# 2 - Super Cool Space Girl
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***SIGN*** Super Cool Space Girl
***SIGN*** Shirobori Middle School
**[01:42] Crowd**
Wow!
**[01:45] Teacher**
All right, switch!
**[01:49] Shizu**
Your tennis club skills
are definitely showing, Misuzu.
**[01:51] Toku**
A normal middle-schooler wouldn't
have been able to get that.
**[01:54] Misuzu**
That was an average volley for someone
who's played tennis for twelve months.
**[01:58] Toku**
What the heck? That's hilarious, Misuzu.
**[02:05] Toku**
Hey, those guys keep staring
at Misuzu. Those pervs.
**[02:15] Shizu**
Do you know Kokonose-kun, Misuzu?
**[02:18] Misuzu**
Why do you ask?
**[02:19] Shizu**
Your eyes just met.
**[02:21] Misuzu**
I was just looking at him,
**[02:23] Misuzu**
hoping he'd disappear without a trace.
**[02:27] Shizu**
What the heck?
**[02:31] Chuta**
Is she laughing at me?
**[02:34] Chuta**
That's really annoying...
**[02:38] (Flashback) Chuta**
Misuzu Sonokata? Why...
**[02:42] (Flashback) Laine**
She's also an employee here.
**[02:44] (Flashback) Laine**
I had her observing you for a while.
**[02:47] (Flashback) Chuta**
She's... She was observing me?
**[02:50] (Flashback) Misuzu**
Chief, I'm still against this.
**[02:54] (Flashback) Misuzu**
As I reported earlier, he is
not qualified to be a police officer.
**[02:58] (Flashback) Laine**
Yes, well...
**[02:59] (Flashback) Laine**
The reason he was talking to himself
ended up being because of a Monitalien.
**[03:02] (Flashback) Laine**
He wasn't suffering from delusions after all.
**[03:04] (Flashback) Misuzu**
No. There is a much more
pressing problem at hand.
**[03:07] (Flashback) Misuzu**
Above all...
**[03:09] (Flashback) Misuzu**
Chuta Kokonose is a pervert.
**[03:11] (Flashback) Misuzu**
He is extremely perverted.
**[03:13] (Flashback) Misuzu**
I suspect that his daily life is
filled with perversion.
**[03:16] (Flashback) Misuzu**
And it is not something slightly endearing
that will end once he hits puberty—
**[03:19] (Flashback) Laine**
Well, anyway, do your best,
just like Misuzu and Chips in Division 2.
**[03:25] (Flashback) Chuta**
Right...
**[03:27] Chuta**
To think that Sonokata was also
a member of the Space Police...
**[03:30] Tateyan**
Isn't it great? Girl's tennis.
**[03:34] Chuta**
Tateyan?
**[03:35] Tateyan**
I wanna go over there, too.
**[03:38] Chuta**
* He doesn't remember what*
* happened back then...*
**[03:44] Chuta**
* Come to think of it, everything that*
* happened yesterday was unbelievable.*
**[03:49] Chuta**
* Wait, I think I'm forgetting about*
* the most unbelievable thing...*
**[03:53] Dolugh**
Misuzu hates you, Chuta.
**[03:57] Chuta**
There it is! That weird thing!
**[03:58] Tateyan**
What's wrong, Chuta?
Are you talking to yourself again?
**[04:00] Chuta**
Huh?
**[04:01] Chuta**
Oh, y-y-y-y-yeah!
**[04:04] Chuta**
It's nothing, so don't worry about it.
**[04:05] Voice**
It's heading your way!
**[04:13] Tateyan**
Hey, are you okay, Chuta?
**[04:17] Nurse**
I'm going to head out for a bit,
**[04:19] Nurse**
but make sure you get some rest.
**[04:21] Chuta**
Yes, ma'am...
**[04:26] Chuta**
She left.
**[04:27] Dolugh**
Yeah, she did.
**[04:29] Chuta**
You're still stuck to me?
**[04:32] Dolugh**
Apparently I was exhausted and fell asleep.
**[04:34] Dolugh**
Materializing into this form uses
an unimaginable amount of energy.
**[04:39] Chuta**
What are you talking about?!
**[04:40] Chuta**
To think that the voice belonged
to something as weird as you!
**[04:43] Chuta**
What the heck are you, anyway?
**[04:45] Dolugh**
A fourth generation Monitalien.
***SIGN*** Fourth Generation Monitalien.
Water Planet Support-Type Dolughbritt Type 390
**[04:47] Dolugh**
A water planet support-type
Dolughbritt type 390.
**[04:51] Chuta**
Your name is too long!
Dolugh should be enough.
**[04:56] Dolugh**
Dolugh?!
**[04:58] Dolugh**
Dolugh! Dol-Dol-Dol-Dolugh!
**[05:01] Dolugh**
Dolugh!
**[05:04] Dolugh**
I like it.
**[05:07] Chuta**
Come to think of it...
**[05:09] Chuta**
That embarrassing failure back then...
**[05:11] Chuta**
That embarrassing experience that one time...
**[05:13] Chuta**
It's all your fault! Give me back my youth!
**[05:16] Dolugh**
Age-wise, your youth is just beginning.
**[05:19] Chuta**
Don't lecture me about that! Just get out!
**[05:23] Dolugh**
I wouldn't do that, Chuta.
**[05:25] Chuta**
I can't breathe...
**[05:27] Dolugh**
You and I are one. If I'm suffering,
you will suffer, too.
**[05:32] Chuta**
Then how am I supposed to pull you out?!
**[05:35] Dolugh**
You can't pull me out unless you die.
**[05:37] Chuta**
No!
**[05:39] Chuta**
Then I have to live like this forever?
**[05:41] Chuta**
I don't need anything other than
my wiener growing from me!
**[05:48] Chuta**
Did she hear me? Or am I safe?
**[05:52] Misuzu**
Such vulgar language.
You really are a pervert.
**[05:55] Chuta**
She did hear me!
**[05:57] Misuzu**
We need to go to our night shift.
**[05:59] Chuta**
Huh? You mean for ēlDLIVE?
**[06:01] Misuzu**
What else is there? Or would you rather quit?
**[06:05] Chuta**
Huh? I... I can quit?
**[06:08] Misuzu**
Of course. You can run away with your tail
between your legs and not leave a trace.
**[06:12] Misuzu**
Actually, you should build up
the courage to completely disappear.
**[06:17] Chuta**
Don't give me that!
**[06:19] Chuta**
N-Not to mention, we have classes right now.
**[06:22] Misuzu**
Even if I were the president,
I would show up
**[06:25] Misuzu**
for my shift at ēlDLIVE,
even if it meant missing a summit.
**[06:29] Chuta**
That's not very easy to understand.
**[06:30] Misuzu**
You lack comprehension skills.
**[06:34] Misuzu**
Very well. I will tell the chief that you
can't make it because of classes.
**[06:37] Chuta**
Wha...
**[06:41] Chuta**
She's so annoying.
**[06:44] Dolugh**
Aren't you going after Misuzu, Chuta?
**[06:46] Chuta**
Whoa! Don't suddenly jump out like that!
**[06:48] Dolugh**
We're going to be late for ēlDLIVE!
We're going to be late on our first day.
**[06:51] Chuta**
Hang on, Dolugh. Why do you
want to go that badly?
**[06:55] Dolugh**
I'm curious.
**[06:56] Chuta**
Huh?
**[06:57] Dolugh**
Monitaliens were created
to gather information.
**[07:00] Dolugh**
We are made with a strong
sense of curiosity.
**[07:01] Chuta**
What does that have to do with me?
**[07:04] Dolugh**
You're not going, Chuta?
**[07:08] Chuta**
I don't really understand the Space Police,
**[07:11] Chuta**
but I don't like Sonokata
mocking me like that.
**[07:19] Chuta**
Not to mention, why is it a night shift?
**[07:22] Chuta**
It's still the middle of the day.
**[07:24] Dolugh**
Yesterday, it was dark out in space.
**[07:27] Dolugh**
Maybe space's day and night
are the opposite of Earth's.
**[07:30] Chuta**
True...
**[07:33] Chuta**
Huh? Where did Sonokata go?
I thought she was around here...
**[07:39] Chips**
Over here, chu.
**[07:42] Chips**
I'm Inspector Chips, chu!
Hurry up and get in, chu!
**[07:48] Chuta**
Where are we?
**[07:49] Misuzu**
One of ēlDLIVE's Earth branches.
**[07:53] Chuta**
There's, like, nothing here.
**[07:55] Misuzu**
It's only here so we can transfer to
the station without getting detected.
**[07:59] Misuzu**
More importantly, are you truly
going to show up for your shift?
**[08:02] Chuta**
Well, y-yeah!
**[08:05] Chips**
All right, here we go, chu!
**[08:08] Chips**
Changes in the target's particles confirmed.
**[08:11] Chips**
Please go ahead with the transfer, chu!
**[08:12] Sheronimo**
Leave it to me, shero.
**[08:18] Chips**
We were upside down again, chu.
**[08:20] Chips**
Come on, Transfer Administrator Sheronimo.
**[08:25] Chuta**
Huh? It's pretty quiet today.
**[08:28] Chips**
The daytime staff is off right now, chu.
**[08:31] Chuta**
I see. So that's why it's the night shift...
**[08:36] Laine**
I've been waiting...
**[08:38] Laine**
You guys.
**[08:39] Chuta**
Huh? Chief Laine?
**[08:42] Laine**
Yeah.
**[08:44] Laine**
Chuta Kokonose and the Monitalien...
**[08:56] Chuta**
Um... uh...
**[08:58] Chips**
Chief, no!
**[09:00] Chips**
You can't sleep here, chu!
**[09:02] Chuta**
When did he fall asleep?
**[09:05] Laine**
Chips, stand by on the bridge.
**[09:07] Laine**
Misuzu, give Chuta a tour of the bureau.
**[09:11] All**
Yoyosa!
**[09:11] Chuta**
Yoyosa...
**[09:13] Misuzu**
Space Police ēlDLIVE.
**[09:15] Misuzu**
Their bureau in this Solar System
is this spaceship, the *Jeanrenoi-R*.
**[09:20] Misuzu**
This ship is equipped with advanced technologies
that the ēl Civilization has to offer,
**[09:23] Misuzu**
which we on Earth will eventually
come to grasp ourselves.
**[09:25] Chuta**
I... I see...
**[09:27] Misuzu**
There are virus-like translation chips
operating onboard the ship
**[09:31] Misuzu**
and once you breathe them in,
you are able to talk to all of the aliens here.
**[09:36] Misuzu**
This is the sick bay.
Dr. Isaac is in charge here.
**[09:40] Chuta**
Hi...
**[09:42] Misuzu**
That's the transfer operations room.
This is Second Class Officer Sheronimo.
**[09:46] Sheronimo**
Nice to meet you, shero.
**[09:48] Chuta**
So that's the transfer guy...
**[09:50] Misuzu**
This is the interrogation room.
**[09:52] Misuzu**
And this is the SPH research office.
**[09:55] Chuta**
SP... What?
**[09:59] Misuzu**
And this is where we're assigned...
**[10:02] Misuzu**
The investigations department.
**[10:05] Misuzu**
There are six divisions in
the investigations department.
**[10:07] Misuzu**
You, I, and Investigator Chips
are assigned to Division 2.
**[10:12] Chuta**
Which means there are a lot more
people besides you and Chips?
**[10:16] Misuzu**
Twenty people work in the
investigations department.
**[10:18] Chuta**
That many?
**[10:20] Misuzu**
Our boss at Division 2
is Section Chief Madigan.
**[10:23] Misuzu**
He rarely shows his face,
**[10:25] Misuzu**
but when he does, it'd be
in your best interest to run.
**[10:27] Chuta**
What the heck?!
**[10:29] Misuzu**
And this is the detention center.
**[10:32] Chuta**
So it's like the jail?
**[10:33] Misuzu**
A temporary one. The Chabrolian
you captured earlier is in here.
**[10:38] Chuta**
Huh?
**[10:40] Chuta**
Oh, you're right.
It's the former Saotome-sensei...
**[10:45] Chuta**
Um, so do vicious criminals
get the death penalty?
**[10:49] Misuzu**
Intergalactic law prioritizes rehabilitation.
**[10:52] Misuzu**
In most cases, criminals are
sent to a rehabilitation center.
**[10:55] Chuta**
Wow, so even criminals get a second chance.
**[10:58] Chuta**
That's a nice system.
**[11:01] Misuzu**
What would you know?
**[11:03] Chuta**
Huh?
**[11:09] Chuta**
Um...
**[11:14] Chuta**
Um...
**[11:15] Dolugh**
Misuzu's mad.
**[11:17] Chuta**
Um... do you mind if I look around
the bureau by myself a bit?
**[11:29] Chuta**
This place is pretty huge.
**[11:31] Dolugh**
Misuzu was in a bad mood.
**[11:34] Chuta**
Well, Sonokata always seems
to be mad at me.
**[11:38] Dolugh**
And you seem to get angry easily
when Misuzu's concerned.
**[11:41] Chuta**
I don't know why, but whenever I talk
to Sonokata, I get really annoyed.
**[11:46] Chuta**
Maybe... it's because I thought Sonokata
was cute at first, so when she says mean things...
**[11:52] Dolugh**
Chuta.
**[11:55] Dolugh**
Where are we?
**[11:56] Chuta**
Where? We're in the...
**[11:59] Chuta**
Wait a sec...
**[12:00] Chuta**
Are we lost?!
***SIGN*** Misuzu Sonokata
**[12:21] Chuta**
Huh? This isn't good...
**[12:23] Chuta**
This is just going to make
Sonokata complain again.
**[12:26] System**
This is a Code 7! This is a Code 7!
**[12:30] Chuta**
Did I end up someplace weird?
**[12:30] System**
A suspect has escaped
from the detention center!
**[12:32] Chuta**
Escaped?!
**[12:38] Sheronimo**
Stop!
**[12:45] Chuta**
Huh? Wha? What should I do?
**[12:46] System**
I repeat, an escaped suspect
is headed toward B43!
**[12:48] Chuta**
Sonokata!
**[12:50] Misuzu**
That's where Transfer Room 2 is.
**[12:54] Misuzu**
Second Class Officer Sheronimo.
**[12:56] Sheronimo**
I'm sorry... The one that escaped
is the vicious criminal, Dragline.
**[13:01] Sheronimo**
He transferred himself, shero.
He was headed toward Earth, shero.
**[13:05] Chuta**
To Earth?
**[13:07] Misuzu**
I'll go after him.
**[13:07] Chuta**
G-Go after him?
***SIGN*** Matcha
**[13:09] Misuzu**
I'm the only one available right now.
**[13:13] Misuzu**
Is the transfer unit still operational?
**[13:15] Shero**
I'll give it a try, shero.
**[13:17] Dolugh**
You're not gonna go, Chuta?
**[13:19] Chuta**
Well, he's a vicious criminal, right?
**[13:21] Dolugh**
Misuzu's going, but you're not going to go?
**[13:24] Chuta**
Well... I guess I can
at least find a criminal...
**[13:27] Chuta**
I'm sure the other officers
will come save us in a little while.
**[13:31] Misuzu**
Please don't come
if you're going to be so naïve.
**[13:34] Misuzu**
It's like you're a middle schooler.
**[13:36] Chuta**
Wha— Of course! I am a middle schooler!
**[13:40] Misuzu**
If you will, Second Class Officer Sheronimo.
**[13:42] Sheronimo**
Leave it to me, shero.
**[13:43] Chuta**
Hey, wait a sec!
**[13:45] Sheronimo**
Transfer!
**[13:46] Chuta**
Ow!
**[13:48] Chuta**
We're upside down again!
"Leave it to me, shero," my ass...
**[13:52] Chuta**
Um, where are we?
**[13:54] Misuzu**
Near the local branch.
**[13:56] Misuzu**
Apparently he didn't change the coordinates
from when we headed to the bureau.
**[13:59] Chuta**
I wonder where he went...
**[14:01] Misuzu**
The alien from Rosenber, Dragline,
**[14:04] Misuzu**
was arrested after committing
three indiscriminate murders.
**[14:08] Chuta**
Indiscriminate murders?!
**[14:10] Chuta**
So he's headed to the
crowded shopping district?
**[14:12] Misuzu**
No.
**[14:13] Misuzu**
Considering his situation,
the first thing he'd probably think of...
**[14:20] Chuta**
Whoa, the local branch!
**[14:22] Misuzu**
...is to take care of any pursuing officers.
**[14:26] Misuzu**
Escapee located.
**[14:33] Dolugh**
It looks like a crab, Chuta.
**[14:35] Chuta**
So gross!
**[14:39] Misuzu**
This is ēlDLIVE. Do not try to resist,
and come quietly.
**[14:46] Chuta**
I don't think he's going to listen!
**[14:47] Dolugh**
Let's catch him, Chuta.
**[14:49] Chuta**
We can't catch that thing!
**[14:53] Chuta**
Sonokata!
**[14:54] Misuzu**
You have the right to remain silent
and the right to an attorney.
**[15:03] Misuzu**
And...
**[15:04] Misuzu**
Anything you say can and will be used
against you in an intergalactic court of law.
**[15:12] Dragline**
Screw your court of law!
I'm going to kill all I want!
**[15:18] Misuzu**
Do you plan on resisting?
**[15:21] Dragline**
SPH!
**[15:25] Chuta**
He ran away?
**[15:26] Misuzu**
He just hiding.
**[15:29] Chuta**
I-I'm gonna get killed fighting
a monster like that unarmed.
**[15:33] Dolugh**
I'm here! We arrested that Blob-Blob
together yesterday, didn't we?
**[15:37] Chuta**
Yesterday was just a coincidence!
I can't do this.
**[15:40] Dolugh**
So you're just gonna go back
to being a pessimist, Chuta?
**[15:43] Dolugh**
Yesterday, you affirmed yourself,
and awakened my powers.
**[15:47] Dolugh**
I thought you'd regained your confidence
and accepted your past.
**[15:55] Chuta**
There's no way I can change that easily.
**[15:58] Chuta**
Not to mention, it's partially your fault
that I ended up like this!
**[16:02] Chuta**
It's your fault that I ended up saying
"wiener" in front of Sonokata today.
**[16:05] Misuzu**
Please stop saying such vulgar things.
**[16:07] Chuta**
Oh, right... Sonokata
can't hear Dolugh's voice.
**[16:12] Misuzu**
But you've made things very clear.
**[16:14] Chuta**
Huh?
**[16:17] Misuzu**
If you can't fight this vicious criminal,
you are not fit to be in ēlDLIVE.
**[16:21] Misuzu**
Please resign without leaving a trace.
**[16:36] Dolugh**
Chuta! An old lady and some dogs
are coming closer.
**[16:41] Old**
Hey, what's wrong?
**[16:46] Dragline**
First, I'll get that old hag...
**[16:48] Old**
A m-m-monster!
**[16:55] Dolugh**
Nice, Chuta!
**[16:57] Chuta**
I... I did that without thinking...
**[17:00] Dolugh**
It's coming, Chuta!
**[17:02] Chuta**
Dolugh, let's sew him up!
**[17:04] Dolugh**
Sympathy!
**[17:09] Chuta**
He deflected it? No way...
**[17:12] Dragline**
Are you messing around?
**[17:21] Chuta**
Dolugh!
**[17:33] Misuzu**
Escaping, repeatedly resisting, and...
**[17:39] Misuzu**
...attacking civilians.
**[17:42] Misuzu**
Confirming that apprehending
the suspect is proving difficult.
**[17:45] Misuzu**
I will perform my duty
according to regulations.
**[17:49] Chuta**
Huh? S-Sonokata?
**[17:53] Dolugh**
This smell... It's the nice smell from class.
**[18:20] Misuzu**
Here I go.
**[18:22] Dragline**
Die, ēlDLIVE!
**[18:33] Misuzu**
Please disappear, without a trace.
**[18:57] Chuta**
I was in awe...
**[19:00] Chuta**
But... Does this mean that
you killed the criminal?
**[19:03] Misuzu**
Of course.
**[19:04] Misuzu**
He ignored my warnings and attacked.
**[19:09] Dolugh**
Misuzu sounds prickly.
**[19:12] Chuta**
More like she's super prickly.
**[19:15] Chuta**
We're both middle schoolers, but...
**[19:18] Chuta**
...it's like Misuzu Sonokata is...
**[19:22] Chuta**
....a super cool space girl.
**[19:31] Chips**
You okay, Misuzu?
**[19:34] Misuzu**
Yes.
**[19:35] Guy**
Eliminating an escaped criminal...
You sure didn't hold back, did you?
**[19:38] Misuzu**
Thank you for your hard work.
**[19:40] Misuzu**
There is an Earthling who saw the battle,
so please take the necessary measures.
**[19:45] CopA**
Yoyosa!
**[19:46] GuyB**
Oh, so you must be the rookie Earthling.
**[19:49] Chuta**
Huh? Me?
**[19:51] Misuzu**
He's no longer a rookie with us.
**[19:54] Misuzu**
Apparently, he wants
nothing to do with ēlDLIVE.
**[19:56] Chuta**
Huh?
**[19:57] Old**
Thank you so much. I don't know what
they would have done if I had died.
**[20:04] Chuta**
You're the old lady from earlier...
**[20:05] Old**
It's all because you shielded me.
**[20:08] Chuta**
Huh? Me?
**[20:10] Old**
Yes. You saved my life.
**[20:14] Old**
Thank you so much.
**[20:17] Chuta**
I-It was nothing...
**[20:22] CopA**
That must have been an ordeal, ma'am.
**[20:25] CopB**
Please come this way.
**[20:34] Dolugh**
Looks like you've accepted
yourself a little more.
**[20:36] Chuta**
Huh?
**[20:37] Doluugh**
At the same time, you're accepting
my existence, so I can tell.
**[20:42] Dolugh**
You're already completely different
from two days ago, Chuta.
**[20:45] Chuta**
I don't plan on accepting you, Dolugh.
**[20:56] Chuta**
*But...*
**[20:59] Chuta**
*It's been a while since I felt like this...*
**[21:05] Misuzu**
I have to complete my report,
so I'm returning to the bureau.
**[21:08] Misuzu**
You can return to the school if you'd like.
**[21:12] Misuzu**
You're quitting, anyway.
**[21:14] Chuta**
Hold on a sec! I never said
I was going to quit!
**[21:19] Chuta**
And...
**[21:21] Chuta**
If I'm going to quit,
I'll tell the chief myself!
**[21:33] CopA**
You sure ended up at a pretty
gruesome scene from the get-go.
**[21:36] CopA**
Please use this to wipe
the blood from your face.
**[21:39] Chuta**
Blood?
**[21:42] Chuta**
Green?
**[21:45] Chuta**
B-B-B-B-B....
**[21:46] Chuta**
Blood!
**[21:50] Chuta**
* I think I'm going to have to exclude crab*
* from my favorite foods for a while...*
**[23:25] Laine**
Hey, Super Cool Space Girl.
**[23:27] Girl**
Great job, Super Cool Space Girl.
**[23:30] Misuzu**
Officer Kokonose, because of you,
I ended up with a strange nickname.
**[23:34] Chuta**
S-Sorry...
**[23:35] Dolugh**
Next time on *ēlDLIVE,*
***SIGN*** Next Time
After the Shoplifter!
**[23:36] Dolugh**
"After the Shoplifter!"
**[23:37] Misuzu**
Please disappear, without a trace.