Season 1

E1 - Golden Spell

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    Hey, Koizumi!
[01:03] ---
    You did a lousy job with
    that soldering! Do it again!
[01:06] ---
    S-Sorry, sir...
[01:07] ---
    Get it together or you're outta here!
[01:11] ---
    Dumbass.
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SIGN    Eagle Talon Chancellor
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SIGN    Eagle Talon Chancellor
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    How do you even leave
    the house without dying?
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SIGN    Dr. Leonardo
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SIGN    Dr. Leonardo
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SIGN    Dr. Leonardo
SIGN    Dr. Leonardo
SIGN    Dr. Leonardo
[01:21] ---
    Who ordered the extra
    large Mont Blanc ramen?!
[01:24] ---
    No one ordered that, asshole!
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SIGN    Bosatsutoge
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[01:31] ---
    Now we'll destroy Earth for sure.
[01:34] ---
    Emergency, sir!
[01:35] ---
    There's a massive energy source
    heading straight for us!
[01:39] ---
    What?!
[01:45] ---
    Oh, Yuririn?
[01:47] ---
    I'm heading home.
[01:49] ---
    I've got an early "world
    conquest" day tomorrow.
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SIGN    Philip
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[01:53] ---
    Koizumi-san. Heading home?
[01:55] ---
    Yeah. I've got world domination tomorrow.
[01:58] ---
    Boss really chewed you out today, huh?
[02:00] ---
    It's my own fault.
[02:02] ---
    I just can't get the hang of this job.
[02:05] ---
    Well, I was surprised it took you four
    months to learn how to press a button...
[02:11] ---
    But I really like the way
    you press that button.
[02:14] ---
    You do it so gently.
[02:16] ---
    That's reassuring to hear.
[02:19] ---
    I'm back!
[02:22] ---
    Wait, no one's here?
[02:24] ---
    Are they all still asleep?
[02:27] ---
    Wh-What the...
[02:33] ---
    Bathroom! Gotta hit the bathroom!
[02:36] ---
    Wow, that really did a number on his bowels.
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SIGN    Yoshida
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SIGN    Yoshida
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SIGN    Yoshida
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[02:39] ---
    It really worked, Doc!
[02:40] ---
    Of course it did. I made it.
[02:44] ---
    What was that?
[02:45] ---
    The Golden Spell.
[02:47] ---
    Golden Spell?
[02:49] ---
    That strange series of words can
    make a person want to go for a crap?
[02:52] ---
    Not just go for a crap!
[02:54] ---
    With a few words, we can
    make humans do anything!
[02:56] ---
    You can? Really?
[02:58] ---
    Words do more than just impart information.
[03:01] ---
    They can directly affect your
    physical and mental state.
[03:03] ---
    Asshole!
[03:03] ---
    A thoughtless remark can kill,
[03:04] ---
    I wanna die
[03:05] ---
    or save someone from the depths of despair!
[03:05] ---
    Kidding, dear!
[03:06] ---
    Tee-hee!
[03:07] ---
    I've been the recipient of several
    thoughtless remarks today...
[03:10] ---
    But one kind word gave me the will to go on.
[03:13] ---
    Precisely!
[03:13] ---
    But the Golden Spell directly affects
    a human's nervous system, organs,
[03:17] ---
    muscles and skeletal systems,
[03:19] ---
    and can even make them change shape.
[03:20] ---
    Hi,
    Georgie!
[03:21] ---
    I can even cook up a spell
    that'll turn humans into this.
[03:25] ---
    You can do all that just with words?!
[03:28] ---
    With the coronavirus
    influencing everything,
[03:30] ---
    social norms are being set ablaze!
[03:30] ---
    Social norms
[03:30] ---
    Social norms
[03:31] ---
    Blazing hot
[03:31] ---
    Blazing hot
[03:31] ---
    Blazing hot
[03:33] ---
    Working online
[03:33] ---
    Working online
[03:33] ---
    Working online
[03:33] ---
    Everyone's working online,
[03:35] ---
    making their sisters giddy!
[03:35] ---
    Sisters giddy!
[03:35] ---
    Sisters giddy!
[03:35] ---
    Sisters giddy!
[03:36] ---
    With the Golden Spell,
[03:38] ---
    Good For People
    Good For Environment
[03:38] ---
    we can be conscientious citizens
    and conquer the world remotely!
[03:41] ---
    I see. That's true...
[03:43] ---
    Utilizing sound alone would
    let us conquer from a distance.
[03:46] ---
    Precisely.
[03:48] ---
    I see.
[03:50] ---
    Use the Golden Spell to
    conquer Earth at once!
[03:57] ---
    Okay! All ready!
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[03:59] ---
    Hey! Anyone want some grasshopper legs?
SIGN    Morita
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SIGN    Morita
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SIGN    Morita
SIGN    Morita
SIGN    Morita
[04:02] ---
    What do you want, Morita?
[04:03] ---
    We're busy conquering the world from home.
[04:05] ---
    Conquering the world from home?
[04:07] ---
    Sounds like another wacky scheme.
[04:09] ---
    So where should we conquer first?
[04:12] ---
    For a warm-up, how about
    we attack DX Fighter?
[04:15] ---
    What? You sure about that?
[04:17] ---
    Chancellor.
[04:18] ---
    It's a remote attack, remember?
[04:20] ---
    There's no need to fear the DX Bomber.
[04:21] ---
    No fear!
[04:21] ---
    No fear!
[04:21] ---
    No fear!
[04:23] ---
    Good point.
[04:23] ---
    Okay, put us through!
[04:25] ---
    Com
[04:25] ---
    Com
[04:25] ---
    Com
[04:25] ---
    pany
[04:25] ---
    pany
[04:25] ---
    pany
[04:28] ---
    Mr. President. What's all this?
[04:30] ---
    Coronavirus measures.
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[04:32] ---
    Coronavirus measures?
[04:33] ---
    All this social distancing is
    putting a cramp in my business.
[04:36] ---
    Even superheroes are having to change it up.
[04:37] ---
    New
    Life-
    style
[04:37] ---
    New
    Life-
    style
[04:37] ---
    Visual Storybook
[04:37] ---
    Visual Storybook
[04:40] ---
    I must enforce even virtual justice.
[04:40] ---
    Virtual Hero
[04:40] ---
    Virtual Hero
[04:40] ---
    Virtual Hero
[04:42] ---
    Uh, how exactly do you
    enforce virtual justice?
[04:45] ---
    For instance, if your Wi-Fi's on the fritz,
    or your emails keep getting bounced,
[04:46] ---
    Fi!
[04:46] ---
    Fi!
[04:46] ---
    Wi!
[04:46] ---
    Wi!
[04:48] ---
    E-mail
[04:48] ---
    E-mail
[04:50] ---
    drop me 500 yen and I'll fix it.
[04:50] ---
    Just 1 Coin Away
[04:50] ---
    Just 1 Coin Away
[04:50] ---
    Just 1 Coin Away
[04:52] ---
    Isn't that just customer support?
[04:54] ---
    So you hired those men?
[04:56] ---
    Yeah.
[04:56] ---
    Former Crotter engineers.
    They really know their stuff!
[05:00] ---
    Now, IT Hero is open for business!
[05:03] ---
    Mr. President. Someone's asking for you.
[05:05] ---
    Oh, really, Iwasa?
[05:06] ---
    Who is it?
[05:07] ---
    I'll put you through.
[05:10] ---
    Eagle Talon!
[05:13] ---
    It's been a while, DX Fighter!
[05:15] ---
    What's wrong? Your faces are so dirty...
[05:17] ---
    Are not! We look the same as always!
[05:19] ---
    And we've embarked on a plan of
    conquering the world from home!
[05:23] ---
    What did you say?!
    But I've been superhero-ing from home!
[05:27] ---
    Have you?
[05:28] ---
    Then, let's test our might
    against yours... from home!
[05:32] ---
    Very well.
[05:33] ---
    Hit it, Doc.
[05:41] ---
    I don't know why...
    but suddenly, I need to go number two!
[05:46] ---
    Magnificent, Yoshida-kun.
[05:48] ---
    The Golden Spell was a roaring success!
[05:50] ---
    Yes, he couldn't even fire
    his DX Bomber. How pathetic.
[05:54] ---
    Hey! What did you jerks do?
[05:56] ---
    Don't you mean "fine gentlemen"?
[05:58] ---
    You'd better watch how you talk to us, buddy!
[06:01] ---
    What was that?!
[06:04] ---
    But... I already went!
[06:06] ---
    Ah, not again!
[06:09] ---
    Serves you right, DX Fighter!
[06:10] ---
    Truly incredible. He'd already gone just now,
    and yet it still works on him!
[06:15] ---
    I keep trying to go, but nothing comes out...
[06:17] ---
    Well, DX Fighter?
[06:19] ---
    Do you admit defeat?
[06:20] ---
    Curse you! You shall pay—
[06:24] ---
    Gotta take another dump! Dammit!
[06:27] ---
    That'll keep him in line.
[06:29] ---
    Chancellor, shall we embark
    on true world conquest now?
[06:32] ---
    Sure, sounds cool.
[06:34] ---
    Where should we start?
[06:35] ---
    How about the local green grocer?
[06:38] ---
    Excellent idea. That guy never yells at us.
[06:40] ---
    If you don't wanna get yelled at,
    don't conquer the world!
[06:43] ---
    Now, contact the green grocer!
[06:45] ---
    Hang on a minute.
[06:46] ---
    Is the green grocer able to video chat?
[06:49] ---
    Does he need to be able to video chat?
[06:52] ---
    Of course he does!
[06:53] ---
    He needs a smartphone, at least.
[06:55] ---
    Go find out.
[06:58] ---
    Green
    Grocer
[06:58] ---
    Low prices! Low prices!
[07:00] ---
    Low prices for thinly-veiled knockoffs!
[07:02] ---
    Excuse me, sir.
[07:03] ---
    Hey, Eagle Talon.
[07:05] ---
    Here for more misshapen produce?
[07:07] ---
    Not today.
[07:08] ---
    Sir, do you have a computer?
[07:10] ---
    Nah.
[07:11] ---
    What about a smartphone?
[07:13] ---
    I'm a feature phone man.
[07:15] ---
    A feature phone won't cut it.
[07:18] ---
    Ah, forget it.
[07:20] ---
    I ended up buying him a smartphone.
[07:22] ---
    Hey, we're trying to conquer the world.
[07:24] ---
    Just write it off as a work expense.
[07:25] ---
    That won't fly!
[07:26] ---
    Now, Doc.
[07:28] ---
    Let us begin anew.
[07:30] ---
    Hey.
[07:30] ---
    What?
[07:31] ---
    Did you install the app
    on the old man's phone?
[07:34] ---
    No, I didn't!
[07:37] ---
    Here, press this button...
[07:39] ---
    Oh, is this one of those apricot things?
[07:43] ---
    He should have it this time.
[07:45] ---
    All right! World conquest from home... begin!
[07:49] ---
    He's on! Great work!
[07:51] ---
    Hey, old man, can you hear me?
[07:53] ---
    Hey, can you hear me?
[07:56] ---
    Chancellor, did you teach
    him how to use the app?
[07:59] ---
    No, I didn't.
[08:00] ---
    Go do that.
[08:02] ---
    Account Name
[08:02] ---
    Green Grocer Guy
[08:02] ---
    Room Name
[08:02] ---
    World Conquest
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    Voice off
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    Virtual Background
[08:02] ---
    Press this button and you'll enter the chat.
[08:05] ---
    Then, change your mic settings here...
[08:08] ---
    Right. Mike Tyson settings...
[08:12] ---
    It'll work this time, right?
[08:13] ---
    It's fine now, right? It'll work this time, right?
[08:15] ---
    Shut up! Quit your complainin'!
[08:17] ---
    There he is!
[08:18] ---
    Hey, man! You gettin' this?
[08:19] ---
    Yeah, I hear you.
[08:20] ---
    Hey, what's all that? It's creepin' me out!
[08:23] ---
    Turn off that virtual background already!
[08:25] ---
    What's going on? What's happening?
[08:28] ---
    Don't be afraid, Bosatsutoge-kun!
[08:30] ---
    Don't be afraid! It's going to be fine!
[08:32] ---
    Chancellor, go fix it!
[08:35] ---
    Do your settings like this, okay?
[08:38] ---
    Oh, I get it now.
[08:40] ---
    What's all this hollering?
[08:42] ---
    Eagle Talon's trying to conquer me demotely.
[08:45] ---
    Not "demotely"! Remotely!
[08:47] ---
    Oh, a remote conference, huh?
[08:49] ---
    I'm curious about them,
    but I've got no idea how they work.
[08:52] ---
    Get Eagle Talon to teach you, then.
[08:54] ---
    They'll even buy you a smartphone.
[08:56] ---
    Sounds great! I want in on that action!
[08:58] ---
    You can conquer me after!
[09:00] ---
    Same here, if you teach me how it works!
[09:02] ---
    Me too!
[09:05] ---
    Darn, that whole thing cost us 300,000 yen!
[09:08] ---
    Necessary expenditure in the name of world
     domination. Write it all off as a work expense.
[09:12] ---
    I'm saying, it won't fly!
[09:13] ---
    Now, Doc, commence conquering
    the world... from home!
[09:18] ---
    Leave it to me!
[09:20] ---
    Hey, there.
[09:23] ---
    You must now submit to
    the rule of Eagle Talon—
[09:27] ---
    Could you hang on a minute, Mr. Eagle Talon?
[09:30] ---
    What now?
[09:31] ---
    I've gotta deal with customers.
[09:33] ---
    I've got customers too.
[09:35] ---
    H-Hang on. I just need a minute!
[09:38] ---
    Sorry, can't. Evening rush!
[09:41] ---
    Hey! No fair, you guys!
[09:45] ---
    Curse them... They'll pay for this.
[09:48] ---
    Iwasa!
[09:49] ---
    Oh, uh, yessir. What is it?
[09:51] ---
    Could you run a Bomber Eats for me?
[09:52] ---
    What?
[09:53] ---
    Um, I'm an engineer.
[09:55] ---
    Silence! You're the youngest here.
[09:57] ---
    Take it!
[09:58] ---
    Fine.
[10:01] ---
    Delu-Bo!
[10:03] ---
    Everyone's too busy to answer the video call!
[10:05] ---
    Forget this nonsense. Let's hit
    the shopping street ourselves.
[10:08] ---
    What was all this for, then?!
[10:09] ---
    Exactly! Why was I buying and
    giving out all those smartphones?
[10:12] ---
    Excuse me. Bomber Eats delivery.
[10:15] ---
    Bomber Eats?
[10:17] ---
    Yoshida-kun, did you order something?
[10:19] ---
    I bet I know what it is.
[10:21] ---
    The shopping street guys sent us
    a thank-you present for the smartphones.
[10:24] ---
    Oh, I get it.
[10:26] ---
    That's so nice of them.
[10:27] ---
    That's definitely not it!
[10:28] ---
    Come on, let's open it.
[10:29] ---
    Yes, let's.
[10:30] ---
    No, don't!
[10:51] ---
    Golden Spell...

E2 - Anti-Spell

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SIGN    I'm truly sorry.
SIGN    Don't "sorry" me, buster!
SIGN    It's been six months!
SIGN    You ain't paid your rent in six months!
SIGN    What do you expect?
SIGN    The chancellor can't get work, what with coronavirus and all.
SIGN    Just apply for one of the government subsidies!
[01:15] ---
    They said small businesses in the
    "world conquest" sector don't qualify...
[01:18] ---
    No chance
[01:18] ---
    Aw
[01:18] ---
    Aw
[01:20] ---
    Not my problem!
[01:21] ---
    Listen up, bub. If you don't move out,
[01:23] ---
    I'm gonna hold my patented
[01:23] ---
    72-hour Marathon
[01:23] ---
    72-hour Marathon
[01:23] ---
    72-hour Marathon
[01:24] ---
    72-hour marathon
    naked dance festival!
[01:24] ---
    Naked
[01:24] ---
    Naked
[01:24] ---
    Naked
[01:24] ---
    Dance
[01:24] ---
    Dance
[01:24] ---
    Dance
[01:24] ---
    Fest
[01:24] ---
    Fest
[01:24] ---
    Fest
[01:24] ---
    2020
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    2020
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    2020
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    Danger
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    Danger
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    Stop barfing!
[01:29] ---
    You'd better pay what you owe by 6 pm tonight!
[01:32] ---
    One minute late and you're out on your asses!
[01:36] ---
    What's the plan?
[01:37] ---
    I'd rather suck a pig's ass
    than watch her dance naked.
[01:40] ---
    Both sound awful!
[01:41] ---
    How about robbing a bank to raise the dough?
[01:44] ---
    I can't handle that, Doc.
[01:45] ---
    I once went to the bank just
    to set up automatic payments,
[01:48] ---
    and the teller lady strong-armed me
    into seven different term deposits!
[01:48] ---
    Will you make a term
    deposit already, asshole?!
[01:48] ---
    Will you make a term
    deposit already, asshole?!
[01:48] ---
    Eek!!
[01:48] ---
    Eek!!
[01:52] ---
    Why'd you let her do that?
[01:54] ---
    I know!
[01:55] ---
    Why don't we make a Golden Spell
    that'll force people to give us money?
[01:56] ---
    Donate to
    Eagle Talon Spell
[01:56] ---
    Donate to
    Eagle Talon Spell
[01:56] ---
    Donate to
    Eagle Talon Spell
[01:59] ---
    Good idea!
[02:01] ---
    Hey, Doc, can you make one of those?
[02:03] ---
    Sure, leave it to me.
[02:07] ---
    What's the matter, Doc?
[02:09] ---
    It's gone!
[02:10] ---
    The Golden Spell generator program is gone!
[02:13] ---
    H-Hold on a second.
[02:15] ---
    Surely you're mistaken...
[02:17] ---
    I definitely saved it to the cloud.
[02:19] ---
    All my lady-bear nudes are missing, too!
[02:20] ---
    Doc's Secret Library
[02:20] ---
    Doc's Secret Library
[02:20] ---
    Doc's Secret Library
[02:20] ---
    Doc's Secret Library
[02:20] ---
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    Censored
[02:20] ---
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[02:20] ---
    Censored
[02:20] ---
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[02:20] ---
    Censored
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    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[02:20] ---
    Censored
[02:20] ---
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[02:20] ---
    Censored
[02:22] ---
    Why don't ya just write a new program?
[02:23] ---
    You wrote the first one, right?
[02:25] ---
    Easier said than done.
[02:27] ---
    For the first one, I needed dew
    collected under a new moon,
[02:29] ---
    pollen from a legendary flower
    that blooms once every 25 years,
[02:32] ---
    and ten cushions delivered by Yamada-kun!
[02:34] ---
    That last one sounds pretty suspect.
[02:36] ---
    Can't you just go get them again?
[02:37] ---
    That's not the point.
[02:39] ---
    What if it's fallen into the wrong hands?
[02:41] ---
    They could walk around playing
    it on their smartphone,
[02:44] ---
    or include it as an email attachment.
[02:46] ---
    Or broadcast it live on-air in
    an act of far-reaching terrorism!
[02:50] ---
    Who hosts your cloud service, anyway?
[02:52] ---
    Crotter.
[02:53] ---
    Then, let's head over to Crotter!
SIGN    m 5 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Crotter, Inc.
SIGN    m 5 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Crotter, Inc.
SIGN    m 5 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Crotter, Inc.
SIGN    Crotter, Inc.
SIGN    Crotter, Inc.
[03:00] ---
    Why'd we get changed?
[03:01] ---
    Listen up, Chancellor.
[03:02] ---
    Everyone knows Crotter has the
    tightest security in the world.
[03:07] ---
    We need to make them think we're
    employees here to get in.
[03:10] ---
    Fine, okay.
[03:12] ---
    Say, Yoshida-chan!
[03:13] ---
    How's that program I asked for coming along?
[03:15] ---
    Yessir! I formatted the C-Drive,
    then proto-matted the protocol!
[03:19] ---
    I see! A real Ctrl+V, huh?
[03:22] ---
    You guys know jack about IT.
[03:24] ---
    Excuse me. ID badges, please.
[03:26] ---
    Oh, my next-door neighbor's dog ate mine.
[03:29] ---
    I left mine on the forehead
    of my sick mother.
[03:31] ---
    Those excuses are terrible!
[03:32] ---
    What's your department?
[03:34] ---
    Um, I think it was the
    Hard Reboot Department.
[03:35] ---
    Press and Hold!!
[03:37] ---
    No, it's the "I Poured Mud into the USB Port
    and My Dad's Pissed Now" Department.
[03:39] ---
    Hey!!
[03:39] ---
    Hey!!
[03:40] ---
    As if that'd be real!
[03:41] ---
    You guys don't really work here, do you?
[03:43] ---
    But of course we do!
[03:45] ---
    You've never heard of Koizumi-san
    down in Power Cables?
[03:48] ---
    Of course not!
[03:49] ---
    Now come with me!
[03:49] ---
    Hey, cut it out.
[03:50] ---
    S-S-S-Stop that!
[03:52] ---
    What in the world are you doing?
[03:54] ---
    Oh, Zaharu-san.
[03:55] ---
    These people were trying
    to sneak into the building.
[03:58] ---
    The president has arrived.
    Please keep the noise down.
SIGN    m 5 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Crotter Vice President
    Adrian Zaharu
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SIGN    Crotter Vice President
    Adrian Zaharu
SIGN    m 5 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Crotter Vice President
    Adrian Zaharu
SIGN    Crotter Vice President
    Adrian Zaharu
SIGN    Crotter Vice President
    Adrian Zaharu
[04:01] ---
    Yes, sir.
[04:06] ---
    Huh?
[04:06] ---
    I feel like I've seen that guy before...
[04:08] ---
    Come on, you. Come with me.
[04:10] ---
    W-Wait, wait!
[04:11] ---
    Let go of my chin! You're gonna pull it off!
SIGN    m 5 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Crotter President
    Kuroki Homare
SIGN    m 5 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Crotter President
    Kuroki Homare
SIGN    m 5 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Crotter President
    Kuroki Homare
SIGN    Crotter President
    Kuroki Homare
SIGN    Crotter President
    Kuroki Homare
[04:14] ---
    Mr. President. What's the matter?
[04:17] ---
    I think I know that man...
[04:20] ---
    Kuroki-kun?
[04:22] ---
    Koizumi, was it?
[04:23] ---
    Yes, it's me! Koizumi!
[04:25] ---
    Kuroki-kun, is that you?
[04:26] ---
    What are you doing here?
[04:28] ---
    Come to blackmail me over what
    went down in middle school?
[04:32] ---
    Huh? In middle school?
[04:35] ---
    Good, you don't remember.
[04:36] ---
    Now get out.
[04:37] ---
    Don't talk to him that way—
[04:38] ---
    Don't say that!
[04:43] ---
    What in the world?
[04:44] ---
    "That way!"
[04:45] ---
    Don't say "that way" in
    front of the president!
[04:47] ---
    It makes him act like a fool!
[04:49] ---
    What in the world?
[04:50] ---
    Mr. President, are you all right?
[04:52] ---
    O-Oh, uh, yes...
[04:55] ---
    Zaharu. Let's go.
[04:57] ---
    Hey, wait a minute.
[04:58] ---
    Someone stole some important data we
    had stored on your Crotter cloud service.
[05:02] ---
    Talk to customer support about it.
[05:05] ---
    But we have to retrieve it
    before something awful happens!
[05:07] ---
    It's called the Golden Spell generator
    program, and it's very important!
[05:11] ---
    Wait a minute.
[05:12] ---
    What did you just say?
[05:13] ---
    Huh?
[05:14] ---
    I said, "Embrace me, Mr. Date-o-gram."
[05:14] ---
    C'mon, you beast!
[05:14] ---
    C'mon, you beast!
[05:14] ---
    Embrace me,
     Mr. Date-o-gram
[05:14] ---
    Embrace me,
     Mr. Date-o-gram
[05:14] ---
    Embrace me,
     Mr. Date-o-gram
[05:16] ---
    No, you didn't!
[05:17] ---
    Oh, wait. Yeah.
[05:18] ---
    It was "Golden Spell generator program."
[05:22] ---
    Koizumi. Come with me.
[05:24] ---
    Huh? Are you sure?
[05:26] ---
    Just come on! Now!
[05:30] ---
    The Golden Spell is an ancient incantation
    that directly affects the human body.
[05:35] ---
    Incantation?
[05:36] ---
    Pure fantasy!
[05:37] ---
    It's not fantasy!
[05:38] ---
    The theory is that aliens came down
    back when humans were still apes
[05:42] ---
    and implanted it in them
    as some sort of safety device.
[05:45] ---
    So it's science fiction.
[05:47] ---
    It's not science fiction.
[05:48] ---
    The Golden Spell is real.
[05:50] ---
    And it has played a major
    role in human history.
[05:53] ---
    Men have used it to erect great empires.
[05:57] ---
    Others have used it to
    create worldwide religions.
[06:00] ---
    But for some unexplained reason,
    the Golden Spell vanished from history,
[06:04] ---
    and disappeared from human memory.
[06:07] ---
    Why did it disappear?
[06:08] ---
    I'm not sure.
[06:09] ---
    Perhaps it was too dangerous
    for the world to accept.
[06:10] ---
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[06:10] ---
    We'll Pass!
[06:10] ---
    The World (Two Except)
[06:10] ---
    The World (Two Except)
[06:10] ---
    The World (Two Except)
[06:10] ---
    The World (Two Except)
[06:12] ---
    But if that's the case, how did
    you people come across it?
[06:18] ---
    We plan to conquer—
[06:19] ---
    No, no, no, no, no.
[06:20] ---
    We're ancient history enthusiasts.
[06:23] ---
    Ancient history enthusiasts?
[06:25] ---
    When did you ever care about history?
[06:28] ---
    You got into it recently, right?
[06:29] ---
    Ancient Hiss-story
[06:29] ---
    Ancient Hiss-story
[06:29] ---
    Ancient Hiss-story
[06:29] ---
    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 1 -1 1 -2 2 -3 b 2 -4 1 -4 1 -5 b 0 -5 0 -5 -1 -5 b -2 -4 -2 -4 -3 -3 b -3 -2 -4 -1 -4 0 b -5 1 -6 1 -6 2 b -6 2 -6 2 -5 4 b -4 4 -4 4 -3 4 b -3 3 -2 3 -2 2 b -2 2 -1 1 -1 1
[06:29] ---
    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 1 -1 1 -2 2 -3 b 2 -4 1 -4 1 -5 b 0 -5 0 -5 -1 -5 b -2 -4 -2 -4 -3 -3 b -3 -2 -4 -1 -4 0 b -5 1 -6 1 -6 2 b -6 2 -6 2 -5 4 b -4 4 -4 4 -3 4 b -3 3 -2 3 -2 2 b -2 2 -1 1 -1 1
[06:29] ---
    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 1 -1 1 -2 2 -3 b 2 -4 1 -4 1 -5 b 0 -5 0 -5 -1 -5 b -2 -4 -2 -4 -3 -3 b -3 -2 -4 -1 -4 0 b -5 1 -6 1 -6 2 b -6 2 -6 2 -5 4 b -4 4 -4 4 -3 4 b -3 3 -2 3 -2 2 b -2 2 -1 1 -1 1
[06:29] ---
    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 1 -1 1 -2 2 -3 b 2 -4 1 -4 1 -5 b 0 -5 0 -5 -1 -5 b -2 -4 -2 -4 -3 -3 b -3 -2 -4 -1 -4 0 b -5 1 -6 1 -6 2 b -6 2 -6 2 -5 4 b -4 4 -4 4 -3 4 b -3 3 -2 3 -2 2 b -2 2 -1 1 -1 1
[06:29] ---
    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 1 -1 1 -2 2 -3 b 2 -4 1 -4 1 -5 b 0 -5 0 -5 -1 -5 b -2 -4 -2 -4 -3 -3 b -3 -2 -4 -1 -4 0 b -5 1 -6 1 -6 2 b -6 2 -6 2 -5 4 b -4 4 -4 4 -3 4 b -3 3 -2 3 -2 2 b -2 2 -1 1 -1 1
[06:29] ---
    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 1 -1 1 -2 2 -3 b 2 -4 1 -4 1 -5 b 0 -5 0 -5 -1 -5 b -2 -4 -2 -4 -3 -3 b -3 -2 -4 -1 -4 0 b -5 1 -6 1 -6 2 b -6 2 -6 2 -5 4 b -4 4 -4 4 -3 4 b -3 3 -2 3 -2 2 b -2 2 -1 1 -1 1
[06:29] ---
    "Hiss" stories, "brr"
    stories, "ugh" stories...
[06:30] ---
    Brr, I'm cold!
[06:30] ---
    Brr, I'm cold!
[06:30] ---
    Brr, I'm cold!
[06:31] ---
    Ugh, I'm hot!
[06:31] ---
    Ugh, I'm hot!
[06:31] ---
    Ugh, I'm hot!
[06:31] ---
    Y-Yeah! I'm interested in "ouch"
    stories and "whew" stories, too.
[06:32] ---
    Ouch, that hurts!
[06:32] ---
    Ouch, that hurts!
[06:33] ---
    Whew, I'm tired...
[06:33] ---
    Whew, I'm tired...
[06:34] ---
    The hell are those?
[06:35] ---
    How did you learn about
    the Golden Spell, Kuroki-san?
[06:38] ---
    Several days ago, I received an email
    from a man known only as Sugar.
[06:44] ---
    Without thinking, I opened
    the attached audio file...
[06:51] ---
    And it was the Golden Spell?
[06:54] ---
    So this Sugar guy stole it, huh?
[06:56] ---
    Can you fix me?
[06:58] ---
    Yes, but to create an Anti-Spell program,
    I need some special ingredients.
[07:02] ---
    More "new moon dew" and legendary flowers?
[07:04] ---
    No.
[07:05] ---
    A bronze sword,
[07:06] ---
    the remains of a creature
    from the bottom of the sea,
[07:09] ---
    and katana steel.
[07:10] ---
    How are we supposed to get all that?
[07:13] ---
    I'll find a way to get them.
[07:15] ---
    And the last thing we need is... good vibes!
[07:18] ---
    Good vibes?
[07:19] ---
    Negative Golden Spells are
    powered by negative thoughts.
[07:21] ---
    In other words, bad vibes.
[07:21] ---
    Bad Vibes
[07:21] ---
    Bad Vibes
[07:23] ---
    To cancel it out, you need good vibes
    of equal or greater intensity.
[07:24] ---
    Good Vibes
[07:24] ---
    Good Vibes
[07:24] ---
    Good Vibes
[07:26] ---
    The bad vibes on your spell are 22 Negative.
[07:28] ---
    Act Like a Dumbass When
    Someone Says "That Way" Spell
[07:28] ---
    Act Like a Dumbass When
    Someone Says "That Way" Spell
[07:29] ---
    Roughly equivalent to putting
    a clothespin on someone's ear.
[07:32] ---
    That's total nonsense!
[07:33] ---
    If you create that Anti-Spell,
    I'll pay you... one million.
[07:39] ---
    What? One million yen?!
[07:40] ---
    D-Doc! Create that Anti-Spell
    generator program right away!
[07:45] ---
    Yoshida-kun, we need to go collect good
    vibes from the people of Crotter, Inc.!
[07:50] ---
    Yessir.
[07:54] ---
    Don't worry, man! We'll help you!
[07:56] ---
    Now, let's work together and tidy up!
[08:00] ---
    You really think they're history enthusiasts?
[08:04] ---
    Well... I certainly have my doubts.
[08:08] ---
    But right now, they're my only hope.
[08:11] ---
    How exactly do you know that man?
[08:14] ---
    We were in the same class in middle school.
[08:20] ---
    Hey! Don't step on that!
[08:22] ---
    Oh no! I tore it!
[08:24] ---
    Don't throw them around!
[08:25] ---
    Don't draw creepy pictures!
[08:27] ---
    He was a miserable creature.
[08:30] ---
    A total failure, both
    athletically and academically.
[08:33] ---
    Even the field trip chaperones
    refused to ride on the same bus as him.
[08:39] ---
    He sounds utterly pathetic.
[08:41] ---
    Yes.
[08:42] ---
    A truly worthless creature,
[08:45] ---
    perpetually stepped on and mocked...
[08:48] ---
    That's how I always thought of Koizumi.
[08:53] ---
    To think he'd turn out to be my last hope...
[08:59] ---
    They're just making the mess worse, dammit!
[09:02] ---
    Please stop!
[09:04] ---
    I don't need your help, anyway!
[09:07] ---
    He yelled at us.
[09:09] ---
    Racking up good vibes is tough.
[09:11] ---
    Can someone please make me some copies?
[09:13] ---
    On it!
[09:15] ---
    Do you think they can handle this?
[09:19] ---
    Let's see. Put in the number of
    copies, set it to black and white...
[09:22] ---
    Are you okay, Chancellor?
[09:24] ---
    Please don't blow it up.
[09:25] ---
    Copiers don't blow—
[09:28] ---
    How did he blow it up?!
[09:32] ---
    Abeshi!
[09:34] ---
    Hidebu!
[09:35] ---
    Gyapa!
[09:38] ---
    K-Koizumi!
[09:41] ---
    Why's everything so explosive around here?
[09:43] ---
    Maybe I'm just clumsy?
    I keep blowing things up!
[09:46] ---
    How can you be so clumsy you blow things up?!
[09:48] ---
    Not good! It's already 5:40!
[09:51] ---
    Koizumi!
[09:53] ---
    You... Are you doing this on purpose?!
[09:56] ---
    Of course not. I don't know
    what's going on either!
[09:59] ---
    If money's what you want,
    I'll give it to you now!
[10:03] ---
    One million!
[10:05] ---
    What? You want more?
[10:07] ---
    Well?
[10:08] ---
    Chancellor. We can pay the rent now!
[10:14] ---
    Th-Thank you, Kuroki-kun!
[10:15] ---
    Wh-What in the world?
[10:18] ---
    That "thank you" was 22 Positive!
[10:21] ---
    Who knew the chancellor would
    generate the good vibes we need?
[10:26] ---
    Wow. I can't believe you
    actually paid your rent.
[10:29] ---
    Now please leave.
[10:30] ---
    You sure?
[10:31] ---
    I can still do the
    72-hour Marathon
[10:32] ---
    Naked
[10:32] ---
    Naked
[10:32] ---
    Dance
[10:32] ---
    Dance
[10:32] ---
    Dance
[10:32] ---
    Fest
[10:32] ---
    Fest
[10:32] ---
    Fest
[10:32] ---
    2020
[10:32] ---
    2020
[10:32] ---
    2020
[10:32] ---
    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
[10:32] ---
    Danger
[10:32] ---
    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
[10:32] ---
    Danger
[10:32] ---
    72-hour Marathon
[10:32] ---
    72-hour Marathon
[10:32] ---
    72-hour Marathon
[10:32] ---
    Naked
[10:33] ---
    Naked Dance Fest
    2020 if you want.
[10:36] ---
    Don't barf! Jerks.
[10:38] ---
    Well, I'm glad we weren't evicted.
[10:41] ---
    Yeah, me too.
[10:43] ---
    But this Sugar fellow who
    stole the Golden Spell...
[10:47] ---
    Just who could he be?
[10:49] ---
    We'd better catch him before
    things get really bad!
[10:54] ---
    He denied my request?
[10:55] ---
    To: Me
[10:55] ---
    Your request is denied.
[10:55] ---
    Kuroki
[10:57] ---
    How...
[10:59] ---
    How can he deny me?!

E3 - Baby Talk Spell

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[01:00] ---
    Wow, it's 9 pm already?
SIGN    Episode 3 "Baby Talk Spell"
SIGN    Episode 3 "Baby Talk Spell"
[01:04] ---
    Wanna head home?
[01:05] ---
    Yeah. We'll finish up tomorrow—
[01:09] ---
    An announcement? At this hour?
[01:15] ---
    Whad'd he jutht thay?
[01:17] ---
    It wath a weird-thounding voithe...
[01:19] ---
    Huh?
[01:20] ---
    Why're we tawking wike ickle babieth?
[01:22] ---
    I can't thtop!
[01:24] ---
    Last night at 9 pm,
[01:24] ---
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[01:24] ---
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[01:24] ---
    Why?
[01:24] ---
    Major IT Corp Workers Infantilized?!
[01:24] ---
    Major IT Corp Workers Infantilized?!
[01:24] ---
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[01:24] ---
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[01:24] ---
    Crotter Inc. Employees Talking Like Babies
[01:24] ---
    Crotter Inc. Employees Talking Like Babies
[01:26] ---
    employees at major tech company
    Crotter began talking like babies.
[01:32] ---
    I believe it's a form of
    mass psychogenic illness.
[01:32] ---
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[01:32] ---
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[01:32] ---
    Exclusive
[01:32] ---
    Exclusive
[01:32] ---
    Is the Cause Mass Hysteria?
[01:32] ---
    The Dark Side of Crotter Inc.
[01:32] ---
    The Dark Side of Crotter Inc.
[01:35] ---
    There have been plenty of rumors about
    Crotter being an exploitative employer.
[01:39] ---
    Man, their employees are talkin' like babies?
[01:39] ---
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[01:39] ---
     The truth about the Crotter Inc baby talk scandal?!
[01:39] ---
    Search
[01:39] ---
    Top Chat
[01:39] ---
    Exploitation confirmed
[01:39] ---
    All the employees? Insane
[01:39] ---
    Great reporting, Charabon!
[01:39] ---
    lololololol
[01:39] ---
    Boycotting Crotter now
[01:39] ---
    This is all speculation, right?
[01:39] ---
    Crotter scares me
[01:39] ---
    1,524 watching now
[01:39] ---
    Charabon Kibiku
[01:39] ---
    13 subscribers
[01:42] ---
    Crotter must really treat 'em like dirt.
[01:45] ---
    "Crotter? More like Exploiter!"
[01:45] ---
    Is Crotter exploiting their employees??
[01:45] ---
    Is Crotter exploiting their employees??
[01:45] ---
    News Anon
[01:45] ---
    Thoundth thcary
[01:45] ---
    Thoundth thcary
[01:45] ---
    News Anon
[01:45] ---
    I'm cwying
[01:45] ---
    I'm cwying
[01:45] ---
    Crotter? More
    like Exploiter!
[01:46] ---
    Talking like babies?
[01:46] ---
    This Crotter news is
[01:46] ---
    loltastic
[01:47] ---
    You thaid it
[01:47] ---
    I'm qwitting!
[01:48] ---
    Their logo sucks
[01:48] ---
    "Their president, Kuroki, is a total asshole, yeah."
[01:48] ---
    Their president, Kuroki, is a total asshole, yeah
[01:50] ---
    My boyfriend baby talking
[01:50] ---
    "Crotter's stock is plummeting.
    Serves 'em right!"
[01:51] ---
    Crotter's stock is plummeting
[01:51] ---
    Serves 'em right!
[01:52] ---
    all the time would suck
[01:54] ---
    In my roflcopter now
[01:55] ---
    Oh, yes, I saw it on the news.
[01:56] ---
    Phone
[01:58] ---
    It sounds quite serious.
[02:00] ---
    We need you to devewop
    an Anti-Thpeww wight away.
[02:03] ---
    We'ww pay you two miwwion yen fow it.
[02:06] ---
    Oh, it got you too?
[02:07] ---
    It thure did.
[02:09] ---
    Can you geddit done by the enda th'day or not?!
[02:11] ---
    Very well. We'll get started right away.
[02:11] ---
    Phone
[02:15] ---
    Chancellor. Two million yen...
    Is that for developing another Anti-Spell?
[02:19] ---
    Yes. He asked me to do it right away.
[02:22] ---
    And here I was hoping we could make
    world conquest pancakes today...
[02:24] ---
    Yay!!
[02:24] ---
    Yay!!
[02:27] ---
    How will pancakes help
    you conquer the world?!
[02:29] ---
    Question is, how do we rack
    up the thank-yous we need?
[02:29] ---
    Phone
[02:33] ---
    Good question.
[02:34] ---
    Um...
[02:35] ---
    Have you considered helping DX Fighter?
[02:39] ---
    What? What are you talking about, Philip?
[02:40] ---
    Phone
[02:42] ---
    We're an evil secret society, remember?
[02:44] ---
    Wait a minute.
[02:45] ---
    Philip might've hit on a good idea for once.
[02:47] ---
    What? You really want me to listen
    to one of Philip's stupid ideas?
[02:51] ---
    It's true that Philip is hideously
    incompetent and worthless,
[02:53] ---
    but that doesn't mean we should ignore every
    nonsensical word that comes out of his mouth.
[02:57] ---
    That's just mean.
[02:58] ---
    Phone
[02:58] ---
    Well, I don't have any better ideas.
[03:01] ---
    Let's try it.
[03:02] ---
    Com
[03:02] ---
    Com
[03:02] ---
    Com
[03:02] ---
    pany
[03:02] ---
    pany
[03:02] ---
    pany
[03:03] ---
    Get real. Why should I hire you?
[03:05] ---
    Come on, don't be like that.
[03:07] ---
    You need the help, don't you?
[03:09] ---
    I just hired some help.
[03:10] ---
    We just want to tag along for
    some of your superhero stuff.
[03:14] ---
    You don't have to pay us.
[03:15] ---
    Well, if I must...
[03:16] ---
    Sato! What's my schedule for today?
[03:18] ---
    This afternoon, you're visiting the
    pediatric ward at Karauri General,
[03:22] ---
    and bagging a group of
    remittance fraudsters.
[03:24] ---
    Tonight, it's the mahjong den with reporters.
[03:25] ---
    Slick
[03:25] ---
    Slick
[03:26] ---
    Wait a minute! You sure about that last one?
[03:28] ---
    Could we tag along on
    your hospital visit, perhaps?
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[03:35] ---
    Sorry to bother you when you're so busy.
SIGN    Cabinet Special Investigations Room (NTS)
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[03:38] ---
    Not at all.
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    Ootori Mifuyu
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    Ootori Mifuyu
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    Ootori Mifuyu
[03:39] ---
    Are you familiar with the baby talk incident
    currently transpiring at Crotter Inc?
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    Hyodo
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    Hyodo
[03:44] ---
    The "mass hysteria from
    work stress" incident?
[03:48] ---
    People don't start talking like
    babies because they're stressed.
[03:51] ---
    I always use baby talk with my wife,
    even when I'm not stressed at all.
[03:52] ---
    I'm feewing stwessed out from work!
[03:52] ---
    I'm feewing stwessed out from work!
[03:55] ---
    Too much information.
[03:57] ---
    An investigation has
    revealed that the victims
[03:59] ---
    heard a strange announcement
    over the PA moments before.
[04:04] ---
    That PA announcement
    must have been the cause.
[04:07] ---
    Hypnosis of some kind?
[04:09] ---
    Hypnosis uses the power of suggestion.
[04:11] ---
    Not everyone is susceptible to it.
[04:14] ---
    But every single person who heard that
    announcement started talking like infants.
[04:14] ---
    Goo goo gaga!
[04:14] ---
    Goo goo gaga!
[04:20] ---
    The implications are utterly terrifying.
[04:22] ---
    You mean, "What if the spell had
    been designed to kill them instantly,
[04:25] ---
    instead of just changing their speech?"
[04:27] ---
    Precisely.
[04:29] ---
    This is a matter of
    critical national security.
[04:33] ---
    Investigate at once,
[04:35] ---
    and find the person who
    made that announcement.
[04:37] ---
    Yes, sir.
[04:40] ---
    Karauri General Hospital
[04:40] ---
    Thank you for taking time out of your day.
[04:43] ---
    Not at all.
[04:44] ---
    Even if the pay's crap, brainwashing
    these kids while they're young
[04:48] ---
    means they'll buy my merch in the future.
[04:48] ---
    Waaaant!!
[04:48] ---
    Waaaant!!
[04:50] ---
    I don't mind at all.
[04:51] ---
    That's one asshole motivation!
[04:52] ---
    I was really rather shocked
    when you said you were coming,
[04:55] ---
    and you wanted us to pay
    you an appearance fee...
[04:58] ---
    Sounds like it was kind of a burden...
[04:59] ---
    I know!
[05:00] ---
    Usually, I just shake hands
    and sign autographs,
[05:03] ---
    but how about I blow their little
    minds with a Hero Show instead?
[05:05] ---
    Would you?
[05:07] ---
    Wash your
    hands!!
[05:07] ---
    I'm sure the children would love that!
[05:09] ---
    Sugihara-san. A word, please?
[05:11] ---
    Hm? Of course...
[05:15] ---
    What is DX Fighter doing here?
[05:17] ---
    Wash your
    hands!!
[05:17] ---
    I thought it might take the
    children's minds off their conditions...
[05:20] ---
    Still...
[05:21] ---
    Don't you know kids hate that guy
    even more than they hate redback spiders?
[05:21] ---
    Hated more than
    a redback spider!!
[05:21] ---
    Hated more than
    a redback spider!!
[05:26] ---
    Wash your
    hands!!
[05:26] ---
    And you're even paying him?
[05:28] ---
    I'm so sorry!
[05:29] ---
    Wash your
    hands!!
[05:29] ---
    How hated is that DX Fighter guy?
[05:31] ---
    If the children don't enjoy the show,
    it'll spell serious trouble for Sugihara-san...
[05:37] ---
    I hope this works.
[05:38] ---
    Wash your
    hands!!
[05:38] ---
    The baby talk spell has a hostile
    vibe value of negative 55.
[05:41] ---
    The same as getting jealous
    of your friend's cute girlfriend,
[05:43] ---
    I saw her with
     another guy!
[05:44] ---
    and lying to him to break them up.
[05:45] ---
    That's some pretty hostile vibes.
[05:47] ---
    Hero
[05:47] ---
    Show
[05:48] ---
    Okay, everyone!
[05:50] ---
    A superhero has come here
    today to cheer you all up,
[05:53] ---
    even though we didn't ask him to!
[05:58] ---
    Heroes are TV nonsense.
[06:00] ---
    If that stuff could cure us,
    we wouldn't need hospitals!
[06:03] ---
    Don't say that.
[06:05] ---
    Recovery is partly psychological.
    Haven't you heard of the placebo effect?
[06:06] ---
    I'm Cured!!
[06:06] ---
    I'm Cured!!
[06:06] ---
    I'm Cured!!
[06:06] ---
    I think!
[06:06] ---
    I think!
[06:06] ---
    Placibeaux
[06:06] ---
    Placebo Effect:
    Feeling better after
    taking fake medicine!
[06:06] ---
    Placebo Effect:
    Feeling better after
    taking fake medicine!
[06:08] ---
    Nope!
[06:10] ---
    They're getting pretty rowdy in there.
[06:12] ---
    They're probably stressed out.
[06:14] ---
    Hey, DX Fighter.
[06:15] ---
    You'd better not go hitting
    those kids with a DX Bomber.
[06:18] ---
    Only a child would lose
    his temper at children.
[06:21] ---
    Then, let's call him out onto the stage.
[06:24] ---
    DX Fighter!
[06:28] ---
    Leave protecting the Earth to me!
[06:30] ---
    DX Fighter is here! Nice to meet you!
[06:35] ---
    Come on, everyone! Clap! Clap!
[06:37] ---
    He came here for you,
    even though we didn't ask him to!
[06:40] ---
    Are you embarrassed?
[06:42] ---
    You're the one who should be embarrassed!
[06:44] ---
    What a stupid-looking outfit.
[06:46] ---
    What was that?
[06:47] ---
    I'll blast you with my DX Bomber!
[06:49] ---
    You're gonna blast a child?
[06:50] ---
    I'll post that on Crotter!
[06:51] ---
    W-Wait!
[06:53] ---
    Everyone, look!
[06:54] ---
    It's an evil secret society!
[06:59] ---
    Listen up, children.
    This hospital is now mine!
[07:04] ---
    This is the lamest evil
    organization I've ever seen.
[07:07] ---
    They look like subway workers.
[07:08] ---
    That only applies to the chancellor.
[07:10] ---
    No, I don't work there either.
[07:11] ---
    Now, come at me!
[07:12] ---
    I'll blast you away with the DX Bomber!
[07:14] ---
    Right!
[07:15] ---
    Okay, men.
[07:17] ---
    Get him!
[07:22] ---
    He got us!
[07:23] ---
    You're using beams? That's cheating!
[07:24] ---
    Shut up! I'm outnumbered here!
[07:26] ---
    Curse you.
[07:28] ---
    Okay, Doc, unleash the monster!
[07:30] ---
    Right!
[07:33] ---
    That's scary! Way too scary!
[07:35] ---
    Calm down, everyone!
[07:36] ---
    Don't worry!
[07:37] ---
    It's just a show!
[07:38] ---
    It's too realistic, Doc!
[07:40] ---
    The children are
    hyperventilating out of fear!
[07:44] ---
    No fair! You ambushed him!
[07:46] ---
    Make sure to heed the rules,
    even when they're stupid!
[07:50] ---
    And get your daily calcium.
[07:51] ---
    I don't want to hear that from you!
[07:52] ---
    DX Fighter sucks!
[07:55] ---
    What was that?
[07:56] ---
    I'll re-educate you all!
[07:58] ---
    Don't you dare, DX Fighter!
[08:01] ---
    Out of my way!
[08:02] ---
    You've spoiled these children
    and made them major brats!
[08:05] ---
    Please... stop!
[08:10] ---
    You'll pay for that!
[08:14] ---
    Sugihara-san's awesome!
[08:15] ---
    Get him!
[08:17] ---
    She's so strong!
[08:20] ---
    Curse you!
[08:23] ---
    You're not bad...
[08:27] ---
    I've dabbled in Gracie jiu-jitsu.
[08:29] ---
    How'd that come about?!
[08:31] ---
    But... how about this?
[08:34] ---
    Rapid-Fire Double Bomber!
[08:36] ---
    Take that! And that! And that!
[08:39] ---
    So cool!
[08:40] ---
    Get him!
[08:45] ---
    That won't work on me twice!
[08:47] ---
    She dodged it!
[08:54] ---
    She did it!
[08:55] ---
    What's going on here?!
[09:00] ---
    Karauri General Hospital
[09:01] ---
    Why did you beat up the hero?
[09:03] ---
    I'm so sorry...
[09:05] ---
    Director!
[09:06] ---
    My spine hurts. I don't think I can
    do any superhero-ing for a while.
[09:11] ---
    You will compensate me
    for lost wages, won't you?
[09:14] ---
    Well... you're the one who
    pushed to perform here...
[09:19] ---
    What's that got to do with it?
[09:21] ---
    Very well.
[09:22] ---
    I'll write on Crotter that one
    of your employees assaulted me.
[09:22] ---
    DX Fighter
[09:22] ---
    Please recrott!
[09:22] ---
    An employee at Karauri
    General Hospital assaulted me!!!!
    It's gonna take two months
    to recover!!!!
[09:25] ---
    W-Wait a minute!
[09:27] ---
    I'll quit as an apology.
[09:29] ---
    And I'll pay DX Fighter's compensation, too.
[09:33] ---
    Oh, really?
[09:36] ---
    Here's my bank information.
    I'll take 500,000—
[09:36] ---
    Bank Info
[09:39] ---
    Bank Info
[09:39] ---
    Bank Info
[09:41] ---
    You bogus hero!
[09:42] ---
    Kids!
[09:43] ---
    Director, we want you to look at this.
[09:45] ---
    What is it?
[09:47] ---
    He's spent his whole life in a wheelchair.
[09:50] ---
    But after watching Sugihara-san,
    now he can do capoeira.
[09:55] ---
    This kid's been bedridden for months.
[09:57] ---
    But now he can do slacklining.
[09:59] ---
    No way!
[10:00] ---
    It's the placebo effect.
[10:00] ---
    Placibeaux
[10:00] ---
    Placebo Effect
[10:00] ---
    Placebo Effect
[10:02] ---
    Watching Sugihara-san
    fight encouraged us all.
[10:06] ---
    So please, Sugihara-san! Don't quit!
[10:09] ---
    Keep encouraging us like you did today!
[10:12] ---
    You guys... Thank you!
[10:15] ---
    Look!
[10:16] ---
    That "thank you" scored a 55 positive rating!
[10:19] ---
    We did it! Now we can make
    an Anti-Spell for the baby talk!
[10:23] ---
    Director.
[10:24] ---
    I helped the kids feel better.
[10:27] ---
    Could I trouble you for some more pay?
[10:29] ---
    Look! DX Fighter's jackassery
    scores a 200 negative rating!
[10:32] ---
    How is he even a superhero?!
[10:35] ---
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[10:35] ---
    Hard Truth
[10:35] ---
    Major IT Corp Infantalization Was Actually...
[10:35] ---
    Major IT Corp Infantalization Was Actually...
[10:35] ---
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[10:35] ---
    The Baby Talk Was a Company Activity
[10:35] ---
    The Baby Talk Was a Company Activity
[10:35] ---
    Learning that the mass baby talk
    incident that afflicted employees
[10:39] ---
    at major tech company Crotter Inc
     was just a company activity
[10:43] ---
    has brought a strained smile to
    the faces of all parties involved.
[10:47] ---
    I see...
[10:49] ---
    Perhaps I'll try an even
    more interesting spell.
[10:53] ---
    Help Spell
[10:53] ---
    Help Spell
[10:53] ---
    Help Spell
[10:54] ---
    Well? What will you do now?

E4 - Help Spell

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[01:00] ---
    Park
[01:00] ---
    Gentlemen!
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[01:01] ---
    Thanks to you, we got the two million yen
    reward for creating the baby talk anti-spell.
[01:07] ---
    Eagle Talon has been blessed with
    funding beyond its wildest dreams.
[01:12] ---
    We could mess around for two years
    before conquering the world on that.
[01:14] ---
    But we can't just rest on our laurels!
[01:17] ---
    Having financial security
    should inspire us to be bold
[01:18] ---
    Inspirus Tobebold
    (Artist's Impression)
[01:18] ---
    Inspirus Tobebold
    (Artist's Impression)
[01:18] ---
    Inspirus Tobebold
    (Artist's Impression)
[01:20] ---
    and conquer the world by New Year's Eve,
[01:22] ---
    Red and White Wrong Battle
[01:22] ---
    so we can all watch the Red and
    White Battle on a large-screen TV!
[01:26] ---
    Roger!
[01:26] ---
    Dodger!
[01:27] ---
    Hey, he just said "Dodger"!
[01:28] ---
    That's why I gave the doc 50,000 yen and
    six hours to cook us up a new secret weapon.
[01:31] ---
    Hours
[01:31] ---
    Hours
[01:31] ---
    That's it?!
[01:31] ---
    That's it?!
[01:36] ---
    Doc?
[01:37] ---
    Yeah. Here it is!
[01:38] ---
    It's called the "No Identity" and it fires a beam
    that temporarily robs you of your identity!
[01:41] ---
    No Identity
[01:41] ---
    No Identity
[01:41] ---
    No Identity
[01:42] ---
    A beam that robs you of your identity?
[01:44] ---
    What's that even mean?
[01:46] ---
    Take a police officer, for example.
[01:47] ---
    If you hit him with this beam, he'll lose
    all motivation to catch criminals.
[01:53] ---
    Even if he sees a thief
    right in front of him,
[01:54] ---
    What's the point?
[01:54] ---
    What's the point?
[01:54] ---
    Heh heh
[01:54] ---
    Heh heh
[01:56] ---
    he'll ask himself, "What's even
    the point of arresting that guy?"
[02:00] ---
    They'll all go home to the country
    and take over the family business!
[02:03] ---
    You think?
[02:04] ---
    Well, let's use this and go
    conquer the world right away!
[02:09] ---
    Eagle—
[02:11] ---
    Hey, Eagle Talon!
[02:12] ---
    What is it, DX Fighter?
[02:14] ---
    You guys conquering the world today?
    I saw it on your Googoog Calendar.
[02:17] ---
    Yoshida-kun, why did you share
    our calendar with DX Fighter?!
[02:21] ---
    I shared it by accident!
[02:22] ---
    You shared it with me too.
[02:23] ---
    I'd like to help you conquer the world.
[02:26] ---
    What? Help us?
[02:28] ---
    Yes!
[02:29] ---
    So what's the scheme?
[02:30] ---
    Attacking the government,
    holding the business district hostage,
[02:33] ---
    poisoning a reservoir... Just name it!
[02:36] ---
    What in the world is he planning?
[02:38] ---
    I couldn't say.
[02:39] ---
    But his eyes look as pure
    as a clearwater spring.
[02:42] ---
    True. Maybe we should give him a chance?
[02:45] ---
    Yeah, let's use him.
[02:47] ---
    Hey, DX Fighter! Come with us.
[02:49] ---
    Yeah, let's do this!
[02:50] ---
    I dunno, guys...
[02:53] ---
    I'd like to ask a few more questions
    about the recent baby talk incident.
[02:58] ---
    I'm sorry, but that concerns
    our employees' private lives,
[03:02] ---
    so it would be impossible
    to answer your questions.
[03:04] ---
    I was hoping I could talk to
    someone on your staff about it...
[03:07] ---
    Can I help you?
[03:09] ---
    Yes, I'm Tanaka from Monthly Baby Talk.
[03:13] ---
    I'd like to ask some questions about
    your staff's recent baby talk party—
[03:17] ---
    Please leave.
[03:18] ---
    We have nothing to say about that.
[03:20] ---
    And... is that magazine even real?
[03:23] ---
    We serve a very particular clientele.
[03:26] ---
    Oh?
[03:27] ---
    I'd like to see a copy
    of your magazine, then.
[03:32] ---
    You don't have one?
[03:34] ---
    Monthly Baby Talk
[03:34] ---
    Monthly Baby Talk
[03:34] ---
    Monthly Baby Talk
[03:34] ---
    I have a copy right here.
[03:35] ---
    Monthly Baby Talk
[03:35] ---
    Monthly Baby Talk
[03:35] ---
    Monthly Baby Talk
[03:35] ---
    Goo Goo Burble
[03:35] ---
    It's actually real?!
[03:36] ---
    Monthly Baby Talk
[03:36] ---
    Monthly Baby Talk
[03:36] ---
    Monthly Baby Talk
[03:36] ---
    S-Still... We can't answer any questions
    regarding our employees' private lives.
[03:42] ---
    So please leave.
[03:44] ---
    Very well.
[03:49] ---
    How did it go?
[03:50] ---
    I have a read on the
    lobby's security situation.
[03:52] ---
    Definitely tighter than
    your standard tech company.
[03:55] ---
    The sheer number of anti-theft
    cameras and guards is absurd.
[03:58] ---
    Crotter Inc... Very suspicious.
[04:00] ---
    I think they're hiding something.
[04:03] ---
    Kaneko, I can't believe you
    mocked up a magazine for this.
[04:06] ---
    Oh, I actually make them in
    my spare time every month.
[04:06] ---
    Monthly Baby Talk
[04:06] ---
    Monthly Baby Talk
[04:06] ---
    Monthly Baby Talk
[04:06] ---
    Goo goo
    gaga
    Burble
    baba
[04:08] ---
    You actually publish them?!
[04:11] ---
    Let's begin our quest for
    world domination in this park.
[04:15] ---
    We'll conquer that fountain first!
[04:18] ---
    Everyone, move out!
[04:20] ---
    Yay! Conquest!
[04:22] ---
    Yeah! We conquered this fountain!
[04:25] ---
    Is this capture the flag?
[04:26] ---
    Big Bro Yoshida.
[04:27] ---
    Where should we go next?
[04:29] ---
    The lavatories? The underbrush?
[04:30] ---
    Hm, how about that bench?
    We can use it to take a load off.
[04:34] ---
    All right! I'll be first there this time!
[04:37] ---
    Are you guys at it again?!
[04:39] ---
    Ah! The maintenance company guy!
[04:41] ---
    How many times do I have to tell you people?
[04:43] ---
    World domination isn't allowed in the park!
[04:46] ---
    It doesn't say that in the park rules, though!
[04:46] ---
    Park Rules
[04:46] ---
    Park Rules
[04:46] ---
    No fireworks or fire
[04:46] ---
    No littering
[04:46] ---
    Stick to marked trails
[04:48] ---
    Yeah, because we don't
    expect people to try it!
[04:50] ---
    But parks are the only places
    we can take over right now...
[04:52] ---
    Social Distancing
     World Domination
[04:52] ---
    Social Distancing
     World Domination
[04:52] ---
    Huh?
[04:52] ---
    World
    Domination
[04:55] ---
    You won't coerce me with that "Parks are the
    only place we can take over right now" crap!
[04:59] ---
    Delu-Bo!
[05:01] ---
    What are you doing, DX Fighter?!
[05:04] ---
    Well, eliminating resistance is what
    an evil secret society does, right?
[05:08] ---
    We practice green and socially
    conscious world domination!
[05:12] ---
    An evil secret society!
[05:13] ---
    Delu-Bo!
[05:14] ---
    What are you doing, DX Fighter?!
[05:16] ---
    We need to silence the witnesses, obviously!
[05:19] ---
    You all right?
[05:20] ---
    They did it!
[05:21] ---
    Call the police!
[05:22] ---
    Delu-Bo! Delu-Bo! Delu-Bo! Delu-Bo!
[05:24] ---
    Stop it! Please stop this!
[05:26] ---
    Shut up!
[05:27] ---
    Hey! What're you doing?
[05:28] ---
    I want to conquer the world.
[05:31] ---
    If you're going to try to stop me...
[05:33] ---
    ...I'll be the chancellor!
[05:36] ---
    Hey! I'm the chancellor of DX Talon!
[05:41] ---
    Hey! DX Fighter!
[05:43] ---
    Yamanoue Bank
[05:43] ---
    Yamanoue Bank
[05:45] ---
    We're DX Talon!
[05:47] ---
    Cough up or I'll blast ya with
    a DX Talon Bomber, assholes!
[05:52] ---
    Bank robbers!
[05:52] ---
    Moron!
[05:54] ---
    Now, men!
[05:55] ---
    Grab all the cash!
[06:04] ---
    Head straight for the Diet.
[06:06] ---
    Yessir!
[06:07] ---
    Darn that DX Fighter.
[06:10] ---
    Where has he gone?
[06:11] ---
    Chancellor. Could this be
    some kind of spell at work?
[06:14] ---
    Look all around you.
[06:17] ---
    What? They're helping each other!
[06:20] ---
    Help Spell
[06:20] ---
    Help Spell
[06:20] ---
    I bet it's a Help Spell.
[06:22] ---
    A Help Spell?
[06:23] ---
    Is that why DX Fighter was helping us?
[06:26] ---
    But it's more harmful than helpful...
[06:29] ---
    A Help Spell requires you to offer aid to
    others, regardless of the morality of the act.
[06:30] ---
    Can I help?
[06:30] ---
    Can I help?
[06:34] ---
    I see...
[06:35] ---
    I Love World Domination!!!
[06:35] ---
    I Love World Domination!!!
[06:35] ---
    And it's sent him on a rampage.
[06:38] ---
    Doc. How many good vibes
    do we need to counter it?
[06:41] ---
    The hostile vibes have got
    a negative 380 rating.
[06:43] ---
    Equivalent to pushing over
    a cake at a wedding reception,
[06:45] ---
    Cheater
[06:45] ---
    exposing the groom's history of infidelity,
[06:48] ---
    and ranting that the bride gets
    her ugly looks from her parents.
[06:51] ---
    That's pretty bad!
[06:52] ---
    Why are all your analogies about
    stuff that goes on in relationships?
[06:55] ---
    It's Eagle Talon!
[06:57] ---
    Oh, you're from DX Company.
[07:00] ---
    Do you know where our president's gone?
[07:02] ---
    He's off conquering the world
    under the name DX Talon.
[07:07] ---
    What? But why?!
[07:09] ---
    He's been corrupted by a Help Spell.
[07:11] ---
    That's very bad. When the president starts
    committing evil deeds, he can't be stopped!
[07:14] ---
    Being a fighter for good has left him
    with a lot of pent-up evil inside.
[07:18] ---
    How good can he be, then?!
[07:19] ---
    Chancellor, I've had an idea.
[07:22] ---
    What is it?
[07:25] ---
    Look at this! An evil secret society calling
    itself DX Talon has launched a coup attempt!
[07:29] ---
    They're breaking through
    police and JSDF barricades...
[07:33] ---
    ...and closing in on the Diet building!
[07:36] ---
    Zaharu.
[07:37] ---
    Is this another kind of spell?
[07:40] ---
    Most likely. I suspect Sugar is behind it.
[07:43] ---
    Get things in order just in case.
[07:47] ---
    Very well.
[07:49] ---
    Listen up, you damn politicians!
[07:51] ---
    If you don't surrender
    unconditionally right now,
[07:54] ---
    I'll use a DX Talon Bomber to blow up
    everything from here to Ikaho Hot Springs!
[07:57] ---
    Hold it!
[08:00] ---
    One... for all and all for one.
[08:04] ---
    Two... tickets to paradise.
[08:07] ---
    Three... French hens!
[08:09] ---
    Who the hell are you people?!
[08:11] ---
    We are your worst nightmare:
[08:13] ---
    The DX Fighters!
[08:16] ---
    What?!
[08:18] ---
    Look at this! A whole group of DX Fighters!
[08:21] ---
    When'd he form his own Sentai team?!
[08:24] ---
    Take this!
[08:25] ---
    No Identity Bomber!
[08:29] ---
    Wait, why am I doing this?
[08:33] ---
    Why am I? I'm going home to my parents!
[08:35] ---
    Wh-What's happening?
[08:37] ---
    They're all losing their identities!
[08:39] ---
    That's right. They're going to head
    off on journeys of self-discovery,
[08:42] ---
    reunite with now-married long-lost
    loves, and re-evaluate their lives!
[08:46] ---
    I still have numbers on my side.
[08:48] ---
    Get him, everyone!
[08:51] ---
    Don't give in, DX Fighters!
[08:57] ---
    Are you seeing this?
[08:58] ---
    The members of DX Talon, stripped of
    their identities, have lost all motivation!
[09:03] ---
    Don't
    try to
    find me.
[09:03] ---
    Some are even leaving Dear John
    letters and traveling the world!
[09:07] ---
    What do you say now? You're the only one left!
[09:11] ---
    What?!
[09:13] ---
    Now, repent your evil deeds.
[09:19] ---
    DX Talon Bomber!
[09:26] ---
    K-K-Koizumi?!
[09:34] ---
    They did it!
[09:36] ---
    They defeated the DX Talon's chancellor!
[09:39] ---
    Thank you, DX Fighters!
[09:42] ---
    We did it! Exactly 380 positive!
[09:45] ---
    We did it, Doc.
[09:46] ---
    We'd better make and broadcast
    that Anti Spell right away.
[09:49] ---
    Hey, hang on a minute.
[09:51] ---
    What?
[09:52] ---
    That beam...
[09:54] ---
    ...did nothing to me!
[09:56] ---
    Why?
[09:57] ---
    Why didn't you lose your evil identity?!
[10:00] ---
    Evil identity?
[10:02] ---
    My identity has never
    been rooted in good or evil!
[10:09] ---
    This is bad!
[10:10] ---
    What's DX Fighter's weakness?
[10:11] ---
    Yoshida-san.
[10:13] ---
    What is it, Philip?
[10:14] ---
    For DX Fighter... you need money.
[10:17] ---
    That's right.
[10:19] ---
    His moral compass revolves around... money!
[10:22] ---
    Hey, you blond pig!
[10:24] ---
    What now? I'll blast you!
[10:25] ---
    10,000 yen to back off.
[10:27] ---
    Deal.
[10:29] ---
    A mere 10,000 yen buys him off!
[10:32] ---
    What was this all for, anyway?!
[10:35] ---
    Ah! Wh-What are you doing?
[10:37] ---
    Hit it, Doc!
[10:43] ---
    An Anti-Spell?
[10:45] ---
    What's the meaning of this, Zaharu?
[10:47] ---
    Wait, could he have been... DX Fighter?
[10:55] ---
    Those guys...
[10:57] ---
    ...used an Anti-Spell?!

E5 - Tear Off Your Clothes When You Hear a Compliment Spell

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     You Hear a Compliment Spell"
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[01:00] ---
    Listen up! Don't let this thing slow down!
[01:03] ---
    Just keep driving like you're doing now!
[01:05] ---
    Y-Yes, sir.
[01:08] ---
    Huh? What now?
[01:09] ---
    Excuse me, is this the busjacker?
[01:11] ---
    Who the hell are you?
[01:12] ---
    This is Yoshida of the DX Fighters.
[01:15] ---
    Please look to your right.
[01:16] ---
    My right?
[01:17] ---
    You will see Mt. Fuji,
    the tallest mountain in Japan.
[01:20] ---
    What are you, a tour guide?!
[01:22] ---
    I'm so very sorry. I meant your left.
[01:24] ---
    My left?
[01:25] ---
    You'll see your fate line.
[01:26] ---
    What are you, a palm reader?!
[01:27] ---
    Yes, I am.
[01:27] ---
    DX Fighters
    Yoshida
[01:27] ---
    Call in Progress
[01:27] ---
    DX Fighters
    Yoshida
[01:29] ---
    And you're about to meet your fate.
[01:32] ---
    What did you say?
[01:36] ---
    Thank you!
[01:38] ---
    Your water.
[01:39] ---
    Let's dig a hole!
[01:42] ---
    There, there.
[01:43] ---
    DX Fighters Getting it Done!
[01:43] ---
    DX Fighters Getting it Done!
[01:43] ---
    DX Fighters Getting it Done!
[01:43] ---
    You're amazing, DX Fighters!
[01:44] ---
    So cool!
[01:44] ---
    DX Fighters Save People From Landslide
[01:44] ---
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[01:44] ---
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[01:44] ---
    DX Fighters
[01:44] ---
    A Boon to Humanity!
[01:44] ---
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[01:44] ---
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[01:44] ---
    Brunch
    with
    the
    Queen!
[01:44] ---
    Main
    Host
    Selected
[01:44] ---
    Another Stunning
    Performance
[01:45] ---
    Keep fighting!
[01:50] ---
    I'm terribly grateful for the wonderful
    hospitality you Japanese have shown me.
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SIGN    The Queen of the Kingdom of Gluten
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SIGN    The Queen of the Kingdom of Gluten
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SIGN    The Queen of the Kingdom of Gluten
SIGN    The Queen of the Kingdom of Gluten
SIGN    The Queen of the Kingdom of Gluten
[01:57] ---
    A welcome on a scale unprecedented
    in Japan, with which none could find fault:
[02:03] ---
    Pancakes. Made with whatever
    was lying around, I'm told.
[02:09] ---
    But with all these people here, we won't
    be able to tell where that Jajackal guy is.
[02:14] ---
    Don't let your guard down.
[02:15] ---
    I'll be fine, but the Doc—
[02:17] ---
    Doc!
[02:19] ---
    What are you doing, dummy?
[02:21] ---
    Darn it. I shouldn't have taken
    this job to arrest Jajackal...
[02:26] ---
    DX Fighters
[02:26] ---
    Party
[02:26] ---
    
[02:26] ---
    1 Hour Earlier
[02:28] ---
    It's a banquet for the Queen of Gluten.
[02:31] ---
    I've reached the "state visit
    party guest" level of branding!
[02:34] ---
    Listen, DX Fighter.
[02:36] ---
    Gluten is a kingdom of exceptional
    standing and forbearance.
[02:38] ---
    Ex-scepter-nal
    standing and
    for-bear-ance
[02:38] ---
    Ex-scepter-nal
    standing and
    for-bear-ance
[02:38] ---
    Ex-scepter-nal
    standing and
    for-bear-ance
[02:40] ---
    Try not to offend them.
[02:41] ---
    Dumbass. That's my line.
[02:43] ---
    Don't go wild as soon as you
    set eyes on the fancy spread.
[02:48] ---
    Mr. President, the head of security
    wants to ask you something.
[02:53] ---
    I'm Arai, the head of security.
[02:54] ---
    Ask me? You can't borrow my
    portable charger, if that's it.
[02:57] ---
    No, it's not that.
[02:58] ---
    We received word that the
    international terrorist, Jajackal,
[03:03] ---
    will target tonight's banquet.
[03:05] ---
    International terrorist?!
[03:07] ---
    And we'd like you to protect
    the queen, if you could.
[03:11] ---
    Obviously, the police will do all
    we can to find Jajackal as well,
[03:16] ---
    but he's a master of disguise,
[03:17] ---
    and can change his height, weight, sex,
[03:20] ---
    and even his middle school graduation
    and smartphone case at will!
[03:20] ---
     Year
    book
[03:23] ---
    Those last two aren't disguises!
[03:25] ---
    Do you have a photo of him?
[03:26] ---
    This is the only known photo of Jajackal.
[03:29] ---
    But it's from when he was a kid.
[03:32] ---
    Those are some big-ass nipples!
[03:33] ---
    Not sure we can identify
    him just from that...
[03:35] ---
    Sorry, but I don't take jobs that put
    me\ in danger or don't turn a profit.
[03:39] ---
    Why are you a superhero, then?!
[03:41] ---
    Wait a minute, DX Fighter.
[03:43] ---
    If you arrest the terrorist,
[03:45] ---
    you'll be made the next
    prime minister, for sure.
[03:45] ---
    I'll give you
    10 yen apiece,
[03:45] ---
    I'll give you
    10 yen apiece,
[03:45] ---
    poverty-stricken
    assholes!
[03:45] ---
    poverty-stricken
    assholes!
[03:49] ---
    What? Uh, you think?
[03:50] ---
    And not just that...
[03:52] ---
    Your merch might even
    get released internationally.
[03:56] ---
    Very well. I accept the job.
[03:58] ---
    Thank you very much.
[04:01] ---
    DX Fighters. I am so honored to meet you.
[04:05] ---
    Th-Th-Thank you very much, Y-Y-Your Majesty!
[04:10] ---
    Not "Y-Y-Your Majesty."
    Just "Your Majesty," if you please.
[04:13] ---
    F-Forgive me, Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Your...
[04:15] ---
    Get a grip, DX Fighter!
[04:18] ---
    You are quite the gallant set, aren't you?
[04:22] ---
    Very manly indeed.
[04:28] ---
    H-Hey, what're you doing?
[04:29] ---
    Uh... I-I have no idea!
[04:31] ---
    Did we just rip off our clothes?
[04:33] ---
    What's going on here?
[04:34] ---
    Dear me. Have I said something to upset you?
[04:40] ---
    A-Ah, we apologize...
[04:42] ---
    You praised us, Your Majesty,
    and we got a little excited...
[04:46] ---
    Your Majesty, please excuse us a moment.
[04:49] ---
    Hey, you. Can I borrow your tuxedo?
[04:52] ---
    Huh?
[04:53] ---
    DX Fighters
[04:53] ---
    Party
[04:54] ---
    Why'd we rip our clothes off like that?
[04:57] ---
    I just don't get it.
[04:58] ---
    It's like my hands started
    moving of their own accord...
[05:01] ---
    It must be a Golden Spell!
[05:03] ---
    Surely not!
[05:05] ---
    Tear Off Your Clothes When
    You Hear a Compliment Spell
[05:05] ---
    Tear Off Your Clothes When
    You Hear a Compliment Spell
[05:05] ---
    It's the "Tear Off Your Clothes
    When You Hear a Compliment" Spell.
[05:08] ---
    It has a hostile vibes rating of 320.
[05:10] ---
    I wonder when we heard that spell.
[05:14] ---
    Wait a sec. Did anyone else hear
    a strange voice when we were changing?
[05:17] ---
    A strange voice?
[05:20] ---
    ♫ The abalone on the rocky
    coast have a crush! ♫
[05:22] ---
    A crush! A crush!
[05:25] ---
    Get dressed already, assholes!
[05:29] ---
    Huh?
[05:31] ---
    What is it?
[05:32] ---
    Did one of you just say something?
[05:34] ---
    Not me.
[05:36] ---
    So it was a Golden Spell
    we heard at that moment.
[05:39] ---
    Does that mean Sugar's here too?
[05:42] ---
    Not just Jajackal, but Sugar too?
[05:44] ---
    Wait, who's this "Sugar" guy?
[05:46] ---
    Let's get back to the banquet hall.
[05:49] ---
    Wh-What? It's a standing party now?
[05:52] ---
    That'll make it easier for Jajackal
    to get close to Her Majesty.
[05:56] ---
    We'll just have to shadow the queen, then.
[05:59] ---
    But don't let anyone compliment you, okay?
    Act in a way that won't get you complimented.
[06:03] ---
    How do I do that, exactly?
[06:06] ---
    Koizumi.
[06:07] ---
    Kuroki-kun! You're here too?
[06:10] ---
    Business leaders were invited
    to this function as well.
[06:13] ---
    So you're a member of the DX Fighters, huh?
[06:17] ---
    Yeah, I am.
[06:19] ---
    Why didn't you tell me?
[06:20] ---
    Well, uh, I only joined recently...
[06:25] ---
    I see.
[06:26] ---
    Why come to me after all these years?
[06:30] ---
    It was just a coincidence.
    I wasn't coming to you.
[06:33] ---
    Really?
[06:35] ---
    You're not holding a grudge over
    that incident forty years ago?
[06:41] ---
    

[06:41] ---
    ~
[06:41] ---
    40 Years Ago
[06:47] ---
    Cigarettes
[06:51] ---
    Kuroki-kun?
[06:52] ---
    Wh-What do you want, Koizumi?
[06:55] ---
    What are you doing here?
[06:56] ---
    I was collecting ginkgo nuts.
[06:58] ---
    Were you smoking?
[07:01] ---
    And? So what if I was?
[07:03] ---
    I was just surprised.
[07:05] ---
    You're top of our class,
    the student council president,
[07:05] ---
    Top of the Class
[07:05] ---
    Top of the Class
[07:07] ---
    Student Council
    President
[07:07] ---
    Student Council
    President
[07:09] ---
    the ace of the baseball team
    and popular with all the girls.
[07:09] ---
    Baseball Team Ace
[07:09] ---
    Baseball Team Ace
[07:11] ---
    I can't believe you're smoking...
[07:13] ---
    It's that stuff that drives me to smoke.
[07:17] ---
    Ah, right.
[07:19] ---
    I guess all that would be stressful.
[07:21] ---
    Not that I'd understand any of it...
[07:25] ---
    Huh?
[07:31] ---
    Koizumi...
[07:33] ---
    This is all your fault!
[07:36] ---
    The fire started because you startled me!
[07:40] ---
    Uh, but if you hadn't been smoking—
[07:46] ---
    I have a future.
[07:49] ---
    People are counting on me, unlike you.
[07:51] ---
    I'm not a clumsy moron like you!
[07:54] ---
    F-Fine... It's all my fault.
[07:57] ---
    That's right.
[07:58] ---
    You were the one smoking,
    and you started the fire.
[08:03] ---
    Got it?
[08:05] ---
    Yes... I was the one smoking.
[08:09] ---
    I'm sorry.
[08:12] ---
    Oh, that?
[08:14] ---
    I totally forgot about it.
[08:16] ---
    You forgot?
[08:18] ---
    You really forgot that?
[08:19] ---
    Stuff like that was pretty much
    an everyday occurrence for me.
[08:27] ---
    He forgot about it?
[08:31] ---
    How's it going with
    Jajackal and the clothing?
[08:33] ---
    We're shocking people before they
    say nice things to us, so it's going okay.
[08:37] ---
    Well, well, if it isn't the DX Fighters!
[08:39] ---
    You're doing such a great—
[08:41] ---
    Oh, uh, nothing. We're just doing our best.
[08:44] ---
    O-Oh, I see.
[08:46] ---
    Um, could I get a picture with you?
[08:48] ---
    I'd love to brag to my daugh—
[08:51] ---
    Uh, sorry but no.
[08:52] ---
    It's, um, a matter of hygiene.
[08:55] ---
    You're always so cool!
[09:02] ---
    DX Fighter, you're so cool!
[09:05] ---
    We feel safe with you around!
[09:07] ---
    I love you!
[09:14] ---
    How are you finding the banquet?
    Worthy of a hip-hip-hoo-reiwa?
[09:18] ---
    Hoo-Reiwa
[09:19] ---
    Hoo-Reiwa
[09:20] ---
    I am incensed at this display.
[09:20] ---
    Hoo-Reiwa
[09:22] ---
    I have no choice but to view
    this banquet as a national insult!
[09:28] ---
    Oh, um, wait a minute...
[09:30] ---
    I didn't think we could offend you...
[09:34] ---
    Hey, DX Fighter!
[09:35] ---
    The queen is angry!
[09:37] ---
    What? Why?
[09:38] ---
    Why do you think?! Because of you!
[09:40] ---
    Okay, I get it. I'll apologize.
[09:42] ---
    Shut up!
[09:43] ---
    Never show your faces here again!
[09:47] ---
    It's all over...
[09:49] ---
    Big bro.
[09:51] ---
    What's wrong, Bosatsutoge?
[09:54] ---
    Chancellor, look at that man!
[09:57] ---
    It's Jajackal!
[09:59] ---
    Those big-ass nipples!
[10:02] ---
    The queen's in danger!
[10:03] ---
    Save her!
[10:06] ---
    Hold it!
[10:10] ---
    Jajackal is in the building!
[10:12] ---
    Okay! Leave this to me!
[10:14] ---
    DX Bomber!
[10:16] ---
    Not in here!
[10:23] ---
    What the hell?
[10:24] ---
    Why can he throw around DX Bombers,
    but I'm not allowed to throw grenades?
[10:28] ---
    Shut up! Come with us!
[10:29] ---
    I simply cannot thank you enough.
[10:32] ---
    You were tearing off clothing in an
    attempt to flush out Jajackal, correct?
[10:38] ---
    Uh, I guess.
[10:40] ---
    Those words will let us make an Anti-Spell.
[10:42] ---
    Ain't that great? A nice, smooth ending.
[10:44] ---
    But where was Sugar in all this?
[10:47] ---
    DX Fighters! You've done
    a great job once more!
[10:51] ---
    Yup!
[10:51] ---
    As long as I'm here, the country's
    human resources will be protected!
[10:55] ---
    What a real hero! You'll be the
     next prime minister, for sure!
[10:59] ---
    Hell yeah!

E6 - Chasing Sugar

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[01:01] ---
    How are things, Chief Otori?
[01:04] ---
    Think you can get what we're after?
[01:06] ---
    I'm having trouble.
[01:08] ---
    Crotter Inc is clearly suspicious,
[01:09] ---
    but their security is ironclad,
[01:12] ---
    and it's limiting our investigation.
[01:14] ---
    A curiously weak-willed statement
    from an old soldier like you.
[01:19] ---
    But I do have one lead:
[01:21] ---
    The recent attempted coup d'etat by DX Talon.
[01:24] ---
    Take a look at the instigator.
[01:26] ---
    Does he remind you of anyone?
[01:28] ---
    Dory Funk Jr.?
[01:28] ---
    Dory Funk Jr.
[01:29] ---
    No. It's DX Fighter.
[01:31] ---
    DX Fighter?
[01:33] ---
    I thought he was a superhero.
[01:35] ---
    Yes, I believe one of those spells
    might've been behind his rampage.
[01:40] ---
    He was seen engaged in world domination
    with a curious band in a park.
[01:42] ---
    Curious Band (Artist's Depiction)
[01:45] ---
    I see.
[01:47] ---
    And you believe this "curious band"
    might know something?
[01:54] ---
    Chancellor! It's done!
[01:56] ---
    It's done, huh?
[01:57] ---
    Ah! What's that?
[01:59] ---
    The Sugar Search Monster, Antoman!
[02:01] ---
    Sugar Search Monster
    Antoman
[02:01] ---
    Sugar Search Monster
    Antoman
[02:02] ---
    Antoman?
[02:03] ---
    Why "anto," not ant?
[02:05] ---
    We're trying to avoid a lawsuit
    with the US copyright holders.
[02:05] ---
    Say my name
    and I'll stomp you!!
[02:05] ---
    Say my name
    and I'll stomp you!!
[02:08] ---
    That's harsh.
[02:09] ---
    You think this will help us find Sugar?
[02:11] ---
    Ants love sugar.
[02:13] ---
    Can you think of an organism
    better suited to rooting it out?
[02:13] ---
    Sugar
[02:17] ---
    I suppose you have a point...
[02:19] ---
    He has a real nose for it, too.
[02:21] ---
    He can sense anything sweet
    within a 10 km radius,
[02:24] ---
    and he'll pursue it as far as he needs to.
[02:26] ---
    For instance, this is Mr. Sato (sugar).
    And this is Mr. Saito.
[02:30] ---
    I'll shuffle the envelopes and...
[02:33] ---
    Antoman, can you pick out Mr. Sato?
[02:36] ---
    Envelope
[02:36] ---
    Envelope
[02:37] ---
    Envelope
[02:39] ---
    He picked out Mr. Sato!
[02:41] ---
    You sure it wasn't luck?
[02:42] ---
    But what if there are two Mr. Satos?
[02:44] ---
    No need to worry.
[02:45] ---
    I'll show him the previous
    Mr. Sato and another one.
[02:48] ---
    Antoman, which Sato has more sugar content?
[02:53] ---
    What makes him think
    that Sato has more sugar?
[02:56] ---
    Well, you see, this Mr. Sato's
     first name is Mitsuo (honey)!
[02:58] ---
     Sato Mitsuo
    (Sugar) (Honey)
[02:58] ---
     Sato Mitsuo
    (Sugar) (Honey)
[03:00] ---
    Wow, sugar and honey!
[03:02] ---
    Double the sweetness!
[03:03] ---
    This is the dumbest thing ever!
[03:04] ---
    And "Sugar" is an even sweeter name,
    so Antoman should find him right away.
[03:08] ---
    Now, Antoman. Let's go find Sugar!
[03:22] ---
    What do you want?
[03:24] ---
    You've been getting them to
    make Anti-Spells, haven't you?
[03:28] ---
    "Them"? You mean Koizumi?
[03:31] ---
    Do you know who he really is?
[03:34] ---
    Of course. He's with the DX Fighters.
[03:37] ---
    The DX Fighters?
[03:41] ---
    What's so funny?
[03:42] ---
    You should take a closer look into them.
[03:45] ---
    Then you'll find out who he really is.
[03:49] ---
    Who he really is?
[03:53] ---
    Shortcake
[03:53] ---
    ¥
[03:54] ---
    I knew it. He went right to the cake.
[03:57] ---
    Hey, Antoman!
[03:58] ---
    I'll give you a sugar cube later.
    Right now, we need to find Sugar!
[04:02] ---
    He's picked up the scent!
[04:03] ---
    For your sake, I'll gladly
    take out a 2 million yen loan.
[04:07] ---
    Oh, I'm so happy!
[04:09] ---
    Hey! Who's this guy?
[04:11] ---
    Ah! Antoman went for that super sweet couple!
[04:14] ---
    I thought he only detected sweet names!
[04:17] ---
    Antoman's in pain!
[04:20] ---
    What's that?
[04:21] ---
    This man is actually a conman
    who pursues women for marriage?
[04:24] ---
    What's that?!
[04:26] ---
    And this woman is already married
    and has six other men on the side?
[04:31] ---
    That's not sweet at all!
[04:32] ---
    Incredible. Antoman can even
    see through false sweetness.
[04:36] ---
    Yoshida-kun, we're meant
    to be looking for Sugar.
[04:40] ---
    Antoman's on the move again!
[04:41] ---
    He ran into a restaurant!
[04:41] ---
    Restaurant
[04:43] ---
    I think I'll raise your wage by 100 yen an hour.
[04:46] ---
    Thank you so much, Mr. Manager.
[04:50] ---
    He found a restaurant manager
    who's sweet on his female employees!
[04:52] ---
    That's not right either, Antoman!
[04:55] ---
    Another pained expression!
[04:58] ---
    What's that?
[04:59] ---
    The manager intends to use the raise as
    a pretext to ask Ms. Goto here out to dinner?
[04:59] ---
    Ms. Goto
[05:03] ---
    He wants to "go to eat"
    for a chance to eat Goto out!
[05:06] ---
    That's an awful pun!
[05:06] ---
    Go find Sugar already!
[05:09] ---
    Com
[05:09] ---
    Com
[05:09] ---
    Com
[05:09] ---
    pany
[05:09] ---
    pany
[05:09] ---
    pany
[05:10] ---
    Mr. President, you have a guest.
[05:12] ---
    Who is it? Are they rich?
[05:14] ---
    Sorry, but I'm afraid not.
[05:17] ---
    Aren't you from NTS?
[05:19] ---
    I'm Section Chief Otori.
[05:21] ---
    I have a question for you, DX Fighter.
[05:23] ---
    I've got nothing to say to secretive
    government agencies like yours.
[05:27] ---
    Is this you?
[05:30] ---
    D-D-D-D-D-D-Don't be ridiculous!
[05:33] ---
    I-I-I-I-I'm D-D-D-D-DX Fighter!
[05:39] ---
    It's him.
[05:39] ---
    Obviously.
[05:40] ---
    N-No, it really wasn't!
[05:42] ---
    A Golden Spell messed with my mind.
[05:45] ---
    "Golden Spell"? It's called "Golden Spell"?
[05:48] ---
    Yes.
[05:49] ---
    With one word, you can
    control a person like a puppet.
[05:51] ---
    That's also why I stripped
    off in front of a queen!
[05:54] ---
    Eagle Talon knows all about it.
[05:56] ---
    Eagle Talon?
[05:57] ---
    DX Fighter, you will tell
    no one that we were here,
[06:01] ---
    or that we're searching for the Golden Spell.
[06:05] ---
    Understood?
[06:06] ---
    Yeah, fine.
[06:09] ---
    For real this time, Sugar.
[06:10] ---
    If you don't find him, we'll draw a cat on
    your forehead like it's that Nazca site!
[06:17] ---
    Antoman's got something again!
[06:20] ---
    It seems like the strongest scent yet!
[06:22] ---
    You think he's found Sugar this time?
[06:25] ---
    Com
[06:25] ---
    Com
[06:25] ---
    Com
[06:25] ---
    pany
[06:25] ---
    pany
[06:25] ---
    pany
[06:27] ---
    DX Company?
[06:33] ---
    What's that?
[06:33] ---
    Sorry to startle you.
[06:37] ---
    Put me through to the boss.
[06:39] ---
    I'm very sorry.
[06:42] ---
    Who was that lady? I don't like her vibe.
[06:44] ---
    Damn. How'd she identify me?
[06:47] ---
    It would've been weirder if she hadn't.
[06:49] ---
    What's this thing?
[06:52] ---
    Antoman!
[06:53] ---
    Don't just blast him with your DX Bomber!
[06:56] ---
    Shouldn't you be in your secret base?
[06:57] ---
    We're looking for Sugar.
[06:59] ---
    Antoman believes he's in your company.
[07:01] ---
    Sugar? In my company?
[07:04] ---
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[07:04] ---
    Secret Society Eagle Talon
[07:09] ---
    Clear.
[07:11] ---
    Be careful. There could be booby traps.
[07:15] ---
    Search the room carefully.
[07:17] ---
    Roger.
[07:18] ---
    Mr. Zaharu! Look at this!
[07:19] ---
    Eagle Talon
    World Conkwquest
    Scheduled Meeting
[07:19] ---
    X
[07:19] ---
    Season Leader
    Eagle Talon! Goodness me
[07:21] ---
    "Eagle Talon World Conquest
    Scheduled Meeting?"
[07:25] ---
    Eagle Talon
    World Conkwquest
    Scheduled Meeting
[07:25] ---
    X
[07:25] ---
    Season Leader
    Eagle Talon! Goodness me
[07:25] ---
    You think they're with Eagle Talon?
[07:28] ---
    You know them?
[07:29] ---
    I heard they were a secret society
    with less durability than a paper balloon.
[07:34] ---
    I see...
[07:35] ---
    Eagle Talon
    World Conkwquest
    Scheduled Meeting
[07:35] ---
    X
[07:35] ---
    Season Leader
    Eagle Talon! Goodness me
[07:36] ---
    I see now why the Golden Spell was developed.
[07:42] ---
    You guys do know this is a
    superhero stronghold, right?
[07:46] ---
    There's no bad guys in here!
[07:48] ---
    Look in a mirror!
[07:50] ---
    But we all know truth can
    be stranger than fiction.
[07:53] ---
    Couldn't we take a look around?
[07:57] ---
    Antoman's recovered!
[07:59] ---
    You okay, Antoman?
[08:01] ---
    Antoman... Is Sugar here?
[08:04] ---
    Who is he?
[08:08] ---
    What? It's not me!
[08:10] ---
    Not me, either!
[08:12] ---
    Why are you pointing at me?
[08:16] ---
    What?!
[08:18] ---
    So one of those two is Sugar?
[08:21] ---
    Excuse me, but what are your names?
[08:24] ---
    I'm Iwasa.
[08:26] ---
    And you?
[08:28] ---
    Sato.
[08:31] ---
    Oh, another "Sato" false alarm.
[08:35] ---
    You see now? Get going already!
[08:38] ---
    I think you're about to have a visitor.
[08:41] ---
    What? A visitor?
[08:43] ---
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[08:43] ---
    Secret Society Eagle Talon
[08:45] ---
    Safety First
[08:46] ---
    Be careful. Someone's in there.
[08:47] ---
    Eagle Talon, perhaps?
[08:53] ---
    Wh-What is this horrible creature?
[08:55] ---
    Let him go! Hey! Let him go!
[08:57] ---
    Freeze!
[08:58] ---
    Wh-Who are you people?!
[09:00] ---
    The woman from Monthly Baby Talk?
[09:02] ---
    And you're... from Crotter Inc!
[09:04] ---
    Who are you people?
[09:06] ---
    There's no money here!
[09:08] ---
    Who are you?!
[09:09] ---
    You dummy!
[09:10] ---
    When you ask someone's name,
    it's only polite to give yours first!
[09:13] ---
    Now, get out, or I'll keep
    licking this guy! Thieves!
[09:16] ---
    Fine, we'll leave! Just let him go!
[09:21] ---
    I'm borrowing him for the night.
[09:23] ---
    He's awakened my womanly lusts.
[09:26] ---
    Quit barfing!
[09:27] ---
    Withdraw! Withdraw!
[09:28] ---
    We're withdrawing too!
[09:30] ---
    S-Save me!
[09:35] ---
    That got us nowhere.
[09:37] ---
    I wonder where Sugar is.
[09:40] ---
    But...
[09:41] ---
    What is it, Philip?
[09:42] ---
    What if that Mr. Sato guy was actually Sugar?
[09:46] ---
    What makes you say that?
[09:47] ---
    Sugar knows about us.
[09:51] ---
    That time with the queen,
    he knew just who to hit with that spell.
[09:56] ---
    That's true.
[09:58] ---
    He'd be in a position to
    know what we're doing...
[10:02] ---
    Didn't he say something about
    being a former Crotter Inc engineer?
[10:05] ---
    That's right.
[10:07] ---
    He'd know how to steal a program
    stored in Crotter Inc's cloud!
[10:11] ---
    That's right. Let's go back
    there. I'm sure he's Sugar!
[10:14] ---
    All right, then!
[10:17] ---
    Antoman's got something again!
[10:18] ---
    H-Hey! Where are you going?
[10:23] ---
    Look! It's Zaharu!
[10:27] ---
    What's he doing here?
[10:28] ---
    He might be Sugar too.
[10:30] ---
    Why do you say that?
[10:32] ---
    I just remembered...
[10:33] ---
    The word "zahăr" means "sugar" in Romanian.
[10:37] ---
    What did you say?!
[10:38] ---
    He's got a sweet name too?
[10:40] ---
    That means we have two suspects.
[10:42] ---
    What's going on here?
[10:44] ---
    None of this makes any sense!
[10:47] ---
    They're the ones we passed in the elevator.
[10:50] ---
    We'll have to thoroughly
    investigate Crotter Inc.
[10:57] ---
    There's a cat drawn in the barf!
[10:58] ---
    This is the worst!

E7 - Yoshida’s Plot

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    Com
[01:00] ---
    Com
[01:00] ---
    Com
[01:00] ---
    pany
[01:00] ---
    pany
[01:00] ---
    pany
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[01:00] ---
    Hey, now. What kind of jerk throws up all
    over someone else's base, then runs away?
[01:04] ---
    Our secret base is full of
    puke now, thanks to you!
[01:07] ---
    I had nothing to do with it.
[01:09] ---
    Who did it, then?
    We'll send them our cleaning bill!
[01:11] ---
    I don't think they're the
    kind of people you can bill...
[01:15] ---
    What's the meaning of this, DX Fighter?
[01:17] ---
    There's a dangerous creature
    in Eagle Talon's secret base...
[01:21] ---
    Eagle Talon!
[01:22] ---
    Who are these people?
[01:23] ---
    They're the ones who puked
    all over your base yesterday.
[01:26] ---
    So it was you! We're sending
    you our cleaning bill!
[01:28] ---
    Very well. We'll pay it.
[01:29] ---
    But first, let me ask you a question.
[01:32] ---
    Oh, my undies? They're usually white,
    but I'm going commando today.
[01:34] ---
    Not that. It's about the Golden Spell.
[01:38] ---
    Sugar was right. Koizumi's
    gang are secretly Eagle Talon.
[01:43] ---
    That disposable
    chopstick-tier group of villains?
[01:47] ---
    Yes.
[01:48] ---
    The one that'd lose to a housewife
    in a stained glass-making club.
[01:52] ---
    I don't get it.
[01:54] ---
    Why would they be
    subcontracting to DX Fighter?
[01:58] ---
    Because they're stupid, most likely.
[02:01] ---
    Of greater concern is the woman
    we ran into, who was here the other day...
[02:06] ---
    masquerading as a reporter.
[02:09] ---
    Who is she?
[02:10] ---
    I checked out their car
    and saw a Cabinet ID.
[02:14] ---
    NTS, huh?
[02:14] ---
    Naikaku Tokumei Sousashitsu
    (Cabinet Special Investigations Office)
[02:14] ---
    Naikaku Tokumei Sousashitsu
    (Cabinet Special Investigations Office)
[02:16] ---
    So they've learned of the Golden Spell...
[02:19] ---
    I think we should get rid of Eagle Talon.
[02:22] ---
    Only after we acquire
     the Anti-Spell generator.
[02:26] ---
    Get Koizumi here.
[02:27] ---
    Yes, sir.
[02:29] ---
    So Crotter Inc is involved after all.
[02:32] ---
    Who is this man?
[02:34] ---
    That's Zaharu. He looks nasty,
    and to be honest, he is nasty.
[02:38] ---
    Could you set it up so I can meet him?
[02:40] ---
    You like him?
[02:41] ---
    Don't make me kill you.
[02:42] ---
    We believe Crotter Inc is
    more than just a tech firm.
[02:45] ---
    I think Zaharu is the key
    to finding out their secrets.
[02:47] ---
    I see.
[02:49] ---
    We suspect Zaharu might also be Sugar.
[02:53] ---
    Yes? Have a nice day.
[02:54] ---
    Oh, it's Zaharu.
[02:55] ---
    Zaharu!
[02:57] ---
    Yeah, I'm free.
[02:58] ---
    So free, I've been consulting on how
    to make 4.3 billion yen at the box office
[02:58] ---
    4.3 billion in 3 days?
[02:58] ---
    So
[02:58] ---
    jealous!
[03:01] ---
    in just three days.
[03:03] ---
    Thwomp Amataro.
[03:03] ---
    Thwomp Amataro
[03:04] ---
    What was that about?
[03:05] ---
    Zaharu wants us to go over to Crotter Inc.
[03:07] ---
    What was that "Amataro" bit at the end about?
[03:09] ---
    A perfect opportunity.
[03:10] ---
    We'll go see him and find out the truth.
[03:12] ---
    Be careful. It could be a trap.
[03:14] ---
    Hey, now. Don't underestimate us.
[03:16] ---
    He's just a businessman
    with a nasty disposition.
[03:19] ---
    We can take him!
[03:20] ---
    That's right, we—
[03:22] ---
    I wanna go home! I wanna go home!
[03:24] ---
    Please, have mercy!
[03:27] ---
    Have mercy on us!
[03:29] ---
    Shut up and walk.
[03:32] ---
    What's this door?
[03:34] ---
    What's this crest?
[03:35] ---
    Surprise party, right? The door will open
    and some guy'll be tossing out cash.
[03:39] ---
    Open the door.
[03:41] ---
    Wh-What's all this?
[03:43] ---
    You could fit all of Shimane inside this room.
[03:46] ---
    Zaharu. Are you part of Shining Black?
[03:48] ---
    I'm impressed you know about us.
[03:50] ---
    Shining Black... I've heard of that.
[03:53] ---
    It's an NPO where staff put
    spring onions in their thongs,
[03:55] ---
    Dog-Washing NPO
    (Non-Profit Organization)
[03:55] ---
    Dog-Washing NPO
    (Non-Profit Organization)
[03:55] ---
    Dog-Washing NPO
    (Non-Profit Organization)
[03:55] ---
    then wash dogs without them falling out.
[03:58] ---
    I'm seriously going to kill you.
[03:59] ---
    Hey, don't make him mad!
[04:01] ---
    Did you bring the program?
[04:05] ---
    Kuroki-kun! Are you...
[04:07] ---
    Here it is.
[04:10] ---
    Are you surprised that, 40 years later, your
    classmate is the leader of a secret society?
[04:18] ---
    Why are you the leader of a secret society?
[04:21] ---
    You were our school's top student!
[04:23] ---
    That's precisely why.
[04:25] ---
    Before a load of fools can destroy the world,
[04:29] ---
    I will lead it back onto the correct path.
[04:33] ---
    Don't you feel the same way?
[04:35] ---
    Chancellor of Eagle Talon.
[04:38] ---
    Sorry, but we're only a secret
    society because it beats working.
[04:42] ---
    That's not true! I really
    want to conquer the world!
[04:44] ---
    Then, why are you working with the NTS?
[04:47] ---
    They're interested in the Golden Spell, too.
[04:49] ---
    They think Zaharu is behind it.
[04:52] ---
    Very interesting.
[04:53] ---
    We'll have to deal with the NTS eventually.
[04:57] ---
    Zaharu, use Eagle Talon to
    make contact with the NTS chief.
[05:03] ---
    Find out what they know.
[05:06] ---
    Very well.
[05:07] ---
    Koizumi. I will spare your life.
[05:12] ---
    But if you betray me,
    I'll drown you in sulfuric acid.
[05:17] ---
    Ah, this is getting really dangerous...
[05:20] ---
    No, out of adversity comes opportunity.
[05:22] ---
    Chancellor, I have an idea.
[05:25] ---
    An idea?
[05:27] ---
    Hold on a minute.
[05:29] ---
    Just what is this?
[05:30] ---
    It looks great on you, Chief.
[05:32] ---
    This'll help you stay incognito.
[05:33] ---
    Not even Zaharu would expect the chief
    of the NTS to wear such a silly costume.
[05:38] ---
    Well, that's true...
[05:39] ---
    That's a joke, right?
[05:40] ---
    Don't worry.
[05:41] ---
    Just follow this script and you'll make
    contact with Zaharu without him realizing.
[05:41] ---
    The Perpetual Transfer Student
[05:41] ---
    The Perpetual Transfer Student
[05:41] ---
    By Yoshida J. Katsuo
[05:45] ---
    In one minute's time,
    run straight to that street corner.
[05:48] ---
    Very well.
[05:49] ---
    Now! Go, Marty!
[05:50] ---
    1.5 Gigawatts!!
[05:52] ---
    Mifuyu was a cheerful but slightly
    scatterbrained high school student.
[05:56] ---
    One day, she overslept, and ran
    to school with toast in her mouth.
[05:59] ---
    Is this a shojo manga?!
[06:00] ---
    Meanwhile, Zaharu was a transfer student.
[06:02] ---
    He didn't know where the school was,
    so he wandered about, staring at his map.
[06:06] ---
    This sounds like a rom-com.
[06:08] ---
    Then, the rushing Miharu collided with him!
[06:11] ---
    Ow, that hurts.
[06:15] ---
    Pervert!
[06:16] ---
    Ow!
[06:17] ---
    How dare you touch my chest!
[06:19] ---
    What about you? You should
    watch where you're running!
[06:21] ---
    Oh, I'm so late!
[06:23] ---
    H-Hey!
[06:24] ---
    Mifuyu ran away from Zaharu, but...
[06:27] ---
    their destined reunion would
    come sooner than expected.
[06:31] ---
    Okay, take your seats!
[06:32] ---
    You're still
    awake?
[06:32] ---
    I'm going to introduce a new classmate.
[06:35] ---
    This is Zaharu-kun.
[06:36] ---
    What? You!
[06:37] ---
    Superfluous fat = Flab
[06:37] ---
    O Month
    X Day (lol)
[06:38] ---
    You're... the girl from this morning.
[06:40] ---
    You know each other already?
[06:42] ---
    In that case, Zaharu-kun,
    take the seat next to her.
[06:45] ---
    Wait a minute, Teacher!
[06:47] ---
    He's a pervert who grabbed my chest!
[06:49] ---
    Don't be absurd!
[06:51] ---
    I'd never touch a dog-face like you!
[06:53] ---
    What did you say?!
[06:55] ---
    That's enough, you two. Let's start class.
[06:58] ---
    Zaharu and Mifuyu had the worst
     first impressions of each other.
[06:58] ---
    You're still
    awake?
[07:01] ---
    And later that day, Zaharu got called out
    by the leader of the school's gang.
[07:06] ---
    All transfer students oughta greet me first.
[07:10] ---
    Oh, sure, nice to meet you.
[07:12] ---
    That ain't a proper greetin'!
[07:14] ---
    Ya gotta crawl between my legs.
[07:17] ---
    That's a bigger joke than your face.
[07:19] ---
    What was that?
[07:21] ---
    Zaharu?
[07:22] ---
    I see. Ya sure must be confident
    'bout how strong ya are.
[07:26] ---
    Why don't we... put that to the test!
[07:30] ---
    Wh-What?!
[07:32] ---
    Damn you!
[07:33] ---
    Hey, what are you kids doing?!
[07:35] ---
    Oh, crap!
[07:37] ---
    To the teachers' office at once! Both of you!
[07:39] ---
    Teacher! Zaharu didn't do anything wrong!
[07:42] ---
    It was the gang leader who started it!
[07:44] ---
    What's this now?
[07:45] ---
    The gang leader picked a fight!
[07:47] ---
    He had no choice but to stand on his head!
[07:50] ---
    I've never seen anyone get forced
    to stand on someone's head before...
[07:54] ---
    Is this true?
[07:55] ---
    Yes. I was forced to stand on his head.
[07:58] ---
    That was the catalyst for
    Zaharu and Mifuyu to grow closer.
[08:02] ---
    How was it, exactly?!
[08:03] ---
    But they would soon be forced
    to part for unexpected reasons.
[08:06] ---
    What?!
[08:07] ---
    Mifuyu, those colored pencils I borrowed
    from you were stolen by a group of feral hogs.
[08:11] ---
    Oink!!
[08:13] ---
    What? What do we do?
[08:15] ---
    But I bought... these for you.
[08:18] ---
    They're all... white!
[08:21] ---
    It's your favorite color, right?
[08:24] ---
    That just seems mean!
[08:25] ---
    I'm so happy!
[08:25] ---
    Wait, she's happy?!
[08:26] ---
    Well, well, wouldja look at the happy couple.
[08:29] ---
    Zaharu.
[08:30] ---
    Ya'd better pay me off
    for what ya did before!
[08:33] ---
    You never learn, do you?
[08:35] ---
    Mifuyu!
[08:36] ---
    Oh, hey, don't think 'bout movin'.
[08:39] ---
    Or I'll give yer little cutie's face
    a scar that'll stay with her for life.
[08:43] ---
    That's playing dirty!
[08:45] ---
    Get 'im!
[08:48] ---
    Zaharu!
[08:49] ---
    Zaharu had no choice but to take
    the beating the gang gave him.
[08:53] ---
    He suddenly knew how a pork cutlet felt.
[08:54] ---
    I get you, man
[08:54] ---
    I get you, man
[08:55] ---
    How would he?!
[08:56] ---
    But ya know, this girl is real purdy.
[08:59] ---
    Maybe I'll have a li'l taste for myself.
[09:09] ---
    Wh-What?!
[09:11] ---
    You've... made me angry now.
[09:15] ---
    Y-You...
[09:16] ---
    Who are you?!
[09:18] ---
    Where there are storm
    clouds, there is justice!
[09:22] ---
    Lightning Warrior...
[09:23] ---
    Lightning Warrior
[09:23] ---
    Lightning Warrior
[09:23] ---
    ThunThunder
[09:23] ---
    ThunThunder
[09:23] ---
    ThunThunder
[09:23] ---
    ThunThunder
[09:23] ---
    ThunThunder
[09:23] ---
    ThunThunder!
[09:25] ---
    This is getting a bit absurd now!
[09:27] ---
    Just shut up and watch!
[09:28] ---
    Forget all that! Just get 'im!
[09:31] ---
    ThunThunder!
[09:34] ---
    Now it's just you and me.
[09:37] ---
    Don't come any closer!
[09:39] ---
    I'll scramble her face like a toddler's
    first attempt at omelet rice!
[09:41] ---
    Darn it!!
[09:46] ---
    Do you know... what the speed of lightning is?
[09:49] ---
    What was that?
[09:51] ---
    It's 300,000 kilometers per second.
[09:55] ---
    In other words...
[09:57] ---
    The speed of light!
[10:05] ---
    Zaharu was... ThunThunder? I can't believe it!
[10:08] ---
    Now that you know who I am, I cannot stay here.
[10:12] ---
    Why?
[10:12] ---
    Pay your
    taxes,
    asshole!
[10:12] ---
    Pay your
    taxes,
    asshole!
[10:12] ---
    I haven't paid my municipal tax!
[10:14] ---
    That's the problem?
[10:15] ---
    Farewell... Mifuyu.
[10:19] ---
    Zaharu!
[10:21] ---
    That rocked!
[10:22] ---
    The End
[10:22] ---
    The End
[10:26] ---
    You people...
[10:28] ---
    What the hell was that?!
[10:30] ---
    Well, she didn't recognize you.
[10:31] ---
    It's true, she didn't...
[10:33] ---
    But I didn't learn a single thing about the NTS!
[10:36] ---
    Okay, fine. We'll do it the normal way, then.
[10:38] ---
    The normal way?
[10:39] ---
    You'll set us up again?
[10:41] ---
    Yup, yup.
[10:42] ---
    Is it okay if we leave now?
[10:44] ---
    Fine, just go.
[10:46] ---
    Wait a minute.
[10:47] ---
    What now?
[10:48] ---
    Well...
[10:50] ---
    What should I wear... next time I see her?
[10:58] ---
    The man's in love!

E8 - Betrayal

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[01:00] ---
    What was that ridiculous shoujo manga setup?
[01:03] ---
    I'm going to destroy all of you!
[01:04] ---
    Sorry about that.
[01:06] ---
    But I heard he was one
    of those onion-thong guys.
[01:09] ---
    You know, Shining Black.
[01:11] ---
    Shining Black? Why didn't you say so earlier?!
[01:14] ---
    What's our next move, Chief?
[01:15] ---
    Dealing with Shining Black
    will be troublesome.
[01:19] ---
    Don't worry. I have our
    next move all planned out.
[01:21] ---
    What? What next move?
[01:23] ---
    Zaharu's fallen for you.
[01:25] ---
    Fallen for me?! What kind
    of game are you playing?
[01:27] ---
    No games. I'm serious.
[01:29] ---
    The man has the romantic
    maturity of a fourth grader.
[01:29] ---
    Zaharu
[01:32] ---
    If you use your wiles on him,
    he'll do anything you ask.
[01:34] ---
    Zaharu
[01:35] ---
    How do you know he's so romantically immature?
[01:38] ---
    Nooooooo!
[01:38] ---
    Nooooooo!
[01:38] ---
    Poop
[01:38] ---
    When I told him you poop,
    he looked shocked by the very idea!
[01:42] ---
    Idiot! Why'd you tell him that?!
[01:43] ---
    But you do poop!
[01:45] ---
    You went to the bathroom at DX Fighter's place,
    and you were in there for ten minutes!
[01:47] ---
    Bored
[01:47] ---
    Bored
[01:48] ---
    Women often go to the bathroom
    to adjust their makeup!
[01:51] ---
    You don't wear any makeup!
    You're a bare-faced mustang!
[01:51] ---
    I don't wear any dang makeup!!
[01:51] ---
    I don't wear any dang makeup!!
[01:53] ---
    The Wild Bare-Faced Mustang
[01:53] ---
    The Wild Bare-Faced Mustang
[01:53] ---
    The Wild Bare-Faced Mustang
[01:53] ---
    The Wild Bare-Faced Mustang
[01:53] ---
    The Wild Bare-Faced Mustang
[01:54] ---
    Could you two cool it?
[01:55] ---
    Chief.
[01:56] ---
    If Zaharu is in love with you,
    why don't we use that to our advantage?
[02:01] ---
    Don't be stupid!
[02:02] ---
    There's nothing I hate more than a
    woman who debases herself in that way.
[02:06] ---
    Y-You mean it?!
[02:08] ---
    M-M-Mifuyu likes me back?
[02:12] ---
    Yeah. But she's got the romantic
    maturity of a studious fourth-grader,
[02:14] ---
    Mifuyu
[02:16] ---
    so she doesn't even realize she's in love.
[02:18] ---
    I see...
[02:20] ---
    Anyway, Mifuyu's gonna be
    coming to Crotter Inc soon.
[02:24] ---
    You should hang.
[02:25] ---
    H-Hang with her?!
[02:27] ---
    I'm still Shining Black's number two...
[02:31] ---
    If he finds out... Kuroki-sama will kill me!
[02:35] ---
    So don't let him find out.
[02:36] ---
    Yeah, that might work.
[02:38] ---
    He went along with it!
[02:39] ---
    We'll say Mifuyu's your ex from high school,
[02:40] ---
    Shimane
[02:41] ---
    visiting from the backwater that
    is Shimane Prefecture. Got that?
[02:44] ---
    I was actually born in Romania...
[02:50] ---
    Listen up, Zaharu.
[02:52] ---
    Mifuyu might say some strange
    things from time to time.
[02:54] ---
    She's just playing hard to get,
    so don't let it bother you.
[02:57] ---
    V-Very well.
[02:58] ---
    Mifuyu! Can you hear me?
[03:00] ---
    Yoshida.
[03:01] ---
    What's with this outfit?
[03:03] ---
    It's cutting-edge Shimane fashion.
[03:05] ---
    Walk around Minamitono,
[03:05] ---
    Minamitono, Matsue City
[03:05] ---
    Minamitono, Matsue City
[03:07] ---
    and all the city boys will
    turn and look... Louisiana!
[03:10] ---
    Louisiana
[03:10] ---
    Torigoe
[03:10] ---
    R-Really?
[03:12] ---
    Now, Zaharu's waiting in the lobby. Go!
[03:15] ---
    W-W-Wait a minute!
[03:16] ---
    What do I say to him?
[03:17] ---
    You don't even know that?!
[03:19] ---
    The usual Shimane greeting
    is "Choppin moronko!"
[03:21] ---
    Choppin Moronko!
[03:22] ---
    "Choppin moronko"?
[03:24] ---
    Very well...
[03:25] ---
    Okay, I'm going in.
[03:27] ---
    Yoshida-kun, do people in
    Shimane really say that?
[03:30] ---
    Of course not!
[03:32] ---
    She was giving me lip,
    so I'm messing with her.
[03:34] ---
    You're such a jerk!
[03:37] ---
    She's here!
[03:38] ---
    First, say hello.
[03:40] ---
    Shout out: "Choppin moronko!"
[03:43] ---
    Choppin moronko!
[03:48] ---
    Wh-What in the world?
[03:50] ---
    It's a Shimane greeting.
[03:51] ---
    You should greet her back.
[03:53] ---
    Me?
[03:54] ---
    Of course you!
[03:55] ---
    V-Very well...
[03:58] ---
    Ch-Choppin moronko!
[04:02] ---
    He actually said it!
[04:03] ---
    Yoshida-kun, you're so mean!
[04:08] ---
    Zaharu. Will you lead the way?
[04:10] ---
    O-Of course. Follow me.
[04:12] ---
    Hey, Mifuyu.
[04:13] ---
    People from Shimane say
    "eppe, eppe," when they walk.
[04:16] ---
    Eppe, eppe, eppe...
[04:18] ---
    Suck it, Mifuyu!
[04:25] ---
    You'll really let me return?
[04:28] ---
    That's why I called you here.
[04:30] ---
    At last... I'm back!
[04:33] ---
    You have the Golden Spell
    generation program, correct?
[04:38] ---
    Here.
[04:39] ---
    I want to know how it works. Will you teach me?
[04:42] ---
    Of course.
[04:43] ---
    Now, take off that ridiculous outfit.
[04:47] ---
    Oh, this thing?
[04:54] ---
    Employee ID
[04:54] ---
    Iwasa Tohei
[04:54] ---
    Hard Reboot Division
[04:54] ---
    22 November 2020
[04:54] ---
     Crotter Inc Japan
    Crotter Tower, 2-1-1 Shibuya, Minato Ward
[04:54] ---
    Now I can stride down these halls with pride!
[04:59] ---
    Crotter Inc has 350,000
    employees all over the world.
[05:03] ---
    We have 30,000 working here
    in the Tokyo office alone.
[05:07] ---
    30,000?
[05:09] ---
    Hey, Zaharu. You're putting us to sleep here.
    Talk about something more interesting.
[05:13] ---
    More interesting? Like what?
[05:15] ---
    Like tons of things! Mifuyu's
    outfit, what she's carrying...
[05:18] ---
    Oh, right...
[05:20] ---
    I...
[05:22] ---
    I really like... your chicken today.
[05:25] ---
    He complimented the freakin' chicken!
[05:28] ---
    Hey, he complimented my chicken.
[05:30] ---
    What do I do?
[05:31] ---
    Put the chicken on Zaharu's head like a hat.
[05:35] ---
    Then say: "I love your
    chicken hat. Lay an egg!"
[05:35] ---
    I love your
    chicken hat.
[05:35] ---
    I love your
    chicken hat.
[05:35] ---
    I love your
    chicken hat.
[05:35] ---
    Lay an egg!
[05:35] ---
    Lay an egg!
[05:35] ---
    Lay an egg!
[05:38] ---
    It's the Golden Spell of Love.
[05:41] ---
    Are you guys laughing?
[05:43] ---
    Of course not! Just do it!
[05:44] ---
    F-Fine.
[05:48] ---
    I love your chicken hat. Lay an egg.
[05:48] ---
    I love your
    chicken hat.
[05:48] ---
    I love your
    chicken hat.
[05:48] ---
    I love your
    chicken hat.
[05:48] ---
    Lay an egg!
[05:48] ---
    Lay an egg!
[05:48] ---
    Lay an egg!
[05:52] ---
    She put it on his head!
[05:54] ---
    He's so serious!
[05:56] ---
    Poor thing!
[05:58] ---
    Hey, she put the chicken on my head!
[06:01] ---
    What's going on here?
[06:02] ---
    Don't you get it?
[06:03] ---
    When a woman puts a chicken on a man's head,
[06:05] ---
    Je t'aime
[06:05] ---
    Je t'aime
[06:06] ---
    it's the ultimate expression of love.
[06:09] ---
    It is? I never knew that.
[06:11] ---
    Now, shout "cock-a-doodle-doo!"
[06:12] ---
    Cock-a-doodle-doo
[06:12] ---
    Cock-a-doodle-doo
[06:12] ---
    Cock-a-doodle-doo
[06:14] ---
    That's the Golden Spell of Love.
[06:16] ---
    V-Very well...
[06:22] ---
    Cock-a-doodle-doo!
[06:22] ---
    Cock-a-doodle-doo!
[06:22] ---
    Cock-a-doodle-doo!
[06:22] ---
    Cock-a-doodle-doo!
[06:24] ---
    I'm done! I'm dying! I'm dying!
[06:26] ---
    Did you see Zaharu's face?
[06:29] ---
    Stop it! I can't breathe!
[06:32] ---
    You're right. We've got
    serious business to do, too.
[06:34] ---
    Hey, Mifuyu.
[06:35] ---
    Zaharu's been bowled over by your charms.
    You can ask him anything now.
[06:39] ---
    I see.
[06:41] ---
    Zaharu. I have a favor to ask.
[06:42] ---
    What is it?
[06:43] ---
    This company has a "shining
    darkness" section, doesn't it?
[06:47] ---
    I'd like to see that.
[06:48] ---
    A "shining darkness" section?
[06:51] ---
    But... I couldn't possibly...
[06:54] ---
    Idiot! Mifuyu's totally into you.
    If you turn her down now, that's it!
[06:59] ---
    Very well.
[07:00] ---
    Come this way, then.
[07:05] ---
    That's it.
[07:06] ---
    Press that button and you're done.
[07:09] ---
    How remarkably simple.
[07:11] ---
    What spell are you making?
[07:15] ---
    A spell to make you leave.
[07:19] ---
    Kuroki-san!
[07:21] ---
    The world I seek to build has no need of you.
[07:25] ---
    Never darken my door again.
[07:29] ---
    I c-can't stop myself!
[07:32] ---
    At last, I hold all the cards.
[07:37] ---
    This is...
[07:39] ---
    the "shining darkness"
    section of Crotter Inc?
[07:41] ---
    Zaharu. Now.
[07:43] ---
    Kiss her like you mean it!
[07:45] ---
    D-Don't be ridiculous!
[07:46] ---
    I'll get her pregnant if I do that!
[07:49] ---
    He thinks kissing leads to
    pregnancy! What a dumbass!
[07:52] ---
    He seriously doesn't know anything!
[07:55] ---
    It's fine.
[07:56] ---
    If you close your eyes and kiss her,
    she'll kiss you right back!
[07:58] ---
    You... Y-You mean it?
[08:01] ---
    Armored cars, combat helicopters,
    heavy armor suits and rocket launchers...
[08:08] ---
    Are those... robot soldiers?
[08:10] ---
    They're developing all that?
[08:13] ---
    Wh-What?
[08:15] ---
    Mifuyu, kiss him! Plant one on him!
[08:18] ---
    Wh-What did you say?!
[08:19] ---
    Kiss him and Zaharu will
    change sides for sure. Now kiss!
[08:22] ---
    Kissy kissy! Kissy kissy!
[08:27] ---
    You know I can't do that!
[08:28] ---
    Oh, uh, s-sorry...
[08:31] ---
    An earpiece?
[08:33] ---
    Who have you been in contact with?
[08:35] ---
    Y-Yoshida.
[08:36] ---
    What?!
[08:37] ---
    Yoshida? What's going on here?
[08:39] ---
    Oh well, cat's out the bag.
[08:41] ---
    But you two are so tone-deaf about
    love, I had to tell you what to do.
[08:45] ---
    So all those bizarre
    instructions you gave me...
[08:48] ---
    Dammit!
[08:50] ---
    It would appear Yoshida
    was teasing both of us.
[08:53] ---
    He made a complete fool of me.
[08:57] ---
    Do you really like me that way?
[09:00] ---
    O-Of course not!
[09:02] ---
    I would never...
[09:05] ---
    I love you.
[09:08] ---
    I've liked you ever since you walked in...
    d-disguised as a reporter.
[09:14] ---
    You think... I'll forgive you because of that?
[09:18] ---
    I know you can never forgive me.
[09:22] ---
    This is getting kind of...
[09:23] ---
    Hey, what's going on?
[09:25] ---
    I'll be honest.
[09:27] ---
    I've always carried out every mission
    given to me, regardless of the danger.
[09:32] ---
    I was fine with the possibility
    of losing my life on a mission.
[09:38] ---
    But... meeting you...
[09:41] ---
    For the first time... I want to live.
[09:46] ---
    It surprised me, too.
[09:48] ---
    I never thought I could feel this way.
[09:51] ---
    I never thought I'd meet someone I'd be so
    frightened of losing, it'd make me tremble.
[09:57] ---
    Zaharu...
[09:59] ---
    You dummy! What are you saying?
[10:00] ---
    Pretend you didn't hear!
[10:11] ---
    She kissed him!
[10:12] ---
    And in a gag anime!
[10:13] ---
    Hey, Zaharu! Don't stick
    your tongue past her teeth!
[10:15] ---
    You'll get her pregnant!
[10:17] ---
    Is this the fabled honey trap?
[10:20] ---
    I fell for you... the moment I saw you, too.
[10:25] ---
    Gentlemen!
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[10:27] ---
    The time for action has come!
[10:30] ---
    We're going to create a more
    just, more orderly world!
[10:36] ---
    Shining Black!
[10:38] ---
    Where's Zaharu?
[10:40] ---
    He said his ex from Shimane was visiting,
[10:40] ---
    Shimane
[10:42] ---
    and he was showing her around.
[10:44] ---
    Shimane?
[10:45] ---
    He's from Romania.
[10:48] ---
    Find him!
[10:50] ---
    Hey, someone's coming!
[10:52] ---
    What?
[10:55] ---
    Zaharu-sama!
[10:56] ---
    What are you doing?
[10:58] ---
    They found them!

E9 - Rage Spell

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[01:00] ---
    Y-You've got it all wrong!
[01:02] ---
    This is just... well...
[01:03] ---
    Zaharu-sama.
[01:04] ---
    Have you forgotten the
    ironclad rule of Shining Black?
[01:07] ---
    No romance!
[01:08] ---
    You're under arrest.
[01:13] ---
    Zaharu-sama has betrayed us! Capture him!
[01:15] ---
    I see. She's using the legendary
    "Chuckin' Nuggets," huh?
[01:16] ---
    Chuckin' Nuggets
[01:16] ---
    Chuckin' Nuggets
[01:18] ---
    What are you talking about?
    We have to go save them!
[01:21] ---
    Don't be ridiculous!
[01:22] ---
    If you go down there, you'll be
    eraser crumbs in two seconds!
[01:24] ---
    Eraser Crumbs
[01:25] ---
    But it's our fault for teasing them!
[01:28] ---
    All right, all right, fine.
[01:30] ---
    Commander. Zaharu-sama has betrayed us.
[01:32] ---
    What?! Zaharu?!
[01:34] ---
    I hear he was embracing his ex from
    Shimane in the underground warehouse.
[01:37] ---
    Embracing his ex?!
[01:39] ---
    Capture him!
[01:40] ---
    Yes, sir!
[01:41] ---
    Shining Black's secret base is... this way, right?
[01:45] ---
    They should list themselves
    in the phone book, like we do.
[01:48] ---
    It wouldn't be very secret then!
[01:50] ---
    Yoshida-san.
[01:51] ---
    What is it, Philip?
[01:52] ---
    Um... Isn't that Iwasa-san,
    the guy who worked for DX Fighter?
[01:57] ---
    So it is.
[01:58] ---
    Iwasa-san!
[01:59] ---
    Ah... Eagle Talon!
[02:02] ---
    Why are you at Crotter?
[02:03] ---
    Well... I... You see...
[02:05] ---
    Chancellor.
[02:06] ---
    Look at Iwasa-san's name.
[02:08] ---
    What? Iwasa Tohei...
[02:08] ---
    Employee ID
[02:08] ---
    Iwasa Tohei
[02:08] ---
    Hard Reboot Division
[02:08] ---
    22 November 2020
[02:08] ---
    Crotter Inc Japan
    Crotter Tower, 2-1-1 Shibuya, Minato Ward
[02:10] ---
    i wa sa to he i
[02:10] ---
    i wa sa to he i
[02:10] ---
    Iwasa Tohei
[02:10] ---
    Iwasa Tohei
[02:11] ---
    Iwa-sa To-hei...
[02:11] ---
    i wa sa to he i
[02:11] ---
    i wa sa to he i
[02:13] ---
    No way!
[02:13] ---
    sa to
[02:13] ---
    sa to
[02:14] ---
    (sugar)
[02:14] ---
    (sugar)
[02:14] ---
    sa to
[02:14] ---
    sa to
[02:14] ---
    sa to
[02:14] ---
    sa to
[02:15] ---
    I'm so sorry!
[02:16] ---
    I am Sugar.
[02:18] ---
    What?!
[02:19] ---
    So the "Sato" was you all along!
[02:21] ---
    We cast Sato Rina as Mifuyu,
    so I figured she'd end up being Sugar.
[02:25] ---
    This is why people say we're too meta!
[02:27] ---
    But why'd you do it?
[02:30] ---
    Well...
[02:31] ---
    I just wanted to be acknowledged.
[02:33] ---
    You wanted to be acknowledged?
[02:36] ---
    When I was a child, my parents abandoned me.
[02:36] ---
    Mama...
[02:36] ---
    Mama?!
[02:40] ---
    At school, I got bullied.
[02:42] ---
    Even my teachers abandoned me.
[02:42] ---
    Bullying? Huh?
    Where's the proof?
[02:42] ---
    Bullying? Huh?
    Where's the proof?
[02:44] ---
    I was alone for so long...
[02:46] ---
    Goodness. I'm sorry to hear that.
[02:49] ---
    Everyone was so mean
    to me in the real world.
[02:53] ---
    I had no friends. The Internet was
    the only place I felt like I belonged.
[02:58] ---
    Nobody knew who I really was on there.
[03:02] ---
    And no matter who I was talking to,
    my anonymity let me talk shit all I wanted.
[03:07] ---
    I've heard of this.
    You were an "Into-net warrior."
[03:08] ---
    This part is
    made of netting
[03:08] ---
    This part is
    made of netting
[03:10] ---
    Then, to become the strongest in
    that world, I learned how to hack,
[03:15] ---
    and by the time I was 17,
    I'd gained a certain notoriety.
[03:21] ---
    It was Kuroki-san who found me then.
[03:26] ---
    Really?
[03:27] ---
    It was the first time
    I'd felt needed by someone.
[03:30] ---
    And I tasted so much success that,
    for the first time, I felt satisfied.
[03:36] ---
    But as the company expanded, he began to
    hire engineers much more talented than me,
[03:40] ---
    We graduated
    from MIT.
    What of it?
[03:43] ---
    and little by little, I got sidelined again...
[03:46] ---
    So you were driven out?
[03:48] ---
    I see. So you threatened
    Crotter Inc to get your revenge?
[03:53] ---
    Of course not! Crotter was
    my dream with Kuroki-san!
[03:57] ---
    Kuroki-san rescued me from the trash
    and acknowledged my existence.
[04:03] ---
    You're in the way!
[04:03] ---
    You're in the way!
[04:04] ---
    But I was weak and foolish...
[04:09] ---
    Don't look so down, Iwasa-san.
[04:11] ---
    We'll ask Kuroki-san to take you back.
[04:13] ---
    No, thank you...
[04:15] ---
    Goodbye.
[04:18] ---
    To think Sugar's true identity
    was that timid young man...
[04:23] ---
    Chancellor, I feel like
    we're forgetting something.
[04:26] ---
    Oh, right! We have to go save them!
[04:33] ---
    Where is Zaharu-sama?
[04:34] ---
    He must be hiding around here somewhere.
[04:36] ---
    Is there any way out of here?
[04:39] ---
    If we can open that hatch,
    we could escape in an armored car.
[04:43] ---
    Then, I'll run to the hatch control panel.
[04:46] ---
    You grab that armored car and stand by.
[04:48] ---
    It won't work. You'll be killed
    before you can reach it.
[04:53] ---
    Spare us! Spare us!
[04:57] ---
    Who are you?
[04:57] ---
    We found them sneaking around in the hallway.
[04:59] ---
    Were not! We were looking for the bathroom!
[05:02] ---
    Liar. No one wanders into a secret facility
    while looking for the bathroom.
[05:06] ---
    They're all distracted by Eagle Talon.
[05:09] ---
    Now's our chance!
[05:10] ---
    What do we do? Contact the commander?
[05:13] ---
    The commander is busy. Let's just kill them.
[05:17] ---
    Wait a minute, please!
[05:18] ---
    Be merciful! Be merciful!
[05:20] ---
    I'll give you a porno mag!
    I'll give you a porno mag!
[05:20] ---
    Porno Mag
[05:20] ---
    Porno Mag
[05:20] ---
    Teehee
[05:21] ---
    Porno Mag
[05:21] ---
    Porno Mag
[05:21] ---
    Teehee
[05:21] ---
    Porno Mag
[05:21] ---
    Porno Mag
[05:21] ---
    Teehee
[05:22] ---
    Porno Mag
[05:22] ---
    Porno Mag
[05:22] ---
    Teehee
[05:28] ---
    Get in!
[05:29] ---
    Zaharu!
[05:30] ---
    Oh, damn. The chancellor's leaking red juice.
[05:32] ---
    It's not red juice, it's blood!
[05:34] ---
    You can't escape!
    Prepare the anti-tank missiles.
[05:41] ---
    Zaharu, they're aiming at
    you with anti-tank missiles.
[05:43] ---
    Don't stop! Floor it!
[05:44] ---
    Got it.
[05:49] ---
    Oh no! It's closing!
[05:52] ---
    Mifuyu's amazing!
[05:58] ---
    Curse them.
[06:00] ---
    Commander. Zaharu-sama escaped.
[06:03] ---
    Curse you, Zaharu!
[06:04] ---
    Should we call off the plan?
[06:06] ---
    Don't be absurd.
[06:07] ---
    We don't need him for this plan.
[06:11] ---
    Gentlemen!
[06:13] ---
    The time for action has come!
[06:16] ---
    We are the gods of death.
[06:18] ---
    The gods of death and justice!
[06:20] ---
    In this suffocating era,
[06:23] ---
    we will send the walking dead of the
    old order to hell where they belong,
[06:28] ---
    and spread our new order
    all over the whole world!
[06:33] ---
    To achieve that end, nothing is off-limits.
[06:39] ---
    Phase one!
[06:41] ---
    Activate the Rage Spell!
[06:47] ---
    Well, that pay is perhaps a little low...
[06:54] ---
    I can't do it for that pay, asshole!
[06:57] ---
    You're creeping me out! Quit looking at me!
[07:00] ---
    Wh-What? I wasn't looking...
[07:03] ---
    You were totally looking, you pervert!
[07:05] ---
    Are you a groper?
[07:06] ---
    Of course not!
[07:07] ---
    You piss me off!
[07:08] ---
    You piss me off more!
[07:09] ---
    I can't look after you anymore.
[07:12] ---
    What's going on with everyone?
[07:14] ---
    Hey, where are you going?
[07:16] ---
    The chancellor needs a hospital or a grave.
[07:18] ---
    Yoshida-kun, can't you at least
    take me to the funeral parlor first?
[07:22] ---
    Take us to NTS HQ.
    There's a medical facility there.
[07:26] ---
    But what will I do? They won't
    let an enemy into NTS HQ.
[07:30] ---
    It's fine. I'll tell them you're my
    boyfriend. It won't be a problem.
[07:32] ---
    It's a big problem!
[07:35] ---
    We're here live at Shibuya Scramble Crossing.
[07:38] ---
    Everyone suddenly flew into a rage.
    There are heated arguments everywhere.
[07:41] ---
    And an angry mob has surrounded
    the prime minister's residence,
[07:45] ---
    screaming their grievances
     at the government!
[07:50] ---
    Another protest, huh?
[07:51] ---
    They'll leave by the last train.
    Just let them shout themselves hoarse.
[07:55] ---
    I just got 1.5 million shitpost
    replies on social media.
[08:00] ---
    Let's ask Crotter to delete them.
[08:02] ---
    Please do.
[08:03] ---
    Prime Minister.
[08:04] ---
    Reiwa!
[08:04] ---
    Reiwa
[08:04] ---
    Reiwa
[08:04] ---
    Oh, it's you, President Kuroki.
[08:06] ---
    The protests won't die down.
[08:08] ---
    On the contrary. They will keep growing.
[08:12] ---
    Why?
[08:13] ---
    Can't you control it via
    social media like usual?
[08:16] ---
    I refuse.
[08:17] ---
    Why?
[08:18] ---
    The situation has changed.
[08:20] ---
    I want you to stay shut up in there for a while.
[08:23] ---
    That's not exactly ideal.
[08:25] ---
    I'll have you arrested.
[08:27] ---
    Feel free to try.
[08:28] ---
    Secretary, call the police or the military,
    and have President Kuroki arrested.
[08:33] ---
    Yes, sir.
[08:34] ---
    Hello? Huh?
[08:36] ---
    Oh, sorry, but who am I speaking to?
[08:38] ---
    A futon store?
[08:38] ---
    What are you doing?
[08:39] ---
    I called the number listed,
    but it was a futon store in Shimane.
[08:43] ---
    Please try again, then.
[08:45] ---
    Hello? What? Please speak Japanese.
[08:48] ---
    What now?
[08:49] ---
    It was a futon store in Myanmar.
[08:51] ---
    Why's it all futon stores?
[08:52] ---
    Did you forget?
[08:54] ---
    Crotter Inc controls Japan's...
[08:56] ---
    No, the world's information infrastructure.
[09:01] ---
    The eyes and ears of the world belong to us.
[09:06] ---
    I can even do this...
[09:08] ---
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    USA Declares War on Japan
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    USA Declares War on Japan
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[09:08] ---
    Breaking News
[09:08] ---
    Breaking News
[09:08] ---
    Breaking news! The American government
    has just declared war on Japan!
[09:14] ---
    Reiwa
[09:15] ---
    We're gonna wipe Japan
    off the face of the Earth!
[09:18] ---
    Reiwa
[09:18] ---
    Reiwa
[09:18] ---
    Reiwa
[09:18] ---
    Why would he declare war on Japan?
[09:21] ---
    Don't worry.
[09:23] ---
    It's a faked video, created by a
    technology known as "deepfake."
[09:27] ---
    Oh... thank goodness.
[09:29] ---
    But I can send all kinds of fake
    videos of you around the world.
[09:34] ---
    Prime Minister says "Look at my tits!"
[09:35] ---
    And the world will believe they're real.
[09:37] ---
    What?!
[09:38] ---
    You'll be put in a situation you won't
    be able to explain your way out of.
[09:44] ---
    Give up and stay put
    until I instruct you otherwise.
[09:50] ---
    I just want to be Cabinet Secretary again...
[10:00] ---
    Exclusive
[10:00] ---
    Yamaneko Deliveries
[10:00] ---
    Updated Shipping Info
[10:00] ---
    New information about your member benefits
[10:00] ---
    Your Crotter receipt
[10:00] ---
    Five instant meal set
[10:00] ---
    A video that will cheer you up!! You can't stay depressed after this! (lol)
[10:00] ---
    You have a new Crotter Login
[10:00] ---
    Exclusive
[10:00] ---
    Five instant meal set
[10:00] ---
    Yamaneko Deliveries
[10:00] ---
    Updated Shipping Info
[10:00] ---
    New information about your member benefits
[10:00] ---
    A video that will really cheer me up?
[10:00] ---
    Your Crotter receipt
[10:09] ---
    The Rage Spell?!
[10:14] ---
    How dare you!
[10:16] ---
    You used me!
[10:18] ---
    Kuroki! I'm not finished yet!
[10:23] ---
    Yeahkuza
[10:24] ---
    Baby Language Spell
[10:24] ---
    Act Like a Dumbass When
    Someone Says "That Way" Spell
[10:24] ---
    Tear Off Your Clothes When
    You Hear a Compliment Spell
[10:24] ---
    Stiff Shoulders Spell
[10:24] ---
    Zombie Spell
[10:24] ---
    Help Spell
[10:27] ---
    Now... time to test this one...
[10:31] ---
    The Zombie Spell!
[10:38] ---
    Die, asshole!
[10:39] ---
    Die yourself!
[10:41] ---
    Whadda you want?
[10:46] ---
    Hey, what's going on?

E10 - Zombie Spell

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[01:03] ---
    You're safe!
[01:04] ---
    Wait, isn't that Zaharu?!
[01:05] ---
    It's all right. He's my boyfriend.
[01:08] ---
    B-B-Boyfriend?!
[01:10] ---
    He's your boyfriend?!
[01:11] ---
    What'd I tell you?
[01:12] ---
    Congratulations!
[01:13] ---
    Oh, wow. They're celebrating?
[01:15] ---
    I have proof that Crotter Inc
    is really Shining Black.
[01:18] ---
    I'm afraid it's too late.
[01:19] ---
    Take a look at the latest
    government announcement.
[01:22] ---
    Government announcement?
[01:25] ---
    The Diet just voted to officially
    disband the Japanese government,
[01:31] ---
    and provisionally hand over
    control of Japan to Shining Black.
[01:36] ---
    Impossible! They're
     disbanding the government?!
[01:39] ---
    No, this is a fake.
[01:41] ---
    A fake?
[01:41] ---
    A deepfake.
[01:43] ---
    A deep kiss?!
[01:43] ---
    He said "deepfake"!
[01:45] ---
    Deepfakes are manipulated
    videos generated using AI.
[01:48] ---
    Some guy talks, and they use AI to
    make him look like the prime minister.
[01:53] ---
    Is that even possible?
[01:54] ---
    We must bring down Kuroki at once!
[01:57] ---
    Kaneko, get all the men and weapons
    you can muster. We're attacking Crotter!
[02:01] ---
    Hang on.
[02:02] ---
    We need to get the Anti-Spell
    generator program too, remember?
[02:05] ---
    That's right.
[02:06] ---
    Ready an assault team and
    a secondary infiltration team.
[02:09] ---
    I'll lead the way.
[02:10] ---
    Understood. Kaneko, you take care of that.
[02:13] ---
    You got it, baby!
[02:15] ---
    Give me a progress report on the Rage Spell.
[02:18] ---
    It has infected 40% of the populace.
[02:20] ---
    Good. Move on to phase two.
[02:22] ---
    Yes, sir.
[02:23] ---
    Kuroki-sama. A strange group
    of people is approaching.
[02:26] ---
    A strange group?
[02:32] ---
    What in the world is that? A mob?
[02:34] ---
    No, they appear too docile to be a mob.
[02:37] ---
    Tell the men to shoot anyone
    who tries to get inside.
[02:41] ---
    Yes, sir.
[02:44] ---
    What do we do?
[02:45] ---
    We have orders to shoot if they try to get in.
[02:49] ---
    What's with these guys?
[02:51] ---
    What do you want?
[02:52] ---
    This is private property!
[02:55] ---
    What's that? I can't understand you!
[03:01] ---
    What's wrong?
[03:04] ---
    What are you doing?!
[03:12] ---
    What's happening?
[03:13] ---
    That strange group made it inside by
    smashing their way through the front door.
[03:16] ---
    Show me the video feed!
[03:19] ---
    What in the world...
[03:21] ---
    Aren't those our soldiers walking with them?
[03:24] ---
    It's a spell.
[03:25] ---
    Anyone who hears it gets infected. Then,
    like with zombies, that person infect others.
[03:29] ---
    Get rid of them!
[03:31] ---
    All right, let's take out those incisors first!
[03:35] ---
    Doc, please tell me why you
    need to take out my incisors!
[03:38] ---
    This doctor's a quack!
[03:40] ---
    Are you in?
[03:41] ---
    Yes, ma'am.
[03:41] ---
    We'll be underneath the
    central control room shortly.
[03:44] ---
    Inform me when you get there.
[03:46] ---
    Yes, ma'am.
[03:52] ---
    Central Control Room
[03:52] ---
    Central Control Room
[03:52] ---
    Central Control Room
[03:52] ---
    Central Control Room
[03:52] ---
    Central Control Room
[03:53] ---
    Central Control Room
[03:53] ---
    Central Control Room
[03:55] ---
    Who in the world cast this spell?
[03:57] ---
    The mob is outside the central control room.
[04:00] ---
    If they get inside, shoot them all!
[04:03] ---
    Even our own men?
[04:04] ---
    All of them!
[04:05] ---
    Something strange is going on up there.
[04:07] ---
    It's as noisy as a family arguing over
    how to spend the 100,000 yen benefit money.
[04:10] ---
    Isn't there some way to
    find out what's happening?
[04:13] ---
    We can open that access panel
    and take a look around.
[04:16] ---
    The moment that door opens, start shooting.
[04:19] ---
    Yes, sir.
[04:20] ---
    Who are these people?
[04:32] ---
    Fire!
[04:35] ---
    What's going on here?
[04:36] ---
    Are they fighting over benefit money?!
[04:37] ---
    Eat ten of these pumice stones.
[04:39] ---
    I don't think that's gonna help!
[04:41] ---
    Kaneko, can you retrieve
    the program in the chaos?
[04:44] ---
    I'll try.
[04:45] ---
    Okay! Leave it to us!
[04:46] ---
    Curse you all!
[04:49] ---
    Isn't that...
[04:50] ---
    Iwasa?
[04:51] ---
    It's Sugar!
[04:52] ---
    Sugar?
[04:53] ---
    Hold still now!
[04:55] ---
    Someone stop this doctor!
[04:57] ---
    Iwasa. How did you neutralize the Go Home Spell?
[05:01] ---
    Easily.
[05:02] ---
    I changed my home address to Crotter Inc.
[05:05] ---
    In other words, this is my home now.
[05:09] ---
    You changed your address?!
[05:11] ---
    I kept one spell up my sleeve, just in case.
[05:16] ---
    The Zombie Spell.
[05:17] ---
    What do you think? Their numbers keep growing.
[05:21] ---
    There it is!
[05:22] ---
    Okay, I'll get it.
[05:23] ---
    It's too dangerous!
[05:24] ---
    We don't have a choice!
[05:25] ---
    Yoshida-san!
[05:27] ---
    You bastard...
[05:28] ---
    What do you want?
[05:30] ---
    I'm sick of trying to earn your approval.
[05:35] ---
    I get it now.
[05:37] ---
    I'm too hopeless to earn anyone's approval.
[05:41] ---
    But that means I don't have to
    approve of this world, either!
[05:45] ---
    Not good!
[05:47] ---
    Die!
[05:50] ---
    The zombie left!
[05:51] ---
    Now!
[05:54] ---
    Damn you!
[05:56] ---
    I won't turn you into a zombie.
[05:59] ---
    This is the Freeze Spell.
[06:01] ---
    It forces your body to go stiff as ice.
[06:04] ---
    But you'll still be able to talk.
[06:09] ---
    Okay. Now to take the program...
[06:12] ---
    Uh, how do I do that?
[06:14] ---
    You're only thinking that now?!
[06:15] ---
    Whaddaya want from me?
    I'm not computer biterate!
[06:18] ---
    It's computer literate.
[06:19] ---
    I'm going over there.
[06:22] ---
    You want to kill me?
[06:24] ---
    Of course not.
[06:26] ---
    I'm going to find out just
    how far the reach of Crotter,
[06:31] ---
    this company you and I
    made together, really is.
[06:35] ---
    Give me the media!
[06:36] ---
    What media?
[06:37] ---
    A USB memory stick or an SD card or whatever!
[06:40] ---
    I don't have it.
[06:41] ---
    What?
[06:42] ---
    Sorry. I have it!
[06:45] ---
    Throw it here!
[06:47] ---
    Wait! I'll catch it!
[06:50] ---
    Now I've done it!
[06:50] ---
    What were you thinking?!
[06:53] ---
    Ah! It's heading for Sugar!
[06:55] ---
    Now, let's begin.
[07:01] ---
    You three!
[07:03] ---
    Sorry to intrude!
[07:03] ---
    Run!
[07:04] ---
    Don't let them escape!
[07:06] ---
    It looks like there are other
    people after the program.
[07:11] ---
    Now, who sent them here?
[07:15] ---
    There they are.
[07:17] ---
    I'll send you a present as well.
[07:22] ---
    What?
[07:23] ---
    Emergency Orders
[07:23] ---
    Emergency Orders
[07:23] ---
    This message has
    an attachment.
[07:24] ---
    Emergency orders?
[07:29] ---
    Chief. We got a message
    labeled "Emergency Orders."
[07:31] ---
    Emergency orders?
[07:33] ---
    Chief, the men are acting strangely!
[07:39] ---
    It's a trap! Nobody open that file!
[07:41] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[07:41] ---
    Zaharu! Where are you now?
[07:42] ---
    We're almost out!
[07:44] ---
    The operation failed. Fall back!
[07:46] ---
    Right!
[07:47] ---
    I don't know how, but I feel much better.
[07:49] ---
    No way!
[07:50] ---
    Move, Chancellor!
[07:51] ---
    Drive!
[07:55] ---
    Suck it!
[07:57] ---
    This will never end now.
[08:00] ---
    I'm unleashing the zombies on the city.
[08:03] ---
    How long will it take to turn
    everyone in Japan into zombies?
[08:06] ---
    Well, Kuroki-san?
[08:09] ---
    Why'd Iwasa-san go back to being Sugar?
[08:12] ---
    He's not his usual self.
[08:14] ---
    The Rage Spell has infected him. I'm sure of it.
[08:17] ---
    What do we do?
[08:18] ---
    We failed to retrieve the
    Anti-Spell generator program.
[08:21] ---
    The NTS is in tatters, too.
[08:22] ---
    We'll have to develop an
    Anti-Spell program ourselves.
[08:25] ---
    But for that, I'll need:
[08:27] ---
    a bronze sword,
[08:28] ---
    the remains of a creature
    from the bottom of the sea,
[08:30] ---
    and katana steel.
[08:31] ---
    You can't substitute
    with stuff we have on hand?
[08:34] ---
    Don't be silly.
[08:35] ---
    If that was possible,
     I'd have done it from the start.
[08:37] ---
    Stuff we have on hand...
[08:39] ---
    All I have is a bronze sword I recovered
    from the Kojindani ruins in Izumo,
[08:43] ---
    a fossil from Tatamigaura in Shibata,
[08:45] ---
    and katana steel from a
    smelting furnace in Yoshida.
[08:52] ---
    What is it?
[08:54] ---
    Yoshida-kun...
[08:55] ---
    What did you just say?
[08:56] ---
    Huh? I said, "Embrace me, Mr. Date-o-gram."
[08:57] ---
    C'mon, you beast!
[08:57] ---
    C'mon, you beast!
[08:57] ---
    Embrace me,
     Mr. Date-o-gram
[08:57] ---
    Embrace me,
     Mr. Date-o-gram
[08:57] ---
    Embrace me,
     Mr. Date-o-gram
[08:58] ---
    No, you didn't!
[09:00] ---
    Did you say you have a bronze
    sword, a fossil, and katana steel?
[09:05] ---
    Everyone from Shimane carries
    that stuff around with them.
[09:07] ---
    Why didn't you say so earlier?!
[09:09] ---
    That stuff will work! In fact, it's perfect!
[09:11] ---
    Oh, really?
[09:12] ---
    It's standard Shimane fashion.
[09:12] ---
    Standard Shimane Fashion
[09:12] ---
    Standard Shimane Fashion
[09:12] ---
    Bronze Sword
[09:12] ---
    Bronze Sword
[09:12] ---
    Katana Steel
[09:12] ---
    Katana Steel
[09:12] ---
    Fossil
[09:12] ---
    Fossil
[09:14] ---
    What's the deal with Shimane fashion?!
[09:16] ---
    Take us to our secret base.
[09:18] ---
    Make the Anti-Spell
    generator program right away.
[09:23] ---
    A Message From Your New Government
[09:25] ---
    Well, hello there, everyone.
[09:28] ---
    This is a message from your new government.
[09:31] ---
    I am your new prime minister, Sugar.
[09:32] ---
    The New Prime Minister, Sugar
[09:32] ---
    The New Prime Minister, Sugar
[09:32] ---
    The New Prime Minister, Sugar
[09:36] ---
    A pleasure to make your acquaintance.
[09:39] ---
    What's this?
[09:40] ---
    What is it?
[09:41] ---
    Aren't these riots just awful?
[09:45] ---
    The new government seeks to
    put an end to them without delay.
[09:52] ---
    That's why I created this Zombie Spell.
[09:56] ---
    I'd like to do an experiment...
[09:59] ---
    to find out just how good the Zombie
    Spell is at quelling the riots in Shibuya.
[10:13] ---
    Look! Sugar turned them all into zombies!
[10:16] ---
    At this rate, everyone'll be a zombie,
    except in Shimane, 'cause it's all old, deaf people!
[10:19] ---
    A rare victory for Shimane!
[10:23] ---
    Incredible!
[10:25] ---
    I quelled the riots instantly!
[10:28] ---
    Too bad they're all zombies now instead, huh?
[10:31] ---
    The spell spreads through sound alone.
[10:34] ---
    You can't tell anyone's a zombie
    just by looking at them.
[10:37] ---
    Your neighbors, your friends...
[10:41] ---
    Even your bosses might be zombies!
[10:44] ---
    You'll have to maintain social
    distance to keep out of audio range,
[10:49] ---
    and wear earplugs to
    stop it from infecting you!
[10:55] ---
    Living-With-Zombies Era
[10:55] ---
    Living-With-Zombies Era
[10:55] ---
    Keep Yourself Safe
[10:55] ---
    Keep Yourself Safe
[10:55] ---
    Keep yourself safe during
    these challenging zombie times!
[10:57] ---
    Living-With-Zombies Era
[10:57] ---
    Living-With-Zombies Era
[10:57] ---
    Keep Yourself Safe
[10:57] ---
    Keep Yourself Safe
[10:58] ---
    Living-With-Zombies Era
[10:58] ---
    Living-With-Zombies Era
[10:58] ---
    Keep Yourself Safe
[10:58] ---
    Keep Yourself Safe

E11 - Showdown

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[01:02] ---
    What's going to happen to us?
[01:05] ---
    I think Dad's home!
[01:06] ---
    Dear! You made it home safe?
[01:13] ---
    Oh? You're heading out now?
[01:23] ---
    Rika-chan! It's not safe!
[01:25] ---
    I'm safe here.
[01:27] ---
    No, you really aren't.
[01:32] ---
    Oh, Mom.
[01:33] ---
    I had something I had to tell you.
[01:35] ---
    What is it?
[01:40] ---
    It's no use.
[01:41] ---
    I can't get through to the
    NTS or the Cabinet Office.
[01:44] ---
    The government is completely paralyzed.
[01:47] ---
    This is the last stronghold standing.
[01:50] ---
    To think that this sad, dirty little
    room would be our last stronghold...
[01:54] ---
    I feel ya, man.
[01:55] ---
    He's ripping on you!
[01:56] ---
    The program is finished!
[01:57] ---
    Great work, Doc!
[01:59] ---
    That's our Doc for ya. He's a total genius!
[02:01] ---
    Create Anti-Spells for the
    Zombie and Rage Spells at once!
[02:04] ---
    I'm afraid it's not that simple.
[02:06] ---
    What now?
[02:07] ---
    I want to make something
    that will nullify all spells,
[02:10] ---
    and protect us from any future spells.
[02:12] ---
    The Ultimate Anti-Spell!
[02:12] ---
    Ultimate
    Anti-Spell
[02:12] ---
    Ultimate
    Anti-Spell
[02:12] ---
    Ultimate
    Anti-Spell
[02:14] ---
    But we need a positive vibes
    rating of one million for that.
[02:17] ---
    One million?!
[02:19] ---
    Just racking up 2–300 was hard enough!
[02:21] ---
    That doesn't seem possible.
[02:23] ---
    Should we escape abroad and regroup?
[02:26] ---
    Won't work.
[02:26] ---
    Zombies of the World
[02:26] ---
    Zombies of the World
[02:27] ---
    It's already spread across the border.
[02:28] ---
    It's only a matter of time before the
    whole world's zombified like Japan.
[02:31] ---
    We're Eagle Talon. We always
    find some way to work things out.
[02:35] ---
    We'll somehow find a way to work this out!
[02:37] ---
    Don't be stupid!
[02:38] ---
    Face reality, man!
[02:40] ---
    Even the strongest armies
    in the world are helpless!
[02:44] ---
    Just apologize to Sugar and
    beg for forgiveness. Okay?
[02:47] ---
    Right, guys?
[02:51] ---
    Is this... really the end of the line?
[02:56] ---
    Hey, I was outside listening.
[02:58] ---
    Ah! It's that horrible creature from before!
[03:01] ---
    Do your dreams of world conquest only
    stand up when it's convenient,
[03:05] ---
    then shrivel like some
    sweaty man's trouser snake?!
[03:07] ---
    Landlady, even for a late night show,
    that expression is kinda...
[03:10] ---
    Look. Everyone goes
    through good times and bad.
[03:13] ---
    But if you sit around and sulk when the
    going gets tough, you'll get nowhere!
[03:18] ---
    When times
    are tough,
    be bold
[03:18] ---
    When times
    are tough,
    be bold
[03:18] ---
    When times are tough, be bold.
[03:21] ---
    When times are good, be cautious!
[03:21] ---
    When times
    are good,
    be cautious!!
[03:21] ---
    When times
    are good,
    be cautious!!
[03:21] ---
    – Landlady
[03:21] ---
    – Landlady
[03:22] ---
    That's the secret to life!
[03:26] ---
    Landlady...
[03:27] ---
    If I'm honest, I always thought all that
    world conquest nonsense was dumb as hell.
[03:31] ---
    You'd probably be better
    off just getting real jobs.
[03:35] ---
    But y'know, when the world's in chaos,
[03:39] ---
    it's only people like you who take a stand!
[03:43] ---
    Because you're not out for money or prestige.
[03:46] ---
    You're too damn earnest!
[03:46] ---
    Da New
     Year Fest!!
[03:46] ---
    Da New
     Year Fest!!
[03:48] ---
    I think God put you on this
    Earth for days like this!
[03:54] ---
    If you guys aren't willing to make a stand...
[03:57] ---
    I can make something else stand.
[03:59] ---
    Quit barfing!
[04:01] ---
    Yeah, that's right.
[04:04] ---
    Terrified of an invisible terror...
[04:06] ---
    All of society hating each other,
    brimming with distrust...
[04:10] ---
    Can we really accept a world like this?
[04:13] ---
    Absolutely not!
[04:16] ---
    The landlady's right.
[04:18] ---
    World conquest doesn't just pop in
    and out whenever it's convenient,
[04:22] ---
    It's not some
    spotted garden
    eel
[04:22] ---
    It's not some
    spotted garden
    eel
[04:22] ---
    – Donichiro
[04:22] ---
    – Donichiro
[04:22] ---
    like some spotted garden eel!
[04:24] ---
    He made the expression safer for work!
[04:26] ---
    If everyone's afraid,
[04:28] ---
    we'll set them at ease!
[04:31] ---
    As long as we don't lose hope,
[04:34] ---
    we can make those good vibes happen!
[04:37] ---
    It's time for a strategy meeting, Eagle Talon!
[04:38] ---
    Eagle Talon
[04:38] ---
    Eagle Talon
[04:38] ---
    Eagle Talon
[04:38] ---
    Eagle Talon
[04:38] ---
    Eagle Talon
[04:38] ---
    Eagle Talon
[04:38] ---
    Eagle Talon
[04:38] ---
    Eagle Talon
[04:38] ---
    Eagle Talon
[04:38] ---
    Eagle Talon
[04:38] ---
    Eagle Talon
[04:38] ---
    Eagle Talon
[04:38] ---
    Eagle Talon
[04:38] ---
    Eagle Talon
[04:38] ---
    Eagle Talon
[04:38] ---
    Eagle Talon
[04:38] ---
    Secret Society
[04:38] ---
    Secret Society
[04:38] ---
    Eagle Talon
[04:38] ---
    Eagle Talon
[04:38] ---
    Eagle Talon
[04:38] ---
    Eagle Talon
[04:38] ---
    Eagle Talon
[04:38] ---
    Eagle Talon
[04:38] ---
    Eagle Talon
[04:38] ---
    Eagle Talon
[04:38] ---
    Eagle Talon
[04:38] ---
    Eagle Talon
[04:38] ---
    Eagle Talon
[04:38] ---
    Eagle Talon
[04:38] ---
    Eagle Talon
[04:38] ---
    Eagle Talon
[04:39] ---
    Prepare the snacks and soft drinks!
[04:42] ---
    Roger!
[04:45] ---
    Let's Work
    Together!!
[04:45] ---
    ____________________
[04:45] ---
    The Plan to Defeat Sugar
[04:45] ---
    Objective: Defeat Sugar
[04:45] ---
    Steps: Guts, Anti-Spell and Tears
[04:45] ---
    
[04:45] ---
    Members: Chancellor, Me, Doctor, Bosatsutoge, Philip,
     Zaharu, Mifuyu, Kaneko, a bunch of dudes, Morita
[04:45] ---
    Meeting Place: Crotter Inc
[04:45] ---
    Snacks: Maximum 2000 yen
[04:45] ---
    

[04:45] ---
    Get to bed
[04:45] ---
    Crotter Inc
[04:45] ---
    Meet
    here
    by 5
[04:46] ---
    We'll split into five teams of three,
[04:48] ---
    rack up as many good vibes
    as we can en route to Crotter,
[04:51] ---
    and meet here at five.
[04:51] ---
    Crotter Inc
[04:51] ---
    Meet
    here
    by 5
[04:55] ---
    Go! Go, you hunk of junk!
[04:57] ---
    Cover your ears!
[04:59] ---
    How do we drive back the zombies?
[05:06] ---
    What is it?
[05:07] ---
    With this.
[05:07] ---
    A birdlime gun.
[05:09] ---
    Use this to seal their mouths.
[05:10] ---
    Go! Get out of the car
    and run over to that building.
[05:14] ---
    Thank you so much!
[05:15] ---
    Yes, thank you so, so much!
[05:18] ---
    250 positive vibes!
[05:20] ---
    How many positive vibes does
    each team have to rack up?
[05:22] ---
    Our target's one million positive vibes,
    so teams will need to bag 200,000 each.
[05:26] ---
    But that's assuming everyone
    makes it to Crotter safely.
[05:30] ---
    The chancellor or someone might
    get zombified right off the bat.
[05:31] ---
    INSTA
[05:31] ---
    INSTA
[05:31] ---
    ZOMBIE
[05:31] ---
    ZOMBIE
[05:33] ---
    And it's possible only one
    team will reach the goal line.
[05:35] ---
    So just bag as much as you can.
[05:36] ---
    Why do you assume I'd be
    the one to get zombified?
[05:39] ---
    Looking at the makeup of the teams,
[05:41] ---
    I'm getting pretty strong death flag vibes
    for the team that's just me and the NTS guys...
[05:41] ---
    Morita
[05:41] ---
    Yoshida
[05:41] ---
    Chancellor
[05:41] ---
    Mifuyu
[05:41] ---
    Zaharu
[05:41] ---
    Doctor
[05:41] ---
    Bosatsu
[05:41] ---
    Philip
[05:41] ---
    Kaneko
[05:46] ---
    Are you?
[05:46] ---
    Well, I'm like one of those extras
    who gets put in just so they can die
[05:47] ---
    Sacrifices to make things more exciting
[05:47] ---
    It was a tough mission...
[05:50] ---
    to make the mission look
     more dangerous, right?
[05:52] ---
    Well, they might surprise us, and kill off
    Mifuyu, Zaharu, and all of Eagle Talon,
[05:56] ---
    leaving you to do the
    final episode on your own.
[05:56] ---
    Since when do
    the protagonists
    die first?
[05:59] ---
    As if!
[05:59] ---
    Well, what do you expect?
    You're a supporting character.
[06:02] ---
    At least think up a way I can
    call you if I end up in danger!
[06:06] ---
    But Sugar has control
    of all electronic devices.
[06:08] ---
    I've prepared for that.
[06:10] ---
    String phones!
[06:11] ---
    Yup, looks like I'm dead meat.
[06:15] ---
    It's no use. The zombie horde's getting bigger!
[06:17] ---
    HQ! HQ, do you read me?
[06:19] ---
    Idiot! Don't use the radio!
[06:31] ---
    Dammit. There's too many of them.
[06:33] ---
    Philip!
[06:34] ---
    Right!
[06:39] ---
    Run away, now!
[06:40] ---
    Thanks! Much appreciated!
[06:42] ---
    280 positive.
[06:46] ---
    Yoshida-kun, I feel like the makeup
    of this team puts us at a disadvantage.
[06:49] ---
    You said it.
[06:50] ---
    I'm a dead man walking, paired up
    with an old wet blanket like you.
[06:54] ---
    It's four o'clock! How many
    positive vibes have we racked up?
[06:57] ---
    Zero so far.
[06:58] ---
    Hm, zero, huh?
[06:59] ---
    I'm wondering if we'll even get a single
    positive vibe, let alone 200,000...
[07:06] ---
    No peeing in the alley
[07:07] ---
    A zombie!
[07:08] ---
    Plug my ears! Plug my ears!
[07:10] ---
    Right!
[07:10] ---
    Why'd you plug my nose?!
[07:12] ---
    Oh, whoops!
[07:14] ---
    Y-Y-Yoshida-kun! Get the zombie!
[07:16] ---
    Take this!
[07:17] ---
    No peeing in the alley
[07:17] ---
    Not his crotch! Aim for the mouth!
[07:19] ---
    I know that!
[07:20] ---
    No peeing in the alley
[07:21] ---
    That's his nipples!
[07:24] ---
    We're surrounded!
[07:25] ---
    Somebody help us!
[07:30] ---
    Are you okay?
[07:31] ---
    Yes, I'm fine...
[07:33] ---
    We saw you fighting those zombies.
[07:36] ---
    We don't have time to
    cower in fear. We'll help you!
[07:39] ---
    Thank...
[07:40] ---
    Thank you so much!
[07:42] ---
    That "thank you" was
    worth 1,000 positive vibes!
[07:47] ---
    Thank you!
[07:48] ---
    Thank you!
[07:49] ---
    Thank you!
[07:50] ---
    Thank you!
[07:51] ---
    Ah, thank you! Thank you!
[07:54] ---
    Is that conspiracy theory true?
[07:55] ---
    What are we gonna do?
[07:56] ---
    Don't spread it! Lock down Tokyo!
[07:56] ---
    What a lot of fools!
[07:56] ---
    Stay out of my prefecture!
[07:57] ---
    Take that, China!
[07:58] ---
    They tell us to lock down but they won't help us! lol
[07:59] ---
    All they do is mouth off without thinking!
[07:59] ---
    I bet earplug resellers are making a mint!
[08:00] ---
    Stay out of my prefecture!
[08:00] ---
    Stay out of my prefecture!
[08:00] ---
    The young people are spreading it!!!
[08:01] ---
    What are we gonna do?
[08:01] ---
    What are we gonna do?
[08:01] ---
    Tokyo, stay the hell away!
[08:02] ---
    Why are humans all such fools, Kuroki-san?
[08:07] ---
    Are you satisfied yet?
[08:09] ---
    Satisfied?
[08:10] ---
    Absolutely not!
[08:12] ---
    I'm loving watching these fools
    trying to outdo each other!
[08:14] ---
    Is that conspiracy theory true?
[08:14] ---
    What are we gonna do?
[08:14] ---
    Stay out of my prefecture!
[08:14] ---
    Don't spread it! Lock down Tokyo!
[08:14] ---
    I bet earplug resellers are making a mint!
[08:14] ---
    They tell us to lock down but they won't help us! lol
[08:14] ---
    The young people are spreading it!!!
[08:14] ---
    Tokyo, stay the hell away!
[08:14] ---
    Just die already
[08:18] ---
    If you don't stop this, the world is doomed.
[08:21] ---
    Who cares?
[08:23] ---
    No matter how good the world gets,
[08:25] ---
    there will be people like these
    guys who never stop complaining.
[08:30] ---
    And that's why you're destroying it?
[08:32] ---
    No. It's destroying itself.
[08:36] ---
    They don't need my help to be afraid,
    to be suspicious, or to complain to others!
[08:41] ---
    They don't realize they're far more
    terrifying than any Zombie Spell.
[08:45] ---
    Garbage! What's so great about being alive?
[08:45] ---
    Don't spread it! Lock down Tokyo!
[08:45] ---
    I bet earplug resellers are making a mint!
[08:45] ---
    The young people are spreading it!!!
[08:45] ---
    Take that, China!
[08:45] ---
    Is that conspiracy theory true?
[08:45] ---
    What are we gonna do?
[08:45] ---
    Stay out of my prefecture!
[08:45] ---
    They tell us to lock down but they won't help us! lol
[08:45] ---
    Just die already
[08:45] ---
    Pathetic
[08:45] ---
    Aren't you embarrassed that you exist?
[08:45] ---
    They're all so stupid!
[08:47] ---
    Don't spread it! Lock down Tokyo!
[08:47] ---
    I was saved! Thank you!
    Keep up the good work!
[08:47] ---
    Don't spread it! Lock down Tokyo!
[08:47] ---
    I bet earplug resellers are making a mint!
[08:47] ---
    The young people are spreading it!!!
[08:47] ---
    Take that, China!
[08:48] ---
    I was saved! Thank you!
    Keep up the good work!
[08:48] ---
    I was saved! Thank you!
    Keep up the good work!
[08:49] ---
    I was saved! Thank you!
    Keep up the good work!
[08:49] ---
    Wh-Who's that? Who's doing this?!
[08:52] ---
    I was saved! Thank you!
    Keep up the good work!
[08:55] ---
    Eagle Talon!
[08:57] ---
    Koizumi?
[08:58] ---
    I see...
[09:00] ---
    They created an Anti-Spell
    generator program!
[09:03] ---
    But I have more than
    just spells in my arsenal!
[09:09] ---
    Thanks for the help.
[09:10] ---
    120 positive...
[09:12] ---
    He didn't seem all that grateful.
[09:14] ---
    Darn it.
[09:14] ---
    Kaneko-san. When this battle is
    over, I'm going to get married—
[09:18] ---
    Don't do it!
[09:19] ---
    Wh-Why not?
[09:20] ---
    Don't you get it?
[09:21] ---
    If you say that in the middle of the
    battle, you'll be the first to die!
[09:22] ---
    Graaaaaah!
[09:22] ---
    I'm getting married
[09:25] ---
    That's absurd.
[09:26] ---
    I'll blast 'em all to smithereens by myself—
[09:29] ---
    Don't say that!
[09:30] ---
    Graaaaaah!
[09:30] ---
    Hah! I'm not afraid!!
[09:30] ---
    People who brag from the outset
    are the first ones to die!
[09:34] ---
    Oh, right.
[09:34] ---
    I'm heading to the bathroom—
[09:36] ---
    Don't do it!
[09:37] ---
    People who split off first
    are the first ones to die—
[09:37] ---
    Graaaaaah!
[09:37] ---
    What a boring party!
[09:43] ---
    Oh no! I'm sorry!
[09:45] ---
    Kaneko-san!
[09:55] ---
    Now!
[09:56] ---
    Heave-ho!
[10:00] ---
    We did it!
[10:02] ---
    Yoshida-kun, why do you
    keep making me the decoy?
[10:04] ---
    Well, we can't make a civilian the decoy, can we?
[10:06] ---
    Yeah, but I'm the slowest and
    weakest guy out of everyone here.
[10:12] ---
    Right. But look at it this way:
[10:14] ---
    Useless
[10:14] ---
    Important
    combatants
[10:14] ---
    You're the most useless one here.
[10:16] ---
    So if the zombies get you,
    it's no skin off our nose.
[10:18] ---
    No effect on competence
[10:18] ---
    No effect on competence
[10:19] ---
    That's mean, Yoshida-kun!
[10:21] ---
    Hey, what are those things?
[10:23] ---
    I remember seeing them
    in Shining Black's hangar.
[10:26] ---
    Yeah. I've got a real bad feeling about this...
[10:37] ---
    Bosatsutoge-kun!
[10:39] ---
    Bosatsutoge-kun!
[10:45] ---
    Philip!
[10:58] ---
    Bosatsutoge!

E12 - Ultimate Anti-Spell

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[01:04] ---
    Zaharu and the others are already there!
[01:05] ---
    Did you get the vibes?
[01:07] ---
    20,000 positive vibes.
[01:08] ---
    Nearly all from the
    chancellor getting his ass saved.
[01:08] ---
    Thank you!!
[01:08] ---
    Thank you!!
[01:08] ---
    Thank you!!
[01:08] ---
    Thank you!
[01:10] ---
    Both NTS teams were taken out.
[01:12] ---
    What about your team, Doc?
[01:14] ---
    They got Bosatsutoge.
[01:15] ---
    What?! Bosatsutoge?!
[01:17] ---
    What about Philip?
[01:18] ---
    Oh, one of Shining Black's battle
    robots flattened him. No big deal.
[01:22] ---
    How is that "no big deal"?!
[01:24] ---
    A ghost!
[01:25] ---
    This remote control
    turns Philip human again.
[01:28] ---
    But we don't have nearly enough good vibes.
[01:30] ---
    What should we do?
[01:33] ---
    What's that sound?
[01:34] ---
    Get down!
[01:39] ---
    Auto soldiers...
[01:40] ---
    Fully autonomous robotic enforcers.
[01:43] ---
    Not good!
[01:46] ---
    Dodge!
[01:48] ---
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[01:48] ---
    Sugar Robot Army
    Causing Destruction in the City
[01:48] ---
    Sugar Robot Army
    Causing Destruction in the City
[01:48] ---
    LIVE
[01:49] ---
    Look at this!
[01:50] ---
    The Eagle Talon group now
    trending on social media
[01:54] ---
    is under missile attack
    from these robot soldiers!
[01:57] ---
    It's like a true sci-fi epic!
[01:59] ---
    Keep fighting, Eagle Talon!
[02:01] ---
    Run, Eagle Talon!
[02:02] ---
    Keep fighting!
[02:05] ---
    Head for that building!
[02:07] ---
    Candid Camera
[02:09] ---
    Where are you going, Eagle Talon?
[02:11] ---
    You're TV shopping at a time like this?
[02:15] ---
    Why'd we run into an electronics store?
[02:17] ---
    In here, they've got everything
    I need to make weapons.
[02:21] ---
    Hurry up and make something, then!
[02:23] ---
    Right, you got it!
[02:26] ---
    They're trapped like rats in there!
[02:29] ---
    Keep fighting, Eagle Talon!
[02:31] ---
    Eagle Talon!
[02:34] ---
    Eagle Talon!
[02:39] ---
    Would you look at that?!
    They're doing an Eagle Talon cheer!
[02:42] ---
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[02:42] ---
    Sugar Robot Army
    Causing Destruction in the City
[02:42] ---
    Sugar Robot Army
    Causing Destruction in the City
[02:42] ---
    LIVE
[02:42] ---
    And their numbers are growing!
[02:46] ---
    Yoshida-kun. They're cheering for us on TV.
[02:50] ---
    So they are.
[02:51] ---
    Our hard work is spreading good
    vibes through the populace...
[02:54] ---
    Hey, wait a minute...
[02:55] ---
    Doc, what's the positive vibe
    value of this Eagle Talon cheer?
[02:59] ---
    330 positive.
[03:01] ---
    Let's collect Eagle Talon cheers
    from all over the Internet!
[03:04] ---
    We can get a million positive vibes that way!
[03:06] ---
    Great idea!
[03:06] ---
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[03:06] ---
    Do the Eagle
     Talon cheer,
    folks!!
[03:07] ---
    We'll make our plea to the TV cameras!
[03:09] ---
    Right. We'll help you.
[03:11] ---
    Leonardo, are the weapons ready?
[03:13] ---
    Yup!
[03:13] ---
    They're good to go!
[03:14] ---
    Hang on...
[03:16] ---
    We have to wear those things?
[03:20] ---
    Bring it on!
[03:21] ---
    A curious pair have come out of the building!
[03:24] ---
    They're fighting with home appliances!
[03:26] ---
    And it looks extremely lame!
[03:31] ---
    Now!
[03:32] ---
    Now a middle-aged man and
    a little boy have exited the building!
[03:34] ---
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[03:34] ---
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    Sugar Robot Army
    Causing Destruction in the City
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    Sugar Robot Army
    Causing Destruction in the City
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    LIVE
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    Wait, what's that?
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    Upload your videos
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    doing the Eagle Talon
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    cheer!!!
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    #EagleTalon
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    Upload! Upload!!
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    "Upload your videos doing
    the Eagle Talon cheer"?
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    What harebrained scheme is this?
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    Sugar...
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    I'm sorry for everything.
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    What... did you just say?
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    I couldn't accept your weakness and your
    warped mind, and so I abandoned you.
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    But that was wrong of me.
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    Forgive me.
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    What is this?
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    The fearsome leader of
    Shining Black... apologizing?
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    Well? Are they all doing the Eagle Talon call?
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    Sure are. Vids of the Eagle Talon
    cheer are coming up one after the other.
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    290... 340... 550 positive vibes.
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    It's working! Get us even more cheers!
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    But... But why?
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    Why do you have to say
    that now of all times?!
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    Why couldn't you have told me that earlier?
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    Dammit!
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    So, uh, social media is
    lighting up with people
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    cheering on Eagle Talon
    with the Eagle Talon call.
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    Social Media News
    Eagle Talon Calls Trending
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    Social Media News
    Eagle Talon Calls Trending
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    Breaking News
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    Breaking News
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    I get it now!
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    They're collecting all the good vibes!
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    I won't let that happen!
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    We're almost there!
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    Curse you, Eagle Talon!
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    Almost there, everyone!
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    We did it!
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    What's wrong?
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    No Network Found
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    We've been cut off from the network.
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    But that means we can't
    send it to a TV station to play it!
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    Phew, thank goodness.
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    I knew you'd never really have
    anything nice to say to me!
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    Very well. An interesting development.
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    Come with me!
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    Zaharu!
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    Is it done? Is the Ultimate Anti-Spell ready?
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    Yeah, it is, but Sugar cut
    our Internet connection.
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    Damn...
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    Can we break out and
    play it to Sugar directly?
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    There'll be no need for that!
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    Sugar!
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    I've created an interesting spell.
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    A spell that turns bodies inside-out!
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    I'm going to turn you inside-out
    for everyone watching on TV.
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    Let's roll.
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    Got it.
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    Well? Who wants to be first
    to be turned inside-out?
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    Or shall I start with you, Kuroki-san?
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    Philip!
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    Kill the man with the speaker on his back!
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    He's trying to make me hear the Anti-Spell!
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    And he's a goner!
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    Oh, you think so?
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    What the...
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    Fire! Fire! Fire!
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    Impossible! Is he invincible?
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    Or wait, is he dead?
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    It's hard to know what's going on, but the
    tattooed man is charging fiercely at them!
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    Go, Philip!
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    Too bad!
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    Your speaker's broken!
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    We didn't need the speaker.
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    Raoh
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    What the...
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    Raoh
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    A Raoh ramen cup?
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    Raoh
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    Raoh
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    Raoh
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    Surely not...
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    You guessed it.
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    Take this!
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    Ultimate Anti-Spell!
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    We did it!
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    They did it!
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    They defeated Sugar!
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    Eagle Talon!
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    TV
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    Eagle Talon!
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    I've done such terrible things...
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    The spell made you do it.
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    But... I did such terrible things!
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    Kuroki-kun, you okay?
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    Koizumi.
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    Well, you got your payback for what happened
    when we were kids. Pleased with yourself?
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    You're still hung up on that?
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    Look, I don't hold a grudge about that at all.
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    Why not?
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    I framed you for something I did.
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    No, I brought it on myself.
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    Brought it on yourself?
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    You were always making fun of me.
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    I was looking for some way to take
    you down. To get my revenge.
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    You tried... to take me down?
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    I found out you liked to go
     behind the temple to smoke.
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    I lay in wait, hoping to catch you in the act.
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    You mean... it wasn't a coincidence?
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    "What goes around comes around," as they say.
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    I might've ended up being framed,
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    but I realized I'd brought it on myself
    through my own petty behavior.
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    From that moment on, I swore I'd never
    hold a grudge against anyone again.
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    I spent my life fearing you would
    someday tell people the truth.
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    I hated my own weakness for framing you,
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    and it led me to hate the
    pettiness and weakness in others.
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    It was that hatred which
    led me to form Shining Black.
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    That goes without saying.
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    But humans by their very nature
    are weak, foolish, and pitiful.
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    That's why we have to use
    brief moments of kindness
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    Is this the
    veterinary
    hospital?!
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    Is this the
    veterinary
    hospital?!
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    Hello!!
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    Hello!!
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    Taxi!!
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    Taxi!!
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    to support and encourage each other.
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    Koizumi.
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    How is it we lived through the same 40 years
    since that day and turned out so different?
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    You're the man...
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    The right man to conquer the world.
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    Iwasa.
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    I'm sorry for everything.
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    Please come back to Crotter.
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    I need you.
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    Kuroki-san...
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    Hey, Mom. How ya doin'?
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    We're doing good, like always.
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    Despite the huge problems Crotter caused,
    they didn't get charged with any crime.
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    Crotter Inc
    Apology
    Press
    Conference
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    Crotter Inc
    Apology
    Press
    Conference
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    The world seems sympathetic
    to Kuroki-san and Iwasa-san.
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    So who was the guy
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    Let's keep up the good work!
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    Eh, what's
    done is done
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    I forgive you!
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    I'm rooting for you!
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    with the crab, anyway?
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    I got carried away, too
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    I'm sorry
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    It was pretty fun,
    so it's OK
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    It's cool, dude
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    All's well that
    ends well
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    The doc said the positive vibes
    from the Ultimate Anti-Spell
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    might have made everyone
    just a little bit kinder.
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    Crotter Inc Apology Press Conference
    Major Scale Back of Business
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    Crotter Inc Apology Press Conference
    Major Scale Back of Business
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    LIVE
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    Kuroki
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    Kuroki
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    Iwasa
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    Iwasa
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    Crotter Inc will sell off
    the majority of its business
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    and rebuild as a tech company
    devoted to social welfare.
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    TV
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    I'm glad to see Kuroki-san and
    Iwasa-san getting along now.
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    I'm sure they're going to grow out
    their company again together.
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    Crotter Inc Apology Press Conference
    Major Scale Back of Business
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    Crotter Inc Apology Press Conference
    Major Scale Back of Business
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    LIVE
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    Amazing people are amazing
    at everything they do.
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    How is it you two lived the same 40 years
     and turned out so different, Chancellor?
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    TV
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    Hey, now! I'm just getting
    started, Yoshida-kun.
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    Just you watch.
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    Next year, for sure, I will conquer the world.
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    Mom. Have a happy new year.
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    Cock-a-doodle-doo.
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    EAGLE TALON