# E7 - Yoshida’s Plot
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***SIGN*** Episode 7 "Yoshida's Plot"
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***SIGN*** Episode 7 "Yoshida's Plot"
***SIGN*** Episode 7 "Yoshida's Plot"
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Hey, now. What kind of jerk throws up all
over someone else's base, then runs away?
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Our secret base is full of
puke now, thanks to you!
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I had nothing to do with it.
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Who did it, then?
We'll send them our cleaning bill!
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I don't think they're the
kind of people you can bill...
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What's the meaning of this, DX Fighter?
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There's a dangerous creature
in Eagle Talon's secret base...
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Eagle Talon!
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Who are these people?
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They're the ones who puked
all over your base yesterday.
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So it was you! We're sending
you our cleaning bill!
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Very well. We'll pay it.
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But first, let me ask you a question.
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Oh, my undies? They're usually white,
but I'm going commando today.
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Not that. It's about the Golden Spell.
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Sugar was right. Koizumi's
gang are secretly Eagle Talon.
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That disposable
chopstick-tier group of villains?
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Yes.
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The one that'd lose to a housewife
in a stained glass-making club.
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I don't get it.
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Why would they be
subcontracting to DX Fighter?
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Because they're stupid, most likely.
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Of greater concern is the woman
we ran into, who was here the other day...
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masquerading as a reporter.
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Who is she?
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I checked out their car
and saw a Cabinet ID.
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NTS, huh?
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Naikaku Tokumei Sousashitsu
(Cabinet Special Investigations Office)
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Naikaku Tokumei Sousashitsu
(Cabinet Special Investigations Office)
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So they've learned of the Golden Spell...
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I think we should get rid of Eagle Talon.
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Only after we acquire
the Anti-Spell generator.
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Get Koizumi here.
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Yes, sir.
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So Crotter Inc is involved after all.
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Who is this man?
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That's Zaharu. He looks nasty,
and to be honest, he *is* nasty.
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Could you set it up so I can meet him?
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You like him?
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Don't make me kill you.
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We believe Crotter Inc is
more than just a tech firm.
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I think Zaharu is the key
to finding out their secrets.
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I see.
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We suspect Zaharu might also be Sugar.
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Yes? Have a nice day.
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Oh, it's Zaharu.
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Zaharu!
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Yeah, I'm free.
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So free, I've been consulting on how
to make 4.3 billion yen at the box office
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4.3 billion in 3 days?
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So
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jealous!
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in just three days.
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Thwomp Amataro.
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Thwomp Amataro
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What was that about?
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Zaharu wants us to go over to Crotter Inc.
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What was that "Amataro" bit at the end about?
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A perfect opportunity.
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We'll go see him and find out the truth.
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Be careful. It could be a trap.
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Hey, now. Don't underestimate us.
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He's just a businessman
with a nasty disposition.
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We can take him!
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That's right, we—
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I wanna go home! I wanna go home!
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Please, have mercy!
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Have mercy on us!
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Shut up and walk.
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What's this door?
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What's this crest?
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Surprise party, right? The door will open
and some guy'll be tossing out cash.
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Open the door.
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Wh-What's all this?
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You could fit all of Shimane inside this room.
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Zaharu. Are you part of Shining Black?
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I'm impressed you know about us.
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Shining Black... I've heard of that.
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It's an NPO where staff put
spring onions in their thongs,
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Dog-Washing NPO
(Non-Profit Organization)
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Dog-Washing NPO
(Non-Profit Organization)
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Dog-Washing NPO
(Non-Profit Organization)
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then wash dogs without them falling out.
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I'm seriously going to kill you.
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Hey, don't make him mad!
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Did you bring the program?
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Kuroki-kun! Are you...
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Here it is.
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Are you surprised that, 40 years later, your
classmate is the leader of a secret society?
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Why are you the leader of a secret society?
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You were our school's top student!
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That's precisely why.
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Before a load of fools can destroy the world,
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I will lead it back onto the correct path.
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Don't you feel the same way?
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Chancellor of Eagle Talon.
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Sorry, but we're only a secret
society because it beats working.
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That's not true! I really
want to conquer the world!
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Then, why are you working with the NTS?
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They're interested in the Golden Spell, too.
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They think Zaharu is behind it.
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Very interesting.
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We'll have to deal with the NTS eventually.
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Zaharu, use Eagle Talon to
make contact with the NTS chief.
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Find out what they know.
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Very well.
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Koizumi. I will spare your life.
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But if you betray me,
I'll drown you in sulfuric acid.
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Ah, this is getting really dangerous...
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No, out of adversity comes opportunity.
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Chancellor, I have an idea.
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An idea?
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Hold on a minute.
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Just what is this?
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It looks great on you, Chief.
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This'll help you stay incognito.
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Not even Zaharu would expect the chief
of the NTS to wear such a silly costume.
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Well, that's true...
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That's a joke, right?
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Don't worry.
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Just follow this script and you'll make
contact with Zaharu without him realizing.
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The Perpetual Transfer Student
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The Perpetual Transfer Student
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By Yoshida J. Katsuo
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In one minute's time,
run straight to that street corner.
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Very well.
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Now! Go, Marty!
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1.5 Gigawatts!!
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Mifuyu was a cheerful but slightly
scatterbrained high school student.
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One day, she overslept, and ran
to school with toast in her mouth.
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Is this a shojo manga?!
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Meanwhile, Zaharu was a transfer student.
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He didn't know where the school was,
so he wandered about, staring at his map.
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This sounds like a rom-com.
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Then, the rushing Miharu collided with him!
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Ow, that hurts.
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Pervert!
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Ow!
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How dare you touch my chest!
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What about you? You should
watch where you're running!
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Oh, I'm so late!
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H-Hey!
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Mifuyu ran away from Zaharu, but...
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their destined reunion would
come sooner than expected.
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Okay, take your seats!
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You're still
awake?
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I'm going to introduce a new classmate.
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This is Zaharu-kun.
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What? You!
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Superfluous fat = Flab
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O Month
X Day (lol)
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You're... the girl from this morning.
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You know each other already?
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In that case, Zaharu-kun,
take the seat next to her.
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Wait a minute, Teacher!
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He's a pervert who grabbed my chest!
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Don't be absurd!
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I'd never touch a dog-face like you!
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What did you say?!
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That's enough, you two. Let's start class.
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Zaharu and Mifuyu had the worst
first impressions of each other.
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You're still
awake?
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And later that day, Zaharu got called out
by the leader of the school's gang.
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All transfer students oughta greet *me* first.
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Oh, sure, nice to meet you.
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That ain't a proper greetin'!
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Ya gotta crawl between my legs.
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That's a bigger joke than your face.
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What was that?
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Zaharu?
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I see. Ya sure must be confident
'bout how strong ya are.
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Why don't we... put that to the test!
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Wh-What?!
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Damn *you*!
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Hey, what are you kids doing?!
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Oh, crap!
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To the teachers' office at once! Both of you!
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Teacher! Zaharu didn't do anything wrong!
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It was the gang leader who started it!
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What's this now?
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The gang leader picked a fight!
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He had no choice but to stand on his head!
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I've never seen anyone get forced
to stand on someone's head before...
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Is this true?
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Yes. I was forced to stand on his head.
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That was the catalyst for
Zaharu and Mifuyu to grow closer.
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How was it, exactly?!
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But they would soon be forced
to part for unexpected reasons.
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What?!
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Mifuyu, those colored pencils I borrowed
from you were stolen by a group of feral hogs.
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Oink!!
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What? What do we do?
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But I bought... these for you.
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They're all... white!
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It's your favorite color, right?
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That just seems mean!
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I'm so happy!
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Wait, she's happy?!
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Well, well, wouldja look at the happy couple.
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Zaharu.
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Ya'd better pay me off
for what ya did before!
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You never learn, do you?
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Mifuyu!
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Oh, hey, don't think 'bout movin'.
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Or I'll give yer little cutie's face
a scar that'll stay with her for life.
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That's playing dirty!
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Get 'im!
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Zaharu!
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Zaharu had no choice but to take
the beating the gang gave him.
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He suddenly knew how a pork cutlet felt.
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I get you, man
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I get you, man
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How would he?!
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But ya know, this girl is real purdy.
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Maybe I'll have a li'l taste for myself.
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Wh-What?!
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You've... made me angry now.
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Y-You...
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Who *are* you?!
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Where there are storm
clouds, there is justice!
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Lightning Warrior...
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Lightning Warrior
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Lightning Warrior
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ThunThunder
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ThunThunder
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ThunThunder
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ThunThunder
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ThunThunder
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ThunThunder!
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This is getting a bit absurd now!
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Just shut up and watch!
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Forget all that! Just get 'im!
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ThunThunder!
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Now it's just you and me.
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Don't come any closer!
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I'll scramble her face like a toddler's
first attempt at omelet rice!
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Darn it!!
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Do you know... what the speed of lightning is?
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What was that?
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It's 300,000 kilometers per second.
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In other words...
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The speed of light!
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Zaharu was... ThunThunder? I can't believe it!
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Now that you know who I am, I cannot stay here.
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Why?
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Pay your
taxes,
asshole!
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Pay your
taxes,
asshole!
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I haven't paid my municipal tax!
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That's the problem?
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Farewell... Mifuyu.
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Zaharu!
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That rocked!
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The End
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The End
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You people...
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What the hell was that?!
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Well, she didn't recognize you.
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It's true, she didn't...
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But I didn't learn a single thing about the NTS!
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Okay, fine. We'll do it the normal way, then.
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The normal way?
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You'll set us up again?
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Yup, yup.
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Is it okay if we leave now?
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Fine, just go.
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Wait a minute.
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What now?
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Well...
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What should I wear... next time I see her?
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*The man's in love!*