2 - The Residents of the Yokai Apartments
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[00:02] Y
"Dear Hase-sama...
[00:05] Y
I've finished unpacking my things,
and everything is going fine.
[00:13] Y
Three years ago, I lost my parents
[00:15] Y
and had to live with relatives.
[00:18] Y
But now, I've finally taken my first
step toward real independence.
[00:23] Y
But there's one problem, I guess...
[00:28] Y
In this yokai apartment building,
[00:32] Y
humans and monsters live together."
[00:37] Y
No, no!
[00:38] Y
If I write this, he'll think I'm crazy!
[00:41] Gu
What's bugging you, chirp, Yushi?
[00:44] Gu
Hey, worry too much,
and you'll go bald, chirp.
[00:47] Gu
Be careful, chirp!
[00:49] Gu
My independent life...
[00:51] Gu
Chirpity-chirp!
SIGN Second Haunting
The Residents of the Yokai Apartments
[02:30] gu
What's wrong, Yushi-kun?
[02:32] gu
Are you not enjoying the meal Ruriruri made?
SIGN Reimei Isshiki
[02:37] gu
Reimei Isshiki.
[02:39] gu
A poet of unknown age.
[02:41] gu
He's human.
[02:43] [SONG] gu
Human
[02:44] Gi
You need to eat, Yushi-kun...
[02:46] Gi
School starts soon, doesn't it?
[02:48] Gi
You need to eat and build your stamina.
SIGN Akine Kuga
[02:51] Gi
Akine Kuga-san. Also human.
[02:55] Gi
She's an exorcist... supposedly.
[02:57] [SONG] Gi
Human
[02:58] Gu
Morning!
[02:59] Gu
Wow, this smells good!
[03:02] Gu
Sato-san and Yamada-san, good morning.
[03:05] Gu
And they're ghosts.
SIGN Ghosts
[03:07] Gu
No... Spirits? Yokai?
SIGN Spirits
SIGN Yokai
SIGN Ghost
[03:10] Gu
Jeez, I don't even know!
SIGN Yokai
SIGN Yokai
[03:12] Gu
I'm going on a training trip for my new job.
[03:16] Gu
I'll be in Hakone for a week.
[03:18] Gu
Nice, Sato-san.
[03:20] Gu
That's Soir Cosmetics for you.
[03:22] Gu
They're willing to spend big.
[03:24] Gu
He's got a job?
[03:25] Gu
And with a big company?!
[03:38] Gu
I can touch them.
[03:42] Gu
S-So cute...
[03:44] Gu
But aren't they ghosts, too?
[03:48] Gi
Wondering why you can touch ghosts?
[03:51] Gi
This building's grounds are within
a special barrier that stabilizes
[03:55] Gi
the souls of the dead.
[03:58] Gi
That's why you can see and touch
things that you normally can't.
[04:02] Gi
There's also a path to another dimension.
[04:05] Gi
And in some places, several dimensions
overlap or are out of phase,
[04:09] Gi
and then...
[04:09] Y
I... I don't understand any of that.
[04:15] Gu
So, decide what you're going to do?
[04:19] Gu
Will you stay here until
your dorm is repaired?
[04:22] Gu
Or go back and live with your uncle?
[04:29] Gu
Yeah, I guess he will.
[04:36] Gu
I'm staying here. It's only six months.
[04:39] Gu
I see.
[04:40] Gi
That's great! Just what I wanted to hear!
[04:44] Gi
Look! Ruriko-san made you a cake!
[04:47] Y
Huh? For me?
[04:48] Gu
Looks delicious!
[04:50] Gu
Everything Ruriruri makes is delicious!
[04:53] Gi
Right?
[04:55] Gi
Yushi-kun, you don't care if
Ruriko-san is a ghost, right?
[04:58] Y
Of course not!
[05:00] Y
No matter what kind of ghost
she is, I wouldn't care!
[05:03] Gu
Hear that? Isn't that nice, Ruriruri?
SIGN Joutou Business High School
[05:15] Y
And so, my high school life began.
[05:18] Gi
I just saw someone who looked really cool!
[05:21] Gi
Hey, let's exchange our email addresses!
[05:23] Gu
So yesterday, my dad said...
[05:26] Y
That's right...
[05:27] Y
People call stuff like this normal.
[05:31] Y
But at my place...
[05:33] Gu
Why do you look so bored?
[05:37] Gu
It's your first day at a
new school! Cheer up!
[05:40] Gu
I'm Takenaka, by the way. What's up?
[05:43] Y
R-Right... Hello.
[06:01] Y
Just six more months!
[06:06] gi
Welcome back.
[06:07] y
I'm back.
[06:08] y
Wait.
[06:15] Gu
Oh, that's Hanako-san.
[06:18] Y
Hanako-san?
[06:20] Gu
She's always in the front hall.
[06:21] Gu
And she says "goodbye" and "welcome back."
[06:24] Y
Is that all?
[06:26] Gu
Yep. That's all.
[06:28] Y
Don't worry, you'll eventually
be able to see her, too.
[06:32] Gu
I will?! And you aren't scared?
[06:35] Gu
Ghosts and yokai are everywhere!
[06:37] Gi
Scared?
[06:39] Gu
We're all friends, and they're fun.
[06:41] Y
Friends?
[06:43] Gu
They are like we are.
[06:45] Gu
In their own way, they are
trying to live normal lives.
[06:47] Gu
Some of them are good and some are bad.
[06:50] Gu
It's just like us.
[06:54] Y
Just like us... I don't know.
[07:01] Y
W-Wolf ghost!
[07:03] Gu
Idiot.
[07:04] Gu
You're a man. Don't scare so easily.
[07:06] gi
Welcome back, Akira-san! Cigar!
[07:09] gu
Been a long time since we
had a new human resident.
[07:12] gu
Doesn't he look glum?
[07:15] gu
This is the new guy, Yushi Inaba-kun.
[07:18] gu
I'm Akira Fukase, in room 103.
[07:21] gu
I'm a painter.
[07:22] gu
This is Cigar.
[07:24] Y
A painter?
[07:25] Gu
Yeah, he's an old friend of mine.
[07:29] Y
Does that mean you're human, Fukase-san?
[07:32] Gu
Listen up, kid!
[07:34] Gu
Here, it doesn't mean a damn thing
whether you're human or not.
[07:38] Gu
I've lived here ten years,
[07:40] Gu
without any problems whatsoever.
[07:42] Gu
Got it?
[07:43] Y
Y-Yeah...
[07:44] Gu
Hello there, young man. Having some trouble?
[07:48] Gu
Seems you're having trouble
in your relationships.
[07:51] Y
U-Um...
[07:54] Y
Who are you?
[07:55] Gu
Today, I will introduce you
to something great!
[07:58] Gu
Look at this.
[08:00] Gu
A unicorn horn, to drive off wicked
thoughts and purify your body.
[08:04] Gu
Carry this with you, and your
problems will instantly vanish.
[08:11] Gu
Act now, and I'll give you a discount.
[08:13] Y
No way! No way! No way! No way!
[08:16] Gu
Stay away from the new kid.
[08:18] Gi
Sorry, Yushi-kun... That must've scared you.
[08:22] Gu
You haven't changed, Antiquary.
[08:25] y
Antiquary-san?
[08:27] Gu
Correct.
[08:28] Gu
If you're after something,
talk to me whenever you like.
[08:36] Y
Who are those people with him?
[08:38] Gu
I think he calls them "automata."
[08:39] Gi
Huh? I heard they were homunculi.
[08:46] Gu
While in foreign lands,
[08:47] Gu
how many times did I dream
of this delicious food?
[08:50] Gu
Damn right...
[08:51] Gu
Thank you, Ruriko!
[08:57] Gi
That bath was so nice!
[09:06] Gi
This is the only way to end a bath!
[09:09] Gi
I feel so refreshed!
[09:11] Gu
Stop walking around like that, Mariko-chan.
[09:15] Gu
Oh, my.
[09:16] Gu
You look beautiful again today.
[09:18] Gi
You're so honest, Antiquary-san.
[09:21] Gu
Careful, new kid...
[09:23] Gu
She might not look it,
but she's incredibly old.
[09:26] Gi
Shaddup! Who you callin' old?!
[09:29] Gi
Oh?
[09:31] Gu
You're so cute! You're new, aren't you?
[09:35] Gu
What's your name?
[09:36] Y
Y-Yushi Inaba!
[09:38] Gi
I'm Mariko. Nice to meet you.
[09:40] Gi
I have my reasons for not going to heaven.
[09:43] Y
You're a ghost?!
[09:44] Gi
How about I teach you a few things?
[09:48] Gi
Mariko-san, don't tease him too much.
[09:52] Y
S-Stop it, please!
[10:02] Y
Was that too much?
[10:04] Gu
No, don't worry, Yushi-kun.
[10:10] Gi
That's right.
[10:11] Gu
He's back.
[10:18] Gu
The psychic in room 203, Ryu-san.
[10:22] Gu
He's probably... human.
[10:24] Y
Ryu-san?
[10:28] Y
Wow! All the yokai are bowing!
[10:32] Y
Is he really...
[10:34] Gi
Ryu-san, it's been a while.
[10:36] Gi
Welcome back, Ryu-san!
[10:38] Gu
Yo.
[10:41] Gu
Isshiki-san, hello there.
[10:43] Gu
Is this a new resident? That's rare.
[10:46] Gu
Yushi Inaba-kun. A first-year JTB student.
[10:50] Gu
His dorm burned down, so he's
here for six months.
[10:53] Gu
I see. Sorry to hear that.
[10:55] Gu
Th-Thank you! Nice to meet you!
[10:58] Gu
Nice to meet you.
Everyone calls me "Ryu-san."
[11:01] Gu
I'm a down-on-my-luck psychic.
[11:03] Y
Psychic?
[11:06] Gu
Is there something you wish to ask?
[11:12] Y
Why are there so many yokai
in this apartment building?
[11:19] Gu
For them, this is an oasis in the desert.
[11:23] y
Oasis?
[11:25] Gu
Grass, soil, and water were
once more abundant,
[11:28] Gu
and human hearts were also more full.
[11:30] Gu
There was much darkness,
[11:32] Gu
and the world's mysteries were
always by our side.
[11:35] Gu
But now, all that is lost,
[11:39] Gu
and humanity has closed its heart.
[11:43] Gu
While humanity pursued convenience,
[11:46] Gu
the mysteries lost their place to belong.
[11:49] ---
Is... that right?
[11:52] Gu
But whether that's good or bad,
[11:55] Gu
I doubt you will find an answer.
[11:57] Gu
Because over time,
[11:59] Gu
nothing ever stays exactly the same.
[12:01] Gu
The lives humans live, the world
of nature, and the yokai...
[12:06] Gu
They constantly change.
[12:09] Y
Constantly change?
[12:11] Gu
I think this apartment building
will be good for you.
[12:15] Gu
Pain and sadness are only one
part of a much larger world.
[12:21] Gu
As long as you are willing to allow it,
[12:23] Gu
more will seem normal to you.
[12:26] Gu
For example,
[12:27] Gu
by coming here, being able to see
ghosts has become normal.
[12:32] Gu
Your life is long, and the world
stretches out, without end.
[12:42] Gu
So relax.
[12:59] Y
Huh? "Akine Kuga" isn't your real name?
[13:03] Gi
That's right. We psychics hide our names.
[13:07] Gi
My technique is "Kuga-style Shinnenjutsu."
[13:11] Gi
It's all about training the mind.
[13:14] Gi
In sixth grade, I was given permission
to use the Kuga name.
[13:17] Gi
And now, I'm an apprentice
at Tsukinoki Hospital.
[13:20] Y
Then, the hospital is...
[13:22] Gi
Naturally, it's a yokai hospital.
[13:24] Gi
It looks like a normal hospital, though.
[13:26] ---
[13:30] Gi
Okay, good luck with your studies!
[13:35] Y
A psychic and a yokai hospital, huh?
[13:39] Y
That's kind of amazing.
[13:40] Y
It's a whole different world from mine.
[13:47] Gu
Inaba, on our way home,
let's hang out somewhere.
[13:50] Gu
I know a good place.
[13:53] Y
No, I...
[13:55] Gi
Too bad. Inaba-kun's busy.
[13:58] Gi
Let's head to club, Inaba-kun.
[14:01] Y
This is Tashiro. She's in the English
Conversation Club with me.
[14:04] Gi
Hey, why did you decide to join
the English Conversation Club?
[14:08] Y
Why?
[14:10] Y
I don't mind learning English.
[14:11] Y
I thought it would help
when I look for a job.
[14:14] Gi
Wow, you actually put some thought into it!
[14:16] Gi
I just figured that if I could
speak English, it'd be cool!
[14:20] Gi
I mean,
[14:21] Gi
wouldn't it be awesome to watch
movies in English without subtitles?
[14:25] Y
I was surprised by something in high school.
[14:28] Y
Girls started talking to me normally,
[14:30] Y
like Akine-chan and Tashiro.
[14:33] Y
The only girl I had any experience with...
[14:37] Y
If I even came near her, she got mad.
[14:40] Y
Come to think of it, didn't Hase
once say something about that?
[14:44] Gu
It's because of your aura. It says,
"If you get close, I'll kill you."
[14:48] y
Maybe he was right.
[14:51] y
My parents died, and my whole life changed.
[14:54] y
And I was so scared by what
was happening to me...
[14:57] y
I lost the ability to really smile.
[15:00] y
But...
SIGN {\fs18
}English Conversation Club
Cross-Cultural Communication Party
°Barbecue
[15:01] Gi
Okay, let's hear some ideas from
the new students, too!
SIGN Club President
[15:05] Gi
I want to put on a play.
[15:07] Gi
A musical would also be nice.
[15:09] Y
Am I starting to change a little?
[15:12] Gi
You think, as well, Inaba-kun!
[15:17] Gi
Bye-bye. See you around.
[15:20] Y
Yeah.
[15:27] Y
I wonder if they're stopping somewhere, too.
[15:40] Y
Wh-What is this?
[15:42] Y
What happened to Tashiro?
[15:48] Y
No...
[15:49] Y
I've got a really bad feeling.
[15:56] Y
This is bad.
[15:57] Y
Bad, bad, bad!
[16:00] Y
Tashiro!
[16:13] Y
T-Ta-ko... Ta-ko!
[16:17] ---
Tashiro!
[16:19] Gi
It hurts...
[16:20] T
Hang in there! I'll call an ambulance!
[16:22] Gi
It hurts so much!
[16:25] Gi
Help me,
[16:28] Gi
Inaba-kun.
[16:34] Y
I knew this would happen.
[16:37] Y
I knew you were in danger, and I...
[16:57] Y
What is this?
[16:58] A
Yushi-kun!
[17:00] Y
Akine-san—
[17:03] Y
Huh? What happened to me?
[17:10] A
It's okay, Yushi-kun.
[17:12] A
She's already stopped bleeding.
[17:15] A
You stopped it.
[17:17] A
Hold on. I'll get it out of you now.
[17:27] Y
What happened?
[17:29] Y
I feel so much better.
[17:33] A
Good work!
[17:36] Y
Thanks.
[17:41] ---
Chirp... Chirpity-chirp. Chirp...
[17:45] Y
Gimme more!
[17:46] A
Sure, sure.
[17:47] A
Your reward for good work!
[17:49] Y
But I couldn't do anything for Tashiro.
[17:51] A
Nope, you saved her!
[17:56] Y
I did?
[17:57] A
You said that when you saw her,
you felt really tired, right?
[18:02] A
That was because you took on
the burden of her injuries.
[18:06] Y
I took on... her injuries?
[18:11] A
This is the ability to synchronize
with another person.
[18:15] A
Psychic healing often uses this method.
[18:18] A
First, you transfer the damage
to a stronger body...
[18:23] A
When the damage is gone, you heal the injury.
[18:26] A
Then, I take the damage that you took.
[18:33] A
And let it escape!
[18:35] A
This time, all of the coincidences
made your antennae perk up.
[18:39] A
Don't worry.
[18:40] Gi
Yep, that's what happened!
[18:42] Y
Y-Yeah.
[18:45] Gu
I don't really care, but don't make
me worry too much, new kid.
[18:50] Y
You were worried?
[18:52] Gu
Of course.
[18:53] Gu
Everyone here is friends.
[18:56] ---
Friends...
SIGN Takanodai Central Hospital
[18:59] Gi
Hey, listen to this!
[19:01] Gi
They said I nicked an artery in my leg.
[19:04] Gi
But when I got to the hospital,
the bleeding had stopped.
[19:07] Gi
The doctors were really surprised!
[19:10] Y
You were lucky, huh?
[19:12] Gi
Right?
[19:13] Gi
I'm glad you were there, Inaba-kun.
[19:15] Gi
You really saved me!
[19:17] Y
I didn't do anything.
[19:19] Gi
No...
[19:21] Gi
When it happened, it hurt
so much, I thought I'd die.
[19:25] Gi
But when I saw your face,
[19:28] Gi
I suddenly started to feel better.
[19:32] Gi
It was like you sucked away all of my pain!
[19:36] Gi
Really.
[19:38] Y
Then, Tashiro felt the synchronization, too.
[19:43] Gi
I don't know why,
[19:45] Gi
but I really did feel like that.
[19:47] Gi
It was so strange.
[19:50] Y
Y-Yeah...
[19:57] Gi
Thank you!
[20:16] Y
"I discovered a power I didn't know I had.
[20:19] Y
And not only that.
[20:21] Y
What's inside my heart, as well."
[20:24] Gu
Your life is long, and the world
stretches out, without end.
[20:28] Gu
So relax.
[20:34] Y
"Yeah, I'm having a lot of fun.
[20:37] Y
Come and hang out, sometime."
[20:40] Gu
The rest of this is homework, okay?
[20:42] Gu
It's the start of a new year,
so don't forget.
[20:45] Y
I still can't tell him about this...
[20:47] Y
He'll think I'm crazy.
[20:50] Gu
Hey, Inaba!
[20:51] Gu
Going to the cafeteria, too?
[20:53] Gu
Want to come with us?
[20:54] Y
S-Sure!
[20:55] Y
Where's my wallet?
[20:59] Gu
What? You've got a lunch.
[21:01] Gu
You guys who room somewhere are lucky!
SIGN Hang in there, Yushi-kun!
— Ruriko
[21:13] Y
Ruriko-san...
[21:14] A
Yushi-kun!
SIGN Hang in there, Yushi-kun!
— Ruriko
[21:16] Gu
Hey, new kid!
[21:31] Y
This is great!
[21:33] Y
Ruriko-san's the best!
[23:10] Y
Akine-san, is that kid, Kuri, really a ghost?
[23:13] Y
That's right.
[23:14] Y
So sometimes, he'll show up
in other people's photos
[23:18] Y
or appear in your bed,
[23:20] Y
screaming, "You will suffer!"
[23:23] Y
Be careful, Yushi-kun!
[23:25] Y
No, that's definitely a lie.
SIGN Next time on Elegant Yokai Apartment Life:
SIGN Third Haunting Kuri and Shiro
SIGN Kuri and Shiro.
SIGN What is a mother, anyway?