14 - Late Night at the Yokai Apartments

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[00:01] ---
    Chirp, chirp, chirp...
[00:05] Y
    So hot...
[00:08] Gu
    He's here, chirp.
[00:09] Gu
    He's here, chirp!
[00:10] Gu
    The landlord's here, chirp!
[00:16] Y
    I see...
[00:17] Y
    He's here to get the rent.
[00:19] Gu
    I told you,
[00:21] Gu
    I just came back from my trip and
    don't have the money right now.
[00:24] Gu
    Me, too.
[00:26] Gu
    Please wait until next week.
[00:29] Y
    Grown-ups refusing to pay 25,000 yen...
[00:37] Y
    But if I pay today, I'll have
    to withdraw more tomorrow.
[00:44] Y
    It's Sunday, and I'd have
    to pay the ATM fee.
[00:51] Y
    I feel sorry for the landlord,
    but I'll have to have him come back.
[01:08] Y
    Is he gone?
[01:11] Y
    Whew.
[01:12] Y
    Sorry, landlord.
[01:17] ---
    "Muni"?
[01:19] Y
    Huh?
[01:23] Y
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[01:25] Y
    I'll pay!
SIGN    Book of Blessings
[01:28] Y
    He lectured me.
SIGN    Fourteenth Haunting
     Late Night at the Yokai Apartments
[03:07] Y
    Hey, Hase, you're back?
[03:10] H
    Hey! It's been a while.
[03:16] Y
    How was your trip to Australia?
[03:19] Y
    Looks like you had fun.
[03:22] H
    Nah, it was tough.
[03:29] H
    Inaba, you look a lot thinner.
[03:34] Y
    My new training's really hard.
[03:37] Y
    But I'm okay now.
[03:39] H
    I see.
[03:40] H
    You're really changing.
[03:43] Y
    Yeah.
[03:45] Y
    But nothing changes.
[03:47] H
    Kuri!
[03:50] H
    Have you been a good boy?
[03:52] H
    I brought lots of presents.
[03:56] Y
    You've changed, too, you know.
[04:03] R
    Another big haul, huh?
[04:07] R
    Mille Valton VSOP!
[04:11] A
    And kiwi sherbet!
[04:14] A
    It must've been hard just to
    bring this stuff here, right?
[04:17] H
    Well, we had to get first class tickets.
SIGN    Older Sister Ena-san
[04:19] Background
    Business class? No way!
[04:22] Background
    We need to stay in a chateau-style cottage!
[04:23] H
    And a chateau-style cottage.
[04:25] B
    We're going skiing again.
[04:26] H
    And ski tickets.
[04:28] H
    And go shopping.
[04:30] B
    Send this to Japan, too.
[04:32] B
    It's so cold!
[04:33] H
    And go to a night cruise party.
[04:33] H
    It's Winter in Australia
[04:35] H
    Just that.
[04:37] H
    It wasn't that bad.
[04:39] B
    Hase, your soul's trying to leave your body!
[04:45] A
    It's hard being in a family
    with a lot of girls.
[04:48] R
    I think he might be special.
[04:52] Y
    Hase!
[04:55] H
    Oh, right.
[04:56] H
    I have this for Akine-san.
[04:59] Y
    What is it?
[05:01] H
    Opal earrings.
[05:04] H
    I don't know if they're your thing, but...
[05:08] A
    Can I really have them?
[05:09] H
    Of course.
[05:11] H
    I hate to say it,
[05:13] H
    but they weren't that pricey,
[05:15] H
    so go ahead.
[05:17] A
    I'm so happy!
[05:19] A
    Thank you, Hase-kun!
[05:21] A
    Ruriko-san!
[05:24] H
    Good timing, Ruriko-san.
[05:26] H
    Give me your hand.
[05:30] H
    It's a black opal ring.
[05:33] H
    I'm sure you'll take it off when cooking.
[05:35] H
    But perhaps you can enjoy being
    fashionable the rest of the time.
[05:38] R
    You never miss a beat, huh?
[05:41] A
    Why did you know the size of her finger?
[05:44] H
    I can tell by looking at her fingers.
[05:48] Y
    It's okay.
[05:49] Y
    It's just Hase being Hase.
[05:51] H
    And... Kuri!
[05:54] H
    I have a stuffed kangaroo for you!
[06:00] H
    And a crocodile!
[06:02] H
    And a koala!
[06:04] H
    And this bird is called an emu!
[06:06] A
    He's such a dad!
[06:08] Y
    How did this happen?
[06:10] A
    Hase-kun, how long are
    you staying this time?
[06:14] R
    Stay till school starts!
[06:17] H
    Of course, that's the plan!
[06:20] Y
    Wait!
[06:22] Y
    You're going to be freeloading here again?
[06:23] Y
    I won't be here tomorrow, I've got work.
[06:27] H
    Oh, I see.
[06:29] H
    Go have fun.
[06:34] H
    I'm going to have lots of fun here!
[06:38] H
    I'm going to relax and
    recover from my exhaustion!
[06:42] ---
    Wha...
[06:43] R
    Kuri won't be lonely then.
[06:46] A
    Okay, Ruriko-san.
[06:48] A
    I'll help with the cooking.
[06:50] H
    Oh, I forgot.
[06:51] H
    Inaba.
[06:53] H
    Here's your present.
[06:55] H
    An aboriginal art present.
[06:58] A
    I refuse to accept this!
[07:04] All
    Let's eat!
[07:07] R
    This fried eggplant with Japanese peppers!
[07:09] A
    It's perfect with white rice!
[07:13] A
    It's almost too good!
[07:15] R
    Let's drink this down
    before Fukase gets back!
[07:19] A
    Please! Ruriko-san!
[07:21] A
    Give me a whole pot of rice!
[07:25] A
    Akine-chan could eat it!
[07:28] H
    It's really good.
[07:30] H
    When I come here, I can really
    feel how good rice is!
[07:35] H
    Ruriruri's food is good home cooking!
[07:40] H
    And it's elegant and delicate!
[07:42] H
    And rice dishes are the
    basis of Japanese cooking!
[07:47] Gu
    Summer is the time for rice!
[07:49] Gu
    Eat good food, and you won't get heatstroke!
[07:53] All
    Yup!
[07:55] Gu
    Oh, my.
[07:57] Gu
    It's a very lively night again, I see.
[08:00] Y
    Antiquary!
[08:01] R
    It's been a while!
[08:04] C
    Look at all these familiar faces!
[08:08] C
    So you did come back, Yushi-kun.
[08:10] Y
    Yup.
[08:14] C
    But I won't give Ryu-san's pendant back.
[08:18] Y
    You've learned to talk back!
[08:20] Y
    And is this another newcomer?
[08:23] Y
    This is my friend!
[08:25] Y
    Mizuki Hase!
[08:26] Y
    He loves this apartment and
    is spending a lot of time here!
[08:30] H
    I'll be here for summer vacation.
[08:32] H
    Nice to meet you.
[08:37] Gu
    By the way,
[08:38] Gu
    are you interested in things like this?
[08:42] Gu
    A unicorn horn!
[08:44] Y
    Stop it!
[08:51] Gu
    Ochazuke after sake is so great!
[08:55] Gu
    Plump eel and crunchy cucumbers,
    the perfect combination!
[09:00] A
    And the kiwi sherbet Hase-kun
    brought me is amazing, too!
[09:05] H
    Akine-san,
[09:06] H
    is that the whole pack?
[09:13] Gu
    What's wrong, boy?
[09:15] H
    You're very good at using chopsticks, huh?
[09:20] Gu
    Am I?
[09:21] Gu
    I was born in the east and grew up here.
[09:25] Y
    I doubt it.
[09:28] H
    It seems you and I are
    drawn together somehow.
[09:33] H
    Perhaps.
SIGN    Bad Feeling
[09:37] H
    That unicorn horn...
[09:40] H
    I'll take it.
[09:41] H
    How much?
[09:44] H
    It's been so long since
    someone's taken me seriously.
[09:49] H
    How much will you pay?
[09:50] H
    Thirty thousand yen.
[09:52] H
    That's a good price.
[09:54] H
    This thing's real!
[09:56] H
    I'd need 100,000 minimum!
[09:59] Y
    A hundred thousand yen
    for a real unicorn horn?
[10:01] Y
    Isn't that cheap?
[10:03] Y
    I don't know.
[10:05] H
    I don't believe you,
[10:07] H
    so 32,000 yen.
[10:09] Y
    Believe me.
[10:12] Y
    Eighty thousand yen.
[10:14] H
    We just met, though.
[10:16] H
    Thirty-five thousand yen.
[10:18] Y
    I have Yushi-kun to guarantee for me.
[10:22] Y
    Seventy-five thousand yen.
[10:24] Y
    He's not up to the job.
[10:27] Y
    Thirty-eight thousand yen.
[10:28] Y
    Hey!
[10:29] Gu
    Very well.
[10:31] Gu
    I'll throw in something extra.
[10:33] Gu
    Seventy thousand yen.
[10:35] Y
    Fifty thousand yen.
[10:36] Y
    Sixty thousand yen.
[10:37] Y
    Very well.
SIGN    Negotiations Successful
[10:41] ---
    Hooray!
[10:42] Gu
    I got the last one!
[10:45] H
    It's so pretty!
[10:47] Gu
    The unicorn horn heals all illnesses,
[10:51] Gu
    and reflects curses.
[10:53] Gu
    Now you'll be safe.
[10:55] H
    So what do I get extra?
[10:59] Gu
    This feels a little too
    good to be "extra," but...
[11:07] H
    A unicorn?
[11:09] H
    It's rare and uncensored.
[11:12] Y
    Inaba...
[11:13] Y
    If you want this, you can have it.
[11:16] Y
    Nah.
[11:18] H
    I see.
[11:19] H
    That training sounds hard.
[11:22] Y
    Yeah.
[11:23] H
    You lost ten kilograms at once?
[11:25] H
    That has to have hit you hard mentally.
[11:27] H
    It was hard, huh?
[11:29] Y
    Yeah.
[11:31] Y
    Divine Inspiration, huh?
[11:33] Y
    I'd want to bathe in
    golden rain showers, too.
[11:37] Y
    Since you worked so hard, you must've
    seen something amazing, right?
[11:41] Y
    You're amazing.
[11:43] Y
    Yeah.
[11:45] Y
    Having someone who'll look
    at you objectively is great.
[11:52] Y
    Is it true that you know yourself
    better than anyone, anyway?
[11:57] Y
    There're some things only you know,
[12:01] Y
    but there are a lot of things
    that you can't know on your own.
[12:05] Y
    Things you don't want to know...
[12:09] Y
    Things you don't want to admit.
[12:11] Y
    And so you lock them away in your heart.
[12:15] Y
    But Hase opened that door.
[12:20] Y
    Even if it's something
    I didn't want to hear,
[12:21] Y
    or something that upset me,
[12:23] Y
    he explained it in a way I could understand.
[12:27] Y
    He's always fair and accurate.
[12:31] Y
    That's who Hase is,
[12:33] Y
    and that's why when he says something,
    I can listen to him.
[12:38] H
    A third eye, huh?
[12:41] Gu
    I should've figured you'd know about it.
[12:43] H
    It's in a lot of manga and fantasy
    novels as a sign of magical power.
[12:50] Y
    But it's funny, isn't it?
[12:53] Y
    Smashing his head into mine
    and saying, "Now you've got it!"
[12:57] Y
    A powerful psychic doing that?
[12:59] Y
    Kinda funny, huh?
[13:01] H
    Give it to me, too.
[13:03] H
    Ryu-san's third eye.
[13:06] H
    Give it to me.
[13:07] H
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[13:12] Y
    Ow!
[13:15] H
    Okay!
[13:16] H
    Now it's mine!
[13:17] Y
    You little...
[13:19] Y
    blockhead!
[13:23] H
    Sorry, sorry.
[13:24] H
    She was really loud, wasn't she?
[13:26] H
    Mommy was being really loud!
[13:28] Y
    Who are you calling "Mommy"?
[13:30] Y
    Sorry, Kuri.
[13:42] H
    He's way more of a blockhead than he looks.
[13:48] H
    Landlord?
SIGN    Book of Blessings
[13:50] H
    The rent? Of course.
[13:54] H
    Um, well...
[13:56] H
    Oh, crap!
[13:57] H
    I completely forgot this month's rent!
SIGN    Book of Blessings
[13:59] H
    Last month I was late, too,
    so this is really awkward.
[14:09] ---
    Eh?
[14:12] H
    What was that about?
[14:14] H
    Inaba, what's wrong?
[14:16] Y
    I just met the landlord, but he ignored me.
[14:21] H
    Oh, right.
SIGN    Receipt for August
SIGN    Landlord
[14:23] H
    I paid this month's rent.
[14:27] Y
    When?!
[14:28] H
    Be quiet!
[14:30] Y
    Are you okay with that?
[14:31] ---
    Yeah. You're letting me stay at your place.
    At least let me do that much.
[14:36] Y
    Oh, I paid for my food, too.
SIGN    Receipt for Mizuki Hase, August
SIGN    Landlord
[14:40] ---
    
[14:40] Y
    Which means he paid 50,000 yen?
[14:43] H
    Now we'll be together all summer!
[14:45] Y
    Hase...
[14:46] Y
    You...
[14:48] Y
    Why do you have so much money?
[14:50] Y
    No, you just paid 60,000 before, right?
[14:53] Y
    I have to get up early...
[14:56] Y
    But what I need to say is one thing...
[15:01] Y
    Please stay forever, Hase-sama!
[15:04] H
    Sure thing.
[15:05] ---
    Awoo! Awoo!
[15:09] ---
    Chirpity-chirp!
[15:11] Gu
    Did you think we were dogs?
[15:12] Gu
    Too bad, we're birds!
[15:14] ---
    Awoo, chirp!
[15:19] Gu
    Namu kara tannou torayaya
    namu oriya boryokichi shifuraya...
[15:27] Gu
    Fujisato bouya mokosato bouya...
[15:30] A
    Okay, that's all.
[15:31] Y
    Yes!
[15:33] Y
    I'm so hungry.
[15:35] Y
    I'm getting used to this
    new training, huh, Akine-san?
[15:40] A
    I want a waterfall.
[15:43] A
    I was just thinking that a hose
    isn't cutting it anymore.
[15:48] A
    And so, we need a waterfall.
[15:50] ---
    I see...
[15:52] A
    Yushi-kun leveled up, and I
    want to wear a swimsuit.
[15:56] A
    A waterfall, huh?
[15:58] A
    I don't think that's possible.
[16:02] A
    Let's ask the landlord.
[16:05] A
    Can he do that?
[16:06] ---
    Yeah.
[16:07] A
    Thanks for the food!
[16:08] A
    I'll go ask Fujiyuki-sensei what
    kind of waterfall is best.
[16:15] R
    Training under a waterfall now?
[16:17] R
    Rough!
[16:18] A
    That's not funny!
[16:20] Gu
    It'd be better to dig in
    next to the hot springs.
[16:23] Gu
    And you can drink while
    watching the waterfall!
[16:26] Gu
    I like that!
[16:27] Gu
    The landlord could do that!
[16:30] Gu
    Okay, let's go talk to him!
[16:32] Gu
    Landlord!
[16:36] H
    Why not have him dig a
    randomly generated dungeon?
[16:39] H
    It'd be good training right?
[16:40] Y
    No, thank you!
[16:51] Y
    This is the Kotobuki-so.
[16:52] T
    Inaba?
[16:54] T
    It's me.
[16:55] Y
    What do you want, Tashiro?
[16:56] T
    Big news!
[16:57] T
    Toshizo-chan is in the hospital!
SIGN    Class 2-C Homeroom Teacher: Toshizo Hayasaka
[17:00] Gu
    Hayasaka-sensei is?
[17:02] T
    So a new teacher's coming!
[17:07] T
    It's a young man, supposedly.
[17:09] Y
    Where does she get this information?
[17:12] T
    I wonder what they're like?
[17:14] T
    I mean, I like Toshizo-chan, but...
[17:16] Y
    Right, right.
[17:17] Y
    We'll talk later about it.
[17:19] ---
    Bye.
[17:21] Y
    A new teacher, huh?
[17:29] H
    Hey, what's wrong?
[17:31] H
    Landlord!
[17:32] H
    He's all white!
[17:35] A
    Oh, Yushi!
[17:36] Y
    Akira-san!
[17:37] A
    It's ready.
[17:40] A
    Go to the baths.
[17:51] A
    It's a waterfall.
[17:53] A
    And... the night sky.
[17:56] Y
    Where's it connected to?
[17:58] Y
    Wow.
[17:59] Y
    The Yokai Apartments are amazing.
    That's all I can say.
[18:03] R
    I like it.
[18:05] R
    Classy!
[18:07] R
    Good work, Landlord.
[18:10] R
    This is nice.
[18:12] R
    Have a drink.
[18:14] R
    Thanks so much.
[18:15] R
    And snacks from Ruriruri!
[18:18] R
    Fugu ovaries in salt!
[18:23] R
    This is amazing!
[18:25] R
    I can't wait for winter.
[18:27] R
    And for watching the snow and drinking!
[18:28] R
    These guys are great at enjoying life.
[18:33] R
    Hase, Kuri, let's go in, too.
[18:36] R
    Yeah!
[18:39] ---
    You idiot!
[18:41] R
    You'll spill the sake!
[18:45] R
    Is it true the waterfall's ready?
[18:47] R
    I'll join in, too!
[18:49] ---
    It's so pretty!
[18:49] R
    Mariko-san, hide your front!
[18:55] A
    Morning!
[18:57] A
    We're starting training
    with waterfalls today!
[19:00] Y
    Akine-san, why are you dressed like that?
[19:03] A
    I'll join in!
[19:05] ---
    Right...
[19:07] A
    This is nice.
[19:08] A
    The ideal amount of water.
[19:12] A
    Akine-san, the water means
    I can't see the words!
[19:15] A
    Yushi-kun, you should remember them.
[19:18] A
    I'll chant them with you.
[19:20] A
    Ready...
[19:21] A
    Namu kara tannou torayaya
    namu oriya boryokichi shifuraya...
[19:30] A
    Fujisato bouya mokosato bouya...
[19:37] A
    Okay, done!
[19:46] A
    It's been a while since it's been that hard.
[19:50] A
    You'll get used to it quick.
[19:52] A
    But there's a hot spring
    right in front of me!
[19:58] A
    This is so nice.
[20:00] A
    That felt great, huh?
[20:02] A
    Let's do it tomorrow!
[20:03] A
    She's one amazing high school girl.
[20:10] A
    This is the best way to spend summer.
[20:12] A
    It's best when it's hot, huh?
SIGN    Table Salt
[20:15] A
    Thanks, Ruriko-san.
[20:27] A
    It's going, going... gone!
[20:31] A
    Goodbye, goodbye!
[20:33] A
    Summer vacation was almost over.
[20:35] A
    Sorry I'm late, Mom, Dad.
[20:39] A
    I'm so busy with work
    and training every day.
[20:42] A
    Especially training!
[20:44] A
    Waterfalls!
[20:45] A
    They've got me training with waterfalls!
[20:47] A
    The world's big, huh?
[20:50] A
    I don't know how far I can go, but I'll try.
[20:54] A
    Going forward is so much fun now.
[20:57] A
    I'll keep stumbling here and there,
[21:00] A
    but I have people to
    train me and support me.
[21:04] A
    I want to do my best for them.
[21:08] A
    And someday...
[21:10] A
    The chance that brought
    me to the Yokai Apartments
[21:15] A
    will seem to me to be inevitable, I hope.
[21:18] A
    So you don't have to worry.
[23:11] A
    So what's our new teacher like?
[23:14] A
    I'd be so happy if he's cute.
[23:16] A
    I'd like an old man.
[23:19] A
    He wouldn't get mad if we ate in class.
[23:22] A
    Then a cute old man would be best, right?
[23:25] A
    Agreed!
[23:27] A
    Not agreed!
[23:28] A
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