# Season 1
# E1 - Golden Spell
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYQ9GJM9Y/golden-spell)
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Hey, Koizumi!
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You did a lousy job with
that soldering! Do it again!
**[01:06] ---**
S-Sorry, sir...
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Get it together or you're outta here!
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Dumbass.
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***SIGN*** Eagle Talon Chancellor
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***SIGN*** Eagle Talon Chancellor
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***SIGN*** Eagle Talon Chancellor
***SIGN*** Eagle Talon Chancellor
***SIGN*** Eagle Talon Chancellor
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How do you even leave
the house without dying?
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***SIGN*** Dr. Leonardo
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***SIGN*** Dr. Leonardo
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***SIGN*** Dr. Leonardo
***SIGN*** Dr. Leonardo
***SIGN*** Dr. Leonardo
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Who ordered the extra
large Mont Blanc ramen?!
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No one ordered that, asshole!
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***SIGN*** Bosatsutoge
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***SIGN*** Bosatsutoge
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***SIGN*** Bosatsutoge
***SIGN*** Bosatsutoge
***SIGN*** Bosatsutoge
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Now we'll destroy Earth for sure.
**[01:34] ---**
Emergency, sir!
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There's a massive energy source
heading straight for us!
**[01:39] ---**
What?!
**[01:45] ---**
Oh, Yuririn?
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I'm heading home.
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I've got an early "world
conquest" day tomorrow.
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***SIGN*** Philip
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***SIGN*** Philip
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Koizumi-san. Heading home?
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Yeah. I've got world domination tomorrow.
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Boss really chewed you out today, huh?
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It's my own fault.
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I just can't get the hang of this job.
**[02:05] ---**
Well, I *was* surprised it took you four
months to learn how to press a button...
**[02:11] ---**
But I really like the way
you press that button.
**[02:14] ---**
You do it so gently.
**[02:16] ---**
That's reassuring to hear.
**[02:19] ---**
I'm back!
**[02:22] ---**
Wait, no one's here?
**[02:24] ---**
Are they all still asleep?
**[02:27] ---**
Wh-What the...
**[02:33] ---**
Bathroom! Gotta hit the bathroom!
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Wow, that really did a number on his bowels.
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***SIGN*** Yoshida
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***SIGN*** Yoshida
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***SIGN*** Yoshida
***SIGN*** Yoshida
***SIGN*** Yoshida
**[02:39] ---**
It really worked, Doc!
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Of course it did. I made it.
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What *was* that?
**[02:45] ---**
The Golden Spell.
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Golden Spell?
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That strange series of words can
make a person want to go for a crap?
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Not just go for a crap!
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With a few words, we can
make humans do anything!
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You can? Really?
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Words do more than just impart information.
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They can directly affect your
physical and mental state.
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Asshole!
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A thoughtless remark can kill,
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I wanna die
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or save someone from the depths of despair!
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Kidding, dear!
**[03:06] ---**
Tee-hee!
**[03:07] ---**
I've been the recipient of several
thoughtless remarks today...
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But one kind word gave me the will to go on.
**[03:13] ---**
Precisely!
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But the Golden Spell directly affects
a human's nervous system, organs,
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muscles and skeletal systems,
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and can even make them change shape.
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Hi,
Georgie!
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I can even cook up a spell
that'll turn humans into this.
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You can do all that just with words?!
**[03:28] ---**
With the coronavirus
influencing everything,
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social norms are being set ablaze!
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Social norms
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Social norms
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Blazing hot
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Blazing hot
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Blazing hot
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Working online
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Working online
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Working online
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Everyone's working online,
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making their sisters giddy!
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Sisters giddy!
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Sisters giddy!
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Sisters giddy!
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With the Golden Spell,
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Good For People
Good For Environment
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we can be conscientious citizens
and conquer the world remotely!
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I see. That's true...
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Utilizing sound alone would
let us conquer from a distance.
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Precisely.
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I see.
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Use the Golden Spell to
conquer Earth at once!
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Okay! All ready!
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Hey! Anyone want some grasshopper legs?
***SIGN*** Morita
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***SIGN*** Morita
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***SIGN*** Morita
***SIGN*** Morita
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What do you want, Morita?
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We're busy conquering the world from home.
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Conquering the world from home?
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Sounds like another wacky scheme.
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So where should we conquer first?
**[04:12] ---**
For a warm-up, how about
we attack DX Fighter?
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What? You sure about that?
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Chancellor.
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It's a remote attack, remember?
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There's no need to fear the DX Bomber.
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No fear!
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No fear!
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No fear!
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Good point.
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Okay, put us through!
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Com
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Com
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Com
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pany
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pany
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pany
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Mr. President. What's all this?
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Coronavirus measures.
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Coronavirus measures?
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All this social distancing is
putting a cramp in my business.
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Even superheroes are having to change it up.
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New
Life-
style
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New
Life-
style
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Visual Storybook
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Visual Storybook
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I must enforce even virtual justice.
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Virtual Hero
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Virtual Hero
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Virtual Hero
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Uh, how exactly do you
enforce virtual justice?
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For instance, if your Wi-Fi's on the fritz,
or your emails keep getting bounced,
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Fi!
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Fi!
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Wi!
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Wi!
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E-mail
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E-mail
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drop me 500 yen and I'll fix it.
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Just 1 Coin Away
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Just 1 Coin Away
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Just 1 Coin Away
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Isn't that just customer support?
**[04:54] ---**
So you hired those men?
**[04:56] ---**
Yeah.
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Former Crotter engineers.
They really know their stuff!
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Now, IT Hero is open for business!
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Mr. President. Someone's asking for you.
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Oh, really, Iwasa?
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Who is it?
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I'll put you through.
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Eagle Talon!
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It's been a while, DX Fighter!
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What's wrong? Your faces are so dirty...
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Are not! We look the same as always!
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And we've embarked on a plan of
conquering the world from home!
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What did you say?!
But I've been superhero-ing from home!
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Have you?
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Then, let's test our might
against yours... from home!
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Very well.
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Hit it, Doc.
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I don't know why...
but suddenly, I need to go number two!
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Magnificent, Yoshida-kun.
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The Golden Spell was a roaring success!
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Yes, he couldn't even fire
his DX Bomber. How pathetic.
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Hey! What did you jerks do?
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Don't you mean "fine gentlemen"?
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You'd better watch how you talk to us, buddy!
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What was that?!
**[06:04] ---**
But... I already went!
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Ah, not again!
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Serves you right, DX Fighter!
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Truly incredible. He'd already gone just now,
and yet it still works on him!
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I keep trying to go, but nothing comes out...
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Well, DX Fighter?
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Do you admit defeat?
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Curse you! You shall pay—
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Gotta take another dump! Dammit!
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That'll keep him in line.
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Chancellor, shall we embark
on true world conquest now?
**[06:32] ---**
Sure, sounds cool.
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Where should we start?
**[06:35] ---**
How about the local green grocer?
**[06:38] ---**
Excellent idea. That guy never yells at us.
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If you don't wanna get yelled at,
don't conquer the world!
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Now, contact the green grocer!
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Hang on a minute.
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Is the green grocer able to video chat?
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Does he need to be able to video chat?
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Of course he does!
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He needs a smartphone, at least.
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Go find out.
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Green
Grocer
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Low prices! Low prices!
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Low prices for thinly-veiled knockoffs!
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Excuse me, sir.
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Hey, Eagle Talon.
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Here for more misshapen produce?
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Not today.
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Sir, do you have a computer?
**[07:10] ---**
Nah.
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What about a smartphone?
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I'm a feature phone man.
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A feature phone won't cut it.
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Ah, forget it.
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I ended up buying him a smartphone.
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Hey, we're trying to conquer the world.
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Just write it off as a work expense.
**[07:25] ---**
That won't fly!
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Now, Doc.
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Let us begin anew.
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Hey.
**[07:30] ---**
What?
**[07:31] ---**
Did you install the app
on the old man's phone?
**[07:34] ---**
No, I didn't!
**[07:37] ---**
Here, press this button...
**[07:39] ---**
Oh, is this one of those apricot things?
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He should have it this time.
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All right! World conquest from home... begin!
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He's on! Great work!
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Hey, old man, can you hear me?
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Hey, can you hear me?
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Chancellor, did you teach
him how to use the app?
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No, I didn't.
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Go do that.
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Account Name
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Green Grocer Guy
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Room Name
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World Conquest
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Voice on
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Voice off
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Virtual Background
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Press this button and you'll enter the chat.
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Then, change your mic settings here...
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Right. Mike Tyson settings...
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It'll work this time, right?
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It's fine now, right? It'll work this time, right?
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Shut up! Quit your complainin'!
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There he is!
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Hey, man! You gettin' this?
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Yeah, I hear you.
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Hey, what's all that? It's creepin' me out!
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Turn off that virtual background already!
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What's going on? What's happening?
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Don't be afraid, Bosatsutoge-kun!
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Don't be afraid! It's going to be fine!
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Chancellor, go fix it!
**[08:35] ---**
Do your settings like this, okay?
**[08:38] ---**
Oh, I get it now.
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What's all this hollering?
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Eagle Talon's trying to conquer me demotely.
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Not "demotely"! Remotely!
**[08:47] ---**
Oh, a remote conference, huh?
**[08:49] ---**
I'm curious about them,
but I've got no idea how they work.
**[08:52] ---**
Get Eagle Talon to teach you, then.
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They'll even buy you a smartphone.
**[08:56] ---**
Sounds great! I want in on that action!
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You can conquer me after!
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Same here, if you teach me how it works!
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Me too!
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Darn, that whole thing cost us 300,000 yen!
**[09:08] ---**
Necessary expenditure in the name of world
domination. Write it all off as a work expense.
**[09:12] ---**
I'm saying, it won't fly!
**[09:13] ---**
Now, Doc, commence conquering
the world... from home!
**[09:18] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[09:20] ---**
Hey, there.
**[09:23] ---**
You must now submit to
the rule of Eagle Talon—
**[09:27] ---**
Could you hang on a minute, Mr. Eagle Talon?
**[09:30] ---**
What now?
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I've gotta deal with customers.
**[09:33] ---**
I've got customers too.
**[09:35] ---**
H-Hang on. I just need a minute!
**[09:38] ---**
Sorry, can't. Evening rush!
**[09:41] ---**
Hey! No fair, you guys!
**[09:45] ---**
Curse them... They'll pay for this.
**[09:48] ---**
Iwasa!
**[09:49] ---**
Oh, uh, yessir. What is it?
**[09:51] ---**
Could you run a Bomber Eats for me?
**[09:52] ---**
What?
**[09:53] ---**
Um, I'm an engineer.
**[09:55] ---**
Silence! You're the youngest here.
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Take it!
**[09:58] ---**
Fine.
**[10:01] ---**
Delu-Bo!
**[10:03] ---**
Everyone's too busy to answer the video call!
**[10:05] ---**
Forget this nonsense. Let's hit
the shopping street ourselves.
**[10:08] ---**
What was all this for, then?!
**[10:09] ---**
Exactly! Why was I buying and
giving out all those smartphones?
**[10:12] ---**
Excuse me. Bomber Eats delivery.
**[10:15] ---**
Bomber Eats?
**[10:17] ---**
Yoshida-kun, did you order something?
**[10:19] ---**
I bet I know what it is.
**[10:21] ---**
The shopping street guys sent us
a thank-you present for the smartphones.
**[10:24] ---**
Oh, I get it.
**[10:26] ---**
That's so nice of them.
**[10:27] ---**
That's definitely not it!
**[10:28] ---**
Come on, let's open it.
**[10:29] ---**
Yes, let's.
**[10:30] ---**
No, don't!
**[10:51] ---**
Golden Spell...
# E2 - Anti-Spell
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYNJ071WR/anti-spell)
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***SIGN*** I'm truly sorry.
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***SIGN*** Episode 2 "Anti-Spell"
***SIGN*** Episode 2 "Anti-Spell"
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***SIGN*** Episode 2 "Anti-Spell"
***SIGN*** Episode 2 "Anti-Spell"
***SIGN*** I'm truly sorry.
***SIGN*** Don't "sorry" me, buster!
***SIGN*** It's been six months!
***SIGN*** You ain't paid your rent in six months!
***SIGN*** What do you expect?
***SIGN*** The chancellor can't get work, what with coronavirus and all.
***SIGN*** Just apply for one of the government subsidies!
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They said small businesses in the
"world conquest" sector don't qualify...
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No chance
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Aw
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Aw
**[01:20] ---**
Not my problem!
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Listen up, bub. If you don't move out,
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I'm gonna hold my patented
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72-hour Marathon
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72-hour Marathon
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72-hour Marathon
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72-hour marathon
naked dance festival!
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Naked
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Naked
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Naked
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Dance
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Dance
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Dance
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Fest
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Fest
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Fest
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2020
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2020
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2020
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Danger
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Danger
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Stop barfing!
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You'd better pay what you owe by 6 pm tonight!
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One minute late and you're out on your asses!
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What's the plan?
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I'd rather suck a pig's ass
than watch her dance naked.
**[01:40] ---**
Both sound awful!
**[01:41] ---**
How about robbing a bank to raise the dough?
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I can't handle that, Doc.
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I once went to the bank just
to set up automatic payments,
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and the teller lady strong-armed me
into seven different term deposits!
**[01:48] ---**
Will you make a term
deposit already, asshole?!
**[01:48] ---**
Will you make a term
deposit already, asshole?!
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Eek!!
**[01:48] ---**
Eek!!
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Why'd you let her do that?
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I know!
**[01:55] ---**
Why don't we make a Golden Spell
that'll force people to give us money?
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Donate to
Eagle Talon Spell
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Donate to
Eagle Talon Spell
**[01:56] ---**
Donate to
Eagle Talon Spell
**[01:59] ---**
Good idea!
**[02:01] ---**
Hey, Doc, can you make one of those?
**[02:03] ---**
Sure, leave it to me.
**[02:07] ---**
What's the matter, Doc?
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It's gone!
**[02:10] ---**
The Golden Spell generator program is gone!
**[02:13] ---**
H-Hold on a second.
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Surely you're mistaken...
**[02:17] ---**
I definitely saved it to the cloud.
**[02:19] ---**
All my lady-bear nudes are missing, too!
**[02:20] ---**
Doc's Secret Library
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Doc's Secret Library
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Doc's Secret Library
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Doc's Secret Library
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Censored
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Censored
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Censored
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Censored
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m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
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Censored
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Why don't ya just write a new program?
**[02:23] ---**
You wrote the first one, right?
**[02:25] ---**
Easier said than done.
**[02:27] ---**
For the first one, I needed dew
collected under a new moon,
**[02:29] ---**
pollen from a legendary flower
that blooms once every 25 years,
**[02:32] ---**
and ten cushions delivered by Yamada-kun!
**[02:34] ---**
That last one sounds pretty suspect.
**[02:36] ---**
Can't you just go get them again?
**[02:37] ---**
That's not the point.
**[02:39] ---**
What if it's fallen into the wrong hands?
**[02:41] ---**
They could walk around playing
it on their smartphone,
**[02:44] ---**
or include it as an email attachment.
**[02:46] ---**
Or broadcast it live on-air in
an act of far-reaching terrorism!
**[02:50] ---**
Who hosts your cloud service, anyway?
**[02:52] ---**
Crotter.
**[02:53] ---**
Then, let's head over to Crotter!
***SIGN*** m 5 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Crotter, Inc.
***SIGN*** m 5 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Crotter, Inc.
***SIGN*** m 5 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Crotter, Inc.
***SIGN*** Crotter, Inc.
***SIGN*** Crotter, Inc.
**[03:00] ---**
Why'd we get changed?
**[03:01] ---**
Listen up, Chancellor.
**[03:02] ---**
Everyone knows Crotter has the
tightest security in the world.
**[03:07] ---**
We need to make them think we're
employees here to get in.
**[03:10] ---**
Fine, okay.
**[03:12] ---**
Say, Yoshida-chan!
**[03:13] ---**
How's that program I asked for coming along?
**[03:15] ---**
Yessir! I formatted the C-Drive,
then proto-matted the protocol!
**[03:19] ---**
I see! A real Ctrl+V, huh?
**[03:22] ---**
You guys know jack about IT.
**[03:24] ---**
Excuse me. ID badges, please.
**[03:26] ---**
Oh, my next-door neighbor's dog ate mine.
**[03:29] ---**
I left mine on the forehead
of my sick mother.
**[03:31] ---**
Those excuses are terrible!
**[03:32] ---**
What's your department?
**[03:34] ---**
Um, I think it was the
Hard Reboot Department.
**[03:35] ---**
Press and Hold!!
**[03:37] ---**
No, it's the "I Poured Mud into the USB Port
and My Dad's Pissed Now" Department.
**[03:39] ---**
Hey!!
**[03:39] ---**
Hey!!
**[03:40] ---**
As if that'd be real!
**[03:41] ---**
You guys don't really work here, do you?
**[03:43] ---**
But of course we do!
**[03:45] ---**
You've never heard of Koizumi-san
down in Power Cables?
**[03:48] ---**
Of course not!
**[03:49] ---**
Now come with me!
**[03:49] ---**
Hey, cut it out.
**[03:50] ---**
S-S-S-Stop that!
**[03:52] ---**
What in the world are you doing?
**[03:54] ---**
Oh, Zaharu-san.
**[03:55] ---**
These people were trying
to sneak into the building.
**[03:58] ---**
The president has arrived.
Please keep the noise down.
***SIGN*** m 5 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Crotter Vice President
Adrian Zaharu
***SIGN*** m 5 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Crotter Vice President
Adrian Zaharu
***SIGN*** m 5 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Crotter Vice President
Adrian Zaharu
***SIGN*** Crotter Vice President
Adrian Zaharu
***SIGN*** Crotter Vice President
Adrian Zaharu
**[04:01] ---**
Yes, sir.
**[04:06] ---**
Huh?
**[04:06] ---**
I feel like I've seen that guy before...
**[04:08] ---**
Come on, you. Come with me.
**[04:10] ---**
W-Wait, wait!
**[04:11] ---**
Let go of my chin! You're gonna pull it off!
***SIGN*** m 5 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Crotter President
Kuroki Homare
***SIGN*** m 5 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Crotter President
Kuroki Homare
***SIGN*** m 5 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Crotter President
Kuroki Homare
***SIGN*** Crotter President
Kuroki Homare
***SIGN*** Crotter President
Kuroki Homare
**[04:14] ---**
Mr. President. What's the matter?
**[04:17] ---**
I think I know that man...
**[04:20] ---**
Kuroki-kun?
**[04:22] ---**
Koizumi, was it?
**[04:23] ---**
Yes, it's me! Koizumi!
**[04:25] ---**
Kuroki-kun, is that you?
**[04:26] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[04:28] ---**
Come to blackmail me over what
went down in middle school?
**[04:32] ---**
Huh? In middle school?
**[04:35] ---**
Good, you don't remember.
**[04:36] ---**
Now get out.
**[04:37] ---**
Don't talk to him that way—
**[04:38] ---**
Don't say that!
**[04:43] ---**
What in the world?
**[04:44] ---**
"That way!"
**[04:45] ---**
Don't say "that way" in
front of the president!
**[04:47] ---**
It makes him act like a fool!
**[04:49] ---**
What in the world?
**[04:50] ---**
Mr. President, are you all right?
**[04:52] ---**
O-Oh, uh, yes...
**[04:55] ---**
Zaharu. Let's go.
**[04:57] ---**
Hey, wait a minute.
**[04:58] ---**
Someone stole some important data we
had stored on your Crotter cloud service.
**[05:02] ---**
Talk to customer support about it.
**[05:05] ---**
But we have to retrieve it
before something awful happens!
**[05:07] ---**
It's called the Golden Spell generator
program, and it's very important!
**[05:11] ---**
Wait a minute.
**[05:12] ---**
What did you just say?
**[05:13] ---**
Huh?
**[05:14] ---**
I said, "Embrace me, Mr. Date-o-gram."
**[05:14] ---**
C'mon, you beast!
**[05:14] ---**
C'mon, you beast!
**[05:14] ---**
Embrace me,
Mr. Date-o-gram
**[05:14] ---**
Embrace me,
Mr. Date-o-gram
**[05:14] ---**
Embrace me,
Mr. Date-o-gram
**[05:16] ---**
No, you didn't!
**[05:17] ---**
Oh, wait. Yeah.
**[05:18] ---**
It was "Golden Spell generator program."
**[05:22] ---**
Koizumi. Come with me.
**[05:24] ---**
Huh? Are you sure?
**[05:26] ---**
Just come on! Now!
**[05:30] ---**
The Golden Spell is an ancient incantation
that directly affects the human body.
**[05:35] ---**
Incantation?
**[05:36] ---**
Pure fantasy!
**[05:37] ---**
It's not fantasy!
**[05:38] ---**
The theory is that aliens came down
back when humans were still apes
**[05:42] ---**
and implanted it in them
as some sort of safety device.
**[05:45] ---**
So it's science fiction.
**[05:47] ---**
It's not science fiction.
**[05:48] ---**
The Golden Spell is real.
**[05:50] ---**
And it has played a major
role in human history.
**[05:53] ---**
Men have used it to erect great empires.
**[05:57] ---**
Others have used it to
create worldwide religions.
**[06:00] ---**
But for some unexplained reason,
the Golden Spell vanished from history,
**[06:04] ---**
and disappeared from human memory.
**[06:07] ---**
Why did it disappear?
**[06:08] ---**
I'm not sure.
**[06:09] ---**
Perhaps it was too dangerous
for the world to accept.
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We'll Pass!
**[06:10] ---**
The World (Two Except)
**[06:10] ---**
The World (Two Except)
**[06:10] ---**
The World (Two Except)
**[06:10] ---**
The World (Two Except)
**[06:12] ---**
But if that's the case, how did
you people come across it?
**[06:18] ---**
We plan to conquer—
**[06:19] ---**
No, no, no, no, no.
**[06:20] ---**
We're ancient history enthusiasts.
**[06:23] ---**
Ancient history enthusiasts?
**[06:25] ---**
When did *you* ever care about history?
**[06:28] ---**
You got into it recently, right?
**[06:29] ---**
Ancient Hiss-story
**[06:29] ---**
Ancient Hiss-story
**[06:29] ---**
Ancient Hiss-story
**[06:29] ---**
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m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 1 -1 1 -2 2 -3 b 2 -4 1 -4 1 -5 b 0 -5 0 -5 -1 -5 b -2 -4 -2 -4 -3 -3 b -3 -2 -4 -1 -4 0 b -5 1 -6 1 -6 2 b -6 2 -6 2 -5 4 b -4 4 -4 4 -3 4 b -3 3 -2 3 -2 2 b -2 2 -1 1 -1 1
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m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 1 -1 1 -2 2 -3 b 2 -4 1 -4 1 -5 b 0 -5 0 -5 -1 -5 b -2 -4 -2 -4 -3 -3 b -3 -2 -4 -1 -4 0 b -5 1 -6 1 -6 2 b -6 2 -6 2 -5 4 b -4 4 -4 4 -3 4 b -3 3 -2 3 -2 2 b -2 2 -1 1 -1 1
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m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 1 -1 1 -2 2 -3 b 2 -4 1 -4 1 -5 b 0 -5 0 -5 -1 -5 b -2 -4 -2 -4 -3 -3 b -3 -2 -4 -1 -4 0 b -5 1 -6 1 -6 2 b -6 2 -6 2 -5 4 b -4 4 -4 4 -3 4 b -3 3 -2 3 -2 2 b -2 2 -1 1 -1 1
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"Hiss" stories, "brr"
stories, "ugh" stories...
**[06:30] ---**
Brr, I'm cold!
**[06:30] ---**
Brr, I'm cold!
**[06:30] ---**
Brr, I'm cold!
**[06:31] ---**
Ugh, I'm hot!
**[06:31] ---**
Ugh, I'm hot!
**[06:31] ---**
Ugh, I'm hot!
**[06:31] ---**
Y-Yeah! I'm interested in "ouch"
stories and "whew" stories, too.
**[06:32] ---**
Ouch, that hurts!
**[06:32] ---**
Ouch, that hurts!
**[06:33] ---**
Whew, I'm tired...
**[06:33] ---**
Whew, I'm tired...
**[06:34] ---**
The hell are those?
**[06:35] ---**
How did you learn about
the Golden Spell, Kuroki-san?
**[06:38] ---**
Several days ago, I received an email
from a man known only as Sugar.
**[06:44] ---**
Without thinking, I opened
the attached audio file...
**[06:51] ---**
And it was the Golden Spell?
**[06:54] ---**
So this Sugar guy stole it, huh?
**[06:56] ---**
Can you fix me?
**[06:58] ---**
Yes, but to create an Anti-Spell program,
I need some special ingredients.
**[07:02] ---**
More "new moon dew" and legendary flowers?
**[07:04] ---**
No.
**[07:05] ---**
A bronze sword,
**[07:06] ---**
the remains of a creature
from the bottom of the sea,
**[07:09] ---**
and katana steel.
**[07:10] ---**
How are we supposed to get all that?
**[07:13] ---**
I'll find a way to get them.
**[07:15] ---**
And the last thing we need is... good vibes!
**[07:18] ---**
Good vibes?
**[07:19] ---**
Negative Golden Spells are
powered by negative thoughts.
**[07:21] ---**
In other words, bad vibes.
**[07:21] ---**
Bad Vibes
**[07:21] ---**
Bad Vibes
**[07:23] ---**
To cancel it out, you need good vibes
of equal or greater intensity.
**[07:24] ---**
Good Vibes
**[07:24] ---**
Good Vibes
**[07:24] ---**
Good Vibes
**[07:26] ---**
The bad vibes on your spell are 22 Negative.
**[07:28] ---**
Act Like a Dumbass When
Someone Says "That Way" Spell
**[07:28] ---**
Act Like a Dumbass When
Someone Says "That Way" Spell
**[07:29] ---**
Roughly equivalent to putting
a clothespin on someone's ear.
**[07:32] ---**
That's total nonsense!
**[07:33] ---**
If you create that Anti-Spell,
I'll pay you... one million.
**[07:39] ---**
What? One million yen?!
**[07:40] ---**
D-Doc! Create that Anti-Spell
generator program right away!
**[07:45] ---**
Yoshida-kun, we need to go collect good
vibes from the people of Crotter, Inc.!
**[07:50] ---**
Yessir.
**[07:54] ---**
Don't worry, man! We'll help you!
**[07:56] ---**
Now, let's work together and tidy up!
**[08:00] ---**
You really think they're history enthusiasts?
**[08:04] ---**
Well... I certainly have my doubts.
**[08:08] ---**
But right now, they're my only hope.
**[08:11] ---**
How exactly do you know that man?
**[08:14] ---**
We were in the same class in middle school.
**[08:20] ---**
Hey! Don't step on that!
**[08:22] ---**
Oh no! I tore it!
**[08:24] ---**
Don't throw them around!
**[08:25] ---**
Don't draw creepy pictures!
**[08:27] ---**
He was a miserable creature.
**[08:30] ---**
A total failure, both
athletically and academically.
**[08:33] ---**
Even the field trip chaperones
refused to ride on the same bus as him.
**[08:39] ---**
He sounds utterly pathetic.
**[08:41] ---**
Yes.
**[08:42] ---**
A truly worthless creature,
**[08:45] ---**
perpetually stepped on and mocked...
**[08:48] ---**
That's how I always thought of Koizumi.
**[08:53] ---**
To think he'd turn out to be my last hope...
**[08:59] ---**
They're just making the mess worse, dammit!
**[09:02] ---**
Please stop!
**[09:04] ---**
I don't need your help, anyway!
**[09:07] ---**
He yelled at us.
**[09:09] ---**
Racking up good vibes is tough.
**[09:11] ---**
Can someone please make me some copies?
**[09:13] ---**
On it!
**[09:15] ---**
Do you think they can handle this?
**[09:19] ---**
Let's see. Put in the number of
copies, set it to black and white...
**[09:22] ---**
Are you okay, Chancellor?
**[09:24] ---**
Please don't blow it up.
**[09:25] ---**
Copiers don't blow—
**[09:28] ---**
How did he blow it up?!
**[09:32] ---**
Abeshi!
**[09:34] ---**
Hidebu!
**[09:35] ---**
Gyapa!
**[09:38] ---**
K-Koizumi!
**[09:41] ---**
Why's everything so explosive around here?
**[09:43] ---**
Maybe I'm just clumsy?
I keep blowing things up!
**[09:46] ---**
How can you be so clumsy you blow things up?!
**[09:48] ---**
Not good! It's already 5:40!
**[09:51] ---**
Koizumi!
**[09:53] ---**
You... Are you doing this on purpose?!
**[09:56] ---**
Of course not. I don't know
what's going on either!
**[09:59] ---**
If money's what you want,
I'll give it to you now!
**[10:03] ---**
One million!
**[10:05] ---**
What? You want more?
**[10:07] ---**
Well?
**[10:08] ---**
Chancellor. We can pay the rent now!
**[10:14] ---**
Th-Thank you, Kuroki-kun!
**[10:15] ---**
Wh-What in the world?
**[10:18] ---**
That "thank you" was 22 Positive!
**[10:21] ---**
Who knew the chancellor would
generate the good vibes we need?
**[10:26] ---**
Wow. I can't believe you
actually paid your rent.
**[10:29] ---**
Now please leave.
**[10:30] ---**
You sure?
**[10:31] ---**
I can still do the
72-hour Marathon
**[10:32] ---**
Naked
**[10:32] ---**
Naked
**[10:32] ---**
Dance
**[10:32] ---**
Dance
**[10:32] ---**
Dance
**[10:32] ---**
Fest
**[10:32] ---**
Fest
**[10:32] ---**
Fest
**[10:32] ---**
2020
**[10:32] ---**
2020
**[10:32] ---**
2020
**[10:32] ---**
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**[10:32] ---**
Danger
**[10:32] ---**
m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
**[10:32] ---**
Danger
**[10:32] ---**
72-hour Marathon
**[10:32] ---**
72-hour Marathon
**[10:32] ---**
72-hour Marathon
**[10:32] ---**
Naked
**[10:33] ---**
Naked Dance Fest
2020 if you want.
**[10:36] ---**
Don't barf! Jerks.
**[10:38] ---**
Well, I'm glad we weren't evicted.
**[10:41] ---**
Yeah, me too.
**[10:43] ---**
But this Sugar fellow who
stole the Golden Spell...
**[10:47] ---**
Just who could he be?
**[10:49] ---**
We'd better catch him before
things get really bad!
**[10:54] ---**
He denied my request?
**[10:55] ---**
To: Me
**[10:55] ---**
Your request is denied.
**[10:55] ---**
Kuroki
**[10:57] ---**
How...
**[10:59] ---**
How can he deny me?!
# E3 - Baby Talk Spell
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6M84K1W6/baby-talk-spell)
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***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Episode 3 "Baby Talk Spell"
***SIGN*** Episode 3 "Baby Talk Spell"
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Episode 3 "Baby Talk Spell"
**[01:00] ---**
Wow, it's 9 pm already?
***SIGN*** Episode 3 "Baby Talk Spell"
***SIGN*** Episode 3 "Baby Talk Spell"
**[01:04] ---**
Wanna head home?
**[01:05] ---**
Yeah. We'll finish up tomorrow—
**[01:09] ---**
An announcement? At this hour?
**[01:15] ---**
Whad'd he jutht thay?
**[01:17] ---**
It wath a weird-thounding voithe...
**[01:19] ---**
Huh?
**[01:20] ---**
Why're we tawking wike ickle babieth?
**[01:22] ---**
I can't thtop!
**[01:24] ---**
Last night at 9 pm,
**[01:24] ---**
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**[01:24] ---**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[01:24] ---**
Why?
**[01:24] ---**
Major IT Corp Workers Infantilized?!
**[01:24] ---**
Major IT Corp Workers Infantilized?!
**[01:24] ---**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[01:24] ---**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[01:24] ---**
Crotter Inc. Employees Talking Like Babies
**[01:24] ---**
Crotter Inc. Employees Talking Like Babies
**[01:26] ---**
employees at major tech company
Crotter began talking like babies.
**[01:32] ---**
I believe it's a form of
mass psychogenic illness.
**[01:32] ---**
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**[01:32] ---**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[01:32] ---**
Exclusive
**[01:32] ---**
Exclusive
**[01:32] ---**
Is the Cause Mass Hysteria?
**[01:32] ---**
The Dark Side of Crotter Inc.
**[01:32] ---**
The Dark Side of Crotter Inc.
**[01:35] ---**
There have been plenty of rumors about
Crotter being an exploitative employer.
**[01:39] ---**
Man, their employees are talkin' like babies?
**[01:39] ---**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[01:39] ---**
The truth about the Crotter Inc baby talk scandal?!
**[01:39] ---**
Search
**[01:39] ---**
Top Chat
**[01:39] ---**
Exploitation confirmed
**[01:39] ---**
All the employees? Insane
**[01:39] ---**
Great reporting, Charabon!
**[01:39] ---**
lololololol
**[01:39] ---**
Boycotting Crotter now
**[01:39] ---**
This is all speculation, right?
**[01:39] ---**
Crotter scares me
**[01:39] ---**
1,524 watching now
**[01:39] ---**
Charabon Kibiku
**[01:39] ---**
13 subscribers
**[01:42] ---**
Crotter must really treat 'em like dirt.
**[01:45] ---**
"Crotter? More like Exploiter!"
**[01:45] ---**
Is Crotter exploiting their employees??
**[01:45] ---**
Is Crotter exploiting their employees??
**[01:45] ---**
News Anon
**[01:45] ---**
Thoundth thcary
**[01:45] ---**
Thoundth thcary
**[01:45] ---**
News Anon
**[01:45] ---**
I'm cwying
**[01:45] ---**
I'm cwying
**[01:45] ---**
Crotter? More
like Exploiter!
**[01:46] ---**
Talking like babies?
**[01:46] ---**
This Crotter news is
**[01:46] ---**
loltastic
**[01:47] ---**
You thaid it
**[01:47] ---**
I'm qwitting!
**[01:48] ---**
Their logo sucks
**[01:48] ---**
"Their president, Kuroki, is a total asshole, yeah."
**[01:48] ---**
Their president, Kuroki, is a total asshole, yeah
**[01:50] ---**
My boyfriend baby talking
**[01:50] ---**
"Crotter's stock is plummeting.
Serves 'em right!"
**[01:51] ---**
Crotter's stock is plummeting
**[01:51] ---**
Serves 'em right!
**[01:52] ---**
all the time would suck
**[01:54] ---**
In my roflcopter now
**[01:55] ---**
Oh, yes, I saw it on the news.
**[01:56] ---**
Phone
**[01:58] ---**
It sounds quite serious.
**[02:00] ---**
We need you to devewop
an Anti-Thpeww wight away.
**[02:03] ---**
We'ww pay you two miwwion yen fow it.
**[02:06] ---**
Oh, it got you too?
**[02:07] ---**
It thure did.
**[02:09] ---**
Can you geddit done by the enda th'day or not?!
**[02:11] ---**
Very well. We'll get started right away.
**[02:11] ---**
Phone
**[02:15] ---**
Chancellor. Two million yen...
Is that for developing another Anti-Spell?
**[02:19] ---**
Yes. He asked me to do it right away.
**[02:22] ---**
And here I was hoping we could make
world conquest pancakes today...
**[02:24] ---**
Yay!!
**[02:24] ---**
Yay!!
**[02:27] ---**
How will pancakes help
you conquer the world?!
**[02:29] ---**
Question is, how do we rack
up the thank-yous we need?
**[02:29] ---**
Phone
**[02:33] ---**
Good question.
**[02:34] ---**
Um...
**[02:35] ---**
Have you considered helping DX Fighter?
**[02:39] ---**
What? What are you talking about, Philip?
**[02:40] ---**
Phone
**[02:42] ---**
We're an evil secret society, remember?
**[02:44] ---**
Wait a minute.
**[02:45] ---**
Philip might've hit on a good idea for once.
**[02:47] ---**
What? You really want me to listen
to one of Philip's stupid ideas?
**[02:51] ---**
It's true that Philip is hideously
incompetent and worthless,
**[02:53] ---**
but that doesn't mean we should ignore *every*
nonsensical word that comes out of his mouth.
**[02:57] ---**
That's just mean.
**[02:58] ---**
Phone
**[02:58] ---**
Well, I don't have any better ideas.
**[03:01] ---**
Let's try it.
**[03:02] ---**
Com
**[03:02] ---**
Com
**[03:02] ---**
Com
**[03:02] ---**
pany
**[03:02] ---**
pany
**[03:02] ---**
pany
**[03:03] ---**
Get real. Why should I hire you?
**[03:05] ---**
Come on, don't be like that.
**[03:07] ---**
You need the help, don't you?
**[03:09] ---**
I just hired some help.
**[03:10] ---**
We just want to tag along for
some of your superhero stuff.
**[03:14] ---**
You don't have to pay us.
**[03:15] ---**
Well, if I must...
**[03:16] ---**
Sato! What's my schedule for today?
**[03:18] ---**
This afternoon, you're visiting the
pediatric ward at Karauri General,
**[03:22] ---**
and bagging a group of
remittance fraudsters.
**[03:24] ---**
Tonight, it's the mahjong den with reporters.
**[03:25] ---**
Slick
**[03:25] ---**
Slick
**[03:26] ---**
Wait a minute! You sure about that last one?
**[03:28] ---**
Could we tag along on
your hospital visit, perhaps?
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Sorry to bother you when you're so busy.
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Not at all.
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Are you familiar with the baby talk incident
currently transpiring at Crotter Inc?
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**[03:44] ---**
The "mass hysteria from
work stress" incident?
**[03:48] ---**
People don't start talking like
babies because they're stressed.
**[03:51] ---**
I always use baby talk with my wife,
even when I'm not stressed at all.
**[03:52] ---**
I'm feewing stwessed out from work!
**[03:52] ---**
I'm feewing stwessed out from work!
**[03:55] ---**
Too much information.
**[03:57] ---**
An investigation has
revealed that the victims
**[03:59] ---**
heard a strange announcement
over the PA moments before.
**[04:04] ---**
That PA announcement
must have been the cause.
**[04:07] ---**
Hypnosis of some kind?
**[04:09] ---**
Hypnosis uses the power of suggestion.
**[04:11] ---**
Not everyone is susceptible to it.
**[04:14] ---**
But every single person who heard that
announcement started talking like infants.
**[04:14] ---**
Goo goo gaga!
**[04:14] ---**
Goo goo gaga!
**[04:20] ---**
The implications are utterly terrifying.
**[04:22] ---**
You mean, "What if the spell had
been designed to kill them instantly,
**[04:25] ---**
instead of just changing their speech?"
**[04:27] ---**
Precisely.
**[04:29] ---**
This is a matter of
critical national security.
**[04:33] ---**
Investigate at once,
**[04:35] ---**
and find the person who
made that announcement.
**[04:37] ---**
Yes, sir.
**[04:40] ---**
Karauri General Hospital
**[04:40] ---**
Thank you for taking time out of your day.
**[04:43] ---**
Not at all.
**[04:44] ---**
Even if the pay's crap, brainwashing
these kids while they're young
**[04:48] ---**
means they'll buy my merch in the future.
**[04:48] ---**
Waaaant!!
**[04:48] ---**
Waaaant!!
**[04:50] ---**
I don't mind at all.
**[04:51] ---**
That's one asshole motivation!
**[04:52] ---**
I was really rather shocked
when you said you were coming,
**[04:55] ---**
and you wanted *us* to pay
you an appearance fee...
**[04:58] ---**
Sounds like it was kind of a burden...
**[04:59] ---**
I know!
**[05:00] ---**
Usually, I just shake hands
and sign autographs,
**[05:03] ---**
but how about I blow their little
minds with a Hero Show instead?
**[05:05] ---**
Would you?
**[05:07] ---**
Wash your
hands!!
**[05:07] ---**
I'm sure the children would love that!
**[05:09] ---**
Sugihara-san. A word, please?
**[05:11] ---**
Hm? Of course...
**[05:15] ---**
What is DX Fighter doing here?
**[05:17] ---**
Wash your
hands!!
**[05:17] ---**
I thought it might take the
children's minds off their conditions...
**[05:20] ---**
Still...
**[05:21] ---**
Don't you know kids hate that guy
even more than they hate redback spiders?
**[05:21] ---**
Hated more than
a redback spider!!
**[05:21] ---**
Hated more than
a redback spider!!
**[05:26] ---**
Wash your
hands!!
**[05:26] ---**
And you're even *paying* him?
**[05:28] ---**
I'm so sorry!
**[05:29] ---**
Wash your
hands!!
**[05:29] ---**
How hated *is* that DX Fighter guy?
**[05:31] ---**
If the children don't enjoy the show,
it'll spell serious trouble for Sugihara-san...
**[05:37] ---**
I hope this works.
**[05:38] ---**
Wash your
hands!!
**[05:38] ---**
The baby talk spell has a hostile
vibe value of negative 55.
**[05:41] ---**
The same as getting jealous
of your friend's cute girlfriend,
**[05:43] ---**
I saw her with
another guy!
**[05:44] ---**
and lying to him to break them up.
**[05:45] ---**
That's some pretty hostile vibes.
**[05:47] ---**
Hero
**[05:47] ---**
Show
**[05:48] ---**
Okay, everyone!
**[05:50] ---**
A superhero has come here
today to cheer you all up,
**[05:53] ---**
even though we didn't ask him to!
**[05:58] ---**
Heroes are TV nonsense.
**[06:00] ---**
If that stuff could cure us,
we wouldn't need hospitals!
**[06:03] ---**
Don't say that.
**[06:05] ---**
Recovery is partly psychological.
Haven't you heard of the placebo effect?
**[06:06] ---**
I'm Cured!!
**[06:06] ---**
I'm Cured!!
**[06:06] ---**
I'm Cured!!
**[06:06] ---**
I think!
**[06:06] ---**
I think!
**[06:06] ---**
Placibeaux
**[06:06] ---**
Placebo Effect:
Feeling better after
taking fake medicine!
**[06:06] ---**
Placebo Effect:
Feeling better after
taking fake medicine!
**[06:08] ---**
Nope!
**[06:10] ---**
They're getting pretty rowdy in there.
**[06:12] ---**
They're probably stressed out.
**[06:14] ---**
Hey, DX Fighter.
**[06:15] ---**
You'd better not go hitting
those kids with a DX Bomber.
**[06:18] ---**
Only a child would lose
his temper at children.
**[06:21] ---**
Then, let's call him out onto the stage.
**[06:24] ---**
DX Fighter!
**[06:28] ---**
Leave protecting the Earth to me!
**[06:30] ---**
DX Fighter is here! Nice to meet you!
**[06:35] ---**
Come on, everyone! Clap! Clap!
**[06:37] ---**
He came here for you,
even though we didn't ask him to!
**[06:40] ---**
Are you embarrassed?
**[06:42] ---**
You're the one who should be embarrassed!
**[06:44] ---**
What a stupid-looking outfit.
**[06:46] ---**
What was that?
**[06:47] ---**
I'll blast you with my DX Bomber!
**[06:49] ---**
You're gonna blast a child?
**[06:50] ---**
I'll post that on Crotter!
**[06:51] ---**
W-Wait!
**[06:53] ---**
Everyone, look!
**[06:54] ---**
It's an evil secret society!
**[06:59] ---**
Listen up, children.
This hospital is now mine!
**[07:04] ---**
This is the lamest evil
organization I've ever seen.
**[07:07] ---**
They look like subway workers.
**[07:08] ---**
That only applies to the chancellor.
**[07:10] ---**
No, I don't work there either.
**[07:11] ---**
Now, come at me!
**[07:12] ---**
I'll blast you away with the DX Bomber!
**[07:14] ---**
Right!
**[07:15] ---**
Okay, men.
**[07:17] ---**
Get him!
**[07:22] ---**
He got us!
**[07:23] ---**
You're using beams? That's cheating!
**[07:24] ---**
Shut up! I'm outnumbered here!
**[07:26] ---**
Curse you.
**[07:28] ---**
Okay, Doc, unleash the monster!
**[07:30] ---**
Right!
**[07:33] ---**
That's scary! Way too scary!
**[07:35] ---**
Calm down, everyone!
**[07:36] ---**
Don't worry!
**[07:37] ---**
It's just a show!
**[07:38] ---**
It's too realistic, Doc!
**[07:40] ---**
The children are
hyperventilating out of fear!
**[07:44] ---**
No fair! You ambushed him!
**[07:46] ---**
Make sure to heed the rules,
even when they're stupid!
**[07:50] ---**
And get your daily calcium.
**[07:51] ---**
I don't want to hear that from you!
**[07:52] ---**
DX Fighter sucks!
**[07:55] ---**
What was that?
**[07:56] ---**
I'll re-educate you all!
**[07:58] ---**
Don't you dare, DX Fighter!
**[08:01] ---**
Out of my way!
**[08:02] ---**
You've spoiled these children
and made them major brats!
**[08:05] ---**
Please... stop!
**[08:10] ---**
You'll pay for that!
**[08:14] ---**
Sugihara-san's awesome!
**[08:15] ---**
Get him!
**[08:17] ---**
She's so strong!
**[08:20] ---**
Curse you!
**[08:23] ---**
You're not bad...
**[08:27] ---**
I've dabbled in Gracie jiu-jitsu.
**[08:29] ---**
How'd that come about?!
**[08:31] ---**
But... how about this?
**[08:34] ---**
Rapid-Fire Double Bomber!
**[08:36] ---**
Take that! And that! And that!
**[08:39] ---**
So cool!
**[08:40] ---**
Get him!
**[08:45] ---**
That won't work on me twice!
**[08:47] ---**
She dodged it!
**[08:54] ---**
She did it!
**[08:55] ---**
What's going on here?!
**[09:00] ---**
Karauri General Hospital
**[09:01] ---**
Why did you beat up the hero?
**[09:03] ---**
I'm so sorry...
**[09:05] ---**
Director!
**[09:06] ---**
My spine hurts. I don't think I can
do any superhero-ing for a while.
**[09:11] ---**
You *will* compensate me
for lost wages, won't you?
**[09:14] ---**
Well... you're the one who
pushed to perform here...
**[09:19] ---**
What's that got to do with it?
**[09:21] ---**
Very well.
**[09:22] ---**
I'll write on Crotter that one
of your employees assaulted me.
**[09:22] ---**
DX Fighter
**[09:22] ---**
Please recrott!
**[09:22] ---**
An employee at Karauri
General Hospital assaulted me!!!!
It's gonna take two months
to recover!!!!
**[09:25] ---**
W-Wait a minute!
**[09:27] ---**
I'll quit as an apology.
**[09:29] ---**
And I'll pay DX Fighter's compensation, too.
**[09:33] ---**
Oh, really?
**[09:36] ---**
Here's my bank information.
I'll take 500,000—
**[09:36] ---**
Bank Info
**[09:39] ---**
Bank Info
**[09:39] ---**
Bank Info
**[09:41] ---**
You bogus hero!
**[09:42] ---**
Kids!
**[09:43] ---**
Director, we want you to look at this.
**[09:45] ---**
What is it?
**[09:47] ---**
He's spent his whole life in a wheelchair.
**[09:50] ---**
But after watching Sugihara-san,
now he can do capoeira.
**[09:55] ---**
This kid's been bedridden for months.
**[09:57] ---**
But now he can do slacklining.
**[09:59] ---**
No way!
**[10:00] ---**
It's the placebo effect.
**[10:00] ---**
Placibeaux
**[10:00] ---**
Placebo Effect
**[10:00] ---**
Placebo Effect
**[10:02] ---**
Watching Sugihara-san
fight encouraged us all.
**[10:06] ---**
So please, Sugihara-san! Don't quit!
**[10:09] ---**
Keep encouraging us like you did today!
**[10:12] ---**
You guys... Thank you!
**[10:15] ---**
Look!
**[10:16] ---**
That "thank you" scored a 55 positive rating!
**[10:19] ---**
We did it! Now we can make
an Anti-Spell for the baby talk!
**[10:23] ---**
Director.
**[10:24] ---**
I helped the kids feel better.
**[10:27] ---**
Could I trouble you for some more pay?
**[10:29] ---**
Look! DX Fighter's jackassery
scores a 200 negative rating!
**[10:32] ---**
How is he even a superhero?!
**[10:35] ---**
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**[10:35] ---**
Hard Truth
**[10:35] ---**
Major IT Corp Infantalization Was Actually...
**[10:35] ---**
Major IT Corp Infantalization Was Actually...
**[10:35] ---**
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The Baby Talk Was a Company Activity
**[10:35] ---**
The Baby Talk Was a Company Activity
**[10:35] ---**
Learning that the mass baby talk
incident that afflicted employees
**[10:39] ---**
at major tech company Crotter Inc
was just a company activity
**[10:43] ---**
has brought a strained smile to
the faces of all parties involved.
**[10:47] ---**
I see...
**[10:49] ---**
Perhaps I'll try an even
more interesting spell.
**[10:53] ---**
Help Spell
**[10:53] ---**
Help Spell
**[10:53] ---**
Help Spell
**[10:54] ---**
Well? What will you do now?
# E4 - Help Spell
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G63W41GQ6/help-spell)
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Park
**[01:00] ---**
Gentlemen!
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**[01:01] ---**
Thanks to you, we got the two million yen
reward for creating the baby talk anti-spell.
**[01:07] ---**
Eagle Talon has been blessed with
funding beyond its wildest dreams.
**[01:12] ---**
We could mess around for two years
before conquering the world on that.
**[01:14] ---**
But we can't just rest on our laurels!
**[01:17] ---**
Having financial security
should inspire us to be bold
**[01:18] ---**
Inspirus Tobebold
(Artist's Impression)
**[01:18] ---**
Inspirus Tobebold
(Artist's Impression)
**[01:18] ---**
Inspirus Tobebold
(Artist's Impression)
**[01:20] ---**
and conquer the world by New Year's Eve,
**[01:22] ---**
Red and White Wrong Battle
**[01:22] ---**
so we can all watch the Red and
White Battle on a large-screen TV!
**[01:26] ---**
Roger!
**[01:26] ---**
Dodger!
**[01:27] ---**
Hey, he just said "Dodger"!
**[01:28] ---**
That's why I gave the doc 50,000 yen and
six hours to cook us up a new secret weapon.
**[01:31] ---**
Hours
**[01:31] ---**
Hours
**[01:31] ---**
That's it?!
**[01:31] ---**
That's it?!
**[01:36] ---**
Doc?
**[01:37] ---**
Yeah. Here it is!
**[01:38] ---**
It's called the "No Identity" and it fires a beam
that temporarily robs you of your identity!
**[01:41] ---**
No Identity
**[01:41] ---**
No Identity
**[01:41] ---**
No Identity
**[01:42] ---**
A beam that robs you of your identity?
**[01:44] ---**
What's that even mean?
**[01:46] ---**
Take a police officer, for example.
**[01:47] ---**
If you hit him with this beam, he'll lose
all motivation to catch criminals.
**[01:53] ---**
Even if he sees a thief
right in front of him,
**[01:54] ---**
What's the point?
**[01:54] ---**
What's the point?
**[01:54] ---**
Heh heh
**[01:54] ---**
Heh heh
**[01:56] ---**
he'll ask himself, "What's even
the point of arresting that guy?"
**[02:00] ---**
They'll all go home to the country
and take over the family business!
**[02:03] ---**
You think?
**[02:04] ---**
Well, let's use this and go
conquer the world right away!
**[02:09] ---**
Eagle—
**[02:11] ---**
Hey, Eagle Talon!
**[02:12] ---**
What is it, DX Fighter?
**[02:14] ---**
You guys conquering the world today?
I saw it on your Googoog Calendar.
**[02:17] ---**
Yoshida-kun, why did you share
our calendar with DX Fighter?!
**[02:21] ---**
I shared it by accident!
**[02:22] ---**
You shared it with me too.
**[02:23] ---**
I'd like to help you conquer the world.
**[02:26] ---**
What? Help *us*?
**[02:28] ---**
Yes!
**[02:29] ---**
So what's the scheme?
**[02:30] ---**
Attacking the government,
holding the business district hostage,
**[02:33] ---**
poisoning a reservoir... Just name it!
**[02:36] ---**
What in the world is he planning?
**[02:38] ---**
I couldn't say.
**[02:39] ---**
But his eyes look as pure
as a clearwater spring.
**[02:42] ---**
True. Maybe we should give him a chance?
**[02:45] ---**
Yeah, let's use him.
**[02:47] ---**
Hey, DX Fighter! Come with us.
**[02:49] ---**
Yeah, let's do this!
**[02:50] ---**
I dunno, guys...
**[02:53] ---**
I'd like to ask a few more questions
about the recent baby talk incident.
**[02:58] ---**
I'm sorry, but that concerns
our employees' private lives,
**[03:02] ---**
so it would be impossible
to answer your questions.
**[03:04] ---**
I was hoping I could talk to
someone on your staff about it...
**[03:07] ---**
Can I help you?
**[03:09] ---**
Yes, I'm Tanaka from Monthly Baby Talk.
**[03:13] ---**
I'd like to ask some questions about
your staff's recent baby talk party—
**[03:17] ---**
Please leave.
**[03:18] ---**
We have nothing to say about that.
**[03:20] ---**
And... is that magazine even real?
**[03:23] ---**
We serve a very particular clientele.
**[03:26] ---**
Oh?
**[03:27] ---**
I'd like to see a copy
of your magazine, then.
**[03:32] ---**
You don't have one?
**[03:34] ---**
Monthly Baby Talk
**[03:34] ---**
Monthly Baby Talk
**[03:34] ---**
Monthly Baby Talk
**[03:34] ---**
I have a copy right here.
**[03:35] ---**
Monthly Baby Talk
**[03:35] ---**
Monthly Baby Talk
**[03:35] ---**
Monthly Baby Talk
**[03:35] ---**
Goo Goo Burble
**[03:35] ---**
It's actually real?!
**[03:36] ---**
Monthly Baby Talk
**[03:36] ---**
Monthly Baby Talk
**[03:36] ---**
Monthly Baby Talk
**[03:36] ---**
S-Still... We can't answer any questions
regarding our employees' private lives.
**[03:42] ---**
So please leave.
**[03:44] ---**
Very well.
**[03:49] ---**
How did it go?
**[03:50] ---**
I have a read on the
lobby's security situation.
**[03:52] ---**
Definitely tighter than
your standard tech company.
**[03:55] ---**
The sheer number of anti-theft
cameras and guards is absurd.
**[03:58] ---**
Crotter Inc... Very suspicious.
**[04:00] ---**
I think they're hiding something.
**[04:03] ---**
Kaneko, I can't believe you
mocked up a magazine for this.
**[04:06] ---**
Oh, I actually make them in
my spare time every month.
**[04:06] ---**
Monthly Baby Talk
**[04:06] ---**
Monthly Baby Talk
**[04:06] ---**
Monthly Baby Talk
**[04:06] ---**
Goo goo
gaga
Burble
baba
**[04:08] ---**
You actually *publish* them?!
**[04:11] ---**
Let's begin our quest for
world domination in this park.
**[04:15] ---**
We'll conquer that fountain first!
**[04:18] ---**
Everyone, move out!
**[04:20] ---**
Yay! Conquest!
**[04:22] ---**
Yeah! We conquered this fountain!
**[04:25] ---**
Is this capture the flag?
**[04:26] ---**
Big Bro Yoshida.
**[04:27] ---**
Where should we go next?
**[04:29] ---**
The lavatories? The underbrush?
**[04:30] ---**
Hm, how about that bench?
We can use it to take a load off.
**[04:34] ---**
All right! I'll be first there this time!
**[04:37] ---**
Are you guys at it *again*?!
**[04:39] ---**
Ah! The maintenance company guy!
**[04:41] ---**
How many times do I have to tell you people?
**[04:43] ---**
World domination isn't allowed in the park!
**[04:46] ---**
It doesn't say that in the park rules, though!
**[04:46] ---**
Park Rules
**[04:46] ---**
Park Rules
**[04:46] ---**
No fireworks or fire
**[04:46] ---**
No littering
**[04:46] ---**
Stick to marked trails
**[04:48] ---**
Yeah, because we don't
expect people to try it!
**[04:50] ---**
But parks are the only places
we *can* take over right now...
**[04:52] ---**
Social Distancing
World Domination
**[04:52] ---**
Social Distancing
World Domination
**[04:52] ---**
Huh?
**[04:52] ---**
World
Domination
**[04:55] ---**
You won't coerce me with that "Parks are the
only place we can take over right now" crap!
**[04:59] ---**
Delu-Bo!
**[05:01] ---**
What are you doing, DX Fighter?!
**[05:04] ---**
Well, eliminating resistance is what
an evil secret society does, right?
**[05:08] ---**
We practice green and socially
conscious world domination!
**[05:12] ---**
An evil secret society!
**[05:13] ---**
Delu-Bo!
**[05:14] ---**
What are you doing, DX Fighter?!
**[05:16] ---**
We need to silence the witnesses, obviously!
**[05:19] ---**
You all right?
**[05:20] ---**
They did it!
**[05:21] ---**
Call the police!
**[05:22] ---**
Delu-Bo! Delu-Bo! Delu-Bo! Delu-Bo!
**[05:24] ---**
Stop it! Please stop this!
**[05:26] ---**
Shut up!
**[05:27] ---**
Hey! What're you doing?
**[05:28] ---**
I want to conquer the world.
**[05:31] ---**
If you're going to try to stop me...
**[05:33] ---**
...*I'll* be the chancellor!
**[05:36] ---**
Hey! I'm the chancellor of DX Talon!
**[05:41] ---**
Hey! DX Fighter!
**[05:43] ---**
Yamanoue Bank
**[05:43] ---**
Yamanoue Bank
**[05:45] ---**
We're DX Talon!
**[05:47] ---**
Cough up or I'll blast ya with
a DX Talon Bomber, assholes!
**[05:52] ---**
Bank robbers!
**[05:52] ---**
Moron!
**[05:54] ---**
Now, men!
**[05:55] ---**
Grab all the cash!
**[06:04] ---**
Head straight for the Diet.
**[06:06] ---**
Yessir!
**[06:07] ---**
Darn that DX Fighter.
**[06:10] ---**
Where has he gone?
**[06:11] ---**
Chancellor. Could this be
some kind of spell at work?
**[06:14] ---**
Look all around you.
**[06:17] ---**
What? They're helping each other!
**[06:20] ---**
Help Spell
**[06:20] ---**
Help Spell
**[06:20] ---**
I bet it's a Help Spell.
**[06:22] ---**
A Help Spell?
**[06:23] ---**
Is that why DX Fighter was helping us?
**[06:26] ---**
But it's more harmful than helpful...
**[06:29] ---**
A Help Spell requires you to offer aid to
others, regardless of the morality of the act.
**[06:30] ---**
Can I help?
**[06:30] ---**
Can I help?
**[06:34] ---**
I see...
**[06:35] ---**
I Love World Domination!!!
**[06:35] ---**
I Love World Domination!!!
**[06:35] ---**
And it's sent him on a rampage.
**[06:38] ---**
Doc. How many good vibes
do we need to counter it?
**[06:41] ---**
The hostile vibes have got
a negative 380 rating.
**[06:43] ---**
Equivalent to pushing over
a cake at a wedding reception,
**[06:45] ---**
Cheater
**[06:45] ---**
exposing the groom's history of infidelity,
**[06:48] ---**
and ranting that the bride gets
her ugly looks from her parents.
**[06:51] ---**
That's pretty bad!
**[06:52] ---**
Why are all your analogies about
stuff that goes on in relationships?
**[06:55] ---**
It's Eagle Talon!
**[06:57] ---**
Oh, you're from DX Company.
**[07:00] ---**
Do you know where our president's gone?
**[07:02] ---**
He's off conquering the world
under the name DX Talon.
**[07:07] ---**
What? But why?!
**[07:09] ---**
He's been corrupted by a Help Spell.
**[07:11] ---**
That's very bad. When the president starts
committing evil deeds, he can't be stopped!
**[07:14] ---**
Being a fighter for good has left him
with a lot of pent-up evil inside.
**[07:18] ---**
How good can he be, then?!
**[07:19] ---**
Chancellor, I've had an idea.
**[07:22] ---**
What is it?
**[07:25] ---**
Look at this! An evil secret society calling
itself DX Talon has launched a coup attempt!
**[07:29] ---**
They're breaking through
police and JSDF barricades...
**[07:33] ---**
*...and closing in on the Diet building!*
**[07:36] ---**
Zaharu.
**[07:37] ---**
Is this another kind of spell?
**[07:40] ---**
Most likely. I suspect Sugar is behind it.
**[07:43] ---**
Get things in order just in case.
**[07:47] ---**
Very well.
**[07:49] ---**
Listen up, you damn politicians!
**[07:51] ---**
If you don't surrender
unconditionally right now,
**[07:54] ---**
I'll use a DX Talon Bomber to blow up
everything from here to Ikaho Hot Springs!
**[07:57] ---**
Hold it!
**[08:00] ---**
One... for all and all for one.
**[08:04] ---**
Two... tickets to paradise.
**[08:07] ---**
Three... French hens!
**[08:09] ---**
Who the hell are you people?!
**[08:11] ---**
We are your worst nightmare:
**[08:13] ---**
The DX Fighters!
**[08:16] ---**
What?!
**[08:18] ---**
Look at this! A whole group of DX Fighters!
**[08:21] ---**
When'd he form his own Sentai team?!
**[08:24] ---**
Take this!
**[08:25] ---**
No Identity Bomber!
**[08:29] ---**
Wait, why am I doing this?
**[08:33] ---**
Why am I? I'm going home to my parents!
**[08:35] ---**
Wh-What's happening?
**[08:37] ---**
They're all losing their identities!
**[08:39] ---**
That's right. They're going to head
off on journeys of self-discovery,
**[08:42] ---**
reunite with now-married long-lost
loves, and re-evaluate their lives!
**[08:46] ---**
I still have numbers on my side.
**[08:48] ---**
Get him, everyone!
**[08:51] ---**
Don't give in, DX Fighters!
**[08:57] ---**
Are you seeing this?
**[08:58] ---**
The members of DX Talon, stripped of
their identities, have lost all motivation!
**[09:03] ---**
Don't
try to
find me.
**[09:03] ---**
Some are even leaving Dear John
letters and traveling the world!
**[09:07] ---**
What do you say now? You're the only one left!
**[09:11] ---**
What?!
**[09:13] ---**
Now, repent your evil deeds.
**[09:19] ---**
DX Talon Bomber!
**[09:26] ---**
K-K-Koizumi?!
**[09:34] ---**
They did it!
**[09:36] ---**
They defeated the DX Talon's chancellor!
**[09:39] ---**
Thank you, DX Fighters!
**[09:42] ---**
We did it! Exactly 380 positive!
**[09:45] ---**
We did it, Doc.
**[09:46] ---**
We'd better make and broadcast
that Anti Spell right away.
**[09:49] ---**
Hey, hang on a minute.
**[09:51] ---**
What?
**[09:52] ---**
That beam...
**[09:54] ---**
...did nothing to me!
**[09:56] ---**
Why?
**[09:57] ---**
Why didn't you lose your evil identity?!
**[10:00] ---**
Evil identity?
**[10:02] ---**
My identity has never
been rooted in good or evil!
**[10:09] ---**
This is bad!
**[10:10] ---**
What's DX Fighter's weakness?
**[10:11] ---**
Yoshida-san.
**[10:13] ---**
What is it, Philip?
**[10:14] ---**
For DX Fighter... you need money.
**[10:17] ---**
That's right.
**[10:19] ---**
His moral compass revolves around... money!
**[10:22] ---**
Hey, you blond pig!
**[10:24] ---**
What now? I'll blast you!
**[10:25] ---**
10,000 yen to back off.
**[10:27] ---**
Deal.
**[10:29] ---**
A mere 10,000 yen buys him off!
**[10:32] ---**
What was this all for, anyway?!
**[10:35] ---**
Ah! Wh-What are you doing?
**[10:37] ---**
Hit it, Doc!
**[10:43] ---**
An Anti-Spell?
**[10:45] ---**
What's the meaning of this, Zaharu?
**[10:47] ---**
Wait, could he have been... DX Fighter?
**[10:55] ---**
Those guys...
**[10:57] ---**
...used an Anti-Spell?!
# E5 - Tear Off Your Clothes When You Hear a Compliment Spell
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR25KXMKR/tear-off-your-clothes-when-you-hear-a-compliment-spell)
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***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Episode 5 "Tear Off Your Clothes When
You Hear a Compliment Spell"
***SIGN*** Episode 5 "Tear Off Your Clothes When
You Hear a Compliment Spell"
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***SIGN*** Episode 5 "Tear Off Your Clothes When
You Hear a Compliment Spell"
***SIGN*** Episode 5 "Tear Off Your Clothes When
You Hear a Compliment Spell"
***SIGN*** Episode 5 "Tear Off Your Clothes When
You Hear a Compliment Spell"
**[01:00] ---**
Listen up! Don't let this thing slow down!
**[01:03] ---**
Just keep driving like you're doing now!
**[01:05] ---**
Y-Yes, sir.
**[01:08] ---**
Huh? What now?
**[01:09] ---**
*Excuse me, is this the busjacker?*
**[01:11] ---**
Who the hell are you?
**[01:12] ---**
*This is Yoshida of the DX Fighters.*
**[01:15] ---**
*Please look to your right.*
**[01:16] ---**
My right?
**[01:17] ---**
* You will see Mt. Fuji,*
* the tallest mountain in Japan.*
**[01:20] ---**
What are you, a tour guide?!
**[01:22] ---**
*I'm so very sorry. I meant your left.*
**[01:24] ---**
My left?
**[01:25] ---**
*You'll see your fate line.*
**[01:26] ---**
What are you, a palm reader?!
**[01:27] ---**
*Yes, I am.*
**[01:27] ---**
DX Fighters
Yoshida
**[01:27] ---**
Call in Progress
**[01:27] ---**
DX Fighters
Yoshida
**[01:29] ---**
*And you're about to meet your fate.*
**[01:32] ---**
What did you say?
**[01:36] ---**
Thank you!
**[01:38] ---**
Your water.
**[01:39] ---**
Let's dig a hole!
**[01:42] ---**
There, there.
**[01:43] ---**
DX Fighters Getting it Done!
**[01:43] ---**
DX Fighters Getting it Done!
**[01:43] ---**
DX Fighters Getting it Done!
**[01:43] ---**
You're amazing, DX Fighters!
**[01:44] ---**
So cool!
**[01:44] ---**
DX Fighters Save People From Landslide
**[01:44] ---**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[01:44] ---**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[01:44] ---**
DX Fighters
**[01:44] ---**
A Boon to Humanity!
**[01:44] ---**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[01:44] ---**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[01:44] ---**
Brunch
with
the
Queen!
**[01:44] ---**
Main
Host
Selected
**[01:44] ---**
Another Stunning
Performance
**[01:45] ---**
Keep fighting!
**[01:50] ---**
I'm terribly grateful for the wonderful
hospitality you Japanese have shown me.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** The Queen of the Kingdom of Gluten
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** The Queen of the Kingdom of Gluten
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** The Queen of the Kingdom of Gluten
***SIGN*** The Queen of the Kingdom of Gluten
***SIGN*** The Queen of the Kingdom of Gluten
**[01:57] ---**
A welcome on a scale unprecedented
in Japan, with which none could find fault:
**[02:03] ---**
Pancakes. Made with whatever
was lying around, I'm told.
**[02:09] ---**
But with all these people here, we won't
be able to tell where that Jajackal guy is.
**[02:14] ---**
Don't let your guard down.
**[02:15] ---**
I'll be fine, but the Doc—
**[02:17] ---**
Doc!
**[02:19] ---**
What are you doing, dummy?
**[02:21] ---**
Darn it. I shouldn't have taken
this job to arrest Jajackal...
**[02:26] ---**
DX Fighters
**[02:26] ---**
Party
**[02:26] ---**
~
**[02:26] ---**
1 Hour Earlier
**[02:28] ---**
It's a banquet for the Queen of Gluten.
**[02:31] ---**
I've reached the "state visit
party guest" level of branding!
**[02:34] ---**
Listen, DX Fighter.
**[02:36] ---**
Gluten is a kingdom of exceptional
standing and forbearance.
**[02:38] ---**
Ex-scepter-nal
standing and
for-bear-ance
**[02:38] ---**
Ex-scepter-nal
standing and
for-bear-ance
**[02:38] ---**
Ex-scepter-nal
standing and
for-bear-ance
**[02:40] ---**
Try not to offend them.
**[02:41] ---**
Dumbass. That's my line.
**[02:43] ---**
Don't go wild as soon as you
set eyes on the fancy spread.
**[02:48] ---**
Mr. President, the head of security
wants to ask you something.
**[02:53] ---**
I'm Arai, the head of security.
**[02:54] ---**
Ask me? You can't borrow my
portable charger, if that's it.
**[02:57] ---**
No, it's not that.
**[02:58] ---**
We received word that the
international terrorist, Jajackal,
**[03:03] ---**
will target tonight's banquet.
**[03:05] ---**
International terrorist?!
**[03:07] ---**
And we'd like you to protect
the queen, if you could.
**[03:11] ---**
Obviously, the police will do all
we can to find Jajackal as well,
**[03:16] ---**
but he's a master of disguise,
**[03:17] ---**
and can change his height, weight, sex,
**[03:20] ---**
and even his middle school graduation
and smartphone case at will!
**[03:20] ---**
Year
book
**[03:23] ---**
Those last two aren't disguises!
**[03:25] ---**
Do you have a photo of him?
**[03:26] ---**
This is the only known photo of Jajackal.
**[03:29] ---**
But it's from when he was a kid.
**[03:32] ---**
Those are some big-ass nipples!
**[03:33] ---**
Not sure we can identify
him just from that...
**[03:35] ---**
Sorry, but I don't take jobs that put
me\ in danger or don't turn a profit.
**[03:39] ---**
Why are you a superhero, then?!
**[03:41] ---**
Wait a minute, DX Fighter.
**[03:43] ---**
If you arrest the terrorist,
**[03:45] ---**
you'll be made the next
prime minister, for sure.
**[03:45] ---**
I'll give you
10 yen apiece,
**[03:45] ---**
I'll give you
10 yen apiece,
**[03:45] ---**
poverty-stricken
assholes!
**[03:45] ---**
poverty-stricken
assholes!
**[03:49] ---**
What? Uh, you think?
**[03:50] ---**
And not just that...
**[03:52] ---**
Your merch might even
get released internationally.
**[03:56] ---**
Very well. I accept the job.
**[03:58] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[04:01] ---**
DX Fighters. I am so honored to meet you.
**[04:05] ---**
Th-Th-Thank you very much, Y-Y-Your Majesty!
**[04:10] ---**
Not "Y-Y-Your Majesty."
Just "Your Majesty," if you please.
**[04:13] ---**
F-Forgive me, Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Your...
**[04:15] ---**
Get a grip, DX Fighter!
**[04:18] ---**
You are quite the gallant set, aren't you?
**[04:22] ---**
Very manly indeed.
**[04:28] ---**
H-Hey, what're you doing?
**[04:29] ---**
Uh... I-I have no idea!
**[04:31] ---**
Did we just rip off our clothes?
**[04:33] ---**
What's going on here?
**[04:34] ---**
Dear me. Have I said something to upset you?
**[04:40] ---**
A-Ah, we apologize...
**[04:42] ---**
You praised us, Your Majesty,
and we got a little excited...
**[04:46] ---**
Your Majesty, please excuse us a moment.
**[04:49] ---**
Hey, you. Can I borrow your tuxedo?
**[04:52] ---**
Huh?
**[04:53] ---**
DX Fighters
**[04:53] ---**
Party
**[04:54] ---**
Why'd we rip our clothes off like that?
**[04:57] ---**
I just don't get it.
**[04:58] ---**
It's like my hands started
moving of their own accord...
**[05:01] ---**
It must be a Golden Spell!
**[05:03] ---**
Surely not!
**[05:05] ---**
Tear Off Your Clothes When
You Hear a Compliment Spell
**[05:05] ---**
Tear Off Your Clothes When
You Hear a Compliment Spell
**[05:05] ---**
It's the "Tear Off Your Clothes
When You Hear a Compliment" Spell.
**[05:08] ---**
It has a hostile vibes rating of 320.
**[05:10] ---**
I wonder when we heard that spell.
**[05:14] ---**
Wait a sec. Did anyone else hear
a strange voice when we were changing?
**[05:17] ---**
A strange voice?
**[05:20] ---**
♫ The abalone on the rocky
coast have a crush! ♫
**[05:22] ---**
A crush! A crush!
**[05:25] ---**
Get dressed already, assholes!
**[05:29] ---**
Huh?
**[05:31] ---**
What is it?
**[05:32] ---**
Did one of you just say something?
**[05:34] ---**
Not me.
**[05:36] ---**
So it was a Golden Spell
we heard at that moment.
**[05:39] ---**
Does that mean Sugar's here too?
**[05:42] ---**
Not just Jajackal, but Sugar too?
**[05:44] ---**
Wait, who's this "Sugar" guy?
**[05:46] ---**
Let's get back to the banquet hall.
**[05:49] ---**
Wh-What? It's a standing party now?
**[05:52] ---**
That'll make it easier for Jajackal
to get close to Her Majesty.
**[05:56] ---**
We'll just have to shadow the queen, then.
**[05:59] ---**
But don't let anyone compliment you, okay?
Act in a way that won't get you complimented.
**[06:03] ---**
How do I do that, exactly?
**[06:06] ---**
Koizumi.
**[06:07] ---**
Kuroki-kun! You're here too?
**[06:10] ---**
Business leaders were invited
to this function as well.
**[06:13] ---**
So you're a member of the DX Fighters, huh?
**[06:17] ---**
Yeah, I am.
**[06:19] ---**
Why didn't you tell me?
**[06:20] ---**
Well, uh, I only joined recently...
**[06:25] ---**
I see.
**[06:26] ---**
Why come to me after all these years?
**[06:30] ---**
It was just a coincidence.
I wasn't coming to you.
**[06:33] ---**
Really?
**[06:35] ---**
You're not holding a grudge over
that incident forty years ago?
**[06:41] ---**
~
**[06:41] ---**
~
**[06:41] ---**
40 Years Ago
**[06:47] ---**
Cigarettes
**[06:51] ---**
Kuroki-kun?
**[06:52] ---**
Wh-What do you want, Koizumi?
**[06:55] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[06:56] ---**
I was collecting ginkgo nuts.
**[06:58] ---**
Were you smoking?
**[07:01] ---**
And? So what if I was?
**[07:03] ---**
I was just surprised.
**[07:05] ---**
You're top of our class,
the student council president,
**[07:05] ---**
Top of the Class
**[07:05] ---**
Top of the Class
**[07:07] ---**
Student Council
President
**[07:07] ---**
Student Council
President
**[07:09] ---**
the ace of the baseball team
and popular with all the girls.
**[07:09] ---**
Baseball Team Ace
**[07:09] ---**
Baseball Team Ace
**[07:11] ---**
I can't believe you're smoking...
**[07:13] ---**
It's that stuff that drives me to smoke.
**[07:17] ---**
Ah, right.
**[07:19] ---**
I guess all that *would* be stressful.
**[07:21] ---**
Not that I'd understand any of it...
**[07:25] ---**
Huh?
**[07:31] ---**
Koizumi...
**[07:33] ---**
This is all your fault!
**[07:36] ---**
The fire started because you startled me!
**[07:40] ---**
Uh, but if you hadn't been smoking—
**[07:46] ---**
I have a future.
**[07:49] ---**
People are counting on me, unlike you.
**[07:51] ---**
I'm not a clumsy moron like you!
**[07:54] ---**
F-Fine... It's all my fault.
**[07:57] ---**
That's right.
**[07:58] ---**
You were the one smoking,
and you started the fire.
**[08:03] ---**
Got it?
**[08:05] ---**
Yes... I was the one smoking.
**[08:09] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[08:12] ---**
Oh, that?
**[08:14] ---**
I totally forgot about it.
**[08:16] ---**
You forgot?
**[08:18] ---**
You really forgot *that*?
**[08:19] ---**
Stuff like that was pretty much
an everyday occurrence for me.
**[08:27] ---**
He forgot about it?
**[08:31] ---**
How's it going with
Jajackal and the clothing?
**[08:33] ---**
We're shocking people before they
say nice things to us, so it's going okay.
**[08:37] ---**
Well, well, if it isn't the DX Fighters!
**[08:39] ---**
You're doing such a great—
**[08:41] ---**
Oh, uh, nothing. We're just doing our best.
**[08:44] ---**
O-Oh, I see.
**[08:46] ---**
Um, could I get a picture with you?
**[08:48] ---**
I'd love to brag to my daugh—
**[08:51] ---**
Uh, sorry but no.
**[08:52] ---**
It's, um, a matter of hygiene.
**[08:55] ---**
You're always so cool!
**[09:02] ---**
DX Fighter, you're so cool!
**[09:05] ---**
We feel safe with you around!
**[09:07] ---**
I love you!
**[09:14] ---**
How are you finding the banquet?
Worthy of a hip-hip-hoo-reiwa?
**[09:18] ---**
Hoo-Reiwa
**[09:19] ---**
Hoo-Reiwa
**[09:20] ---**
I am incensed at this display.
**[09:20] ---**
Hoo-Reiwa
**[09:22] ---**
I have no choice but to view
this banquet as a national insult!
**[09:28] ---**
Oh, um, wait a minute...
**[09:30] ---**
I didn't think we could offend you...
**[09:34] ---**
Hey, DX Fighter!
**[09:35] ---**
The queen is angry!
**[09:37] ---**
What? Why?
**[09:38] ---**
Why do you *think*?! Because of you!
**[09:40] ---**
Okay, I get it. I'll apologize.
**[09:42] ---**
Shut up!
**[09:43] ---**
Never show your faces here again!
**[09:47] ---**
It's all over...
**[09:49] ---**
Big bro.
**[09:51] ---**
What's wrong, Bosatsutoge?
**[09:54] ---**
Chancellor, look at that man!
**[09:57] ---**
It's Jajackal!
**[09:59] ---**
Those big-ass nipples!
**[10:02] ---**
The queen's in danger!
**[10:03] ---**
Save her!
**[10:06] ---**
Hold it!
**[10:10] ---**
Jajackal is in the building!
**[10:12] ---**
Okay! Leave this to me!
**[10:14] ---**
DX Bomber!
**[10:16] ---**
Not in *here*!
**[10:23] ---**
What the hell?
**[10:24] ---**
Why can *he* throw around DX Bombers,
but I'm not allowed to throw grenades?
**[10:28] ---**
Shut up! Come with us!
**[10:29] ---**
I simply cannot thank you enough.
**[10:32] ---**
You were tearing off clothing in an
attempt to flush out Jajackal, correct?
**[10:38] ---**
Uh, I guess.
**[10:40] ---**
Those words will let us make an Anti-Spell.
**[10:42] ---**
Ain't that great? A nice, smooth ending.
**[10:44] ---**
But where was Sugar in all this?
**[10:47] ---**
DX Fighters! You've done
a great job once more!
**[10:51] ---**
Yup!
**[10:51] ---**
As long as I'm here, the country's
human resources will be protected!
**[10:55] ---**
What a real hero! You'll be the
next prime minister, for sure!
**[10:59] ---**
Hell yeah!
# E6 - Chasing Sugar
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRZ4379XY/chasing-sugar)
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How are things, Chief Otori?
**[01:04] ---**
Think you can get what we're after?
**[01:06] ---**
I'm having trouble.
**[01:08] ---**
Crotter Inc is clearly suspicious,
**[01:09] ---**
but their security is ironclad,
**[01:12] ---**
and it's limiting our investigation.
**[01:14] ---**
A curiously weak-willed statement
from an old soldier like you.
**[01:19] ---**
But I do have one lead:
**[01:21] ---**
The recent attempted coup d'etat by DX Talon.
**[01:24] ---**
Take a look at the instigator.
**[01:26] ---**
Does he remind you of anyone?
**[01:28] ---**
Dory Funk Jr.?
**[01:28] ---**
Dory Funk Jr.
**[01:29] ---**
No. It's DX Fighter.
**[01:31] ---**
DX Fighter?
**[01:33] ---**
I thought he was a superhero.
**[01:35] ---**
Yes, I believe one of those spells
might've been behind his rampage.
**[01:40] ---**
He was seen engaged in world domination
with a curious band in a park.
**[01:42] ---**
Curious Band (Artist's Depiction)
**[01:45] ---**
I see.
**[01:47] ---**
And you believe this "curious band"
might know something?
**[01:54] ---**
Chancellor! It's done!
**[01:56] ---**
It's done, huh?
**[01:57] ---**
Ah! What's *that*?
**[01:59] ---**
The Sugar Search Monster, Antoman!
**[02:01] ---**
Sugar Search Monster
Antoman
**[02:01] ---**
Sugar Search Monster
Antoman
**[02:02] ---**
Antoman?
**[02:03] ---**
Why "anto," not ant?
**[02:05] ---**
We're trying to avoid a lawsuit
with the US copyright holders.
**[02:05] ---**
Say my name
and I'll stomp you!!
**[02:05] ---**
Say my name
and I'll stomp you!!
**[02:08] ---**
That's harsh.
**[02:09] ---**
You think this will help us find Sugar?
**[02:11] ---**
Ants love sugar.
**[02:13] ---**
Can you think of an organism
better suited to rooting it out?
**[02:13] ---**
Sugar
**[02:17] ---**
I suppose you have a point...
**[02:19] ---**
He has a real nose for it, too.
**[02:21] ---**
He can sense anything sweet
within a 10 km radius,
**[02:24] ---**
and he'll pursue it as far as he needs to.
**[02:26] ---**
For instance, this is Mr. Sato (sugar).
And this is Mr. Saito.
**[02:30] ---**
I'll shuffle the envelopes and...
**[02:33] ---**
Antoman, can you pick out Mr. Sato?
**[02:36] ---**
Envelope
**[02:36] ---**
Envelope
**[02:37] ---**
Envelope
**[02:39] ---**
He picked out Mr. Sato!
**[02:41] ---**
You sure it wasn't luck?
**[02:42] ---**
But what if there are *two* Mr. Satos?
**[02:44] ---**
No need to worry.
**[02:45] ---**
I'll show him the previous
Mr. Sato and another one.
**[02:48] ---**
Antoman, which Sato has more sugar content?
**[02:53] ---**
What makes him think
that Sato has more sugar?
**[02:56] ---**
Well, you see, this Mr. Sato's
first name is Mitsuo (honey)!
**[02:58] ---**
Sato Mitsuo
(Sugar) (Honey)
**[02:58] ---**
Sato Mitsuo
(Sugar) (Honey)
**[03:00] ---**
Wow, sugar and honey!
**[03:02] ---**
Double the sweetness!
**[03:03] ---**
This is the dumbest thing ever!
**[03:04] ---**
And "Sugar" is an even sweeter name,
so Antoman should find him right away.
**[03:08] ---**
Now, Antoman. Let's go find Sugar!
**[03:22] ---**
What do you want?
**[03:24] ---**
You've been getting them to
make Anti-Spells, haven't you?
**[03:28] ---**
"Them"? You mean Koizumi?
**[03:31] ---**
Do you know who he really is?
**[03:34] ---**
Of course. He's with the DX Fighters.
**[03:37] ---**
The DX Fighters?
**[03:41] ---**
What's so funny?
**[03:42] ---**
You should take a closer look into them.
**[03:45] ---**
Then you'll find out who he *really* is.
**[03:49] ---**
Who he really is?
**[03:53] ---**
Shortcake
**[03:53] ---**
¥
**[03:54] ---**
I knew it. He went right to the cake.
**[03:57] ---**
Hey, Antoman!
**[03:58] ---**
I'll give you a sugar cube later.
Right now, we need to find Sugar!
**[04:02] ---**
He's picked up the scent!
**[04:03] ---**
For your sake, I'll gladly
take out a 2 million yen loan.
**[04:07] ---**
Oh, I'm so happy!
**[04:09] ---**
Hey! Who's this guy?
**[04:11] ---**
Ah! Antoman went for that super sweet couple!
**[04:14] ---**
I thought he only detected sweet names!
**[04:17] ---**
Antoman's in pain!
**[04:20] ---**
What's that?
**[04:21] ---**
This man is actually a conman
who pursues women for marriage?
**[04:24] ---**
What's that?!
**[04:26] ---**
And this woman is already married
and has six other men on the side?
**[04:31] ---**
That's not sweet at all!
**[04:32] ---**
Incredible. Antoman can even
see through false sweetness.
**[04:36] ---**
Yoshida-kun, we're meant
to be looking for Sugar.
**[04:40] ---**
Antoman's on the move again!
**[04:41] ---**
He ran into a restaurant!
**[04:41] ---**
Restaurant
**[04:43] ---**
I think I'll raise your wage by 100 yen an hour.
**[04:46] ---**
Thank you so much, Mr. Manager.
**[04:50] ---**
He found a restaurant manager
who's sweet on his female employees!
**[04:52] ---**
That's not right either, Antoman!
**[04:55] ---**
Another pained expression!
**[04:58] ---**
What's that?
**[04:59] ---**
The manager intends to use the raise as
a pretext to ask Ms. Goto here out to dinner?
**[04:59] ---**
Ms. Goto
**[05:03] ---**
He wants to "go to eat"
for a chance to eat Goto out!
**[05:06] ---**
That's an awful pun!
**[05:06] ---**
Go find Sugar already!
**[05:09] ---**
Com
**[05:09] ---**
Com
**[05:09] ---**
Com
**[05:09] ---**
pany
**[05:09] ---**
pany
**[05:09] ---**
pany
**[05:10] ---**
Mr. President, you have a guest.
**[05:12] ---**
Who is it? Are they rich?
**[05:14] ---**
Sorry, but I'm afraid not.
**[05:17] ---**
Aren't you from NTS?
**[05:19] ---**
I'm Section Chief Otori.
**[05:21] ---**
I have a question for you, DX Fighter.
**[05:23] ---**
I've got nothing to say to secretive
government agencies like yours.
**[05:27] ---**
Is this you?
**[05:30] ---**
D-D-D-D-D-D-Don't be ridiculous!
**[05:33] ---**
I-I-I-I-I'm D-D-D-D-DX Fighter!
**[05:39] ---**
It's him.
**[05:39] ---**
Obviously.
**[05:40] ---**
N-No, it really wasn't!
**[05:42] ---**
A Golden Spell messed with my mind.
**[05:45] ---**
"Golden Spell"? It's called "Golden Spell"?
**[05:48] ---**
Yes.
**[05:49] ---**
With one word, you can
control a person like a puppet.
**[05:51] ---**
That's also why I stripped
off in front of a queen!
**[05:54] ---**
Eagle Talon knows all about it.
**[05:56] ---**
Eagle Talon?
**[05:57] ---**
DX Fighter, you will tell
no one that we were here,
**[06:01] ---**
or that we're searching for the Golden Spell.
**[06:05] ---**
Understood?
**[06:06] ---**
Yeah, fine.
**[06:09] ---**
For real this time, Sugar.
**[06:10] ---**
If you don't find him, we'll draw a cat on
your forehead like it's that Nazca site!
**[06:17] ---**
Antoman's got something again!
**[06:20] ---**
It seems like the strongest scent yet!
**[06:22] ---**
You think he's found Sugar this time?
**[06:25] ---**
Com
**[06:25] ---**
Com
**[06:25] ---**
Com
**[06:25] ---**
pany
**[06:25] ---**
pany
**[06:25] ---**
pany
**[06:27] ---**
DX Company?
**[06:33] ---**
What's *that*?
**[06:33] ---**
Sorry to startle you.
**[06:37] ---**
Put me through to the boss.
**[06:39] ---**
I'm very sorry.
**[06:42] ---**
Who was that lady? I don't like her vibe.
**[06:44] ---**
Damn. How'd she identify me?
**[06:47] ---**
It would've been weirder if she hadn't.
**[06:49] ---**
What's this thing?
**[06:52] ---**
Antoman!
**[06:53] ---**
Don't just blast him with your DX Bomber!
**[06:56] ---**
Shouldn't you be in your secret base?
**[06:57] ---**
We're looking for Sugar.
**[06:59] ---**
Antoman believes he's in your company.
**[07:01] ---**
Sugar? In my company?
**[07:04] ---**
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Secret Society Eagle Talon
**[07:09] ---**
Clear.
**[07:11] ---**
Be careful. There could be booby traps.
**[07:15] ---**
Search the room carefully.
**[07:17] ---**
Roger.
**[07:18] ---**
Mr. Zaharu! Look at this!
**[07:19] ---**
Eagle Talon
World Conkwquest
Scheduled Meeting
**[07:19] ---**
X
**[07:19] ---**
Season Leader
Eagle Talon! Goodness me
**[07:21] ---**
"Eagle Talon World Conquest
Scheduled Meeting?"
**[07:25] ---**
Eagle Talon
World Conkwquest
Scheduled Meeting
**[07:25] ---**
X
**[07:25] ---**
Season Leader
Eagle Talon! Goodness me
**[07:25] ---**
You think they're with Eagle Talon?
**[07:28] ---**
You know them?
**[07:29] ---**
I heard they were a secret society
with less durability than a paper balloon.
**[07:34] ---**
I see...
**[07:35] ---**
Eagle Talon
World Conkwquest
Scheduled Meeting
**[07:35] ---**
X
**[07:35] ---**
Season Leader
Eagle Talon! Goodness me
**[07:36] ---**
I see now why the Golden Spell was developed.
**[07:42] ---**
You guys do know this is a
superhero stronghold, right?
**[07:46] ---**
There's no bad guys in here!
**[07:48] ---**
*Look in a mirror!*
**[07:50] ---**
But we all know truth can
be stranger than fiction.
**[07:53] ---**
Couldn't we take a look around?
**[07:57] ---**
Antoman's recovered!
**[07:59] ---**
You okay, Antoman?
**[08:01] ---**
Antoman... Is Sugar here?
**[08:04] ---**
Who is he?
**[08:08] ---**
What? It's not me!
**[08:10] ---**
Not me, either!
**[08:12] ---**
Why are you pointing at me?
**[08:16] ---**
What?!
**[08:18] ---**
So one of those two is Sugar?
**[08:21] ---**
Excuse me, but what are your names?
**[08:24] ---**
I'm Iwasa.
**[08:26] ---**
And you?
**[08:28] ---**
Sato.
**[08:31] ---**
Oh, another "Sato" false alarm.
**[08:35] ---**
You see now? Get going already!
**[08:38] ---**
I think you're about to have a visitor.
**[08:41] ---**
What? A visitor?
**[08:43] ---**
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**[08:43] ---**
Secret Society Eagle Talon
**[08:45] ---**
Safety First
**[08:46] ---**
Be careful. Someone's in there.
**[08:47] ---**
Eagle Talon, perhaps?
**[08:53] ---**
Wh-What is this horrible creature?
**[08:55] ---**
Let him go! Hey! Let him go!
**[08:57] ---**
Freeze!
**[08:58] ---**
Wh-Who are you people?!
**[09:00] ---**
The woman from Monthly Baby Talk?
**[09:02] ---**
And you're... from Crotter Inc!
**[09:04] ---**
Who are you people?
**[09:06] ---**
There's no money here!
**[09:08] ---**
Who are you?!
**[09:09] ---**
You dummy!
**[09:10] ---**
When you ask someone's name,
it's only polite to give yours first!
**[09:13] ---**
Now, get out, or I'll keep
licking this guy! Thieves!
**[09:16] ---**
Fine, we'll leave! Just let him go!
**[09:21] ---**
I'm borrowing him for the night.
**[09:23] ---**
He's awakened my womanly lusts.
**[09:26] ---**
Quit barfing!
**[09:27] ---**
Withdraw! Withdraw!
**[09:28] ---**
We're withdrawing too!
**[09:30] ---**
S-Save me!
**[09:35] ---**
That got us nowhere.
**[09:37] ---**
I wonder where Sugar is.
**[09:40] ---**
But...
**[09:41] ---**
What is it, Philip?
**[09:42] ---**
What if that Mr. Sato guy *was* actually Sugar?
**[09:46] ---**
What makes you say that?
**[09:47] ---**
Sugar knows about us.
**[09:51] ---**
That time with the queen,
he knew just who to hit with that spell.
**[09:56] ---**
That's true.
**[09:58] ---**
He'd be in a position to
know what we're doing...
**[10:02] ---**
Didn't he say something about
being a former Crotter Inc engineer?
**[10:05] ---**
That's right.
**[10:07] ---**
He'd know how to steal a program
stored in Crotter Inc's cloud!
**[10:11] ---**
That's right. Let's go back
there. I'm sure he's Sugar!
**[10:14] ---**
All right, then!
**[10:17] ---**
Antoman's got something again!
**[10:18] ---**
H-Hey! Where are you going?
**[10:23] ---**
Look! It's Zaharu!
**[10:27] ---**
What's he doing here?
**[10:28] ---**
He might be Sugar too.
**[10:30] ---**
Why do you say that?
**[10:32] ---**
I just remembered...
**[10:33] ---**
The word "zahăr" means "sugar" in Romanian.
**[10:37] ---**
What did you say?!
**[10:38] ---**
He's got a sweet name too?
**[10:40] ---**
That means we have two suspects.
**[10:42] ---**
What's going on here?
**[10:44] ---**
None of this makes any sense!
**[10:47] ---**
They're the ones we passed in the elevator.
**[10:50] ---**
We'll have to thoroughly
investigate Crotter Inc.
**[10:57] ---**
There's a cat drawn in the barf!
**[10:58] ---**
This is the worst!
# E7 - Yoshida’s Plot
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Com
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**[01:00] ---**
Hey, now. What kind of jerk throws up all
over someone else's base, then runs away?
**[01:04] ---**
Our secret base is full of
puke now, thanks to you!
**[01:07] ---**
I had nothing to do with it.
**[01:09] ---**
Who did it, then?
We'll send them our cleaning bill!
**[01:11] ---**
I don't think they're the
kind of people you can bill...
**[01:15] ---**
What's the meaning of this, DX Fighter?
**[01:17] ---**
There's a dangerous creature
in Eagle Talon's secret base...
**[01:21] ---**
Eagle Talon!
**[01:22] ---**
Who are these people?
**[01:23] ---**
They're the ones who puked
all over your base yesterday.
**[01:26] ---**
So it was you! We're sending
you our cleaning bill!
**[01:28] ---**
Very well. We'll pay it.
**[01:29] ---**
But first, let me ask you a question.
**[01:32] ---**
Oh, my undies? They're usually white,
but I'm going commando today.
**[01:34] ---**
Not that. It's about the Golden Spell.
**[01:38] ---**
Sugar was right. Koizumi's
gang are secretly Eagle Talon.
**[01:43] ---**
That disposable
chopstick-tier group of villains?
**[01:47] ---**
Yes.
**[01:48] ---**
The one that'd lose to a housewife
in a stained glass-making club.
**[01:52] ---**
I don't get it.
**[01:54] ---**
Why would they be
subcontracting to DX Fighter?
**[01:58] ---**
Because they're stupid, most likely.
**[02:01] ---**
Of greater concern is the woman
we ran into, who was here the other day...
**[02:06] ---**
masquerading as a reporter.
**[02:09] ---**
Who is she?
**[02:10] ---**
I checked out their car
and saw a Cabinet ID.
**[02:14] ---**
NTS, huh?
**[02:14] ---**
Naikaku Tokumei Sousashitsu
(Cabinet Special Investigations Office)
**[02:14] ---**
Naikaku Tokumei Sousashitsu
(Cabinet Special Investigations Office)
**[02:16] ---**
So they've learned of the Golden Spell...
**[02:19] ---**
I think we should get rid of Eagle Talon.
**[02:22] ---**
Only after we acquire
the Anti-Spell generator.
**[02:26] ---**
Get Koizumi here.
**[02:27] ---**
Yes, sir.
**[02:29] ---**
So Crotter Inc is involved after all.
**[02:32] ---**
Who is this man?
**[02:34] ---**
That's Zaharu. He looks nasty,
and to be honest, he *is* nasty.
**[02:38] ---**
Could you set it up so I can meet him?
**[02:40] ---**
You like him?
**[02:41] ---**
Don't make me kill you.
**[02:42] ---**
We believe Crotter Inc is
more than just a tech firm.
**[02:45] ---**
I think Zaharu is the key
to finding out their secrets.
**[02:47] ---**
I see.
**[02:49] ---**
We suspect Zaharu might also be Sugar.
**[02:53] ---**
Yes? Have a nice day.
**[02:54] ---**
Oh, it's Zaharu.
**[02:55] ---**
Zaharu!
**[02:57] ---**
Yeah, I'm free.
**[02:58] ---**
So free, I've been consulting on how
to make 4.3 billion yen at the box office
**[02:58] ---**
4.3 billion in 3 days?
**[02:58] ---**
So
**[02:58] ---**
jealous!
**[03:01] ---**
in just three days.
**[03:03] ---**
Thwomp Amataro.
**[03:03] ---**
Thwomp Amataro
**[03:04] ---**
What was that about?
**[03:05] ---**
Zaharu wants us to go over to Crotter Inc.
**[03:07] ---**
What was that "Amataro" bit at the end about?
**[03:09] ---**
A perfect opportunity.
**[03:10] ---**
We'll go see him and find out the truth.
**[03:12] ---**
Be careful. It could be a trap.
**[03:14] ---**
Hey, now. Don't underestimate us.
**[03:16] ---**
He's just a businessman
with a nasty disposition.
**[03:19] ---**
We can take him!
**[03:20] ---**
That's right, we—
**[03:22] ---**
I wanna go home! I wanna go home!
**[03:24] ---**
Please, have mercy!
**[03:27] ---**
Have mercy on us!
**[03:29] ---**
Shut up and walk.
**[03:32] ---**
What's this door?
**[03:34] ---**
What's this crest?
**[03:35] ---**
Surprise party, right? The door will open
and some guy'll be tossing out cash.
**[03:39] ---**
Open the door.
**[03:41] ---**
Wh-What's all this?
**[03:43] ---**
You could fit all of Shimane inside this room.
**[03:46] ---**
Zaharu. Are you part of Shining Black?
**[03:48] ---**
I'm impressed you know about us.
**[03:50] ---**
Shining Black... I've heard of that.
**[03:53] ---**
It's an NPO where staff put
spring onions in their thongs,
**[03:55] ---**
Dog-Washing NPO
(Non-Profit Organization)
**[03:55] ---**
Dog-Washing NPO
(Non-Profit Organization)
**[03:55] ---**
Dog-Washing NPO
(Non-Profit Organization)
**[03:55] ---**
then wash dogs without them falling out.
**[03:58] ---**
I'm seriously going to kill you.
**[03:59] ---**
Hey, don't make him mad!
**[04:01] ---**
Did you bring the program?
**[04:05] ---**
Kuroki-kun! Are you...
**[04:07] ---**
Here it is.
**[04:10] ---**
Are you surprised that, 40 years later, your
classmate is the leader of a secret society?
**[04:18] ---**
Why are you the leader of a secret society?
**[04:21] ---**
You were our school's top student!
**[04:23] ---**
That's precisely why.
**[04:25] ---**
Before a load of fools can destroy the world,
**[04:29] ---**
I will lead it back onto the correct path.
**[04:33] ---**
Don't you feel the same way?
**[04:35] ---**
Chancellor of Eagle Talon.
**[04:38] ---**
Sorry, but we're only a secret
society because it beats working.
**[04:42] ---**
That's not true! I really
want to conquer the world!
**[04:44] ---**
Then, why are you working with the NTS?
**[04:47] ---**
They're interested in the Golden Spell, too.
**[04:49] ---**
They think Zaharu is behind it.
**[04:52] ---**
Very interesting.
**[04:53] ---**
We'll have to deal with the NTS eventually.
**[04:57] ---**
Zaharu, use Eagle Talon to
make contact with the NTS chief.
**[05:03] ---**
Find out what they know.
**[05:06] ---**
Very well.
**[05:07] ---**
Koizumi. I will spare your life.
**[05:12] ---**
But if you betray me,
I'll drown you in sulfuric acid.
**[05:17] ---**
Ah, this is getting really dangerous...
**[05:20] ---**
No, out of adversity comes opportunity.
**[05:22] ---**
Chancellor, I have an idea.
**[05:25] ---**
An idea?
**[05:27] ---**
Hold on a minute.
**[05:29] ---**
Just what is this?
**[05:30] ---**
It looks great on you, Chief.
**[05:32] ---**
This'll help you stay incognito.
**[05:33] ---**
Not even Zaharu would expect the chief
of the NTS to wear such a silly costume.
**[05:38] ---**
Well, that's true...
**[05:39] ---**
That's a joke, right?
**[05:40] ---**
Don't worry.
**[05:41] ---**
Just follow this script and you'll make
contact with Zaharu without him realizing.
**[05:41] ---**
The Perpetual Transfer Student
**[05:41] ---**
The Perpetual Transfer Student
**[05:41] ---**
By Yoshida J. Katsuo
**[05:45] ---**
In one minute's time,
run straight to that street corner.
**[05:48] ---**
Very well.
**[05:49] ---**
Now! Go, Marty!
**[05:50] ---**
1.5 Gigawatts!!
**[05:52] ---**
Mifuyu was a cheerful but slightly
scatterbrained high school student.
**[05:56] ---**
One day, she overslept, and ran
to school with toast in her mouth.
**[05:59] ---**
Is this a shojo manga?!
**[06:00] ---**
Meanwhile, Zaharu was a transfer student.
**[06:02] ---**
He didn't know where the school was,
so he wandered about, staring at his map.
**[06:06] ---**
This sounds like a rom-com.
**[06:08] ---**
Then, the rushing Miharu collided with him!
**[06:11] ---**
Ow, that hurts.
**[06:15] ---**
Pervert!
**[06:16] ---**
Ow!
**[06:17] ---**
How dare you touch my chest!
**[06:19] ---**
What about you? You should
watch where you're running!
**[06:21] ---**
Oh, I'm so late!
**[06:23] ---**
H-Hey!
**[06:24] ---**
Mifuyu ran away from Zaharu, but...
**[06:27] ---**
their destined reunion would
come sooner than expected.
**[06:31] ---**
Okay, take your seats!
**[06:32] ---**
You're still
awake?
**[06:32] ---**
I'm going to introduce a new classmate.
**[06:35] ---**
This is Zaharu-kun.
**[06:36] ---**
What? You!
**[06:37] ---**
Superfluous fat = Flab
**[06:37] ---**
O Month
X Day (lol)
**[06:38] ---**
You're... the girl from this morning.
**[06:40] ---**
You know each other already?
**[06:42] ---**
In that case, Zaharu-kun,
take the seat next to her.
**[06:45] ---**
Wait a minute, Teacher!
**[06:47] ---**
He's a pervert who grabbed my chest!
**[06:49] ---**
Don't be absurd!
**[06:51] ---**
I'd never touch a dog-face like you!
**[06:53] ---**
What did you say?!
**[06:55] ---**
That's enough, you two. Let's start class.
**[06:58] ---**
Zaharu and Mifuyu had the worst
first impressions of each other.
**[06:58] ---**
You're still
awake?
**[07:01] ---**
And later that day, Zaharu got called out
by the leader of the school's gang.
**[07:06] ---**
All transfer students oughta greet *me* first.
**[07:10] ---**
Oh, sure, nice to meet you.
**[07:12] ---**
That ain't a proper greetin'!
**[07:14] ---**
Ya gotta crawl between my legs.
**[07:17] ---**
That's a bigger joke than your face.
**[07:19] ---**
What was that?
**[07:21] ---**
Zaharu?
**[07:22] ---**
I see. Ya sure must be confident
'bout how strong ya are.
**[07:26] ---**
Why don't we... put that to the test!
**[07:30] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[07:32] ---**
Damn *you*!
**[07:33] ---**
Hey, what are you kids doing?!
**[07:35] ---**
Oh, crap!
**[07:37] ---**
To the teachers' office at once! Both of you!
**[07:39] ---**
Teacher! Zaharu didn't do anything wrong!
**[07:42] ---**
It was the gang leader who started it!
**[07:44] ---**
What's this now?
**[07:45] ---**
The gang leader picked a fight!
**[07:47] ---**
He had no choice but to stand on his head!
**[07:50] ---**
I've never seen anyone get forced
to stand on someone's head before...
**[07:54] ---**
Is this true?
**[07:55] ---**
Yes. I was forced to stand on his head.
**[07:58] ---**
That was the catalyst for
Zaharu and Mifuyu to grow closer.
**[08:02] ---**
How was it, exactly?!
**[08:03] ---**
But they would soon be forced
to part for unexpected reasons.
**[08:06] ---**
What?!
**[08:07] ---**
Mifuyu, those colored pencils I borrowed
from you were stolen by a group of feral hogs.
**[08:11] ---**
Oink!!
**[08:13] ---**
What? What do we do?
**[08:15] ---**
But I bought... these for you.
**[08:18] ---**
They're all... white!
**[08:21] ---**
It's your favorite color, right?
**[08:24] ---**
That just seems mean!
**[08:25] ---**
I'm so happy!
**[08:25] ---**
Wait, she's happy?!
**[08:26] ---**
Well, well, wouldja look at the happy couple.
**[08:29] ---**
Zaharu.
**[08:30] ---**
Ya'd better pay me off
for what ya did before!
**[08:33] ---**
You never learn, do you?
**[08:35] ---**
Mifuyu!
**[08:36] ---**
Oh, hey, don't think 'bout movin'.
**[08:39] ---**
Or I'll give yer little cutie's face
a scar that'll stay with her for life.
**[08:43] ---**
That's playing dirty!
**[08:45] ---**
Get 'im!
**[08:48] ---**
Zaharu!
**[08:49] ---**
Zaharu had no choice but to take
the beating the gang gave him.
**[08:53] ---**
He suddenly knew how a pork cutlet felt.
**[08:54] ---**
I get you, man
**[08:54] ---**
I get you, man
**[08:55] ---**
How would he?!
**[08:56] ---**
But ya know, this girl is real purdy.
**[08:59] ---**
Maybe I'll have a li'l taste for myself.
**[09:09] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[09:11] ---**
You've... made me angry now.
**[09:15] ---**
Y-You...
**[09:16] ---**
Who *are* you?!
**[09:18] ---**
Where there are storm
clouds, there is justice!
**[09:22] ---**
Lightning Warrior...
**[09:23] ---**
Lightning Warrior
**[09:23] ---**
Lightning Warrior
**[09:23] ---**
ThunThunder
**[09:23] ---**
ThunThunder
**[09:23] ---**
ThunThunder
**[09:23] ---**
ThunThunder
**[09:23] ---**
ThunThunder
**[09:23] ---**
ThunThunder!
**[09:25] ---**
This is getting a bit absurd now!
**[09:27] ---**
Just shut up and watch!
**[09:28] ---**
Forget all that! Just get 'im!
**[09:31] ---**
ThunThunder!
**[09:34] ---**
Now it's just you and me.
**[09:37] ---**
Don't come any closer!
**[09:39] ---**
I'll scramble her face like a toddler's
first attempt at omelet rice!
**[09:41] ---**
Darn it!!
**[09:46] ---**
Do you know... what the speed of lightning is?
**[09:49] ---**
What was that?
**[09:51] ---**
It's 300,000 kilometers per second.
**[09:55] ---**
In other words...
**[09:57] ---**
The speed of light!
**[10:05] ---**
Zaharu was... ThunThunder? I can't believe it!
**[10:08] ---**
Now that you know who I am, I cannot stay here.
**[10:12] ---**
Why?
**[10:12] ---**
Pay your
taxes,
asshole!
**[10:12] ---**
Pay your
taxes,
asshole!
**[10:12] ---**
I haven't paid my municipal tax!
**[10:14] ---**
That's the problem?
**[10:15] ---**
Farewell... Mifuyu.
**[10:19] ---**
Zaharu!
**[10:21] ---**
That rocked!
**[10:22] ---**
The End
**[10:22] ---**
The End
**[10:26] ---**
You people...
**[10:28] ---**
What the hell was that?!
**[10:30] ---**
Well, she didn't recognize you.
**[10:31] ---**
It's true, she didn't...
**[10:33] ---**
But I didn't learn a single thing about the NTS!
**[10:36] ---**
Okay, fine. We'll do it the normal way, then.
**[10:38] ---**
The normal way?
**[10:39] ---**
You'll set us up again?
**[10:41] ---**
Yup, yup.
**[10:42] ---**
Is it okay if we leave now?
**[10:44] ---**
Fine, just go.
**[10:46] ---**
Wait a minute.
**[10:47] ---**
What now?
**[10:48] ---**
Well...
**[10:50] ---**
What should I wear... next time I see her?
**[10:58] ---**
*The man's in love!*
# E8 - Betrayal
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6Q9GJP96/betrayal)
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**[01:00] ---**
What was that ridiculous shoujo manga setup?
**[01:03] ---**
I'm going to destroy all of you!
**[01:04] ---**
Sorry about that.
**[01:06] ---**
But I heard he was one
of those onion-thong guys.
**[01:09] ---**
You know, Shining Black.
**[01:11] ---**
Shining Black? Why didn't you say so earlier?!
**[01:14] ---**
What's our next move, Chief?
**[01:15] ---**
Dealing with Shining Black
will be troublesome.
**[01:19] ---**
Don't worry. I have our
next move all planned out.
**[01:21] ---**
What? What next move?
**[01:23] ---**
Zaharu's fallen for you.
**[01:25] ---**
Fallen for me?! What kind
of game are you playing?
**[01:27] ---**
No games. I'm serious.
**[01:29] ---**
The man has the romantic
maturity of a fourth grader.
**[01:29] ---**
Zaharu
**[01:32] ---**
If you use your wiles on him,
he'll do anything you ask.
**[01:34] ---**
Zaharu
**[01:35] ---**
How do you know he's so romantically immature?
**[01:38] ---**
Nooooooo!
**[01:38] ---**
Nooooooo!
**[01:38] ---**
Poop
**[01:38] ---**
When I told him you poop,
he looked shocked by the very idea!
**[01:42] ---**
Idiot! Why'd you tell him *that*?!
**[01:43] ---**
But you *do* poop!
**[01:45] ---**
You went to the bathroom at DX Fighter's place,
and you were in there for ten minutes!
**[01:47] ---**
Bored
**[01:47] ---**
Bored
**[01:48] ---**
Women often go to the bathroom
to adjust their makeup!
**[01:51] ---**
You don't wear any makeup!
You're a bare-faced mustang!
**[01:51] ---**
I don't wear any dang makeup!!
**[01:51] ---**
I don't wear any dang makeup!!
**[01:53] ---**
The Wild Bare-Faced Mustang
**[01:53] ---**
The Wild Bare-Faced Mustang
**[01:53] ---**
The Wild Bare-Faced Mustang
**[01:53] ---**
The Wild Bare-Faced Mustang
**[01:53] ---**
The Wild Bare-Faced Mustang
**[01:54] ---**
Could you two cool it?
**[01:55] ---**
Chief.
**[01:56] ---**
If Zaharu is in love with you,
why don't we use that to our advantage?
**[02:01] ---**
Don't be stupid!
**[02:02] ---**
There's nothing I hate more than a
woman who debases herself in that way.
**[02:06] ---**
Y-You mean it?!
**[02:08] ---**
M-M-Mifuyu likes me back?
**[02:12] ---**
Yeah. But she's got the romantic
maturity of a studious fourth-grader,
**[02:14] ---**
Mifuyu
**[02:16] ---**
so she doesn't even realize she's in love.
**[02:18] ---**
I see...
**[02:20] ---**
Anyway, Mifuyu's gonna be
coming to Crotter Inc soon.
**[02:24] ---**
You should hang.
**[02:25] ---**
H-Hang with her?!
**[02:27] ---**
I'm still Shining Black's number two...
**[02:31] ---**
If he finds out... Kuroki-sama will kill me!
**[02:35] ---**
So don't let him find out.
**[02:36] ---**
Yeah, that might work.
**[02:38] ---**
He went along with it!
**[02:39] ---**
We'll say Mifuyu's your ex from high school,
**[02:40] ---**
Shimane
**[02:41] ---**
visiting from the backwater that
is Shimane Prefecture. Got that?
**[02:44] ---**
I was actually born in Romania...
**[02:50] ---**
Listen up, Zaharu.
**[02:52] ---**
Mifuyu might say some strange
things from time to time.
**[02:54] ---**
She's just playing hard to get,
so don't let it bother you.
**[02:57] ---**
V-Very well.
**[02:58] ---**
Mifuyu! Can you hear me?
**[03:00] ---**
Yoshida.
**[03:01] ---**
What's with this outfit?
**[03:03] ---**
It's cutting-edge Shimane fashion.
**[03:05] ---**
Walk around Minamitono,
**[03:05] ---**
Minamitono, Matsue City
**[03:05] ---**
Minamitono, Matsue City
**[03:07] ---**
and all the city boys will
turn and look... Louisiana!
**[03:10] ---**
Louisiana
**[03:10] ---**
Torigoe
**[03:10] ---**
R-Really?
**[03:12] ---**
Now, Zaharu's waiting in the lobby. Go!
**[03:15] ---**
W-W-Wait a minute!
**[03:16] ---**
What do I say to him?
**[03:17] ---**
You don't even know *that*?!
**[03:19] ---**
The usual Shimane greeting
is "Choppin moronko!"
**[03:21] ---**
Choppin Moronko!
**[03:22] ---**
"Choppin moronko"?
**[03:24] ---**
Very well...
**[03:25] ---**
Okay, I'm going in.
**[03:27] ---**
Yoshida-kun, do people in
Shimane really say that?
**[03:30] ---**
Of course not!
**[03:32] ---**
She was giving me lip,
so I'm messing with her.
**[03:34] ---**
You're such a jerk!
**[03:37] ---**
She's here!
**[03:38] ---**
First, say hello.
**[03:40] ---**
Shout out: "Choppin moronko!"
**[03:43] ---**
Choppin moronko!
**[03:48] ---**
Wh-What in the world?
**[03:50] ---**
It's a Shimane greeting.
**[03:51] ---**
You should greet her back.
**[03:53] ---**
Me?
**[03:54] ---**
Of *course* you!
**[03:55] ---**
V-Very well...
**[03:58] ---**
Ch-Choppin moronko!
**[04:02] ---**
He actually said it!
**[04:03] ---**
Yoshida-kun, you're so mean!
**[04:08] ---**
Zaharu. Will you lead the way?
**[04:10] ---**
O-Of course. Follow me.
**[04:12] ---**
Hey, Mifuyu.
**[04:13] ---**
People from Shimane say
"eppe, eppe," when they walk.
**[04:16] ---**
Eppe, eppe, eppe...
**[04:18] ---**
Suck it, Mifuyu!
**[04:25] ---**
You'll really let me return?
**[04:28] ---**
That's why I called you here.
**[04:30] ---**
At last... I'm back!
**[04:33] ---**
You have the Golden Spell
generation program, correct?
**[04:38] ---**
Here.
**[04:39] ---**
I want to know how it works. Will you teach me?
**[04:42] ---**
Of course.
**[04:43] ---**
Now, take off that ridiculous outfit.
**[04:47] ---**
Oh, this thing?
**[04:54] ---**
Employee ID
**[04:54] ---**
Iwasa Tohei
**[04:54] ---**
Hard Reboot Division
**[04:54] ---**
22 November 2020
**[04:54] ---**
Crotter Inc Japan
Crotter Tower, 2-1-1 Shibuya, Minato Ward
**[04:54] ---**
Now I can stride down these halls with pride!
**[04:59] ---**
Crotter Inc has 350,000
employees all over the world.
**[05:03] ---**
We have 30,000 working here
in the Tokyo office alone.
**[05:07] ---**
30,000?
**[05:09] ---**
Hey, Zaharu. You're putting us to sleep here.
Talk about something more interesting.
**[05:13] ---**
More interesting? Like what?
**[05:15] ---**
Like tons of things! Mifuyu's
outfit, what she's carrying...
**[05:18] ---**
Oh, right...
**[05:20] ---**
I...
**[05:22] ---**
I really like... your chicken today.
**[05:25] ---**
He complimented the freakin' chicken!
**[05:28] ---**
Hey, he complimented my chicken.
**[05:30] ---**
What do I do?
**[05:31] ---**
Put the chicken on Zaharu's head like a hat.
**[05:35] ---**
Then say: "I love your
chicken hat. Lay an egg!"
**[05:35] ---**
I love your
chicken hat.
**[05:35] ---**
I love your
chicken hat.
**[05:35] ---**
I love your
chicken hat.
**[05:35] ---**
Lay an egg!
**[05:35] ---**
Lay an egg!
**[05:35] ---**
Lay an egg!
**[05:38] ---**
It's the Golden Spell of Love.
**[05:41] ---**
Are you guys laughing?
**[05:43] ---**
Of course not! Just do it!
**[05:44] ---**
F-Fine.
**[05:48] ---**
I love your chicken hat. Lay an egg.
**[05:48] ---**
I love your
chicken hat.
**[05:48] ---**
I love your
chicken hat.
**[05:48] ---**
I love your
chicken hat.
**[05:48] ---**
Lay an egg!
**[05:48] ---**
Lay an egg!
**[05:48] ---**
Lay an egg!
**[05:52] ---**
She put it on his head!
**[05:54] ---**
He's so serious!
**[05:56] ---**
Poor thing!
**[05:58] ---**
Hey, she put the chicken on my head!
**[06:01] ---**
What's going on here?
**[06:02] ---**
Don't you get it?
**[06:03] ---**
When a woman puts a chicken on a man's head,
**[06:05] ---**
Je t'aime
**[06:05] ---**
Je t'aime
**[06:06] ---**
it's the ultimate expression of love.
**[06:09] ---**
It is? I never knew that.
**[06:11] ---**
Now, shout "cock-a-doodle-doo!"
**[06:12] ---**
Cock-a-doodle-doo
**[06:12] ---**
Cock-a-doodle-doo
**[06:12] ---**
Cock-a-doodle-doo
**[06:14] ---**
That's the Golden Spell of Love.
**[06:16] ---**
V-Very well...
**[06:22] ---**
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
**[06:22] ---**
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
**[06:22] ---**
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
**[06:22] ---**
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
**[06:24] ---**
I'm done! I'm dying! I'm dying!
**[06:26] ---**
Did you see Zaharu's face?
**[06:29] ---**
Stop it! I can't breathe!
**[06:32] ---**
You're right. We've got
serious business to do, too.
**[06:34] ---**
Hey, Mifuyu.
**[06:35] ---**
Zaharu's been bowled over by your charms.
You can ask him anything now.
**[06:39] ---**
I see.
**[06:41] ---**
Zaharu. I have a favor to ask.
**[06:42] ---**
What is it?
**[06:43] ---**
This company has a "shining
darkness" section, doesn't it?
**[06:47] ---**
I'd like to see that.
**[06:48] ---**
A "shining darkness" section?
**[06:51] ---**
But... I couldn't possibly...
**[06:54] ---**
Idiot! Mifuyu's totally into you.
If you turn her down now, that's it!
**[06:59] ---**
Very well.
**[07:00] ---**
Come this way, then.
**[07:05] ---**
That's it.
**[07:06] ---**
Press that button and you're done.
**[07:09] ---**
How remarkably simple.
**[07:11] ---**
What spell are you making?
**[07:15] ---**
A spell to make you leave.
**[07:19] ---**
Kuroki-san!
**[07:21] ---**
The world I seek to build has no need of you.
**[07:25] ---**
Never darken my door again.
**[07:29] ---**
I c-can't stop myself!
**[07:32] ---**
At last, I hold all the cards.
**[07:37] ---**
This is...
**[07:39] ---**
the "shining darkness"
section of Crotter Inc?
**[07:41] ---**
Zaharu. Now.
**[07:43] ---**
Kiss her like you mean it!
**[07:45] ---**
D-Don't be ridiculous!
**[07:46] ---**
I'll get her pregnant if I do that!
**[07:49] ---**
He thinks kissing leads to
pregnancy! What a dumbass!
**[07:52] ---**
He seriously doesn't know anything!
**[07:55] ---**
It's fine.
**[07:56] ---**
If you close your eyes and kiss her,
she'll kiss you right back!
**[07:58] ---**
You... Y-You mean it?
**[08:01] ---**
Armored cars, combat helicopters,
heavy armor suits and rocket launchers...
**[08:08] ---**
Are those... robot soldiers?
**[08:10] ---**
They're developing all that?
**[08:13] ---**
Wh-What?
**[08:15] ---**
Mifuyu, kiss him! Plant one on him!
**[08:18] ---**
Wh-What did you say?!
**[08:19] ---**
Kiss him and Zaharu will
change sides for sure. Now kiss!
**[08:22] ---**
Kissy kissy! Kissy kissy!
**[08:27] ---**
You know I can't do that!
**[08:28] ---**
Oh, uh, s-sorry...
**[08:31] ---**
An earpiece?
**[08:33] ---**
Who have you been in contact with?
**[08:35] ---**
Y-Yoshida.
**[08:36] ---**
What?!
**[08:37] ---**
Yoshida? What's going on here?
**[08:39] ---**
Oh well, cat's out the bag.
**[08:41] ---**
But you two are so tone-deaf about
love, I had to tell you what to do.
**[08:45] ---**
So all those bizarre
instructions you gave me...
**[08:48] ---**
Dammit!
**[08:50] ---**
It would appear Yoshida
was teasing both of us.
**[08:53] ---**
He made a complete fool of me.
**[08:57] ---**
Do you really like me that way?
**[09:00] ---**
O-Of course not!
**[09:02] ---**
I would never...
**[09:05] ---**
I love you.
**[09:08] ---**
I've liked you ever since you walked in...
d-disguised as a reporter.
**[09:14] ---**
You think... I'll forgive you because of that?
**[09:18] ---**
I know you can never forgive me.
**[09:22] ---**
This is getting kind of...
**[09:23] ---**
Hey, what's going on?
**[09:25] ---**
I'll be honest.
**[09:27] ---**
I've always carried out every mission
given to me, regardless of the danger.
**[09:32] ---**
I was fine with the possibility
of losing my life on a mission.
**[09:38] ---**
But... meeting you...
**[09:41] ---**
For the first time... I want to live.
**[09:46] ---**
It surprised me, too.
**[09:48] ---**
I never thought I could feel this way.
**[09:51] ---**
I never thought I'd meet someone I'd be so
frightened of losing, it'd make me tremble.
**[09:57] ---**
Zaharu...
**[09:59] ---**
You dummy! What are you saying?
**[10:00] ---**
Pretend you didn't hear!
**[10:11] ---**
She kissed him!
**[10:12] ---**
And in a gag anime!
**[10:13] ---**
Hey, Zaharu! Don't stick
your tongue past her teeth!
**[10:15] ---**
You'll get her pregnant!
**[10:17] ---**
Is this the fabled honey trap?
**[10:20] ---**
I fell for you... the moment I saw you, too.
**[10:25] ---**
Gentlemen!
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The time for action has come!
**[10:30] ---**
We're going to create a more
just, more orderly world!
**[10:36] ---**
Shining Black!
**[10:38] ---**
Where's Zaharu?
**[10:40] ---**
He said his ex from Shimane was visiting,
**[10:40] ---**
Shimane
**[10:42] ---**
and he was showing her around.
**[10:44] ---**
Shimane?
**[10:45] ---**
He's from Romania.
**[10:48] ---**
Find him!
**[10:50] ---**
Hey, someone's coming!
**[10:52] ---**
What?
**[10:55] ---**
Zaharu-sama!
**[10:56] ---**
What are you doing?
**[10:58] ---**
They found them!
# E9 - Rage Spell
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR1QK4576/rage-spell)
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**[01:00] ---**
Y-You've got it all wrong!
**[01:02] ---**
This is just... well...
**[01:03] ---**
Zaharu-sama.
**[01:04] ---**
Have you forgotten the
ironclad rule of Shining Black?
**[01:07] ---**
No romance!
**[01:08] ---**
You're under arrest.
**[01:13] ---**
Zaharu-sama has betrayed us! Capture him!
**[01:15] ---**
I see. She's using the legendary
"Chuckin' Nuggets," huh?
**[01:16] ---**
Chuckin' Nuggets
**[01:16] ---**
Chuckin' Nuggets
**[01:18] ---**
What are you talking about?
We have to go save them!
**[01:21] ---**
Don't be ridiculous!
**[01:22] ---**
If you go down there, you'll be
eraser crumbs in two seconds!
**[01:24] ---**
Eraser Crumbs
**[01:25] ---**
But it's our fault for teasing them!
**[01:28] ---**
All right, all right, fine.
**[01:30] ---**
Commander. Zaharu-sama has betrayed us.
**[01:32] ---**
What?! Zaharu?!
**[01:34] ---**
I hear he was embracing his ex from
Shimane in the underground warehouse.
**[01:37] ---**
Embracing his ex?!
**[01:39] ---**
Capture him!
**[01:40] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[01:41] ---**
Shining Black's secret base is... this way, right?
**[01:45] ---**
They should list themselves
in the phone book, like we do.
**[01:48] ---**
It wouldn't be very secret then!
**[01:50] ---**
Yoshida-san.
**[01:51] ---**
What is it, Philip?
**[01:52] ---**
Um... Isn't that Iwasa-san,
the guy who worked for DX Fighter?
**[01:57] ---**
So it is.
**[01:58] ---**
Iwasa-san!
**[01:59] ---**
Ah... Eagle Talon!
**[02:02] ---**
Why are you at Crotter?
**[02:03] ---**
Well... I... You see...
**[02:05] ---**
Chancellor.
**[02:06] ---**
Look at Iwasa-san's name.
**[02:08] ---**
What? Iwasa Tohei...
**[02:08] ---**
Employee ID
**[02:08] ---**
Iwasa Tohei
**[02:08] ---**
Hard Reboot Division
**[02:08] ---**
22 November 2020
**[02:08] ---**
Crotter Inc Japan
Crotter Tower, 2-1-1 Shibuya, Minato Ward
**[02:10] ---**
i wa sa to he i
**[02:10] ---**
i wa sa to he i
**[02:10] ---**
Iwasa Tohei
**[02:10] ---**
Iwasa Tohei
**[02:11] ---**
Iwa-sa To-hei...
**[02:11] ---**
i wa sa to he i
**[02:11] ---**
i wa sa to he i
**[02:13] ---**
No way!
**[02:13] ---**
sa to
**[02:13] ---**
sa to
**[02:14] ---**
(sugar)
**[02:14] ---**
(sugar)
**[02:14] ---**
sa to
**[02:14] ---**
sa to
**[02:14] ---**
sa to
**[02:14] ---**
sa to
**[02:15] ---**
I'm so sorry!
**[02:16] ---**
I am Sugar.
**[02:18] ---**
What?!
**[02:19] ---**
So the "Sato" was you all along!
**[02:21] ---**
We cast Sato Rina as Mifuyu,
so I figured she'd end up being Sugar.
**[02:25] ---**
This is why people say we're too meta!
**[02:27] ---**
But why'd you do it?
**[02:30] ---**
Well...
**[02:31] ---**
I just wanted to be acknowledged.
**[02:33] ---**
You wanted to be acknowledged?
**[02:36] ---**
When I was a child, my parents abandoned me.
**[02:36] ---**
Mama...
**[02:36] ---**
Mama?!
**[02:40] ---**
At school, I got bullied.
**[02:42] ---**
Even my teachers abandoned me.
**[02:42] ---**
Bullying? Huh?
Where's the proof?
**[02:42] ---**
Bullying? Huh?
Where's the proof?
**[02:44] ---**
I was alone for so long...
**[02:46] ---**
Goodness. I'm sorry to hear that.
**[02:49] ---**
Everyone was so mean
to me in the real world.
**[02:53] ---**
I had no friends. The Internet was
the only place I felt like I belonged.
**[02:58] ---**
Nobody knew who I really was on there.
**[03:02] ---**
And no matter who I was talking to,
my anonymity let me talk shit all I wanted.
**[03:07] ---**
I've heard of this.
You were an "Into-net warrior."
**[03:08] ---**
This part is
made of netting
**[03:08] ---**
This part is
made of netting
**[03:10] ---**
Then, to become the strongest in
that world, I learned how to hack,
**[03:15] ---**
and by the time I was 17,
I'd gained a certain notoriety.
**[03:21] ---**
It was Kuroki-san who found me then.
**[03:26] ---**
Really?
**[03:27] ---**
It was the first time
I'd felt needed by someone.
**[03:30] ---**
And I tasted so much success that,
for the first time, I felt satisfied.
**[03:36] ---**
But as the company expanded, he began to
hire engineers much more talented than me,
**[03:40] ---**
We graduated
from MIT.
What of it?
**[03:43] ---**
and little by little, I got sidelined again...
**[03:46] ---**
So you were driven out?
**[03:48] ---**
I see. So you threatened
Crotter Inc to get your revenge?
**[03:53] ---**
Of course not! Crotter was
my dream with Kuroki-san!
**[03:57] ---**
Kuroki-san rescued me from the trash
and acknowledged my existence.
**[04:03] ---**
You're in the way!
**[04:03] ---**
You're in the way!
**[04:04] ---**
But I was weak and foolish...
**[04:09] ---**
Don't look so down, Iwasa-san.
**[04:11] ---**
We'll ask Kuroki-san to take you back.
**[04:13] ---**
No, thank you...
**[04:15] ---**
Goodbye.
**[04:18] ---**
To think Sugar's true identity
was that timid young man...
**[04:23] ---**
Chancellor, I feel like
we're forgetting something.
**[04:26] ---**
Oh, right! We have to go save them!
**[04:33] ---**
Where is Zaharu-sama?
**[04:34] ---**
He must be hiding around here somewhere.
**[04:36] ---**
Is there any way out of here?
**[04:39] ---**
If we can open that hatch,
we could escape in an armored car.
**[04:43] ---**
Then, I'll run to the hatch control panel.
**[04:46] ---**
You grab that armored car and stand by.
**[04:48] ---**
It won't work. You'll be killed
before you can reach it.
**[04:53] ---**
Spare us! Spare us!
**[04:57] ---**
Who are you?
**[04:57] ---**
We found them sneaking around in the hallway.
**[04:59] ---**
Were not! We were looking for the bathroom!
**[05:02] ---**
Liar. No one wanders into a secret facility
while looking for the bathroom.
**[05:06] ---**
They're all distracted by Eagle Talon.
**[05:09] ---**
Now's our chance!
**[05:10] ---**
What do we do? Contact the commander?
**[05:13] ---**
The commander is busy. Let's just kill them.
**[05:17] ---**
Wait a minute, please!
**[05:18] ---**
Be merciful! Be merciful!
**[05:20] ---**
I'll give you a porno mag!
I'll give you a porno mag!
**[05:20] ---**
Porno Mag
**[05:20] ---**
Porno Mag
**[05:20] ---**
Teehee
**[05:21] ---**
Porno Mag
**[05:21] ---**
Porno Mag
**[05:21] ---**
Teehee
**[05:21] ---**
Porno Mag
**[05:21] ---**
Porno Mag
**[05:21] ---**
Teehee
**[05:22] ---**
Porno Mag
**[05:22] ---**
Porno Mag
**[05:22] ---**
Teehee
**[05:28] ---**
Get in!
**[05:29] ---**
Zaharu!
**[05:30] ---**
Oh, damn. The chancellor's leaking red juice.
**[05:32] ---**
It's not red juice, it's blood!
**[05:34] ---**
You can't escape!
Prepare the anti-tank missiles.
**[05:41] ---**
Zaharu, they're aiming at
you with anti-tank missiles.
**[05:43] ---**
Don't stop! Floor it!
**[05:44] ---**
Got it.
**[05:49] ---**
Oh no! It's closing!
**[05:52] ---**
Mifuyu's amazing!
**[05:58] ---**
Curse them.
**[06:00] ---**
Commander. Zaharu-sama escaped.
**[06:03] ---**
Curse you, Zaharu!
**[06:04] ---**
Should we call off the plan?
**[06:06] ---**
Don't be absurd.
**[06:07] ---**
We don't need him for this plan.
**[06:11] ---**
Gentlemen!
**[06:13] ---**
The time for action has come!
**[06:16] ---**
We are the gods of death.
**[06:18] ---**
The gods of death and justice!
**[06:20] ---**
In this suffocating era,
**[06:23] ---**
we will send the walking dead of the
old order to hell where they belong,
**[06:28] ---**
and spread our new order
all over the whole world!
**[06:33] ---**
To achieve that end, nothing is off-limits.
**[06:39] ---**
Phase one!
**[06:41] ---**
Activate the Rage Spell!
**[06:47] ---**
Well, that pay is perhaps a little low...
**[06:54] ---**
I can't do it for that pay, asshole!
**[06:57] ---**
You're creeping me out! Quit looking at me!
**[07:00] ---**
Wh-What? I wasn't looking...
**[07:03] ---**
You were totally looking, you pervert!
**[07:05] ---**
Are you a groper?
**[07:06] ---**
Of course not!
**[07:07] ---**
You piss me off!
**[07:08] ---**
You piss me off more!
**[07:09] ---**
I can't look after you anymore.
**[07:12] ---**
What's going on with everyone?
**[07:14] ---**
Hey, where are you going?
**[07:16] ---**
The chancellor needs a hospital or a grave.
**[07:18] ---**
Yoshida-kun, can't you at least
take me to the funeral parlor first?
**[07:22] ---**
Take us to NTS HQ.
There's a medical facility there.
**[07:26] ---**
But what will I do? They won't
let an enemy into NTS HQ.
**[07:30] ---**
It's fine. I'll tell them you're my
boyfriend. It won't be a problem.
**[07:32] ---**
It's a *big* problem!
**[07:35] ---**
We're here live at Shibuya Scramble Crossing.
**[07:38] ---**
Everyone suddenly flew into a rage.
There are heated arguments everywhere.
**[07:41] ---**
And an angry mob has surrounded
the prime minister's residence,
**[07:45] ---**
screaming their grievances
at the government!
**[07:50] ---**
Another protest, huh?
**[07:51] ---**
They'll leave by the last train.
Just let them shout themselves hoarse.
**[07:55] ---**
I just got 1.5 million shitpost
replies on social media.
**[08:00] ---**
Let's ask Crotter to delete them.
**[08:02] ---**
Please do.
**[08:03] ---**
Prime Minister.
**[08:04] ---**
Reiwa!
**[08:04] ---**
Reiwa
**[08:04] ---**
Reiwa
**[08:04] ---**
Oh, it's you, President Kuroki.
**[08:06] ---**
The protests won't die down.
**[08:08] ---**
On the contrary. They will keep growing.
**[08:12] ---**
Why?
**[08:13] ---**
Can't you control it via
social media like usual?
**[08:16] ---**
I refuse.
**[08:17] ---**
Why?
**[08:18] ---**
The situation has changed.
**[08:20] ---**
I want you to stay shut up in there for a while.
**[08:23] ---**
That's not exactly ideal.
**[08:25] ---**
I'll have you arrested.
**[08:27] ---**
Feel free to try.
**[08:28] ---**
Secretary, call the police or the military,
and have President Kuroki arrested.
**[08:33] ---**
Yes, sir.
**[08:34] ---**
Hello? Huh?
**[08:36] ---**
Oh, sorry, but who am I speaking to?
**[08:38] ---**
A futon store?
**[08:38] ---**
What are you doing?
**[08:39] ---**
I called the number listed,
but it was a futon store in Shimane.
**[08:43] ---**
Please try again, then.
**[08:45] ---**
Hello? What? Please speak Japanese.
**[08:48] ---**
What now?
**[08:49] ---**
It was a futon store in Myanmar.
**[08:51] ---**
Why's it all futon stores?
**[08:52] ---**
Did you forget?
**[08:54] ---**
Crotter Inc controls Japan's...
**[08:56] ---**
No, the *world's* information infrastructure.
**[09:01] ---**
The eyes and ears of the world belong to us.
**[09:06] ---**
I can even do *this*...
**[09:08] ---**
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USA Declares War on Japan
**[09:08] ---**
USA Declares War on Japan
**[09:08] ---**
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**[09:08] ---**
Breaking News
**[09:08] ---**
Breaking News
**[09:08] ---**
Breaking news! The American government
has just declared war on Japan!
**[09:14] ---**
Reiwa
**[09:15] ---**
We're gonna wipe Japan
off the face of the Earth!
**[09:18] ---**
Reiwa
**[09:18] ---**
Reiwa
**[09:18] ---**
Reiwa
**[09:18] ---**
Why would he declare war on Japan?
**[09:21] ---**
Don't worry.
**[09:23] ---**
It's a faked video, created by a
technology known as "deepfake."
**[09:27] ---**
Oh... thank goodness.
**[09:29] ---**
But I can send all kinds of fake
videos of you around the world.
**[09:34] ---**
Prime Minister says "Look at my tits!"
**[09:35] ---**
And the world will believe they're real.
**[09:37] ---**
What?!
**[09:38] ---**
You'll be put in a situation you won't
be able to explain your way out of.
**[09:44] ---**
Give up and stay put
until I instruct you otherwise.
**[09:50] ---**
I just want to be Cabinet Secretary again...
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Exclusive
**[10:00] ---**
Five instant meal set
**[10:00] ---**
Yamaneko Deliveries
**[10:00] ---**
Updated Shipping Info
**[10:00] ---**
New information about your member benefits
**[10:00] ---**
A video that will really cheer me up?
**[10:00] ---**
Your Crotter receipt
**[10:09] ---**
The Rage Spell?!
**[10:14] ---**
How dare you!
**[10:16] ---**
You used me!
**[10:18] ---**
Kuroki! I'm not finished yet!
**[10:23] ---**
Yeahkuza
**[10:24] ---**
Baby Language Spell
**[10:24] ---**
Act Like a Dumbass When
Someone Says "That Way" Spell
**[10:24] ---**
Tear Off Your Clothes When
You Hear a Compliment Spell
**[10:24] ---**
Stiff Shoulders Spell
**[10:24] ---**
Zombie Spell
**[10:24] ---**
Help Spell
**[10:27] ---**
Now... time to test *this* one...
**[10:31] ---**
The Zombie Spell!
**[10:38] ---**
Die, asshole!
**[10:39] ---**
Die yourself!
**[10:41] ---**
Whadda *you* want?
**[10:46] ---**
Hey, what's going on?
# E10 - Zombie Spell
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYXM79456/zombie-spell)
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**[01:03] ---**
You're safe!
**[01:04] ---**
Wait, isn't that Zaharu?!
**[01:05] ---**
It's all right. He's my boyfriend.
**[01:08] ---**
B-B-Boyfriend?!
**[01:10] ---**
He's your boyfriend?!
**[01:11] ---**
What'd I tell you?
**[01:12] ---**
Congratulations!
**[01:13] ---**
Oh, wow. They're celebrating?
**[01:15] ---**
I have proof that Crotter Inc
is really Shining Black.
**[01:18] ---**
I'm afraid it's too late.
**[01:19] ---**
Take a look at the latest
government announcement.
**[01:22] ---**
Government announcement?
**[01:25] ---**
The Diet just voted to officially
disband the Japanese government,
**[01:31] ---**
and provisionally hand over
control of Japan to Shining Black.
**[01:36] ---**
Impossible! They're
disbanding the government?!
**[01:39] ---**
No, this is a fake.
**[01:41] ---**
A fake?
**[01:41] ---**
A deepfake.
**[01:43] ---**
A deep kiss?!
**[01:43] ---**
He said "deepfake"!
**[01:45] ---**
Deepfakes are manipulated
videos generated using AI.
**[01:48] ---**
Some guy talks, and they use AI to
make him look like the prime minister.
**[01:53] ---**
Is that even possible?
**[01:54] ---**
We must bring down Kuroki at once!
**[01:57] ---**
Kaneko, get all the men and weapons
you can muster. We're attacking Crotter!
**[02:01] ---**
Hang on.
**[02:02] ---**
We need to get the Anti-Spell
generator program too, remember?
**[02:05] ---**
That's right.
**[02:06] ---**
Ready an assault team and
a secondary infiltration team.
**[02:09] ---**
I'll lead the way.
**[02:10] ---**
Understood. Kaneko, you take care of that.
**[02:13] ---**
You got it, baby!
**[02:15] ---**
Give me a progress report on the Rage Spell.
**[02:18] ---**
It has infected 40% of the populace.
**[02:20] ---**
Good. Move on to phase two.
**[02:22] ---**
Yes, sir.
**[02:23] ---**
Kuroki-sama. A strange group
of people is approaching.
**[02:26] ---**
A strange group?
**[02:32] ---**
What in the world is that? A mob?
**[02:34] ---**
No, they appear too docile to be a mob.
**[02:37] ---**
Tell the men to shoot anyone
who tries to get inside.
**[02:41] ---**
Yes, sir.
**[02:44] ---**
What do we do?
**[02:45] ---**
We have orders to shoot if they try to get in.
**[02:49] ---**
What's with these guys?
**[02:51] ---**
What do you want?
**[02:52] ---**
This is private property!
**[02:55] ---**
What's that? I can't understand you!
**[03:01] ---**
What's wrong?
**[03:04] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[03:12] ---**
What's happening?
**[03:13] ---**
That strange group made it inside by
smashing their way through the front door.
**[03:16] ---**
Show me the video feed!
**[03:19] ---**
What in the world...
**[03:21] ---**
Aren't those our soldiers walking with them?
**[03:24] ---**
It's a spell.
**[03:25] ---**
Anyone who hears it gets infected. Then,
like with zombies, that person infect others.
**[03:29] ---**
Get rid of them!
**[03:31] ---**
All right, let's take out those incisors first!
**[03:35] ---**
Doc, please tell me why you
need to take out my incisors!
**[03:38] ---**
This doctor's a quack!
**[03:40] ---**
Are you in?
**[03:41] ---**
Yes, ma'am.
**[03:41] ---**
We'll be underneath the
central control room shortly.
**[03:44] ---**
Inform me when you get there.
**[03:46] ---**
Yes, ma'am.
**[03:52] ---**
Central Control Room
**[03:52] ---**
Central Control Room
**[03:52] ---**
Central Control Room
**[03:52] ---**
Central Control Room
**[03:52] ---**
Central Control Room
**[03:53] ---**
Central Control Room
**[03:53] ---**
Central Control Room
**[03:55] ---**
Who in the world cast this spell?
**[03:57] ---**
The mob is outside the central control room.
**[04:00] ---**
If they get inside, shoot them all!
**[04:03] ---**
Even our own men?
**[04:04] ---**
*All* of them!
**[04:05] ---**
Something strange is going on up there.
**[04:07] ---**
It's as noisy as a family arguing over
how to spend the 100,000 yen benefit money.
**[04:10] ---**
Isn't there some way to
find out what's happening?
**[04:13] ---**
We can open that access panel
and take a look around.
**[04:16] ---**
The moment that door opens, start shooting.
**[04:19] ---**
Yes, sir.
**[04:20] ---**
Who *are* these people?
**[04:32] ---**
Fire!
**[04:35] ---**
What's going on here?
**[04:36] ---**
Are they fighting over benefit money?!
**[04:37] ---**
Eat ten of these pumice stones.
**[04:39] ---**
I don't think that's gonna help!
**[04:41] ---**
Kaneko, can you retrieve
the program in the chaos?
**[04:44] ---**
I'll try.
**[04:45] ---**
Okay! Leave it to us!
**[04:46] ---**
Curse you all!
**[04:49] ---**
Isn't that...
**[04:50] ---**
Iwasa?
**[04:51] ---**
It's Sugar!
**[04:52] ---**
Sugar?
**[04:53] ---**
Hold still now!
**[04:55] ---**
Someone stop this doctor!
**[04:57] ---**
Iwasa. How did you neutralize the Go Home Spell?
**[05:01] ---**
Easily.
**[05:02] ---**
I changed my home address to Crotter Inc.
**[05:05] ---**
In other words, this is my home now.
**[05:09] ---**
You changed your address?!
**[05:11] ---**
I kept one spell up my sleeve, just in case.
**[05:16] ---**
The Zombie Spell.
**[05:17] ---**
What do you think? Their numbers keep growing.
**[05:21] ---**
There it is!
**[05:22] ---**
Okay, I'll get it.
**[05:23] ---**
It's too dangerous!
**[05:24] ---**
We don't have a choice!
**[05:25] ---**
Yoshida-san!
**[05:27] ---**
You bastard...
**[05:28] ---**
What do you want?
**[05:30] ---**
I'm sick of trying to earn your approval.
**[05:35] ---**
I get it now.
**[05:37] ---**
I'm too hopeless to earn anyone's approval.
**[05:41] ---**
But that means I don't have to
approve of this world, either!
**[05:45] ---**
Not good!
**[05:47] ---**
Die!
**[05:50] ---**
The zombie left!
**[05:51] ---**
Now!
**[05:54] ---**
Damn you!
**[05:56] ---**
I won't turn you into a zombie.
**[05:59] ---**
This is the Freeze Spell.
**[06:01] ---**
It forces your body to go stiff as ice.
**[06:04] ---**
But you'll still be able to talk.
**[06:09] ---**
Okay. Now to take the program...
**[06:12] ---**
Uh, how do I do that?
**[06:14] ---**
You're only thinking that *now*?!
**[06:15] ---**
Whaddaya want from me?
I'm not computer biterate!
**[06:18] ---**
It's computer *literate*.
**[06:19] ---**
I'm going over there.
**[06:22] ---**
You want to kill me?
**[06:24] ---**
Of course not.
**[06:26] ---**
I'm going to find out just
how far the reach of Crotter,
**[06:31] ---**
this company you and I
made together, *really* is.
**[06:35] ---**
Give me the media!
**[06:36] ---**
What media?
**[06:37] ---**
A USB memory stick or an SD card or whatever!
**[06:40] ---**
I don't have it.
**[06:41] ---**
What?
**[06:42] ---**
Sorry. I have it!
**[06:45] ---**
Throw it here!
**[06:47] ---**
Wait! I'll catch it!
**[06:50] ---**
Now I've done it!
**[06:50] ---**
What were you thinking?!
**[06:53] ---**
Ah! It's heading for Sugar!
**[06:55] ---**
Now, let's begin.
**[07:01] ---**
You three!
**[07:03] ---**
Sorry to intrude!
**[07:03] ---**
Run!
**[07:04] ---**
Don't let them escape!
**[07:06] ---**
It looks like there are other
people after the program.
**[07:11] ---**
Now, who sent them here?
**[07:15] ---**
There they are.
**[07:17] ---**
I'll send you a present as well.
**[07:22] ---**
What?
**[07:23] ---**
Emergency Orders
**[07:23] ---**
Emergency Orders
**[07:23] ---**
This message has
an attachment.
**[07:24] ---**
Emergency orders?
**[07:29] ---**
Chief. We got a message
labeled "Emergency Orders."
**[07:31] ---**
Emergency orders?
**[07:33] ---**
Chief, the men are acting strangely!
**[07:39] ---**
It's a trap! Nobody open that file!
**[07:41] ---**
Yes, ma'am!
**[07:41] ---**
Zaharu! Where are you now?
**[07:42] ---**
We're almost out!
**[07:44] ---**
The operation failed. Fall back!
**[07:46] ---**
Right!
**[07:47] ---**
I don't know how, but I feel much better.
**[07:49] ---**
No way!
**[07:50] ---**
Move, Chancellor!
**[07:51] ---**
Drive!
**[07:55] ---**
Suck it!
**[07:57] ---**
This will never end now.
**[08:00] ---**
I'm unleashing the zombies on the city.
**[08:03] ---**
How long will it take to turn
everyone in Japan into zombies?
**[08:06] ---**
Well, Kuroki-san?
**[08:09] ---**
Why'd Iwasa-san go back to being Sugar?
**[08:12] ---**
He's not his usual self.
**[08:14] ---**
The Rage Spell has infected him. I'm sure of it.
**[08:17] ---**
What do we do?
**[08:18] ---**
We failed to retrieve the
Anti-Spell generator program.
**[08:21] ---**
The NTS is in tatters, too.
**[08:22] ---**
We'll have to develop an
Anti-Spell program ourselves.
**[08:25] ---**
But for that, I'll need:
**[08:27] ---**
a bronze sword,
**[08:28] ---**
the remains of a creature
from the bottom of the sea,
**[08:30] ---**
and katana steel.
**[08:31] ---**
You can't substitute
with stuff we have on hand?
**[08:34] ---**
Don't be silly.
**[08:35] ---**
If that was possible,
I'd have done it from the start.
**[08:37] ---**
Stuff we have on hand...
**[08:39] ---**
All I have is a bronze sword I recovered
from the Kojindani ruins in Izumo,
**[08:43] ---**
a fossil from Tatamigaura in Shibata,
**[08:45] ---**
and katana steel from a
smelting furnace in Yoshida.
**[08:52] ---**
What is it?
**[08:54] ---**
Yoshida-kun...
**[08:55] ---**
What did you just say?
**[08:56] ---**
Huh? I said, "Embrace me, Mr. Date-o-gram."
**[08:57] ---**
C'mon, you beast!
**[08:57] ---**
C'mon, you beast!
**[08:57] ---**
Embrace me,
Mr. Date-o-gram
**[08:57] ---**
Embrace me,
Mr. Date-o-gram
**[08:57] ---**
Embrace me,
Mr. Date-o-gram
**[08:58] ---**
No, you didn't!
**[09:00] ---**
Did you say you have a bronze
sword, a fossil, and katana steel?
**[09:05] ---**
Everyone from Shimane carries
that stuff around with them.
**[09:07] ---**
Why didn't you say so earlier?!
**[09:09] ---**
That stuff will work! In fact, it's perfect!
**[09:11] ---**
Oh, really?
**[09:12] ---**
It's standard Shimane fashion.
**[09:12] ---**
Standard Shimane Fashion
**[09:12] ---**
Standard Shimane Fashion
**[09:12] ---**
Bronze Sword
**[09:12] ---**
Bronze Sword
**[09:12] ---**
Katana Steel
**[09:12] ---**
Katana Steel
**[09:12] ---**
Fossil
**[09:12] ---**
Fossil
**[09:14] ---**
What's the deal with Shimane fashion?!
**[09:16] ---**
Take us to our secret base.
**[09:18] ---**
Make the Anti-Spell
generator program right away.
**[09:23] ---**
A Message From Your New Government
**[09:25] ---**
*Well, hello there, everyone.*
**[09:28] ---**
*This is a message from your new government.*
**[09:31] ---**
*I am your new prime minister, Sugar.*
**[09:32] ---**
The New Prime Minister, Sugar
**[09:32] ---**
The New Prime Minister, Sugar
**[09:32] ---**
The New Prime Minister, Sugar
**[09:36] ---**
*A pleasure to make your acquaintance.*
**[09:39] ---**
What's this?
**[09:40] ---**
What is it?
**[09:41] ---**
Aren't these riots just awful?
**[09:45] ---**
The new government seeks to
put an end to them without delay.
**[09:52] ---**
That's why I created this Zombie Spell.
**[09:56] ---**
*I'd like to do an experiment...*
**[09:59] ---**
* to find out just how good the Zombie*
* Spell is at quelling the riots in Shibuya.*
**[10:13] ---**
Look! Sugar turned them all into zombies!
**[10:16] ---**
At this rate, everyone'll be a zombie,
except in Shimane, 'cause it's all old, deaf people!
**[10:19] ---**
A rare victory for Shimane!
**[10:23] ---**
Incredible!
**[10:25] ---**
I quelled the riots instantly!
**[10:28] ---**
Too bad they're all zombies now instead, huh?
**[10:31] ---**
The spell spreads through sound alone.
**[10:34] ---**
You can't tell anyone's a zombie
just by looking at them.
**[10:37] ---**
Your neighbors, your friends...
**[10:41] ---**
Even your bosses might be zombies!
**[10:44] ---**
You'll have to maintain social
distance to keep out of audio range,
**[10:49] ---**
and wear earplugs to
stop it from infecting you!
**[10:55] ---**
Living-With-Zombies Era
**[10:55] ---**
Living-With-Zombies Era
**[10:55] ---**
Keep Yourself Safe
**[10:55] ---**
Keep Yourself Safe
**[10:55] ---**
Keep yourself safe during
these challenging zombie times!
**[10:57] ---**
Living-With-Zombies Era
**[10:57] ---**
Living-With-Zombies Era
**[10:57] ---**
Keep Yourself Safe
**[10:57] ---**
Keep Yourself Safe
**[10:58] ---**
Living-With-Zombies Era
**[10:58] ---**
Living-With-Zombies Era
**[10:58] ---**
Keep Yourself Safe
**[10:58] ---**
Keep Yourself Safe
# E11 - Showdown
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Zombie Phenomenon Spreads Rapidly
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**[01:02] ---**
What's going to happen to us?
**[01:05] ---**
I think Dad's home!
**[01:06] ---**
Dear! You made it home safe?
**[01:13] ---**
Oh? You're heading out now?
**[01:23] ---**
Rika-chan! It's not safe!
**[01:25] ---**
I'm safe here.
**[01:27] ---**
No, you really aren't.
**[01:32] ---**
Oh, Mom.
**[01:33] ---**
I had something I had to tell you.
**[01:35] ---**
*What is it?*
**[01:40] ---**
It's no use.
**[01:41] ---**
I can't get through to the
NTS or the Cabinet Office.
**[01:44] ---**
The government is completely paralyzed.
**[01:47] ---**
This is the last stronghold standing.
**[01:50] ---**
To think that this sad, dirty little
room would be our last stronghold...
**[01:54] ---**
I feel ya, man.
**[01:55] ---**
He's ripping on you!
**[01:56] ---**
The program is finished!
**[01:57] ---**
Great work, Doc!
**[01:59] ---**
That's our Doc for ya. He's a total genius!
**[02:01] ---**
Create Anti-Spells for the
Zombie and Rage Spells at once!
**[02:04] ---**
I'm afraid it's not that simple.
**[02:06] ---**
What now?
**[02:07] ---**
I want to make something
that will nullify all spells,
**[02:10] ---**
and protect us from any future spells.
**[02:12] ---**
The Ultimate Anti-Spell!
**[02:12] ---**
Ultimate
Anti-Spell
**[02:12] ---**
Ultimate
Anti-Spell
**[02:12] ---**
Ultimate
Anti-Spell
**[02:14] ---**
But we need a positive vibes
rating of one million for that.
**[02:17] ---**
One million?!
**[02:19] ---**
Just racking up 2–300 was hard enough!
**[02:21] ---**
That doesn't seem possible.
**[02:23] ---**
Should we escape abroad and regroup?
**[02:26] ---**
Won't work.
**[02:26] ---**
Zombies of the World
**[02:26] ---**
Zombies of the World
**[02:27] ---**
It's already spread across the border.
**[02:28] ---**
It's only a matter of time before the
whole world's zombified like Japan.
**[02:31] ---**
We're Eagle Talon. We always
find *some* way to work things out.
**[02:35] ---**
We'll somehow find a way to work this out!
**[02:37] ---**
Don't be stupid!
**[02:38] ---**
Face reality, man!
**[02:40] ---**
Even the strongest armies
in the world are helpless!
**[02:44] ---**
Just apologize to Sugar and
beg for forgiveness. Okay?
**[02:47] ---**
Right, guys?
**[02:51] ---**
Is this... really the end of the line?
**[02:56] ---**
Hey, I was outside listening.
**[02:58] ---**
Ah! It's that horrible creature from before!
**[03:01] ---**
Do your dreams of world conquest only
stand up when it's convenient,
**[03:05] ---**
then shrivel like some
sweaty man's trouser snake?!
**[03:07] ---**
Landlady, even for a late night show,
that expression is kinda...
**[03:10] ---**
Look. Everyone goes
through good times and bad.
**[03:13] ---**
But if you sit around and sulk when the
going gets tough, you'll get nowhere!
**[03:18] ---**
When times
are tough,
be bold
**[03:18] ---**
When times
are tough,
be bold
**[03:18] ---**
When times are tough, be bold.
**[03:21] ---**
When times are good, be cautious!
**[03:21] ---**
When times
are good,
be cautious!!
**[03:21] ---**
When times
are good,
be cautious!!
**[03:21] ---**
– Landlady
**[03:21] ---**
– Landlady
**[03:22] ---**
That's the secret to life!
**[03:26] ---**
Landlady...
**[03:27] ---**
If I'm honest, I always thought all that
world conquest nonsense was dumb as hell.
**[03:31] ---**
You'd probably be better
off just getting real jobs.
**[03:35] ---**
But y'know, when the world's in chaos,
**[03:39] ---**
it's only people like you who take a stand!
**[03:43] ---**
Because you're not out for money or prestige.
**[03:46] ---**
You're too damn earnest!
**[03:46] ---**
Da New
Year Fest!!
**[03:46] ---**
Da New
Year Fest!!
**[03:48] ---**
I think God put you on this
Earth for days like this!
**[03:54] ---**
If you guys aren't willing to make a stand...
**[03:57] ---**
I can make something else stand.
**[03:59] ---**
Quit barfing!
**[04:01] ---**
Yeah, that's right.
**[04:04] ---**
Terrified of an invisible terror...
**[04:06] ---**
All of society hating each other,
brimming with distrust...
**[04:10] ---**
Can we really accept a world like this?
**[04:13] ---**
Absolutely not!
**[04:16] ---**
The landlady's right.
**[04:18] ---**
World conquest doesn't just pop in
and out whenever it's convenient,
**[04:22] ---**
It's not some
spotted garden
eel
**[04:22] ---**
It's not some
spotted garden
eel
**[04:22] ---**
– Donichiro
**[04:22] ---**
– Donichiro
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like some spotted garden eel!
**[04:24] ---**
He made the expression safer for work!
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If everyone's afraid,
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we'll set them at ease!
**[04:31] ---**
As long as we don't lose hope,
**[04:34] ---**
we can make those good vibes happen!
**[04:37] ---**
It's time for a strategy meeting, Eagle Talon!
**[04:38] ---**
Eagle Talon
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Eagle Talon
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Eagle Talon
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Eagle Talon
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Eagle Talon
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Eagle Talon
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Eagle Talon
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Eagle Talon
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Eagle Talon
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Eagle Talon
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Eagle Talon
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Eagle Talon
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Eagle Talon
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Secret Society
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Secret Society
**[04:38] ---**
Eagle Talon
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Eagle Talon
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Eagle Talon
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Eagle Talon
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Eagle Talon
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Eagle Talon
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Eagle Talon
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Eagle Talon
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Eagle Talon
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Eagle Talon
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Eagle Talon
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Eagle Talon
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Eagle Talon
**[04:39] ---**
Prepare the snacks and soft drinks!
**[04:42] ---**
Roger!
**[04:45] ---**
Let's Work
Together!!
**[04:45] ---**
____________________
**[04:45] ---**
The Plan to Defeat Sugar
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Objective: Defeat Sugar
**[04:45] ---**
Steps: Guts, Anti-Spell and Tears
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Members: Chancellor, Me, Doctor, Bosatsutoge, Philip,
Zaharu, Mifuyu, Kaneko, a bunch of dudes, Morita
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Meeting Place: Crotter Inc
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Snacks: Maximum 2000 yen
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**[04:45] ---**
Get to bed
**[04:45] ---**
Crotter Inc
**[04:45] ---**
Meet
here
by 5
**[04:46] ---**
We'll split into five teams of three,
**[04:48] ---**
rack up as many good vibes
as we can en route to Crotter,
**[04:51] ---**
and meet here at five.
**[04:51] ---**
Crotter Inc
**[04:51] ---**
Meet
here
by 5
**[04:55] ---**
Go! Go, you hunk of junk!
**[04:57] ---**
Cover your ears!
**[04:59] ---**
How do we drive back the zombies?
**[05:06] ---**
What is it?
**[05:07] ---**
With this.
**[05:07] ---**
A birdlime gun.
**[05:09] ---**
Use this to seal their mouths.
**[05:10] ---**
Go! Get out of the car
and run over to that building.
**[05:14] ---**
Thank you so much!
**[05:15] ---**
Yes, thank you so, so much!
**[05:18] ---**
250 positive vibes!
**[05:20] ---**
How many positive vibes does
each team have to rack up?
**[05:22] ---**
Our target's one million positive vibes,
so teams will need to bag 200,000 each.
**[05:26] ---**
But that's assuming everyone
makes it to Crotter safely.
**[05:30] ---**
The chancellor or someone might
get zombified right off the bat.
**[05:31] ---**
INSTA
**[05:31] ---**
INSTA
**[05:31] ---**
ZOMBIE
**[05:31] ---**
ZOMBIE
**[05:33] ---**
And it's possible only one
team will reach the goal line.
**[05:35] ---**
So just bag as much as you can.
**[05:36] ---**
Why do you assume I'd be
the one to get zombified?
**[05:39] ---**
Looking at the makeup of the teams,
**[05:41] ---**
I'm getting pretty strong death flag vibes
for the team that's just me and the NTS guys...
**[05:41] ---**
Morita
**[05:41] ---**
Yoshida
**[05:41] ---**
Chancellor
**[05:41] ---**
Mifuyu
**[05:41] ---**
Zaharu
**[05:41] ---**
Doctor
**[05:41] ---**
Bosatsu
**[05:41] ---**
Philip
**[05:41] ---**
Kaneko
**[05:46] ---**
Are you?
**[05:46] ---**
Well, I'm like one of those extras
who gets put in just so they can die
**[05:47] ---**
Sacrifices to make things more exciting
**[05:47] ---**
It was a tough mission...
**[05:50] ---**
to make the mission look
more dangerous, right?
**[05:52] ---**
Well, they might surprise us, and kill off
Mifuyu, Zaharu, and all of Eagle Talon,
**[05:56] ---**
leaving you to do the
final episode on your own.
**[05:56] ---**
Since when do
the protagonists
die first?
**[05:59] ---**
As if!
**[05:59] ---**
Well, what do you expect?
You're a supporting character.
**[06:02] ---**
At least think up a way I can
call you if I end up in danger!
**[06:06] ---**
But Sugar has control
of all electronic devices.
**[06:08] ---**
I've prepared for that.
**[06:10] ---**
String phones!
**[06:11] ---**
Yup, looks like I'm dead meat.
**[06:15] ---**
It's no use. The zombie horde's getting bigger!
**[06:17] ---**
HQ! HQ, do you read me?
**[06:19] ---**
Idiot! Don't use the radio!
**[06:31] ---**
Dammit. There's too many of them.
**[06:33] ---**
Philip!
**[06:34] ---**
Right!
**[06:39] ---**
Run away, now!
**[06:40] ---**
Thanks! Much appreciated!
**[06:42] ---**
280 positive.
**[06:46] ---**
Yoshida-kun, I feel like the makeup
of this team puts us at a disadvantage.
**[06:49] ---**
You said it.
**[06:50] ---**
I'm a dead man walking, paired up
with an old wet blanket like you.
**[06:54] ---**
It's four o'clock! How many
positive vibes have we racked up?
**[06:57] ---**
Zero so far.
**[06:58] ---**
Hm, zero, huh?
**[06:59] ---**
I'm wondering if we'll even get a single
positive vibe, let alone 200,000...
**[07:06] ---**
No peeing in the alley
**[07:07] ---**
A zombie!
**[07:08] ---**
Plug my ears! Plug my ears!
**[07:10] ---**
Right!
**[07:10] ---**
Why'd you plug my nose?!
**[07:12] ---**
Oh, whoops!
**[07:14] ---**
Y-Y-Yoshida-kun! Get the zombie!
**[07:16] ---**
Take this!
**[07:17] ---**
No peeing in the alley
**[07:17] ---**
Not his crotch! Aim for the mouth!
**[07:19] ---**
I know that!
**[07:20] ---**
No peeing in the alley
**[07:21] ---**
That's his nipples!
**[07:24] ---**
We're surrounded!
**[07:25] ---**
Somebody help us!
**[07:30] ---**
Are you okay?
**[07:31] ---**
Yes, I'm fine...
**[07:33] ---**
We saw you fighting those zombies.
**[07:36] ---**
We don't have time to
cower in fear. We'll help you!
**[07:39] ---**
Thank...
**[07:40] ---**
Thank you so much!
**[07:42] ---**
That "thank you" was
worth 1,000 positive vibes!
**[07:47] ---**
Thank you!
**[07:48] ---**
Thank you!
**[07:49] ---**
Thank you!
**[07:50] ---**
Thank you!
**[07:51] ---**
Ah, thank you! Thank you!
**[07:54] ---**
Is that conspiracy theory true?
**[07:55] ---**
What are we gonna do?
**[07:56] ---**
Don't spread it! Lock down Tokyo!
**[07:56] ---**
What a lot of fools!
**[07:56] ---**
Stay out of my prefecture!
**[07:57] ---**
Take that, China!
**[07:58] ---**
They tell us to lock down but they won't help us! lol
**[07:59] ---**
All they do is mouth off without thinking!
**[07:59] ---**
I bet earplug resellers are making a mint!
**[08:00] ---**
Stay out of my prefecture!
**[08:00] ---**
Stay out of my prefecture!
**[08:00] ---**
The young people are spreading it!!!
**[08:01] ---**
What are we gonna do?
**[08:01] ---**
What are we gonna do?
**[08:01] ---**
Tokyo, stay the hell away!
**[08:02] ---**
Why are humans all such fools, Kuroki-san?
**[08:07] ---**
Are you satisfied yet?
**[08:09] ---**
Satisfied?
**[08:10] ---**
Absolutely not!
**[08:12] ---**
I'm loving watching these fools
trying to outdo each other!
**[08:14] ---**
Is that conspiracy theory true?
**[08:14] ---**
What are we gonna do?
**[08:14] ---**
Stay out of my prefecture!
**[08:14] ---**
Don't spread it! Lock down Tokyo!
**[08:14] ---**
I bet earplug resellers are making a mint!
**[08:14] ---**
They tell us to lock down but they won't help us! lol
**[08:14] ---**
The young people are spreading it!!!
**[08:14] ---**
Tokyo, stay the hell away!
**[08:14] ---**
Just die already
**[08:18] ---**
If you don't stop this, the world is doomed.
**[08:21] ---**
Who cares?
**[08:23] ---**
No matter how good the world gets,
**[08:25] ---**
there will be people like these
guys who never stop complaining.
**[08:30] ---**
And that's why you're destroying it?
**[08:32] ---**
No. It's destroying itself.
**[08:36] ---**
They don't need my help to be afraid,
to be suspicious, or to complain to others!
**[08:41] ---**
They don't realize they're far more
terrifying than any Zombie Spell.
**[08:45] ---**
Garbage! What's so great about being alive?
**[08:45] ---**
Don't spread it! Lock down Tokyo!
**[08:45] ---**
I bet earplug resellers are making a mint!
**[08:45] ---**
The young people are spreading it!!!
**[08:45] ---**
Take that, China!
**[08:45] ---**
Is that conspiracy theory true?
**[08:45] ---**
What are we gonna do?
**[08:45] ---**
Stay out of my prefecture!
**[08:45] ---**
They tell us to lock down but they won't help us! lol
**[08:45] ---**
Just die already
**[08:45] ---**
Pathetic
**[08:45] ---**
Aren't you embarrassed that you exist?
**[08:45] ---**
They're all so *stupid*!
**[08:47] ---**
Don't spread it! Lock down Tokyo!
**[08:47] ---**
I was saved! Thank you!
Keep up the good work!
**[08:47] ---**
Don't spread it! Lock down Tokyo!
**[08:47] ---**
I bet earplug resellers are making a mint!
**[08:47] ---**
The young people are spreading it!!!
**[08:47] ---**
Take that, China!
**[08:48] ---**
I was saved! Thank you!
Keep up the good work!
**[08:48] ---**
I was saved! Thank you!
Keep up the good work!
**[08:49] ---**
I was saved! Thank you!
Keep up the good work!
**[08:49] ---**
Wh-Who's that? Who's doing this?!
**[08:52] ---**
I was saved! Thank you!
Keep up the good work!
**[08:55] ---**
Eagle Talon!
**[08:57] ---**
Koizumi?
**[08:58] ---**
I see...
**[09:00] ---**
They created an Anti-Spell
generator program!
**[09:03] ---**
But I have more than
just spells in my arsenal!
**[09:09] ---**
Thanks for the help.
**[09:10] ---**
120 positive...
**[09:12] ---**
He didn't seem all that grateful.
**[09:14] ---**
Darn it.
**[09:14] ---**
Kaneko-san. When this battle is
over, I'm going to get married—
**[09:18] ---**
Don't do it!
**[09:19] ---**
Wh-Why not?
**[09:20] ---**
Don't you get it?
**[09:21] ---**
If you say that in the middle of the
battle, you'll be the first to die!
**[09:22] ---**
Graaaaaah!
**[09:22] ---**
I'm getting married
**[09:25] ---**
That's absurd.
**[09:26] ---**
I'll blast 'em all to smithereens by myself—
**[09:29] ---**
Don't say that!
**[09:30] ---**
Graaaaaah!
**[09:30] ---**
Hah! I'm not afraid!!
**[09:30] ---**
People who brag from the outset
are the first ones to die!
**[09:34] ---**
Oh, right.
**[09:34] ---**
I'm heading to the bathroom—
**[09:36] ---**
Don't do it!
**[09:37] ---**
People who split off first
are the first ones to die—
**[09:37] ---**
Graaaaaah!
**[09:37] ---**
What a boring party!
**[09:43] ---**
Oh no! I'm sorry!
**[09:45] ---**
Kaneko-san!
**[09:55] ---**
Now!
**[09:56] ---**
Heave-ho!
**[10:00] ---**
We did it!
**[10:02] ---**
Yoshida-kun, why do you
keep making me the decoy?
**[10:04] ---**
Well, we can't make a civilian the decoy, can we?
**[10:06] ---**
Yeah, but I'm the slowest and
weakest guy out of everyone here.
**[10:12] ---**
Right. But look at it this way:
**[10:14] ---**
Useless
**[10:14] ---**
Important
combatants
**[10:14] ---**
You're the most useless one here.
**[10:16] ---**
So if the zombies get you,
it's no skin off our nose.
**[10:18] ---**
No effect on competence
**[10:18] ---**
No effect on competence
**[10:19] ---**
That's mean, Yoshida-kun!
**[10:21] ---**
Hey, what are those things?
**[10:23] ---**
I remember seeing them
in Shining Black's hangar.
**[10:26] ---**
Yeah. I've got a real bad feeling about this...
**[10:37] ---**
Bosatsutoge-kun!
**[10:39] ---**
Bosatsutoge-kun!
**[10:45] ---**
Philip!
**[10:58] ---**
Bosatsutoge!
# E12 - Ultimate Anti-Spell
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G671VP246/ultimate-anti-spell)
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***SIGN*** Final Episode "Ultimate Anti-Spell"
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***SIGN*** Final Episode "Ultimate Anti-Spell"
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Zaharu and the others are already there!
**[01:05] ---**
Did you get the vibes?
**[01:07] ---**
20,000 positive vibes.
**[01:08] ---**
Nearly all from the
chancellor getting his ass saved.
**[01:08] ---**
Thank you!!
**[01:08] ---**
Thank you!!
**[01:08] ---**
Thank you!!
**[01:08] ---**
Thank you!
**[01:10] ---**
Both NTS teams were taken out.
**[01:12] ---**
What about your team, Doc?
**[01:14] ---**
They got Bosatsutoge.
**[01:15] ---**
What?! Bosatsutoge?!
**[01:17] ---**
What about Philip?
**[01:18] ---**
Oh, one of Shining Black's battle
robots flattened him. No big deal.
**[01:22] ---**
How is that "no big deal"?!
**[01:24] ---**
A ghost!
**[01:25] ---**
This remote control
turns Philip human again.
**[01:28] ---**
But we don't have nearly enough good vibes.
**[01:30] ---**
What should we do?
**[01:33] ---**
What's that sound?
**[01:34] ---**
Get down!
**[01:39] ---**
Auto soldiers...
**[01:40] ---**
Fully autonomous robotic enforcers.
**[01:43] ---**
Not good!
**[01:46] ---**
Dodge!
**[01:48] ---**
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**[01:48] ---**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[01:48] ---**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[01:48] ---**
Sugar Robot Army
Causing Destruction in the City
**[01:48] ---**
Sugar Robot Army
Causing Destruction in the City
**[01:48] ---**
LIVE
**[01:49] ---**
Look at this!
**[01:50] ---**
The Eagle Talon group now
trending on social media
**[01:54] ---**
is under missile attack
from these robot soldiers!
**[01:57] ---**
It's like a true sci-fi epic!
**[01:59] ---**
Keep fighting, Eagle Talon!
**[02:01] ---**
Run, Eagle Talon!
**[02:02] ---**
Keep fighting!
**[02:05] ---**
Head for that building!
**[02:07] ---**
Candid Camera
**[02:09] ---**
Where are you going, Eagle Talon?
**[02:11] ---**
You're TV shopping at a time like this?
**[02:15] ---**
Why'd we run into an electronics store?
**[02:17] ---**
In here, they've got everything
I need to make weapons.
**[02:21] ---**
Hurry up and make something, then!
**[02:23] ---**
Right, you got it!
**[02:26] ---**
They're trapped like rats in there!
**[02:29] ---**
Keep fighting, Eagle Talon!
**[02:31] ---**
Eagle Talon!
**[02:34] ---**
Eagle Talon!
**[02:39] ---**
Would you look at that?!
They're doing an Eagle Talon cheer!
**[02:42] ---**
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**[02:42] ---**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[02:42] ---**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[02:42] ---**
Sugar Robot Army
Causing Destruction in the City
**[02:42] ---**
Sugar Robot Army
Causing Destruction in the City
**[02:42] ---**
LIVE
**[02:42] ---**
*And their numbers are growing!*
**[02:46] ---**
Yoshida-kun. They're cheering for us on TV.
**[02:50] ---**
So they are.
**[02:51] ---**
Our hard work is spreading good
vibes through the populace...
**[02:54] ---**
Hey, wait a minute...
**[02:55] ---**
Doc, what's the positive vibe
value of this Eagle Talon cheer?
**[02:59] ---**
330 positive.
**[03:01] ---**
Let's collect Eagle Talon cheers
from all over the Internet!
**[03:04] ---**
We can get a million positive vibes that way!
**[03:06] ---**
Great idea!
**[03:06] ---**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[03:06] ---**
Do the Eagle
Talon cheer,
folks!!
**[03:07] ---**
We'll make our plea to the TV cameras!
**[03:09] ---**
Right. We'll help you.
**[03:11] ---**
Leonardo, are the weapons ready?
**[03:13] ---**
Yup!
**[03:13] ---**
They're good to go!
**[03:14] ---**
Hang on...
**[03:16] ---**
We have to wear those things?
**[03:20] ---**
Bring it on!
**[03:21] ---**
A curious pair have come out of the building!
**[03:24] ---**
They're fighting with home appliances!
**[03:26] ---**
And it looks extremely lame!
**[03:31] ---**
Now!
**[03:32] ---**
Now a middle-aged man and
a little boy have exited the building!
**[03:34] ---**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[03:34] ---**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[03:34] ---**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[03:34] ---**
Sugar Robot Army
Causing Destruction in the City
**[03:34] ---**
Sugar Robot Army
Causing Destruction in the City
**[03:34] ---**
LIVE
**[03:36] ---**
Wait, what's that?
**[03:37] ---**
Upload your videos
**[03:37] ---**
doing the Eagle Talon
**[03:37] ---**
cheer!!!
**[03:37] ---**
#EagleTalon
**[03:37] ---**
Upload! Upload!!
**[03:38] ---**
"Upload your videos doing
the Eagle Talon cheer"?
**[03:41] ---**
What harebrained scheme is this?
**[03:45] ---**
Sugar...
**[03:46] ---**
I'm sorry for everything.
**[03:49] ---**
What... did you just say?
**[03:51] ---**
I couldn't accept your weakness and your
warped mind, and so I abandoned you.
**[03:59] ---**
But that was wrong of me.
**[04:02] ---**
Forgive me.
**[04:03] ---**
What is this?
**[04:04] ---**
The fearsome leader of
Shining Black... apologizing?
**[04:08] ---**
Well? Are they all doing the Eagle Talon call?
**[04:11] ---**
Sure are. Vids of the Eagle Talon
cheer are coming up one after the other.
**[04:14] ---**
290... 340... 550 positive vibes.
**[04:17] ---**
It's working! Get us even more cheers!
**[04:19] ---**
But... But why?
**[04:22] ---**
Why do you have to say
that *now* of all times?!
**[04:24] ---**
Why couldn't you have told me that earlier?
**[04:27] ---**
Dammit!
**[04:29] ---**
* So, uh, social media is*
* lighting up with people*
**[04:32] ---**
* cheering on Eagle Talon*
* with the Eagle Talon call.*
**[04:32] ---**
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**[04:32] ---**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[04:32] ---**
Social Media News
Eagle Talon Calls Trending
**[04:32] ---**
Social Media News
Eagle Talon Calls Trending
**[04:32] ---**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[04:32] ---**
Breaking News
**[04:32] ---**
Breaking News
**[04:36] ---**
I get it now!
**[04:37] ---**
They're collecting all the good vibes!
**[04:39] ---**
I won't let that happen!
**[04:41] ---**
We're almost there!
**[04:43] ---**
Curse you, Eagle Talon!
**[04:45] ---**
Almost there, everyone!
**[04:50] ---**
We did it!
**[04:53] ---**
What's wrong?
**[04:54] ---**
No Network Found
**[04:54] ---**
We've been cut off from the network.
**[04:55] ---**
But that means we can't
send it to a TV station to play it!
**[04:59] ---**
Phew, thank goodness.
**[05:01] ---**
I knew you'd never really have
anything nice to say to me!
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Very well. An interesting development.
**[05:08] ---**
Come with me!
**[05:12] ---**
Zaharu!
**[05:13] ---**
Is it done? Is the Ultimate Anti-Spell ready?
**[05:16] ---**
Yeah, it is, but Sugar cut
our Internet connection.
**[05:19] ---**
Damn...
**[05:20] ---**
Can we break out and
play it to Sugar directly?
**[05:23] ---**
There'll be no need for that!
**[05:26] ---**
Sugar!
**[05:27] ---**
I've created an interesting spell.
**[05:30] ---**
A spell that turns bodies inside-out!
**[05:34] ---**
I'm going to turn you inside-out
for everyone watching on TV.
**[05:40] ---**
Let's roll.
**[05:41] ---**
Got it.
**[05:42] ---**
Well? Who wants to be first
to be turned inside-out?
**[05:47] ---**
Or shall I start with you, Kuroki-san?
**[05:51] ---**
Philip!
**[05:53] ---**
Kill the man with the speaker on his back!
**[05:56] ---**
He's trying to make me hear the Anti-Spell!
**[06:01] ---**
And he's a goner!
**[06:03] ---**
Oh, you think so?
**[06:06] ---**
What the...
**[06:07] ---**
Fire! Fire! Fire!
**[06:13] ---**
Impossible! Is he invincible?
**[06:15] ---**
Or wait, is he dead?
**[06:16] ---**
It's hard to know what's going on, but the
tattooed man is charging fiercely at them!
**[06:21] ---**
Go, Philip!
**[06:30] ---**
Too bad!
**[06:31] ---**
Your speaker's broken!
**[06:35] ---**
We didn't need the speaker.
**[06:39] ---**
Raoh
**[06:39] ---**
What the...
**[06:39] ---**
Raoh
**[06:40] ---**
A Raoh ramen cup?
**[06:41] ---**
Raoh
**[06:41] ---**
Raoh
**[06:41] ---**
Raoh
**[06:43] ---**
Surely not...
**[06:43] ---**
You guessed it.
**[06:45] ---**
Take this!
**[06:46] ---**
Ultimate Anti-Spell!
**[07:00] ---**
We did it!
**[07:02] ---**
They did it!
**[07:04] ---**
They defeated Sugar!
**[07:07] ---**
Eagle Talon!
**[07:10] ---**
TV
**[07:10] ---**
Eagle Talon!
**[07:14] ---**
I've done such terrible things...
**[07:20] ---**
The spell made you do it.
**[07:23] ---**
But... I did such terrible things!
**[07:26] ---**
Kuroki-kun, you okay?
**[07:28] ---**
Koizumi.
**[07:30] ---**
Well, you got your payback for what happened
when we were kids. Pleased with yourself?
**[07:34] ---**
You're still hung up on that?
**[07:36] ---**
Look, I don't hold a grudge about that at all.
**[07:40] ---**
Why not?
**[07:42] ---**
I framed you for something I did.
**[07:44] ---**
No, I brought it on myself.
**[07:48] ---**
Brought it on yourself?
**[07:50] ---**
You were always making fun of me.
**[07:54] ---**
I was looking for some way to take
you down. To get my revenge.
**[08:02] ---**
You tried... to take me down?
**[08:05] ---**
I found out you liked to go
behind the temple to smoke.
**[08:10] ---**
I lay in wait, hoping to catch you in the act.
**[08:16] ---**
You mean... it wasn't a coincidence?
**[08:20] ---**
"What goes around comes around," as they say.
**[08:24] ---**
I might've ended up being framed,
**[08:26] ---**
but I realized I'd brought it on myself
through my own petty behavior.
**[08:32] ---**
From that moment on, I swore I'd never
hold a grudge against anyone again.
**[08:38] ---**
I spent my life fearing you would
someday tell people the truth.
**[08:46] ---**
I hated my own weakness for framing you,
**[08:51] ---**
and it led me to hate the
pettiness and weakness in others.
**[08:55] ---**
It was that hatred which
led me to form Shining Black.
**[09:01] ---**
That goes without saying.
**[09:03] ---**
But humans by their very nature
are weak, foolish, and pitiful.
**[09:09] ---**
That's why we have to use
brief moments of kindness
**[09:13] ---**
Is this the
veterinary
hospital?!
**[09:13] ---**
Is this the
veterinary
hospital?!
**[09:13] ---**
Hello!!
**[09:13] ---**
Hello!!
**[09:13] ---**
Taxi!!
**[09:13] ---**
Taxi!!
**[09:13] ---**
to support and encourage each other.
**[09:17] ---**
Koizumi.
**[09:20] ---**
How is it we lived through the same 40 years
since that day and turned out so different?
**[09:28] ---**
You're the man...
**[09:31] ---**
The right man to conquer the world.
**[09:36] ---**
Iwasa.
**[09:39] ---**
I'm sorry for everything.
**[09:41] ---**
Please come back to Crotter.
**[09:44] ---**
I need you.
**[09:47] ---**
Kuroki-san...
**[10:00] ---**
*Hey, Mom. How ya doin'?*
**[10:02] ---**
*We're doing good, like always.*
**[10:04] ---**
* Despite the huge problems Crotter caused,*
* they didn't get charged with any crime.*
**[10:07] ---**
Crotter Inc
Apology
Press
Conference
**[10:07] ---**
Crotter Inc
Apology
Press
Conference
**[10:10] ---**
* The world seems sympathetic*
* to Kuroki-san and Iwasa-san.*
**[10:10] ---**
So who was the guy
**[10:10] ---**
Let's keep up the good work!
**[10:10] ---**
Eh, what's
done is done
**[10:10] ---**
I forgive you!
**[10:10] ---**
I'm rooting for you!
**[10:10] ---**
with the crab, anyway?
**[10:10] ---**
I got carried away, too
**[10:10] ---**
I'm sorry
**[10:10] ---**
It was pretty fun,
so it's OK
**[10:10] ---**
It's cool, dude
**[10:10] ---**
All's well that
ends well
**[10:13] ---**
* The doc said the positive vibes*
* from the Ultimate Anti-Spell*
**[10:15] ---**
* might have made everyone*
* just a little bit kinder.*
**[10:19] ---**
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**[10:19] ---**
Crotter Inc Apology Press Conference
Major Scale Back of Business
**[10:19] ---**
Crotter Inc Apology Press Conference
Major Scale Back of Business
**[10:19] ---**
LIVE
**[10:19] ---**
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**[10:19] ---**
Kuroki
**[10:19] ---**
Kuroki
**[10:19] ---**
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Iwasa
**[10:19] ---**
Iwasa
**[10:19] ---**
* Crotter Inc will sell off*
* the majority of its business*
**[10:23] ---**
* and rebuild as a tech company*
* devoted to social welfare.*
**[10:28] ---**
TV
**[10:28] ---**
I'm glad to see Kuroki-san and
Iwasa-san getting along now.
**[10:31] ---**
I'm sure they're going to grow out
their company again together.
**[10:34] ---**
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Crotter Inc Apology Press Conference
Major Scale Back of Business
**[10:34] ---**
Crotter Inc Apology Press Conference
Major Scale Back of Business
**[10:34] ---**
LIVE
**[10:35] ---**
Amazing people are amazing
at everything they do.
**[10:37] ---**
How is it you two lived the same 40 years
and turned out so different, Chancellor?
**[10:37] ---**
TV
**[10:41] ---**
Hey, now! I'm just getting
started, Yoshida-kun.
**[10:44] ---**
Just you watch.
**[10:45] ---**
Next year, for sure, I *will* conquer the world.
**[10:50] ---**
*Mom. Have a happy new year.*
**[10:59] ---**
*Cock-a-doodle-doo.*
**[11:03] ---**
EAGLE TALON