Season 1

E1 - Super (Energy) Potion / Landenflower Tea / Botanical Deodorant

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[00:17] Reiji
    Okay, done.
[00:22] Reiji
    Smells good.
SIGN    Kirio Reiji (24)
[00:23] Narration
    Kirio Reiji. Former corporate drone.
[00:27] Narration
    Current isekai resident.
[00:28] Narration
    Skills: evaluation and medicine-making.
[00:35] Noela
    Master!
[00:36] Noela
    Master, your potions are delicious! Delicious!
SIGN    Noela (Werewolf)
[00:40] Narration
    Noela. Werewolf.
[00:42] Narration
    The shop's poster girl.
[00:44] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, Ms. Noela.
[00:47] Mina
    Are you ready? It's almost time.
[00:50] Reiji
    Got it. Noela?
[00:52] Noela
    Woof! I've got this!
[01:05] Mina
    Ms. Noela, could you hang this up, please?
SIGN    Mina Fleuret (Ghost)
[01:08] Narration
    Mina Fleuret. The ghost
    who lives in this house.
[01:11] Narration
    Shop assistant and housekeeper.
[01:15] Noera
    Woof!
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
[01:19] Reiji
    Another gorgeous day today.
[01:22] Reiji
    All right. Kirio Drugstore...
[01:24] Noera
    ...is open for the day!
[01:26] Mina
    Let's make another relaxed effort today.
[01:30] Mina
    Right?
[01:30] Noera
    Woof!
[01:31] Reiji
    Right.
[01:39] ---
    Drugstore
[01:39] ---
    In Another World
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
[03:04] Gaston
    Let me know if the roof leaks again.
SIGN    Today's Prescription: Part 1
     Super (Energy) Potion
[03:08] Noera
    Woof.
[03:09] Alf
    Reiji—I mean, Reiji, sir!
[03:12] Sign
    General Store
    Owner
     Mr. Alf
[03:12] Alf
    Please let me sell your
    product at my general store.
[03:15] Sign
    General Store
    Owner
     Mr. Alf
[03:15] Alf
    Your "super potion."
[03:17] Reiji
    By "super potion," you mean that?
[03:20] Alf
    Yes.
[03:21] Mina
    Sounds like you came up
    with your own name for it.
[03:23] Mina
    Officially, its called an "energy potion."
SIGN    Super (Energy) Potion
[03:26] Narration
    Energy potion.
[03:28] Narration
    A potion that cures exhaustion
    and causes alertness.
[03:31] Narration
    Effects vary from person to person.
[03:33] Alf
    I've never had a potion that tasted this good!
[03:36] Reiji
    Personal space, personal space!
[03:36] Alf
    I was so impressed by it!
[03:39] Alf
    Until now, all the potions available
    in this area tasted like garbage.
[03:42] Noela
    Woof?
[03:43] Alf
    We should tell everyone in
    Kalta about this! Please!
[03:45] Reiji
    Please, respect my personal space!
[03:47] Alf
    Besides, between you and me,
    my fifth kid is on the way.
[03:52] Mina
    Oh, my.
[03:54] Alf
    My family's financial situation is dire.
[03:57] Reiji
    That sounds rough.
[03:59] Alf
    Yeah.
[03:59] Reiji
    All right, then.
[04:01] Alf
    At this rate, I might have
    to shut down my shop!
[04:05] Alf
    Please allow me to sell your
    super potion at my shop!
[04:08] Alf
    I'm begging you!
[04:09] Reiji
    I said it's fine.
[04:10] Alf
    I know, I know.
[04:12] Alf
    I know your potion is too good for
    a backwater general store like mine.
[04:19] Alf
    But I have every intention
    of making a comeback.
[04:22] Reiji
    How many do you think you'll need to start?
[04:25] Alf
    For now, 20... no, 25, probably.
[04:28] Alf
    Wait. Are you saying I can sell them?
[04:31] Mina
    Mr. Reiji has been saying it's fine.
[04:34] Alf
    What?!
[04:35] Alf
    I appreciate it!
[04:37] Alf
    Now I'll be able to raise my fifth kid.
[04:39] Alf
    No, I could have even more.
[04:43] Alf
    Thank you, Reiji!
[04:44] Reiji
    That's great, but please
    respect my personal space!
[04:46] Alf
    I'm off to aggressively
    promote this super potion.
[04:50] Alf
    I'll sell a boatload of these.
[04:52] Both
    Thank you.
[04:54] Noela
    Woof.
[04:56] Reiji
    He's as intense as ever.
[04:58] Mina
    So... Each bottle costs 2,000 rin, so the
    total for 25 bottles comes to 50,000 rin.
[05:06] Mina
    But Mr. Reiji, don't you think
    you sold those too cheaply?
[05:12] Reiji
    It's fine.
[05:13] Reiji
    Mr. Alf helped me when I opened this shop.
[05:17] Reiji
    I just hope this helps ease his
    family's financial situation.
[05:20] Mina
    He'll be fine.
[05:21] Mina
    I know your potions will sell.
[05:24] Noela
    Your potions are delicious, master!
[05:27] Reiji
    Thanks.
[05:29] Reiji
    I think this might be the first time
    I've received this much praise.
[05:32] Reiji
    It was inconceivable before.
[05:36] Reiji
    After this day,
[05:37] Reiji
    rumors about my potions spread throughout
    the town of Kalta like wildfire.
SIGN    Town of Kalta
[05:44] Man 1
    A potion that doesn't taste like garbage?
[05:46] Man 1
    It's delicious!
[05:48] Woman 2
    It's so tasty.
[05:49] Young Man 1
    So good.
[05:50] Young Woman 1
    Intensely good.
[05:52] Man 2
    Unbelievably good.
[05:53] Sign
    Alf's
    General Store
[05:54] Reiji
    Hordes of customers came to Mr. Alf's
    drugstore every day to buy potions.
[05:59] Alf
    Okay, okay.
[06:00] Alf
    Get in line, everyone.
[06:03] Alf
    It's limited to one per customer.
[06:05] Alf Wife
    This is the first time we've
    gotten this many customers.
[06:06] Alf
    One at a time, please.
[06:08] Alf Wife
    Nice work, honey.
[06:10] Alf
    I suppose.
[06:12] Sign
    Kirio Drugstore
[06:12] Reiji
    They even came to my shop.
[06:15] Mina
    Thank you for waiting.
[06:17] Noela
    Woof.
[06:17] Micott
    Thanks.
[06:18] Reiji
    Take care.
[06:19] Sign
    Micott
    (Energetic Girl)
[06:19] Micott
    Thank you. I'll be back.
[06:21] Micott
    See you later.
[06:22] Mina
    Next customer, please.
[06:25] Mother
    That's me.
[06:27] Girl
    Mom, I'm tired. Let's go home.
[06:32] Mother
    We're almost done, okay?
[06:33] Girl
    I wanna go home!
[06:34] Mother
    Now, now...
[06:35] Mother
    I'm so sorry.
[06:38] Reiji
    It's all right. You must be tired of waiting.
[06:41] Reiji
    Sorry about that.
[06:44] Girl
    I wanna go home! I wanna go home!
    Home! Home! Home!
[06:47] Noera
    Master's in trouble.
[06:48] Girl
    I'm tired! I wanna go home! Home!
[06:54] Noela
    Woof, woof, woof. Here's my tail.
[06:57] Mother
    Oh, my.
[07:00] Noela
    Woof, woof, woof.
[07:02] ---
    Woof!
[07:03] Reiji
    Could you please confirm your order?
[07:06] Mother
    Thank you.
[07:07] Noela
    Woof, woof, woof.
[07:09] Noela
    Gotcha!
[07:10] Girl
    Your tail is so fluffy. Fluffy!
[07:13] Reiji
    Oh, no!
[07:14] Reiji
    If anyone other than me grabs Noela's tail...
[07:20] Reiji
    Sorry, Noela.
[07:21] Girl
    Hey, Fluffy, are you always here?
[07:25] Noela
    Yeah. Master saved my life.
[07:28] Noela
    So I'll help him here forever.
[07:32] Girl
    Master?
[07:33] Mother
    I'm finished.
[07:35] Mother
    Let's go.
[07:36] Reiji
    Thank you for waiting.
[07:38] Girl
    Mommy, I wanna come back and see Fluffy.
[07:41] Mother
    Sure, let's come back sometime.
[07:44] Girl
    Bye-bye!
[07:46] Noela
    Woof.
[07:48] Reiji
    Noela, you were very patient with her.
[07:51] Reiji
    It was a huge help.
[07:53] Reiji
    Thanks.
[07:54] Noela
    Master praised me!
[07:56] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, are you ready
    for your next customer?
[07:59] Reiji
    Yeah, send them in.
[08:01] Noela
    Woof!
[08:02] Mina
    Thank you for waiting. Next customer, please.
[08:07] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, good work today.
[08:10] Reiji
    Thanks.
[08:11] Mina
    Ms. Noela, would you like some tea, too? Huh?
[08:15] Reiji
    Noela!
[08:21] Reiji
    You were sneaking potions again!
[08:24] Noela
    Master's potions are delicious.
[08:28] Reiji
    Even so, you shouldn't drink too many.
[08:30] Reiji
    I'm putting these away.
[08:32] Noela
    Woof...
[08:33] Mina
    It's for your own good, Ms. Noela.
[08:35] Noela
    Woof.
[08:36] Mina
    Oh, I almost forgot. Mr. Reiji,
    could you go shopping for me later?
[08:40] Reiji
    Huh?
[08:41] Mina
    I'm running low on ingredients.
[08:44] Reiji
    Yeah, sure.
[08:45] Reiji
    Maybe I'll go right now.
[08:47] Mina
    Would you?
[08:48] Mina
    I wrote down what I need.
    Could you get these?
[08:52] Reiji
    Got it.
[08:53] Reiji
    Noela, wanna come?
[08:55] Noela
    Woof!
[08:57] Mina
    See you later.
[08:58] Mina
    Be careful.
[08:59] Noela
    I promise we'll be back!
[09:01] Reiji
    Where do you think we're going?
[09:04] Noela
    Woof, woof. Woof, woof.
SIGN    Today's Prescription: Part 2
     Landenflower Tea
[09:06] ---
    Woof. Woof woof, woof.
[09:12] Noela
    Woof! Master, master!
[09:15] Noela
    Can you use this?
[09:17] Sign
    Tougirisou
[09:20] Reiji
    That's tougirisou. It's a useful herb.
[09:24] Noela
    Woof!
[09:25] Reiji
    Thanks, Noela.
[09:26] Noela
    Woof!
[09:27] Noela
    Master, how about this?
[09:28] Reiji
    That's amane. Its roots can
    be used to make medicine.
[09:31] Noela
    Master, how about this?
[09:33] Reiji
    That one is...
[09:36] Reiji
    I see. Noela acts on instinct
    when she's doing this.
[09:41] Reiji
    When Noela and I met...
[09:44] (Flashback) Reiji
    Hey! Hey! Are you okay?
[09:51] Reiji
    She was a wolf.
[09:53] Reiji
    Come to think of it,
    what did Mina want us to buy?
[09:57] Reiji
    What is this?!
[09:59] Reiji
    Wool panties?!
[10:01] Reiji
    She wants me to buy panties for her?
[10:04] Reiji
    Wait, ghosts wear wool panties, too?
[10:08] Mina
    They're so warm.
[10:10] Mina
    Even ghosts should wear wool panties.
[10:13] Mina
    Right?
[10:15] Noela
    Master, what's wrong?
[10:17] Reiji
    Huh?
[10:17] Noela
    Your face is red.
[10:19] Reiji
    Uh, it's nothing.
[10:20] Reiji
    Looks like Mina gave me the wrong note.
[10:23] Noela
    Woof?
[10:24] Reiji
    Come on.
[10:25] Gilar
    Someone help!
[10:26] Feris
    Wait! Stop!
[10:28] Feris
    No! Stay away!
[10:30] Feris
    Why are you running?
[10:34] Noela
    I sense a fight.
[10:35] Noela
    I'll protect you, master.
[10:37] Reiji
    Please, don't be so dramatic...
[10:41] Feris
    Wait! Stop!
[10:43] Feris
    Why are you running away from me?
[10:47] Reiji
    Huh?! O-Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap!
[10:49] Reiji
    She looks like trouble!
[10:49] Noela
    I'll protect you, master.
[10:50] Reiji
    No, we're running!
[10:53] Zeral
    Help me!
[10:53] Reiji
    No way! Handle it yourself!
[10:56] Zeral
    Help me!
[10:57] Zeral
    Please do something about her!
[10:57] Reiji
    What?! But—
[11:02] Relis
    Why are you running?
[11:05] Noela
    Master!
[11:07] Reiji
    Why me?
SIGN    Drugstore in Another World
[11:17] Reiji
    U-Uh, my name's Kirio Reiji.
[11:21] Reiji
    I run a nearby drugstore.
[11:24] Feris
    A drugstore?
[11:26] Feris
    Ah, you must be the alchemist
    I've heard about.
[11:29] Feris
    Which means it's your fault!
[11:31] Feris
    How could you do that to Zeral?!
[11:33] Noela
    Master didn't do anything!
[11:35] Noela
    Let go of that!
[11:36] Reiji
    Noela, try not to provoke her, okay?
[11:40] Reiji
    Hey! Don't just hide! Say something!
[11:43] Zeral
    Feris is a little bit crazy.
[11:44] Zeral
    Please do something, alchemist.
[11:47] Reiji
    Seriously?
[11:50] Feris
    I'm not crazy! I'm not crazy! I'm not crazy!
[11:53] Feris
    The crazy one is you, you, you!
[11:56] Zeral
    See? Crazy, right?
[11:57] ---
    I'm not crazy! I'm not crazy!
    You are! You are! You are!
[11:58] Reiji
    I'm caught in the middle of this now.
[12:01] Feris
    I'm not crazy! I'm not crazy! I'm not crazy!
[12:01] Reiji
    Fine, fine.
[12:03] Reiji
    I get it, okay?
[12:05] Reiji
    Feris, just put down the knife.
[12:08] Reiji
    Then we can talk, okay?
[12:26] Noela
    Master, I'll put this away.
[12:29] Reiji
    Thanks.
[12:30] Feris
    It's not my fault! It's not
    my fault! It's not my fault!
[12:32] Reiji
    Uh, Feris?
[12:33] Feris
    Why does everyone always
    speak so poorly of me?
[12:35] Reiji
    Fe—
[12:36] Feris
    Why? Why, why, why? It's not my fault!
[12:37] Reiji
    Excuse me.
[12:41] Reiji
    It's no use! I'm not getting anywhere!
[12:46] Reiji
    Could you explain the situation?
[12:51] Zeral
    Y-Yes?
[12:53] Feris
    Wh-Why?!
[12:58] Noela
    Woof, woof. Woof, woof.
[12:59] Feris
    There, there.
[12:59] Zeral
    Feris and I recently began dating.
[13:03] Sign
    Zeral
    (Feris's
    Boyfriend)
[13:03] Zeral
    We're, well... lovers.
[13:06] Reiji
    Uh-huh...
[13:07] Sign
    Feris
     (Zeral's
     Girlfriend)
[13:11] Reiji
    So, did you have a fight?
[13:12] Zeral
    Not a fight, exactly. Lately,
    it's been happening frequently.
[13:16] Reiji
    Frequently?
[13:18] Zeral
    Feris worries a lot.
[13:21] Zeral
    I guess you could say
    she worries excessively.
[13:24] Reiji
    Okay...
[13:25] Zeral
    She's so worried about me that
    she can't even sleep at night.
[13:29] Reiji
    I see.
[13:30] Zeral
    The other day, when I went to buy bread,
    there was a girl at the shop...
[13:32] (Flashback) Clerk
    Thank you.
[13:34] (Flashback) Zeral
    Thanks.
[13:36] (Flashback) Zeral
    Feri—
[13:36] (Flashback) Feris
    Zeral, who is she?! She's your
    new girlfriend, isn't she?!
[13:39] (Flashback) Zeral
    No! I was just buying bread!
[13:40] (Flashback) Feris
    Huh? Huh? Huh? Isn't she? Isn't she?!
[13:43] Zeral
    Even if I just bump into
    a girl in the street...
[13:48] (Flashback) Woman A
    Excuse me.
[13:49] (Flashback) Zeral
    Sorry.
[13:49] (Flashback) Feris
    Hold up!
[13:52] (Flashback) Feris
    What was that, huh? Was that on purpose?
[13:54] (Flashback) Zeral
    What? Uh...
[13:56] (Flashback) Feris
    Is this the start of a new romance?
[13:58] (Flashback) Zeral
    No! We just...
[14:01] (Flashback) Feris
    "We"? Huh? What?!
[14:04] (Flashback) Zeral
    I'm telling you...
[14:09] Reiji
    Why don't you break up with her?
[14:12] Reiji
    Haven't you had enough?
[14:15] Zeral
    Mr. Reiji, do you want to know what
    happened when I suggested we break up?
[14:20] Reiji
    I'll pass.
[14:23] Zeral
    But when I see her acting like that,
    I realize that normally she's really cute.
[14:26] Feris
    So fluffy.
[14:30] Reiji
    Seems like it.
[14:35] Reiji
    Noela, I'm really sorry.
[14:39] Zeral
    Mr. Reiji, there must be
    something evil possessing her!
[14:44] Zeral
    Please exorcise whatever
    evil is possessing her!
[14:46] Reiji
    Hey, personal space!
[14:47] Reiji
    I'm a pharmacist! That's not my domain!
[14:50] Zeral
    Please help Feris!
[14:52] Zeral
    Helping her would help me, too!
[14:57] Reiji
    Very well. I'll do what I can.
[15:01] Zeral
    Really? Thank you, Mr. Reiji!
[15:05] Noela
    Woof!
[15:12] Feris
    That's amazing, Noela!
[15:15] Zeral
    Mr. Reiji, what do you think?
[15:19] Reiji
    In her current state,
    she looks like an ordinary girl.
[15:23] Reiji
    It's possible that could help her.
[15:26] Zeral
    "That"?
[15:28] Reiji
    I'll prepare it right away.
[15:29] Reiji
    Come to Kirio Drugstore tonight.
[15:32] Zeral
    What? Wait, you're leaving?!
[15:35] Zeral
    You're leaving me alone with Feris?
[15:37] Reiji
    She's your girlfriend.
[15:38] Reiji
    Deal with that yourself!
[15:41] Reiji
    Noela, we're leaving.
[15:45] Noela
    Woof, got it. See you later.
[15:48] Feris
    Okay. See you later, Noela.
[15:50] Zeral
    Please...
[15:52] Zeral
    Please let Feris stay this way until tonight.
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
[15:56] Mina
    You were gone an awfully long time.
[15:58] Reiji
    We got caught up in something.
[16:00] Reiji
    Also, I don't think this was the right one.
[16:03] Mina
    Huh?
[16:06] Mina
    I'm sorry! I gave you the wrong note!
[16:09] Reiji
    I thought so.
[16:11] Mina
    Ow.
[16:13] Noela
    Woof? What does this say?
[16:16] Reiji
    "Wool panties."
[16:18] Mina
    Please don't!
[16:19] Noela
    Wool panties?
[16:21] Mina
    Not you, too!
[16:23] Reiji
    Now, where did I put that?
[16:27] Reiji
    Ah, here it is.
[16:29] Noela
    Master, here are the herbs I picked earlier.
[16:31] Reiji
    Thanks.
[16:33] Reiji
    Okay, that's everything. Let's begin.
[16:36] Noela
    Woof!
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
[16:58] Zeral
    Mr. Reiji, is it ready?
[17:01] Zeral
    I see... So what kind of medicine is this?
[17:04] Reiji
    It's more like a drink than a medicine.
[17:07] Zeral
    I get it! If Feris drinks this, it will
    exorcise whatever evil is possessing her!
[17:12] Reiji
    Well, actually...
[17:14] Zeral
    I'll return this instant
    and have her drink it!
[17:17] Zeral
    Thank you!
[17:19] Reiji
    Have her drink it before bedtime.
[17:22] Mina
    Thank you.
[17:24] Noela
    Woof.
[17:26] Reiji
    Noela, thanks for today.
[17:29] Noela
    Woof! I worked hard!
[17:33] Mina
    I forgot to give him his prescription.
[17:37] Reiji
    You can do that tomorrow.
[17:38] Reiji
    Let's close up shop for today.
SIGN    The Next Day
[17:45] Zeral
    It's an emergency, Mr. Reiji!
[17:47] Reiji
    What? An emergency?
[17:48] Zeral
    When I woke up this morning, Feris was...
[17:50] Reiji
    Feris was...?
[17:51] Zeral
    ...wearing an incredibly calm expression, and...
[17:53] Reiji
    And?
[17:55] Zeral
    ...was back to being my former cute Feris.
[17:59] Reiji
    I see. That's great news.
[18:02] Mina
    Uh-huh.
[18:03] Noela
    Your medicines always work, master.
[18:05] Zeral
    That medicine must've exorcised whatever
    demon was possessing her. I know it.
[18:09] Reiji
    Actually, you don't get it at all.
[18:12] Zeral
    Huh?
[18:13] Reiji
    It's just a tea to help her relax.
[18:16] Reiji
    Here's the prescription.
SIGN    Landenflower Tea
[18:18] Narration
    Landenflower tea.
[18:20] Narration
    Soothes the nerves and relaxes the patient,
    alleviating their anxiety and irritation.
[18:27] Zeral
    It's just tea?
[18:29] Reiji
    Yes.
[18:30] Reiji
    You said Feris couldn't sleep at night,
[18:33] Reiji
    so I looked for something soothing
    that would help her sleep.
[18:37] Reiji
    Lack of sleep can make a person
    irritable or emotionally unstable.
[18:43] Zeral
    Thank goodness. So it wasn't a demon.
[18:47] Feris
    Zeral!
[18:49] Feris
    Are you done yet?
[18:50] Zeral
    Hey.
[18:51] Noela
    Feris, you came!
[18:52] Reiji
    Hello.
[18:53] Feris
    Noela!
[18:54] Noela
    Woof!
[18:56] Zeral
    We're going on a date now.
[18:58] Reiji
    Oh, really?
[19:00] Zeral
    Also, here.
[19:02] Zeral
    Your fee.
[19:03] Reiji
    What? This is too much.
[19:06] Zeral
    I'm actually the son of the Alonzo family.
[19:09] Zeral
    We're famous landowners around here.
[19:11] Reiji
    Oh...
[19:12] Zeral
    I've got tons of money, if nothing else.
[19:14] Reiji
    Ah.
[19:15] Zeral
    Take the cash.
[19:17] Reiji
    You're a rich kid, huh?
[19:18] Zeral
    See you next time.
[19:20] Feris
    See you later.
[19:22] Zeral
    Let's go.
[19:23] Mina
    Take care.
[19:25] Zeral
    You're so cute, Feris.
[19:28] Reiji
    Damn normie enjoying a fulfilling
    life. I hope he explodes.
[19:30] Noela
    Mina, master is emotionally unstable.
[19:33] Mina
    Oh, my.
[19:35] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, have some landenflower tea.
[19:42] Reiji
    I feel calm.
[19:43] Mina
    It's super effective.
[19:44] Noela
    Woof. Master, relax.
SIGN    Today's Prescription: Part 3
     Botanical Deodorant
[19:54] Noela
    Master...
[19:55] Noela
    Stinky.
[19:56] Reiji
    What? You mean me?
[19:58] Noela
    There's something weird over there.
SIGN    Utsubo Flower
[20:03] Narration
    Utsubo flower.
[20:04] Narration
    A flower that produces an unpleasant
    smell that only monsters can detect.
[20:08] Reiji
    I see. I can't smell it because I'm a human.
[20:15] Reiji
    Do your eyes hurt?
[20:17] Noela
    Yes.
[20:18] Reiji
    Sometimes strong smells affect the eyes.
[20:21] Reiji
    In that case...
[20:31] Reiji
    That should do it.
SIGN    Botanical Deodorant
[20:32] Narration
    Botanical deodorant.
[20:34] Narration
    A natural deodorant made
    from 100% plant products.
[20:45] Reiji
    How's that, Noela?
[20:49] Noela
    Woof. The smell is gone.
[20:51] Noela
    Gone, gone! The smell is gone!
[20:54] Noela
    Woof, woof!
[20:56] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, we could sell this.
[20:58] Reiji
    You think so?
[21:00] Mina
    Definitely.
[21:01] Reiji
    If you insist.
[21:03] Reiji
    Mina was right.
[21:05] Reiji
    The botanical deodorant was a
    huge hit as a bathroom deodorant.
[21:10] Reiji
    It became our second most popular
    product after my super potion.
[21:22] Gaston
    Ouch... Oh, right.
[21:26] Gaston
    Perhaps I'll try this potion
    everyone's talking about.
[21:34] ---
    Saw!
[21:38] Mob
    Wow.
[21:40] Mob
    What is that?
[21:41] Mob
    How marvelous.
[21:42] Noela
    Woof.
[21:43] Sign
    Closing Time
[21:46] Reiji
    Kirio Drugstore.
[21:47] Noela
    Thank you...
[21:48] Mina
    ...for visiting...
[21:50] All
    ...again today.
[21:52] Noela
    Woof.
[21:54] Gaston
    Hey, I finished the repairs.
[21:59] Rena
    What? You're finished?
[22:00] Sign
    Next Customer
[22:01] Rena
    At the rate you were going,
    I thought it'd take half a year.
SIGN    Illustration by: BORUMETE @BORUMETE

E2 - Dishwashing Detergent Scrubba-dub-dub / Beast-Be-Gone / Capshin Fluid

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SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
[00:13] Mina
    Okay, lunch is ready.
[00:16] Mina
    Today we're having a simmered
    soup and freshly baked bread.
[00:21] Reiji
    Thanks for always cooking, Mina. Let's eat.
[00:23] Noela
    Mina, this is good.
[00:25] Mina
    I'm glad. Our lunch break
    isn't long, so eat quickly.
[00:30] Reiji
    You should take a break, too.
[00:32] Mina
    I will, once I've finished washing
    the teacups we use for guests.
[00:39] Noela
    Master, someone's staring at me.
[00:41] Reiji
    Yeah, they sure are.
[00:45] Eldest Son
    Wow, she really is a beast,
    just like Dad said!
[00:48] Eldest Son
    She's a beast girl!
[00:50] Second Daughter
    Her tail is so fluffy.
[00:51] Eldest Daughter
    Her ears twitch, too. I wanna touch them.
[00:54] Mina
    Ms. Noela!
[00:55] Noela
    Woof...
[00:56] Reiji
    Wait, aren't these Mr. Alf's kids?
[01:01] Noela
    Master, they're touching me.
[01:06] Reiji
    Sorry, guys. This beast girl
    doesn't like being touched.
[01:11] Reiji
    You can pet this instead.
[01:12] Eldest Son
    What? That thing?
[01:14] Eldest Daughter
    Just a tail?
[01:15] Second Daughter
    But it's fluffy.
[01:19] Mina
    So this is what you were working
    on last night, Mr. Reiji.
[01:24] Mina
    You can make handicrafts in
    addition to medicines. Impressive.
[01:28] Eldest Son
    I like this better!
[01:30] Both
    Me, too!
[01:32] Reiji
    My Noela substitute plan failed.
[01:35] Reiji
    I'll have to make a
    full-body substitute next.
[01:38] Mina
    Let me take a crack at it.
[01:41] Mina
    Everyone, would you like something to eat?
[01:45] All
    That looks yummy!
[01:46] Noela
    I'm saved.
[01:48] Reiji
    Thanks, Mina.
[01:51] Reiji
    I need to give Mina a break
    now and then. All right.
[02:01] ---
    Drugstore
[02:01] ---
    In Another World
SIGN    Today's Prescription: Part 1
     Dishwashing Detergent Scrubba-dub-dub
[03:31] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, this new medicine is amazing.
[03:34] Mina
    I hardly scrubbed at all,
    but the plates are magically clean.
[03:38] Mina
    It just takes a scrubba-dub-dub.
[03:40] Mina
    You said it's called "detergent"?
[03:42] Reiji
    That's great. Sounds like
    it was worth making.
[03:45] Mina
    With this detergent, I think
    I might even enjoy washing dishes.
[03:49] Reiji
    I'll do the dishes, though.
[03:51] Mina
    What? You will?
[03:53] Reiji
    You don't need to cook today, either.
[03:55] Reiji
    I'm always relying on you to do everything.
[03:57] Reiji
    You need to rest sometimes.
[04:00] Mina
    Then who will cook?
[04:02] Reiji
    Hold on.
[04:03] Reiji
    Noela, let's go.
[04:05] Reiji
    Oh, right.
[04:07] Reiji
    I'll need this.
SIGN    Rabbit Tavern
[04:09] Reiji
    Excuse me.
[04:12] Reiji
    I'm here for the boxed lunches I ordered.
    I'm from Kirio Drugstore.
[04:15] Rena
    Ah, you mean the apothecary
    on the edge of town.
SIGN    Rena
[04:19] Rena
    I'll wrap them right now. One moment, please.
[04:26] ---
    Woof!
[04:27] Reiji
    Thanks for the help.
[04:28] Rena
    You're the one helping me.
[04:31] Reiji
    Huh? Did I do something for you?
[04:32] Rena
    You made that.
[04:33] Sign
    Botanical
    Deodorant
[04:34] Rena
    No matter how much I cleaned,
    the smell wouldn't go away.
[04:37] Rena
    But your botanical deodorant
    was immediately effective.
[04:41] Reiji
    Oh, you bought that? If you'd
    like, you can try using this.
[04:47] Rena
    Is this a new medicine?
[04:49] Reiji
    It makes washing dishes much easier.
[04:52] Reiji
    It's still a prototype, though.
[04:54] Rena
    You have medicine for that,
    too? I'll use it right away.
[04:57] Rena
    Thank you.
[04:58] Doz
    Hey, you.
[05:00] Doz
    Are you the guy who made the super potion
    that's popular in town right now?
[05:03] Reiji
    Huh?
[05:04] Sign
    Doz
[05:04] Doz
    You got a minute?
[05:05] Sign
    Moz
[05:06] Moz
    Got a minute?
[05:07] Reiji
    What? Y-You want to talk to me?
[05:09] Noela
    I sense a fight. I'll protect you, Master.
[05:12] Annabelle
    Doz, Moz, cut it out.
[05:15] Dozu
    But Captain...
[05:16] Annabelle
    I'm tellin' ya to cut it out.
[05:17] Sign
    Annabelle
[05:19] Both
    Yes, ma'am.
[05:22] Noela
    Woof, woof. I won!
[05:24] Reiji
    Noela, that's not what
    happened. Who are they?
[05:27] Rena
    The Red Cat Brigade.
SIGN    Red Cat Brigade
[05:29] Reiji
    Red Cat Brigade?
[05:32] Noela
    Cats?
[05:34] Rena
    They're a mercenary company hired
    by the lord to protect this town.
[05:37] Rena
    That woman is their captain.
[05:40] Reiji
    She's the captain of a
    mercenary company?
[05:42] Annabelle
    Sorry about that, apothecary.
[05:45] Reiji
    Oh, don't worry about it.
    A-Anyway, let's go, Noela.
[05:49] Noela
    Woof.
[05:49] Reiji
    See you later.
[05:51] Doz
    I can't take it anymore!
[05:53] Moz
    Can't take it anymore!
[05:55] Annabelle
    Hey, you two!
[06:01] Reiji
    Wait, am I being followed?
[06:03] Doz
    Hey, stop!
[06:03] Moz
    Stop!
[06:04] Reiji
    O-Okay!
[06:05] Doz
    Hey, apothecary!
[06:06] Moz
    Apothecary!
[06:08] Doz
    I mean, Sir Apothecary, I'm beggin' ya.
[06:11] Moz
    I-I'm beggin' ya.
[06:13] Reiji
    Huh?
[06:15] Doz
    Could you deliver five of yer super potions
    to our barracks each day for half price?
[06:20] Moz
    C-Could you?
[06:23] Annabelle
    What do you think yer doin'?!
[06:26] Doz
    But Captain, you can't survive
    without them potions.
[06:29] Annabelle
    Th-That's not true.
[06:32] Doz
    Everybody knows.
[06:34] Moz
    We know.
[06:35] Doz
    We know you secretly drink the
    potions we have stashed every night.
[06:39] Doz
    There's always at least two missin',
    sometimes all five when it's real bad.
[06:43] Doz
    We count 'em every mornin'.
[06:46] Annabelle
    It's not me.
[06:47] Doz
    There's no point in hidin' it.
[06:49] Doz
    That's why we're negotiatin'
    with the apothecary
[06:51] Doz
    to sell us potions cheap fer you!
[06:54] Moz
    Doz is right!
[06:55] Annabelle
    What belongs to the Red Cat Brigade
    is mine, and what's mine is mine, too!
[07:00] Annabelle
    Quit yer whining!
[07:01] Reiji
    I see nonsensical logic
    exists in this world, too.
[07:04] Noela
    Then what belongs to my master is
    mine, and what's mine is mine, too.
[07:09] Reiji
    You don't need to remember that.
[07:11] Doz
    Captain, the Red Cat Brigade is currently
    facin' serious money problems.
[07:15] Doz
    Whose fault do you think that is?
[07:16] Annabelle
    It's because we don't get paid enough.
[07:19] Both
    No, it's your fault!
[07:21] Reiji
    S-So... you wanted five potions
    delivered daily, right?
[07:25] Annabelle
    Huh?
[07:26] Reiji
    Oh, you don't need to pay for them.
[07:28] Doz
    You mean they're free?! Yer a god!
[07:33] Reiji
    Huh?! No, I'm just an apothecary...
[07:35] Annabelle
    I-If you insist, I suppose we'd
    be willin' to accept 'em.
[07:39] Doz
    Sorry she's not more honest, god of medicine.
[07:41] Doz
    Our captain is actually real happy.
[07:44] Moz
    She's happy.
[07:45] Reiji
    I told you, I'm not a god.
[07:47] Annabelle
    I am honest, and I ain't happy.
[07:50] Doz
    You sure you're willin'
    to give 'em away fer free?
[07:52] Reiji
    In that case, I do have one request.
[07:54] Doz
    Whatever you wish, medicine god.
[07:56] Moz
    Whatever you wish.
[07:58] Sign
    Rabbit Tavern Kitchen
[07:59] Annabelle
    You want us to use this
    detergent to wash dishes?
[08:03] Reiji
    Yes.
[08:04] Reiji
    If you enjoy using it,
    tell everyone in Kalta about it.
[08:09] Reiji
    The sales will cover the
    cost of your potions.
[08:12] Annabelle
    Got—
[08:12] Doz
    Got it. I shall wash these
    dishes as you command.
[08:16] Moz
    No, I shall wash them!
[08:18] Doz
    No, me!
[08:18] Moz
    No, me!
[08:19] Annabelle
    Cut it out, you two! I'm gonna handle this one!
[08:22] Both
    Go right ahead.
[08:23] Reiji
    What is this?
[08:25] Rena
    Captain, please use this.
[08:27] Annabelle
    O-Oh, thanks.
[08:30] Annabelle
    L-Like this?
[08:32] Reiji
    Yes. Try lathering it up.
[08:35] Annabelle
    What is this?!
[08:36] Reiji
    That's how it works. It's fine.
[08:38] Rena
    You're right. Incredible.
[08:40] Rena
    It's so bubbly and fluffy. Right, Captain?
[08:43] Annabelle
    Y-Yeah.
[08:44] Doz
    M-Makin' the captain wash dishes
    kinda feels like a guilty pleasure.
[08:48] Moz
    Yeah. It's kinda excitin'.
[08:51] Rena
    Captain, you can stop washing that one.
[08:54] Rena
    It's already clean.
[08:56] Annabelle
    Don't make me laugh.
[08:58] Annabelle
    There's no way this dish got
    clean in such a short—
[09:00] Annabelle
    It did?! It's actually clean?!
[09:02] Reiji
    What a great reaction.
[09:05] Doz
    Did the captain use magic?
[09:07] Annabelle
    I didn't do nothin'.
[09:08] Doz
    Which means it was the
    work of the medicine god!
[09:11] Reiji
    I-I told you, I'm not a god.
    That's just how this medicine works.
[09:16] Rena
    I can't believe how easy
    it makes washing dishes.
[09:18] Rena
    My hands don't even wrinkle.
[09:20] Annabelle
    Huh... I might be able handle this.
[09:23] Doz
    What? Have the captain's housekeepin'
    abilities been awakened?
[09:25] Doz
    The medicine god's new medicine
    is somethin' to be feared!
[09:29] Reiji
    Please stop that, seriously.
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
[09:32] Mina
    Really? That's what happened?
[09:34] Reiji
    Yeah, so we have to deliver five potions to
    the Red Cat Brigade every day from now on.
[09:39] Reiji
    Noela, could you handle the deliveries?
[09:41] Neola
    Woof. You can count on me.
[09:43] Mina
    Ms. Noela, don't drink
    them on your way there.
[09:47] Noela
    What belongs to my master is mine,
    and what's mine is mine, too.
[09:50] Mina
    What does that mean?
[09:51] Reiji
    Oh, that's just...
[09:52] Reiji
    She learned a phrase she didn't
    need to know from that captain.
[09:56] Mina
    Mr. Reiji and Ms. Noela,
    I got plenty of rest today.
[10:00] Mina
    Thank you.
[10:02] ---
    Woof.
[10:03] Reiji
    I'm glad to hear that.
[10:04] Mina
    But please let me cook.
[10:07] Mina
    I had nothing to do while I waited.
[10:08] Mina
    It actually made me more weary.
[10:10] Reiji
    Huh? Is that how that works?
[10:12] Mina
    Yes. Since it doesn't take as long to wash
    the dishes now, I've got plenty of time.
[10:16] Mina
    All thanks to your Scrubba-dub-dub
    dishwashing detergent.
[10:19] Sign
    Dishwashing
    Detergent
    Scrubba-dub-dub
[10:20] Reiji
    "Scrubba-dub-dub"?
[10:21] Mina
    I named it.
SIGN    Red Cat Brigade Barracks
[10:32] Annabelle
    I can't wait any longer!
[10:34] Reiji
    Here, Noela. This potion's for you.
[10:37] Noela
    Master's potions are delicious.
[10:40] Reiji
    Don't drink the ones you're delivering.
[10:42] Noela
    Woof. I'll be back soon.
[10:44] Mina
    See you later, Ms. Noela.
[10:46] Reiji
    We're counting on you, Noela.
[10:49] Reiji
    What is it? Oh.
[10:51] Reiji
    Good morning, Captain.
    We were just on our way to you.
[10:54] Annabelle
    H-Hey. I just happened to be passin' by.
[10:57] Reiji
    It's awfully early in the morning for that.
[10:59] Annabelle
    As long as I'm here, I thought
    I'd pick up my delivery.
[11:03] Noela
    Woof.
[11:04] Annabelle
    Thanks.
[11:06] Reiji
    Captain, you must really like those.
[11:08] Reiji
    One of my girls loves them, too.
[11:09] Noela
    Master's potions are delicious! Delicious!
[11:14] Annabelle
    My name's A-Anna—
[11:16] Reiji
    Anna?
[11:18] Annabelle
    My name's Annabelle.
[11:21] Reiji
    Ms. Annabelle. My name is Reiji.
[11:24] Annabelle
    I-I see. From now on, I'll
    come get them every morning.
[11:29] Annabelle
    See ya later, Reiji.
[11:32] Mina
    Ms. Annabelle is so nice to come
    all the way here to pick them up.
[11:36] Reiji
    Nice?
[11:39] Reiji
    Yeah, maybe she is.
SIGN    Today's Prescription: Part 2
    Beast-Be-Gone
[11:47] Reiji
    I can't believe there are so few herbs left.
[11:50] Reiji
    Noela, what do you think of this situation?
[11:52] Noela
    It's not good.
[11:53] Reiji
    You're right. It's our fault for picking
    all the herbs we wanted.
[11:58] Reiji
    We need to do something about this.
SIGN    Tougirisou Seeds
[12:02] Narration
    Tougirisou seeds.
[12:04] Narration
    Produces yellow flowers. The leaves and
    stems can be used to make medicines.
[12:07] Reiji
    That's it!
[12:10] Reiji
    Noela, could you gather these?
[12:12] Noela
    Seeds? Got it. I'll gather them.
[12:15] Noela
    I'll gather all the seeds, woof!
[12:17] Reiji
    What's next?
[12:20] Reiji
    Please, Mr. Zeral!
[12:23] Noela
    Woof.
[12:25] Zeral
    Please, raise your heads.
[12:27] Felis
    You did a lot for us, Mr. Reiji.
[12:29] Zeral
    Feel free to use the Alonzo family's fields.
[12:33] Felis
    Absolutely.
[12:33] Reiji
    Thank you! How much should
    I pay you each month to use them?
[12:37] Zeral
    I can't accept money from you
    after what you did for us.
[12:41] Zeral
    In exchange, I hope you'll advise me
    if anything comes up in the future.
[12:46] Reiji
    I'd be happy to give you
    all the advice you need.
[12:52] Reiji
    I knew I could count on
    the Alonzo family's fields!
[12:54] Reiji
    The soil is so fertile!
SIGN    Soil Fertility
     Maximum
[12:57] Reiji
    Noela, let's plant some seeds.
[12:59] Noela
    Woof! Planting time!
[13:06] Noela
    All done!
[13:07] Zeral
    Mr. Reiji, are you finished?
[13:10] Reiji
    Yes. I'll be back tomorrow to check on them.
[13:13] Zeral
    I see.
[13:14] Reiji
    Huh? Is something the matter?
[13:17] Reiji
    Is Ms. Feris behaving strangely again?!
[13:19] Zeral
    It's not that. There's actually something
    I forgot to tell you earlier.
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
[13:26] Mina
    The crops are being ravaged?
[13:28] Reiji
    Yeah. They've been suffering damage
    all over the place recently.
[13:32] Reiji
    I don't know if it's wild
    dogs or wolves or what.
[13:34] Noela
    Why did you look at me, Master?
[13:37] Mina
    Then if you grow your herbs there,
    it's possible that they'll be ravaged.
[13:41] Reiji
    Even if they build fences around
    their fields, they still get inside.
[13:45] Mina
    Then what shall we do?
[13:47] Reiji
    It's okay. I have an idea.
[13:51] Noela
    I'll help!
[13:53] Reiji
    No, it's better if you don't come today.
[13:55] Noela
    Woof?
[13:57] Sign
    Utsubo Flower
[13:57] Narration
    Utsubo flower.
[13:58] Narration
    A flower that produces an unpleasant smell
    only monsters and beasts can detect.
[14:09] Mina
    What's wrong, Ms. Noela?
[14:11] Noela
    Master stinks.
[14:14] Mina
    What?! Mr. Reiji, you need to bathe properly!
[14:19] Mina
    Ms. Noela's nose is very sensitive!
SIGN    Several Days Later
[14:31] Zeral
    Mr. Reiji, what did you do?
[14:32] Zeral
    That dog collapsed over there.
[14:35] Reiji
    I applied this to the fences.
[14:37] Sign
    Beast Repellent
[14:37] Narration
    Beast repellent.
[14:39] Narration
    A medicine that produces a smell
    offensive to beasts and monsters.
[14:43] Reiji
    This beast repell—
[14:45] Mina
    It'll never sell with a name like that.
[14:47] Mina
    I came up with a better one.
[14:50] Mina
    I call it...
[14:51] Mina
    "Beast-Be-Gone."
[14:52] Sign
    Beast Repellent
[14:53] Sign
    Beast-Be-Gone
[14:55] Reiji
    Actually, it's called "Beast-Be-Gone."
[14:58] Reiji
    It's a medicine that produces a smell
    offensive to beasts and monsters.
[15:01] Zeral
    Impressive, Mr. Reiji. It only
    took you one day to make this.
[15:07] Zeral
    There.
[15:09] Zeral
    It really does keep beasts away!
[15:12] Zeral
    Mr. Reiji, this is the kind of simple
    barrier that only wizards can create!
[15:15] Zeral
    You've created a barrier!
[15:16] Reiji
    Personal space! Also, all
    I made was a medicine...
[15:18] Zeral
    I knew you could do it, friend!
[15:19] Reiji
    Personal space!
[15:22] Reiji
    Noela!
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
[15:27] Noela
    Master stinky!
[15:29] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, did you skip your bath again?
[15:32] Reiji
    I took one! Right, Noela?
[15:35] Reiji
    Later, "Beast-Be-Gone" became
[15:38] Reiji
    incredibly popular among
    farmers troubled by pesky beasts.
[15:41] Reiji
    But while I was making this medicine,
    Noela refused to come near me.
[15:46] Reiji
    This kind of hurts my feelings.
[15:48] Noela
    You stink!
[15:51] Sign
    Today's Prescription: Part 3
    Capshin Fluid
[15:53] ---
    Woof, woof.
[15:57] Reiji
    Good morning, Captain—
    I mean, Ms. Annabelle.
[16:00] Annabelle
    Good morning, R-Reiji.
[16:03] Reiji
    You're here for your usual?
[16:04] Annabelle
    Actually, could you make it ten today?
[16:07] Annabelle
    I'll pay fer the extras.
[16:08] Reiji
    Y-Yeah, sure. Noela?
[16:10] Noela
    Woof!
[16:12] Mina
    You really do love your potions.
[16:14] Reiji
    Thanks.
[16:15] Noela
    Woof.
[16:16] Annabelle
    Thank you.
[16:16] Noela
    Delicious, delicious!
[16:19] Annabelle
    It ain't me who's been drinkin' 'em recently.
[16:23] Annabelle
    In any case, thanks for everythin'.
[16:26] Doz
    Excuse us... Oh, Captain.
[16:29] Moz
    Captain.
[16:29] Annabelle
    Doz, Moz, what are you doin' here?
[16:32] Both
    Nothin'.
[16:33] Annabelle
    You didn't come here to discuss
    anythin' fishy with Reiji, did you?
[16:37] Both
    But Captain—
[16:38] Annabelle
    No buts! The apothecary's
    got nothin' to do with this!
[16:42] Reiji
    Um, if there's anything I can do,
    I'd be happy to help.
[16:45] Doz
    Thank you. We knew you'd help us...
[16:47] Both
    Medicine god!
[16:49] Reiji
    Seriously, please stop calling me that!
[16:51] Doz
    Then allow us to call you
    "Brother," Brother Reiji!
[16:55] Moz
    Brother Reiji!
[16:56] Reiji
    I guess it's better than being called a god.
[16:57] Doz
    Are you aware that many bandits
    have been comin' to Kalta recently?
[17:04] Annabelle
    I'll explain the situation.
[17:09] Reiji
    People were injured protecting
    the town against bandits?
[17:11] Annabelle
    Yup. They're pretty tough.
[17:14] Doz
    So the captain's been givin'
    her potions to the injured.
[17:18] Annabelle
    Don't mention that.
[17:20] Doz
    But unless we get those bandits
    back, the lord will stop payin' us.
[17:24] Doz
    We'll have to find another job.
[17:26] Moz
    After all, we're just mercenaries.
[17:29] Reiji
    So that's why you came to me.
[17:31] Doz
    Yeah. We came to you, Brother Reiji.
[17:33] Moz
    We were hopin' to pick yer brain.
[17:36] Noela
    I sense a fight. I'll protect you, Master.
[17:39] Mina
    Ms. Noela, why don't you come
    over here and help me make lunch?
[17:42] Noela
    Woof. Lunch, lunch.
[17:44] Annabelle
    Protect, huh? That beast girl is right.
[17:48] Annabelle
    We're supposed to be protectin' you.
[17:52] Annabelle
    We can't ask for yer help.
[17:53] Reiji
    Don't say that.
[17:56] Reiji
    We're able to live like this
    because of your brigade.
[18:00] Reiji
    Let me help you at least a little.
[18:03] Doz
    The medicine god has descended!
[18:05] Reiji
    I told you, I'm not a god.
[18:06] Noela
    Woof.
[18:08] Noela
    I can't stop crying.
[18:10] Mina
    Cutting onions makes you cry.
[18:13] Reiji
    Tears? That's it!
[18:16] Reiji
    Mr. Doz and Mr. Moz, could you bring me
    the highest proof liquor you can find?
[18:20] Doz
    Of course. We'll bring you whatever
    offerings you want, medicine god.
[18:23] Doz
    You're a drinker, too, huh?
[18:25] Moz
    You, too, huh?
[18:28] Reiji
    I'm going to use it to make medicine.
[18:30] Reiji
    Hurry, please.
[18:32] Both
    As you wish.
[18:34] Annabelle
    Reiji, is there anythin' I can do?
[18:37] Reiji
    Thank you. In that case...
SIGN    Capshin Peppers
[18:44] Reiji
    That's the stuff. Could I use those?
    I'll buy you more later.
[18:48] Mina
    That's fine by me. Is this for your medicine?
[18:50] Reiji
    Yeah. Ms. Annabelle, could you come with me?
[18:52] Annabelle
    S-Sure.
[18:53] Noela
    I'll go with you!
[18:54] Reiji
    It's better if you don't come again.
[19:04] Annabelle
    So this is how you make
    your medicines. I see.
[19:07] Reiji
    It's hard to work with someone watching me.
[19:11] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, Mr. Doz has returned.
[19:14] Reiji
    Got it. Show him in.
[19:16] Mina
    Okay.
[19:18] Doz
    This is the strongest stuff I could find.
[19:20] Doz
    Drinking a glass of this on a cold day...
[19:22] Moz
    ...and then going to sleep is our greatest joy.
[19:23] Reiji
    Yeah, I'm not going to drink this,
    so I don't need your anecdotes.
[19:27] Both
    As you wish.
[19:48] Sign
    Capshin Fluid
[19:48] Reiji
    Okay, it's done.
[19:50] Doz
    Brother Reiji, what...
[19:52] Moz
    ...is this?
[19:53] Reiji
    Wait, don't get too close!
[19:55] Both
    My eyes! My eyes!
[20:00] Annabelle
    You two sure do love to overreact.
[20:02] Annabelle
    This water is nothin'.
[20:05] Annabelle
    It's just a mixture of
    liquor and capshin pepper.
[20:07] Annabelle
    And you call yerselves members
    of the Red Cat Brigade.
[20:10] Annabelle
    I can't believe warriors who fight on the
    front lines are writhing in agony over—
[20:12] Reiji
    I wouldn't get too close to that.
[20:15] Annabelle
    What is this?!
[20:17] Annabelle
    My eyes! My eyes!
[20:19] Annabelle
    Ow, ow, ow!
[20:21] Reiji
    I told you not to get close.
[20:25] Reiji
    My eyes! My eyes!
[20:28] Reiji
    Ow, ow! What is this?!
[20:29] Reiji
    Crap, crap, crap!
[20:31] Noela
    Mina, Master's rolling on the floor.
    Everyone's rolling on the floor.
[20:35] Mina
    That's Mr. Reiji's job.
[20:38] Mina
    Come on, let's serve lunch.
[20:41] Noela
    Woof.
[20:43] Annabelle
    Thanks for the food. It was good.
[20:45] Noela
    I helped Mina cook.
[20:47] Mina
    That's right.
[20:48] Doz
    Captain, we should get going.
[20:50] Moz
    Get going.
[20:51] Annabelle
    I know.
[20:52] Reiji
    Then I'll get your medicine.
[20:54] Annabelle
    Doz, you carry it.
[20:56] Doz
    Moz, you carry it.
[20:58] Moz
    Who, me? Brother Doz, you're older than me.
[21:01] Moz
    You should carry it.
[21:02] Doz
    As our leader, the captain should carry it.
[21:04] Annabelle
    Uh, but I...
[21:06] Doz
    Captain, didn't you say what belongs
    to the Red Cat Brigade is yours,
[21:09] Doz
    and what's yours is yours, too?
[21:11] Annabelle
    Well, actually, uh...
[21:12] Both
    So you should carry it, Captain!
[21:14] Reiji
    In the end, Mr. Doz and Mr. Moz took
    turns carrying the capshin fluid.
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
[21:20] Reiji
    It goes without saying
[21:21] Reiji
    that several days later,
    the bandits fled Kalta screaming.
[21:28] Sign
    Closing Time
[21:30] Reiji
    Kirio Drugstore.
[21:32] Noela
    Thank you...
[21:33] Mina
    ...for visiting...
[21:35] All
    ...again today.
[21:37] Noela
    Woof.
[21:42] Belial
    Demon King.
[21:44] Belial
    I acquired this in the human town.
[21:46] Belial
    It's a new kind of medicine.
[21:49] Ezil
    Oh? So this is the medicine
    everyone's been talking about.
[21:56] Elaine
    This won't do.
[21:58] Elaine
    This won't do at all.
SIGN    Next Customer
[22:01] Elaine
    The banquet will be ruined.
SIGN    Illustration by: Crescent @crescent_D

E3 - Beautiful Belle's Beautiful Skin Gel / Charm Fragrance / Sweetheart Cooling Gel

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[00:03] Micott
    Boss!
[00:04] Micott
    Could I get this week's energy potions?
[00:06] Reiji
    Sure. I've got your usual here.
[00:08] Reiji
    Here you go.
[00:08] Micott
    Thanks, boss.
[00:10] Micott
    I'll be back next week. See you then.
[00:12] Reiji
    Okay.
[00:14] Micott
    Boss, you've got a customer.
[00:19] Rayne
    Are you Mr. Reiji?
[00:23] Reiji
    Yes, that's me.
[00:26] Noela
    Woof?
[00:33] ---
    Drugstore
[00:33] ---
    In Another World
[01:58] Rayne
    My name is Rayne.
[01:59] Sign
    Rayne
[02:01] Rayne
    I am the butler serving
    Lord Casty Fen Dran Valgas.
[02:06] Reiji
    Okay...
SIGN    Today's Prescription: Part 1
    Beautiful Belle's
    Beautiful Skin Gel
[02:07] Noela
    Cas-en-tra?
[02:09] Mina
    Ms. Noela, let's be quiet for now.
[02:12] Noela
    Woof...
[02:13] Rayne
    I have been instructed to invite
    you to the manor by Lady Flam,
[02:17] Rayne
    the wife of the head of the Valgas family.
[02:22] Reiji
    Huh?
[02:23] Mina
    M-Mr. Reiji, I had no idea you'd
    become so close with another woman.
[02:27] Mina
    Not only that, but she's someone's wife,
    meaning... she's a m-married woman!
[02:31] Noela
    Master, what's a married woman?
[02:33] Reiji
    Don't worry about it, Noela.
[02:35] Reiji
    And Mina, don't let your
    imagination run away with you!
[02:38] Reiji
    U-Uh... I'm sorry, but who are you?
[02:42] Micott
    You don't know, boss?
[02:44] Micott
    Count Casty Fen Dran Valgas is the lord
    who rules over Kalta and our village.
[02:49] Rayne
    Indeed.
[02:50] Reiji
    You mean he's like a noble?
[02:52] Micott
    Exactly.
[02:54] Reiji
    What does someone like that want with me?
[02:56] Rayne
    Lady Flam said she would tell you
    about that when you met in person.
[03:01] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, you need to settle things with
    her before it turns into a serious matter!
[03:06] Reiji
    Huh?!
[03:07] Rayne
    This way, please.
[03:08] Reiji
    A carriage?!
[03:09] Reiji
    So fast!
[03:10] Reiji
    So huge!
SIGN    Lady Flam
[03:12] Flam
    You're the genius alchemist
    everyone's talking about?
[03:15] Reiji
    Uh... I'm not one of those,
    but I'm probably who they meant.
[03:20] Reiji
    What can I do for you?
[03:23] Reiji
    Your butler said you'd tell me face to face.
[03:26] Flam
    Allow me to be direct.
[03:29] Flam
    I'd like you to prepare an
    ointment of rejuvenation.
[03:31] Reiji
    An ointment of rejuvenation?
[03:34] Flam
    You can do it, can't you?
[03:35] Reiji
    Y-Yes. How long do I have to develop it?
[03:38] Flam
    Five days.
[03:39] Reiji
    Five days?!
[03:40] Flam
    No, since the dinner party
    is five days from now,
[03:43] Flam
    could you bring it here by
    afternoon five days from now?
[03:48] Reiji
    Five days isn't enough time.
[03:50] Flam
    Oh, dear! Are you saying I'll have
    to endure the lords gossiping
[03:53] Flam
    about how old I look behind my back again?
[03:57] Reiji
    They're wrong, Lady Flam.
    You're young and beautiful.
[04:02] Flam
    A-Am I?
[04:04] Reiji
    Yes. You're plenty beautiful
    just the way you are.
[04:10] Flam
    It's no use, though. Even if
    you believe that, they don't.
[04:16] Reiji
    I see. Once someone spreads malicious gossip
    about her, she loses her confidence.
[04:21] Reiji
    That used to happen to me all
    the time in the other world.
[04:24] Flam
    Alchemist, please.
    Isn't there anything you can do?
[04:28] Flam
    I'll pay as much as you want.
[04:30] Reiji
    Oh, no. I ask only that you pay me fairly
    once I've completed your ointment.
[04:35] Flam
    You mean you'll make it?
[04:37] Reiji
    Uh...
[04:39] Reiji
    What have I done?
[04:42] Reiji
    Very well. I'll do what I can.
[04:46] Reiji
    Even if I can't actually restore your youth,
[04:48] Reiji
    I can create a medicine that
    will make you look younger.
[04:50] Flam
    Oh, I see! You're going to
    fight the effects of aging!
[04:54] Reiji
    It won't be anything that miraculous!
[04:56] Flam
    Truly you are a genius alchemist,
    to defy the providence of God!
SIGN    4 Days Later
[05:06] Reiji
    There.
[05:07] Reiji
    I've got all the ingredients.
[05:10] Mina
    It looks like Mr. Reiji was asked to make
    some kind of medicine as compensation.
[05:15] Neola
    Compensation?
[05:16] Mina
    Oh, I'm sorry. Noela-san, you
    don't need to know that word.
[05:20] Noela
    Woof?
[05:41] Reiji
    There, it's done.
[05:41] Sign
    Beautiful Belle's
     Beautiful Skin Gel
[05:42] Narration
    Beautiful Belle's Beautiful Skin Gel.
[05:44] Narration
    Moisturizes and beautifies the skin.
[05:47] Narration
    Prevents moisture from escaping
    and makes the skin supple.
SIGN    The Next Day
[05:52] Reiji
    I've come to deliver your medicine.
[05:55] Flam
    This is it?
[05:56] Reiji
    Yes. Please put it on your
    face every day after bathing.
[05:59] Flam
    On my face?
[06:01] Flam
    Alchemist, you're not trying
    to trick me, are you?
[06:07] Reiji
    Then pretend you've fallen for
    my trick and try using it.
[06:10] Reiji
    If it doesn't work, you don't need to pay me.
[06:17] Flam
    It smells lovely.
[06:18] Reiji
    It contains flowers and fruit.
[06:21] Reiji
    Test it out on the back of your hand.
[06:28] Flam
    My, it's practically being absorbed into my skin!
[06:32] Flam
    But I'm a bit reluctant to put it on my face.
[06:35] Reiji
    It's not me who has to suffer frustration
    and sadness at the dinner party, but you.
[06:41] Reiji
    If you don't want to use it, then that's fine.
[06:46] Flam
    If you're so insistent, then I shall try it.
[06:49] Flam
    I'm sick of being the
    subject of their mockery.
[06:54] Reiji
    That's right. Get back at
    the people who mocked you.
[06:58] Flam
    Indeed.
[07:00] Flam
    I'm excited for the dinner party already.
[07:12] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, have you taken care of that matter?
[07:17] Reiji
    What matter?
[07:18] Mina
    You and that noblewoman... You know...
[07:23] Mina
    Your a-affair, Mr. Reiji.
[07:26] Mina
    You haven't been to her manor recently, so...
[07:29] Reiji
    What? She still thinks that's what happened?
[07:32] Noela
    Woof. Someone's here.
[07:36] Noela
    Woof. Master, they gave me this.
[07:39] Reiji
    Gave you what?
[07:40] Mina
    Wow, these cookies look expensive.
[07:44] Flam
    Because of you, alchemist, I was
    able to get back at those lords.
[07:48] Flam
    Thank you.
[07:49] Reiji
    Oh, good. It worked out.
[07:52] Reiji
    What a relief.
[07:54] Noela
    Delicious, delicious!
[07:57] Mina
    Such noble flavors.
[07:59] Reiji
    It looks like people are still confused,
[08:02] Reiji
    but if they're satisfied, then I'm satisfied.
[08:06] Flam
    Such beautiful skin.
SIGN    Today's Prescription: Part 2
    Charm Fragrance
[08:17] Noel
    Master!
[08:18] Noel
    Master, Drills is here.
[08:20] Reiji
    Drills?
[08:21] Mina
    Yes. Ms. Ringlets is looking
    for you, Mr. Reiji.
[08:25] Reiji
    Ringlets?
[08:26] Elaine
    How do you do?
[08:28] Elaine
    I am Elaine Fen Dran Valgas.
SIGN    Elaine
[08:32] Reiji
    I feel like I've heard that name recently.
[08:35] Mina
    Reiji-san, it's that noble family.
[08:37] Reiji
    Oh, right.
[08:39] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, you still haven't settled
    the matter with that woman yet?
[08:40] Mina
    Woof.
[08:44] Mina
    And now you've gotten her daughter involved?
[08:46] Reiji
    I told you, it's not like that!
[08:48] Noela
    Woof.
[08:49] Elaine
    Shouldn't you take a more
    respectful attitude?
[08:53] Elaine
    I came all the way to this remote place
    by myself to bless you with my presence.
[08:58] Reiji
    Bless us with your presence?
[08:59] Noela
    Nobody asked you to come!
[09:02] Mina
    Okay, Ms. Noela. You're coming with me.
[09:04] Reiji
    Listen, miss,
[09:06] Reiji
    if you want respect, you should start
    by respecting the people around you.
[09:11] Reiji
    That's the first step toward becoming an adult.
[09:13] Elaine
    D-Don't treat me like a child!
[09:15] Reiji
    Huh?
[09:16] Elaine
    The day after tomorrow, I will be
    attending a dinner party with my father.
[09:20] Elaine
    I am a proper lady!
[09:22] Reiji
    I... I see.
[09:25] Reiji
    So, did you come here to buy something?
[09:27] Reiji
    Have you saved up enough allowance?
[09:29] Reiji
    Or did your mother ask you to buy something?
[09:31] Elaine
    I'm not here on an errand for my mother.
[09:33] Elaine
    I came here today to request
    that you make a medicine for me.
[09:39] Reiji
    Request what?
[09:41] Elaine
    My mother was unrecognizably
    rejuvenated by the medicine you made.
[09:47] Elaine
    So naturally, you should be able
    to make something for me, as well.
[09:51] Reiji
    That depends on the time frame
    and nature of the medicine.
[09:54] Elaine
    By the day after tomorrow,
    I'd like a love potion to—
[09:56] Reiji
    No way. I can't do that for you.
[09:58] Elaine
    Why not? Are you saying you can fulfill
    my mother's request, but not mine?
[10:03] Reiji
    Listen, you—
[10:05] Elaine
    It's Elaine!
[10:07] Reiji
    Uh... Listen, Elaine—
[10:09] Elaine
    That's Ms. Elaine to you!
[10:12] Reiji
    Ms. Elaine, you don't need
    a love potion to be cute.
[10:17] Reiji
    You're already an attractive lady.
[10:19] Elaine
    I know that.
[10:20] Reiji
    She's not denying it.
[10:24] Elaine
    But Lord Lards of the Gallardo family
    will be attending the dinner party.
[10:32] Elaine
    And I, um...
[10:34] Reiji
    I see. So that's why you want a love potion?
[10:37] Elaine
    Yes. B-But it's not what you think.
[10:41] Elaine
    Lord Lards is the second son of a count.
[10:44] Elaine
    Our families are on equal footing.
[10:48] Elaine
    So, well... As far as I'm concerned,
    I could get a far better man.
[10:56] Reiji
    I see. You are an attractive lady, after all.
[11:01] Elaine
    You're making fun of me, aren't you?
[11:03] Reiji
    You noticed?
[11:04] Elaine
    Have the decency to deny it!
[11:07] Reiji
    Sorry.
[11:08] Elaine
    Hey, you should take people
    seriously when they're talking!
[11:12] Mina
    She seems to be enjoying herself.
[11:14] Noela
    Woof?
[11:17] Reiji
    Okay, listen. Suppose you use a love potion
    and Lord Lards falls in love with you.
[11:23] Elaine
    Okay.
[11:24] Mina
    Here. This was from your mother, actually.
[11:30] Noela
    Woof.
[11:30] Mina
    Ms. Noela!
[11:32] Noela
    Woof...
[11:34] Reiji
    Anyway, suppose he falls in
    love with you. Then what?
[11:40] Reiji
    Unless you keep taking the love potion,
    he won't stay in love with you.
[11:45] Reiji
    Isn't there something else you could be
    working on instead of getting a love potion?
[11:51] Elaine
    Then what should I do to attract Lord Lards?
[11:55] Reiji
    Huh?
[11:57] Reiji
    I don't have any experience with this...
[12:00] Reiji
    But I have to tell her something.
[12:04] Reiji
    Uh, well, let me see... I know! Yeah!
[12:10] Reiji
    I can't make you a love potion,
[12:11] Reiji
    but I might be able to make you a
    medicine that will make you attractive.
[12:16] Elaine
    Really? You can?
[12:19] Reiji
    Y-Yeah.
[12:21] ---
    Woof.
[12:22] Reiji
    I may not have romantic skills, but in
    this world, I have medicine-making skills!
[12:28] Elaine
    Oh, how marvelous! You can
    move your ears and tail!
[12:33] Elaine
    This is my first time seeing a beastling.
[12:35] Noela
    I'm not a beastling!
[12:38] Elaine
    What could you be other than a beastling?
[12:40] Noela
    I'm a werewolf!
[12:42] Elaine
    Is there a difference?
[12:44] Noela
    A big difference!
[12:45] Reiji
    Oh, come on...
[12:47] Noela
    Master, I don't like Drills!
[12:51] Reiji
    You've got the dignity of a werewolf.
[12:54] Mina
    Ms. Noela, what about me?
[12:56] Noela
    I like you!
[12:58] Mina
    Hooray!
[13:01] Reiji
    All right. Now for the finishing touches.
[13:13] Reiji
    Done!
[13:13] Sign
    Charm
    Fragrance
[13:14] Narration
    Charm Fragrance.
[13:16] Narration
    A perfume with a refreshing fruit smell.
[13:20] Reiji
    Smells good.
[13:23] Elaine
    D-Did you finish your love potion?
[13:26] Reiji
    Just so you know, it's not a love potion.
[13:30] Reiji
    Here are the effects.
[13:33] Elaine
    What? "An ordinary perfume that smells nice"?
[13:36] Reiji
    Yes. It may be an ordinary perfume,
[13:38] Reiji
    but if you use it according to my
    instructions, you'll level up as a lady.
[13:43] Elaine
    I'll level up?
[13:45] Reiji
    However, it's possible to
    ruin its effects with your
[13:49] Reiji
    attitude, expression, and behavior.
[13:51] Elaine
    I-I know that.
[13:55] Reiji
    This side of her is compliant and cute.
[14:00] Reiji
    Now rub your wrists together.
[14:03] Elaine
    Okay. Like this?
[14:06] Elaine
    My, what a lovely smell.
[14:08] Elaine
    But this doesn't seem like enough.
[14:11] Reiji
    Applying too much actually
    makes it unpleasant.
[14:13] Elain
    I see. You're quite
    well-informed, aren't you?
[14:17] Reiji
    You just know too little.
[14:19] Elaine
    S-Surely there's a kinder way to phrase that.
[14:23] Elaine
    I'm the daughter of the Valgas
    family that rules over this town.
[14:28] Reiji
    I know. Okay, now we'll do your neck.
[14:32] Elaine
    I see reminding you of my
    status has no effect on you.
[14:36] Elaine
    What an odd person.
[14:37] Reiji
    That should do it.
[14:39] Noela
    Drills has a nicer look on her face now.
[14:39] Elaine
    What a lovely smell!
[14:43] Mina
    Fragrances can change hearts.
[14:46] Mina
    Impressive work, Mr. Reiji.
[14:48] Mina
    Welco—
[14:49] Rayne
    I heard milady is— She's here!
[14:54] Rayne
    Miss, I've been looking for you!
[14:56] Elaine
    Oh, my. You found me.
[14:58] Reiji
    What? You didn't tell your
    butler you were coming here?
[15:02] Elaine
    Mr. Reiji, thank you for this. Take care.
[15:06] Reiji
    Good luck at the dinner party.
[15:10] Elaine
    Where did that c-come from?!
[15:12] Elaine
    I-I don't need your encouragement!
    I'm a lady overflowing with charm!
[15:17] Elaine
    Y-You don't need to worry about me!
[15:21] Reiji
    She's probably at the age where
    she's in love with being in love.
[15:24] Reiji
    I'm sure plenty of things will go wrong,
[15:26] Reiji
    but I hope that perfume
    helps her in some small way.
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
SIGN    Several Days Later
[15:31] Reiji
    At least, that's what I thought.
[15:35] Elaine
    How do you do?
[15:37] Reiji
    Welco— Oh, Elaine.
[15:40] Reiji
    What's the matter?
    Isn't the dinner party today?
[15:42] Elaine
    Actually, I've decided not to go.
[15:46] Reiji
    Huh?
[15:47] Elaine
    Wh-When I thought about it,
[15:49] Elaine
    I realized a man who speaks frankly
    w-would be a better match for me.
[15:56] Reiji
    Uh-huh...
[15:57] Elaine
    A-And besides, I prefer talented men.
[16:04] Mina
    Oh, Ms. Elaine. What brings you here today?
[16:08] Elaine
    I-I've come to help around the shop.
[16:14] Mina
    Help?
[16:15] Noela
    Woof?
[16:17] Reiji
    I don't know what you could do to help.
[16:20] Elaine
    I-I'm sure I could do anything
    that beastling can do.
[16:24] Noela
    I'm not a beastling! I'm a werewolf!
[16:27] Reiji
    Huh? Are you wearing that perfume?
[16:29] Elaine
    Yes. I, um... wore it today.
[16:34] Elaine
    Do you find it unpleasant?
[16:36] Reiji
    No, it smells good.
[16:38] Reiji
    But why did you wear it?
[16:40] Elaine
    B-Because I'm a lady.
[16:44] Elaine
    And I'll be here for two days.
[16:46] Reiji
    Two days?
[16:47] Elaine
    I got permission to work
    here from my parents.
[16:52] Elaine
    And from my butler, as well.
[16:53] Reiji
    You never got my permission.
[16:55] Noela
    Woof. Master is right.
[16:58] Elaine
    Even my father said
    I could work for two days.
[17:02] Elaine
    He said it would be a good opportunity
    to learn about the world.
[17:05] Reiji
    Don't you need my permission
    first as the owner of this shop?
[17:08] Noela
    Woof. Master is right.
[17:10] Elaine
    Mr. Reiji, will you not allow it?
[17:12] Noela
    Master, no Drills.
[17:16] Mina
    Why don't we do this?
[17:18] Mina
    You can assist Ms. Noela.
[17:21] Reiji
    That sounds like a good idea.
[17:23] Noela
    Woof! I'll teach Drills!
[17:26] Elaine
    You're going to teach me, Ms. Noela?
[17:29] Noela
    Not Ms. Noela. Professor Noela!
[17:31] Mina
    Professor Noela. How marvelous.
[17:34] Elaine
    Actually... I would prefer
    to have Mr. Reiji teach me.
[17:41] Noela
    Master is busy. He doesn't have time for you.
[17:45] Mina
    Good luck, you two.
[17:50] Noela
    Woof. You have to listen to me.
[17:54] Elaine
    Okay.
[17:54] Noela
    First, greetings. Welcome!
[17:56] Elaine
    Welcome!
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
[18:00] Noela
    Woof. Are you listening, Drills?
[18:02] Micott
    Hey.
[18:03] Noela
    Welcome.
[18:03] Elaine
    Welcome to our store.
[18:05] Elaine
    Well, what are you looking for today?
[18:09] Elaine
    I graciously offer you my assistance.
[18:13] Micott
    Boss, what's going on here?
[18:17] Reiji
    Sorry.
[18:19] Reiji
    I'm really sorry.
[18:21] Micott
    Don't worry. It's funny, so it's all good.
[18:24] Micott
    See you later.
[18:25] Mina
    We're lucky Ms. Micott was our customer.
[18:28] Reiji
    Elaine.
[18:30] Reiji
    If you interact with customers like that,
    they'll stop coming. They think it's creepy.
[18:35] Reiji
    Okay, Lady Elaine?
[18:37] Elaine
    Huh? C-Could you say that one more time?
[18:42] Reiji
    I said, if you interact
    with customers like that—
[18:44] Elaine
    Not that. The "Lady Elaine" part.
[18:50] Reiji
    Lady... Elaine?
[18:54] Elaine
    Oh, I can imagine slipping out of my
    manor at night to secretly meet with you!
[19:01] Elaine
    But you and I are a
    noblewoman and a commoner.
[19:05] Elaine
    Our statuses are too different!
[19:06] Reiji
    I'm not sure what this is,
    so I'm going to ignore it.
[19:10] Reiji
    And so, Lady Elaine and her ringlets
    worked at the shop for two days.
[19:16] Elaine
    Ms. Noela, here you go.
[19:18] Noela
    For me?
[19:19] Elaine
    Yes. I made this perfume myself.
[19:23] Elaine
    Mr. Reiji taught me how to make it.
[19:26] Noela
    Thanks, Drills. You can have this.
[19:31] Elaine
    Oh, my. It looks just like your tail.
[19:34] Noela
    A substitute Noela.
[19:36] Elain
    Ms. Noela, would it be
    all right if I came again?
[19:43] Noela
    Sure.
[19:46] Elaine
    Thank you, Ms. Noela.
[19:50] Mina
    They've become friends.
[19:52] Reiji
    I never expected this.
[19:56] Reiji
    It's so hot.
SIGN    Today's Prescription: Part 3
    Sweetheart Cooling Gel
[19:59] Reiji
    Why is it so hot today?
[20:03] Noela
    I'm going to squeeze you.
[20:06] Reiji
    Get off of me, you hairball!
[20:08] Mina
    It's hot up by the ceiling, too.
[20:11] Elaine
    How do you do?
[20:13] Elaine
    I have arrived.
[20:14] Noela
    Drills!
[20:15] Elaine
    I'm sorry. I didn't come to
    play with you today, Ms. Noela.
[20:19] Elaine
    Since it's so hot, my father
    instructed me to ask Mr. Reiji
[20:23] Elaine
    to make a medicine that
    will bring winter to us.
[20:26] Reiji
    I can't do that!
[20:28] Elaine
    You can't?
[20:29] Reiji
    Look, magic and medicine aren't the same...
[20:32] Reiji
    Actually, that might work. All right.
[20:36] Sign
    Sweetheart
     Cooling Gel
[20:37] Reiji
    Done.
[20:38] Narration
    Sweetheart Cooling Gel.
[20:40] Narration
    As the gel evaporates, it removes heat.
[20:43] Reiji
    First, I'll test it on myself.
[20:48] Reiji
    I'm experiencing an extremely
    localized winter!
[20:51] Reiji
    Cold, cold!
[20:51] Mina
    It's that cold? I want to try it, too!
[20:53] Noela
    Me, too!
[20:54] Elaine
    Me, too!
[20:58] All
    Cold, cold, cold!
[21:00] Elaine
    Winter has arrived!
    Winter, in the middle of summer!
[21:03] Mina
    You're right. Mr. Reiji's
    medicines never fail to impress.
[21:07] Mina
    S-So cold...
[21:09] Noela
    So sleepy...
[21:11] Elaine
    Ms. Noela, don't go to sleep!
[21:15] Elaine
    I'm so cold... and sleepy...
[21:19] Elaine
    I love you, Mr. Reiji...
[21:25] Reiji
    Are you freezing to death in the mountains?!
[21:28] Reiji
    You used all of it?!
[21:29] Reiji
    If you use too much, you'll get too cold!
[21:32] Sign
    Closing Time
[21:34] Reiji
    Kirio Drugstore.
[21:35] Noela
    Thank you...
[21:36] Mina
    ...for visiting...
[21:38] All
    ...again today.
[21:40] Noela
    Woof.
[21:48] Ezil
    Incredible. This is incredible.
SIGN    Next Customer
[22:01] Pierre
    So this is the Rabbit Tavern.
SIGN    Illustration by:

E4 - Rokushou Sauce / Emotional Drive

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[00:13] Reiji
    What's gotten into you?
[00:15] Reiji
    Noela?!
[00:21] Noela
    It attacked me.
[00:23] Reiji
    Attacked? Who did?
[00:28] Noela
    The squirrel.
[00:35] Reiji
    That should do it.
SIGN    Poison-Be-Gone
[00:38] Narration
    Poison-Be-Gone.
[00:40] Narration
    In addition to being a sedative,
    it also removes toxic substances.
[00:45] Noela
    Master, the squirrel was in pain.
[00:48] Reiji
    Maybe it accidentally ate a poisonous nut.
[00:52] Noela
    Makes sense.
[00:58] Reiji
    Once the medicine takes effect,
    it should return to its burrow.
[01:01] Reiji
    We should head home, too.
[01:02] Noela
    Woof!
SIGN    The Next Morning
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
[01:14] Mina
    What a wonderful morning... Huh?
[01:25] Mina
    Mr. Reiji!
[01:27] Mina
    Look at this.
[01:29] Mina
    A squirrel brought these.
[01:30] Reiji
    A squirrel?
[01:31] Sign
    Rokushou Nuts
[01:32] Narration
    Rokushou nuts.
[01:33] Narration
    A very fragrant nut.
[01:36] Reiji
    Rokushou nuts? Are they like a spice?
[01:42] Noela
    Delicious! Delicious!
[01:45] Mina
    Are these okay to eat raw?
[01:48] Reiji
    I want to believe in Noela's
    feral constitution.
[01:50] Mina
    But why did a squirrel bring these here?
[01:53] Noela
    Master saved the squirrel!
[01:55] Mina
    Oh, my.
[01:57] Reiji
    Oh, that squirrel?
[01:59] Mina
    Perhaps it was trying to thank you.
[02:02] Mina
    It was repaying the favor.
[02:04] Reiji
    Repaying the favor, huh?
[02:07] Reiji
    These will make a good snack for Noela.
[02:16] ---
    Drugstore
[02:16] ---
    In Another World
SIGN    Today's Prescription: Part 1
    Rokushou Sauce
[03:41] Mina
    Since then, the squirrel has been
    bringing us rokushou nuts every day.
[03:45] Mina
    It gave us so many today, too.
[03:47] Mina
    But I don't know how to cook them.
[03:51] Mina
    And we don't have any ingredients
    to cook them with, anyway.
[03:55] Reiji
    Sorry, I forgot to go shopping.
[03:58] Reiji
    I'll pick up lunch at the Rabbit Tavern.
[03:59] Noela
    Woof, woof. Rabbit food, rabbit food.
[04:05] Reiji
    Since it's lunchtime, they might be busy.
[04:06] Rena Dad
    Get out of here!
[04:08] Reiji
    Wasn't that the guy who
    runs the Rabbit Tavern?
[04:11] Rena Dad
    I'm not selling this shop to you.
[04:13] Sign
    Rena
[04:13] Sign
    Tavern Owner
     (Rena's Dad)
[04:14] Rena Dad
    Get out of here already.
[04:15] Pierre
    I won't talk about that anymore.
SIGN    Fernando
[04:19] Pierre
    But I appreciate your cooking skills.
[04:23] Pierre
    What do you say?
[04:25] Pierre
    Why not work for me?
[04:28] Rena Dad
    No! This shop is full of our memories.
[04:32] Rena Dad
    I won't let it close so easily.
[04:34] Rena Dad
    Now leave!
[04:37] Pierre
    Well, good luck to you.
[04:40] Pierre
    I'm already excited for the
    day you'll come crying to me.
[04:47] Pierre
    I shall leave for today.
[04:52] Pierre
    What's this?
[04:54] Pierre
    I see you still have eccentric customers
    coming to your dingy little shop.
[04:59] Pierre
    Excuse me.
[05:10] Reiji
    What's his problem?
[05:11] Noela
    Woof!
[05:12] Rena
    Mr. Pharmacist and Li'l Wolf.
[05:18] Rena
    Sorry you had to see that.
[05:20] Reiji
    It's fine. Who was that guy who
    looked like his name must be Pierre?
[05:24] Rena
    Pierre?
[05:26] Rena
    He's the owner of Combdale.
[05:30] Rena
    It's a restaurant serving tasty meat
    dishes that recently opened nearby.
[05:35] Reiji
    He wants you to sell your shop?
[05:38] Rena
    He's trying to buy out all the competition.
[05:42] Reiji
    You mean he's harassing you.
[05:46] Rena
    We've been running this shop forever.
[05:49] Rena
    We can't just hand it over to him.
[05:54] Reiji
    It's not a question of money.
[05:57] Reiji
    I doubt I'd ever let go of my shop, either.
[06:01] Rena
    Mr. Pharmacist, what should we do?
[06:04] Noela
    Rena.
[06:06] Noela
    You can have these.
[06:07] Noela
    They'll cheer you up.
[06:10] Rena
    Li'l Wolf....
[06:12] Noela
    I love rabbit food.
[06:17] Rena
    Li'l Wolf, thank you!
[06:19] Noela
    Woof...
[06:24] Rena Dad
    This smell...
[06:25] Rena Dad
    Are these rokushou nuts?
[06:27] Reiji
    Yes, they are.
[06:28] Rena Dad
    Where did you get these?
[06:30] Noela
    From a squirrel.
[06:32] Both
    A squirrel?
[06:33] Noela
    Woof.
[06:34] Reiji
    It's a long story. I'll tell
    you about it another time.
[06:37] Rena Dad
    Rokushou nuts are a high-quality ingredient
    that's incredibly hard to find.
[06:41] Reiji
    This is a high-quality ingredient?
[06:44] Rena Dad
    Even some of the greatest
    chefs around couldn't
[06:46] Rena Dad
    get their hands on them,
    no matter how hard they looked.
[06:49] Rena Dad
    On top of that, they're difficult to cook with.
[06:53] Rena Dad
    When some were given to the king's palace,
[06:55] Rena Dad
    a legendary royal chef apparently
    succeeded in creating a sauce.
[07:00] Rena
    That's amazing. Then let's make
    something based on that recipe.
[07:05] Rena Dad
    The thing is...
[07:07] Rena Dad
    Before they could pass on
    their recipe to anyone else,
[07:10] Rena Dad
    that chef died after eating too much
    of that sauce because it was so good.
[07:15] Rena
    Oh, no...
[07:17] Reiji
    I see. If we could make that
    rare sauce using these...
[07:23] Reiji
    Could you let me handle this?
[07:26] Rena Dad
    A pharmacist?
[07:28] Reiji
    We've got the ingredients.
[07:30] Reiji
    We just need to make our own rokushou sauce.
[07:33] Reiji
    That's how we can fight back
    against that restaurant.
[07:35] Noela
    I'll protect the rabbit food!
[07:38] ---
    Oh...
[07:39] ---
    "Oh"?
[07:41] Noela
    I ate all the rokushou nuts.
[07:44] Reiji
    Wha...
[07:46] Reiji
    What?!
[07:53] Reiji
    Since this was where we
    encountered the squirrel,
[07:57] Reiji
    I thought we might be able
    to find them here, but...
[08:03] Noela
    Not here.
[08:04] Reiji
    He did say they were rare.
[08:06] Noela
    The forest is deep.
    Maybe they're farther away.
[08:10] Reiji
    I see. Then the squirrel must've gone
    to a lot of trouble to bring us those.
[08:15] Noela
    Woof. The squirrel is
    serious about thanking you.
[08:19] Reiji
    Now it's our turn to thank it.
[08:23] Reiji
    Maybe I'll leave it an energy potion.
[08:26] Noela
    Woof. I'm sure it'll like that.
[08:31] Reiji
    All right. Shall we head home?
[08:34] Noela
    Woof!
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
[08:40] Reiji
    I suppose finding them is as difficult
    as you'd expect for a rare nut.
[08:47] Noela
    Master, I'm sorry I ate them.
[08:51] Reiji
    It's okay.
[08:53] Mina
    You couldn't help it.
    They were delicious, after all.
[08:56] Reiji
    Yeah. What are we going to do, though?
[08:59] Reiji
    The rokushou nuts are the
    whole point. Without those...
[09:02] Noela
    Woof?
[09:03] Mina
    Rain?
[09:06] All
    What?!
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
[09:08] Reiji
    Are these for the energy potion?
[09:13] Reiji
    This is a huge help. Now we can make the sauce.
[09:16] Mina
    Thank you, squirrel.
[09:18] Noela
    Woof!
[09:41] Reiji
    Done!
SIGN    Rokushou Sauce
[09:43] Narration
    Rokushou Sauce.
[09:45] Narration
    Characterized by its
    elegant and refined aroma.
[09:47] Narration
    It's acidic with a refreshing aftertaste.
[09:50] Narration
    Not even the king gets to taste it often.
[09:55] Reiji
    Smells good. Okay, the next steps
    will take place at the Rabbit Tavern.
[09:59] Both
    Yeah!
[10:01] Pierre
    Sniff, sniff. Sniff, sniff.
[10:03] Pierre
    What is this smell? I recognize it!
[10:08] Pierre
    I know what this is.
[10:09] Pierre
    This was served at a dinner
    party at the king's palace.
[10:20] Pierre
    Who was it? Who made this?
[10:25] Pierre
    Rabbit...
[10:26] Noela
    Woof.
[10:29] Reiji
    Welcome.
[10:32] Reiji
    Mr. Pierre, if you want some,
    you'll have to get in line.
[10:36] Reiji
    You skipped the line when
    you came in, didn't you?
[10:38] Pierre
    I am not Pierre! My name is Fernando!
[10:44] Pierre
    Happy?
[10:46] Sign
    1 Hour Later
[10:47] Rena
    May I take your order, Mr. Pierre?
[10:49] Pierre
    Who are you calling Pierre?
[10:52] Pierre
    You've got a rokushou sauce, haven't you?
[10:54] Pierre
    I'd like a dish that uses that.
[10:57] Rena
    Very well.
[11:00] Reiji
    Thank you for waiting.
[11:03] Reiji
    I'll pour the sauce on now.
    One moment, please.
[11:09] Reiji
    Eat it while it's hot.
[11:12] Pierre
    Sniff, sniff.
[11:13] Pierre
    This rich aroma... It practically
    bursts at the tip of my nose.
[11:18] Pierre
    I'll try it now.
[11:25] Pierre
    The rich aroma spreads with every bite!
[11:30] Pierre
    Another bite.
[11:32] Pierre
    Even after swallowing, it remains
    in the back of my nose, but...
[11:40] Pierre
    What is this feeling that's as
    refreshing as a clear-flowing river?
[11:44] Pierre
    This flavor makes me wish
    I could keep eating it forever!
[11:51] Pierre
    Not only that, but a single plate
    of this costs only 500 rin?
[11:55] Pierre
    This dish that goes as well with
    drinks as it does with bread?!
[12:01] Reiji
    You ate that in a flash.
[12:04] Reiji
    You didn't choke, did you?
[12:07] Pierre
    Who made this Rokushou Sauce?
[12:10] Pierre
    No one should be able to
    make that! Was it the owner?
[12:14] Reiji
    Was it? Who knows?
[12:16] Reiji
    We've got customers waiting.
[12:18] Reiji
    Could you vacate your table, please?
[12:22] Rena
    We'll protect the Rabbit Tavern.
[12:29] Pierre
    It wasn't the owner.
[12:30] Pierre
    If he could make this,
    he would've made it before.
[12:33] Pierre
    For the same reason, it wasn't the daughter.
[12:36] Pierre
    Which means...
[12:38] Pierre
    Could it really be?!
[12:39] Reiji
    Come on, everyone.
[12:41] Reiji
    We've still got plenty of food and sauce.
[12:44] Reiji
    Form a line, please.
[12:46] Pierre
    You.
[12:47] Reiji
    Huh?
[12:49] Reiji
    Whoa, whoa, whoa... What are you doing?
[12:52] Pierre
    You made the sauce, didn't you?
[12:54] Pierre
    I'll buy each serving for 500,000 rin.
[12:58] Reiji
    I made the sauce to be used
    at the Rabbit Tavern only.
[13:03] Reiji
    If you want it, you'll have to talk to the owner.
[13:05] Pierre
    You little...
[13:06] Pierre
    How about 600,000?
[13:11] Pierre
    700,000.
[13:14] Pierre
    800,000!
[13:16] Reiji
    Not everyone is motivated by money.
[13:23] Pierre
    In that case...
[13:25] Pierre
    Please sell it to me! I'm begging you!
[13:28] Reiji
    One trillion rin.
[13:30] Pierre
    One—
[13:31] Pierre
    I-If you could just tell me where
    you acquired your rokushou nuts...
[13:37] Reiji
    An acquaintance of mine
    leaves them at my house.
[13:40] Pierre
    Who is this acquaintance?
[13:42] Reiji
    A squirrel.
[13:44] Pierre
    A squirrel? You bully!
[13:48] Reiji
    Don't you think you're too old to cry?
[13:51] Noela
    Pierre, you can have this.
[13:54] Reiji
    So cheer up.
[13:56] Noela
    Master, Mina is waiting.
[13:58] Reiji
    You're right. We should get going.
[14:04] Pierre
    Huh?
[14:06] Pierre
    Damn it!
[14:08] Pierre
    I lost!
[14:10] Pierre
    But it's so good!
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
SIGN    Today's Prescription: Part 2
     Emotional Drive
[14:16] Reiji
    Welcome.
[14:18] Reiji
    Oh, Ms. Feris.
[14:20] Feris
    Um, Mr. Alchemist...
[14:23] Reiji
    What?
[14:24] Feris
    I have a request!
[14:26] Reiji
    Personal space!
[14:27] Feris
    You see... I want to have Zeral's baby!
[14:35] Feris
    Recently, Zeral and I haven't
    been doing it very much.
[14:42] Reiji
    "Doing it"?
[14:44] Feris
    I don't know if there's something wrong
    with him or if he has a mistress, but I...
[14:48] ---
    Oh, no.
[14:51] Feris
    I'm so anxious and anxious
    and anxious that I—
[14:52] ---
    Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...
[14:55] Reiji
    Hey, wait. Here, have some tea.
[14:58] Sign
    Landenflower Tea
[15:05] Feris
    I'm so anxious, I can't sleep at night.
[15:07] Feris
    For some reason, I sleep well
    when I drink this tea, though.
[15:11] Reiji
    Well, that's good.
[15:13] Feris
    Mr. Alchemist, c-could you make me an
    aphrodisiac to put Zeral in the mood?
[15:27] Reiji
    Very well! I'll think about it!
[15:30] Reiji
    That said, first I need to question him.
SIGN    Alonzo Family Farm
[15:38] Reiji
    How have things been with Ms. Feris recently?
[15:41] Reiji
    Gotten into any arguments?
[15:43] Zerl
    What? No, why? Is something the matter?
[15:47] Reiji
    Uh, um...
[15:51] Reiji
    Can I tell him that Ms. Feris
    asked me to make an aphrodisiac?
[15:56] Reiji
    I'm sure there's some
    confidentiality issue here.
[16:00] Zeral
    Mr. Reiji?
[16:01] Reiji
    It's nothing. I'm glad to hear it.
[16:04] Reiji
    Are the two of you thinking about
    getting married in the future?
[16:09] Zeral
    Married?
[16:11] Zeral
    Yes, I've been thinking about it.
[16:13] Zeral
    She's from a wealthy merchant
    family from a neighboring town.
[16:16] Reiji
    I see.
[16:17] Zeral
    Both our parents approve of our relationship.
[16:21] Zeral
    But where is this coming from?
[16:23] Reiji
    Well, normally, I feel there's a proper order
    to things that should be followed,
[16:28] Reiji
    but if you love each other and you're
    thinking about a future together,
[16:31] Reiji
    then maybe it's okay.
[16:32] Reiji
    Besides, both your families are rich.
[16:38] Sign
    Emotional Drive
[16:38] Narration
    Emotional Drive.
[16:40] Narration
    A medicine that strengthens emotions.
[16:44] Reiji
    Its acronym could stand for something else.
[16:47] Reiji
    I'm not sure if this will work,
    but I'll give it to Zeral tomorrow.
[16:51] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, you have a customer.
[16:53] Reiji
    I'll be right there.
[17:02] Reiji
    Thank you.
[17:05] Reiji
    Boy, I worked hard today.
[17:08] Noela
    Mina, this is a new tasty flavor.
[17:12] Mina
    Oh, thank you.
[17:18] Reiji
    M-Mina, don't drink that!
[17:22] Mina
    I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself.
[17:27] Mina
    Huh? What?
[17:31] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, wh-what shall I do?
[17:39] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, I feel incredibly naughty.
[17:48] Reiji
    At least you're honest.
[17:49] Reiji
    No! Crap... Do I have anything for her?
[17:52] Reiji
    Oh, yeah! I've got that
    antidote I fed the squirrel!
[17:57] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, where are you going?
[18:00] Reiji
    Where am I going?
[18:01] Mina
    You're the one who did this to me.
[18:03] Reiji
    Hey, cut that out!
[18:04] Reiji
    Don't blame me if you want to
    die of embarrassment later.
[18:07] Mina
    I'm already dead.
[18:09] Reiji
    I can't argue with that!
[18:11] Reiji
    I mean you'll regret what you've
    done once you return to your senses.
[18:15] Mina
    Ever I since I died,
[18:17] Mina
    I've been regretting all kinds of things.
[18:21] Mina
    One more regret couldn't hurt.
[18:24] Reiji
    Jeez, that's heavy.
[18:25] Reiji
    Huh? Noela?
[18:27] Noela
    Tastes like energy. Energy is important.
[18:29] Annabelle
    I have been feelin' tired recently.
[18:32] Reiji
    Wait! If you drink that—
[18:36] Mina
    Ms. Noela again? Please
    pay more attention to me.
[18:41] Mina
    Otherwise, I'll haunt you.
[18:44] Sign
    I'll Haunt You
[18:45] Reiji
    Don't make that sound so cheery!
[18:51] ---
    Woof!
[18:59] Annabelle
    Pharmacist, I feel kinda strange.
[19:06] Reiji
    I knew it.
[19:08] Annabelle
    You knew it?
[19:10] Annabelle
    Aw, shucks.
[19:12] Moz
    Our uncouth captain is showin'
    off her feminine side!
[19:14] Moz
    So cute!
[19:16] Reiji
    Do your jobs.
[19:18] Mina
    Mr. Reiji is busy.
[19:20] Mina
    He has to do dirty things with me.
[19:23] Reiji
    What?!
[19:25] Annabelle
    Y'all don't mind if I join, do you?
[19:29] Mina
    What a good idea.
[19:30] Reiji
    That's a terrible idea!
[19:33] Noela
    Mina is feeling better.
[19:34] Noela
    Master's tasty potions fix
    everything. Energy is important.
[19:38] Reiji
    Noela!
[19:40] Reiji
    Oh, right! Bring me that antidote!
[19:43] Noela
    Okay, Master. You can count on me.
[19:53] Noela
    Master, I remembered I have something to do.
[19:58] Annabelle
    Pharmacist.
[20:00] Mina
    Mr. Reiji.
[20:04] Reiji
    You guys!
[20:16] Mina
    Why did I do that?
[20:20] Reiji
    I told you, it's not my
    problem if you regret it.
[20:24] Reiji
    You're lucky you were able
    to take the antidote.
[20:27] Noela
    M-Master...
[20:30] Noela
    I broke your medicines.
[20:33] ---
    Woof...
[20:35] Reiji
    Okay, okay.
[20:37] Reiji
    You already apologized. It's okay.
[20:40] Noela
    Master...
[20:42] Zeral
    Mr. Reiji, listen to this.
[20:45] Reiji
    Hold on.
[20:48] Zeral
    What's this?
[20:49] Reiji
    I suppose you could call
    it an energizing medicine.
[20:53] Zeral
    I see.
[21:06] Zeral
    Mr. Reiji, I feel so hot for some reason.
[21:12] Reiji
    The effects of the ED medicine were proven.
SIGN    Several Days Later
[21:15] Reiji
    And then...
[21:17] Zeral
    Feris, I love you.
[21:18] Feris
    I love you, too.
[21:20] ---
    Well, I love you times a million.
[21:21] Reiji
    I'm just glad my customers seem satisfied.
[21:23] ---
    And I love you times...
[21:25] ---
    Yeah.
[21:26] Reiji
    Just great.
[21:29] Reiji
    Just get married already.
[21:30] Sign
    Best Wishes!
SIGN    Closing Time
[21:34] Reiji
    Kirio Drugstore.
[21:35] Noela
    Thank you...
[21:36] Mina
    ...for visiting...
[21:38] All
    ...again today.
[21:40] ---
    Woof!
[21:48] Ezil
    Another.
[21:51] Belial
    D-Demon King, you'll upset your stomach.
[22:01] Ririka
    Brother...
SIGN    Next Customer
SIGN    Illustration by: Syutsuri

E5 - Come Here Beast Lure / Stomach Acheless

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[00:16] Reiji
    Is there an event going on?
[00:19] Reiji
    What is that?
[00:21] All
    Mr. Kururu!
[00:26] Reiji
    The Kalta Festival?
[00:27] Mina
    Yes. It's been held for a long time.
[00:30] Mina
    I attended the festival a century ago.
[00:33] Reiji
    Wow.
[00:34] Mina
    And the greatest highlight
    of all is the Hunting Festival.
[00:37] Reiji
    Hunting Festival?
[00:38] Mina
    Skilled archers enter the
    woods to shoot beasts.
[00:42] Mina
    Wapow! It's incredibly intense.
[00:46] Noela
    Wapow!
[00:47] Reiji
    I'm sure it's quite the spectacle.
[00:49] Mina
    For the past several years, an elf
    named Mr. Kururu has won every year.
[00:54] Reiji
    Kururu? That guy?
[00:57] Reiji
    Wel...come?
[01:02] Reiji
    It's an elf.
[01:06] Ririka
    I...
[01:07] Ririka
    I want to put my brother to shame!
[01:10] Reiji
    Huh? What?
[01:18] ---
    Drugstore
[01:18] ---
    In Another World
SIGN    Today's Prescription: Part 1
    Come Here Beast Lure
[02:44] Reiji
    You want to put your brother to shame?
[02:47] Ririka
    I am Ririka, Kururu's younger sister.
SIGN    Ririka
[02:51] Reiji
    Kururu? Oh, you mean the popular Mr. Kururu
    who wins the Hunting Festival every year?
[02:57] Ririka
    Yes. But starting this year,
    my brother will be running the event
[03:01] Ririka
    rather than participating in the hunt.
[03:03] Reiji
    Oh... I see.
[03:05] Ririka
    So I will be participating in his place.
[03:09] Reiji
    Uh-huh.
[03:10] Ririka
    I heard there's an incredible
    alchemist in this town named Reiji.
[03:14] Reiji
    I'm not alchemist, I'm a pharmacist.
[03:17] Reiji
    And you should know that I can't make a
    medicine that will make you a better archer.
[03:22] Ririka
    What?!
[03:24] Reiji
    She really was planning to ask for one.
[03:27] Ririka
    I was actually hoping you could
    make a medicine that would make
[03:30] Ririka
    a terrible archer like myself win!
[03:32] Reiji
    I can't do that.
[03:33] Reiji
    And it sounds even harder
    than just making a medicine
[03:35] Reiji
    that improves your archery skill—
[03:36] Ririka
    But I heard you can make any medicine!
[03:39] Reiji
    Medicines can't fix everything!
[03:42] Reiji
    If you want to become better with a bow,
    why don't you have your brother teach you?
[03:46] Ririka
    My brother always treats me like a child.
[03:50] Ririka
    He says archery is a bit
    too difficult for me.
[03:54] Reiji
    So you came here for a medicine
    that would do something about that?
[04:00] Ririka
    I want to put my brother to shame.
[04:03] Ririka
    If I win the Hunting Festival,
    he'll have to recognize my skills.
[04:07] Reiji
    Huh? Hold on.
[04:10] Ririka
    Ow.
[04:11] Reiji
    Oh, sorry.
[04:12] Reiji
    She already worked hard doing what she could.
[04:14] Reiji
    She came to me because that wasn't enough.
[04:20] Reiji
    Fine. I'll help you.
[04:22] Ririka
    What? Really?!
[04:23] Reiji
    But I can't make a medicine unless
    I know how skilled you are.
[04:28] Ririka
    Good point.
[04:29] Reiji
    Also, I can't make you a medicine that will
    make you win or make you a better archer.
[04:36] Reiji
    All my medicine can do
    is support your skills.
[04:39] Ririka
    I understand.
[04:53] ---
    Woof, woof.
[04:58] Ririka
    Wh-What? If you're got something
    to say, spit it out.
[05:01] Ririka
    I-I know I suck.
[05:05] Reiji
    Let me see your hands.
[05:06] Ririka
    Wait, wha—
[05:09] Reiji
    If you're in pain, you should say so.
[05:11] Ririka
    If saying so would make me a
    better archer, then I would.
[05:14] Reiji
    Noela.
[05:15] Noela
    Woof?
[05:16] Reiji
    Bring me a potion.
[05:20] Noela
    Woof.
[05:24] Reiji
    Here, take a sip of this.
[05:27] Reiji
    This medicine recovers stamina.
[05:29] Reiji
    It should have some effect
    on cuts and blisters, too.
[05:32] Ririka
    I never said it hurt.
[05:34] Reiji
    You should accept the kindness of others.
[05:39] Ririka
    It's tasty.
[05:45] Reiji
    You're starting to hit the target.
[05:47] Ririka
    It's not like I couldn't hit it
    at all to begin with.
[05:50] Reiji
    Even so, if this is how you
    perform with a stationary target,
[05:53] Reiji
    with the unstable footing of the
    forest and a moving target...
[05:58] Reiji
    Noela, you can shoot a bow?
[06:01] Noela
    Woof?
[06:02] Ririka
    Archery isn't so simple
    that an amateur can just—
[06:08] Noela
    Woof! Master, I hit it!
[06:10] Reiji
    That's amazing, Noela.
[06:11] Ririka
    H-How did she do that so easily?
[06:14] Noela
    Woof.
[06:17] Noela
    Woof!
[06:18] Noela
    Woof!
[06:19] Noela
    Woof!
[06:22] Noela
    Master, archery is fun.
[06:24] Reiji
    Ms. Noela, you're going to crush
    the spirit of that elf over there.
[06:28] Reiji
    Actually, it's already been
    crushed. Give it a rest.
[06:31] Noela
    Woof?
[06:31] Ririka
    I know I'm a trash elf who sucks at archery.
[06:36] Reiji
    She's clearly getting depressed!
[06:38] Reiji
    Uh... Okay, why don't we measure the
    distance at which you can hit the target?
[06:47] Reiji
    What?
[06:49] Reiji
    Here? This distance?
[06:51] Reiji
    No, calm down. I decided to help this girl.
[06:55] Ririka
    Is there a problem?
[06:57] Reiji
    There's no way beasts would come within
    shooting distance or stand still for you.
[07:03] Reiji
    Actually, that might work.
[07:04] Ririka
    What? Did you come up with an idea?
[07:07] Reiji
    I'm going to have you
    practice with a short bow.
[07:09] Ririka
    A short bow?
[07:11] Ririka
    It certainly may improve my accuracy at
    short range, but only children use short bows.
[07:18] Reiji
    Can a terrible archer afford
    to worry about appearances?
[07:22] Reiji
    That's our plan. In other words,
[07:25] Reiji
    if you can improve your
    accuracy with a short bow
[07:27] Reiji
    and hit targets within a few meters...
[07:30] Ririka
    Then I'm guaranteed to win!
[08:05] Reiji
    It's done!
[08:07] Noela
    Woof!
[08:09] Noela
    Master, this smell will definitely work.
[08:15] Krile
    I hereby announce the opening
    of this year's Hunting Festival!
[08:21] ---
    We've been waiting!
[08:26] Elf A
    Look. Ririka's using a short bow,
    when she's not even a child.
[08:29] Elf B
    And she's Kururu's sister.
[08:31] Elf B
    Pathetic.
[08:36] Krile
    Let the hunt begin!
[08:46] Ririka
    I'll definitely put him to shame!
[08:53] Ririka
    The hunt ends at sundown.
[08:55] Ririka
    My brother won last year
    with a record of 16 beasts.
[08:59] Ririka
    That's my target.
[09:01] (Flashback) Reiji
    Open that bag at the location we
    picked out beforehand, and then...
[09:17] Ririka
    They really came!
[09:20] (Flashback) Reiji
    This lure will draw beasts to you.
[09:23] (Flashback) Reiji
    Fire your arrows once they come within range.
[09:25] (Flashback) Reiji
    That's all you have to do.
SIGN    Come Here Beast Lure
[09:27] Narration
    Come Here Beast Lure.
[09:30] Narration
    A very powerful medicine that produces a
    smell attractive to monsters and beasts.
[09:38] (Flashback) Reiji
    Calm down.
[09:39] (Flashback) Reiji
    Draw them to you.
[09:41] (Flashback) Reiji
    Fire your bow at the
    distance we practiced at.
[09:44] Ririka
    Now!
[09:47] Ririka
    I did it! That's one!
[09:50] Ririka
    Huh?
[09:54] Ririka
    Calm down.
[09:55] Ririka
    Here, the beasts will approach in
    single file while avoiding obstacles.
[10:04] (Flashback) Reiji
    You're not going to go hunt them.
    They're going to come to you.
[10:14] Ririka
    It's just like Reiji said!
[10:16] (Flashback) Reiji
    Don't be scared.
[10:18] Ririka
    I'm not scared!
[10:20] Ririka
    Huh? What's that sound?
[10:24] Ririka
    What?! A whole bunch of them came?!
[10:27] Ririka
    This medicine is too effective!
[10:35] Ririka
    There's no end to them!
[10:40] Krile
    This year's winner is Ririka!
[10:45] Krile
    She set a new Hunting Festival
    record with 89 beasts hunted.
[10:50] Krile
    We honor the champion Ririka
    with a commemorative—
[10:54] Krile
    Huh? Ririka?
[10:59] Ririka
    During the hunt, I always heard
    Reiji's voice in my head.
[11:22] Ririka
    It encouraged me.
[11:25] Ririka
    I want to tell him that
    it's all thanks to him.
[11:28] Ririka
    And then, I'm sure that...
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
[11:46] Ririka
    Reiji.
[11:49] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, which shelf
    does this medicine go on?
[11:52] Reiji
    Oh, that goes...
[11:54] ---
    Wait until you hear what Ms. Noela was doing.
[11:58] ---
    What in the world?
[12:04] Noela
    Woof? What's wrong, Ririka?
[12:07] Ririka
    Oh, um... I wanted to thank Reiji.
[12:11] Noela
    Master, Ririka is here.
[12:15] Reiji
    Huh?
[12:16] Reiji
    There's nobody here.
[12:17] Noela
    Woof?
[12:23] Ririka
    What should I do?
[12:26] Ririka
    I think... I think... I'm in love with him.
[12:41] Krile
    Excuse me.
[12:42] Krile
    Where is the owner?
[12:43] Reiji
    Right here.
SIGN    Kururu
[12:46] Reiji
    Mr. Kururu.
[12:48] Krile
    You're the owner of the shop?
[12:50] Krile
    What an adorable little boy you are.
[12:52] Reiji
    Give me a break.
[12:54] Reiji
    So can I help you with something?
[12:57] Krile
    Yes. I'm here to thank the alchemist
    who helped my sister win today.
[13:03] Reiji
    I'm telling you, I'm a pharmacist.
[13:06] Reiji
    Anyway, Ms. Ririka won, then? That's great.
[13:13] Krile
    My sister said it was all thanks to you.
[13:16] Reiji
    Oh...
[13:17] Krile
    I'm sure we'll meet again, Reiji.
[13:19] Reiji
    Personal space!
[13:22] Krile
    See you then.
[13:25] Reiji
    What was that about?
[13:27] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, are you busy right now?
[13:31] Reiji
    No. Is something up?
[13:32] Mina
    I wanted to go out with you and Ms. Noela.
[13:37] Reiji
    Oh, right. I always ask you
    to watch the store alone. And?
[13:41] Mina
    When I set foot outside the store,
    I immediately return to the living room.
[13:45] Reiji
    Huh? What does that mean?
SIGN    Today's Prescription: Part 2
    Mother's Brooch
[13:52] Reiji
    I'm ready over here.
[13:53] Mina
    Okay.
[14:03] Mina
    I'm over here.
[14:06] Mina
    No matter how many times I try,
    I always end up back on this sofa.
[14:11] Reiji
    This was originally your house.
    Is there some reason this is happening?
[14:15] Mina
    I'll probably never leave this house again.
[14:22] Reiji
    Cheer up. Maybe someday you'll suddenly
    gain the ability to go outside.
[14:29] Noela
    Mina, what's wrong?
[14:30] Mina
    Ms. Noela!
[14:32] Mina
    Fluffy...
[14:34] Mina
    Fluffy...
[14:36] Mina
    Fluffy...
[14:39] Reiji
    If you always return to this
    spot, then this sofa...
[14:43] Reiji
    No, is it something beneath it?
[14:49] Reiji
    Which means it's beneath the floor?
[14:52] Reiji
    Hey, Mina. Was this room ever remodeled?
[14:56] Mina
    Yes, it was.
[14:58] Mina
    The family that lived here right after
[15:00] Mina
    I became its guardian
    spirit remodeled it once.
[15:02] Reiji
    Hmm...
[15:05] Gaston
    Did you call?
[15:07] Noela
    Woof.
[15:18] Gaston
    All done! Let me know if you need me again!
[15:24] Mina
    Is there something beneath here?
[15:27] Reiji
    I think we'll find something related to Mina.
[15:32] Reiji
    A ladder?
[15:43] Reiji
    What room is this?
[15:45] Reiji
    Was this Mina's mother's room?
SIGN    Fleuret Family Brooch
[15:59] Narration
    Fleuret Family Brooch.
[16:01] Narration
    An expensive piece of jewelry
    set with a green garnet.
[16:07] Reiji
    The Fleuret Family...
[16:11] Reiji
    Do you recognize this?
[16:14] Mina
    My mother gave this to me.
[16:17] Mina
    Since it was precious, I asked my
    mother to hold on to it for me.
[16:21] Reiji
    Maybe that's the thing pulling
    you back to this spot.
[16:29] Reiji
    Mina, I'm ready.
[16:31] Mina
    Okay.
[16:40] Mina
    I'm sorry for crushing you, Mr. Reiji!
[16:43] Reiji
    Just like I thought, once you move a
    certain distance away from this brooch,
[16:46] Reiji
    you teleport back to it.
[16:48] Reiji
    Which means...
[16:54] Reiji
    Come on, Mina.
[16:55] Mina
    But what if—
[16:56] Noela
    Woof!
[17:08] Mina
    Hooray! I'm outside!
[17:11] Mina
    I can go shopping or do whatever
    else on my own! Mr. Reiji!
[17:18] Reiji
    If you keep the brooch in your
    pocket while you walk around,
[17:21] Reiji
    you won't be bound to the house.
[17:23] Reiji
    Now the three of us can visit
    all kinds of places together.
[17:28] Reiji
    Get off of me! We're outdoors!
[17:31] Mina
    I can go anywhere!
[17:34] Reiji
    Why are you crying?
[17:36] Mina
    Because I'm happy!
[17:41] Noela
    Me, too!
[17:43] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, I'm so happy.
[17:46] Noela
    Me, too!
[17:48] Reiji
    Yeah. Me, too.
SIGN    Today's Prescription: Part 3
    Stomach Acheless
[17:59] Reiji
    What's the matter, Rolling Noela?
[18:01] Noela
    Master, my stomach hurts.
[18:03] Reiji
    A stomachache?
[18:05] Reiji
    Did you eat something weird?
[18:06] Noela
    I didn't eat anything weird.
[18:08] Noela
    There were nuts in the road. I ate those.
[18:12] Reiji
    That's what you call "something weird."
[18:15] Mina
    Mr. Reiji and Ms. Noela, lunch is ready.
[18:19] Noela
    I don't want any.
[18:21] Mina
    Oh, what's wrong? How unusual.
[18:24] Reiji
    Her stomach hurts, apparently.
[18:26] Mina
    You ate something you found
    in the road, didn't you?
[18:29] Reiji
    I'm impressed you knew.
[18:31] Mina
    I see some unusual shell
    fragments in Ms. Noela's hair.
[18:36] Reiji
    You did this to yourself, Noela.
[18:38] Noela
    Master, don't forsake me!
[18:41] Noela
    Master...
[18:44] Reiji
    Okay, okay. I'll make you something
    for your stomachache later.
[18:48] Noela
    Master... Thank you...
[18:53] Reiji
    I wonder if there's a good way to stop
    Noela from eating stuff off the ground.
[18:58] Mina
    You should scold her.
[19:01] Reiji
    You think that would stop her?
[19:04] Mina
    I have a feeling she eats things
    not because she's hungry,
[19:08] Mina
    but because she's curious how things taste.
[19:11] Reiji
    They say curiosity killed the cat.
[19:14] Reiji
    Although in this case, she's a werewolf.
[19:18] Mina
    These days, she seems to enjoy
    chewing expensive rokushou nuts.
[19:24] Mina
    Perhaps that's become a habit of hers.
[19:28] Reiji
    Curiosity and rokushou nuts, huh?
[19:32] Reiji
    I'll try making a medicine
    to curb her behavior.
[19:34] Mina
    What? You can do that?
[19:37] Reiji
    It's worth a shot.
[19:39] Noela
    Master, Master...
[19:43] Reiji
    Can you promise not to eat
    things off the ground anymore?
[19:45] Noela
    Yes! I won't do it again!
[19:49] Reiji
    Noela, you'll pay dearly
    if you break our promise.
[20:05] Reiji
    It's done.
[20:06] Sign
    Stomach Acheless
[20:07] Narration
    Stomach Acheless.
[20:08] Narration
    Primarily uses o-Cresol to restore and
    settle the functionality of the intestines.
[20:15] Reiji
    Noela, this'll fix your
    stomachache. Take this.
[20:18] Noela
    Thank you, Master.
SIGN    The Next Day
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
[20:26] Reiji
    Noela, what's the matter?
    You're back already?
[20:29] Noela
    Master, I broke our promise.
[20:32] Noela
    I won't eat anything off the ground again.
[20:35] Noela
    So bitter. The stuff on
    the ground was so bitter.
[20:39] Reiji
    Well, what's done is done. Drink this.
[20:44] Noela
    Woof! All better!
[20:48] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, those were rokushou
    shells stuck to Ms. Noela's body.
[20:54] Mina
    Why did eating non-toxic rokushou
    nuts have that effect on her?
[20:58] Reiji
    It's all part of my strategy.
[21:00] Sign
    Bitter α
[21:01] Narration
    Bitter α.
[21:02] Narration
    A medicine that causes everything
    one eats to taste extremely bitter.
[21:06] Narration
    Not harmful to the body.
[21:09] Mina
    You expected Ms. Noela to
    eat things off the ground?
[21:11] Reiji
    I mixed it into the Stomach Acheless.
[21:14] Reiji
    If she keeps her promise, she'll be fine.
[21:17] Reiji
    But if she doesn't...
[21:22] Noela
    I don't like bitter.
[21:24] Sign
    You ate more?
[21:24] Noela
    I hate bitter food.
[21:28] Reiji
    Later, my Bitter α was used to
[21:31] Reiji
    deter animals from digging through
    the trash and help beautify the town.
SIGN    Closing Time
[21:43] Mina
    Thank you for visiting Kirio
    Drugstore again today.
[21:48] Reiji
    Okay, good. Nice work.
[21:50] Noela
    Woof, woof.
[21:58] Paula
    It's no use.
[21:59] Paula
    I'll never finish.
SIGN    Next Customer
SIGN    Illustration by: Honda Obon

E6 - Stuck-In-Place Super Glue / Glossy Shine Polish

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[00:05] ---
    Drugstore
[00:05] ---
    In Another World
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
SIGN    Today's Prescription: Part 1
    Stuck-In-Place Super Glue
[01:32] Reiji
    I'm back.
[01:37] Reiji
    Wh-What was that?!
[01:39] Noela
    Woof.
[01:45] Noela
    Woof.
[01:46] Mina
    Ms. Noela, it's dangerous to
    swing a knife at full strength.
[01:49] Noela
    Mina, not full strength. 10% strength.
[01:52] Mina
    Why are you so pleased with yourself?
[01:59] Mina
    What did I tell you?
    Ms. Noela, you broke another knife!
[02:03] Mina
    Mr. Reiji will be upset when
    he finds out about this!
[02:05] Noela
    Woof!
[02:06] Noela
    Sorry, Mina. Sorry.
[02:08] Noela
    It's a secret. Don't tell Master.
[02:11] Noela
    We have spare knives.
    Master won't know I broke it.
[02:14] Mina
    That knife you broke just
    now was our spare knife.
[02:17] Noela
    Woof?!
[02:19] Mina
    What am I going to do?
    I won't be able to cook today.
[02:22] Noela
    Woof...
[02:25] Mina
    Moping cutely won't do you any good.
[02:27] Reiji
    Is something wrong?
[02:28] Mina
    Oh, Mr. Reiji.
[02:29] Mina
    Listen to this. Ms. Noela—
[02:31] Noela
    Master!
[02:32] Noela
    Mina is angry.
[02:33] Mina
    Yes, because—
[02:34] Reiji
    I know, I know. I was watching.
[02:36] Reiji
    Noela broke a knife, right?
[02:38] Noela
    Woof?!
[02:40] Noela
    Master, are you mad?
[02:43] Reiji
    I wouldn't get angry over a knife or two.
[02:46] Noela
    Woof!
[02:47] Mina
    Jeez. Mr. Reiji, you always baby her.
[02:50] Mina
    In any case, I won't be able to cook now.
[02:53] Reiji
    That's a problem for me, too.
[02:55] Mina
    Could you go buy another
    knife at the tool shop?
[03:01] Reiji
    Well, not being able to cook
    dinner is a big problem.
[03:05] Noela
    I'll go with you!
[03:08] Reiji
    Noela is as carefree as ever.
[03:12] Reiji
    Is this the right way?
[03:15] Reiji
    We're going to the tool shop.
[03:16] Noela
    Tool shop? Why are you going there, Master?
[03:19] Reiji
    I knew it. She forgot.
[03:23] Noela
    I remember now! A knife!
[03:26] Reiji
    Looks like this is the place.
[03:28] Noela
    Woof.
[03:29] Reiji
    Let's go inside.
[03:31] Noela
    Woof.
[03:34] Reiji
    It's so dark.
[03:40] Reiji
    This place is filthy.
[03:42] Reiji
    Is this store even open?
[03:46] Noela
    Master, I want this!
[03:49] Noela
    Hup.
[03:50] Noela
    Ta-da! How do I look, Master?
[03:56] Reiji
    You can hardly stand.
[03:58] Noela
    Woof...
[03:58] Reiji
    Let's see...
[04:02] Reiji
    Found them.
[04:03] Reiji
    Let's see... Hello!
[04:07] Reiji
    I'd like to buy a knife.
[04:12] Reiji
    Excuse me... I need a knife.
[04:18] Reiji
    Excuse me!
[04:27] Reiji
    Excuse me!
[04:29] Paula
    Oh, shut up!
[04:39] Reiji
    H-Hello?
[04:42] Noela
    Hello, woof?
[04:48] Paula
    Shut up. Stop shouting at me.
[04:55] Paula
    I'm drowning in repairs.
[04:58] Paula
    When I woke up, I found
    myself lying on the floor.
[05:03] Reiji
    Repairs?
[05:06] Paula
    Hey, are you that alchemist
    everyone's been talking about?
[05:09] Reiji
    I'm a pharmacist.
[05:10] Noela
    Woof.
[05:10] Sign
    Paula
[05:11] Paula
    I'm Paula. As you can see, I run this shop.
[05:15] Reiji
    "As you can see"?
[05:17] Reiji
    A-Anyway, nice to meet you.
[05:21] Noela
    Nice to meet you.
[05:25] Reiji
    You're busy with repairs?
[05:27] Paula
    So busy.
[05:29] Paula
    You know, I drink your enerpos every night.
[05:33] Paula
    They're a lifesaver. Thank you.
[05:36] Reiji
    Enerpos? Oh, you mean my energy potions.
[05:40] Paula
    That's right. I've been asked to repair
    the Red Cat Brigade's armor on top of
[05:44] Paula
    what the townsfolk have asked me to do.
[05:50] Paula
    I'm so sleepy.
[05:51] Reiji
    So you've been pulling all-nighters.
[05:53] Paula
    These gauntlets have been giving me trouble.
[05:56] Paula
    They belong to the beautiful
    and awesome captain.
[05:59] Reiji
    Ms. Annabelle? Oh, I see
    this iron plate is broken.
[06:04] Reiji
    She protects the town by fighting bandits,
    capturing robbers, and subduing drunkards.
[06:11] Reiji
    I appreciate everything Ms. Annabelle does.
[06:13] Noela
    This goes... here.
[06:15] Noela
    This goes... here?
[06:20] Reiji
    This looks like a lot of work.
[06:22] Reiji
    How do you fix them?
[06:23] Paula
    By patching them up with leather
    or using iron to mend them.
[06:28] Paula
    The toughest jobs are iron plates
    that have broken in half and
[06:31] Paula
    can't be repaired no matter how
    hard I try, like these gauntlets.
[06:36] Paula
    I wish they'd buy new ones, but they ask
    me to repair what they have instead.
[06:41] Paula
    These jobs take up the most time.
[06:44] Reiji
    Well, the Red Cat Brigade
    is a poor mercenary company.
[06:53] Paula
    Rei, can't you make some kind
    of incredible liquid that
[06:56] Paula
    fixes things just by sticking
    broken parts in it?
[06:59] Reiji
    "Rei"?
[07:00] Reiji
    I can't make the kind of
    magic tool you're asking for.
[07:05] Reiji
    Sticking?
[07:08] Reiji
    Sticking... sticking...
[07:11] Reiji
    Wait, I may be able to make something!
[07:13] Paula
    What? Really?!
[07:15] Reiji
    Give me a minute!
[07:16] Noela
    Bring it on, Demon King! I'll make you cry!
[07:19] Noela
    Werewolves are strong! Woof, woof, woof!
[07:22] Noela
    Take one critical hit, and two,
    and three, and four...
[07:25] Reiji
    That's it, Noela the Hero! Show no mercy!
[07:31] Mina
    Oh, welcome... back...
[07:32] Reiji
    Here, your knives.
[07:37] Mina
    Thank you. Now I can cook
    us a delicious dinner.
[08:02] Reiji
    Okay, it's done!
[08:03] Mina
    See you later.
[08:07] Reiji
    Paula, it's do—
[08:12] Reiji
    Paula, wake up. It's done.
    You'll able to fix things quickly with this.
[08:18] Paula
    Huh? What? Rei, you made it already?
[08:18] Reiji
    Wow...
[08:24] Reiji
    Yes.
[08:25] Paula
    No way!
[08:28] Paula
    This'll fix things quickly?
[08:30] Reiji
    Yeah. Watch this.
[08:38] Paula
    It stuck together! What?!
[08:41] Paula
    How? How? How?! That only took a second! Wow!
[08:47] Reiji
    Pull as hard as you can!
[08:56] Sign
    Stuck-In-Place Super Glue
[08:57] Narration
    Stuck-In-Place Super Glue.
[08:59] Narration
    A liquid that attaches objects
    with tremendous adhesive strength.
[09:04] Paula
    I-I can't pull it apart at all.
    What is this? It's friggin' incredible.
[09:08] Reiji
    R-Right?
[09:10] Reiji
    Great. Now Ms. Annabelle can
    fight as hard as she wants.
[09:13] Paula
    I'll be able to work so much faster now!
[09:16] Paula
    Thanks, Rei!
[09:17] Reiji
    Sure thing. Huh?
[09:19] Noela
    Woof.
[09:21] Noela
    Woof, woof.
[09:23] Reiji
    H-Hey, that's—
[09:27] Noela
    Woof? Woof?
[09:30] Noela
    Woof! They're stuck together! Woof!
[09:33] Reiji
    Don't do that!
[09:38] Noela
    Master, disaster!
[09:40] Reiji
    Yeah, I know.
[09:42] Paula
    Those'll be stuck together for a while.
[09:45] Reiji
    Okay, okay. I know. Let's head home for now.
[09:53] Reiji
    Hey, wait! Noela, d-don't tell me you...
[09:56] Reiji
    It won't come off!
[10:04] Noela
    It won't come off. I'm stuck to Master.
[10:06] Reiji
    Don't you dare sparkle at me!
[10:08] Paula
    Rei, I'll stop by to thank you later!
[10:12] Reiji
    Got it.
[10:16] Mina
    Welcome back.
[10:19] Mina
    Why are you holding hands?
[10:21] Noela
    I'm stuck to Master because of the medicine.
[10:24] Noela
    We'll be together forever!
[10:29] Noela
    Woof.
[10:29] Mina
    What? That's what happened?
[10:31] Mina
    D-Does that mean you'll have to bathe,
    use the bathroom, and go to bed together?
[10:35] Reiji
    I guess so.
[10:36] Noela
    Bathing, bathroom, and bed together.
[10:39] Reiji
    We'll be together while bathing
    and using the bathroom, too.
[10:42] Reiji
    We'll see everything.
[10:46] Noela
    Woof.
[10:47] Reiji
    Does that mean she's okay with it?
[10:48] Mina
    What?!
[10:50] Mina
    Y-You can't do that! It's indecent!
[10:53] Mina
    You'll even be sleeping in the same b-b-bed!
[10:55] Mina
    Don't do anything dirty!
[10:58] Noela
    Not dirty. You're dirty for thinking that.
[11:02] Noela
    Mina, you're the dirtiest of all.
[11:05] Mina
    Oh, no!
[11:07] Reiji
    Mina, what were you imagining?
[11:09] Mina
    Huh?!
[11:11] Noela
    Dirty thoughts. Mina was
    thinking dirty thoughts.
[11:16] Mina
    I was not!
[11:18] Reiji
    Oh, so that's why.
[11:20] Reiji
    Even though you're telling us it's
    wrong, you're the dirtiest one here.
[11:24] Mina
    You're bullying me!
[11:27] Mina
    Yes, that's right! I have a
    dirty mind! Are you satisfied?
[11:28] Reiji
    Maybe we teased her a bit too much.
[11:33] Reiji
    This is impossible to do
    one-handed! Noela, hold still!
[11:37] Noela
    Woof, woof!
[11:38] Reiji
    Okay, it's done.
[11:42] Narration
    Stuck No More Releasing Agent.
[11:42] Sign
    Stuck No More Releasing Agent
[11:44] Narration
    A liquid that weakens
    powerful adhesive forces.
[11:48] Noela
    No, no! I won't be stuck to Master anymore!
[11:50] Reiji
    Hey, hold still!
[11:57] Noela
    It came off. But we were one...
[11:58] Reiji
    Noela, from now on, don't go
    touching medicines you don't—
[12:02] Reiji
    She's not listening.
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
SIGN    The Next Day
[12:07] Reiji
    Thank you.
[12:10] Reiji
    Yesterday was a disaster.
[12:13] Reiji
    Welco—
[12:25] Reiji
    Who is this woman?
[12:28] Reiji
    Glasses and blue hair?
[12:48] Reiji
    U-Um...
[12:53] Paula
    Because of you, Rei, I was able to
    get plenty of sleep today. Thanks.
[12:58] Reiji
    Are you Paula?!
[12:59] Paula
    Yeah.
[13:01] Reiji
    What?!
[13:03] Paula
    What, did you forget about me?
[13:06] Reiji
    No, I just didn't recognize you.
[13:08] Reiji
    What?!
[13:10] Reiji
    She looks totally different!
[13:12] Paula
    After that, I was able to finish the work
    I thought would take me a whole month,
[13:20] Paula
    all because of that stuff!
[13:22] Paula
    That medicine is amazing!
[13:25] Paula
    And so are you for making it so quickly!
[13:28] Paula
    Here's your payment.
[13:30] Reiji
    This much?
[13:31] Reiji
    This is too much.
[13:33] Paula
    I'll stop by again when I'm free.
[13:36] Paula
    See you later.
[13:41] Reiji
    Stop by again? She wouldn't...
[13:45] Reiji
    I had no idea she meant she'd
    be coming over every day.
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
[13:49] Noela
    Woof, woof.
SIGN    3 Days Later
[13:53] Paula
    It's not that those people
    don't come to my shop.
SIGN    Today's Prescription: Part 2
    Glossy Shine Polish
[13:59] Reiji
    "Those people"? You mean adventurers?
[14:03] Paula
    Yeah. They come to my shop,
[14:06] Paula
    but they look at my merchandise
    and then leave immediately.
[14:11] Paula
    It's written all over their faces. They think
    it's just a shoddy countryside tool shop.
[14:18] Mina
    Ms. Paula, welcome.
[14:20] Paula
    Thanks. Mina, you're
    looking cute again today.
[14:23] Mina
    Oh, please.
[14:26] Reiji
    Paula, you're like a middle-aged man.
[14:30] Paula
    Hey, wanna hang out after work?
[14:33] Reiji
    Could you not hit on my employees?
[14:37] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, should I serve some tea?
[14:41] Reiji
    No need. She'll be leaving soon.
[14:44] Paula
    Rei, don't be like that.
[14:47] Paula
    We're both shopkeepers. I'm sure
    there's plenty we could discuss.
[14:51] Reiji
    There really isn't. I've run out of things
    to say since you've been coming every day.
[14:56] Paula
    You know, I've got plenty of good
    merchandise, too, Rei! But they...
[15:01] Reiji
    You're still talking? You do
    whatever you want, don't you?
[15:04] Paula
    If you look closely, you'll find that
    I've got a decent selection of tools.
[15:07] Paula
    But they leave without taking a good look.
[15:09] Reiji
    Your shop is just dark overall.
[15:13] Reiji
    It feels less like a tool shop
    and more like an antique shop.
[15:17] Paula
    What?! That's not true!
[15:20] Paula
    I keep my merchandise polished!
[15:23] Reiji
    And it's still that dark?
[15:25] Reiji
    How is she polishing that stuff?
[15:27] Paula
    Wanna come over? Wanna come?
    Wanna check things out?
[15:31] Reiji
    Guess I don't have a choice.
[15:33] Reiji
    Yeah, your store is too dark.
[15:35] Paula
    You think so? I think this is normal.
[15:39] Reiji
    You've gotten used to it because
    you're here all the time.
[15:42] Reiji
    This is why adventurers who
    stop by leave immediately.
[15:46] Paula
    Really? You think so?
[15:51] Reiji
    Wh-What?!
[15:52] Paula
    I-It burns...
[15:53] Reiji
    Are you a vampire?!
[15:57] Reiji
    Are you a child?!
[15:58] Paula
    Just kidding.
[16:00] Paula
    But it is a little brighter now, Rei.
[16:04] Reiji
    Right?
[16:04] Paula
    If you could just handle the
    rest, that would be great.
[16:06] Reiji
    Hold on. You're doing this, too.
[16:07] Paula
    All of it!
[16:09] Paula
    "Too"? You mean you'll help me, Rei?
[16:14] Reiji
    I shouldn't have said that.
[16:17] Paula
    I need employees, don't I?
[16:20] Paula
    I'd like someone cute, like Mina.
[16:23] Reiji
    You can't have Mina.
[16:24] Paula
    What about Noela, then?
[16:25] Reiji
    You can't have Noela, either.
[16:26] Noela
    Aww...
[16:28] Paula
    Fine, then. I'll guess you'll do.
[16:31] Reiji
    Why are you acting like you
    just have no other choice?
[16:35] Reiji
    You should look elsewhere for employees.
[16:39] Paula
    But there aren't any cute girls.
[16:41] Reiji
    Then why did you try to recruit me?!
[16:43] Paula
    Because we could enjoy
    chatting about shopkeeping.
[16:46] Reiji
    How?!
[16:49] Reiji
    See? Doesn't your shop feel bigger now?
[16:52] Paula
    It does! It's kind of bright, too!
[16:55] Paula
    All right, let's get this place cleaned up!
[16:58] Both
    Yeah!
[17:02] Reiji
    I let her talk me into cleaning again.
[17:04] Paula
    Let's get cleaning!
[17:08] Reiji
    It looks a little dark.
[17:11] Reiji
    The color must've dulled since
    it's been on the shelf for so long.
[17:15] Reiji
    Do you polish these?
[17:17] Paula
    Rude! There's no dust on them, is there?
[17:20] Paula
    I polish them with oil once a week!
[17:23] Reiji
    Once a week?
[17:26] Reiji
    It's covered with small scratches.
[17:28] Reiji
    She might be able to sell
    this if she kept it cleaner.
[17:33] Reiji
    Kept it cleaner?
[17:36] Paula
    Hey, we're cleaning!
    Where are you going, alchemist?
[17:40] Reiji
    I'm not an alchemist!
[17:52] Reiji
    Okay, it's done!
SIGN    Glossy Shine Polish
[17:54] Narration
    Glossy Shine Polish.
[17:56] Narration
    A liquid that polishes away small scratches.
[18:02] Paula
    I'm glad you're back. Once you start
    cleaning, it can be hard to stop.
[18:07] Reiji
    Try polishing your merchandise with this.
[18:09] Paula
    What's this?
[18:11] Reiji
    Try it.
[18:13] Paula
    Okay.
[18:21] Paula
    Wow, it's so clean!
[18:23] Paula
    Look, Rei!
[18:25] Reiji
    It looks totally different.
[18:27] Paula
    This is insane! This is an
    incredible invention, Rei!
[18:30] Paula
    It made this cuirass super clean!
[18:33] Paula
    Rei, I think I can sell this now.
[18:35] Paula
    This will make people stop calling it
    a shoddy countryside tool shop.
[18:40] Reiji
    It's no wonder people called your shop
    shoddy, considering your merchandise.
[18:43] Paula
    Did you say something?
[18:44] Reiji
    I think I'll polish something, too.
[18:48] Reiji
    I've been thinking...
[18:50] Reiji
    I'm not sure how I feel about a girl
    saying "friggin'" all the time.
[18:52] Paula
    Don't sweat the small stuff.
[18:59] Paula
    This is friggin' amazing! Friggin' wow!
[19:02] Paula
    It's so friggin' clean! Friggin' amazing!
[19:06] Paula
    Friggin' wow, friggin' clean, friggin' amazing!
[19:09] Reiji
    That should do it.
[19:10] Noela
    Master, Master, Master...
[19:18] Noela
    Wrong store.
[19:22] Both
    All right!
[19:24] Paula
    I'll definitely get a lot of business now!
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
[19:28] Reiji
    One week later...
[19:30] Paula
    We need to do something to attract
    more adventurers to town.
[19:36] Paula
    My shop's all clean now,
    but no adventurers are coming.
[19:42] Reiji
    I see.
[19:44] Paula
    Adventurers don't come to
    this town in the first place.
[19:47] Reiji
    Well, we are way out in the countryside.
    We don't have any shrines or caves.
[19:52] Paula
    We should build a dungeon.
[19:54] Paula
    You can handle that, right, Rei?
[19:56] Reiji
    What do you think a pharmacist does?
[20:03] Paula
    You just thought I'm a pain
    in the butt, didn't you?
[20:07] Reiji
    Just now? I've thought that for a while.
[20:11] Paula
    Huh?
[20:13] Reiji
    That was kind of funny.
[20:15] Reiji
    I'm kidding. It was just a joke.
[20:18] Reiji
    I'm sure you'll be able to sell your
    goods once some adventurers show up.
[20:20] Paula
    Yeah, you're right.
[20:25] Reiji
    Uh-oh. I guess I shouldn't tease
    her about that anymore.
[20:31] Paula
    You felt a little bad about what
    you said just now, didn't you?
[20:34] Reiji
    What? Nope.
[20:36] Paula
    You're lying. You totally
    friggin' thought that.
[20:39] Paula
    You're too easy, Rei.
[20:39] Reiji
    I didn't think that! Jeez, you're a pain!
SIGN    Closing Time
[20:44] Reiji
    Kirio Drugstore.
[20:45] Noela
    Thank you...
[20:46] Mina
    ...for visiting...
[20:49] All
    ...again today.
[20:51] ---
    Woof!
[20:54] Belial
    Demon King, I acquired more of
    that medicine from the human town.
[21:07] Ezil
    As usual, it's criminally delicious.
[21:10] Ezil
    You only bought one?
[21:12] Ezil
    I thought I ordered you to buy two.
[21:14] Belial
    Demon King, th-the truth is, you seem to
    be hooked on these energy potions lately.
[21:21] Belial
    I'm concerned you're drinking too many.
[21:24] Ezil
    Drinking too many?
[21:25] Belial
    I mean... it's a medicine.
[21:27] Belial
    We don't know what side effects it
    could have. If you became addicted—
[21:31] Ezil
    That! Doesn't! Matter!
[21:34] Ezil
    How dare you ignore the orders of the
    almighty ruler of Hell, Demon King Ejil?!
[21:42] Ezil
    I sentence you to three days of
    imprisonment. Guards, take him away.
[21:46] Belial
    Demon King, have mercy!
[21:50] Ezil
    Now, then...
[21:53] Ezil
    The almighty ruler of Hell, Demon King Ejil,
[21:59] Ezil
    will have to acquire these potions in person.
SIGN    Illustration by:

E7 - Woof? Advent of the Demon King! / Give It to Me Straight

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[00:03] Ejil
    How dare you ignore the orders of the
    almighty ruler of Hell, Demon King Ejil?!
[00:11] Ejil
    I sentence you to three days of
    imprisonment. Guards, take him away.
[00:15] Belial
    Demon King, have mercy!
[00:18] Ejil
    Now, then...
[00:22] Ejil
    The almighty ruler of Hell, Demon King Ejil,
[00:28] Ejil
    will have to acquire these potions in person.
[00:30] Ejil
    Activate! Transportation
    Magic: Quantum Bringum!
[00:35] Ejil
    Though it consumes 90% of
    my mana, I have no choice.
[00:51] ---
    Drugstore
[00:51] ---
    In Another World
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
SIGN    Today's Prescription: Part 1
    Woof? Advent of the Demon King!
[02:27] Reiji
    Wel...come?
[02:29] Ejil
    I-Is this Kirio Drugstore?
[02:33] Reiji
    Yes... Are you all right?
[02:36] Ejil
    Yes, I'm fine. I traveled here from a
    distant land in search of new potions.
[02:44] Ejil
    May I have one?
[02:48] Reiji
    I see. Thank you for making the trip.
[02:52] Reiji
    That'll be 1,200 rin per potion.
[02:55] Ejil
    You want me to pay for them? Me?!
[02:58] Reiji
    I don't know who you are, but yes,
    normally you pay for things.
[03:02] Reiji
    He doesn't seem human.
[03:04] Reiji
    Is he some non-human species?
SIGN    Garo Ejil
[03:08] Narration
    Garo Ejil.
[03:10] Narration
    Fiendish tyrant who reigns over demonkind.
[03:14] Narration
    Known as the Demon King.
[03:16] Reiji
    Demon—
[03:17] Ejil
    You want me to pay for them? Me?
[03:21] Reiji
    Why did he say it again? What is he, an NPC?
[03:28] Reiji
    The Demon King is glaring at me.
    It's actually kind of scary.
[03:31] Reiji
    But I can't give in to him here.
[03:35] Reiji
    If you want them,
    you'll have to pay for them.
[03:38] Ejil
    Very well. I shall allow you
    to offer them to me yourself.
[03:44] Ejil
    "Drink as many as you'd like for free."
[03:47] Ejil
    Go on, say it.
[03:51] Reiji
    Maybe I should avoid making
    eye contact with him.
[03:53] Reiji
    Pay up. No matter what you
    say, I expect to be paid.
[03:57] Reiji
    All customers are equal.
[04:01] Reiji
    He flinched.
[04:04] Reiji
    Do you not have any money?
[04:06] Ejil
    Of course I don't have any human money!
[04:11] Ejil
    Hey, you! Why did you put the potion away?
[04:14] Ejil
    Wasn't that for me?
[04:16] Reiji
    Don't you think expecting to receive
    a potion for free is a bit much?
[04:20] Reiji
    Sorry, but you'll have to leave.
[04:22] Ejil
    Then I shall blow this shop down!
[04:31] Reiji
    If you do that, I'll never brew
    potions again. Keep that in mind.
[04:37] Ejil
    I'm sorry, I lied. I just want one.
[04:41] Ejil
    I am Ejil. I'm known as the Demon King.
[04:44] Reiji
    His attitude changed quick!
[04:44] Ejil
    I'm actually pretty strong, you know.
[04:46] Reiji
    So?
[04:46] Ejil
    Uh, um, so...
[04:50] Reiji
    I'm trying to make a living
    selling the things I make.
[04:55] Reiji
    What do you think of someone who
    uses their strength and status
[04:58] Reiji
    to threaten a guy like me for free stuff?
[05:02] Ejil
    I think that's not very nice.
[05:05] Reiji
    Right?
[05:07] Reiji
    He's surprisingly meek.
    Maybe I was a bit too harsh.
[05:09] Reiji
    Anyway, I'm surprised even
    the Demon King has morals.
[05:13] Noela
    Master, food is ready.
[05:18] Noela
    Woof?
[05:27] Noela
    Woof? Welcome.
[05:30] Ejil
    W-Welcome...
[05:32] Ejil
    Um, could you perhaps tell me your name?
[05:35] Ejil
    My name is Garo Ejil.
[05:38] Noela
    I'm Noela.
[05:40] Ejil
    Ah, Noela! Noela... What a wonderful name!
[05:44] Ejil
    Those dignified ears,
    that shining silver hair,
[05:47] Ejil
    those eyes that seduce countless males...
[05:50] Ejil
    And that fluffy tail!
[05:57] Ejil
    Noela, you shall be my wife.
[06:01] Noela
    No.
[06:02] Noela
    I like Master. I don't like you.
[06:08] Reiji
    That was awfully direct...
[06:10] Ejil
    You dare to stand in my way again, human?!
[06:14] Reiji
    My name is Reiji.
[06:16] Reiji
    And I'm not in your way.
    She just doesn't like you.
[06:23] Noela
    Woof.
[06:29] Noela
    Master, food is ready soon.
[06:31] Reiji
    Do you think you could leave now?
[06:33] Ejil
    W-Wait, Reiji. How about this?
[06:37] Ejil
    If you'll give me Ms. Noela and a potion now,
[06:40] Ejil
    I'll give you half the
    world once I conquer it.
[06:44] Ejil
    What do you say?
[06:47] Reiji
    If that were to ever happen,
    you'd give me half?
[06:52] Reiji
    You must be stupid.
[06:54] Reiji
    I'm sure your underlings would be doing
    all the hard work to get you there.
[06:57] Reiji
    Don't you ever think about rewarding them?
[07:00] Reiji
    Should you be giving me half when
    I've done nothing to deserve it?
[07:04] Reiji
    Take better care of your underlings.
[07:07] Ejil
    Yes, you're right.
[07:11] Ejil
    No, wait!
[07:12] Ejil
    Ms. Noela is just that valuable!
[07:14] Reiji
    You can't have Noela.
     Besides, she doesn't like you.
[07:17] Ejil
    I want a potion, and I want Ms. Noela, too!
[07:20] Ejil
    What should I do?
[07:22] Reiji
    Noela likes potions, too.
[07:24] Ejil
    Huh? Is that true?
[07:27] Ejil
    Then I'll take two potions!
[07:30] Reiji
    I thought you didn't have the money for that.
[07:32] Ejil
    Oh, that's right...
[07:33] Reiji
    You forgot about that?
[07:35] Ejil
    Damn... Damn you, human.
[07:39] Ejil
    I'm the Demon King!
[07:43] Reiji
    Did I just drive off the Demon King?
SIGN    3 Days Later
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
[07:48] Reiji
    What are you doing here?
[07:49] Ejil
    How's this?
[07:52] Reiji
    You scrounged up some money, huh?
[07:54] Ejil
    Indeed.
[07:56] Ejil
    I terrified some humans by telling them
    I was the Demon King and instructed them
[08:01] Ejil
    to put their money in this bag.
[08:04] Ejil
    Even the riffraff were quick to understand.
[08:08] Reiji
    It's all small change.
[08:10] Reiji
    Did they believe you when you
    said you were the Demon King?
[08:14] Reiji
    Did you cast some kind of spell
    that proved your identity?
[08:17] Ejil
    Of course not. It would've revealed my
    location, and someone would've come for me.
[08:23] Ejil
    They must have trusted the kingly
    dignity that pours off of me.
[08:28] Reiji
    Well, good job. They must've
    looked at you with pity.
[08:32] Ejil
    No. Why?
[08:34] Ejil
    They marveled at my dignity
    and were struck with fear.
[08:44] Ejil
    Wh-Why are you looking at me like that?
[08:46] Reiji
    This isn't nearly enough, but I'll sell
    you one potion, since I feel bad for you.
[08:52] Ejil
    D-Don't do that! There's
    nothing pitiful about me!
[08:55] Ejil
    How much am I short?
[08:58] Ejil
    I'll bring the correct amount immediately!
[09:00] Reiji
    It's fine. I feel sorry for you.
[09:03] Ejil
    I don't need your sympathy!
[09:05] Reiji
    I can't help but feel sorry for you.
[09:08] Ejil
    If I accept this, that would mean
    acknowledging that I'm pitiful.
[09:14] Noela
    Master, what's the matter?
[09:17] Ejil
    Ms. Noela, would you accept
    this potion of mine?
[09:21] Noela
    Don't need it. I have the
    potion I got from Master.
[09:26] Reiji
    Poor kid! He's the Demon King,
[09:29] Reiji
    but he couldn't afford a potion with the money
    he collected from humans who pitied him.
[09:33] Reiji
    To top it off, he tried to give the
    potion he received out of pity to Noela,
[09:36] Reiji
    but she rejected it.
[09:38] Ejil
    You again, Reiji?
[09:41] Reiji
    Do you want to take another
    one with you as a souvenir?
[09:47] Ejil
    How dare you mock me? I'm the Demon King!
[09:51] Ejil
    Why am I being treated like this?
[09:55] Reiji
    You should gratefully accept my pity potion.
[09:58] Ejil
    I don't want your pity potion!
[10:00] Ejil
    What I want is a potion!
[10:02] Noela
    I finished my potion.
[10:04] Noela
    Master, make me a new one.
[10:05] Ejil
    That's it! If I learn to make these potions,
[10:09] Ejil
    then Ms. Noela's body and heart will be mine!
[10:14] Reiji
    What are you suddenly smirking about?
[10:20] Ejil
    Reiji!
[10:21] Reiji
    What? Quiet down.
[10:23] Ejil
    Master Reiji, please make me your apprentice.
[10:25] Reiji
    What? Should the Demon King be bowing to me?
[10:28] Reiji
    If your underlings saw you,
    I'm sure they'd be begging you to stop.
[10:30] All
    Demon King!
[10:34] Reiji
    Sorry, can't do it.
[10:35] Ejil
    I knew you'd say that.
[10:36] Ejil
    Master Reiji, if you make me your
    apprentice, I'll give you half the world.
[10:42] Reiji
    I don't need that.
[10:43] Reiji
    And you shouldn't say that until
    after you've conquered the world.
[10:46] Reiji
    Also, my skills aren't something I can teach.
[10:49] Ejil
    I see. "Techniques aren't
    taught, they're stolen."
[10:53] Ejil
    That's the craftsman's way.
[10:55] Reiji
    I didn't say that. Do you really
    have that much time on your hands?
[10:58] Ejil
    What a silly question.
[10:59] Ejil
    I could come for roughly
    five hours four days a week.
[11:02] Reiji
    I guess the Demon King
    has a lot of free time!
[11:05] Ejil
    I shall polish your bottles.
[11:12] Reiji
    I'm not teaching you anything.
[11:14] Reiji
    Oh, we're busy on Saturday and Sunday.
[11:16] Reiji
    I guess it would be helpful
    if you came on weekends.
[11:19] Ejil
    That's fine! I'll find a way to make it work.
[11:23] Reiji
    I'm pretty strict, you know.
[11:24] Ejil
    No problem! Bring it on!
[11:27] Ejil
    Thank you for having me!
[11:28] Noela
    Woof.
[11:29] Mina
    The tea is ready.
[11:31] Mina
    Oh? Who is this boy?
[11:34] Ejil
    Woman, how dare you speak
    that way to the Demon King?!
[11:37] Ejil
    I sentence you to whipping!
[11:41] Mina
    Is this someone I should avoid
    making eye contact with?
[11:44] Mina
    Now we won't be able to make eye contact.
[11:46] Ejil
    What is this woman?
[11:52] Reiji
    And that's how the Demon King became
    an employee of Kirio Drugstore.
[12:01] Ejil
    I finished cleaning the bottles.
[12:03] Ejil
    Master, what should I do next?
[12:05] Reiji
    Well, let's see... Why don't you
    help Noela clean the shop?
[12:10] Ejil
    Got it!
[12:12] Mina
    Mr. Ejil seems to be doing well.
[12:14] Reiji
    Today's his third day working here.
[12:16] Mina
    It must be the power of love.
[12:21] Ejil
    Ms. Noela, I shall assist you.
[12:23] Noela
    Don't need help.
[12:25] Ejil
    Huh?
[12:28] Ejil
    Ms. Noela, I'll learn how to
    make those potions soon.
[12:32] Ejil
    Please wait until then.
[12:34] Neola
    I don't get it.
[12:37] Mina
    Mr. Ejil, I've made some tea.
    You're welcome to have some.
[12:41] Ejil
    Woman, Ms. Noela and I are
    discussing work right now!
[12:45] Ejil
    Don't interrupt us!
[12:47] Reiji
    Hey!
[12:48] Ejil
    Ow!
[12:49] Reiji
    Not "woman." Call her "Ms. Mina."
[12:52] Reiji
    Jeez. He acts like the Demon King
    to everyone except me and Noela.
[12:57] Reiji
    Customer service would be a problem for him.
[12:59] Reiji
    He's an Elaine type.
[13:04] Ejil
    Master, I heard you use your skills
    to help those in trouble.
[13:11] Reiji
    Yeah.
[13:12] Ejil
    I'm facing a problem right now.
[13:14] Ejil
    The Eastern 3rd Division of my army
    is being forced back by humans.
[13:21] Ejil
    At this rate, one of our
    key positions will fall.
[13:24] Ejil
    Could you use your skills
    to do something about this?
[13:26] Reiji
    That's way too huge a problem!
[13:28] Reiji
    I'm not a tactician, I'm a pharmacist.
[13:30] Reiji
    I make medicines. Do you understand?
[13:33] Reiji
    Hold on, has he forgotten that I'm a human?
[13:37] Ejil
    Medicines...
[13:38] Ejil
    In that case, make me a medicine that will
    resurrect all eight of the past Demon Kings!
[13:43] Ejil
    I believe I'd be able to
    conquer the world then.
[13:47] Reiji
    With that many Demon Kings,
    you'd have a civil war on your hands!
[13:50] Reiji
    I'm not making that.
[13:52] Ejil
    Then make me a medicine that
    will kill off all humans.
[13:55] Reiji
    That'd be a weapon.
[13:56] Ejil
    You won't make that, either?
[13:58] Ejil
    Then I'd like to know how
    Ms. Noela truly feels.
[14:02] Ejil
    What she think really thinks of me.
[14:05] Reiji
    I'm pretty sure she tells
    you that all the time.
[14:07] Ejil
    Master, Ms. Noela is what
    they call a tsundere!
[14:11] Reiji
    No way!
[14:13] Ejil
    I want to know.
[14:15] Ejil
    Without lies, lip service, or embellishment.
[14:18] Ejil
    Her raw feelings.
[14:21] Reiji
    I understand the desire not to believe
    that's how she really feels, but...
[14:24] Ejil
    I'd like you to make me a medicine that
    will allow me to hear her true thoughts.
[14:28] Reiji
    Hear her true thoughts?
[14:30] Reiji
    But there are some things
    you're better off not knowing.
[14:34] Ejil
    Master!
[14:40] Reiji
    No matter what she says,
[14:41] Reiji
    you won't be disheartened, you won't
    cry, and you won't go berserk.
[14:44] Reiji
    If you can promise me that,
    I'll make it for you.
[14:48] Ezil
    Of course. I promise with
    all my body and soul!
[14:52] Reiji
    All right.
[14:54] Reiji
    Could you gather these materials?
[14:57] Reiji
    The medicine requires
    some unique ingredients.
[14:59] Ejil
    I shall gather them. Rather,
    I shall make them do it.
[15:02] Ejil
    I'll mobilize my entire army!
[15:04] Ejil
    Wait for me!
[15:10] Reiji
    The Demon King's army sure has it rough.
[15:19] Ejil
    M-Master, I've gathered the ingredients.
[15:23] Reiji
    Good work.
[15:26] Reiji
    Looks like you got everything.
[15:27] Ejil
    I'm going to rest here for a bit.
[15:35] Reiji
    You did good.
[15:57] Reiji
    It's done!
SIGN    Give It to Me Straight
[15:59] Narration
    Give It to Me Straight.
[16:01] Narration
    Allows one to hear the true thoughts
    of the person who drinks it.
[16:03] Narration
    Effective for half a day.
[16:10] Reiji
    I guess it doesn't matter
    who feeds it to Noela.
[16:14] Noela
    Master, what is it?
[16:16] Reiji
    Hey, good afternoon.
[16:17] Reiji
    I made a new medicine.
[16:20] Reiji
    Would you like to taste
    this delicious potion?
[16:22] Noela
    I would!
[16:24] Noela
    Smells good.
[16:28] Noela
    Tasty! Delicious!
[16:32] Reiji
    Hey, Noela...
[16:34] Noela
    Huh?
[16:34] Reiji
    What do you think of me?
[16:36] Noela
    Woof?
[16:38] Noela
    Master, what's gotten into you?
[16:41] Reiji
    It works! I can hear her thoughts! Wow!
[16:45] Reiji
    She looks confused.
[16:46] Reiji
    I guess she can't hear her own inner voice.
[16:50] Reiji
    Anyway, what do you think of me?
[16:54] Noela
    I like you, Master.
[16:55] Noela
    I love you, I love you, I love you!
[16:58] Reiji
    I see! What a sweet girl!
[17:01] Ejil
    Master!
[17:02] Reiji
    Ejil, it's ready.
[17:05] Ejil
    Understood.
[17:09] Ejil
    Ms. Noela.
[17:11] Ejil
    I am Garo Ejil, the man who will
    someday conquer this world.
[17:16] Ejil
    What do you think of me?
[17:20] Noela
    Whatever.
[17:20] Noela
    Whatever.
[17:22] Reiji
    She's totally indifferent!
[17:24] Reiji
    She neither likes nor dislikes him!
[17:25] Reiji
    In some ways, this hurts even
    more than being disliked!
[17:28] Reiji
    See? I told you. She already
    tells you all the time.
[17:31] Ejil
    I-I'm not done yet, Master.
    I-I'm just getting started.
[17:36] Ejil
    H-How can I make you like me?
[17:42] Noela
    I don't know.
[17:43] Noela
    Become Master.
[17:44] Ejil
    I see. You're trying to cheer me up.
[17:48] Noela
    No.
[17:48] Noela
    No.
[17:49] Ejil
    In other words, if I learn to
    make potions like my master,
[17:52] Ejil
    then you'll learn to love me.
[17:54] Noela
    No.
[17:54] Noela
    No.
[17:55] Ejil
    You're telling me to do my best.
[17:56] Noela
    No.
[17:56] Noela
    No.
[17:58] Ejil
    Ms. Noela!
[17:59] Noela
    Stay away!
[17:59] Noela
    Stay away!
[18:05] Ejil
    Someday I'll conquer the world...
[18:10] Reiji
    He can use Give It to Me Straight,
    but Noela already speaks her mind,
[18:16] Reiji
    and Ejil takes everything positively.
[18:18] Mina
    Oh? Mr. Reiji, is this a new flavor of potion?
[18:22] Mina
    I'm going to have a sip.
[18:24] Reiji
    Wait, that's—
[18:27] Mina
    It's a bit sweet.
[18:30] Mina
    It's delicious.
[18:31] Reiji
    Uh, yeah...
[18:33] Reiji
    What is she going to say to me?
[18:35] Mina
    Oh?
[18:38] Mina
    Mr. Ejil, you'll catch a
    cold sleeping down there.
[18:43] Mina
    Isn't he on the clock?
    Why is this kid sleeping?
[18:48] Reiji
    Her true thoughts are terrifying!
[18:49] Noela
    Woof!
[18:49] Noela
    Woof!
[18:52] Noela
    Mina scary.
[18:52] Noela
    Mina scary.
[18:57] Mina
    Ms. Noela, did you just call me scary?
[19:00] Mina
    I can hear you, you know.
[19:05] Noela
    I called Mina scary.
[19:07] Mina
    What? What about me is scary?
[19:11] Mina
    She's hiding behind Mr. Reiji again.
    Mr. Reiji is babying her, too.
[19:15] Mina
    These two are always getting
    up to crap like this.
[19:18] Reiji
    I'm sorry! I won't baby her anymore!
[19:22] Mina
    Huh? What are you talking about, Mr. Reiji?
[19:25] Mina
    I have no idea what's going on.
[19:27] Mina
    I don't have time for this. I need
    to prepare lunch and do the laundry.
[19:31] Reiji
    Dark Mina is terrifying!
[19:33] Reiji
    Mina—rather, Lady Mina,
    why don't you take a break?
[19:36] Reiji
    We'll handle all the household chores.
[19:39] Mina
    Lady Mina? But Mr. Reiji, that's my job.
[19:44] Mina
    Ugh, my shoulders are so stiff.
[19:47] Reiji
    Noela, rub her shoulders!
[19:49] Noela
    Woof!
[19:49] Noela
    Woof!
[19:52] Mina
    What's gotten into you, Ms. Noela?
[19:54] Mina
    Hey, that hurts. A little more to the left.
[19:56] Reiji
    Noela!
[19:57] Noela
    Woof!
[19:59] Mina
    Oh, right there.
[20:01] Mina
    She's not useless after all.
[20:04] Mina
    That feels great.
[20:08] Reiji
    Hold on. Why are you trying to run away?
[20:11] Ejil
    M-Master, my shift has ended.
    I thought I'd leave for the day.
[20:17] Ejil
    My aide can be quite fussy, and I'm
    worried about the 3rd Division.
[20:20] Reiji
    You're not done yet.
[20:22] Reiji
    We're going to overcome this crisis together.
[20:25] Reiji
    Take up your position.
[20:28] Ejil
    Yes, Master.
SIGN    Temporarily Closed
[20:41] Reiji
    The only things I know how to cook
    are fried rice and pot stickers!
[20:57] Mina
    It's delicious.
[20:58] Mina
    This actually isn't too bad.
[21:02] Ejil
    Master, you did it!
[21:04] Mina
    What's gotten into everyone?
    They're acting so weird.
[21:07] ---
    Thank goodness!
[21:11] Reiji
    I definitely can't sell this.
[21:14] Reiji
    If couples were to use this,
    they'd get into arguments.
[21:18] Reiji
    Hearing someone's true thoughts
    all the time is exhausting.
[21:22] Reiji
    Lip service rocks!
SIGN    Closing Time
[21:28] Ejil
    Thank you for making the trip
    to Kirio Drugstore again today.
[21:32] Ejil
    Come again—
[21:33] Mina
    Huh?
[21:34] Ejil
    Nothing!
[21:41] Kasty
    Elaine, I'm coming in.
[21:43] Elaine
    Okay. What is it, Father?
[21:47] Kasty
    This was mixed in with my laundry.
[22:01] Sign
    Next Customer
[22:01] Kasty
    H-Huh?
SIGN    Illustration by: Yasuyuki

E8 - Odorless Body Soap! / Three-Minute Revive

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[00:06] Reiji
    Okay, all done.
[00:09] Reiji
    I finished the substitute
    Noela, full body edition.
[00:13] Mina
    Oh, it looks just like Ms. Noela!
[00:17] Reiji
    Exactly. I thought our part-timer
    could make do with this.
[00:22] Reiji
    Expecting Noela to put up with him
    every time he's here would be rough.
[00:28] Both
    Wel...come...
[00:31] Reiji
    Hey, it's the Valgas's butler, uh...
[00:34] Rayne
    It's Rayne. Pardon me.
[00:37] Reiji
    Can we help you with something today?
[00:38] Rayne
    Yes. Mr. Reiji, my master
    would like to see you.
[00:43] Reiji
    Your master?
[00:46] Reiji
    You mean Elaine's father?
[00:48] Neola
    Woof?
[00:55] ---
    Drugstore
[00:55] ---
    In Another World
[02:20] Casty
    Thank you for helping my wife the other day.
SIGN    Today's Prescription: Part 1
    Odorless Body Soap!
[02:25] Casty
    Because of you, everyone at the
    dinner party was talking about her.
[02:25] Sign
    Casty
    Fen
    Dran
    Valgas
[02:29] Casty
    Elaine was able to get some work
    experience at your store... as well.
[02:32] Casty
    I'm truly grateful to you.
[02:35] Reiji
    Uh, sure... So, what can I do for you today?
[02:42] Casty
    About that...
[02:44] Casty
    Recently, my daughter Elaine
    has begun avoiding me.
[02:48] Reiji
    Avoiding you?
[02:50] Casty
    Don't play dumb!
[02:51] Reiji
    Huh?
[02:51] Casty
    I know what you're up to!
[02:53] Reiji
    What?!
[02:54] Casty
    If you want my daughter,
    you'll have to defeat me first!
[02:58] Reiji
    Why would I need to do that?!
[03:00] Casty
    How dare you use such underhanded
    psychological attacks against me,
[03:04] Casty
    your most difficult opponent?!
[03:06] Reiji
    It's not like that!
[03:07] Reiji
    Ms. Elaine's behavior is most
    likely caused by puberty.
[03:13] Casty
    Puberty?
[03:16] Reiji
    I've heard that girls going through puberty
[03:19] Reiji
    tend to develop a temporary dislike
    of their fathers based on their gender.
[03:25] Casty
    But my daughter used to adore me!
[03:30] (Flashback) Elaine
    Daddy, I love you!
[03:34] (Flashback) Elaine
    I'm gonna marry you someday, Daddy!
[03:39] (Flashback) Casty
    Are you, now?
[03:40] Casty
    She used to say that to me!
[03:42] Reiji
    Even so!
[03:44] Reiji
    Adolescent girls from every
    world go through a period
[03:47] Reiji
    when they don't want to mix up
    their laundry with their father's.
[03:52] Casty
    Laundry? Come to think
    of it, the other day...
[03:56] (Flashback) Casty
    Elaine, I'm coming in.
[03:59] (Flashback) Elaine
    Okay. What is it, Father?
[04:03] (Flashback) Casty
    This was mixed in with my laundry.
[04:17] (Flashback) Casty
    H-Huh?
[04:19] Casty
    Elaine looked at me as though I were garbage.
[04:23] Reiji
    Yeah, I'm sure she did.
[04:24] Casty
    But Elaine is still too young
    for that type of underwear.
[04:28] Casty
    Huh?
[04:28] Casty
    Who does she intend to show it off to?
[04:30] Casty
    Dunno...
[04:30] Casty
    It's disgraceful, truly disgraceful.
[04:33] Reiji
    Did you tell her that?
[04:35] Casty
    Of course!
[04:35] Reiji
    That's the worst thing you could've done!
[04:38] Casty
    What? Really?
[04:40] Reiji
    She'll think you see her as
    more than just your daughter.
[04:44] Casty
    But I'm just worried about her.
[04:47] Reiji
    Even so!
[04:48] Reiji
    Her father is her father.
[04:51] Reiji
    She doesn't want to see an ounce
    of the opposite sex in him.
[04:54] Casty
    Does this mean my daughter hates me now?
[04:57] Elaine
    Mr. Reiji.
[04:59] Reiji
    Oh, Elaine.
[05:01] Elaine
    I heard from our butler that you were here.
[05:05] Elaine
    What did you invite
    Mr. Reiji here to discuss?
[05:11] Casty
    Well, uh...
[05:12] Elaine
    I think I have an idea.
[05:15] Elaine
    Mr. Reiji, rather than spending
    time with my dirty father...
[05:19] Casty
    D-Dirty?!
[05:20] Elaine
    Let's go to my room where we
    can have a nice chat together.
[05:23] Reiji
    But—
[05:24] Elaine
    Hurry, this way.
[05:26] Casty
    Elaine, wait!
[05:30] Casty
    Elaine...
[05:34] Reiji
    You know, you didn't have to put it that way.
[05:37] Reiji
    Your dad's probably crying right now.
[05:40] Elaine
    Yes, but...
[05:42] Reiji
    Your dad has his faults, but it's
    not as if you hate him, right?
[05:47] Elaine
    Well, of course.
[05:49] Reiji
    Then let's go apologize to him later, okay?
[05:56] Reiji
    Elaine seems to be aware that
    she spoke harshly to her father.
[06:00] Reiji
    I wish there was something
    I could do to get them to reconcile.
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
[06:06] Noela
    Master! The botanical deodorant!
[06:10] Reiji
    Thanks, Noela.
[06:11] Noela
    Woof.
[06:12] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, what are you going to
    do with that botanical deodorant?
[06:17] Reiji
    I was wondering if I could tweak it a little.
[06:21] Reiji
    By the way, why are you carrying
    around the substitute Noela?
[06:25] Mina
    I tried applying some charm fragrance
    to it so that it would smell nice.
[06:29] Mina
    I'm sure Mr. Ejil would've preferred
    for it to smell like Ms. Noela, though.
[06:34] Reiji
    You think he'd prefer Noela's smell?
[06:37] Reiji
    I see! That's it!
[06:39] Reiji
    I can do that!
[07:02] Reiji
    It's done!
SIGN    The Next Day
[07:05] Reiji
    Sir,
[07:07] Reiji
    using this medicine may resolve
    your problem with Ms. Elaine.
[07:14] Sign
    Odorless
    Body
    Soap
[07:14] Narration
    Odorless Body Soap.
[07:16] Narration
    Removes the smell of sweat and
    other odors. Also disinfects.
[07:21] Casty
    I see. You're saying that if I just
    use this, Elaine will love me again?
[07:27] Reiji
    I wouldn't go that far.
[07:32] Reiji
    What do you think?
[07:33] Reiji
    Smells nice, doesn't it?
[07:37] Casty
    It's a good, simple smell.
[07:40] Reiji
    Take my word for it and give it a try.
[07:43] Casty
    I hate blindly trusting people.
[07:46] Reiji
    Then what will you do?
[07:48] Reiji
    At this rate, your relationship
    will continue to get worse.
[07:52] Reiji
    Your daughter may never make eye contact
    with you again, much less speak to—
[07:56] Casty
    I'll definitely use this!
[07:57] Casty
    Someone prepare a bath!
SIGN    Bathing In Progress
[08:04] Reiji
    Huh? That's odd.
[08:06] Reiji
    He turned handsome?!
[08:09] Casty
    Your medicine is perfect.
[08:11] Casty
    Well? What do you think of this
    rejuvenated version of me?
[08:14] Reiji
    His voice, tone, and
    personality have changed, too!
[08:17] Casty
    Perhaps Elaine won't dislike me now.
[08:20] Reiji
    Uh, I don't know about that.
[08:23] Reiji
    I have a feeling Elaine will hate this, too.
[08:28] Elain
    Father, what do you—
[08:31] Casty
    Elaine!
[08:32] Elaine
    Who is this man?!
[08:34] Reiji
    Hey!
[08:37] Reiji
    What are you doing?!
[08:38] Casty
    Alchemist, why are you stopping me?
[08:41] Reiji
    Of course I'm stopping you!
    You can't just suddenly hug her!
[08:44] Reiji
    You scared Ms. Elaine! Are you okay?
[08:47] Elaine
    Mr. Reiji...
[08:49] Casty
    Get away from my daughter, alchemist!
[08:52] Elaine
    Daughter? Wait, is that you, Father?
[08:55] Casty
    That's right, Elaine. It is I!
[08:59] Reiji
    Why is he speaking like that
    and striking that pose?
[09:01] Reiji
    Do I have to play along here?
[09:05] Reiji
    Might as well.
[09:09] Reiji
    Your daughter is mine, Casty!
[09:13] Casty
    Bastard, you've revealed your true colors!
[09:17] Reiji
    You just now noticed?
[09:18] Reiji
    By ensnaring your daughter and
    marrying her, I'll become nobility.
[09:24] Elaine
    Marry?
[09:26] Elaine
    Which means we'll be husband
    and wife? I'm delighted!
[09:29] Reiji
    Hey, I'm the bad guy here!
    Don't make goo-goo eyes at me!
[09:32] Elaine
    What are you doing?!
[09:35] Casty
    You deserve to die for
    toying with my daughter!
[09:38] Elaine
    I won't allow you to hurt Mr. Reiji.
[09:43] Reiji
    Don't side with me! You're ruining the plan!
[09:46] Elaine
    Everything is going according to my plan.
[09:49] Elaine
    If my father won't approve of us,
    then we'll have to elope!
[09:53] Reiji
    Please shut up!
[09:55] Reiji
    Hey, Casty!
[09:57] Reiji
    Your daughter hates you, right?
[09:59] Reiji
    She called you a smelly, creepy old pervert.
[10:03] Casty
    She didn't say all that!
[10:04] Elaine
    He's right.
[10:05] Reiji
    Wouldn't you prefer if your daughter
    were gone? I'll take her instead.
[10:11] Casty
    I've never wished Elaine was gone!
[10:17] Elaine
    Father...
[10:19] Casty
    I've loved her since the moment
    she was born! She's my child!
[10:22] Casty
    That doesn't mean it didn't hurt
    when she began avoiding me.
[10:26] Casty
    But so what?!
[10:29] Casty
    I trust that Elaine's dislike
    for me is temporary.
[10:35] Casty
    No matter what, I will
    always be on Elaine's side.
[10:41] Casty
    I love you, Elaine.
[10:46] Elaine
    Father!
[10:54] Elaine
    I'm sorry. I was so cruel to you, Father.
[11:09] Elaine
    Father, this pleasant smell...
[11:13] Elaine
    This is the same perfume I use.
[11:16] Elaine
    Mr. Reiji... Huh?
[11:21] Elaine
    Mr. Reiji?
[11:24] Reiji
    Two days later, I received
    a letter from the lord,
[11:28] Reiji
    thanking me and telling me that
    I couldn't have his daughter.
[11:34] Reiji
    I replied that I was acting the other day
[11:36] Reiji
    and not to worry because I had no intention
    of taking his daughter from him.
[11:49] Elaine
    I wish he hadn't been acting.
[12:00] Mina
    Mr. Reiji?
[12:02] Reiji
    Sorry, did I wake you?
[12:05] Reiji
    I made lunch. Can you eat?
[12:08] Mina
    Yes.
[12:10] Reiji
    Anyway, you don't often get fevers.
    After all, you're a ghost.
SIGN    Today's Prescription: Part 2
    Three-Minute Revive
[12:16] Mina
    I know.
[12:17] Reiji
    I'll leave your lunch here, okay?
[12:21] Mina
    C-Could you feed it to me, please?
[12:24] Reiji
    What? You don't think you can feed yourself?
[12:26] Mina
    It's not that. It's just that times like
    these make me want to be spoiled, so...
[12:40] Reiji
    How is it? I'm not too
    confident in my cooking.
[12:43] Mina
    It's good. It's seasoned just right.
[12:47] Reiji
    Oh, good.
[12:50] Reiji
    Here.
[12:56] Reiji
    What is it?
[12:58] Mina
    This was my room a long time ago.
[13:03] Reiji
    What?
[13:03] Mina
    I stared at this ceiling for so
    long that I got sick of seeing it.
[13:08] Mina
    It hasn't changed at all.
[13:11] Reiji
    Come to think of it, Mina mentioned
    being sickly while she was alive.
[13:16] Mina
    My mother always took care
    of me when I was sick.
[13:21] Mina
    I caused so much trouble for her.
[13:24] Mina
    Ultimately, I died first from an illness.
[13:36] Reiji
    It's okay. Nobody thinks
    you're causing trouble.
[13:40] Mina
    I was a nuisance.
[13:43] Mina
    I made my entire family unhappy.
[13:48] Reiji
    You should rest for now.
[13:51] Micott
    What? The boss isn't here? Too bad.
[13:55] Ejil
    How dare you take that attitude toward me?!
[13:58] Ejil
    Do you know you're speaking
    to Garo Ejil the Demon King?
[14:01] Micott
    What's that? Is it a tasty food?
[14:03] Ejil
    What?!
[14:04] Noela
    Micott.
[14:06] ---
    Woof.
[14:06] Micott
    Thanks, Noela. See you later.
[14:09] Micott
    Say "hi" to the boss for me.
[14:11] Noela
    Woof.
[14:12] Ejil
    Hmph, what a bunch of rude customers.
[14:18] Ejil
    Master.
[14:19] Noela
    Master, how's Mina?
[14:21] Reiji
    She's sleeping soundly right now.
[14:23] Noela
    Will she get better?
[14:24] Reiji
    Her cold will, but she has
    a more fundamental problem.
[14:29] Noela
    Woof?
[14:30] Reiji
    Ejil, I want you to gather
    the ingredients listed here.
[14:35] Reiji
    If you do, you can pet Noela's tail.
[14:39] Reiji
    Not the substitute Noela, either.
[14:41] Reiji
    The real one.
[14:43] Ejil
    The r-real... fluff...
[14:46] Ejil
    I'm going to pet Ms. Noela!
[14:50] Noela
    Woof?
[14:50] Reiji
    All right. Noela, could you
    help me with something?
[14:53] Noela
    Woof.
[14:57] Reiji
    Hup. Down here, Noela.
[15:01] Noela
    Woof.
[15:04] Reiji
    Mina's family lived in this
    house a hundred years ago.
[15:10] Reiji
    And this was Mina's mother's room.
[15:14] Reiji
    I'm sure we'll find something useful in here.
[15:19] Reiji
    What's this?
[15:20] Noela
    Woof?
[15:22] Noela
    The writing has faded.
[15:25] Reiji
    Yeah, but some of it is legible.
[15:29] Reiji
    It was Mina's mother's journal.
[15:32] Ejil
    Master! I got everything!
[15:35] Noela
    Woof. He's back.
[15:37] Reiji
    That was quick! Such is the
    power of ulterior motives.
[15:41] Reiji
    Okay, it's all here.
[15:44] Reiji
    Thanks for the help, Ejil.
[15:45] Ejil
    You're welcome.
[15:46] Ejil
    Anyway, our promise...
[15:50] Reiji
    Oh, right. I'm not sure Noela
    will allow it, though.
[15:54] Noela
    My tail? No way.
[15:57] Ejil
    Huh?
[15:57] ---
    Woof!
[16:09] Reiji
    It's done!
SIGN    Three-Minute Revive
[16:11] Narration
    Three-Minute Revive.
[16:14] Mina
    Three-Minute Revive?
[16:16] Reiji
    Yeah. By sprinkling a few drops
    of that medicine on this,
[16:20] Reiji
    we can bring your mother back
    for just three minutes. Here.
[16:24] Mina
    What's this?
[16:26] Reiji
    I'm pretty sure it's your mother's journal.
[16:35] Mina
    This is definitely my mother's handwriting.
[16:37] Mina
    But most of it is illegible.
[16:41] Reiji
    It's up to you if you want
    to use the medicine or not.
[16:46] Mina
    I'll use it.
[16:49] Reiji
    Are you sure?
[16:50] Mina
    Yes. I want to know what my mother thought.
[16:54] Mina
    It's been a hundred years since then,
[16:57] Mina
    but I believe I must accept it,
    no matter how she felt.
[17:03] Reiji
    Got it. Like I said, sprinkle
    that medicine on the journal.
[17:08] Reiji
    I'll be in the other room.
[17:13] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, could you...
[17:17] Mina
    Could you hold my hand?
[17:21] Reiji
    Okay, got it.
[17:48] Mother
    Why?
[17:50] Mother
    I thought she was cured, but she's
    sick with something else now.
[17:53] Mother
    We don't have any money left to buy medicine.
[17:59] Mina
    I'm sorry.
[18:00] Mother
    My husband leaves taking care
    of our daughter entirely to me.
[18:04] Mother
    Why do I have to do everything?
[18:07] Mina
    She's right. I was stuck in bed
    while my mother was by my side.
[18:14] Mina
    Taking care of me must've been difficult.
[18:17] Mina
    I'm really sorry.
[18:19] Mother
    Why?
[18:21] Mother
    Why won't she get better?
[18:22] Mina
    Don't ask me!
[18:24] Mina
    I wasn't sick because I wanted to be!
[18:26] Mother
    Why don't the medicines work?
[18:28] Mina
    I don't know!
[18:30] Mother
    The doctor said he doesn't know, either.
[18:32] Mother
    I don't know what to do anymore.
[18:36] Mina
    That's why I died first!
[18:39] Mina
    Isn't that what you preferred, Mother?
[18:42] Mina
    I couldn't bother anyone once I was dead!
[18:47] Mother
    Why, Mina? Why did you have to die before me?
[18:53] Mother
    You should have so much
    happiness waiting for you,
[18:58] Mother
    but ultimately, I couldn't make you happy.
[19:02] Mina
    Huh?
[19:03] Mother
    This was harder on you than
    anyone else, wasn't it, Mina?
[19:09] Mina
    Mother...
[19:12] Mother
    I think I was happy because I had you, Mina.
[19:17] Mina
    Liar.
[19:18] Mother
    After all, now that you're
    gone, I miss you so much.
[19:25] Mother
    If you had found a boyfriend and married
    him, I was going to give you that brooch.
[19:33] Mina
    The brooch?
[19:38] Mother
    My mother gave it to me when I got married.
[19:42] Mother
    Apparently my grandmother gave it to her.
[19:47] Mother
    That's when my mother told me
    the meaning of that brooch.
[19:52] Mina
    Its meaning?
[19:54] Mother
    "I hope you find happiness."
[20:12] Mina
    Mother... Mother...
[20:16] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, thank you.
[20:21] ---
    It's okay.
[20:23] Reiji
    I'm glad you got to see your mom.
[20:27] Mina
    Me, too.
[20:30] Mina
    Mother, I am happy.
[20:37] Reiji
    When I first met Mina in this house
    that had been empty for years...
[20:47] (Flashback) Reiji
    A g-ghost?!
[20:49] (Flashback) Mina
    I'm not a ghost. I used to
    live here a hundred years ago.
[20:55] (Flashback) Reiji
    Th-That's what you call a ghost!
[20:57] (Flashback) Mina
    I'm not a ghost. I watch over the residents
    of this house from the ceiling.
[21:05] (Flashback) Mina
    I'm what you'd call the
    guardian spirit of the house.
[21:08] (Flashback) Reiji
    Guardian spirit?
[21:09] (Flashback) Mina
    But for some reason, everyone runs away
    when they make eye contact with me.
[21:14] (Flashback) Reiji
    I bet they do.
[21:16] (Flashback) Mina
    I just have one wish:
[21:19] (Flashback) Mina
    for everyone who lives
    here to have a happy life.
[21:23] (Flashback) Reiji
    A happy life?
[21:26] (Flashback) Mina
    Yes. That alone is enough to satisfy me.
[21:34] Reiji
    Mina's mother, your feelings
    reached your daughter.
SIGN    Closing Time
[21:50] Mina
    Thank you. See you later.
[22:00] Sign
    Next Customer
SIGN    Illustration by: Nanohanakohina

E9 - Big Catch Buddy / Harriette Remover

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SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
[00:02] Reiji
    Are you two ready?
[00:04] Mina
    Yes.
[00:05] Noela
    Woof.
[00:06] Reiji
    Are you sure you're okay with a picnic?
[00:09] Reiji
    I thought it'd be nice to go out a little
    farther and spend the night somewhere.
[00:13] Mina
    Yes. It's fun to pack a
    lunch and go out somewhere.
[00:17] Mina
    And besides...
[00:19] Mina
    The truth is, before I became severely ill,
[00:22] Mina
    that lake was the only place I got to visit.
[00:25] Mina
    I have fond memories of
    visiting it with my family.
[00:28] Reiji
    Is that right?
[00:30] Mina
    It's a beautiful place.
[00:33] Mina
    Getting to visit it with the two of
    you is like a dream come true.
[00:37] Reiji
    I see. Then let's get going.
[00:40] Ejil
    Thank you for waiting.
[00:42] Ejil
    Shall we go?
[00:44] Reiji
    Did we invite you?
[00:49] Reiji
    Say something!
[00:56] ---
    Drugstore
[00:56] ---
    In Another World
[02:21] Mina
    Come on, pick up the pace!
[02:21] Noela
    Master, hurry!
[02:23] Ejil
    Wait, Ms. Noela!
[02:25] Reiji
    Stop pulling me!
SIGN    Today's Prescription: Part 1
    Big Catch Buddy
[02:31] Reiji
    I had no idea there was a lake
    in the middle of the woods.
[02:33] Mina
    It's a bit difficult to find.
[02:36] Mina
    You may not be able to reach
    it unless you know the way.
[02:39] Noela
    I hear water.
[02:41] Mina
    We're almost there.
[02:51] Noela
    Woof. Smells nice.
[02:53] Ejil
    Ms. Noela, I see you like
    places like this one.
[02:58] Mina
    What do you think?
[02:59] Reiji
    It's a nice, quiet place.
[03:02] Reiji
    But...
[03:05] Reiji
    Don't you think it's too quiet?
[03:08] Mina
    You're right. I believe it was
    more lively a hundred years ago.
[03:15] Noela
    Lots of monsters and beasts nearby.
[03:19] Reiji
    Yikes... No wonder people stay away.
[03:22] Ejil
    Do not worry, Master!
[03:24] Ejil
    I shall drive off anyone who attacks us!
[03:27] Noela
    Woof! I'll protect you, Master!
[03:30] Reiji
    Uh... Thanks.
[03:38] Noela
    Woof.
[03:41] Ejil
    The tea tastes somewhat better than usual.
[03:46] Mina
    I used the same tea leaves to make it.
[03:49] Mina
    It's strange, isn't it?
[04:00] Reiji
    This is a nice place.
[04:01] Reiji
    We couldn't have come here
    if you hadn't told us about it.
[04:04] Reiji
    Thank you.
[04:05] Mina
    Not at all.
[04:07] Mina
    If anything, I'm glad we could
    come together. I'm truly...
[04:15] Mina
    I'm truly happy...
[04:20] Reiji
    That happy?
[04:21] Mina
    I'm so happy. I'm deeply moved.
[04:29] Ejil
    As this is my first picnic,
    I am moved, as well.
[04:34] Reiji
    Demon King, are you a shut-in?
[04:37] Ejil
    A shut—
[04:38] Reiji
    That means you've never gone fishing, right?
[04:40] Reiji
    I'll teach you. We can fish together.
[04:42] Ejil
    Understood!
[04:47] Reiji
    First, we'll look for a spot
    where there might be fish.
SIGN    Find Fish
[04:50] Narration
    Acquired the "Find Fish" skill.
[04:54] Reiji
    This seems useful. Let's see...
[04:59] Reiji
    There they are! There's a bunch of them!
[05:01] Ejil
    Yes, sir!
[05:02] Mina
    Mr. Reiji!
[05:04] Noela
    Master!
[05:08] Noela
    Master, how do I look?
[05:11] Mina
    What do you think?
[05:17] Reiji
    You look great.
[05:19] Mina
    I lost weight so I could wear this swimsuit.
[05:23] Reiji
    That must've been tough.
    You look wonderfully grown-up.
[05:26] Mina
    Really? I'm so glad.
[05:30] Noela
    Mina, play with me!
[05:33] Noela
    Woof, woof!
[05:35] Mina
    Ms. Noela, that's cold.
[05:38] Mina
    Take this!
[05:41] Noela
    You'll pay for that!
[05:42] Noela
    Take this!
[05:47] Mina
    That's cold!
[05:47] Reiji
    Ejil, let's go.
[05:49] Ejil
    This must be heaven.
[05:51] Reiji
    Demon Kings don't belong in heaven.
[05:53] Ejil
    I have no regrets.
[05:55] Reiji
    Fine, then. I'll do it myself.
[05:59] Reiji
    Besides, I've got my secret weapon.
SIGN    Big Catch Buddy
[06:03] Narration
    Big Catch Buddy.
[06:04] Narration
    A jelly containing pheromones that have a
    powerful effect on fishes' sense of smell.
[06:11] Reiji
    I made this by adapting the
    Beast Lure I made before.
[06:17] Reiji
    There!
[06:22] Reiji
    Huh?
[06:24] Reiji
    That's odd.
[06:26] Reiji
    Here comes a big one!
[06:29] Reiji
    Have I hooked a lake monster?
[06:33] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, you seem to have
    hooked quite a big one.
[06:36] Reiji
    Yeah, I'll definitely land this one!
[06:43] Noela
    Master!
[06:44] Mina
    Mr. Reiji!
[06:45] Reiji
    I-I've still got it...
[06:48] Reiji
    Now!
[06:49] Reiji
    Fish on!
[07:03] Reiji
    What is this?
[07:09] Vivi
    Ow...
[07:13] Vivi
    I thought I'd found my first meal in
    a while, but there was a hook in it.
[07:17] Vivi
    How could you?
[07:19] Vivi
    Ouch.
[07:20] Mina
    M-Mr. Reiji, a girl came out of the water!
[07:24] Noela
    Master, where did you find her?
[07:26] Reiji
    I'm not sure what's going on,
    but we fished her up together.
[07:29] Vivi
    You're the cruel human who fished me up.
[07:32] Reiji
    What? Uh, sorry... er...
[07:35] Reiji
    I didn't fish for you specifically.
    You just happened to get caught.
[07:39] Reiji
    Speaking of cruel, do you think
    you could get off of him?
[07:47] Ejil
    How dare you crush me?!
[07:50] Ejil
    Master, we should eliminate this creature!
[07:53] Reiji
    Don't.
[07:55] Vivi
    I am Vivi, spirit of this lake.
SIGN    Vivi (Spirit)
[07:59] Ejil
    Spirit?
[08:01] Vivi
    I-I'm sorry for crushing you, but
    what's the Demon King doing here?
[08:06] Ejil
    Why?! Wait, why am I here?
[08:09] Noela
    Vivi, ignore him. Let's eat
    lunch. You, too, Master.
[08:12] Ejil
    M-Ms. Noela?
[08:14] Noela
    Don't bully her.
[08:20] Mina
    We have plenty of sandwiches.
[08:26] Vivi
    B-But if a worthless spirit like
    me were to eat lunch with you...
[08:31] Reiji
    Yes?
[08:32] Vivi
    Wouldn't that make for an awkward lunchtime?
[08:35] Reiji
    It wouldn't.
[08:38] Vivi
    I bet you're pretending to accept me into
    your group so you can badmouth me later!
[08:43] Reiji
    We wouldn't do that!
[08:44] Reiji
    Why is this spirit so pessimistic?
[08:47] Noela
    Don't worry. Master and Mina are nice.
[08:51] Noela
    Eat sandwiches.
[09:01] Vivi
    It's good.
[09:03] Mina
    I'm glad. Have as much as you'd like.
[09:06] Vivi
    You're sure? You won't
    bully me for eating them?
[09:08] Mina
    Of course not. I'd be delighted
    to have you eat them.
[09:13] Vivi
    Thank you. I will, then.
[09:19] Vivi
    So that was a medicine you made, Reiji?
[09:23] Reiji
    Yeah. I didn't think I'd catch
    a spirit with it, though.
[09:26] Mina
    So spirits really do exist.
[09:30] Reiji
    Should a ghost be saying that?
[09:33] Mina
    It seemed like you were hungry.
[09:35] Mina
    Had you not eaten anything?
[09:37] Reiji
    That's right.
[09:39] Reiji
    You don't eat the fish in the lake?
[09:42] Vivi
    I couldn't catch—I mean,
    I couldn't eat my friends.
[09:47] Reiji
    She can't conceal her true thoughts.
[09:49] Vivi
    I used to eat the offerings left by humans.
[09:53] Vivi
    But recently, they've stopped leaving those.
[09:56] Vivi
    That's why I was so hungry.
[10:00] Mina
    Now that you mention it,
[10:01] Mina
    I think I heard there was a shrine
    in this area a long time ago.
[10:04] Vivi
    I was a pretty impressive spirit.
[10:07] Vivi
    But all I did was eat offerings. I never
    did anything for them in return, so...
[10:13] (Flashback) Vivi
    This parfait is so good!
[10:15] Vivi
    They probably thought
    I was a disgraceful spirit.
[10:19] Reiji
    Hey, calm down.
[10:21] Vivi
    Over time, their faith in me diminished.
[10:23] Vivi
    Once the people stopped coming,
    more monsters appeared,
[10:26] Vivi
    which kept people away even more.
[10:29] Vivi
    Once you guys learn I'm a worthless
    spirit that nobody believes in,
[10:34] Vivi
    I'm sure you'll laugh at me, too.
[10:39] Noela
    Master won't laugh. Neither will I.
[10:41] Mina
    Me, neither.
[10:44] Vivi
    Noela, Ms. Mina...
[10:50] Reiji
    Vivi?!
[10:52] All
    What?!
[10:59] Vivi
    So hot... Water...
[11:04] Reiji
    Water?
[11:06] Reiji
    Go!
[11:12] Vivi
    I feel refreshed.
[11:15] Reiji
    What was that?
[11:17] Vivi
    Sorry.
[11:18] Vivi
    I actually can't maintain my physical form
    unless my body temperature stays low.
[11:22] Vivi
    I'll return to the lake now.
[11:26] Reiji
    Why don't you fish with us?
[11:28] Reiji
    We can do that by the water.
[11:30] Reiji
    And I've got more of that
    bait, Big Catch Buddy.
[11:32] Vivi
    There's no way I could catch anything.
[11:35] Vivi
    You won't have fun hanging out with me.
[11:38] Mina
    That's not true.
[11:40] Noela
    Let's do it together.
[11:41] Vivi
    H-Huh?
[11:43] Reiji
    We'll have a competition.
[11:44] Reiji
    It'll be a team fishing contest.
[11:47] Vivi
    Okay...
[11:49] All
    Go!
[11:52] Reiji
    Here, hold this. Lift it
    once something is hooked.
[11:55] Reiji
    What is it?
[11:56] Vivi
    Why are you so considerate?
[11:59] Reiji
    I don't know.
[12:03] Vivi
    I bet you're making sure I owe you
    a favor now so you can use me later.
[12:08] Vivi
    That must be it.
[12:10] Reiji
    I'm not trying to make you owe me anything.
[12:15] Vivi
    R-Reiji, something's pulling
    really hard on the other end!
[12:18] Reiji
    One of your friends have arrived.
[12:20] Vivi
    Huh? Oh, I don't have friends.
[12:25] Reiji
    This is no time feel depressed.
[12:27] Reiji
    You've got a fish on the line. Reel it in.
[12:29] Reiji
    On my signal, okay?
[12:31] Vivi
    H-Huh?
[12:32] Reiji
    Ready, and...
[12:48] Reiji
    Nice effort.
[12:49] Vivi
    I caught something! I did it!
[12:52] Reiji
    Yeah!
[12:54] Reiji
    All right, keep it up.
[12:56] Vivi
    Okay, I will.
[12:58] Mina
    Wow, what a haul.
[13:02] Mina
    You won't beat us.
[13:04] Noela
    Woof.
[13:05] Reiji
    Not bad, guys.
[13:11] Reiji
    You...
[13:13] Ejil
    I'm ready to go free diving.
[13:15] Ejil
    Watch me, Ms. Noela.
[13:17] Ejil
    I'll do my best to change your mind about me.
[13:23] Reiji
    We can't let them beat us, Vivi.
[13:26] Vivi
    It's impossible. They're already so far ahead.
[13:29] Reiji
    Can't you use your lake spirit powers
    to make it easier to catch fish?
[13:33] Vivi
    You think I have powers?
[13:35] Reiji
    Then we'll do our best together,
    even if you don't have any special powers.
[13:41] Vivi
    Okay.
[13:45] Reiji
    That's 24 for Ejil, 26 for the
    poster girls, and 23 for us.
[13:53] Mina
    We win, Ms. Noela.
[13:55] Noela
    Woof, woof.
[13:57] Reiji
    This is more than enough to take back
    to the general store and Rabbit Tavern.
[14:01] Reiji
    Vivi, you can have the rest.
[14:03] Vivi
    What? Why?
[14:05] Reiji
    Why? Because it's too much for us.
[14:09] Reiji
    You can eat them if you get hungry.
[14:11] Vivi
    Humans always want something in return.
[14:15] Vivi
    They always prayed for something
    when they left offerings.
[14:19] Vivi
    They asked for rain to fall
    and for droughts to end.
[14:25] Vivi
    But I can't do that. I'm not
    a god. I can't do anything.
[14:31] Vivi
    Please don't come back.
[14:34] Vivi
    I'm sorry.
[14:36] Reiji
    Vivi.
[14:38] Reiji
    I don't expect anything in return from you.
[14:41] Reiji
    Between friends, it's okay if you're
    always on the giving or receiving end.
[14:45] Reiji
    I don't like purely self-interested
    relationships, either.
[14:52] Vivi
    Friends? You and I are friends?
[14:57] Noela
    We're friends, too. I had fun.
[15:00] Vivi
    Noela...
[15:01] Mina
    I wouldn't mind being your friend, either.
[15:06] Mina
    This lake is important to me, too.
[15:11] Mina
    And you're the one who was
    there to see it with me.
[15:15] Vivi
    Ms. Mina...
[15:17] Ejil
    Well, we're not friends,
    but I will commend you
[15:19] Ejil
    for providing me with the opportunity
    to change Ms. Noela's opinion about me.
[15:22] Ejil
    I'm not opposed to the idea
    of becoming your friend.
[15:24] Ejil
    After all, the Demon King has a big heart.
[15:27] Vivi
    But didn't you come all the
    way here to have a picnic?
[15:33] Vivi
    You'll never come back to see me.
[15:37] Reiji
    If you'll miss us that much, why don't
    you come work at my store part-time?
[15:40] Vivi
    What? Part-time?
[15:43] Vivi
    I don't want to work part-time.
    Hire me as a full-time employee.
[15:46] Reiji
    That's your problem?
[15:48] Vivi
    Part-timers are cast aside the
    moment they're not needed anymore.
[15:51] Vivi
    And besides, didn't you
    see what happened earlier?
[15:54] Vivi
    I can't maintain my physical form
    unless I keep my body temperature low.
[15:58] Vivi
    I appreciate the offer, but...
[16:02] Reiji
    Hold on. We could use that.
SIGN    Sweetheart Cooling Gel
[16:05] Narration
    Sweetheart Cooling Gel.
[16:08] Reiji
    Vivi, hold out your arm.
[16:15] Vivi
    It feels cool!
[16:18] Reiji
    How's that? If you rub this on your
    skin, you'll stay cold all day.
[16:21] Vivi
    Wow! This is incredible, Reiji!
[16:24] Mina
    Then you'll work at the
    store with us, Ms. Vivi.
[16:27] Vivi
    What?
[16:27] Noela
    That's great, Vivi.
[16:29] Vivi
    Y-Yeah. Are you sure you're okay with that?
[16:32] Reiji
    We'd love to have you. You'll start
    as a part-time employee, though.
[16:36] Vivi
    What?
[16:37] Reiji
    But you'll have a legitimate
    reason to come visit us.
[16:41] Reiji
    You won't be lonely anymore.
[16:49] Vivi
    Thank you. I'll do my best to
    become a full-time employee.
[16:54] Reiji
    Why are you so obsessed with that?
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
[16:56] Reiji
    Several days later, Vivi's first
    day as a part-timer arrived.
[17:01] Vivi
    I look forward to working with you.
[17:04] Reiji
    Sure. You'll be trained by...
[17:06] Reiji
    Ejil, look after her.
[17:09] Ejil
    Yes, Master!
[17:10] Vivi
    What? But he's the Demon King!
[17:15] Ejil
    I am your senior.
[17:18] Vivi
    Y-Yes, sir! He's so scary!
[17:20] Ejil
    Listen up, newbie. I shall
    give you work to do.
[17:24] Ejil
    Do you know what that means?
[17:27] Vivi
    U-Uh, you'll have less on your plate?
[17:30] Ejil
    Wrong!
[17:32] Ejil
    Ms. Noela will be impressed by my
    ability to look after my junior!
[17:37] Reiji
    That's all you want, Demon King?
[17:38] Vivi
    Noela will?
[17:40] Ejil
    "Noela"?! How dare you refer to
    her in such a familiar way?!
[17:43] Vivi
    You think so? But we're friends.
[17:49] (Flashback) Noela
    We're friends, too.
[17:51] Ejil
    You're... Noela's friend...
[17:54] Ejil
    Ms. Vivi!
[17:56] Ejil
    If you have any questions, just ask.
[17:59] Ejil
    I shall do everything I can to assist you.
[18:02] Vivi
    Huh? Uh, okay.
[18:05] Reiji
    His willingness to do whatever it
    takes is befitting of the Demon King.
[18:10] Reiji
    Gold star for him.
SIGN    Today's Prescription: Part 2
    Harriette Remover
[18:17] Annabelle
    You know what I mean?
[18:18] Paula
    It's such a hassle.
[18:19] Mina
    Indeed.
[18:20] Reiji
    That's an unusual lineup.
[18:22] Reiji
    Welcome, Paula and Annabelle.
[18:24] Paula
    Hey, Rei. Hello, hello.
[18:26] Annabelle
    What's your problem? We girls are
    havin' an important conversation.
[18:30] Annabelle
    Get out of here.
[18:32] Reiji
    Important conversation?
[18:34] Mina
    But Mr. Reiji might be able to make a
    medicine that would take care of it.
[18:42] Reiji
    Wh-What?
[18:44] Annabelle
    I see.
[18:45] Paula
    That's a great idea. Will you hear us out?
[18:48] Reiji
    S-Sure, it can't hurt to listen.
[18:51] Noela
    Woof! I'll help you work!
[18:55] Noela
    Huh? Master, what's that?
[18:58] Reiji
    This? It's a medicine for making girls pretty.
SIGN    Harriette Remover
[19:02] Narration
    Harriette Remover.
[19:04] Narration
    A cream made with ingredients
    that dissolve hair.
[19:07] Narration
    Also suppresses hair growth.
[19:09] Noela
    Pretty?
[19:12] Reiji
    Anyway, I tried making something.
[19:14] Reiji
    I call it hair removal cream
    "Harriette Remover."
[19:18] All
    H-Harriette Remover?
[19:20] Reiji
    It's a prototype, so take
    it home and try it out.
[19:24] Paula
    Thanks, Rei. I'll try it immediately.
[19:27] Annabelle
    Wow, I can't believe you
    actually made somethin'.
[19:30] Annabelle
    Impressive as always, pharmacist.
[19:32] Mina
    This is amazing.
[19:34] Mina
    Thank you, Mr. Reiji.
[19:36] Reiji
    Sure thing. It was worth making if
    you guys are this happy about it.
[19:46] Reiji
    Good morning.
[19:48] Mina
    Good morning.
[19:52] Reiji
    Good morning, Noela.
[19:53] Noela
    G-Good morning, Master.
[19:56] Reiji
    I see you dressed up today.
    Did something happen?
[20:00] Noela
    No, nothing.
[20:01] Reiji
    But you're so proud of your
    tail. Let me take a look.
[20:05] Noela
    It's nothing! Nothing!
[20:06] Reiji
    Noela!
[20:11] Noela
    Don't touch, Master!
[20:14] Reiji
    You used that medicine without
    my permission, didn't you?
[20:18] Mina
    Ms. Noela, I told you
    he'd find out right away.
[20:25] Reiji
    I see. It was supposed to make you
    pretty, but instead you lost your fur.
[20:29] Reiji
    I did think it was noisy in here this morning.
[20:31] Mina
    I'm sorry. Ms. Noela came to me for help.
[20:35] Noela
    Don't worry. It'll grow back soon.
[20:38] Reiji
    This medicine prevents hair growth, too.
[20:42] Noela
    Woof?!
[20:44] Noela
    Master, I'm sorry!
[20:46] Noela
    I promise I won't use your
    medicines without asking again!
[20:52] Reiji
    Okay, okay.
SIGN    Harriette Grower
[20:56] Narration
    Harriette Grower. A mixture of
    ingredients that promote hair growth.
[21:02] Narration
    Improves scalp health and circulation.
[21:05] Reiji
    This should make your hair grow back quickly.
[21:08] Noela
    Master, thank you. I'll follow you forever.
[21:12] Reiji
    It's not that big a deal.
[21:17] Reiji
    I didn't get mad at Noela because
    I realized she's a girl after all, too.
[21:18] Noela
    Thank you, thank you.
[21:24] Reiji
    She was probably driven by instinct.
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
[21:29] Noela
    Woof, woof.
[21:31] Reiji
    Her tail was back to its
    usual fluffiness in no time.
[21:36] Reiji
    And since then, Noela has stopped
    running off with new medicines.
[21:41] Reiji
    And we lived happily ever after.
[21:43] Noela
    Woof.
SIGN    Closing Time
[21:47] Vivi
    Thank you for coming...
[21:51] Noela
    Where did Vivi go?
[21:54] Annabelle
    Who said you could leave the battlefield?!
[21:54] Sign
    Next Customer
[21:57] Doz
    That's right! Fleein' from the
    enemy earns you a hundred beatings!
[22:00] Moz
    Nothin' beats the captain's beatings!
[22:02] Reiji
    What a perv.
SIGN    Illustration by: Ukitsu

E10 - Power Potion / RK Gene Fluid

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[00:03] Annabelle
    Listen up! Y'all are insects
    worth less than crap!
[00:07] Annabelle
    You got that?!
[00:08] All
    Yep.
[00:09] Annabelle
    Don't "yep" me!
[00:11] Annabelle
    Who am I, your school teacher? Hey!
[00:14] Annabelle
    Watch this! Hey! Are you watching?!
[00:15] Reiji
    Are they gonna be okay?
[00:23] ---
    Drugstore
[00:23] ---
    In Another World
SIGN    Today's Prescription: Part 1
    Power Potion
[01:48] Annabelle
    The only responses I want to
    hear from y'all are "yes" and "no."
[01:51] Annabelle
    And end your sentences with "ma'am."
[01:53] Mina
    Question.
[01:54] Annabelle
    What is it?
[01:56] Mina
    Ms. Annabelle, I don't think it's very
    nice to call people insects or crap.
[02:03] Annabelle
    Don't talk back to your superior officer!
[02:05] Annabelle
    We'll start with ten laps around town!
[02:08] All
    Huh?
[02:10] Annabelle
    I'll be behind y'all.
[02:12] Annabelle
    If I catch up to you,
    I'll whack your butt with this!
[02:15] Annabelle
    Got it?!
[02:18] Vivi
    Getting hit hurts. Why would you do that?
[02:23] Annabelle
    Doz, tell her.
[02:25] Doz
    Yes, ma'am.
[02:27] Dooz
    She does it so you insects will run fast!
[02:29] Vivi
    What?!
[02:31] Noela
    Woof.
[02:35] Annabelle
    You! Who said you could run now?
[02:37] Noela
    Woof?
[02:38] Noela
    I'm running around town. You said so.
[02:42] Annabelle
    First I'll give the signal,
    then you start running.
[02:45] Moz
    That's right. Maintain discipline.
[02:48] Moz
    "Walk in step" is the signal.
[02:51] Reiji
    The free-spirited Noela can't handle acting
    as part of a group or maintaining discipline.
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
SIGN    Yesterday
[02:58] (Flashback) Vivi
    Reiji, could you make me a medicine
    that will make me stronger?
[03:03] (Flashback) Reiji
    It's not good to rely on
    medicines to fix everything.
[03:07] (Flashback) Vivi
    But there's no other way.
[03:09] (Flashback) Annabelle
    Hey.
[03:10] (Flashback) Annabelle
    I came to pick up today's potions,
    since I was in the area.
[03:15] (Flashback) Reiji
    Ms. Annabelle... Hey, I know!
[03:19] (Flashback) Annabelle
    What?
[03:29] Annabelle
    Pick up the pace!
[03:32] Reiji
    Good luck, guys!
[03:34] Mina
    Thank you.
[03:36] Vivi
    Reiji, I'll do my best.
[03:42] Noela
    Woof?
[03:44] Moz
    Where are you goin'?
[03:49] Annabelle
    Hey, you! Don't break ranks!
[03:52] Reiji
    Noela, what is it?
[03:53] Noela
    Woof.
[03:55] Reiji
    Huh?
[03:56] Noela
    Run with us.
[03:58] Reiji
    Nah, I'm good. I don't want to get stronger.
[04:03] Noela
    Just watching is boring. Run with us.
[04:06] Reiji
    Huh?
[04:08] Reiji
    But I was planning to take
    it easy and have a nap!
[04:12] Reiji
    Jeez...
[04:16] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, you're running with us?
[04:18] Reiji
    Yeah...
[04:19] Vivi
    Reiji, let's do our best.
[04:22] Reiji
    No, wait...
[04:24] Annabelle
    Hey, you're the only one fallin' behind!
[04:27] Reiji
    S-Sorry!
[04:29] Annabelle
    Too slow!
[04:38] Reiji
    Ow!
[04:41] Annabelle
    Huh? But my boys like it when I hit them.
[04:45] Reiji
    I'm not like those perverts!
[04:49] Both
    Did you say something'?
[04:50] Reiji
    No, nothing.
[04:53] Reiji
    I want to go home.
[05:00] Reiji
    It's finally over...
[05:04] Annabelle
    It's not over yet! Get up!
[05:06] Doz
    Push-ups and sit-ups! One thousand each!
[05:09] Reiji
    What?!
[05:11] Reiji
    No way, no way, no way, no way!
[05:14] Vivi
    Reiji, where are you going?
[05:17] Vivi
    We promised we'd get stronger together.
[05:20] Reiji
    I never made that promise!
[05:22] Reiji
    I'm not trying to become stoic and
    powerful like some kind of Super Syan!
[05:27] Annabelle**
    Hey, Insect B! What are you slackin' off for?!
[05:30] Sign
    Insect B
[05:31] Narration
    Insect B.
[05:32] Sign
    Insect M
[05:32] Sign
    Insect N
[05:33] Narration
    Insect M, Insect N.
[05:35] Narration
    Insect R.
[05:35] Sign
    Insect R
[05:38] Vivi
    I'm scared. Reiji keeps trying to run away.
[05:42] Reiji
    Hey, she snitched on me!
[05:45] Annabelle
    Who said you could leave the battlefield?!
[05:48] Doz
    That's right! Fleein' from the
    enemy earns you a hundred beatings!
[05:50] Moz
    Nothin' beats the captain's beatings!
[05:52] Reiji
    What a perv.
[05:54] Both
    Did you say somethin'?!
[05:55] Reiji
    Ma'am! This is an advanced
    tactical retreat, ma'am!
[06:00] Annabelle
    I'll be the judge of that.
[06:03] Reiji
    But I'm on my way to develop a new
    medicine that aids muscle growth.
[06:07] Annabelle
    What? You can do that?
[06:09] Both
    Seriously?
[06:10] Reiji
    Yes, ma'am!
[06:12] Annabelle
    Fine, then. Insect R,
    get to developin' that medicine.
[06:17] Reiji
    Yes, ma'am!
[06:20] Mina
    Don't you think Ms. Annabelle is
    being extra nice to Mr. Reiji?
[06:24] Noela
    Woof.
[06:25] Mina
    I don't think it's right
[06:27] Mina
    for a teacher to show special
    treatment to individual students.
[06:32] Mina
    Bringing personal feelings into
    the brigade disrupts discipline.
[06:39] Mina
    It could even lead to discord.
    What do you think?
[06:44] Doz
    Shut up!
[06:45] Moz
    You're not qualified to
    give advice to the captain!
[06:48] Annabelle
    In the first place, I don't remember
    givin' you permission to speak!
[06:51] Mina
    I don't think it's right to
    always talk down to others.
[06:56] Mina
    If you instruct people based on
    illogical emotional arguments,
[07:01] Mina
    then your mercenary band can't be very good.
[07:06] Reiji
    Hey, Mina!
[07:08] Reiji
    Ms. Annabelle's taking time out
    of her schedule for you guys.
[07:11] Reiji
    Stop putting her on the spot.
[07:14] Mina
    Understood.
[07:17] Annabelle
    All right, insects! I want
    500 more from each of y'all!
[07:21] Mina
    Huh?
[07:22] Vivi
    I can't!
[07:24] Annabelle
    Yes, you can!
[07:25] Doz
    That's right. This is a typical
    workout for a mercenary company.
[07:29] Moz
    Yeah. We do this every day.
[07:32] Vivi
    What?
[07:34] Annabelle
    Too slow! Too slow! Too slow!
[07:37] Annabelle
    Too slow! Y'all are too slow!
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
[07:44] Reiji
    They wouldn't have to work out
    so much if they could increase
[07:48] Reiji
    their muscle mass more efficiently.
[07:52] Reiji
    What if I mix
[07:53] Reiji
    materials together using the Energy
    Potion I previously brewed as a base?
[08:17] Reiji
    Okay, it's done!
SIGN    Power Potion
[08:19] Narration
    Power Potion.
[08:22] Reiji
    This should allow them to build muscle
    easily without working out so hard.
[08:30] Reiji
    It kind of tastes like vanilla.
    This'll go down easy.
[08:36] Reiji
    Hey, I finished the medicine.
[08:46] Reiji
    Huh?! What have you been doing?!
[08:50] Reiji
    I'm glad I was about to get out of that.
[08:52] Noela
    Master! Master's back!
[08:55] Reiji
    Noela, did you already finish your training?
[08:58] Noela
    Woof!
[09:00] Annabelle
    Hey, you. Why don't you
    join my mercenary company?
[09:03] Doz
    But she can't act as part of a group.
[09:05] Moz
    She's too free-spirited.
[09:07] Noela
    I'm not joining. I'd rather be with Master.
[09:11] Reiji
    There, there.
[09:12] Noela
    Woof.
[09:13] Reiji
    Oh, right. Here. This is the medicine I made.
[09:18] Reiji
    It helps your muscles recover.
[09:21] Reiji
    If you drink it after working out, it should
    strengthen your muscles more efficiently.
[09:26] Annabelle
    Huh. This'll really make
    it easier to build muscle?
[09:31] Reiji
    It's not very effective for
    people who are already muscular.
[09:34] Reiji
    After all, they've already got muscles.
[09:36] Doz
    Then it's pointless.
[09:38] Reiji
    But beginners should see good results.
[09:41] Moz
    That's great.
[09:49] Noela
    Woof!
[09:54] Noela
    It's sweet. Now I'm ripped!
[10:02] Reiji
    You won't get ripped that easily.
[10:07] Reiji
    Huh? What?!
[10:12] Reiji
    That worked fast!
[10:16] Reiji
    A-Are you okay, Noela? What is it?
[10:20] Noela
    Master.
[10:21] Reiji
    Huh?!
[10:23] Noela
    I can hear my biceps speaking.
[10:27] Reiji
    Those don't speak!
[10:29] Reiji
    That's something first-rate bodybuilders say!
[10:32] Reiji
    Also, has your voice gotten deeper?!
[10:35] Noela
    I can hear them... I can hear them.
[10:38] Noela
    "Make us even bigger. Work us even harder."
[10:42] Reiji
    N-Noela, come back!
[10:46] Mina
    Is something wrong with Ms. Noela?
[10:48] Reiji
    Oh, Mina. I guess my new
    medicine was too effective.
[10:51] Reiji
    Apparently she's hallucinating
    that her biceps are speaking to...
[11:04] Reiji
    Did you drink it, too?!
[11:06] Mina
    Yes. I was thirsty,
    so I gratefully accepted your gift.
[11:14] Mina
    Ms. Noela can hear her biceps speaking?
[11:17] Mina
    I wonder what happened to her.
[11:19] Reiji
    Huh?
[11:20] Mina
    I can hear my abs speaking to me.
[11:23] Reiji
    You, too?! What happened to you?! Do you have any self-awareness?!
[11:26] Reiji
    And you're not hearing anything!
    That's a hallucination!
[11:30] Mina
    I'm enraptured by these impressive muscles.
[11:34] Mina
    "Let's show off the fruits of your hard work."
[11:40] Mina
    That's what Mr. Six Pack is telling me.
[11:43] Reiji
    Who the heck is that?!
[11:45] Mina
    Oh, they're marvelous.
[11:47] Reiji
    M-Mina, come back!
[11:50] Reiji
    Give me back the Mina I know!
[11:59] Mina
    Yo! Your biceps are like mountains.
[12:02] Noela
    Yo! Look at those abs. Is that a
    bar of chocolate on your stomach?
[12:06] Reiji
    I can't do it. Nothing can
    come between them now.
[12:14] Reiji
    I'll just leave Vivi alone.
[12:16] ---
    Woof.
[12:18] Reiji
    Um, Ms. Annabelle, about this Power Potion...
[12:21] Reiji
    Woof.
[12:22] Reiji
    Make sure you dilute it by adding
    a few drops to some water.
[12:26] ---
    Woof.
[12:26] Annabelle
    G-Got it.
[12:28] Both
    We're not drinkin' that straight.
[12:33] Reiji
    Their muscle high lasted for about an hour,
[12:36] Reiji
    after which their bodies
    finally returned to normal.
[12:45] Vivi
    Reiji, the voices they heard
    must've been the muscle spirit.
[12:50] Reiji
    Yeah, whatever.
[12:54] Reiji
    You don't have to lose
    weight or get stronger.
[12:57] Reiji
    We're a pharmacy.
[13:02] Mina
    If you say so, Mr. Reiji.
[13:04] Noela
    I agree.
[13:08] Reiji
    Another fun day in another world
    without muscles, blood, or fighting.
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
SIGN    Today's Prescription: Part 2
    RK Gene Fluid
[13:18] Ejil
    Master, it's about me and Noela.
[13:22] Reiji
    Okay, what is it?
[13:24] Ejil
    Do you suppose it's possible that
    Ms. Noela has no interest in me?
[13:31] Reiji
    You're just now figuring that out?
[13:32] Ejil
    What?! It's true?!
[13:35] Reiji
    Yeah, of course.
[13:37] Ejil
    But she must recognize me as an individual.
    After all, I'm the Demon King.
[13:42] Reiji
    I doubt she even recognizes that.
[13:45] Ejil
    I'm afraid I've made no progress
    in my relationship with Ms. Noela.
[13:50] Reiji
    Why does it sounds like you're asking
    for legit relationship advice?
[13:55] Reiji
    So, you want to develop your relationship.
[13:59] Ejil
    Yes. Impressive as always, Master.
[14:01] Ejil
    You're intelligent enough to
    infer so much from so little.
[14:07] Reiji
    Workplace relationships are difficult
    no matter what world you live in.
[14:12] Ejil
    Anyway, Master,
[14:14] Ejil
    I'd like you to make a medicine that
    will make us progress past friendship.
[14:18] Reiji
    This isn't something medicine can fix.
[14:22] Ejil
    I'm not asking to be lovers.
[14:23] Ejil
    Just something to make us more
    than friends, but not quite lovers...
[14:28] Reiji
    Easier said than done.
[14:31] Reiji
    Okay, fine. I wouldn't call it
    developing your relationship,
[14:36] Reiji
    but I can help you speak to
    each other as colleagues.
[14:40] Ejil
    Master!
[14:43] Ejil
    Despite everything you say,
    you always help me!
[14:45] Reiji
    Give me a minute.
[14:50] Reiji
    That said, I don't have a plan.
[14:55] Reiji
    Hey, Noela. You always stay home on
    days Ejil comes to the store, right?
[15:00] Noela
    Woof? What about it?
[15:02] Reiji
    Do you dislike Ejil?
[15:05] Noela
    I don't dislike Ejil.
[15:07] Reiji
    Really? That's surprising.
[15:09] Noela
    I have an instinctive aversion to Ejil.
[15:12] Reiji
    Hah!
SIGN    
    Instinctive Aversion
[15:13] Narration
    Sad news: Instinctive Aversion.
[15:15] Mina
    An aversion is different
    from disliking someone.
[15:18] Noela
    Woof.
[15:19] Reiji
    But what exactly does it mean to have
    an instinctive aversion to someone?
[15:23] Mina
    Well, an aversion to their appearance,
    behavior, expressions, smell, hygiene,
[15:32] Mina
    and manner of speech is probably what
    you'd call an instinctive aversion.
[15:38] Noela
    Woof.
[15:39] Reiji
    In other words, you dislike
    everything about him.
[15:44] Reiji
    What do you find distasteful, specifically?
[15:47] Noela
    The way he laughs. His overconfidence.
[15:49] Reiji
    Well, he is the top demon.
[15:52] Noela
    And he fawns on me. I hate that.
[15:57] Reiji
    That's because you're so cold to him.
[16:00] Noela
    Also, his smell. He smells
    different from you.
[16:03] Reiji
    His smell? Is it because he's a demon?
[16:07] Reiji
    I can't tell at all, but you can?
[16:10] Noela
    I like your smell. I don't like Ejil's smell.
[16:14] Mina
    A person's smell is important.
[16:17] Reiji
    Huh... His smell, huh?
[16:20] Mina
    Daughters often instinctively
    dislike their father's smell.
[16:24] Mina
    That was true in Ms. Elaine's case.
[16:28] Reiji
    Oh, yeah. They say that's got
    something to do with pheromones.
[16:34] Reiji
    Okay, I'll give it a shot.
[16:39] Reiji
    What smells a person likes or dislikes
    is determined on a genetic level.
[16:44] Reiji
    So I should make something
    that includes genes that smell
[16:48] Reiji
    pleasant to Noela—in other words, my genes.
[17:02] Reiji
    Okay, it's done!
SIGN    RK Gene Fluid
[17:05] Narration
    RK Gene Fluid. A potable
    fluid containing RK's genes.
[17:12] Reiji
    If you sprinkle this over your food and
    eat it, my genes should enter your body.
[17:18] Reiji
    Like your genes, your body odor is related
    to what you eat, so it's perfect.
[17:23] Ejil
    In other words, I should
    drink all of this medicine.
[17:26] Reiji
    No!
[17:27] Ejil
    Huh?
[17:27] Reiji
    Listen, drinking all of it at
    once would have no effect.
[17:31] Reiji
    You want to eat food with this on it
[17:32] Reiji
    and slowly swap out the cells in your body.
[17:36] Ejil
    Slowly?
[17:38] Reiji
    After a week, your body odor
    should be pleasant to Noela.
[17:42] Noela
    Woof.
[17:42] Ejil
    I-Impressive, Master!
[17:43] Noela
    Woof.
[17:45] Ejil
    H-How can I thank you?
[17:48] Reiji
    Don't worry about it. It's the manager's job
    to maintain a pleasant work environment.
[17:53] Ejil
    I'll serve you forever, Master!
[17:55] Reiji
    Okay, okay, I get it.
[18:11] Noela
    Woof?
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
SIGN    1 Week Later
[18:14] Ejil
    Master, I finished all the medicine!
[18:16] Reiji
    All right. Then let's perform an experiment.
[18:19] Ejil
    An experiment?
[18:20] Mina
    It's time for the first "Which One Is
    Mr. Reiji? Smell and Guess" event!
[18:28] Reiji
    Mina, what are you doing?
[18:29] Ejil
    What happened to you, woman?
[18:31] Reiji
    Mina, there's no need to get so excited.
[18:33] Mina
    I-In that case, you should've said so!
[18:36] Mina
    N-Now I look like a crazy
    person who got too excited!
[18:41] Reiji
    That's exactly what you are.
    You were totally ecstatic.
[18:49] Noela
    Master, what are we doing?
[18:51] Reiji
    We're playing a game in which you
    try to guess which one is me
[18:55] Reiji
    based on smell alone out of me, Ejil,
    and a tomato covered in my new medicine.
[19:00] Noela
    Woof. I won't get your smell wrong, Master.
[19:04] Reiji
    Okay, Noela. You're going to be blindfolded.
[19:10] Mina
    Here's your blindfold.
[19:12] Noela
    Woof.
[19:17] Mina
    Out of A, B, and C, please
    guess which one is Mr. Reiji.
[19:28] Mina
    Well, Ms. Noela?
[19:30] Noela
    Woof?
[19:32] Reiji
    Wow. Noela was so confident,
    but she's hesitating.
[19:36] Reiji
    In other words, when we're talking about
    smell, Ejil and I aren't that different.
[19:40] Mina
    Ms. Noela, have you figured
    out which one is Mr. Reiji?
[19:44] Noela
    C? B? Woof...
[19:54] Noela
    I got it!
[19:55] Mina
    Then please declare your answer.
[19:58] Noela
    Master is C!
[20:04] Noela
    I got it right! Praise me,
    Master! Lots of praise!
[20:09] Reiji
    Okay, okay.
[20:13] Mina
    But you did hesitate, Ms. Noela.
[20:15] Noela
    Woof.
[20:16] Reiji
    I'm impressed you figured it out in the end.
[20:18] Noela
    I wasn't sure if it was B or C.
[20:20] Noela
    But B was panting.
[20:23] Noela
    I knew right away that it was Ejil.
[20:25] Reiji
    Panting?
[20:27] Ejil
    When I saw Ms. Noela fervently
    smelling me, I couldn't help myself.
[20:37] Reiji
    So you're just a pervert!
[20:39] Ejil
    However, the medicine you
    made is the real deal.
[20:43] Ejil
    If I pour that over myself every day,
    then Ms. Noela will smell me every day!
[20:53] Reiji
    Ejil, that's your problem.
[20:56] Ejil
    Come, Ms. Noela.
[20:58] Ejil
    Right now I smell just like our master.
[21:04] Noela
    Woof.
[21:05] Noela
    I don't like Ejil.
[21:08] Reiji
    Listen, Noela. Ejil says he
    wants to get along with you.
[21:14] Reiji
    You both work at the same store. Don't you
    think it'd be better if you got along?
[21:19] Noela
    In that case, fine.
[21:22] Reiji
    Then shake hands and make up.
[21:26] Ejil
    Ms. Noela...
[21:28] Ejil
    This must be tsundere behavior.
[21:31] Noela
    Woof.
[21:32] Reiji
    Ejil, that's exactly why
    she doesn't like you.
[21:38] Reiji
    Despite everything, Noela and Ejil
    started getting along a little better.
SIGN    Closing Time
[21:46] Reiji
    Kirio Drugstore.
[21:47] Noela
    Thank you...
[21:48] Mina
    ...for visiting...
[21:50] All
    ...again today.
[21:52] Noela
    Woof.
[22:00] Sign
    Next Customer
[22:02] Paula
    I don't get it!
SIGN    Illustration by: sara

E11 - Pass, No Fail / Sun Sun Go Away Sunscreen Gel

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SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
[00:01] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, Ms. Noela. Lunch is ready.
[00:06] Mina
    Help yourselves.
[00:08] Reiji
    Let's eat.
[00:09] Noela
    Let's eat!
[00:10] Paula
    Yeah, let's eat!
[00:14] Reiji
    Hey, Paula.
[00:16] Reiji
    You come here during mealtimes
    on purpose, don't you?
[00:18] Paula
    Do I? Mina, this bread is friggin' delicious.
[00:22] Reiji
    Don't be so crude. We're eating.
[00:25] Paula
    It's seriously delicious!
[00:28] Reiji
    So how's business been since then?
[00:30] Paula
    Slow.
[00:32] Reiji
    Figures.
[00:33] Mina
    Then you can come eat with us anytime.
[00:36] Noela
    Woof. Paula, eat with us.
[00:38] Paula
    Wow! In that case, I won't
    hesitate to come back tomorrow,
[00:43] Paula
    the day after that, and every day
    after that until the end of time!
[00:50] Reiji
    Listen up. We're a pharmacy,
    not a restaurant.
[00:55] Ejil
    Master, I have arrived!
[00:57] Vivi
    I'm here, too.
[00:59] Mina
    Ah, Mr. Ejil and Ms. Vivi.
    We were just having lunch.
[01:03] Mina
    Why don't you join us?
[01:05] Ejil
    Gosh, what a coincidence.
[01:07] Vivi
    Yeah, what a total coincidence that
    you're in the middle of lunch.
[01:14] Reiji
    These two definitely showed
    up now on purpose, too.
[01:17] Eji
    It's so good!
[01:19] Reiji
    At least Ejil and Vivi
    only show up occasionally,
[01:22] Reiji
    but it seems like Paula actually comes
    to eat for free on purpose every day.
[01:26] Paula
    Mina! More, please!
[01:28] Reiji
    Or so I thought...
[01:38] ---
    Drugstore
[01:38] ---
    In Another World
SIGN    Today's Prescription: Part 1
     Pass, No Fail
[03:04] Mina
    Ms. Paula hasn't been coming lately.
[03:08] Reiji
    We haven't seen her in about a week.
[03:11] Mina
    That's right. I've even been
    making enough food for her, too.
[03:15] Noela
    Woof! I'll eat the leftovers!
[03:18] Reiji
    You'll upset your stomach
    again if you eat too much.
[03:21] Noela
    Woof...
[03:22] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, doesn't Ms. Paula live alone?
[03:27] Reiji
    Yeah, I'm worried about her since
    she suddenly stopped coming.
[03:31] Mina
    I'm worried, too.
[03:33] Reiji
    I'll go stop by her shop later.
[03:36] Mina
    Thank you. Please do.
[03:40] Reiji
    Paula, are you in here?
[03:46] Reiji
    You should've said something
    if you were here.
[03:48] Paula
    Unlike you, I'm a busy person.
[03:51] Reiji
    Hey, don't treat me like
    some kind of idle bum.
[03:54] Paula
    So what do you want?
[03:56] Reiji
    I just wanted to check in and
    make sure you're still alive...
[03:59] Reiji
    What's this? Are you, by any chance, studying?
[04:02] Paula
    Not "by any chance."
    That's exactly what I'm doing.
[04:04] Paula
    Can't you tell?
[04:06] Reiji
    What are you studying?
[04:08] Paula
    Once every two years, I have to take a test
    to renew my item identification license.
[04:13] Reiji
    Renew your item identification license?
[04:16] Reiji
    Huh. That must be like the secondhand
    shop license in my old world.
[04:21] Paula
    Since shops holding this license are
    officially recognized by the kingdom,
[04:26] Paula
    customers can do business
    with them with peace of mind.
[04:29] Paula
    Trust comes first in my line of work.
[04:34] Reiji
    You kind of look more intellectual
    than usual, Paula.
[04:38] Paula
    What? Really? Studying all this
    material is exhausting, though.
[04:49] Paula
    You're here, Rei? Why didn't
    you say something sooner?
[04:54] Reiji
    Did you think everything that had
    happened until now was your imagination?
[04:59] Reiji
    What?!
[05:00] Paula
    C'mon, Rei, please.
[05:04] Paula
    Forget about the dungeon. Make me
    a medicine so I won't fail this test.
[05:08] Paula
    One that'll guarantee I don't friggin' fail.
[05:10] Reiji
    Hey, let go of me.
[05:12] Paula
    Please, Rei!
[05:13] Paula
    If I fail this test,
    I'll have to close up shop!
[05:18] Paula
    That license is a lifeline for tool shops.
[05:22] Paula
    Make me a medicine, Rei!
[05:25] Reiji
    Make you a medicine?
[05:27] Reiji
    It takes days for me to make things.
[05:29] Reiji
    When's your test, anyway?
[05:31] Paula
    Tomorrow.
[05:35] Paula
    I'm friggin' screwed!
[05:37] Paula
    I have to score 85/100, but I scored
    only 20/100 on a practice test just now!
[05:43] Reiji
    O-Only20?
[05:44] Paula
    Actually, I exaggerated.
    I really scored 10/100.
[05:48] Reiji
    Both 20 and 10 are failing marks!
[05:51] Reiji
    What have you been doing until today?
[05:53] Paula
    Studying, obviously!
[05:55] Reiji
    And this is what that got you?
[05:59] Paula
    You're so mean, Rei.
[06:02] Reiji
    So where are you taking the test tomorrow?
[06:05] Paula
    In the next town over.
[06:06] Paula
    I figured I'd get there in time if
    I left first thing tomorrow morning,
[06:09] Paula
    so I'm studying as hard as
    I can until the last minute,
[06:12] Paula
    but the test covers so much material.
[06:16] Paula
    Rei, please.
[06:18] Reiji
    Yeah, but...
[06:21] Paula
    Please! Make me a medicine
    so I won't fail, Rei!
[06:28] Reiji
    Well, maybe it's not impossible.
[06:31] Paula
    What? What is it? Did you
    come up with an idea?
[06:35] Reiji
    Well, I do have an idea for a recipe.
[06:40] Reiji
    Listen, Paula. I'm going
    to go make a new medicine.
[06:44] Reiji
    It'll be a race against the clock
    until it's time for the test.
[06:48] Paula
    Rei, I love you!
[06:51] Reiji
    I'll go make it right away,
    so stay here and study.
[06:53] Paula
    Okay! I'll do my best, Rei!
[06:59] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, welcome back. How was Ms. Pau—
[07:05] Reiji
    Okay, I've got all the ingredients.
[07:08] Mina
    Mr. Reiji?
[07:09] Noela
    Master, why are you in a hurry?
[07:12] Reiji
    Oh, you know.
[07:13] Reiji
    Hey, if you guys are free, could you help me?
[07:17] Mina
    Of course.
[07:18] Noela
    Woof! You can count on me!
SIGN    Prayer For Success
[07:39] Reiji
    It's done.
[07:40] Sign
    Pass, No Fail
[07:41] Narration
    Pass, No Fail.
[07:42] Narration
    A medicine that prevents one from forgetting
    what they learned for 24 hours.
[07:47] Reiji
    Noela, could you take this
    medicine to Paula immediately?
[07:51] Noela
    Woof!
[07:52] Mina
    See you later.
[07:54] Noela
    Woof!
[08:02] Belial
    I've finally been released
    from my imprisonment.
[08:05] Belial
    It would seem that Lord Ejil has been going
    out periodically without my knowledge.
[08:11] Belial
    Where has he been going?
[08:13] Noela
    Woof!
[08:16] Belial
    My posters of Lord Ejil!
[08:21] Noela
    Woof!
[08:22] Belial
    Why now?
[08:24] Mina
    24-hour Pass, No Fail?
[08:27] Reiji
    Yeah, Paula has an exam to renew her
    item identification license tomorrow.
[08:33] Mina
    So you helped her using
    the power of medicine.
[08:36] Mina
    Impressive as always, Mr. Reiji.
[08:38] Reiji
    But there's no guarantee that she'll pass.
[08:41] Reiji
    It'll come down to how hard Paula can study.
[08:44] Noela
    Woof. Master, mission complete.
[08:47] Reiji
    Good work.
[08:49] Reiji
    So how was Paula?
[08:51] Noela
    Serious. She said, "Thank you."
[08:55] Reiji
    I see. It's a little soon
    to be thanking me, though.
[08:59] Mina
    I'm sure she'll be fine.
[09:01] Mina
    Let's all pray for Ms. Paula's success.
[09:07] Reiji
    All that medicine does is
[09:09] Reiji
    prevent someone from forgetting
    what they learned for 24 hours.
[09:13] Reiji
    They still have to learn it once.
[09:16] Reiji
    Will Paula be able to learn
    everything she needs to know?
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
SIGN    Several Days Later
[09:24] Mina
    I wonder what happened
    to Ms. Paula after that.
[09:27] Reiji
    Yeah. The results of her exam should
    already have been announced.
[09:31] Noela
    Woof!
[09:33] Noela
    She's here!
[09:35] Paula
    Rei, look at this!
[09:38] Reiji
    Oh, Paula.
[09:40] Paula
    What do you think of this?
[09:45] Reiji
    Hey, you got your license renewed.
[09:48] Mina
    Congratulations.
[09:49] Noela
    Congrats, congrats!
[09:51] Paula
    All thanks to you and that medicine!
[09:54] Reiji
    No, ultimately, you're the one
    who did the hard work, Paula.
[09:59] Paula
    You think so? Anyway, that
    stuff is friggin' crazy!
[10:03] Paula
    I'm counting on your help next time, too.
[10:05] Reiji
    Don't get ahead of yourself.
[10:08] Paula
    But seriously, I haven't slept a wink.
[10:12] Paula
    I crammed like crazy.
[10:13] Mina
    I know, Ms. Paula. Have you eaten yet?
[10:16] Mina
    You're welcome to join us.
[10:18] Paula
    I knew I could count on you,
    Mina. That's why I came.
[10:22] Paula
    It's not like renewing my license has
    brought more customers to my store.
[10:26] Reiji
    Of course it hasn't.
[10:27] Paula
    But first...
[10:35] Paula
    This is to thank you.
[10:38] Noela
    Woof! No kissing Master!
[10:42] Paula
    Aw, that's too bad.
[10:44] Reiji
    What? Were you trying to kiss me?
[10:49] Paula
    Another time, if the opportunity
    presents itself.
[10:51] Paula
    Anyway, let's eat!
[10:54] Reiji
    Huh?
[10:55] Noela
    Woof...
[10:58] Ejil
    Master, I've come to help!
[11:01] Vivi
    I'm here for my part-time job, too.
[11:04] Mina
    You've arrived just as we
    were having lunch again.
[11:06] Mina
    You're welcome to join us.
[11:08] Ejil
    Really? I guess I'll have to, then!
[11:12] Vivi
    Yes, gladly.
[11:13] Reiji
    These kids...
[11:15] Reiji
    Is the shop going to turn back
    into a restaurant for a while?
[11:21] Reiji
    Well, nothing wrong with that.
[11:28] Vivi
    Gel, gel. Sweetheart Cooling Gel.
SIGN    Today's Prescription: Part 2
     Sun Sun Go Away Sunscreen Gel
[11:32] Vivi
    Cooling, cooling gel.
[11:36] Vivi
    Thanks to the gel, I stay cool.
[11:46] Mina
    What? You think my skin is perfect?
[11:50] Vivi
    Yeah, I wish I had clear,
    beautiful skin like yours.
[11:55] Reiji
    Uh, it seems like you've all
    forgotten, but Mina is a ghost.
[11:59] Reiji
    Of course her skin is clear.
[12:07] Ejil
    Ms. Noela's so fluffy
    when she's sleeping, too.
[12:10] Ejil
    I want to touch her. I want to touch her,
    but Master said I can't cross this line.
[12:18] Ejil
    This is torture!
[12:22] Reiji
    In other words, Vivi needs a
    medicine that blocks UV rays.
[12:26] Vivi
    Please, Reiji.
[12:29] Mina
    As you can see, we don't
    have any customers today.
[12:32] Mina
    Why don't you try making something?
[12:34] Mina
    I wished for something similar
    while I was still alive.
[12:39] Reiji
    You, too?
[12:40] Mina
    Yes. I'm not the only one. UV rays
    are the arch-nemesis of all women.
[12:45] Mina
    They age your skin and cause
    wrinkles, spots, and sagging.
[12:50] Reiji
    That doesn't sound good for men, either.
[12:53] Mina
    So if you were to succeed,
    I'm certain the product would be a hit!
[12:57] Mina
    Our food expenses are higher
    lately for some odd reason,
[13:00] Mina
    so it would offset that, too.
[13:02] Reiji
    What? Have we been spending
    that much on food?
[13:05] Mina
    In any case, Mr. Reiji, please!
[13:08] Reiji
    Okay, I get it. I'll give it a shot.
[13:12] Both
    All right!
[13:15] Reiji
    These ingredients should do.
[13:17] Reiji
    Oh, right. I bet people would prefer
    something that smells nice, too.
[13:23] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, have some of these.
[13:25] Mina
    We received more expensive
    sweets from Lady Flam.
[13:29] Reiji
    Oh, thanks.
[13:31] Mina
    Work hard. I'm sure your new
    medicine will be a big hit.
[13:36] Mina
    I'll leave these here.
[13:38] Reiji
    Mina's really looking
    forward to this medicine.
[13:42] Reiji
    Are we really spending that much on food?
[13:44] Reiji
    It's definitely their fault.
[13:50] Reiji
    All right.
[14:01] Reiji
    It's done.
SIGN    Sun Sun Go Away
    Sunscreen Gel
[14:02] Narration
    Sun Sun Go Away Sunscreen Gel.
[14:05] Narration
    A gel that blocks UV rays.
[14:08] Narration
    Allows one to maintain clear, beautiful skin.
[14:14] Reiji
    Hey, it's done...
[14:16] Mina
    Did you finish, Mr. Reiji?
[14:16] Vivi
    Is it done, Reiji?
[14:18] Reiji
    Now, now. Calm down, ladies.
[14:23] Reiji
    In addition to UV ray protection,
    I paid attention to moisturizing,
[14:27] Reiji
    feel, and even smell while
    making this medicine.
[14:34] Reiji
    Smells good. Who wants to try it first?
[14:39] Reiji
    What? You're that desperate to try it?
[14:42] Both
    Yes!
[14:44] Reiji
    I-I see. If your eyes are going to gleam
    with that much childlike excitement,
[14:49] Reiji
    then I guess it was worth making.
[14:52] Vivi
    This is it?
[14:53] Reiji
    Listen up. Put a little bit on your finger
    and spread it over areas prone to sunburn.
[14:58] Vivi
    As you will it!
[15:00] Mina
    Yes, sir!
[15:01] Reiji
    Why are we suddenly in a historical drama?
[15:05] Vivi
    It's nice and cool.
[15:08] Mina
    Yes. Somehow my skin feels more supple.
[15:14] Reiji
    You two look like you're enjoying yourselves.
[15:19] Vivi
    Pardon me!
[15:20] Mina
    Pardon me!
[15:21] Reiji
    Seriously, why the historical drama speak?
[15:30] Ejil
    Ms. Noela...
[15:32] Vivi
    Oh, wow! I'm totally fine, Reiji!
[15:38] Vivi
    The sunlight isn't bothering me.
[15:39] Mina
    Seriously. Even though I'm a ghost, I feel
    like I'm being protected from the sun.
[15:44] Reiji
    That's good to hear.
[15:46] Vivi
    Hooray! Hooray! Yahoo!
[15:50] Reiji
    If you combine this with the cooling gel,
[15:52] Reiji
    you should be able to go anywhere,
    even during the summer.
[15:55] Vivi
    I'm glad. I'm so happy.
[15:58] Vivi
    Reiji, thank you. Yahoo!
[16:01] Mina
    I'm so glad. I understand what it's
    like to not be able to go outside.
[16:08] Reiji
    Oh, right. Mina was trapped inside
    this house for almost a hundred years.
[16:17] Noela
    Master, what happened to Vivi?
[16:21] Reiji
    I made her a sunblock that's
    also good for the skin.
[16:24] Reiji
    Apparently, it put her in high spirits.
[16:27] Noela
    I want to use it, too.
[16:28] Reiji
    What? You, too?
[16:29] Noela
    Woof.
[16:30] Reiji
    Okay, I guess.
[16:36] Mina
    I'm surprised Ms. Noela is expressing
    an interest in a beauty product.
[16:41] Reiji
    You think so, too?
[16:43] Mina
    Yes.
[16:44] Reiji
    I thought Noela was only interested in food.
[16:49] Mina
    Ms. Noela has probably reached that age, too.
[16:52] Vivi
    Reiji!
[16:55] Vivi
    Try touching my cheek. My skin is so springy.
[16:59] Reiji
    Uh, okay...
[17:02] Vivi
    Boing.
[17:03] Reiji
    I-It's so springy!
[17:06] Vivi
    Try touching it even more.
[17:09] Reiji
    What? But...
[17:10] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, go ahead and touch her.
[17:13] Mina
    It's also a pharmacist's job to
    confirm the effects of his medicine.
[17:17] Reiji
    Okay, yeah. In that case...
[17:19] Vivi
    Here you go.
[17:22] Vivi
    Boing.
[17:25] Reiji
    It feels kind of nice.
[17:26] Reiji
    This isn't good. I might
    get hooked on this feeling.
[17:31] Vivi
    Boing, boing, boing.
[17:39] Noela
    Master, me, too.
[17:42] Reiji
    Noela, you used too much!
[17:44] Noela
    Master, touch.
[17:46] Reiji
    But...
[17:47] Noela
    Woof.
[17:49] Noela
    Woof.
[17:50] Reiji
    Okay, then...
[17:53] Noela
    Boing.
[17:55] Noela
    Master, what do you think?
[18:00] Noela
    Boing, boing, boing, boing.
[18:04] Noela
    Master, what do you think?
[18:06] Reiji
    Uh, yeah. It's nice, I guess.
[18:09] Reiji
    Honestly, all the gel Noela applied
    made her cheek even more squishy,
[18:15] Reiji
    springy, and soft. It feels amazing to touch!
[18:18] Reiji
    This is seriously bad news. It might
    even be better than fluffy Noela!
[18:23] ---
    Boing. Woof.
[18:25] Mina
    I see. I understand.
[18:30] Mina
    What's wrong, Mr. Ejil?
[18:35] Ejil
    P-Please allow me to poke your
    cheek as well, Ms. Noela!
[18:44] Noela
    Master!
[18:45] Reiji
    Hey, part-timer! Go in your crate!
[18:48] Reiji
    Good!
[18:53] Belial
    Lord Ejil hasn't returned today, either.
[18:56] Belial
    If I'd known this would happen, I would've
    given him all the potions he wanted.
[19:01] Belial
    Lord Ejil, where are you?
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
SIGN    The Next Day
[19:12] Mina
    Because of that medicine, Ms. Vivi can go
    outside with peace of mind from now on.
[19:17] Reiji
    Yeah.
[19:20] Noela
    Woof. Master, touch.
[19:22] Reiji
    Did you use that medicine again?
[19:24] Noela
    Woof, woof.
[19:27] Reiji
    O-Okay, then...
[19:30] Noela
    Boing, boing.
[19:30] Reiji
    Yup, still springy.
[19:33] Noela
    Woof!
[19:36] Reiji
    What's gotten into Noela?
[19:38] Mina
    I knew it.
[19:40] Reiji
    You knew what?
[19:41] Mina
    Well, you know Ms. Noela and
    Ms. Vivi are very good friends.
[19:45] Reiji
    Yeah.
[19:46] Mina
    Ms. Noela didn't enjoy you giving
    Ms. Vivi all your attention,
[19:51] Mina
    especially since they're friends.
[19:53] Reiji
    That's why she's using the gel?
[19:55] Mina
    Yes, Ms. Noela was probably jealous.
[19:59] Reiji
    I-I see.
[20:01] Reiji
    I'm acting like it all makes sense to me,
    but I had no idea how she felt.
[20:07] Reiji
    There is one thing I learned, though.
[20:12] Elaine
    Mr. Reiji, I heard you
    developed a new medicine that
[20:16] Elaine
    makes your skin springy and
    even prevents sunburns.
[20:19] Elaine
    Could I get some for myself and my mother?
[20:22] Reiji
    What? You already know about the gel?
[20:25] Kururu
    Hey.
[20:26] Kururu
    We meet again.
[20:27] Reiji
    Mr. Kururu.
[20:29] Kururu
    Could I get some of your new medicine, too?
[20:33] Kururu
    And some for my sister, as well.
[20:35] Reiji
    Please keep your face away from mine.
[20:38] Paula
    Rei, I heard the news.
[20:41] Paula
    Give me some of your new medicine
    that makes your skin beautiful.
[20:44] Reiji
    Who told you?!
[20:45] Annabelle
    Pharmacist, could I, um... get some of
    that medicine everyone's talking about?
[20:50] Reiji
    That rumor spread fast!
[20:52] Mina
    Looks like you'll be able to sell a lot of it.
[20:55] Reiji
    Looks that way.
[20:58] Reiji
    As Mina said,
[21:00] Reiji
    the sunblock's sales exploded,
[21:04] Reiji
    and the profits went toward
    our food expenses that had
[21:07] Reiji
    recently increased like crazy.
[21:09] Reiji
    So good.
SIGN    Closing Time
[21:13] Reiji
    Kirio Drugstore.
[21:14] Noela
    Thank you...
[21:15] Mina
    ...for visiting...
[21:18] All
    ...again today.
[21:20] Noela
    Woof.
[21:23] Reiji
    This is the world I used to live in.
[21:28] Reiji
    I don't want to go into the office.
    I wish I could skip work.
[21:33] Reiji
    Someone free me from full trains,
    superiors who abuse their authority,
[21:38] Reiji
    and the sales work I hate so much.
[21:41] Reiji
    I hate it.
[21:43] Reiji
    I hate this life!
[22:01] Reiji
    Where am I?
[22:02] Sign
    Next Customer
SIGN    Illustration by: Atori

E12 - Let's Open a Drugstore in Another World!

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SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
[00:03] Reiji
    What? You want us to attend your party?
[00:06] Elaine
    I'm inviting everyone from town to express
[00:09] Elaine
    my appreciation for all they do for me.
[00:11] Mina
    Us, too?
[00:13] Elaine
    Of course.
[00:14] Mina
    Hooray!
[00:14] Noela
    Woof!
[00:16] Mina
    I'm so excited!
[00:16] Reiji
    A party, huh?
[00:19] Reiji
    That's right. Even in my own world...
SIGN    Kuro
    Tami
[00:22] (Flashback) Reiji
    Yes, got it.
[00:23] (Flashback) Reiji
    You'd like five types of sashimi, and
    you'd like three highballs, right? Got it.
[00:29] (Flashback) Reiji
    Waiter!
[00:30] (Flashback) Boss
    Hey, Kirio.
[00:31] (Flashback) Reiji
    Here you are.
[00:33] (Flashback) Boss
    That's the thing about you, Kirio...
[00:40] Reiji
    Those were seriously painful times.
[00:44] Mina
    Mr. Reiji.
[00:46] Reiji
    Huh?
[00:47] Mina
    Let's attend the party.
[00:49] Noela
    Come with us, Master.
[00:50] Elaine
    You could use it as an opportunity
    to promote your store.
[00:55] Elaine
    You'll come, won't you?
[00:56] Reiji
    Huh?
[00:57] Mina
    You'll go, won't you?
[01:01] Reiji
    Yeah, yeah. Fine.
[01:03] Reiji
    I'll go. That's what you want, right?
[01:06] All
    All right!
[01:16] ---
    Drugstore
[01:16] ---
    In Another World
[02:42] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, Mr. Reiji!
[02:43] Reiji
    Yeah?
[02:45] Mina
    What shall we wear to the party?
[02:47] Reiji
    Can't we wear what we always wear?
[02:50] Mina
    But it's a party. Let's get dressed up for it.
[02:55] Mina
    Right, Ms. Noela?
[02:56] Noela
    Woof. I'm going to dress up.
[02:59] Reiji
    Just you two, then.
[03:01] Mina
    Aw, come on. Let's all
    get dressed up together.
[03:04] Noela
    You, too, Master.
[03:06] Reiji
    Dressed up? What am
    I supposed to wear, anyway?
[03:09] Ejil
    Master!
[03:10] Reiji
    Huh?
[03:11] Ejil
    Allow me to handle that!
[03:13] Reiji
    Handle what, exactly?
[03:15] Ejil
    I overheard your entire conversation.
[03:19] Reiji
    You were eavesdropping?
[03:21] Ejil
    By wearing an outfit put
    together by Garo Ejil,
[03:24] Ejil
    the man who will someday rule the world,
[03:27] Ejil
    even the lowest class of person
    can become king of the party.
[03:34] Reiji
    You just casually called
    me low-class, didn't you?
[03:36] Noela
    Master won't wear your clothes.
[03:39] Ejil
    What? Ms. Noela, why would you say that?
[03:41] Mina
    I believe only the Demon King should
    wear the Demon King's clothes.
[03:46] Ejil
    Then at least allow me to
    accompany you to this party
[03:49] Ejil
    and instruct you in the
    manners of high society.
[03:52] Ejil
    I've actually received an invitation
    from Ms. Elaine myself.
[03:56] Elaine
    You wanna come, too?
[03:58] Ejil
    Very well.
[03:59] Reiji
    You, too?
[04:00] Ejil
    I am a well-mannered Demon King.
[04:02] Ejil
    Our positions are reversed.
[04:05] Ejil
    This time, I shall be your master.
[04:07] Noela
    Don't get ahead of yourself!
[04:10] Ejil
    Master, am I being rewarded?
[04:14] Noela
    He's in the way.
[04:15] Mina
    Let's get him out of here.
[04:18] Reiji
    At least it's quiet now.
[04:20] Reiji
    Welcome...
[04:21] Doz
    Medicine God!
[04:22] Moz
    Please!
[04:23] Both
    Please help us!
[04:25] Reiji
    Eh? Huh?!
[04:27] Reiji
    What? The Red Cat Brigade, too?
[04:29] Doz
    Yes. Captain Annabelle received an
    invitation from Count Valgas yesterday.
[04:35] Moz
    He invited the entire brigade.
[04:38] Moz
    Vice Captain Doz and I will be goin' with her.
[04:43] Reiji
    I see. But why do you need my help?
[04:47] Doz
    That's the thing, Medicine God.
[04:50] Moz
    Doz isn't great with drinkin' parties.
[04:53] Reiji
    Oh, I can relate. I've also been invited,
    but I've never liked large drinking parties.
[05:01] Doz
    Uh, that's not the problem.
[05:03] Reiji
    Huh?
[05:03] Moz
    It's the alcohol that Doz can't handle.
[05:07] Doz
    Yeah.
[05:07] Reiji
    Oh, so that's it.
[05:09] Doz
    Last time we had a drinkin' party,
[05:11] Doz
    I didn't remember nothin' that
    happened after just a few drinks.
[05:14] Doz
    When I woke up in the mornin',
    I was inside a barrel.
[05:17] (Flashback) Doz
    Huh?
[05:18] Doz
    The captain laughed at me about it.
[05:21] Doz
    So, uh...
[05:23] Moz
    Basically, we want ya to help Doz
    man up in front of the captain.
[05:29] Doz
    Er, uh...
[05:31] Reiji
    In other words, Mr. Doz,
    who can't handle his liquor,
[05:33] Reiji
    wants to show off for
    Ms. Annabelle at the party.
[05:36] Doz
    Well, uh... yes, that's right.
[05:40] Reiji
    I get that.
[05:42] Reiji
    I mean, Ms. Annabelle does have a gallant
    personality, and she's certainly pretty.
[05:46] Annabelle
    Sparkle! Sparkle! Sparkle!
[05:48] Doz
    Yeah...
[05:49] Moz
    Medicine God!
[05:51] Reiji
    Yes?
[05:51] Moz
    Could you increase Doz's
    tolerance for just one day?
[05:56] Doz
    Medicine God,
[05:57] Doz
    I want to escort the captain back to the
    barracks after the party like a gentleman!
[06:01] Reiji
    Okay, okay. I'll come up with
    something. Personal space...
[06:05] Both
    Thank you, Medicine God!
[06:08] Reiji
    Please raise your heads.
[06:10] Reiji
    Also, I've told you countless times already,
[06:13] Reiji
    but I'm a pharmacist, not a medicine god.
[06:17] Reiji
    Now, then...
[06:18] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, what are you making now?
[06:21] Reiji
    A medicine to keep
    Mr. Doz from getting drunk.
[06:24] Noela
    Woof?
[06:25] Reiji
    By the way, what happened to Ejil?
[06:28] Reiji
    Is he okay?
[06:29] Mina
    Yes. He seems to be happily
    talking in his sleep.
[06:33] Ejil
    Fluffy...
[06:35] Reiji
    What in the world is he dreaming about?
[06:37] Noela
    Master, I'll help.
[06:39] Mina
    I'll help, too.
[06:41] Reiji
    All right, let's do this.
[07:02] Reiji
    It's done.
SIGN    Liver Buddy EX
[07:04] Narration
    Liver Buddy EX. Improves liver function.
[07:08] Narration
    Prevents alcohol-related
    sickness and hangovers.
[07:12] Reiji
    Noela, could you take this to Mr. Doz?
[07:15] Reiji
    Oh, right. Make sure
    Ms. Annabelle doesn't notice.
[07:19] Noela
    Woof, got it.
[07:20] Noela
    Woof!
[07:22] Mina
    See you later.
[07:24] Reiji
    I'm counting on you.
[07:25] Mina
    Now Mr. Doz should be able to
    show off for Ms. Annabelle.
[07:30] Reiji
    Yeah.
[07:32] Reiji
    Anyway, a party, huh? What a hassle.
[07:37] Mina
    I'm really excited for it.
[07:39] Reiji
    Are you?
[07:40] Mina
    I was all alone in this
    house until you arrived.
[07:46] Mina
    But things are different now.
[07:48] Mina
    I can go anywhere with you and Ms. Noela.
[07:53] Mina
    It makes me so happy.
[07:56] Mina
    It's like we're a family.
[07:59] Reiji
    Mina...
[08:01] Reiji
    In that case, let's all get
    dressed up and attend this party.
[08:05] Mina
    Okay!
[08:08] Mina
    Hup.
[08:09] Mina
    There are plenty more
    clothes in the basement.
[08:12] Mina
    I've got clothes for you and Ms. Noela, too.
[08:14] Mina
    Look. This is my...
[08:17] Mina
    Oh, it's stained and moth-eaten.
[08:20] Mina
    I suppose 100-year-old clothes are
    bound to be damaged in some way.
[08:25] Mina
    I thought you could wear
    my father's suit, but...
[08:29] Reiji
    It's okay. The clothes don't matter.
[08:32] Mina
    But I was excited to get dressed
    up and attend the party together.
[08:40] Reiji
    Hey, wait. That might work.
[08:43] Reiji
    It's done.
SIGN    Dress Cleaner
[08:45] Narration
    Dress Cleaner.
[08:46] Narration
    Beautifully restores any fabric,
    no matter how badly damaged.
[08:50] Mina
    This will restore my dress?
[08:53] Reiji
    Yeah. It'll be as good as
    new, down to the fibers.
[08:56] Mina
    Wow! Now we'll be able to dress up!
[08:59] Reiji
    Yeah.
[09:03] Belial
    Lord Ejil ran off again today
    while I wasn't looking.
[09:09] Belial
    Where did he go?
[09:11] Noela
    Woof!
[09:12] Belial
    Wh-What was that?
[09:15] Paula
    Are you looking for this guy?
[09:16] Belial
    Huh? Yes, I am.
[09:19] Paula
    I know him.
[09:21] Belial
    What? You know Lord Ejil?
[09:22] Paula
    Yes!
SIGN    Kirio Drugstore
[09:25] Noela
    Woof!
[09:26] Noela
    Mission complete.
[09:30] Mina
    Welcome back, Ms. Noela.
[09:33] Noela
    Woof. You look cute.
[09:36] Mina
    Mr. Reiji is getting ready right now.
[09:38] Noela
    Master, too?
[09:40] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, how's the size?
[09:43] Reiji
    I'm about to put it—
[09:46] Reiji
    Huh?!
[09:46] Mina
    I'm sorry! I didn't know you
    were in the middle of changing!
[09:49] Reiji
    Uh, okay...
[09:51] Mina
    I accidentally became a lucky peeping tom!
[09:54] Noela
    I'm a lucky peeping tom, too!
[09:56] Reiji
    What? Lucky?
[09:58] Mina
    Let me see how you look once
    you've put on the suit.
[10:02] Reiji
    Uh, sure.
[10:07] Reiji
    It's a perfect fit.
[10:09] Reiji
    Mina's dad must have been exactly my height.
[10:14] Reiji
    But for some reason, it's oddly difficult to
    breathe with this necktie around my neck.
[10:20] Reiji
    Maybe it's because it
    reminds me of back then.
[10:29] Reiji
    Back then, I'd wish for night to
    come soon from the moment I woke up.
[10:39] Reiji
    But now...
[10:42] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, that suit looks great on you.
[10:44] Noela
    Woof. Master looks great.
[10:47] Reiji
    Now I'm excited to see
    what will happen that day.
[10:52] Reiji
    But are you sure it's okay for me
    to wear your dad's clothes?
[10:55] Mina
    Yes, I'm sure my father is delighted.
[10:58] Ejil
    Excuse me...
[11:00] Ejil
    Why was I asleep?
[11:03] Ejil
    Oh, Master! You're wearing a suit?
[11:05] Reiji
    Yeah, what do you think? Does it look good?
[11:07] Ejil
    Of course. You always look great, Master.
[11:11] Noela
    Someone's here.
[11:12] Reiji
    Is it a customer?
[11:14] Paula
    Hey, Rei.
[11:16] Reiji
    Paula, it's already past lunchtime.
[11:19] Paula
    Could you not assume I only
    come here to eat lunch?
[11:24] Reiji
    Then why did you come here?
[11:26] Paula
    This guy said he's looking
    for your part-timer.
[11:31] Belial
    I serve the almighty ruler of
    the underworld, Lord Garo Ejil.
[11:37] Belial
    My name is Bel—
[11:37] Ejil
    Belial!
[11:39] Ejil
    Belial, what are you doing here?
[11:46] Paula
    Mina gave me some rice balls.
[11:49] Belial
    I see.
[11:51] Belial
    I had no idea you were working
    here part-time four days a week.
[11:55] Mina
    Here you are.
[11:56] Belial
    Thank you.
[11:57] Reiji
    Hey, Ejil. You should've told
    your guardian about that.
[12:00] Ejil
    Belial isn't my guardian.
[12:02] Reiji
    I'm firing you if can't follow my rules.
[12:04] Ejil
    What?! V-Very well!
[12:07] Ejil
    I'll be careful in the future, Master!
[12:09] Reiji
    You'd better be.
[12:10] Ejil
    I promise!
[12:10] Belial
    Mr. Reiji.
[12:12] Reiji
    Yes?
[12:12] Belial
    You're not only famous for
    being a legendary pharmacist,
[12:16] Belial
    but you're also a great man to
    command the Demon King's obedience.
[12:22] Reiji
    Huh? Actually, I...
[12:22] Belial
    You are a Great Demon King who outstrips
    even the Demon King himself!
[12:26] Both
    Great Demon King!
[12:28] Reiji
    First I was a medicine god,
    and now I'm a Great Demon King?
[12:31] Reiji
    Personal space, personal space...
[12:31] Belial
    I can trust Lord Ejil to you
    knowing you're a Great Demon King.
[12:37] Belial
    I hope you'll continue to look after him.
[12:40] Belial
    Farewell.
[12:42] Ejil
    See you later.
[12:43] Reiji
    It's just four times a week.
[12:51] Reiji
    A lot happened again today.
[13:00] Reiji
    This is the world I used to live in.
[13:05] Reiji
    I don't want to go into the office.
    I wish I could skip work.
[13:10] Reiji
    Someone free me from full trains,
    superiors who abuse their authority,
[13:14] Reiji
    and the sales work I hate so much.
[13:17] Reiji
    I hate it.
[13:19] Reiji
    I hate this life!
[13:32] (Flashback) Reiji
    Huh?
[13:38] (Flashback) Reiji
    Where am I?
[13:45] (Flashback) Reiji
    What's going on?
[13:49] (Flashback) Reiji
    I've never seen any of these plants before.
SIGN    Kuchiari Fruit
[13:54] (Flashback) Reiji
    Huh? What's that?
SIGN    Mamasuki Grass
SIGN    Yamaichigo
[14:01] (Flashback) Reiji
    Could it be that I'm...
SIGN    Kirio Reiji (24)
     From Another World
[14:03] (Flashback) Reiji
    I can see it. Wait, I'm from another world?
SIGN    Skills: Identification and
    Medicine Making
[14:07] (Flashback) Reiji
    My skills are Identification
    and Medicine Making?
[14:12] (Flashback) Reiji
    Medicine Making? Is that like a pharmacist?
[14:16] (Flashback) Reiji
    Was that an animal?
[14:26] (Flashback) Reiji
    Hey, are you okay?
SIGN    Potion
[14:29] Narration
    Potion. Stops bleeding.
    Effective on external injuries.
[14:33] (Flashback) Reiji
    Potion? As in the item that
    recovers HP in role-playing games?
[14:38] (Flashback) Reiji
    This will work.
[14:42] (Flashback) Reiji
    Huh?
[14:44] (Flashback) Reiji
    Isn't this yours? You don't like it?
[14:47] (Flashback) Reiji
    It stinks! I wasn't expecting
    that. You can't drink this.
[14:51] (Flashback) Reiji
    But I have to do something.
[14:55] (Flashback) Reiji
    Oh, right. My Medicine Making skill.
[14:57] (Flashback) Reiji
    Hold on.
[15:12] (Flashback) Reiji
    Okay, that should do it.
[15:16] (Flashback) Reiji
    It doesn't stink.
[15:21] (Flashback) Reiji
    How do you feel?
[15:32] (Flashback) Reiji
    Ouch...
[15:33] (Flashback) Reiji
    Huh?
[15:36] (Flashback) Noela
    Woof?
SIGN    Werewolf
     Demihuman Species With
    Human and Wolf Forms
[15:37] (Flashback) Reiji
    What? A werewolf?
[15:40] (Flashback) Reiji
    "A demihuman species with
    human and wolf forms."
[15:43] (Flashback) Noela
    Woof. Noela.
SIGN    Noela
[15:46] (Flashback) Reiji
    I see...
[15:47] (Flashback) Noela
    Woof.
[15:48] (Flashback) Noela
    Thank you. I thought I was going to die.
[15:53] (Flashback) Reiji
    You're welcome.
[15:55] (Flashback) Noela
    That was very tasty.
[15:57] (Flashback) Reiji
    It's the potion I made.
[15:59] (Flashback) Noela
    It's delicious! Delicious!
[16:02] (Flashback) Reiji
    I'm glad to hear that.
[16:04] (Flashback) Reiji
    Looks like your injuries have healed.
[16:05] (Flashback) Reiji
    I'm going to go find a town.
[16:07] (Flashback) Noela
    I'll go with you.
[16:09] (Flashback) Reiji
    Huh?
[16:09] (Flashback) Noela
    I'll go with you, Master.
[16:11] (Flashback) Reiji
    Master? You mean me?
[16:14] (Flashback) Noela
    Woof. Master saved me.
[16:16] (Flashback) Noela
    Let me thank you. I'll protect you.
[16:20] (Flashback) Reiji
    Huh?
[16:22] (Flashback) Reiji
    I see. In that case, I'm counting on you.
[16:25] (Flashback) Noela
    Woof!
[16:27] (Flashback) Noela
    Master, this way!
[16:31] Reiji
    I'm sure my new life will begin
    once we're out of these woods.
[16:38] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, wake up.
[16:42] Mina
    Our escort to the party
    will be arriving soon.
[16:48] Noela
    Master, hurry.
[16:50] Reiji
    You two look great.
[16:52] Noela
    Woof.
[16:53] Reiji
    Well, shall we go to this party?
[16:55] Both
    Yes.
[16:59] Ejil
    Thank you for waiting!
    Let us head to the party toge—
[17:03] Ejil
    Huh? I thought I'd head
    there with everyone...
[17:07] Ejil
    What?!
[17:15] Mina
    Wow!
[17:17] Mina
    So this is a party.
[17:19] Reiji
    I'm impressed.
[17:21] Noela
    Woof.
[17:22] Reiji
    It looks like something I've
    seen in a world history book.
[17:28] Reiji
    You need to use utensils.
[17:30] Noela
    Woof. Got it.
[17:34] Reiji
    Good.
[17:36] Elaine
    Mr. Reiji, you came.
[17:39] Reiji
    Yeah.
[17:40] Elaine
    Ms. Noela and Ms. Mina,
    thank you for coming, as well.
[17:44] Mina
    I'm delighted you invited me.
[17:47] Noela
    Woof.
[17:49] ---
    Um...
[17:50] Elaine
    Mr. Reiji, I've never seen
    you in a suit before.
[17:54] Reiji
    I guess not.
[17:55] Elaine
    Um, you look very... very...
[17:58] Elaine
    You look wonderful.
[18:00] Reiji
    Oh, thanks.
[18:02] Kasty
    Ah, alchemist. You came.
[18:06] Reiji
    It's good to see you again, my lord.
[18:08] Flam
    Please enjoy the festivities.
[18:11] Kasty
    There are a lot of ladies
    here hoping to meet you.
[18:14] Reiji
    What? Me?
[18:16] Woman 1
    Look, it's Mr. Kirio.
[18:19] Woman 2
    That's him?
[18:20] Woman 1
    Yes, that's Mr. Kirio, the genius
    alchemist who invented the beauty gel.
[18:24] Woman 3
    He's so young and handsome.
[18:26] Woman 4
    What an attractive man.
[18:29] Reiji
    Huh? Uh...
[18:32] All
    Mr. Kirio!
[18:34] Woman 1
    Mr. Kirio, I'm the second
    daughter of the Estani family!
[18:36] Woman 2
    I'm the daughter of a lord!
[18:38] Woman 1
    Hey, I'm speaking to Mr. Kirio right now!
[18:41] Woman 2
    Oh, I beg your pardon.
[18:43] Woman 3
    How dare you get the jump on us?!
[18:43] Reiji
    Uh, um...
[18:45] Woman 4
    I'm going to say hello to him, too!
[18:46] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, please be considerate
    to the other guests.
[18:51] Noela
    Should I protect Master?
[18:53] Mina
    No need.
[18:54] Elaine
    How dare they ignore me to talk to him?!
[18:57] Feris
    Zeral, where are you?!
[19:01] Zeral
    You and I should go together some—
[19:02] Feris
    Hey!
[19:03] Feris
    I was wondering why you came
    alone even though the invitation
[19:04] Zeral
    Feris, what are you doing here?
[19:06] Feris
    was addressed to both of us.
[19:07] Feris
    Uh, wait...
[19:08] Feris
    So this was your plan!
    You won't get away with this!
[19:14] Reiji
    Those two never change.
[19:21] Doz
    Rena, another drink.
[19:22] Rena
    Coming right up. But Mr. Doz,
    I thought you were a lightweight.
[19:28] Doz
    Today I've taken a medicine from the
    medicine god that increases my tolerance.
[19:32] Moz
    He sure has!
[19:33] Rena
    Oh...
[19:34] Rena
    In that case, have plenty to eat and drink.
[19:37] Rena
    The Rabbit Tavern is catering this event.
[19:39] Doz
    Sure thing!
[19:40] Moz
    Sure thing!
[19:41] Annabelle
    Hey, Doz.
[19:44] Annabelle
    What's gotten into you today?
    You're drinkin' a lot.
[19:49] Moz
    Doz is a bit different today.
[19:51] Doz
    Ms. Rena, another drink.
[19:53] Rena
    You got it.
[19:54] Doz
    Keep 'em comin'.
[19:56] Rena
    Sure thing.
[19:57] Kasty
    Ladies and gentlemen!
[20:00] Kasty
    Now that the party is in full swing,
    let's heat things up even more!
[20:06] All
    Yeah!
[20:12] Kururu
    Let's all dance together!
[20:14] All
    Mr. Kururu!
[20:16] Reiji
    Mr. Kururu?
[20:22] Reiji
    What? Did he just wink at me?
[20:25] Paula
    Let's party!
[20:27] Micotte
    Go, go!
[20:28] Ririki
    You look great, Brother!
[20:29] Gaston
    Yeah!
[20:30] Reiji
    Things are getting pretty crazy...
[20:36] Ejil
    I can't believe they wouldn't let me
    in just because I'm a little late.
[20:39] Ejil
    Who do they think I am?
[20:41] Ejil
    Right, Ms. Noela?
[20:43] Ejil
    "That's right. I love you, Mr. Ejil."
[20:45] Ejil
    Oh, Ms. Noela!
[20:47] Belial
    Poor Lord Ejil!
[20:50] Belial
    Come, let us hold our own dance party!
[20:53] Ejil
    Why?!
[20:55] Mina
    Mr. Reiji, let's dance.
[20:58] Noela
    I want to dance with Master.
[20:59] Reiji
    Hey, wait!
[21:00] Reiji
    I can't dance...
[21:02] Reiji
    Well, whatever.
[21:05] Reiji
    As long as I get to see
    them enjoying themselves.
[21:09] Reiji
    Besides, this world gave me a
    chance to enjoy a different life,
[21:17] Reiji
    as well as kindness.
SIGN    Closing Time
[21:25] Reiji
    Kirio Drugstore.
[21:26] Noela
    Thank you...
[21:27] Mina
    ...for visiting...
[21:29] All
    ...again today!
[23:04] Noela
    Master is making another medicine.
[23:07] Reiji
    Well, this is a drugstore.
[23:10] Mina
    What are you making this time?
[23:12] Reiji
    Who knows?
[23:23] All
    It's done!
SIGN    Today's Prescription:
    Let's Open a Drugstore in Another World!
[23:25] All
    Yeah!
[23:26] All
    Good work!
[23:27] All
    Thank you, everyone!
[23:30] All
    The slow life rocks!
[23:33] All
    See you later!
SIGN    Illustration by: Zounose