Season 1

1 - Yushi and Kotobuki-so

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[00:03] Y
    I'd never seen a ghost or a yokai,
[00:07] Y
    and I didn't really care if they existed.
[00:11] Y
    I didn't think they were that scary.
[00:14] Y
    I just wasn't interested in them at all.
[00:17] Y
    Instead, my head was filled
    with real-world problems.
[00:23] Gi
    Senpai, don't forget us.
[00:26] Gi
    Promise us!
[00:30] M
    I've been waiting, Inaba.
[00:39] Y
    Now, then...
[00:43] Y
    I've been waiting to pound that
    face of yours flat, Hase.
[00:47] M
    Same here.
[00:49] M
    I've been waiting for a chance
    to have a real fight with you.
[00:52] Y
    Don't whine later—
[01:18] Y
    Ow...
[01:19] Y
    You were really hitting hard.
[01:22] Y
    My mouth tastes like blood.
[01:25] M
    This was your idea, right?
[01:28] M
    Well, this is to celebrate our
    middle school graduation.
[01:31] Y
    I wanted to try something like this.
[01:40] M
    Congratulations on making it into JTB, Inaba.
[01:43] Y
    Same to you, Hase.
[01:45] Y
    Top of the class, at a famous
    school. Impressive.
[01:48] Y
    You really are amazing, Hase.
[01:51] Y
    Now, you're as good as admitted into Tokyo U.
[01:54] Y
    It's your first step toward being
    a super-elite businessman!
[01:57] M
    You're just as amazing...
[01:59] M
    Wasn't going to a residential
    high school your dream?
[02:02] Y
    Yeah!
[02:04] Y
    I'm gonna do my best.
[02:06] Y
    I'll learn a lot and get certifications.
[02:09] Y
    And after graduation, I'll be able
    to start work as a businessman!
[02:12] M
    Hey, Inaba...
[02:14] M
    Are you really okay?
[02:18] Y
    Yeah!
[02:21] Y
    This spring,
[02:22] Y
    I, Yushi Inaba, was accepted into
    Joutou Business High School.
[02:27] Y
    For so long, I've wanted to
    live in a dorm, on my own,
[02:30] Y
    and this is my chance.
[02:32] Y
    Now, I can finally leave my uncle's house.
[02:36] Y
    That's right.
[02:37] Y
    Now, I can live on my own.
SIGN    Update JTB Dorm Burns Down
    Cause Under Investigation
[02:44] ---
    
[02:44] ---
    This afternoon,
[02:46] ---
    the Joutou Business High School
    dorm was the scene of a fire.
[02:48] ---
    
[02:49] ---
    The building burned to the ground.
[02:53] Y
    Seriously?
SIGN    First Haunting
    Yushi and Kotobuki-so
[04:31] ---
    
[04:32] Gu
    Looking for a room at this time of year?
[04:34] Gu
    What's your budget?
[04:36] Gu
    20,000 or 30,000? I don't even
    know what to do with that.
[04:41] Gu
    There's this thing called a market that says
[04:43] Gu
    the cheapest rate here is 50,000.
[04:46] Gu
    We're closed now.
[04:49] Gu
    And you can't get a room without a guarantor.
[04:54] Gu
    No parents?
[04:55] Gu
    You're a minor, aren't you?
[04:58] Gu
    Then, why not just stay with your uncle?
[05:02] Gu
    I mean, not much else to be done.
[05:08] Y
    Not much else to be done, huh?
[05:12] Gu
    We got a message
[05:14] Gu
    that the dorm reconstruction
    will take about six months.
[05:18] gi
    Oh, dear...
[05:21] gi
    But I'm glad you weren't there.
[05:23] Y
    B-But I...
[05:26] Y
    My move...
[05:29] Gi
    Then, what will you do?
[05:31] Gu
    What? Well, I mean...
[05:34] Gi
    He'll have to stay here while
    he goes to school!
[05:36] Gu
    Yeah, I guess he will.
[05:45] Gi
    E-Eriko...
[05:50] Y
    I-I'll take care of this, somehow!
[05:57] Y
    What the hell is "somehow," though?
[06:00] Y
    In the end, I'm just a
    completely helpless kid,
[06:04] Y
    whose life is dictated by others,
[06:07] Y
    and I can't do anything.
[06:11] M
    Are you really okay?
[06:14] Y
    Damn it.
[06:27] Gu
    Mister...
[06:30] Gu
    You're looking for a room?
[06:32] Gu
    Try over there.
[06:35] [SONG] Gu
    Land Apartments Offices
    Maeda Realty, Inc.
[06:35] Gu
    I'm sure you'll find a good one.
[06:38] Y
    Maeda... Realty?
[06:50] [SONG] ---
    Land Apartments Offices
    Maeda Realty, Inc.
[06:57] Y
    U-Um...
[07:00] Gu
    Welcome.
[07:02] [SONG] ---
    Land Apartments Offices
    Maeda Realty, Inc.
[07:04] Gu
    A JTB student, huh?
[07:07] Gu
    Sorry to hear about what happened.
[07:10] Y
    Yeah.
[07:11] Y
    I've got a one that's a ten-minute walk
    to Takanodai Higashi Station.
[07:16] Y
    A 15-square-meter Japanese-style
    room and 3-meter closet.
[07:19] Y
    Southern exposure.
[07:20] Y
    The toilet and bath are shared,
    but it comes with food.
[07:24] Y
    Oh, and also utilities.
[07:26] Y
    And the rent is only 25,000 yen!
SIGN    Kotobuki-so 25,000 Yen
[07:30] Y
    Seriously?!
[07:32] Gu
    Yeah. Seriously.
SIGN    Kotobuki-so 25,000 Yen
[07:36] Y
    Is there anything I should
    know about this place...
[07:40] Gu
    There are ghosts...
[07:43] Y
    Huh?
[07:45] Gu
    Actually, I have a room in
    that apartment building.
[07:49] Gu
    I use it as storage...
[07:51] Gu
    Why not rent it?
[07:54] Y
    Can I?!
[07:55] Gu
    You only need to stay six months,
    until they rebuild the dorm, right?
[07:59] Y
    Th-Thank you!
[08:09] Y
    The building's name is "Kotobuki-so."
[08:25] Y
    How do you like it?
[08:26] Y
    Pretty classy, right?
[08:28] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[08:40] Y
    The Kotobuki-so, huh?
[08:42] Y
    I wonder how old it is.
[08:53] Gu
    Here, you go.
[08:54] Gu
    This is the key for room 202.
[08:57] Gu
    From now on, that's your room.
[08:59] Y
    My own room!
[09:05] Gu
    If you like, use the furniture.
[09:09] Gu
    And you don't mind books on
    the bookshelves, do you?
[09:12] Y
    No, not at all!
[09:15] Y
    Reimei Isshiki!
[09:16] Y
    I'm a big fan!
[09:19] Gu
    You read Isshiki-san, too?
[09:22] Gu
    You're a bit old-fashioned.
[09:24] Y
    Yeah.
[09:25] Y
    I borrowed one from a friend
    named Hase and loved it!
[09:27] Y
    They may seem grotesque,
    but they're actually really refined.
[09:32] Y
    I especially like the gap between
    them and the author's photo...
[09:37] Gu
    I wondered what that noise was. Are you new?
[09:40] Y
    Reimei Isshiki!
[09:42] Y
    Isshiki-sensei!
[09:43] Y
    Is it really you?
[09:44] Gu
    It really is.
[09:46] Y
    Isshiki-sensei, you live here?
[09:50] Gu
    Yeah, for over a decade...
[09:53] Gu
    But I'm considered one of
    the newer residents.
[09:56] Y
    I-Is that so?
[09:59] Y
    I can live in the same building
    as one of my favorite authors.
[10:04] Y
    This is amazing!
[10:06] Gi
    Isshiki-san, is there someone new?
[10:09] Gu
    Yep.
[10:11] A
    I'm Akine Kuga!
[10:15] A
    Nice to meet you.
[10:16] Gu
    Akine-san?
[10:18] Gu
    Akine Kuga-chan, from room 204.
[10:21] Gu
    A second-year at Takanodai High.
[10:23] Gu
    She lives on her own, just like you.
[10:26] Y
    On her own? Even though she's a girl?
[10:29] Y
    Isn't she lonely?
[10:31] A
    Not at all...
[10:33] A
    Living here is so much fun.
[10:35] A
    I hope you enjoy it, too!
[10:37] A
    All right!
[10:38] A
    I'll help you start unpacking.
[10:41] A
    Is this all you have? There isn't much here.
[10:43] Y
    Oh, you don't have to...
[10:49] Gu
    You kids have fun.
[10:51] Y
    Okay, thank you!
[10:53] A
    I see.
[10:54] A
    Your parents passed away, huh?
[10:58] Y
    Yeah, when I was in seventh grade,
    they died in a car accident.
[11:04] Y
    My parents died suddenly, and I was alone.
[11:08] Y
    My uncle's family took me in.
[11:11] Y
    But my family was an average
    salaryman's household,
[11:15] Y
    so we didn't have any money.
[11:17] Y
    I'm sure I put a lot of financial
    pressure on my uncle's family.
[11:22] Y
    And my cousin, who's a year older,
[11:25] Y
    Eriko, was harsher than I'd expected.
[11:29] Y
    I couldn't let them support me forever.
[11:32] Y
    So I decided on a school with a dorm.
[11:38] Y
    But the dorm burned down in a fire,
[11:41] Y
    and now I'm here.
[11:45] A
    I see.
[11:46] Y
    But I'm just fine!
[11:50] Y
    That was three years ago.
[11:52] Y
    Now, I need to do my best on my own.
[11:56] Y
    A-Akine-san?
[11:58] A
    You needn't be in such a hurry to grow up.
[12:02] Y
    R-Right.
[12:04] A
    All right! Let's unpack the rest
    of your stuff, Yushi-kun.
[12:09] Y
    Okay!
[12:11] Gu
    That's most of it, huh?
[12:13] Y
    Thank you.
[12:15] Gu
    I wanted to introduce you
    to the other residents,
[12:18] Gu
    but they're all out.
[12:20] Gu
    Well, they'll be back, eventually.
[12:23] Y
    Oh?
[12:24] Gu
    Don't worry!
[12:26] Gu
    They're all really nice!
[12:28] Gu
    Indeed.
[12:29] Gu
    Akine-chan might be the scariest one here.
[12:32] A
    Jeez, Isshiki-san, I'll get mad!
[12:36] Y
    I'm not that worried.
[12:38] Gu
    I was kidding.
[12:38] Y
    Looking at these two,
[12:39] Gu
    Want one?
[12:40] Y
    I can tell exactly the kind of place this is.
[12:40] A
    Yes! Thank you!
[12:44] Y
    I'm glad I came here.
[12:50] A
    Yushi-kun, dinner's ready. Let's go.
[12:53] Y
    Okay!
[12:55] Y
    Oh, yeah. I get food, too.
[12:58] Y
    I wonder how it is.
[13:01] A
    This way, Yushi-kun.
[13:03] Y
    Coming!
[13:10] Y
    Wow!
[13:12] Gu
    They said today is your welcome dinner.
[13:16] A
    I love Ruriko-san!
[13:18] Y
    Let's eat!
[13:25] Y
    It's good!
[13:26] A
    Isn't it?
[13:27] A
    Ruriko-san, the chef, is a genius!
[13:31] A
    She always cooks us warm meals.
[13:34] Y
    Ruriko-san?
[13:38] Y
    She cooks in the dark?
[13:41] Y
    Is that really okay?
[14:04] Gu
    Oh, my... Everyone came to eat.
[14:07] A
    I bet the smell brought them down.
[14:30] A
    Thanks for the meal!
[14:33] A
    I'm so full!
[14:35] A
    That was great, right?
[14:36] Y
    Y-Yeah.
[14:38] Y
    U-Um, Akine-san...
[14:42] Y
    The people in the cafeteria...
[14:45] Y
    Do they all live here?
[14:50] A
    Most are neighbors.
[14:53] A
    This place is kind of a local hangout.
[14:56] Y
    A hangout? Is that—
[14:58] A
    Look at the time!
[15:00] A
    Yushi-kun, I'm heading off.
[15:03] Y
    Where are you going?
[15:04] A
    I've got work.
[15:06] A
    The night shift at the hospital.
[15:08] Y
    At this hour?
[15:10] A
    You go and relax! Bye!
[15:17] Y
    Relax?
[15:18] Y
    I don't know about that.
[15:26] Gu
    There are ghosts...
[15:30] Y
    No way.
[15:32] Y
    They're playing Mahjong.
[15:35] Y
    I know... I'll ask them about
    these apartments.
[15:42] Y
    Um...
[16:10] Gu
    Yushi-kun!
[16:14] Gu
    What's wrong? Why so surprised?
[16:18] Y
    I-Isshiki-san!
[16:19] Gu
    Let's go to the bath.
[16:21] Gu
    The bath in the basement is amazing!
[16:25] Y
    B-Bath?
[16:35] Gu
    This is paradise...
[16:37] Y
    This is the building's basement, isn't it?
[16:41] Y
    I-Isshiki-san, I've been wondering something.
[16:46] Y
    Isn't there something kind of weird...
[16:49] Y
    about this apartment building?
[16:51] Gu
    There sure is!
[16:52] Gu
    This is a yokai apartment building.
[16:55] Y
    A yokai...
[16:58] Gu
    Right, landlord?
[17:25] M
    Inaba... Hey, Inaba!
[17:29] M
    Wake up!
[17:32] Y
    A dream?
[17:34] Y
    Er... I had this weird dream.
[17:37] Y
    There was this yokai...
[17:39] Y
    There aren't any yokai, though.
[17:41] M
    What are you talking about?
[17:42] M
    You're so dumb.
[17:44] Y
    Yeah.
[17:46] M
    There's a yokai
[17:48] M
    right here.
[17:52] Y
    H-Huh?
[17:55] Y
    I guess that was a dream?
[17:59] Y
    That was a weird dream, though...
[18:04] Y
    Morning...
[18:04] Gu
    Morning!
[18:05] Gu
    Sleep well, chirp?
[18:07] Gu
    Wake up and smell the roses, chirp.
[18:09] Gu
    But they say kids who sleep, grow big, chirp.
[18:12] Gu
    And we grew too much!
[18:21] Y
    I-Isshiki-san!
[18:23] Gu
    Oh, good morning, Yushi-kun.
[18:26] Gu
    You had a rough time yesterday, huh?
[18:28] Y
    I knew it.
[18:31] Y
    This is a yokai apartment building.
[18:36] Y
    It actually is?
[18:37] Gu
    If you want to go back home,
    I'll help you pack.
[18:44] A
    I'm back!
[18:45] Y
    Oh, welcome back, Akine-chan.
[18:48] A
    Oh, Yushi-kun...
[18:49] A
    How did it go last night?
[18:51] Y
    A-Akine-san... Behind you.
[19:01] Y
    Wh-What is that guy?
[19:08] Y
    Akine-san, watch out! Run!
[19:16] Y
    Don't tell me... She's too scared to move?
[19:25] Y
    Damn it.
[19:27] Y
    Akine-san!
[19:40] A
    Kin!
SIGN    Kin
[19:53] Y
    I-It's gone.
[19:56] Y
    Akine-san, was that...
[19:58] A
    An evil spirit.
[20:00] Y
    Oh, just an evil spirit...
[20:03] Y
    Wait, an e-evil spirit?
[20:06] A
    At the crossing in front of the station,
    he was staring at me the whole time.
[20:11] A
    I ignored him, but I guess
    he got attached to me.
[20:14] A
    He probably stalked girls his whole life,
[20:18] A
    and even in death, he can't stop!
[20:20] A
    So I purified him.
[20:22] Y
    P-Purified him?
[20:25] Y
    Akine-san, are you...
[20:28] A
    I didn't tell you?
[20:29] A
    I'm an exorcist!
[20:32] A
    But I'm still training.
[20:34] Y
    An exorcist, huh?
[20:37] Gu
    A person who gets rid of spirits
    that cause trouble.
[20:40] Gu
    Many things happen, and many
    different people are here.
[20:44] Gu
    Great, isn't it?
[20:46] Gu
    This world isn't so bad.
[20:48] Gu
    So, Yushi-kun?
[20:51] Gu
    What will you do?
[20:56] A
    I get hungry when I use my power!
[20:58] ---
    Food, food!
[21:00] Gu
    I wonder what's for breakfast...
[21:03] Y
    I'd never seen a ghost or a yokai,
[21:10] Y
    and I didn't really care if they existed.
[21:15] Y
    But it seems as though
[21:17] Y
    yokai and humans really
    do live together here.
[21:22] Y
    And the name of the place
    is the Yokai Apartments.
[21:25] Y
    I'm Yushi Inaba. It's the spring
    of my first year of high school.
[21:29] Y
    My first step toward independence
[21:32] Y
    seems to have landed me somewhere incredible.
SIGN    You're kidding me...
SIGN    A yokai apartment building? Seriously?
SIGN    There are more surprises in store.
SIGN    Those who live here aren't exactly ordinary!
SIGN    They seem scarier than the yokai.
SIGN    Next time on Elegant Yokai Apartment Life:
SIGN    The Residents of the Yokai Apartments.
SIGN    Second Haunting The Residents of the Yokai Apartments
[23:28] ---
    Er, since they're residents,
    they're human, right?
[23:31] ---
    Who can say?

2 - The Residents of the Yokai Apartments

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[00:02] Y
    "Dear Hase-sama...
[00:05] Y
    I've finished unpacking my things,
    and everything is going fine.
[00:13] Y
    Three years ago, I lost my parents
[00:15] Y
    and had to live with relatives.
[00:18] Y
    But now, I've finally taken my first
    step toward real independence.
[00:23] Y
    But there's one problem, I guess...
[00:28] Y
    In this yokai apartment building,
[00:32] Y
    humans and monsters live together."
[00:37] Y
    No, no!
[00:38] Y
    If I write this, he'll think I'm crazy!
[00:41] Gu
    What's bugging you, chirp, Yushi?
[00:44] Gu
    Hey, worry too much,
    and you'll go bald, chirp.
[00:47] Gu
    Be careful, chirp!
[00:49] Gu
    My independent life...
[00:51] Gu
    Chirpity-chirp!
SIGN    Second Haunting
    The Residents of the Yokai Apartments
[02:30] gu
    What's wrong, Yushi-kun?
[02:32] gu
    Are you not enjoying the meal Ruriruri made?
SIGN    Reimei Isshiki
[02:37] gu
    Reimei Isshiki.
[02:39] gu
    A poet of unknown age.
[02:41] gu
    He's human.
[02:43] [SONG] gu
    Human
[02:44] Gi
    You need to eat, Yushi-kun...
[02:46] Gi
    School starts soon, doesn't it?
[02:48] Gi
    You need to eat and build your stamina.
SIGN    Akine Kuga
[02:51] Gi
    Akine Kuga-san. Also human.
[02:55] Gi
    She's an exorcist... supposedly.
[02:57] [SONG] Gi
    Human
[02:58] Gu
    Morning!
[02:59] Gu
    Wow, this smells good!
[03:02] Gu
    Sato-san and Yamada-san, good morning.
[03:05] Gu
    And they're ghosts.
SIGN    Ghosts
[03:07] Gu
    No... Spirits? Yokai?
SIGN    Spirits
SIGN    Yokai
SIGN    Ghost
[03:10] Gu
    Jeez, I don't even know!
SIGN    Yokai
SIGN    Yokai
[03:12] Gu
    I'm going on a training trip for my new job.
[03:16] Gu
    I'll be in Hakone for a week.
[03:18] Gu
    Nice, Sato-san.
[03:20] Gu
    That's Soir Cosmetics for you.
[03:22] Gu
    They're willing to spend big.
[03:24] Gu
    He's got a job?
[03:25] Gu
    And with a big company?!
[03:38] Gu
    I can touch them.
[03:42] Gu
    S-So cute...
[03:44] Gu
    But aren't they ghosts, too?
[03:48] Gi
    Wondering why you can touch ghosts?
[03:51] Gi
    This building's grounds are within
    a special barrier that stabilizes
[03:55] Gi
    the souls of the dead.
[03:58] Gi
    That's why you can see and touch
    things that you normally can't.
[04:02] Gi
    There's also a path to another dimension.
[04:05] Gi
    And in some places, several dimensions
    overlap or are out of phase,
[04:09] Gi
    and then...
[04:09] Y
    I... I don't understand any of that.
[04:15] Gu
    So, decide what you're going to do?
[04:19] Gu
    Will you stay here until
    your dorm is repaired?
[04:22] Gu
    Or go back and live with your uncle?
[04:29] Gu
    Yeah, I guess he will.
[04:36] Gu
    I'm staying here. It's only six months.
[04:39] Gu
    I see.
[04:40] Gi
    That's great! Just what I wanted to hear!
[04:44] Gi
    Look! Ruriko-san made you a cake!
[04:47] Y
    Huh? For me?
[04:48] Gu
    Looks delicious!
[04:50] Gu
    Everything Ruriruri makes is delicious!
[04:53] Gi
    Right?
[04:55] Gi
    Yushi-kun, you don't care if
    Ruriko-san is a ghost, right?
[04:58] Y
    Of course not!
[05:00] Y
    No matter what kind of ghost
    she is, I wouldn't care!
[05:03] Gu
    Hear that? Isn't that nice, Ruriruri?
SIGN    Joutou Business High School
[05:15] Y
    And so, my high school life began.
[05:18] Gi
    I just saw someone who looked really cool!
[05:21] Gi
    Hey, let's exchange our email addresses!
[05:23] Gu
    So yesterday, my dad said...
[05:26] Y
    That's right...
[05:27] Y
    People call stuff like this normal.
[05:31] Y
    But at my place...
[05:33] Gu
    Why do you look so bored?
[05:37] Gu
    It's your first day at a
    new school! Cheer up!
[05:40] Gu
    I'm Takenaka, by the way. What's up?
[05:43] Y
    R-Right... Hello.
[06:01] Y
    Just six more months!
[06:06] gi
    Welcome back.
[06:07] y
    I'm back.
[06:08] y
    Wait.
[06:15] Gu
    Oh, that's Hanako-san.
[06:18] Y
    Hanako-san?
[06:20] Gu
    She's always in the front hall.
[06:21] Gu
    And she says "goodbye" and "welcome back."
[06:24] Y
    Is that all?
[06:26] Gu
    Yep. That's all.
[06:28] Y
    Don't worry, you'll eventually
    be able to see her, too.
[06:32] Gu
    I will?! And you aren't scared?
[06:35] Gu
    Ghosts and yokai are everywhere!
[06:37] Gi
    Scared?
[06:39] Gu
    We're all friends, and they're fun.
[06:41] Y
    Friends?
[06:43] Gu
    They are like we are.
[06:45] Gu
    In their own way, they are
    trying to live normal lives.
[06:47] Gu
    Some of them are good and some are bad.
[06:50] Gu
    It's just like us.
[06:54] Y
    Just like us... I don't know.
[07:01] Y
    W-Wolf ghost!
[07:03] Gu
    Idiot.
[07:04] Gu
    You're a man. Don't scare so easily.
[07:06] gi
    Welcome back, Akira-san! Cigar!
[07:09] gu
    Been a long time since we
    had a new human resident.
[07:12] gu
    Doesn't he look glum?
[07:15] gu
    This is the new guy, Yushi Inaba-kun.
[07:18] gu
    I'm Akira Fukase, in room 103.
[07:21] gu
    I'm a painter.
[07:22] gu
    This is Cigar.
[07:24] Y
    A painter?
[07:25] Gu
    Yeah, he's an old friend of mine.
[07:29] Y
    Does that mean you're human, Fukase-san?
[07:32] Gu
    Listen up, kid!
[07:34] Gu
    Here, it doesn't mean a damn thing
    whether you're human or not.
[07:38] Gu
    I've lived here ten years,
[07:40] Gu
    without any problems whatsoever.
[07:42] Gu
    Got it?
[07:43] Y
    Y-Yeah...
[07:44] Gu
    Hello there, young man. Having some trouble?
[07:48] Gu
    Seems you're having trouble
    in your relationships.
[07:51] Y
    U-Um...
[07:54] Y
    Who are you?
[07:55] Gu
    Today, I will introduce you
    to something great!
[07:58] Gu
    Look at this.
[08:00] Gu
    A unicorn horn, to drive off wicked
    thoughts and purify your body.
[08:04] Gu
    Carry this with you, and your
    problems will instantly vanish.
[08:11] Gu
    Act now, and I'll give you a discount.
[08:13] Y
    No way! No way! No way! No way!
[08:16] Gu
    Stay away from the new kid.
[08:18] Gi
    Sorry, Yushi-kun... That must've scared you.
[08:22] Gu
    You haven't changed, Antiquary.
[08:25] y
    Antiquary-san?
[08:27] Gu
    Correct.
[08:28] Gu
    If you're after something,
    talk to me whenever you like.
[08:36] Y
    Who are those people with him?
[08:38] Gu
    I think he calls them "automata."
[08:39] Gi
    Huh? I heard they were homunculi.
[08:46] Gu
    While in foreign lands,
[08:47] Gu
    how many times did I dream
    of this delicious food?
[08:50] Gu
    Damn right...
[08:51] Gu
    Thank you, Ruriko!
[08:57] Gi
    That bath was so nice!
[09:06] Gi
    This is the only way to end a bath!
[09:09] Gi
    I feel so refreshed!
[09:11] Gu
    Stop walking around like that, Mariko-chan.
[09:15] Gu
    Oh, my.
[09:16] Gu
    You look beautiful again today.
[09:18] Gi
    You're so honest, Antiquary-san.
[09:21] Gu
    Careful, new kid...
[09:23] Gu
    She might not look it,
    but she's incredibly old.
[09:26] Gi
    Shaddup! Who you callin' old?!
[09:29] Gi
    Oh?
[09:31] Gu
    You're so cute! You're new, aren't you?
[09:35] Gu
    What's your name?
[09:36] Y
    Y-Yushi Inaba!
[09:38] Gi
    I'm Mariko. Nice to meet you.
[09:40] Gi
    I have my reasons for not going to heaven.
[09:43] Y
    You're a ghost?!
[09:44] Gi
    How about I teach you a few things?
[09:48] Gi
    Mariko-san, don't tease him too much.
[09:52] Y
    S-Stop it, please!
[10:02] Y
    Was that too much?
[10:04] Gu
    No, don't worry, Yushi-kun.
[10:10] Gi
    That's right.
[10:11] Gu
    He's back.
[10:18] Gu
    The psychic in room 203, Ryu-san.
[10:22] Gu
    He's probably... human.
[10:24] Y
    Ryu-san?
[10:28] Y
    Wow! All the yokai are bowing!
[10:32] Y
    Is he really...
[10:34] Gi
    Ryu-san, it's been a while.
[10:36] Gi
    Welcome back, Ryu-san!
[10:38] Gu
    Yo.
[10:41] Gu
    Isshiki-san, hello there.
[10:43] Gu
    Is this a new resident? That's rare.
[10:46] Gu
    Yushi Inaba-kun. A first-year JTB student.
[10:50] Gu
    His dorm burned down, so he's
    here for six months.
[10:53] Gu
    I see. Sorry to hear that.
[10:55] Gu
    Th-Thank you! Nice to meet you!
[10:58] Gu
    Nice to meet you.
    Everyone calls me "Ryu-san."
[11:01] Gu
    I'm a down-on-my-luck psychic.
[11:03] Y
    Psychic?
[11:06] Gu
    Is there something you wish to ask?
[11:12] Y
    Why are there so many yokai
    in this apartment building?
[11:19] Gu
    For them, this is an oasis in the desert.
[11:23] y
    Oasis?
[11:25] Gu
    Grass, soil, and water were
    once more abundant,
[11:28] Gu
    and human hearts were also more full.
[11:30] Gu
    There was much darkness,
[11:32] Gu
    and the world's mysteries were
    always by our side.
[11:35] Gu
    But now, all that is lost,
[11:39] Gu
    and humanity has closed its heart.
[11:43] Gu
    While humanity pursued convenience,
[11:46] Gu
    the mysteries lost their place to belong.
[11:49] ---
    Is... that right?
[11:52] Gu
    But whether that's good or bad,
[11:55] Gu
    I doubt you will find an answer.
[11:57] Gu
    Because over time,
[11:59] Gu
    nothing ever stays exactly the same.
[12:01] Gu
    The lives humans live, the world
    of nature, and the yokai...
[12:06] Gu
    They constantly change.
[12:09] Y
    Constantly change?
[12:11] Gu
    I think this apartment building
    will be good for you.
[12:15] Gu
    Pain and sadness are only one
    part of a much larger world.
[12:21] Gu
    As long as you are willing to allow it,
[12:23] Gu
    more will seem normal to you.
[12:26] Gu
    For example,
[12:27] Gu
    by coming here, being able to see
    ghosts has become normal.
[12:32] Gu
    Your life is long, and the world
    stretches out, without end.
[12:42] Gu
    So relax.
[12:59] Y
    Huh? "Akine Kuga" isn't your real name?
[13:03] Gi
    That's right. We psychics hide our names.
[13:07] Gi
    My technique is "Kuga-style Shinnenjutsu."
[13:11] Gi
    It's all about training the mind.
[13:14] Gi
    In sixth grade, I was given permission
    to use the Kuga name.
[13:17] Gi
    And now, I'm an apprentice
    at Tsukinoki Hospital.
[13:20] Y
    Then, the hospital is...
[13:22] Gi
    Naturally, it's a yokai hospital.
[13:24] Gi
    It looks like a normal hospital, though.
[13:26] ---
    
[13:30] Gi
    Okay, good luck with your studies!
[13:35] Y
    A psychic and a yokai hospital, huh?
[13:39] Y
    That's kind of amazing.
[13:40] Y
    It's a whole different world from mine.
[13:47] Gu
    Inaba, on our way home,
    let's hang out somewhere.
[13:50] Gu
    I know a good place.
[13:53] Y
    No, I...
[13:55] Gi
    Too bad. Inaba-kun's busy.
[13:58] Gi
    Let's head to club, Inaba-kun.
[14:01] Y
    This is Tashiro. She's in the English
    Conversation Club with me.
[14:04] Gi
    Hey, why did you decide to join
    the English Conversation Club?
[14:08] Y
    Why?
[14:10] Y
    I don't mind learning English.
[14:11] Y
    I thought it would help
    when I look for a job.
[14:14] Gi
    Wow, you actually put some thought into it!
[14:16] Gi
    I just figured that if I could
    speak English, it'd be cool!
[14:20] Gi
    I mean,
[14:21] Gi
    wouldn't it be awesome to watch
    movies in English without subtitles?
[14:25] Y
    I was surprised by something in high school.
[14:28] Y
    Girls started talking to me normally,
[14:30] Y
    like Akine-chan and Tashiro.
[14:33] Y
    The only girl I had any experience with...
[14:37] Y
    If I even came near her, she got mad.
[14:40] Y
    Come to think of it, didn't Hase
    once say something about that?
[14:44] Gu
    It's because of your aura. It says,
    "If you get close, I'll kill you."
[14:48] y
    Maybe he was right.
[14:51] y
    My parents died, and my whole life changed.
[14:54] y
    And I was so scared by what
    was happening to me...
[14:57] y
    I lost the ability to really smile.
[15:00] y
    But...
SIGN    {\fs18
    }English Conversation Club
    Cross-Cultural Communication Party
    °Barbecue
[15:01] Gi
    Okay, let's hear some ideas from
    the new students, too!
SIGN    Club President
[15:05] Gi
    I want to put on a play.
[15:07] Gi
    A musical would also be nice.
[15:09] Y
    Am I starting to change a little?
[15:12] Gi
    You think, as well, Inaba-kun!
[15:17] Gi
    Bye-bye. See you around.
[15:20] Y
    Yeah.
[15:27] Y
    I wonder if they're stopping somewhere, too.
[15:40] Y
    Wh-What is this?
[15:42] Y
    What happened to Tashiro?
[15:48] Y
    No...
[15:49] Y
    I've got a really bad feeling.
[15:56] Y
    This is bad.
[15:57] Y
    Bad, bad, bad!
[16:00] Y
    Tashiro!
[16:13] Y
    T-Ta-ko... Ta-ko!
[16:17] ---
    Tashiro!
[16:19] Gi
    It hurts...
[16:20] T
    Hang in there! I'll call an ambulance!
[16:22] Gi
    It hurts so much!
[16:25] Gi
    Help me,
[16:28] Gi
    Inaba-kun.
[16:34] Y
    I knew this would happen.
[16:37] Y
    I knew you were in danger, and I...
[16:57] Y
    What is this?
[16:58] A
    Yushi-kun!
[17:00] Y
    Akine-san—
[17:03] Y
    Huh? What happened to me?
[17:10] A
    It's okay, Yushi-kun.
[17:12] A
    She's already stopped bleeding.
[17:15] A
    You stopped it.
[17:17] A
    Hold on. I'll get it out of you now.
[17:27] Y
    What happened?
[17:29] Y
    I feel so much better.
[17:33] A
    Good work!
[17:36] Y
    Thanks.
[17:41] ---
    Chirp... Chirpity-chirp. Chirp...
[17:45] Y
    Gimme more!
[17:46] A
    Sure, sure.
[17:47] A
    Your reward for good work!
[17:49] Y
    But I couldn't do anything for Tashiro.
[17:51] A
    Nope, you saved her!
[17:56] Y
    I did?
[17:57] A
    You said that when you saw her,
    you felt really tired, right?
[18:02] A
    That was because you took on
    the burden of her injuries.
[18:06] Y
    I took on... her injuries?
[18:11] A
    This is the ability to synchronize
    with another person.
[18:15] A
    Psychic healing often uses this method.
[18:18] A
    First, you transfer the damage
    to a stronger body...
[18:23] A
    When the damage is gone, you heal the injury.
[18:26] A
    Then, I take the damage that you took.
[18:33] A
    And let it escape!
[18:35] A
    This time, all of the coincidences
    made your antennae perk up.
[18:39] A
    Don't worry.
[18:40] Gi
    Yep, that's what happened!
[18:42] Y
    Y-Yeah.
[18:45] Gu
    I don't really care, but don't make
    me worry too much, new kid.
[18:50] Y
    You were worried?
[18:52] Gu
    Of course.
[18:53] Gu
    Everyone here is friends.
[18:56] ---
    Friends...
SIGN    Takanodai Central Hospital
[18:59] Gi
    Hey, listen to this!
[19:01] Gi
    They said I nicked an artery in my leg.
[19:04] Gi
    But when I got to the hospital,
    the bleeding had stopped.
[19:07] Gi
    The doctors were really surprised!
[19:10] Y
    You were lucky, huh?
[19:12] Gi
    Right?
[19:13] Gi
    I'm glad you were there, Inaba-kun.
[19:15] Gi
    You really saved me!
[19:17] Y
    I didn't do anything.
[19:19] Gi
    No...
[19:21] Gi
    When it happened, it hurt
    so much, I thought I'd die.
[19:25] Gi
    But when I saw your face,
[19:28] Gi
    I suddenly started to feel better.
[19:32] Gi
    It was like you sucked away all of my pain!
[19:36] Gi
    Really.
[19:38] Y
    Then, Tashiro felt the synchronization, too.
[19:43] Gi
    I don't know why,
[19:45] Gi
    but I really did feel like that.
[19:47] Gi
    It was so strange.
[19:50] Y
    Y-Yeah...
[19:57] Gi
    Thank you!
[20:16] Y
    "I discovered a power I didn't know I had.
[20:19] Y
    And not only that.
[20:21] Y
    What's inside my heart, as well."
[20:24] Gu
    Your life is long, and the world
    stretches out, without end.
[20:28] Gu
    So relax.
[20:34] Y
    "Yeah, I'm having a lot of fun.
[20:37] Y
    Come and hang out, sometime."
[20:40] Gu
    The rest of this is homework, okay?
[20:42] Gu
    It's the start of a new year,
    so don't forget.
[20:45] Y
    I still can't tell him about this...
[20:47] Y
    He'll think I'm crazy.
[20:50] Gu
    Hey, Inaba!
[20:51] Gu
    Going to the cafeteria, too?
[20:53] Gu
    Want to come with us?
[20:54] Y
    S-Sure!
[20:55] Y
    Where's my wallet?
[20:59] Gu
    What? You've got a lunch.
[21:01] Gu
    You guys who room somewhere are lucky!
SIGN    Hang in there, Yushi-kun!
    — Ruriko
[21:13] Y
    Ruriko-san...
[21:14] A
    Yushi-kun!
SIGN    Hang in there, Yushi-kun!
    — Ruriko
[21:16] Gu
    Hey, new kid!
[21:31] Y
    This is great!
[21:33] Y
    Ruriko-san's the best!
[23:10] Y
    Akine-san, is that kid, Kuri, really a ghost?
[23:13] Y
    That's right.
[23:14] Y
    So sometimes, he'll show up
    in other people's photos
[23:18] Y
    or appear in your bed,
[23:20] Y
    screaming, "You will suffer!"
[23:23] Y
    Be careful, Yushi-kun!
[23:25] Y
    No, that's definitely a lie.
SIGN    Next time on Elegant Yokai Apartment Life:
SIGN    Third Haunting Kuri and Shiro
SIGN    Kuri and Shiro.
SIGN    What is a mother, anyway?

3 - Kuri and Shiro

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[00:06] Y
    "Dear Mizuki Hase-sama...
[00:09] Y
    It's hot there, so I hope you're doing okay.
[00:12] Y
    I'm the same as always.
[00:15] Y
    Summer vacation has begun,
    and I'm busier than ever.
[00:19] Y
    I like working at the express delivery company.
[00:21] Y
    The job's a little tough, but..."
[00:24] Gu
    Inaba!
[00:25] Y
    Yes?
[00:26] Gu
    Did you deliver the seasonal gift to Saito-san?
[00:29] Y
    Not yet! I still have three places to go!
SIGN    JTB High School English Conversation Club Cross-Cultural Communication
[00:32] Y
    "At the English Conversation Club,
[00:33] Y
    we had a cross-cultural communication
    party with local foreigners."
[00:40] Gi
    Inaba-kun, we need more meat here.
[00:43] Y
    Stop eating so much and help, damn it!
[00:49] Y
    "It's rough, but each day is full.
[00:53] Y
    I'll send another letter later.
[00:55] Y
    I hope you'll read it.
[00:57] Y
    Yushi Inaba."
[00:58] M
    Full, huh?
[01:01] M
    That Inaba...
[01:02] M
    I wish he would just call me.
SIGN    Third Haunting
    Kuri and Shiro
[02:50] Y
    This is paradise...
[02:53] R
    Man, I never tire of taking morning baths.
[02:57] Y
    Right?
[03:02] Y
    Want to join us?
[03:04] Y
    I'll wash your back.
[03:07] Y
    A little too forward?
[03:09] R
    No, that's just how Kuri and Shiro are.
[03:14] R
    They're actually really good kids.
[03:22] Y
    Thank you!
[03:31] Y
    It's so hot...
[03:33] Gi
    It sure is hot, right?
[03:36] Gi
    Let's have ice cream when we get back.
[03:39] Gu
    Okay! Let's get back fast!
[03:42] Gu
    Oh, Inaba...
[03:44] Y
    Takenaka?
[03:46] Gu
    You're working in this heat?
[03:49] Gu
    That's impressive.
[03:50] Gu
    I seriously respect that.
[03:52] Y
    It isn't that impressive.
[03:54] Gu
    Anyway...
[03:56] Gu
    Don't you think it's time you introduced
    me to your apartment building?
[04:01] Gu
    What pretty girls live there?
[04:03] Gu
    I know one makes you all
    those delicious lunches.
[04:06] Gu
    Don't you live with another high school girl?
[04:09] Gu
    It isn't fair to have all the fun!
    Introduce me, too!
[04:13] Y
    S-Sorry... But as you can see, I'm busy.
[04:17] Y
    I can't bring you to the
    ghost-filled Yokai Apartments!
[04:24] Gu
    Good luck with your job.
[04:28] Gu
    Hey, guys.
[04:30] Y
    He's...
[04:32] Gu
    Hey, Inaba! We're getting back to work!
[04:34] Y
    Right!
[04:47] Y
    I'm exhausted...
[04:49] Y
    Today was harder than usual.
[04:51] Gi
    Welcome back.
[04:53] Y
    I-I'm back.
[05:04] Y
    I really can't introduce him to this, huh?
SIGN     Sigh...
[05:11] R
    I guess summer vacation's over, right?
[05:15] Y
    Yeah.
[05:16] Y
    It passed quickly.
[05:18] R
    You're leaving soon, aren't you?
[05:21] Y
    Yes.
[05:22] R
    But it was fun, wasn't it?
[05:24] Y
    Yes!
[05:26] Y
    I met ghosts like him,
    who're like real kids.
[05:33] R
    What's wrong, Shiro?
[05:36] R
    Ah, Akane-san's here?
[05:39] Y
    Akane-san?
[05:41] R
    That's right.
[05:43] R
    I guess you could say she's
    Kuri and Shiro's mother.
[05:47] Y
    Oh? I guess even ghosts have mothers.
[05:51] Y
    What's she like...
[05:58] Gi
    You are the new resident?
[06:01] Gi
    How cute you are.
[06:04] R
    Hey, Akane-san! Hello.
[06:08] R
    This is Yushi Inaba-kun.
[06:10] Y
    H-Hello... Nice to meet you.
[06:13] Gi
    Oh, Kuri...
[06:15] Gi
    Have you been well? Want a lollipop?
[06:18] R
    Originally, Akane-san was a
    spirit beast at Oogami Shrine.
[06:22] Y
    A spirit beast?
[06:23] R
    A mountain dog. In other words, a wolf.
[06:26] Y
    A wolf?
[06:28] Y
    Is she really Kuri's mom?
[06:31] Gi
    Of course not.
[06:32] Y
    Fukase-san...
[06:34] Gi
    If Mom's here, that means
    it's coming tonight.
[06:39] R
    Yushi-kun will see something unpleasant, huh?
[06:43] Y
    Wh-What do you mean by
    "something unpleasant"?
[06:47] Gi
    Kuri's...
[06:51] Gi
    Kuri's true mother.
[06:56] Gi
    A certain young, unmarried girl
    gave birth to Kuri.
[07:00] Gi
    Why?
[07:01] Gi
    You said you'd get married
    if we got pregnant!
[07:04] Gu
    Shut up and leave!
[07:07] Gi
    Why...
[07:08] Gi
    Why am I the only one this happens to?
[07:14] Gi
    Shut up! Shut up!
[07:17] Gi
    If it weren't for you, I'd...
[07:20] Gi
    If it weren't for you!
[07:23] Y
    You don't mean...
[07:24] Gi
    That's right.
[07:25] Gi
    She grew to hate Kuri
[07:28] Gi
    and took her anger out on him.
[07:32] Gi
    Eventually, Kuri became a boy who
    couldn't speak or express anything.
[07:41] Gi
    He never received love.
    Not even once, in his whole life.
[07:46] Gi
    So at a very young age, he became lost.
[07:52] Gi
    It was Shiro, a wild dog, who brought
    him warmth and looked after him.
[07:58] Gi
    The species didn't matter,
    as long as there was love.
[08:03] Gi
    But one day, his mother finally went mad.
[08:09] Gi
    And Kuri...
[08:17] Gi
    Shiro ripped out the mother's throat.
[08:21] Gi
    When the other adults saw this,
    they beat him to death.
[08:25] Gi
    He didn't resist at all and
    let the humans kill him.
[08:35] Y
    Wh-Why?
[08:39] Gi
    Shiro...
[08:41] Gi
    could not abandon Kuri in death.
[08:47] Gi
    Shiro chose to die, so the young
    child's soul would not be lost,
[08:51] Gi
    and he could protect Kuri.
[08:56] Gi
    But that was not the end.
[08:59] Gi
    Even in death, Kuri's mother chased him.
[09:05] Gi
    In search of help,
[09:06] Gi
    Shiro took Kuri to Oogami,
    the great god who rules all dogs.
[09:14] Gi
    I had just lost my own child,
    and I wanted to help them.
[09:18] Gi
    Oogami-sama granted my wish,
[09:22] Gi
    entrusting Kuri and Shiro to me.
[09:26] Gi
    So I sent the pair
[09:28] Gi
    to Kotobuki-so, with which I
    had an existing relationship.
[09:32] Gi
    I thought that Kuri needed human
    love now, more than anything.
[09:38] R
    "Kuri" was the name I chose, since his
    eyes are "kurikuri," or big and round.
[09:43] Y
    Um...
[09:45] Y
    Can't we do something about the mother?
[09:49] Gi
    Annihilating her would be a simple matter.
[09:51] Gi
    But that won't save Kuri.
[09:57] Gi
    It's an impurity, her madness
    given physical form.
[10:00] Gi
    As long as it is here, his soul
    cannot go to heaven.
[10:05] Gi
    We must wait for her obsession to waver.
[10:09] Gi
    I do not know how many decades,
    perhaps centuries, it will take.
[10:14] Y
    That's...
[10:15] Y
    How can she hate her own child so much?!
[10:20] Gi
    Because he is her child.
[10:22] Gi
    The tie of mother to child is the sole thing
[10:25] Gi
    letting her bind his soul so strongly.
[10:28] Y
    But that's...
[10:31] Y
    That's just...
[10:34] Gi
    We shall not sleep tonight.
[10:38] Gi
    Kuri's mother will soon appear.
[10:41] Gi
    We shall protect Kuri from her.
[10:43] Gi
    We must prepare to meet this evil spirit!
[10:46] R
    Okay! Everyone, bring the sake!
[10:52] Y
    Meet her... How?
[10:55] F
    By not doing a thing.
[10:56] F
    A vengeful spirit can't break the
    barrier around this building.
[11:00] F
    The most she can do is wander
    around the front gate.
[11:04] R
    And so, each time, we get to
    have a party and watch her!
[11:09] Y
    That sounds kind of mean.
[11:12] F
    Nah... Think of it as a cheerful
    banquet to drive off evil.
[11:16] Gi
    It is best that you not see.
[11:18] Gi
    It is not a pleasant thing.
[11:25] Y
    May I watch, too?
[11:35] gi
    Very well.
[11:36] gi
    This will be a good lesson for you.
[11:38] R
    You're sure, Akane-san?
[11:40] F
    It's gonna be one hell of a lesson.
[11:44] F
    Mommy can be a nasty lady.
[12:01] Gu
    Inaba!
[12:03] Y
    My first spring in middle school,
    my parents died in a car accident.
[12:11] Y
    It was so sudden that, even though I was sad,
[12:15] Y
    I couldn't cry.
[12:18] Y
    But...
[12:26] Y
    I'm sure Mom and Dad died regretful...
[12:30] Y
    That they had to die and leave me alone.
[12:36] A
    Yushi-kun, are you there?
[12:37] Y
    Yeah.
[12:40] A
    I heard you're staying up to
    wait for Kuri's mom tonight.
[12:46] Y
    Yes.
[12:49] A
    My job is putting up a barrier
[12:51] A
    in my room and protecting Kuri there.
[12:55] A
    You should stay with me.
[12:58] Y
    No, I want to see it.
[13:01] A
    Yeah?
[13:03] Y
    Maybe it's just the desire
    to see something scary.
[13:06] Y
    But I want to see it.
SIGN    
[13:07] Y
    A mother, since I no longer have one.
[13:21] R
    Yushi-kun, getting enough to eat?
[13:23] Y
    Yes! It's good!
[13:25] Gu
    Don't eat too much. You'll regret it later.
[13:32] Y
    The snacks the local dogs
    brought are good, too.
[13:37] Gu
    Akane-sama is a servant of the dog god.
[13:41] Gu
    It is natural to bear gifts for her.
[13:44] F
    This is some good venison!
[13:46] R
    That's Ruriko-chan for you.
[13:48] R
    Her ten white fingers are like a
    conductor's baton, making music.
[13:53] R
    Like the globes of Arachne,
[13:56] R
    creating mystery, delight, and astonishment.
[14:00] R
    Right?
[14:02] Gu
    Hello, everyone. I smell something good.
[14:05] Gu
    Antiquary! Come join the fun!
[14:09] Gu
    Hello, Akane-dono.
[14:11] Gu
    You're as beautiful as ever.
[14:13] Gi
    Antiquary, you never change, either.
[14:17] Gu
    If Akane-dono is here, is it time again?
[14:21] Gu
    Yeah, sure is. Have a drink.
[14:24] Gu
    I'll take you up on that.
[14:26] Gu
    I have salted dragon eyeballs.
[14:29] Gu
    Who wants one?
[14:30] Gu
    Heck, no!
[14:34] Y
    It seems the same as any day
    at the Yokai Apartments.
[14:38] Y
    Even though a vengeful spirit is coming...
[14:40] Y
    It's just like them.
[14:45] Y
    What is that?
[14:48] R
    Oh, that's Ryu-san's shikigami.
[14:51] Y
    Shikigami?
[14:51] R
    Hmm, do you know what a familiar is?
[14:54] Y
    Oh, like an onmyoji uses?
[14:57] R
    It's a divine spirit that obeys its
    master's will, you could say.
[15:01] R
    I guess Ryu-san can't be here tonight,
    so he sent his shikigami.
[15:07] R
    Sometimes, it fights for us!
[15:10] Y
    Like in a battle manga?
[15:31] Y
    What's wrong?
[15:33] Y
    Akane-san?
[15:36] Gi
    You're here!
[15:39] Y
    She's here?
[15:41] Y
    Kuri's mother?
[15:55] Y
    S-So that's...
[15:57] R
    Kuri's mother.
[15:59] R
    She's a mess, isn't she?
[16:20] Gu
    To think it's a mother wanting
    to see her son...
[16:23] Gu
    How sad.
[16:27] R
    At first, she was still human.
[16:30] R
    But as time passed, she began to fall apart.
[16:34] R
    His poor mother...
[16:41] Y
    Stop it.
[16:43] Y
    Just because it hurts...
[16:45] Y
    Just because you're his mother...
[16:47] Y
    It doesn't mean you can do whatever
    you want to your kid!
[16:49] Y
    You can't... You can't do that.
[16:53] Y
    Just stop already!
[16:56] Gu
    Stop it.
[16:57] Y
    But...
[17:02] Gu
    It won't hear your words.
[17:04] Gu
    That thing isn't even human anymore.
[17:07] Gu
    No thoughts or emotions are left.
[17:10] Gu
    It doesn't know what it is or why it's lost.
[17:14] Gu
    All that's left is its obsession with Kuri.
[17:17] Y
    But...
[17:20] A
    Enough! Begone!
[17:22] A
    You are a failure as a woman!
[17:28] A
    Begone!
[17:30] A
    Your punishment is endless suffering!
[17:33] Gu
    Scary.
[17:34] R
    It's mother versus mother.
[17:37] R
    You won't find a scarier match-up.
[17:50] R
    Whew... Over again, huh?
[17:54] Gu
    Okay, let's toast again!
[17:58] Gi
    You must also be tired...
[18:00] Gi
    Get some rest.
[18:02] Gi
    Please look after Kuri and Shiro
    in the future, as well.
[18:07] ---
    All right.
[18:11] Gu
    Oh, Yushi-kun...
[18:13] Gu
    I'll give you a talisman to help
    you sleep well tonight.
[18:21] Gu
    The Fairy King's Dream Stone.
[18:23] Gu
    You will have pleasant dreams.
[18:37] A
    Yes?
[18:39] A
    Yushi-kun, is it over?
[18:42] A
    That wasn't much fun, was it?
[18:44] A
    Those guys have the worst taste in hobbies!
[18:47] Y
    Y-Yeah...
[18:52] Y
    Even after losing her humanity,
[18:54] Y
    she still misses her child.
[18:57] Y
    But her motherly feelings are wrong.
[19:02] Y
    It's so sad!
[19:07] Y
    Was there no love there?
[19:10] Y
    No, I hope there was.
[19:13] Y
    Even a little!
[19:17] Y
    I miss you, Mom.
[19:27] Y
    Why?
[19:30] A
    Yushi-kun...
[19:32] Y
    S-Sorry.
[19:34] Y
    I... I...
[19:41] A
    It's fine.
[19:43] A
    You can cry when you want to cry.
[19:56] Y
    That night, I had a dream.
[19:59] Y
    I was still in high school, and my
    parents and Hase were there.
[20:04] Y
    I don't remember what we said,
[20:07] Y
    but we laughed the whole time.
[20:09] Y
    For so long.
[20:19] ---
    Chirpity-chirp! Chirpity-chirp!
[20:23] Gu
    Mm... I'm full, chirp.
[20:26] Gu
    You need to eat your fill, chirp...
[20:28] Gu
    But I'm on a diet, chirpity-chirp.
[20:30] Y
    You guys again?!
[20:31] Y
    Chirpity-chirp!
[20:34] Y
    Huh?
[20:36] Y
    My room?
[20:37] Y
    When did I...
[20:40] Gu
    I'm late!
[20:42] Y
    It's my ordinary life.
[20:44] Y
    But no one's forgotten Kuri's
    mother's visit, last night.
[20:49] Y
    Everyone's seriously mad, worried,
[20:52] Y
    and they're treating the visit as reality.
[20:56] A
    Morning, Yushi-kun! Sleep well?
[20:59] Y
    Good morning.
[21:01] Y
    Um, last night, what happened?
[21:05] A
    You cried yourself to sleep!
[21:08] A
    But you looked cute sleeping.
[21:10] Y
    I'm so sorry!
[21:14] Y
    Then, how did I end up asleep in my room?
[21:16] A
    Because Akira-san carried you.
[21:20] Gu
    This is the problem with kids.
[21:24] Y
    I cried myself to sleep on a girl's lap,
    and was carried back to my room?
[21:28] Y
    This can't be happening!
[23:10] Y
    Six months have flown by.
[23:13] Y
    Now it's time for the boy to leave paradise.
[23:16] Y
    Um, Akira-san?
[23:18] Y
    Farewell, Yokai Apartments.
[23:20] Y
    Farewell, Yushi Inaba.
[23:21] Y
    Farewell, summer days of youth.
[23:24] Y
    Just kidding.
[23:25] Y
    It isn't the last episode yet!
[23:28] Y
    Next time on Elegant Yokai Apartment Life:
SIGN    This Side.
SIGN    Fourth Haunting This Side
[23:33] ---
    Everyone, thank you for everything!

4 - This Side

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[00:03] Y
    Another delicious meal, Ruriko-san!
[00:05] Gu
    Keep eating.
[00:08] Gu
    You only get to eat this for a
    little while more, Yushi-kun.
[00:11] A
    I guess summer vacation ends soon...
[00:14] A
    We'll have a big farewell party, Yushi-kun!
[00:17] Y
    Right!
[00:20] Y
    After coming and meeting all
    the incredible people here,
[00:24] Y
    everything I was so sure I knew fell apart.
[00:38] Y
    It will be September soon.
[00:40] Y
    I'll be leaving the Yokai Apartments.
[00:44] Y
    For some reason, I find myself
    hoping summer never ends.
[00:51] Y
    What's gotten into me?
    I'm not usually like this.
[00:54] Gu
    Hey, Inaba! Are you here?
[00:58] Gu
    Hey! Inaba!
[01:01] Gu
    There you are.
[01:03] Y
    Takenaka... What are you doing here?
[01:05] Gu
    Well, you refused to invite me over.
[01:09] Gu
    So I just came over.
[01:11] Y
    Th-That was because...
[01:13] Y
    I've got my reasons!
[01:15] Gu
    And since I was coming...
[01:19] Gu
    I brought my friends.
[01:23] Y
    Takenaka, you...
[01:26] Gu
    Let's all have some fun!
[03:00] [SONG] Gu
    Fourth Haunting
    This Side
[03:07] Gu
    You're playing Mahjong? Let me play.
[03:11] Y
    Takenaka, what are you thinking?
[03:14] Gu
    Come on, take that stick out of your ass.
[03:17] Gu
    Your friend's here to hang out.
[03:18] Gu
    Don't tell me you're gonna try and stop me.
[03:23] Gu
    Ruriko-san, was it?
[03:24] Gu
    The chef who makes all those
    delicious-looking meals.
[03:27] Gu
    I'd love it if she'd make snacks
    to go with our drinks!
[03:30] Gu
    Wow, this apartment is crappy.
[03:32] Gu
    Seriously. I bet one match would
    bring the whole place down.
[03:35] Gu
    Quiet...
[03:37] Gu
    That ain't funny.
[03:42] Y
    Stop it! Are you drunk?
[03:46] Gu
    You know...
[03:47] Gu
    You must get tired of always being a suck-up.
[03:51] Y
    A suck-up?
[03:57] Gu
    You work hard at your job and club,
    even though you don't like them.
[04:01] Gu
    Well, we'll show you a good time today.
[04:04] Gu
    So tell us how you really feel!
[04:07] Y
    How I really feel?
[04:08] Y
    That's what he thought about me?
[04:13] Gu
    Hey, you said you lived in the same
    building as a teenage girl, right?
[04:18] Gu
    Where are ya, girlie?
[04:20] Gu
    Let's drink together!
[04:23] Gu
    You're kidding me...
[04:26] Y
    Knock it off!
[04:28] Gu
    Hey, what are you doing, suck-up?
[04:31] Gu
    Don't you know what will happen
    to you if you hurt our friend?
[04:43] Y
    I know you don't like me.
[04:47] Y
    But "suck-up" or not, my livelihood's on the line.
[04:51] Y
    If nothing else, I don't have time
    to play at being thugs with you!
[04:56] Gu
    "Play"?
[04:57] Y
    Yeah.
[04:59] Y
    Someone once told me...
[05:02] Gu
    It is humanity's fate to
    be drawn to outlaws...
[05:06] Y
    But do you have any noble motive like that?
[05:09] Y
    What drives you?!
[05:11] Y
    You probably rebel against the world
    because you think it's fun or cool,
[05:15] Y
    or something else that's easy!
[05:17] Gu
    Y-You...
[05:20] Gu
    That's what I dislike about you, Inaba!
[05:25] Gu
    You and your damned
    "I'm an adult" expression!
[05:29] Y
    I didn't want to be an adult!
[05:35] Y
    I'm acting like this for a goddamn reason!
[05:38] Y
    I'm not like you!
[05:40] Gu
    What's he talking about?
[05:43] Gu
    We'll get you for that!
[05:49] Y
    Damn it!
[05:51] Y
    I can't handle six of them at once!
[05:54] Gi
    Yushi-kun, you're so cool!
[05:58] Gi
    You look cute, but you're so wild.
[06:03] Gu
    Have fun, young people.
[06:05] Gu
    Cheers!
[06:08] Y
    Those people...
[06:11] Y
    N-No!
[06:13] Gu
    Die, Inaba!
[06:15] Gu
    Shut up, brats!
[06:25] Gu
    We let you have your fun,
    and this is how you behave?
[06:35] Gu
    Wh-What?
[06:37] Gu
    Costumes?
[06:38] Gu
    You're making too much damn noise.
[06:41] Gu
    I had a really good hand, too.
[06:46] Y
    Those tiles... Those hands.
[06:49] Y
    Those are the Mahjong players?
[06:54] Y
    They were oni?!
[06:57] Gu
    You'd better cut this crap out, or...
[07:10] Y
    They're here.
[07:12] Y
    Things you can't see.
[07:14] Y
    Watching us.
[07:17] R
    Hey, guys...
[07:20] R
    You understand, don't you?
[07:22] R
    It's best to leave Yushi-kun alone.
[07:25] R
    There are some things in the world
    you can't get involved with.
[07:30] R
    You're still young, right?
[07:32] R
    You don't want to ruin your
    whole lives, do you?
[07:36] R
    Do you?
[07:40] Gu
    The hell you think you're doing,
    messing up my yard?
[07:46] Gu
    And you're kids, so you don't
    get to drink and smoke!
[07:50] Gu
    Taste divine punishment!
[07:53] Y
    Damn.
[07:55] R
    Sheesh...
[07:56] R
    Fukase just wants to fight. That's all.
[08:00] R
    At his exhibitions, he gets
    into fights all the time.
[08:03] R
    Some fans come to see it.
[08:06] Y
    Sounds like pro wrestling.
[08:08] Gu
    We'll get you for this!
[08:09] Gu
    Yeah, that's what people say when they lose.
[08:23] Gu
    Hey, Yushi.
[08:24] Y
    Y-Yes?
[08:31] Gu
    You're more of a man now, huh?
[08:34] Y
    Yeah.
[08:40] Y
    That night, a goodbye party was held
    for me at the Yokai Apartments.
[08:46] Gu
    Now, let's eat!
[08:48] Gu
    After a fight, you want meat, beer, and food!
[08:52] Gi
    Right, here you go!
[08:54] Gu
    Meat!
[08:56] Gi
    Have some juice, Yushi-kun.
[08:59] Gi
    That was really cool back there.
[09:02] Y
    M-Mariko-san!
[09:03] ---
    Chirpity-chirp!
[09:04] Gu
    Why so embarrassed, chirp?
[09:06] Gu
    Hey, don't get the wrong idea, chirp!
[09:09] Gu
    You aren't popular with girls, chirp.
[09:11] Gu
    He isn't? Poor guy, chirp.
[09:14] Y
    Shut up!
[09:16] Gu
    We made it in time...
[09:17] Gu
    Glad we turned down that overtime!
[09:19] Gu
    It smells good.
[09:20] Gu
    Thank you, thank you.
[09:25] A
    Here, you go.
[09:27] Gu
    Excuse us.
[09:29] Gu
    Akane-sama sent us here.
[09:32] Gu
    Please take this.
[09:34] R
    Akane-san?
[09:36] A
    A whole red snapper!
[09:38] Gu
    And she said that this is for Yushi-sama.
[09:41] Y
    For me?
SIGN    "The paths we walk are not one,
SIGN    but I shall not forget your face."
[09:54] Gu
    She means she won't forget you.
[09:57] Gu
    Akane-san's quite the poet.
    That's an elegant poem.
[10:03] Y
    Akane-san...
[10:09] Gu
    Hey. Having fun?
[10:11] Y
    Ryu-san!
[10:12] A
    Welcome back, Ryu-san!
[10:15] Gu
    I'm glad I made it in time.
[10:18] Gu
    So this is farewell, Yushi-kun?
[10:21] Y
    Yes.
[10:22] Gu
    How about a drink of Countess
    Bathory's blood?
[10:26] Gu
    You never change, Antiquary.
[10:29] Gu
    And I'm glad to see you don't, either,
    Blue Pearl of the Orient.
[10:34] Gu
    The beautiful Pale Blue.
[10:38] Gu
    Your hair is like that of a mermaid.
[10:43] Gu
    Would you not call me "Pale Blue"?
[10:47] Gu
    Excuse me.
[10:49] Gu
    And...
[10:50] Gu
    Don't steal my hair!
[10:53] Gu
    This hair sells for quite a bit.
[10:56] Gu
    Who said you could sell it? You—
[10:59] A
    It's called "Spirit Hair."
[11:01] A
    Hair can have spiritual powers.
[11:04] Gu
    Indeed.
[11:05] Gu
    I put it into a crystal pendant.
[11:08] Gu
    See?
[11:10] Gu
    Wives of European noblemen
    will pay any price for this.
[11:22] Gu
    A parting gift. Take it.
[11:25] Y
    But...
[11:29] Y
    Thank you.
[11:31] Y
    I'll keep it with me at all times!
[11:33] A
    Yushi-kun!
[11:36] Y
    Akine-san?
[11:37] A
    Then, I'll also put a prayer into it, okay?
[11:47] A
    Please let Yushi-kun live a normal
    life, in a normal way.
[11:54] A
    If you leave this place, your spiritual
    abilities won't be further stimulated.
[12:00] A
    Don't worry, and live your life.
[12:04] Y
    Thanks, Akine-san.
[12:13] Y
    Every day was like a dream.
[12:17] Y
    It was strange and exciting,
[12:19] Y
    and for some reason, it felt familiar.
[12:22] Y
    It would be a time in my life
    I'd never forget.
[12:32] Y
    And soon after, September began.
[12:37] Y
    And I left this apartment building.
[12:55] ---
    Chirp, chirp, chirp!
[12:57] Gu
    It's morning, chirp.
[12:59] Gu
    How long are you going to sleep, chirp?
[13:02] Gu
    Hey, Yushi, chirp!
[13:06] Y
    You guys again?
[13:15] Y
    I see.
[13:16] Y
    Of course they aren't here.
[13:24] Y
    At the second term's start, I moved
    into the new student dorm.
[13:29] Y
    It's amazing!
[13:31] Y
    Everything is so shiny and new!
[13:34] Gu
    Feels like we're kinda lucky, huh?
[13:36] Gu
    I heard the old dorm was thirty years old.
[13:40] Gu
    If you're paying the same, wouldn't you
    rather live in a new place?
[13:44] Gu
    This is Hiroyuki Ishii, a first-year
    and one of my roommates.
[13:50] Gu
    Supposedly, the food around
    here is good, too.
[13:54] Y
    That sounds great.
[14:01] Gu
    Sorry for being noisy.
[14:09] Gu
    Keisuke Kaga, a second-year
    and another roommate,
[14:12] Gu
    was quiet and hard to talk to.
[14:17] Gu
    But better than thinking
    he's older and superior.
[14:20] Gu
    Let's go eat.
[14:22] Y
    Y-Yeah.
[14:27] Y
    I thought that since there wasn't any
    adult supervision at a student dorm,
[14:31] Y
    nasty bullying and stuff would be common.
[14:34] Y
    But evidently, there are more
    and more people like Kaga...
[14:40] Gu
    I'm gonna hit the restroom.
[14:41] Y
    I'll see you there.
[14:54] Y
    Lost? What's your room number?
[14:58] Gu
    304.
[14:59] Gu
    Thanks.
[15:01] Y
    People won't bully you,
    but they won't help you.
[15:05] Y
    My relationships are
    becoming more superficial.
[15:09] Gu
    Wow, this is as good as they said!
[15:12] Gu
    It's also included in the rent,
    and it's plenty, right?
[15:15] Y
    Y-Yeah...
[15:19] Y
    I do think it's good.
[15:21] Y
    But why does it seem like it isn't
    nearly as good as Ruriko-san's?
[15:27] Gu
    Ruriruri's dream was to
    have a little restaurant.

[15:33] Gu
    She died before she could, so she's
    probably still attached to the idea.
[15:38] Y
    A restaurant?
[15:40] A
    She'd quit her hostess job
[15:42] A
    and was ready to run her
    own restaurant, when...
[15:48] A
    She was killed by a customer who'd
    stalked her since her hostess days.
[15:53] A
    And her body was sliced into pieces,
[15:55] A
    most of which weren't found.
[15:58] A
    Ruriruri died before fulfilling her dream,
[16:01] A
    and the last thing she saw was her own hands.
[16:08] Y
    I see...
SIGN    My dream came true, and now I'm very happy.
[16:18] Y
    "My dream came true, and now I'm very happy."
[16:25] Gu
    That's why.
[16:27] Gu
    Ruriko-san's food was made with love.
[16:30] Gu
    She wanted those who ate her
    food to think it was delicious.
[16:35] Gu
    That pure desire made her every
    dish into a sign of her love.
[16:39] Gu
    But...
[16:40] Gi
    I gave you extra rice!
[16:52] Y
    There's no way to put love into that.
[17:02] Y
    It's like when I lived with my uncle.
[17:08] Y
    It feels... suffocating.
[17:14] Y
    Takenaka?
[17:17] Y
    What happened to your face?
[17:19] Y
    Were you hit?
[17:20] Gu
    It isn't your problem, suck-up!
[17:27] Y
    Takenaka...
[17:49] Y
    Um, Kaga-san, can I talk to you?
[17:55] Y
    It's about one of my classmates.
[18:07] Y
    Even still, my school life
    continued without a hitch.
[18:11] Y
    A so-called normal life, with no problems.
[18:17] Y
    But was this what I really wanted?
[18:22] Y
    Was this...
[18:26] Y
    What? What's going on?
[18:28] Gi
    The cops caught some drug dealers.
[18:32] Gu
    Let me go! I don't know anything!
[18:36] Gu
    That's...
[18:37] Gu
    Wasn't one of them a high schooler?
[18:39] Gu
    Seriously?
[18:41] Gu
    What an idiot...
[18:43] Y
    Takenaka!
SIGN    Joutou Business High School
[18:50] Gu
    I did hear rumors that he'd gotten
    involved with a bad crowd...
[18:55] Gu
    I saw them hanging out near the station.
[18:58] Gu
    Me, too.
[18:59] Gu
    I knew they were dangerous.
[19:01] Gu
    He was a normal guy from
    a normal family, right?
[19:05] Gu
    Those are the guys who go crazy, sometimes.
[19:11] Gu
    If I'd listened to him more,
[19:14] Gu
    would things have turned out differently?
[19:21] Gu
    He might have thought
    that I'd understand him.
[19:25] Gu
    That we were both people who
    couldn't get along with the rest.
[19:30] Gu
    So tell us how you really feel!
[19:33] Y
    But...
[19:37] Y
    You and your damned
    "I'm an adult" expression!
[19:41] Gu
    It isn't your problem, suck-up!
[19:45] Y
    But I let go of his hand.
[19:51] Y
    I couldn't understand him.
[19:54] Y
    I thought that he and I had different
    reasons for being alone.
[19:58] Y
    I didn't want him comparing my
    fears and complaints to his.
[20:24] Gu
    Not today, either?
[21:11] Gu
    I just wanted to talk.
    I wanted to see everyone.
[21:15] Gu
    For the first time in a while, I returned
    to the Yokai Apartments.
[21:22] Gu
    But...
[21:26] Gu
    I'm...
[21:32] Gu
    I'm on this side now, aren't I?
[23:10] ---
    Will I end up forgetting my dreamlike
    days at the Yokai Apartments someday?
[23:15] ---
    Oh, come on. Have some food and cheer up.
[23:18] ---
    You're... Wait, who are you again?
[23:20] ---
    I'm Sato! Sato!
[23:22] ---
    I'm not going to treat you,
    if you say things like that.
[23:24] ---
    I remember now!
[23:27] ---
    Next time on Elegant Yokai Apartment Life:
SIGN    Fifth Haunting A Place to Call Home
[23:30] ---
    A Place to Call Home.
[23:32] ---
    Sato-san! This oden is so good!
[23:34] ---
    Right?

5 - A Place to Call Home

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Happy New Year
[00:07] Y
    It's winter break.
[00:14] Y
    School and work...
[00:16] Y
    As I went from one to the other,
[00:19] Y
    the days passed quickly.
[00:25] Y
    Did the Yokai Apartments really exist?
[00:29] Y
    Did I really live there for six months?
[00:33] Y
    I thought those memories would
    become a part of me, eventually.
[00:39] Y
    But now, I can't believe it!
[00:43] Y
    Ryu-san!
SIGN    Fifth Haunting
    A Place to Call Home
SIGN    Joutou Business High School
[02:29] ---
    Hey, Tashiro,
[02:30] ---
    I listed the props we need for the
    English Club's end-of-year thing.
SIGN    Prop List
    
    1. Red hood
    2. Basket
    3. Apple (plastic) x3
    4. Wine bottle x1
    5. Bed
[02:35] ---
    Will this do it?
[02:38] Gi
    Seems fine.
[02:39] Y
    Take a closer look!
[02:41] Y
    We're the ones who'll have a hard
    time if anything is missing.
[02:44] Gi
    I know that!
[02:46] Gi
    And lately, you've been weird, Inaba.
[02:49] Gi
    Like you're forcing yourself
    to work harder...
[02:55] Y
    I've always been like this.
[02:58] Y
    Check that list carefully.
[03:05] Gi
    It's cold! Close the window!
[03:07] Gu
    Sorry, sorry!
[03:12] Gi
    Is something wrong?
[03:14] Y
    N-Nothing.
[03:20] Y
    Without realizing, I found
    myself looking for them.
[03:24] Y
    Shadows in the classroom corners.
[03:26] Y
    Tree branches waving in the wind.
[03:29] Y
    "Maybe the yokai are out there," I told myself.
[03:34] Y
    But I couldn't ever find them.
[03:37] R
    Because over time, nothing ever
    stays exactly the same.
[03:42] Y
    But is that really right?
[03:49] Y
    I'm home.
[03:51] Gu
    Welcome back.
[03:53] Y
    I'm home.
[03:59] Y
    I'm so hungry!
[04:01] Y
    Want to get some food, Kaga-san?
[04:04] Y
    I think they're serving tonkatsu today.
[04:06] Y
    I love that!
[04:09] Y
    What about you?
[04:11] Y
    When you eat meat, you feel powerful—
[04:13] Gu
    You're annoying!
[04:19] Gu
    I don't care what you eat.
[04:22] Gu
    And you shouldn't care what I like.
[04:25] Gu
    Or what?
[04:27] Gu
    Is this some kind of important,
    Earth-shaking news?
[04:31] Y
    N-No... I just wanted to talk—
[04:35] Gu
    I know that!
[04:36] Gu
    You look down on me, don't you?
[04:39] Gu
    You think I'm boring and don't
    know how to talk to others!
[04:42] Y
    No! I don't think that!
[04:46] Gu
    You really want to involve me in
    other people's worlds this way?!
[04:49] Gu
    Do you think you're special?
[04:58] y
    He got mad...
[04:59] gu
    What a weirdo.
[05:01] gu
    Leave him alone.
[05:03] gu
    Best to let sleeping dogs lie.
[05:05] Y
    B-But...
[05:12] Y
    And so, the days passed,
[05:15] Y
    whether I wanted them to or not.
[05:25] Y
    Joy... Sadness...
[05:29] Y
    All of it recedes into the past
[05:32] Y
    and becomes a memory.
[05:47] Y
    And the more fun the memory,
    the more vague it is.
[05:52] Y
    And the sooner it slips through your fingers.
[05:57] Y
    This...
[05:59] Y
    This is the normal life I wanted, right?
[06:05] Gi
    I'm heading back now.
[06:06] Gi
    What's for dinner today?
[06:07] Gu
    No, I'll pass today.
[06:09] Gu
    If I don't eat at home today,
    my wife will divorce me!
[06:13] Gu
    Anyway, the drinks there are so good...
[06:16] Gu
    I'm in love!
[06:18] Gi
    Really, boss?
[06:20] Gu
    Of course. You'll love it.
[06:22] Gu
    Drink all you want!
[06:25] Gi
    You're the best, boss.
[06:28] Y
    S-Sato-san!
[06:34] Gu
    Yushi-kun...
[06:35] Gu
    How have you been?
[06:37] Gu
    How's the new dorm?
[06:39] Gu
    Being in a brand-new building must be nice!
[06:41] Gu
    Did you go skiing over winter break?
[06:44] Gu
    Everyone at the apartments is fine.
[06:47] Gu
    They're always wondering about you.
[06:51] Gu
    You never contact us at all.
[06:54] Gu
    I keep saying there's nothing
    to worry about, but...
[06:59] Y
    It really wasn't a dream.
[07:02] Y
    That apartment building...
[07:05] Y
    Everyone...
[07:08] Gu
    Why don't we get some food, Yushi-kun?
[07:10] Gu
    I know a great Japanese place.
[07:14] Gu
    Okay, here it is!
[07:16] Gu
    The oden here is so good.
[07:18] Gu
    I could eat a whole plate of the tofu.
[07:21] Gu
    Oh, ma'am...
[07:22] Gu
    I'll take the sashimi plate
    and kabayaki unagi.
[07:25] Gu
    Some mixed vegetables and
    yakitori with sauce.
[07:28] Gu
    And a rice bowl, like always.
[07:31] Gi
    Thank you very much.
[07:33] Gu
    Eat up, Yushi-kun!
[07:35] ---
    Right.
[07:42] Y
    I-It's great!
[07:43] Gu
    Isn't it?
[07:44] Gu
    She's almost as good as Ruriko-chan, right?
[07:47] Y
    But is ditching those people
    from your company okay?
[07:52] Gu
    It's fine!
SIGN    Sorry. Catch you next time!
[07:53] Gu
    They trust me!
SIGN    You'd better.
[07:56] Gu
    I've worked for Soir Cosmetics
    for twenty years.
[07:59] Gu
    And all the girls love me, the #1
    nice middle-management guy!
[08:03] Gi
    Section Chief!
[08:04] Gu
    They call me "Silver-Haired Sato."
[08:08] Y
    Nice middle-management guy?
[08:11] Gu
    Ma'am, I'll take another beer.
[08:13] gi
    Thank you. Coming right up.
[08:16] Y
    Sato-san's a yokai,
[08:19] Y
    but for years, he's worked
    at a human company.
[08:23] Y
    Actually, he's been living with
    humans for centuries.
[08:30] Y
    He works at a company for years,
[08:33] Y
    leaves, and goes to another one.
[08:39] Y
    He works pretty hard
[08:40] Y
    and has a pretty nice life.
[08:43] Y
    He has a good, steady job,
    and lives a quiet life.
[08:48] Y
    That, he says, is his image
    of the ideal human.
[08:53] Y
    Hey, Sato-san...
[08:56] Y
    Why do you live as a human?
[09:05] Gu
    I wanted to be born as a human.
[09:11] Gu
    Humans have limited lifespans, don't they?
[09:14] Gu
    The way they live as hard as they
    can in that time is so beautiful.
[09:18] Gu
    I've always loved it.
[09:21] ---
    My end's going to come eventually, right?
[09:24] Gu
    When that time comes, I want
    a girl who will live as a human.
[09:28] Gu
    Then I'll marry her, we'll have
    a child together, and grow old.
[09:33] Gu
    I think that'd be so nice!
[09:37] Gu
    Aren't humans great, Yushi-kun?
[09:44] ---
    Yushi-kun?
[09:46] Y
    Humans aren't that great...
[09:50] Y
    I appreciate that you feel that way.
    But we aren't like you think.
[09:54] Gu
    Did something happen?
[09:57] Y
    Bad things... A lot of them...
[10:01] Y
    And I couldn't do anything!
[10:04] Y
    I'm not worthy of hearing you
    say those things about us!
[10:10] Y
    I couldn't save Takenaka...
    And I can't befriend Kaga-san.
[10:19] Gu
    Then, just change.
[10:23] Y
    Change?
[10:24] Gu
    I've changed!
[10:27] Gu
    Otherwise, I wouldn't last at the company.
[10:29] Gu
    We yokai live a long time, so I know this.
[10:33] Gu
    Sure, this might be a bad time for anyone,
[10:36] Gu
    but better days will come.
[10:38] Gu
    And it's kids like you who
    form the next generation.
[10:46] Gu
    Even your bad and ugly
    parts are still human.
[10:51] Gu
    You can't just cut those parts off.
[10:54] Gu
    However,
[10:55] Gu
    you can change them.
[10:59] Gu
    So you need to look to the future.
[11:02] y
    The future...
[11:03] Gu
    That's right. Your dreams.
[11:05] Gu
    In your finite time, the possibilities are limitless!
[11:09] Gu
    And once you start dreaming,
    you need to go forward.
[11:13] Gu
    And to do that, it's okay
    to get a little greedy.
[11:16] Gu
    As a human, isn't that your right?
[11:21] Y
    Ryu-san once said the same thing to me.
[11:25] Gu
    Huh?!
[11:26] Gu
    And I was so sure I sounded cool!
[11:29] Gu
    He's human, but he's lived
    a long time, you know...
[11:33] Gu
    Jeez!
[11:36] Y
    Um...
[11:37] Gu
    Ma'am, I'll take a beer!
[11:38] Y
    How is Ryu-san, anyway?
[11:38] Gi
    Right, coming!
[11:46] Y
    Tell me!
[11:49] Y
    Sato-san!
[11:54] Gi
    Hey, Mizuki, what's Inaba-kun
    been up to lately?
[11:59] Gi
    He stopped coming over.
[12:01] Gu
    Who cares?
[12:04] Gu
    Leave him alone.
[12:05] Gu
    He's busy with high school.
[12:08] Gi
    It feels kind of lonely.
[12:11] Gu
    When his parents died, he stopped
    showing any vulnerability.
[12:17] Gu
    It's always felt like he was
    holding something in.
[12:21] Gu
    Once he decides to do something,
    he never changes his mind.
[12:26] Gu
    But would it kill him to ask
    me for help, just once?
[12:30] Gu
    As a man, part of being a friend
    is watching over them.
[12:33] Gu
    Dad!
[12:34] Gu
    Yushi is at a crossroads now.
[12:37] Gu
    He's looking for the place he belongs.
[12:39] Gu
    For now, believe in him and wait.
[12:43] Gu
    Yeah.
[12:45] Gu
    Nothing. Don't worry about it.
[12:47] Gu
    Mizuki was crying and saying he
    wanted you to visit more often!
[12:51] Gu
    That's right...
[12:53] Gu
    He's so spoiled, unlike you!
[12:55] Gu
    Who are you talking to?
[12:58] Gu
    Yushi-kun!
[13:01] Gu
    Put me on, now!
[13:06] Gu
    Inaba!
[13:14] Y
    Hey!
[13:19] Y
    Ow.
[13:20] Y
    What?
[13:35] Y
    And so, get this...
[13:37] Y
    At the very end, Tashiro screws up.
[13:40] Y
    Oh, Tashiro's this girl in my club.
[13:43] Y
    So the serious scene is ruined,
    and everyone starts laughing.
[13:47] Y
    I ended up laughing, too!
[13:49] Y
    Jeez, what's that girl's problem, you know?
[13:53] Gu
    Looks like you're better than expected.
[13:57] Y
    I talked to someone who's
    lived a lot longer than me,
[13:59] Y
    and I feel better now, I guess.
[14:02] Y
    And since it's been forever,
    I wanted to talk to you, too.
[14:09] Y
    Seeing people face-to-face and
    talking is important, right?
[14:13] Gu
    Yeah.
[14:15] Gu
    You won't find any answers
    just sitting by yourself.
[14:18] Gu
    Because they have different values,
     some people won't debate others.
[14:23] Gu
    That means they don't want to hear
    any ideas which aren't theirs, right?
[14:28] Gu
    But that isn't good enough.
[14:32] Gu
    Values only have
[14:33] Gu
    meaning as values after you compare
    them to someone else's.
[14:38] Gu
    That's why you have to meet lots of
    people and hear lots of opinions.
[14:42] Y
    Come to think of it,
[14:43] Y
    so many different people, almost too
    different, were at the Yokai Apartments.
[14:48] Y
    Hase, you really are smart.
[14:51] Gu
    Of course.
[14:53] Y
    Are you still bossing people
    around at school?
[14:56] Gu
    Of course!
[14:58] Gu
    Connections are the most
    important thing in life!
[15:01] y
    I... I see.
[15:04] Gu
    Just wait...
[15:05] Gu
    Someday, I'll be better than my dad.
[15:08] Gu
    No, I need to show my older
    sister who's boss, first.
[15:16] Gu
    And for that, I need people by my
    side who can get things done.
[15:19] Gu
    So, a guy I can count on is
    at the next school over.
[15:23] Gu
    First, I'll get him on my side.
[15:27] Y
    You haven't changed a bit, huh?
[15:31] Y
    Bye.
[15:33] Y
    I had fun today.
[15:35] Gu
    Same here.
[15:37] Gu
    Bye.
[15:40] Gu
    Write more letters.
[15:42] Gu
    I'll be waiting.
[15:45] Y
    Okay.
[16:02] Gu
    See you.
[16:04] Y
    I knew Hase wouldn't change.
[16:07] Y
    He always thinks his own thoughts
    and walks on his own two feet,
[16:12] Y
    heading toward the future of his dreams.
[16:19] Y
    Then, what about me?
[16:24] Gu
    Inaba, are you in?
[16:27] Y
    Yeah.
[16:28] Gu
    You've got a visitor.
[16:33] Y
    Who wants to see me?
[16:37] Y
    Eri-chan?
[16:42] Y
    It's been a while.
[16:43] Y
    What's wrong?
[16:45] Gi
    You didn't show up once.
    Not for Obon or New Year's.
[16:50] Gi
    Are you never coming back?
[16:52] Y
    Coming back?
[16:54] Y
    I went to the Obon service.
[16:58] Gi
    Did you put on weight?
[17:01] Y
    I've been working so much.
[17:03] Y
    I was hoping you'd say I'd put on muscle.
[17:17] Y
    What's wrong?
[17:18] Y
    Did I do something to make her mad?
[17:21] Gi
    This...
[17:23] Gi
    The postcard you sent.
[17:25] Gi
    The first one after you left.
[17:30] Gi
    "I'm doing well.
[17:33] Gi
    All the people at the building
    are interesting.
[17:37] Gi
    The chef is really good, and I'm happy.
[17:42] Gi
    School is fun, too.
[17:44] Gi
    I joined the English Conversation Club."
[17:48] Gi
    This is good writing.
[17:50] Y
    I-It is?
[17:53] Gi
    When I read this, I thought to
    myself, for the first time...
[17:59] Gi
    "I guess even Yushi can have fun sometimes."
[18:06] Gi
    I knew that you were always keeping
    your feelings bottled up inside.
[18:12] Gi
    That you kept us out of your problems.
[18:18] Gi
    But I said to myself, "So what?
[18:22] Gi
    I have my own problems I'm keeping in."
[18:26] Y
    Yeah.
[18:27] Gi
    It wasn't that I didn't like you.
[18:31] Gi
    I just didn't want to live with you.
[18:35] Y
    Yeah.
[18:37] Gi
    When you left
[18:39] Gi
    and sounded so happy,
[18:42] Gi
    I realized how miserable you
    must've been with us...
[18:47] Gi
    And when I thought
[18:50] Gi
    that you'd never come home
    for summer break or New Year's...
[18:58] Gi
    When I thought that, I...
[19:05] Gi
    I'm sorry! I'm so sorry, Yushi-kun!
[19:08] Gi
    I'm sorry!
[19:23] Y
    It felt like all the filth was being
    cleansed from my heart.
[19:27] Y
    The old barrier between us
[19:29] Y
    disappeared, like it had never been.
[19:33] Y
    But would my old self have been able
    to accept Eriko's apology like this?
[19:55] Y
    I want to learn more about
    who I am, as a human.
[20:00] Y
    I want to improve myself!
[20:08] Y
    So...
[20:11] Y
    One more time!
[20:28] Y
    Thank you for everything!
[20:38] Y
    A ten-minute walk from
    Takanodai Higashi Station.
[20:42] Y
    A 3-square-meter room with wooden floors
    and a 10-square-meter Japanese-style room.
[20:45] Y
    Southern exposure.
[20:47] Y
    The toilet and bath are shared,
    but it comes with food.
[20:51] Y
    The building's name is Kotobuki-so.
[20:55] Y
    Also known as
[20:59] Y
    the Yokai Apartments!
[21:02] Gi
    Welcome back.
[21:08] Y
    Hanako-san?
[21:23] Gu
    Welcome back!
[21:29] T
    I'm home!
[23:11] T
    Ruriko-san's cooking really is the best!
[23:14] T
    I'm so glad to be back at
    the Yokai Apartments!
[23:16] T
    Master, I'm happy to meet you, as well!
[23:19] T
    I see! I see!
[23:21] T
    Wait, who are you?
[23:23] T
    Wait till next episode to find out...
[23:26] T
    Next time on Elegant Yokai Apartment Life:
SIGN    Petit Hierozoicon.
SIGN    Sixth Haunting Petit Hierozoicon
[23:31] ---
    Petit?
[23:32] ---
    I bet that's another weird one...
[23:34] ---
    "Ha," I say!

6 - Petit Hierozoicon

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[00:02] ---
    Chirp, chirp, chirp. Chirpity-chirp.
[00:06] Gu
    Good morning!
[00:07] Gu
    Looks like you overslept again, huh?
[00:09] Gu
    Did you get enough sleep?
[00:11] Y
    Yeah.
[00:12] Y
    I'm...
[00:13] Y
    Suzuki-san, good morning.
[00:16] Y
    I...
[00:18] Gi
    Good morning, Yushi-kun!
[00:20] All
    Good morning!
[00:22] Y
    I'm really back!
[00:27] Y
    Good morning!
[00:30] Gi
    Tempura soba! And such pretty temari sushi!
[00:35] R
    And the sauce for
    the ankake soba is just perfect!
[00:40] Y
    The squid and spring vegetable
    tempura is good, too!
[00:42] Y
    It's nice and crispy!
[00:48] Gu
    Da...
[00:50] Gu
    Da...
[00:51] Gu
    Da...
[00:53] Gu
    Da?
[00:54] Gu
    Da smell of dashi broth!
[00:56] Gu
    Soba! Sushi! Japanese food!
[01:01] R
    Oh, Furuhonya-san! Welcome back.
SIGN    Sixth Haunting
    Petit Hierozoicon
[02:38] Gu
    It's so good!
[02:40] Gu
    I love it!
[02:43] R
    Furuhonya-san lives here.
[02:46] R
    He hasn't been back for a year or so, though.
[02:50] Gu
    You're the best, Ruriko-chan! The best!
[02:52] Gu
    You really are the best chef!
[02:54] Gu
    How I've missed you this past year and a half!
[02:57] Gu
    This rice, these pickled vegetables,
    they're the best!
[03:00] Gu
    But where have you been that
    you ended up like that?
[03:03] Y
    He's ready to drink already.
[03:05] Gu
    I've been journeying from
    Africa to the Middle East.
[03:07] Gu
    And all over the countryside, too.
[03:09] Gu
    There wasn't even anything
    I could stand to eat,
[03:11] Gu
    let alone Japanese food.
[03:13] Y
    Furuhonya, do you sell old books?
[03:17] Gu
    That's right.
[03:18] Gu
    I was looking for a book of
    spells called The Black Mary
[03:21] Gu
    that's a mix of early Christianity
    and African folk religion.
[03:25] Gu
    I never did find it, though.
[03:28] ---
    I see...
[03:29] Gu
    But I did find a lot of interesting stuff,
[03:32] Gu
    like the Dead Sea Scrolls,
    The Book of Adventures,
[03:34] Gu
    and The Book of the Multiverse.
[03:36] Y
    Those are all extremely
    famous magical books...
[03:41] Y
    I don't know if I believe they exist.
[03:43] Gu
    Well, they're things you could
    never get via normal methods!
[03:47] Y
    Another shady guy...
[03:52] Gu
    I do love Japanese tea.
[03:56] Gu
    So who are you?
[03:58] Y
    So late!
[03:59] Gu
    Oh, you're new here, huh?
[04:01] Gu
    Sorry, sorry.
[04:04] R
    Yushi-kun loves books, too.
[04:06] R
    I bet you'll get along, huh?
[04:08] ---
    Right...
[04:09] Gu
    Want to see?
[04:12] ---
    
[04:13] Gu
    Amazing, right?
[04:15] Gu
    For example, the Voynich manuscript.
    One of the rarest books of them all.
[04:19] Gu
    In the year 1912,
[04:21] Gu
    a bookseller named Voynich found a manuscript
    in a certain temple and copied it into this.
[04:26] Gu
    It's said that Roger Bacon wrote the
    manuscript in the 13th century,
[04:30] Gu
    but it contains drawings of sunflowers,
[04:32] Gu
    which should have only become known
    to Europe in the 15th century,
[04:36] Gu
    illustrations of sperm and ovum,
    concepts which didn't even exist yet,
[04:39] Gu
    as well as a drawing of
    the Andromeda Galaxy!
[04:43] Gu
    Well? Amazing, huh?
[04:46] R
    It's the original Venus in Furs!
[04:48] Gu
    You've got The 120 Days of Sodom, too!
[04:51] Gu
    Hey, if you're not buying,
    then put them back!
[04:54] Y
    I think there's a limit to how many
    books you can fit in a trunk.
[04:58] Y
    Is there some kind of trick to it?
[05:10] A
    That feels strange.
[05:12] A
    Did something unusual get mixed in with them?
[05:14] Y
    Strange?
[05:15] A
    It's easy for people's emotions
    to gather in books.
[05:17] A
    They're collections of words with will.
[05:20] A
    Especially magic books.
[05:22] A
    And used books are ones
     that were, well, used, so...
[05:31] A
    This is it!
[05:33] A
    What's this, Furuhonya-san?
[05:36] Gu
    Hmm, what was that again?
[05:38] Gu
    Somebody at a flea market gave
    it to me for free as a bonus.
[05:41] Gu
    It didn't feel dangerous.
[05:48] Y
    Is it an artbook of tarot cards?
[05:51] A
    The names are weird, right?
[05:53] A
    For instance, card 1 in
    tarot is the Magician, right?
[05:57] A
    This picture is the Magician,
[06:00] A
    but I can't read the name on the card.
[06:03] Y
    What is that?
[06:05] Y
    A code? Ancient script?
[06:07] Gu
    I've never seen it, either.
[06:10] A
    Furuhonya-san, this book is probably...
[06:14] A
    Sealed.
[06:16] Gu
    Sealed?
[06:17] A
    It has some power, but that power has
    been locked away so it can't be used.
[06:22] A
    That's why we can't read
    the names of the pictures.
[06:25] Gu
    So I got lucky, huh?
[06:27] Gu
    A real magic book!
[06:28] Y
    A magic book?
[06:30] Gu
    Thanks, Akine-chan.
[06:32] Gu
    I owe your sensors big time!
[06:34] Y
    What will you do with it?
[06:36] Gu
    Books like this can be tricky to handle,
[06:39] Gu
    but collectors will pay a ton for them.
[06:41] Y
    I should've figured.
[06:45] A
    Yup.
[06:47] A
    So I'll see if it's safe for you.
[06:50] A
    I'll have master take a look at it before
    I tell you if it's safe to sell.
[06:54] Gu
    What? No...
[06:55] A
    You don't want to have to deal
    with some weird power, right?
[06:58] Y
    A magic book, huh?
[06:59] Y
    So they really exist.
[07:01] A
    Okay, I'm off to work!
[07:03] Gu
    In England, parapsychology is
    a recognized field of study.
[07:07] Gu
    Not only is "magician" a real job there,
[07:10] Gu
    but it has its own status.
[07:12] Gu
    So sometimes it's actually harder
    to have things printed there,
[07:14] Gu
    and so they're brought
    to Japan or published here.
[07:17] Gu
    This book, written by a real
    man named Aleister Crowley,
[07:21] Gu
    is one example.
[07:22] Gu
    But still, there were all
    kinds of problems with it,
[07:24] Gu
    and it caused a big fuss.
[07:28] Gu
    Reimei-san, you know what I mean, right?
[07:30] Gu
    You deal with words for a living.
[07:32] R
    That's right.
[07:33] R
    Sometimes I put words down on a page and
    they turn into something different.
[07:38] Y
    Something different?
[07:40] R
    The printed word is a tricky thing.
[07:42] R
    More than images or sculptures.
[07:45] R
    For example, the Venus de Milo.
[07:48] R
    Some people say that if
    it had both its arms,
[07:51] R
    it wouldn't be as famous as it is today.
[07:55] R
    That's because your imagination can fill in
    what the missing arms might have looked like.
[08:00] R
    The printed word gives you the biggest
    opportunity to use your imagination, right?
[08:05] R
    That's where we get the word
    "kotodama," or a word of power.
[08:10] Y
    That's right.
[08:12] Y
    When I wasn't fitting
    in at my uncle's house,
[08:15] Y
    my one source of entertainment was words.
[08:18] Y
    They could take me anywhere.
[08:21] Y
    I could be anyone.
[08:24] Y
    There are probably a lot of people who see
[08:27] Y
    the demon-summoning rituals in
    this book and actually try them.
[08:32] Y
    Maybe some of them even succeed.
[08:37] gu
    That's what makes books scary.
[08:40] gu
    They become a catalyst to amplify
    humanity's latent abilities.
[08:45] Y
    Is that what Akine-chan meant by
    emotions building up in them?
[08:57] Gu
    Let's drink!
[08:58] Y
    These people...
[09:00] Y
    Well, magic books have
    nothing to do with me.
[09:12] Y
    This is paradise.
[09:14] Gu
    This apartment is the best!
[09:16] Y
    Yeah, I missed it, too.
[09:18] Y
    I was gone for six months.
[09:21] Gu
    Why did you come back?
[09:25] Y
    Because...
[09:28] Y
    I was lonely.
[09:32] Y
    No, what am I saying?
[09:39] Gu
    It's fun here, ain't it?
[09:42] Y
    Yeah!
[09:45] Gi
    Hey, what are you talking about?
[09:47] Gi
    Let me join!
[09:49] Y
    Mariko-san, this is the men's bath!
[09:52] Gi
    This one's bigger, though!
[09:56] Gu
    Mariko-chan hasn't changed a bit huh?
[09:58] Y
    That was a little too much fanservice.
[10:00] Y
    She's a ghost. She's not
    supposed to be that visible.
[10:05] Gu
    Ryu-san doesn't mind.
[10:08] R
    She's not actually physically there, though.
[10:10] gu
    That's what he said.
[10:11] Y
    Wow.
[10:13] Gu
    Okay, night!
[10:18] Y
    I'm tired.
[10:21] Y
    What a long day.
[10:25] Y
    But...
[10:27] Y
    I feel good.
[10:29] Y
    I'm going to hang out with Hase tomorrow.
[10:32] Y
    He'll be happy I came back.
[10:36] Y
    Someday, I want to invite him here.
[10:39] Y
    What will he think?
[10:41] Y
    Of course, he'll be surprised.
[10:43] Y
    But I'm sure...
[11:03] Gu
    Good evening.
[11:09] Y
    Huh?
[11:10] Y
    I thought I was asleep.
[11:18] Gu
    It's an honor to meet you, master.
[11:33] Gu
    My name is Fool.
[11:35] Gu
    It's a pleasure to meet you!
[11:37] ---
    
[11:38] Gu
    After such a long long journey,
    we have finally met a master,
[11:43] Gu
    and we are so very happy!
[11:45] Gu
    I hope this is the start of a long—
    don't go to sleep, master!
[11:48] Y
    Quiet. I'm tired.
[11:51] Y
    If you want to play, go visit someone else!
[11:54] Gu
    Wait!
[11:55] Gu
    This is the time of day
    when your channel opened!
[11:59] Gu
    Please, listen to me, master!
[12:02] Y
    Who's your master?
[12:05] Gu
    You are, Yushi-sama.
[12:11] Y
    I see.
[12:12] Y
    This is a dream, huh?
[12:14] Y
    I guess that's okay, then.
[12:16] Y
    Sure thing.
[12:18] Y
    Let's hear you out.
[12:19] Gu
    Thank you.
[12:21] Gu
    First, behold!
[12:25] Y
    This is the book of tarot card
    drawings that Furuhonya had, right?
[12:29] Gu
    Indeed!
[12:30] Gu
    This is me.
[12:33] Y
    Yeah, it does say "Fool."
[12:36] Y
    I can read the names of the cards now.
[12:39] Y
    Wh-What?
[12:41] Gu
    Congratulations!
[12:43] Gu
    The seal on the book has now
    been successfully broken.
[12:47] Gu
    You have indeed been
    recognized as our master.
[12:52] Y
    The seal was broken?
[12:54] Gu
    There is a great book of magic in
    this world called the Hierozoicon.
[12:59] Gu
    It contains 78 monsters that a great mage
[13:01] Gu
    summoned from another dimension
    and sealed within.
[13:04] Gu
    Its master can summon them
    at will and control them.
[13:09] Gu
    And this is a lesser version of it.
[13:12] Gu
    A magical book which contains 22 monsters.
[13:16] Gu
    The Petit Hierozoicon!
[13:19] Y
    The Petit Hierozoicon, huh?
[13:21] Y
    I see.
[13:23] Y
    Twenty-two means that they're modeled
    after the tarot's Major Arcana.
[13:28] Y
    So this is a parody
    in two senses of the word.
[13:30] Gu
    The creator of this book
    has left this world.
[13:34] Gu
    He sealed us away until
    our next master appeared.
[13:38] Gu
    For many years, we passed
    from one hand to the next.
[13:43] Gu
    But at last, we have found you!
[13:46] Gu
    Our new master, Inaba Yushi-sama!
[13:49] Gu
    Give us any order you like.
[13:51] Y
    Order?
[13:53] Y
    But I'm just a high school student.
[13:55] Y
    Wait, this is stupid.
[13:56] Y
    This is just a dream.
[13:58] Y
    Why take it seriously?
[14:00] Y
    Fool, you're basically
    like Ryu-san's familiars?
[14:05] Gu
    Indeed, we are similar.
[14:09] Gu
    By the way, I am Niyurius,
    or number 0, Fool.
[14:12] Gu
    Your guide to this book,
[14:13] Gu
    and the negotiator between
    you and the monsters.
[14:17] Y
    I see.
[14:18] Y
    So what I don't know I ask you, right?
[14:20] gu
    Yes, anything.
[14:22] Y
    Okay, I'll try it.
[14:25] Y
    Jin, the Magician!
[14:29] Gu
    Jin!
[14:30] Gu
    The omnipotent spirit!
    Like the genie in Aladdin's lamp!
[14:35] Y
    Aladdin?
[14:36] Y
    The one who grants any wish?
[14:43] Y
    W-Wow!
[14:45] gu
    Give him any order you like, master.
[14:48] gu
    We exist to fulfill your wishes.
[14:53] Y
    Um... um...
[14:57] Y
    Okay. Money!
[15:00] Y
    Money you can use in Japan!
[15:19] Y
    That's all?
[15:20] Gu
    We are petit, after all,
[15:22] Gu
    so Jin lacks stamina.
[15:24] Gu
    You can't use him for a while.
[15:26] Gu
    Master?
[15:28] Y
    Okay, I'll try this one next.
[15:31] Y
    High Priestess Sylph!
[15:32] Gu
    Sylph!
[15:34] Gu
    The spirit of the wind!
[15:42] Y
    I guess I'll try the Hermit next.
[15:47] Gu
    Chokmah!
[15:48] Gu
    A clan of gods of knowledge,
    who serve Minerva, the goddess of wisdom!
[15:51] Gu
    He knows all the wisdom of this world!
[15:59] Gu
    Old man, wake up!
[16:01] Gu
    We have a new master to serve!
[16:04] Gu
    Are you serving dinner now?
[16:06] Gu
    You already ate!
[16:08] Gu
    Snap out of it!
[16:09] Gu
    I'm hungry.
[16:12] Gu
    You always forget so quickly.
[16:14] Y
    S'okay, old man. Go back.
[16:19] Y
    The guy who made this was
    quite the prankster, huh?
[16:22] Gu
    Aw, you're flattering me.
[16:24] Y
    Nope.
[16:27] Y
    I guess this'll be the last one.
[16:29] Y
    The Hanged Man.
[16:30] Y
    Cait Sith.
[16:33] Gu
    Cait Sith!
[16:35] Gu
    A clan of cat kings!
[16:36] Gu
    Known for wearing boots!
[16:43] Y
    He's so unmotivated.
[16:45] Gu
    It's gonna rain tomorrow.
[16:49] Gu
    A girl will reject you tomorrow.
[16:52] Gu
    Cait Sith, how can you talk
    to our master like that?!
[16:56] Y
    Okay, it's my bedtime.
[16:56] Gu
    You can't talk like that!
[16:57] Y
    Talk to you tomorrow.
[16:59] Gu
    Understood!
[17:05] Gu
    That's creepy.
[17:07] Y
    I had the weirdest dream last night.
[17:09] Gu
    Stop it.
[17:11] Gu
    Why are you talking about dreams?
[17:13] Y
    Don't say that.
[17:14] Y
    It's a pretty neat story.
[17:17] Gu
    That stuff's boring.
[17:18] Gu
    The real world's way more interesting.
[17:21] Y
    But...
[17:24] Gu
    Idiot!
[17:26] Gu
    Screw you, jerk!
[17:28] Gu
    Come on, we placed our order!
[17:30] Gi
    B-But the fountain drinks are only available
    to customers who ordered from them...
[17:37] Gu
    Any proof we shared drinks?
[17:41] Gu
    Also, this is the non-smoking section...
[17:44] Gu
    Jeez, you find people like that everywhere.
[17:48] Gu
    This place is crap.
[17:49] Gu
    Let's leave.
[17:50] Gu
    We're customers!
[17:52] Y
    I guess we should leave, too.
[17:53] Gu
    It spoiled the meal.
[17:55] Y
    Yeah.
SIGN    Total
[17:56] Gi
    Thank you!
[17:58] Y
    Hey, Hase.
[18:00] Y
    What I was saying before...
[18:02] Gu
    Oh? Just forget that dream.
[18:04] Y
    No, not that dream.
[18:07] Y
    It's a real thing that seems like a dream.
[18:11] Y
    I went back to the apartment, right?
[18:14] Gu
    That's great.
[18:16] Gu
    You feel a lot more relaxed than before.
[18:19] Gu
    I'm sure that must be a
    place where you can relax.
[18:23] Y
    Yeah.
[18:24] Y
    That's right.
[18:26] Y
    The apartment is like a dream for me.
[18:29] Y
    So I want you to see it, too.
[18:34] Y
    Hase?
[18:38] Gu
    What are you looking at?
[18:39] Gu
    You wanna fight, kid?
[18:41] Gu
    You're in the way.
[18:42] Gu
    Move.
[18:44] Gu
    Don't tell us what to do, kid.
[18:46] Gu
    They told you at school to
    respect your superiors, right?
[18:52] Gu
    Superiors?
[18:54] Gu
    By superiors, do you mean you?
[18:56] Gu
    Of course, damn it!
[19:00] Gu
    I refuse to accept someone as an adult
    simply because they've gotten older.
[19:05] Gu
    Let's go, Inaba.
[19:07] Y
    Yeah.
[19:09] Gu
    Hey, asshole!
[19:17] Y
    Idiots.
[19:18] Y
    That's what happens when
    you pick a fight with Hase.
[19:26] Gu
    Wait, damn it!
[19:27] Gu
    You'll pay, you damn kids!
[19:29] Y
    They chased us?
[19:32] Gu
    What a pain.
[19:34] Gu
    Let's run!
[19:41] Y
    What is this place?
[19:43] Y
    A construction site?
[19:45] Gu
    A dead end, huh?
[19:48] Y
    They're here already.
[19:50] Gu
    Over there.
[19:56] Gu
    Inaba, you seal the exit.
[19:58] Y
    You're a 4th-degree black belt in aikido.
    One hit and they'll get scared, right?
[20:02] Gu
    If they've got any brains
    to get scared with, sure.
[20:05] Y
    What do you mean?
[20:07] Gu
    Even brawls have rules.
[20:09] Gu
    Usually it's over when both sides
    see how good the other is.
[20:13] Gu
    But lately, it's all people
    who've never been in a fight.
[20:18] Gu
    So they can't hold back when
    it comes to pain and fear.
[20:21] Gu
    What could have been resolved with one punch
    ends with them beating someone to death.
[20:26] Gu
    It's especially that way
    for people in gangs.
[20:28] Gu
    The word "mass hysteria" exists because nobody
    knows what people in a group might do.
[20:33] Y
    Seriously?
[20:35] Gu
    Come out, brats!
[20:39] Y
    Fine...
[20:40] Y
    Be ready.
[20:44] gu
    You seem to be in trouble.
[20:47] Y
    I sure am.
[20:50] Y
    What a pleasant afternoon, master.
[20:55] Gu
    Huh?
[20:56] Y
    Fool?
[20:57] Y
    I'm not dreaming now, am I?
[20:59] Gu
    It's no dream, master!
[21:02] Gu
    You released us from our seal last night
    and made us your servants!
[21:07] Y
    It wasn't a dream?
[21:09] Y
    And you mean I'm the master
    of all those useless spirits?
[21:13] Gu
    Useless, eh? Harsh!
[21:16] Gu
    Well, some of them can
    be rather lazy, but...
[21:18] Y
    They were totally useless.
[21:21] Y
    A blind old man? A 500 yen genie?
[21:24] Gu
    Inaba...
[21:25] Y
    Shut up! I'm busy.
[21:31] Gu
    What is that?
[21:35] Y
    Hase...
[21:36] Gu
    To be continued in the next episode!
SIGN    What do I do? What do I do?
SIGN    Those thugs are seriously mad!
SIGN    Forget that. What's this weird Fool thing?
SIGN    Wah-wah! They're almost here! We're in terrible danger!
SIGN    You're doing that deliberately, aren't you?
SIGN    You saw through it, huh?
SIGN    Next time on Elegant Yokai Apartment Life:
    "I'm in Training."
SIGN    Seventh Haunting I'm in Training
[23:31] Gu
    Inaba, don't hide things from me.
[23:34] Gu
    Hase...

7 - I'm in Training

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[00:02] M
    What is that?
[00:04] M
    A robot?
[00:05] F
    It's an honor to meet you.
[00:07] H
    Hey, stop!
[00:09] F
    I am the guide to the Petit Hierozoicon,
[00:13] F
    and a loyal servant of Yushi-sama...
[00:15] F
    The Niyurius Fool.
[00:18] F
    It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
[00:21] Y
    Well, um, this is...
[00:24] Y
    It has to do with the dream I
    was going to tell you about.
[00:28] Y
    I thought this book was a dream, but it wasn't.
[00:33] Y
    Supposedly, it has spirits
    sealed inside, and...
[00:38] F
    Indeed!
[00:39] F
    Yushi-sama is the master
    of all twenty-two of us!
[00:43] Y
    Shut up! Seriously, just be quiet!
[00:46] F
    So, Yushi-sama, who might this be?
[00:50] Y
    I said, "Shut up!"
[00:52] H{
    Calm down, Inaba.
[00:55] H{
    Tell me what's going on!
[00:57] Y
    H-Hase...
SIGN    Seventh Haunting
    I'm in Training!
[02:41] Gu
    Open up!
[02:43] Y
    This isn't the time!
[02:43] Gu
    Or you'll regret it!
[02:45] Y
    Fool, do you have anyone who could be useful?
[02:48] F
    Indeed.
[02:50] Y
    How about this one? The Devil, Cerberus!
[02:53] F
    Cerberus, the man-eating wolf of Hell!
[03:08] F
    However, he's still a pup.
[03:11] F
    He will be grown in another 200 years.
[03:13] Y
    I can't wait that long!
[03:15] Y
    Then how about him?
[03:17] Y
    The Chariot, Hippogriff!
[03:20] F
    Hippogriff, the black griffin!
[03:27] F
    Steed of the gods, he can travel a
    thousand leagues in an instant.
[03:30] Y
    Yes... We can ride it to safety—
[03:36] Y
    Huh?
[03:38] F
    Well, he is the gods' steed.
[03:41] F
    Thus, he is proud, and you must
    know the trick to riding him.
[03:44] Y
    He's useless!
[03:48] Y
    Damn it...
[03:49] Y
    What else is there? How about Strength?
[03:52] H
    Inaba, you said many spirits
    are in here, right?
[03:57] Y
    Y-Yeah...
[03:58] H
    So perhaps...
[04:00] H
    Inaba, water. A water spirit.
[04:03] H
    Okay.
[04:04] H
    The Empress, Merower!
[04:10] F
    Merower, the water spirit.
[04:13] Y
    Okay! Wash them away!
[04:18] F
    She still has—
[04:20] Y
    I knew it!
[04:21] H
    No, this is good enough.
[04:29] Gu
    Now you're gonna pay, you bastards!
[04:32] Gu
    You can't get away.
[04:34] H
    Got it, Inaba?
[04:35] Y
    Yeah.
[04:36] H
    Don't panic.
[04:37] Y
    R-Right.
[04:39] H
    Thanks to you, our bikes are a mess!
[04:43] H
    Get ready!
[04:45] Y
    Now!
[04:46] Y
    The Tower, Ithaqua!
[04:54] Gu
    I-I'm numb.
[04:58] Y
    All right!
[05:00] Gu
    Wh-What the hell did you do?
[05:03] F
    Ithaqua, the thunder spirit.
[05:06] Gu
    The hell did do you do?
[05:08] Gu
    Die, you bastards!
[05:14] Gu
    Stay away!
[05:18] H
    Now that you've brought that out,
[05:21] H
    you're willing to take some risks, right?
[05:24] Gu
    Sh-Shut up!
[05:32] Gu
    My arm! My arm!
[05:36] H
    And now he's in berserker mode...
[05:38] H
    Guess I'll call an ambulance later.
[05:40] F
    Master... Master!
[05:42] ---
    Yeah?
[05:43] F
    If you do not recall the Hippogriff,
    he will fly to the world's end.
[05:48] Y
    Oh, right.
[05:50] Y
    Return, Hippogriff!
[06:02] Y
    I-It came back...
[06:04] F
    Indeed.
[06:05] H
    Hey! Don't just bring it back!
[06:07] H
    I thought my eardrums would burst!
[06:14] Y
    They passed out while standing up.
[06:17] Y
    Poor things!
[06:18] H
    Well, they've probably learned
    that the world is a big place.
[06:25] Y
    But how did you know that water
    and lightning were in the book?
[06:30] H
    Of course I knew.
[06:32] H
    The four elements are a core part of magic.
[06:36] Y
    The four elements?
[06:37] H
    Fire, water, earth, and wind
SIGN    Fire
    
    Wind Water
    
    Earth
[06:40] H
    are said to be the elements that
    comprise the natural world.
[06:43] H
    And then, some systems also have
    a fifth element called "ki."
[06:47] Y
    How did you know that?
[06:49] H
    You were chosen to be a
    master of a magic book,
[06:53] H
    but you don't know anything, do you?
[06:55] Y
    I can't help it... I didn't want to be.
[06:59] F
    That's a terrible thing to say.
[07:00] Y
    Um, no... There, there.
[07:09] H
    Oh? This is the place?
[07:11] H
    It's a pretty classy apartment building.
[07:14] Y
    Yeah. Thanks for everything today.
[07:20] Y
    W-Want to stop in for a bit?
[07:24] H
    No, it's fine. Not today.
[07:28] H
    Another time.
[07:29] Y
    I see.
[07:32] Y
    Bye.
[07:37] H
    Inaba!
[07:38] H
    Next time, tell me everything.
[07:41] H
    Don't hide anything from me.
[07:47] Y
    Okay.
[07:51] Y
    I'm back.
[07:52] Gu
    Welcome home.
[07:53] Y
    I'm back, Hanako-san.
[07:55] A
    Yushi-kun! Big trouble!
[07:59] A
    The book that Furuhonya-san
    gave me yesterday vanished!
[08:03] A
    I know I took it to the hospital!
[08:06] A
    I searched the building and the hospital
     all day, but I can't find it!
[08:11] H
    Don't worry.
[08:14] H
    It's right here.
[08:16] A
    The Petit Hierozoicon, huh?
[08:19] Gu
    I guess stuff like this happens, huh?
[08:21] A
    I can't believe they chose
    Yushi-kun as their master.
[08:24] R
    In the sea of eternal time,
[08:26] R
    they meet at the end of a vast world.
[08:31] R
    It's a miracle, isn't it?
[08:33] Y
    That's an exaggeration!
[08:35] Y
    I'm not that special,
    and neither is this book.
[08:39] Y
    I'm just a normal person!
[08:43] A
    But I do feel fate at work.
[08:45] A
    Do you remember what I said before,
[08:49] A
    that you maybe had a knack for this stuff?
[08:57] Y
    Come to think of it...
[09:00] Y
    Fate. Miracles.
[09:03] Y
    When my parents died,
[09:05] Y
    I didn't believe in any of that.
[09:08] Y
    But when I came to these apartments
    and saw all kinds of truths,
[09:13] Y
    my beliefs started to change.
[09:18] Y
    Fool said he'd been searching
    for a master for a long time.
[09:23] Y
    Over the long years, he must have passed
    from one hand to the next many times.
SIGN    Fire
    
    Wind Water
    
    Earth
[09:28] Y
    Why do I have the right to be
    master to a magic book
[09:31] Y
    over Hase, who knew about the four elements?
[09:35] Y
    Maybe the fact that I was led
    to this apartment building
[09:41] Y
    gave me that potential?
[09:45] Y
    But what do I do now?
[09:48] R
    What are you so worried about?
[09:50] R
    Everyone around you specializes in this stuff.
[09:53] A
    Ask me anything, Yushi-kun.
[09:55] A
    And you have Fujiyuki-sensei and Ryu-san,
[09:57] A
    the best specialists you could want!
SIGN    Weak Yushi-kun
[09:59] A
    At this point, it's best that
    you learn some things,
[10:02] A
    in order to keep you out of ghost trouble.
[10:05] A
    You can go from ignoring
    it to controlling it.
SIGN    Yushi-kun Empowered by Knowledge
[10:09] A
    Right?
[10:10] Y
    Right.
[10:11] Y
    Um, I can't get you to sell this book, can I?
[10:14] Gu
    Sure.
[10:15] Gu
    It was a freebie to begin with, and the
    guys inside are fine with it.
[10:19] Gu
    Take it.
[10:20] Y
    Thanks!
[10:21] R
    Hey, hey... What kinds of spirits are inside?
[10:25] gu
    Show us!
[10:26] Y
    They're really nothing special.
[10:29] Y
    Fool.
[10:30] F
    You called, master?
[10:35] F
    Hello, everyone!
[10:37] F
    I am the guide to the Petit Hierozoicon,
[10:41] F
    the Niyurius Fool.
[10:43] F
    A pleasure to make your acquaintance.
[10:46] R
    This book's modeled after the tarot, huh?
[10:48] F
    Indeed.
[10:50] R
    Can I call Death?
[10:52] Y
    You're starting with that one?!
[10:53] Y
    It sounded sorta scary, so I
    haven't summoned it!
[10:57] R
    But it sounds fun!
[10:58] Gu
    They're nothing special, right?
[11:01] Gu
    So why not?
[11:04] Y
    Okay, let's try it.
[11:06] Y
    Death, Thanatos.
[11:08] F
    Thanatos! One of the archangels of death
    who serve the king of the underworld.
[11:24] Gu
    He's kinda tiny, huh?
[11:27] Gu
    You will die within three days!
SIGN    Bunny-chan
[11:34] ---
    Well, then...
[11:38] Gu
    Cheers!
[11:39] R
    Good luck, Yushi-kun!
[11:41] Y
    You're the ones who wanted to see it!
[11:44] F
    Thanatos hasn't had any training yet.
[11:47] F
    Seeing when someone will
    die would be difficult.
[11:49] Y
    That isn't the issue!
[11:52] A
    But isn't that great, Yushi-kun?
[11:54] A
    You don't have to die.
[11:55] Y
    Have to die?
[11:56] A
    Dealing with monsters and spirits
    takes a fair amount of energy.
[12:02] A
    To do their work, they inhale
    their master's life energy.
[12:05] Y
    Inhale my life energy?
[12:07] A
    If this were the full Hierozoicon,
[12:10] A
    simply summoning one could
    have knocked you flat.
[12:15] Y
    I've been giving up my
    life to use this thing?
[12:19] A
    So, tomorrow, let's start...
[12:22] A
    Training to enhance your spiritual power!
[12:24] A
    We'll use spring break for
    a crash training course!
[12:27] A
    Oh, take time off work. At first,
    you won't be able to do both.
[12:28] Y
    Spiritual power... Training?
[12:32] A
    Well, I've gotta go to talk
    to Fujiyuki-sensei!
[12:35] A
    See you tomorrow!
[12:35] Y
    Akine-san!
[12:36] Gu
    Ah, chirp...
[12:38] Gu
    What's going on, chirp?
[12:39] Gu
    Zzz, chirp!
[12:42] A
    What's happening?
[12:44] A
    Everyone's ignoring what I want.
[12:47] A
    What's about to start?
[12:50] A
    I just wanted to lead a
    normal high school life,
[12:52] A
    and become a normal businessman!
[12:58] A
    Something stuck in my pillow?
[13:10] A
    So that's where Jin put it?
[13:37] A
    What?
[13:44] A
    Akine-san?
[13:47] A
    Good morning! Time for morning training!
[13:58] Y
    Um, what is this?
[14:01] A
    Don't worry... You'll get used to it soon.
[14:06] A
    Hang in there!
[14:08] A
    Chant this sutra, Yushi-kun.
[14:11] Y
    Sutra?
[14:13] Y
    R-Rokei-Rokei-Rokei...
[14:15] Y
    Takei-Takei-Takei...
[14:17] Y
    What is this?!
[14:19] A
    A sutra that enhances your spiritual power.
[14:21] A
    For now, focus on chanting it.
[14:25] Y
    R-Rokei-Rokei-Rokei...
[14:27] Y
    Rokei-Rokei-Rokei.
[14:28] Y
    Why do I have to do this?
[14:28] Y
    Rokei-Rokei-Rokei.
[14:31] Y
    Rokei-Rokei-Rokei.
[14:31] Y
    I want to live in peace!
[14:34] Y
    Rokei-Rokei-Rokei.
[14:36] A
    That's enough, Yushi-kun.
[14:39] Y
    It's already over?
[14:40] A
    Yeah. Two hours is plenty.
[14:43] Y
    Two hours? Was I doing it the whole time?
[14:46] A
    You sure were.
[14:49] A
    Now go warm up in the bath.
[14:51] A
    Let's eat breakfast.
[14:55] A
    What's going on here?
[14:58] A
    It smells so good... I'm so hungry...
[15:02] A
    Breakfast time!
[15:04] R
    Morning.
[15:05] R
    Hanging in there, new mage?
[15:08] Gu
    He gets meat for breakfast?
[15:10] Gu
    Aren't monks in training not
    supposed to eat much?
[15:13] A
    It's all right. This isn't a religious thing.
[15:16] A
    Endurance is the most fundamental aspect.
[15:19] A
    Yushi-kun needs lots of nutritious food.
[15:23] Y
    It's so good!
[15:25] Y
    I think I understand why
    Akine-san eats so much!
[15:28] Y
    Right?
[15:29] R
    It's good to be young, huh?
[15:33] Gu
    They look like they're qualifying
    for a speed-eating contest.
[15:38] Y
    I feel so much calmer...
[15:40] Y
    I was so hungry a while ago,
    I thought I'd die.
[15:43] A
    For your first time, you worked really hard.
[15:46] Y
    It's hard to believe it was two hours.
[15:50] Y
    I thought it was five minutes.
[15:53] A
    You were in a trance.
[15:55] Y
    A trance?
[15:57] A
    You were super focused!
[15:59] A
    Like a state of meditation.
[16:02] Y
    You can go into a trance that easily?
[16:05] A
    Of course, it depends on the situation.
[16:07] A
    The sutra you were chanting is
    supposed to have that effect.
[16:11] Y
    A state of meditation is
    caused by alpha waves.
[16:16] Y
    For example, the sitar, an Indian instrument,
[16:19] Y
    is said to induce alpha waves in the brain.
[16:22] Y
    Once, a guy went to play the sitar.
[16:26] Y
    Next thing he knew, four hours had passed.
[16:29] Y
    There are stories like that.
[16:31] Y
    Just like me.
[16:32] A
    The unconscious part of the mind activates.
[16:36] A
    That's where psychic and
    spiritual powers come from.
[16:41] A
    All right, rest until the next exercise.
[16:44] Y
    We're still doing it?
[16:46] A
    We're still doing it!
[16:48] Gu
    Bye! Good luck, new kid!
[16:51] R
    I guess I'll clean the front hall.
[16:59] Y
    Kuri...
[17:01] Y
    You're my only friend!
[17:05] Gu
    It feels so good.
[17:09] A
    Yushi-kun!
[17:12] A
    We're starting afternoon training.
[17:14] Y
    A dad sleeping with his kid.
[17:17] Y
    Or more like a child sleeping
    with a stuffed animal.
[17:21] Y
    Only one of those was different!
[17:24] A
    Now, here's lunch.
[17:27] Y
    Just this?
[17:28] A
    For now, this is enough.
[17:32] Y
    But it's good...
[17:33] Y
    Honey butter.
[17:35] Y
    Ruriko-san is great.
[17:38] A
    Now, come in.
[17:40] A
    Kneel there.
[17:45] A
    This is what you'll read now.
[17:49] A
    I'll read it with you.
[17:53] A
    Let's get started.
[17:54] Y
    O-Okay.
[17:56] Y
    Bussetsumakahannyaharamitashingyo.
[18:02] Y
    Kanjizaibosagyojinhannyaharamitaji.
[18:09] Y
    Shokengounkaikutoissaikuyakusharishi.
[18:16] Y
    Shikifuikukufuishikishiki.
[18:20] Y
    Shikisotsuzekukusokuze...
[18:34] Y
    S-Something is coming back inside my head.
[18:38] Y
    This is why lunch was just a piece of toast?
[18:41] Y
    If I'd eaten a full lunch,
    I might have thrown up.
[18:46] A
    Okay, that's enough.
[18:51] A
    Great job. It's 5:00 PM.
[18:54] Y
    5:00 PM?!
[18:55] Y
    I skipped five hours... this time?
[19:01] A
    Yushi-kun?
[19:02] Y
    M-My body...
[19:05] Y
    My leg just cramped! Ow!
[19:07] A
    Stay still. You shouldn't move it.
[19:11] A
    First, drink this.
[19:13] Y
    Water?
[19:14] A
    Yeah. Take your time.
[19:21] Y
    I feel alive again!
[19:22] A
    The water of life, huh?
[19:24] Gu
    Hey, working hard?
[19:26] Y
    Furuhonya-san...
[19:28] A
    Perfect timing.
[19:29] A
    Take Yushi-kun to the bath.
[19:32] A
    You can't stand by yourself, can you?
[19:35] Y
    B-But...
[19:36] Gu
    If you don't want me to do it,
    should I ask Mariko-chan instead?
[19:39] Gu
    She'll be very gentle.
[19:41] GI
    Okay, Yushi-kun, let's get undressed!
[19:45] Y
    No!
[19:46] A
    There you go!
[19:47] A
    I'll get dinner ready, okay?
[19:50] Gu
    Right, Mommy!
[19:52] A
    Stop holding me like this!
[19:54] Gu
    To keep this show beautiful,
[19:56] Gu
    and out of respect for Yushi-kun's dignity,
[19:56] A
    Please enjoy these birds cleaning their feathers.
[19:59] Gu
    we'll skip this next scene, chirp.
[20:02] Gu
    Please enjoy these birds cleaning
    their feathers, chirp.
[20:05] Gu
    Be entranced by my feathers' beauty, chirp.
[20:09] Y
    It's so good!
[20:11] A
    Have as much ramen as you like!
[20:14] Y
    And after that,
[20:16] Y
    I trained, ate, and slept.
[20:19] Y
    Then trained, ate, and slept more.
[20:21] Y
    I spent a whole week doing nothing but that.
[20:23] Y
    I think I'm starting to get
    used to it a little.
[20:25] Y
    But...
[20:27] h
    Don't hide anything from me.
[20:32] Y
    I know why this is happening.
[20:34] Y
    I have homework.
[20:36] Y
    Homework I've been putting off a while.
[20:39] Y
    I haven't been able to tell Hase anything.
[20:43] Y
    Not about this apartment, or my friends,
[20:47] Y
    or the Petit Hierozoicon.
[20:49] Y
    I have to tell him.
[20:52] Y
    But what do I say?
[20:53] Y
    Will he accept it?
[20:56] Y
    When I'm supposed to be used to this,
    and I get shocked all the time...
[21:01] Y
    And is it okay to involve him in this fuss?
[21:07] A
    Yushi-kun, phone call!
[21:10] A
    From someone named Hase-kun.
[21:15] Y
    Hello?
[21:15] H
    Oh, Inaba...
[21:17] Y
    H-Hey.
[21:19] Y
    This is my chance.
[21:20] Y
    I can tell him. I can tell him everything!
[21:24] Y
    Um, I...
[21:26] Y
    I...
[21:27] H
    Inaba...
[21:28] H
    I'm coming to your apartment tomorrow.
[21:32] H
    Bye.
[21:36] Y
    Hase's coming here?
SIGN    Hase-kun's a great guy!
SIGN    He's so cool and kind.
SIGN    I-Is he?
SIGN    Does he have a girlfriend?
SIGN    What's his type?
SIGN    Do you think he's into older girls?
SIGN    Tell me! Tell me now!
SIGN    M-Mariko-san, you're very aggressive...
SIGN    Next time on Elegant Yokai Apartment Life:
SIGN    Bookmaster.
SIGN    Eighth Haunting Bookmaster
SIGN    Furuhonya-san is actually...

8 - Bookmaster

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[00:07] Y
    At last, the day has come.
[00:10] Y
    Hase...
[00:12] H
    I'm coming to your apartment tomorrow.
[00:16] Y
    Is showing him my life here
    at the apartments really okay?
[00:21] Y
    If he...
[00:36] H
    Hey.
[00:37] Y
    Hey.
[00:39] H
    Can I leave my bike here?
[00:41] Y
    Yeah.
[00:43] Y
    Come in.
[00:44] H
    Help me with this.
[00:46] Y
    What is that?
[00:48] H
    These people have been helping you.
[00:50] H
    I couldn't come empty-handed, right?
[00:53] Y
    That's an exaggeration.
[00:56] Y
    Hase, before I introduce you to everyone,
[01:00] Y
    I have to tell you something.
SIGN    Eighth Haunting
    Bookmaster
[02:41] A
    Yushi-kun!
[02:42] Y
    Akine-san!
[02:44] A
    Is that Hase-kun?
[02:47] Y
    Yes. Hase, this is Kuga Akine-san.
[02:50] A
    Nice to meet you—
[02:53] H
    Hello. I am Hase Mizuki.
[02:56] H
    Thank you for everything you do for Inaba.
[02:58] H
    This is a token of my gratitude.
[03:01] A
    These flowers are for me?
[03:03] A
    Wow!
[03:04] H
    Yes. Also...
[03:07] H
    I can see people laughing at me
    for bringing a girl chocolates,
[03:11] H
    but Inaba told me you enjoy eating.
[03:15] H
    Here.
[03:16] A
    So pretty! So cute! Thank you, Hase-kun!
[03:19] A
    Come on in. Everyone's waiting!
[03:23] H
    Of course.
[03:23] A
    This way!
[03:24] H
    Excuse me.
[03:26] Y
    Wait, Hase!
[03:31] A
    Look, look! Hase-kun gave me these!
[03:33] R
    How pretty.
[03:35] Gu
    You look like an old Japanese singer.
[03:37] A
    What's that supposed to mean?
[03:39] R
    So that's Hase-kun?
[03:41] Y
    Y-Yes.
[03:43] H
    I am Hase Mizuki.
[03:44] H
    Thank you for all you do for Inaba.
[03:46] H
    I hope you'll continue to be kind to him!
[03:49] ---
    Oh?
[03:51] Gu
    I see.
SIGN    Hot Springs Manjuu
[03:53] Gu
    So you brought something for us, too?
[03:55] H
    Yes.
[03:56] H
    If you'd be willing to accept it.
[03:59] Gu
    Vintage wine!
[04:00] H
    I heard everyone likes alcohol...
[04:03] H
    Please have it with this.
[04:06] R
    Classy.
[04:10] Gu
    That ain't a proper present for a kid to give.
[04:13] H
    I'm sorry. This is simply who I am.
[04:16] Y
    They're actually getting along, aren't they?
[04:19] Y
    However... I guess this
    is where it gets tough.
[04:23] Y
    Okay, Hase.
[04:25] H
    Yeah.
[04:28] Y
    You may not believe me,
[04:30] Y
    but humans aren't the only inhabitants here.
[04:33] Y
    Yokai, ghosts, spirits...
[04:37] Y
    I live with creatures known as those things.
[04:40] Y
    I've met a lot of people here.
[04:42] Y
    And I've learned a lot.
[04:45] H
    And?
[04:47] H
    Aren't you letting me meet those
    who've done so much for you?
[04:53] Y
    If he won't accept them, then what will I do?
[05:07] Y
    Kuri!
[05:20] H
    I can touch them... Wow.
[05:24] H
    Ghosts are totally normal!
[05:28] H
    They really are amazing!
[05:32] Y
    Hase...
[05:45] H
    All kinds of yokai are here, huh?
[05:47] Y
    Yeah.
[05:48] Y
    They've all been great to me.
[05:51] Y
    Ruriko-san?
[05:56] H
    This is... Ruriko-san?
[05:59] Y
    Y-Yeah.
[06:02] H
    The Ruriko-san whose cooking
    you're always bragging about?
[06:07] Y
    That's right.
[06:11] H
    Ruriko-san! It's thanks to your
    meals that Inaba is healthy!
[06:15] H
    Thank you so much!
[06:18] H
    This is for you.
[06:19] H
    It's a rose hand cream I bought in Bali.
[06:22] H
    Please accept it.
[06:24] A
    Ruriko-san's blushing!
[06:27] R
    So classy.
[06:29] Gu
    He's gonna get far in life.
[06:31] H
    Ruriko-san made tea,
    so let's have these, too.
SIGN    Famous Manjuu
[06:35] H
    Why don't we have some of these?
[06:36] Y
    How much did you bring?!
[06:40] H
    I'm glad I had enough presents...
[06:42] Y
    You're amazing.
[06:44] H
    Spending time and money to make
    the right connections is my policy.
[06:51] H
    I heard about Akine-san,
    Ruriko-san, and the others, but...
[06:59] Gu
    Yay!
[07:03] Gu
    S-Sorry!
[07:10] Gu
    Thanks so much.
[07:12] H
    I'm glad the yokai like them, too.
[07:15] Y
    Huh. Guess I shouldn't have worried.
[07:18] Gu
    Is it good, chirp?
[07:19] Gu
    Let go, chirp!
[07:21] Gu
    No, you let go, chirp!
[07:23] ---
    Chirpity-chirp!
[07:24] A
    That's right, Hase-kun!
[07:26] A
    You're staying for dinner, aren't you?
[07:27] A
    Ruriko-san wanted to know if
    you'd like anything in particular.
[07:30] H
    Whatever Ruriko-san makes!
[07:34] R
    Why not just stay the night?
[07:35] H
    Of course! That was the plan!
[07:38] Y
    No one told me! Where will you sleep?
[07:41] H
    Your room, of course.
[07:43] Y
    My room has only one futon...
[07:46] H
    Then we can share.
[07:47] Y
    No! We aren't in elementary school!
[07:50] Y
    I'm not sleeping next to you!
[07:52] H
    But I am...
[07:53] Y
    I am not!
[07:54] R
    Isn't a sleep-over with a friend lots of fun?
[07:57] Gu
    Not with two guys.
[08:03] A
    As thanks, Ruriko-san put
    extra effort into this.
[08:07] H
    Thank you! I love it!
[08:09] A
    Pilchard fish balls and
    tomato soup... So good!
[08:12] H
    I don't usually like pilchard, but this is great.
[08:16] H
    Wow. It's like food you'd get at an inn.
[08:18] A
    This sea bream tempura is amazing!
[08:21] H
    It's fried without batter, isn't it?
[08:22] R
    The refreshing sweet vinegar pairs
    well with the rice! Seconds!
[08:26] Y
    Akine-san, you've had four bowls!
[08:29] R
    Isn't youth great?
[08:31] Gu
    This is better for grown-ups, though.
[08:35] Gu
    Oh, Kuri-tan, what is it?
[08:38] Gu
    You want this?
[08:41] Gu
    Kuri-tan, I don't know if you'll like it...
[08:51] Gu
    See?
SIGN    Men
[08:57] H
    A real stone bath!
[08:59] H
    Wow! It's so hot!
[09:01] Y
    You're over-excited.
    It isn't that big a deal.
[09:04] H
    Why not? Normally, you'd never get this.
[09:07] H
    You have yummy food,
    and the bath is a hot spring.
[09:10] H
    It's like a high-class inn!
[09:12] Y
    You're right.
[09:14] H
    I'm so jealous, you bastard!
[09:16] Y
    Wha?
[09:16] Y
    Hey, what are you doing, you bastard?
[09:20] H
    Now you've done it!
[09:47] ---
    Whoa...
[09:48] H
    This is...
[09:49] A
    I guess they started throwing
    a party for you, Hase-kun.
[09:54] Y
    Without him actually here?
[09:56] A
    These people will use any excuse for a party.
[10:01] Y
    Are you going to the hospital?
[10:04] A
    Yeah. Bye.
[10:06] Y
    Bye!
[10:24] H
    It's so pretty.
[10:26] Y
    Yeah.
SIGN    The Tanuki's Friends
[10:31] H
    Want to read it together?
[10:36] H
    Okay, sure.
SIGN    The Tanuki's Friends
[10:53] H
    Hey, Inaba...
[10:56] H
    Doing this, don't I look like a dad?
SIGN    The Tanuki's Friends
[10:59] Y
    What are you talking about?
[11:01] H
    Kuri's so cute.
[11:04] H
    He really is...
[11:05] H
    It doesn't matter that he's a ghost!
[11:08] Y
    Yeah.
[11:12] Gu
    W-W-W-Wait!
[11:14] Gu
    Is that vintage wine?!
[11:17] Gu
    You're back already?
[11:19] Gu
    Gimme a glass...
[11:22] Gu
    Sorry, just ran out!
[11:24] Gu
    It was good.
[11:26] Gu
    Monsters!
[11:27] Y
    Furuhonya-san...
[11:28] R
    He's amazing.
[11:30] R
    He brought three bottles.
[11:33] Gu
    Three bottles, and you
    already drank them all?
[11:35] Gu
    You yokai drunks! Drink-hogs!
[11:38] R
    That isn't very nice.
[11:42] Gu
    And who's that?
[11:44] H
    I'm Hase.
[11:45] Y
    This again?
[11:49] Gu
    Sorry, sorry.
[11:51] Gu
    You must be surprised to find your
    friend living in a place like this.
[11:54] Gu
    He's also training to be a mage.
[11:57] Gu
    But you know, being a mage
    isn't really a big deal.
[12:01] Y
    No, thank you for all you do for Inaba.
[12:05] Gu
    I'm just a carrier...
[12:08] Y
    Did you get something new?
[12:10] Gu
    Yeah.
[12:11] Gu
    I found something interesting.
    I'll show you later.
[12:17] Gu
    Thanks for the meal!
[12:18] Gu
    Okay, now that my stomach's filled...
[12:22] Gu
    Back to drinking!
[12:25] H
    Wow.
[12:26] Y
    Every day is like this here.
[12:29] H
    Seriously?
[12:30] Y
    Seriously!
[12:32] H
    Inaba, you've seen many
    things I never have, huh?
[12:37] Y
    Yeah.
[12:38] Y
    But I still have no idea what's coming next!
[12:46] R
    What could that be?
[12:48] Gu
    An earthquake?
[12:51] H
    What?
[12:54] Y
    The suitcase?
[12:55] Gu
    Oh, that's me, huh?
[12:58] Gu
    You brought something else weird?
[13:01] Gu
    Maybe...
[13:02] Gu
    Sorry. Guys, could you step back a little?
[13:15] H
    H-H-Heads?!
[13:17] Gu
    Called it.
[13:18] Gu
    They absorbed the place's spiritual
    energy and gained power.
[13:21] Y
    Wh-Why are you analyzing this so calmly?
[13:24] Y
    What do I do?
[13:25] Y
    Akine-san isn't here, and neither is Ryu-san!
[13:28] Y
    Who else can fight those things?
[13:31] Y
    Just me?
[13:32] Y
    But...
[13:38] Y
    Hase! Kuri!
[13:41] Y
    I'm the only one.
[13:43] Y
    I have to do it!
[13:49] Gu
    Okay, okay. Don't worry.
[13:51] Y
    Furuhonya-san...
[13:57] Gu
    Leave it to me.
[13:59] Gu
    There's a reason I can deal with these books.
[14:02] Gu
    Seven Sages.
[14:08] Gu
    A book? A magical book?
[14:10] Gu
    Alatreon.
[14:24] H
    It's gone?
[14:26] Y
    Furuhonya-san, what are you?
[14:29] Gu
    A master of books from every
    historical period.
[14:33] Gu
    Everything from great literary
    works to ordinary paperbacks.
[14:37] Gu
    But I specialize in the strange and unusual.
[14:42] Gu
    And people call me the "Bookmaster."
[14:45] Y
    The Bookmaster?
[14:47] Y
    A guy who runs a bookstore?
[14:48] gu
    Welcome.
[14:49] Y
    No! Like "master of magical books"!
[14:52] Y
    Magical books!
[14:54] Y
    By the way, I'm not a magical girl!
[14:54] Y
    Self-Censorship
[14:57] Gu
    No one asked.
[14:58] Y
    Do you have a magic book, too?
[15:02] Gu
    Yes, most mages have their own.
[15:06] Gu
    Those who draw power from a book,
    like you or I, are called Bookmasters.
[15:12] Gu
    We can make a contract with a book
[15:15] Gu
    and draw upon the power of
    what's on the other side.
[15:19] Y
    The other side...
[15:21] Gu
    My book, Seven Sages,
[15:24] Gu
    contains the power of seven mages.
[15:27] Gu
    And I can use that power however I like.
[15:30] Y
    Why didn't you say so earlier?
[15:34] Gu
    It's embarrassing!
[15:36] Gu
    And...
[15:37] Y
    And?
[15:38] Gu
    I'm on a whole different
    level than you, right?
[15:42] Y
    Right.
[15:43] Gu
    So this is an old book with
    a yokai sealed in it?
[15:47] R
    This place's spiritual energy
    gave it power, huh?
[15:50] Gu
    But I didn't expect the seal to break.
[15:54] Gu
    This building never fails to disappoint.
[15:55] Y
    Come on...
[15:57] Gu
    Well, it happens.
[16:00] Gu
    Make sure not to get devoured
    by any books, boy...
[16:04] Y
    Jeez!
[16:12] Y
    I really have only the one futon, okay?
[16:15] Y
    No complaints.
[16:19] Y
    Hase?
[16:20] Y
    What's wrong?
[16:24] Y
    Hey, you okay?
[16:27] H
    That scared me.
[16:29] H
    Flying severed heads... What the hell?
[16:32] H
    And they attacked us?
[16:35] Y
    Yeah, but it was fine, right?
[16:38] H
    This is all new to me!
[16:41] H
    Yokai and ghosts...
[16:43] H
    I never thought I'd cross paths
    with occult stuff like that.
[16:47] H
    And then, things like that show up.
[16:51] H
    It's terrifying...
[16:52] Y
    Hase, have you been scared the whole day?
[16:58] H
    Jeez!
[17:00] H
    Who the hell wouldn't be scared
    after seeing spirits and griffins?
[17:05] H
    I couldn't sleep a wink that night!
[17:08] H
    And now I'm in an apartment
    filled with yokai.
[17:11] H
    That could terrify even me!
[17:16] Y
    Yeah, that's normal.
[17:19] Y
    At first, I was the same way.
[17:22] Y
    Yokai and ghosts...
[17:24] Y
    They aren't so easy to accept.
[17:27] H
    Still, you know...
[17:30] H
    I was surprised to see all these new things.
[17:34] H
    But this is a good place!
[17:45] Y
    Thank you.
[17:49] H
    Sure.
[17:53] H
    Hey, let go of me already.
[17:56] ---
    Huh? Oh, sorry.
[18:01] Y
    Kuri! How long have you been there?!
[18:05] Y
    That's it, huh?
[18:13] Y
    He wants to sleep next to you.
[18:20] ---
    Hey.
[18:22] ---
    Hmm?
[18:23] H
    Sleeping like this, we feel
    like a family, huh?
[18:27] Y
    Maybe.
[18:28] H
    I'm the dad, and you're the mom.
[18:30] Y
    Shut your mouth!
[18:33] Y
    Crap, I woke up Kuri.
[18:35] H
    What a bad mommy!
[18:37] Y
    Stop that!
[18:39] Y
    Come on, don't cry...
[18:42] Gu
    Please summon Sirene, master.
[18:45] H
    You're the one from before.
[18:48] Gu
    Hello, again.
[18:50] Y
    Fool, who's Sirene?
[18:52] Gu
    A fairy who sings magical songs!
[18:56] Y
    Songs.
[18:58] Y
    I get it!
[18:59] Y
    Sirene, sing a lullaby.
[19:04] H
    Wow...
[19:19] H
    Nice job.
[19:20] Y
    Yeah, I'm glad it worked.
[19:22] Gu
    But of course...
[19:24] Gu
    Tonight, the waves we received
    from you were splendid.
[19:28] Y
    The waves?
[19:29] Gu
    Indeed.
[19:30] Gu
    Beautiful, shining waves, strong and supple!
[19:36] Gu
    Your growth makes us happy!
[19:42] H
    What's wrong?
[19:44] Y
    Nothing.
[19:46] Y
    Let's go to sleep, too.
[19:59] Y
    If I have grown, it's because...
[20:11] h
    Thanks for everything.
[20:12] Y
    No, if anything...
[20:14] Gu
    Thanks for the presents, chirp.
[20:16] Gu
    Next time, bring meat, chirp! Meat!
[20:18] Gu
    Black-haired wagyu, chirp!
[20:20] Gu
    Aren't macaroons yummy, chirp?
[20:22] Gu
    Thank you!
[20:24] Y
    We're the ones who should thank you.
[20:27] H
    Everyone, I'll be—
[20:31] H
    I'll be back...
[20:33] Y
    Yeah.
[20:39] Y
    I'd been worried for so long.
[20:41] Y
    No matter how comfy the apartment
[20:43] Y
    or how everyone supported me,
[20:45] Y
    I was so worried.
[20:48] Y
    But Hase accepted it.
[20:50] Y
    That's enough to keep me going.
[20:56] A
    You're doing way better.
[20:58] A
    You can tell, can't you?
[20:59] Y
    Yeah!
[21:00] A
    Next time, I'll have to
    make it harder, right?
[21:03] Y
    Right!
[21:04] Y
    Huh?!
[21:07] A
    Since Hase-kun left, Kuri's seemed lonely.
[21:10] A
    I guess he really liked him.
[21:12] Y
    Yeah.
[21:14] Y
    It's okay, Kuri.
[21:16] Y
    Daddy will be back soon.
[21:18] A
    Daddy?
[21:20] Y
    No, Hase... Hase said he was
    like a daddy on his day off!
[21:26] A
    Then, Yushi-kun, you're the mom, huh?
[21:29] Y
    Not you, too.
[21:32] R
    What are you talking about?
[21:33] A
    Yushi-kun just said—
[21:35] Y
    Stop! You don't really need to tell him!
[23:10] Y
    We're finally in our second year.
[23:12] Y
    What will school be like, start—
[23:15] Y
    We're in the same class now, Inaba!
[23:17] Y
    If something happens, come to me, okay?
[23:19] Y
    I mean, I can help you. I know
    lots of people, and I'm popular!
[23:24] Y
    And... And...
[23:25] Y
    Things are going to get busy.
[23:27] Narr
    Next time on Elegant Yokai Apartment Life:
[23:30] Narr
    New Term.
SIGN    Ninth Haunting New Term
[23:32] {Ninth Haunting
    Hey, isn't there something weird about
    the new teacher, Miura-sensei?

9 - New Term

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[00:02] Y
    Rokei-Rokei-Rokei.
[00:03] Y
    Takei-Takei-Takei.
[00:04] Y
    Rokei-Rokei-Rokei.
[00:06] ---
    Takei-Takei-Takei.
[00:07] ---
    Rokei-Rokei-Rokei.
[00:08] A
    Okay, that's all the training for today!
[00:11] Y
    Thank you very much!
[00:13] R
    Good morning.
[00:15] R
    You've both got school this morning,
    and you're training?
[00:18] Y
    Yes!
[00:19] Gu
    Don't know how you do it this early.
[00:22] A
    It's natural!
[00:23] A
    Being a mage is about putting
    in daily practice.
[00:26] A
    Doing something daily, even if
    only a little, is important.
[00:29] y
    I keep saying this, but I'm not
    trying to become a mage...
[00:33] R
    Why not?
[00:34] R
    You could be a high school mage.
SIGN    The High School Mage
    
    Yushi
[00:38] R
    The High School Mage, Yushi!
[00:40] R
    One day, our hero, Yushi Inaba,
    finds a magic book,
[00:45] R
    and battles one monster
    after another at school!
[00:49] Y
    Let's go.
[00:50] Y
    Lend me your power, Petit Hierozoicon!
[00:56] Y
    What kind of manga or light novel is that?
[00:58] Y
    My high school is normal!
[01:00] R
    That's right.
[01:02] Gu
    And that's a really lazy backstory, Reimei.
[01:06] Y
    Jeez, really...
[01:08] Y
    That's a dream. It's impossible.
[01:11] Gu
    Good grief, chirp, right?
SIGN    Ninth Haunting
    New Term
[02:49] Y
    Bye!
[02:54] Y
    As of today, I'm a second-year.
[02:56] Y
    It's the first time I've been back at school
    since returning to the apartment.
[03:06] Y
    Was I like that last year?
[03:10] Gu
    Master, you're going to
    school now, aren't you?
[03:14] Y
    That's right.
[03:16] Y
    Fool? Stay in my pocket!
[03:19] Gu
    I'm sorry.
[03:23] Gu
    Our job is to protect you, master.
[03:27] Gu
    I shall always be with you.
[03:30] Y
    I left this thing at home.
[03:32] Gu
    I said "always"...
[03:34] Y
    I know!
[03:36] Y
    Be sure not to come out around others!
[03:38] Gu
    Of course.
[03:40] Gu
    Mommy, he's talking to a doll.
[03:44] Gi
    Don't look at him!
SIGN    Joutou Business High School
[03:52] Y
    Jeez, what a way to start the day...
[03:56] T
    Hey! Good morning!
[04:00] Y
    Tashiro!
[04:02] T
    This year, we're in the same class!
[04:04] T
    Glad to be with you, Inaba.
[04:05] Gi
    Same club and same class.
[04:08] Gi
    Must be fate, huh?
[04:10] T
    That's right.
[04:11] T
    The way you saved me, I really
    do feel like it's fate!
[04:14] Gi
    Jeez, you two. If you're going
    to say that, you mean destiny.
[04:18] ---
    Whoops, I got it wrong!
[04:21] Gi
    Hey, Inaba, did you lose weight?
[04:23] Gi
    You seem more trim, somehow...
[04:26] Y
    D-Do I?
[04:28] Gi
    Jeez, Ta-ko, the way you're
    moving your hands is dirty.
[04:32] T
    Oh?
[04:33] Gi
    How closely are you looking at him?
[04:37] Y
    Girls are so...
[04:39] F
    Way to go, master.
[04:41] F
    They all love you.
[04:43] Y
    No! And you stay in there!
[04:51] Y
    And the new year began.
[04:55] Gu
    And so, this relative pronoun goes here...
[05:00] Gu
    And this is what happens.
[05:02] Y
    I guess the only difference was that
    there was a new English teacher.
[05:09] Y
    Katsumasa Miura.
[05:10] Y
    He's probably still in his 20s.
[05:12] Y
    He's only been a teacher
    for three or four years.
[05:16] Y
    His teaching style is clear, and I guess
    he seems serious or smart, but...
[05:25] Gu
    That's all for today.
[05:29] gi
    Sensei, there was a part in that
    last example I didn't get.
[05:33] Gu
    Next class, I'll cover it in detail.
[05:37] Gi
    R-Right...
[05:40] Y
    But he's a little hard to get to know.
[05:44] Gi
    I heard when Miura was in college,
    he did plays and stuff.
[05:49] Y
    Plays?
[05:51] Y
    Underground stuff?
[05:52] Gi
    No. He got lead roles in
    Shakespeare plays and stuff.
[05:57] Gi
    Surprising, huh?
[05:58] Y
    Where did she even learn that?
[06:01] Gi
    But Shakespeare is really classic
    and straightforward, right?
[06:05] Gi
    He doesn't seem like the kind of guy
    who'd do something so showy...
[06:09] Gi
    That's right.
[06:11] Gi
    All his classes follow the book,
    without deviation.
[06:13] Gi
    And they're totally boring.
[06:15] T
    Right?
[06:16] T
    So I figured it out...
[06:19] T
    Something happened at his old school.
[06:26] T
    What? Oh, jeez...
[06:33] Y
    I don't know what could've happened.
[06:36] Y
    But seeing how dark he looks,
    I can believe it.
[06:43] Y
    Miura!
[06:50] Y
    What's he doing?
[06:55] Y
    Practice has started.
[06:57] Y
    Is he watching them?
[07:08] Y
    What?
[07:09] Y
    I felt really angry.
[07:12] Y
    Those eyes, like a dead fish...
    I've never noticed them before.
[07:16] Y
    I could see myself punching him, someday.
[07:19] Y
    No, no...
[07:21] Y
    Miura isn't even my homeroom teacher,
[07:23] Y
    and he has nothing to do with the club.
[07:25] Y
    I'll just stay away from him.
[07:31] F
    Master, who was that?
[07:39] Y
    And so, I went back to my daily life.
SIGN    Welcome New Members!
[07:42] Y
    The spring of my second
    year passed peacefully.
[07:47] Y
    And then, Golden Week came.
[07:50] Y
    I'm so tired...
[07:58] Gu
    Good work on your training!
[08:00] Gu
    Want some cold water?
[08:01] Y
    Stop slacking off!
[08:04] Gu
    Who cares if I do?
[08:07] y
    On his days off,
[08:08] y
    Hase began spending all his
    time at the Yokai Apartments.
[08:11] H
    I can't help it... This place is comfy.
[08:15] H
    The food is good, and the bath feels great.
[08:18] H
    And Kuri's here.
[08:19] H
    Right, Kuri?
[08:22] Y
    He's feeling more and more like a dad.
[08:25] Gu
    There, there.
[08:27] H
    And look at this yard...
[08:29] H
    The flowers are blooming out of season.
[08:32] H
    It kind of purifies the heart—
[08:37] H
    That... isn't a flower.
[08:42] H
    Wow! It isn't a flower!
[08:45] Y
    That's the Yokai Apartments for you!
[08:54] H
    What's wrong?
[08:56] Y
    C-Could it be...
[09:01] Y
    Ryu-san!
[09:03] R
    It's been a long time.
[09:05] R
    No, I should say, "Welcome home."
[09:07] R
    Glad to have you back, Yushi-kun.
[09:10] Y
    Thanks!
[09:12] R
    Your aura's changed, Yushi-kun.
[09:14] R
    I heard that you befriended a magic book.
[09:17] Y
    Th-That's right! I'll go get it!
[09:22] Y
    This is my best friend, Hase Mizuki!
[09:30] H
    Um... sorry.
[09:33] R
    Not at all.
[09:43] R
    This has some amazing stuff in it.
[09:45] Y
    You can tell?
[09:46] R
    I can get a mental image.
[09:50] Y
    Wow...
[09:51] R
    But I'm glad it isn't the real Hierozoicon.
[09:56] Y
    That's same thing Akine-chan said.
[10:01] R
    It was sudden, so I can see
    why you'd be surprised.
[10:04] R
    But it's nothing to worry about.
[10:06] Y
    Furuhonya-san said the same thing.
[10:09] Y
    But it feels like I can believe
    it more when you say it...
[10:13] R
    Does it?
[10:15] Y
    I mean, if you're both mages,
[10:17] Y
    I'd rather have learned it from you!
[10:24] Gu
    I'm sorry you don't like me!
[10:29] Gu
    You think you're in a position to be picky?
[10:33] Gu
    Huh? Huh? Huh?
[10:33] Y
    Sorry! Sorry!
[10:36] Gu
    Hey, welcome back.
[10:37] R
    Hello, Furuhonya-san.
[10:39] R
    How many years has it been?
[10:41] Gu
    Hey, is Ryu back?
SIGN    Maou
[10:44] Gu
    We'll have a party tonight to celebrate!
[10:53] H
    Ryu-san's a cool guy, huh?
[10:56] Y
    Right?
[10:57] H
    It isn't just his appearance...
[10:59] H
    It's like there's something inside him.
[11:01] H
    Like he's standing really firm.
[11:04] y
    And you're amazing for understanding that.
[11:10] F
    I was so nervous, feeling that
    immense spiritual pressure!
[11:14] Y
    Fool? You get nervous?
[11:18] F
    Yes.
[11:19] F
    Even in the modern era, amazing mages
    still exist out there, don't they?
[11:29] Y
    That's Ryu-san for you!
[11:32] Gu
    Sorry that I'm not the one for you...
[11:39] Y
    Ow!
[11:58] R
    This place is always wonderful.
[12:02] h
    Ryu-san, is that a sword wound?
[12:07] R
    Yes, that's right.
[12:09] GU
    Yakuza are busy folks.
[12:12] Y
    Yakuza?
[12:14] Gu
    Sometimes, spiritualists help solve crimes.
[12:20] R
    Ryu-san occasionally does.
[12:23] Gu
    I think it was a desert in
    the American Midwest...
[12:28] Gu
    There was a cult that sacrificed people.
[12:33] Gu
    They burned them alive, and then
    the faithful would eat them!
[12:38] R
    No, no...
[12:40] R
    Broke them into bits and swallowed them.
[12:41] R
    That isn't much better.
[12:44] gu
    Anyway, Ryu-san went in with
    the state police to stop them.
[12:51] H
    Wow!
[12:52] y
    And?
[12:53] Gu
    A gunfight started.
[12:57] Gu
    The original goal was to arrest the leaders
[13:01] Gu
    and break up the group, but...
[13:05] Gu
    Boom!
[13:06] Gu
    In the end, the cultists
    blew up the building,
[13:10] Gu
    and everyone died.
[13:12] R
    That didn't go as I'd hoped...
[13:15] R
    But I did save the hostages.
[13:19] Y
    Is laughing at that okay?
[13:22] R
    Well, they had planned a mass
    suicide to begin with.
[13:27] Gu
    Some people just can't be saved.
[13:34] Gu
    Ryu-san's a bit clumsy.
[13:37] Gu
    So he always gets covered in wounds.
[13:39] R
    What about you, Furuhonya-san?
[13:43] R
    Who was it that failed to recover a secret
    text from a group of Peruvian bandits,
[13:47] R
    and was then shot with a machine gun?
[13:51] gu
    I only got hit twice!
[13:54] R
    Makes a painter's wounds from
    brawls feel like nothing, huh?
[13:57] R
    That's right.
[13:59] R
    A scar from a yakuza's broken bottle
    isn't anything I can boast about.
[14:03] Y
    No, no, no.
[14:05] Gu
    And Reimei-san was almost killed
    by a fan who was stalking him.
[14:10] R
    She was a very passionate girl.
[14:12] Gu
    Reimei-san, die with me!
[14:15] H
    Lucky it was a hardcover, huh?
[14:19] R
    Sheesh, that's right!
[14:26] Y
    Amazing...
[14:28] Y
    All those unbelievable experiences,
    and they're laughing about them.
[14:33] H
    Really, they are amazing.
[14:37] Y
    Hase?
[14:39] H
    All the people who used to hang around me
[14:43] H
    were shallow suck-ups.
[14:47] H
    They were just old.
[14:50] H
    They weren't real adults.
[14:53] H
    But everyone here is a real adult.
[14:57] Y
    Right?
[14:59] Y
    They're a little... no, very strange.
[15:03] Y
    But they all live their lives
    on their own terms.
[15:06] Y
    They're real adults.
[15:09] Y
    I think we kids really need
[15:12] Y
    mentors and teachers like them.
[15:19] H
    Huh?
[15:20] H
    What? An earthquake?
[15:23] H
    Are they working on the road?
[15:25] H
    What's wrong?
[15:34] Gu
    What? A new guy?
[15:36] Gu
    Anyone from the apartment?
[15:38] ---
    Chirpity-chirp! Chirp!
[15:40] Gu
    Oh, it's Matajuro!
[15:42] Gu
    Welcome back, chirp.
[15:43] Gu
    Your face is as big as ever, chirp?
[15:46] Gu
    But it's not only his face that's big, chirp!
[15:49] Gu
    Matajuro!
[15:50] Y
    M-Matajuro?
[15:52] R
    Hey, it's been a while, Matajuro-san.
[15:56] Gu
    Oh, you are here!
[16:01] Gu
    I've brought delicious boar meat!
[16:04] R
    It's huge!
[16:06] Gu
    Looks yummy.
[16:08] Gu
    There was a hunting match in Shirakami.
[16:11] Gu
    And I won!
[16:13] Gu
    Wow!
[16:15] Gu
    This is for the tengu in Kurama.
[16:20] Gu
    You get this.
[16:22] Gu
    It's yummy 'cause it's on
    the verge of rotting!
[16:26] Y
    So tengu are real. I guess that figures.
[16:29] H
    Well, yokai are.
[16:31] Gu
    How have you been, kid?
[16:36] Gu
    Matajuro-san lives in a hidden village
    in the Kumano mountains.
[16:40] H
    A hidden village?
[16:42] Gu
    Places with lots of mountains,
    like Kumano, Hida, and Shirakami,
[16:46] Gu
    have what are called "hidden villages."
[16:49] Gu
    They're just slightly out of phase with us,
[16:52] Gu
    or they have barriers,
[16:54] Gu
    so normal people can't enter.
[16:59] Gu
    But you know,
[17:00] Gu
    humans and those with different powers,
[17:04] Gu
    used to live in the same places.
[17:08] Y
    It's what you said before,
[17:10] Y
    that mysteries are always with us.
[17:13] R
    Indeed.
[17:14] R
    But when the humans' numbers grew,
[17:17] R
    they began to despise those who had
    different appearances and powers.
[17:23] R
    They drove them away,
[17:25] R
    and humans eventually forgot them.
[17:34] Y
    Why do we change like that?
[17:38] Gu
    Don't worry about it, kid.
[17:41] Gu
    The people living in the
    mountains know the deal.
[17:45] Gu
    They're surprised to see us,
    but they don't make a big fuss.
[17:49] Gu
    Sometimes, they even give us smokes.
[17:52] Gu
    See?
[17:58] Gu
    Thanks, Ruriko.
[18:00] Gu
    When I go into town, this is
    what I look forward to!
[18:07] ---
    Delicious!
[18:09] Gu
    Snacks are best when humans make them.
[18:13] Gu
    When I go to Kurama, I want to bring
    back lots of yummy Kyoto sweets!
[18:19] H
    You like sweets, Matajuro-san?
[18:21] Gu
    Yes, when you give kids candy,
    they listen to what you say.
[18:28] H
    In our world, guys like him
    are disappearing, right?
[18:32] R
    Yeah.
[18:39] Gu
    We should be able to eat soon, huh?
[18:42] Gu
    It looks good!
[18:43] Gu
    Ruriko-san made snacks!
[18:46] Gu
    Fresh tuna sashimi!
[18:48] R
    And fresh fried ginger, too!
[18:52] Gu
    Sashimi!
[18:53] R
    Thank you, Ruriko-san!
[19:04] A
    It's so good!
[19:06] K
    Tuna's good with tea and
    rice and pickles, too.
[19:10] Gu
    Okay, let's drink!
[19:13] Gu
    This is so much fun!
[19:19] H
    This looks really weird.
[19:22] H
    But Matajuro-san, who lives alongside
     mysteries and nature,
[19:26] H
    and the people here
[19:28] H
    are probably better off than we are, right?
[19:34] H
    Ryu-san?
[19:35] R
    In the end, it's a problem of the heart.
[19:38] R
    People change.
[19:40] R
    Believe in that,
[19:41] R
    and begin by accepting your
    current way of life.
[19:46] Y
    Right!
[19:49] Y
    It's true that we can't return
    to the life we once had.
[19:54] Y
    But can we have a life that combines
[19:58] Y
    both of these worlds?
[20:04] H
    The world's a big place, huh?
[20:07] Y
    Right?
[20:08] H
    When I come here, I really understand.
[20:11] H
    I thought I was thinking about my future.
[20:15] H
    But I was only looking with a
    very short field of vision...
[20:21] H
    But it's okay to think more
    and be uncertain, right?
[20:26] Y
    Yeah.
[20:28] Y
    We still have time.
[20:33] H
    By the way, Inaba, is school going well?
[20:37] Y
    Where's this coming from?
[20:39] H
    I thought you might have started being
    numb to things at the apartments.
[20:44] H
    The Petit thing even scared me, after all.
[20:47] Y
    I know that.
[20:49] H
    Also...
[20:53] H
    Don't get involved in any weird stuff.
[20:57] Y
    Hase...
[21:00] F
    "Weird"?! You don't mean me, do you?
[21:04] F
    If so, I have no choice but to be upset...
[21:07] F
    Hase-sama! Master!
[21:13] F
    Kuri!
[21:15] F
    Do something, Fool!
[21:16] Y
    I'm not done talking yet, master!
[21:27] T
    I'm telling you... There are ghosts!
[23:10] T
    There are scary stories everywhere, right?
[23:13] T
    The sound of a piano from an empty music room
[23:15] T
    or you wake up at night, unable to move!
[23:18] T
    Do you know any scary stories, Akine-san?
[23:20] T
    Yes... A bowl of delicious
    rice suddenly vanishing!
[23:25] T
    That always happens.
[23:27] T
    Next time on Elegant Yokai Apartment Life:
SIGN    Tenth Haunting School Ghost Stories?
SIGN    School Ghost Stories?
[23:31] {Haunting 10
    And when she stepped on the scale,
    a number she'd never seen...
[23:34] {Haunting 10
    Right, right.

10 - School Ghost Stories?

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SIGN    Drama Club
[00:07] Gi
    What's their problem?
[00:08] Gi
    Do they think they can tell us what to do?
[00:12] Gi
    Let's teach them a lesson.
[00:14] Gi
    That sounds fun.
SIGN    Tenth Haunting
    School Ghost Stories?
[01:58] {10th Haunting
    You know that tiny storeroom by the stage?
[02:04] {10th Haunting
    Normally, the Drama Club
    stores their props there.
[02:11] {10th Haunting
    But every night, you can hear voices inside.
[02:19] {10th Haunting
    When you enter,
[02:21] {10th Haunting
    they say it feels creepy,
    like someone's watching you!
[02:27] {10th Haunting
    How scary!
[02:29] Y
    Why are you all surrounding
    me while you eat lunch?
[02:33] gI
    Because your lunch looks so delicious!
[02:37] gI
    It's so pretty and cute...
[02:39] gI
    Can I take a photo?
[02:41] Y
    You already did.
[02:43] Gi
    It really is cute!
[02:47] Y
    Jeez! Others are watching, you know?
[02:52] Y
    Sheesh.
[02:53] Gi
    So what's this about ghosts?
[02:55] Gi
    Supposedly, it started this year.
[02:59] Gi
    That's when the ghost story began to spread.
[03:01] ---
    Huh...
[03:02] Gi
    Maybe the ghost is a voyeur!
[03:04] Y
    Someone probably imagined it.
[03:08] Y
    And also, wouldn't a Drama Club
    member want to be seen?
[03:13] Gi
    That sounds like sexual harassment.
[03:15] Gi
    You're gonna get sued Inaba-kun!
[03:18] Gi
    Want a lawyer?
[03:19] Y
    Shut up.
[03:20] Y
    I'm not interested in ghosts, anyway!
[03:23] F
    Master. Master...
[03:28] F
    Master.
[03:31] Gi
    Did you hear a voice?
[03:33] Y
    Nope! Nothing!
[03:35] Y
    Definitely not a voice!
[03:37] Gi
    Are you hiding something?
[03:40] Gi
    How suspicious!
[03:41] Y
    I-It's nothing at all...
[03:46] Gi
    Of course there's something!
[03:48] Gi
    Was it here? Did the weird
    voice come from here?
[03:50] Gi
    What are you hiding from us?
[03:52] Y
    Hey, where are you putting your hands?!
[03:57] Gi
    It's fine!
[03:59] Gi
    Come on, let me see!
[04:09] Gu
    You...
[04:11] Gu
    Stupid brats,
[04:13] Gu
    stop flirting with each other!
[04:21] Gu
    What was that?
[04:23] Gi
    "Flirting"?
[04:25] Gu
    Sure, we were being loud,
    but why was he so mad?
[04:29] Gi
    That's right.
[04:31] Gi
    It's lunch break.
[04:32] Gi
    What a creep.
[04:33] Gi
    Hey...
[04:35] Gi
    What's "flirting"?
[04:37] Y
    You're asking that?
[04:39] Gi
    Yes, what does "flirting" mean?
[04:42] Y
    Well... It's when a boy and girl—
[04:46] Gi
    Enough.
[04:47] Gi
    Basically, it means you want sex—
[04:49] Y
    Tashiro!
[04:50] Gi
    Huh? No way!
[04:52] Gi
    What the heck?!
[04:53] Gi
    Wait, that means Miura sees us that way?
[04:57] Gi
    That's kind of annoying!
[04:59] Gi
    Maybe we really should consider a lawsuit.
[05:01] Gi
    We weren't flirting!
[05:04] Y
    Jeez...
[05:05] Y
    But Miura sure was acting weird.
[05:21] Y
    No one's here, right?
[05:27] Y
    Fool...
[05:28] F
    Yes, master!
[05:29] Gi
    I told you to stay put!
[05:32] F
    I'm so sorry, master...
[05:35] F
    I found the girls' conversation
    of extreme interest.
[05:39] Y
    What?
[05:40] Y
    You believe in school ghost stories, too?
[05:43] F
    Indeed.
[05:44] Y
    How stupid.
[05:46] Y
    I haven't ever heard of suicides
    or accidents at this school.
[05:50] F
    All the more reason you should
    use your power to investigate!
[05:55] Y
    Why me?
[05:56] F
    If you find nothing, you find nothing.
[05:58] F
    But if you find something,
    you have us to help you!
[06:02] Y
    I get it. You're bored, right?
[06:06] F
    Let's start with some fortunetelling!
[06:09] Y
    Fortunetelling? You can do that?
[06:11] F
    Indeed! Leave it to us!
[06:14] F
    Here is the page.
[06:15] F
    Go ahead, master!
[06:17] Y
    Oh, fine...
[06:20] Y
    Wheel of Fortune, Norns!
[06:25] F
    The Norns...
[06:26] F
    The three goddesses of fate:
    Skuld, Thandi, Urdr!
[06:30] Y
    Goddesses?
[06:33] Gi
    You called, master?
[06:37] Y
    Goddesses?
[06:39] Gi
    I-Is something wrong?
[06:41] Gi
    We tried to appear modern...
[06:44] F
    Where did you get that information?
[06:46] Gi
    Where?
[06:47] Gi
    Cait Sith.
[06:49] Gi
    Are you stupid?
[06:51] Gi
    Don't believe that lying cat.
[06:54] Gi
    I told you that I didn't want to do this!
[06:56] Gi
    What are you talking about?
[06:58] Gi
    Of all the Petits, he's the most informed!
[07:01] Gi
    How?
[07:02] Gi
    He's making us wear these weird outfits!
[07:04] Gi
    You said you wanted to look modern, too!
[07:08] Y
    So what's their deal?
[07:09] F
    Well, they don't get along so well...
[07:14] Gi
    I apologize that you had to see that, master.
SIGN    Eldest: Skuld
[07:18] {Second Eldest
    So, what are we fortunetelling?
[07:18] {Second Eldest
    Second Eldest: Thandi
[07:20] {Youngest
    It isn't my fault.
[07:21] {Youngest
    Youngest: Urdr
[07:24] Y
    Fine, tell me about the ghost
    stories of this school.
[07:27] Gi
    Please leave it to us.
[07:38] F
    The Norns use a wide variety of techniques.
[07:41] F
    Fortunetelling, clairvoyance,
    and witchcraft, as well.
[07:44] F
    When their hearts come together,
    their true power will be revealed!
[07:49] Gi
    I hate this outfit!
[07:51] Gi
    Don't say that now.
[07:52] Gi
    Hey, concentrate!
[07:54] Gi
    I can't concentrate with you like that!
[07:57] Gi
    Shut up, weirdo.
[07:58] Gi
    I said to concentrate on the fortunetelling!
[08:01] Gi
    Why not call a weirdo a "weirdo"?
[08:01] Y
    The Petits are really useless.
[08:04] Gi
    Hey, I see it.
[08:11] Y
    Learn anything?
[08:12] Gi
    Yes.
[08:15] Gi
    Something... feels muddy.
[08:19] Y
    Huh?
[08:20] Gi
    Muddy.
[08:23] Y
    What's muddy?
[08:29] Y
    Return.
[08:34] Y
    Okay, time for afternoon classes.
[08:38] F
    Master, it seems something really is amiss.
[08:42] F
    Let us investigate for real!
[08:44] Y
    No way...
[08:45] F
    Why not?
[08:47] F
    Even with what the Norns said?
[08:48] Y
    I can't believe in that.
[08:50] F
    Don't say that.
[08:52] F
    I am quite curious about Miura-sensei myself.
[08:57] Y
    Miura, huh?
[08:59] F
    Are you not, master?
[09:02] Y
    Well, I guess.
[09:03] F
    I knew it! Something is
    definitely in this school!
[09:07] Y
    Yeah, yeah.
[09:10] Y
    Come to think of it, he's teaching
    English next period.
[09:13] Y
    I wonder how mad he is.
[09:24] Gu
    Listen, this is important.
[09:27] Gi
    Hey, he's totally different than before.
[09:30] Y
    Yeah. I guess he's normal.
[09:34] Y
    But it's like lunchtime never happened.
[09:39] Gi
    He was yelling so much.
[09:41] Gi
    I feel like an idiot for being scared.
[09:45] Gi
    I know.
[09:46] Y
    What are you planning?
[09:48] Gi
    Nothing...
[09:50] Gi
    I was just thinking that he
    was creeping me out,
[09:53] Gi
    so maybe I'll look into his background.
[09:56] Y
    Don't go too crazy.
[09:58] Gi
    I'll tell you if I find anything, okay?
[10:09] F
    All right, master...
[10:11] F
    Time to start the investigation.
[10:13] Y
    Investigation?
[10:14] F
    The muddy ghost story, you know.
[10:19] Y
    Oh... No, I have work today.
[10:21] ---
    Huh?!
[10:22] F
    But I was looking forward to it!
[10:25] Y
    That isn't my problem.
[10:30] Y
    Miura?
[10:31] Y
    What is he doing in the lecture hall?
[10:34] Gu
    Hey, sexy boy...
[10:52] Gu
    Heading home alone?
[10:53] Gu
    Your friends aren't with you?
[10:56] Gu
    He's the one with all the girls?
[10:58] Gu
    He doesn't look that special to me.
[11:01] Gu
    Lucky guy...
[11:02] Gu
    Share 'em with me. Even if you've
    already slept with them.
[11:11] Gu
    Wh-What?
[11:13] Gu
    You wanna fight?
[11:14] Gu
    Don't get cocky!
[11:20] Gu
    D-Don't think you're so special!
[11:22] Y
    What? You're jealous?
[11:26] Y
    How stupid.
[11:28] Gu
    Shut up!
[11:29] Y
    Fool, let's give them a scare.
[11:32] ---
    What?!
[11:33] F
    Using the Petit Hierozoicon on
    lowlifes like these is a waste!
[11:39] Y
    Just do it.
[11:40] F
    Very well...
[11:42] F
    Threaten them. Nothing more.
[11:47] ---
    What?
[11:48] Y
    Judgment, Brondis!
[11:51] F
    Brondis!
[11:53] F
    The lightning that awakens the dead
    from Hell at the last judgment.
[12:05] Y
    Huh?
[12:06] Gu
    What was that sound?
[12:07] Gi
    An explosion?
[12:09] Y
    C-Crap.
[12:19] Gu
    Ready...
[12:20] Gu
    Go!
[12:22] Gu
    Go! Go!
[12:30] Gu
    How did this happen to me?!
[12:35] R
    The Petits are so much fun, aren't they?
[12:38] Y
    I didn't think it would be so loud.
[12:41] Y
    It was like a tank's main gun.
[12:44] R
    You say that like you've heard one.
[12:47] Y
    I have. Hase and I once went to
    see an SDF training exercise.
[12:58] Gu
    It was probably a good lesson for those kids.
[13:01] Gu
    Well, it's normal for boys that age to
    be jealous of popularity with girls.
[13:06] Y
    Being jealous is normal?
[13:09] Gu
    Yeah.
[13:10] Gu
    No matter how stupid they are,
[13:12] Gu
    showing your emotions when
    you're young is good.
[13:19] Gu
    Or you'll eventually hit a dead end.
[13:21] Y
    A dead end?
[13:23] Gu
    Yeah.
[13:24] Gu
    Life's an endless series of
    small, stupid experiences.
[13:28] Gu
    But if you can't learn from them,
[13:31] Gu
    you'll start refusing to
    interact with others.
[13:35] Gu
    And those people say the same
    thing: "It isn't my fault."
[13:39] Y
    Refusing to interact with others?
[13:41] Gu
    Inaba's so gloomy.
[13:43] Gu
    He doesn't seem to like others.
[13:45] Y
    That's like my old self.
[13:51] Y
    If I hadn't met Hase...
[13:57] Y
    If I hadn't met the people here...
[14:00] Y
    I wouldn't have talked to others
    or been able to believe in them.
[14:03] Y
    I'd have cared only about my perspective,
    become a stupid adult,
[14:08] Y
    and finally, ended up alone.
[14:12] ---
    But it's different now.
[14:14] Y
    I'm surrounded by other people,
    with other values,
[14:17] Y
    experiencing things I'd have never imagined.
[14:19] Y
    As what I once believed is
    constantly broken and remade.
[14:24] Y
    And right now, that process
    makes me very happy.
[14:31] Y
    Ruriko-san, thanks!
[14:33] R
    You eat a lot, huh?
[14:36] Gu
    So communication is important, huh?
[14:39] R
    That's right.
[14:40] R
    No matter how small,
    even if it doesn't matter.
[14:43] R
    As long as someone is there,
    words are important.
[14:48] R
    Even if it's a pain, you talk.
[14:50] R
    Making the extra effort
    is what leads to trust.
[14:54] Gu
    Trust isn't something built up in a day.
[14:59] Gu
    You can tell by looking
    at your friend, right?
[15:01] Y
    That's right.
[15:03] F
    Indeed, master!
[15:06] F
    Please stop summoning us for
    nonsense, as you did today.
[15:10] Y
    What was that?
[15:11] Y
    No one said anything about that rule.
[15:13] F
    We would like you to aim higher.
[15:17] F
    Being used on lowlifes like that
    lowers our reputation... Hmph!
[15:22] R
    They really care for their master, huh?
[15:24] R
    I guess, as master of a magic
    book, you need to do better.
[15:27] Y
    But if I'm your master,
[15:29] Y
    dealing with certain things is
    the most you can expect.
[15:32] F
    What?
[15:33] F
    Please aim higher.
[15:36] Y
    Don't expect too much of a high school boy!
[15:38] R
    "Dig deep where you stand,
[15:41] R
    and you're sure to find a spring."
[15:43] R
    Chogyu Takayama.
[15:46] Y
    What?
[15:47] R
    If something is on your mind,
    keep at it as long as possible.
[15:52] R
    That's one of youth's privileges.
[15:57] R
    That's right.
[15:58] ---
    Chirpity-chirp!
[16:00] Gu
    Huh? Looks like you aren't eating, chirp.
[16:02] Gu
    Okay! We'll help, chirp.
[16:05] Gu
    I love glazed tofu, chirp!
[16:07] Y
    Hey! Don't eat my food!
[16:09] ---
    Chirp! Chirp!
[16:21] F
    At last, you are truly ready
    to investigate, master?
[16:26] Y
    I guess.
[16:27] F
    Splendid!
[16:28] F
    That's my master!
[16:30] F
    We are all looking forward to
    seeing you crack the case!
[16:38] Y
    Hey, Fool, I've been wondering something.
[16:41] Y
    What, exactly, do you want from me?
[16:43] F
    That is, of course...
[16:45] Y
    You definitely wouldn't want me
[16:47] Y
    to behave like the protagonist
    of a manga or a novel, right?
[16:52] Y
    You do?!
[16:54] Y
    Listen...
[16:55] Y
    I'm not interested, and I don't
    have that kind of power.
[17:00] Y
    He got all slippery.
[17:02] F
    You must not assume that.
[17:04] F
    The world is full of possibilities.
[17:07] F
    And perhaps dreams and
    adventure await you!
[17:13] Y
    Shut up.
[17:14] Y
    My life's dream is...
[17:16] Y
    to work for the prefectural government!
[17:22] Y
    T-Tashiro?
[17:23] Gi
    You scared me! What is this?
[17:26] Gi
    Why are you talking about dreams
    of the future in the auditorium?
[17:30] Y
    Shut up! I'm busy!
[17:32] Y
    And what are you doing here, Tashiro?
[17:35] Gi
    What am I doing?
[17:37] Gi
    I said I was going to look
    into Miura, didn't I?
[17:40] Y
    Yeah.
[17:42] Gi
    Doesn't the Drama Club use that storeroom?
[17:45] Gi
    And Miura is the Drama Club
    adviser, you see...
[17:49] Y
    Seriously?
[17:50] Gi
    Yeah. Well, the sub-adviser.
[17:52] Gi
    There were rumors about how the Drama
    Club kids felt watched in here.
[17:58] Gi
    So I figured I should investigate.
[18:01] Gi
    What's wrong?
[18:02] Y
    Nothing.
[18:03] Y
    Let's give it a look, I guess.
[18:05] Gi
    Okay.
[18:14] Gi
    What is this place?
[18:16] Gi
    The air feels so heavy.
[18:18] Y
    This feeling is...
[18:19] Gi
    It smells so moldy in here!
[18:22] F
    Master!
[18:24] F
    It seems...
[18:25] Y
    Yeah. Something is here.
[18:28] Gi
    Wigs, tape, and are those scripts?
[18:32] Gi
    I guess the Drama Club needs a lot of stuff.
[18:36] Y
    The walls are covered in stains and cracks.
[18:38] Y
    This place is pretty old.
[18:41] Y
    What is this?
[18:43] Y
    Why is cardboard stuck on here?
[18:47] Gi
    It's like it's hiding something.
[18:50] Y
    I'll rip it off.
[18:51] Gi
    Okay.
[19:03] Gi
    What is this?
[19:05] Y
    It's all disgusting words
    used to curse women!
[19:15] Y
    From this little window,
    you can see the auditorium.
[19:20] Y
    Right...
[19:21] Y
    Someone was watching girls practicing
    for clubs while they wrote this.
[19:27] Y
    This is what the Norns were talking about.
[19:32] Y
    It's like disgusting mud!
[19:35] Gi
    I feel sick...
[19:36] Y
    Tashiro?
[19:37] Gi
    Hey, did Miura write this?
[19:41] Y
    I don't know.
[19:43] Y
    See how the ink is thinner here?
[19:46] Y
    It was written a long time ago.
[19:49] Gi
    Yeah, you're right.
[19:50] Gi
    Miura only came this year,
    so he couldn't have done it.
[19:54] Y
    It's probably been here a long time.
[19:57] Y
    Maybe someone who already graduated wrote it.
[20:01] Gi
    B-But...
[20:03] Gi
    That ghost story only started
    to spread recently, didn't it?
[20:07] Gi
    Why is that?
[20:10] Y
    Someone with an uncontrollable
    hatred for women
[20:14] Y
    probably drew these scribbles.
[20:18] Y
    Little by little,
[20:20] Y
    those feelings collected
    here, like a landfill.
[20:23] Y
    Negative emotions kept building up.
[20:27] Y
    But eventually, won't the
    landfill run out of space?
[20:32] Y
    This feeling... This weird feeling...
[20:35] Y
    What is it?
[20:37] Y
    I'm on the verge of learning
    something, but...
[20:44] Y
    Tashiro!
[20:45] Gi
    Inaba!
[20:46] Gu
    What are you people doing here?
[20:52] T
    M-Miura...
[20:53] Gu
    No, let me go.
[20:55] T
    What are you people doing here?!
[20:59] Y
    Those eyes again!
[21:03] Y
    We aren't doing anything.
[21:04] Gu
    Liar!
[21:05] Y
    I'm not a liar!
[21:06] Gu
    Liar!
[21:07] Gu
    Liar! Liar! Liar! Liar!
[21:10] Y
    Listen to us...
[21:11] Y
    Just release Tashiro—
[21:15] Y
    What is this?
[21:17] Y
    Is it coming from those scribbles?
[21:23] gu
    Girls... Die.
[21:25] gu
    Girls... Die...
[21:30] gu
    Girls! Die!
[21:33] Y
    Stop it!
SIGN    What happened?
SIGN    What happened to Miura? To JTB?
SIGN    What is this "muddy feeling"?
SIGN    Even with the power of the three Norns...
SIGN    We don't know!
SIGN    Forget that. I will never dress like that again.
SIGN    Got it? Never!
SIGN    Is that foreshadowing?
[23:28] ELegant Life at Yokai Apartment
    Next time on Elegant Yokai Apartment Life:
SIGN    Eleventh Haunting The Worst Possible Meeting
[23:31] ELegant Life at Yokai Apartment
    The Worst Possible Meeting.
[23:33] ELegant Life at Yokai Apartment
    All the keys are hidden in that tiny room?

11 - The Worst Possible Meeting

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[00:00] Y
    Listen to us!
[00:02] Y
    Just release Tashiro—
[00:06] Y
    What is this?
[00:07] Y
    Is it coming from those scribbles?
[00:14] Gu
    Girls... Die.
[00:17] Gu
    Girls... Die...
SIGN    Eleventh Haunting
    The Worst Possible Meeting
[01:51] Gu
    Die.
[01:52] Gu
    Girls... Die.
[01:56] ---
    Girls! Die!
[01:59] Y
    Stop it!
[02:11] Y
    Y-You okay, Tashiro?
[02:14] T
    Yeah... You?
[02:17] Y
    I'm fine.
[02:19] ---
    Ow...
[02:23] T
    Miura's gone.
[02:25] Y
    Looks like he ran off.
[02:27] T
    What's with that guy?
[02:28] T
    He was incredibly strong!
[02:29] T
    I went flying. That should be impossible!
[02:34] y
    Right...
[02:35] T
    And did he just throw a student?
[02:37] T
    Now I'm mad!
[02:40] Y
    Calm down...
[02:42] Y
    But she's right. This doesn't make sense.
[02:45] Y
    Where's Miura getting that power?
[02:49] Y
    And those black bug-like things
    seemed to possess him.
[02:56] Y
    Tashiro? What's wrong?
[02:58] Y
    Are you hurt somewhere?
[03:01] T
    I've decided...
[03:03] T
    If that's how he wants it, I'll learn
    all there is to know about him.
[03:08] T
    I'll use my network of online friends
    to discover exactly who he is.
[03:12] T
    Bye!
[03:15] Y
    Girls are strong.
[03:17] F
    Truly...
[03:19] Y
    Fool!
[03:20] Y
    Where the hell were you?
[03:22] F
    That was spooky back there, yes?
[03:26] Y
    Why didn't you tell me when Miura arrived?!
[03:29] F
    That isn't fair, master...
[03:32] F
    I don't even want to sense the
    auras of such lowly creatures.
[03:37] Y
    The one area where you have pride, huh?
[03:40] F
    Human auras are tainted things.
[03:43] F
    And my delicate heart only
    detects beautiful, pure auras.
[03:48] Y
    Fine, fine...
[03:50] Y
    Norns!
[03:55] Gi
    Did you call us, master?
[03:57] Y
    What manga did they read this time?
[04:00] Gi
    Master?
[04:02] Y
    Can you look into what happened back there?
[04:04] F
    Curious?
[04:06] Y
    Yeah. I want to know about that black thing.
[04:13] Y
    What's wrong?
[04:14] Gi
    It's gone.
[04:16] Gi
    That muddy thing is gone from the room.
[04:20] Y
    Gone?
[04:21] Y
    That's impossible. I just saw it.
[04:24] Y
    Are there yokai that can just
    appear and disappear?
[04:28] F
    That is impossible.
[04:31] F
    Ghosts and yokai are not so indistinct.
[04:36] F
    They appear in forms that we can sense.
[04:40] Y
    So it wasn't a ghost or yokai?
[04:42] Y
    Can you tell me more, Norns?
[04:44] Gi
    Sorry.
[04:45] Gi
    Why not ask Cait Sith—
[04:48] Gi
    You still believe in that liar cat, Urdr?!
[04:50] Gi
    But...
[04:52] Gi
    Stop it!
[04:53] Gi
    How many times has that cat tricked you?
[04:55] Y
    Who else knows things?
[04:57] Y
    Him... Chokmah!
[05:05] Gu
    Do you need something?
[05:06] Y
    Can you think of something muddy
[05:09] Y
    and stuck in one place,
    which isn't a yokai or ghost?
[05:15] Gu
    That's, well...
[05:18] Gu
    It could be many things.
[05:23] Gu
    A portal to the demon world
[05:26] Gu
    from which negative energy
    flows outward, perhaps.
[05:29] Y
    The demon world?
[05:30] Gu
    If that were true, we'd have
    big problems right now!
[05:34] Gu
    The demon world's miasma instantly
     transforms a person into a monster.
[05:39] Gu
    And a hole to the demon world
    doesn't simply open, anyway.
[05:44] Y
    What else could it be?
[05:49] Gu
    Memories, perhaps?
[05:51] Y
    Memories?
[05:52] Gu
    Yes, the memories of a thing!
[05:56] Gu
    In an old castle was a room
    called the "slaughter room."
[06:01] Gu
    When a lord caught his wife
    in bed with another man,
[06:05] Gu
    he slew both of them there.
[06:09] Gu
    Even decades later, they would appear,
[06:13] Gu
    writhing and covered in blood.
[06:18] Gu
    Due to their powerful emotional states at
    the time when they suffered and died,
[06:24] Gu
    which were burnt into the room.
[06:29] Y
    Powerful emotions...
[06:31] Y
    Old man, could the feelings doing that
    be hatred or the desire to curse others?
[06:38] Gu
    Indeed.
[06:39] Gu
    The emotions remain.
[06:42] Gu
    Strong sorrow, hatred, and terror.
[06:45] Gu
    Emotions that easily accrue can
    build up in a single place.
[06:50] Gu
    Even if their originator forgets or vanishes,
[06:56] Gu
    the emotions persist there.
[07:00] Y
    Emotions that persist,
    even if their originator forgets.
[07:03] F
    Sounds like the id...
[07:06] Y
    The id?
[07:07] F
    That which knows not good or evil, loss or
    gain, contradiction, time, or space,
[07:12] F
    existing only to fulfill the demands
    of the unconscious.
[07:16] F
    That's what I read in a book.
[07:18] Y
    That's...
[07:21] Y
    It was in a movie Hase and I saw as kids.
[07:24] Gu
    The protagonist's evil desires
[07:26] Gu
    took the form of a monster of the id.
[07:31] Gu
    The misogyny of whoever scribbled those words
[07:34] Gu
    accumulated in that place.
[07:38] Gu
    That was a monster of the id.
[07:42] Gu
    But it's gone now.
[07:44] Gu
    Old man, can that id monster wander around?
[07:50] Gu
    Those things desire a vessel
    more than anything.
[07:55] Gu
    A vessel?
[07:56] Gu
    A large amount of emotion
    is a powerful being.
[08:00] Gu
    Sometimes, it begins to
    seek a body for itself.
[08:05] F
    And any vessel will do,
    whether thing or person.
[08:09] F
    You have heard many stories about
    dolls with souls, haven't you?
[08:13] F
    The formless seek to enter form.
[08:20] ---
    That which is empty makes
    an especially good vessel.
SIGN    Faculty Room
[08:32] Gi
    Yes, thank you.
[08:34] Gi
    And about this part...
[09:00] Gi
    Sensei? Miura-sensei?
[09:04] Gi
    I brought the plan for the
    Drama Club's activities.
[09:08] Gu
    Thanks...
[09:11] Gi
    Are you okay?
[09:12] Gu
    Sorry, I've just got a headache.
[09:16] Gi
    Shouldn't you go to the nurse's office?
[09:19] Gu
    No, I'm fine.
[09:23] Gi
    What's their problem?
[09:25] Gi
    Do they think they can tell us what to do?
[09:28] Gi
    Let's teach them a lesson.
[09:39] Gi
    Are you okay, Sensei?
[09:42] Gi
    Sensei...
[10:00] Y
    Miura?
[10:01] Gu
    Get back!
[10:06] Gu
    He looks so worn-down...
[10:08] Gu
    It's only been a few days
    since he first went crazy.
[10:12] Gu
    Is he really possessed by an id monster?
[10:16] Gu
    What happened in his past?
[10:31] F
    What would you like to do, master?
[10:38] Y
    The minute I start training as a mage,
    running into a heavy case like this...
[10:45] H
    Don't get involved in any weird stuff.
[10:49] Y
    Hase...
[10:52] Y
    I'm sorry,
[10:54] Y
    but I want to solve the
    mysteries of this case.
[11:00] Y
    And the meaning of our encounter.
[11:21] R
    So Miura-sensei saw the girl and collapsed?
[11:25] R
    These misogynistic emotions are
    possessing him at irregular intervals?
[11:30] R
    I think so, too.
[11:32] Y
    You do?
[11:34] Y
    I don't know what to do.
[11:36] Gi
    Oh? Thinking of an exorcism,
    now that you're a master mage?
[11:40] Y
    That isn't it!
[11:42] Y
    I just want a specialist's opinion.
[11:44] Y
    But Ryu-san and Furuhonya-san are both out.
[11:48] Y
    And Akine-chan is off on
    some kind of school trip.
[11:52] Y
    At a time like this,
    why can't I reach anyone?
[11:56] R
    Well, that's a problem...
[11:58] Gu
    But even if he is possessed,
    performing an exorcism would be difficult.
[12:04] Gu
    You'd need his or his family's permission.
[12:09] Gu
    To his family, knowing none of this,
[12:12] Gu
    he doesn't need an exorcism
    but medical treatment.
[12:16] Gi
    Even if that won't work.
[12:20] Y
    Right...
[12:22] ---
    That's right.
[12:23] Y
    Even if Akine-chan were here,
[12:25] Y
    we can't just break into his room
    and perform an exorcism.
[12:29] Y
    If we did that, we'd be the
    ones sent to the hospital.
[12:32] R
    That's how the world works.
[12:34] R
    Strange, huh?
[12:37] Gu
    It used to be worse.
[12:40] Gu
    People who collapsed from
    minor mental problems
[12:43] Gu
    were said to be "fox-possessed."
[12:45] Gu
    And people thought violence
    would drive the fox out,
[12:48] Gu
    so they'd beat them en masse
    or imprison them forever.
[12:52] Gu
    Sometimes, the whole family
    would be considered cursed.
[12:57] Gu
    In the end,
[12:59] Gu
    discrimination and fear toward
    the unknown doesn't change.
[13:03] Gu
    Can't be helped, though.
[13:06] Y
    Sato-san?
[13:08] Gi
    That's the way I was before I died...
[13:11] Y
    Mariko-san?
[13:12] Y
    Looks, trends...
[13:15] Y
    I just followed them,
    not thinking about a thing.
[13:18] Y
    I feared what was different
[13:20] Y
    and discriminated against it.
[13:24] Y
    Basically, I was an idiot.
[13:27] Y
    So,
[13:28] Y
    studying is really important, Yushi-kun!
[13:31] Y
    See, hear, and read a lot,
[13:33] Y
    and expand your world!
[13:35] Y
    R-Right...
[13:37] Gu
    That's Mariko-chan for you! Smart thinking!
[13:40] Y
    I've been dead for a few decades,
    and I've spent them thinking!
[13:44] Y
    Anyway, back to drinking!
[13:46] Y
    Their words were very heavy.
[13:49] Y
    They'd probably seen that
    many times in their lives.
[13:54] Gu
    Well,
[13:56] Gu
    it's hard to tell a person who's alive
[14:00] Gu
    to seriously study ghosts and yokai.
[14:03] Gi
    That's right!
[14:04] Gi
    Even though they're making movies like that.
[14:07] Gi
    Oh! It's so scary!
[14:09] Y
    Jeez...
[14:11] Y
    I don't know what to do.
[14:13] Y
    And I'm so close. It's frustrating.
[14:16] Y
    But maybe Sato-san's right.
[14:19] Y
    Maybe all I can do now is watch.
[14:22] Y
    Me? Save Miura?
[14:24] Y
    That's ridiculous—
[14:27] Y
    Kuri?
[14:30] ---
    Thanks.
[14:33] Y
    It's good!
[14:34] Y
    This croquette is great!
[14:35] Y
    The potatoes and ground beef...
[14:37] Y
    It's so simple, but the taste is so complex.
[14:40] Y
    Packed, but so light on the tongue!
[14:47] Y
    And it's so sweet...
[14:49] R
    Today's snack was Ruriruri's
    potato croquettes, huh?
[14:53] Y
    It's cold, but the crust is crispy.
[14:55] Y
    And the salt and pepper are perfect.
[14:57] R
    That's Ruriko's magic for you.
[14:59] Y
    It is magic!
[15:00] R
    And when you want a midnight snack...
[15:04] Y
    A midnight snack?
[15:05] R
    You can warm it in the microwave,
[15:09] R
    put it on cold rice,
[15:11] R
    top with some sauce,
[15:13] R
    then add yellow radish!
[15:15] R
    It's amazing!
[15:18] Y
    Warm in the microwave
    and put it on cold rice?
[15:21] R
    Warm in the microwave
    and put it on cold rice!
[15:26] Y
    O-Oh, wow...
[15:30] Y
    Ruriko-san, do you have any croquettes left?!
[15:33] Y
    What about cold rice? And yellow radish?
[15:35] Y
    For me, too!
[15:36] Gi
    And me!
[15:37] Gu
    I put my croquettes on soba noodles, chirp.
[15:39] Gu
    You do what, chirp?
[15:41] Gu
    I mix them with eggs, chirp.
[15:43] ---
    Chirpity-chirp! Chirp!
[15:48] Gi
    Hello!
[15:50] Gi
    This is the Yokai Ap— I mean Kotobuki-so.
[15:53] Gu
    This looks so good.
[15:53] Gi
    Just a second.
[15:55] Gu
    Is not waiting for others okay?
[15:56] Gi
    Yushi-kun! Call from Tashiro-chan!
[15:57] Gu
    Don't tell the others.
[15:59] Y
    Tashiro?
[16:00] T
    Hey, Inaba...
[16:01] T
    Get a cell phone!
[16:02] T
    Talking to other people makes me nervous!
[16:05] Y
    How did you get the number for this place?
[16:08] T
    It doesn't matter, does it?
[16:10] T
    Anyway, I heard Miura collapsed?
[16:12] Y
    Yeah.
[16:13] T
    I see. I discovered a lot, too.
[16:16] T
    Like what happened at his old school.
[16:18] Y
    Really? And?
[16:20] T
    I got a photo, as well.
[16:22] T
    He looks like a totally different person!
[16:24] T
    Want to see it?
[16:25] Y
    Y-Yeah.
[16:26] T
    Right?
[16:27] T
    Then, come to the front door.
[16:32] Y
    Don't tell me...
[16:36] Y
    Tash—
[16:37] T
    Hey, there! I came by!
[16:39] Y
    Listen...
[16:40] Y
    If our sexes were swapped, I'd call the cops!
[16:42] T
    This place is really retro, huh?
[16:46] Y
    How did you find this place?!
[16:48] T
    I do whatever it takes to get information.
[16:51] T
    Especially private information
    on my classmates...
[16:55] Gu
    Who's that?
[16:57] Y
    Do you want to be in the CIA?
[16:59] T
    Maybe...
[17:02] Y
    Forget it.
[17:04] Y
    Then, what's this about Miura?
[17:06] T
    Oh, right.
[17:08] T
    Look at this, first.
[17:10] T
    It's a photo taken when Miura
    first became a teacher.
[17:16] T
    English Katsumasa Miura
[17:16] T
    He really does look like a different person!
[17:18] T
    It was just a few years ago, right?
[17:20] Gu
    Look at the title of the album.
SIGN    Twelfth
    Shiramine Girls' High School
    Graduation Album
[17:23] Gu
    Shiramine Girls' High?
[17:26] Gu
    A girls' high school?
[17:27] T
    Shiramine is a hard school to get into,
[17:30] T
    and it's got a good reputation.
[17:32] T
    All its clubs and teams are well respected.
[17:34] T
    The Drama Club, specifically,
    wins lots of competitions each year.
[17:38] Y
    So wasn't that good for Miura?
[17:40] T
    It's just that girls there can be nasty.
[17:45] Y
    Nasty?
SIGN    Takanodai Central Hospital
[17:46] T
    There are many rumors.
[17:48] T
    They're good, but also very proud.
[17:52] T
    And they ignore newer teachers.
[17:55] Y
    That's...
[17:57] T
    Last year, Miura supposedly
    quit for personal reasons.
[18:02] T
    But the real cause was a fight
    with the Drama Club girls
[18:05] T
    that ended with something
    terrible happening to him
[18:07] T
    and his refusal to go to school.
[18:10] Y
    Something terrible?
[18:12] T
    Something that totally changed
    his appearance.
[18:16] T
    And after a two-year recovery,
    he came to JTB.
[18:20] Y
    Looks like he's totally dragged it
    with him, instead of getting better.
[18:25] Y
    So that's why girls have to die, huh?
[18:28] Y
    Miura suffered at the hands of girls.
[18:31] Y
    His pride and self-confidence were ruined.
[18:35] Y
    When he came to JTB, he was an empty shell.
[18:39] Y
    A room filled with the hatred an
    unknown person had for women.
[18:44] Y
    Miura, the Drama Club adviser,
    would inevitably go there.
[19:02] Y
    Miura, emptied out because of girls...
[19:05] Y
    The id monster, waiting for a vessel.
[19:09] Y
    It was the worst possible
[19:12] Y
    encounter of fate.
[19:24] T
    What's wrong, Inaba?
[19:26] Y
    Nothing.
[19:46] Gu
    They have to suffer.
[19:59] T
    I have a bike.
[20:00] T
    You don't need to walk me back!
[20:03] Y
    Yeah, I do.
[20:05] Y
    Now I know how the id monster and Miura met.
[20:09] Y
    But something still doesn't feel right.
[20:11] Y
    What is it?
[20:13] T
    Come to think of it,
[20:15] T
    why do you have this photo
    in your student notebook?
SIGN    Double Peace
    
    Yushi & Hase
[20:20] Y
    When did you get that?! Is that
    how you found my address?
[20:24] T
    Is that your girlfriend?
[20:26] Y
    Are you stupid?
[20:27] Y
    He's a guy!
[20:29] T
    You take photos like that with other guys?
[20:31] Y
    You girls do it all the time!
[20:34] T
    But it's different, isn't it?
[20:37] Y
    Anyway, the id monster wanted a vessel.
[20:41] Y
    Because it wanted to go
    someplace to do something.
[20:45] Y
    It felt like the first thing it'd
    done was pursue Tashiro...
[20:49] ---
    for some reason.
[20:53] T
    This is it! This is the place!
[20:55] T
    I'll lock up my bike.
[20:57] Y
    Okay.
[21:02] Y
    But Miura collapsed just this afternoon...
[21:05] Y
    It might be too soon.
[21:08] Y
    Tashiro!
[21:15] Y
    Are you okay—
[21:34] Y
    Tashiro!
SIGN    An id monster?
SIGN    I can't believe something like that exists...
SIGN    What do I do?
SIGN    It's my turn.
SIGN    Akine-san?
SIGN    Bring it on, id thing!
SIGN    I'll show you the results of my training.
SIGN    Master, I'll do my best!
SIGN    It's like something's flipped her switch.
SIGN    Next time on Elegant Yokai Apartment Life:
SIGN    I'm Going to the Future.
SIGN    Twelfth Haunting I'm Going to the Future
SIGN    I want to do something.
SIGN    If this is my fate...

12 - I'm Going to the Future

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[00:18] Y
    Tashiro!
[00:24] F
    Now...
[00:30] Y
    Brondis!
[00:36] Y
    What?
[00:48] Y
    I knew it... It's Miura.
[01:05] Y
    With this,
[01:06] Y
    people will think he's a passerby
    who, startled by the sound, fell.
[01:11] Y
    I can't let the police arrest him.
[01:16] Y
    Turning him into a criminal
    won't solve anything!
SIGN    Twelfth Haunting
    I'm Going to the Future
[03:01] Y
    Tashiro... Hey, Tashiro!
[03:03] T
    Ow...
[03:05] T
    Huh? Inaba?
[03:07] Y
    You okay?
[03:08] T
    It felt like something hit me on the head!
[03:11] T
    And I fell over and heard this huge noise!
[03:14] Y
    Good, she didn't see Miura's face.
[03:17] T
    Wh-What was that? What happened?
[03:20] T
    Ow...
[03:21] Y
    It might have been a gas explosion.
[03:24] Y
    The police will be here soon.
[03:25] Gu
    Hey! Another person is here!
[03:28] Gi
    Wake up!
[03:29] Gi
    I heard it was a gas explosion.
[03:31] Gi
    Oh, dear...
[03:41] F
    Splendid, master...
[03:44] F
    To use the Petits so masterfully...
[03:47] Y
    What are you talking about, Fool?
[03:49] Y
    Weren't you the one who said, "Now"?
[03:52] F
    No.
[03:53] F
    That was the echo of your heart.
[03:57] Y
    The echo of my heart?
[03:59] F
    Indeed!
[04:01] F
    We resonated in response to your desire.
[04:07] Y
    I don't get it.
[04:10] F
    Someday, you'll be able
    to feel it more clearly!
[04:14] Y
    That won't do me any good.
[04:17] F
    Are you sure? It is very helpful.
[04:22] F
    For example...
[04:26] F
    It seems someone with a very powerful
    spiritual aura is at the apartments.
[04:34] A
    Croquette on rice! So good!
[04:37] A
    Ruriko-san is the best!
[04:40] Y
    I'm back!
[04:41] A
    Oh, Yushi-kun. Welcome back.
[04:44] Y
    Akine-san, you're back!
[04:46] A
    Yeah. I'm back.
[04:51] A
    I see...
[04:52] A
    That must have been hard.
[04:55] R
    The id monster has finally started
    to control Miura-sensei, huh?
[04:59] R
    How awful!
[05:02] A
    But you did great, Yushi-kun!
[05:03] A
    Your quick choice to defend Miura-sensei...
[05:07] A
    It isn't his fault he got possessed, is it?
[05:11] Y
    No.
[05:12] Y
    So I wonder if there's a way to save him.
[05:15] Y
    I mean, I actually can't do
    anything on my own.
[05:19] Y
    But it doesn't feel like a coincidence.
[05:23] Y
    So...
[05:25] A
    By "coincidence," that strong misogyny
    built up in the tiny room at JTB.
[05:31] A
    By "coincidence," Miura-sensei came to JTB.
[05:35] A
    And by "coincidence," Miura-sensei's
    heart was emptied by women.
[05:41] A
    This all seems too much for mere coincidence.
[05:45] A
    Yes, perhaps this is Miura-sensei's fate...
[05:50] Y
    Fate...
[05:52] A
    If that's the case,
[05:54] A
    then maybe our fate is to save him.
[05:58] Y
    Akine-san!
[05:59] A
    But why, do you think,
    was he after Tashiro-chan?
[06:04] Y
    That's because...
[06:06] Y
    It was partly that Miura
    saw us together, but...
[06:10] Y
    Mostly, Tashiro stands out as a woman.
[06:14] Y
    I think she's an attractive girl,
    objectively speaking.
[06:18] Y
    Even around men, she's cheerful and friendly.
[06:21] Y
    She'd probably be popular anywhere.
[06:25] A
    Yes.
[06:26] A
    But from the perspective of
    one who isn't that way,
[06:30] A
    more than anything else, she'd provoke
    jealousy and irritation...
[06:34] A
    Especially in someone who hates women.
[06:38] A
    "Look at that bitch, sucking up to men!"
[06:41] A
    That's probably what he's thinking.
[06:44] R
    A-Akine-san...
[06:46] R
    Harsh, Akine-chan.
[06:50] A
    Scared?
[06:51] A
    But people like that do exist.
[06:53] R
    For a second there, she was like Hase.
[06:56] R
    And those feelings tied the
    id monster to Miura-sensei.
[07:02] R
    That's why it's decided on
    Tashiro-chan as its first victim.
[07:07] R
    The first of many to come.
[07:09] A
    What will happen to Miura after this?
[07:12] A
    Hmm...
[07:13] A
    His mind will gradually be devoured, I think.
[07:18] A
    Externally, he'll appear to be mentally ill.
[07:21] A
    But the police and doctors
    won't know the real cause.
[07:27] Y
    I... want to do something!
[07:31] Y
    Before that happens to Miura.
[07:33] Y
    By coincidence, my fate brought
    me to the Yokai Apartments...
[07:38] Y
    And to the Petits.
SIGN    Oranges
[07:41] Y
    By coincidence, the id monster took
    over Miura at his new school.
[07:47] Y
    If this is fate,
[07:50] Y
    then my meeting Miura was also fate.
[07:59] Y
    That's right...
[08:00] Y
    There's still time.
[08:02] Y
    Before Miura disappears!
[08:08] Y
    I don't want anyone else to get hurt!
[08:12] Y
    Katsumasa Miura
[08:13] Gu
    Thank you for coming, Inaba.
[08:16] Gu
    You're here on behalf of the students?
[08:19] Gu
    That makes me happy.
[08:20] Y
    Of course.
[08:23] Gu
    I guess I left the hospital
    and wandered around.
[08:27] Gu
    I caused problems for everyone, huh?
[08:29] Y
    Sensei, you're tired.
[08:31] Y
    Everyone was just surprised.
[08:35] Gu
    I'm really sorry!
[08:36] T
    Inaba!
[08:38] Y
    Tashiro...
[08:40] T
    I'm going to make a call on the roof.
[08:42] T
    I can't do it here, can I?
[08:44] Y
    N-No.
[08:52] Gu
    Inaba, could you get a vase
    from the nurse's station?
[08:57] Gu
    I don't want those flowers to die.
[09:00] y
    Right...
[09:01] Gu
    Thanks.
[09:17] Gu
    Damn you, girl...
[09:25] Gu
    Damn you, girl!
[09:30] Gu
    I'll kill you!
[09:31] Gu
    Who the hell do you think you are?!
[09:35] Gu
    You bitch...
[09:37] Gu
    All girls need to die!
[09:53] Y
    The bugs are
[09:54] Y
    being sucked away!
[10:05] Y
    This is... shikigami magic?
[10:12] Y
    Akine-san?
[10:14] A
    Onwabira unken sowaka!
[10:25] A
    Stepping on demons is one way to seal them.
[10:29] A
    Now, it won't be able to leave.
[10:32] F
    I see, I see.
[10:34] F
    Then, it was absorbed into a greater vessel.
[10:37] A
    That's right!
[10:39] A
    I just have to get Fujiyuki-sensei
    to dispose of this.
[10:43] Y
    That looked exactly like
    the real-life Tashiro!
[10:46] Y
    Spiritualists are amazing!
[10:51] Y
    Miura-sensei...
[10:53] Gu
    Where am I?
[10:56] A
    It's all over, Miura-sensei.
[10:59] A
    I'm sure you're confused,
[11:02] A
    but you can forget about everything.
[11:04] A
    Get better soon, and return to school.
[11:08] Y
    Sensei, isn't that great?
[11:10] Y
    Now, let's get you back to your room.
[11:20] Gu
    What?
[11:21] Gu
    What do you mean, forget about everything?
[11:24] Gu
    It isn't that simple.
[11:26] Gu
    You don't know what I've been through.
[11:30] Gu
    I didn't study so hard to go through that!
[11:34] Gu
    I... I...
[11:37] Gu
    That isn't right!
[11:41] Gu
    Ophelia loves Hamlet more than anything.
[11:44] Gu
    Show more emotion!
[11:46] Gu
    It'll help the audience get invested.
[11:52] Gi
    Miura-sensei,
[11:54] Gi
    our school's done Hamlet this way for years.
[11:57] Gu
    You can do that when you're older.
[12:01] Gu
    You're in high school, so be more easygoing.
[12:04] Gu
    That's how you should do it.
[12:08] Gi
    What's with that teacher?
[12:10] Gi
    He's new, isn't he?
[12:12] Gi
    He thinks he's in a position
    to tell us what to do?
[12:16] Gi
    Let's teach him a lesson.
[12:19] Gu
    It wasn't my fault.
[12:21] Gu
    I've always been excellent!
[12:23] Gu
    Those kids lied...
[12:26] Gu
    "Creepy"? "Sexual harassment"?
    "A perverted teacher"?
[12:31] Gu
    D-Damn them all!
[12:36] Gu
    It wasn't my fault...
[12:37] Gu
    It wasn't!
[12:39] Y
    Sensei...
[12:41] Gu
    All they had to do was shut
    up and do as I said!
[12:46] Gu
    And then, those damn girls...
[12:48] Gu
    Who... Who did they think they were?
[12:50] Gu
    Damn it!
[12:53] Y
    Hey—
[12:54] A
    Yushi-kun.
[12:56] A
    We're leaving.
[12:58] Y
    Akine-san...
[13:01] Gu
    I don't understand...
[13:02] Gu
    What did I do wrong?!
[13:06] Gu
    I did my best!
[13:10] Gu
    I did my best...
[13:27] T
    Morning, Inaba!
[13:30] Y
    Morning.
[13:31] Y
    Is your head okay?
[13:32] T
    Just fine. Ow...
[13:35] Gi
    Jeez, what are you doing?
[13:38] Gi
    By the way, did you hear?
[13:39] Gi
    Miura-sensei went to the hospital.
[13:43] Gi
    Then, English today will be study hall!
[13:45] T
    Yes!
[13:46] T
    And I can take a great nap!
[13:48] Gi
    Don't you sleep, even when
    the teacher's there?
[13:50] T
    You could tell?
[13:54] Y
    I was wrong...
[13:56] Y
    Even though the id monster's gone,
[13:58] Y
    it doesn't make Miura a good person.
[14:01] Y
    It just makes him the person he was.
[14:04] Y
    Even if he's a bad adult, with no
    idea what he's done wrong,

[14:08] Y
    that's who he is.
[14:11] Y
    I can't deny that, can I?
[14:14] T
    What are you thinking about, Inaba?
[14:17] Y
    Nothing...
[14:20] T
    That sounds suspicious.
[14:22] Y
    Worry about yourself, not others.
[14:25] Y
    From now on, no walking around late at night!
[14:28] T
    Ow!
[14:30] T
    Inaba hit me!
[14:33] Y
    It's over, right?
[14:39] Y
    Now, it's back to normal life.
[14:43] Y
    Come to the Art Room at Lunch
[14:45] Y
    What's this?
[14:45] ---
    Come to the Art Room at Lunch
SIGN    Joutou Business High School
[14:50] T
    Huh? Where's Inaba?
[14:52] Gi
    No idea.
SIGN    Art Room
[14:59] T
    What? No one's here.
[15:01] T
    Someone's idea of a joke?
[15:03] T
    I thought it was those punks from before.
[15:11] T
    M-Miura?
[15:15] T
    What are you thinking?!
[15:18] Gu
    I know... I know.
[15:21] Gu
    But I can't help it now.
[15:25] Gu
    This is the only way I can feel better!
[15:30] Gu
    It feels like I'd be better off if
    I just destroy everything...
[15:35] Gu
    Right?
[15:36] Gu
    Don't you think so, too?
[15:38] Y
    Are you stupid? That's just running away!
[15:41] Y
    If you're an adult, face things!
[15:44] Gu
    Me? I'm not running...
[15:48] Gu
    Why would you say that?
[15:50] Y
    Damn it.
[15:51] Y
    He's all messed up!
[15:55] Y
    You idiot!
[15:57] Y
    Brondis!
[16:07] Y
    Damn it! My left shoulder...
[16:10] F
    Are you all right, master?
[16:12] F
    At times like this, call Goyelems.
[16:15] Y
    Goyelems?
[16:17] Y
    Power...
[16:19] Y
    Goyelems!
[16:22] F
    Goyelems... A doll made of stone.
[16:30] Y
    I'm saved.
[16:36] Y
    Miura,
[16:38] Y
    you really are sick.
[16:40] Y
    Go get treated at the hospital.
[16:43] Y
    Everyone fails, in all kinds of ways.
[16:46] Y
    But why give up there?
[16:49] Gu
    An explosion in the art room?
[16:51] Gu
    Sensei, this way!
[16:53] Gu
    You can't change the past.
[16:55] Gu
    So you have to figure out how to avoid
    making the same mistake again!
[17:03] Gu
    But...
[17:04] Gu
    This time, it's really over.
[17:13] Gu
    But, Fool, can you do
    something about Brondis?
[17:19] F
    Like what?
[17:20] Y
    Make it a little more effective.
[17:22] Y
    Or concentrated.
[17:25] Y
    If this happens every time I use it...
[17:27] F
    You will simply have to learn
    to control your power!
[17:33] F
    We can do nothing about that!
[17:38] R
    Yushi-kun...
[17:40] R
    What happened to you?
[17:42] R
    Are you all right?
[17:44] Y
    Ryu-san...
[17:47] R
    I see... That must have been rough.
[17:50] Y
    No, getting involved was my choice.
[17:54] Y
    But I don't know if I was able to save him.
[17:58] Gu
    Some people can't be saved.
[18:05] R
    That's right.
[18:07] R
    When you scoop water,
    no matter how big your hands,
[18:10] R
    it drips from the gaps.
[18:12] R
    Supposedly, Buddha's hands have webbing,
[18:15] R
    and water would probably drip from his, too.
[18:17] Y
    Isshiki-san...
[18:19] R
    All we can do is think about the
    water still in our hands.
[18:25] R
    But that doesn't mean we don't
    care about the water lost
[18:29] R
    or that we should give up.
[18:33] R
    You can't touch some things in this
    world, even if you're next to them.
[18:37] R
    And sometimes, you're offered a hand
    from a place you never expected.
[18:41] R
    That is karma.
[18:44] Y
    Karma, huh?
[18:46] R
    Sometimes, the answer may
    take a while to come.
[18:49] Y
    Ryu-san...
[18:51] Y
    That's right.
[18:52] Y
    Even someone with his power couldn't stop
[18:55] Y
    two hundred people from killing themselves.
[18:59] Y
    The hostages he saved were
    connected to him by karma.
[19:04] Y
    And the two hundred who died
    were the water that fell.
[19:07] Y
    I'm sure he wanted to save both groups.
[19:10] Y
    But sometimes, you can't do it.
[19:13] Y
    That's reality.
[19:15] Y
    The reality we have to face and overcome.
[19:22] Gu
    You guys are all so gloomy...
[19:25] Gu
    Yushi, eat these and cheer up.
[19:35] Y
    So sweet!
[19:37] A
    They're really good!
[19:39] A
    Ruriko-san, more sea urchin and tuna!
[19:43] Gu
    I got these fresh.
[19:45] Gu
    They taste better fresh, right?
[19:47] Y
    I didn't like sea urchin,
    but this is really good!
[19:52] Y
    I could eat a ton!
[19:55] R
    This is karma, too.
[19:58] Y
    What's this sound?
[20:04] Y
    What's Hase doing here?
[20:06] A
    Oh, he called a while ago, and I accidentally
     told him about Miura-sensei.
[20:12] H
    Inaba!
[20:14] Y
    H-Hey...
[20:16] H
    What were you thinking?!
[20:17] H
    I told you not to get involved!
[20:19] H
    Akine-san, train this idiot
    harder and level him up!
[20:24] Y
    This idiot...
[20:26] R
    Love hurts, huh?
[20:28] Gu
    Yushi looks like a chestnut, chirp.
[20:30] Gu
    No, more like a bean jam bun, chirp.
[20:32] Gu
    Both are all swollen, chirp!
[20:37] Y
    Reality is harsh...
[20:45] Y
    And a month later,
[20:47] Y
    my wounds had healed a lot.
[20:50] Gu
    Don't glare and then ignore us!
[20:53] Gu
    Well, our forgiveness won't cost much.
[20:55] Gu
    We're going to karaoke!
[20:58] Gu
    But we're a little short.
[21:01] Y
    And my normal life returned.
[21:03] F
    What will you do, master?
[21:06] F
    Use Brondis?
[21:08] F
    Or Hippogriff?
[21:14] Y
    Okay, Fool...
[21:15] Y
    We're running!
[21:17] F
    Let's run!
[21:18] Gu
    Wait!
[21:24] Y
    It will take millions of yen to repair
    the art room I destroyed.
[21:29] Y
    I feel bad.
[21:30] Y
    Once I graduate, I'll donate
    to repair it, little by little.
[21:35] Y
    Yes, of course.
[23:11] Y
    With all that stuff over,
    time for summer break!
[23:14] Y
    I can't wait!
[23:16] Y
    You're so excited, Yushi-kun.
[23:18] Y
    Akine-chan was excited, too.
[23:20] Y
    She said she could train you
    hard over summer break.
[23:24] Y
    Seriously?
[23:26] Y
    I can't wait!
[23:28] Y
    Next time on Elegant Yokai Apartment Life:
[23:31] Y
    Metamorphosis.
SIGN    Thirteenth Haunting Metamorphosis
[23:32] Y
    Wh-What is this?
[23:34] Y
    What's happened to me?

13 - Metamorphosis

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[00:02] Y
    It's summer vacation!
[00:04] A
    It's summer vacation, so it's time
    to level up your training!
[00:07] A
    Let's do our best!
[00:09] Y
    Yeah...
[00:10] Y
    And so, the summer vacation
    of my sophomore year began.
[00:15] Y
    Huh? Is this new?
[00:17] A
    It's hard!
[00:22] Y
    What is this?
[00:23] Y
    I don't get it.
[00:25] Y
    I can't see it because of the water!
SIGN    Thirteenth Haunting
    Metamorphosis
[01:58] Y
    Namu... oriya... boryokichi... shikuraya...
[02:04] Y
    Fujisato boya...
[02:06] A
    You're probably frustrated over being
    unable to read it, but control yourself!
[02:10] A
    Self-control!
[02:11] Y
    I know...
[02:12] Y
    That's supposed to be the training.
[02:15] Y
    But why is it s-so cold?
[02:18] Y
    This can't be happening.
[02:19] Y
    Training always passes so fast,
[02:22] Y
    but my body aches and the water's so cold!
[02:25] Y
    Sahara...
[02:26] A
    Self-control!
[02:27] Y
    Danno donsha...
[02:30] Y
    Namashukyuri...
[02:34] Y
    It's so long...
[02:36] Y
    I can't see the end.
[02:38] Y
    I can't breathe!
[02:40] A
    Self-control!
[02:41] Y
    Calm down.
[02:42] Y
    Self-control... Self-control.
    Self-control. Self-control!
[02:45] A
    Okay! That's all, Yushi-kun!
[02:51] A
    Are you all right, Yushi-kun?
[02:54] Y
    My body feels like it's falling apart.
[02:56] Y
    I can't believe my new training is so hard!
[02:58] A
    You probably can't move yet.
[03:00] A
    Okay, Akira-san, you do it!
[03:04] Gu
    Leave it to me.
[03:05] Y
    Don't tell me...
[03:08] Y
    How did I know he'd carry
    me like a princess?!
[03:11] A
    Warm up in the bath, okay?
[03:13] Gu
    Okay, off we go!
[03:14] Y
    This training is too hard in a lot of ways!
[03:21] Y
    Thanks, Akira-san...
[03:22] A
    Sure thing.
[03:23] R
    You're working hard this morning, Yushi-kun.
[03:26] Y
    Ryu-san!
[03:27] A
    Oh, you're back?
[03:29] A
    I wondered why everyone was so quiet.
[03:31] R
    I heard you leveled your training up.
[03:34] R
    And you couldn't stand at the end?
[03:36] Y
    N-No...
[03:37] A
    Yushi-kun, you liked that bath, right?
[03:40] Y
    Stop it!
[03:42] R
    Then, I'll take you to the bath tomorrow.
[03:45] Y
    I refuse!
[03:46] R
    What? Akira-san can, but I can't?
[03:49] Y
    That isn't it!
[03:51] A
    Okay, that's enough!
[03:53] A
    Breakfast time!
[03:54] Y
    I've been waiting!
[03:54] A
    Bean-flavored fried fish.
[03:56] A
    Egg tofu with summer vegetables!
[03:59] A
    Spinach and chrysanthemum salad
    with white miso dressing...
[04:01] A
    Fried pork and bean sprouts.
[04:03] A
    Clam soup and lightly pickled eggplant!
[04:06] R
    I love the smell of vinegar.
[04:09] A
    Perfect after a night of heavy drinking.
[04:11] A
    And a special dish for Yushi-kun!
[04:13] A
    Salad with herbs and thinly sliced beef!
[04:16] Y
    Wow! Let's eat!
[04:20] All
    Good morning! Smells good!
[04:22] All
    You're back, Ryu-san.
[04:23] R
    I just got back.
[04:25] Gu
    Akira-san, you're up early this morning...
[04:27] Gu
    You're already drinking?
[04:29] Gu
    You have beer after a bath, right?
[04:41] R
    You're awake?
[04:43] ---
    H-Huh?
[04:45] R
    You fell asleep during breakfast.
[04:48] R
    Like a baby!
[04:51] Y
    Again?
[04:53] R
    You're up, Yushi-kun? How do you feel?
[04:55] Y
    I feel great now!
[04:57] R
    Well, being young is nice...
[04:59] R
    Kids his age absorb and
    digest everything, huh?
[05:04] R
    And they keep growing and changing.
[05:06] R
    Isn't it amazing to watch?
[05:07] Y
    I-Is it?
[05:09] R
    Right now, he's a gem,
    waiting to be polished.
[05:13] Y
    I'm a gem?
[05:34] Y
    And so, a week passed.
[05:37] Y
    Namunorakinjikirimokokodoshamisabo.
[05:44] A
    Okay, all done.
[05:47] Y
    Already?
[05:48] A
    Yeah, I think you've gotten used to it.
[05:50] A
    That was fast.
[05:52] R
    Appears you can get to the
    bath on your own today.
[05:54] Y
    Ryu-san! Right, I'm fine!
[05:57] R
    I see...
[05:58] R
    But if it's hard, I'll hold you
    on the way again.
[06:01] Y
    I'm fine! I'm fine!
[06:02] Y
    I'll pass!
[06:04] R
    That's a shame.
SIGN    Men
[06:09] Y
    This feels so good...
[06:12] Y
    My whole body feels filled with power.
[06:15] Y
    Is this...
[06:17] F
    Master, I am glad to see you working
    so hard at your training.
[06:22] Y
    Oh, Fool...
[06:23] F
    I feel an excellent aura from you now!
[06:26] F
    It is, I believe, the result
    of your training.
[06:29] Y
    I see.
[06:30] Y
    That's right!
[06:34] Y
    Been a while. Guess I'll weigh myself.
[06:36] Y
    Last time, I was 55 kilograms...
[06:42] Y
    Forty-five?
[06:46] Y
    I've lost 10 kilograms.
[06:50] R
    Hey, Yushi... Your body...
[06:54] Y
    What is this?!
[06:56] R
    Is this a boxing manga?
[07:00] Y
    It's no good.
[07:01] Y
    It's Ruriko-san's special breakfast,
    but I have no appetite...
[07:07] Y
    What's happened to my body?
[07:08] A
    Yushi-kun...
[07:10] A
    No training for today.
[07:13] A
    You can rest.
[07:16] Y
    Okay.
[07:21] Y
    I thought I'd leveled up.
[07:26] Y
    I wonder what Hase's doing...
[07:29] Y
    If I'm remembering Hase at a time like this,
[07:32] Y
    I haven't grown at all!
[07:37] Y
    Kuri?
[07:39] Y
    You want me to play?
[07:42] Y
    Yeah.
[07:44] Y
    Okay, let's play a game!
[07:47] Y
    At times like this, thinking is useless!
[07:51] Y
    How about this?
[07:53] A
    Dinnertime!
[08:01] Y
    I... I can eat it.
[08:03] Y
    It's good, Ruriko-san!
[08:05] Y
    The soft, stewed Hamburg steak!
[08:07] A
    I'm glad, Yushi-kun.
[08:09] Y
    Humans need to eat, huh?
[08:12] Y
    I'm so uncomplicated!
[08:13] R
    To get by, you have to be.
[08:16] R
    When you're young, both body
    and soul are unstable.
[08:19] R
    You could face one direction yesterday,
    and an opposite one today.
[08:22] R
    And you just do that, over and over.
[08:25] R
    But if you don't get lost, the world
    will remain small and won't grow.
[08:29] R
    And that's really tiring!
[08:35] Y
    It's okay to be lost.
[08:38] Y
    I thought I understood that, but...
[08:45] ---
    Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Chirpity-chirp!
[08:49] A
    Still not doing well?
[08:51] Y
    No.
[08:52] Y
    I'm back to how I was.
[09:01] Y
    Fool's always so annoying, but...
[09:06] Y
    I guess he can take a hint.
[09:13] Y
    Damn it!
[09:29] T
    It feels so good!
[09:31] Gi
    Aren't you glad we came?
[09:32] Gi
    The pool's the best way to
    spend the summer, huh?
[09:35] T
    What's wrong?
[09:36] Gi
    I wonder if anyone I know is here...
[09:40] Gi
    I guess not.
[09:41] Gi
    Hey, what do you think Inaba's doing?
[09:43] Gi
    Working, probably?
[09:45] Gi
    He's working! I want to go see him!
[09:47] Gi
    That's a great idea!
[09:49] Gi
    But he's a mover. Are you sure?
[09:53] Gi
    Never mind.
[10:01] Y
    This feeling... I remember it.
[10:07] Y
    From when I was still at my uncle's house.
[10:10] Y
    From when bad things happened,
    and I wanted to take it out on someone.
[10:15] Y
    But I couldn't do it there.
[10:17] Y
    So I left.
[10:20] Y
    Don't stop... Don't stop...
    Don't stop. Don't stop!
[10:30] Y
    I haven't grown, have I?
[10:44] Y
    The sea...
[10:49] Y
    My training... Guess I don't
    have it again today.
[10:53] Y
    What time is it?
[10:56] Y
    I still... don't want to go back.
[11:08] Y
    The sun's set...
[11:13] Y
    Huh?
[11:16] Y
    Fool? When did you...
[11:19] F
    We are always with you, master.
[11:26] Y
    Guess it's time to go home!
[11:28] A
    I have a lot of worries, and I
    did a lot of stupid stuff.
[11:32] Y
    You, too?
[11:33] A
    Sure.
[11:35] A
    I went around breaking glass at school,
[11:37] A
    stole a bike, and went for a joyride.
[11:38] Y
    Yutaka Ozaki, right?
[11:40] R
    I'm amazed you know that, Akine-chan.
[11:42] A
    Well, my worries stopped
    when I got to high school.
[11:46] Y
    Why?
[11:47] A
    I found painting.
[11:50] A
    Of course, I'd have slumps, and maybe
    I had more to worry about...
[11:54] A
    But I'd decided this was what I
    was going to do with my life.
[11:58] A
    All my worries, uncertainty, and pain
    have become good memories.
[12:03] A
    Even if I weren't a painter now.
[12:08] R
    I don't know about worries,
    but I was always certain.
[12:11] Y
    You were?
[12:14] R
    The day I was born, my life
    was as good as decided.
[12:18] R
    And I knew that.
[12:20] R
    So I was always certain.
[12:23] Y
    Then, your worries...
[12:24] R
    I simply had to overcome them.
[12:27] R
    If I hadn't, I couldn't have survived.
[12:31] A
    I guess I'm the same.
[12:34] A
    My life has been decided,
    ever since I was very little.
[12:37] A
    So no matter how hard things got,
    I was going to overcome them!
[12:42] R
    It's nice being young...
[12:44] R
    Youth is what lets you think
    that way, and then do it.
[12:48] A
    What about you?
[12:50] R
    I had no worries or uncertainty!
[12:53] A
    I knew it!
[12:56] Y
    Yeah... That's right.
[13:00] Y
    This is what I was lacking.
[13:02] Y
    I don't have the resolve to be
    a mage, no matter what.
[13:07] Y
    But...
[13:09] Y
    Akine-san has always been
    serious about training me.
[13:13] Y
    And when I couldn't move,
[13:15] Y
    Akira-san helped me, again and
    again, never looking bothered.
[13:18] Y
    And Ryu-san called me a gem.
[13:23] Y
    But a gem only shines because
    someone polishes it.
[13:29] Y
    Even if I can't be a mage,
[13:32] Y
    I want to believe the experience everyone's
    given me will be a good memory.
[13:37] Y
    And for that, I'll make all this
    suffering a part of me.
[13:41] Y
    That is my resolve!
[13:51] A
    Morning.
[13:53] A
    Okay, let's get started.
[13:54] Y
    Right!
[13:56] Y
    Namakaratannotorayaya.
[13:59] Y
    Nanoriyaboryokichishifuraya.
[14:10] Y
    I...
[14:11] Y
    I can see... myself?
[14:15] Y
    What's going on?
[14:45] Y
    How... beautiful.
[14:58] A
    Okay, that's enough!
[15:05] A
    What's wrong, Yushi-kun?
[15:07] Y
    Akine-san, I was above the sky.
[15:11] Y
    The light was streaming down...
[15:13] A
    That's called divine inspiration.
[15:16] Y
    Divine inspiration?
[15:18] A
    The sense of liberation and pleasure you feel
[15:21] A
    when you've overcome your inner limits.
[15:24] A
    Congratulations, Yushi-kun!
    You've leveled up!
[15:27] Y
    Really?
[15:30] A
    Your weight decreased, you felt tired,
[15:33] A
    or suddenly filled with energy.
[15:36] A
    That instability was because of the
    load placed on you before growth.
[15:41] A
    But you're okay now!
[15:43] Y
    You knew about all this?
[15:46] ---
    Yeah.
[15:47] A
    Why didn't you tell me?
[15:50] Y
    If I had, it wouldn't have
    been training, would it?
[15:52] Y
    You had to overcome it yourself.
[15:54] Y
    But I was sure that you could!
[15:58] Y
    Thanks.
[16:08] Y
    My body feels light.
[16:10] Y
    It feels so good!
[16:11] Gu
    What?
[16:14] Y
    This is so good! Ruriko-san, this is amazing!
[16:18] R
    Your appetite's amazing.
[16:20] A
    Yeah! I'm totally back!
[16:22] A
    No, I feel reborn!
[16:26] R
    I guess I'll be off.
[16:28] R
    Okay, good luck.
[16:33] Y
    Ryu-san, wait!
[16:38] R
    What's wrong, Yushi-kun?
[16:40] Y
    Ryu-san, were you staying for my sake?
[16:45] R
    Watching your growth was fun, Yushi-kun.
[16:50] R
    You didn't choose magic.
[16:53] R
    I am moved by the mysteries of your fate.
[16:57] R
    But in reality, it's a difficult thing.
[17:00] R
    So I'll help as much as I can.
[17:03] Y
    Thank you!
[17:05] R
    You're worth it.
[17:09] R
    No matter what your fate,
[17:11] R
    no matter what aid others give,
[17:13] R
    in the end, only your own
    will can overcome it.
[17:17] R
    Of course, some people cannot do it.
[17:22] R
    But I offer no help to those
    who refuse to try.
[17:29] Y
    He isn't only kind...
[17:31] Y
    He's as stern as he is kind!
[17:35] R
    No one knows what the future holds.
[17:39] R
    You will often worry and feel lost.
[17:43] R
    But never give up.
[17:47] ---
    Right.
[17:48] R
    Now, as a reward for finishing training,
    I will put a magic spell on you.
[17:53] Y
    A spell?
[17:55] R
    Imagine I have another eye here.
[17:58] Y
    An eye on your forehead?
[18:01] R
    Yes. A third eye.
[18:05] ---
    Ow!
[18:07] R
    Now, it is transferred to you.
[18:09] y
    Transferred? The eyeball?
[18:12] R
    Yes, if things happen, look with
    the eye in your forehead.
[18:16] R
    Your spirit sight will activate.
[18:19] R
    That is a third eye.
[18:21] Y
    A third eye?
SIGN    Blah Blah Blah
[18:23] R
    An idea that exists across mysticisms,
[18:25] R
    it's interpreted not as an organ
    of sight, but of intuition.
[18:29] R
    By opening the third eye, you can
    gain supernatural insight.
[18:35] Y
    I see.
[18:36] Y
    I didn't get that at all.
[18:37] A
    Basically, it means attaining enlightenment.
[18:41] Y
    That makes it sound cool!
[18:44] Y
    A third eye, huh?
[18:49] Y
    A pleasant summer morning.
[18:52] Y
    Come back whenever you want, Hase.
[18:58] Y
    I'm so uncomplicated...
[19:11] A
    Yushi-kun, lunchti—
[19:14] A
    Look at your face!
[19:20] Y
    What is this?!
[19:22] Gu
    Going for a new look, chirp?
[19:23] Gu
    Looking good, chirp.
[19:24] Gu
    Looks great, chirp!
[19:29] Y
    Hey, Kuri!
[19:31] R
    Kuri's never played a prank before, has he?
[19:34] A
    He's grown a lot more active lately, huh?
[19:37] R
    He's probably influenced by the
    kid his age around here...
[19:41] A
    Who are you talking about?!
SIGN    Men
[19:45] Y
    It finally came off.
[19:47] F
    Hello there, master.
[19:50] Y
    Hey, Fool... It's been a while.
[19:53] F
    Your aura is even more beautiful than before.
[19:56] F
    I can feel the increase
    in your spiritual power!
[20:00] Y
    Yeah?
[20:01] F
    Indeed.
[20:02] F
    The more your power grows,
[20:05] F
    the more we grow, as well.
[20:07] F
    The omnipotent spirit Jin,
    whom you summoned before,
[20:11] F
    has recovered and increased his strength!
[20:13] Y
    So you Petits have powered up, too?
[20:16] Y
    I guess I'll try it out.
[20:22] Y
    Nope, never mind.
[20:23] F
    Why?!
[20:24] Y
    I'm tired and going to bed.
[20:26] F
    Master...
[20:28] Y
    I'm done with you.
[20:30] F
    You're no fun.
[20:31] Y
    What a pain.
[20:32] Y
    So, what do you want me to do?
[20:35] F
    Hmm... How about Sirene's new song?
[20:39] Y
    New song?
[20:41] F
    Thanks to you, her repertoire has increased!
[20:44] Y
    Oh? Then, let's try it.
[20:47] Y
    Temperance... Sirene.
[20:52] Y
    Now, Sirene, let master hear your new song!
[21:00] Y
    Maybe this'll be good!
[21:03] Y
    She's just humming!
[21:05] F
    She learned choreography, too!
[21:07] Y
    She didn't need to bother.
[21:11] Y
    Should have known it'd end like this...
[21:13] Y
    After all those amazing experiences,
    I feel like I haven't changed.
[21:18] Y
    The omnipotent spirit
    Jin's power is probably...
[21:23] Y
    700 yen?
[21:25] Y
    He has the same idea about money
    as I do! We're both commoners!
[21:30] A
    Why is he laughing to himself?
[21:32] R
    At that age, everything is funny.
SIGN    This place always relaxes me so much...
SIGN    Right, Kuri?
SIGN    What's this? "All I need is to be with Daddy Hase"?
SIGN    Is that so, Kuri?!
SIGN    Did he really say that?
SIGN    Next time on Elegant Yokai Apartment Life:
SIGN    Late Night at the Yokai Apartments.
SIGN    Fourteenth Haunting Late Night at the Yokai Apartments
SIGN    A new secret in the building's basement?
SIGN    The landlord's amazing!

14 - Late Night at the Yokai Apartments

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[00:01] ---
    Chirp, chirp, chirp...
[00:05] Y
    So hot...
[00:08] Gu
    He's here, chirp.
[00:09] Gu
    He's here, chirp!
[00:10] Gu
    The landlord's here, chirp!
[00:16] Y
    I see...
[00:17] Y
    He's here to get the rent.
[00:19] Gu
    I told you,
[00:21] Gu
    I just came back from my trip and
    don't have the money right now.
[00:24] Gu
    Me, too.
[00:26] Gu
    Please wait until next week.
[00:29] Y
    Grown-ups refusing to pay 25,000 yen...
[00:37] Y
    But if I pay today, I'll have
    to withdraw more tomorrow.
[00:44] Y
    It's Sunday, and I'd have
    to pay the ATM fee.
[00:51] Y
    I feel sorry for the landlord,
    but I'll have to have him come back.
[01:08] Y
    Is he gone?
[01:11] Y
    Whew.
[01:12] Y
    Sorry, landlord.
[01:17] ---
    "Muni"?
[01:19] Y
    Huh?
[01:23] Y
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[01:25] Y
    I'll pay!
SIGN    Book of Blessings
[01:28] Y
    He lectured me.
SIGN    Fourteenth Haunting
     Late Night at the Yokai Apartments
[03:07] Y
    Hey, Hase, you're back?
[03:10] H
    Hey! It's been a while.
[03:16] Y
    How was your trip to Australia?
[03:19] Y
    Looks like you had fun.
[03:22] H
    Nah, it was tough.
[03:29] H
    Inaba, you look a lot thinner.
[03:34] Y
    My new training's really hard.
[03:37] Y
    But I'm okay now.
[03:39] H
    I see.
[03:40] H
    You're really changing.
[03:43] Y
    Yeah.
[03:45] Y
    But nothing changes.
[03:47] H
    Kuri!
[03:50] H
    Have you been a good boy?
[03:52] H
    I brought lots of presents.
[03:56] Y
    You've changed, too, you know.
[04:03] R
    Another big haul, huh?
[04:07] R
    Mille Valton VSOP!
[04:11] A
    And kiwi sherbet!
[04:14] A
    It must've been hard just to
    bring this stuff here, right?
[04:17] H
    Well, we had to get first class tickets.
SIGN    Older Sister Ena-san
[04:19] Background
    Business class? No way!
[04:22] Background
    We need to stay in a chateau-style cottage!
[04:23] H
    And a chateau-style cottage.
[04:25] B
    We're going skiing again.
[04:26] H
    And ski tickets.
[04:28] H
    And go shopping.
[04:30] B
    Send this to Japan, too.
[04:32] B
    It's so cold!
[04:33] H
    And go to a night cruise party.
[04:33] H
    It's Winter in Australia
[04:35] H
    Just that.
[04:37] H
    It wasn't that bad.
[04:39] B
    Hase, your soul's trying to leave your body!
[04:45] A
    It's hard being in a family
    with a lot of girls.
[04:48] R
    I think he might be special.
[04:52] Y
    Hase!
[04:55] H
    Oh, right.
[04:56] H
    I have this for Akine-san.
[04:59] Y
    What is it?
[05:01] H
    Opal earrings.
[05:04] H
    I don't know if they're your thing, but...
[05:08] A
    Can I really have them?
[05:09] H
    Of course.
[05:11] H
    I hate to say it,
[05:13] H
    but they weren't that pricey,
[05:15] H
    so go ahead.
[05:17] A
    I'm so happy!
[05:19] A
    Thank you, Hase-kun!
[05:21] A
    Ruriko-san!
[05:24] H
    Good timing, Ruriko-san.
[05:26] H
    Give me your hand.
[05:30] H
    It's a black opal ring.
[05:33] H
    I'm sure you'll take it off when cooking.
[05:35] H
    But perhaps you can enjoy being
    fashionable the rest of the time.
[05:38] R
    You never miss a beat, huh?
[05:41] A
    Why did you know the size of her finger?
[05:44] H
    I can tell by looking at her fingers.
[05:48] Y
    It's okay.
[05:49] Y
    It's just Hase being Hase.
[05:51] H
    And... Kuri!
[05:54] H
    I have a stuffed kangaroo for you!
[06:00] H
    And a crocodile!
[06:02] H
    And a koala!
[06:04] H
    And this bird is called an emu!
[06:06] A
    He's such a dad!
[06:08] Y
    How did this happen?
[06:10] A
    Hase-kun, how long are
    you staying this time?
[06:14] R
    Stay till school starts!
[06:17] H
    Of course, that's the plan!
[06:20] Y
    Wait!
[06:22] Y
    You're going to be freeloading here again?
[06:23] Y
    I won't be here tomorrow, I've got work.
[06:27] H
    Oh, I see.
[06:29] H
    Go have fun.
[06:34] H
    I'm going to have lots of fun here!
[06:38] H
    I'm going to relax and
    recover from my exhaustion!
[06:42] ---
    Wha...
[06:43] R
    Kuri won't be lonely then.
[06:46] A
    Okay, Ruriko-san.
[06:48] A
    I'll help with the cooking.
[06:50] H
    Oh, I forgot.
[06:51] H
    Inaba.
[06:53] H
    Here's your present.
[06:55] H
    An aboriginal art present.
[06:58] A
    I refuse to accept this!
[07:04] All
    Let's eat!
[07:07] R
    This fried eggplant with Japanese peppers!
[07:09] A
    It's perfect with white rice!
[07:13] A
    It's almost too good!
[07:15] R
    Let's drink this down
    before Fukase gets back!
[07:19] A
    Please! Ruriko-san!
[07:21] A
    Give me a whole pot of rice!
[07:25] A
    Akine-chan could eat it!
[07:28] H
    It's really good.
[07:30] H
    When I come here, I can really
    feel how good rice is!
[07:35] H
    Ruriruri's food is good home cooking!
[07:40] H
    And it's elegant and delicate!
[07:42] H
    And rice dishes are the
    basis of Japanese cooking!
[07:47] Gu
    Summer is the time for rice!
[07:49] Gu
    Eat good food, and you won't get heatstroke!
[07:53] All
    Yup!
[07:55] Gu
    Oh, my.
[07:57] Gu
    It's a very lively night again, I see.
[08:00] Y
    Antiquary!
[08:01] R
    It's been a while!
[08:04] C
    Look at all these familiar faces!
[08:08] C
    So you did come back, Yushi-kun.
[08:10] Y
    Yup.
[08:14] C
    But I won't give Ryu-san's pendant back.
[08:18] Y
    You've learned to talk back!
[08:20] Y
    And is this another newcomer?
[08:23] Y
    This is my friend!
[08:25] Y
    Mizuki Hase!
[08:26] Y
    He loves this apartment and
    is spending a lot of time here!
[08:30] H
    I'll be here for summer vacation.
[08:32] H
    Nice to meet you.
[08:37] Gu
    By the way,
[08:38] Gu
    are you interested in things like this?
[08:42] Gu
    A unicorn horn!
[08:44] Y
    Stop it!
[08:51] Gu
    Ochazuke after sake is so great!
[08:55] Gu
    Plump eel and crunchy cucumbers,
    the perfect combination!
[09:00] A
    And the kiwi sherbet Hase-kun
    brought me is amazing, too!
[09:05] H
    Akine-san,
[09:06] H
    is that the whole pack?
[09:13] Gu
    What's wrong, boy?
[09:15] H
    You're very good at using chopsticks, huh?
[09:20] Gu
    Am I?
[09:21] Gu
    I was born in the east and grew up here.
[09:25] Y
    I doubt it.
[09:28] H
    It seems you and I are
    drawn together somehow.
[09:33] H
    Perhaps.
SIGN    Bad Feeling
[09:37] H
    That unicorn horn...
[09:40] H
    I'll take it.
[09:41] H
    How much?
[09:44] H
    It's been so long since
    someone's taken me seriously.
[09:49] H
    How much will you pay?
[09:50] H
    Thirty thousand yen.
[09:52] H
    That's a good price.
[09:54] H
    This thing's real!
[09:56] H
    I'd need 100,000 minimum!
[09:59] Y
    A hundred thousand yen
    for a real unicorn horn?
[10:01] Y
    Isn't that cheap?
[10:03] Y
    I don't know.
[10:05] H
    I don't believe you,
[10:07] H
    so 32,000 yen.
[10:09] Y
    Believe me.
[10:12] Y
    Eighty thousand yen.
[10:14] H
    We just met, though.
[10:16] H
    Thirty-five thousand yen.
[10:18] Y
    I have Yushi-kun to guarantee for me.
[10:22] Y
    Seventy-five thousand yen.
[10:24] Y
    He's not up to the job.
[10:27] Y
    Thirty-eight thousand yen.
[10:28] Y
    Hey!
[10:29] Gu
    Very well.
[10:31] Gu
    I'll throw in something extra.
[10:33] Gu
    Seventy thousand yen.
[10:35] Y
    Fifty thousand yen.
[10:36] Y
    Sixty thousand yen.
[10:37] Y
    Very well.
SIGN    Negotiations Successful
[10:41] ---
    Hooray!
[10:42] Gu
    I got the last one!
[10:45] H
    It's so pretty!
[10:47] Gu
    The unicorn horn heals all illnesses,
[10:51] Gu
    and reflects curses.
[10:53] Gu
    Now you'll be safe.
[10:55] H
    So what do I get extra?
[10:59] Gu
    This feels a little too
    good to be "extra," but...
[11:07] H
    A unicorn?
[11:09] H
    It's rare and uncensored.
[11:12] Y
    Inaba...
[11:13] Y
    If you want this, you can have it.
[11:16] Y
    Nah.
[11:18] H
    I see.
[11:19] H
    That training sounds hard.
[11:22] Y
    Yeah.
[11:23] H
    You lost ten kilograms at once?
[11:25] H
    That has to have hit you hard mentally.
[11:27] H
    It was hard, huh?
[11:29] Y
    Yeah.
[11:31] Y
    Divine Inspiration, huh?
[11:33] Y
    I'd want to bathe in
    golden rain showers, too.
[11:37] Y
    Since you worked so hard, you must've
    seen something amazing, right?
[11:41] Y
    You're amazing.
[11:43] Y
    Yeah.
[11:45] Y
    Having someone who'll look
    at you objectively is great.
[11:52] Y
    Is it true that you know yourself
    better than anyone, anyway?
[11:57] Y
    There're some things only you know,
[12:01] Y
    but there are a lot of things
    that you can't know on your own.
[12:05] Y
    Things you don't want to know...
[12:09] Y
    Things you don't want to admit.
[12:11] Y
    And so you lock them away in your heart.
[12:15] Y
    But Hase opened that door.
[12:20] Y
    Even if it's something
    I didn't want to hear,
[12:21] Y
    or something that upset me,
[12:23] Y
    he explained it in a way I could understand.
[12:27] Y
    He's always fair and accurate.
[12:31] Y
    That's who Hase is,
[12:33] Y
    and that's why when he says something,
    I can listen to him.
[12:38] H
    A third eye, huh?
[12:41] Gu
    I should've figured you'd know about it.
[12:43] H
    It's in a lot of manga and fantasy
    novels as a sign of magical power.
[12:50] Y
    But it's funny, isn't it?
[12:53] Y
    Smashing his head into mine
    and saying, "Now you've got it!"
[12:57] Y
    A powerful psychic doing that?
[12:59] Y
    Kinda funny, huh?
[13:01] H
    Give it to me, too.
[13:03] H
    Ryu-san's third eye.
[13:06] H
    Give it to me.
[13:07] H
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[13:12] Y
    Ow!
[13:15] H
    Okay!
[13:16] H
    Now it's mine!
[13:17] Y
    You little...
[13:19] Y
    blockhead!
[13:23] H
    Sorry, sorry.
[13:24] H
    She was really loud, wasn't she?
[13:26] H
    Mommy was being really loud!
[13:28] Y
    Who are you calling "Mommy"?
[13:30] Y
    Sorry, Kuri.
[13:42] H
    He's way more of a blockhead than he looks.
[13:48] H
    Landlord?
SIGN    Book of Blessings
[13:50] H
    The rent? Of course.
[13:54] H
    Um, well...
[13:56] H
    Oh, crap!
[13:57] H
    I completely forgot this month's rent!
SIGN    Book of Blessings
[13:59] H
    Last month I was late, too,
    so this is really awkward.
[14:09] ---
    Eh?
[14:12] H
    What was that about?
[14:14] H
    Inaba, what's wrong?
[14:16] Y
    I just met the landlord, but he ignored me.
[14:21] H
    Oh, right.
SIGN    Receipt for August
SIGN    Landlord
[14:23] H
    I paid this month's rent.
[14:27] Y
    When?!
[14:28] H
    Be quiet!
[14:30] Y
    Are you okay with that?
[14:31] ---
    Yeah. You're letting me stay at your place.
    At least let me do that much.
[14:36] Y
    Oh, I paid for my food, too.
SIGN    Receipt for Mizuki Hase, August
SIGN    Landlord
[14:40] ---
    
[14:40] Y
    Which means he paid 50,000 yen?
[14:43] H
    Now we'll be together all summer!
[14:45] Y
    Hase...
[14:46] Y
    You...
[14:48] Y
    Why do you have so much money?
[14:50] Y
    No, you just paid 60,000 before, right?
[14:53] Y
    I have to get up early...
[14:56] Y
    But what I need to say is one thing...
[15:01] Y
    Please stay forever, Hase-sama!
[15:04] H
    Sure thing.
[15:05] ---
    Awoo! Awoo!
[15:09] ---
    Chirpity-chirp!
[15:11] Gu
    Did you think we were dogs?
[15:12] Gu
    Too bad, we're birds!
[15:14] ---
    Awoo, chirp!
[15:19] Gu
    Namu kara tannou torayaya
    namu oriya boryokichi shifuraya...
[15:27] Gu
    Fujisato bouya mokosato bouya...
[15:30] A
    Okay, that's all.
[15:31] Y
    Yes!
[15:33] Y
    I'm so hungry.
[15:35] Y
    I'm getting used to this
    new training, huh, Akine-san?
[15:40] A
    I want a waterfall.
[15:43] A
    I was just thinking that a hose
    isn't cutting it anymore.
[15:48] A
    And so, we need a waterfall.
[15:50] ---
    I see...
[15:52] A
    Yushi-kun leveled up, and I
    want to wear a swimsuit.
[15:56] A
    A waterfall, huh?
[15:58] A
    I don't think that's possible.
[16:02] A
    Let's ask the landlord.
[16:05] A
    Can he do that?
[16:06] ---
    Yeah.
[16:07] A
    Thanks for the food!
[16:08] A
    I'll go ask Fujiyuki-sensei what
    kind of waterfall is best.
[16:15] R
    Training under a waterfall now?
[16:17] R
    Rough!
[16:18] A
    That's not funny!
[16:20] Gu
    It'd be better to dig in
    next to the hot springs.
[16:23] Gu
    And you can drink while
    watching the waterfall!
[16:26] Gu
    I like that!
[16:27] Gu
    The landlord could do that!
[16:30] Gu
    Okay, let's go talk to him!
[16:32] Gu
    Landlord!
[16:36] H
    Why not have him dig a
    randomly generated dungeon?
[16:39] H
    It'd be good training right?
[16:40] Y
    No, thank you!
[16:51] Y
    This is the Kotobuki-so.
[16:52] T
    Inaba?
[16:54] T
    It's me.
[16:55] Y
    What do you want, Tashiro?
[16:56] T
    Big news!
[16:57] T
    Toshizo-chan is in the hospital!
SIGN    Class 2-C Homeroom Teacher: Toshizo Hayasaka
[17:00] Gu
    Hayasaka-sensei is?
[17:02] T
    So a new teacher's coming!
[17:07] T
    It's a young man, supposedly.
[17:09] Y
    Where does she get this information?
[17:12] T
    I wonder what they're like?
[17:14] T
    I mean, I like Toshizo-chan, but...
[17:16] Y
    Right, right.
[17:17] Y
    We'll talk later about it.
[17:19] ---
    Bye.
[17:21] Y
    A new teacher, huh?
[17:29] H
    Hey, what's wrong?
[17:31] H
    Landlord!
[17:32] H
    He's all white!
[17:35] A
    Oh, Yushi!
[17:36] Y
    Akira-san!
[17:37] A
    It's ready.
[17:40] A
    Go to the baths.
[17:51] A
    It's a waterfall.
[17:53] A
    And... the night sky.
[17:56] Y
    Where's it connected to?
[17:58] Y
    Wow.
[17:59] Y
    The Yokai Apartments are amazing.
    That's all I can say.
[18:03] R
    I like it.
[18:05] R
    Classy!
[18:07] R
    Good work, Landlord.
[18:10] R
    This is nice.
[18:12] R
    Have a drink.
[18:14] R
    Thanks so much.
[18:15] R
    And snacks from Ruriruri!
[18:18] R
    Fugu ovaries in salt!
[18:23] R
    This is amazing!
[18:25] R
    I can't wait for winter.
[18:27] R
    And for watching the snow and drinking!
[18:28] R
    These guys are great at enjoying life.
[18:33] R
    Hase, Kuri, let's go in, too.
[18:36] R
    Yeah!
[18:39] ---
    You idiot!
[18:41] R
    You'll spill the sake!
[18:45] R
    Is it true the waterfall's ready?
[18:47] R
    I'll join in, too!
[18:49] ---
    It's so pretty!
[18:49] R
    Mariko-san, hide your front!
[18:55] A
    Morning!
[18:57] A
    We're starting training
    with waterfalls today!
[19:00] Y
    Akine-san, why are you dressed like that?
[19:03] A
    I'll join in!
[19:05] ---
    Right...
[19:07] A
    This is nice.
[19:08] A
    The ideal amount of water.
[19:12] A
    Akine-san, the water means
    I can't see the words!
[19:15] A
    Yushi-kun, you should remember them.
[19:18] A
    I'll chant them with you.
[19:20] A
    Ready...
[19:21] A
    Namu kara tannou torayaya
    namu oriya boryokichi shifuraya...
[19:30] A
    Fujisato bouya mokosato bouya...
[19:37] A
    Okay, done!
[19:46] A
    It's been a while since it's been that hard.
[19:50] A
    You'll get used to it quick.
[19:52] A
    But there's a hot spring
    right in front of me!
[19:58] A
    This is so nice.
[20:00] A
    That felt great, huh?
[20:02] A
    Let's do it tomorrow!
[20:03] A
    She's one amazing high school girl.
[20:10] A
    This is the best way to spend summer.
[20:12] A
    It's best when it's hot, huh?
SIGN    Table Salt
[20:15] A
    Thanks, Ruriko-san.
[20:27] A
    It's going, going... gone!
[20:31] A
    Goodbye, goodbye!
[20:33] A
    Summer vacation was almost over.
[20:35] A
    Sorry I'm late, Mom, Dad.
[20:39] A
    I'm so busy with work
    and training every day.
[20:42] A
    Especially training!
[20:44] A
    Waterfalls!
[20:45] A
    They've got me training with waterfalls!
[20:47] A
    The world's big, huh?
[20:50] A
    I don't know how far I can go, but I'll try.
[20:54] A
    Going forward is so much fun now.
[20:57] A
    I'll keep stumbling here and there,
[21:00] A
    but I have people to
    train me and support me.
[21:04] A
    I want to do my best for them.
[21:08] A
    And someday...
[21:10] A
    The chance that brought
    me to the Yokai Apartments
[21:15] A
    will seem to me to be inevitable, I hope.
[21:18] A
    So you don't have to worry.
[23:11] A
    So what's our new teacher like?
[23:14] A
    I'd be so happy if he's cute.
[23:16] A
    I'd like an old man.
[23:19] A
    He wouldn't get mad if we ate in class.
[23:22] A
    Then a cute old man would be best, right?
[23:25] A
    Agreed!
[23:27] A
    Not agreed!
[23:28] A
    Next time on Elegant Yokai Apartment Life:
SIGN    "A New Teacher Arrives."
SIGN    Fifteenth Haunting A New Teacher Arrives
SIGN    A new club member, too?

15 - A New Teacher Arrives

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[00:01] Gi
    I can see it. I can see it!
[00:03] Gi
    A new encounter for the master.
[00:06] Gi
    I can sure see it!
[00:09] Y
    A new encounter?
[00:10] F
    The goddesses of fate,
    ladies and gentlemen...
[00:12] F
    They've told the master about
    his luck for the new semester!
[00:18] Y
    I don't care about my luck,
[00:20] Y
    but you insisted.
[00:22] F
    Now, now...
[00:23] F
    So what is this new encounter?
[00:26] Gi
    And why do we have to
    wear these heavy things?
[00:31] Gi
    We're supposed to be goddesses.
[00:34] Gi
    Don't say that. Cait Sith said
    these are the latest in fashion!
[00:40] Gi
    His ideas about trends are all messed up!
[00:43] Gi
    I don't want to dress like that!
[00:45] Gu
    The new semester starts tomorrow, chirp?
[00:47] Gu
    What a way to start it, huh, chirp?
[00:49] Gu
    Good luck, Yushi, chirp!
[00:51] Y
    Thanks...
[00:53] ---
    Chirpity-chirp! Chirp!
SIGN    Fifteenth Haunting
    A New Teacher Arrives
[02:25] Gu
    Now, I'll introduce the teacher who will
    replace Hayasaka-sensei while he's ill.
[02:32] Gu
    Naomi Chiaki-sensei.
[02:36] T
    Chiaki?
[02:37] Y
    Naomi? A woman?
[02:42] Gu
    He will be teaching accounting and computers.
[02:45] Gu
    He will also oversee homeroom for Class 2-C.
[02:52] Y
    I-It's a man...
[02:54] T
    Lucky me!
[02:56] Y
    But he doesn't seem like a teacher...
[02:59] T
    And I will also introduce Miura-sensei's
    replacement, as well.
[03:07] T
    Haruka Aoki-sensei.
[03:09] T
    She'll be in charge of Class 2-A.
[03:20] Gu
    I am Kamiya, the student council president.
[03:22] Gu
    On behalf of all the students,
[03:24] Gu
    I welcome you,
[03:27] Gu
    Chiaki-sensei, Aoki-sensei.
[03:29] Gu
    Nice to meet you.
[03:31] Gu
    Nice to meet you.
[03:37] Gi
    Chiaki-chan's so cool!
[03:39] Gi
    He's starting today, right?
[03:40] Gu
    Aoki was hot, huh?
[03:43] Gu
    Maybe I'll study extra hard in English!
[03:48] Gu
    Okay, we're starting homeroom!
[03:55] Gu
    The principal introduced me, but I'm
    the homeroom teacher for 2-C.
SIGN    Naomi Chiaki
[04:00] Gu
    The name's Naomi Chiaki.
[04:02] Gu
    Nice to meet you.
[04:09] T
    His body's so nice...
[04:11] T
    Question, Sensei!
[04:14] Gu
    What?
[04:14] T
    Are you single—
[04:16] Y
    Hey!
[04:17] Gu
    I'm 32, and I'm single.
SIGN    Naomi Chiaki
[04:20] Gu
    My family is rich.
[04:22] Gu
    But if you want to do anything
    with me, graduate first.
[04:27] Gu
    Once you graduate, it'll be fine.
[04:30] Y
    He's easy to get along with.
[04:33] Gi
    Where do you live, Sensei?
[04:35] Y
    East Takanodai.
[04:37] Gi
    Do you play a sport?
[04:39] Y
    I've done aikido since I was a kid.
[04:41] Gi
    Does the rest of your family teach?
[04:45] Y
    My cousin is a teacher at
    a girls' middle school.
[04:48] Gi
    What's your favorite type of girl?
[04:52] Y
    Girls, huh?
[04:54] Y
    Sexy ones with big boobs...
SIGN    Naomi Chiaki
[05:01] Y
    What kind of questions are these?
[05:03] Y
    Well, since I'm replacing Hayasaka-sensei,
[05:06] Y
    I'll also be in charge of
    guidance counseling.
[05:09] Y
    But I'm still new at this.
[05:13] Y
    I haven't been teaching for even a decade.
[05:16] Y
    And due to that, I'm young,
[05:18] Y
    which means I know how you guys feel.
[05:24] Y
    I understand that this stuff
    is interesting, but...
[05:28] Y
    Ow.
[05:29] Y
    This is confiscated!
[05:33] Y
    So that's all the punishment he gets?
[05:35] Y
    I thought he reminded me of someone...
[05:39] Y
    It's Akira-san.
[05:40] Y
    Popular, rough, and gutsy.
[05:44] T
    All right, we're changing seats.
[05:46] T
    We'll draw straws, okay?
[05:50] Gi
    Hello, members of Class 2-C.
[05:53] Gi
    I am Haruka Aoki.
[05:54] Gi
    Since the school year is underway,
    I realize there will be some confusion.
[05:58] Gi
    But let's work hard at our studies!
[06:02] Gi
    "To be or not to be, that is the question.
[06:05] Gi
    Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
[06:09] Gi
    the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
[06:12] Gi
    or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
[06:15] Gi
    and by opposing end them.
    To die, to sleep no more.
[06:16] Y
    Hmm, she's easy to understand.
[06:18] Y
    She seems really prim and proper,
[06:20] Y
    And by a sleep, to say we end."
[06:21] Y
    unlike Chiaki.
[06:22] Gi
    All right, are there any questions so far?
[06:28] Gi
    She was even prettier up close.
[06:31] Gi
    Yeah, so slender! I wish I looked like her!
[06:34] Gi
    Aoki-sensei is great,
    but Chiaki-sensei's better! He's so awesome!
[06:39] Gi
    Right? He's so cool!
[06:41] Gi
    Yeah, he's really cool.
    And he's fun when he talks.
[06:44] Gi
    Right? Right?
[06:45] Gi
    I wish he'd talk more.
[06:47] Gi
    I'm sure he has lots of funny stories!
[06:50] Y
    Well, I don't have a bad
    opinion of him, either.
[06:52] T
    You get it, Inaba!
[06:54] T
    But I think I know why Chiaki-sensei
    is doing guidance counseling.
[06:58] T
    It feels like he'd help you with
    even the weirdest problems!
[07:01] T
    What do you mean by weird problems?
[07:04] T
    But couldn't you talk to Aoki-sensei
    about your problems, too?
[07:07] T
    She seems nice.
[07:09] T
    I don't know...
[07:11] T
    You couldn't say anything weird to her.
[07:14] T
    When you say "weird," what do you mean?
[07:16] T
    You know! Weird stuff!
[07:20] T
    Inaba, you couldn't go to her
    with pervy problems, could you?
[07:25] Y
    I wouldn't do that!
    And don't drag me into this!
[07:27] T
    What's this?
[07:28] T
    What kind of pervy problems
    does Inaba-kun have?
[07:31] Y
    Don't ask me!
[07:35] Y
    Well, I definitely couldn't go to
    her with anything like that...
[07:40] Y
    She's got this kind of air about her
    that wouldn't allow it, you know?
[07:43] Y
    And you need to be careful who you
    discuss your problems with, too.
[07:48] Y
    People can be good at some
    things and bad at others.
[07:50] F
    Indeed!
[07:52] F
    Two new teachers...
[07:55] F
    The Norns' fortunetelling was correct!
[08:00] Y
    Yeah. So amazing.
[08:01] Y
    But I'm glad both were good teachers.
[08:04] F
    Indeed...
[08:06] F
    The woman's aura was especially pure!
[08:10] T
    Oh? That's rare.
[08:12] T
    You always say human auras are tainted,
    so you don't want to sense them.
[08:17] F
    Normally, yes!
[08:19] F
    Human auras are always wavering,
    warped by various desires and emotions.
[08:27] F
    But those who have undergone spiritual
    training lack that fluctuation!
[08:33] F
    Like that black mage you admire.
[08:37] T
    Ryu-san?
[08:38] F
    A person of strong beliefs, you could say.
[08:41] F
    The aura unique to one who focuses
    each day on mastering his path.
[08:49] T
    Then, Aoki-sensei must be
    a very good person, right?
[08:53] F
    Not necessarily a good person.
[08:58] F
    It is simply that her aura is pure.
SIGN    Joutou Business High School
[09:06] A
    Hey, Inaba.
[09:07] A
    You got a second?
[09:08] Y
    Chiaki-sensei?
[09:09] T
    What? What? Do you need something?
[09:12] A
    I heard you live alone in an apartment.
[09:15] A
    As your teacher, should I
    visit your home once?
[09:19] T
    No, there's no problem...
[09:21] A
    Naturally. You get good grades and
    seem to take things seriously.
[09:25] A
    I can neglect you, right?
[09:27] Y
    He's a very direct teacher.
[09:29] Y
    It's okay.
[09:31] Y
    I won't do anything stupid.
    My livelihood is on the line.
[09:35] A
    A good answer.
[09:39] Y
    Wh-What?
[09:43] A
    All right! Bye.
[09:46] Y
    What was that?
[09:51] T
    It isn't fair that he only talks to you!
[09:53] Y
    What are you talking about? Okay, let's go!
[09:56] T
    It isn't fair he only talks to you! Not fair!
[09:58] Y
    Stop it...
[10:00] Y
    Sorry for being late!
[10:03] Gu
    Inaba and Tashiro, perfect timing.
[10:05] Gu
    I was just about to introduce
    a new club member.
[10:09] Y
    A new club member?
[10:10] T
    At this time of year?
[10:12] Gu
    Yes, she joined for the new semester.
[10:15] Gu
    Konatsu Yamamoto, class 1-F.
[10:17] Gu
    Everyone, look after her.
SIGN    About the upcoming social with the Foreigners Club
[10:34] Gu
    Today,
[10:36] Gu
    we'll decide what we're doing for the upcoming
    social with the Foreigners Club.
[10:42] Gu
    Okay!
[10:43] Gu
    Last year, we dubbed an
    anime movie into English.
[10:47] Gu
    What should we do this year?
[10:48] Gu
    Last year's event was pretty popular.
[10:50] Gu
    That's right.
[10:52] Gu
    A lot of children come to it, so an
    anime was the right choice.
[10:55] Gu
    Then, should we do that again this year?
[10:58] Gu
    No objections!
[11:05] T
    Konatsu-chan!
[11:07] T
    Konatsu is such a cute name.
[11:10] T
    I'm Tashiro, from 2-C.
[11:12] T
    Is there an anime movie you like?
[11:17] T
    English...
[11:20] T
    You don't speak English at all, do you?
[11:23] T
    In the English Conversation Club, I assumed
     you'd speak English the whole time.
[11:31] T
    Of course not!
[11:33] T
    Konatsu-chan, you're so serious!
SIGN    Country of Cherry Blossoms
[11:36] Y
    Oh, you like books? What kind
    of book are you reading?
[11:40] Y
    Chekhov.
[11:42] T
    Chekhov?
[11:44] T
    What does that mean?
[11:47] Y
    It's the name of the author.
[11:49] T
    Oh, that's it!
[11:53] Y
    Russian literature is great, isn't it?
[11:55] Y
    Dostoevsky is good, too,
[11:57] Y
    but I like Chekhov.
[11:59] Y
    Isn't his depiction of the plight
    facing the fin-de-siècle
[12:03] Y
    intelligentsia and peasantry moving?
[12:06] Y
    I... I see.
[12:08] Y
    I only read samurai fiction
    and adventure novels...
[12:11] T
    I always buy the latest Engine
    World and Military Clothes
.
[12:15] Y
    That isn't a novel!
[12:17] T
    What?
[12:20] T
    Okay, everyone in your seats!
SIGN    About the upcoming social with the Foreigners Club
[12:22] T
    Tell me what anime movies you'd like to see.
[12:27] T
    I'd like to suggest my favorites,
[12:29] T
    but if we want one for kids...
[12:31] K
    Why anime?
[12:34] K
    Why not a normal movie?
[12:37] Gu
    No...
[12:38] Gu
    We just decided...
[12:40] Gu
    ...to go with an anime movie, right?
[12:42] K
    You're in high school.
[12:44] K
    Shouldn't you be getting over anime?
[12:49] K
    Anime is for little kids.
[12:52] T
    Anime isn't for little kids!
[12:56] Y
    Tashiro, that isn't what we're discussing.
[12:59] Gu
    Then, do you have any
    suggestions, Yamamoto-san?
[13:03] Gu
    This may be slightly difficult,
[13:06] Gu
    but perhaps we should choose Truffaut.
[13:08] Gu
    Truffle? Like a mushroom?
[13:11] Gu
    Have you heard of that?
[13:12] Gu
    No...
[13:16] K
    Never mind.
[13:17] T
    What's her problem?
SIGN    My Neighbor Dragon Pocke
[13:23] Gu
    That's enough for today.
SIGN    My Neighbor Todo Dragon Bat Pocket Star Natade
[13:25] Gu
    Next time, let's decide our candidates.
[13:27] Gu
    Good work today!
[13:35] Gu
    Truffaut...?
[13:39] Gu
    Well, there's a problem child!
[13:41] T
    That was a surprise. What was that?
[13:43] Gu
    What do we do with that movie?
[13:45] Gu
    To begin with, it isn't in Japanese.
[13:47] Gu
    It would be good English practice.
[13:50] Y
    But Truffaut was... a French movie director.
[14:01] R
    Russian literature and Truffaut, huh?
[14:03] R
    Those are for the hardcore.
[14:07] Y
    Yeah... But it doesn't seem right.
[14:11] R
    But with the way she talked...
[14:13] R
    It sounds like a complex.
[14:15] Y
    That's it! You think so?
[14:21] Gu
    Fifteen, reading Russian
    literature? Yeah, right!
[14:24] Gu
    I don't buy the Truffaut thing, either...
[14:26] Gu
    Didn't Truffaut make romances for adults?
[14:30] Gu
    You need to understand the subtleties
    of relationships to get them.
[14:35] Gi
    At fifteen, a girl with lots of relationship
    experience wouldn't watch Truffaut.
[14:40] ---
    O-Oh...
[14:42] R
    Right?
[14:44] R
    Now, a question...
[14:46] R
    Russian literature, with its
    rich human dramas.
[14:49] R
    Truffaut, with his depictions
    of adult romance.
[14:52] R
    Both are highly regarded and artistic.
[14:55] R
    And if you say you like them,
    you seem very smart...
[14:59] R
    At least, to other people.
[15:01] Y
    I get it.
[15:03] Y
    So she chose them to seem smart, right?
[15:06] Y
    And not because she likes them.
[15:09] R
    No, maybe she thinks she does like them.
[15:13] R
    It's hard to think she truly understands
    Truffaut or Russian literature.
[15:18] R
    But I don't see her as a simple liar.
[15:21] R
    So maybe she's just gilding herself.
[15:26] R
    Gilding?
[15:27] R
    Maybe Konatsu-chan has a problem.
[15:30] R
    Be careful how you deal with her.
[15:33] ---
    Hmm...
[15:34] R
    And her, too.
[15:35] Gi
    She ain't watching Truffaut...
[15:41] Y
    Hey, there!
SIGN    Gull
[15:45] T
    She insulted our club,
    but she's the first here.
[15:49] Gu
    Hey, now...
[15:50] Gi
    Hello!
[15:51] T
    Senpai?
[15:53] T
    Look at Inaba's lunch for
    today! It's amazing!
[15:56] T
    It's so pretty!
[15:58] T
    The yellow things are shrimp dumplings
    with a corn coating,
[16:01] T
    and the colorful ones are
    chop suey spring rolls.
[16:04] T
    And the rose is salmon!
[16:06] T
    I'm so jealous!
[16:08] T
    Konatsu-chan, want to see Inaba's lunch, too?
[16:12] T
    I'm not interested!
[16:15] Gi
    Oh...
[16:16] T
    Also, Tashiro-senpai.
[16:19] T
    Please don't call me by my first name.
[16:22] T
    I have a last name. Yamamoto.
[16:25] T
    I... I see.
[16:27] T
    I'm sorry, Yamamoto-san.
[16:32] T
    Hey, there! I rented
    DVDs for the anime choices!
[16:37] Y
    Thanks.
[16:38] T
    Senpai, it took three places,
    but I finally got them all.
[16:42] T
    Which do you want?
[16:44] Y
    There are so many, it's hard to choose.
[16:46] T
    They all look great... My tension's rising!
[16:50] Y
    That isn't how you use the word "tension."
[16:53] ---
    What?
[16:54] Y
    I said that isn't how you
    use the word "tension."
[16:58] Y
    In English, "tension" is used
    to refer to a nervous state.
[17:02] T
    I didn't know that.
[17:03] Y
    Y-Yeah, that's true. But that's
    how we use it in Japanese.
[17:08] Y
    So it's okay, right?
[17:10] Gu
    You're in the English Conversation Club,
    and you didn't even know that?
[17:16] T
    Hey, you didn't need to put it that way.
[17:18] T
    As long as people understand, who cares?
[17:20] T
    You're using English wrong, despite being
    in the English Conversation Club?
[17:24] T
    Why not take a little more pride?
[17:27] Gu
    We're speaking Japanese,
    and that's how we use it.
[17:30] Gu
    We don't think about it that much!
[17:33] T
    "We"? Is that the royal we?
[17:35] T
    Please don't say things to
    detract from your responsibility.
[17:39] T
    The royal... what was it?
[17:43] T
    The royal we exists to make an
    individual's feelings appear
[17:46] T
    to be those of a group.
[17:48] T
    It's the "we" of a ruler.
[17:50] T
    The name comes from its use by
    royalty when speaking to subjects.
[17:55] T
    So a commoner shouldn't use it.
[17:58] T
    H-Huh? Then, what?
[18:01] T
    If I'm a commoner pretending to be king,
[18:03] T
    then what are you?
[18:05] T
    I don't use English improperly
    or deflect responsibility.
[18:12] T
    So... So...
[18:15] T
    So you're talking much more like a king!
[18:20] Y
    Hey.
[18:21] Y
    Stop being stupid and get ready.
[18:24] Y
    The club president is coming.
[18:26] Y
    But...
[18:27] T
    What do you mean by "stupid"?
[18:31] T
    How am I stupid?
[18:33] T
    I didn't mean you.
[18:35] T
    Enough, Yamamoto.
SIGN    Gull
[18:38] T
    You're going to ignore me?!
[18:45] Y
    Yamamoto?
[18:55] T
    What was that? I don't believe it!
[18:57] T
    Jeez!
[18:59] Y
    I just don't get it!
[19:01] Y
    How arrogant can you be?
[19:03] Y
    She doesn't listen, and I don't
    know what she's saying!
[19:06] Y
    I can't take this, damn it!
[19:11] H
    She sounds cute.
[19:12] Y
    You only say that because you're sure
    that you're far smarter than she is.
[19:19] H
    Of course.
[19:20] Y
    Damn it!
[19:21] H
    But you didn't say, "That's why you
    can't make friends," did you?
[19:26] Y
    No, not yet.
[19:29] H
    There, there...
[19:31] H
    You think there's some
    problem with her, right?
[19:35] Y
    Well, yeah.
[19:37] Y
    This is another new meeting, huh?
[19:40] Y
    Jeez, I've had enough of them.
[19:43] C
    When I was a kid?
[19:45] C
    Well, I had plenty of money.
[19:48] C
    So I spent middle school through
    university playing with it.
[19:52] C
    But I suppose I studied, too.
[19:55] C
    I met a lot of people.
[19:56] C
    Fun people and crazy people.
[20:00] C
    Some of them were always no good.
[20:02] C
    But some reformed and contributed to society.
[20:06] C
    But whether they could reform
    or not was their problem.
[20:11] C
    And when that happens, nobody is focused on what's going on around them.
[20:14] C
    Whom you can see and when
[20:18] C
    all may be fated, from the start.
[20:23] Y
    Your fate... huh?
[20:27] Y
    Does Yamamoto have a fate like that?
[20:34] Gu
    "People are changing.
[20:36] Gu
    They are becoming like us."
[20:38] Gu
    So cute!
[20:40] Gu
    Hey, there!
[20:42] Gu
    Yamamoto's absent again today, huh?
[20:45] T
    She could say something...
[20:48] Gi
    If she's going to be absent often,
[20:50] Gi
    wouldn't Sakaguchi-sensei,
    our adviser, say something?
[20:53] Gi
    For now, I'll just have to watch.
[20:56] Gu
    True, there may be nothing we can do now.
[21:02] F
    It's time to turn to the Petits, master!
[21:08] Y
    No, thanks.
[21:09] F
    Hey, master...
[21:10] Gi
    Inaba! Help me with this!
[21:13] Y
    Sure.
[21:16] Gi
    It's raining!
[21:33] Y
    And so, my chaotic second semester began.
SIGN    Isn't the moon mysterious?
SIGN    When I look at it, I remember the past,
SIGN    and my heart skips a beat!
SIGN    Sounds kind of romantic...
SIGN    And I feel like howling, too.
SIGN    M-Mariko-san, you're a ghost, right?
SIGN    Next time on Elegant Yokai Apartment Life:
SIGN    "Look at the Full Moon and Jump."
SIGN    Sixteenth Haunting Look at the Full Moon and Jump
[23:32] ---
    I wonder if Heaven is above the sky after all.
[23:36] ---
    

16 - Look at the Full Moon and Jump

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[00:04] H
    The moon doesn't change,
    no matter where you're seeing it.
[00:07] H
    You're seeing the same moon as I am,
[00:10] H
    aren't you, Inaba?
[00:13] Gu
    Of course not, chirp!
[00:16] Gu
    There's an eight-hour time difference
    between England and Japan.
[00:19] 9
    9:00 PM in England is 5:00 AM
    in Japan, chirp!
[00:22] 9
    The Earth's round, chirp.
[00:24] ---
    Chirpity-chirp! Chirp!
[00:27] Y
    Something has changed since
    I started waterfall training.
[00:32] Y
    I can close my eyes,
[00:36] Y
    but my mind's eye starts
    seeing different things.
[00:43] Y
    A transparent... bird?
[00:45] Y
    No, a man in black?
[00:49] Y
    This is...
SIGN    Sixteenth Haunting
    Look at the Full Moon and Jump
[02:36] A
    Were you able to see it, too?
[02:39] A
    Tonight is the full moon.
[02:43] Y
    I see.
[02:44] R
    The bunny in the moon is
    a worldwide concept.
[02:47] R
    Probably because both rabbits and the
    moon represent a bountiful harvest.
[02:52] R
    The ancient Chinese claimed
    clams live on the moon.
[02:57] R
    And eventually, it changed to toads,
[03:02] R
    and then rabbits.
[03:05] A
    In China, the rabbits on the
    moon make medicine.
[03:10] Y
    It isn't mochi?
[03:11] A
    That's right.
[03:13] A
    They say the medicine the rabbits
     make grants immortality.
[03:16] Y
    Immortality...
[03:18] R
    The moon is associated with
    immortality, as well.
[03:21] R
    Soma, the Indian god of the moon,
[03:23] R
    carries amrita, a medicine
    that makes you immortal.
[03:26] R
    Princess Kaguya had one, too.
[03:29] R
    The moon waxes and wanes,
[03:32] R
    so it probably symbolizes death and rebirth.
[03:36] R
    To the ancients, the moon
    was where the gods lived.
[03:40] R
    And the people who lived
    there were immortal...
[03:45] Y
    While I eat this delicious breakfast,
    I'm learning things.
[03:50] Y
    Isn't this place great?
[03:56] A
    A package?
[04:01] Y
    Wow! When did this get here?
[04:04] Y
    Those fish are huge!
[04:05] A
    They're so plump!
[04:07] A
    They look so good!
[04:09] R
    Have to cook 'em with salt...
    That's how the Japanese spend autumn.
[04:13] R
    Once you're home from school,
    get ready for a moon-viewing party!
[04:16] R
    We'll make mochi, just like the moon rabbit.
[04:20] Y
    This is mochi rice, then?
[04:22] R
    Yeah! Azuki beans and mochi
    together, for tsukimi dumplings!
[04:26] Y
    Dumplings, huh?
[04:27] R
    Fukase usually does it, but we
    don't know if he'll be back today.
[04:32] R
    This year, making them will be your job.
[04:35] Y
    I'll do my best!
SIGN    Joutou Business High School
[04:38] T
    Moon viewing?
[04:39] T
    I thought only the neighborhood
    association did that.
[04:41] T
    That's weird.
[04:43] Y
    Shut up! Don't call it weird!
[04:45] Gi
    I've never done that before...
[04:47] Gi
    Maybe in kindergarten?
[04:50] Y
    Well, I only have a vague memory
[04:53] Y
    of making dumplings at my grandpa's house.
[04:57] Y
    So, Tashiro, I'm gonna have
    to skip club today.
[05:01] T
    Okay, you owe me.
[05:03] Y
    Owe you what?
[05:18] A
    Yummy salmon!
[05:20] Y
    Shioyaki! And sashimi!
[05:21] R
    We've got tataki, too!
[05:23] R
    Intestines! Ruriruri really
    knows how to cook!
[05:30] R
    Gotta get some sake... But which?
[05:33] Y
    Let's eat!
[05:38] Y
    Yum!
[05:39] Y
    I'm so glad I was born Japanese!
[05:42] R
    This mixed-plate appetizer is good, too!
[05:46] A
    And after that fatty fish,
    natto soup is so refreshing!
[05:52] R
    Asian pears.
[05:55] Y
    It's really fall...
[05:57] A
    Everyone, I got the okay from the landlord!
[06:02] A
    Usually, we do our moon
    viewing on the porch.
[06:05] A
    But this year, we'll do it next to
    the waterfall in the baths.
[06:09] Y
    There?
[06:11] A
    We'll invite special guests
    and have a big party!
[06:14] Y
    G-Guests?
[06:16] A
    Patients from Tsukinoki Hospital.
[06:20] A
    It gets boring at the hospital.
[06:22] R
    That's nice.
[06:24] Y
    Um, do you mean... ghosts?
[06:28] A
    Don't worry! None of them are too impressive!
[06:31] ---
    Huh...
[06:34] Y
    Tsukinoki Hospital is where Akine-chan
    works, as part of her training.
[06:38] Y
    It's a yokai hospital for yokai that
    are hurt, physically or spiritually.
[06:45] Y
    It's old and scary.
SIGN    Examination Room 2
[06:48] Y
    Normal people would never usually go there.
[06:51] Y
    Most of those that do are homeless
    or elderly with no relatives.
[06:57] Y
    And 100% of them meet their
    ends at Tsukinoki Hospital.
[07:03] Y
    Rumors say, if you enter Tsukinoki,
    you cannot leave alive.
[07:07] Y
    That means even fewer people go.
[07:10] A
    No, we're fine with that...
[07:13] A
    We mostly serve the inhuman.
[07:16] A
    But we do our best to take care
    of patients that do come, 24/7.
[07:21] Y
    But isn't that hard?
[07:26] A
    Our staff are all spiritualists
    or not human at all.
[07:31] A
    So we can handle any patient.
[07:35] A
    We can take care of them
    without ever getting tired.
[07:39] Y
    I see.
[07:42] A
    Elderly who have fallen
    into unfortunate straits,
[07:45] A
    lost their relatives, lost their home,
[07:48] A
    and come alone to a hospital of death.
[07:54] Y
    But in the end, that's good luck, isn't it?
[08:09] A
    Ultimately, they all pass
    with smiles on their faces.
[08:13] A
    Some of them realize that
    it isn't a normal hospital.
[08:20] Gu
    "I don't have much time left,
[08:24] Gu
    so nothing surprises me now.
[08:29] Gu
    Compared to the awful humans I've met,
[08:32] Gu
    everyone here is like the Buddha,"
[08:37] A
    they say.
[08:39] Y
    Humans are...
[08:42] R
    No matter how cruel it may seem,
[08:44] R
    there are many different
    circumstances in this world.
[08:49] R
    Because they understand that,
    the elderly are okay with it.
[08:54] Y
    Isshiki-san...
[08:56] R
    It's a state they can only reach
    because they have seen so much
[09:00] R
    of humanity's weakness, cruelty, and sadness.
[09:05] R
    I'm sure that's part of it...
[09:10] A
    And we also have this big yard.
[09:15] A
    And there's a big tree.
[09:17] A
    We keep dogs and cats at the hospital.
[09:21] A
    On nice days, everyone goes outside.
[09:25] A
    Everyone looks so happy, too.
[09:27] R
    Humans, and things that aren't
    human, laughing together.
[09:33] R
    And souls are saved by spending
    an unhappy life's
[09:37] R
    last days in peace, huh?
[09:40] A
    Of course, we have all kinds
    of powerful specialists,
[09:44] A
    so once they die, their spirits go
    immediately to the next world.
[09:49] A
    We use the bodies for various things, though.
[09:55] Y
    I won't ask any more.
[10:01] Y
    L-Landlord?
[10:02] A
    His friends.
[10:04] R
    They're helping Ruriruri.
[10:07] R
    Lots of food needs to be made.
[10:11] A
    The mochi rice is done steaming!
[10:14] A
    That's your cue, Yushi-kun!
[10:17] Y
    Right!
[10:18] Y
    I've never done this before!
[10:21] A
    Good luck!
[10:23] R
    At first, do it softly,
    like you're kneading it.
[10:25] Y
    L-Like this?
[10:29] Y
    I-It's hard on my back...
[10:31] R
    Okay, now pound it.
[10:35] Y
    A-All right.
[10:40] R
    Gotta put your hips into it, Yushi-kun.
[10:43] A
    Like when you carry something
    heavy at your job.
[10:46] Y
    Right!
[10:48] R
    You're off-target, Yushi-kun.
[10:52] Y
    Like this?
[10:53] R
    Gotta time it better.
[11:02] Y
    Okay, good work.
[11:04] R
    Are you all right, Yushi-kun?
[11:08] Y
    Oh, I'm fine.
[11:10] Y
    I just figured it out...
[11:13] R
    Glad to hear it.
[11:15] R
    There's lots more to do!
[11:27] Y
    I-I'm dying...
[11:32] Y
    K-Kuri?
[11:35] Y
    It's so good! What is this?
[11:38] R
    Ankoro mochi.
[11:40] R
    Perfect for moon viewing.
[11:43] Y
    What's that?
[11:44] R
    Salmon and mushroom noppe stew.
[11:47] R
    It has lots of taros, too!
[11:50] R
    During moon viewings, taro was also eaten.
[11:54] R
    You eat things that are white
    and round, like the moon.
[11:58] R
    And so, dumplings replaced taros.
[12:03] R
    Now, go take a bath with Kuri-tan,
    and wash off that exhaustion.
[12:09] R
    If Mommy falls asleep, wake him up.
[12:13] Y
    I'm not his mommy!
[12:15] R
    Hey, where's Daddy?
[12:17] Y
    He's in Europe, on a school trip.
[12:20] Y
    Wait! He isn't Daddy!
[12:23] R
    I see... What a shame.
[12:26] R
    I wanted to look at the moon with him.
[12:28] Y
    Yeah.
[12:30] Y
    I'm sure he'll say he'd have
    rather been here.
[12:55] Gu
    I smell food!
[12:57] Gu
    I'm back...
[13:00] Y
    Furuhonya-san, you stink.
[13:03] Gu
    I was in India, on a sudden business trip...
[13:08] Gu
    Gimme food.
[13:10] R
    Perfect timing.
[13:12] R
    We're having a moon-viewing party.
[13:14] Gu
    Yay! Lucky me!
[13:16] R
    Take a bath first...
[13:20] Gu
    I don't have the energy.
[13:23] R
    Then, Yushi-kun, give him a bath.
[13:29] Y
    I can get my revenge!
[13:31] Y
    Leave it to me!
[13:33] Y
    I'll take care of it!
[13:38] Gu
    I'm so happy... Wash me all over.
[13:42] Gu
    You smell a little like
    red bean paste, Yushi-kun.
[13:46] Y
    I-It hurts! You stink!
[13:48] Y
    Where were you, and what were you doing?
[13:52] Y
    I was a fool to think I could
    win, even for a moment.
[13:57] Gu
    I feel so much better...
[14:00] Gu
    Would you look at that?
[14:16] Y
    Wow!
[14:17] Gu
    Way to go, landlord.
[14:18] R
    It's perfect.
[14:20] Gu
    I made it!
[14:22] Gu
    Let's drink!
[14:24] A
    I'm here!
[14:25] A
    Everyone from Tsukinoki is here, too!
[14:28] R
    Where did they come from?
[14:30] R
    Thinking about it is a waste of time.
[14:33] A
    Okay, we're here.
[14:43] A
    Are they human?
[14:52] Gu
    How wonderful.
[14:54] Gu
    This looks so good.
[14:56] Gu
    Thank you for the invitation.
[14:59] Gu
    Oh, it's Doctor Fujiyuki...
[15:01] Gu
    Been a while.
[15:03] Gu
    Good to see you haven't changed, Isshiki-san.
[15:05] Y
    Doctor Fujiyuki... Akine-chan's master!
[15:09] Y
    He's supposed to be a spiritualist,
    but he sure looks like a doctor.
[15:15] A
    Yushi-kun, this is Doctor Fujiyuki.
[15:17] Gu
    Hello.
[15:20] Y
    I'm Yushi Inaba.
[15:21] Y
    Nice to meet you!
[15:25] Gu
    Is he the bearer of the magic book?
[15:28] A
    Yushi-kun is working really hard.
[15:32] Gu
    He's cute.
[15:33] Y
    I'm being treated like a kid.
[15:36] Y
    Does he cast spells and control familiars?
[15:41] Y
    You can't judge a book by its cover, huh?
[15:44] Gu
    All right, let's get started!
[15:47] Gu
    Cheers!
[16:03] Y
    Fool...
[16:04] Gu
    Seems things are getting lively.
[16:06] Y
    It's a moon-viewing party.
[16:09] F
    That is wonderful!
[16:11] F
    The moon has always been
    intimately related to magic.
[16:15] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[16:16] F
    Especially the full moon,
    which enhances spiritual power.
[16:19] F
    So tonight, please bathe in
    the moonlight, master.
[16:24] F
    Increasing your spiritual power
    increases ours, as well!
[16:29] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[16:32] Y
    That's right!
[16:34] Y
    I shouldn't have worked so
    hard to pound the mochi.
[16:37] Y
    I could have had the omnipotent
    spirit Jin do it!
[16:41] F
    Well, that is true,
[16:43] F
    but I don't know if that is how a
    mage should use his summons.
[16:48] R
    What's wrong?
[16:50] R
    The moon's so pretty.
[16:53] R
    How can you be so sad?
[16:55] R
    Drink! Drink!
[16:57] R
    Don't let stuff bug you! Let's drink!
[17:00] F
    The master is underage!
[17:03] R
    Then, we'll go take a bath.
[17:05] R
    A bath!
[17:06] Y
    N-No more baths!
[17:10] Gu
    This is wonderful.
[17:12] Gu
    It's good. So good.
[17:15] Y
    Are these your only patients?
[17:18] Y
    No.
[17:19] Y
    Some patients can't come, of course.
[17:23] Y
    So they're doing the same thing
    in the hospital courtyard.
[17:28] Y
    Right, Masa-san?
[17:29] Gu
    I'm lucky I got to come here!
[17:33] Gu
    I didn't think the sake would be so good.
[17:37] Y
    Is he a psychic, too?
[17:42] A
    Masa-san, your true identity's showing.
[17:44] A
    It's showing.
[17:45] Gu
    Oops.
[17:47] Y
    He wasn't human...
[17:49] Gu
    I want mochi, too, chirp.
[17:50] Gu
    Sticky mochi, chirp.
[17:52] Gu
    It's so sticky!
[17:54] Gu
    Yay! Chirp!
[18:24] Gu
    Kuri, what are you doing?
[18:26] Gu
    How many dumplings did
    you have? You'll get sick.
[18:29] Gi
    Your child?
[18:32] Y
    No!
[18:34] Y
    He's so cute.
[18:40] Gi
    Are you okay?
[18:42] Gi
    I was just remembering the past.
[18:47] Gi
    If I'd had even one cute kid like this,
[18:50] Gi
    I'm sure my life would have been different.
[19:02] Gi
    You'll let me hold you? That's so nice.
[19:07] Gi
    Look, Yushi.
[19:09] Gi
    Did you know that bunnies live on the moon?
[19:13] Gi
    They make mochi!
[19:16] Y
    Grandma...
[19:18] Gi
    It was a painful, pathetic life.
[19:22] Gi
    But in the end, I was able to feel great.
[19:27] Gi
    And even a wonderful moon-viewing party.
[19:33] Gi
    Thank you.
[19:36] Y
    Not at all...
[19:40] GI
    Thank you all, as well.
[19:42] GI
    Someday, when I die, I'll be happy.
[19:47] GI
    That's how I feel now, thanks to you.
[19:52] GI
    Now I can go to heaven.
[19:57] GI
    Thank you all, doctors.
[20:01] Gu
    Let's meet again somewhere.
[20:03] Gu
    Goodbye.
[20:09] Gi
    Thank you.
[20:18] Gu
    Oh, my... Hatsu-san's so quick to leave us.
[20:21] Gu
    Shall we go...
[20:22] Gu
    ...as well?
[20:25] Gu
    You're leaving?
[20:27] Gu
    Thank you for everything.
[20:29] Gu
    Go and be reborn.
[20:31] Gu
    Next time, I hope life is a little easier.
[20:51] Y
    So she was a ghost.
[20:53] A
    Those people died today.
[20:57] A
    I'm glad we were able to give them
    good memories before the end!
[21:01] Gu
    That's our job.
[21:05] Y
    Is heaven really above the sky?
[21:09] A
    If you think it is, then it is.
[21:12] A
    Just as the moon's spiritual energy
    takes the form of a rabbit.
[21:16] Y
    I see.
[21:19] Y
    They must've felt like
    they could go to heaven.
[21:25] Y
    I'm glad.
[23:11] Y
    Heaven's above the sky, right?
[23:13] Y
    Then, where's hell?
[23:14] Y
    It's everywhere.
[23:16] Y
    Furuhonya-san?
[23:17] Y
    How much hell have I seen around the world?
[23:21] Y
    Tonight, you'll find out all about it.
[23:23] Y
    You won't be getting any sleep.
[23:25] Y
    There's hell right here.
[23:27] Y
    Next time on Elegant Yokai Apartment Life:
[23:30] P
    The Road to Hell Is Paved
    With Good Intentions.
SIGN    Seventeenth Haunting The Road to Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions
[23:33] Y
    Is Aoki-sensei's kindness...

17 - The Road to Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions

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[00:01] Y
    Thanks for the meal!
[00:03] Y
    Did I eat too much for breakfast?
[00:05] A
    Fall makes you hungry.
[00:07] A
    And you can't stop eating Ruriko-san's cooking!
[00:10] A
    Huh?
[00:13] A
    How cute!
[00:14] A
    Kuri's imitating the tsukimi
    dumplings we made!
[00:17] Y
    Nice, Kuri...
[00:20] R
    That looks fun!
[00:22] R
    Let me play, Kuri...
[00:24] R
    Let's make a castle now.
[00:25] A
    I want to join in!
[00:28] Y
    Me, too!
[00:29] Y
    We have to go to school, though.
[00:32] Gu
    What you guys doing—
[00:35] Gi
    Strike!
[00:37] Gu
    What are you doing, you old hag?
[00:39] Gi
    Who are you calling an "old hag"?!
[00:42] Y
    Kuri!
[00:45] A
    Now, you've done it...
[00:46] Gu
    You'll pay for that.
[00:52] R
    What a sight.
[00:55] ---
    Chirp! Chirp! Chirp!
[00:57] ---
    Chirpity-chirp! Chirp!
[00:58] Gu
    Another quiet day, chirp.
[00:59] Gu
    Another peaceful day, chirp.
[01:01] Gu
    Nothing out of the ordinary, chirp!
SIGN    Joutou Business High School
SIGN    Seventeenth Haunting
    The Road to Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions
[02:42] Gu
    Almost being late is rare for you, Inaba.
[02:47] Y
    I got... involved in a mud
    fight this morning...
[02:53] Y
    Damn, I'm late?!
[02:55] Gu
    Okay, time's up!
[02:58] Gu
    Chiaki-sensei?
[02:59] Gu
    Come on, run...
[03:01] Gu
    We're saved!
[03:03] Gu
    Thanks, Chiaki-sensei.
[03:06] Gu
    If you want to be grateful, wake up earlier.
[03:08] Gu
    It will make our lives easier.
[03:11] Gu
    Stop it!
[03:14] Gi
    All right, I'll read it.
[03:16] Gi
    This is one of my favorite Bible verses.
[03:19] Gi
    Do any of you know it?
[03:21] Gi
    You don't have to understand the meaning.
[03:23] Gi
    The important thing is that
    you hear the English.
[03:27] Gi
    "No temptation has overtaken you,
    but such has come into man.
[03:33] Gi
    And God is faithful.
[03:35] Gi
    He will not allow you to be tempted
    beyond what you're able.
[03:39] Gi
    But with the temptation, he will
    provide a way of escape, also."
[03:44] Y
    Chiaki and Aoki are kind
    of opposite types, huh?
[03:49] Y
    Chiaki's popular with rebellious boys,
[03:51] Y
    and Aoki's popular with studious girls.
[03:55] Y
    Being popular with people of your
    own sex requires a special charm.
[03:59] Y
    Well, either way, it's good to be popular.
[04:09] Y
    Yamamoto?
[04:11] Gi
    How did that test go?
[04:12] Gi
    Awful.
[04:14] Gi
    I guess I did okay.
[04:16] Gi
    Seriously?
[04:17] Y
    She's...
[04:19] Y
    Hey, Yama—
[04:21] Gi
    Inaba-kun,
[04:22] Gi
    could you come with me?
[04:25] Y
    Sure.
[04:33] Gi
    I heard your parents passed away when
    you were in middle school, right?
[04:38] Gi
    That must have been hard.
[04:41] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[04:45] Gi
    You really are working hard.
[04:47] Gi
    I'm sure your parents are happy!
[04:51] ---
    R-Right...
[04:53] Y
    What is this?
[04:55] Y
    You aren't a part of my life,
    so why are you saying this?
[04:58] Gi
    I'm not your homeroom teacher,
[05:00] Gi
    but I am your English teacher.
[05:03] Gi
    If anything comes up, please talk to me.
[05:05] Gi
    I'll always listen to you.
[05:08] ---
    S-Sure...
[05:09] Y
    Thank you.
[05:13] Gi
    You aren't the only one who's suffering.
[05:16] Gi
    Many people suffer and work hard, anyway.
[05:19] Gi
    You aren't alone!
[05:24] Gi
    Let's do our best together!
[05:30] Gi
    I'm back.
[05:32] Y
    I don't really think of myself as suffering.
[05:38] Y
    I don't know why, but I feel mad!
[05:41] F
    Master?
[05:46] T
    Inaba!
[05:48] T
    Listen to me!
[05:49] Y
    What's up?
[05:51] T
    I was talking with Chiaki-chan in the hall.
[05:53] T
    And Aoki-sensei came...
[05:57] T
    It's true, Chiaki-chan!
[05:59] T
    Inaba's so funny!
[06:01] T
    It's fun to play with him—
[06:02] A
    Tashiro-san?
[06:03] T
    Y-Yes?
[06:04] A
    You shouldn't do that.
[06:06] A
    Call him "Chiaki-sensei" like
    you're supposed to.
[06:11] ---
    O-Okay...
[06:12] A
    And, Chiaki-sensei?
[06:15] A
    Please stop touching the
    female students without reason.
[06:18] T
    N-No, Aoki-sensei! Chiaki-chan—
[06:21] T
    I mean, Chiaki-sensei didn't do it.
    I wrapped my arm around his!
[06:25] T
    It isn't his fault!
[06:27] A
    This isn't your fault, Tashiro-san.
[06:30] A
    Chiaki-sensei is in the wrong
    for not refusing to let you.
[06:35] A
    As a teacher, if he'd cared about you,
[06:37] A
    he should have rejected the gesture
    more firmly. Isn't that right?
[06:41] C
    Thanks for the speech.
[06:43] T
    B-But...
[06:45] A
    It's all right.
[06:46] A
    You didn't know anything.
[06:49] A
    It's we teachers who have to teach you.
[06:52] A
    And let's all try to call male students
    "-san," instead of "-kun."
[06:57] A
    But make sure you definitely
    use one or the other.
[06:59] A
    That's how it works in the adult world.
[07:02] A
    Once you're out there, you'll have trouble.
[07:03] A
    So make it a habit now.
[07:06] T
    Okay.
[07:09] Gi
    What a great teacher!
[07:12] Gi
    She really cares about us!
[07:15] T
    Sakura, are you serious?
[07:18] T
    I was really mad!
[07:20] Gi
    Why?
[07:21] T
    Wh-Why?
[07:23] T
    I'm not really sure, but...
[07:26] Gi
    Well, I'm sure she's just thinking about us.
[07:32] Y
    But that doesn't necessarily mean
    she really understands you.
[07:37] T
    What do you mean?
[07:38] Y
    In other words, you call me "Inaba."
[07:42] Y
    But you use "-san" for older students
    in the club or your boss at work.
[07:46] T
    Of course. Even I do that.
[07:49] Y
    She probably thought that you didn't.
[07:53] T
    I see. That's why I...
[07:55] Y
    She's concerned about you.
[07:58] Y
    But Aoki only sees a part of you.
[08:02] Y
    A part of us?
[08:03] Y
    She only sees a part, but she
    acts like she sees it all.
[08:08] Y
    That's why you got mad.
[08:11] Y
    And me, too.
[08:13] Y
    Without my parents, it's lonely and hard.
[08:16] Y
    That's true.
[08:18] Y
    But that doesn't mean I feel like my life is ruined.
[08:22] Y
    But without talking with me,
    without seeing anything,
[08:26] Y
    Aoki decided how things were for
    me, based on her own values.
[08:31] Y
    That's what made me so mad.
[08:33] Y
    It's none of her business!
[08:36] T
    That's great!
[08:37] T
    If Aoki talks to me again,
    that's what I'll say!
[08:41] T
    That it's none of her business.
[08:43] Gi
    That's great! Say it with a
    big smile on your face!
[08:46] Gi
    Very elegantly!
[08:47] A
    How lively!
[08:50] T
    A-Aoki-sensei...
[08:53] A
    I was going to give this to Inaba-kun.
[08:55] Y
    For me?
SIGN    
[08:56] Gi
    What is it? An English dictionary?
[08:58] A
    It's the one I use.
[09:01] A
    I thought it would help Inaba-kun
    with his English studies.
[09:05] Y
    No, I...
[09:06] A
    It's fine.
[09:07] A
    You probably don't have the money for
    it, unlike an ordinary school book.
SIGN    
[09:12] A
    So just take it.
[09:13] A
    Everyone, don't think I'm playing favorites.
[09:17] A
    You all understand that Inaba-kun
    is special, don't you?
[09:21] A
    None of you are handicapped,
    so let's support him together!
[09:24] A
    Even Inaba-kun can do his best because
    everyone is here for him, right?
[09:28] A
    Bye. Good luck with your studies.
[09:33] Y
    Sensei!
[09:36] Y
    I'm not special, and I don't
    feel handicapped!
[09:47] A
    That's right! Hang in there!
[09:57] T
    I-Inaba?
SIGN    
[10:00] Y
    Screw you!
[10:02] Y
    Handicapped? Let's all support him?!
[10:05] Y
    That's none of her business!
[10:07] Y
    Damn it!
[10:08] F
    Calm down, master!
[10:11] F
    Your aura is fluctuating badly!
[10:12] Y
    Shut up!
[10:14] Y
    Damn it!
[10:19] Gu
    You got something!
[10:22] Y
    What's this?
SIGN    From Hase
[10:25] Y
    Hase?
[10:26] H
    "Hey, Inaba.
[10:27] H
    Doing well?
[10:28] H
    I'm writing this in Germany,
    at Lichtenstein Castle.
[10:33] H
    When you touch the world's winds,
[10:35] H
    you understand how small you really are.
[10:38] H
    You should travel the world, too.
[10:41] H
    I'll be back soon with presents,
    so look forward to it.
[10:45] H
    From Hase."
[10:46] Y
    Tch. You sure have it easy.
[10:52] F
    You have finally calmed down?
[10:55] F
    Now, then... What is this wonderful scent?
[11:01] Gu
    Oh, you're back.
[11:03] Gu
    Today, we're having grilled fall salmon
    with vegetables and salmon roe bowls!
[11:10] Y
    It looks great!
[11:24] Gu
    At school, huh?
[11:26] Gu
    It's good to be young!
[11:27] Gu
    Just listening to you makes this old
    salary man feel young again.
[11:33] R
    Sato-san, why not be a student next?
[11:36] Gu
    That's great!
[11:37] Gu
    I've never been a high school student.
[11:39] Y
    Want to come to my school?
[11:41] Y
    We have lots of weird teachers
    and new club members.
SIGN    Barley Shochu
[11:45] R
    You seem quite tired, Yushi-kun.
[11:47] Gu
    That's part of being young.
[11:50] Gu
    Like an unripe fruit.
[11:52] Gu
    And speaking of unripe fruit!
[11:56] Gu
    Aoki-sensei!
[11:58] Gu
    She's covered herself in this silver armor
    that says, "I am absolute justice."
[12:03] Gu
    She's like the Maid of Orleans!
[12:05] Gu
    I bet she's kind of a pain!
[12:08] Gu
    Basically, she doesn't know
    how to express herself.
[12:10] Gu
    She's so serious, she can't learn any
    other ways of seeing things.
[12:18] Gu
    Someone from my department
    who had that problem quit.
[12:21] Gu
    He was a nice guy,
[12:23] Gu
    and he'd care too much about new people.
[12:26] Gu
    He'd take away jobs that the
    new guy had to learn,
[12:29] Gu
    without letting him do anything or speak.
[12:31] Gu
    In the end, the new guy
    couldn't get any work,
[12:34] Gu
    and he wasn't able to grow...
[12:37] Gu
    Even if the boss tried to blame the new guy,
[12:40] Gu
    he'd come out and try to cover for him,
[12:42] Gu
    "He's still new, so he can't do that."
[12:45] Gu
    From the start, he decided that the
    new guy couldn't do anything.
[12:50] Gu
    Being nice and caring isn't a good thing.
[12:53] Gu
    What's good are the results
    that it can bring about.
[12:57] Gu
    Sometimes, being harsh or doing
    nothing, can be kindness, right?
[13:02] Y
    That's it...
[13:03] Y
    That's the difference between
    Aoki and Ryu-san.
[13:07] Gu
    What's wrong, Yushi-kun?
[13:09] Y
    Fool once said that Aoki's aura
    was similar to Ryu-san's.
[13:13] Gu
    Aoki-sensei and Ryu-san?
[13:15] F
    Indeed!
[13:17] F
    Their auras are both unperturbed
    by various feelings.
[13:21] F
    Perhaps you could call it strong belief!
[13:23] Y
    But they're different! I know it!
[13:26] Y
    When I first acquired the Petit,
[13:28] Y
    Ryu-san said he'd help me all I needed.
[13:31] Y
    But he didn't do anything.
[13:33] Y
    When I suffered with my training,
[13:35] Y
    he didn't give me any advice or help.
[13:38] Y
    But he was with me.
[13:40] Y
    He believed in me and watched over me.
[13:42] Y
    That was his kindness.
[13:45] Y
    But Aoki's kindness is the opposite.
[13:48] Gu
    The worst part is that she doesn't realize
    that she's forcing her good intentions
[13:52] Gu
    on other people.
[13:55] Gu
    Scary.
[13:56] Gu
    Which means...
[13:57] Gu
    A toast to the maiden!
[14:00] Y
    You guys look like you're having fun.
[14:01] Y
    By the way, did you know, Yushi-kun?
[14:05] Y
    The road to hell is paved
    with good intentions.
SIGN    Joutou Business High School
[14:12] Gu
    That does it for role assignments, right?
[14:14] Gu
    So let's keep going until
    the day of the social!
[14:17] Gu
    I'm the star?
[14:18] Gu
    I'll cave to the pressure before I
    even worry about the English!
[14:21] Gi
    Don't worry, Mamiya.
[14:23] Gi
    Nobody expects acting ability from you.
[14:27] Gu
    Well, you should, a little!
[14:29] ---
    
[14:29] T
    You don't have a speaking part?
[14:31] T
    You ran, huh?
[14:32] Y
    No! I have work, so I had them excuse me!
[14:37] T
    I wanted to hear your terrible acting!
[14:40] Gi
    Okay, enough talk—
[14:47] Y
    Yamamoto...
[14:48] T
    What?
[14:50] T
    Did she bring her resignation letter?
[15:06] T
    Hey, Yamamoto-san!
[15:08] T
    If you're at the club,
[15:10] T
    act like a club member.
[15:14] T
    And how do I "act like a club member"?
[15:17] Gi
    Listen...
[15:18] Gi
    We're all getting ready for what we're going
    to do for the social with the Foreigners Club!
[15:23] Gi
    Is that mandatory?
[15:25] Gi
    I don't want to do it.
[15:27] Gi
    Then, why did you come here?
[15:29] Gi
    If you want to read a book,
    go to the library.
[15:43] Y
    Yamamoto, calm down, and let's talk—
[15:48] Y
    Yama—
[15:48] Gi
    Yamamoto-san,
[15:50] Gi
    if you don't want to help
    prepare, that's fine.
[15:52] Gi
    Just don't come to the club
    until the social is over.
[15:56] Gi
    Having one person reading and
    not participating is disruptive!
[16:11] T
    Way to go, club president...
[16:14] A
    What's wrong?
[16:17] A
    That girl was crying.
[16:19] T
    Aoki!
[16:21] Gi
    Um, this is...
[16:25] Gi
    Bullying is wrong.
SIGN    Huh?!
[16:29] Gi
    Lots of people surrounding
    a girl and making her cry.
[16:33] Gi
    You're in high school, now.
    Shouldn't you be better than this?
[16:38] Gi
    It's so sad...
[16:40] ---
    Ow...
[16:42] Gi
    No... Listen, Sensei.
[16:44] Gi
    Let's be friends.
[16:46] Gi
    If you bully someone, they aren't
    the only one who gets hurt.
[16:50] Gi
    You get hurt, too!
[16:55] S
    She's going in circles.
[16:57] T
    I know.
[16:58] T
    What class is she in?
[17:00] T
    Why not go and talk to her
    homeroom teacher?
[17:03] T
    I'll help you!
[17:05] Gi
    We're fine, Sensei! No need to worry!
[17:09] Gi
    We'll handle it ourselves.
[17:12] Gi
    I'm sure we'll make up...
[17:14] Gi
    I see.
[17:15] Y
    Nice work!
[17:17] Gi
    Good... I'm happy you understand!
[17:26] Gi
    What the hell was that?!
[17:28] Gi
    Does she have no idea what she's saying?
[17:35] R
    The road to hell is paved
    with good intentions.
[17:41] Y
    The road to hell is paved
    with good intentions...
[17:45] Y
    That's scary, Isshiki-san!
[17:47] C
    What's scary?
[17:50] Y
    Chiaki? What are you doing here?!
[17:59] Y
    Ow!
[18:00] Gu
    Chiaki-sensei is on break.
[18:05] Gu
    Aoki-sensei said that, huh?
[18:08] Gu
    Well, with people like that,
    you have to adapt to them.
[18:13] Gu
    Like your club president did.
[18:15] Y
    That's frustrating.
[18:17] Y
    Is there no way we can talk it out?
[18:19] Gu
    There is...
[18:24] Gu
    But you speak different languages,
[18:26] Gu
    so it takes an incredible amount
    of time and effort.
[18:30] A
    Chiaki-sensei!
[18:32] Y
    Again?
[18:33] A
    There, you are.
[18:36] A
    We're having our teacher's meeting soon—
[18:38] ---
    Oh?
[18:39] A
    Inaba-kun?
[18:42] C
    I'm very sorry. I was talking with
    him, and I lost track of time.
[18:46] A
    Oh, Inaba-kun.
[18:48] A
    Did you need to talk? You could
    have talked to me!
[18:52] Y
    N-No, it's nothing!
[18:54] A
    Really?
[18:55] A
    Holding it in isn't good.
[18:57] C
    Aoki-sensei, you don't need to worry so much.
[19:00] C
    He'll be fine.
[19:02] A
    No, Inaba-kun has no parents,
[19:04] A
    and lives at his apartment alone.
[19:06] A
    There's no end of worrying to be done.
[19:09] Y
    I'm not alone!
[19:10] Y
    If anything, there are too many people!
[19:12] A
    And boys his age have many worries
    and frustrations, I know.
[19:18] A
    They make things out to be worse
    than they are or get too excited.
[19:22] Y
    She's just deciding things again!
[19:24] C
    Listen, Aoki-sensei...
[19:27] C
    When someone will do something stupid,
[19:29] C
    their daily life becomes a mess, first.
[19:31] C
    Look at him.
[19:33] C
    His shirt collar is clean.
[19:35] C
    He's washing his shirts, wearing fresh
    ones, and keeping himself clean.
[19:40] C
    His ears are clean, too.
    No piercings, either.
[19:42] C
    And he hasn't dyed his hair.
[19:45] C
    He's well-muscled, and his skin is smooth,
[19:48] C
    so he's eating and sleeping properly.
[19:50] C
    Someone who's doing all these basics
[19:52] C
    doesn't need any help.
[19:55] Y
    Th-That's...
[20:02] Y
    That's what it was?
[20:06] A
    Even so, he is still alone, isn't he?
[20:11] A
    Isn't he lonely when he doesn't
    feel well or isn't at school?
[20:17] A
    That doesn't mean you can
    hang out downtown, though.
[20:20] A
    Just come and talk to me!
[20:22] Y
    Again?
[20:28] Y
    Th-Thank you... I'll do that.
[20:32] A
    That makes me happy, Inaba-kun!
[20:34] A
    It's a promise!
[20:36] A
    Hurry along to the teacher's
    meeting, Chiaki-sensei.
[20:41] A
    And...
[20:43] A
    You should stop smoking.
[20:47] C
    That's none of your business.
[20:59] Y
    She doesn't speak a different language.
[21:01] Y
    She just doesn't listen to me!
[21:03] Y
    I told her I'm fine!
[21:04] C
    Arguing is a waste of time.
[21:06] C
    The more you say, the more she'll
    think, "I knew you were lonely."
[21:10] Y
    But...
[21:11] C
    Well, I'm lucky that Class 2-C has nothing
    but good students like you.
[21:18] C
    I can leave you alone, without worry.
[21:21] Y
    Chiaki...
[21:24] C
    It's "Chiaki-sensei."
[21:28] Y
    Someone's watching over you.
[21:30] Y
    Someone believes in you.
[21:35] Y
    Doesn't that make you happy?
SIGN    You know how guys always say, "Kids these days..."
SIGN    When you say that, it means you're old.
SIGN    Really?
SIGN    But you say that sometimes, right?
SIGN    When did I say that? Don't be stupid.
SIGN    Jeez, kids these days are so...
SIGN    Next time on Elegant Yokai Apartment Life:
SIGN    Words From Deep Within Your Body.
SIGN    Eighteenth Haunting Words From Deep Within Your Body
SIGN    What is true communication?

18 - Words From Deep Within Your Body

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[00:04] Gi
    Class is finally over!
[00:07] Gi
    It's a three-day weekend!
[00:09] T
    Where should we go?
[00:12] T
    Oh, Inaba...
[00:14] T
    Any plans for the three-day weekend?
[00:18] Y
    Work.
[00:19] Gi
    All three days?
[00:21] Gi
    Even though it's a three-day weekend?
[00:23] T
    Let's hang out!
[00:25] Y
    I'm broke, guys.
[00:27] Y
    I need rent money, or else!
SIGN    Book of Blessings
[00:34] Y
    I'm sorry, landlord!
[00:38] Y
    I'll do my best.
SIGN    Eighteenth Haunting
    Words From Deep Within Your Body
[02:10] ---
    Kenzaki Transport
[02:17] Y
    Morning!
[02:18] Gu
    Oh, Inaba... Morning.
[02:21] Y
    Yama-san!
[02:22] Y
    Good morning.
[02:23] Gu
    Yushi, we've been waiting for you.
[02:26] Gu
    Working on your three-day
    weekend is a big help.
[02:28] Y
    It helps me, too.
[02:30] Y
    I'm going to make a lot of money.
[02:32] Gu
    Yeah, do that.
[02:36] Gu
    Hey, he's here.
[02:38] Gu
    Let's work hard on this three-day weekend!
[02:40] Gu
    We're counting on you!
[02:44] Gu
    Stop it...
[02:46] Gi
    Right, right.
[02:47] Gi
    How long will you sit around the office?
[02:50] Y
    Shimazu-neesan, good morning.
[02:52] Gi
    Good morning. It's almost time to start work.
[02:56] Gi
    Get changed, Inaba-kun.
[02:58] Gi
    And clock in.
[02:59] Y
    R-Right!
[03:00] Gi
    Boss, please get that paperwork done.
[03:03] Gu
    Yes, yes... Right away!
[03:06] Gu
    Oh, yeah. Yushi, got a second?
[03:09] ---
    Sure.
[03:10] ---
    Kenzaki Transport
[03:10] Gu
    Hey, guys, come here.
[03:13] Gu
    These guys are new part-timers.
[03:16] Y
    I'm Yushi Inaba! It's nice to meet you!
[03:21] Gu
    Hi.
[03:23] Y
    Um...
[03:24] Gu
    The blond is Sasaki, and the one
    with glasses is Kawashima.
[03:28] Gu
    They're both in college.
[03:30] Y
    Sasaki-san and Kawashima-san.
[03:32] Y
    Roger.
[03:34] Gu
    So, Yushi, I want you to show them the ropes.
[03:38] Y
    But I'm younger!
[03:40] Gu
    You've been here over a year, right?
[03:43] Gu
    So here, you're the senpai.
[03:45] Y
    That's true, but...
[03:47] Gu
    It'll be fine. I'm counting on you.
[03:52] Y
    Okay, let's get you guys started.
[03:56] Y
    I'm really nervous!
[04:01] Y
    Yama-san's crazy, sometimes...
[04:06] Y
    I can't tell if they're listening
    to me or not.
[04:10] Y
    Will this be all right?
[04:18] Y
    They're doing their job correctly.
[04:20] Y
    They were listening to me.
[04:27] Y
    Oh, Kawashima-san...
[04:29] Y
    Use the dolly, or you'll hurt your back.
[04:33] Gu
    You're allowed to use the dolly?
[04:37] Y
    No, no.
[04:38] Y
    It belongs to everyone, so you
    can use it when you want.
[04:41] Gu
    I see.
[04:41] Y
    Okay.
[04:43] Y
    Don't worry about it.
[04:44] Y
    Then, I'll take these.
[04:46] Gu
    Yeah. Thanks.
[04:50] Y
    There's something weird about that guy...
[04:55] F
    It is great to see you so
    hard at work, master.
[04:57] Y
    I didn't call you.
[04:59] F
    A first-rate servant is there for his master,
    even when he isn't called!
[05:04] Y
    And just who is a first-rate servant?
[05:06] F
    It appears you are doing physical labor.
[05:10] F
    This is when you should turn to the
    Petit Hierozoicon! For example...
[05:16] F
    Goyelems, the stone doll, can carry anything!
[05:23] Y
    I bet that's what would happen.
[05:26] F
    Th-Then, how about Jin,
    the omnipotent spirit?
[05:29] F
    It would be over in an instant!
[05:32] Y
    He'll only work up to 500 yen, though.
[05:39] F
    He went home!
[05:40] F
    Then, use the power of Brondis, the judge,
     to blow the packages away!
[05:45] Y
    What do you think those packages are?!
[05:49] F
    Master, please don't leave me in here.
[05:53] Y
    Sorry, Fool.
[05:55] Y
    We aren't allowed to use phones
    or magic books at work.
[05:58] F
    Oh? Is that a real rule?
[06:00] Y
    Of course not.
[06:02] F
    It's so dark!
[06:03] F
    Master, rely on us more!
[06:06] Y
    Be quiet until my shift is over.
[06:09] F
    Do not leave us, master!
[06:11] ---
    Kenzaki Transport
[06:11] Gu
    Okay, lunchtime!
[06:13] Gu
    Right!
[06:21] Y
    At times like these, I thought
    opening up to them might be better.
[06:25] Y
    But this sense of distance...
[06:30] Y
    Maybe it's a bit similar.
[06:34] Gu
    Hey, the afternoon batch is here!
[06:37] Y
    Right!
[06:41] Y
    Are you two done eating?
[06:42] ---
    Yeah.
[06:43] Gu
    Yeah.
[06:45] Y
    Then, Sasaki-san, you bring the box.
[06:48] Y
    I'll pass the packages to you, Kawashima-san.
[06:52] Y
    What's wrong?
SIGN    Tea
[06:54] Gu
    What do we do with the trash?
[06:58] Y
    The trash can's over there! Hurry!
[07:00] ---
    Okay.
[07:03] Y
    I knew this wasn't working!
[07:19] Y
    It's over...
[07:22] Gu
    Good work.
[07:24] Gu
    Here.
[07:26] Gu
    It's cold.
[07:27] ---
    Here.
[07:28] ---
    Here.
[07:30] Gu
    My treat.
[07:32] Gu
    See you tomorrow.
[07:35] Y
    Th-Thank you very much!
[07:38] Gu
    U-Um...
[07:40] Gu
    Thank you... very much.
[07:42] Gu
    They'll get warm.
[07:44] Gu
    Drink up, quick!
[07:46] Y
    Right!
[07:52] Y
    So good!
[07:55] Gu
    This really is good.
[07:57] ---
    Yeah.
[08:06] Gu
    Cheers!
[08:08] Gu
    That's a nice story!
[08:11] Y
    Is it?
[08:12] R
    It is.
[08:14] R
    Young men working as hard as they can,
[08:16] R
    then grinning, after receiving
    some delicious coffee...
[08:21] R
    Youth!
[08:23] Y
    Youth, huh?
[08:25] Gu
    Those two learned how to
    communicate with their bodies.
[08:30] Gu
    How to say thank you!
[08:32] R
    That's right.
[08:33] R
    You need to learn to speak with your body.
[08:37] Gu
    You're right!
[08:39] Y
    Learn to speak... with your body?
[08:44] Gu
    Thanks, Ruriko-san.
[08:46] R
    Let's drink.
[08:52] R
    These days,
[08:54] R
    from birth, you're surrounded
    by information, right?
[08:57] R
    But that means you don't develop the important
     skill of how to learn information.
[09:03] Y
    How to learn information?
SIGN    Treasure Map
[09:08] R
    Information isn't supposed to be
    something you're given.
[09:12] R
    It's the reward you get for showing interest
    in something and taking action.
[09:17] R
    Of course, action doesn't
    always equal reward.
[09:21] R
    Sometimes, a thing can be less than imagined.
[09:25] R
    But because of that effort you put in,
[09:28] R
    it becomes something that teaches you.
[09:32] R
    Sasaki-kun and Kawashima-kun were
[09:34] R
    happy to receive coffee as a
    reward for their efforts.
[09:38] R
    The "thank you" issuing from their lips
[09:41] R
    was something that came from their bodies.
[09:44] R
    I doubt they'll ever forget
    the taste of today's coffee.
[09:54] Y
    Words that come from the body, huh?
[10:05] Y
    Crap.
[10:06] Y
    I totally forgot.
[10:09] F
    Master, do you hate me?
[10:14] Y
    No, I don't! Today, I was, um...
[10:18] Y
    I was so busy, I forgot...
[10:20] F
    A-All right. Is that what happened?
[10:25] Y
    I'm sorry!
[10:25] F
    Master!
[10:27] F
    Don't you think you should treat us better?!
[10:30] Y
    I'm sorry...
[10:31] Y
    Really, I didn't mean to.
[10:35] Gu
    He made Fool cry, chirp.
[10:36] Gu
    What a mess, chirp.
[10:37] Gu
    He's a bad man, chirp.
[10:39] ---
    Chirpity-chirp! Chirp!
[10:51] ---
    Kenzaki Transport
[10:56] Y
    Good morning!
[11:00] Gu
    ...ning.
[11:01] Y
    At least they returned the greeting, huh?
[11:05] Y
    Okay, about today's job...
[11:08] Gu
    Careful, it's heavy.
[11:10] Gu
    No, it isn't...
[11:12] Gu
    This is heavy, too.
[11:14] Gu
    I bet it isn't—
[11:16] Gu
    It really is?
[11:20] Gu
    I put both on jobs that could be done alone.
[11:24] Gu
    But how are they doing?
[11:27] Gu
    Um, I'm done.
[11:30] Y
    Already?
[11:31] Gu
    Yes.
[11:32] Y
    Then...
[11:34] Y
    Could you clean up the stuff
    on the floor there?
[11:38] Gu
    Sure.
[11:40] Gu
    I'm also done.
[11:41] Y
    You, too?
[11:43] Y
    Then, please clean up with Kawashima-san.
[11:46] Gu
    Okay.
[11:49] Y
    They're more efficient than yesterday.
[11:52] Y
    They both find working alone easier.
[11:58] Gu
    I'm starving!
[12:00] Gu
    Today, it's a Hamburg steak lunch, huh?
[12:03] Y
    Here you go, Sasaki-san... Kawashima-san.
[12:06] Gu
    Thanks.
[12:08] Gu
    Thank you.
[12:10] Gu
    Um, I'm going to get something to drink.
[12:14] Gu
    Want anything?
[12:16] Y
    Some tea, then.
[12:19] Gu
    Got it.
[12:24] Gu
    I go to deliver this package, and the girl
    comes out in nothing but a towel.
[12:29] Gu
    So that really happens!
[12:30] Gu
    It happened to me once, too.
[12:32] Gu
    Seriously?
[12:33] Gu
    In my case, it was a naked, old man.
[12:35] Gu
    What the heck?
[12:39] Y
    So it isn't that they don't
    like talking to people.
[12:44] Y
    They will if they can't
    see the person's face?
[12:47] Y
    How does that work?
[12:51] Y
    I've also been misunderstood after
    saying what I was thinking.
[12:56] Y
    Sometimes, even when looking at someone,
[12:58] Y
    I couldn't say what I wanted.
[13:01] Y
    I couldn't tell them anything...
[13:04] Y
    Even if you say something directly,
    having people understand you can be difficult.

[13:09] Y
    But...
[13:11] Y
    I know something that's even more enjoyable.
[13:19] Y
    No one will teach you that.
[13:22] Y
    You have to feel it for yourself,
[13:23] Y
    and build it up, little by little.
[13:27] Y
    That's what makes you who you are.
[13:32] Y
    It isn't that they don't want
    to talk to me, right?
[13:38] Y
    Are you guys done?
[13:39] Y
    I'll put your trays away.
[13:41] Gu
    Yeah.
[13:42] Gu
    Thanks.
[13:47] Y
    Now, it's just a matter of timing!
[13:54] Y
    We're almost done! Let's keep at it!
[13:57] Gu
    Yeah.
[13:58] Gu
    Okay.
[14:02] Gu
    I'm sorry!
[14:03] Gu
    We need three hundred packages done, ASAP.
[14:05] Gu
    Three hundred?
[14:06] Gu
    A really good customer asked.
    I'm counting on you.
[14:09] Gu
    Oh, well. Let's do it.
[14:10] Gu
    Let's get fired up, guys.
[14:12] Y
    Right!
[14:13] Gu
    Okay.
[14:16] Gu
    We'll do the ones going to Kanto.
[14:18] Gu
    Inaba, you do Kansai.
[14:19] Gu
    Sasaki and Kawashima, you take Shikoku.
[14:22] Gu
    Right.
[14:22] Gu
    Okay.
[14:24] Gu
    When you're done, help the others.
[14:26] Gu
    Got it?
[14:27] Gu
    Yes, sir!
[14:43] Gu
    It's over...
[14:44] Gu
    I'm so tired.
[14:46] Gu
    I can't move.
[14:49] Gu
    But...
[14:51] Gu
    That was kind of fun, maybe.
[14:54] Gu
    Yeah, I know what you mean.
[14:58] Y
    Me, too.
[14:59] Y
    It was fun.
[15:04] ---
     Kenzaki Transport
[15:07] Y
    Good morning!
[15:10] Y
    Good morning.
[15:11] Gu
    Morning.
[15:12] Gu
    Good morning.
[15:15] Gu
    Everyone's here, right?
[15:17] Gu
    What's up, boss?
[15:19] Gu
    Well...
[15:21] Gu
    There was a problem
    with that rush job we did.
[15:25] Gu
    Were they not in time?
SIGN    Keep Upright
[15:29] Gu
    A packaged marked "Keep Upright"
    was delivered upside-down.
[15:39] Gu
    It was for Shikoku.
[15:41] Gu
    Shikoku...
[15:42] Gu
    Sasaki. Kawashima.
[15:44] Gu
    That was your job, right?
[15:45] Gu
    Well?
[15:47] Gu
    Uh...
[15:49] ---
    Um...
[15:50] Gu
    Well?! Did you pack it upside-down?
[15:52] ---
    U-Um...
SIGN    Keep Upright
[15:55] Gu
    What does "Keep Upright" mean?
[16:05] Gu
    Um...
[16:06] Gu
    I see...
[16:08] Gu
    You didn't know, huh?
[16:12] Gu
    Kawa—
[16:13] Gu
    I'm sorry!
[16:17] Gu
    Yama-san...
[16:19] Gu
    It's my responsibility for not teaching
    them what "Keep Upright" meant!
[16:23] Gu
    I'm terribly sorry for causing problems
    for the customer and the company!
[16:29] Gu
    I was in charge of teaching them,
    and I didn't realize, either.
[16:32] Gu
    I'm sorry!
[16:40] Gu
    Only one package was placed upside-down,
    and the damage was minimal.
[16:44] Gu
    That's the one good thing.
[16:47] Gu
    Make sure it doesn't happen again.
[16:49] Gu
    Please.
[16:58] Gu
    U-Um...
[17:00] Gu
    We...
[17:01] Gu
    "Keep Upright" means that you
    can't pack it upside-down.
[17:07] Gu
    It had this red sticker on it, right?
[17:11] Gu
    If you don't know what something means, ask.
[17:14] Gu
    You can ask Inaba or me.
[17:16] Gu
    Yeah.
[17:18] Gu
    Okay...
[17:22] ---
    Kenzaki Transport
[17:30] Gu
    Um...
[17:33] Gu
    They said there was damage.
[17:36] Y
    Oh, it's better not to think
    about it too much.
[17:39] Y
    Everyone messes things up.
[17:41] Gu
    But is the damage something
    we have to pay for?
[17:46] Y
    That's what's bothering him?!
[17:48] Gu
    I wondered that, as well.
[17:50] Y
    You, too?!
[17:53] Gu
    You know our boss wouldn't
    do anything so petty.
[17:56] Gu
    Don't worry.
[17:58] Gu
    I see...
[18:01] Y
    From the look of it, they don't know
    why Yama-san was bowing like that.
[18:08] Y
    When I was in elementary school...
[18:15] Y
    You know how someone always
    messes around during cleaning?
[18:20] Y
    Even when the team leader told
    him to cut it out, he didn't.
[18:23] Y
    And he ended up breaking a window.
[18:26] Y
    The teacher came and got mad, right?
[18:29] Y
    And the team leader said...
[18:31] Y
    It's my fault. I couldn't stop him.
[18:34] Y
    Um... Well, clean it up.
[18:39] Y
    Because he'd apologized first,
    the teacher couldn't be angry.
[18:45] Y
    Of course, it was partly the
    team leader's responsibility.
[18:48] Y
    But he tried to keep the boy who broke
    it from getting in trouble, see?
[18:53] Gu
    We should thank Yama-san.
[18:56] Gu
    Yeah.
[18:57] Gu
    And apologize to the boss.
[19:01] Y
    The sooner, the better.
[19:07] Gu
    Yama-san...
[19:08] Gu
    Yama-san.
[19:13] Y
    Worries, dumb mistakes,
[19:16] Y
    nervousness, frustrations...
[19:18] Y
    I hope, someday, they can all
    become good memories.
[19:27] Y
    I worked hard over my three-day break!
[19:31] F
    Master...
[19:32] F
    I was moved by what you said back there.
[19:37] Y
    Oh, about the cleaning?
[19:39] F
    An average man could not have
    brought himself to apologize
[19:43] F
    if it were another's fault.
[19:44] F
    Such self-sacrifice! Such devotion to others!
[19:50] Y
    There's more to that story.
[19:54] Y
    The one who covered for the boy
    who broke the window was Hase.
[20:00] Y
    Wow, Hase.
[20:02] Y
    I couldn't have done that.
[20:04] H
    What are you talking about?
[20:06] H
    Now, that idiot owes me.
[20:10] H
    I was getting pissed off because
    he never does any cleaning...
[20:14] H
    Now, I can shut him up for a good long while.
[20:19] Y
    Yeah.
[20:24] F
    Let's not tell Sasaki-sama
    and Kawashima-sama.
[20:28] Y
    Of course not.
[20:30] Y
    He's always been pretty clever...
[20:41] Gu
    I can feel it spreading through my body!
[20:44] Gu
    Real French cognac has a
    totally different aroma.
[20:47] A
    It's so good!
[20:48] A
    Are these curry-flavored sausages?
[20:51] Gu
    It's German soul food, currywurst.
[20:54] Gu
    They go so well with beer!
[20:57] Gu
    I heard that this is called a scone!
[21:04] H
    Hey, Inaba.
[21:07] Y
    You're back from Europe?
[21:09] H
    Just today.
[21:11] H
    Here's your present.
[21:16] R
    Hase-kun, come and join us!
[21:19] A
    Let's eat together!
[21:21] Gu
    Tell us about your trip.
[21:23] H
    Sure thing.
[21:25] F
    Just as you said, Hase-sama is very clever.
[21:30] H
    And the view from the castle is
    so good, it'll change your life!
[21:35] Y
    Yeah.
SIGN    Hello! My name is Fool!
SIGN    How do you do?
SIGN    What are you doing, Fool?
SIGN    It's almost time for the social with the Foreigners Club!
SIGN    I'm practicing my introductions, so I won't be rude.
SIGN    Nice to meet you.
SIGN    You aren't going to be showing yourself to them, right?
SIGN    Ah.
SIGN    Next time on Elegant Yokai Apartment Life:
SIGN    Let's Communication.
SIGN    Nineteenth Haunting Let's Communication
SIGN    I understand exactly what's bothering her.

19 - Let's Communication

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[00:11] ---
    Curry-Flavored
    Crunchy Corn Snack
[00:28] Gi
    I can't take this... any more.
[00:33] F
    Is there something wrong, master?
[00:36] Y
    This feeling...
[00:38] Y
    It's just like with Tashiro!
[00:40] F
    You need to use the restroom?
[00:42] F
    Then, you will find a convenience
    store just past the corner!
[00:46] Y
    That way!
SIGN    Nineteenth Haunting
    Let's Communication
[02:22] Y
    What can I do?
[02:25] Y
    But now that I've seen her,
[02:27] Y
    I can't ignore her!
[02:29] Y
    There she is.
[02:31] F
    Oh, that girl...
[02:33] F
    She's trying to use magic to fly.
[02:35] Y
    No!
[02:36] Gi
    What are you doing?
[02:42] Y
    S-Standing there is dangerous.
[02:45] Gi
    It's none of your business.
[02:47] Y
    Sure, but... Um, well...
[02:51] Y
    Um...
[02:53] Gi
    I'm just sick of it all!
[02:55] Gi
    Home, school, everything.
[02:57] Gi
    Who cares what I do?
[02:59] Gi
    Do I bother anyone?
[03:01] Gi
    You guys always bitch at me,
[03:03] Gi
    but you never listen to me.
[03:05] Gi
    It isn't fair!
[03:07] Gi
    I don't even want to do it...
[03:11] Gi
    I'm just sick of everything!
[03:17] Gi
    I've made my choice...
[03:18] Gi
    There's no fun in living.
[03:22] Gi
    It's all stupid.
[03:25] Y
    Wait!
[03:27] Y
    I won't make it—
[03:28] F
    Hello, miss!
[03:32] F
    After seeing this beautiful sunset,
[03:35] F
    I understand why you would
    feel a sudden urge to fly.
[03:38] F
    But it seems you are not a student of magic.
[03:41] F
    I see!
[03:43] F
    Then, it was suicide?
[03:44] F
    I cannot say I approve...
[03:47] F
    Hell is filled with soul-eating demons.
[03:50] F
    Do you wish to suffer eternal
    pain after your death?
[03:56] Gi
    A scary monster!
[03:58] Gi
    No!
[03:59] Gi
    Daddy! Mommy!
[04:01] F
    Oh, dear...
[04:05] Y
    And that's what happened...
[04:08] R
    Fool-kun, nice job.
[04:11] Gu
    So you are useful, Petit.
[04:14] F
    Now, master,
[04:15] F
    please give me words of praise, as well!
[04:19] Y
    And you know what's really shocking?
[04:21] Y
    She's still in sixth grade.
[04:23] F
    Master, you meanie!
[04:26] H
    She's one busy sixth grader.
[04:29] Y
    You're here again, like you
    belong here, Hase.
[04:32] H
    The Yokai Apartments, on Sunday,
    is my relaxation spot.
[04:36] Y
    But I don't get sixth graders these days.
[04:40] Y
    Trying to kill themselves like that...
[04:42] R
    To her, that moment was very serious.
[04:49] Gu
    Thinking back, she'll realize
    what she did was stupid.
[04:53] Gu
    But it was just a moment...
[04:55] Gu
    What you think in that moment is everything.
[04:59] R
    The devil makes you do it.
[05:03] Gu
    The problem is when you're unable to
    control yourself for that moment.
[05:09] Gu
    Well, I'm glad you saved her.
[05:12] R
    That's right!
[05:14] R
    One wrong move,
[05:15] R
    and she might have ended up here!
[05:20] Y
    That wouldn't have been good.
[05:23] H
    Kuri, you smell like the sun...
[05:26] A
    Trouble!
[05:27] A
    Yushi-kun, the cops called!
[05:31] Y
    Yes.
[05:32] Y
    All right.
[05:34] Y
    I'll be there soon.
[05:37] Y
    The girl I was telling you about
[05:39] Y
    went to the police because
    she wanted to thank me.
[05:43] H
    That's nice of her.
[05:45] A
    So, you're going?
[05:47] Y
    Yes.
[05:48] R
    I don't know...
[05:50] Gu
    Yeah.
[05:51] R
    When someone who tried to
    kill themselves is saved,
[05:56] R
    they sometimes start to depend on the
    one who saved them for everything.
[06:01] Y
    Everything?
[06:03] Gu
    Her life, her soul...
[06:06] Gu
    And her body.
[06:08] Y
    Th-That's an exaggeration...
[06:10] R
    I hope it is.
SIGN    Takanodai Higashi Police Department
[06:17] Y
    I guess I'll go.
[06:18] Gu
    Thank so you much for what you did!
[06:21] Gu
    I'm Yumi Asada.
SIGN    Yumi Asada
    Nice to meet you all!
[06:23] Gu
    This is my card.
[06:25] Y
    I'm Yushi Inaba.
[06:27] Y
    And I don't need the card.
[06:29] Gi
    Why? Why?
[06:31] Gi
    Why not?
[06:32] Gi
    Yumi
[06:32] Gi
    You need my ID and stuff to reach me!
[06:35] Y
    I don't have a smart phone...
[06:36] Gi
    I've never met someone who didn't.
    Why don't you have one?
[06:39] Gi
    I'd die without mine!
[06:42] Gi
    That's weird...
SIGN    Showa
[06:44] Gi
    Showa? Were you born in the Showa period?
[06:46] Y
    It was Heisei.
[06:48] Gi
    Or do you not have friends?
[06:51] Gi
    Sorry! I shouldn't ask that, right?
[06:55] Gi
    Hey, aren't "Yushi-kun" and
    "Yumi-chan" similar?
[06:58] Y
    I can't take any more!
[07:01] Gi
    Really, thank you so much.
[07:05] Gi
    I'm sorry.
[07:06] Y
    Okay.
[07:08] Y
    Don't do it again.
[07:09] Gi
    Yes.
[07:11] Gi
    Um, would you listen to me for a bit?
SIGN    Driver's License Testing
[07:16] Gi
    Honestly, I don't think I wanted to die.
[07:20] Gi
    But...
[07:22] Gi
    I made some new friends.
[07:24] Gi
    And at first, it was so much fun.
[07:27] Gi
    But I started to not fit in.
[07:31] Gi
    And...
[07:32] Gi
    They tried to make me do bad things.
[07:35] Gi
    I couldn't do them anymore.
[07:37] Gi
    And then, Mom got super mad.
[07:39] Gi
    I didn't even do anything wrong.
[07:41] Gi
    We fought because I didn't
    know why she got so mad.
[07:44] Gi
    She even tried to take my phone.
[07:46] Gi
    She yelled at me, and then...
[07:49] Gi
    I think I just didn't know what to do...
[07:53] Y
    I see.
[07:55] Y
    She's just unbalanced.
[07:59] Y
    Her body's grown up,
[08:01] Y
    and she thinks she can do different things.
[08:04] Y
    But her mind is still a child's mind,
[08:07] Y
    so she gets upset.
[08:08] Y
    I'm sure everyone walks that path.
[08:11] Y
    For her, it was just a bit soon. And extreme.
[08:15] Gi
    Why did I decide to die?
[08:18] Gi
    It's so scary...
[08:21] R
    To her, that moment was very serious.
[08:27] Y
    I think, sometimes, everyone wants to die.
[08:30] Gi
    Really?
[08:32] Gi
    You, too?
[08:33] Y
    I...
[08:35] Y
    I'm not allowed to want that.
[08:38] Gi
    Why?
[08:40] Y
    Because my parents died before me.
[08:44] Gi
    I...
SIGN    Driver's License Testing
[08:45] Gi
    I'm sorry.
[08:49] Y
    When your parents are angry,
    it means they're worried.
SIGN    Driver's License Testing
[08:53] Y
    They care about you.
[08:56] Y
    So take better care of yourself.
[09:03] ---
    Hey! Again?!
[09:06] Y
    No... It's nothing!
SIGN    Takanodai Higashi Police Department
[09:09] Y
    Stop crying!
[09:12] Y
    What... am I doing?
[09:16] Gi
    Sorry for crying!
[09:19] Gi
    I feel kind of embarrassed
    without my makeup.
SIGN    Safety Association Driver's License Testing
[09:22] Y
    Yeah? I think you look better without it.
[09:26] Gi
    You like me better this way?
[09:29] Y
    You're still in sixth grade.
[09:30] Y
    If you use it now, how much
    will you wear as an adult?
[09:35] Gi
    I... I see.
[09:37] Y
    Anyway, I'm leaving.
[09:40] Gi
    You are?!
[09:42] Y
    I have work.
[09:43] Y
    Bye.
[09:46] Gi
    Yushi-kun, see you later!
[09:54] Gi
    Yushi-kun...
[09:57] Gi
    I came to see you.
[09:58] Y
    Come on, now...
[10:01] Gi
    Yushi-kun!
[10:02] Gi
    Yushi-kun!
[10:04] Gi
    Yushi-kun!
[10:06] R
    Youth, chirp.
[10:07] R
    A blue spring, chirp.
[10:09] R
    Bittersweet, chirp.
[10:11] ---
    Chirpity-chirp! Chirp!
[10:12] R
    She's totally reliant on you, huh?
[10:15] Gu
    Ended up just like we said, huh?
[10:19] Y
    You look like you're having fun.
[10:24] Y
    She isn't a bad girl, though...
[10:26] F
    I sensed a very pure aura coming from her!
[10:30] F
    That is probably why it is easily affected.
[10:33] Y
    Easily affected, huh?
[10:35] Y
    Yeah,
[10:37] Y
    she wasn't wearing makeup.
[10:40] Gi
    Yushi-kun!
[10:42] Gi
    Were you just talking to someone?
[10:46] Y
    No! Nobody's here!
[10:49] Gi
    Well, it doesn't matter.
[10:51] Gi
    Hey, are you free today?
[10:53] Gi
    Want to hang out somewhere?
[10:56] Y
    Sorry.
[10:58] Y
    I'm busy today.
[11:00] Gi
    Where are you going?
[11:01] Gi
    I want to go, too!
[11:07] Y
    Fine.
[11:08] Gi
    Really?
[11:09] Gi
    Thanks.
[11:10] Gi
    Hooray!
[11:11] Y
    But!
[11:12] Gi
    Wh-What?
[11:14] Y
    Ditch those clothes.
[11:15] Y
    The shoes, too!
[11:17] Gi
    They're no good?
[11:17] Y
    No good! Be polite there!
[11:20] Y
    Introduce yourself properly,
    and listen to what people say!
[11:23] Y
    Speak clearly!
[11:25] Y
    And don't forget that you're coming...
[11:27] Y
    Cause! I'm!
[11:29] Y
    Letting! You!
[11:30] Gi
    S-Sure...
[11:32] Y
    The answer is "Yes"!
[11:33] Gi
    Y-Yes!
[11:34] Y
    And don't hand out those business cards.
[11:37] Y
    That's all.
[11:38] Y
    You'd better do all of that. Got it?
[11:40] Gi
    Yes!
[11:55] Gi
    Well?
[11:56] Y
    Looks fine.
[11:59] Gi
    It's all foreigners...
[12:01] Y
    It's the Foreigners Club party, after all.
[12:04] Gi
    Why are you attending?
[12:06] Y
    I'm part of the English Conversation Club.
[12:09] Y
    And so, we'll be dubbing in English here.
[12:13] Y
    Okay?
[12:14] Gi
    O-Okay.
[12:16] T
    Yoo-hoo! Inaba!
[12:18] T
    Want some meat? Meat!
[12:21] Y
    Tashiro...
[12:22] Y
    Go on.
[12:23] Gi
    H-Hello.
[12:25] Gi
    I'm Yumi Asada.
[12:26] T
    Oh, you're the one?
[12:28] T
    Inaba's told me all about you.
[12:30] T
    Since you're Yumi-chan,
    I'll call you "Yu-chan."
[12:33] T
    You can call me "Tako-nee"!
[12:36] Gi
    Okay, Tako-neesan.
[12:39] Gu
    Hi, Yushi.
[12:41] Gu
    Welcome.
[12:42] Y
    George!
[12:44] Y
    He's the boss of this club.
[12:47] Gi
    I'm Yumi Asada...
[12:50] Y
    Relax. Relax.
[12:52] Y
    If you don't understand something, ask.
[12:54] Y
    Now, let's party.
[12:57] Gi
    Okay!
[12:58] Gu
    Yumi? Not hungry?
[13:02] Gi
    Um...
[13:03] Y
    He asked if you're hungry.
[13:06] Gi
    I am hungry! Hungry!
[13:08] Gu
    Okay, follow me.
[13:11] Gi
    Um... Um...
[13:13] Y
    Be polite.
[13:15] ---
    O-Okay.
[13:17] Y
    My name is Asada Yumi.
[13:20] Y
    Or is it Yumi Asada?
[13:23] Gu
    Yumi, nice to meet you.
[13:26] Gu
    Welcome, Yumi.
[13:28] Gi
    Enjoy yourself.
[13:31] Gi
    Okay!
[13:32] Gi
    I mean... Y-Yes!
[13:34] Gi
    So that's the girl?
[13:36] Y
    Oh, club president...
[13:39] Y
    Thanks for letting me bring her.
[13:41] Gi
    It's fine.
[13:42] Gi
    George said, "A party's more
    fun with more people."
[13:47] Y
    Thank you very much.
[13:49] Y
    By the way, when are we doing our recording?
[13:53] GI
    Well,
[13:54] GI
    the star, Mamiya, isn't here...
[13:57] GI
    There's been no word, so I
    don't know what to do.
[14:01] GI
    Speak of the devil.
[14:03] GI
    Hello? Where are you?
[14:06] GI
    No way!
[14:07] Y
    I've got a bad feeling.
[14:09] Gi
    Fine.
[14:10] Gi
    We'll work something out, so take care.
[14:16] Gi
    Inaba!
[14:17] Y
    What?
SIGN    Nata de Coco Quest
[14:18] Gi
    Mamiya's sick and can't come.
[14:21] Gi
    Can you do it?
[14:24] Gi
    Please get ready!
[14:31] Y
    I got it!
SIGN    Nata de Coco Quest
[14:33] Gi
    I'm counting on you.
[14:38] Gi
    Ladies and gentlemen!
[14:41] Gi
    Joutou English Club presents...
[14:47] Gi
    Yushi-kun?
[14:52] Gi
    Oh, no!
[14:53] Gi
    Princess Panna Cotta!
[15:00] Gi
    Help me, Nata de Coco!
[15:02] Gi
    Oh, no!
[15:09] Gi
    Nothing's denting it...
[15:11] Gi
    You can't beat me.
[15:13] Gi
    Never!
[15:14] Gi
    God...
[15:17] Gi
    I will give you half of this world.
[15:21] Gi
    No! I'll bash you down!
[15:26] Gi
    You fool!
SIGN    The End
[15:51] Gi
    That was good stuff, Cap.
[15:53] Gu
    Thank you, George.
[15:55] Gi
    I love this anime!
[15:57] T
    You do? I'm glad.
[16:00] Gu
    You were a little nervous, Yushi.
[16:03] Y
    It was really sudden.
[16:05] Gu
    No excuses, Yushi.
[16:08] Y
    Sorry, George.
[16:20] Y
    Thank you for inviting me today.
[16:23] Y
    You are welcome anytime.
[16:26] Y
    Did she do anything rude?
[16:30] Gu
    She was a very good girl.
[16:32] Gu
    She introduced herself properly, too.
[16:35] Gu
    Right, Yumi?
[16:36] Gi
    Yes!
[16:37] Gi
    Thank you very much for having me today!
[16:45] Gi
    Yushi-kun, thank you for
    bringing me with you today.
[16:50] Gi
    And...
[16:53] Gi
    For also telling me to be polite.
[16:57] Gi
    I realized that everyone accepted me
[17:00] Gi
    because of what you told me to do.
[17:03] Gi
    Being polite is important, right?
[17:06] Y
    Yeah.
[17:08] Gu
    The old me would've—
[17:10] Gi
    Oh, Yumi-chan!
[17:12] Gi
    What are you doing here?
[17:14] Gi
    Who's this?
[17:16] Gi
    Your boyfriend?
[17:17] Gi
    He looks poor!
[17:22] Y
    These are...
[17:24] Gi
    Yeah.
[17:25] Gi
    My friends.
[17:26] Gi
    Oh, yeah!
[17:28] Gi
    We're going to hang out.
[17:30] Gi
    You'll come, right?
[17:31] Gi
    What are you going to do?
[17:33] Gi
    What else?
[17:35] Gi
    I'm running out of foundation...
[17:38] Gi
    I want a new color.
[17:40] Gi
    Let's get everything.
[17:42] Y
    "Hanging out"? These guys...
[17:45] Gi
    And you know,
[17:46] Gi
    we haven't forgotten how you left us.
[17:49] Gi
    If you run, you know what happens, right?
[17:53] Y
    Hey, enough—
[17:54] Gi
    No!
[17:57] ---
    Huh?
[17:58] Gi
    Today, I learned a lot of
    things I hadn't known.
[18:03] Gi
    Stories from all over the world.
[18:06] Gi
    And then, I realized that what I've
    been doing is really stupid!
[18:12] Gi
    You—
[18:13] Gi
    Forcing myself to wear makeup,
[18:15] Gi
    trying to stand out with flashy clothes,
[18:17] Gi
    shoplifting!
[18:18] Gi
    Grownups don't act like that!
[18:21] Gi
    Are you saying we're kids?
[18:23] Gi
    I'm saying you're stupid!
[18:25] Gi
    I want to be a grownup...
[18:28] Gi
    You guys shouldn't do this, either.
[18:31] Gi
    What's her problem? She's ticking me off!
[18:33] Gi
    Who do you think you are?
[18:35] Gi
    We were nice enough to
    let you hang out with us!
[18:37] Gi
    You won't get away with this!
[18:40] Y
    Yumi, close your eyes.
[18:43] Gi
    Okay.
[18:45] Y
    Hold back your power...
[18:48] Y
    Brondis!
[18:57] F
    Splendid, master.
[18:59] F
    You controlled Brondis's power perfectly!
[19:03] Y
    Yeah...
[19:04] Y
    I'm glad it worked.
[19:06] Gi
    What was that?
[19:08] Y
    I don't know!
[19:10] Y
    Maybe lightning?
[19:13] Y
    Okay, I'll be going.
[19:15] Gi
    U-Um...
[19:17] Y
    What is it?
[19:19] Gi
    I'm sorry!
[19:20] Gi
    Starting tomorrow, I won't be
    able to come and see you!
[19:25] Gi
    I found out what I want to do!
[19:28] Gi
    So I'll be busy...
[19:30] Gi
    Sorry.
[19:32] Y
    But I never asked her to come.
[19:36] Gi
    I see. That's great.
[19:39] Gi
    May I ask what you want to do?
[19:41] Y
    English conversation!
[19:43] Y
    Today, when I heard everyone,
[19:45] Y
    I decided I wanted to hear more.
[19:47] Y
    So I want to learn English.
[19:49] Y
    No, I'm going to do it!
[19:52] Y
    Right.
[19:52] Y
    Good luck.
[19:54] Gi
    Thanks.
[19:54] Gi
    Bye.
[19:57] Gi
    Oh, right...
[20:00] Gi
    Tell your friend the bird "thanks," too!
[20:04] Gi
    Bye-bye!
[20:06] F
    Clever girl, isn't she?
[20:09] Y
    Girls are scary, even when they're tiny...
[20:13] Gi
    Mommy, um...
[20:16] Gi
    I'm sorry!
[20:17] Gi
    And...
[20:19] Gi
    I learned what I want to do!
[20:25] H
    She starts out wanting to kill herself,
[20:27] H
    hangs out with you, and now she's
    into English conversation?
[20:30] H
    That's some power she's got.
[20:33] Y
    Yeah...
[20:34] Y
    Honestly, it was overwhelming.
[20:37] R
    The power of a child, huh?
[20:40] Y
    The power of a child?
[20:42] R
    They learn about a new world,
[20:44] R
    and if it interests them,
    they head straight for it.
[20:47] R
    Without looking back.
[20:49] Gu
    That can be dangerous, though.
[20:52] Gu
    They can't tell good from evil.
[20:57] Y
    That's right...
[21:01] H
    I'm glad it was you who stopped
    her from committing suicide.
[21:04] Y
    No, I just happened to...
[21:06] Gu
    Just happened to, huh?
[21:08] R
    I bet I know what Akine-chan would say.
[21:11] R
    She'd say it's karma, right?
[21:15] Y
    Maybe.
[21:17] A
    Matsutake mushrooms!
[21:19] A
    What's wrong?
[21:21] A
    Matsutake!
[21:22] A
    Matsutake...
[21:24] A
    Out of the way.
[21:26] Gu
    We've been waiting for this!
[21:27] Gu
    Okay, let's get cooking!
[21:29] Gu
    Let's get drinking!
[21:31] A
    Come on, you two!
[21:36] Gu
    Thanks!
SIGN    Why is Yamamoto always that way?
SIGN    Sometimes, humans want to gild who they really are.
SIGN    They're sad creatures, huh?
SIGN    Are you also hiding something, Isshiki-san?
SIGN    If I tell you, your life will be over!
SIGN    N-Never mind, I'll pass.
SIGN    Next time on Elegant Yokai Apartment Life:
SIGN    Under the Gilt.
SIGN    Twentieth Haunting Under the Gilt
SIGN    Yamamoto's past is...

20 - Under the Gilt

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SIGN    Joutou Business High School
SIGN    November 10-12 Culture Fair 2-C Program
[00:06] Gu
    All right, it's time for us to decide
[00:08] Gu
    what we'll do for the culture fair.
[00:13] Y
    The culture fair, huh?
[00:14] Y
    It's that time already?
[00:16] Gu
    Committee member and secretary,
[00:18] Gu
    go to the front.
[00:20] Gu
    Right.
[00:22] Gu
    And now...
[00:29] Gu
    You guys decide.
[00:33] Y
    Come on, now, Chiaki...
SIGN    Twentieth Haunting
    Under the Gilt
[02:16] Y
    Seriously?
[02:17] T
    Chiaki-chan must be tired!
[02:20] Gu
    My judo uniform...
[02:22] Gu
    Okay, so I'd like to decide what
    we're doing for the culture fair.
SIGN    November 10-12 Culture Fair 2-C Program
[02:28] Gu
    Does anyone have ideas?
[02:32] Gu
    What should we do?
[02:33] Y
    Maybe teachers are busy at this time of year.
[02:37] Y
    Chiaki is also in charge of counseling.
[02:40] T
    I heard that, this year, a lot fewer
    people are causing problems.
[02:47] Y
    Is that because of the work
    Chiaki's been doing?
[02:49] T
    I guess so.
[02:51] T
    The first thing he did was to make friends
    with people likely to cause problems.
[02:57] Y
    I see.
[02:59] Y
    Even someone who's a little rough
[03:01] Y
    wouldn't cause trouble for
    Chiaki, if they're friends.
[03:07] Y
    But he looks pale.
[03:11] Y
    H-Hey. Stop that.
[03:14] T
    But he's so cute when he's sleeping!
[03:19] Gu
    No phones allowed in school.
[03:24] T
    He got mad at me.
[03:28] Y
    Jeez.
[03:29] Y
    Don't get cocky.
[03:31] Y
    You're lucky he didn't take your phone.
[03:34] T
    I know that...
[03:36] T
    He's letting me get away with it, right?
[03:41] Gu
    Well, I'm lucky that Class 2-C has nothing
    but good students like you.
[03:48] Gu
    I can leave you alone, without worry.
[03:51] Y
    He believes in us, doesn't he?
[03:54] Y
    I have to live up to that.
[03:59] Y
    Hey, Tashiro!
[04:02] T
    Title:
[04:03] T
    "A Male High School Student Gazes
    Passionately at His Teacher."
[04:07] T
    It's so sad it isn't a female teacher!
[04:10] Y
    Knock it off! I'll confiscate your phone!
[04:14] T
    Oh, no!
[04:15] Gu
    You two! Keep it down!
[04:18] Y
    In the end, 2-C settled on doing
    a demon-fighting game.
SIGN    Joutou Business High School
[04:27] Gu
    And so, the English Conversation Club
SIGN    English Conversation Club Culture Fair Exhibit
[04:30] Gu
    needs to decide what it's doing
    for the culture fair.
[04:33] Gu
    The culture fair, huh?
[04:35] Gi
    You know,
[04:37] Gi
    people really liked the dubbing we
    did for the social, didn't they?
[04:41] Gi
    That's right.
[04:42] Gi
    I was worried when we suddenly had
    Inaba-kun take over, though.
[04:46] Y
    No, I was more worried than anyone...
[04:50] T
    And that's what he says!
[04:54] Gi
    Anyway, we want to do something even
    better for the culture festival, right?
[05:00] Gi
    Let's all come with an idea.
[05:03] Gu
    Right!
[05:04] Gi
    I want to do English lessons for the kids!
SIGN    English Conversation Club
    Culture Fair Exhibit
[05:06] Gu
    I want to call someone
    famous for an interview.
[05:08] Gi
    Maybe something about stuff
    that happens in good movies?
[05:38] T
    Is something wrong, Inaba?
[05:40] Y
    No, I just realized we haven't
    seen Yamamoto since then.
[05:45] T
    Konacchan, huh?
[05:48] T
    She's annoying, but I am a little curious.
[05:52] Gi
    Me, too.
[05:54] T
    Club President...
[05:55] Gi
    I sent her a bunch of messages,
[05:58] Gi
    but she never responded.
[06:01] Gi
    There's nothing else I can do.
[06:03] Y
    Yeah.
[06:04] Gi
    And just like she said,
[06:07] Gi
    you can't force someone to attend.
[06:09] Gi
    In the end, we just have
    to leave it up to her.
[06:13] Y
    Up to her, huh?
SIGN    English Conversation Club Culture Fair Exhibit
[06:18] Gi
    I guess we haven't made our decision, huh?
[06:22] Gi
    We'll decide next time,
    so think hard, everyone!
[06:25] Gi
    Okay!
[06:28] T
    Inaba, I got some information on Konacchan!
[06:32] Y
    On Yamamoto?
[06:33] T
    Yeah.
[06:34] Y
    Where do you get this stuff? Really!
[06:37] T
    Before she came to JTB, she was at Jinmei.
[06:41] ---
    Jinmei?
SIGN    Jinmei High School
[06:43] Y
    Isn't Jinmei rather famous as a good school?
[06:46] T
    I guess she's pretty smart.
[06:48] T
    But ever since she first showed
    up there, she acted weird.
[06:52] Y
    Weird?
[06:53] T
    Uncooperative. Wanting to stand out.
[06:56] T
    The type that's all about herself.
[06:59] T
    Who has to be the best at everything,
[07:03] T
    and always in charge.
[07:06] Gi
    Why anime?
[07:09] Gi
    Why not a normal movie?
[07:13] Gi
    I see.
SIGN    Jinmei High School
[07:18] T
    Anyway, Konacchan would
    always show off her knowledge,
[07:23] T
    suddenly start yelling,
[07:26] T
    or answer out of turn in class...
[07:28] T
    All she ever did was try to
    draw attention to herself.
[07:33] T
    And her parents were called in, but...
[07:42] T
    Her classmates couldn't take it anymore,
[07:45] T
    and they started to ignore her.
[07:54] T
    And so, she stopped going to school.
[08:00] Y
    And she transferred here?
[08:03] Y
    At a business high school, an average
    class is easier to attend than at Jinmei.
[08:09] T
    Her parents were trying
    to make it easy on her.
[08:11] Y
    Then maybe the problem's with the parents?
[08:14] T
    No, her family's supposedly pretty normal.
[08:18] T
    Reputation with neighbors, their lifestyle,
[08:21] T
    how they act toward their kid...
[08:23] T
    It's all very normal.
[08:24] Y
    How do you have that information, too?
[08:27] Y
    Do you have spies?
[08:29] T
    The one thing
[08:30] T
    is that she has a big sister,
    five years older.
[08:33] Y
    A big sister?
[08:34] T
    Her grades are always top of the class,
[08:37] T
    and she's really pretty.
[08:38] T
    She's kind, and the picture
    of an ideal student!
[08:43] Y
    In other words, she has a complex
    toward her superior sister.
[08:47] T
    Yeah.
[08:47] T
    Looks like it started when she was little.
[08:51] T
    And when she was little, she was very weak.
[08:55] T
    Her family was really worried about her.
[09:00] Y
    I finally understand the mystery
    behind Yamamoto's problems.
[09:05] Y
    The old me was probably like that.
[09:11] Y
    When I lived at my uncle's place,
[09:15] Y
    Eriko was there, and she was
    two years older than I was.
[09:19] Y
    Even though I wasn't their kid,
[09:21] Y
    Uncle Hiroshi and Aunt Keiko
    never treated me differently.
[09:26] Y
    But still...
[09:28] Y
    I was sure there was a slight difference
[09:30] Y
    between the way they treated me and Eriko.
[09:35] Y
    But maybe I just imagined the whole thing.
[09:54] Gu
    Good, huh?
[09:59] A
    What's so funny, Yushi-kun?
[10:02] ---
    Oh, nothing!
[10:03] Y
    I was just thinking that
    you always eat a lot.
[10:08] A
    I'm still growing!
[10:10] A
    Right, Kuri?
[10:13] Y
    That's true.
[10:16] Y
    Mom! Green peppers were in this again!
[10:19] T
    I was always hungry in middle school,
    and Eriko hated all kinds of foods.
[10:23] T
    There was no way we'd eat the same food.
[10:27] T
    The problem was with me.
[10:29] T
    I convinced myself that they
    treated us differently,
[10:33] T
    so I made a huge deal out of
    things that were nothing.
SIGN    The Seagull Chekhov
[10:38] T
    Yamamoto may be making mountains
[10:41] T
    out of molehills, just like I used to.
[10:45] R
    So maybe she's just gilding herself.
[10:49] Y
    Gilding, huh?
[11:09] Gi
    I won't lose to my sister. I won't!
[11:14] Gi
    Mom and Dad have just decided
[11:17] Gi
    that I'm the poor little sister,
    who can't do anything.

[11:21] Gi
    My sister's so free, but I...
[11:25] Gi
    I... I can...
[11:34] Gi
    It's all stupid!
[11:36] Gi
    I'm much better than all of these people!
[11:42] Gi
    Admit it!
[11:43] Gi
    Accept me... Accept me!
[12:04] F
    So, master?
[12:06] Y
    Fool?
[12:07] F
    What will you do?
[12:09] Y
    About what?
[12:10] F
    About Yamamoto-sama.
[12:13] F
    Tashiro-sama brought
    you all that information...
[12:16] F
    Are you all right with leaving things alone?
[12:20] Y
    Yeah...
[12:22] Y
    Since she came to the club,
[12:25] Y
    she may have wanted to interact with others.
[12:28] Y
    But...
[12:30] Y
    Even if that's true,
[12:32] Y
    unless she admits it,
[12:34] Y
    there's nothing I can do.
[12:36] F
    That is true, but...
[12:38] Y
    Then butt out.
[12:42] Y
    I want to do something, too.
[12:44] Y
    However,
[12:45] Y
    it's arrogant to think that I
    can change someone's heart.
SIGN    Faculty Office
[12:50] Y
    Excuse me.
[12:53] Y
    Don't read the manga you
    confiscate from students.
[12:57] Gu
    Oh, Inaba...
SIGN    Oral Medicine Naomi Chiaki
[12:59] Gu
     Mangazine
[13:00] Gu
    I see.
[13:01] Gu
    You're on cleaning duty today?
[13:04] Y
    Medicine?
[13:05] Gu
    Here.
[13:06] Y
    Thanks.
[13:07] Gu
    Are things going well for the culture fair?
[13:10] Gu
    Of course, you've got midterms first.
[13:13] Gu
    Work hard at both.
[13:15] Y
    Tch!
[13:16] Y
    With us in charge, he totally has it easy.
[13:19] Y
    I'm busy with the English
    Conversation Club, too.
[13:24] Y
    Listen, Chia—
[13:27] Y
    Sir...
[13:28] Y
    I want to talk to you.
[13:31] Gi
    Good morning, Inaba-kun.
[13:33] Gi
    What? Is something bothering you?
[13:36] Gi
    If so, then let me—
[13:38] Gu
    What?!
[13:39] Gu
    A fight over what you're doing
    for the culture festival?
[13:42] Gu
    Where, Inaba?
[13:44] Y
    Th-This way!
[13:45] Gu
    So, that's how it is.
[13:49] Gi
    Oh, good morning...
[13:53] Gu
    I see.
[13:55] Gu
    Aoki and this first-year named Yamamoto.
[13:58] Gu
    Your club's got it rough...
[14:01] Y
    Don't laugh at us.
[14:04] Y
    Well? Is there some good way to fix this?
[14:07] Y
    Honestly, I don't know what to do.
[14:13] Gu
    There's no silver bullet.
[14:15] Gu
    Well, you'll just have to take your time.
[14:19] Y
    Is that all?
[14:20] Y
    You don't have any better advice?
[14:23] Gu
    Did I tell you before about the guys
    in high school who were thugs,
[14:27] Gu
    but who changed their ways after graduation?
[14:31] Gu
    When that happens, nobody is focused
    on what's going on around them.
[14:37] Gu
    Whom you can see and when
    all may be fated, from the start.
[14:44] Gu
    In a case like this,
[14:45] Gu
    nothing anyone says matters.
[14:48] Gu
    Whether someone recovers or
    not depends on their fate...
[14:53] Gu
    On their karma.
[14:55] Y
    Karma...
[14:57] Gu
    Of course, karma is something
    that you aren't sure exists
[15:02] Gu
    until you touch it.
[15:10] Gu
    I need to hurry back.
[15:14] Gu
    Hurry back to the classroom, too, Inaba.
[15:25] Y
    Oh, what a coincidence!
[15:28] Y
    Hey, Yamamoto, how have you been?
[15:36] Y
    Same as ever, huh?
[15:37] Y
    Can I sit here?
[15:45] Y
    Actually,
[15:46] Y
    the culture fair is in November, right?
[15:48] Y
    The English Conversation Club
    has to do something.
[15:53] Y
    But we haven't yet decided what...
[15:57] Y
    What do you think?
[15:59] Y
    Any good ideas?
[16:02] Y
    If she just comes to the club
[16:05] Y
    and talks to everyone a little, maybe...
[16:10] Gi
    Why?
[16:11] ---
    Huh? Uh, well, that is...
[16:15] Gi
    Why should I think about something like that?
[16:19] Y
    Why?
[16:21] Y
    In theory, you're part of the club, so...
[16:25] Gi
    In theory?
[16:28] Gi
    Anyway, a club at that level
    has nothing to offer me.
[16:33] Y
    To offer you?
[16:35] Y
    That's the only thing you have to say?
[16:37] Gi
    And don't just come up
    and talk to me, please.
[16:40] Gi
    People will think I'm weird.
[16:43] ---
    Huh?
[16:44] Y
    Weird?
[16:46] Y
    I just came to talk to you!
[16:54] Y
    I really don't know how to
    deal with Yamamoto.
[16:57] F
    Master!
[17:00] Y
    I just realized how helpless I am...
[17:03] F
    Cheer up, master!
[17:05] F
    We shall help you!
[17:08] Y
    You've got it nice and easy, huh?
[17:11] Y
    And actually, if I could solve it with
    the Petit, I'd have no problems.
[17:14] H
    Kuri-tan!
[17:16] H
    How have you been, Kuri-tan?
[17:21] H
    Oh, welcome back, Inaba.
[17:23] H
    Kuri-tan!
[17:25] Y
    Someone else has it nice and easy.
[17:32] H
    Sukiyaki!
[17:33] Y
    Matsutake mushrooms! What a treat!
[17:35] R
    Great, huh?
[17:37] R
    Feels like a fall night...
[17:39] Gu
    That's right.
[17:42] Gu
    It's good.
[17:42] Gu
    As long as I can drink,
    I don't care what it is.
[17:45] Gi
    Or so you say, but you keep eating the meat!
[17:49] Gu
    You caught me, huh?
[17:51] Y
    It's so good!
[17:53] H
    Ruriko-san, you're the best!
[17:57] Y
    You had good food on your trip, right?
[18:00] H
    This place is special.
[18:04] R
    That's pretty fancy, though.
[18:06] R
    A trip across Europe for your school trip.
[18:09] Gu
    Exactly!
[18:10] Gu
    Next time, maybe I'll be a student?
[18:14] H
    This was my first trip to
    Neuschwanstein Castle,
[18:18] H
    and it's somewhere you should
    only go as part of a group.
[18:23] Gu
    Listen to you talk.
[18:26] Gu
    Yeah, I know, I've never
    even been on a plane...
[18:31] Gu
    You should go overseas before you graduate.
[18:35] Gu
    For 30,000 yen, I can hook you up.
[18:38] Y
    For 30,000 yen?!
[18:39] H
    How about three days and
    two nights in Singapore?
[18:42] H
    It's pretty good!
[18:45] Y
    A trip with Hase, huh?
[18:46] Y
    That sounds fun.
[18:48] Gu
    What's this? A trip overseas?
[18:50] Gu
    Want me to take you somewhere fun?
[18:53] Y
    No, thanks!
[18:54] Gu
    Aw, don't be like that.
[18:57] Y
    Your trips are more like wilderness survival!
[18:59] H
    I don't know about real-world adventures...
[19:03] Gu
    You're eating sukiyaki!
[19:05] Gi
    The meat's all gone.
[19:07] Gu
    You were a little too late.
[19:09] Gu
    What a shame!
[19:10] R
    Sorry...
[19:12] Gu
    You guys!
[19:14] Gu
    Humans are so callous, chirp.
[19:16] Gu
    Okay, bed time, chirp!
[19:18] Gu
    Goodnight, chirp!
[19:20] H
    Hmm... So that happened?
[19:23] H
    Just be nice to this Yamamoto girl.
[19:26] H
    Give her credit for her interests in
    Russian literature and Truffaut.
[19:30] H
    Tell her she's a smart girl.
[19:32] Y
    Will that really work?
[19:34] Y
    Won't it make me like Aoki,
    only seeing one side to a person?
[19:39] Y
    If there were just a good way to
    talk to her, it'd be easier...
[19:45] Y
    But she never wants to talk to me at all.
[19:48] Y
    And I'm not great at talking
    to people, either.
[19:52] Y
    But...
[19:54] Y
    The fact that Yamamoto came to
    the English Conversation Club,
[19:57] Y
    and the fact that Aoki is
    our English teacher...
[20:01] Y
    There must be some meaning.
[20:03] Y
    Some karmic connection they have to me.
[20:11] Y
    Why are you laughing?
[20:12] H
    That's so nice, a boy enjoying his youth!
[20:15] Y
    Shut up!
[20:17] H
    Come to think of it!
[20:20] H
    I didn't have a pillow
    fight on my school trip.
[20:23] H
    Since we spent all our
    nights in luxury hotels.
[20:25] Y
    Don't humblebrag about that!
[20:28] H
    It's the truth.
[20:29] H
    I can't help it!
[20:32] F
    This room is filled with a positive aura!
[20:37] Y
    If only I could really be open
    with Yamamoto, too.
[20:42] Gi
    And so, for the culture festival...
SIGN    Culture Fair Exhibit
    
    ° Anime Dubbing
    ° Make an English Play
    ° English Trivia
[20:44] Gi
    We'll be going a step further
    than our last dubbing,
[20:49] Gi
    to make our own English play!
SIGN    * Make an English Play
[20:55] Gi
    Okay, we're gonna be busy!
SIGN    
    
    Culture Fair Exhibit
    
    ° Anime Dubbing
    ° Make an English Play
    ° English Trivia
[20:57] Gi
    Right!
[21:04] T
    This time, maybe we'll have you
    take the lead from the start.
[21:07] Y
    Hey! Heck, no!
[21:12] Y
    English Conversation Club
    Proposal for School Fair Exhibit
    
    — Konatsu Yamamoto —
[21:16] F
    Oh, my? This aura...
[21:25] Gi
    What the hell was that?
[21:27] Gi
    Screw them all!
[21:28] Gi
    If I'd been there, it would've been...
[21:32] Gi
    They're all so stupid... So stupid!
[21:35] Gi
    Stupid... Stupid.
[21:36] Gi
    Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
SIGN    Sorry to keep you waiting, everyone!
SIGN    It's finally time to make my appearance.
SIGN    What's going on here?
SIGN    Let us go beyond the horizon of adventure!
SIGN    Act now and get a free unicorn horn.
SIGN    That sounds suspicious...
SIGN    Next time on Elegant Yokai Apartment Life:
SIGN    Twenty-first Haunting It Isn't a Manga!
SIGN    It Isn't a Manga!
SIGN    At last, it is time to remove my eyepatch.
SIGN    D-Don't tell me...
SIGN    Antiquary!

21 - It Isn't a Manga!

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SIGN    Joutou Business High School
[00:03] Y
    "Do not attempt."
[00:05] Y
    That means, uh...
[00:08] ---
    D-Do—
[00:09] T
    Don't copy me.
[00:11] Y
    I am not!
[00:12] T
    No, that's what it means.
[00:14] T
    It's an imperative.
[00:17] Y
    Thanks.
[00:19] T
    You're welcome!
[00:21] T
    Jeez! I don't know this!
[00:23] T
    Hey, stop checking the answers right away!
[00:26] T
    You won't learn anything.
[00:28] Y
    You're right.
[00:29] Y
    "It's okay. It's garbage, anyway."
    Constantinople falls.
[00:33] Y
    "How long will mankind fight?"
    The War of the Roses.
[00:37] T
    "What fast runners they are."
[00:40] T
    How do they run so fast?
[00:41] T
    October.
[00:42] T
    The culture fair is getting close.
[00:45] T
    But a big wall separates us and the fair.
[00:49] T
    That's right. Midterms.
[00:52] T
    To be honest, I'm pretty spooked.
[00:54] T
    I have less time for studying than the others.
[00:58] T
    But I can't let that beat me.
[01:00] T
    I...
[01:01] T
    I will become a local government official!
SIGN    Twenty-first Haunting
    It Isn't a Manga!
[02:36] T
    Let's eat!
[02:37] Gu
    It's been so long since we've had
    Kinzanji miso and fried fish.
[02:40] Gu
    Perfect for this time of year!
[02:42] Gu
    I'm so glad I'm Japanese!
[02:47] T
    This is amazing!
[02:48] H
    I could just eat forever.
[02:50] T
    Yeah, that's right—
[02:54] T
    Hase, what are you doing here?
[02:56] H
    Am I not allowed here?
[02:58] T
    No, but...
[03:01] H
    Tonight, I'm staying here.
[03:03] H
    Let's have lots of fun, Kuri!
[03:10] H
    This is so relaxing...
[03:12] R
    Hey, Antiquary.
[03:14] R
    Have anything interesting lately?
[03:19] Gu
    I do, but...
[03:21] Gi
    You do! What do you have?
[03:24] Gu
    What? Stop building it up and show us.
[03:28] Gu
    Well, I suppose it's fine.
[03:34] T
    What's fine?
[03:39] T
    A lamp?
[03:40] H
    What is this?
[03:42] Gu
    Put simply,
[03:43] Gu
    it's an omnidirectional 3D projector.
[03:46] H
    A 3D projector?
[03:48] T
    Omnidirectional?
[03:49] Gu
    Yes.
[03:50] Gu
    Akine-chan, can you erect a
    barrier around the living room?
[03:54] A
    Why?
[03:55] A
    Are you going to do something dangerous?
[03:57] Gu
    No, no.
[03:59] Gu
    Just in case, okay?
[04:01] H
    It's probably dangerous.
[04:03] A
    Oh, fine...
[04:05] T
    Um...
[04:07] T
    I have to study.
[04:10] Gu
    Don't worry. It won't take long.
[04:12] Gu
    In the real world, less than twenty minutes.
[04:15] Gu
    And it's something you might
    only see once in a century.
[04:19] Gu
    If you don't, you'll regret it.
[04:22] ---
    Right...
[04:24] Gu
    Everyone gathered here,
[04:26] Gu
    it is time.
[04:28] Gu
    Stop building it up.
[04:29] Gu
    Do it quickly!
[04:30] Gu
    What you'll see tonight is something amazing.
[04:34] Gu
    Don't let it blow your minds.
[04:38] H
    Looks like some kind of chip...
[04:48] H
    We're floating!
[04:49] H
    How scary!
[04:50] Gu
    It's like we're riding in an invisible plane.
[04:56] Gi
    It's so pretty!
[04:57] A
    How wonderful!
[04:59] Gu
    This is great.
[05:01] R
    Worth living a long time, huh?
[05:03] H
    I...
[05:04] H
    I've never seen a 3D projection like this!
[05:06] H
    How does it work?
[05:07] Gu
    We aren't in our world.
[05:10] T
    We aren't?
[05:14] T
    A dinosaur!
[05:16] Gu
    A roc bird!
[05:20] T
    That scared me...
[05:29] H
    Wow!
[05:36] A
    So shiny! Like a fairy castle!
[05:39] H
    Looks like H.R. Giger.
[05:48] H
    Scales?!
[05:49] H
    Is that... alive?
[05:52] Gu
    A fish that lives in a sea of sand.
[05:56] A
    Then this is a sea?
[06:01] T
    A-Amazing.
[06:03] T
    What's really amazing is that it isn't CG.
[06:07] T
    It isn't Heaven or Hell.
[06:09] T
    Worlds like this really exist!
[06:22] Gu
    A Kimon Tonkou barrier?
[06:24] Gu
    Well done, miss.
[06:30] A
    No! My barrier was destroyed?
[06:33] A
    And so easily?
[06:37] Y
    Wh-Who is this guy?
[06:41] Gu
    Now, I'll do this quickly.
[06:48] H
    What's wrong, Kuri?
[06:51] Y
    This is bad...
[06:51] Y
    I don't know what's happening, but it's bad!
[06:54] F
    Please stop it, master!
[06:56] F
    Even a billion of you could not beat him.
[07:00] F
    So please don't!
[07:08] Y
    Thunder spirit! Ithaqua!
[07:19] Gu
    Would you stop, please?
[07:30] Gu
    Otherwise, I will have to remove this.
[07:36] Gu
    Wouldn't that be a problem for both of us?
[07:40] Gu
    Are you threatening me?
[07:42] Gu
    As expected of the Heretic of the
    Far Reaches. You've got guts.
[07:46] Gu
    Quiet...
[07:48] Gu
    I'm merely an ordinary antiquary.
    Nothing less and nothing more.
[07:52] Gu
    But I cannot return empty-handed.
[07:59] Gu
    You insist?
[08:00] Gu
    Yes, in the name of truth and God.
[08:42] Gu
    Oh, dear.
[08:45] Y
    A-Antiquary?
[08:50] Gu
    Farewell, Yushi-kun.
[08:52] Gu
    Work hard in your life.
[08:53] Y
    Antiquary!
[09:04] Gu
    Just kidding.
[09:14] Gu
    Let us meet again, everyone!
[09:26] Y
    Antiquary?
[09:29] H
    What was that?
[09:32] Gu
    Congresso Vietato.
[09:35] Gu
    The miracle hunters.
[09:41] A
    Miracle hunters?
[09:43] A
    I see. He was an agent for the Secret Church.
[09:47] A
    I get it.
[09:48] Y
    The Secret... Church?
[09:51] Y
    They aren't normal priests.
[09:53] Y
    They deal directly with exorcisms, spirit
    summoning, ghosts, and monsters.
[09:58] Y
    Stuff the church does secretly.
[10:01] H
    It's like a manga.
[10:02] A
    You may not believe it,
[10:04] A
    but there are many government-run
    special agencies like this.
[10:07] A
    And the Secret Church leads them all.
[10:10] Gu
    Just as America calls itself
    the world's policeman,
[10:13] Gu
    the Secret Church wants you to think
    it protects the world's spiritual side.
[10:17] Gu
    The Congresso Vietato is one
    of their special agencies.
[10:21] Gu
    They go around and collect
[10:23] Gu
    things that might create "miracles"
    that would deceive the masses.
[10:28] R
    Looks like they were after the Antiquary.
[10:32] A
    That's why he told me to put up
    a barrier. Not that it worked.
[10:36] Gu
    That was cool, though—
[10:38] Y
    Wait.
[10:40] Y
    Then what will happen to the Antiquary?
[10:44] Gu
    You really think they'll catch him so easily?
[10:46] Gu
    Nothing to worry about.
[10:48] Gu
    But...
[10:49] Gu
    They caught me once, too.
[10:52] Gu
    I was forced to take lessons
    in the morning and at night,
[10:54] Gu
    and do three months of volunteer work.
[10:56] Gu
    That was rough!
[10:58] Gu
    Four hundred years ago,
    it probably would've been...
[11:01] Gu
    But not now.
[11:17] H
    My heart's still pounding.
[11:20] Y
    I couldn't get any studying done.
[11:23] H
    That sucks.
[11:26] Y
    The world's so big...
[11:29] Y
    Flying dinosaurs.
[11:31] Y
    Fish the size of castles.
[11:33] Y
    And now, a Secret Church?
[11:36] Y
    How far am I supposed to go?
[11:38] H
    As far as you can, right?
[11:40] Y
    Don't make it sound so easy.
[11:42] H
    If I make it sound hard, it's still the same.
[11:45] H
    Things happen that not even the
[11:48] H
    amazing people in this building can predict.
[11:52] H
    The world is filled with threats.
[11:54] Y
    Yeah.
[11:56] Y
    Yes.
[11:57] Y
    I'm sure a world
[11:59] Y
    that's filled with threats
    is still waiting for me.
[12:17] Y
    I did it!
[12:23] H
    You did not.
[12:25] H
    "Apologize" is an intransitive verb,
[12:28] H
    so you need "to" before the object, "him."
[12:32] Y
    I see.
[12:32] H
    You came all the way here because you said
[12:36] H
    you couldn't concentrate in the apartment.
[12:38] H
    Work a little harder.
[12:40] Y
    Yeah... I need to work harder.
[12:43] Y
    I'm just a high school student,
    not a genius like you.
[12:47] H
    I'm not a genius.
[12:50] H
    I simply remember every single
    thing I hear in class.
[12:54] Y
    So you really are a genius!
[12:56] H
    If I have to, I'll stay with you all day.
[12:59] H
    Get ready.
[13:01] Y
    Hase!
[13:02] T
    Perfect chance for a photo!
[13:04] Y
    T-Tashiro, you...
[13:07] T
    I see! I knew it!
[13:10] Y
    He's just an old friend!
[13:12] Y
    He's just tutoring me!
[13:16] T
    Oh, really?
[13:19] Y
    Wh-What?
[13:21] H
    Hello. I've known Inaba since third grade.
[13:25] H
    My name is Mizuki Hase.
[13:27] T
    I'm Inaba's classmate, Takako Tashiro!
[13:31] T
    Right now, I can offer you the latest
    top-secret information on Inaba for super cheap.
[13:37] H
    That sounds great.
[13:39] T
    W-Wait!
SIGN    
[13:40] T
    What's "the latest top-secret information"?
[13:43] T
    Hase, don't start swapping
    contact info with Tashiro!
[13:45] T
    What are you showing each other?!
[13:46] Gu
    Sir, please be quiet in the restaurant.
[13:50] Y
    I'm tired...
[13:51] Y
    Really tired.
[13:53] H
    She had a lot of energy.
[13:55] Y
    Yeah, but...
[13:57] H
    Good luck with your tests, Inaba.
[13:59] Y
    Yeah. Thanks for coming today.
[14:11] Y
    I'm back.
[14:11] Gu
    Welcome back, Yushi-kun!
[14:14] Gu
    My package finally arrived.
[14:17] Gu
    I have something that will
    be very useful for you.
[14:21] Y
    Useful?
[14:22] Gu
    Everyone's waiting.
[14:41] Y
    Fujiyuki-sensei!
[14:43] Gu
    Hello, there.
[14:45] Y
    Is this another event for the hospital?
[14:47] Gu
    I'm here to do an appraisal.
[14:49] Y
    An appraisal?
[14:50] Gu
    Of that.
[14:52] Gu
    God of the Moon, Soma.
[14:53] Gu
    The elixir of immortality, Amrita.
[14:57] Y
    The elixir of immortality?
[14:58] Gu
    It makes you super energetic!
[15:00] Gu
    You can stay up all night and study!
[15:04] Gu
    Doctor...
[15:05] Gu
    Well, he isn't entirely wrong,
    but that's mostly fantasy.
[15:08] Gu
    Hey, don't say that!
[15:09] Gu
    Getting this was really hard!
[15:12] Gu
    This is found in the middle of the
    middle of the middle of nowhere.
[15:15] Gu
    My car broke down, the jungle was endless,
[15:18] Gu
    and my rubber boat sprang a leak!
[15:20] Gu
    Take care of your crap!
[15:22] Gu
    And when I finally reached the village,
[15:25] Gu
    the guy who knew about Amrita was long dead.
[15:28] Gu
    And only a shady old lady who'd heard
    a legend knew anything at all.
[15:33] Gi
    Amrita...
[15:35] Gi
    I think I may have heard of it.
[15:39] Gu
    I was so disappointed.
[15:42] Gu
    But I thought to myself, "A man's true
    worth is tested when things are bad!"
[15:47] Gu
    Cheers!
[15:51] Gu
    Hey!
[15:52] Gu
    I think I like this stuff better.
[15:54] Gu
    We're listening.
[15:56] GI
    Ruriko-san, I'll take some salt-baked tuna!
[16:01] Gu
    But I did my best to get her to remember!
[16:06] Gu
    And...
[16:07] Gi
    You're so nice.
[16:10] Gi
    I think it was around here.
[16:13] Gi
    I think this will do.
[16:16] Gu
    Stingy as hell, those Indians!
[16:18] Gu
    No eternal romance or glories
    of the gods for them, huh?
[16:22] Gu
    I ended up paying ten times the average
    annual salary for an Indian.
[16:26] Gu
    So, is it really authentic?
[16:28] Gu
    That's why Fujiyuki-sensei is here.
[16:31] Gu
    I wanted him to look.
[16:34] Gu
    All right.
[16:50] Y
    What language is this?
[17:01] Y
    Letters... Letters cast by light!
[17:03] Y
    The history of this elixir.
[17:05] Y
    Elixir?
[17:06] Gu
    This magic circle can read an item's history.
[17:10] Y
    Read... its history?
[17:12] Gu
    It's called object reading.
[17:15] Gu
    Fujiyuki-sensei's power is an
    even more amazing version.
[17:18] Gu
    He can read it in 3D.
[17:22] Y
    Read letters in 3D?
[17:25] Y
    I have no idea.
[17:28] Y
    But...
[17:28] Y
    Fujiyuki-sensei is kind of cool!
[17:35] Gu
    It seems it's real.
[17:38] Gu
    The real elixir of immortality?!
[17:40] Gu
    I wouldn't say immortality,
[17:42] Gu
    but a powerful, life-extending
    magic has been cast on it.
[17:45] Gu
    The longest-lived person to take
    it lived eight hundred years.
[17:48] Y
    Eight hundred years?
[17:50] Gu
    Like Yaobikuni, who ate mermaid flesh!
[17:53] Gu
    Eight hundred years is close enough
    to immortality for me.
[17:56] Gu
    It was the old woman you met.
[18:00] Gu
    She took the elixir
    from its rightful place.
[18:03] Gu
    She was once a priestess at a temple of Soma.
[18:07] Gu
    Its original holder entrusted it to
    her, so it would not be misused.
[18:12] Gu
    Just like Yaobikuni.
[18:14] Gu
    The priestess protected the elixir of eternal
    life from evil and wandered across the land,
[18:21] Gu
    using it to help people.
[18:24] Gu
    The elixir also had the power to heal.
[18:28] Gu
    Sometimes, she would sell a single drop,
[18:31] Gu
    and use it to help others.
[18:33] Gu
    And one of those legends
    made it into the world, huh?
[18:38] Gu
    Years passed, and people no longer
    believed in the legend of Amrita.
[18:43] Gu
    And at last, she was able to find peace.
[18:47] Gu
    So when someone visited her,
    she would toy with them.
[18:52] Gu
    And it seems...
[18:55] Gu
    Nothing is left inside.
[18:59] Gu
    It isn't?
[18:59] Gu
    Over eight hundred years,
    she must have used it all.
[19:03] Gu
    But it was definitely kept in this vessel.
[19:06] Gu
    No way!
[19:09] Gu
    It's empty! Empty!
[19:12] Gu
    It appears the Soma priestess
    pulled one over on you.
[19:15] Gu
    That...
[19:16] Gu
    Is this really worth so much?
[19:20] Gu
    Then give me some money for it.
[19:23] Gu
    That stupid old woman!
[19:25] Y
    I see.
[19:27] Y
    For years, she's sold empty
    vessels like that.
[19:31] Y
    Even if they were empty,
[19:33] Y
    people would just give up and
    think the legend only a story.
[19:36] Y
    That was what she took advantage of.
[19:39] Y
    Pretty smart.
[19:41] Gu
    She didn't waste those eight
    hundred years, huh?
[19:44] Gu
    A learning experience. Right, Furuhonya-san?
[19:46] Gu
    Damn it all!
[20:00] R
    Amrita...
[20:02] Gu
    It's real.
[20:20] Gu
    Think your lifespan got longer?
[20:23] Gu
    Yeah. By about seven months?
[20:31] Y
    Who cares about seven months?
[20:34] F
    Oh, what is this?
[20:36] Y
    The elixir of immortality. Amrita.
[20:39] Y
    It's empty, so Furuhonya-san gave it to me.
[20:42] Y
    But there may still be a drop or so left.
[20:46] Y
    That's amazing, though.
[20:48] Y
    Living eight hundred years.
[20:50] F
    But immortality is impossible for humans.
[20:55] Y
    I'm sure.
[20:58] Y
    A finite life and an infinite world, huh?
[21:03] F
    Master?
[21:04] Y
    How will I live my life?
[21:08] Y
    Well, it doesn't matter.
    I know what I want to do.
[21:11] Y
    First goal! Work for the prefecture!
[21:12] Y
    Second goal, be a businessman
    at a strict company!
[21:15] Y
    Let's do this!
[21:16] F
    Don't forget the path to becoming a mage.
[21:18] Y
    Right, right.
[21:20] Y
    First, I need to finish studying...
[21:22] Y
    Let's go!
[21:31] Gu
    Look at that cute face, chirp.
[21:32] Gu
    He looks so happy, chirp.
[21:34] Gu
    He must be having a great dream, chirp!
[21:36] ---
    Chirpity-chirp! Chirp!
SIGN    In negotiations, the first moment is very important.
SIGN    Everything depends on your advantage over your opponent.
SIGN    Wow, Hase... You must never lose!
SIGN    Compared to my dad and older sister, I have a lot to learn.
SIGN    Just you wait! I'll show them!
SIGN    So life's tough for you, too?
SIGN    Next time on Elegant Yokai Apartment Life:
SIGN    Burning Student Assembly!
SIGN    Twenty-second Haunting Burning Student Assembly!
SIGN    A historic moment for JTB is about to begin.

22 - Burning Student Assembly!

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[00:05] Gu
    The marriage between the sweet
    potatoes and thick miso soup!
[00:11] A
    I want more!
[00:14] A
    What about you, Yushi-kun?
[00:15] Y
    I'm fine.
[00:17] A
    If you don't eat, you won't
    do well on your tests.
[00:19] Y
    Yeah.
[00:21] F
    Master!
[00:23] F
    If you need us, you can always
    count on the Petits!
[00:26] Y
    What could Cait Sith or Chokmah do?
[00:29] F
    You could burn the answer sheets,
    blow them away, or soak them.
[00:34] F
    That means you would get a make-up test.
[00:37] Y
    I see...
[00:39] Y
    I can't do that!
[00:41] F
    Please quell your anger, master!
SIGN    Twenty-second Haunting
    Burning Student Assembly!
[02:20] Y
    Damn it... What was the answer?
[02:24] F
    Master, do you want to burn it?
[02:26] Y
    Shut up.
[02:33] Gi
    How did it go, Ta-ko?
[02:36] T
    Terrible...
[02:37] T
    I can't believe we have to
    do this again tomorrow!
[02:40] Gu
    What's wrong?
[02:41] Gu
    Huh? Seriously?
[02:54] Y
    Chiaki?
[02:57] Y
    That's Nishiyama, from Class E isn't it?
[03:03] Y
    Ta-ko!
[03:04] Y
    Yon-chan? What happened?
[03:07] Y
    Nishiyama was cheating with his phone!
[03:11] Y
    When the test was half-over...
[03:19] Gu
    Hey!
[03:21] Gu
    No, it's nothing.
[03:23] Gu
    Sorry.
[03:24] Gu
    Nishiyama has been rumored
    to be cheating for a while.
[03:28] Gu
    So everyone knew he'd been caught.
[03:32] Gu
    But Nishiyama...
[03:37] Gu
    He tried to run?
[03:38] Y
    What an idiot.
[03:39] Gi
    And then, Chiaki-sensei said...
[03:42] Gu
    Nishiyama!
[03:47] Gi
    I've never seen a man freeze in place before!
[03:50] T
    Chiaki-chan's so cool!
[03:54] Gi
    He was really scary.
[03:57] Gi
    I was kind of shocked to realize
    that he can look like that.
[04:02] Gi
    Actually...
[04:04] Gi
    When he was going down the hall,
[04:06] Gi
    he looked sterner than I'd ever seen.
[04:09] Gi
    He always seems really relaxed.
[04:13] Gi
    That scared me.
[04:15] Y
    Naturally...
[04:17] Y
    He was letting students
    keep their smartphones,
[04:21] Y
    and they basically betrayed him.
[04:24] Y
    Of course he'd be mad.
[04:27] Y
    And no one shows only one side of himself.
[04:31] Y
    Yes, like Ryu-san...
[04:35] Y
    He's always elegant and kind.
[04:38] Y
    I've never seen him angry or even yell.
[04:42] Y
    But when he said,
[04:44] Y
    "But I offer no help to those
    who refuse to try,"
[04:48] Y
    his eyes were so strict, I shivered.
[04:53] Y
    He doesn't offer a kind hand
    to anyone, at any time.
[04:57] Y
    Ryu-san can manage that.
[04:59] Y
    It's the sort of kindness that
    makes people better.

[05:05] Gi
    Hmph...
[05:06] Gi
    Then, Chiaki-sensei was tricking us.
[05:10] Gi
    He pretends to be a nice slacker,
[05:13] Gi
    but actually, he's scary. That's really bad.
[05:15] Gi
    I'm kind of disappointed!
[05:18] Y
    That's not—
[05:18] Gi
    That isn't right!
[05:21] Gi
    When he's mad, he gets mad!
[05:25] Y
    Sakuraba?
[05:27] Gi
    No matter how nice you are,
[05:29] Gi
    if a child does something really wrong,
[05:32] Gi
    I think a grown-up's job is to scold them.
[05:36] T
    Sakura! You're so right!
[05:41] Gi
    I think so, too!
[05:42] Gi
    I'm so impressed by Chiaki-sensei!
[05:45] Y
    Kakiuchi!
[05:47] Gi
    I like that he's always funny
    and fun to be around.
[05:50] Gi
    But I thought he wasn't really
    serious about his job...
[05:53] Gi
    I guess he is, though.
[05:56] Gi
    I kind of love the gap between his
    normal self and how stern he looks.
[06:01] Gi
    How bold!
[06:03] Gi
    Just a little.
[06:04] Gi
    Wait until you graduate!
[06:06] Gi
    You startled me!
[06:15] F
    Such wonderful children, yes?
[06:18] F
    The aura that filled that
    hallway entranced me.
[06:23] Y
    Yeah.
[06:24] Y
    When you see a different side of
    someone than you expected,
[06:28] Y
    whether you see that as positive or
    negative reflects a lot on yourself.
[06:36] Y
    In that sense, those girls
    were very noble people.
[06:41] Y
    Right?
[06:42] Y
    I want to be like that!
[06:45] Y
    But you know, that doesn't work...
[06:49] Y
    It doesn't.
[06:51] F
    You are being tested, yes?
[07:03] All
    Let's eat!
[07:08] All
    The texture of these eggs is tremendous!
[07:11] Gu
    It's the best part about
    eating pregnant sweetfish.
[07:16] R
    And this sweetfish shiokara is just amazing!
[07:21] Gi
    The last course is rice, cooked in
    dried sweetfish broth in a clay pot?
[07:25] Gi
    Banzai!
[07:27] Gi
    Cheers!
[07:36] Y
    You're back?
[07:39] H
    My school's on a break from exams.
[07:41] A
    Same here! Me, too!
[07:44] H
    Then...
[07:46] Y
    If you listen in class,
[07:48] Y
    you don't need to cram, right?
[07:50] Y
    Th-This guy...
[07:57] Gu
    Cheating with a smartphone, huh?
[07:59] Gu
    Normally, your parents would be
    called, and you'd be suspended.
[08:04] Gu
    But it'll be more than that.
[08:08] Gu
    Yeah.
[08:09] Gu
    It's a bit too big of a deal to
    blame on only one person.
[08:16] Y
    Then, what's going to happen?
[08:19] H
    One possibility is a general assembly.
[08:23] Y
    A general assembly?
[08:31] Gi
    It's over!
[08:33] Gi
    No more... My head is empty.
[08:36] Gu
    Hey, take your seats.
[08:44] Y
    Chiaki... looks worse than yesterday.
[08:48] Y
    Well, yesterday was rough.
[08:51] Gu
    I'd like to start by congratulating
    you on finishing your exams...
[08:55] Gu
    But that won't be happening.
[08:58] Gu
    We're about to have a general assembly.
[09:01] Y
    A general assembly?
[09:03] Gu
    Everyone, head to the auditorium immediately.
[09:06] Y
    Hase was right.
[09:12] R
    What do you think Yushi-kun's
    school is up to?
[09:16] R
    Maybe they really are having
    a general assembly.
[09:19] Gi
    Hey! I wanna go see!
[09:23] Gi
    It's a page in the life of a youth!
[09:25] A
    Me, too!
[09:27] Gu
    Well, you could go take a little look.
[09:31] R
    It wouldn't hurt.
[09:33] H
    Seems fine to me.
[09:36] Gi
    Yay!
[09:57] Gi
    Everyone, the general assembly
    is about to begin.
[10:04] T
    President Kamiya is so cool!
[10:07] ---
    Joutou Business
[10:22] Gu
    So tired.
[10:27] C
    You all know why we're having a
    general assembly today, right?
[10:33] C
    During midterms, a smartphone
    was used to cheat.
[10:36] C
    I'll remind everyone that our school does
    not allow cellphones on the premises.
[10:42] C
    But doing daily searches isn't practical.
[10:46] C
    So I overlooked it, as long
    as everyone behaved.
[10:51] C
    I didn't expect to be betrayed like this.
[10:55] C
    And I'm not happy!
[11:01] T
    Nishiyama...
[11:02] C
    I was a fool to trust you and spoil you!
[11:07] C
    From now on, I will be extremely
    strict about phones.
[11:10] C
    If I must, I'll conduct searches
    at the school gates.
[11:15] C
    If anyone still breaks the rules...
[11:20] C
    I'll do this.
[11:27] T
    How awful!
[11:28] Gu
    Did he have to go that far?
[11:30] Y
    That's bold.
[11:33] T
    Chiaki-chan...
[11:39] Gi
    Chiaki-sensei, you're going too far.
[11:43] R
    So that's the Maid of Orléans, huh?
[11:46] Gu
    This is gonna be fun!
[11:50] Gi
    When you speak, please think more
    about each student's feelings.
[11:55] Gu
    That's right!
[11:56] Gu
    You're going too far!
[11:57] Gi
    What makes you think you're so important?
[11:59] Y
    Come on...
[12:00] Gu
    We weren't the ones who cheated!
[12:03] Gi
    That's right! This isn't our problem!
[12:05] Gu
    The one who did it should
    take responsibility.
[12:09] C
    Shut up!
[12:13] C
    Do you think stringing up the
    guy who did it will end this?
[12:16] C
    You don't want to take the blame?
[12:19] C
    Don't be so spoiled!
[12:20] C
    This is everyone's problem!
[12:24] C
    Think more!
[12:29] Gi
    Chiaki-sensei, please don't be so harsh.
[12:33] Gi
    You'll hurt the children.
[12:36] Gi
    As an educator, can't you show
    more consideration?
[12:39] Gu
    That's right!
[12:41] Gu
    I'm hurt!
[12:42] Gu
    Apologize!
[12:46] Gu
    Apologize!
[12:48] Gi
    Everyone, let's all talk more peacefully.
[12:52] Gi
    Okay?
[12:53] Gi
    Leave this to me.
[12:55] Gu
    Aoki-sensei,
[12:56] Gu
    this is none of your business!
[13:00] Gi
    How can you say that to Aoki-sensei?
[13:03] Gi
    We won't let you!
[13:04] Gi
    We won't let you talk to
    Aoki-sensei that way.
[13:07] Gi
    Apologize.
[13:09] Gu
    That's right!
[13:10] Gu
    Apologize!
[13:12] Gu
    Apologize!
[13:14] Gu
    Apologize! Apologize!
[13:18] Gu
    Apologize! Apologize!
[13:19] Y
    Jeez...
[13:20] Y
    This is the result of your
    irresponsible kindness.
[13:22] Gu
    Apologize! Apologize!
[13:24] Y
    What will you do about this?
[13:26] Gu
    Apologize! Apologize!
[13:29] ---
    Apologize!
[13:41] ---
    Apologize! Apologize!
[13:44] Gu
    Okay, it's getting good!
[13:45] ---
    Apologize! Apologize! Apologize!
[13:47] R
    At this point, no one will
    listen to anything he says.
[13:51] R
    They're just letting themselves go crazy!
[13:51] ---
    Apologize! Apologize! Apologize!
[13:54] A
    They're all so young. So young!
[13:57] Gi
    Ruriko-san, more beer!
[13:57] ---
    Apologize! Apologize! Apologize!
[14:00] Gi
    Some salted peanuts, too!
[14:02] Gu
    Now, who will end this? And how?
[14:03] ---
    Apologize! Apologize! Apologize!
[14:06] H
    Now, what will you do, Inaba?
[14:09] ---
    Apologize!
[14:11] ---
    Apologize! Apologize!
[14:12] Y
    At this rate, this will turn into a mess!
[14:15] ---
    Apologize! Apologize! Apologize!
[14:16] Y
    But what do I do?
[14:19] F
    Master!
[14:21] F
    Time to use the Petits!
[14:21] ---
    Apologize! Apologize! Apologize!
[14:23] Y
    The Petits?
[14:27] ---
    Apologize! Apologize! Apologize!
[14:29] Y
    A microphone...
[14:30] Y
    That's right!
[14:31] Y
    Go, Fool!
[14:34] F
    On it!
[14:48] Gi
    Yay!
[14:50] A
    I see! If he does that, no one will notice him!
[14:54] A
    Yushi-kun's grown up!
[14:58] H
    All right.
[15:03] Gi
    Everyone, sit back down in your rows.
[15:08] Gi
    Sit!
[15:11] Y
    P-President Kamiya...
[15:19] Y
    Chiaki-sensei. Aoki-sensei.
[15:22] Y
    Both of you, please refrain
    from getting emotional.
[15:30] T
    Kamiya-san's so cool!
[15:33] Gi
    Chiaki-sensei,
[15:36] Gi
    I apologize for betraying the teachers' trust
[15:40] Gi
    in the worst way possible.
[15:44] Gi
    Even if smartphones are banned entirely,
    we cannot not complain.
[15:49] Gi
    But please...
[15:51] Gi
    From now on, we promise to
    maintain good behavior.
[15:54] Gi
    So please allow us to continue bringing them.
[15:57] Gi
    And please don't break our phones!
[16:17] Gu
    Very well.
[16:21] Gu
    There's no way I can completely
    stop people from bringing them.
[16:25] Gu
    Poor behavior will result
    in confiscation of phones,
[16:27] Gu
    to be returned upon graduation.
[16:29] Gi
    Graduation?
[16:31] Gi
    That's too long...
[16:32] Gi
    Please! Three days!
[16:35] Gu
    Hey, that's lowering it too much.
[16:38] Gi
    I know it's asking a lot.
[16:40] Gi
    Please.
[16:41] Gi
    Please, Sensei!
[16:43] Gi
    We'll be good!
[16:44] Gu
    But you know...
[16:46] Gu
    I'm already letting you bring them.
[16:49] Gu
    Hmm... Six months.
[16:52] Gi
    A week!
[16:53] Gu
    I can't go that far.
[16:55] Gi
    Two weeks, then.
[16:56] Gi
    How about it?
[16:57] Gu
    No, too soon.
[16:59] Gu
    Go!
[17:00] Gu
    President Kamiya!
[17:02] Gu
    Kamiya! Kamiya! Kamiya!
[17:13] Gu
    Kamiya! Kamiya! Kamiya!
[17:17] Gu
    Three months.
[17:19] Gi
    A month!
[17:22] Gu
    Fine! One month!
[17:24] Gu
    Yay!
[17:26] Gu
    We won!
[17:26] Gu
    Yay!
[17:29] Gi
    Thank you, Chiaki-sensei.
[17:32] Gu
    Listen.
[17:33] Gu
    This is your last chance.
[17:35] Gu
    Once more, and I'll ban and confiscate
     them until graduation.
[17:41] Gi
    And no one wants to lose
    their phone for a month.
[17:43] Gi
    Everyone, you can obey that, right?
[17:51] F
    That was so mean, master...
[17:54] Y
    Sorry.
[17:55] Y
    It was the only thing I could think of.
[17:57] F
    I was going to do my best, too...
[17:59] Y
    Anyway, Fool,
[18:00] Y
    this is amazing!
[18:01] Y
    Everyone came together!
[18:03] F
    Indeed.
[18:04] F
    "Shut the door in the face," yes?
[18:09] H
    "Shut the door in the face."
[18:12] H
    It's a type of psychological manipulation.
[18:15] Gu
    What do you mean?
[18:17] H
    You start off with a demanding offer,
[18:20] H
    to get someone to the line you really wanted.
[18:23] H
    He deliberately destroyed that phone.
[18:26] H
    He started by showing how harsh he was,
[18:29] H
    then instituted even harsher conditions,
[18:31] H
    to make them think things
    were as bad as possible.
[18:36] H
    Then he gradually compromised,
[18:38] H
    so everyone accepted it as better
    than things currently were.
[18:38] ---
    Cheers!
[18:40] ---
    
[18:43] H
    In the first place,
[18:45] H
    he never cared about how
    long he kept the phones.
[18:48] F
    That is how it is.
[18:50] Y
    I see... I get it.
[18:53] Y
    Chiaki held this general assembly
    because he wanted everyone
[18:56] Y
    to practice good behavior
    with their smartphones!
[19:00] F
    Yes.
[19:01] F
    His partner, Kamiya-sama,
    did a splendid job, too!
[19:04] Y
    That's right.
[19:06] F
    But you did wonderfully, as well!
[19:10] Y
    I did?
[19:11] F
    Yes!
[19:12] F
    Not everything went as planned.
[19:15] F
    Without your quick intervention,
[19:17] F
    who knows if things would
    have gone this well?
[19:21] Y
    Yeah?
[19:22] F
    I do retain some doubt about
    your methods, though.
[19:25] Y
    I won't do that anymore.
[19:27] Gu
    So you can keep bringing
    your phones to school.
[19:31] Gu
    But don't use them in class
    or during club activities.
[19:35] Gu
    Only during breaks and after school.
[19:38] Gu
    And definitely not while walking.
[19:41] Gu
    Anyone who violates this rule will
    lose their phone for a month!
[19:44] Gu
    That's all!
[19:45] Gu
    Thank you, Sensei!
[19:47] Gu
    Chiaki-sensei!
[19:49] Gu
    Great!
[19:50] Gu
    Well done, student council president!
[20:12] H
    Chiaki-sensei and President Kamiya?
[20:17] Gu
    That was pretty exciting, chirp.
[20:19] Gu
    An afternoon spectacle, chirp!
[20:22] Gu
    I want to see a battle scene next, chirp.
[20:24] ---
    Chirpity-chirp! Chirp!
[20:29] Gu
    Jeez, Chiaki's so annoying...
[20:31] Gu
    Who the hell breaks someone's
    phone like that?
[20:34] Gu
    He's just controlling us with
    violence and authority!
[20:38] Gu
    He's acting too differently than usual.
[20:41] Gu
    He's just a show-off.
[20:43] Gi
    Obnoxious!
[20:44] F
    Master...
[20:46] Y
    Maybe having everyone understand
    is only an ideal.
[20:51] F
    Taking action always means
    getting a reaction.
[20:57] F
    It cannot be all good or all bad.
[21:04] F
    When he did this, Chiaki-sama knew
    he might be misunderstood.
[21:09] F
    There is no reason for it to bother you.
[21:13] Y
    Yeah.
[21:15] Y
    But it's frustrating.
[21:19] Y
    That was how our general assembly ended.
[21:22] Y
    And a new urban legend,
[21:25] Y
    about a glowing bird that flew
    through the hall, was born at JTB.
SIGN    After midterms, it's finally time for the culture fair.
SIGN    Let's do this!
SIGN    You're all fired-up, huh?
SIGN    I remember when I was young...
SIGN    Sato-san, you were young?
SIGN    Several centuries ago, I think?
SIGN    Back then, there were so many samurai generals.
SIGN    I remember that!
SIGN    That would've been in the Sengoku era...
SIGN    Next time on Elegant Yokai Apartment Life:
SIGN    Do You Like Other Faces? Or Not?
SIGN    Twenty-third Haunting Do You Like Other Faces? Or Not?
SIGN    Chiaki looks kinda pale. Is he okay?

23 - Do You Like Other Faces? Or Not?

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[00:02] H
    Good work at the student assembly.
[00:05] Y
    Yeah. I heard you were watching?
[00:07] H
    It felt like I was there.
[00:09] Y
    The people here can do anything, huh?
[00:12] H
    Hey, did Chiaki and Kamiya-san
    have an agreement in advance?
[00:17] Y
    I heard later...
[00:27] C
    Give me an alternate proposal.
[00:34] Gu
    That's right!
[00:37] Gu
    I'm hurt!
[00:39] ---
    Apologize!
[00:40] Gi
    So that's what he meant...
[00:42] Gi
    All right!
[00:44] H
    An alternate proposal?
[00:47] Y
    Yeah.
[00:48] Y
    That was enough to get things to a
    conclusion everyone could accept.
[00:52] Y
    They're both amazing, huh?
[00:54] H
    Yeah.
[00:56] H
    You have many talented people around you.
[01:01] Y
    Hey, what are you thinking?
SIGN    Twenty-third Haunting
    Do You Like Other Faces? Or Not?
[02:35] Y
    Well, now we can focus on
    preparations for the culture fair.
[02:38] H
    That time already?
[02:41] Y
    You want to know what a culture fair is?
[02:43] Y
    It's like a festival.
[02:44] Y
    Fes-ti-val.
[02:47] Gu
    Festival!
[02:49] Y
    That scared me.
[02:52] Y
    Um...
[02:53] Gu
    We heard there's a festival, chirp.
[02:56] Gu
    When, chirp?
[02:57] Gu
    Where, chirp?
[02:58] Gu
    A festival?
[03:00] Gu
    If there's a festival, we'd better be there.
[03:02] Y
    No, it's just a culture fair.
[03:05] Gu
    A culture fair, huh?
[03:06] Gu
    Feels like youth!
[03:08] Gu
    Brings back memories...
[03:10] Gu
    When I remember those days,
[03:11] Gu
    the taste of blood spreads through my mouth.
[03:14] A
    So, Yushi-kun, when's the culture fair?
[03:17] ---
    Well...
[03:18] F
    Oh, my. Evidently, everyone is
    curious about the culture fair.
[03:23] Y
    Yeah, they are.
[03:26] Y
    Ten Days Until the Culture Fair!
[03:26] Y
    Anyway, preparations for
    the culture fair began.
[03:34] Y
    Our class exhibit was...
[03:36] Gi
    Don't move.
[03:38] Gi
    Oni-Hunting Game
    1: Try Yen
[03:39] Y
    An oni-hunting game, where you
    throw balls at oni.
[03:42] Y
    An oni mask, huh?
[03:44] Y
    I've seen the real thing at the apartments.
[03:46] Gi
    What's this?
[03:47] Gi
    An alien?
[03:48] Gi
    Make sure it looks like an oni.
[03:52] Y
    It really is an oni.
[03:54] Gu
    Chiaki isn't here again today.
[03:57] Gu
    He said he was respecting our independence,
[04:00] Gu
    but he's probably somewhere, slacking off.
[04:02] Gu
    He gets paid anyway, right?
[04:03] Gu
    Lucky guy.
[04:05] Y
    Those guys...
[04:08] T
    Ignore them.
[04:10] Y
    But...
[04:11] Gi
    It's frustrating for us, too.
[04:17] Y
    Sorry.
[04:19] T
    Anyway!
[04:20] T
    Forget the mask, and let's dress you up!
[04:24] Y
    You should have done
    that in the first place...
SIGN    Yamamoto
SIGN    The Darling
[04:56] Gi
    What's wrong?
[04:57] Gi
    Oh, it's nothing.
[05:05] Gi
    Next, time to get ready for the club exhibit.
[05:07] Gi
    We'll be so busy!
[05:09] Y
    You look like you're having fun, though.
[05:11] Gi
    Yeah.
[05:12] Gi
    I love this festival!
[05:14] Gi
    Tashiro. Inaba.
[05:16] Gi
    Kamiya-san!
[05:18] Gi
    I know you're busy, but can we talk?
[05:23] Gi
    Since the assembly,
[05:25] Gi
    reaction against Chiaki-sensei
    has been growing, right?
[05:30] Y
    Yes.
[05:32] T
    There are even kids in our class
    who don't like him anymore.
[05:37] Gi
    After the cheating, it was decided that
    all cell phones would be banned.
[05:43] T
    It was?
[05:44] Gi
    Yes.
[05:45] Gi
    Aoki-sensei, for example,
[05:46] Gi
    said the teachers should follow
    the principal's decision.
[05:50] Y
    Yeah, I can see that.
[05:51] Gi
    But Chiaki-sensei...
[05:54] C
    That won't solve anything.
[05:56] C
    Leave it to me.
[05:58] Gi
    So he asked to have a student assembly.
[06:02] T
    I see...
[06:04] Gi
    For our sake, he volunteered
    to be the bad guy.
[06:09] Y
    That's pretty frustrating.
[06:11] Gi
    Yeah, for me, too.
[06:13] Gi
    They all loved him
[06:16] Gi
    until he did one thing they didn't
    like, and now they all hate him.
[06:24] Gi
    I'll just say it. I hate people like that.
[06:29] T
    I understand!
[06:31] Y
    What do we do?
[06:34] T
    I want to repay him.
[06:37] T
    Egami told me about you.
[06:39] T
    Find some information about
    Chiaki-sensei, right away.
[06:43] T
    The more sensational, the better.
[06:45] T
    You know what I mean, right?
[06:47] T
    Leave it to me.
[06:50] Gi
    I'm counting on you.
[06:56] Y
    That was...
[06:57] Y
    amazingly manly.
[06:59] T
    Kamiya-san's so cool!
[07:01] T
    I'm in love!
[07:02] Y
    You gonna be okay?
[07:04] Y
    You have to get ready for the festival.
[07:06] T
    Did you think I hadn't already
    looked into Chiaki-chan?
[07:11] T
    Always save your trump
    card for last, Inaba-kun!
[07:14] Y
    Wait! What are you doing?
[07:16] T
    Don't worry! Just what Kamiya-san said to!
[07:19] Y
    That's not it!
[07:21] Y
    I mean don't do anything bad,
    socially or ethically!
[07:24] T
    Ha ha ha!
[07:27] Y
    What is she planning?
[07:32] Y
    I'm back.
[07:37] Gi
    Welcome back!
[07:39] Y
    Mariko-san! Hi, there...
[07:41] Gi
    I'm Sailor Mariko!
[07:43] Gi
    What do you think?
[07:50] Gu
    I have a collection of all the sailor
    uniforms from across space and time.
[07:54] Gu
    Have a look.
[07:56] Y
    Antiquary! You're okay?
[07:58] Gu
    With what?
[08:00] Y
    Um, well...
[08:02] Y
    Weren't you fighting someone, somewhere?
[08:08] Y
    Oh, I probably should've left that alone.
[08:11] R
    I always wonder where you get all this stuff!
[08:15] Gu
    This is the same one I had
    when I was in high school!
[08:18] Gu
    I remember this!
[08:19] Gu
    I've never worn a school uniform.
[08:22] Gu
    Is this too short?
[08:24] Gi
    We've still got it, huh?
[08:26] A
    Y-Yeah...
[08:30] F
    Everyone's in a culture fair mood, huh?
[08:32] Y
    That doesn't mean they have to wear uniforms.
[08:36] Y
    I'm going to eat.
[08:40] Y
    Et tu, Ruriko-san?
[08:40] Y
    Takoyaki Yakisoba Yakitori
[08:43] Gu
    The takoyaki is so good, chirp.
[08:44] Gu
    So is the yakisoba, chirp!
[08:46] Gu
    So is the yakitori, chirp.
[08:48] ---
    Eh?
[08:50] ---
    Chirpity-chirp! Chirp!
[08:53] Gu
    Nine Days Left!
[08:58] Gi
    Hey, want to ask Yamamoto-san to join?
[09:01] Gi
    Shh! No way!
[09:02] Gi
    Yeah.
[09:03] Gi
    She'd say, "Why do I have to do
    something as rudimentary as this?"
[09:09] Gi
    Why is she even here?
[09:18] Gi
    Why do I have to hear things like that?
[09:28] Gi
    You're in the way...
[09:30] Gi
    All of you!
[09:32] Gi
    On to the next scene, okay?
[09:34] Gi
    Where the female pirate, Panna Cotta,
[09:36] Gi
    saves her partner, Nata de Coco,
    from the enemy.
[09:39] Gi
    Okay!
[09:41] Gi
    Got it!
[09:42] Gi
    Sound effects, ready?
[09:44] Y
    Looking good!
[09:46] Gi
    What is that? A school play?
[09:48] Gi
    Hey, can we say "Keep holding
    my hand," for, "Don't let go"?
[09:55] Gi
    I'm not sure...
[09:56] Y
    Wait, I'll look it up.
[10:02] Gi
    You don't even know that?
[10:05] Gi
    Fine, I'll tell you.
[10:07] Gi
    "Don't let go."
[10:08] Gi
    We want to keep it tense,
    so no long sentences.
[10:12] Gi
    Let's use, "Don't let go!"
[10:14] Gi
    Got it!
[10:15] Gi
    You're so smart, president!
[10:21] T
    What's up?
[10:23] Y
    Just now... I thought I saw Yamamoto.
[10:26] T
    Konacchan?
[10:28] T
    She isn't here.
[10:30] Y
    I'll go take a look.
[10:33] Y
    Did I imagine it?
[10:38] Y
    There she is.
[10:39] Y
    Yamamoto!
[10:40] A
    Inaba-kun, no running in the hall.
SIGN    Members Wanted
[10:44] Y
    Right.
[10:45] A
    Perfect. Can we talk?
[10:48] Y
    No, I'm in a hurry.
[10:50] A
    Don't worry. It won't take long.
[10:52] Y
    O-Okay...
[10:55] Y
    What is it?
[10:56] A
    Have you been having any problems lately?
[10:59] A
    It must be hard without your parents
    when you're all by yourself,
[11:03] A
    but don't push yourself.
[11:04] A
    I'm on your side, all right?
[11:08] Y
    You don't have to tell me that now!
[11:34] ---
    Eight Days Left!
[11:37] ---
    
[11:49] Y
    I can't take any more...
[11:52] Y
    The club president and Tashiro
    are both overworking me.
[11:55] Y
    I'm going to take a break.
[11:58] Y
    Chiaki...
[12:00] C
    Inaba?
[12:02] C
    What, slacking off?
[12:04] Y
    You're one to talk.
[12:08] C
    How has it been lately?
[12:09] Y
    You're so lazy.
[12:11] Y
    Well, I'm doing okay, I guess.
[12:14] C
    Glad to hear it. Good luck.
[12:16] Y
    Come by the classroom, once in a while.
[12:19] C
    You guys will be fine without me.
[12:22] Y
    I thought you'd say that.
[12:26] Y
    Chiaki, what did you do at your culture fair?
[12:30] C
    Hmm, what did I do?
[12:32] Y
    You don't remember?
[12:34] C
    I'm the type who doesn't focus on the past.
[12:37] Y
    Sure you aren't going senile?
[12:38] C
    I'll see you later, behind the building.
[12:40] Y
    Sorry, seriously.
[12:41] C
    I won't forgive you.
[12:45] C
    Whatever happened to her?
[12:46] Y
    Her?
[12:48] C
    You know, that girl who wasn't
    getting along with your club?
[12:52] Y
    Oh... Yamamoto?
[12:54] C
    It isn't going well?
[12:57] Y
    It's just tough.
[12:59] C
    Don't whine.
[13:01] Y
    I'm not whining.
[13:16] Y
    I'm heading back.
[13:18] Y
    What about you?
[13:20] C
    I'll get a bit more fresh air.
[13:23] Y
    Don't slack off too much.
[13:25] C
    You're one to talk.
[13:26] Y
    Right?
[13:33] Y
    This is that...
[13:42] C
    What?
[13:50] C
    Hey!
[13:52] Y
    Please! Don't move!
[13:58] Y
    I was able to take the damage
    from Tashiro's wounds,
[14:02] Y
    so it didn't become the worst-case scenario.
[14:04] C
    Inaba...
[14:05] Y
    Just be quiet.
[14:10] Y
    Move the damage...
[14:14] Y
    Looking good.
[14:23] Y
    Not yet.
[14:25] Y
    Just a little more...
[14:27] Y
    A little more!
[14:32] C
    Why are you panting in front of me?
[14:36] Y
    U-Uh, I'm not doing anything weird!
[14:40] C
    What do you mean by weird?
[14:44] C
    My body suddenly feels lighter.
[14:48] C
    What did you do?
[14:49] Y
    Sh-Shiatsu massage!
[14:54] C
    You're a strange guy.
[14:59] Y
    Anyway, is something wrong with you?
[15:01] C
    Well, it's nothing bad.
[15:10] Y
    Thin blood?
[15:12] C
    My red blood cell count is low.
[15:15] C
    They call it anemia.
[15:18] Y
    Anemia...
[15:20] Y
    Then that medicine...
[15:26] Y
    So why do you smoke?
[15:28] C
    The cigarettes won't let me quit them.
[15:30] Y
    What?
[15:32] C
    My last job was pretty rough,
[15:34] C
    so after I quit, I was gonna take a year off.
[15:38] C
    But I was called here very suddenly.
[15:41] Y
    I see. Because Hayasaka-sensei
    was hospitalized.
[15:44] C
    In the end, I only had six months off.
[15:47] C
    They're really harsh on me.
[15:49] C
    But due to that, I met
    an interesting student.
[15:53] Y
    Chiaki...
[16:06] Y
    Chiaki may really be pushing himself hard.
[16:10] F
    Splendid work back there!
[16:12] Y
    Fool!
[16:13] F
    You saved someone with your power!
[16:16] F
    As your servant, I am very proud.
[16:18] Y
    That's an exaggeration.
[16:20] Y
    But yeah.
[16:22] Y
    If I helped Chiaki, even a little, I'm happy.
[16:25] F
    Of course!
[16:27] Y
    I've grown up, too!
[16:29] Y
    I was able to transfer the damage
    without Akine-chan's help!
[16:32] F
    Oh, that was by chance.
[16:35] F
    You could not have done
    that with just anyone.
[16:37] Y
    What?
[16:38] Y
    Don't lift me up just to kick me down.
[16:40] F
    Your bodies are probably very compatible!
[16:45] Y
    Don't make it sound weird.
[16:47] Y
    I was able to save Chiaki with this hand.
[16:50] Y
    Let me be a little proud...
[17:05] A
    Okay, you're fine now.
[17:09] Y
    Thank you.
[17:11] Y
    Um, I...
[17:13] A
    I heard you took someone's damage.
[17:15] Y
    That's right! I was able to do it myself!
[17:19] A
    Yeah.
[17:19] A
    Be careful next time.
[17:22] A
    Depending on the amount of damage,
[17:24] A
    you could pass out, like you
    just did, or even die.
[17:30] Y
    Okay...
[17:31] A
    This was a rare case.
[17:33] A
    Your bodies were very compatible,
    so by chance, you were able to do it.
[17:37] A
    Don't be arrogant.
[17:39] Y
    I'm sorry.
[17:40] F
    Just as I said, yes?
[17:43] Y
    Shut up.
[17:44] A
    The damage is gone now, right?
[17:47] A
    Then...
[17:51] A
    Let's eat!
[17:53] Y
    Modorigatsuo sashimi!
[17:55] Y
    Let's eat!
[18:02] Y
    It's so fatty, like toro!
[18:05] Gu
    I love katsuo tuna, too.
[18:12] Gu
    What excellent harmony with the condiments!
[18:16] R
    It goes perfectly with Japanese sake.
[18:19] Gu
    These mushrooms and gizzards
    go great with sake.
[18:23] Gu
    I love it.
[18:24] A
    Yeah, the mushrooms are so crispy,
    and the gizzards are so chewy...
[18:29] Gu
    This is olive oil, huh?
[18:31] Gu
    Healthy!
[18:32] Y
    Even ghosts care about their health?
[18:41] Gu
    Thin blood, huh?
[18:46] Gu
    A friend of mine has that.
[18:48] Gu
    Usually, women get it.
[18:50] Y
    Really?
[18:51] Gi
    Yeah, when I was a student,
[18:54] Gi
    my periods were so bad, I couldn't stand.
[18:57] Gu
    Hey, stop that.
[18:58] A
    I've got pretty high blood pressure.
[19:01] Gu
    It's hard to even imagine
    you tired from anemia!
[19:09] A
    I'll exorcise you.
[19:10] U
    Sorry!
[19:15] R
    Anemia can't be cured with
    blood transfusions.
[19:18] R
    So the most you can do is take medicine.
[19:22] Y
    I see.
[19:23] R
    Supposedly, you get used to it, though.
[19:26] R
    But it can be bad enough to cause a coma.
[19:30] R
    So it really is scary.
[19:32] Y
    Anemia can put you into a coma?
[19:35] R
    If, for some reason, the brain
    doesn't get enough blood,
[19:39] R
    it will shut down.
[19:42] R
    Makes sense, if you lack oxygen, right?
[19:45] R
    And then the heart stops, as well.
[19:47] Y
    The heart, too?
[19:49] R
    And then you can fall into a coma and die.
[19:54] Gu
    It's called cerebral anemia.
[19:56] Y
    Scary.
[19:58] R
    Sometimes you pass out in judo, right?
[20:01] R
    It's due to lack of oxygen in the brain.
[20:04] R
    So you need to fire yourself up
    and wake up, or it's bad.
[20:08] A
    The brain's delicate, right?
[20:11] Gu
    Your stomach's made of steel, though, huh?
[20:16] Gu
    Sorry!
[20:17] Gu
    If you have trouble with
    illness, I've got this!
[20:20] Gu
    Mt. Hourai's secret medicine,
[20:23] Gu
    which China's first emperor
    sought and never got.
[20:26] Gu
    One sip will make you immortal.
[20:30] Y
    Take a drink, then.
[20:37] Gu
    Anyway, it seems you have some karmic
    connection with Chiaki-sensei.
[20:43] Y
    Do... I?
[20:47] Y
    It just happened to go well.
[20:49] R
    Exactly opposite.
[20:50] R
    It went well because of that connection.
[20:53] R
    You've trained hard every day,
[20:55] R
    and that connection was there,
    and a miracle occurred.
[20:58] Y
    A miracle? It wasn't that big a deal.
[21:03] Y
    But I like the thought.
[21:06] Y
    A karmic connection, huh?
[21:09] Gu
    And your bodies were very compatible, too.
[21:13] A
    You ruined it!
[21:15] Y
    These drunk adults...
[21:18] Y
    Laugh all you like, damn it!
[21:20] Gu
    He got mad!
[21:23] Y
    I decided to simply be happy
    that I could save Chiaki,
[21:29] Y
    and that I had a connection with him.
[21:32] Gu
    Idiots. Idiots.
[21:34] Gu
    They're all idiots.
[21:35] Gu
    All of them.
[21:37] Gu
    Why do I have to...
SIGN    The culture fair's beginning.
SIGN    We've made it, so nothing to worry about, right?
SIGN    Don't lower your guard.
SIGN    Accidents are most likely to happen now.
SIGN    There's a big problem!
SIGN    What's wrong?
SIGN    The snacks I was saving are passed their expiration date!
SIGN    Your life's peaceful, huh?
[23:27] P
    Next time on Elegant Yokai Apartment Life:
[23:30] P
    The Storm Before the Storm.
SIGN    Twenty-fourth Haunting The Storm Before the Storm
[23:32] P
    No... Don't die, Chiaki!

24 - The Storm Before the Storm

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[00:01] Y
    Ooh...
[00:03] ---
    Takoyaki Yakisoba Yakitori
[00:13] Y
    Lately, they've been strangely excited.
[00:16] A
    Morning, Yushi-kun.
[00:18] A
    Ruriko-san's grilled squid is great!
[00:21] R
    Feeling like you're at a festival
    is a nice way to start the day!
[00:25] Y
    I-Is it?
[00:33] Gu
    How are preparations for the school fair?
[00:35] Gi
    Perfect!
[00:37] Gi
    My tennis club is making crêpes!
[00:40] Gi
    Konatsu, come and try some.
[00:43] Gi
    That's right...
[00:44] Gi
    Isn't the culture fair at
    Konatsu's school soon?
[00:47] Gi
    Don't push yourself too hard.
[00:48] Gi
    You don't want to get sick again.
[00:52] Y
    Yeah.
SIGN    Twenty-fourth Haunting
    The Storm Before the Storm
[02:32] Gi
    That's enough.
[02:33] Gi
    Don't do harmful things anymore!
[02:36] Gi
    None of your impudence, woman pirate.
[02:40] Gi
    Nobody can stop me!
[02:43] Gi
    Wake up, my dearest sister!
[02:50] Gi
    What am I doing? Sister?
[02:55] Gi
    You finally remember!
[03:00] Gi
    I'm so glad it had a happy ending.
[03:03] Y
    You're on the staff. Why are you crying?
[03:06] Gi
    Because she was released from the evil,
[03:09] Gi
    so they can go back to
    being sisters who get along!
[03:12] Y
    Sisters who get along?
[03:28] Y
    Yamamoto?
[03:32] Gi
    You came, Yamamoto-san!
[03:35] Gi
    Are you going to help with the culture fair?
[03:39] Gi
    It's wonderful.
[03:42] Gi
    I wondered what you were
    all so excited about.
[03:46] Gi
    It's a play for a preschool?
[03:48] Gi
    That's wonderful.
[03:50] Gi
    It's not for me, though.
[04:06] Gi
    "My dearest sister...
[04:08] Gi
    My sister, whom I love so much..."
[04:13] Gi
    How stupid!
[04:15] Gi
    Getting serious about such a stupid play,
[04:19] Gi
    wasting your time and effort...
[04:21] Gi
    Think you can do anything,
    just because it's the culture fair?
[04:24] Gi
    That's amazing!
[04:26] Gi
    I'm so glad I transferred to JTB.
[04:31] Gi
    At Jinmei, I'd have never seen
    wonderful people like you!
[04:35] Gi
    After seeing such a rare thing,
    my horizons have expanded.
[04:39] Gi
    Yamamoto-san, listen...
[04:43] Gi
    Notice of Withdrawal from Club
[04:45] Y
    A withdrawal notice?
[04:47] Gi
    Thank you for everything.
[04:49] Gi
    Not that you did anything for me.
[04:51] Gu
    Hey, what does that mean?
[04:54] Gi
    Stop.
[04:56] ---
    Notice of Withdrawal from Club
[04:58] Y
    Club president...
[05:00] Gi
    You're sure about this, right?
[05:03] Gi
    Of course.
[05:04] Gi
    Okay. Got it.
[05:11] Y
    She doesn't know what to do.
[05:14] Gi
    Also, Inaba-senpai...
[05:16] Gi
    You're a boy in high school.
[05:20] Gi
    You shouldn't be showing off
    your mom's handmade lunches.
[05:28] Gi
    It's so pathetic, I had to laugh.
[05:36] T
    I can forgive the rest, but not that!
[05:41] Y
    Tashiro, stop it.
[05:42] T
    I don't know what kind of problems
    you have with your family,
[05:46] T
    but it doesn't mean you can
    talk about other people!
[05:50] Y
    That's enough, I said!
[05:51] T
    It isn't enough!
[05:52] T
    Inaba's mother is gone!
[05:55] T
    He lost both his parents at once!
[06:05] Y
    Yamamoto...
[06:07] Gi
    Yamamoto-san?
[06:12] Gi
    You tricked me...
[06:17] Gi
    How awful.
[06:19] Gi
    You tricked me.
[06:21] Gi
    You laughed behind my back, didn't you?!
[06:23] Gi
    You said I'm an idiot
    who doesn't know anything!
[06:25] T
    You can't honestly think we'd
    just talk about Inaba's family!
[06:28] Y
    Shut up!
[06:29] Y
    What do you know?!
[06:31] Y
    How would you know how
    always being alone feels?
[06:35] Y
    No one gives me any credit at home!
[06:38] Y
    No one at school understands me!
[06:41] Y
    No one! No one! No one!
[06:43] Y
    No one lets me be part of the group!
[06:48] Y
    Just because your parents
    died, why are you special?!
[06:51] Y
    Does that make you better than me?
[06:53] Gu
    She's gone crazy...
[06:58] Y
    What is this?
[06:59] F
    A terrible aura, master.
[07:03] Y
    Aura?
[07:04] F
    Rage. Envy. Jealousy.
[07:07] F
    All those negative feelings,
    blended together.
[07:10] F
    I have never seen such a negative aura.
[07:14] Y
    Yamamoto, that isn't true.
[07:16] Y
    Listen to me...
[07:17] Gi
    Shut up. Shut up. Shut up!
[07:20] Gi
    I've done nothing wrong... Nothing!
[07:23] Gi
    All of this is your fault!
[07:29] Gi
    I'm sorry.
[07:34] Gi
    I'm sorry.
[07:37] Gi
    You're right.
[07:38] Gi
    It isn't your fault.
[07:40] Gi
    You've done nothing wrong.
[07:42] Gi
    I'm so sorry for hurting you.
[07:55] Y
    Yamamoto's aura...
[07:57] Gi
    On everyone's behalf, I apologize.
[08:00] Gi
    I'm sorry.
[08:01] Gu
    Hey!
[08:03] Gi
    Isn't that right, everyone?
[08:05] Gi
    Let's all apologize and be friends.
[08:08] Gi
    You can do that, right?
[08:10] Gi
    That's impossible, Aoki-sensei.
[08:12] Gi
    We can't all hold hands and be friends.
[08:15] Gi
    This isn't kindergarten.
[08:21] Gi
    I see.
[08:23] Gi
    I thought I was being open
    and honest with you.
[08:25] Gi
    But it seems you didn't understand.
[08:28] Gi
    Now, stand up.
[08:29] Gi
    I'll hear you out.
[08:31] Gi
    Tell me whatever you want.
[08:33] Gi
    O-Okay...
[08:40] Gi
    What the heck was that?
[08:42] Gi
    Are we supposed to be the bad guys here?
[08:44] Gu
    Hell, no...
[08:47] Gi
    All right, back to practice.
[08:49] Gi
    Get ready, everyone.
[08:50] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[08:58] T
    Really?
[08:59] ---
    
[08:59] T
    Aoki-sensei, you do, also?
[09:01] T
    I love Chekhov, too!
[09:04] T
    Really?
[09:05] T
    But it's amazing that you like Russian
    literature, Yamamoto-san.
[09:11] T
    Is it?
[09:13] Y
    Someone who will always forgive you.
[09:15] Y
    Someone who will always accept you.
[09:17] Y
    Maybe Yamamoto needed someone like Aoki.
[09:23] Y
    Not only Yamamoto.
[09:26] Y
    All the students who look up to Aoki
[09:28] Y
    are quiet, serious ones that
    don't stand out in class.
[09:31] Y
    They lack self-confidence,
    and are unsatisfied and worried.
[09:36] Y
    So Aoki, who never tells them they're wrong,
[09:39] Y
    must be like a goddess to them.
[09:45] Y
    I guess even she can smile like that.
[09:47] T
    But was this really for the best?
[09:53] Gu
    Who cares?
[09:54] Gu
    If it helped her, it helped.
[09:57] T
    Chiaki-chan!
[09:58] Gu
    That's the one you were talking about, Inaba?
[10:02] Y
    Yeah, but...
[10:03] Gu
    What?
[10:05] Gu
    Upset you couldn't solve
    the problem yourself?
[10:07] Gu
    Or did you want someone
    to say you did well?
[10:10] Y
    I-It isn't like that!
[10:12] Gu
    It must have been fate, for them
    to have met each other like this.
[10:16] Gu
    For now, isn't that enough?
[10:19] Y
    Fate, huh?
[10:39] A
    You're going back to school?
[10:41] Y
    Yeah, I just came home for some stuff.
[10:45] Y
    This is when the real work begins!
[10:46] A
    That's right.
[10:47] A
    Isn't tomorrow the first day
    of your school's culture fair?
[10:51] Y
    Yeah!
[10:52] Y
    But who knows when the
    festival will end here?
SIGN    Goldfish Scooping
[10:56] Y
    This isn't even food now.
SIGN    Balloon Scooping
[10:59] H
    Hey.
[11:00] H
    This place has everything, right?
[11:05] Y
    Why are you having fun here?
[11:07] Y
    Isn't your own school's
    culture fair coming up?
[11:11] Y
    Is it okay for the student council
    president to play around?
[11:13] H
    Don't worry.
[11:14] H
    I have the schedule worked out,
    right up until the start.
[11:17] H
    As long as my talented staff do their
    jobs, everything will be fine.
[11:23] A
    Wow.
[11:24] Y
    Who do you think you are?
[11:26] H
    I am myself.
[11:28] Gu
    But Yushi-kun's school seems a lot more fun.
[11:32] Gu
    Who knows what will happen?
[11:35] Gu
    That's right!
[11:36] Gu
    That general assembly was great!
[11:40] Gu
    That's interesting.
[11:42] Y
    Please don't come.
[11:44] Y
    You guys coming will just make things worse.
[11:47] Gi
    Oh, my... Listen to you.
[11:49] R
    But he might be right!
[11:53] Y
    Jeez...
[11:56] H
    Don't get too tense and push yourself.
[11:59] Y
    Yeah.
[12:01] Y
    It's nearly done, though.
[12:02] Y
    If I'm doing the culture fair,
    I want it to be great.
[12:07] H
    That's just like you.
[12:12] Y
    Work hard, Inaba.
[12:14] H
    Yeah.
[12:15] ---
    
[12:18] A
    What's this?
[12:19] Gu
    Here.
[12:22] ---
    
[12:22] A
    This is a pamphlet for the JTB Culture Fair!
[12:25] Gu
    He must have gotten it from Yushi-kun's room!
[12:28] Gu
    Great work!
[12:29] Gu
    Okay, time for a strategy meeting!
[12:32] ---
    Yeah!
[12:36] Gu
    These days, culture fairs
    are quite a spectacle.
[12:39] Gu
    They have a haunted house!
[12:41] Gu
    Maybe I'll show 'em how it's really done!
[12:43] ---
    Oni-Hunting Game
    1: Try Yen
[12:43] ---
    Oni-Hunting Game
[12:44] Gu
    What? Oni-hunting?
[12:46] Gu
    How dare they?
[12:47] Gu
    If they want a fight, we'll give it to them.
[12:49] Gu
    Yeah, I can't wait.
[12:52] Y
    Now, now. Calm down.
[12:54] Gu
    The little brats, they even
    have a beauty contest.
[12:58] Gi
    They say last-minute entrants are allowed.
[13:00] Gi
    I wonder if ghosts can enter!
[13:03] R
    Why don't you try, Akine-chan?
[13:05] A
    I'll pass.
[13:07] A
    I'm not interested.
[13:09] Gu
    Oh, there's an eating contest.
[13:09] ---
    
[13:12] A
    Where? Where?
[13:13] A
    You're right!
[13:15] Gu
    They look like they're having fun, chirp.
[13:16] Gu
    I want to go, too, chirp.
[13:18] Gu
    I love culture fairs, chirp!
[13:20] ---
    Chirpity-chirp! Chirp!
SIGN    One Day Until the Culture Fair!
[13:26] Gi
    That looks good!
[13:28] Gu
    The chef at my apartment made this.
[13:31] Gu
    Eat these and work hard, she says.
[13:34] Gi
    It's so good!
[13:35] Gi
    Spicy cod roe!
[13:37] Gi
    Wait for others, Ta-ko.
[13:39] Gi
    Thank you, Inaba-kun's chef!
[13:41] T
    All right, let the onigiri fuel us to
    work hard, just a little more!
[13:45] T
    Okay!
[13:50] Y
    Where's Chiaki?
[13:51] Gi
    Haven't seen him.
[13:52] Gi
    Maybe he's resting somewhere.
[13:54] Y
    I see.
[13:55] Y
    Oh, well.
[13:56] Y
    I'll go and get him,
    before we run out of food.
[14:06] Y
    Will our class be done by tomorrow?
[14:10] Y
    We have to work harder.
[14:12] F
    Master, at times like these,
    you can count on the Petits!
[14:17] F
    You can have Goyelems carry your tools!
[14:21] F
    Or have the Norns do fortune-telling
    to bring in lots of customers!
[14:26] Y
    Hey, Fool...
[14:27] F
    Yes?
[14:28] Y
    You never learn, huh?
[14:30] F
    Master, you meanie!
[14:35] F
    Please don't do anything to make this worse.
[14:44] Y
    This feeling...
[14:46] Y
    It's that bad one from before!
[14:49] Y
    But what...
[14:53] Y
    What is it that's bad?
SIGN    Faculty Office
[15:00] Gu
    Jeez...
[15:02] Gu
    What a pain.
[15:14] Gu
    Chiaki?
[15:21] Gu
    Chiaki!
[15:28] Gu
    I won't let you get away!
[15:31] Gu
    Sak!
[15:33] Gu
    Sak, the poisonous scorpion that
    protects the Palace of the Moon!
[15:39] Gu
    Did I get her?
[15:46] Gu
    You're...
[15:50] Gu
    That girl...
[15:52] Gu
    Did Aoki get you to do this?
[15:54] Gi
    Haruka-sama would never request this!
[15:56] Y
    Haruka-sama?
[16:01] gi
    Haruka-sama cares about everyone.
[16:05] gi
    But he speaks out against
    her, and he's so crude...
[16:11] gi
    I can't let him do that!
[16:12] gi
    He got what he deserved!
[16:13] Y
    What's wrong with her?
[16:17] Y
    Doesn't she realize
[16:20] Y
    what will happen to her
    "Haruka-sama" if this gets out?
[16:25] Background
    It's all his fault... All his fault.
[16:25] Y
    Is this girl that obsessed with her?
[16:29] Background
    All... All his fault...
[16:34] Gu
    I'll show this to the other teachers
    during one of their meetings.
[16:39] Gu
    You know how the other teachers
    will feel about Aoki then, right?
[16:44] Gi
    No, anything but that!
[16:45] Gi
    Haruka-sama doesn't know anything!
[16:47] Gi
    This doesn't involve her!
[16:49] Gi
    Don't do it!
[16:50] Y
    Then stay away from Chiaki.
[16:52] Y
    Just cling to Aoki, and don't cause trouble.
[16:57] Y
    Sak, come back!
[17:02] Y
    Jeez...
[17:04] F
    Master, Chiaki-sama is...
[17:08] Y
    Chiaki!
[17:14] Y
    Hey, wake up!
[17:18] Y
    Blood loss?
[17:21] Y
    No, that's impossible...
[17:23] Y
    Cerebral anemia?
[17:25] R
    And then you can fall into a coma and die.
[17:31] Gu
    S-Someone... Call an ambulance!
[17:38] Gu
    He's so heavy...
[17:41] Gu
    That damage again...
[17:44] Gu
    It's spreading.
[17:46] Gu
    Chiaki's coma is getting deeper...
[17:49] Gu
    Oh, no!
[17:54] Gu
    But can I handle huge damage like this?
[17:58] Gu
    What do I do?
[18:01] H
    Calm down, Inaba.
[18:04] Y
    That's right.
[18:06] Y
    Calm down. Focus.
[18:10] Y
    The omnipotent spirit, Jin!
[18:14] Gu
    Your orders, master.
[18:16] Y
    Bring me the medicine bottle,
    Amrita, from my room!
[18:21] ---
    Coming up.
[18:23] F
    I see.
[18:24] F
    With the Amrita, perhaps...
[18:26] Y
    Now, I have to pray that
    I'm stronger than I was
[18:30] Y
    when he could only work 500 yen's worth.
[18:37] Y
    It's no good, huh?
[18:46] Y
    Yes!
[18:49] Y
    There's only a single drop left,
[18:51] Y
    but it should get us through this!
[18:53] Y
    I couldn't do anything for Yamamoto.
[18:57] Y
    But if I have a karmic connection to Chiaki,
[19:00] Y
    I should be able to save him!
[19:02] Y
    Right, Priestess of Soma?
[19:16] Y
    The damage is disappearing...
[19:18] Y
    That stuff was real...
[19:25] Y
    I made it in time.
[19:26] F
    Splendid, master.
[19:28] F
    I'm so impressed.
[19:33] C
    I...naba?
[19:36] C
    What... happened?
[19:41] C
    My blood?
[19:43] Y
    His memory is gone.
[19:45] Y
    His brain must have shut down for a minute.
[19:48] Y
    That was close.
[19:53] C
    My sleeve...
[19:54] C
    Did I pass out from anemia again?
[19:57] Y
    That's right.
[19:59] Y
    You had a nosebleed and passed out.
[20:02] C
    An anemic with a nosebleed, huh?
[20:06] Y
    Oops.
[20:08] C
    Well, whatever...
[20:09] C
    Maybe I was just overly tired.
[20:13] Y
    Don't push yourself too hard.
[20:15] Y
    Why not take off the three
    days of the culture fair?
[20:20] C
    Unfortunately, I can't.
[20:22] Y
    Some other problem?
[20:25] Y
    But if he pushes himself further,
[20:28] Y
    he could collapse again...
[20:39] Y
    Chiaki, lick this.
[20:46] C
    Lick it? You?
[20:48] Y
    Just do it.
[20:49] Y
    It'll dry.
[20:51] C
    Fine.
[20:58] C
    Huh?
[20:58] C
    I just realized I could have
    put it on Chiaki's hand.
[21:08] Y
    Ta—
[21:18] Y
    Tashiro! Hey, delete that!
[21:21] T
    I'm so glad we can use phones now!
[21:24] C
    Jeez...
[21:37] Gi
    Finally time, yes?
[23:11] Gi
    The day has finally come, huh?
[23:13] Gi
    Chiaki... You aren't looking good.
[23:15] Gi
    Are you not feeling well?
[23:16] Gi
    Don't worry.
[23:17] Gi
    You guys have fun.
[23:19] Gi
    The culture fair is an
    important page of your youth!
[23:22] Gi
    Hey! What's going to happen?
[23:25] Gi
    You'll have to watch and find out!
[23:27] ---
    Next time on Elegant Yokai Apartment Life:
[23:30] Y
    A Great Storm Blows.
SIGN    Twenty-fifth Haunting A Great Storm Blows
[23:32] Y
    It's the culture fair's finale!
[23:33] Y
    I hope you'll all watch!

25 - A Great Storm Blows

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[00:11] Gu
    W-Water...
[00:16] Gu
    That's cold and feels good,
[00:18] Gu
    but I'd rather have it in a cup.
[00:24] Gu
    I feel alive again...
[00:28] Gu
    Huh?
[00:29] Gu
    Where is everyone?
SIGN    Joutou Business High School
    
    Big Culture Fair
SIGN    JTB Big Culture Fair
[00:37] ---
    Cotton Candy
[00:40] ---
    Hero Show
[00:43] Gu
    Come check us out!
[00:44] ---
    Oni-Hunting Game
    1: Try Yen
[00:46] Y
    Today's the last day, huh?
[00:49] Y
    A lot's happened before, but it
    should end up just fine.
[00:52] T
    Are you sure?
[00:57] T
    What are you and President Kamiya planning?
SIGN    Big Culture Fair
[01:02] T
    Well, if we can get through
    today, we'll be fine.
[01:05] R
    This is going pretty well, huh?
[01:08] Gi
    The last day is always the most exciting!
[01:11] Y
    These voices!
[01:12] H
    Hey, Inaba.
[01:13] Y
    You guys came...
SIGN    Twenty-fifth Haunting
    A Great Storm Blows
[02:58] Gi
    Inaba, who are these people?
[03:00] Gi
    He's cute.
[03:02] Y
    These two live in my apartment building.
[03:04] Gi
    Hi, there!
[03:05] Y
    And this is my friend.
[03:07] H
    Hey, there.
[03:09] Gi
    So she's the one who makes
    those cute lunches?
[03:14] R
    Akine-chan only eats.
[03:16] A
    That's mean! I can make them, too!
[03:20] Y
    Someone else makes the lunches.
[03:22] Gi
    You have a lot of friends, Inaba-kun!
[03:27] Y
    I guess I do.
[03:28] Gi
    Hase-kun,
[03:29] Gi
    congratulations on being student council
    president two years in a row.
[03:33] H
    You still hear things fast, huh?
[03:36] H
    I've heard that you're getting along well
    with your student council president.
[03:41] T
    I can't lower my guard around you.
[03:44] H
    I'm not as bad as you.
[03:46] Y
    What is that?
[03:48] R
    Kids open up to each other fast, right?
[03:51] Gi
    Ta-ko's lucky to be friends with the hot guy!
[03:54] Gi
    I think dealing with someone
    like that would be exhausting.
[03:59] Y
    It isn't just the three of you, is it?
[04:02] A
    Of course not!
[04:03] R
    Everyone else is having fun!
SIGN    Art Room
[04:11] Gu
    Who's that?
[04:13] Gu
    He looks kinda scary.
[04:15] Gu
    He looks cool, though!
[04:16] Gu
    Not good enough...
[04:19] Gu
    You can do better than this!
[04:21] Gu
    Bring me a brush!
[04:23] R
    Now, where to start?
[04:28] Gu
    What's wrong?
[04:29] Gu
    I just saw the most beautiful woman.
[04:32] Gu
    Seriously?! Where? Where?
[04:33] Gu
    Huh?
[04:35] Gi
    Thank you.
[04:36] Gi
    Please take one with our child, too.
[04:38] Gu
    That's a great costume, huh?
[04:41] Gu
    Is that the school's mascot?
    Have you ever seen it before?
[04:45] Gu
    I don't think so...
[04:47] Gi
    I need the vegetables cut to make it in time!
[04:50] Gi
    Give me three yakisobas!
[04:51] Gi
    Hey!
[04:53] Gi
    Someone! Anyone... Help me!
[05:00] Gi
    Amazing!
[05:01] Gi
    I don't know who did that, but thank you!
[05:10] Gi
    The fact that it's a little undercooked
[05:12] Gi
    really makes it feel like some
    students made it, and it's great.
[05:24] T
    Will this be okay?
[05:26] A
    They're all adults. You worry too much.
[05:28] R
    Don't say anything to ruin the festival fun.
[05:31] H
    You'll show us around, right?
[05:33] Y
    Hase?
[05:35] Y
    Yeah.
[05:36] Y
    Then, where to, first?
[05:36] ---
    JTB Big Culture Fair Map
[05:38] T
    What's your recommendation?
[05:40] Y
    Hmm...
[05:42] Y
    The Literature Club is showing
    off a novel they wrote...
[05:46] R
    The product of young folk's youthful
    fantasies and imaginations, huh?
[05:50] R
    I've gotta see that!
[05:53] Y
    Isshiki-san!
[05:54] Gu
    We're having an eating contest
    at the food booths.
[05:57] Gu
    Anyone is welcome to participate!
[05:59] Gu
    Come and try it out!
[06:00] A
    I'm there!
[06:01] T
    Akine-san?
[06:03] Y
    What should we do, Inaba?
[06:07] T
    Let's just wander around.
[06:09] Y
    Yeah.
[06:10] ---
    Takoyaki
[06:17] ---
    Pancakes Takoyaki
[06:19] Y
    It's a little undercooked.
[06:21] Y
    Who cares? It's good!
[06:21] Gi
    Mom! There was a black thing! A black thing!
[06:24] Gi
    Right, right.
[06:26] Gi
    Bye-bye!
[06:28] Gu
    Come on, bring me more!
[06:31] Gu
    Spill your art on the canvas!
[06:35] Gi
    We will...
[06:36] ---
    We'll spill it out!
[06:37] Gi
    Art is so violent!
[06:42] Gi
    You're Reimei Isshiki-sensei, aren't you?
[06:44] Gi
    I'm a fan. I have all your books.
[06:47] Gi
    Sign this, please!
[06:49] R
    Oh, my...
[06:50] R
    I'm happy, but I don't know what to say.
[06:53] H
    He's really popular.
[06:55] R
    What's the difference between
    Akira-san and him?
[07:01] Gi
    Wow, this is just amazing!
SIGN    JTB Hot Dog Eating Contest
[07:03] Gi
    The girl with the ponytail,
    who joined at the last minute,
[07:07] Gi
    is wolfing them down!
[07:08] Gi
    Give me more!
[07:10] Gi
    This is her fifteenth helping!
[07:13] Gi
    We concede...
SIGN    JTB Hot Dog Eating Contest
[07:15] Gi
    A champion is born!
[07:18] A
    I wanted more...
[07:21] H
    How much can Akine-san eat?
[07:23] H
    I've never seen her full...
[07:30] H
    Antiquary!
[07:32] Gu
    Hey, are you two having fun?
[07:35] Y
    What are you doing?
[07:36] Gu
    What else? Working.
[07:39] Gu
    How about picking something up?
[07:42] Gu
    Keraunos, the lightning of the gods,
    controlled by the great god Zeus.
[07:46] Gu
    This is a fragment.
[07:47] Gu
    It will drive away evil and
    destroy your enemies.
[07:51] Gu
    It can also charge your phone.
[07:54] H
    How much?
[07:58] Y
    You're buying it?
[08:05] Gu
    These girls are the nominees
    for this year's Miss JTB!
[08:15] Gi
    Huh?
[08:16] Gi
    Why? Why? Where's my light?!
[08:19] Gi
    These are the four girls.
[08:22] Y
    Mariko-san, they can't even see you.
[08:25] Y
    Oni-Hunting Game
    1: Try Yen
[08:25] Gu
    The oni-hunting game.
[08:28] Gu
    This is it, huh?
[08:29] Gu
    They think they can hunt us, huh?
[08:33] Gu
    Let's rip them apart.
[08:35] Gu
    Here, we go!
[08:36] Gi
    There, you are!
[08:39] Gi
    Hurry up!
[08:40] Gi
    The customers are waiting!
[08:43] Gu
    Why are we the targets?!
[08:46] Gu
    I don't know...
[08:47] Gu
    Somehow, it felt like we couldn't say no.
[08:50] Gi
    Hey, no talking!
[08:51] Gi
    There are lots of customers!
[08:54] H
    We saw a lot, huh?
[08:56] Y
    Yeah. Where to, next?
[08:58] Gi
    Hey, did you hear that the president
    is planning something?
[09:02] Gi
    I sure did...
[09:03] Gi
    I can't wait!
[09:04] Gi
    What do you think she's gonna do?
[09:06] H
    President Kamiya, huh? Do you
    know what she's planning?
[09:10] Y
    Nope.
[09:12] T
    I know!
[09:14] Y
    T-Tashiro!
[09:15] T
    Want to know? Do you?
[09:16] T
    But I won't tell you yet!
[09:19] Y
    You're part of it, aren't you?
[09:22] H
    A lot is still ahead, huh?
[09:24] T
    Wait, there's no time for this!
[09:26] T
    Inaba, it's time!
[09:28] T
    The English Conversation Club!
[09:30] Y
    That time already?
[09:31] GI
    That's enough.
[09:33] GI
    Don't do harmful things anymore!
[09:36] GI
    None of your impudence, woman pirate.
[09:40] GI
    Nobody can stop me!
[09:42] GI
    How amazing!
[09:44] Gu
    The story recalls the famous
    lady pirates, Ann and Mary.
[09:49] Gu
    Wonderful.
[09:50] Gu
    I always cry at these things...
[09:53] Gu
    Wake up, my dearest sister!
[09:55] Gu
    What? He's backstage?
[09:58] R
    There's more to drama than
    standing on a stage.
[10:01] R
    But that's just like him!
[10:04] H
    He always works his hardest.
[10:09] H
    I'm so tired...
[10:12] H
    This is boring.
[10:13] H
    I hope it ends soon.
[10:15] H
    Is anything fun gonna happen?
[10:17] Gi
    Just as planned, then.
[10:21] Gi
    We'll have the program in the gym last.
[10:24] Gi
    Do I have to?
[10:26] Gi
    Yes.
[10:27] Gi
    Jeez, you're so stubborn.
[10:29] Gi
    Fine.
[10:31] Gi
    Thank you.
SIGN    JTB Big Culture Fair
[10:52] Gi
    This concludes all of the
    culture fair's programs.
[10:58] Gi
    Good work, everyone!
[10:58] ---
    JTB Culture Fair
[11:06] Gi
    Finally, from the student council...
[11:18] Gi
    What was that?
[11:20] F
    It seems something bad has happened.
[11:31] F
    What's wrong?!
[11:33] T
    Inaba...
[11:35] Gi
    It looks like someone wants to mess with us.
[11:41] Gi
    It's useless. We can't fix it.
[11:46] T
    Isn't there anything we can do?
[11:49] T
    But there's so much we prepared!
[11:52] Gi
    Tashiro...
[12:01] Y
    You just need this fixed, right?
[12:03] Gi
    Yes, but...
[12:05] T
    To fix it, you'd have to use magic!
[12:10] Y
    Magic.
[12:11] Y
    Then...
[12:15] A
    Yushi-kun?
[12:16] R
    Problems?
[12:18] Gu
    Now what?
[12:21] T
    Um...
[12:22] T
    Inaba-kun's friends?
[12:24] H
    Inaba, what's going on?
[12:28] Y
    Help me!
[12:32] Gu
    That's what you get.
[12:33] Gu
    I feel great.
[12:35] Gi
    Sorry for the wait, everyone.
[12:39] Gi
    The student council has prepared
    something special for you.
[12:46] Gi
    Well, then, please enjoy it!
[12:58] ---
    Who is that?
[13:10] Gu
    Is that... Could it be?
[13:13] Gu
    Chiaki-sensei?
[13:37] Y
    Chiaki's a great singer!
[13:39] Y
    He's as good as a pro!
[13:41] A
    So cool!
[13:43] A
    It's thanks to everyone...
[14:00] Y
    That's our cue.
[14:02] Y
    Let's go, Fool.
[14:03] F
    Yes, master!
[14:04] F
    The Tower, Ithaqua!
[14:09] A
    They're all getting excited!
[14:11] ---
    Let's keep it going.
[14:12] A
    Judgment, Brondis!
[14:15] A
    Wheel of Fortune, Norn!
[14:17] Gi
    Why do we have to do this?
[14:19] Gi
    I want to tell fortunes.
[14:21] Gi
    I hate physical labor!
[14:26] F
    Are you all right, master?
[14:28] T
    Yeah.
[14:29] T
    Chiaki's amazing, though!
[14:32] H
    Yeah.
[14:33] H
    I didn't know fascinating people
    that way was possible.
[14:36] A
    It's practically a type of magic power.
[14:38] H
    Magic power?
[14:40] A
    Yeah.
[14:41] A
    A genius superman,
[14:43] A
    with the power to turn yourself into
    something different than usual.
[14:47] A
    People with that power just seem
    different than everyone else.
[14:52] A
    So they fascinate others, no matter what.
[14:56] A
    You could call it charisma.
[14:57] Y
    Charisma...
[15:00] Y
    She may be right.
[15:04] H
    The world is a big place.
[15:08] Gu
    Chiaki! Chiaki!
[15:11] Gu
    Wow!
[15:38] F
    Now, master...
[15:39] F
    Time for the second song.
[15:41] Y
    Yeah, I'm on it.
[15:42] Y
    The Empress, Merower!
[16:01] Y
    Yes!
[16:02] A
    Great work, Yushi-kun.
[16:06] H
    Okay, enjoy the rest.
[16:08] Y
    Where are you going?
[16:10] H
    I have work.
[16:13] Gu
    How come they're still doing it,
    after we broke it?
[16:16] Gu
    Let's break it again.
[16:18] Gu
    Yeah!
[16:19] H
    I knew you'd come.
[16:22] R
    There are always kids like that!
[16:24] R
    Kids who put their energy
    into spoiling others' fun.
[16:28] Gu
    What a miserable way to spend your youth.
[16:30] Gu
    Poor guys.
[16:31] Gu
    What?!
[16:32] Gu
    You're picking a fight with us?
[16:34] Gu
    Wanna get killed?
[16:35] H
    Sorry, but my friend is hard at work now.
[16:39] H
    I won't let you through!
[16:41] Gu
    I'll show you!
[16:45] R
    Nice!
[16:46] Gu
    Okay, let's go, too.
[17:47] Gu
    Encore! Encore! Encore!
[17:51] Gi
    This concludes the culture fair.
[17:52] Gu
    Encore!
[17:53] Gu
    JTB Culture Fair
[17:54] Gu
    Encore! Encore!
[17:54] Gi
    Everyone, let's give Chiaki-sensei
    a round of applause!
[17:59] Gi
    No! No! Encore!
[18:01] Gi
    One more song!
[18:02] Gu
    Chiaki's amazing!
[18:03] Gu
    I want to hear more!
[18:06] R
    Looks like they're all done.
[18:12] Gu
    If you still rely on this stuff,
    you've got a lot to learn.
[18:15] Gu
    This is the only thing a man needs to fight.
[18:24] Gu
    Good work, Inaba.
[18:28] Gu
    Give me a break.
[18:30] Gi
    Thank you, Chiaki-sensei.
[18:33] Gu
    This is the last time,
    student council president.
[18:35] Gi
    Of course.
[18:36] Gi
    Oh, right.
[18:38] Gi
    We have to thank Inaba-kun's friends.
[18:41] Gi
    Um...
[18:43] Gi
    Where did they go?
[18:45] Y
    I'll tell them.
[18:47] Gi
    Will you?
[18:48] Gi
    They're handy to have around, aren't they?
[18:51] Y
    Yeah, they sure are!
SIGN    JTB Big Culture Fair
[18:57] Y
    I'm here, everyone!
[18:59] Y
    Huh?
[19:01] A
    Yeah, it's over.
[19:03] R
    Too bad.
[19:04] Gu
    You're late...
[19:06] Gi
    Man, that was fun!
[19:07] Gu
    Truly, that was something to see.
[19:09] Gu
    Let's go home and have a drink!
[19:13] Gu
    What's going on?!
SIGN    JTB Big Culture Fair
SIGN    Fin
[19:18] Gi
    Let me get a photo, Chiaki-sensei!
[19:20] Gi
    A selfie, please!
[19:22] Gu
    Let's go to karaoke!
[19:23] Gu
    Sing again!
[19:25] Gu
    Fine... Fine, so calm down.
[19:27] Y
    After the concert,
[19:29] Y
    everyone's opinion of Chiaki changed.
[19:32] Y
    It was just as the student
    council president wanted.
[19:41] Y
    You're really popular.
[19:42] Gu
    Shut up.
[19:44] Gu
    Jeez, I don't know how Tashiro
[19:46] Gu
    found something that happened six years ago.
[19:49] Gu
    Did you sing at your old school?
[19:52] Gu
    Just once.
[19:53] Gu
    Why didn't you turn her down?
[19:57] Gu
    She got on her knees and begged.
[19:59] Gu
    Please sing at the culture fair!
[20:01] Gu
    Please!
[20:02] Gu
    Until you agree, I will stay like this.
[20:04] Gu
    It was a threat.
[20:07] Y
    That's so manly!
[20:09] GU
    It isn't funny!
[20:12] GU
    It was rough at my last school, too.
[20:15] GU
    "I love you. Please date me."
[20:17] Y
    What's wrong with being popular?
[20:19] Gu
    It was an all-boys' school.
[20:23] Y
    And there was another change.
[20:28] T
    Where should we have Chiaki-chan sing next?
[20:31] T
    The Christmas party?
[20:33] T
    The New Year's party?
[20:35] Y
    Don't go overboard.
[20:38] Gi
    Aoki-sensei, your reading
    today was wonderful!
[20:42] Gi
    Thank you.
[20:43] Gi
    I want to be like you, too.
[20:46] Gi
    Then, let's practice together.
[20:49] Gi
    Okay!
[20:57] Gi
    Aoki started ignoring us.
[21:01] Gi
    Kind of disappointing, huh?
[21:03] Gi
    I thought she was a saint.
[21:05] Gi
    But now, she's ignoring the
    people she can't control?
[21:10] Y
    I guess even Aoki has another side.
[21:12] Gu
    What's wrong with that?
[21:14] Gi
    Chiaki-chan?
[21:16] Gu
    I'm relieved to see a part of her is human.
[21:19] Y
    Yeah.
[21:21] Y
    Second semester,
[21:23] Y
    in which I met JTB's two famous teachers,
    Chiaki and Aoki, ended all right.
[21:28] Gu
    December's the running month, chirp!
[21:30] Gu
    Teachers run, chirp!
[21:32] Gu
    It's monks that run, chirp!
[21:33] Gu
    Which is it, chirp?
[21:37] ---
    Chirpity-chirp! Chirp!
[23:10] Gu
    Hey, what future waits for us?
[23:15] Gu
    Hmph, asking that isn't like you.
[23:17] Gu
    Everyone... Eat. Drink.
[23:19] Gu
    Have a ton of fun!
[23:20] Gu
    This will never change!
[23:25] Gu
    Right?
[23:26] Gu
    Next time, the final episode:
[23:29] Gu
    Elegant Yokai Apartment Life.
SIGN    Twenty-sixth Haunting Elegant Yokai Apartment Life
[23:32] Gu
    The Yokai Apartments really are the best!

26 - Elegant Yokai Apartment Life

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SIGN    Reservations Open for Christmas Cake
    Cake Delivery (Frozen) Until 12/13
[00:04] Gu
    This stuff goes over there!
[00:05] Gu
    Hurry!
SIGN    Reservations Open for Christmas Cake
    Cake Delivery (Frozen) Until 12/13
[00:06] Gu
    I'm done sorting here!
[00:08] Gu
    Then, help them over there!
[00:11] Gu
    Right!
[00:12] ---
    Kenzaki Transport
[00:13] Y
    The year's coming to a close,
    and it's the Christmas season.
[00:17] Y
    But it's also the season
    for making money at work.
SIGN     This Way Up
SIGN     This Way Up
[00:29] Gu
    Are you okay?
[00:30] Gu
    S-Sorry.
SIGN     This Way Up
[00:32] Gu
    This sticker means the package
    should be upright at all times.
[00:35] Gu
    Be careful.
[00:37] Gu
    Oh, really?
[00:40] Gu
    If you don't know what something means, ask.
[00:43] Gu
    S-Sure!
[00:46] Gu
    They're starting to sound like veterans.
[00:50] Gu
    Until just recently, they were green.
[00:53] Gu
    You're right.
SIGN    Twenty-sixth Haunting
    Elegant Yokai Apartment Life
[02:44] Y
    Christmas, huh?
[02:46] Y
    Guess it's almost the end of the year, huh?
[02:54] Gi
    Sorry!
[02:57] Y
    Yumi!
[02:58] Gi
    Yushi-kun?
[02:59] Gi
    It's been forever!
[03:02] Gu
    Hi, Yushi.
[03:03] Gu
    You look very well.
[03:05] Y
    George, too?
[03:06] Y
    Hey, there...
[03:08] Y
    Wait, why are you two dressed like that?
[03:12] Gi
    We're off to a Christmas party!
[03:16] Gi
    George and I were chosen to be the Santas.
[03:19] Gi
    Well? Do I look good?
[03:22] Gu
    Oh, very cute, Yumi.
[03:25] Gi
    Thank you, George.
[03:29] Gi
    So, then, see you later, Yushi-kun!
[03:32] Gi
    George, let's go!
[03:34] Gu
    Okay, Yumi.
[03:36] Gu
    Bye, Yushi.
[03:38] Y
    B-Bye!
[03:44] Y
    Yumi's so friendly with
    George and his circle now.
[03:49] Y
    Maybe too friendly.
[03:53] Y
    Thank you!
[04:06] Y
    Takenaka?
[04:08] Y
    What is he doing here?
[04:13] Y
    Hey, Takenaka!
[04:15] Y
    Once you're done there, come in here!
[04:17] Y
    Stop slacking!
[04:18] Y
    O-Okay.
[04:19] Y
    Here.
[04:22] Y
    After you drink it, back to work.
[04:25] Y
    Yes, sir.
[04:29] Y
    It was up to them, alone, to quit being thugs.
[04:33] Y
    Maybe it was all fated, from the start.
[04:50] Y
    Everyone is working hard.
[04:52] Y
    I need to work hard, too...
[04:55] Y
    To qualify as a government employee!
[04:57] F
    Master, I would prefer if you said, "As a mage."
[05:02] Y
    Ain't happening.
[05:03] Gi
    Who are you talking to, Yu-kun?
[05:13] Y
    Eri-chan?
[05:14] Y
    What are you doing here?
[05:15] Gi
    That's my line.
[05:17] Gi
    I was just out shopping for a bit.
[05:19] Gi
    Why did I have to run into you?
[05:21] Gi
    You won't come home for New
    Year's or Christmas, right?
[05:26] Gi
    What are you thinking?
[05:27] Y
    Uh, well...
[05:29] Y
    As you can see, work keeps me really busy.
[05:32] Y
    I told your mom and dad I'd be
    home for spring break, but...
[05:37] Y
    Was that a problem?
[05:38] E
    I-It isn't a problem, but...
[05:42] E
    Jeez, forget it!
[05:47] Y
    What was that?
[05:49] F
    Who can say?
[05:56] Y
    And time passed... And New Year's Eve arrived.
[06:00] H
    Go!
[06:03] R
    Way to go, Hase-kun.
[06:05] R
    Have experience with this?
[06:06] H
    No... It's my first time.
[06:08] Y
    You're looking pretty good, though.
[06:11] Y
    But what about me?
[06:14] H
    It's the same as... a golf swing!
[06:17] Y
    Damn it, you bourgeois swine!
[06:19] H
    It's a talent.
[06:21] Y
    I'll crush you!
[06:22] H
    Bring it!
[06:24] R
    They're a good pair...
[06:42] A
    Hot pot is the best part of winter!
[06:44] Y
    It's so good!
[06:46] H
    It warms you up...
[06:48] H
    Right down to your bones.
[06:50] H
    Here, say, "Ahhh."
[06:52] ---
    Ahhh...
[06:53] Gu
    This is really good!
[06:56] Gu
    Especially, the meat.
[07:01] Gu
    I can feel warmth spreading
    throughout my entire body.
[07:05] Gu
    Tonight, we will drink good sake again, as well.
[07:09] Gi
    Ruriko-san, more beer!
[07:16] Gu
    Are there any bad kids here?
[07:19] Gu
    Are there any bad kids here?
[07:20] Y
    The oni?!
[07:21] H
    They're namahage oni!
[07:22] A
    Those are real.
[07:23] Y
    Huh? Seriously?!
[07:25] Gu
    Are there any bad kids here?
[07:28] H
    Oh, no... They're seriously real!
[07:30] H
    Scary.
[07:34] Gu
    Hot pot... Japanese food.
[07:36] Gu
    Let me have some!
[07:40] Gu
    Are you the bad kid?!
[07:54] A
    Cheers!
[08:10] A
    Happy New Year!
[08:13] A
    Welcome to the new year!
[08:15] H
    They'll keep partying a while longer, yeah?
[08:18] Y
    It's New Year's, after all.
[08:20] Y
    We have to put Kuri to bed.
[08:31] Y
    There isn't enough snow to play in, huh?
[08:33] H
    If it snows again, there might be enough.
[08:39] A
    There's snow.
[08:42] A
    Next to the waterfall, the landlord
    opened a hole to the tundra.
[08:46] A
    After New Year's, everyone will go play there!
[08:49] A
    The tundra?
[09:08] A
    Wow...
[09:09] H
    It's pure-white.
[09:18] H
    This is fun!
[09:25] H
    Go, Kuri...
[09:26] H
    Show Mommy who's boss!
[09:29] Y
    I'll get you!
[09:32] Y
    Wait, wait!
[09:35] H
    What is that?
[09:36] Y
    What's going on?
[09:40] Y
    Snow huts?
[09:41] Y
    Who made them?
[09:44] F
    Are these the snow huts of time?
[09:47] Y
    Of time?
[09:48] Y
    What are they?
[09:49] F
    Mysterious snow huts, appearing
    between New Year's Eve
[09:54] F
    and dawn of the year's first day.
[09:57] F
    They say that if you enter,
    you can see the past and future.
[10:02] F
    A strong wish lets one who enters
    to see related pasts and futures.
[10:07] Y
    Pasts and futures?
[10:08] F
    Indeed...
[10:10] F
    Perhaps your powerful spiritual
    energy attracted them to us.
[10:15] F
    So impressive!
[10:18] F
    Master, you jerk!
[10:21] H
    Snow huts of time... Sounds fun.
[10:24] Y
    I mean, don't we have to take a look?
[10:32] Y
    What is this?
[10:33] Gu
    How do you like it?
[10:34] Gu
    Pretty classy, huh?
[10:36] H
    Y-Yeah...
[10:38] H
    Hey, isn't that you?
[10:52] Y
    That was the first time I came
    to the Yokai Apartments!
[10:56] Y
    Oh, yeah. I get food, too.
[10:59] Y
    I wonder how it is.
[11:02] A
    This way, Yushi-kun.
[11:04] Y
    Coming!
[11:09] Y
    I knew it!
[11:11] Y
    We really are in the past!
[11:13] Y
    Wow!
[11:16] Y
    Kuri? Huh?
[11:19] H
    Two... Kuris?
[11:22] Y
    I see.
[11:23] Y
    Then, you're the past Kuri?
[11:29] Y
    We're back.
[11:32] F
    When someone from the past
    realizes you are from the future,
[11:36] F
    you will be sent back!
[11:39] F
    Be careful!
[11:42] Y
    Hey, Kuri!
[11:51] Y
    Is that Oda Nobunaga-san?!
[11:54] Gu
    What?
[11:55] Gu
    Someone else from the future?
[11:57] Gu
    I'm sick of it...
[11:59] Gu
    All these people just keep coming!
[12:04] Gu
    Leave!
[12:05] Gu
    Please... Leave!
[12:12] H
    What was that?
[12:14] Y
    Enough with the past...
[12:15] Y
    Let's go see the future!
[12:17] H
    The future?
[12:18] Y
    Yeah! My future!
[12:21] Y
    Show me my future...
[12:23] Y
    The one in which I work for the government!
[12:29] H
    Looks like we're in Las Vegas.
[12:31] Y
    Las Vegas?
[12:33] Y
    What am I doing here?
[12:35] Y
    Some kind of departmental trip?
[12:43] Y
    Th-That's... my future self?
[13:02] Y
    What's happened to my future self?
[13:05] H
    Inaba... Look.
[13:08] Gu
    Yushi, lend me some chips!
[13:12] Y
    Cut it out, Furuhonya-san.
[13:15] Gu
    Come on...
[13:17] Gu
    Aren't we traveling the world together?
[13:20] Y
    Now, I'm regretting that a little, though.
[13:23] Gu
    Don't say that, Yushi-sama!
[13:26] Y
    Wh-Why?
[13:28] Y
    What about my dream of government work?
[13:30] H
    It's a great future...
[13:32] H
    Traveling the world.
[13:34] Y
    No!
[13:37] Gu
    What are you doing here?
[13:41] Gu
    Well, whatever.
[13:42] Gu
    Lend me some cash!
[13:48] H
    Furuhonya-san doesn't change, huh?
[13:51] Y
    No... That has to be some kind of mistake.
[13:56] H
    All right! My turn next!
[13:59] H
    Follow me, future traveler!
[14:01] H
    Shut up!
[14:04] T
    Today, at noon, you have lunch with the
    Federation of Economic Organizations.
[14:07] T
    And then, at 2:00, a presentation from R&D.
[14:11] T
    At 17:30, you leave Narita on your trip
    to examine the European markets.
[14:17] H
    Got it. Thanks.
[14:19] Y
    That's the future you?
[14:21] H
    Way to go, me.
[14:22] Y
    That's kind of upsetting!
[14:24] ---
    Also, sir, I'd like to confirm
    the details of the recent transaction.
[14:26] Y
    Wait, this voice... Tashiro?
[14:29] H
    I'll leave it to you.
[14:31] H
    Your information is never wrong.
[14:34] T
    Understood.
[14:35] T
    Leave everything to me.
[14:39] F
    It appears Hase-sama has gotten
    the future he wanted.
[14:43] F
    Splendid.
[14:45] H
    Of course.
[14:46] Y
    I can't accept this!
[14:53] Y
    Why only Hase?
[14:54] Y
    I should have an ideal future, too!
SIGN    Popular Novelist-Adventurer!
    Yushi Inaba: Autograph Session
[15:00] Gi
    I'm looking forward to your
    next book, Inaba-sensei!
[15:03] Y
    Thank you.
[15:05] Gi
    Inaba-sensei! Die with me!
[15:12] Y
    Glad it was a hardcover...
[15:15] Y
    This isn't right, either!
[15:18] Y
    We're back at the Yokai Apartments?
[15:22] F
    Hmm, this isn't the future.
    It is a parallel world.
[15:28] Y
    Is that even possible?
[15:37] H
    Kuri!
[15:42] H
    K-Kuri!
[15:45] H
    What's going on?
[15:47] F
    This is a dimensional rift.
[15:50] Y
    A dimensional rift?
[15:51] F
    We have been caught in the flow of time!
[15:54] F
    At this rate, we shall never be
    able to return to our world.
[15:58] Y
    What?
[16:01] Y
    Hase... Kuri!
[16:02] Y
    I... I can't let it end here!
[16:05] Y
    We have a future!
[16:07] Y
    I just saw it!
[16:11] Y
    We're going back to the apartment.
[16:13] Y
    I'm going to save Hase and Kuri!
[16:15] Y
    That is what I should do now.
[16:18] F
    Master, there should be an
    escape path, somewhere,
[16:23] F
    if you can only find it.
[16:25] Y
    Somewhere, there's a path.
[16:27] Y
    The Sun,
[16:28] Y
    Ignis Fatuus!
[16:33] Y
    Light our path!
[16:39] Y
    It didn't work?
[16:40] F
    N-No!
[16:54] H
    Inaba, over there!
[16:56] Y
    Got it!
[16:57] Y
    The Chariot, Hippogriff!
[17:06] F
    The proud Hippogriff is
    allowing humans to ride it?
[17:09] F
    Way to go, master!
[17:13] Y
    We're going back to where everyone is...
[17:16] Y
    To the Yokai Apartments!
[17:18] Y
    Please, Hippogriff!
[17:20] Y
    Take us back to our world!
[17:25] Y
    Everyone...
[17:34] H
    Wh-Where are we?
[17:38] H
    We're saved!
[17:42] Gu
    Yushi-kun...
[17:43] Y
    Ryu-san!
[17:45] A
    Yushi-kun!
[17:46] A
    Everyone, we found them!
[17:49] R
    I'm so glad...
[17:51] R
    Everyone appears to be safe.
[17:52] Gu
    Jeez, don't start the new
    year by causing trouble.
[17:56] Y
    You were all... looking for us?
[18:03] Y
    I feel alive again!
[18:07] Gu
    The snow huts of time, hmm?
[18:09] Gu
    That's a rare thing you found!
[18:13] H
    You protected Hase-kun and
    Kuri. And you returned.
[18:16] H
    Well done, Yushi-kun.
[18:19] Y
    Not at all.
[18:20] Gu
    But that experience was valuable.
[18:23] Gu
    What you saw wasn't
    the real future, specifically.
[18:27] Gu
    It was a possible future.
[18:29] H
    A possible future?
[18:31] Y
    Yes.
[18:32] Y
    A future that might come to be.
[18:34] Y
    None of them is the real future.
[18:36] Y
    Your choices make your future.
[18:40] R
    That's why you need to make
    choices you won't regret.
[18:44] R
    Because it's your future, and yours alone.
[18:48] Y
    Your future, alone.
[18:51] Y
    I see...
[18:53] Y
    We have infinite futures.
[18:56] Y
    Infinite possibilities!
[18:58] H
    That's right.
[18:59] H
    I'd hope so...
[19:01] H
    That wasn't the future I want.
[19:04] Y
    You want even more? That's just like you.
[19:08] H
    I guess so.
[19:09] H
    Also, I can't imagine a future without you.
[19:13] Y
    R-Right...
[19:15] Y
    Thanks.
[19:17] Gu
    Well? What future did you see, Yushi?
[19:20] Gu
    Right, right.
[19:21] Gu
    I'm so curious!
[19:23] Gu
    Tell us... Come on.
[19:26] Y
    Well,
[19:28] Y
    I was in the snow hut, relaxing with everyone!
[19:33] Gu
    The sun's risen.
[19:39] Gu
    It's so pretty...
[19:40] Gi
    Really.
[19:42] Gi
    It's so pretty!
[19:45] Y
    M-Mariko-san, cover yourself!
[19:48] Gi
    I forgot my towel!
[19:52] Gu
    Okay! Let's start the new year off right!
[19:55] Gu
    Ready?
[19:57] Gu
    Cheers!
[19:59] Gu
    Yes!
[20:01] Gu
    Banzai! Banzai! Banzai!
[20:09] Gu
    Partying in the new year,
    alongside those I love.
[20:12] Gu
    This is the future I choose.
[20:15] Gu
    This year, let's take it easy.
[20:18] Y
    Yeah!
[20:25] T
    Morning!
[20:26] T
    How was your New Year's, Inaba?
[20:29] Y
    It was great!
[20:32] Gi
    Wow, I'm really curious!
[20:34] Gi
    Oh, what happened?
[20:36] Y
    What happened?
[20:37] T
    I'm so excited... I'm so excited...
[20:42] Gu
    Looks like you're having fun, Inaba.
[20:45] Y
    I guess I am.
[20:54] Y
    I've made many choices,
[20:57] Y
    and seen many different karmas.
[21:00] Y
    What other encounters will I have?
[21:04] Y
    What future awaits me?
[21:09] Y
    When I think about it,
[21:10] Y
    I get really excited.
[21:15] Y
    That's right.
[21:16] Y
    Just like the first day I came
    to the Yokai Apartments.
[21:24] Gu
    It's always so lively here, chirp.
[21:27] Gu
    And it will always stay that way, chirp!
[21:29] Gu
    That's the elegant Yokai
    Apartment life, chirp!
[21:34] ---
    Chirp! Chirp! Chirp!
[21:36] ---
    Chirpity-chirp! Chirp!