E8 - Odorless Body Soap! / Three-Minute Revive

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[00:06] Reiji
    Okay, all done.
[00:09] Reiji
    I finished the substitute
    Noela, full body edition.
[00:13] Mina
    Oh, it looks just like Ms. Noela!
[00:17] Reiji
    Exactly. I thought our part-timer
    could make do with this.
[00:22] Reiji
    Expecting Noela to put up with him
    every time he's here would be rough.
[00:28] Both
    Wel...come...
[00:31] Reiji
    Hey, it's the Valgas's butler, uh...
[00:34] Rayne
    It's Rayne. Pardon me.
[00:37] Reiji
    Can we help you with something today?
[00:38] Rayne
    Yes. Mr. Reiji, my master
    would like to see you.
[00:43] Reiji
    Your master?
[00:46] Reiji
    You mean Elaine's father?
[00:48] Neola
    Woof?
[00:55] ---
    Drugstore
[00:55] ---
    In Another World
[02:20] Casty
    Thank you for helping my wife the other day.
SIGN    Today's Prescription: Part 1
    Odorless Body Soap!
[02:25] Casty
    Because of you, everyone at the
    dinner party was talking about her.
[02:25] Sign
    Casty 
    Fen 
    Dran
    Valgas
[02:29] Casty
    Elaine was able to get some work
    experience at your store... as well.
[02:32] Casty
    I'm truly grateful to you.
[02:35] Reiji
    Uh, sure... So, what can I do for you today?
[02:42] Casty
    About that...
[02:44] Casty
    Recently, my daughter Elaine
    has begun avoiding me.
[02:48] Reiji
    Avoiding you?
[02:50] Casty
    Don't play dumb!
[02:51] Reiji
    Huh?
[02:51] Casty
    I know what you're up to!
[02:53] Reiji
    What?!
[02:54] Casty
    If you want my daughter,
    you'll have to defeat me first!
[02:58] Reiji
    Why would I need to do that?!
[03:00] Casty
    How dare you use such underhanded
    psychological attacks against me,
[03:04] Casty
    your most difficult opponent?!
[03:06] Reiji
    It's not like that!
[03:07] Reiji
    Ms. Elaine's behavior is most
    likely caused by puberty.
[03:13] Casty
    Puberty?
[03:16] Reiji
    I've heard that girls going through puberty
[03:19] Reiji
    tend to develop a temporary dislike
    of their fathers based on their gender.
[03:25] Casty
    But my daughter used to adore me!
[03:30] (Flashback) Elaine
    Daddy, I love you!
[03:34] (Flashback) Elaine
    I'm gonna marry you someday, Daddy!
[03:39] (Flashback) Casty
    Are you, now?
[03:40] Casty
    She used to say that to me!
[03:42] Reiji
    Even so!
[03:44] Reiji
    Adolescent girls from every
    world go through a period
[03:47] Reiji
    when they don't want to mix up
    their laundry with their father's.
[03:52] Casty
    Laundry? Come to think
    of it, the other day...
[03:56] (Flashback) Casty
    Elaine, I'm coming in.
[03:59] (Flashback) Elaine
    Okay. What is it, Father?
[04:03] (Flashback) Casty
    This was mixed in with my laundry.
[04:17] (Flashback) Casty
    H-Huh?
[04:19] Casty
    Elaine looked at me as though I were garbage.
[04:23] Reiji
    Yeah, I'm sure she did.
[04:24] Casty
    But Elaine is still too young
    for that type of underwear.
[04:28] Casty
    Huh?
[04:28] Casty
    Who does she intend to show it off to?
[04:30] Casty
    Dunno...
[04:30] Casty
    It's disgraceful, truly disgraceful.
[04:33] Reiji
    Did you tell her that?
[04:35] Casty
    Of course!
[04:35] Reiji
    That's the worst thing you could've done!
[04:38] Casty
    What? Really?
[04:40] Reiji
    She'll think you see her as
    more than just your daughter.
[04:44] Casty
    But I'm just worried about her.
[04:47] Reiji
    Even so!
[04:48] Reiji
    Her father is her father.
[04:51] Reiji
    She doesn't want to see an ounce
    of the opposite sex in him.
[04:54] Casty
    Does this mean my daughter hates me now?
[04:57] Elaine
    Mr. Reiji.
[04:59] Reiji
    Oh, Elaine.
[05:01] Elaine
    I heard from our butler that you were here.
[05:05] Elaine
    What did you invite
    Mr. Reiji here to discuss?
[05:11] Casty
    Well, uh...
[05:12] Elaine
    I think I have an idea.
[05:15] Elaine
    Mr. Reiji, rather than spending
    time with my dirty father...
[05:19] Casty
    D-Dirty?!
[05:20] Elaine
    Let's go to my room where we
    can have a nice chat together.
[05:23] Reiji
    But—
[05:24] Elaine
    Hurry, this way.
[05:26] Casty
    Elaine, wait!
[05:30] Casty
    Elaine...
[05:34] Reiji
    You know, you didn't have to put it that way.
[05:37] Reiji
    Your dad's probably crying right now.
[05:40] Elaine
    Yes, but...
[05:42] Reiji
    Your dad has his faults, but it's
    not as if you hate him, right?
[05:47] Elaine
    Well, of course.
[05:49] Reiji
    Then let's go apologize to him later, okay?
[05:56] Reiji
    Elaine seems to be aware that
    she spoke harshly to her father.
[06:00] Reiji
    I wish there was something
    I could do to get them to reconcile.
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
[06:06] Noela
    Master! The botanical deodorant!
[06:10] Reiji
    Thanks, Noela.
[06:11] Noela
    Woof.
[06:12] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, what are you going to
    do with that botanical deodorant?
[06:17] Reiji
    I was wondering if I could tweak it a little.
[06:21] Reiji
    By the way, why are you carrying
    around the substitute Noela?
[06:25] Mina
    I tried applying some charm fragrance
    to it so that it would smell nice.
[06:29] Mina
    I'm sure Mr. Ejil would've preferred
    for it to smell like Ms. Noela, though.
[06:34] Reiji
    You think he'd prefer Noela's smell?
[06:37] Reiji
    I see! That's it!
[06:39] Reiji
    I can do that!
[07:02] Reiji
    It's done!
SIGN    The Next Day
[07:05] Reiji
    Sir,
[07:07] Reiji
    using this medicine may resolve
    your problem with Ms. Elaine.
[07:14] Sign
    Odorless
    Body
    Soap
[07:14] Narration
    Odorless Body Soap.
[07:16] Narration
    Removes the smell of sweat and
    other odors. Also disinfects.
[07:21] Casty
    I see. You're saying that if I just
    use this, Elaine will love me again?
[07:27] Reiji
    I wouldn't go that far.
[07:32] Reiji
    What do you think?
[07:33] Reiji
    Smells nice, doesn't it?
[07:37] Casty
    It's a good, simple smell.
[07:40] Reiji
    Take my word for it and give it a try.
[07:43] Casty
    I hate blindly trusting people.
[07:46] Reiji
    Then what will you do?
[07:48] Reiji
    At this rate, your relationship
    will continue to get worse.
[07:52] Reiji
    Your daughter may never make eye contact
    with you again, much less speak to—
[07:56] Casty
    I'll definitely use this!
[07:57] Casty
    Someone prepare a bath!
SIGN    Bathing In Progress
[08:04] Reiji
    Huh? That's odd.
[08:06] Reiji
    He turned handsome?!
[08:09] Casty
    Your medicine is perfect.
[08:11] Casty
    Well? What do you think of this
    rejuvenated version of me?
[08:14] Reiji
    His voice, tone, and
    personality have changed, too!
[08:17] Casty
    Perhaps Elaine won't dislike me now.
[08:20] Reiji
    Uh, I don't know about that.
[08:23] Reiji
    I have a feeling Elaine will hate this, too.
[08:28] Elain
    Father, what do you—
[08:31] Casty
    Elaine!
[08:32] Elaine
    Who is this man?!
[08:34] Reiji
    Hey!
[08:37] Reiji
    What are you doing?!
[08:38] Casty
    Alchemist, why are you stopping me?
[08:41] Reiji
    Of course I'm stopping you!
    You can't just suddenly hug her!
[08:44] Reiji
    You scared Ms. Elaine! Are you okay?
[08:47] Elaine
    Mr. Reiji...
[08:49] Casty
    Get away from my daughter, alchemist!
[08:52] Elaine
    Daughter? Wait, is that you, Father?
[08:55] Casty
    That's right, Elaine. It is I!
[08:59] Reiji
    Why is he speaking like that
    and striking that pose?
[09:01] Reiji
    Do I have to play along here?
[09:05] Reiji
    Might as well.
[09:09] Reiji
    Your daughter is mine, Casty!
[09:13] Casty
    Bastard, you've revealed your true colors!
[09:17] Reiji
    You just now noticed?
[09:18] Reiji
    By ensnaring your daughter and
    marrying her, I'll become nobility.
[09:24] Elaine
    Marry?
[09:26] Elaine
    Which means we'll be husband
    and wife? I'm delighted!
[09:29] Reiji
    Hey, I'm the bad guy here!
    Don't make goo-goo eyes at me!
[09:32] Elaine
    What are you doing?!
[09:35] Casty
    You deserve to die for
    toying with my daughter!
[09:38] Elaine
    I won't allow you to hurt Mr. Reiji.
[09:43] Reiji
    Don't side with me! You're ruining the plan!
[09:46] Elaine
    Everything is going according to my plan.
[09:49] Elaine
    If my father won't approve of us,
    then we'll have to elope!
[09:53] Reiji
    Please shut up!
[09:55] Reiji
    Hey, Casty!
[09:57] Reiji
    Your daughter hates you, right?
[09:59] Reiji
    She called you a smelly, creepy old pervert.
[10:03] Casty
    She didn't say all that!
[10:04] Elaine
    He's right.
[10:05] Reiji
    Wouldn't you prefer if your daughter
    were gone? I'll take her instead.
[10:11] Casty
    I've never wished Elaine was gone!
[10:17] Elaine
    Father...
[10:19] Casty
    I've loved her since the moment
    she was born! She's my child!
[10:22] Casty
    That doesn't mean it didn't hurt
    when she began avoiding me.
[10:26] Casty
    But so what?!
[10:29] Casty
    I trust that Elaine's dislike
    for me is temporary.
[10:35] Casty
    No matter what, I will
    always be on Elaine's side.
[10:41] Casty
    I love you, Elaine.
[10:46] Elaine
    Father!
[10:54] Elaine
    I'm sorry. I was so cruel to you, Father.
[11:09] Elaine
    Father, this pleasant smell...
[11:13] Elaine
    This is the same perfume I use.
[11:16] Elaine
    Mr. Reiji... Huh?
[11:21] Elaine
    Mr. Reiji?
[11:24] Reiji
    Two days later, I received
    a letter from the lord,
[11:28] Reiji
    thanking me and telling me that
    I couldn't have his daughter.
[11:34] Reiji
    I replied that I was acting the other day
[11:36] Reiji
    and not to worry because I had no intention
    of taking his daughter from him.
[11:49] Elaine
    I wish he hadn't been acting.
[12:00] Mina
    Mr. Reiji?
[12:02] Reiji
    Sorry, did I wake you?
[12:05] Reiji
    I made lunch. Can you eat?
[12:08] Mina
    Yes.
[12:10] Reiji
    Anyway, you don't often get fevers.
    After all, you're a ghost.
SIGN    Today's Prescription: Part 2
    Three-Minute Revive
[12:16] Mina
    I know.
[12:17] Reiji
    I'll leave your lunch here, okay?
[12:21] Mina
    C-Could you feed it to me, please?
[12:24] Reiji
    What? You don't think you can feed yourself?
[12:26] Mina
    It's not that. It's just that times like
    these make me want to be spoiled, so...
[12:40] Reiji
    How is it? I'm not too
    confident in my cooking.
[12:43] Mina
    It's good. It's seasoned just right.
[12:47] Reiji
    Oh, good.
[12:50] Reiji
    Here.
[12:56] Reiji
    What is it?
[12:58] Mina
    This was my room a long time ago.
[13:03] Reiji
    What?
[13:03] Mina
    I stared at this ceiling for so
    long that I got sick of seeing it.
[13:08] Mina
    It hasn't changed at all.
[13:11] Reiji
    Come to think of it, Mina mentioned
    being sickly while she was alive.
[13:16] Mina
    My mother always took care
    of me when I was sick.
[13:21] Mina
    I caused so much trouble for her.
[13:24] Mina
    Ultimately, I died first from an illness.
[13:36] Reiji
    It's okay. Nobody thinks
    you're causing trouble.
[13:40] Mina
    I was a nuisance.
[13:43] Mina
    I made my entire family unhappy.
[13:48] Reiji
    You should rest for now.
[13:51] Micott
    What? The boss isn't here? Too bad.
[13:55] Ejil
    How dare you take that attitude toward me?!
[13:58] Ejil
    Do you know you're speaking
    to Garo Ejil the Demon King?
[14:01] Micott
    What's that? Is it a tasty food?
[14:03] Ejil
    What?!
[14:04] Noela
    Micott.
[14:06] ---
    Woof.
[14:06] Micott
    Thanks, Noela. See you later.
[14:09] Micott
    Say "hi" to the boss for me.
[14:11] Noela
    Woof.
[14:12] Ejil
    Hmph, what a bunch of rude customers.
[14:18] Ejil
    Master.
[14:19] Noela
    Master, how's Mina?
[14:21] Reiji
    She's sleeping soundly right now.
[14:23] Noela
    Will she get better?
[14:24] Reiji
    Her cold will, but she has
    a more fundamental problem.
[14:29] Noela
    Woof?
[14:30] Reiji
    Ejil, I want you to gather
    the ingredients listed here.
[14:35] Reiji
    If you do, you can pet Noela's tail.
[14:39] Reiji
    Not the substitute Noela, either.
[14:41] Reiji
    The real one.
[14:43] Ejil
    The r-real... fluff...
[14:46] Ejil
    I'm going to pet Ms. Noela!
[14:50] Noela
    Woof?
[14:50] Reiji
    All right. Noela, could you
    help me with something?
[14:53] Noela
    Woof.
[14:57] Reiji
    Hup. Down here, Noela.
[15:01] Noela
    Woof.
[15:04] Reiji
    Mina's family lived in this
    house a hundred years ago.
[15:10] Reiji
    And this was Mina's mother's room.
[15:14] Reiji
    I'm sure we'll find something useful in here.
[15:19] Reiji
    What's this?
[15:20] Noela
    Woof?
[15:22] Noela
    The writing has faded.
[15:25] Reiji
    Yeah, but some of it is legible.
[15:29] Reiji
    It was Mina's mother's journal.
[15:32] Ejil
    Master! I got everything!
[15:35] Noela
    Woof. He's back.
[15:37] Reiji
    That was quick! Such is the
    power of ulterior motives.
[15:41] Reiji
    Okay, it's all here.
[15:44] Reiji
    Thanks for the help, Ejil.
[15:45] Ejil
    You're welcome.
[15:46] Ejil
    Anyway, our promise...
[15:50] Reiji
    Oh, right. I'm not sure Noela
    will allow it, though.
[15:54] Noela
    My tail? No way.
[15:57] Ejil
    Huh?
[15:57] ---
    Woof!
[16:09] Reiji
    It's done!
SIGN    Three-Minute Revive
[16:11] Narration
    Three-Minute Revive.
[16:14] Mina
    Three-Minute Revive?
[16:16] Reiji
    Yeah. By sprinkling a few drops
    of that medicine on this,
[16:20] Reiji
    we can bring your mother back
    for just three minutes. Here.
[16:24] Mina
    What's this?
[16:26] Reiji
    I'm pretty sure it's your mother's journal.
[16:35] Mina
    This is definitely my mother's handwriting.
[16:37] Mina
    But most of it is illegible.
[16:41] Reiji
    It's up to you if you want
    to use the medicine or not.
[16:46] Mina
    I'll use it.
[16:49] Reiji
    Are you sure?
[16:50] Mina
    Yes. I want to know what my mother thought.
[16:54] Mina
    It's been a hundred years since then,
[16:57] Mina
    but I believe I must accept it,
    no matter how she felt.
[17:03] Reiji
    Got it. Like I said, sprinkle
    that medicine on the journal.
[17:08] Reiji
    I'll be in the other room.
[17:13] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, could you...
[17:17] Mina
    Could you hold my hand?
[17:21] Reiji
    Okay, got it.
[17:48] Mother
    Why?
[17:50] Mother
    I thought she was cured, but she's
    sick with something else now.
[17:53] Mother
    We don't have any money left to buy medicine.
[17:59] Mina
    I'm sorry.
[18:00] Mother
    My husband leaves taking care
    of our daughter entirely to me.
[18:04] Mother
    Why do I have to do everything?
[18:07] Mina
    She's right. I was stuck in bed
    while my mother was by my side.
[18:14] Mina
    Taking care of me must've been difficult.
[18:17] Mina
    I'm really sorry.
[18:19] Mother
    Why?
[18:21] Mother
    Why won't she get better?
[18:22] Mina
    Don't ask me!
[18:24] Mina
    I wasn't sick because I wanted to be!
[18:26] Mother
    Why don't the medicines work?
[18:28] Mina
    I don't know!
[18:30] Mother
    The doctor said he doesn't know, either.
[18:32] Mother
    I don't know what to do anymore.
[18:36] Mina
    That's why I died first!
[18:39] Mina
    Isn't that what you preferred, Mother?
[18:42] Mina
    I couldn't bother anyone once I was dead!
[18:47] Mother
    Why, Mina? Why did you have to die before me?
[18:53] Mother
    You should have so much
    happiness waiting for you,
[18:58] Mother
    but ultimately, I couldn't make you happy.
[19:02] Mina
    Huh?
[19:03] Mother
    This was harder on you than
    anyone else, wasn't it, Mina?
[19:09] Mina
    Mother...
[19:12] Mother
    I think I was happy because I had you, Mina.
[19:17] Mina
    Liar.
[19:18] Mother
    After all, now that you're
    gone, I miss you so much.
[19:25] Mother
    If you had found a boyfriend and married
    him, I was going to give you that brooch.
[19:33] Mina
    The brooch?
[19:38] Mother
    My mother gave it to me when I got married.
[19:42] Mother
    Apparently my grandmother gave it to her.
[19:47] Mother
    That's when my mother told me
    the meaning of that brooch.
[19:52] Mina
    Its meaning?
[19:54] Mother
    "I hope you find happiness."
[20:12] Mina
    Mother... Mother...
[20:16] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, thank you.
[20:21] ---
    It's okay.
[20:23] Reiji
    I'm glad you got to see your mom.
[20:27] Mina
    Me, too.
[20:30] Mina
    Mother, I am happy.
[20:37] Reiji
    When I first met Mina in this house
    that had been empty for years...
[20:47] (Flashback) Reiji
    A g-ghost?!
[20:49] (Flashback) Mina
    I'm not a ghost. I used to
    live here a hundred years ago.
[20:55] (Flashback) Reiji
    Th-That's what you call a ghost!
[20:57] (Flashback) Mina
    I'm not a ghost. I watch over the residents
    of this house from the ceiling.
[21:05] (Flashback) Mina
    I'm what you'd call the
    guardian spirit of the house.
[21:08] (Flashback) Reiji
    Guardian spirit?
[21:09] (Flashback) Mina
    But for some reason, everyone runs away
    when they make eye contact with me.
[21:14] (Flashback) Reiji
    I bet they do.
[21:16] (Flashback) Mina
    I just have one wish:
[21:19] (Flashback) Mina
    for everyone who lives
    here to have a happy life.
[21:23] (Flashback) Reiji
    A happy life?
[21:26] (Flashback) Mina
    Yes. That alone is enough to satisfy me.
[21:34] Reiji
    Mina's mother, your feelings
    reached your daughter.
SIGN    Closing Time
[21:50] Mina
    Thank you. See you later.
[22:00] Sign
    Next Customer
SIGN    Illustration by: Nanohanakohina