lightning Arrow!
[17:36] Evil God
    Annoying!
[17:38] Fai
    You're mine!
[17:41] Fai
    Huh?!
[17:42] Evil God
    Begone!
[17:43] Yusha
    Fai-chan!
[17:45] Evil God
    Know your place, lowly adventurers!
[17:47] Evil God
    I am fated to destroy this world,
[17:51] ---
    so only those who also bear the fate
     of this world can wound me!
[17:55] Evil God
    In other words,
    only that despicable Hero can!
[18:01] Evil God
    Now, die!
[18:05] Evil God
    A futile struggle.
[18:07] Evil God
    What?!
[18:10] Evil God
    Impossible!
[18:12] Evil God
    That light...
[18:16] Evil God
    Why does one such as you
    possess the Hero's sword?!
[18:19] Yusha
    Because I'm the Hero!
[18:22] Evil God
    Curse you!
[18:30] Yusha
    Evil god slaying quest, complete!
[18:34] Yusha
    Well, shall we go home?
[18:35] Fai
    The Mackerelmen should be happy now, too.
[18:37] Mei
    And we can finish our homework,
    so it's two birds with one stone.
[18:47] Evil God
    Do they think that was enough to destroy me?
[18:50] Evil God
    Even the Hero is nothing
    more than a little girl!
[18:52] Evil God
    This is my true form!
[18:54] Evil God
    Now there is none who can rival me!
[18:56] Evil God
    Not even the Demon Lord!
[19:05] Mao
    There's a fish bone stuck in my throat!
[19:10] Evil God
    I will cover the whole world in
    the darkness of fear and despair!
[19:26] Evil God
    What's going on here?!
[19:27] Evil God
    The whole world has been
    consumed by darkness?!
[19:33] ---
    Burp.
[19:44] Mackerelman
    Thank you so much, mackerel.
[19:46] Mackerelman
    Now we can migrate through the
    ocean in peace again, mackerel.
[19:49] Mackerelman
    This is all thanks to you four, mackerel.
[19:52] Mackerelman
    We'll never forget the name
    of the Hero Yusha, mackerel.
[19:57] Yusha
    You're making me blush.
[19:58] Seira
    I hope you'll, um, find happiness
     with your girlfriend now.
[20:04] Seira
    Huh? What?
[20:06] Mei
    Look over there.
[20:08] ---
    Mackerel...
[20:10] Mackerelman
    I'm so happy, mackerel.
[20:11] Mackerelman
    Me too, mackerel.
[20:13] Seira
    Wh-What's going on?
[20:14] Mei
    They supported each other
    while they were captured.
[20:17] ---
    That brought them closer
    together, apparently.
[20:19] Mei
    It's the bridge effect in play.
[20:21] Seira
    I'm so sorry!
[20:23] Mackerelman
    It's fine, mackerel.
[20:24] Mackerelman
    I'll find a better girlfriend, mackerel.
[20:30] Mei
    He's so strong.
[20:35] Fai
    After a battle comes good food!
[20:40] Yusha
    It's good because it's fresh.
[20:42] Mei
    We're still cooking more up!
[20:46] Yusha
    Oh, Chibi-chan!
[20:48] Yusha
    Where have you been?
[20:49] Yusha
    Today we defeated an evil god,
    and now we're having a fish party!
[20:52] Yusha
    See? Here!
[20:55] ---
    Burp.
[20:58] Yusha
    Huh? I guess you're already full...
[21:03] Fai
    That was delicious.
[21:04] Seira
    I'm full.
[21:05] Mei
    I can't eat any more.
[21:07] Yusha
    Me neither.
[21:10] Yusha
    Everyone, thank you for today.
[21:13] Yusha
    Not just for going along with
    my desire to visit the beach,
[21:16] Yusha
    but for helping me save
    the mackerelmen, too!
[21:19] Yusha
    Seira-chan, we were able to come
    to this island because you insisted
[21:23] ---
    that we take on a quest at a beach.
[21:25] Yusha
    And we found out the evil
    god was going to revive
[21:28] ---
    thanks to Fai-chan
     catching the mackerelman.
[21:31] Yusha
    Without Mei-chan's Cartado,
    we wouldn't have
[21:33] ---
    been able to go into the
    sea to fight the evil god.
[21:36] Yusha
    I think we really did something heroic today!
[21:39] Yusha
    So thank you, everyone!
[21:43] Seira
    What are you talking about, Yusha?
[21:45] Fai
    That's right! It was only natural!
[21:47] Mei
    Exactly.
[21:49] Mei
    We're your friends, aren't we?
[21:51] Mei
    And members of Yusha's party.
[21:55] Yusha
    Yeah! And I hope we'll stay that way!
[21:58] Siera
    Of course!
[21:58] Fai
    Yeah!
[21:58] Mei
    Sure!
SIGN    My Hero!
SIGN    "My Hero!"

E5 - My Hero!
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[00:06] King
    Rona.
[00:07] Rona
    Yes, Father.
[00:09] King
    Do not forget what you must do as
    the princess of Lapanesta Kingdom,
[00:13] King
    and do not forget your dream.
[00:16] Rona
    I will not.
[00:18] Rona
    You can entrust it all to me.
[00:23] Soldier
    Open the gate!
[00:27] Soldier
    Princess Rona Pricipa
    O'Lapanesta is departing!
[00:38] Rona
    Waiting for me at the end of this trip is...
[00:41] Rona
    Rona is coming to be at your side,
[00:45] Rona
    my Hero!
SIGN    Endro!
[02:18] Yusha
    And then, surprise!
[02:20] Yusha
    The evil god that had been sealed in
    the underwater temple was revived!
[02:24] Seira
    The Hero's party headed to the underwater
    temple to protect the world!
[02:28] Fai
    Then we waged an explosive punch-out
    battle with the evil god waiting there!
[02:33] Mei
    And when we were in dire straits,
    the Hero's Sword began to glow
[02:36] ---
    and brought an end to the evil god's ambitions!
[02:39] Yusha
    And so we maintained world peace!
[02:42] ---
    And all lived happily ever after!
[02:44] Mao
    I see. So at the behest of
    the mackerel you saved,
[02:48] ---
    you defeated the evil god that was sealed
    away and saved the world from danger.
[02:53] All
    That's right!
[02:55] Mao
    Is that so?
[02:56] Mao
    I see...
[02:59] Mao
    Redo it.
[03:00] All
    What?!
[03:02] All
    Man, Mao-chan is so mean!
[03:04] All
    Why won't she believe us?
[03:09] Seira
    For once, I agree with you.
[03:12] Seira
    We definitely defeated an evil god.
[03:15] Mei
    I suppose we need a witness... or witfish?
[03:18] Mei
    I feel bad for him since he's so far away,
[03:20] ---
    but should we ask that
    mackerelman to come here for us?
[03:23] Spirit
    Yusha, that was a very interesting tale!
[03:27] Warrior
    Uh-huh!
[03:28] Warrior
    It was just like picture book stories
     about Heroes that I read as a child.
[03:32] Warrior
    Tell us another sometime!
[03:34] Mei
    Our story's being treated like
    a fabricated picture book tale.
[03:39] Seira
    Yusha...
[03:39] Yusha
    H-Huh?
[03:41] Seira
    I don't think anyone really
    recognizes you as the Hero.
[03:49] Fai
    Yu-chan, you can avert
    your eyes all you like,
[03:51] ---
    but reality will chase you as far as it has to.
[03:53] Fai
    It's like a struggle for survival in the wild.
[03:56] Yusha
    But, but... I am the real Hero!
[03:59] Yusha
    Oh, yeah! I even have the Hero's Sword!
[04:08] Yusha
    Huh?
[04:08] Seira
    Hey! It's rusting!
[04:10] Seira
    The legendary Hero's Sword is rusting!
[04:13] Mei
    Well, it's going to get a little rusty
    if you swing it around on the beach.
[04:18] Mei
    There are even barnacles on it.
[04:21] Mei
    By the way, did you know this bad,
    scary legend about barnacles?
[04:27] Mei
    One adventurer fell down a cliff
     covered with barnacles
[04:27] Seira
    Hold on! Wait! No, wait!
[04:31] Mei
    and hurt his knee.
[04:31] Seira
    I said wait!
[04:38] Yusha
    Chibi-chan, do they taste good?
[04:41] Fai
    She sure looks like she likes it.
[04:44] Fai
    That reminds me. Barnacles are relatives
    of shrimp and crabs, aren't they?
[04:48] ---
    Drool...
[04:51] Fai
    What's the matter, Mei-chan?
[04:52] Mei
    There's a lot of noise outside.
[04:55] Students
    Horses!
[04:56] Students
    They're knights!
[04:57] Students
    Cool!
[05:01] Fai
    Oh! What a magnificent carriage!
[05:04] Seira
    Well, of course it looks magnificent.
[05:06] Seira
    That's the crest of the Lapanesta Kingdom.
[05:10] Fai
    Lapanesta?
[05:12] Seira
    You care less about that
    than about barnacles?
[05:14] Mao
    Oh, come on. We covered this in class.
[05:17] Mao
    The Lapanesta Kingdom is the oldest kingdom,
    and the only one here on Naral Island.
[05:23] Mao
    The Hero and her party have long—
[05:25] Yusha
    Someone's coming out!
[05:30] Yusha
    Fluffy!
[05:32] Yusha
    Her hair's so fluffy!
[05:34] Yusha
    Her dress is so fluffy!
[05:36] Yusha
    She's so cute and fluffy!
[05:40] Rona
    How do you do, everyone?
[05:43] Rona
    I am the princess of the Lapanesta
    Kingdom, Rona Pricipa O'Lapanesta.
[05:55] Mao
    Uh, ahem.
[05:58] Mao
    We are humbly honored that you have
    come all this way to visit us, Princess.
[06:04] Mao
    I am—
[06:04] Rona
    My, you're a good girl who can give
    a proper greeting, aren't you?
[06:08] Rona
    Let me give you some candy as a reward.
[06:10] Rona
    Here.
[06:12] All
    We relate.
[06:16] Mao
    I am... deeply... grateful.
[06:20] Rona
    M-My apologies!
[06:22] Rona
    I didn't know you were a teacher.
[06:24] Mao
    It's fine. I'm used to it by now.
[06:27] Mao
    Anyway, what business brings you
    here to our adventurer school?
[06:34] Rona
    I'm here to meet the Hero.
[06:37] Mao
    Huh?! Th-The Hero?
[06:39] Rona
    Yes!
[06:40] Rona
    I heard that the Hero of
    this era had been born,
[06:43] Rona
    so I just couldn't wait to—Oh.
[06:46] Rona
    No, I've come as a representative
    of the Kingdom.
[06:49] Mao
    I-I see. The Hero, huh?
[06:53] Mao
    I suppose there is one,
     but there kind of isn't,
[06:55] Mao
    and there is, but there isn't,
     and while there is, there isn't...
[06:59] Mao
    I mean, if there isn't one, the question is
    where does a Hero come from or go...
[07:08] Yusha
    The Hero is right here!
[07:13] Mao
    Wh-What?!
[07:16] Yusha
    Exploding with courage, Yulia Chardiet!
[07:20] Seira
    The healing priest, Ellenoar Seiran!
[07:24] Fai
    Full of food and dreams, Fai Fai!
[07:27] Mei
    Five Cartado a day, Mather Enderstto!
[07:32] Yusha
    Together, the four of us are the Hero's party!
[07:40] Yusha
    That went better than last time!
[07:43] Mei
    It was worth using the special effects
    Cartado I'd been holding on to.
[07:51] Yusha
    Wh-Why?!
[07:53] Mao
    Well, when you're setting off
    explosions around the Princess,
[07:57] ---
    the national authorities can't let it slide.
[08:00] Yusha
    Mao-chan, help us!
[08:02] Mao
    Seriously, that dimwitted Hero...
[08:05] Rona
    Teacher, did you just say "Hero"?
[08:08] Mao
    Yes, that's the Hero.
[08:11] Rona
    Huh?
[08:12] Mao
    Yes, it's utterly embarrassing, but it's true.
[08:15] Rona
    But that's...
[08:17] Yusha
    They'll skewer me!
[08:17] Rona
    a girl?
[08:25] Mao
    Princess?
[08:29] Rona
    I've been longing to meet you, my Hero!
[08:33] Yusha
    Huh?
[08:35] Rona
    Long, long ago,
[08:37] ---
    when the Demon Lord appeared on
    Naral Island and the first Hero defeated him,
[08:41] Rona
    that first Hero founded a nation.
[08:45] Rona
    That nation was the Lapanesta Kingdom.
[08:48] Rona
    For generations, we have
    aided and supported the Hero.
[08:52] Rona
    That is the duty of the Lapanesta Kingdom,
[08:55] ---
    which traces its blood
    back to the first Hero.
[08:59] Rona
    And now, a Hero has appeared
    here before us once more!
[09:10] Rona
    This is the treasure entrusted to
    the royal family by the first Hero.
[09:15] Rona
    "Dark Purple Fae Truth."
[09:17] Rona
    It's said to have the power
     to see the truth of all things.
[09:22] Mei
    There's no mistake!
[09:24] Mei
    That's one of the "Seven Founding Heavens,"
    the original seven cards
[09:27] ---
    that served as the foundation
    for all modern Cartado...
[09:30] ---
    A Cartado that's mythically rare,
    which is rarer than legendary rare!
[09:34] Fai
    Easy there, Mei-chan.
[09:37] Rona
    Now, step forward.
[09:39] Yusha
    Yes, Princess!
[10:03] Yusha
    Oh?
[10:05] Rona
    Yes, you're definitely the Hero.
[10:07] All
    That easily?!
[10:08] Rona
    Yulia Chardiet.
[10:10] Rona
    In the name of the Lapanesta Kingdom,
[10:12] ---
    I hereby recognize you as the true Hero.
[10:18] Student
    Congratulations!
[10:19] Student
    Yusha! Yusha-chan!
[10:20] Rona
    You definitely are the real Hero.
[10:23] Rona
    I'm so happy!
[10:26] Seira
    N-Now we can really hold our heads high
    when we call ourselves the Hero's party!
[10:31] Seira
    We won't be given those
    faint smiles anymore!
[10:35] Fai
    Uh, this is something
    I shouldn't poke fun at.
[10:37] Mei
    She's absolutely crying for real.
[10:40] Yusha
    Uh, um... I'll do my best, Princess!
[10:46] Rona
    Please call me Rona, Hero!
[10:48] Yusha
    Sure, Rona-chan!
[10:51] Mao
    Indeed. Be sure to work hard.
[10:54] Mao
    Though this has nothing to do with me, now
    that I've given up on being the Demon Lord...
[10:59] Yusha
    Now to leave no stone unturned as I search
    for the Demon Lord to defeat them!
[11:04] Rona
    My, how encouraging!
[11:07] Rona
    However,
[11:08] Rona
    the Hero and Demon Lord
    are bound by deep ties.
[11:12] Rona
    They might be surprisingly close by.
[11:15] Mao
    Huh?!
[11:18] Mao
    No, it couldn't be...
[11:24] Rona
    ENDRO!
[11:27] Student
    Morning, Hero!
[11:29] Student
    Oh, Hero! Morning!
[11:33] Bard
    Oh, you just barely made
    it in time today, Hero.
[11:37] Yusha
    Yeah!
[11:38] Hunter
    Thanks for finding my Lancelot
     the other day, Hero!
[11:43] Beastman
    Finding a cat is nothing for a Hero, huh?
[11:48] Yusha
    This is a first!
[11:49] Yusha
    Everyone's calling me "Hero"!
[11:53] Mei
    The sound of their praise is pleasing.
[11:55] Seira
    Y-Yeah!
[11:57] Seira
    I was a bit concerned myself,
[11:59] ---
    but now we're officially recognized
    as the Hero's party, aren't we?
[12:03] Seira
    Right?! Right?!
[12:04] Yusha
    Now that everyone's recognized us,
[12:07] ---
    let's work hard and be heroes again today!
[12:09] ---
    Yeah!
[12:10] Rona
    No, that's completely unacceptable!
[12:12] Yusha
    R-Rona-chan?!
[12:15] Yusha
    You startled me.
[12:17] Yusha
    I didn't sense your presence at all.
[12:21] Rona
    I have a general understanding
[12:22] ---
    after listening in on your discussions
     in the Hero's room last night,
[12:25] ---
    starting from when you discussed
    your plans for lunch today.
[12:29] Fai
    Oh, okay. That speeds things up.
[12:31] Seira
    Huh?! Hold on!
[12:32] Seira
    She just said something
    we shouldn't overlook!
[12:35] Rona
    You mustn't be satisfied with this, Hero!
[12:39] Rona
    After all,
[12:42] Rona
    all the students are completely lacking
     in their love for you, Hero!
[12:48] Yusha
    L-Love?!
[12:50] Rona
    Your schoolmates have no
    idea how fortunate they are
[12:53] ---
    to live in the same age and
    be in the same place as you!
[12:58] Rona
    We need to build up your foundation first.
[13:02] Yusha
    Hey, Rona-chan?
[13:02] Rona
    To make everyone understand
    how wonderful you are...
[13:05] Rona
    I know!
[13:07] Rona
    Worry not!
[13:08] Rona
    I shall endeavor to ensure that everyone
    knows how wonderful you are, Hero!
[13:18] Yusha
    What is this?
[13:33] Mao
    What's the matter with you four?
[13:35] Mao
    You look like a wyvern
    that's been hit by a fireball.
[13:38] Yusha
    Oh, Mao-chan, good morning.
[13:40] Yusha
    Mao-chan, what festival is this?
[13:43] Mao
    This is...
[13:44] Rona
    It's a festival I've created.
[13:46] Rona
    I call it the "Hero Festival"!
[13:49] Yusha
    Hero Festival?
[13:50] Rona
    Yes.
[13:51] Rona
    Everyone loves festivals,
     so by throwing one for the Hero,
[13:55] ---
    I can make the whole school, and eventually,
[13:57] Rona
    all of Naral Island see
    how wonderful you are!
[14:02] Mao
    There you have it.
[14:03] Mao
    We staff members and the Princess's knights
     have worked hard preparing it overnight.
[14:10] Seira
    It's all for Yusha?
     That's some incredible initiative.
[14:14] Rona
    Yes. I'm willing to do anything for the Hero!
[14:19] Yusha
    Really? Thanks!
[14:22] Rona
    Just hearing you say that makes me so happy!
[14:26] Mei
    Still, even if it was at the princess's request,
[14:29] Mei
    you really pushed yourself hard, Mao-sensei.
[14:32] Mao
    It was all for my cute students.
[14:34] Mei
    And your true feelings?
[14:36] Mao
    The adventurer school is actually
    run by the royal family.
[14:40] Mei
    That ruins everything.
[14:42] Fai
    So even adventurers who love their freedom
[14:45] ---
    are still just convenient servants
    of the politicians in the end.
[14:50] Rona
    Now, let us go forth, Hero!
[14:53] Rona
    Ellenoar-sama, Fai-sama, and Mather-sama, too!
[14:57] Rona
    Come on!
[15:00] Seira
    Her vitality is incredible for a princess.
[15:04] Seira
    I'm kind of impressed.
[15:05] Mei
    She certainly is impressive.
[15:07] Fai
    It's incredible that she knows the
    names we nearly forgot ourselves!
[15:12] Seira
    Huh?!
[15:13] Seira
    That's what's impressive to you?!
[15:15] Seira
    Ah, jeez! Let's get going, too!
[15:17] Both
    Yeah!
[15:19] Mao
    Good grief. They're acting like
    children over some festival.
[15:23] Mao
    It makes me laugh to think that's the Hero.
[15:26] Warrior
    Mao-sensei.
[15:28] Warrior
    I bought the cotton candy pomurun
    you were looking at with envy earlier.
[15:33] Warrior
    Go on, eat it up so fast that
    it gets your mouth all sticky!
[15:38] Warrior
    Oh... If you'd like, we could eat it together.
[15:42] Warrior
    Bringing our faces so close that your
    soft cheeks press against my own...
[15:49] Warrior
    Oh... Where did she go?
[16:00] ---
    Munch!
[16:07] ---
    Munch!
[16:13] ---
    Lick.
[16:39] Rona
    How is it?
[16:40] ---
    Are you enjoying all the stalls
     I put together to promote you, Hero?
[16:45] Yusha
    Y-Yeah, you're really promoting me... I think.
[16:49] Fai
    The Yu-chan cakes were delicious!
[16:51] Mei
    The figure was wearing pink.
[16:54] Seira
    That was the best!
[16:56] Yusha
    You're all mean!
[16:58] Seira
    Sorry.
[16:59] Seira
    But look around. Everyone's having fun.
[17:08] Yusha
    Yeah!
[17:09] Yusha
    I guess it's okay, then!
[17:11] Seira
    You're as optimistic as ever.
[17:13] Fai
    That's the nice thing about Yu-chan!
[17:16] Mei
    That's how a Hero should be.
[17:21] Rona
    Anyway...
[17:23] Yusha
    Huh?
[17:24] Rona
    The main event of the festival is starting!
[17:26] Rona
    Come on, everyone!
[17:31] Knight
    Look over there!
     That's the Demon Lord's castle!
[17:34] Knight
    Seira-chan, Fai-chan, Mei-chan,
[17:36] ---
    we finally made it to the Demon Lord's castle!
[17:38] Knight
    I'll smash the Demon Lord to
    smithereens with my hammer!
[17:43] Knight
    I'm so hungry.
[17:45] Knight
    There should be some legendary rare
    Cartado at the Demon Lord's castle!
[17:53] Seira
    They see me as a musclebound priest?!
[17:57] Rona
    I worked hard to try to show
    everyone who you really are!
[18:02] Yusha
    You did?
[18:04] ---
    Thanks, Rona-chan!
[18:07] Rona
    Hero...
[18:09] Rona
    U-Um, I...
[18:17] ---
    Sip, sip.
[18:20] Yusha
    Delicious!
[18:22] Yusha
    I was just getting thirsty, too.
[18:24] Yusha
    Thanks, Rona-chan.
[18:27] Rona
    I've always admired the Hero,
    ever since I was little.
[18:32] Yusha
    Huh?
[18:36] Rona
    My heart raced with exciting thoughts
    of the Hero's adventures,
[18:39] ---
    and I always thought to myself,
[18:42] Rona
    what if the real Hero were to appear?
[18:48] Rona
    And I dreamed of one day
    becoming the Hero's bride.
[18:52] Rona
    I can't believe that I actually
    get to meet the Hero like this!
[18:57] Yusha
    But we're both women, you know.
[19:00] Rona
    That's a trifling matter in the face of love.
[19:02] Rona
    The law is something I can deal with.
[19:04] Yusha
    Oh...
[19:07] Rona
    Please, will you...
     let me be by your side, Hero?
[19:20] Mao
    My face is all shiny and sticky.
[19:24] Mao
    How can that woman keep up with a
    Demon Lord who's trying her best to run away?
[19:29] Mao
    Oh, this is perfect.
[19:36] Mao
    Wh-What?!
[19:38] Mao
    Wait, this is a...
[19:42] Mao
    They're using a real monster?
[19:44] ---
    Just how big is this princess?
[19:47] Mao
    Well, at least red bulldozers
    are docile monsters,
[19:50] ---
    so long as you don't...
    pull... their... tails...
[20:02] Yusha
    Huh?! What's that? What happened?!
[20:04] Rona
    That's the monster I prepared for the play!
[20:08] Yusha
    Huh?!
[20:14] Yusha
    Sorry, Rona-chan!
[20:15] Yusha
    I need to go for now. We can talk later!
[20:18] Rona
    Please wait!
[20:20] Rona
    My knights are already here,
    and so are the teachers.
[20:24] Rona
    There's no need for you
    to trouble yourself, Hero!
[20:27] Yusha
    Yeah... but I'm still going.
[20:31] Rona
    Because you're the Hero?
[20:34] Yusha
    That's not it... exactly?
[20:38] Yusha
    It's, uh...
[20:42] Yusha
    Because I'm me, I guess!
[20:54] Yusha
    Well, I'm heading out!
[21:02] Rona
    Not because you're the Hero,
[21:06] ---
    but because it's who you are?
[21:09] Rona
    Huh?
[21:10] Rona
    Huh?
[21:12] Rona
    What?
[21:15] Rona
    What...
[21:29] Mao
    Well, in short, we have a transfer student.
[21:33] Yusha
    Rona-chan!
[21:35] Rona
    Yes! I'm the Hero's Rona!
[21:41] Rona
    I hope we'll all get along.
[21:45] Rona
    You too, Mao-sama.
     I hope we get along well, too.
[21:49] Rona
    This is but another fate
    laid forth by the world.
[21:54] Mao
    This girl really does...
SIGN    Roll 5
    My Hero!
SIGN    One Room, 100 Square Feet,  Demon Lord Included!
SIGN    "One Room, 100 Square Feet,  Demon Lord Included!"

E6 - One Room, 100 Square Feet, Demon Lord Included!
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[00:02] Mao
    In short, medicinal herbs growing wild
    by the roadside are unsanitary to use,
[00:08] ---
    so unless it's an emergency...
[00:12] Mao
    Unless it's... an emergency...
[00:22] Yusha
    Mao-chan?!
[00:23] Seira
    Sensei?!
[00:23] Fai
    Mao-chan-sensei?!
[00:23] Mei
    Mao-sensei?!
[00:24] Yusha
    Mao-chan, what's wrong?
[00:29] Yusha
    She has a terrible fever!
[00:30] Rona
    Please leave this to me, Hero.
[00:33] Yusha
    Rona-chan!
[00:34] Rona
    It's important to remain calm
     in moments like this.
[00:36] Rona
    Don't panic, and don't rush.
[00:38] Rona
    Yes! Let's build the ultimate
    hospital here, right away!
[00:42] Seira
    I think you've gone full circle
     into panic territory!
[00:45] Fai
    Let's get her to the nurse's office for now.
[00:47] Mei
    The way you can make just the
    right decision always amazes me.
[00:55] Nurse
    I have the results of your exam.
[00:59] Mao
    That look...
[01:01] Mao
    I see. It figures.
[01:05] Mao
    I had a feeling it would come to this one day.
[01:07] Nurse
    This is terribly hard for me to tell you, but...
[01:10] Mao
    I know my body best of all.
[01:15] Mao
    I'm prepared to accept anything,
    so just tell me the truth.
[01:20] Mao
    I won't blame you for it.
[01:22] Nurse
    Mao-sensei, you're dealing with...
[01:26] Nurse
    Demon Lord Fever!
[01:29] Mao
    "Demon Lord Fever"?!
SIGN    Endro!
[03:12] Mao
    Calling it "Demon Lord Fever" because
    even a Demon Lord can't escape it...
[03:16] Mao
    Humans sure have a way with names.
[03:19] Mao
    Still, to think even I, one who gave up
    being the Demon Lord, would fall ill...
[03:24] Mao
    No, maybe this is my just punishment
    for casting aside my duty.
SIGN    Mao-chan Last Night
[03:36] (Flashback) Mao
    Refill of strawberry juice!
[03:40] (Flashback) Mao
    I'm home now!
[03:44] (Flashback) Mao
    Off, off, off!
[03:53] Mao
    Yeah.
[03:54] Mao
    I have no idea how I could have caught this,
    so there's nothing to be done.
[03:58] Mao
    I guess I just have to accept it as
    a punishment being dealt to me.
[04:05] Mao
    It's a pain, but... oh, well.
[04:09] Mao
    There's never been any wonder drug for it,
[04:12] Mao
    so the only cure is to stay warm
     and get plenty of rest and nutrition.
[04:18] Mao
    Demon Lord Fever is terrifying!
[04:25] Mao
    I know this is my fault,
     but I still can't believe it.
[04:29] Mao
    I suppose I should at least
    be cooking for myself.
[04:35] Mao
    Huh? What's this?
[04:36] Mao
    It's the drop we got from the honey boo
    monster during that outdoor practical.
[04:41] Mao
    It's honey packed full of nutrients!
[04:48] Mao
    This is all I have left?
[04:51] Mao
    Well, it's better than nothing.
[04:55] Mao
    Lick.
[04:58] Mao
    So sweet!
[05:00] Mao
    They say this honey provides
    complete nutrition.
[05:03] Mao
    With this, I can fight off Demon Lord Fever.
[05:07] Mao
    Lick, lick, lick.
[05:18] Mao
    I'm so miserable.
[05:19] Mao
    What on earth am I doing here, all by myself,
     instead of being the Demon Lord?
[05:27] Mao
    If only I hadn't been sent into the past
     during my battle with the Hero!
[05:33] Mao
    Well, when I think about it, there's not
    much difference between then and now.
[05:43] (Flashback) Meigo
    Have you awakened, new Demon Lord?
[05:47] (Flashback) Mao
    And you are?
[05:49] (Flashback) Meigo
    I am a golem created to serve the Demon Lord.
[05:54] (Flashback) Meigo
    Demon Lord, have you finished
    recovering your memories?
[05:58] (Flashback) Mao
    Yes, I'd like to say I'm completely done,
[06:04] (Flashback) Mao
    but with 3,000 years worth of memories,
[06:07] (Flashback) ---
    some of the details are still vague.
[06:10] (Flashback) Meigo
    That's to be expected.
[06:11] (Flashback) Meigo
    This is your 999th resurrection, after all.
[06:16] (Flashback) Mao
    And when the Demon Lord
    is resurrected in this land,
[06:19] (Flashback) ---
    a Hero also appears to take them down, huh?
[06:24] (Flashback) Mao
    If the legends are true, then we've
    now been defeated 998 times.
[06:29] (Flashback) Mao
    Hmph. It's as if we're being
    resurrected only to be defeated.
[06:35] (Flashback) Meigo
    I have confidence that you can achieve
    victory this time, Demon Lord.
[06:40] (Flashback) Mao
    Very well.
[06:42] (Flashback) Mao
    In that case, you may begin guiding me
     toward becoming a true Demon Lord.
[06:46] (Flashback) Meigo
    Of course.
[06:47] (Flashback) Meigo
    That is what I'm here for.
[06:50] (Flashback) Mao
    What are those?
[06:51] (Flashback) Meigo
    Glasses.
[06:53] (Flashback) Meigo
    I will be your teacher.
[06:55] (Flashback) Mao
    Really?
[06:57] (Flashback) Meigo
    Indeed.
[06:59] (Flashback) Meigo
    What is the weakness of the second
    tail of a five-tailed dragon?
[07:03] (Flashback) Mao
    That's easy. It's fire.
[07:05] (Flashback) Meigo
    That is the weakness of its fourth tail.
[07:09] (Flashback) Meigo
    The correct answer is that
    the base of the tail is ticklish.
[07:13] (Flashback) Mao
    That's not even the same type of weakness!
[07:16] (Flashback) Meigo
    Tom-kun harvests 300 from his fields.
[07:19] (Flashback) Meigo
    If he is taxed at 30%,
    how much does he pay in taxes?
[07:23] (Flashback) Mao
    That's ridiculous. He pays 90.
[07:26] (Flashback) Meigo
    Incorrect.
[07:27] (Flashback) Meigo
    Tom-kun pays no taxes
     and flees into the night
[07:30] (Flashback) ---
    after the Demon Lord burns all his fields.
[07:33] (Flashback) Mao
    Am I some tyrant?
[07:35] (Flashback) Meigo
    You are the Demon Lord.
[07:37] (Flashback) Meigo
    The Demon Lord's Four Generals shall serve
    as your partners for combat training.
[07:41] (Flashback) Generals
    Demon Lord, prepare yourself!
[07:47] (Flashback) Mao
    Are my Four Generals nothing but small fry?!
[07:56] (Flashback) Mao
    I'll allow it. Join me for dinner.
[07:59] (Flashback) Meigo
    A servant is never permitted to do that.
[08:04] (Flashback) Mao
    I see.
[08:08] (Flashback) Mao
    Go forth, my subordinates!
[08:09] (Flashback) Mao
    This time, our Demon Lord Army
    shall seize Naral Island!
[08:30] (Flashback) Mao
    I am just a gargoyle in a birdcage.
[08:33] (Flashback) Mao
    But one day, I shall take flight
[08:35] (Flashback) Mao
    into that pitch-black night full of miasma.
[08:40] (Flashback) Mao
    I am the Demon Lord, waited upon by all,
[08:43] (Flashback) Mao
    so why...
[08:45] (Flashback) Mao
    Why do I feel so unfulfilled?
[08:49] (Flashback) Mao
    You say the Hero has appeared?!
[08:52] (Flashback) Meigo
    A student at the adventurer school
[08:54] (Flashback) ---
    drew the sacred sword and
    departed with her friends.
[08:57] (Flashback) Mao
    I see. At long last!
[09:00] (Flashback) Meigo
    That makes you smile, Demon Lord?
[09:04] (Flashback) Mao
    I was smiling?
[09:09] (Flashback) Mao
    The Hero's here!
[09:11] (Flashback) Meigo
    Yes.
[09:12] (Flashback) Meigo
    They've defeated the Four Generals
    sent to intercept them
[09:14] (Flashback) ---
    and are heading straight here
     for you, Demon Lord.
[09:17] (Flashback) Meigo
    I shall go intercept them, as well.
[09:20] (Flashback) Mao
    Wait.
[09:22] (Flashback) Meigo
    What is it?
[09:24] (Flashback) Mao
    No, forget it.
[09:28] (Flashback) Meigo
    Then please excuse me, my Lord.
[09:34] (Flashback) Mao
    Even if I wanted to stop her,
[09:36] (Flashback) ---
    I don't even know her name...
[09:42] (Flashback) Mao
    I guess in the end, I'm all alone.
[09:52] (Flashback) Demon Lord
    I applaud you for reaching me, Heroes.
[09:57] Mao
    I was this close to conquering Naral Island
[10:00] ---
    and putting an end to my life in
    the lonely Demon Lord's Castle...
[10:11] Mao
    Why does the Hero have
    to be someone so clueless?
[10:19] Mao
    Who could it be at a time like this?
[10:23] Yusha
    Mao-chan!
[10:25] Yusha
    Please, don't die!
[10:29] Fai
    Oh, nice lock, Yu-chan!
[10:31] Fai
    You should have her beat in three seconds!
[10:33] Seira
    Hey, hey, hey!
[10:34] Seira
    Calm down and loosen your grip, Yusha!
[10:37] Seira
    Come on! Mao-sensei's trying to tap out!
[10:40] Seira
    Break away from her!
[10:42] Seira
    Now fight!
[10:42] Mei
    You need to calm down
    yourself, Seira-san.
[10:46] Mao
    You all really are clueless!
SIGN    Roll 6
    One Room, 100 Square Feet, Demon Lord Included!
[10:55] Mao
    ENDRO!
[11:01] Yusha
    Are you all right, Mao-chan?
[11:02] Mao
    I was doing fairly well
    until you all barged in.
[11:08] Fai
    I found some honey boo's
    honey on the ground!
[11:11] Fai
    It's so sweet!
[11:12] Mao
    That's...
[11:14] Mao
    G-Give it back!
[11:16] Mao
    That's the only hope I have left!
[11:19] Mao
    My final hope for nutrition!
[11:23] Seira
    Your final hope? But it seems
    there was hardly any left.
[11:27] Fai
    You want to lick some too, Mao-chan-sensei?
[11:30] Fai
    Here!
[11:34] Fai
    It tickles when you lick like that!
[11:38] Fai
    You want to taste some, too?
[11:41] Fai
    Okay, here!
[11:46] Seira
    Is that even sanitary?
[11:50] Yusha
    Mao-chan looks really uncomfortable.
[11:52] Yusha
    When I caught Demon Lord Fever
     as a child, I recovered right away...
[11:57] Yusha
    I know!
[11:58] Yusha
    Hey, let's cure her Demon Lord Fever
     really quickly with a Cartado!
[12:02] Mei
    That's impossible.
[12:04] Mei
    You can heal wounds with Cartado,
     but not cure illnesses.
[12:07] Mei
    That's just how they are.
[12:09] Yusha
    I see.
[12:11] Yusha
    I guess you can't just use
    Cartado for everything, huh?
[12:15] Seira
    Oh, that's kind of cute.
[12:17] Fai
    Hey, Yu-chan.
[12:19] Fai
    I'm sure it's not because Cartado lack power,
[12:22] Fai
    but because mothers are incredible!
[12:24] Yusha
    Mothers? Oh!
[12:27] Both
    Oh!
[12:46] Mao
    What?
[12:47] Mao
    I've had enough of your visit, so go home now.
[12:51] Mao
    Please.
[12:52] Yusha
    We've made up our minds!
[12:54] Yusha
    Since you're always taking care of us,
[12:56] Yusha
    we're going to look after you
     the way a mother would!
[12:59] Mao
    Wh-What?!
[13:01] Mao
    Th-These guys are going to look after me?
[13:04] Mao
    What's going to happen to me?!
[13:07] Mao
    Have these girls realized I'm the
    Demon Lord and come to end me?!
[13:17] Yusha
    Mao-chan, does that feel good?
[13:20] Mao
    Y-Yeah.
[13:21] Yusha
    When you've been sweating.
    you need to wipe it off.
[13:24] Mao
    Th-That's true.
[13:28] Fai
    I'm back!
[13:29] Fai
    I brought some good restorative fruits
     and mushrooms I picked in the forest.
[13:34] Fai
    Mei-chan, is this enough?
[13:36] Mei
    That's plenty.
[13:37] Mei
    Healthshrooms and easilydigestiseeds...
[13:39] Mei
    And chicken, too.
[13:41] Mei
    So with that...
[13:44] Mei
    Change!
[13:47] Mei
    Young wife mode!
[13:50] Mei
    I'll make some food that's easy to keep down.
[13:56] Fai
    Mei-chan's the most feminine
    one in this Hero's party!
[14:00] Yusha
    She can cook, clean, and sew, too.
[14:04] Mao
    This girl's full of surprises!
[14:07] Seira
    Well, I guess I'll clean her roo—
[14:09] Yusha
    Sei-chan, you stay still.
[14:09] Fai
    Seira-chan, you stay still.
[14:11] Seira
    This again?!
[14:13] Yusha
    We'll do the cleaning.
[14:14] Fai
    Yeah!
[14:20] Seira
    Chibi... You and I are friends, right?
[14:25] Seira
    Chibi? What are you...
[14:29] Seira
    Ch-Chibi-san?
[14:35] Seira
    Hey, what did you just eat?
[14:37] Seira
    No, wait, never mind!
    Uh, why are you coming this way?!
[14:39] Seira
    Stop!
[14:40] Seira
    Don't open your mouth and show me!
[14:45] Seira
    Mommy!
[14:48] Mei
    Are you okay, Seira-san?
[14:50] Seira
    Mei...
[14:51] Mei
    It seems that Mao-sensei's having
    trouble eating on her own,
[14:54] ---
    so I'd like you to feed her.
    Would you mind?
[14:59] Seira
    Sure, I will!
[15:03] Mao
    Is this really my home?
[15:08] Yusha
    Didn't recognize it, did you?
[15:10] Seira
    Here, Mao-sensei.
[15:11] Seira
    Here's your food!
[15:13] Mao
    R-Right.
[15:14] ---
    Say "ah."
[15:22] Mao
    What is this? I feel oddly warm.
[15:26] Mao
    Is it because of the fever?
SIGN    Mao-chan's Memory
[15:32] (Flashback) Mao
    Where am I?
[15:34] (Flashback) Mao
    I was just fighting the Heroes...
[15:39] (Flashback) Passerby
    Oh, sorry, young lady.
[15:41] (Flashback) Passerby
    Are you hurt?
[15:43] (Flashback) Mao
    How dare you?!
[15:44] (Flashback) Mao
    Taste the power of the Demon Lord!
[15:50] (Flashback) Mao
    What's the meaning of this?
[15:53] (Flashback) Passerby
    Oh, that's what you're doing.
[15:55] (Flashback) Mao
    What's so funny, human?!
[15:57] (Flashback) Passerby
    My, how scary.
[15:58] (Flashback) Passerby
    I see. So you're the Demon Lord, huh?
[16:01] (Flashback) Passerby
    What am I to do?
[16:02] (Flashback) Passerby
    The Hero has yet to appear, after all.
[16:06] (Flashback) Mao
    You would insul— What?
[16:10] (Flashback) Mao
    There's no Hero?
[16:12] (Flashback) Mao
    I see.
[16:14] (Flashback) Mao
    I think I've grasped the general idea.
[16:16] (Flashback) Mao
    At present, there's no Hero here on
    Naral Island, let alone a Demon Lord.
[16:20] (Flashback) Mao
    Now, why is that?
[16:23] (Flashback) Mao
    It would seem that I've
    been sent to the past.
[16:26] (Flashback) Mao
    And it must've been because... of that.
[16:33] (Flashback) Mao
    But time travel is impossible,
    save for Creator-class gods.
[16:37] (Flashback) Mao
    Just how badly did that dimwit
    Hero screw up for this to happen?!
[16:44] (Flashback) Mao
    Still, this isn't all bad.
[16:47] (Flashback) Mao
    Fortunately, I possess my
    memories of the future.
[16:50] (Flashback) Mao
    If I use those, I might be able to
    prevent the birth of the Hero.
[16:54] (Flashback) Mao
    However...
[16:56] (Flashback) Mao
    Whether it's because the Hero's magic failed
[16:59] (Flashback) ---
    or because I've traveled back in time,
[17:01] (Flashback) Mao
    my power has been dramatically weakened.
[17:04] (Flashback) Mao
    I'll need rest in order to recover my power.
[17:07] (Flashback) Mao
    To do that...
[17:10] (Flashback) Mao
    I'll need to procure a base and a job!
SIGN    Adventurer's Guild
[17:16] (Flashback) Mao
    I am the Dem—Mao!
[17:19] (Flashback) Mao
    Foolish humans of the Adventurer's Guild!
[17:22] (Flashback) Mao
    You will obediently find me
    a suitable job and residence!
[17:27] (Flashback) Receptionist
    We don't have any good quests at the moment.
[17:30] (Flashback) Receptionist
    Here, eat this and go play outside, okay?
[17:33] (Flashback) Mao
    Oh? How admirable of you to present tribute.
[17:38] (Flashback) Mao
    I shall return!
[17:41] (Flashback) Mao
    Curses! At this point,
     I'll have to try everything!
[18:03] (Flashback) Mao
    Why can I not find a base or a job?
[18:05] (Flashback) Mao
    And why does everyone keep giving me candy?
[18:10] (Flashback) Mao
    Frankly, candy isn't going to fill my stomach.
[18:17] (Flashback) Mao
    To think the great Demon Lord
     would be taken down by hunger...
[18:33] (Flashback) Warrior
    Oh, you're awake?
[18:35] (Flashback) Mao
    Don't "You're awake?" me.
[18:38] (Flashback) Mao
    Why are you carrying me under your arm?
[18:43] (Flashback) Warrior
    When you spot a cute young girl
     collapsed on the road, you take her in!
[18:48] (Flashback) Mao
    How can she have such clear, unwavering eyes?!
[18:52] (Flashback) Warrior
    Well, I found you while I was on a quest,
     so I couldn't leave you alone.
[18:56] (Flashback) Mao
    Why do I get the feeling I would've
    been safer if you had left me alone?
[19:01] (Flashback) Mao
    Would you put me down?!
[19:03] (Flashback) Warrior
    Sure. I certainly couldn't
    fight like this, anyway.
[19:06] (Flashback) Mao
    Huh?
[19:09] (Flashback) Mao
    A five-tailed dragon?!
[19:11] (Flashback) Mao
    When you mentioned a quest, did you mean—
[19:18] (Flashback) Warrior
    You sure know a lot for a little one.
[19:20] (Flashback) Warrior
    Have some candy.
[19:21] (Flashback) Mao
    You, too?!
[19:24] (Flashback) Mao
    Wait, we don't have time for this!
[19:26] (Flashback) Warrior
    Right!
[19:33] (Flashback) Mao
    Gaia Gate!
[19:36] (Flashback) Mao
    Wow, I've recovered quite a bit.
[19:39] (Flashback) Mao
    Candy's surprisingly amazing.
[19:41] (Flashback) Warrior
    You're...
[19:43] (Flashback) Mao
    Come on! Let's defeat it already!
[19:45] (Flashback) Mao
    If this keeps up, I won't have enough
    candy—I mean, magic power!
[19:49] (Flashback) Warrior
    But that's a powerful foe.
[19:51] (Flashback) Mao
    So you just have to go for its weaknesses.
[19:54] (Flashback) Mao
    Go tickle the base of its second tail.
[19:57] (Flashback) Mao
    If you do that, it'll calm down immediately.
[20:00] (Flashback) Warrior
    All right.
[20:01] (Flashback) Warrior
    Then let's go.
[20:03] (Flashback) Mao
    Wait, why?!
[20:09] (Flashback) Warrior
    You saved me today.
[20:11] (Flashback) Warrior
    To think you already have such knowledge
    and might when you're so young.
[20:17] (Flashback) Mao
    But of course!
[20:19] (Flashback) Warrior
    So on that note, how would
    you like to be a teacher?
[20:23] (Flashback) Mao
    A teacher?
[20:24] (Flashback) Warrior
    I work as a teacher
     at the adventurer school.
[20:28] (Flashback) ---
    Would you like to, as well?
[20:29] Mao
    Why should the Demon
    Lord raise adventurers
[20:33] ---
    when one of them will
    become the future Hero?
[20:36] (Flashback) Mao
    Sorry, but I—
[20:37] (Flashback) Warrior
    Also, the adventurer school
    is run by the kingdom.
[20:40] (Flashback) Mao
    The kingdom?!
[20:41] (Flashback) Mao
    You mean... I'd be... a public
    official with a stable income?
[20:46] (Flashback) Warrior
    Yes.
[20:48] (Flashback) Mao
    If you don't mind, I would
    love to accept that offer.
[21:01] Mao
    Why are you sleeping with me?
[21:05] Warrior
    Because a little girl was sleeping here.
[21:07] Mao
    This woman keeps saying that
     with such clear, unwavering eyes!
[21:12] Mao
    Oh, my body feels light!
[21:15] Warrior
    That's good to hear.
[21:16] Warrior
    The girls who went home when
    I came in were worried about you.
[21:21] Mao
    They were?
[21:25] (Flashback) Yusha
    She's like a baby,
     falling asleep while she eats!
[21:28] (Flashback) Yusha
    So cute!
[21:30] (Flashback) Mei
    Her complexion's looking much better, too.
[21:32] (Flashback) Yusha
    Please take care of the rest for us!
[21:35] (Flashback) Warrior
    Of course. You can leave it to me.
[21:37] (Flashback) Warrior
    You all love Mao-sensei, don't you?
[21:45] Mao
    I see.
[21:51] Warrior
    It's gone cold.
[21:53] Warrior
    I should heat it.
[21:56] Mao
    No.
[22:02] Mao
    It's warm.
SIGN    Princess Rona, Fait On!
SIGN    "Princess Rona, Fait On!"

E7 - Princess Rona, Fight On!
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[00:09] Rona
    Now matter how many times I read them,
    the tales of the Heroes are the best.
[00:13] Rona
    Of course, the achievements of the
    historic Heroes are wonderful,
[00:17] Rona
    but every one of their
    companions is so unique,
[00:20] Rona
    and that only serves to enhance
    the charm of each Hero!
[00:24] Rona
    That reminds me!
[00:25] Rona
    I don't know anything about our
    current 999th Hero's companions!
[00:33] Rona
    This is terrible!
[00:35] Rona
    As one who loves our Hero,
    I must get to know her companions!
[00:42] Yusha
    Wow! All three of you sneezed
     at the same time!
[00:44] Seira
    I wonder if someone's talking about us.
[00:47] Mei
    All three of us?
[00:49] Fai
    The only one who knows all three of us is...
[00:52] Fai
    Yu-chan!
[00:53] Yusha
    Me?
[00:54] Yusha
    Oh, it was me, huh?
[00:57] Mei
    She's talking the talk! Hah!
[01:00] Fai
    What were you saying about us?
[01:02] Yusha
    Hold on. I'll try to remember.
[01:05] Mei
    Is that something you can
    just "try to remember"?
[01:07] Yusha
    Oh, yeah, I guess that's kinda weird!
SIGN    Endro!
[02:45] Rona
    Therefore...
[02:46] Rona
    I would like to further my
    acquaintance with your companions,
[02:51] Rona
    starting with Ellenoar-sama,
    if you'd be so kind.
[02:55] Seira
    S-Sure.
[02:57] Yusha
    What does she mean by
     "further my acquaintance"?
[02:59] Mei
    I think she means to become better friends.
[03:01] Fai
    So the same as usual.
[03:09] Yusha
    Hey, Seira-chan, what's our next class again?
[03:13] Seira
    Next is basic magic studies.
[03:15] Yusha
    Oh, right.
[03:17] Seira
    Mei, that's the wrong one.
[03:18] Seira
    That's the textbook on magic history.
[03:20] Seira
    You want the blue one, not that one.
[03:22] Fai
    Ah, I forgot my textbook!
[03:24] Seira
    Here, I brought a spare.
    You can borrow this one.
[03:27] Yusha
    You always seem to carry spare
    textbooks with you, Seira-chan.
[03:31] Seira
    That's because there's always at
    least one of you who forgets hers.
[03:36] Seira
    I own two sets of every
    textbook because of that.
[03:38] Rona
    Impressive!
[03:40] Rona
    That's so like you,
     Ellenoar-sama of the Hero's party!
[03:43] Rona
    The Priest of the 18th Hero's party
    was always making preparations, as well.
[03:48] Rona
    That's just like him!
[03:50] Rona
    How wonderful!
[03:52] Seira
    Th-Thank you.
[03:59] Yusha
    Seira-chan, eat my peppers.
[04:02] Mei
    Seira-san, you can have my carrots.
[04:04] Fai
    Sei-chan, give me a piece
     of your fried chicken!
[04:06] Seira
    Okay, okay.
[04:07] Seira
    But you both need to eat at least one each.
[04:09] Seira
    And Fai, make sure you chew.
[04:10] All
    Okay!
[04:12] Rona
    Impressive, Ellenoar-sama!
[04:14] Rona
    The Priest of the 132nd Hero's party was said
[04:17] ---
    to show great concern for his
    companions' health, as well.
[04:20] Rona
    How wonderful!
[04:22] Seira
    Th-Thank you.
[04:29] Seira
    Today was exhausting.
[04:35] Seira
    P-Princess?!
[04:36] Seira
    What are you doing here?!
[04:40] Rona
    You have things strewn about everywhere.
[04:42] Seira
    Huh? Oh... I've just been so busy...
[04:45] Seira
    Between practicals, homework,
     and you know, the Hero Festival,
[04:48] ---
    I haven't had time to clean up.
[04:49] Rona
    Impressive, Ellenoar-sama!
[04:51] Rona
    The Priest of the 571st Hero's party also
    had quite a unique sense of aesthetics.
[04:58] Rona
    How wonderful!
[05:08] Rona
    I'd like to spend this day off furthering
    my acquaintance with Mather-sama!
[05:12] Mei
    That's fine,
[05:13] ---
    but the places I'm going to might not
    be very interesting to the uninitiated.
[05:17] Rona
    Huh?
[05:18] Mei
    Over there.
[05:23] Rona
    So this is a Cartado shop?
[05:26] Rona
    There are so many different kinds.
[05:28] Mei
    This one has a plentiful selection,
[05:31] ---
    but there aren't many great finds here.
[05:33] Mei
    It's more for the average customer.
[05:35] Mei
    Hello.
[05:36] Clerk
    Oh, Mei-chan, welcome.
[05:38] Mei
    Have you got anything good in?
[05:40] Clerk
    We have a few rares in stock,
[05:42] ---
    but nothing I think you'd find too exciting.
[05:45] Mei
    Got it.
[05:48] Rona
    You're leaving already?
[05:50] Mei
    I was just checking up
     on their latest shipment.
[05:53] Mei
    I don't have time to waste
    taking it easy, anyway.
[05:56] Rona
    You have other plans after this?
[05:58] Mei
    I'm going to visit all of
    this city's Cartado shops.
[06:02] Mei
    But you don't need to come if—
[06:03] Rona
    As expected of the top member
     of the Hero's party, Mather-sama!
[06:06] ---
    Huh?
[06:07] Rona
    The Mage of the 36th Hero's party was also said
[06:11] ---
    to be a scholar who was
    always researching Cartado.
[06:14] Rona
    How wonderful!
[06:16] Mei
    Sure...
[06:22] Mei
    Let's go.
[06:35] Rona
    This is a bit different from
    the shops we've visited so far.
[06:38] Mei
    This is my main destination.
[06:40] Mei
    It's a hardcore shop that
    draws true aficionados
[06:42] ---
    and sells the rarest Cartado in town.
[06:56] Rona
    I-It has a rather unsavory—
    I mean, unique atmosphere.
[07:00] Mei
    Because it's where the strong gather.
[07:02] Rona
    Huh?
[07:05] Mei
    Battle.
[07:07] Elder
    Very well.
[07:08] Rona
    Battle?! No, not in a place like this!
     Especially not with such an elderly man!
[07:13] Mei
    Don't worry. We're just showing
    each other rare Cartado.
[07:17] Rona
    Huh?
[07:17] Mei
    Ready, set...
[07:20] Mei
    The rare Cartado "Mega Blizzard"!
[07:22] Mei
    And it's a five-star class!
[07:24] Elder
    Take a good look at my Cartado!
[07:28] Mei
    Whoa! That's the legendary
    rare "Dragon Breath"!
[07:34] Elder
    Last time, I lost to your "Imperial Feast,"
    so I brought out my treasured card!
[07:40] Elder
    I win this round!
[07:44] Rona
    If that's what this is about,
    I have one, as well.
[07:47] Both
    Huh?!
[07:48] Mei
    Really, Princess?
[07:50] Rona
    Yes!
[07:53] Mei
    Come to think of it, you do have a
    mythically rare Cartado, don't you?
[07:57] Rona
    Yes!
[07:58] Crowd
    Mythically rare?!
[07:59] Crowd
    They really do exist?
[08:00] Rona
    That was one I received from my father,
[08:03] Rona
    but these are ones
     I received for self-defense.
[08:06] Rona
    I have plenty more that I left in my room,
     since I can't carry them all.
[08:10] Mei
    C-Can I come visit your place sometime?!
[08:12] Rona
    Yes, of course.
[08:14] Rona
    Oh, that's right. How could
    I not have realized before?
[08:18] Rona
    Please sell me all the rare
    Cartado in this store.
[08:23] Rona
    Here, please take these, Mather-sama.
[08:26] Mei
    Huh? H-Huh?!
[08:28] Rona
    You're the Mage of the Hero's party,
[08:32] ---
    so you should have lots of good Cartado.
[08:34] Rona
    Here you go.
[08:39] Elder
    Hold it!
[08:41] Elder
    If you accept that, then you're
    finished as a Cartado collector!
[08:46] Elder
    That stack of Cartado is something all Cartado
    collectors would weep and drool over.
[08:52] Elder
    However, if you accept this now,
[08:55] ---
    you'll be denying all the efforts of those
[08:58] ---
    who worked themselves to the bone
    to collect every one of them!
[09:03] Mei
    You've opened my eyes! I was wrong!
[09:06] Elder
    So long as you understand.
[09:08] Elder
    There are no shortcuts on
    the path of Cartado collecting.
[09:10] Mei
    You're right!
[09:11] Rona
    Impressive, Mather-sama!
[09:13] Rona
    The Mage of the 888th
    Hero's party also turned down
[09:17] ---
    the position of Head Royal Mage and
    instead joined the Hero's party.
[09:22] Rona
    That firm resolve is so wonderful!
[09:26] Mei
    Y-Yeah.
[09:30] Fai
    Your acquaintance with me?
[09:31] Rona
    Yes!
[09:32] Rona
    I've grown quite acquainted with
    Ellenoar-sama and Mather-sama,
[09:36] ---
    so you're next, Fai-sama.
[09:38] Fai
    I'm heading out on a trip tomorrow, though.
[09:41] Fai
    Can it wait until I get back?
[09:43] Rona
    A trip? How wonderful!
[09:45] Rona
    The Warrior of the 337th
    Hero's party was also said
[09:48] ---
    to go on short trips with his
    companions to deepen their bonds.
[09:52] Rona
    Please allow me to accompany you.
[09:54] Fai
    Uh... Okay, why don't we go together?
[09:59] Rona
    Yes!
SIGN    Roll 7
    Princess Rona, Fait On!
[10:06] Rona & Fai
    ENDRO!
[10:10] Fai
    I grew up in the woods,
[10:12] ---
    so I occasionally go on trips like
    this to recall my wild instincts.
[10:15] Rona
    I-I see.
[10:17] Rona
    The Warrior of the 674th Hero's party
    was also said to treasure his homeland.
[10:23] Rona
    How wonderful!
[10:24] Rona
    But where is your luggage, Fai-sama?
[10:27] Fai
    I don't bring any luggage.
[10:29] Rona
    Huh?
[10:30] Fai
    Because I'm traveling to recall my wild side!
[10:32] Rona
    Is that so?
[10:34] Fai
    Well, let's go!
[10:35] Rona
    Huh?!
[10:39] Rona
    Huh?!
[10:41] Fai
    Yahoo! What a great view!
[10:45] Rona
    I-I-I-I see.
[10:46] Rona
    The Warrior of the 70th
    Hero's party was also said
[10:49] ---
    to love high places and
    looking down at his enemies.
[10:53] Rona
    H-How wonderful!
[10:54] Fai
    Here!
[10:55] Rona
    Huh?
[11:02] Rona
    I-I see.
[11:04] Rona
    The Warrior of the 92nd Hero's
    party would also weave vines to...
[11:08] Fai
    This is next.
[11:10] Fai
    Yahoo!
[11:13] Rona
    Fai-sama, a river! A river!
[11:15] Fai
    All right! A river!
[11:17] Rona
    Huh?!
[11:17] Fai
    Yahoo!
[11:21] Rona
    I-I'm not a very good swimmer.
[11:25] Rona
    I'll drown!
[11:27] Fai
    Then hold on to me!
[11:36] Fai
    It's fun being wild!
[11:39] Rona
    Y-Yes, it is.
[11:40] Rona
    The Warrior of the 927th Hero's party
     was also said to fight while riding dolphins.
[11:46] Rona
    V-Very impressive, Fai-sama.
[11:48] Rona
    How wonderful.
[11:49] Rona
    So with that, I believe it's about
    time for me to be heading back.
[11:53] Fai
    We only just got started, though.
[11:55] Rona
    No, no, we've furthered
    our acquaintance plenty.
[11:58] Rona
    I know you very well now, Fai-sama.
[12:01] Fai
    Yeah? Okay, then! Later!
[12:11] Rona
    Now that I think about it,
    I don't know the way home.
[12:14] Rona
    And I told my Knights not to come,
    so I'm truly alone...
[12:18] Rona
    And I'd have to repeat such acrobatics
    to go back the way I came,
[12:22] ---
    only to drown when I reach the river.
[12:26] Rona
    Wh-Wha—
[12:34] Fai
    Oh, you're back?
[12:36] Rona
    I can't make it back on my own!
[12:38] Rona
    I know it's an inconvenience,
[12:39] ---
    but could you escort me back
    to the entrance of the jungle?
[12:42] Fai
    Yeah, sure thing!
[12:45] Rona
    Thank you so much!
[12:46] Fai
    But I have stuff to do tomorrow,
    so it'll be after that.
[12:49] Rona
    Huh?!
[12:50] Fai
    If you wait for me here,
    I'll come back to escort you home!
[12:53] Rona
    I-I can't do that!
[12:55] Rona
    I'll go with you!
[12:56] Rona
    Please let me go with you!
[12:57] Fai
    Huh? Okay...
[13:34] Fai
    It's starting to get dark.
    We should call it a day and sleep.
[13:38] Rona
    I-I'm grateful to hear that,
     but are we sleeping right here?
[13:42] Fai
    If we sleep right here,
     we'll be attacked by wild animals.
[13:46] Rona
    Huh?! Then what are we going to do?!
[13:48] Fai
    We'll sleep there.
[13:50] Rona
    Huh?
[13:54] Rona
    This is more comfortable than I thought.
[13:57] Fai
    It is, isn't it?
[13:58] Fai
    I call them sleeping bag buds.
[14:01] Fai
    I start to feel sleepy the moment
    I climb into one of these.
[14:06] Rona
    What survival knowledge!
[14:08] Rona
    That's my impressive Fai-san,
     companion of my dear Hero!
[14:12] Fai
    Princess, do you love Yu-chan?
[14:15] Rona
    Huh?! How did you know?!
[14:18] Fai
    Well, you just said she was dear to you.
[14:19] Rona
    So now you know... Oh, dear.
[14:23] Rona
    But she's such a wonderful person,
[14:26] ---
    so it's only natural to admire her.
[14:29] Rona
    She's gallant, strong, reliable,
    and occasionally wild.
[14:33] Rona
    And yet she's still kind enough to
    escort me. She's so wonderful!
[14:38] Fai
    Who's that?
[14:40] Rona
    Who? The Hero, of course.
[14:42] Rona
    You sure say some strange things.
[14:44] Rona
    Her ambition is higher than mountains,
[14:46] ---
    her kindness as vast as the sky, and her—Oh?
[14:51] Rona
    She fell asleep.
[14:53] Rona
    I was just getting to the good parts, too.
[15:00] Fai
    We're here!
[15:02] Receptionist
    Welcome to Andas Village.
[15:05] Receptionist
    Those participating in the
    Andas Melon-Eating Competition,
[15:08] ---
    please apply over here!
[15:10] Fai
    There it is!
[15:11] Fai
    I came here to participate in that!
[15:13] Rona
    I see.
[15:14] Rona
    So this was the destination
    for your trip into the wild.
[15:17] Fai
    I happened to visit here on
    my trip into the wild last year.
[15:21] Fai
    I won first place and earned a
    year's supply of Andas melons!
[15:24] Fai
    So I thought I'd come again this year!
[15:27] Fai
    I love them!
[15:28] Fai
    When you bite into them,
    red bean paste comes out!
[15:31] Rona
    Is that so?
[15:32] Fai
    I'm gonna win them again
    this year! Sign me up!
[15:34] Fai
    Here, please!
[15:38] Man
    Oh, you came again this year?
[15:40] Fai
    I did! And I'm gonna win again!
[15:43] Man
    You really do love Andas melons.
[15:46] Man
    Oh, but will you be okay?
[15:48] Fai
    Why?
[15:49] Man
    They're trying something new this year.
[15:51] Man
    Everyone's competing in pairs.
[15:53] Fai
    Huh? Really?!
[15:56] Fai
    Hey, Princess, pair up with me!
[15:59] Rona
    Huh?!
[16:01] Announcer
    The preliminary round of the Andas
    Melon-Eating Competition will now begin!
[16:06] Announcer
    If you can finish ten melons
    within ten minutes,
[16:09] ---
    you win the preliminary round!
[16:11] Rona
    Ten in ten minutes?!
[16:13] Fai
    Don't worry, Princess.
[16:14] Fai
    You don't need to force yourself.
[16:16] Macho
    Looks like last year's champ
    is feeling pretty confident.
[16:21] Macho
    But how long will that last?
[16:23] Fai
    Oh, you're the ones who placed
    second and third last year.
[16:26] Macho
    Yeah, that's right.
[16:27] Macho
    Until then, we'd finished first
    and second five years in a row.
[16:30] Macho
    We're the Macho Brothers!
     How dare you knock us down a peg?!
[16:34] Macho
    But this year, it's a pair competition.
[16:36] Macho
    Too bad for you!
[16:38] Macho
    We're going to win it this year!
[16:40] Fai
    Well, we're not going to lose, either!
[16:42] Announcer
    Everyone, are you ready?
[16:45] Announcer
    Then, begin!
[16:47] Fai
    Time to dig in!
[17:02] Fai
    Thanks for the food!
[17:04] Rona
    Huh?!
[17:05] Fai
    Yay!
[17:07] Announcer
    The Fai and Rona pair have
    passed the preliminary round!
[17:11] Announcer
    Now it's time for the Andas
    Melon-Eating Competition finals!
[17:15] Announcer
    Eating ten in ten minutes
    must have been a high bar,
[17:18] ---
    as three pairs ran out of time and failed!
[17:21] Announcer
    So this year, we have two pairs
    advancing to the finals!
[17:27] Rona
    Fai-sama, I...
[17:29] Rona
    Huh?
[17:31] Rona
    Fai-sama, your stomach!
[17:33] Fai
    Ah... Well, I suppose ten whole
    melons filled me up a bit.
[17:37] Fai
    But I can still keep going.
[17:40] Macho
    You pulled ahead of us last round,
    but we won't lose in the finals!
[17:44] Macho
    We're much better at this next one, after all!
[17:46] Fai
    This next one?
[17:47] Announcer
    For the finals, the pairs will compete to see
[17:50] ---
    who can eat the most freshly picked
    Andas melons within 30 minutes!
[17:55] Rona
    Freshly picked?
[17:57] Rona
    Huh?!
[18:00] Rona
    These are moving!
[18:03] Macho
    This is Andas Village's special dish:
     Andas melons served live!
[18:07] Rona
    Huh?!
[18:08] Fai
    Don't worry!
[18:10] Fai
    I'm good at this stuff, too!
[18:13] Announcer
    Now then, are both teams ready?
[18:16] Announcer
    Let the Andas Melon-Eating
     Competition finals begin!
[18:21] Fai
    Time to dig in!
[18:27] Rona
    Hold on! Wait! Please stay still!
[18:30] Brother
    An...
[18:31] Brother
    ...das!
[18:37] Announcer
    Fai and Rona are at the top,
    with ten already cleared!
[18:41] Announcer
    The Macho brothers are in
    second place with seven!
[18:43] Macho
    Seriously?!
[18:45] Macho
    What speed!
[18:49] Rona
    I can't do this!
[18:51] Announcer
    Now, the finals are reaching their climax!
[18:54] Announcer
    There are only two minutes left!
[18:56] Announcer
    Fai and Rona remain in the lead with 29!
[18:58] Announcer
    The Macho Brothers are putting up a
    good fight as well, with 20 of their own,
[19:03] Announcer
    but it doesn't look like
    they're catching up!
[19:05] Macho
    Damn it! Are we going to lose again?!
[19:09] Macho
    Her partner hasn't even
    eaten a single one, either!
[19:12] Rona
    I'm sorry!
[19:15] Rona
    Wh-What's the matter, Fai-sama?
[19:17] Fai
    I think I've finally hit my limit.
[19:21] Rona
    Fai-sama?!
[19:22] Announcer
    What's this?! Competitor Fai is down!
[19:24] Macho
    Now, brother!
[19:26] Macho
    Yes, brother!
[19:28] ---
    Yes, yes!
[19:30] Announcer
    The Macho brothers are at 23 and catching up!
[19:33] Announcer
    Twenty-four!
[19:35] Announcer
    Twenty-five!
[19:36] Announcer
    There's little time left now!
[19:39] Rona
    Fai-sama!
[19:42] Fai
    I guess we're going to lose.
[19:44] Rona
    Fai-sama...
[19:49] Rona
    No! Not yet!
[19:57] Announcer
    The Macho Brothers are at 28.
[19:59] Announcer
    Only more to tie!
[20:01] Macho
    Time for the last spurt!
[20:02] Macho
    Yeah!
[20:07] Announcer
    They're finally tied at 29!
[20:09] Announcer
    The Macho Brothers have caught up!
[20:12] Macho
    Only one to go!
[20:13] Announcer
    Oh, hold on!
[20:15] Announcer
    Rona's just eaten the 30th one!
[20:20] Announcer
    And now, time's up!
[20:24] Announcer
    The winners of the Andas Melon-Eating
    Competition are Fai and Rona!
[20:28] Village
    You did great!
[20:29] Village
    That was incredible!
[20:29] Village
    You worked hard!
[20:32] Fai
    Princess!
[20:35] Fai
    We did it!
[20:45] Fai
    We won this together, so let's
    split them up when we get home.
[20:50] Rona
    No, I'll be fine.
[20:52] Fai
    Huh?
[20:53] Rona
    I'm actually not that fond of Andas melons.
[20:56] Fai
    What?!
[20:58] Fai
    But you still participated?
[21:05] Fai
    Thank you!
[21:06] Fai
    You worked so hard for me, Princess!
[21:09] Fai
    Thank you!
[21:13] Rona
    Huh?
[21:15] Rona
    Why am I feeling so happy?
[21:19] Yusha
    Hey!
[21:21] Yusha
    Fai-chan, Rona-chan, welcome back!
[21:24] Fai
    We're home, everyone!
[21:27] Fai
    Hey, hey, listen to this!
[21:29] Fai
    The Princess was incredible!
[21:31] Fai
    She was all "ah-ah," then "zoom," and "sploosh,"
     and "hop hop," and "nom nom nom"!
[21:39] Seira
    W-Wow...
[21:41] Seira
    But Princess, you really are incredible,
     to keep up with Fai's wild trip.
[21:46] Mei
    Her trips are so crazy that
    even we have to turn her down.
[21:50] Yusha
    That's incredible, Rona-chan!
[21:52] Rona
    No, it wasn't...
[21:54] Fai
    It was a fun trip, wasn't it, Princess?
[21:59] Rona
    Yes!
SIGN    My Yusha-sama!
SIGN    "My Yusha-sama!"

E8 - My Yusha-sama!
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[00:05] Rona
    Good morning, everyone!
[00:07] Rona
    Hero!
[00:10] Yusha
    Good morning, Rona-chan!
[00:16] Mao
    A staff like this is a convenient thing
    to have when dungeon-crawling.
[00:21] ---
    Do you know why that is?
[00:23] Mao
    Go ahead, Princess Rona!
[00:25] Rona
    Huh?! Um...
[00:28] Seira
    You can use it to search for traps by
    poking the dungeon's walls and floors.
[00:33] Rona
    Thank you so much.
[00:36] Rona
    You can use it to search for traps by
    poking the dungeon's walls and floors!
[00:41] Mao
    I heard all that, you know.
[00:48] Mao
    It's absolutely vital for adventurers
    to know how to use Cartado.
[00:52] Mao
    They can be used for offensive magic like
    this, for carrying items, and more.
[00:58] Rona
    Sensei.
[00:59] Rona
    What are Cartado, exactly?
[01:02] Mao
    Well, you see...
[01:04] Mei
    Cartado dates back all the way
[01:06] ---
    to ancient times, when
    Heaven and Earth were created.
[01:10] Mei
    But there are various theories about that.
[01:12] Mei
    One theory says the great creator appeared when our world was nothing but chaos—
[01:17] ---
    no light, darkness, Heaven, or Earth—
[01:19] Mei
    and he raised one card
    and spoke, "Car Tado!"
[01:23] Mei
    In Ancient Lapanestan,
     this means "World, be filled with light!"
[01:27] ---
    And the name "Cartado" is derived from that.
[01:31] Rona
    Wow! Really?!
[01:33] Mei
    Hah!
[01:34] Mao
    Hey! Don't take over my lesson!
[01:42] Fai
    So good!
[01:43] Rona
    You're eating a lot again today, Fai-sama.
[01:46] Fai
    Have some too, Princess.
[01:48] Rona
    Thank you very much!
[01:50] Seira
    Our Fai is...
[01:51] Mei
    ...sh-sharing food?
[01:55] Yusha
    I guess they're real pals now.
[02:04] Yusha
    Wow, this ribbon's so cute!
[02:07] Rona
    It'll look good on you, Hero.
[02:09] Yusha
    I think it would look better on you.
[02:11] Rona
    Huh?
[02:12] Yusha
    You're really cute, after all!
[02:15] Rona
    My...
[02:23] Rona
    I had a very fulfilling day today.
[02:26] Rona
    But... I feel as if something is missing...
[02:34] Rona
    That's right!
SIGN    Endro!
[04:11] Mao
    What brings you here on our day off?
[04:14] Rona
    Sensei, the Hero isn't even slightly Heroic!
[04:18] Mao
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[04:21] Rona
    Heroes are exalted people who
    save the world from the heinous,
[04:25] ---
    fiendish, good-for-nothing
    Demon Lord that brings chaos
[04:29] ---
    and destruction to the world.
[04:32] Mao
    Who're you calling "good-for-nothing"?!
[04:34] Rona
    What?
[04:35] Mao
    N-Nothing!
[04:37] Mao
    Continue.
[04:38] Rona
    All right...
[04:39] Rona
    However, our Hero typically attends classes,
[04:42] ---
    eats boxed lunches, goes shopping,
    and lives like a normal girl.
[04:47] Mao
    You seem to be enjoying a lot of that
    yourself, though. Do you not like it?
[04:50] Rona
    It's not that I don't like it.
    I'm having a lot of fun.
[04:54] Mao
    Then what's the problem?
[04:57] Rona
    I still want to see the Hero
     doing Heroic things.
[05:02] Mao
    Doing "Heroic things," huh?
[05:08] Mao
    Come to think of it,
[05:09] ---
    she did say something about defeating
    an evil god over summer break.
[05:12] Mao
    No idea if that's true, though.
[05:14] Rona
    Defeating an evil god?! That's exactly it!
[05:17] Rona
    Give me more of that, please!
[05:18] Rona
    Are there any evil gods ripe
    to be defeated somewhere?
[05:22] Mao
    Of course not.
[05:24] Mao
    And don't talk about evil
    gods as if they're fruit.
[05:26] Mao
    Besides, even if she is the Hero,
    she's still just a fledgling.
[05:31] Mao
    We can't let her go on Hero quests yet.
[05:34] Rona
    Can't you do something about that?
[05:36] Mao
    I said no, and that means... no...
[05:45] Rona
    Sensei, is there nothing you can do?
[05:49] Mao
    No! I have a responsibility
    as a teacher... to...
[05:56] Mao
    All right. I'll help you.
[05:59] Rona
    Sensei!
[06:00] Rona
    Thank you so much!
[06:03] Mao
    This is terrible!
[06:05] Mao
    The Demon Lord has revived
    and kidnapped Princess Rona!
[06:09] All
    What?!
[06:11] Mao
    The resurrected Demon Lord has
    erected a new Demon Lord Castle,
[06:14] ---
    and he's waiting there for you, Hero.
[06:17] Mao
    Since this is the Demon Lord,
[06:19] Mao
    only you, the wielder of the Hero's
    Sword, can save the Princess.
[06:23] Mao
    Yulia Chardiet, go save Princess Rona!
[06:27] Yusha
    Right!
[06:28] Mao
    Of course, it's all an act...
[06:31] Yusha
    Everyone! We have to go save Rona-chan!
[06:35] Fai
    He can't get away with
    kidnapping the Princess!
[06:37] Seira
    We're up against the Demon Lord.
[06:38] Seira
    We need to make sure we're prepared.
[06:40] Mei
    This time, no Cartado will be held back!
[06:45] Yusha
    So the Demon Lord's finally appeared!
[06:45] Mao
    I feel bad watching them get so worked up.
[06:47] Seira
    Yes. We'll need steel ourselves for this.
[06:50] Fai
    No matter what enemies we'll face, I'll...
[06:50] Mao
    I'll apologize now. Sorry.
[06:51] Yusha
    Yeah!
[06:57] Mao
    I just got back.
[06:59] Rona
    Welcome back. How did it go?
[07:02] Mao
    Everything's all set.
[07:04] Mao
    Yusha and the others are on their way here.
[07:06] Rona
    My!
[07:07] Rona
    I'll finally get to see her being Heroic!
[07:11] Mao
    Still, I'm amazed you built this castle.
[07:15] Rona
    I always thought a day like this might come...
[07:18] Rona
    So I had a Demon Lord Castle built!
[07:21] Mao
    What do you mean by "a day like this"?
[07:24] Mao
    Looks like they're here.
[07:26] Rona
    Really?!
[07:32] Yusha
    Let's go, everyone!
[07:34] All three
    Yeah!
[07:41] Yusha
    Rona-chan, just wait for us!
[07:44] Seira
    Be careful. We don't know
    where an enemy might attack—
[07:48] ---
    ...from?
[07:50] Mei
    A trap!
[07:51] Seira
    We should have brought that staff with us!
[07:54] Yusha
    Everyone, run!
[07:58] Yusha
    To that door!
[08:03] Yusha
    Mei-chan!
[08:04] Mei
    Ow...
[08:10] Fai
    Huh?
[08:15] Mei
    This presence... It's a monster!
[08:18] Fai
    Sei-chan, Mei-chan, stay back!
[08:20] Yusha
    Here it comes!
[08:25] Pomurun
    Pompom!
[08:26] Seira
    Huh?
[08:28] Seira
    Pomuruns?
[08:29] Mao
    They're really going at it.
[08:33] Rona
    The Hero is fighting for me!
[08:36] Rona
    Wait, this isn't enough.
[08:39] Mao
    Pomuruns won't work?
[08:40] Rona
    No. They're the weakest monster of all.
[08:44] Rona
    And that last boulder trap
    was made out of papier-mâché.
[08:47] Rona
    And even now... Oh?
[08:50] Rona
    My, oh, my!
[08:51] Rona
    You even prepared recovery points for them?
[08:54] Rona
    This doesn't feel serious enough!
[08:58] Mao
    What do you want to do, then?
[09:00] Rona
    I believe the Hero should face trials
     like the ones spoken of in our legends.
[09:06] Rona
    For example...
[09:08] Rona
    A falling trap that'll flatten even trolls!
[09:11] Rona
    An army of demons from the demon
    realm lying in wait for them!
[09:14] Rona
    Cursed evil spirits that'll steal their souls if
    they let their guard down for but a moment!
[09:19] Rona
    Things like that.
[09:21] Mao
    Even I didn't set up hardcore stuff like that!
[09:24] Rona
    What?
[09:25] Mao
    N-Nothing!
[09:27] Mao
    Hey, Princess, do you want
    to put them all in danger?
[09:32] Rona
    Huh? Doesn't danger come with being the Hero?
[09:37] Rona
    Oh? But the one putting the Hero
    and her friends in danger is...
[09:43] Rona
    Huh? Huh? What?
[09:49] Mao
    Look. They're approaching the next room.
[09:52] Rona
    My! I'll get to see the Hero's
    wonderful deeds this time!
[09:56] Mao
    You're certainly confident.
[09:58] Rona
    Yes!
[09:59] Rona
    Because what awaits them next is
    the Demon Lord's Four Generals!
[10:04] Mao
    The Demon Lord's Four Generals?!
[10:06] Mao
    You actually got them?!
[10:11] Yusha
    Who's there?!
[10:20] Mao
    Wait! What are those costumes?!
[10:23] Rona
    They're the Demon Lord's Four Generals. See?
[10:26] Rona
    Perfect replicas.
[10:28] Mao
    No, that's...
[10:30] Mao
    You can't just use that depiction as-is...
[10:36] Yusha
    These people...
[10:40] Fai
    are really...
[10:43] Seira
    strong.
[10:46] Mei
    That's the Four Generals for you.
[10:50] Mao
    Wait, they're incredibly strong!
[10:52] Rona
    Of course.
[10:53] Rona
    The ones in those costumes are my
    bodyguards and our nation's pride...
[10:58] Rona
    Sword Master...
[11:00] Rona
    Grappler...
[11:01] Rona
    Archer...
[11:03] Rona
    and Arch Wizard.
[11:05] Rona
    They're the strongest four people
    in the Lapanesta Kingdom.
[11:10] Mao
    They might be even stronger
    than the real Four Generals.
[11:18] Yusha
    Is everyone all right?
[11:20] Seira
    This might be a bit too much.
[11:22] Mei
    Their strength's not even fair.
[11:26] Fai
    The way this is going, we won't
    be able to save the Princess!
[11:31] Yusha
    Not yet!
[11:34] Yusha
    It's too early to give up!
[11:37] Yusha
    Because we decided that we're going
    to save Rona-chan, no matter what!
[11:45] Rona
    Hero...
[11:49] Fai
    That's right.
[11:51] Seira
    We're friends, after all.
[11:52] Mei
    We can't let ourselves lose here!
[11:55] Yusha
    Let's go, everyone!
[11:57] All three
    Yeah!
[12:13] Yusha
    Stay out of our way!
[12:15] Yusha
    We're... We're going to... save Rona-chan!
[12:26] Yusha
    Huh?
[12:28] Seira
    Huh? What?
[12:32] Mei
    What's going on here?
[12:38] Yusha
    You're letting us pass?
[12:48] Sword Master
    The four of us have served the
    Princess since she was young.
[12:56] (Flashback) Rona
    Thank you for always protecting me.
[13:01] Sword Master
    The Princess's happiness is all we wish for.
[13:06] Sword Master
    To have someone who cares for you so much...
[13:10] Sword Master
    You've made good friends, Princess.
[13:16] Rona & Mao
    ENDRO!
[13:25] Rona
    It was wonderful seeing the Hero fight,
[13:28] Rona
    but it ended right at the good part.
[13:31] Rona
    I wonder why everyone stopped fighting...
[13:37] Rona
    Maybe they all suddenly got stomachaches?
[13:42] Mao
    Princess Rona...
[13:43] Rona
    Yes?
[13:47] Mao
    Can we stop this already?
[13:49] Rona
    Huh?
[13:51] Mao
    I think you've already gotten your wish
     to see them fight like Heroes.
[13:58] Mao
    You're satisfied now, right?
[14:02] Rona
    No!
[14:02] Rona
    After this comes their final battle
     against the Demon Lord.
[14:06] Rona
    That's the climax of the any Hero's tale.
[14:09] Rona
    It would be unthinkable to stop here.
[14:12] Mao
    Hmm...
[14:14] Mao
    Then what did you think as
    you watched them fight today?
[14:17] Rona
    Huh?
[14:22] Rona
    When they came for me...
[14:25] Rona
    I was truly happy.
[14:29] Rona
    I was nervous when they set off those traps,
[14:32] Rona
    and I was excited to see how truly
    wonderful their fighting was.
[14:40] Rona
    But...
[14:41] (Flashback) Yusha
    Because we decided that we're going
    to save Rona-chan, no matter what!
[14:46] (Flashback) Yusha
    We're going to save Rona-chan!
[14:50] Rona
    I wonder what it is...
     I feel this prickling in my chest.
[14:55] Rona
    Even though I wanted to see my
    admired Hero in action so badly...
[15:23] Demon Lord
    Then watch closely...
[15:26] Demon Lord
    as the Demon Lord and Hero fight.
[15:30] Rona
    Sensei?
[15:51] Yusha
    Rona-chan! We're here to save you!
[15:54] Rona
    Hero...
[15:56] Demon Lord
    You've done well to make it here, Hero.
[16:00] Yusha
    Demon Lord! Give Rona-chan back!
[16:07] Demon Lord
    Take that!
[16:10] Yusha
    Huh?!
[16:12] Seira
    What is this?!
[16:14] Fai
    Why, you!
[16:15] Mei
    It's a barrier!
     One that's dangerously strong!
[16:19] Yusha
    Seira-chan! Fai-chan! Mei-chan!
[16:21] Demon Lord
    If you want to save her,
    you'll have to defeat me...
[16:27] Demon Lord
    with your own power alone!
[16:32] Rona
    Hero...
[16:34] Yusha
    Rona-chan...
[16:37] Yusha
    Wait for me. I'll save you soon!
[16:46] Demon Lord
    I ask of you: why do you seek the Princess?
[16:51] Demon Lord
    For wealth? For status? For fame?
[16:54] Yusha
    No!
[16:56] Demon Lord
    Then is it because you're the Hero?
[16:58] Demon Lord
    Because it's the Hero's destiny
    to defeat the Demon Lord?
[17:02] Yusha
    It's none of those!
[17:04] Yusha
    It's not because she's the Princess,
    or because I'm the Hero.
[17:08] Yusha
    None of that matters.
[17:11] Yusha
    Rona-chan...
[17:13] Yusha
    Rona-chan is our precious friend!
[17:17] Yusha
    That's why I'm going to save her!
[17:21] Rona
    That's right.
[17:23] Rona
    The Hero was always...
[17:25] Rona
    always...
[17:38] (Flashback) Yusha
    Rona-chan!
[17:40] Rona
    She was always calling me "Rona,"
    and not "Princess."
[17:46] Rona
    But what about me?
[17:49] Rona
    I called her...
[17:54] Yusha
    Give Rona-chan back!
[17:57] Rona
    Please stop!
[17:59] Yusha
    Huh?!
[18:02] Rona
    I'm sorry!
[18:04] Rona
    This was all my doing.
[18:07] Rona
    The Demon Lord's revival and
    my kidnapping were all lies.
[18:15] Rona
    I'm truly sorry!
[18:18] All three
    Huh?
[18:21] Yusha
    Huh?
[18:23] All
    What?!
[18:29] Rona
    I've admired the Hero
    ever since I was little.
[18:34] Rona
    I thought that one day I would meet a Hero
    as lovely as the ones in the stories.
[18:40] Rona
    But I've been too hung up on those stories
[18:44] ---
    and never looked at what was really there.
[18:48] Yusha
    What was really there?
[18:50] Rona
    You, Hero... no, Yulia Chardiet-sama.
[18:55] Rona
    I've constantly been imposing
    my ideal Hero upon you,
[18:59] Rona
    and I haven't been looking at the real you.
[19:02] Seira
    So you're saying you prepared a Demon
    Lord to make our Yusha act Heroic,
[19:06] ---
    because she hasn't been Heroic at all?
[19:09] Mei
    That's true, though.
    Yusha-san's hardly Heroic.
[19:13] Fai
    I can't really blame her.
[19:14] Yusha
    Huh?! That's not true!
[19:17] Rona
    That's right!
[19:19] Rona
    Yulia-sama is a wonderful person!
[19:27] Yusha
    Anyway, I see. So there wasn't a Demon Lord.
[19:31] Rona
    Indeed.
[19:32] Yusha
    That's good!
[19:33] Rona
    Huh?
[19:35] Yusha
    I'm glad you weren't really kidnapped!
[19:38] Yusha
    Oh, but you know...
[19:40] Yusha
    If the Demon Lord really did
    show up and kidnap you,
[19:43] ---
    I'd definitely come save you again!
[19:46] Fai
    Right!
[19:47] Seira
    Of course!
[19:48] Mei
    In fact, we should think of strategies
    to keep her from being kidnapped.
[19:53] Rona
    Thank you so much, everyone!
[19:57] ---
    Hey, wait!
[19:59] Seira
    Speaking of which, this person is...
[20:01] Fai
    A fake Demon Lord, right?
[20:03] Mei
    They were crazy strong, though.
[20:06] Yusha
    Um, who are you, exactly?
[20:09] Demon Lord
    It's me!
[20:15] Demon Lord
    See?
[20:16] All
    Mao-chan!
[20:16] All
    Mao-chan-sensei!
[20:18] Seira
    No way!
[20:20] Fai
    I didn't notice at all!
[20:22] Mei
    You used a transformation Cartado,
[20:24] Mei
    and a very high-powered one at that.
[20:26] Yusha
    I was seriously trying to cut through you!
[20:30] Yusha
    I'm sorry!
[20:32] Mao
    Hmph.
[20:33] Mao
    It'll be a hundred years before a weakling
    like you has the skill to slay me.
[20:37] Mao
    Well, I'm off.
[20:39] Mao
    Don't be late tomorrow!
[20:42] All
    Okay!
[20:46] Yusha
    Well, let's go home, Rona-chan!
[20:53] Rona
    Yes!
[21:01] Rona
    I made you all lunches to
    apologize for the other day.
[21:04] Rona
    Please eat them if you'd like.
[21:06] Fai
    Yay!
[21:08] Seira
    You didn't have to go through the trouble.
[21:10] Mei
    A royal lunch!
     I bet it'll be incredibly luxurious!
[21:15] Rona
    No, um...
[21:18] Rona
    It was my first time making anything,
[21:20] Rona
    so I hope you'll like them.
[21:22] Yusha
    Wow! Incredible!
[21:24] Yusha
    I'll have some!
[21:27] Seira
    I'll have some too, Princess.
[21:30] Fai
    So good!
[21:33] Mei
    They're good.
[21:38] Yusha
    Yeah, they're really good, Rona-chan!
[21:41] Rona
    Oh! I'm so glad!
[21:43] Rona
    Thank you so much, Yulia-sama!
[21:46] Yusha
    Huh?
[21:47] Rona
    Huh?
[21:48] Yusha
    "Yusha" is fine. You don't need to use "Yulia."
[21:51] Rona
    B-But...
[21:58] Rona
    Okay, Yusha-sama!
SIGN    Roll 8 
    My Yusha-sama!
SIGN    Secret Cartado Festival!
[23:35] Mei
    "Secret Cartado Festival!"

E9 - Secret Cartado Festival!
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[00:01] Mei
    Big news, big news!
[00:04] Mei
    Big news!
[00:06] Mei
    I managed to get into the Cartado Festival!
[00:09] All three
    Huh?
[00:10] Mei
    Once a year, the Tarkas,
    the only manufacturers
[00:13] Mei
    of Cartado in the world,
    host a Cartado Festival!
[00:16] Mei
    It's a private festival that
    outsiders can't participate in,
[00:18] Mei
    so it's a secret festival that
    most only ever read about!
[00:22] Mei
    And I...
[00:23] Mei
    got invited...
[00:24] Mei
    to attend!
[00:32] Yusha
    Uh, and who's that?
[00:34] Mei
    This is Dodo-san,
[00:36] Mei
    the Tarka I met and bonded with
     at my usual Cartado shop.
[00:40] Mei
    He's allowing me to participate!
[00:44] All three
    So cute!
[00:46] Fai
    Sit here!
[00:48] Seira
    Would you like some snacks?
[00:49] Yusha
    Have some tea!
[00:50] All three
    So cute!
[00:55] Seira
    I'm Seira. Nice to meet you!
[00:55] Mei
    Um, so about the Cartado Festival...
[00:57] Yusha
    I'm Yusha!
[00:58] Fai
    I'm Fai!
[01:00] Yusha
    Are the snacks good?
[01:02] Mei
    You've all wasted no time in making friends.
[01:06] Seira
    Do you like the snacks?
[01:06] Mei
    Yet it took me months to do that...
[01:07] Fai
    Those snacks taste good!
SIGN    Endro!
SIGN    Roll 9
    Secret Cartado Festival!
[02:55] Mei
    "This way, path to village." I see.
[02:59] Mei
    So this cave leads to Tarka Village, then.
[03:03] Mei
    Well, that means this is as
    far as you girls can come.
[03:06] All
    What?!
[03:09] Mei
    Don't "What?!" me!
[03:10] Mei
    There are lots of evil merchants
[03:12] Mei
    who'd love to know how to get to
    Tarka Village, where Cartado originate.
[03:16] Mei
    It's not a place outsiders can just waltz into.
[03:19] Mei
    It was a miracle that I received
    permission from Dodo-san,
[03:22] Mei
    so I'm going to the Tarka Village
    I've longed to see
[03:24] Mei
    and attending that Cartado Festival!
[03:28] Fai
    He says, "You girls can come, too!"
[03:31] Mei
    Fai-san! Don't say such ridiculous things
     just because you want to come.
[03:36] Mei
    "You all, come, village, welcome."
[03:40] Mei
    Wait, you're right.
[03:41] Mei
    How did you understand him?!
[03:43] Fai
    I just kind of did.
[03:44] Fai
    Wild instincts, maybe?
[03:46] Seira
    So does that mean it's okay
    for us to go to the village?
[03:49] Yusha
    Yay!
[03:51] Yusha
    Yay!
[03:58] Mei
    It is okay to be taking this so lightly?
[04:09] Fai
    Looks like this is a dead end.
[04:17] Yusha
    Wow, a huge hole!
[04:19] Seira
    Huh? What's going on?
[04:23] Fai
    Sounds like he's telling us to jump down.
[04:26] Mei
    She's right.
[04:27] Seira
    Huh?!
[04:28] Seira
    N-No way, no way, no way, no way!
[04:32] Yusha
    He really went.
[04:35] Yusha
    All right, here I go!
[04:37] Fai
    Me, too!
[04:38] Seira
    Huh?!
[04:38] Mei
    This is for the Cartado Festival!
[04:43] Seira
    Fine!
[04:49] Seira
    H-How were they able to
    jump without hesitation?!
[04:52] Seira
    Am I just fussing too much?!
[04:54] Mei
    Yusha-san and Fai-san are just special.
[04:57] Seira
    But you're not panicking, either!
[05:00] Mei
    I'm panicking quite a bit.
[05:02] Seira
    It doesn't seem that way at all.
[05:04] Mei
    I'm the type who'd drown in a river
    without anyone ever noticing.
[05:07] Seira
    That's a scary thing to just let slip!
[05:12] Seira
    What's that?
[05:14] Mei
    Probably a gate or something
    that leads to the village.
[05:18] Yusha
    Then we'll be in the village
    once we pass through!
[05:21] Fai
    Yahoo! We're there!
[05:34] Seira
    I wish it could've dropped us
    out a little more gently.
[05:41] Mei
    Those are...
[05:51] Yusha
    What odd trees.
[05:53] Fai
    It looks like they're bearing
    paper instead of fruit.
[05:56] Mei
    They are!
[05:57] Mei
    Those are the Cartado trees I've
    always, always wanted to see,
[06:02] Mei
    ever since I read about them!
[06:03] All three
    What?!
[06:08] Yusha
    I didn't know Cartado grew on trees.
[06:11] Seira
    I always thought some powerful mage
[06:13] Seira
    was using some kind of special magic circle
[06:16] Seira
    to raise his power and imbue
    the spells into cards.
[06:20] Fai
    Me, too!
[06:23] Mei
    Yes! That's part of what
    makes Cartado so deep!
[06:26] Mei
    Cartado aren't manufactured
    items created by man.
[06:30] Mei
    They're a product of nature
    grown from the land itself!
[06:32] Yusha
    Wow.
[06:33] Yusha
    There are all kinds of Cartado
    growing from a single tree.
[06:37] Mei
    That's another part of their mystery!
[06:39] Mei
    From what I've researched,
[06:41] Mei
    the stronger theory is
    that the earth of this land
[06:44] Mei
    produces Cartado more so than the trees.
[06:47] Fai
    Wow, that's strange.
[06:51] Fai
    Are those Tarka children?
[06:54] Yusha
    Wow! They're wearing such cute outfits!
[07:03] Mei
    What are they saying?
[07:05] Fai
    Uh, they said they're wearing that attire
    because today's the festival day.
[07:10] Mei
    I see.
[07:11] Seira
    You've just accepted Fai's intuition, huh?
[07:14] Mei
    When I thought about it,
[07:15] Mei
    it's easier having an interpreter
    than translating from a book.
[07:24] Mei
    Hey!
[07:26] Mei
    Cartado are precious!
[07:28] Mei
    You have to handle them with care!
[07:31] Mei
    My goodness.
[07:35] Fai
    He said it's no big deal,
    since they grow every year.
[07:39] Fai
    He also said you all can have
    some as well, if you want.
[07:42] Mei
    Huh?!
[07:43] Mei
    Seriously?!
[07:45] Mei
    I'll take this one!
[07:46] Mei
    This one! And that one! They're mine!
[07:51] Fai
    Calm down, Mei-chan!
[07:51] Mei
    I'll take all of the Cartado here!
[07:52] Yusha
    Calm down!
[07:54] Seira
    You'll break your staff!
[07:57] Mei
    I lost myself in this paradise.
[08:10] Mei
    So this is Tarka Village.
[08:12] Mei
    I'm finally setting foot in the forbidden
    village that keeps outsiders out!
[08:17] Mei
    Everyone, make sure you're
    not rude to the villagers.
[08:25] Mei
    They're welcoming us?
[08:27] Yusha
    They're really friendly!
[08:32] Fai
    He said everyone's really happy,
    since they rarely get any visitors.
[08:36] Seira
    They're nice people.
[08:38] Mei
    This is even more reason to make sure
    others don't find out about it!
[08:41] Yusha
    We'd better keep the way here a secret!
[08:44] Mei
    But frankly, I do want to brag about this a bit.
[08:49] Seira
    Hey, now. Keep your fanaticism in check.
[08:52] Mei
    I know!
[08:54] Mei
    My lips are sealed!
[09:00] Fai
    He says, "Let's get you changed
    into the festival attire!"
[09:04] Yusha
    Oh! We get to wear that, too?!
[09:07] Mei
    I want to wear it!
[09:09] Mei
    H-Huh?
[09:11] Mei
    It won't go up any higher.
[09:17] Fai
    It's catching at my chest.
[09:19] Yusha
    Hup!
[09:26] Yusha
    Yes! I got it on!
[09:34] Seira
    Uh...
[09:40] Fai
    He says they have larger ones!
[09:43] Yusha
    I got it on! It's so cute!
[09:47] Fai
    It fits perfectly! It's so easy to move in!
[09:51] Mei
    I was worried there for a moment.
[09:56] Seira
    The first one fit me just fine.
[10:04] Fai
    He says this is the main area for the festival.
[10:08] Fai
    He says the festival's about to start.
[10:12] Mei
    It's finally time!
[10:14] Mei
    I'm actually present at this huge event
[10:17] Mei
    that Cartado fans worldwide would
    drool over: the Cartado Festival.
[10:21] Mei
    The only harvest festival that celebrates
    and honors a crop of Cartado!
[10:32] Fai
    He says they're going to sing
    the Cartado Festival song.
[10:35] Mei
    Huh?
[10:36] Both
    Song?
[10:47] Fai
    He telling us to sing along.
[10:49] Seira
    Huh? But we don't know the words.
[10:52] Mei
    I guess it doesn't matter
    if we don't know them.
[10:57] Fai
    Yeah!
[10:58] Yusha
    Then let's just sing something!
[11:40] Fai
    He says that they're now going to compete
    to determine this year's Cartado King.
[11:45] Seira
    Cartado King?
[11:47] Mei
    I've read about this before.
[11:49] Mei
    It's the main event of the festival.
[11:51] Mei
    Every year they compete to collect
[11:53] Mei
    Cartado from the wild Cartado
    trees growing around the village,
[11:56] Mei
    and not the cultivated ones,
[11:58] Mei
    and whoever manages to harvest
    the most wonderful Cartado
[12:02] Mei
    becomes that year's Cartado King...
[12:05] Mei
    the star of the festival!
[12:08] Yusha
    Really? That sounds fun!
[12:10] Seira
    You do like that sort of thing.
[12:14] Fai
    He says anyone can participate.
[12:16] Yusha
    All right! Let's do it!
[12:18] Mei
    Of course!
[12:21] Fai
    "Ready," he says.
[12:25] Fai
    "Start," he says.
[12:27] Mei
    I got that!
[12:31] Yusha
    All right, let's do our best!
[12:33] Seira
    If we're doing this, let's aim to be King!
[12:35] Fai
    Of course!
[12:37] Mei
    Let's do it!
[12:53] Yusha
    There's one!
[12:57] Yusha
    Huh?
[12:58] Fai
    He says you can't become King
    with the ones found around here.
[13:02] Fai
    You need to find rarer ones.
[13:04] Mei
    I see. I read about this before.
[13:07] Mei
    The rarer a Cartado is,
     the more difficult it is to harvest.
[13:10] Mei
    And even in the wild,
     they grow only on trees in difficult places.
[13:14] Seira
    I guess everything's been written in books.
[13:17] Mei
    That's right!
[13:18] Mei
    Generations of Cartado fans have
[13:20] Mei
    continued their unyielding
    pursuit to record it all!
[13:25] Fai
    He says to go this way.
[13:31] Seira
    Are you saying we have to climb this?
[13:34] Fai
    He says so.
[13:36] Seira
    Of course...
[13:46] Fai
    I'm great at this stuff! Yahoo!
[13:49] Yusha
    That looks fun!
[13:53] Seira
    Those two really are full of energy,
     aren't they, Mei?
[13:58] Seira
    Mei?
[13:59] Mei
    Seira-san!
[14:00] Mei
    My heart's dancing so hard
    at this opportunity
[14:03] Mei
    to experience harvesting
    rare Cartado in the wild!
[14:07] Mei
    Also, if I manage to become Cartado King
     at the legendary Cartado Festival,
[14:11] Mei
    I'll be able to brag for life among fans!
[14:15] Seira
    I guess so.
[14:17] Seira
    Uh, the Cartado tree is...
[14:21] Seira
    Oh, there!
[14:22] Mei
    No!
[14:23] Mei
    That's not a rare one!
[14:25] Seira
    Huh? You can tell from this far away?
[14:27] Mei
    Of course!
[14:29] Mei
    I can tell Cartado apart even from so
    far away that they look like specks!
[14:33] Mei
    By the way, that's a "Toad Voice."
[14:36] Seira
    Y-You can even tell that much?
[14:38] Seira
    By the way, what kind of spell is that?
[14:40] Mei
    One that makes your voice
    sound like a frog's.
[14:42] Seira
    What would you even use that for?
[14:45] Yusha
    Oh, I found one!
[14:47] Yusha
    Is that rare?
[14:51] Mei
    Yusha-san! That's a legendary rare Cartado!
[14:55] Yusha
    Huh? Really?!
[14:57] Yusha
    All right! Here I go!
[15:02] Fai
    Leave it to me!
[15:07] Fai
    I got it!
[15:12] All
    Fai-chan!
[15:12] All
    Fai-san!
[15:18] Fai
    That was close.
[15:24] Mei
    They're taking it!
[15:25] Seira
    Too bad.
[15:26] Fai
    Not yet! Dodo!
[15:45] Seira
    I guess this makes that person Cartado King.
[15:49] Yusha
    Really?
[15:50] Seira
    I mean, it was a legendary rare, right?
[15:52] Seira
    You aren't going to find two or three of them.
[15:55] Fai
    But it looks like Mei-chan
    hasn't given up yet.
[15:59] Mei
    That's a common. That's a common, too.
[16:03] Mei
    That's... an ordinary rare.
[16:06] Seira
    Mei, are you looking for legendary rares?
[16:08] Yusha
    Oh! Maybe we can find a mythic rare
     like the one Rona-chan has!
[16:13] Mei
    Impossible.
[16:14] Mei
    There are only a few mythic
    rares in the entire world.
[16:17] Mei
    They're all said to be given from God
[16:20] Mei
    and passed down for
    generations since long ago.
[16:24] Mei
    There's no written record of any
    being found growing on trees.
[16:28] Mei
    But there's still a chance that
    we might find a legendary rare.
[16:32] Mei
    Besides, even if I don't become Cartado King,
[16:36] Mei
    I'm getting to participate in the
    Cartado Festival I dreamed of!
[16:39] Mei
    I'm going to keep at it until time's up
[16:41] Mei
    and enjoy this moment I dreamed of,
     for as long as possible!
[16:46] Yusha
    Mei-chan...
[16:48] Seira
    Mei...
[16:49] Yusha
    Then I'll help you now, Mei-chan!
[16:52] Seira
    Yeah.
[16:53] Seira
    I've never seen Mei this passionate before.
[16:55] Fai
    What should we do? Ask away!
[17:00] Fai
    Dodo says he'll help, too!
[17:03] Mei
    Everyone...
[17:04] Mei
    Thank you!
[17:32] Mei
    Let's call it quits.
[17:35] Fai
    Huh?
[17:37] Yusha
    You're giving up?
[17:38] Mei
    I'm searching for something
     we're not likely to find anyway.
[17:42] Mei
    And the sun's about to set,
     so we're getting close to the end.
[17:46] Mei
    Thank you all for coming along with me today.
[17:53] Mei
    That's...
[17:57] Fai
    Mei-chan?
[18:03] Fai
    Oh! It's a Cartado!
[18:05] Mei
    It is.
[18:07] Mei
    It must have gotten buried
    in a landslide or something.
[18:10] Mei
    But this is...
[18:16] Mei
    Th-This is...
[18:17] Seira
    Huh?!
[18:19] Yusha
    It's a huge Cartado!
[18:23] Mei
    I wonder if it's a mutation.
[18:25] Seira
    How are you so calm with such
    a rare Cartado before you?!
[18:30] Seira
    You might be able to become
    King with this one!
[18:34] Mei
    It's rare, all right,
[18:36] Mei
    but this is just a one-star common.
[18:40] Yusha
    Still!
[18:41] Yusha
    We should try entering with it,
     since we found it!
[18:44] Fai
    It'll stand out, at least!
[18:48] Mei
    Well, in that case...
[18:58] Mei
    Huh? What?
[19:06] Fai
    He says he sees legendary rares
    about once every few years,
[19:09] Fai
    but he's never seen a Cartado this big!
[19:12] Fai
    It's wonderful!
[19:14] Seira
    We did it!
[19:15] Yusha
    Mei-chan, you're Cartado King!
[19:21] Mei
    I-I'm Cartado King?
[19:31] Yusha
    What kind of bonus do you get
    for becoming Cartado King?
[19:35] Fai
    He says that's it.
[19:36] Seira
    Huh? We worked so hard just for that?
[19:40] Fai
    Well, who cares?
[19:42] Fai
    Mei-chan seems happy.
[19:43] Yusha
    Uh-huh!
[19:45] Seira
    I suppose.
[19:53] Fai
    He says it's time for the festival's finale.
[19:56] Yusha
    Are those Cartado?
[19:57] Mei
    They're the wild Cartado
    everyone picked today.
[20:01] Mei
    They do that to offer them up to the gods.
[20:06] Seira
    I see. It is a harvest festival, after all.
[20:09] Mei
    I can't wait to see what the finale is!
[20:18] Mei
    Huh?!
[20:20] Yusha
    They lit them on fire?!
[20:22] Fai
    Wh-What's going on, Dodo?!
[20:28] Fai
    Uh, he says they do this
    to offer all the Cartado
[20:31] Fai
    everyone's gathered to the heavens as
    a prayer for a good harvest next year.
[20:37] Seira
    Huh?! Even that legendary rare Cartado?!
[20:40] Seira
    What a waste!
[20:41] Yusha
    Mei-chan's jumbo Cartado
    is going to burn up, too!
[20:44] Fai
    Can we take that one back, at least?!
[20:49] Mei
    No!
[20:51] Mei
    As a Cartado fan,
     I have respect for the Cartado,
[20:55] Mei
    and thus I must respect the Cartado Festival
    and Tarka Village, where they're produced!
[21:00] Mei
    If this is part of this village's culture,
[21:02] Mei
    we have no right to stop them!
[21:06] Yusha
    Mei-chan...
[21:09] Yusha
    Yeah, you're right!
[21:10] Yusha
    That's our Mei-chan!
[21:42] Mei
    Ah... It's so beautiful.
[21:45] Mei
    I'm really glad I got to come here.
[21:49] Mei
    The world of Cartado is truly deep.
[21:59] Mei
    But still,
[22:02] Mei
    it's such a waste.
SIGN    Snowy Mountain Dream!
[23:36] Seira
    "Snowy Mountain Dream!"

E10 - Snowy Mountain Dream!
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[00:20] Seira
    It was supposed to be a simple quest.
[00:22] Seira
    Just pick a few medicinal herbs
     from the mountain...
[00:25] Fai
    "Oh, there's no snow this time of year,
[00:28] ---
    so it'll be an easy quest."
[00:30] Fai
    That's what Mao-chan-sensei told us.
[00:35] Mei
    It's snowing really hard,
    and we can't get home!
[00:44] Yusha
    At this rate, we're all going to die!
SIGN    Endro!
SIGN    Roll 10
    Snowy Mountain Dream!
[02:36] Yusha
    It's cold.
[02:45] Mei
    It's bright.
[02:47] Yusha
    It is bright.
[02:49] Seira
    But it's not warm.
[02:53] All three
    Yeah.
[02:55] Mei
    Should we burn something?
[02:57] Yusha
    B-Burn what?
[03:03] Mei
    Clothes?
[03:05] Fai
    Mei-chan, calm down.
[03:07] Mei
    Right.
[03:13] Fai
    As cold as it is,
[03:15] Fai
    we might die if we fall asleep,
[03:17] Fai
    so we need to be careful.
[03:19] Yusha
    If we fall asleep...
[03:20] Mei
    We'll die?
[03:27] Yusha
    S-Seira-chan, don't sleep!
[03:31] Seira
    I nodded off for a moment.
[03:34] Seira
    Thanks, Yusha.
[03:37] Both
    Mei-chan!
[03:38] Seira
    Mei! Mei!
[03:39] Seira
    If you sleep, you'll die!
[03:41] Mei
    Achoo!
[03:42] Mei
    Th-That was close.
[03:45] Mei
    Thank you, Seira-san.
[03:50] Fai
    Yuu-chan!
[03:52] Fai
    Don't sleep!
[03:54] Yusha
    I'm awake! I'm awake!
[03:59] Yusha
    Seira-chan, don't sleep!
[04:00] Seira
    Ow, ow, ow!
[04:03] Seira
    Mei, wake up!
[04:04] Seira
    Here, drink this plain, bitter tea.
[04:06] Mei
    It's really bitter!
[04:09] Mei
    Yusha-san, open your eyes!
[04:13] Fai
    At this rate, everyone's going to fall asleep.
[04:15] Fai
    I know! Hey, everyone!
[04:18] Fai
    Why don't we talk about something?
[04:20] Fai
    I think that'll keep us from feeling sleepy.
[04:23] Yusha
    Oh, that's a good idea!
[04:25] Mei
    But what should we talk about?
[04:27] Yusha
    Well...
[04:29] Seira
    How about our dreams for the future?
[04:31] Yusha
    Oh, sounds fun!
[04:33] Mei
    That's great.
[04:34] Fai
    Who should we start with?
[04:36] Yusha
    Mei-chan first, then!
[04:37] Mei
    Me? Sure.
[04:40] Mei
    Ahem.
[04:41] Mei
    I have two dreams.
[04:43] Mei
    One is going to Tarka Village,
[04:45] Mei
    but I already achieved that one.
[05:01] Yusha
    Tarka Village was fun, wasn't it?
[05:03] Fai
    There were lots of yummy foods, too!
[05:05] Seira
    And the fireworks were pretty.
[05:08] Mei
    That was the happiest day of my life so far!
[05:12] Mei
    And my second dream is...
[05:15] All three
    What?
[05:16] Mei
    Why, completing a full collection
     of all Cartado, of course!
[05:22] Mei
    There are Cartado with forbidden spells
    sealed away in ancient ruins!
[05:29] Mei
    There are Cartado that bring
    good luck to their owners.
[05:33] Mei
    Only one in every billion monsters
    drops them wen defeated!
[05:38] Mei
    And there are the mysterious
    Cartado nobody has ever seen,
[05:42] ---
    the heirlooms of the Royal Family!
[05:46] Mei
    There are so many different kinds
    of unusual Cartado in this world!
[05:50] Mei
    And I want to obtain them all!
[05:54] Seira
    That sounds just like you, Mei.
[05:55] Fai
    Cartado is the first thing 
    you make me think of.
[05:58] Yusha
    I'd love to see unusual Cartado, too.
[06:02] Mei
    Then, once I've collected all the Cartado,
[06:07] Mei
    I'll unleash their true power,
[06:10] Mei
    and they'll gain a will of their own!
[06:13] All three
    Huh?
[06:14] Mei
    As a result,
[06:15] ---
    the Cartado, with their superior
    power, will rule over all
[06:19] ---
    and start a brand new world!
[06:26] Yusha
    Mei-chan, get a grip!
[06:29] Mei
    It's all for the Cartado.
[06:32] Fai
    Mei-chan, what are you saying?!
[06:34] Seira
    I don't care how! Just wake up!
[06:40] Fai
    I'm next, then!
[06:41] Fai
    I want to go on adventures around the
    world and eat lots of delicious food!
[06:47] Fai
    In the southern seas, there's a fish said
    to have seven flavors in and of itself!
[06:53] Fai
    There's the world's sweetest apple,
    the golden apples of the northern jungle!
[06:59] Fai
    Then there's the boar of the eastern plains that
    even 1,000 people together can't finish eating!
[07:04] Fai
    And I want to eat them all!
[07:07] Seira
    Wow, I've never heard about those.
[07:09] Mei
    You have impressive knowledge
    when it comes to food.
[07:12] Yusha
    They all sound really yummy!
[07:16] Yusha
    Th-That wasn't me.
[07:18] Seira
    Then who was it?
[07:21] Fai
    I'm hungry.
[07:24] Fai
    I want something to eat.
[07:26] Yusha
    Oh, no! Fai-chan is...
[07:28] Mei
    Just feed her something! Anything!
[07:41] Mei
    Are you all right?
[07:43] Seira
    I'm used to this.
[07:47] Yusha
    What's your dream for the future, Seira-chan?
[07:50] Seira
    Me?
[07:52] Seira
    I...
[07:58] Seira
    Wait...
[07:59] Seira
    I can't very well say that!
[08:02] Yusha
    What's wrong?
[08:03] Seira
    Oh, it's nothing.
[08:06] Seira
    Which leaves...
[08:08] Seira
    Realistically, I want to do something
    about my room by graduation.
SIGN    Start of School
[08:14] Seira
    It was clean at first.
SIGN    Present
[08:17] Seira
    I wonder when it ended up like that.
[08:21] Seira
    How did it turn out like this?
[08:27] Seira
    I don't know at all.
[08:29] Mei
    Seira-san's entered a state of deep thought.
[08:32] Mei
    I wonder what her dream is.
[08:35] Mei
    Oh, well. Let's hear about
    Yusha-san's dream first.
[08:40] Mei
    Hey!
[08:41] Mei
    Don't fall asleep! Wake up!
[08:43] Yusha
    I'm awake! I'm awake!
[08:45] Mei
    That's what someone who isn't awake says!
[08:48] Mei
    Come on! Tell us about your dream, Yusha-san!
[08:52] Yusha
    My dream?
[08:53] Yusha
    Well, I'm dreaming right now.
[08:58] Mei
    Not that dream!
[09:00] Mei
    Your dream for the future!
[09:03] Yusha
    The future?
[09:04] Yusha
    I want to be the Hero, of course.
[09:07] Yusha
    I'll stand up against the
    Demon Lord when they revive,
[09:13] ---
    then I'll fight them in awesome ways.
[09:16] Yusha
    But once I'm moments away from defeating
    them, my spell will go out of control.
[09:22] Yusha
    And then I'll get blasted off somewhere
     alongside everyone else.
[09:28] Seira
    That got a little crazy halfway through.
[09:31] Fai
    I guess she's still half asleep.
[09:33] Mei
    But it feels oddly realistic.
[09:41] Yusha
    W-We're being crushed!
[09:43] Mei
    We need something to support it!
[09:45] Seira
    I know!
[09:46] Seira
    I brought that long pole this time!
[09:58] Seira
    ENDRO!
[10:16] Man
    It's the Demon Lord!
[10:18] Woman
    The Demon Lord's finally revived!
[10:21] Elder
    This world is finished!
[10:28] Man
    Could that be...
[10:29] Woman
    Yes! It is!
[10:43] Man
    She's the one who stood against a million
    soldiers of the Demon Lord all by herself
[10:47] ---
    and drove them back!
[10:48] Man
    She's heralded as the strongest
    in the history of Heroes—
[10:51] ---
    the Hero among Heroes!
[10:53] Man
    Yulia Chardiet-sama!
[10:56] ---
    Pose!
[10:57] Woman
    Yes! I heard she defeated the
    Magic Emperor that was sealed
[11:01] ---
    in ancient ruins, after a magic duel
    spanning seven days and nights!
[11:04] Woman
    She's heralded as the strongest in both magic
     and the sword—the Hero among Heroes!
[11:09] Woman
    That's definitely Yulia Chardiet-sama!
[11:13] ---
    Ka-shink!
[11:15] Elder
    She looks just like my dead wife
    did when she was younger.
[11:19] Yusha
    I'm the one who was just introduced!
[11:22] Yusha
    Yulia Chardiet!
[11:24] Yusha
    Call me Yusha!
[11:26] ---
    Pose! Pose! Pose!
[11:28] Mob
    Yusha! Yusha! Our hope!
[11:32] Mob
    Yusha! Yusha! Defeat the Demon Lord!
[11:35] Mob
    Yusha-sama!
[11:37] Mob
    Yusha-sama!
[11:37] Yusha
    Everyone, thank you for your support!
[11:39] Yusha
    Now, I'm off to defeat the
    Demon Lord! Here I go!
[12:00] Fai
    Caught it!
[12:03] Fai
    Yes! I finally got one of the rainbow
    coelacanth that has seven flavors!
[12:10] Fai
    Now, then...
[12:12] Fai
    Time to eat!
[12:18] Fai
    That's the best!
[12:28] Mei
    Ah!
[12:31] Mei
    Oh, thanks...
[12:41] ---
    Ba-dump...
[13:01] Mei
    I'm so happy!
[13:15] Yusha
    Here we go, Demon Lord!
[13:23] Mei
    Darling...
[13:53] Seira
    I love how my room's sparkling again today!
[13:57] Seira
    Lately my shoulders have been aching
    from how heavy my breasts are, though...
[14:04] Seira
    Wait...
[14:05] Seira
    That'll never happen!
[14:09] Seira
    That was...
[14:14] Seira
    I figured.
[14:16] Seira
    What about the others?
[14:19] Seira
    A monster?!
[14:23] Seira
    What's that?!
[14:25] Seira
    Yusha! Fai! Mei!
[14:29] Yusha
    Prepare yourself, Demon Lord!
[14:34] Fai
    So yummy!
[14:36] Mei
    So happy...
[14:38] Seira
    Everyone, wake up!
[14:40] Seira
    Wake up!
SIGN    Monster Encyclopedia
[14:49] Seira
    Her monster encyclopedia!
[14:51] Seira
    Carta eater...
[14:53] Seira
    It sneaks up on adventurers at night,
[14:55] ---
    makes them dream,
     and lulls them into a deep sleep.
[14:59] Seira
    Then normal methods won't wake them up, huh?
[15:04] Seira
    Do we have something? Anything?
[15:07] Seira
    This!
[15:08] Seira
    A Dream Dive Cartado that lets
    you enter the dream world!
[15:12] Seira
    Lead me into the dream world, Dive!
[15:16] Seira
    Wait for me, everyone!
[15:22] Seira
    So this is everyone's dream...
[15:27] Seira
    Yusha! Fai! Mei!
[15:29] Yusha
    Prepare yourself, Demon Lord!
[15:32] Mob
    Yusha! Yusha! Defeat the Demon Lord!
[15:35] Elder
    She looks just like my dead wife
    did when she was younger.
[15:42] Fai
    Grazie, grazie!
[15:46] Mei
    I want a new Cartado!
[15:57] Seira
    I ended up frozen!
[15:59] Seira
    Everyone!
[16:01] Seira
    Open your eyes! You're in a dream!
[16:04] Seira
    At this rate, something terrible will happen!
[16:06] Yusha
    Even if this is a dream,
[16:09] ---
    as the Hero, I can't just ignore the Demon Lord!
[16:12] Seira
    Yes, that sounds cool and Heroic,
[16:14] ---
    but no one's asking for that right now!
[16:18] Seira
    Don't talk with your mouth full!
[16:20] Fai
    This is really tasty!
[16:22] Seira
    You don't need to make a
    point of telling me that!
[16:25] Mei
    True, this may be a dream.
[16:28] Seira
    I knew it, Mei!
[16:29] Seira
    You understand what's going on right now!
[16:32] Mei
    But I want you to wait a moment.
[16:34] Seira
    Huh?
[16:35] Mei
    Even if this is the dream world,
     what's the problem?
[16:39] Seira
    Huh?
[16:41] Mei
    Look at those two.
[16:43] Mei
    Yusha's fighting the Demon Lord.
[16:45] Yusha
    Prepare yourself, Demon Lord!
[16:48] Mob
    Go, go, Yusha!
[16:50] Mob
    Go, go, Yusha!
[16:52] Elder
    She looks just like my dead wife
    did when she was younger.
[16:55] Fai
    Now, then...
[16:57] Fai
    Time to eat!
[16:58] Mei
    Fai-san's overjoyed to eat her fill.
[17:01] Fai
    Buono!
[17:03] Mei
    Those two are truly happy right now.
[17:06] Mei
    Can you really interfere
    with their happiness?
[17:10] Seira
    I-I...
[17:14] Mei
    You should join us here as well, Seira-san.
[17:17] Mei
    You'll be even happier, too.
[17:23] Seira
    What's that Cartado?
[17:25] Mei
    A Cartado that makes breasts bigger!
[17:30] Seira
    Even if they're bigger
[17:33] Seira
    in my dreams,
[17:36] Seira
    I'll just feel empty!
[17:41] Mei
    My darling!
[17:43] Seira
    If all of you refuse to wake up,
[17:47] Seira
    then I'll just destroy this world!
[18:02] Yusha
    Our worlds!
[18:04] Fai
    Sei-chan, stop!
[18:06] Mei
    I don't want to face reality!
[18:08] Seira
    Just wake up already!
[18:13] Yusha
    Let's deal with this by
    combining all our dreams!
[18:16] Fai
    Right!
[18:17] Fai
    We can stand against Sei-chan with
    the power of three people's dreams!
[18:21] Mei
    Roger that!
[18:22] Yusha
    Yes!
[18:23] Fai
    Yeah!
[18:24] Mei
    Yeah!
[18:27] Yusha
    My dream of defeating the Demon Lord!
[18:29] Fai
    My dream of eating delicious food!
[18:32] Mei
    And my dream of Cartado!
[18:38] Seira
    This is...
[18:42] Yusha
    This is the crystallization of our dreams!
[18:45] Fai
    Yummy...
[18:46] Yusha
    ...Demon Lord...
[18:47] Mei
    ...Cartado!
[18:52] Seira
    Seriously? "Yummy"?
[19:06] Seira
    Oh, you're right. It is yummy!
[19:08] Fai
    Really?!
[19:12] Yusha
    I want to eat some, too!
[19:16] Mei
    Let me try.
[19:20] Yusha
    It's so good!
[19:21] Mei
    I can't stop eating this!
[19:39] Yusha
    That was delicious!
[19:41] Fai
    I'm full!
[19:43] Seira
    We ended up eating it all.
[19:45] Mei
    We really did.
[19:47] Yusha
    Wait! That was the
    crystallization of our dreams!
[19:50] Fai
    And Sei-chan ate it!
[19:52] Mei
    That's terrifying, eating people's dreams.
[19:56] Seira
    Don't talk as if I'm the only one who ate it!
[20:01] Seira
    Wait!
[20:02] Seira
    You won't get away!
[20:24] Yusha
    Huh?
[20:25] Fai
    Where are we?
[20:26] Mei
    It seems we're awake now.
[20:31] Yusha
    Seira-chan, that was mean!
[20:33] Fai
    I wanted to eat more yummy things!
[20:35] Mei
    I'll never get to have
    such a nice dream again.
[20:38] Seira
    Shut up!
[20:39] Seira
    Now, look! This was all this thing's fault!
[20:42] Yusha
    A monster?
[20:44] Fai
    When did that...
[20:45] Mei
    Is this a carta eater?
[20:47] Seira
    Yes.
[20:48] Both
    Carta eater?
[20:50] Mei
    It makes adventurers fall asleep
    and then eats all their Cartado.
[20:54] Mei
    It's a terrifying monster.
[20:57] Mei
    Wait.
[20:58] Mei
    What?!
[21:00] Mei
    It got us good!
[21:03] Yusha
    Sounds like that monster is
    Mei-chan's worst enemy.
[21:06] Fai
    So then, if Sei-chan hadn't woken us up...
[21:09] Mei
    It would've eaten all of them.
[21:12] Yusha
    I see. Thank you, Seira-chan!
[21:15] Seira
    It's nothing to thank me for.
[21:18] Seira
    It's only natural to save
    your fellow party members.
[21:28] Yusha
    Seira-chan, you're so cool.
[21:30] Fai
    You're the only one who wasn't
    taken in by her own dream.
[21:33] Mei
    The carta eater makes people dream about
[21:35] ---
    the things they wish for from
    the bottom of their hearts.
[21:39] Mei
    You can't overcome it unless
    you have formidable willpower.
[21:44] Mei
    You really are incredible, Seira-san!
[21:47] Seira
    Of course I am.
[21:48] Seira
    Now, it's stopped snowing,
     so let's take those medicinal herbs home!
[21:51] Fai
    Yeah!
[21:52] Mei
    Time to clear the quest!
[21:54] Yusha
    Right!
[21:59] Seira
    I should at least clean my room better.
SIGN    Final Dead End!
SIGN    "Final Dead End!"

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[00:06] Fai
    Leave this to me!
[00:09] Fai
    Faster-Than-The-Eye-Can-See Punch!
[00:16] Seira
    Seal his blades, Seal Weapon!
[00:21] Mei
    Looks like it's birdlime.
[00:23] Mei
    Perfect for birds.
[00:25] Mei
    For birds, hah!
[00:26] Seira
    I saw that one coming!
[00:30] Mei
    Oh, no. You're not getting away.
[00:32] Mei
    Breeze x 3 for a Tornado Combo!
[00:37] Mei
    Even with normal Cartado,
     it's all in how you use them.
[00:39] Seira
    Yusha, finish it!
[00:41] Seira
    Huh?
[00:42] Fai
    Sei-chan, over there!
[00:45] Seira
    Don't play around!
[00:47] Yusha
    It's fine!
[00:56] Yusha
    V!
[00:59] Seira
    Hey, haven't we gotten stronger?
[01:02] Mei
    I've actually been thinking that, too.
[01:04] Fai
    Me, too!
[01:06] All four
    We're strong!
[01:10] All four
    Yahoo!
[01:12] Rona
    Congratulations, everyone
    in the Hero's party.
[01:16] Rona
    As someone who's never failed to record
[01:19] ---
    a single action you all have taken,
[01:22] Rona
    I feel just as happy myself.
SIGN    Endro!
SIGN    Roll 11
    Final Dead End!
[03:02] Yusha
    So, now...
[03:04] All
    Give us quests for a Hero, please!
[03:07] Mao
    Anti-Chaos!
[03:12] Seira
    What did you do that for, Sensei?!
[03:15] Mao
    Looks like you're back in your right minds.
[03:17] Mao
    Can't you fix it on your own when
    you've been inflicted with Confusion?
[03:21] Seira
    We were in our right minds all along!
[03:23] Mei
    Also, Mao-sensei,
[03:25] Mei
    did you just cast magic
     without using any Cartado?
[03:28] Mao
    Gulp...
[03:29] Mao
    Never mind that.
     You wanted quests for a Hero?
[03:32] Mao
    What's the big idea?
[03:34] Yusha
    Yes, we do!
[03:35] Yusha
    Here, Mao-chan. Look at this!
[03:38] Mao
    A receipt for an advanced
    quest to defeat a criffon?
[03:42] Mao
    I see. That means...
[03:45] Mao
    Good luck with this.
[03:47] All
    We completed it!
[03:49] Rona
    Exactly, Sensei!
[03:51] Rona
    If you need proof, here!
[03:53] Seira
    From her chest?!
[03:56] Mei
    Th-That's the legendary rare Cartado that's
    said to record everything, "Truth Recorder"!
[04:03] Rona
    Thank you for the explanation, Mathers-sama.
[04:06] Rona
    Now, please watch this footage that I
    captured of Yusha-sama and the others!
[04:17] Mao
    I can't believe you actually defeated a
    criffon and cleared an advanced quest.
[04:22] Fai
    Princess, when did you...
[04:24] Rona
    I wanted to keep records of your actions.
[04:27] Rona
    For the tale of our newest Hero.
[04:30] Rona
    So I've been recording everything I've seen
    with my own eyes as your close friend.
[04:37] All
    Rona-chan!
[04:37] All
    Princess!
[04:40] Mao
    I see.
[04:41] Mao
    Both Yulia Chardiet's group and the
    Hero-fanatic princess have grown, for sure.
[04:48] Yusha
    Thank you, Mao-chan!
[04:50] Yusha
    This is all due to everything you've taught us!
[04:53] Mao
    I see. So this is what it's like
    to teach and guide others.
[04:58] Yusha
    So give us quests for a Hero!
[05:00] Mao
    Can't.
[05:01] Yusha
    Why not?!
[05:03] Mao
    The Demon Lord hasn't even revived yet,
[05:06] ---
    so why would there be
     any quests for a Hero?
[05:09] Seira
    That makes sense.
[05:10] Fai
    Well, can't have a Hero without a Demon Lord.
[05:12] Mai
    You say that as if there's a secret conspiracy
     between some past Demon Lords and Heroes.
[05:21] (Flashback) Warrior
    Mao-sensei,
[05:23] (Flashback) Warrior
    sometimes education requires
    both the carrot and the stick.
[05:27] (Flashback) Mao
    I see. That's helpful to keep in mind.
[05:29] (Flashback) Warrior
    Also, if you're providing them, both carrot
    and stick would be "carrot" to me.
[05:35] (Flashback) Mao
    I see.
[05:36] (Flashback) Mao
    That's not helpful at all.
[05:39] Mao
    Hmm...
[05:40] Mao
    Since you've cleared an advanced quest,
[05:44] Mao
    maybe I'll give you a special reward.
[05:46] Yusha
    Reward?
[05:48] Mao
    Yes. Anything in my power.
[05:50] Yusha
    I really want to defeat the Demon Lord.
[05:52] Mao
    Just how badly does she want to beat me up?
[05:56] Seira
    She just told you, there is no Demon Lord.
[05:59] Fai
    Is there anything else you want to do?
[06:03] Yusha
    I know!
[06:05] Yusha
    It's been so long since we
    were in Mao-chan's house!
[06:09] Mao
    I never expected you to
    ask to come over again.
[06:13] Yusha
    Well, it's fun being
    invited to a friend's house!
[06:16] Yusha
    Right?
[06:17] Mao
    You're calling a teacher your friend?
[06:20] Fai
    I wish the Princess could have come, too.
[06:23] Mei
    Rona-san said she's busy
    organizing her footage of us.
[06:28] Yusha
    I'm eager to see what
    kind of book she writes.
[06:30] Seira
    That's a long way off.
[06:32] Mao
    Hey, don't make a fuss
    in this cramped space.
[06:35] Mao
    Come on inside.
[06:37] Mao
    It's a little messy, though.
[06:39] All
    Pardon us—
[06:43] All
    This is more than a little messy!
[06:47] Mei
    I didn't think entering this room
     would mean cleaning again.
[06:52] Yusha
    I just assumed it was like this because
    of her Demon Lord Fever last time.
[06:57] Fai
    We were wrong to blame it on that.
[06:59] Seira
    Sensei, I have a thought.
[07:02] Seira
    I believe everything that has
    form will someday fall apart.
[07:05] Mao
    Yes.
[07:06] Mao
    Likewise, any beautiful room
    will eventually become dirty.
[07:11] Seira
    Mao-sensei...
[07:12] Mao
    Ellenoar Seiran...
[07:15] Fai
    Hey!
[07:16] Fai
    Don't you two slobs start bonding!
[07:19] Mao
    Oh, no! At this rate, my dignity as a
    teacher will plummet to the ground!
[07:23] Yusha
    Seira-chan, didn't you say you were going
    to clean your room the other day?
[07:28] Seira
    I-I am cleaning it!
[07:30] Seira
    I should finish in a hundred years.
[07:33] Fai
    Nice elf joke!
[07:35] Mei
    Well, I guess I'll take care
    of the cooking again today.
[07:39] Mei
    Come on, ingredients!
[07:42] Yusha
    Mei-chan, I'll help, too!
[07:44] Fai
    Pound the meat to tenderize it!
[07:47] Seira
    As you already know,
     Mei's cooking is the best.
[07:51] Seira
    Drool.
[07:52] Mao
    Yes, my dignity's in serious danger,
[07:56] ---
    just like this elf girl who's taking
    her long lifespan for granted
[07:59] ---
    and claiming she'll get serious one day
[08:01] ---
    when she's already abandoned
    all her femininity.
[08:03] Mao
    Which means...
[08:05] Mao
    Today you're my guests!
[08:07] Mao
    Therefore, it's my job to cook for you all!
[08:11] All
    You'll cook?!
[08:13] Mao
    Time to restore some
    of my dignity as a teacher!
[08:16] Mao
    Final Dead End!
[08:23] Mao
    So, how do you like my cooking?
[08:25] Yusha
    Incredible, Mao-chan...
[08:26] Seira
    But what's incredible...
[08:28] Fai
    ...is that we were watching her do it,
[08:30] ---
    but I can't tell what happened at all.
[08:33] Mei
    Um, you didn't use any Cartado, did you?
[08:36] Mao
    Now, go on and eat up!
[08:39] Mao
    Cooking is all about creativity and
    improvisation, just like adventuring!
[08:44] Yusha
    Time to eat!
[08:48] Yusha
    Is everyone alive?
[08:52] Fai
    This flavor doesn't exist
    in the natural world.
[08:56] Seira
    My mind's still clear,
     but I can only move my mouth.
[09:01] Mei
    It's as if it left our mouths alone
    solely to make us eat it all.
[09:07] Mao
    What, are you all spending
    the night here, then?
[09:10] Mao
    I wonder if I have enough pillows.
[09:13] Mao
    It's a waste to leave some behind.
[09:18] Mao
    Come on, monster. There's still some left.
[09:24] Yusha
    Ch-Chibi-chan?!
[09:26] Fai
    How inhumane.
[09:28] Mei
    Oh? Chibi-san's acting kind of...
[09:41] Mao
    What on earth is going on?!
[09:43] Mao
    Y-You'll make the landlord angry!
[09:50] Mao
    Y-You're...
[09:58] Mao & Meigo
    ENDRO!
[10:05] Yusha
    Oh, good morning, Mao-chan.
[10:08] Yusha
    Also, good morning, Meigo-chan.
[10:11] Meigo
    Good morning, Yusha-sama.
[10:14] Seira
    That certainly has settled
    into being her name.
[10:17] Yusha
    Well, she is a maid golem.
[10:19] Yusha
    So, "Meigo"!
[10:21] Mao
    You just named her what she is.
[10:24] Mao
    Why are complications
    like this happening again?
[10:30] (Flashback) Yusha
    A maid popped out!
[10:32] (Flashback) Yusha
    Bad Chibi-chan!
[10:34] (Flashback) Yusha
    Where did you even eat a maid?!
[10:36] (Flashback) Mei
    That's quite a violent thing to say.
[10:38] (Flashback) Seira
    Hold on.
[10:39] (Flashback) Seira
    This girl isn't human.
[10:41] (Flashback) Seira
    She's...
[10:43] (Flashback) Seira
    a golem.
[10:44] (Flashback) Fai
    Even though she's so soft?
[10:46] (Flashback) Seira
    Stop!
[10:48] (Flashback) Seira
    Still, I've never seen one that
    resembled a human so closely before.
[10:53] Mao
    What is she doing here?!
[10:56] Mao
    Before I got flung into the past,
[10:58] Mao
    she was an all-purpose golem that served me.
[11:01] Mao
    So what is she doing in this age?
[11:03] Mao
    And she came out of that monster's mouth?
[11:10] (Flashback) Evil God
    I have returned!
[11:12] (Flashback) Evil God
    This time I shall destroy the world!
[11:15] (Flashback) Evil God
    Wait, no! Not again!
[11:18] (Flashback) ---
    Burp.
[11:21] Mao
    Well, more importantly...
[11:23] Mao
    If she wakes up,
[11:25] Mao
    they'll find out I'm the Demon Lord!
[11:30] (Flashback) Yusha
    Oh, looks like she's awake.
[11:43] (Flashback) Meigo
    Um...
[11:45] (Flashback) Meigo
    Who am I?
[11:50] Yusha
    Wow, I guess amnesia really
    is a thing that happens.
[11:54] Fai
    Oh, that reminds me.
     Sei-chan's weapon is a hammer, right?
[11:57] Seira
    I'm not doing that!
[11:58] Fai
    No?
[12:00] Seira
    Of course not!
[12:01] Yusha
    But I'm sure she'll be fine,
     since she's living with Mao-chan for a while!
[12:05] Seira
    You're even bringing her to school with you.
[12:08] Mao
    Well, I can't just leave her alone.
[12:11] Mao
    I'm even more anxious when she's not nearby.
[12:14] Fai
    She's not bullying you, is she?
[12:16] Meigo
    No, she is treating me very well.
[12:19] Fai
    No, I meant in terms of your sense of taste.
[12:21] Mao
    Oh, shut up!
[12:23] Mao
    Besides, preparing our food
    has already become her job!
[12:26] Mei
    Oh?
[12:27] Mei
    So that means she won you over
    through your stomach, then?
[12:31] Mao
    What a weird way to put it...
[12:34] Warrior
    You homewrecker!
[12:37] Mao
    Would you go prepare to
    teach your classes already?
[12:46] Mao
    Today has been exhausting.
[12:48] Meigo
    You've done a good job, Mao-sama.
[12:51] Mao
    Most of it is from fretting about what
    to do when your memories come back!
[12:58] Mao
    I guess I'll have a drink with my
    coworker before I go home.
[13:04] Meigo
    I see.
[13:05] Meigo
    In that case, I'll head home by myself.
[13:14] Mao
    It's almost as if she's...
[13:17] Mao
    Actually, I think I'll lounge
    around at home instead.
[13:23] Meigo
    Understood, Mao-sama.
[13:26] Mao
    Hmph.
[13:31] Mao
    How many times must I tell you?
[13:33] Meigo
    But...
[13:34] Mao
    I can't eat in peace with you standing there.
[13:38] Mao
    This is an order!
[13:40] Meigo
    I understand.
[13:42] Meigo
    Pardon me, then.
[13:45] Both
    Time to eat.
[13:49] Mao
    Oh?
[13:50] Mao
    This soup is delicious.
[13:52] Meigo
    Yes.
[13:53] Meigo
    I got the fishmonger to share
    some of his secret broth.
[13:57] Meigo
    Apparently, the product is labeled
     "Mackerelman Leftovers."
[14:00] Mao
    I think I'm better off not pursuing
     the details any further.
[14:05] Meigo
    I see.
[14:06] Meigo
    Oh, have some of this
    salt-fried tottori, as well.
[14:10] Mao
    This looks good, too.
[14:15] Mao
    You know...
[14:17] (Flashback) Mao
    I'll allow it. Join me for dinner.
[14:21] (Flashback) Meigo
    A servant is never permitted to do that.
[14:26] Mao
    This isn't so bad.
[14:29] Mao
    Wait, I've been keeping this girl beside
    me so I can keep an eye on her!
[14:55] Rona
    Ahem!
[14:56] Rona
    I have a report!
[14:57] Rona
    I've reached a cut-off point in
    the organization of my records.
[15:00] Yusha
    Good job.
[15:02] Mao
    Why are you all in my home?
[15:05] Rona
    Because I wanted to try being invited
    over to a friend's home, as well.
[15:10] Mao
    I told you, I'm not your friend!
    I'm your teacher!
[15:13] Mao
    And besides, my home is super tiny!
[15:16] Rona
    Meigo-sama.
[15:18] Mei
    Yes?
[15:19] Rona
    Please rest assured.
[15:20] Rona
    In anticipation of something like this,
[15:23] ---
    I always keep with me a legendary
    rare that restores memories!
[15:28] Mao
    Wait! It restores them,
    no matter what happened?!
[15:31] Yusha
    That's incredible, Rona-chan!
[15:33] Yusha
    This is good news.
     You'll get your memories back!
[15:35] Mei
    Do you... really think so?
[15:37] Mao
    It's not good. It's not good!
[15:39] Mao
    I'm in trouble if you use that thing
    and restore her lost memories!
[15:43] Mao
    Hold on! Hold on!
[15:44] Mao
    You can't force her. You should be more carefu—
[15:47] Rona
    Sealed door of memories,
     open before this light of blessing!
[15:59] Rona
    How did it go, Meigo-sama?
[16:04] Rona
    It didn't work.
[16:05] Mao
    I-It didn't?
[16:07] Mao
    Oh, well! That happens sometimes.
[16:07] Rona
    Hmm, maybe I was out of magic power?
[16:10] Mao
    No need to be upset.
[16:11] Rona
    Mathers-sama?
[16:14] All four
    I just remembered!
[16:15] Mao
    Wait, they did?!
[16:18] Yusha
    We met at the adventurer school,
     formed a party...
[16:23] Seira
    And during class,
     Yusha drew the Hero's Sword.
[16:27] Mei
    And then we set off on a journey as the
    Hero's party, to defeat the Demon Lord.
[16:33] Fai
    We went on lots and lots of adventures
[16:35] ---
    and finally arrived at the
    Demon Lord's castle.
[16:38] Yusha
    Then we fought the Demon Lord...
[16:45] ---
    And...
[16:47] Yusha
    After we were thrown back into the past,
[16:50] Yusha
    we met each other once again, right?
[16:53] Yusha
    Mei-chan, Fai-chan, Seira-chan.
[16:57] Mei
    Yusha-san.
[16:59] Fai
    Yu-chan.
[17:01] Seira
    Yusha.
[17:03] Seira
    You did this!
[17:05] Seira
    This was your fault for flubbing
    the chant to that forbidden spell!
[17:08] Yusha
    I'm so sorry!
[17:11] Rona
    In other words, you all have practically
    defeated the Demon Lord already, then!
[17:15] Both
    Huh?
[17:17] Fai
    Yeah, that was easy!
[17:19] Mei
    That's what happens when we all get serious.
[17:21] Mao
    "Serious" how?!
[17:23] Rona
    Well, then, what about Meigo-sama here?
[17:26] Yusha
    Yeah.
[17:28] Yusha
    As I recall,
[17:29] Yusha
    she was the final enemy
     protecting the Demon Lord's room,
[17:31] Yusha
    and she was stronger than his Four Generals.
[17:35] Yusha
    I couldn't tell you why she just popped
    out of Chibi-chan's mouth, though.
[17:40] Rona
    If Meigo-sama is the Demon Lord's attendant,
[17:43] Rona
    wouldn't she know where
    the Demon Lord is right now?
[17:45] ---
    Gulp!
[17:46] Yusha
    I don't know... You think she'll tell us?
[17:49] Mei
    You think the Demon Lord's
    attendant is going to confess?
[17:52] Fai
    There's nothing we can do about it anyway,
     since her memories haven't returned.
[17:57] Seira
    Then why don't we just use her as a hostage
     to draw the Demon Lord out... maybe?
[18:03] All three
    Elves are scary.
[18:05] Seira
    I was kidding! I was just kidding!
[18:07] Rona
    Well, for now, let's keep her
     in the Lapanestra Kingdom!
[18:11] Rona
    We certainly can't allow something
    related to the Demon Lord to run free.
[18:15] Seira
    Right! That's a good idea.
[18:18] Yusha
    I see.
[18:19] Yusha
    You're right.
[18:22] Mao
    If she didn't regain her
    memories with that spell,
[18:25] Mao
    there's no more chance of
    her recalling my true identity.
[18:29] Mao
    This means my peaceful life
    will be secure once more.
[18:32] Mao
    Don't hate me for this.
[18:34] Mao
    Besides, this is the Princess
    we're talking about.
[18:37] Mao
    She won't do anything to hurt you.
[18:43] Mao
    Is she afraid?
[18:46] Mao
    Her, a golem without any emotions?
[18:51] Meigo
    You needn't worry yourself.
[18:55] Mao
    Have your memories returned?!
[18:58] Meigo
    In that case, you may take me in.
[19:01] Rona
    We won't mistreat you. Don't worry.
[19:04] Mao
    Calm down, now.
[19:06] Mao
    She may look human, but she's just a golem.
[19:10] (Flashback) Meigo
    I am a golem created to serve the Demon Lord.
[19:16] Mao
    She's not alive.
[19:17] Mao
    She's only capable of doing as she's ordered.
[19:21] Mao
    She's just...
[19:22] Yusha
    But if the Demon Lord's attendant is here,
[19:25] Yusha
    then the Demon Lord must
    be out there somewhere.
[19:28] Yusha
    So we have to defeat him!
[19:29] Yusha
    Because I'm the Hero!
[19:34] Seira
    Yusha...
[19:39] Mao
    That's right.
[19:41] Mao
    In the same way that she
    has her pride as the Hero...
[19:45] Mao
    I, too...
[19:47] Mao
    I won't let you!
[19:49] Yusha
    Mao-chan?
[19:50] Mao
    I have my own pride, too.
[19:52] Mao
    What Demon Lord would abandon
    their loyal servants?!
[19:58] Seira
    Th-This is...
[19:59] Mei
    What incredible magic power.
[20:00] Fai
    Mao-chan-sensei?
[20:11] Meigo
    Demon Lord...
[20:13] Demon Lord
    What's the matter, Yulia Chardiet?
[20:16] Demon Lord
    No... Legendary Hero!
[20:19] Demon Lord
    Have you not been longing
    to defeat the Demon Lord?
[20:24] Yusha
    Is that you, Mao-chan?
[20:27] Demon Lord
    I am the Demon Lord.
[20:29] Demon Lord
    The Demon Lord who shall
    rule over Naral Island!
[20:38] Yusha
    Rona-chan!
[20:42] Demon Lord
    If you want to save the princess,
    then come to my castle, Hero!
[20:47] Demon Lord
    I'll make you taste true despair once more!
[20:59] Seira
    No way...
[21:00] Fai
    I can't believe Mao-chan-sensei
    is the Demon Lord.
[21:03] Mei
    But that form and that magic power
[21:06] ---
    were definitely those of the
    Demon Lord in our memories.
[21:10] Yusha
    Rona-chan...
[21:11] Yusha
    Meigo-chan...
[21:13] Yusha
    Mao-chan...
[22:56] Rona
    Sensei...
[22:59] Rona
    No, Demon Lord.
[23:02] Rona
    Why are you doing this?
[23:06] Demon Lord
    You want to know?
[23:22] Mao
    I got caught up in the moment,
[23:25] Mao
    and I did it without thinking.
[23:28] Rona
    What?
SIGN    After the End Roll...
[23:36] ---
    "After the End Roll..."

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SIGN    Endro!
[00:04] Seira
    I think this is getting out of hand.
[00:08] Mei
    It's a strange sensation to recall memories
    of things I haven't experienced yet.
[00:14] Fai
    Well, we've only remembered them.
[00:15] ---
    It's not as if our strength itself has changed.
[00:18] Seira
    So, what do we do, Yusha?
[00:20] Yusha
    Huh?
[00:21] Yusha
    Well, of course, we chase after
    her to rescue Rona-chan.
[00:26] Seira
    We're fighting Mao-sensei, then?
[00:28] Seira
    Or rather, the Demon Lord...
[00:30] Yusha
    I don't know.
[00:31] Yusha
    But we can't just stay here and do nothing.
[00:34] Mei
    But we don't even know where they went.
[00:39] Warrior
    Looks like it's my turn, then.
[00:41] All
    Sensei!
[00:42] Warrior
    I heard a bit of what you were talking about.
[00:45] Mei
    You're being vague again.
[00:47] Warrior
    This Chaser Cartado will
    lead you to Mao-sensei.
[00:52] Warrior
    I use it all the time.
[00:54] Mei
    That's a Cartado that gets my
    heart racing for many reasons.
[00:58] Mei
    Show us the path,
[01:00] Mei
    Chaser!
[01:04] Mei
    Looks like it's already picked her up.
[01:06] Fai
    All right! Let's go get our Princess!
[01:09] Yusha
    Huh?
[01:10] Yusha
    Y-Yeah...
[01:12] Warrior
    Yulia-san.
[01:14] Yusha
    Yes?
[01:15] Warrior
    In some cases, such as when you
    lose your way in a dungeon,
[01:19] Warrior
    going back to where you started
    is one viable solution.
[01:24] Yusha
    Back to where I started...
SIGN    Demon Lord Castle
[01:30] Mao
    At this point, I'll just scatter those
    Heroes as a Demon Lord would
[01:34] Mao
    and turn all of Naral Island into the
    spitting image of pandemonium!
[01:39] Rona
    Please stop!
[01:40] Rona
    Even if you got too caught up
     in the flow to turn back,
[01:43] Rona
    Yusha-sama and the others
    are still your students!
[01:46] Mao
    You've said too much! Hmph!
[01:48] Mao
    Even you must have had an inkling
    that this would happen.
[01:52] Rona
    What?
[01:53] Mao
    Huh?!
[01:53] Mao
    I mean, you know, you...
[01:56] (Flashback) Rona
    They might be surprisingly close by.
[02:00] (Flashback) Rona
    This is but another fate
    laid forth by the world.
[02:04] Mao
    You got close to me saying ominous
    things like that, didn't you?
[02:12] Rona
    Oh!
[02:13] Rona
    That... was just me quoting
     the suggestive phrase used by
[02:17] ---
    the Dark Knight in chapter 6 of 
    volume 82 of the Tales of Heroes.
[02:22] Mao
    What the heck?!
[02:25] Rona
    My grandpa told me it was a phase
    all young people go through!
[02:29] Rona
    Besides, Sensei, the fact
    that you usually hide
[02:31] ---
    that huge body in such an endearing form
    means you have a bit of that as well, right?
[02:36] Mao
    This one's my real form!
[02:38] Mao
    It's just... that other form is
    more Demon-Lord-like, isn't it?
[02:42] Rona
    So you were trying to look impressive?
[02:44] Mao
    Shut up!
[02:45] Meigo
    Well, our Demon Lord also secretly
    composed poems in her secret room.
[02:51] Mao
    How do you know that?!
[02:52] Meigo
    Well, there's not a single thing
     I don't know about you, Demon Lord.
[02:57] Mao
    Oh? That's quite the boast, for a lowly golem.
[03:02] Meigo
    Since I'm a golem capable of
    operating semi-permanently,
[03:06] Meigo
    I also know several truths
[03:08] ---
    about the Heroes and Demon Lords
    that the Demon Lords don't know.
[03:12] Mao
    What was that?
[03:13] Rona
    What did you just say?!
[03:15] Rona
    As a Hero enthusiast, I can't let that go!
[03:18] Mao
    I don't mind.
[03:19] Mao
    Just look at how lax the current Hero is.
[03:22] Mao
    I doubt it's anything relevant.
[03:24] Meigo
    Then...
[03:28] Seira
    I never thought we'd be coming here again.
[03:31] Yusha
    We're coming for you now.
[03:45] Fai
    That was a tough battle.
[03:47] Fai
    Negotiating fees with
    higher penguins isn't easy.
[03:51] Seira
    We're finally here.
[03:53] Mei
    It's the real Demon Lord's castle.
[03:55] Fai
    It took a bit of time, and we ended
    up paying excessive fees, though.
[04:00] Yusha
    Now that we're here,
     there's only one thing to do!
[04:06] Fai
    Camping outside the Demon Lord's
    castle is kind of thrilling.
[04:11] Mei
    There's an elegance to viewing the
    moon at the Demon Lord's Castle.
[04:14] Seira
    You're too calm about this.
[04:16] Seira
    The real Demon Lord is
     right around the corner.
[04:22] Yusha
    Do you think we really have
    to fight the Demon Lord?
[04:27] Seira
    That's what Heroes do, right?
[04:29] Yusha
    You're right, but...
[04:35] Yusha
    I know saying this now won't help,
[04:36] Yusha
    but why did I want to be
    the Hero in the first place?
[04:54] Meigo
    Welcome to the Demon Lord's castle,
    members of the Hero's party.
[04:59] Yusha
    Meigo-chan?
[05:01] Meigo
    You're still calling me by that name?
[05:04] Meigo
    When I'm a loyal servant of the Demon Lord?
[05:07] Yusha
    Meigo-chan, did your memories...
[05:09] Yusha
    No, you're you, Meigo-chan!
[05:13] Meigo
    So you're saying Mao-sama is Mao-sama,
     not the Demon Lord?
[05:18] Meigo
    How fitting for a Hero.
[05:20] Meigo
    You truly are kind and naïve.
[05:24] Meigo
    Which is all the more reason
    for me tell you all.
[05:29] Meigo
    Long, long ago on Naral Island...
[05:33] Meigo
    a great destructive power suddenly appeared.
[05:36] Meigo
    Frightened, the people
    called it the Demon Lord.
[05:41] Meigo
    Eventually, one who was known
     as the Hero defeated that power
[05:44] ---
    and restored peace to the island.
[05:47] Meigo
    However, the Demon Lord revived once more,
[05:50] Meigo
    and so, too, did another Hero appear.
[05:53] Meigo
    That has repeated 998 times,
[05:57] Meigo
    leading to the current generation
    of the 999th Demon Lord.
[06:01] Seira
    You know...
[06:02] Fai
    This Demon Lord reviving so
    much is a serious problem.
[06:05] Meigo
    That's their destiny.
[06:07] All
    Huh?
[06:09] Meigo
    The Demon Lord's power is far too great.
[06:11] Meigo
    Even if they are defeated,
     they'll always regain their power and revive.
[06:17] Meigo
    That's why they've been destined
    to revive and be defeated
[06:22] ---
    before they can regain their power.
[06:24] Mei
    Hold on.
[06:25] Mei
    You mean the generations of Demon Lords
     aren't reviving on their own?
[06:30] Meigo
    I don't know who prepared
    this destiny for them.
[06:34] Meigo
    All I know is that the Heroes have
    spent a long time wearing down
[06:39] ---
    the power of those Demon Lords
    forced to revive prematurely.
[06:43] Meigo
    The Heroes are a part of that destiny, too.
[06:46] Meigo
    That's why they've conveniently revived at the
    same time as the Demon Lord's resurrection.
[06:52] Meigo
    And you are the last Hero.
[06:55] Yusha
    Huh?!
[06:56] Seira
    What do you mean, the last?
[06:58] Meigo
    After 998 generations, that power has
    been worn down, and all that remains...
[07:05] Meigo
    Well, to explain it more simply...
[07:08] Meigo
    Once you all win, the Demon Lord
    will be eliminated for good,
[07:13] ---
    never to revive again.
[07:15] Yusha
    What?
[07:17] ---
    You mean Mao-chan... will disappear?
[07:20] Mao
    Yes, yes!
[07:22] Mao
    I'm the last one, anyway!
[07:24] Mao
    Since I've been reborn only to be defeated,
[07:26] ---
    it's better if the Hero just destroys me quickly!
[07:30] Rona
    The Heroes I long admired
[07:32] Rona
    were just slaves to a destiny of
    wearing down the Demon Lord's power.
[07:40] Rona
    But if Yusha-sama and the others
    don't follow that destiny...
[07:44] Rona
    If Sensei, the Demon Lord, isn't defeated,
[07:48] Rona
    the Demon Lord will regain her full power
[07:50] ---
    and try to destroy Naral Island once more.
[07:54] Mao
    Hmph!
[07:55] Rona
    Yusha-sama...
[08:00] Mei
    Jeez, my head's spinning.
[08:03] Fai
    So if we defeat the final Demon Lord,
     Mao-chan-sensei disappears,
[08:07] ---
    and if we don't defeat her,
    Naral Island will be wiped out.
[08:10] Fai
    That's checkmate, isn't it?
[08:12] Seira
    Why did you go out of
    your way to tell us this?
[08:15] Seira
    Once we know this—
[08:16] Meigo
    Yes, you won't fight.
[08:19] Meigo
    Not given who you are.
[08:20] Seira
    I knew it! You intentionally...
[08:23] Meigo
    Right now, you all would fail to
    measure up to the Demon Lord.
[08:27] Meigo
    However, you are the Hero,
    so the improbable can happen.
[08:32] Meigo
    Now, what will you do,
[08:35] Meigo
    kind and naïve Hero of this generation?
[08:41] Meigo
    Well, the Demon Lord is awaiting your visit.
[08:49] Seira
    Wh-What do we do?
[08:51] Mei
    Whether we fight Mao-sensei or not,
    it's a tough decision to make.
[08:56] Fai
    We really are in checkmate, aren't we?
[08:58] Seira
    What do you think, Yusha?
[09:00] Seira
    Yusha?
[09:03] Seira
    Hey! Yusha!
[09:04] Fai
    Yu-chan!
[09:04] Mei
    Get a grip!
[09:08] Yusha
    There was so much on my mind,
    I got overwhelmed for a second...
[09:12] Mei
    I guess it exceeded the limits
     of your processing power.
[09:15] Seira
    So, any good ideas?
[09:17] Yusha
    Not at all...
[09:19] Yusha
    My head just keeps spinning.
[09:21] Yusha
    I'm at a total loss on what to do.
[09:25] Mei
    We're all lost in life!
[09:27] Fai
    Stop saying things that sound significant
     but don't mean anything.
[09:34] Yusha
    Chibi-chan...
[09:36] Yusha
    But I really am lost.
[09:39] Yusha
    What would a Hero do?
[09:42] (Flashback) Warrior
    When you lose your way...
[09:45] Yusha
    When you lose your way...
[09:52] Mao
    They're late! Those guys are late!
[09:54] Mao
    Why haven't they come yet?!
[09:56] Meigo
    Demon Lord.
[09:58] Meigo
    There was a letter in the
    mailbox from the Hero.
[10:00] Mao
    Wait! Why does this castle have a mailbox?!
[10:04] Mao
    Let's see.
[10:05] Mao
    "Dear Mao-chan..."
[10:07] Yusha
    Dear Mao-chan!
[10:08] Yusha
    It seems we've lost our way,
[10:10] ---
    so we're going to try
    going back to the start!
[10:12] Mao
    What?! That idiot!
[10:14] Rona
    Impressive!
[10:16] Rona
    Her actions are as unpredictable
    as the 518th Hero's!
[10:20] Mao
    Is this any time to be impressed?!
[10:22] Mao
    You're being held hostage, you know!
[10:24] Rona
    I'm sure...
[10:26] Rona
    she believes in you, Sensei!
[10:28] Rona
    She has faith that you won't hurt me!
[10:36] Mao
    I didn't raise her to be an adventurer
     that runs away from the Demon Lord!
[10:41] Mao
    I'll just have to go face her myself!
[10:44] Mao
    Let's go, Princess, Meigo!
[10:47] Rona
    Okay, Sensei!
[10:50] Mao
    What's the matter, Meigo?
[10:53] Mao
    Come on! Hurry up and come with us!
[10:56] Meigo
    Understood.
[11:05] Yusha
    This is where we started!
[11:09] Mei
    Both before and after we
    were flung into the past,
[11:12] ---
    we met here and formed our party.
[11:15] Seira
    And it was just because we happened to be
    in the same class and sat next to each other.
[11:20] Fai
    It wasn't very fateful.
[11:23] Yusha
    Still, last time we all managed to make
    it to our fight with the Demon Lord.
[11:33] Yusha
    Because we all met here...
[11:41] Yusha
    Seira-chan, what made you
    want to become a Priest?
[11:44] Seira
    Huh?
[11:45] Seira
    Both my mother and my grandmother
     came fom a long line of Priests.
[11:50] Seira
    It's a bond that's tied our family
     together for a long time... I guess?
[11:55] Seira
    What about you, Fai?
[11:56] Seira
    Why did you decide to become a warrior?
[11:59] Fai
    To protect the forest and my
    forest friends from bad people!
[12:03] Fai
    And you, Mei-chan?
     Why did you want to become a Mage?
[12:07] Fai
    Or so I thought I'd ask,
     but I guess it's because you love Cartado?
[12:10] Mei
    That's right! That's why, but...
[12:14] Mei
    What about you, Yusha-san?
    Why did you want to become the Hero?
[12:18] Yusha
    Yeah, I had forgotten why until just now.
[12:22] Yusha
    But I remembered after coming here.
[12:25] Yusha
    My reason... was that it's cool!
[12:30] Seira
    What? That's too simple.
[12:32] Fai
    But it's a perfect fit for Yu-chan!
[12:34] Mei
    You're right. I can't see any other reason.
[12:40] Yusha
    Oh, but there was one other reason!
[12:42] Demon Lord
    So this is where you were?!
[12:45] Rona
    Yusha-sama!
[12:48] Fai
    Princess!
[12:49] Seira
    You're safe?
[12:50] Rona
    Yes! I'm glad to see you're safe, too!
[12:53] Mei
    You're the one saying that?
[12:55] Demon Lord
    Good grief, you're such bad students,
[12:58] ---
    causing so much trouble for me!
[13:01] Yusha
    Mao-chan!
[13:06] Demon Lord
    Now, it's time for an extra lesson!
[13:08] Demon Lord
    I'll show you the power of the Demon Lord
     you've all been wanting to fight!
[13:13] Yusha
    Wait! We—
[13:19] Demon Lord
    I won't say it again.
[13:21] Demon Lord
    Draw your weapons.
[13:24] Yusha
    Mao-chan!
[13:25] Yusha
    I... no, we don't want to fight you, Mao-chan!
[13:32] Demon Lord
    You are naïve!
[13:33] Demon Lord
    Is that what a Hero says to the Demon Lord?
[13:36] Yusha
    No!
[13:37] Yusha
    You're you, Mao-chan!
[13:40] Yusha
    Our teacher!
[13:41] Seira
    That's right!
[13:42] Seira
    You still taught us a lot,
    even knowing we were the Hero's party!
[13:46] Mei
    I learned a lot from you about
    Cartado and how to use them!
[13:50] Fai
    You were kinda scary when you got mad,
[13:52] ---
    but you rewarded us when we worked hard,
     and that made me happy!
[13:57] Yusha
    We had fun with you, Mao-chan!
[14:01] Yusha
    Was that not true for you?
[14:04] Demon Lord
    Foolishness!
[14:06] Demon Lord
    That's all...
[14:09] Mao
    That was all...
[14:18] ---
    That was all ridiculously fun for me, too!
[14:25] Mao
    But if I stay here undefeated,
    this island will be destroyed!
[14:32] Mao
    All that'll be left for me is eternal isolation.
[14:36] Mao
    Lonely, cold, and without anything else...
[14:42] Mao
    I can't stand that anymore.
[14:46] Mao
    In which case, it might not be so bad to
    be defeated by students I raised myself.
[14:53] Yusha
    Mao-chan...
[14:56] Yusha
    All right.
[15:02] Seira
    Yusha!
[15:02] Fai
    Yu-chan!
[15:02] Mei
    Yusha-san!
[15:04] Yusha
    I always wanted to be a cool Hero.
[15:07] Yusha
    A cool Hero who took down
    the bad Demon Lord...
[15:12] Yusha
    Demon Lord!
[15:14] Mao
    That's right. That's how it should be.
[15:23] Yusha
    Chibi-chan, dinner time!
[15:26] Yusha
    Here!
[15:32] ---
    Burp.
[15:37] Yusha
    Good!
[15:38] All
    What do you mean, "good"?!
[15:40] Mao
    What are you thinking?!
    That was the Hero's sword!
[15:44] Rona
    Right! Without that sword,
     you can't be recognized as the Hero!
[15:48] Yusha
    Listen, everyone!
[15:50] Yusha
    The other reason I wanted
     to become the Hero was that
[15:53] ---
    I wanted everyone to have fun and be happy!
[15:56] Yusha
    That's why!
[15:57] Yusha
    And naturally, that includes
    Mao-chan's smile, too!
[16:03] Yusha
    If it means making Mao-chan cry,
    then I don't need to be the Hero!
[16:08] Mao
    Yulia Chardiet, you...
[16:14] Mei
    It's hard to say this while you're
    looking so accomplished, but...
[16:18] Fai
    Without the Hero,
[16:20] ---
    Mao-chan-sensei's going to recover the
    power of the original Demon Lord
[16:24] ---
    and fulfill her destiny to destroy the island.
[16:27] Yusha
    Huh?
[16:28] Yusha
    No way, that won't happen.
[16:31] Yusha
    Right, Mao-chan?
[16:37] Yusha
    Huh?
[16:39] Yusha
    What do we do?!
[16:41] Mao
    That's my line!
[16:44] Meigo
    No, I've been waiting for this.
[16:54] ---
    Burp.
[16:55] All
    Huh?!
[16:57] Yusha
    You can't eat Mao-chan!
[16:59] Seira
    Come on! Spit her out!
[17:01] Mei
    You'll upset your stomach!
[17:02] Fai
    Don't eat food raw!
[17:04] Rona
    I don't think that's the problem here!
[17:10] Yusha
    Mao-chan! Thank goodness!
[17:14] Mao
    Hey! What did that beast just do to me?!
[17:18] Mao
    You! You! You!
[17:19] Meigo
    Please calm down, Demon Lord.
[17:22] Meigo
    More importantly,
     how is your power as a Demon Lord?
[17:26] Mao
    Huh?
[17:27] Mao
    Of course, it's still inside me...
[17:30] Mao
    It's gone?!
[17:32] All
    Huh?!
[17:33] Meigo
    On that day of the final battle between
    the Demon Lord and the Hero's party...
[17:39] Meigo
    I got caught up in the Hero's
    forbidden spell, as well.
[17:58] Meigo
    And...
[18:03] Meigo
    while I was drifting in the gaps
    between dimensions, this one saved me.
[18:08] Mao
    No, it didn't save you, it...
[18:11] Yusha
    You did good, Chibi-chan!
[18:14] Meigo
    Normally it's impossible for
    a golem to move on its own.
[18:18] Meigo
    However, this one made it
    possible for me to do so.
[18:22] Mao
    Wait, wait, wait.
[18:23] Mao
    So you're saying that thing ate the
    concept of "golem" attached to you?
[18:28] Meigo
    Yes.
[18:29] Meigo
    So I thought this one might
    also have the ability to erase
[18:35] ---
    the destiny of the Hero and Demon Lord
    by eating those concepts, as well.
[18:41] Fai
    And it seems like you were right.
[18:44] Meigo
    This was all thanks to Yusha-sama
    casting aside her role as Hero.
[18:48] Meigo
    Thank you very much.
[18:50] Yusha
    Don't mention it!
[18:51] Yusha
    If everyone can have fun and smile,
    I'm perfectly okay with it!
[18:55] Mei
    So the reason you told us all those things
    was so you could save Mao-sensei, too.
[19:01] Rona
    That just shows how much
    Meigo-sama treasures Mao-sama!
[19:05] Meigo
    Even if I couldn't move on my own,
    I was always watching her.
[19:10] Mao
    Uh, more importantly...
[19:13] Mao
    Erasing a concept from someone
     is a feat on par with creator gods!
[19:19] Mao
    Why are you all keeping such a
    mysterious beast around as a pet?
[19:24] Yusha
    Chibi-chan's your pet, right, Seira-chan?
[19:27] Seira
    Huh? I thought it was Mei's.
[19:29] Mei
    Huh? I could have sworn Fai-san
    brought it with her from the forest.
[19:33] Fai
    Huh? There's nothing like her in the forest.
[19:36] Fai
    Besides, she's closest to Yu-chan.
[19:40] Yusha
    Hey... How long has Chibi-chan been with us?
[19:43] Seira
    Actually, I don't think she was with
    us on our adventures last time.
[19:47] Mei
    She was just kind of there one day.
[19:52] All
    Whatever!
[19:56] Mao
    Good grief. What am I going to do with you all?
[20:05] Yusha
    It's morning!
[20:08] Yusha
    I'm suddenly feeling tired.
[20:11] Seira
    We were pretty busy all night long.
[20:13] Mei
    I want to go home and sleep.
[20:15] Mao
    Don't you all be late for
    your first-period class.
[20:19] All
    Huh?!
[20:20] Yusha
    Mao-chan, that's mean!
[20:22] Seira
    You're going to make us attend like this?!
[20:24] Fai
    That's mean!
[20:25] Mei
    Ogre! Devil! Demon Lord!
[20:27] Mao
    Unfortunately for you,
     I've cast off being a Demon Lord!
[20:31] Mao
    Oh, also, you all...
[20:35] Yusha
    What is it, Mao-chan?
[20:38] Mao
    Uh, well, um, you know...
[20:42] Mao
    Thanks for your help!
[20:48] Yusha
    Don't mention it! We're friends!
[20:56] Mao
    Well, I'm off!
[20:58] Meigo
    Yes, Mao-sama.
[20:59] Mao
    Yeah!
[21:01] Meigo
    Take care.
[21:03] Mao
    Watch the house while I'm gone!
[21:08] Mao
    Come on. Let's get going.
[21:10] Mao
    We'll set a bad example
    as teachers if we're late.
[21:14] Warrior
    Right!
[21:19] Warrior
    Hey, I heard they cleared an
    advanced quest the other day.
[21:23] Fighter
    That's the Hero's party for you.
[21:25] Sprite
    I bet they could defeat
    the Demon Lord now, too.
[21:28] Fai
    Everyone keeps saying those things,
[21:30] ---
    but there's no Demon Lord
     or Hero anymore.
[21:33] Mei
    What's your job, Yusha-san?
[21:37] Yusha
    I'm jobless, and you know it.
[21:40] Seira
    But you can't accept quests if you're jobless.
[21:44] Yusha
    I know.
[21:47] Rona
    Good morning, everyone!
[21:50] Rona
    I know it's early,
     but please take a look at this!
[21:53] Fai
    Princess, what's that book?
[21:55] Rona
    Right!
[21:56] Rona
    This is the new Tale of a Hero that I created!
[22:02] Yusha
    Let me see.
[22:04] Yusha
    Huh?
[22:05] Rona
    It's just the cover right now.
[22:08] Rona
    I got focused on the binding,
[22:09] ---
    and then I was satisfied with that on its own.
[22:12] Fai
    That happens.
[22:13] Mei
    Yeah.
[22:14] Mei
    There are times when I'm satisfied
    just obtaining the Cartado I wanted.
[22:18] Mei
    But then suddenly I remember that
[22:20] ---
    Cartado aren't just collectibles,
    and that you can
[22:23] ---
    reach the depths of Cartado only
    when they're used by their owner.
[22:27] ---
    Then I realize how wrong I was
     to hold off using Imperial Feast
[22:30] Yusha
    It's blank.
[22:31] ---
    when I was trying to keep it unused.
[22:32] Rona
    I'm sorry, Yusha-sama.
[22:34] Yusha
    Thank you, Rona-chan!
[22:36] Rona
    Huh?
[22:39] Mao
    Come on, now. Take your seats.
[22:43] Yusha
    Mao-chan!
[22:44] Mao
    What is it?
[22:45] Yusha
    Our future is still blank, so we can
    become anything we want, right?
[22:52] Mao
    I suppose so.
[22:54] Yusha
    In that case...
[22:56] Yusha
    I'm going to be the Hero!
[23:01] Seira
    That's our Yusha. I thought you'd say that.
[23:04] Fai
    That's just the way Yu-chan should be!
[23:07] Mei
    I'll pal with you!
[23:09] Mei
    Like a pal, hah!
[23:11] Rona
    Wonderful, Yusha-sama!
[23:16] Yusha
    Chibi-chan!
[23:17] Seira
    When did you get here?
[23:19] Fai
    She pops in out of nowhere.
[23:20] Mao
    Good grief.
[23:20] Mei
    She's more mysterious than wacky seaweed.
[23:24] Mao
    This is what's wrong with you Heroes.
[23:27] Mao
    Well, I hope you give it your best.
[23:31] Yusha
    Yeah!
[23:32] Yusha
    I will!
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