16 - Look at the Full Moon and Jump

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[00:04] H
    The moon doesn't change,
    no matter where you're seeing it.
[00:07] H
    You're seeing the same moon as I am,
[00:10] H
    aren't you, Inaba?
[00:13] Gu
    Of course not, chirp!
[00:16] Gu
    There's an eight-hour time difference
    between England and Japan.
[00:19] 9
    9:00 PM in England is 5:00 AM
    in Japan, chirp!
[00:22] 9
    The Earth's round, chirp.
[00:24] ---
    Chirpity-chirp! Chirp!
[00:27] Y
    Something has changed since
    I started waterfall training.
[00:32] Y
    I can close my eyes,
[00:36] Y
    but my mind's eye starts
    seeing different things.
[00:43] Y
    A transparent... bird?
[00:45] Y
    No, a man in black?
[00:49] Y
    This is...
SIGN    Sixteenth Haunting 
    Look at the Full Moon and Jump
[02:36] A
    Were you able to see it, too?
[02:39] A
    Tonight is the full moon.
[02:43] Y
    I see.
[02:44] R
    The bunny in the moon is
    a worldwide concept.
[02:47] R
    Probably because both rabbits and the
    moon represent a bountiful harvest.
[02:52] R
    The ancient Chinese claimed
    clams live on the moon.
[02:57] R
    And eventually, it changed to toads,
[03:02] R
    and then rabbits.
[03:05] A
    In China, the rabbits on the
    moon make medicine.
[03:10] Y
    It isn't mochi?
[03:11] A
    That's right.
[03:13] A
    They say the medicine the rabbits
     make grants immortality.
[03:16] Y
    Immortality...
[03:18] R
    The moon is associated with
    immortality, as well.
[03:21] R
    Soma, the Indian god of the moon,
[03:23] R
    carries amrita, a medicine
    that makes you immortal.
[03:26] R
    Princess Kaguya had one, too.
[03:29] R
    The moon waxes and wanes,
[03:32] R
    so it probably symbolizes death and rebirth.
[03:36] R
    To the ancients, the moon
    was where the gods lived.
[03:40] R
    And the people who lived
    there were immortal...
[03:45] Y
    While I eat this delicious breakfast,
    I'm learning things.
[03:50] Y
    Isn't this place great?
[03:56] A
    A package?
[04:01] Y
    Wow! When did this get here?
[04:04] Y
    Those fish are huge!
[04:05] A
    They're so plump!
[04:07] A
    They look so good!
[04:09] R
    Have to cook 'em with salt...
    That's how the Japanese spend autumn.
[04:13] R
    Once you're home from school,
    get ready for a moon-viewing party!
[04:16] R
    We'll make mochi, just like the moon rabbit.
[04:20] Y
    This is mochi rice, then?
[04:22] R
    Yeah! Azuki beans and mochi
    together, for tsukimi dumplings!
[04:26] Y
    Dumplings, huh?
[04:27] R
    Fukase usually does it, but we
    don't know if he'll be back today.
[04:32] R
    This year, making them will be your job.
[04:35] Y
    I'll do my best!
SIGN    Joutou Business High School
[04:38] T
    Moon viewing?
[04:39] T
    I thought only the neighborhood
    association did that.
[04:41] T
    That's weird.
[04:43] Y
    Shut up! Don't call it weird!
[04:45] Gi
    I've never done that before...
[04:47] Gi
    Maybe in kindergarten?
[04:50] Y
    Well, I only have a vague memory
[04:53] Y
    of making dumplings at my grandpa's house.
[04:57] Y
    So, Tashiro, I'm gonna have
    to skip club today.
[05:01] T
    Okay, you owe me.
[05:03] Y
    Owe you what?
[05:18] A
    Yummy salmon!
[05:20] Y
    Shioyaki! And sashimi!
[05:21] R
    We've got tataki, too!
[05:23] R
    Intestines! Ruriruri really
    knows how to cook!
[05:30] R
    Gotta get some sake... But which?
[05:33] Y
    Let's eat!
[05:38] Y
    Yum!
[05:39] Y
    I'm so glad I was born Japanese!
[05:42] R
    This mixed-plate appetizer is good, too!
[05:46] A
    And after that fatty fish,
    natto soup is so refreshing!
[05:52] R
    Asian pears.
[05:55] Y
    It's really fall...
[05:57] A
    Everyone, I got the okay from the landlord!
[06:02] A
    Usually, we do our moon
    viewing on the porch.
[06:05] A
    But this year, we'll do it next to
    the waterfall in the baths.
[06:09] Y
    There?
[06:11] A
    We'll invite special guests
    and have a big party!
[06:14] Y
    G-Guests?
[06:16] A
    Patients from Tsukinoki Hospital.
[06:20] A
    It gets boring at the hospital.
[06:22] R
    That's nice.
[06:24] Y
    Um, do you mean... ghosts?
[06:28] A
    Don't worry! None of them are too impressive!
[06:31] ---
    Huh...
[06:34] Y
    Tsukinoki Hospital is where Akine-chan
    works, as part of her training.
[06:38] Y
    It's a yokai hospital for yokai that
    are hurt, physically or spiritually.
[06:45] Y
    It's old and scary.
SIGN    Examination Room 2
[06:48] Y
    Normal people would never usually go there.
[06:51] Y
    Most of those that do are homeless
    or elderly with no relatives.
[06:57] Y
    And 100% of them meet their
    ends at Tsukinoki Hospital.
[07:03] Y
    Rumors say, if you enter Tsukinoki,
    you cannot leave alive.
[07:07] Y
    That means even fewer people go.
[07:10] A
    No, we're fine with that...
[07:13] A
    We mostly serve the inhuman.
[07:16] A
    But we do our best to take care
    of patients that do come, 24/7.
[07:21] Y
    But isn't that hard?
[07:26] A
    Our staff are all spiritualists
    or not human at all.
[07:31] A
    So we can handle any patient.
[07:35] A
    We can take care of them
    without ever getting tired.
[07:39] Y
    I see.
[07:42] A
    Elderly who have fallen
    into unfortunate straits,
[07:45] A
    lost their relatives, lost their home,
[07:48] A
    and come alone to a hospital of death.
[07:54] Y
    But in the end, that's good luck, isn't it?
[08:09] A
    Ultimately, they all pass
    with smiles on their faces.
[08:13] A
    Some of them realize that
    it isn't a normal hospital.
[08:20] Gu
    "I don't have much time left,
[08:24] Gu
    so nothing surprises me now.
[08:29] Gu
    Compared to the awful humans I've met,
[08:32] Gu
    everyone here is like the Buddha,"
[08:37] A
    they say.
[08:39] Y
    Humans are...
[08:42] R
    No matter how cruel it may seem,
[08:44] R
    there are many different
    circumstances in this world.
[08:49] R
    Because they understand that,
    the elderly are okay with it.
[08:54] Y
    Isshiki-san...
[08:56] R
    It's a state they can only reach
    because they have seen so much
[09:00] R
    of humanity's weakness, cruelty, and sadness.
[09:05] R
    I'm sure that's part of it...
[09:10] A
    And we also have this big yard.
[09:15] A
    And there's a big tree.
[09:17] A
    We keep dogs and cats at the hospital.
[09:21] A
    On nice days, everyone goes outside.
[09:25] A
    Everyone looks so happy, too.
[09:27] R
    Humans, and things that aren't
    human, laughing together.
[09:33] R
    And souls are saved by spending
    an unhappy life's
[09:37] R
    last days in peace, huh?
[09:40] A
    Of course, we have all kinds
    of powerful specialists,
[09:44] A
    so once they die, their spirits go
    immediately to the next world.
[09:49] A
    We use the bodies for various things, though.
[09:55] Y
    I won't ask any more.
[10:01] Y
    L-Landlord?
[10:02] A
    His friends.
[10:04] R
    They're helping Ruriruri.
[10:07] R
    Lots of food needs to be made.
[10:11] A
    The mochi rice is done steaming!
[10:14] A
    That's your cue, Yushi-kun!
[10:17] Y
    Right!
[10:18] Y
    I've never done this before!
[10:21] A
    Good luck!
[10:23] R
    At first, do it softly,
    like you're kneading it.
[10:25] Y
    L-Like this?
[10:29] Y
    I-It's hard on my back...
[10:31] R
    Okay, now pound it.
[10:35] Y
    A-All right.
[10:40] R
    Gotta put your hips into it, Yushi-kun.
[10:43] A
    Like when you carry something
    heavy at your job.
[10:46] Y
    Right!
[10:48] R
    You're off-target, Yushi-kun.
[10:52] Y
    Like this?
[10:53] R
    Gotta time it better.
[11:02] Y
    Okay, good work.
[11:04] R
    Are you all right, Yushi-kun?
[11:08] Y
    Oh, I'm fine.
[11:10] Y
    I just figured it out...
[11:13] R
    Glad to hear it.
[11:15] R
    There's lots more to do!
[11:27] Y
    I-I'm dying...
[11:32] Y
    K-Kuri?
[11:35] Y
    It's so good! What is this?
[11:38] R
    Ankoro mochi.
[11:40] R
    Perfect for moon viewing.
[11:43] Y
    What's that?
[11:44] R
    Salmon and mushroom noppe stew.
[11:47] R
    It has lots of taros, too!
[11:50] R
    During moon viewings, taro was also eaten.
[11:54] R
    You eat things that are white
    and round, like the moon.
[11:58] R
    And so, dumplings replaced taros.
[12:03] R
    Now, go take a bath with Kuri-tan,
    and wash off that exhaustion.
[12:09] R
    If Mommy falls asleep, wake him up.
[12:13] Y
    I'm not his mommy!
[12:15] R
    Hey, where's Daddy?
[12:17] Y
    He's in Europe, on a school trip.
[12:20] Y
    Wait! He isn't Daddy!
[12:23] R
    I see... What a shame.
[12:26] R
    I wanted to look at the moon with him.
[12:28] Y
    Yeah.
[12:30] Y
    I'm sure he'll say he'd have
    rather been here.
[12:55] Gu
    I smell food!
[12:57] Gu
    I'm back...
[13:00] Y
    Furuhonya-san, you stink.
[13:03] Gu
    I was in India, on a sudden business trip...
[13:08] Gu
    Gimme food.
[13:10] R
    Perfect timing.
[13:12] R
    We're having a moon-viewing party.
[13:14] Gu
    Yay! Lucky me!
[13:16] R
    Take a bath first...
[13:20] Gu
    I don't have the energy.
[13:23] R
    Then, Yushi-kun, give him a bath.
[13:29] Y
    I can get my revenge!
[13:31] Y
    Leave it to me!
[13:33] Y
    I'll take care of it!
[13:38] Gu
    I'm so happy... Wash me all over.
[13:42] Gu
    You smell a little like
    red bean paste, Yushi-kun.
[13:46] Y
    I-It hurts! You stink!
[13:48] Y
    Where were you, and what were you doing?
[13:52] Y
    I was a fool to think I could
    win, even for a moment.
[13:57] Gu
    I feel so much better...
[14:00] Gu
    Would you look at that?
[14:16] Y
    Wow!
[14:17] Gu
    Way to go, landlord.
[14:18] R
    It's perfect.
[14:20] Gu
    I made it!
[14:22] Gu
    Let's drink!
[14:24] A
    I'm here!
[14:25] A
    Everyone from Tsukinoki is here, too!
[14:28] R
    Where did they come from?
[14:30] R
    Thinking about it is a waste of time.
[14:33] A
    Okay, we're here.
[14:43] A
    Are they human?
[14:52] Gu
    How wonderful.
[14:54] Gu
    This looks so good.
[14:56] Gu
    Thank you for the invitation.
[14:59] Gu
    Oh, it's Doctor Fujiyuki...
[15:01] Gu
    Been a while.
[15:03] Gu
    Good to see you haven't changed, Isshiki-san.
[15:05] Y
    Doctor Fujiyuki... Akine-chan's master!
[15:09] Y
    He's supposed to be a spiritualist,
    but he sure looks like a doctor.
[15:15] A
    Yushi-kun, this is Doctor Fujiyuki.
[15:17] Gu
    Hello.
[15:20] Y
    I'm Yushi Inaba.
[15:21] Y
    Nice to meet you!
[15:25] Gu
    Is he the bearer of the magic book?
[15:28] A
    Yushi-kun is working really hard.
[15:32] Gu
    He's cute.
[15:33] Y
    I'm being treated like a kid.
[15:36] Y
    Does he cast spells and control familiars?
[15:41] Y
    You can't judge a book by its cover, huh?
[15:44] Gu
    All right, let's get started!
[15:47] Gu
    Cheers!
[16:03] Y
    Fool...
[16:04] Gu
    Seems things are getting lively.
[16:06] Y
    It's a moon-viewing party.
[16:09] F
    That is wonderful!
[16:11] F
    The moon has always been
    intimately related to magic.
[16:15] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[16:16] F
    Especially the full moon,
    which enhances spiritual power.
[16:19] F
    So tonight, please bathe in
    the moonlight, master.
[16:24] F
    Increasing your spiritual power
    increases ours, as well!
[16:29] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[16:32] Y
    That's right!
[16:34] Y
    I shouldn't have worked so
    hard to pound the mochi.
[16:37] Y
    I could have had the omnipotent
    spirit Jin do it!
[16:41] F
    Well, that is true,
[16:43] F
    but I don't know if that is how a
    mage should use his summons.
[16:48] R
    What's wrong?
[16:50] R
    The moon's so pretty.
[16:53] R
    How can you be so sad?
[16:55] R
    Drink! Drink!
[16:57] R
    Don't let stuff bug you! Let's drink!
[17:00] F
    The master is underage!
[17:03] R
    Then, we'll go take a bath.
[17:05] R
    A bath!
[17:06] Y
    N-No more baths!
[17:10] Gu
    This is wonderful.
[17:12] Gu
    It's good. So good.
[17:15] Y
    Are these your only patients?
[17:18] Y
    No.
[17:19] Y
    Some patients can't come, of course.
[17:23] Y
    So they're doing the same thing
    in the hospital courtyard.
[17:28] Y
    Right, Masa-san?
[17:29] Gu
    I'm lucky I got to come here!
[17:33] Gu
    I didn't think the sake would be so good.
[17:37] Y
    Is he a psychic, too?
[17:42] A
    Masa-san, your true identity's showing.
[17:44] A
    It's showing.
[17:45] Gu
    Oops.
[17:47] Y
    He wasn't human...
[17:49] Gu
    I want mochi, too, chirp.
[17:50] Gu
    Sticky mochi, chirp.
[17:52] Gu
    It's so sticky!
[17:54] Gu
    Yay! Chirp!
[18:24] Gu
    Kuri, what are you doing?
[18:26] Gu
    How many dumplings did
    you have? You'll get sick.
[18:29] Gi
    Your child?
[18:32] Y
    No!
[18:34] Y
    He's so cute.
[18:40] Gi
    Are you okay?
[18:42] Gi
    I was just remembering the past.
[18:47] Gi
    If I'd had even one cute kid like this,
[18:50] Gi
    I'm sure my life would have been different.
[19:02] Gi
    You'll let me hold you? That's so nice.
[19:07] Gi
    Look, Yushi.
[19:09] Gi
    Did you know that bunnies live on the moon?
[19:13] Gi
    They make mochi!
[19:16] Y
    Grandma...
[19:18] Gi
    It was a painful, pathetic life.
[19:22] Gi
    But in the end, I was able to feel great.
[19:27] Gi
    And even a wonderful moon-viewing party.
[19:33] Gi
    Thank you.
[19:36] Y
    Not at all...
[19:40] GI
    Thank you all, as well.
[19:42] GI
    Someday, when I die, I'll be happy.
[19:47] GI
    That's how I feel now, thanks to you.
[19:52] GI
    Now I can go to heaven.
[19:57] GI
    Thank you all, doctors.
[20:01] Gu
    Let's meet again somewhere.
[20:03] Gu
    Goodbye.
[20:09] Gi
    Thank you.
[20:18] Gu
    Oh, my... Hatsu-san's so quick to leave us.
[20:21] Gu
    Shall we go...
[20:22] Gu
    ...as well?
[20:25] Gu
    You're leaving?
[20:27] Gu
    Thank you for everything.
[20:29] Gu
    Go and be reborn.
[20:31] Gu
    Next time, I hope life is a little easier.
[20:51] Y
    So she was a ghost.
[20:53] A
    Those people died today.
[20:57] A
    I'm glad we were able to give them
    good memories before the end!
[21:01] Gu
    That's our job.
[21:05] Y
    Is heaven really above the sky?
[21:09] A
    If you think it is, then it is.
[21:12] A
    Just as the moon's spiritual energy
    takes the form of a rabbit.
[21:16] Y
    I see.
[21:19] Y
    They must've felt like
    they could go to heaven.
[21:25] Y
    I'm glad.
[23:11] Y
    Heaven's above the sky, right?
[23:13] Y
    Then, where's hell?
[23:14] Y
    It's everywhere.
[23:16] Y
    Furuhonya-san?
[23:17] Y
    How much hell have I seen around the world?
[23:21] Y
    Tonight, you'll find out all about it.
[23:23] Y
    You won't be getting any sleep.
[23:25] Y
    There's hell right here.
[23:27] Y
    Next time on Elegant Yokai Apartment Life:
[23:30] P
    The Road to Hell Is Paved 
    With Good Intentions.
SIGN    Seventeenth Haunting  The Road to Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions
[23:33] Y
    Is Aoki-sensei's kindness...