E7 - Secret Mission

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[00:14] Chrome
    How's that?
[00:16] Chrome
    I'm breaking down the cell using
    a chemically decomposed liquid.
[00:21] Chrome
    This is the jailbreak of
    Chrome the science user!
[00:32] Kohaku
    Impossible!
[00:36] Suika
    Chrome's come home!
[00:38] Kaseki
    You escaped by yourself?!
[00:41] Kaseki
    Not bad!
[00:42] Suika
    Science is awesome!
[00:44] Suika
    You used it to escape prison!
[00:46] Kohaku
    I'm impressed you managed
    to keep your science tools.
[00:49] Kohaku
    I thought they would've taken
    them when they captured you.
[00:51] Chrome
    About that...
[00:54] Chrome
    Taiju helped me out.
[00:56] Chrome
    He gave me a battery!
[01:01] Senku
    I'm ten billion percent sure
[01:03] Senku
    there's no way that meathead
    could have thought to do that.
[01:06] Kohaku
    Was it Yuzuriha, then?
[01:07] Senku
    She'd be the only one left.
[01:10] Senku
    But Yuzuriha is busy as hell
    on her secret mission.
[01:15] Senku
    She's not the kind of woman who would
    ditch her duties to do other things.
[01:20] Kohaku
    Yuzuriha's mission?
[01:22] Kinro
    Wasn't she only infiltrating the enemy
[01:24] Kinro
    so she could keep in contact
    using the cell phone?
[01:29] Chrome
    Well, what does it matter?
    Someone saved me!
[01:36] Chrome
    What the heck is this
    ridiculous gorilla machine?!
[01:41] Kaseki
    Now we don't have to trash
    our adorable Steam Gorilla!
[01:46] Senku
    Yeah.
[01:47] Senku
    Having the Steam Gorilla to storm the enemy
    at the site of the final battle is huge.
[01:52] Ginro
    The site...
[01:54] Kinro
    ...of the final battle?
[01:56] Senku
    The battle will be to
    capture the miracle cave.
[01:59] Senku
    If we have access to the nitric
    acid brewing in the cave,
[02:02] Senku
    we can make revival fluid,
    and we can make gunpowder.
[02:05] Kohaku
    So if we capture the cave...
[02:09] Kinro
    The Tsukasa Empire won't be
    able to gain any more men!
[02:12] Ginro
    And we get the ultimate weapons of science!
[02:16] Senku
    In the battle between the Kingdom
    of Science and the Tsukasa Empire,
[02:19] Senku
    the victory condition isn't
    the enemy's annihilation.
[02:25] Senku
    The winner is the one who
    captures the miracle cave.
[02:29] Kohaku
    Tsukasa is going to bring all
    of his forces against us.
[02:32] Magma
    We can pull it off, so long as we
    have Senku's sorcer—science weapons.
[02:36] Suika
    They have around a hundred people, though.
[02:39] Kinro
    We only have a dozen or so fighters.
[02:41] Kinro
    We're way outnumbered.
[02:45] Senku
    That's why Taiju and the others
    are working so hard right now.
[02:52] Senku
    The rest is up to the mentalist's big mouth.
[02:55] Senku
    We're going to bring them all to our side.
[02:57] Gen
    So much responsibility...
[03:00] Chrome
    Oh, right.
[03:01] Chrome
    Are you sure about that impersonation tactic?
[03:05] Gen
    Thanks to megafan Nikki-chan's
    brutal instruction,
[03:05] (Flashback) Nikki
    No! Not even close! Lillian's more 
    this way and that way and all that!
[03:08] Gen
    I can reproduce Lillian-chan's
    voice perfectly.
[03:10] (Flashback) Nikki
    How many times do I have to tell you?!
[03:13] Gen
    As long as Ukyo-chan doesn't
    hear it with his crazy hearing.
[03:16] Gen
    I need to be careful not to let him find out.
[03:22] (Flashback) Ukyo
    Screw the rope.
[03:25] (Flashback) Ukyo
    Chrome-kun was scouting out
    the miracle cave by himself.
[03:29] (Flashback) Ukyo
    He must be after the nitric acid.
[03:34] Senku
    All right. Let's get started.
[03:37] Senku
    It's the start of our last
    mission before we make our
[03:40] Senku
    preemptive attack against the Tsukasa Empire.
SIGN    Secret Mission
[05:23] Kaseki
    My adorable Steam Gorilla is
    becoming even more adorable!
[05:59] Man A
    It's Lillian Weinberg!
[06:01] Man B
    It's her!
[06:15] ---
    Hi! I'm Lillian Weinberg!
[06:19] Woman A
    It's Lillian!
[06:21] Liligen
    Hi, y'all! People of Japan...
    Are you listening?
[06:23] Person D
    Listen up, people of Japan.
[06:25] Nikki
    The training paid off.
[06:28] Nikki
    He even got her subtle Southern accent.
[06:30] Nikki
    Full points, Gen.
[06:32] Nikki
    I'm in love.
[06:34] Gen
    The US has already restored civilization.
[06:38] Gen
    Everyone will be saved.
[06:41] Woman A
    We're going to be saved!
[06:42] Man A
    Yes!
[06:43] Yuzuriha
    Wow.
[06:46] Nikki
    Keep it down, everyone.
[06:48] Nikki
    Remember, Tsukasa is rejecting
    the powers of the past world.
[06:53] Nikki
    Do you honestly think he's going
    to play nice with the US military?
[06:57] Man A
    How is he going to reject anything?
[06:59] Man B
    Yeah!
[07:00] Man B
    The US is back!
[07:02] Person B
    As strong as Tsukasa might be,
    if they come with guns, it's over.
[07:09] Gen
    That's correct.
[07:12] Gen
    But it's going to be a while before we,
    the US military, get there.
[07:19] Gen
    We'd like to put an end to Tsukasa-kun's
    destruction of the stone statues.
[07:25] Gen
    Until then, please cooperate
    with Senku-kun's plans.
[07:37] Taiju
    This is amazing! The plan to use Lillian's
    voice is bringing in so many people!
[07:42] Nikki
    Yeah.
[07:43] Nikki
    It's a little scary how well it's going.
[07:47] Nikki
    People are always in the most danger
[07:49] Nikki
    when they get too used to
    something and become complacent.
[08:01] Ukyo
    You look like you're having fun.
[08:04] Ukyo
    I'd like to hear that phone call, too.
[08:09] Nikki
    Oh, no!
[08:11] Nikki
    We can't let Ukyo hear her!
[08:13] Senku
    We don't have a choice anymore, though.
[08:17] Gen
    You're right.
[08:19] Gen
    My impersonation, trained by megafan
    Nikki-sensei, versus Ukyo-chan's hearing.
[08:25] Gen
    It's a sudden-death duel!
SIGN    Who am I talking to now?
SIGN    This is Lillian Weinberg.
[08:36] Ukyo
    Wow.
[08:38] Ukyo
    It really is Lillian.
[08:40] Ukyo
    I would have lost, normally.
SIGN    However, there's no vibration in your voice after singing so enthusiastically,
SIGN    which is hard for you to imitate,
[08:54] Ukyo
    Gen.
[08:55] Senku
    Damn it! Not after we've come so far!
[08:58] Gen
    I messed up!
[09:02] Gen
    Just a second, Senku-chan.
[09:05] Gen
    Why did Ukyo-chan just
    say all that in English?
[09:10] Gen
    It's because he didn't want
    the others to listen in, right?
[09:15] Gen
    I've had my suspicions about
    Ukyo-chan's odd behaviors.
[09:21] Gen
    When he found us at the grave site,
[09:23] Gen
    he chased after us by himself without
    telling Tsukasa-chan or anyone else.
[09:29] Senku
    Good observation, mentalist.
[09:31] Senku
    The Gen versus Ukyo battle
    is at one to one so far.
[09:37] ---
    The person who slipped Chrome that battery...
[09:38] Senku
    You were the one who gave Chrome
    that battery, weren't you, Ukyo?
[09:45] Ukyo
    I'm amazed.
[09:46] Ukyo
    You sure do catch on quickly.
[09:49] Ukyo
    If you'd come to help Chrome,
    Senku, you'd be dead.
[09:54] Ukyo
    Don't get the wrong idea.
[09:56] Ukyo
    I'm not on your side.
[09:59] Senku
    I'm sure of that.
[10:01] Senku
    If you were, you never would have
    captured Chrome to begin with.
[10:04] Ukyo
    I'm trying to figure things out, too.
[10:07] Ukyo
    I want to hear from you
    what kind of people you are.
[10:12] Ukyo
    I saw your unbelievable secret mission.
[10:20] (Flashback) Yuzuriha
    I'm going to go make clothes.
[10:21] (Flashback) Taiju
    All right.
[10:34] Ukyo
    I heard rattling in that bag...
[10:38] Ukyo
    Fragments of rock.
[10:40] Ukyo
    A lot of them.
[10:42] Ukyo
    What would she be using
    them for if she's sewing?
[10:51] (Flashback) Yuzuriha
    Ba-ba-bam!
[10:54] (Flashback) Yuzuriha
    There, done.
[10:56] Ukyo
    She's that fast?
[10:58] Ukyo
    Everyone thinks she spends all night sewing.
[11:06] Ukyo
    If that's a ruse, what is she
    doing with the rest of her time?
[11:13] (Flashback) Yuzuriha
    Today's is even more work than usual.
[11:17] (Flashback) Yuzuriha
    But that's okay.
[11:18] (Flashback) Yuzuriha
    I'm used to this kind of thing.
[11:24] Ukyo
    Wait... Those rocks...
[11:30] (Flashback) Senku
    The surfaces of the statues are weathered.
[11:32] (Flashback) Senku
    They won't revert to living cells.
[11:34] (Flashback) Senku
    That's why you break through
    thin rocks when you're revived.
[11:39] (Flashback) Senku
    In other words, even for the
    statues that Tsukasa's destroyed,
[11:43] (Flashback) Senku
    if they're reassembled before they
    have time to weather, just maybe...
[11:53] Ukyo
    It's hard to believe, but if I'm right...
[12:29] Ukyo
    This is madness.
[12:32] Ukyo
    Even in this situation, you people
    are trying to save all of humanity.
[12:39] Ukyo
    With the power of science.
[12:51] Person A
    I'm sorry!
[12:52] Person A
    That primitive melted through the rope!
[12:56] Person A
    We don't know how he did it.
[13:00] Tsukasa
    Don't worry about what happened with Chrome.
[13:02] Tsukasa
    It couldn't be helped.
[13:05] Tsukasa
    By the way, what happened to Yo?
[13:08] Person A
    W-Well...
[13:11] (Flashback) Yo
    I'm done for!
[13:13] (Flashback) Yo
    I let Chrome get away! I'm screwed!
[13:21] (Flashback) Yo
    This is my last instruction.
    Listen carefully.
[13:23] (Flashback) Yo
    A subordinate does exactly
    as their superior says.
[13:26] (Flashback) Yo
    In exchange, all responsibility
    lies with your superior, right?
[13:29] (Flashback) Yo
    That means me.
[13:35] (Flashback) Yo
    Lay all the blame for Chrome's escape on me.
[13:40] (Flashback) Yo
    Tell them, "Yo-kun fell into
    the waterfall and died."
[13:45] (Flashback) Yo
    I'm outta here!
[13:47] (Flashback) Yo
    Time to reset my life again!
[13:49] (Flashback) Yo
    Later!
[14:04] Senku
    We might be able to save everyone,
[14:08] Senku
    including the people who've
    been destroyed by Tsukasa,
[14:10] Senku
    if we put them back together like 3D puzzles.
[14:14] Senku
    You nailed it. Ten billion
    points for you, Ukyo.
[14:17] Senku
    And, what?
[14:18] Senku
    Are you going to rat me
    out to Tsukasa-sensei?
[14:21] Ukyo
    No.
[14:23] Ukyo
    Senku, I wouldn't mind cooperating with you.
[14:28] Ukyo
    On one condition.
[14:31] Gen
    It'd be really great if we could
    get the help of Ukyo-chan
[14:35] Gen
    and his super hearing, but...
[14:40] Gen
    A condition, huh?
[14:42] Gen
    Want me to take over, Senku-chan?
[14:44] Gen
    Negotiation is a mentalist's job.
[14:47] Senku
    I don't have time to beat around the bush.
[14:49] Senku
    Get to the point.
[14:51] Senku
    What's your condition?
[14:53] Gen
    That's the worst thing you
    can do in a negotiation!
[14:58] Ukyo
    Okay, fine.
[15:00] Ukyo
    My condition is simple.
[15:03] Ukyo
    No one can die.
[15:07] Senku
    I can never quite figure you out, Ukyo.
[15:11] Senku
    You're either a lovey-dovey idealist, or...
[15:15] Ukyo
    An idealist?
[15:17] Ukyo
    I'm the biggest coward there is.
[15:27] (Flashback) Ukyo
    You're...
[15:29] (Flashback) Ukyo
    Shishio Tsukasa.
[15:30] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    Nice to meet you.
[15:33] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    This former journalist told me all about you.
[15:37] (Flashback) Minami
    Former submarine sonar
    operator, Saionji Ukyo-kun.
[15:41] (Flashback) Minami
    You were known for your exceptional
    hearing and rational decision-making.
[15:49] (Flashback) Tsukasa
    Ukyo, I need your help in order
    to build a beautiful stone world.
[16:01] Ukyo
    The first time I saw Tsukasa destroy
    a statue, I was nothing but sad.
[16:07] Ukyo
    I thought, "Why? How could you?"
[16:10] Ukyo
    Still, I wanted to keep the
    revived from killing each other.
[16:15] Ukyo
    To that end, I turned a blind eye
    to Tsukasa's statue destruction.
[16:19] Ukyo
    The statues are currently inanimate objects.
[16:22] Ukyo
    To not revive them doesn't constitute murder.
[16:25] Ukyo
    Or so I convinced myself,
    with paper-thin reasoning.
[16:30] Ukyo
    I know I'm a helpless coward.
[16:34] Ukyo
    But I just can't bear
[16:42] Ukyo
    to see anyone else die.
[16:48] Ukyo
    Isn't that the last bastion of
    our humanity in this damn world?
[16:55] Ukyo
    If you promise to produce zero
    casualties, I'll cooperate with you.
[16:59] Ukyo
    But if you kill even one person...
[17:04] Senku
    Sounds great. I'm in.
[17:07] Senku
    No problem.
[17:08] Senku
    We've said we'd try to make it a
    bloodless siege from the beginning.
[17:12] Senku
    All that's changed is that it's a
    requirement instead of an ideal.
[17:14] Gen
    That's gonna be a pretty tough battle!
[17:19] Ukyo
    Thank you.
[17:25] Ukyo
    There's one thing I'm certain of now.
[17:30] Ukyo
    When Hyoga attacked your
    village, he said this:
[17:34] Ukyo
    "Our men died because of
    Senku's machinations."
[17:38] Ukyo
    That's wrong.
[17:39] Ukyo
    You weren't the one who did it.
[17:41] Ukyo
    It was Hyoga.
[17:43] Ukyo
    Tsukasa and Hyoga are both at the top,
    but they are totally different creatures.
[17:48] Ukyo
    I can't sit on the fence any longer.
[17:50] Ukyo
    There's going to be bloodshed at some point.
[17:58] Hyoga
    These footprints are too clean.
[18:01] Hyoga
    It looks like the place was cleaned up first,
[18:04] Hyoga
    and then stamped it with footprints
    to make it look visited.
[18:08] Hyoga
    Were people gathered here for some purpose?
[18:14] Hyoga
    I'd heard that some of our
    men had come to the grave.
[18:18] Hyoga
    You, too?
[18:19] Tsukasa
    No.
[18:20] Tsukasa
    I'm here to pay respects to the late Yo.
[18:27] Tsukasa
    I want him to return to nature.
[18:31] Tsukasa
    Gozan, Yuki, Ren, Akashi,
    Kyoichiro, Morito...
[18:38] Tsukasa
    He should be with them.
[18:42] Hyoga
    Gozan? Yuki? Who are they?
[18:49] Tsukasa
    Those are the names of our warriors
[18:51] Tsukasa
    who died by poison gas when
    we attacked the village.
[18:56] Hyoga
    Ah.
[18:58] Tsukasa
    I'd like to bury what we have
    left of Yo next to his friends.
[19:08] Senku
    It's the birth of our happy papercraft tank!
[19:11] Senku
    This is exhilarating!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -35 l 85 -35 l 85 35 l -85 35 l -85 -35 l 0 -35
SIGN    Tank
    acquired!!
[19:15] Gen
    Does this gun actually fire?
[19:17] Gen
    We don't even have gunpowder.
[19:18] Senku
    We're using a leather rupture disk.
[19:21] Gen
    A rup-what?
[19:22] Senku
    A burst diaphragm.
[19:24] Senku
    It explodes when it's expanded.
[19:27] Senku
    We'll break down water with electricity,
[19:29] Senku
    and when the oxygen and hydrogen
    gas fills up the disk...
[19:34] Senku
    Ignition!
[19:37] Chrome
    Ah, I see!
[19:38] Chrome
    Even I understood how that one works.
[19:41] Chrome
    Wait! It'll tear after the first use,
    and then we can't use it anymore!
[19:44] Senku
    That's fine.
[19:47] Senku
    Any modern person who sees a tank
    around will instantly lose morale.
[19:56] Gen
    That's for sure.
[19:58] Kohaku
    If we're going to take over
    without any casualties,
[20:01] Kohaku
    we're going to need to make lightning
    strike right after the tank attack.
[20:05] Senku
    Yeah.
[20:07] Senku
    Within the first half-minute of
    the battle for the miracle cave,
[20:12] Senku
    we'll send in all of the
    Kingdom of Science's forces.
[20:15] Senku
    And for that, we're going to need
[20:19] Senku
    the number one, most overpowered,
    toughest man around...
[20:31] Kohaku
    It's strange.
[20:32] Kohaku
    I've never seen you before,
    and yet I know your name...
[20:38] Kohaku
    Taiju.
[20:43] Taiju
    Senku!
[20:51] Senku
    The Kingdom of Science
    now has a full deck of cards.
[21:02] Senku
    It's the beginning of the final
    battle against the Tsukasa Empire.
[21:06] Senku
    This is exhilarating!
[21:37] Senku
    According to the research of a Harvard
    psychologist named Shawn Achor,
[21:43] Senku
    a human impulse lasts for
    no more than 20 seconds.
[21:47] Senku
    The enemy will only have the instinct
[21:50] Senku
    to run away for the first 20 seconds of our raid.
[21:55] Senku
    After that, the enemy will come
    to their senses and retaliate.
[21:59] Senku
    If we fight, people will die.
[22:02] Senku
    Everyone, brace yourselves!
[22:04] Senku
    The fate of all of humanity will
    be decided in these 20 seconds!
SIGN    Next Episode
SIGN    
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