# E8 - Odorless Body Soap! / Three-Minute Revive
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**[00:06] Reiji**
Okay, all done.
**[00:09] Reiji**
I finished the substitute
Noela, full body edition.
**[00:13] Mina**
Oh, it looks just like Ms. Noela!
**[00:17] Reiji**
Exactly. I thought our part-timer
could make do with this.
**[00:22] Reiji**
Expecting Noela to put up with him
every time he's here would be rough.
**[00:28] Both**
Wel...come...
**[00:31] Reiji**
Hey, it's the Valgas's butler, uh...
**[00:34] Rayne**
It's Rayne. Pardon me.
**[00:37] Reiji**
Can we help you with something today?
**[00:38] Rayne**
Yes. Mr. Reiji, my master
would like to see you.
**[00:43] Reiji**
Your master?
**[00:46] Reiji**
You mean Elaine's father?
**[00:48] Neola**
Woof?
**[00:55] ---**
Drugstore
**[00:55] ---**
In Another World
**[02:20] Casty**
Thank you for helping my wife the other day.
***SIGN*** Today's Prescription: Part 1
Odorless Body Soap!
**[02:25] Casty**
Because of you, everyone at the
dinner party was talking about her.
**[02:25] Sign**
Casty
Fen
Dran
Valgas
**[02:29] Casty**
Elaine was able to get some work
experience at your store... as well.
**[02:32] Casty**
I'm truly grateful to you.
**[02:35] Reiji**
Uh, sure... So, what can I do for you today?
**[02:42] Casty**
About that...
**[02:44] Casty**
Recently, my daughter Elaine
has begun avoiding me.
**[02:48] Reiji**
Avoiding you?
**[02:50] Casty**
Don't play dumb!
**[02:51] Reiji**
Huh?
**[02:51] Casty**
I know what you're up to!
**[02:53] Reiji**
What?!
**[02:54] Casty**
If you want my daughter,
you'll have to defeat me first!
**[02:58] Reiji**
Why would I need to do that?!
**[03:00] Casty**
How dare you use such underhanded
psychological attacks against me,
**[03:04] Casty**
your most difficult opponent?!
**[03:06] Reiji**
It's not like that!
**[03:07] Reiji**
Ms. Elaine's behavior is most
likely caused by puberty.
**[03:13] Casty**
Puberty?
**[03:16] Reiji**
I've heard that girls going through puberty
**[03:19] Reiji**
tend to develop a temporary dislike
of their fathers based on their gender.
**[03:25] Casty**
But my daughter used to adore me!
**[03:30] (Flashback) Elaine**
Daddy, I love you!
**[03:34] (Flashback) Elaine**
I'm gonna marry you someday, Daddy!
**[03:39] (Flashback) Casty**
Are you, now?
**[03:40] Casty**
She used to say that to me!
**[03:42] Reiji**
Even so!
**[03:44] Reiji**
Adolescent girls from every
world go through a period
**[03:47] Reiji**
when they don't want to mix up
their laundry with their father's.
**[03:52] Casty**
Laundry? Come to think
of it, the other day...
**[03:56] (Flashback) Casty**
Elaine, I'm coming in.
**[03:59] (Flashback) Elaine**
Okay. What is it, Father?
**[04:03] (Flashback) Casty**
This was mixed in with my laundry.
**[04:17] (Flashback) Casty**
H-Huh?
**[04:19] Casty**
Elaine looked at me as though I were garbage.
**[04:23] Reiji**
Yeah, I'm sure she did.
**[04:24] Casty**
But Elaine is still too young
for that type of underwear.
**[04:28] Casty**
Huh?
**[04:28] Casty**
Who does she intend to show it off to?
**[04:30] Casty**
Dunno...
**[04:30] Casty**
It's disgraceful, truly disgraceful.
**[04:33] Reiji**
Did you tell her that?
**[04:35] Casty**
Of course!
**[04:35] Reiji**
That's the worst thing you could've done!
**[04:38] Casty**
What? Really?
**[04:40] Reiji**
She'll think you see her as
more than just your daughter.
**[04:44] Casty**
But I'm just worried about her.
**[04:47] Reiji**
Even so!
**[04:48] Reiji**
Her father is her father.
**[04:51] Reiji**
She doesn't want to see an ounce
of the opposite sex in him.
**[04:54] Casty**
Does this mean my daughter hates me now?
**[04:57] Elaine**
Mr. Reiji.
**[04:59] Reiji**
Oh, Elaine.
**[05:01] Elaine**
I heard from our butler that you were here.
**[05:05] Elaine**
What did you invite
Mr. Reiji here to discuss?
**[05:11] Casty**
Well, uh...
**[05:12] Elaine**
I think I have an idea.
**[05:15] Elaine**
Mr. Reiji, rather than spending
time with my dirty father...
**[05:19] Casty**
D-Dirty?!
**[05:20] Elaine**
Let's go to my room where we
can have a nice chat together.
**[05:23] Reiji**
But—
**[05:24] Elaine**
Hurry, this way.
**[05:26] Casty**
Elaine, wait!
**[05:30] Casty**
Elaine...
**[05:34] Reiji**
You know, you didn't have to put it that way.
**[05:37] Reiji**
Your dad's probably crying right now.
**[05:40] Elaine**
Yes, but...
**[05:42] Reiji**
Your dad has his faults, but it's
not as if you hate him, right?
**[05:47] Elaine**
Well, of course.
**[05:49] Reiji**
Then let's go apologize to him later, okay?
**[05:56] Reiji**
* Elaine seems to be aware that*
* she spoke harshly to her father.*
**[06:00] Reiji**
* I wish there was something*
* I could do to get them to reconcile.*
***SIGN*** Kirio Drugstore
**[06:06] Noela**
Master! The botanical deodorant!
**[06:10] Reiji**
Thanks, Noela.
**[06:11] Noela**
Woof.
**[06:12] Mina**
Mr. Reiji, what are you going to
do with that botanical deodorant?
**[06:17] Reiji**
I was wondering if I could tweak it a little.
**[06:21] Reiji**
By the way, why are you carrying
around the substitute Noela?
**[06:25] Mina**
I tried applying some charm fragrance
to it so that it would smell nice.
**[06:29] Mina**
I'm sure Mr. Ejil would've preferred
for it to smell like Ms. Noela, though.
**[06:34] Reiji**
You think he'd prefer Noela's smell?
**[06:37] Reiji**
I see! That's it!
**[06:39] Reiji**
I can do that!
**[07:02] Reiji**
It's done!
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[07:05] Reiji**
Sir,
**[07:07] Reiji**
using this medicine may resolve
your problem with Ms. Elaine.
**[07:14] Sign**
Odorless
Body
Soap
**[07:14] Narration**
*Odorless Body Soap.*
**[07:16] Narration**
* Removes the smell of sweat and*
* other odors. Also disinfects.*
**[07:21] Casty**
I see. You're saying that if I just
use this, Elaine will love me again?
**[07:27] Reiji**
I wouldn't go that far.
**[07:32] Reiji**
What do you think?
**[07:33] Reiji**
Smells nice, doesn't it?
**[07:37] Casty**
It's a good, simple smell.
**[07:40] Reiji**
Take my word for it and give it a try.
**[07:43] Casty**
I hate blindly trusting people.
**[07:46] Reiji**
Then what will you do?
**[07:48] Reiji**
At this rate, your relationship
will continue to get worse.
**[07:52] Reiji**
Your daughter may never make eye contact
with you again, much less speak to—
**[07:56] Casty**
I'll definitely use this!
**[07:57] Casty**
Someone prepare a bath!
***SIGN*** Bathing In Progress
**[08:04] Reiji**
Huh? That's odd.
**[08:06] Reiji**
He turned handsome?!
**[08:09] Casty**
Your medicine is perfect.
**[08:11] Casty**
Well? What do you think of this
rejuvenated version of me?
**[08:14] Reiji**
His voice, tone, and
personality have changed, too!
**[08:17] Casty**
Perhaps Elaine won't dislike me now.
**[08:20] Reiji**
Uh, I don't know about that.
**[08:23] Reiji**
*I have a feeling Elaine will hate this, too.*
**[08:28] Elain**
Father, what do you—
**[08:31] Casty**
Elaine!
**[08:32] Elaine**
Who is this man?!
**[08:34] Reiji**
Hey!
**[08:37] Reiji**
What are you doing?!
**[08:38] Casty**
Alchemist, why are you stopping me?
**[08:41] Reiji**
Of course I'm stopping you!
You can't just suddenly hug her!
**[08:44] Reiji**
You scared Ms. Elaine! Are you okay?
**[08:47] Elaine**
Mr. Reiji...
**[08:49] Casty**
Get away from my daughter, alchemist!
**[08:52] Elaine**
Daughter? Wait, is that you, Father?
**[08:55] Casty**
That's right, Elaine. It is I!
**[08:59] Reiji**
Why is he speaking like that
and striking that pose?
**[09:01] Reiji**
*Do I have to play along here?*
**[09:05] Reiji**
*Might as well.*
**[09:09] Reiji**
Your daughter is mine, Casty!
**[09:13] Casty**
Bastard, you've revealed your true colors!
**[09:17] Reiji**
You just now noticed?
**[09:18] Reiji**
By ensnaring your daughter and
marrying her, I'll become nobility.
**[09:24] Elaine**
Marry?
**[09:26] Elaine**
Which means we'll be husband
and wife? I'm delighted!
**[09:29] Reiji**
Hey, I'm the bad guy here!
Don't make goo-goo eyes at me!
**[09:32] Elaine**
What are you doing?!
**[09:35] Casty**
You deserve to die for
toying with my daughter!
**[09:38] Elaine**
I won't allow you to hurt Mr. Reiji.
**[09:43] Reiji**
Don't side with me! You're ruining the plan!
**[09:46] Elaine**
Everything is going according to my plan.
**[09:49] Elaine**
If my father won't approve of us,
then we'll have to elope!
**[09:53] Reiji**
Please shut up!
**[09:55] Reiji**
Hey, Casty!
**[09:57] Reiji**
Your daughter hates you, right?
**[09:59] Reiji**
She called you a smelly, creepy old pervert.
**[10:03] Casty**
She didn't say all that!
**[10:04] Elaine**
He's right.
**[10:05] Reiji**
Wouldn't you prefer if your daughter
were gone? I'll take her instead.
**[10:11] Casty**
I've never wished Elaine was gone!
**[10:17] Elaine**
Father...
**[10:19] Casty**
I've loved her since the moment
she was born! She's my child!
**[10:22] Casty**
That doesn't mean it didn't hurt
when she began avoiding me.
**[10:26] Casty**
But so what?!
**[10:29] Casty**
I trust that Elaine's dislike
for me is temporary.
**[10:35] Casty**
No matter what, I will
always be on Elaine's side.
**[10:41] Casty**
I love you, Elaine.
**[10:46] Elaine**
Father!
**[10:54] Elaine**
I'm sorry. I was so cruel to you, Father.
**[11:09] Elaine**
Father, this pleasant smell...
**[11:13] Elaine**
This is the same perfume I use.
**[11:16] Elaine**
Mr. Reiji... Huh?
**[11:21] Elaine**
Mr. Reiji?
**[11:24] Reiji**
* Two days later, I received*
* a letter from the lord,*
**[11:28] Reiji**
* thanking me and telling me that*
* I couldn't have his daughter.*
**[11:34] Reiji**
*I replied that I was acting the other day*
**[11:36] Reiji**
* and not to worry because I had no intention*
* of taking his daughter from him.*
**[11:49] Elaine**
I wish he hadn't been acting.
**[12:00] Mina**
Mr. Reiji?
**[12:02] Reiji**
Sorry, did I wake you?
**[12:05] Reiji**
I made lunch. Can you eat?
**[12:08] Mina**
Yes.
**[12:10] Reiji**
Anyway, you don't often get fevers.
After all, you're a ghost.
***SIGN*** Today's Prescription: Part 2
Three-Minute Revive
**[12:16] Mina**
I know.
**[12:17] Reiji**
I'll leave your lunch here, okay?
**[12:21] Mina**
C-Could you feed it to me, please?
**[12:24] Reiji**
What? You don't think you can feed yourself?
**[12:26] Mina**
It's not that. It's just that times like
these make me want to be spoiled, so...
**[12:40] Reiji**
How is it? I'm not too
confident in my cooking.
**[12:43] Mina**
It's good. It's seasoned just right.
**[12:47] Reiji**
Oh, good.
**[12:50] Reiji**
Here.
**[12:56] Reiji**
What is it?
**[12:58] Mina**
This was my room a long time ago.
**[13:03] Reiji**
What?
**[13:03] Mina**
I stared at this ceiling for so
long that I got sick of seeing it.
**[13:08] Mina**
It hasn't changed at all.
**[13:11] Reiji**
* Come to think of it, Mina mentioned*
* being sickly while she was alive.*
**[13:16] Mina**
My mother always took care
of me when I was sick.
**[13:21] Mina**
I caused so much trouble for her.
**[13:24] Mina**
Ultimately, I died first from an illness.
**[13:36] Reiji**
It's okay. Nobody thinks
you're causing trouble.
**[13:40] Mina**
I was a nuisance.
**[13:43] Mina**
I made my entire family unhappy.
**[13:48] Reiji**
You should rest for now.
**[13:51] Micott**
What? The boss isn't here? Too bad.
**[13:55] Ejil**
How dare you take that attitude toward me?!
**[13:58] Ejil**
Do you know you're speaking
to Garo Ejil the Demon King?
**[14:01] Micott**
What's that? Is it a tasty food?
**[14:03] Ejil**
What?!
**[14:04] Noela**
Micott.
**[14:06] ---**
Woof.
**[14:06] Micott**
Thanks, Noela. See you later.
**[14:09] Micott**
Say "hi" to the boss for me.
**[14:11] Noela**
Woof.
**[14:12] Ejil**
Hmph, what a bunch of rude customers.
**[14:18] Ejil**
Master.
**[14:19] Noela**
Master, how's Mina?
**[14:21] Reiji**
She's sleeping soundly right now.
**[14:23] Noela**
Will she get better?
**[14:24] Reiji**
Her cold will, but she has
a more fundamental problem.
**[14:29] Noela**
Woof?
**[14:30] Reiji**
Ejil, I want you to gather
the ingredients listed here.
**[14:35] Reiji**
If you do, you can pet Noela's tail.
**[14:39] Reiji**
Not the substitute Noela, either.
**[14:41] Reiji**
The real one.
**[14:43] Ejil**
The r-real... fluff...
**[14:46] Ejil**
I'm going to pet Ms. Noela!
**[14:50] Noela**
Woof?
**[14:50] Reiji**
All right. Noela, could you
help me with something?
**[14:53] Noela**
Woof.
**[14:57] Reiji**
Hup. Down here, Noela.
**[15:01] Noela**
Woof.
**[15:04] Reiji**
* Mina's family lived in this*
* house a hundred years ago.*
**[15:10] Reiji**
*And this was Mina's mother's room.*
**[15:14] Reiji**
*I'm sure we'll find something useful in here.*
**[15:19] Reiji**
What's this?
**[15:20] Noela**
Woof?
**[15:22] Noela**
The writing has faded.
**[15:25] Reiji**
Yeah, but some of it is legible.
**[15:29] Reiji**
*It was Mina's mother's journal.*
**[15:32] Ejil**
Master! I got everything!
**[15:35] Noela**
Woof. He's back.
**[15:37] Reiji**
That was quick! Such is the
power of ulterior motives.
**[15:41] Reiji**
Okay, it's all here.
**[15:44] Reiji**
Thanks for the help, Ejil.
**[15:45] Ejil**
You're welcome.
**[15:46] Ejil**
Anyway, our promise...
**[15:50] Reiji**
Oh, right. I'm not sure Noela
will allow it, though.
**[15:54] Noela**
My tail? No way.
**[15:57] Ejil**
Huh?
**[15:57] ---**
Woof!
**[16:09] Reiji**
It's done!
***SIGN*** Three-Minute Revive
**[16:11] Narration**
*Three-Minute Revive.*
**[16:14] Mina**
Three-Minute Revive?
**[16:16] Reiji**
Yeah. By sprinkling a few drops
of that medicine on this,
**[16:20] Reiji**
we can bring your mother back
for just three minutes. Here.
**[16:24] Mina**
What's this?
**[16:26] Reiji**
I'm pretty sure it's your mother's journal.
**[16:35] Mina**
This is definitely my mother's handwriting.
**[16:37] Mina**
But most of it is illegible.
**[16:41] Reiji**
It's up to you if you want
to use the medicine or not.
**[16:46] Mina**
I'll use it.
**[16:49] Reiji**
Are you sure?
**[16:50] Mina**
Yes. I want to know what my mother thought.
**[16:54] Mina**
It's been a hundred years since then,
**[16:57] Mina**
but I believe I must accept it,
no matter how she felt.
**[17:03] Reiji**
Got it. Like I said, sprinkle
that medicine on the journal.
**[17:08] Reiji**
I'll be in the other room.
**[17:13] Mina**
Mr. Reiji, could you...
**[17:17] Mina**
Could you hold my hand?
**[17:21] Reiji**
Okay, got it.
**[17:48] Mother**
Why?
**[17:50] Mother**
I thought she was cured, but she's
sick with something else now.
**[17:53] Mother**
We don't have any money left to buy medicine.
**[17:59] Mina**
I'm sorry.
**[18:00] Mother**
My husband leaves taking care
of our daughter entirely to me.
**[18:04] Mother**
Why do I have to do everything?
**[18:07] Mina**
She's right. I was stuck in bed
while my mother was by my side.
**[18:14] Mina**
Taking care of me must've been difficult.
**[18:17] Mina**
I'm really sorry.
**[18:19] Mother**
Why?
**[18:21] Mother**
Why won't she get better?
**[18:22] Mina**
Don't ask me!
**[18:24] Mina**
I wasn't sick because I wanted to be!
**[18:26] Mother**
Why don't the medicines work?
**[18:28] Mina**
I don't know!
**[18:30] Mother**
The doctor said he doesn't know, either.
**[18:32] Mother**
I don't know what to do anymore.
**[18:36] Mina**
That's why I died first!
**[18:39] Mina**
Isn't that what you preferred, Mother?
**[18:42] Mina**
I couldn't bother anyone once I was dead!
**[18:47] Mother**
Why, Mina? Why did you have to die before me?
**[18:53] Mother**
You should have so much
happiness waiting for you,
**[18:58] Mother**
but ultimately, I couldn't make you happy.
**[19:02] Mina**
Huh?
**[19:03] Mother**
This was harder on you than
anyone else, wasn't it, Mina?
**[19:09] Mina**
Mother...
**[19:12] Mother**
I think I was happy because I had you, Mina.
**[19:17] Mina**
Liar.
**[19:18] Mother**
After all, now that you're
gone, I miss you so much.
**[19:25] Mother**
If you had found a boyfriend and married
him, I was going to give you that brooch.
**[19:33] Mina**
The brooch?
**[19:38] Mother**
My mother gave it to me when I got married.
**[19:42] Mother**
Apparently my grandmother gave it to her.
**[19:47] Mother**
That's when my mother told me
the meaning of that brooch.
**[19:52] Mina**
Its meaning?
**[19:54] Mother**
"I hope you find happiness."
**[20:12] Mina**
Mother... Mother...
**[20:16] Mina**
Mr. Reiji, thank you.
**[20:21] ---**
It's okay.
**[20:23] Reiji**
I'm glad you got to see your mom.
**[20:27] Mina**
Me, too.
**[20:30] Mina**
*Mother, I am happy.*
**[20:37] Reiji**
* When I first met Mina in this house*
* that had been empty for years...*
**[20:47] (Flashback) Reiji**
A g-ghost?!
**[20:49] (Flashback) Mina**
I'm not a ghost. I used to
live here a hundred years ago.
**[20:55] (Flashback) Reiji**
Th-That's what you call a ghost!
**[20:57] (Flashback) Mina**
I'm not a ghost. I watch over the residents
of this house from the ceiling.
**[21:05] (Flashback) Mina**
I'm what you'd call the
guardian spirit of the house.
**[21:08] (Flashback) Reiji**
Guardian spirit?
**[21:09] (Flashback) Mina**
But for some reason, everyone runs away
when they make eye contact with me.
**[21:14] (Flashback) Reiji**
I bet they do.
**[21:16] (Flashback) Mina**
I just have one wish:
**[21:19] (Flashback) Mina**
for everyone who lives
here to have a happy life.
**[21:23] (Flashback) Reiji**
A happy life?
**[21:26] (Flashback) Mina**
Yes. That alone is enough to satisfy me.
**[21:34] Reiji**
* Mina's mother, your feelings*
* reached your daughter.*
***SIGN*** Closing Time
**[21:50] Mina**
Thank you. See you later.
**[22:00] Sign**
Next Customer
***SIGN*** Illustration by: Nanohanakohina