2 - Super Cool Space Girl

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SIGN    Super Cool Space Girl
SIGN    Shirobori Middle School
[01:42] Crowd
    Wow!
[01:45] Teacher
    All right, switch!
[01:49] Shizu
    Your tennis club skills
    are definitely showing, Misuzu.
[01:51] Toku
    A normal middle-schooler wouldn't
    have been able to get that.
[01:54] Misuzu
    That was an average volley for someone
    who's played tennis for twelve months.
[01:58] Toku
    What the heck? That's hilarious, Misuzu.
[02:05] Toku
    Hey, those guys keep staring
    at Misuzu. Those pervs.
[02:15] Shizu
    Do you know Kokonose-kun, Misuzu?
[02:18] Misuzu
    Why do you ask?
[02:19] Shizu
    Your eyes just met.
[02:21] Misuzu
    I was just looking at him,
[02:23] Misuzu
    hoping he'd disappear without a trace.
[02:27] Shizu
    What the heck?
[02:31] Chuta
    Is she laughing at me?
[02:34] Chuta
    That's really annoying...
[02:38] (Flashback) Chuta
    Misuzu Sonokata? Why...
[02:42] (Flashback) Laine
    She's also an employee here.
[02:44] (Flashback) Laine
    I had her observing you for a while.
[02:47] (Flashback) Chuta
    She's... She was observing me?
[02:50] (Flashback) Misuzu
    Chief, I'm still against this.
[02:54] (Flashback) Misuzu
    As I reported earlier, he is
    not qualified to be a police officer.
[02:58] (Flashback) Laine
    Yes, well...
[02:59] (Flashback) Laine
    The reason he was talking to himself
    ended up being because of a Monitalien.
[03:02] (Flashback) Laine
    He wasn't suffering from delusions after all.
[03:04] (Flashback) Misuzu
    No. There is a much more
    pressing problem at hand.
[03:07] (Flashback) Misuzu
    Above all...
[03:09] (Flashback) Misuzu
    Chuta Kokonose is a pervert.
[03:11] (Flashback) Misuzu
    He is extremely perverted.
[03:13] (Flashback) Misuzu
    I suspect that his daily life is
    filled with perversion.
[03:16] (Flashback) Misuzu
    And it is not something slightly endearing
     that will end once he hits puberty—
[03:19] (Flashback) Laine
    Well, anyway, do your best,
    just like Misuzu and Chips in Division 2.
[03:25] (Flashback) Chuta
    Right...
[03:27] Chuta
    To think that Sonokata was also
    a member of the Space Police...
[03:30] Tateyan
    Isn't it great? Girl's tennis.
[03:34] Chuta
    Tateyan?
[03:35] Tateyan
    I wanna go over there, too.
[03:38] Chuta
    He doesn't remember what
    happened back then...
[03:44] Chuta
    Come to think of it, everything that
    happened yesterday was unbelievable.
[03:49] Chuta
    Wait, I think I'm forgetting about
    the most unbelievable thing...
[03:53] Dolugh
    Misuzu hates you, Chuta.
[03:57] Chuta
    There it is! That weird thing!
[03:58] Tateyan
    What's wrong, Chuta?
    Are you talking to yourself again?
[04:00] Chuta
    Huh?
[04:01] Chuta
    Oh, y-y-y-y-yeah!
[04:04] Chuta
    It's nothing, so don't worry about it.
[04:05] Voice
    It's heading your way!
[04:13] Tateyan
    Hey, are you okay, Chuta?
[04:17] Nurse
    I'm going to head out for a bit,
[04:19] Nurse
    but make sure you get some rest.
[04:21] Chuta
    Yes, ma'am...
[04:26] Chuta
    She left.
[04:27] Dolugh
    Yeah, she did.
[04:29] Chuta
    You're still stuck to me?
[04:32] Dolugh
    Apparently I was exhausted and fell asleep.
[04:34] Dolugh
    Materializing into this form uses
    an unimaginable amount of energy.
[04:39] Chuta
    What are you talking about?!
[04:40] Chuta
    To think that the voice belonged
    to something as weird as you!
[04:43] Chuta
    What the heck are you, anyway?
[04:45] Dolugh
    A fourth generation Monitalien.
SIGN    Fourth Generation Monitalien. 
    Water Planet Support-Type Dolughbritt Type 390
[04:47] Dolugh
    A water planet support-type
    Dolughbritt type 390.
[04:51] Chuta
    Your name is too long!
    Dolugh should be enough.
[04:56] Dolugh
    Dolugh?!
[04:58] Dolugh
    Dolugh! Dol-Dol-Dol-Dolugh!
[05:01] Dolugh
    Dolugh!
[05:04] Dolugh
    I like it.
[05:07] Chuta
    Come to think of it...
[05:09] Chuta
    That embarrassing failure back then...
[05:11] Chuta
    That embarrassing experience that one time...
[05:13] Chuta
    It's all your fault! Give me back my youth!
[05:16] Dolugh
    Age-wise, your youth is just beginning.
[05:19] Chuta
    Don't lecture me about that! Just get out!
[05:23] Dolugh
    I wouldn't do that, Chuta.
[05:25] Chuta
    I can't breathe...
[05:27] Dolugh
    You and I are one. If I'm suffering,
    you will suffer, too.
[05:32] Chuta
    Then how am I supposed to pull you out?!
[05:35] Dolugh
    You can't pull me out unless you die.
[05:37] Chuta
    No!
[05:39] Chuta
    Then I have to live like this forever?
[05:41] Chuta
    I don't need anything other than
    my wiener growing from me!
[05:48] Chuta
    Did she hear me? Or am I safe?
[05:52] Misuzu
    Such vulgar language.
    You really are a pervert.
[05:55] Chuta
    She did hear me!
[05:57] Misuzu
    We need to go to our night shift.
[05:59] Chuta
    Huh? You mean for ēlDLIVE?
[06:01] Misuzu
    What else is there? Or would you rather quit?
[06:05] Chuta
    Huh? I... I can quit?
[06:08] Misuzu
    Of course. You can run away with your tail
    between your legs and not leave a trace.
[06:12] Misuzu
    Actually, you should build up
    the courage to completely disappear.
[06:17] Chuta
    Don't give me that!
[06:19] Chuta
    N-Not to mention, we have classes right now.
[06:22] Misuzu
    Even if I were the president,
     I would show up
[06:25] Misuzu
    for my shift at ēlDLIVE,
    even if it meant missing a summit.
[06:29] Chuta
    That's not very easy to understand.
[06:30] Misuzu
    You lack comprehension skills.
[06:34] Misuzu
    Very well. I will tell the chief that you
    can't make it because of classes.
[06:37] Chuta
    Wha...
[06:41] Chuta
    She's so annoying.
[06:44] Dolugh
    Aren't you going after Misuzu, Chuta?
[06:46] Chuta
    Whoa! Don't suddenly jump out like that!
[06:48] Dolugh
    We're going to be late for ēlDLIVE!
    We're going to be late on our first day.
[06:51] Chuta
    Hang on, Dolugh. Why do you
    want to go that badly?
[06:55] Dolugh
    I'm curious.
[06:56] Chuta
    Huh?
[06:57] Dolugh
    Monitaliens were created
    to gather information.
[07:00] Dolugh
    We are made with a strong
    sense of curiosity.
[07:01] Chuta
    What does that have to do with me?
[07:04] Dolugh
    You're not going, Chuta?
[07:08] Chuta
    I don't really understand the Space Police,
[07:11] Chuta
    but I don't like Sonokata
    mocking me like that.
[07:19] Chuta
    Not to mention, why is it a night shift?
[07:22] Chuta
    It's still the middle of the day.
[07:24] Dolugh
    Yesterday, it was dark out in space.
[07:27] Dolugh
    Maybe space's day and night
     are the opposite of Earth's.
[07:30] Chuta
    True...
[07:33] Chuta
    Huh? Where did Sonokata go?
    I thought she was around here...
[07:39] Chips
    Over here, chu.
[07:42] Chips
    I'm Inspector Chips, chu!
    Hurry up and get in, chu!
[07:48] Chuta
    Where are we?
[07:49] Misuzu
    One of ēlDLIVE's Earth branches.
[07:53] Chuta
    There's, like, nothing here.
[07:55] Misuzu
    It's only here so we can transfer to
    the station without getting detected.
[07:59] Misuzu
    More importantly, are you truly
    going to show up for your shift?
[08:02] Chuta
    Well, y-yeah!
[08:05] Chips
    All right, here we go, chu!
[08:08] Chips
    Changes in the target's particles confirmed.
[08:11] Chips
    Please go ahead with the transfer, chu!
[08:12] Sheronimo
    Leave it to me, shero.
[08:18] Chips
    We were upside down again, chu.
[08:20] Chips
    Come on, Transfer Administrator Sheronimo.
[08:25] Chuta
    Huh? It's pretty quiet today.
[08:28] Chips
    The daytime staff is off right now, chu.
[08:31] Chuta
    I see. So that's why it's the night shift...
[08:36] Laine
    I've been waiting...
[08:38] Laine
    You guys.
[08:39] Chuta
    Huh? Chief Laine?
[08:42] Laine
    Yeah.
[08:44] Laine
    Chuta Kokonose and the Monitalien...
[08:56] Chuta
    Um... uh...
[08:58] Chips
    Chief, no!
[09:00] Chips
    You can't sleep here, chu!
[09:02] Chuta
    When did he fall asleep?
[09:05] Laine
    Chips, stand by on the bridge.
[09:07] Laine
    Misuzu, give Chuta a tour of the bureau.
[09:11] All
    Yoyosa!
[09:11] Chuta
    Yoyosa...
[09:13] Misuzu
    Space Police ēlDLIVE.
[09:15] Misuzu
    Their bureau in this Solar System 
    is this spaceship, the Jeanrenoi-R.
[09:20] Misuzu
    This ship is equipped with advanced technologies
    that the ēl Civilization has to offer,
[09:23] Misuzu
    which we on Earth will eventually
    come to grasp ourselves.
[09:25] Chuta
    I... I see...
[09:27] Misuzu
    There are virus-like translation chips
    operating onboard the ship
[09:31] Misuzu
    and once you breathe them in,
    you are able to talk to all of the aliens here.
[09:36] Misuzu
    This is the sick bay.
    Dr. Isaac is in charge here.
[09:40] Chuta
    Hi...
[09:42] Misuzu
    That's the transfer operations room.
    This is Second Class Officer Sheronimo.
[09:46] Sheronimo
    Nice to meet you, shero.
[09:48] Chuta
    So that's the transfer guy...
[09:50] Misuzu
    This is the interrogation room.
[09:52] Misuzu
    And this is the SPH research office.
[09:55] Chuta
    SP... What?
[09:59] Misuzu
    And this is where we're assigned...
[10:02] Misuzu
    The investigations department.
[10:05] Misuzu
    There are six divisions in
    the investigations department.
[10:07] Misuzu
    You, I, and Investigator Chips
    are assigned to Division 2.
[10:12] Chuta
    Which means there are a lot more
    people besides you and Chips?
[10:16] Misuzu
    Twenty people work in the
     investigations department.
[10:18] Chuta
    That many?
[10:20] Misuzu
    Our boss at Division 2
    is Section Chief Madigan.
[10:23] Misuzu
    He rarely shows his face,
[10:25] Misuzu
    but when he does, it'd be
    in your best interest to run.
[10:27] Chuta
    What the heck?!
[10:29] Misuzu
    And this is the detention center.
[10:32] Chuta
    So it's like the jail?
[10:33] Misuzu
    A temporary one. The Chabrolian
    you captured earlier is in here.
[10:38] Chuta
    Huh?
[10:40] Chuta
    Oh, you're right.
    It's the former Saotome-sensei...
[10:45] Chuta
    Um, so do vicious criminals
    get the death penalty?
[10:49] Misuzu
    Intergalactic law prioritizes rehabilitation.
[10:52] Misuzu
    In most cases, criminals are
    sent to a rehabilitation center.
[10:55] Chuta
    Wow, so even criminals get a second chance.
[10:58] Chuta
    That's a nice system.
[11:01] Misuzu
    What would you know?
[11:03] Chuta
    Huh?
[11:09] Chuta
    Um...
[11:14] Chuta
    Um...
[11:15] Dolugh
    Misuzu's mad.
[11:17] Chuta
    Um... do you mind if I look around
    the bureau by myself a bit?
[11:29] Chuta
    This place is pretty huge.
[11:31] Dolugh
    Misuzu was in a bad mood.
[11:34] Chuta
    Well, Sonokata always seems
     to be mad at me.
[11:38] Dolugh
    And you seem to get angry easily
    when Misuzu's concerned.
[11:41] Chuta
    I don't know why, but whenever I talk
    to Sonokata, I get really annoyed.
[11:46] Chuta
    Maybe... it's because I thought Sonokata
    was cute at first, so when she says mean things...
[11:52] Dolugh
    Chuta.
[11:55] Dolugh
    Where are we?
[11:56] Chuta
    Where? We're in the...
[11:59] Chuta
    Wait a sec...
[12:00] Chuta
    Are we lost?!
SIGN    Misuzu Sonokata
[12:21] Chuta
    Huh? This isn't good...
[12:23] Chuta
    This is just going to make
    Sonokata complain again.
[12:26] System
    This is a Code 7! This is a Code 7!
[12:30] Chuta
    Did I end up someplace weird?
[12:30] System
    A suspect has escaped
    from the detention center!
[12:32] Chuta
    Escaped?!
[12:38] Sheronimo
    Stop!
[12:45] Chuta
    Huh? Wha? What should I do?
[12:46] System
    I repeat, an escaped suspect
    is headed toward B43!
[12:48] Chuta
    Sonokata!
[12:50] Misuzu
    That's where Transfer Room 2 is.
[12:54] Misuzu
    Second Class Officer Sheronimo.
[12:56] Sheronimo
    I'm sorry... The one that escaped
    is the vicious criminal, Dragline.
[13:01] Sheronimo
    He transferred himself, shero.
    He was headed toward Earth, shero.
[13:05] Chuta
    To Earth?
[13:07] Misuzu
    I'll go after him.
[13:07] Chuta
    G-Go after him?
SIGN    Matcha
[13:09] Misuzu
    I'm the only one available right now.
[13:13] Misuzu
    Is the transfer unit still operational?
[13:15] Shero
    I'll give it a try, shero.
[13:17] Dolugh
    You're not gonna go, Chuta?
[13:19] Chuta
    Well, he's a vicious criminal, right?
[13:21] Dolugh
    Misuzu's going, but you're not going to go?
[13:24] Chuta
    Well... I guess I can
    at least find a criminal...
[13:27] Chuta
    I'm sure the other officers
     will come save us in a little while.
[13:31] Misuzu
    Please don't come
    if you're going to be so naïve.
[13:34] Misuzu
    It's like you're a middle schooler.
[13:36] Chuta
    Wha— Of course! I am a middle schooler!
[13:40] Misuzu
    If you will, Second Class Officer Sheronimo.
[13:42] Sheronimo
    Leave it to me, shero.
[13:43] Chuta
    Hey, wait a sec!
[13:45] Sheronimo
    Transfer!
[13:46] Chuta
    Ow!
[13:48] Chuta
    We're upside down again!
    "Leave it to me, shero," my ass...
[13:52] Chuta
    Um, where are we?
[13:54] Misuzu
    Near the local branch.
[13:56] Misuzu
    Apparently he didn't change the coordinates
    from when we headed to the bureau.
[13:59] Chuta
    I wonder where he went...
[14:01] Misuzu
    The alien from Rosenber, Dragline,
[14:04] Misuzu
    was arrested after committing
    three indiscriminate murders.
[14:08] Chuta
    Indiscriminate murders?!
[14:10] Chuta
    So he's headed to the
     crowded shopping district?
[14:12] Misuzu
    No.
[14:13] Misuzu
    Considering his situation,
    the first thing he'd probably think of...
[14:20] Chuta
    Whoa, the local branch!
[14:22] Misuzu
    ...is to take care of any pursuing officers.
[14:26] Misuzu
    Escapee located.
[14:33] Dolugh
    It looks like a crab, Chuta.
[14:35] Chuta
    So gross!
[14:39] Misuzu
    This is ēlDLIVE. Do not try to resist,
     and come quietly.
[14:46] Chuta
    I don't think he's going to listen!
[14:47] Dolugh
    Let's catch him, Chuta.
[14:49] Chuta
    We can't catch that thing!
[14:53] Chuta
    Sonokata!
[14:54] Misuzu
    You have the right to remain silent
    and the right to an attorney.
[15:03] Misuzu
    And...
[15:04] Misuzu
    Anything you say can and will be used
    against you in an intergalactic court of law.
[15:12] Dragline
    Screw your court of law!
    I'm going to kill all I want!
[15:18] Misuzu
    Do you plan on resisting?
[15:21] Dragline
    SPH!
[15:25] Chuta
    He ran away?
[15:26] Misuzu
    He just hiding.
[15:29] Chuta
    I-I'm gonna get killed fighting
    a monster like that unarmed.
[15:33] Dolugh
    I'm here! We arrested that Blob-Blob
    together yesterday, didn't we?
[15:37] Chuta
    Yesterday was just a coincidence!
    I can't do this.
[15:40] Dolugh
    So you're just gonna go back
    to being a pessimist, Chuta?
[15:43] Dolugh
    Yesterday, you affirmed yourself,
    and awakened my powers.
[15:47] Dolugh
    I thought you'd regained your confidence
     and accepted your past.
[15:55] Chuta
    There's no way I can change that easily.
[15:58] Chuta
    Not to mention, it's partially your fault
    that I ended up like this!
[16:02] Chuta
    It's your fault that I ended up saying
    "wiener" in front of Sonokata today.
[16:05] Misuzu
    Please stop saying such vulgar things.
[16:07] Chuta
    Oh, right... Sonokata
    can't hear Dolugh's voice.
[16:12] Misuzu
    But you've made things very clear.
[16:14] Chuta
    Huh?
[16:17] Misuzu
    If you can't fight this vicious criminal,
    you are not fit to be in ēlDLIVE.
[16:21] Misuzu
    Please resign without leaving a trace.
[16:36] Dolugh
    Chuta! An old lady and some dogs
    are coming closer.
[16:41] Old
    Hey, what's wrong?
[16:46] Dragline
    First, I'll get that old hag...
[16:48] Old
    A m-m-monster!
[16:55] Dolugh
    Nice, Chuta!
[16:57] Chuta
    I... I did that without thinking...
[17:00] Dolugh
    It's coming, Chuta!
[17:02] Chuta
    Dolugh, let's sew him up!
[17:04] Dolugh
    Sympathy!
[17:09] Chuta
    He deflected it? No way...
[17:12] Dragline
    Are you messing around?
[17:21] Chuta
    Dolugh!
[17:33] Misuzu
    Escaping, repeatedly resisting, and...
[17:39] Misuzu
    ...attacking civilians.
[17:42] Misuzu
    Confirming that apprehending
    the suspect is proving difficult.
[17:45] Misuzu
    I will perform my duty
    according to regulations.
[17:49] Chuta
    Huh? S-Sonokata?
[17:53] Dolugh
    This smell... It's the nice smell from class.
[18:20] Misuzu
    Here I go.
[18:22] Dragline
    Die, ēlDLIVE!
[18:33] Misuzu
    Please disappear, without a trace.
[18:57] Chuta
    I was in awe...
[19:00] Chuta
    But... Does this mean that
    you killed the criminal?
[19:03] Misuzu
    Of course.
[19:04] Misuzu
    He ignored my warnings and attacked.
[19:09] Dolugh
    Misuzu sounds prickly.
[19:12] Chuta
    More like she's super prickly.
[19:15] Chuta
    We're both middle schoolers, but...
[19:18] Chuta
    ...it's like Misuzu Sonokata is...
[19:22] Chuta
    ....a super cool space girl.
[19:31] Chips
    You okay, Misuzu?
[19:34] Misuzu
    Yes.
[19:35] Guy
    Eliminating an escaped criminal...
    You sure didn't hold back, did you?
[19:38] Misuzu
    Thank you for your hard work.
[19:40] Misuzu
    There is an Earthling who saw the battle,
    so please take the necessary measures.
[19:45] CopA
    Yoyosa!
[19:46] GuyB
    Oh, so you must be the rookie Earthling.
[19:49] Chuta
    Huh? Me?
[19:51] Misuzu
    He's no longer a rookie with us.
[19:54] Misuzu
    Apparently, he wants
    nothing to do with ēlDLIVE.
[19:56] Chuta
    Huh?
[19:57] Old
    Thank you so much. I don't know what
    they would have done if I had died.
[20:04] Chuta
    You're the old lady from earlier...
[20:05] Old
    It's all because you shielded me.
[20:08] Chuta
    Huh? Me?
[20:10] Old
    Yes. You saved my life.
[20:14] Old
    Thank you so much.
[20:17] Chuta
    I-It was nothing...
[20:22] CopA
    That must have been an ordeal, ma'am.
[20:25] CopB
    Please come this way.
[20:34] Dolugh
    Looks like you've accepted
    yourself a little more.
[20:36] Chuta
    Huh?
[20:37] Doluugh
    At the same time, you're accepting
    my existence, so I can tell.
[20:42] Dolugh
    You're already completely different
    from two days ago, Chuta.
[20:45] Chuta
    I don't plan on accepting you, Dolugh.
[20:56] Chuta
    But...
[20:59] Chuta
    It's been a while since I felt like this...
[21:05] Misuzu
    I have to complete my report,
    so I'm returning to the bureau.
[21:08] Misuzu
    You can return to the school if you'd like.
[21:12] Misuzu
    You're quitting, anyway.
[21:14] Chuta
    Hold on a sec! I never said
    I was going to quit!
[21:19] Chuta
    And...
[21:21] Chuta
    If I'm going to quit,
    I'll tell the chief myself!
[21:33] CopA
    You sure ended up at a pretty
    gruesome scene from the get-go.
[21:36] CopA
    Please use this to wipe
    the blood from your face.
[21:39] Chuta
    Blood?
[21:42] Chuta
    Green?
[21:45] Chuta
    B-B-B-B-B....
[21:46] Chuta
    Blood!
[21:50] Chuta
    I think I'm going to have to exclude crab
    from my favorite foods for a while...
[23:25] Laine
    Hey, Super Cool Space Girl.
[23:27] Girl
    Great job, Super Cool Space Girl.
[23:30] Misuzu
    Officer Kokonose, because of you,
    I ended up with a strange nickname.
[23:34] Chuta
    S-Sorry...
[23:35] Dolugh
    Next time on ēlDLIVE,
SIGN    Next Time
    After the Shoplifter!
[23:36] Dolugh
    "After the Shoplifter!"
[23:37] Misuzu
    Please disappear, without a trace.