26 - Elegant Yokai Apartment Life

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SIGN    Reservations Open for Christmas Cake 
    Cake Delivery (Frozen) Until 12/13
[00:04] Gu
    This stuff goes over there!
[00:05] Gu
    Hurry!
SIGN    Reservations Open for Christmas Cake 
    Cake Delivery (Frozen) Until 12/13
[00:06] Gu
    I'm done sorting here!
[00:08] Gu
    Then, help them over there!
[00:11] Gu
    Right!
[00:12] ---
    Kenzaki Transport
[00:13] Y
    The year's coming to a close,
    and it's the Christmas season.
[00:17] Y
    But it's also the season
    for making money at work.
SIGN     This Way Up
SIGN     This Way Up
[00:29] Gu
    Are you okay?
[00:30] Gu
    S-Sorry.
SIGN     This Way Up
[00:32] Gu
    This sticker means the package
    should be upright at all times.
[00:35] Gu
    Be careful.
[00:37] Gu
    Oh, really?
[00:40] Gu
    If you don't know what something means, ask.
[00:43] Gu
    S-Sure!
[00:46] Gu
    They're starting to sound like veterans.
[00:50] Gu
    Until just recently, they were green.
[00:53] Gu
    You're right.
SIGN    Twenty-sixth Haunting 
    Elegant Yokai Apartment Life
[02:44] Y
    Christmas, huh?
[02:46] Y
    Guess it's almost the end of the year, huh?
[02:54] Gi
    Sorry!
[02:57] Y
    Yumi!
[02:58] Gi
    Yushi-kun?
[02:59] Gi
    It's been forever!
[03:02] Gu
    Hi, Yushi.
[03:03] Gu
    You look very well.
[03:05] Y
    George, too?
[03:06] Y
    Hey, there...
[03:08] Y
    Wait, why are you two dressed like that?
[03:12] Gi
    We're off to a Christmas party!
[03:16] Gi
    George and I were chosen to be the Santas.
[03:19] Gi
    Well? Do I look good?
[03:22] Gu
    Oh, very cute, Yumi.
[03:25] Gi
    Thank you, George.
[03:29] Gi
    So, then, see you later, Yushi-kun!
[03:32] Gi
    George, let's go!
[03:34] Gu
    Okay, Yumi.
[03:36] Gu
    Bye, Yushi.
[03:38] Y
    B-Bye!
[03:44] Y
    Yumi's so friendly with
    George and his circle now.
[03:49] Y
    Maybe too friendly.
[03:53] Y
    Thank you!
[04:06] Y
    Takenaka?
[04:08] Y
    What is he doing here?
[04:13] Y
    Hey, Takenaka!
[04:15] Y
    Once you're done there, come in here!
[04:17] Y
    Stop slacking!
[04:18] Y
    O-Okay.
[04:19] Y
    Here.
[04:22] Y
    After you drink it, back to work.
[04:25] Y
    Yes, sir.
[04:29] Y
    It was up to them, alone, to quit being thugs.
[04:33] Y
    Maybe it was all fated, from the start.
[04:50] Y
    Everyone is working hard.
[04:52] Y
    I need to work hard, too...
[04:55] Y
    To qualify as a government employee!
[04:57] F
    Master, I would prefer if you said, "As a mage."
[05:02] Y
    Ain't happening.
[05:03] Gi
    Who are you talking to, Yu-kun?
[05:13] Y
    Eri-chan?
[05:14] Y
    What are you doing here?
[05:15] Gi
    That's my line.
[05:17] Gi
    I was just out shopping for a bit.
[05:19] Gi
    Why did I have to run into you?
[05:21] Gi
    You won't come home for New
    Year's or Christmas, right?
[05:26] Gi
    What are you thinking?
[05:27] Y
    Uh, well...
[05:29] Y
    As you can see, work keeps me really busy.
[05:32] Y
    I told your mom and dad I'd be
    home for spring break, but...
[05:37] Y
    Was that a problem?
[05:38] E
    I-It isn't a problem, but...
[05:42] E
    Jeez, forget it!
[05:47] Y
    What was that?
[05:49] F
    Who can say?
[05:56] Y
    And time passed... And New Year's Eve arrived.
[06:00] H
    Go!
[06:03] R
    Way to go, Hase-kun.
[06:05] R
    Have experience with this?
[06:06] H
    No... It's my first time.
[06:08] Y
    You're looking pretty good, though.
[06:11] Y
    But what about me?
[06:14] H
    It's the same as... a golf swing!
[06:17] Y
    Damn it, you bourgeois swine!
[06:19] H
    It's a talent.
[06:21] Y
    I'll crush you!
[06:22] H
    Bring it!
[06:24] R
    They're a good pair...
[06:42] A
    Hot pot is the best part of winter!
[06:44] Y
    It's so good!
[06:46] H
    It warms you up...
[06:48] H
    Right down to your bones.
[06:50] H
    Here, say, "Ahhh."
[06:52] ---
    Ahhh...
[06:53] Gu
    This is really good!
[06:56] Gu
    Especially, the meat.
[07:01] Gu
    I can feel warmth spreading
    throughout my entire body.
[07:05] Gu
    Tonight, we will drink good sake again, as well.
[07:09] Gi
    Ruriko-san, more beer!
[07:16] Gu
    Are there any bad kids here?
[07:19] Gu
    Are there any bad kids here?
[07:20] Y
    The oni?!
[07:21] H
    They're namahage oni!
[07:22] A
    Those are real.
[07:23] Y
    Huh? Seriously?!
[07:25] Gu
    Are there any bad kids here?
[07:28] H
    Oh, no... They're seriously real!
[07:30] H
    Scary.
[07:34] Gu
    Hot pot... Japanese food.
[07:36] Gu
    Let me have some!
[07:40] Gu
    Are you the bad kid?!
[07:54] A
    Cheers!
[08:10] A
    Happy New Year!
[08:13] A
    Welcome to the new year!
[08:15] H
    They'll keep partying a while longer, yeah?
[08:18] Y
    It's New Year's, after all.
[08:20] Y
    We have to put Kuri to bed.
[08:31] Y
    There isn't enough snow to play in, huh?
[08:33] H
    If it snows again, there might be enough.
[08:39] A
    There's snow.
[08:42] A
    Next to the waterfall, the landlord
    opened a hole to the tundra.
[08:46] A
    After New Year's, everyone will go play there!
[08:49] A
    The tundra?
[09:08] A
    Wow...
[09:09] H
    It's pure-white.
[09:18] H
    This is fun!
[09:25] H
    Go, Kuri...
[09:26] H
    Show Mommy who's boss!
[09:29] Y
    I'll get you!
[09:32] Y
    Wait, wait!
[09:35] H
    What is that?
[09:36] Y
    What's going on?
[09:40] Y
    Snow huts?
[09:41] Y
    Who made them?
[09:44] F
    Are these the snow huts of time?
[09:47] Y
    Of time?
[09:48] Y
    What are they?
[09:49] F
    Mysterious snow huts, appearing
    between New Year's Eve
[09:54] F
    and dawn of the year's first day.
[09:57] F
    They say that if you enter,
    you can see the past and future.
[10:02] F
    A strong wish lets one who enters
    to see related pasts and futures.
[10:07] Y
    Pasts and futures?
[10:08] F
    Indeed...
[10:10] F
    Perhaps your powerful spiritual
    energy attracted them to us.
[10:15] F
    So impressive!
[10:18] F
    Master, you jerk!
[10:21] H
    Snow huts of time... Sounds fun.
[10:24] Y
    I mean, don't we have to take a look?
[10:32] Y
    What is this?
[10:33] Gu
    How do you like it?
[10:34] Gu
    Pretty classy, huh?
[10:36] H
    Y-Yeah...
[10:38] H
    Hey, isn't that you?
[10:52] Y
    That was the first time I came
    to the Yokai Apartments!
[10:56] Y
    Oh, yeah. I get food, too.
[10:59] Y
    I wonder how it is.
[11:02] A
    This way, Yushi-kun.
[11:04] Y
    Coming!
[11:09] Y
    I knew it!
[11:11] Y
    We really are in the past!
[11:13] Y
    Wow!
[11:16] Y
    Kuri? Huh?
[11:19] H
    Two... Kuris?
[11:22] Y
    I see.
[11:23] Y
    Then, you're the past Kuri?
[11:29] Y
    We're back.
[11:32] F
    When someone from the past
    realizes you are from the future,
[11:36] F
    you will be sent back!
[11:39] F
    Be careful!
[11:42] Y
    Hey, Kuri!
[11:51] Y
    Is that Oda Nobunaga-san?!
[11:54] Gu
    What?
[11:55] Gu
    Someone else from the future?
[11:57] Gu
    I'm sick of it...
[11:59] Gu
    All these people just keep coming!
[12:04] Gu
    Leave!
[12:05] Gu
    Please... Leave!
[12:12] H
    What was that?
[12:14] Y
    Enough with the past...
[12:15] Y
    Let's go see the future!
[12:17] H
    The future?
[12:18] Y
    Yeah! My future!
[12:21] Y
    Show me my future...
[12:23] Y
    The one in which I work for the government!
[12:29] H
    Looks like we're in Las Vegas.
[12:31] Y
    Las Vegas?
[12:33] Y
    What am I doing here?
[12:35] Y
    Some kind of departmental trip?
[12:43] Y
    Th-That's... my future self?
[13:02] Y
    What's happened to my future self?
[13:05] H
    Inaba... Look.
[13:08] Gu
    Yushi, lend me some chips!
[13:12] Y
    Cut it out, Furuhonya-san.
[13:15] Gu
    Come on...
[13:17] Gu
    Aren't we traveling the world together?
[13:20] Y
    Now, I'm regretting that a little, though.
[13:23] Gu
    Don't say that, Yushi-sama!
[13:26] Y
    Wh-Why?
[13:28] Y
    What about my dream of government work?
[13:30] H
    It's a great future...
[13:32] H
    Traveling the world.
[13:34] Y
    No!
[13:37] Gu
    What are you doing here?
[13:41] Gu
    Well, whatever.
[13:42] Gu
    Lend me some cash!
[13:48] H
    Furuhonya-san doesn't change, huh?
[13:51] Y
    No... That has to be some kind of mistake.
[13:56] H
    All right! My turn next!
[13:59] H
    Follow me, future traveler!
[14:01] H
    Shut up!
[14:04] T
    Today, at noon, you have lunch with the
    Federation of Economic Organizations.
[14:07] T
    And then, at 2:00, a presentation from R&D.
[14:11] T
    At 17:30, you leave Narita on your trip
    to examine the European markets.
[14:17] H
    Got it. Thanks.
[14:19] Y
    That's the future you?
[14:21] H
    Way to go, me.
[14:22] Y
    That's kind of upsetting!
[14:24] ---
    Also, sir, I'd like to confirm
    the details of the recent transaction.
[14:26] Y
    Wait, this voice... Tashiro?
[14:29] H
    I'll leave it to you.
[14:31] H
    Your information is never wrong.
[14:34] T
    Understood.
[14:35] T
    Leave everything to me.
[14:39] F
    It appears Hase-sama has gotten
    the future he wanted.
[14:43] F
    Splendid.
[14:45] H
    Of course.
[14:46] Y
    I can't accept this!
[14:53] Y
    Why only Hase?
[14:54] Y
    I should have an ideal future, too!
SIGN    Popular Novelist-Adventurer! 
    Yushi Inaba: Autograph Session
[15:00] Gi
    I'm looking forward to your
    next book, Inaba-sensei!
[15:03] Y
    Thank you.
[15:05] Gi
    Inaba-sensei! Die with me!
[15:12] Y
    Glad it was a hardcover...
[15:15] Y
    This isn't right, either!
[15:18] Y
    We're back at the Yokai Apartments?
[15:22] F
    Hmm, this isn't the future.
    It is a parallel world.
[15:28] Y
    Is that even possible?
[15:37] H
    Kuri!
[15:42] H
    K-Kuri!
[15:45] H
    What's going on?
[15:47] F
    This is a dimensional rift.
[15:50] Y
    A dimensional rift?
[15:51] F
    We have been caught in the flow of time!
[15:54] F
    At this rate, we shall never be
    able to return to our world.
[15:58] Y
    What?
[16:01] Y
    Hase... Kuri!
[16:02] Y
    I... I can't let it end here!
[16:05] Y
    We have a future!
[16:07] Y
    I just saw it!
[16:11] Y
    We're going back to the apartment.
[16:13] Y
    I'm going to save Hase and Kuri!
[16:15] Y
    That is what I should do now.
[16:18] F
    Master, there should be an
    escape path, somewhere,
[16:23] F
    if you can only find it.
[16:25] Y
    Somewhere, there's a path.
[16:27] Y
    The Sun,
[16:28] Y
    Ignis Fatuus!
[16:33] Y
    Light our path!
[16:39] Y
    It didn't work?
[16:40] F
    N-No!
[16:54] H
    Inaba, over there!
[16:56] Y
    Got it!
[16:57] Y
    The Chariot, Hippogriff!
[17:06] F
    The proud Hippogriff is
    allowing humans to ride it?
[17:09] F
    Way to go, master!
[17:13] Y
    We're going back to where everyone is...
[17:16] Y
    To the Yokai Apartments!
[17:18] Y
    Please, Hippogriff!
[17:20] Y
    Take us back to our world!
[17:25] Y
    Everyone...
[17:34] H
    Wh-Where are we?
[17:38] H
    We're saved!
[17:42] Gu
    Yushi-kun...
[17:43] Y
    Ryu-san!
[17:45] A
    Yushi-kun!
[17:46] A
    Everyone, we found them!
[17:49] R
    I'm so glad...
[17:51] R
    Everyone appears to be safe.
[17:52] Gu
    Jeez, don't start the new
    year by causing trouble.
[17:56] Y
    You were all... looking for us?
[18:03] Y
    I feel alive again!
[18:07] Gu
    The snow huts of time, hmm?
[18:09] Gu
    That's a rare thing you found!
[18:13] H
    You protected Hase-kun and
    Kuri. And you returned.
[18:16] H
    Well done, Yushi-kun.
[18:19] Y
    Not at all.
[18:20] Gu
    But that experience was valuable.
[18:23] Gu
    What you saw wasn't
    the real future, specifically.
[18:27] Gu
    It was a possible future.
[18:29] H
    A possible future?
[18:31] Y
    Yes.
[18:32] Y
    A future that might come to be.
[18:34] Y
    None of them is the real future.
[18:36] Y
    Your choices make your future.
[18:40] R
    That's why you need to make
    choices you won't regret.
[18:44] R
    Because it's your future, and yours alone.
[18:48] Y
    Your future, alone.
[18:51] Y
    I see...
[18:53] Y
    We have infinite futures.
[18:56] Y
    Infinite possibilities!
[18:58] H
    That's right.
[18:59] H
    I'd hope so...
[19:01] H
    That wasn't the future I want.
[19:04] Y
    You want even more? That's just like you.
[19:08] H
    I guess so.
[19:09] H
    Also, I can't imagine a future without you.
[19:13] Y
    R-Right...
[19:15] Y
    Thanks.
[19:17] Gu
    Well? What future did you see, Yushi?
[19:20] Gu
    Right, right.
[19:21] Gu
    I'm so curious!
[19:23] Gu
    Tell us... Come on.
[19:26] Y
    Well,
[19:28] Y
    I was in the snow hut, relaxing with everyone!
[19:33] Gu
    The sun's risen.
[19:39] Gu
    It's so pretty...
[19:40] Gi
    Really.
[19:42] Gi
    It's so pretty!
[19:45] Y
    M-Mariko-san, cover yourself!
[19:48] Gi
    I forgot my towel!
[19:52] Gu
    Okay! Let's start the new year off right!
[19:55] Gu
    Ready?
[19:57] Gu
    Cheers!
[19:59] Gu
    Yes!
[20:01] Gu
    Banzai! Banzai! Banzai!
[20:09] Gu
    Partying in the new year,
    alongside those I love.
[20:12] Gu
    This is the future I choose.
[20:15] Gu
    This year, let's take it easy.
[20:18] Y
    Yeah!
[20:25] T
    Morning!
[20:26] T
    How was your New Year's, Inaba?
[20:29] Y
    It was great!
[20:32] Gi
    Wow, I'm really curious!
[20:34] Gi
    Oh, what happened?
[20:36] Y
    What happened?
[20:37] T
    I'm so excited... I'm so excited...
[20:42] Gu
    Looks like you're having fun, Inaba.
[20:45] Y
    I guess I am.
[20:54] Y
    I've made many choices,
[20:57] Y
    and seen many different karmas.
[21:00] Y
    What other encounters will I have?
[21:04] Y
    What future awaits me?
[21:09] Y
    When I think about it,
[21:10] Y
    I get really excited.
[21:15] Y
    That's right.
[21:16] Y
    Just like the first day I came
    to the Yokai Apartments.
[21:24] Gu
    It's always so lively here, chirp.
[21:27] Gu
    And it will always stay that way, chirp!
[21:29] Gu
    That's the elegant Yokai
    Apartment life, chirp!
[21:34] ---
    Chirp! Chirp! Chirp!
[21:36] ---
    Chirpity-chirp! Chirp!