# E7 - Secret Mission
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**[00:14] Chrome**
*How's that?*
**[00:16] Chrome**
* I'm breaking down the cell using*
* a chemically decomposed liquid.*
**[00:21] Chrome**
* This is the jailbreak of*
* Chrome the science user!*
**[00:32] Kohaku**
Impossible!
**[00:36] Suika**
Chrome's come home!
**[00:38] Kaseki**
You escaped by yourself?!
**[00:41] Kaseki**
Not bad!
**[00:42] Suika**
Science is awesome!
**[00:44] Suika**
You used it to escape prison!
**[00:46] Kohaku**
I'm impressed you managed
to keep your science tools.
**[00:49] Kohaku**
I thought they would've taken
them when they captured you.
**[00:51] Chrome**
About that...
**[00:54] Chrome**
Taiju helped me out.
**[00:56] Chrome**
He gave me a battery!
**[01:01] Senku**
I'm ten billion percent sure
**[01:03] Senku**
there's no way that meathead
could have thought to do that.
**[01:06] Kohaku**
Was it Yuzuriha, then?
**[01:07] Senku**
She'd be the only one left.
**[01:10] Senku**
But Yuzuriha is busy as hell
on her secret mission.
**[01:15] Senku**
She's not the kind of woman who would
ditch her duties to do other things.
**[01:20] Kohaku**
Yuzuriha's mission?
**[01:22] Kinro**
Wasn't she only infiltrating the enemy
**[01:24] Kinro**
so she could keep in contact
using the cell phone?
**[01:29] Chrome**
Well, what does it matter?
Someone saved me!
**[01:36] Chrome**
What the heck is this
ridiculous gorilla machine?!
**[01:41] Kaseki**
Now we don't have to trash
our adorable Steam Gorilla!
**[01:46] Senku**
Yeah.
**[01:47] Senku**
Having the Steam Gorilla to storm the enemy
at the site of the final battle is huge.
**[01:52] Ginro**
The site...
**[01:54] Kinro**
...of the final battle?
**[01:56] Senku**
The battle will be to
capture the miracle cave.
**[01:59] Senku**
If we have access to the nitric
acid brewing in the cave,
**[02:02] Senku**
we can make revival fluid,
and we can make gunpowder.
**[02:05] Kohaku**
So if we capture the cave...
**[02:09] Kinro**
The Tsukasa Empire won't be
able to gain any more men!
**[02:12] Ginro**
And we get the ultimate weapons of science!
**[02:16] Senku**
In the battle between the Kingdom
of Science and the Tsukasa Empire,
**[02:19] Senku**
the victory condition isn't
the enemy's annihilation.
**[02:25] Senku**
The winner is the one who
captures the miracle cave.
**[02:29] Kohaku**
Tsukasa is going to bring all
of his forces against us.
**[02:32] Magma**
We can pull it off, so long as we
have Senku's sorcer—science weapons.
**[02:36] Suika**
They have around a hundred people, though.
**[02:39] Kinro**
We only have a dozen or so fighters.
**[02:41] Kinro**
We're way outnumbered.
**[02:45] Senku**
That's why Taiju and the others
are working so hard right now.
**[02:52] Senku**
The rest is up to the mentalist's big mouth.
**[02:55] Senku**
We're going to bring them all to our side.
**[02:57] Gen**
So much responsibility...
**[03:00] Chrome**
Oh, right.
**[03:01] Chrome**
Are you sure about that impersonation tactic?
**[03:05] Gen**
Thanks to megafan Nikki-chan's
brutal instruction,
**[03:05] (Flashback) Nikki**
No! Not even close! Lillian's more
this way and that way and all that!
**[03:08] Gen**
I can reproduce Lillian-chan's
voice perfectly.
**[03:10] (Flashback) Nikki**
How many times do I have to tell you?!
**[03:13] Gen**
As long as Ukyo-chan doesn't
hear it with his crazy hearing.
**[03:16] Gen**
I need to be careful not to let him find out.
**[03:22] (Flashback) Ukyo**
Screw the rope.
**[03:25] (Flashback) Ukyo**
Chrome-kun was scouting out
the miracle cave by himself.
**[03:29] (Flashback) Ukyo**
He must be after the nitric acid.
**[03:34] Senku**
All right. Let's get started.
**[03:37] Senku**
It's the start of our last
mission before we make our
**[03:40] Senku**
preemptive attack against the Tsukasa Empire.
***SIGN*** Secret Mission
**[05:23] Kaseki**
My adorable Steam Gorilla is
becoming even more adorable!
**[05:59] Man A**
It's Lillian Weinberg!
**[06:01] Man B**
It's her!
**[06:15] ---**
*Hi! I'm Lillian Weinberg!*
**[06:19] Woman A**
It's Lillian!
**[06:21] Liligen**
Hi, y'all! People of Japan...
Are you listening?
**[06:23] Person D**
Listen up, people of Japan.
**[06:25] Nikki**
*The training paid off.*
**[06:28] Nikki**
*He even got her subtle Southern accent.*
**[06:30] Nikki**
*Full points, Gen.*
**[06:32] Nikki**
*I'm in love.*
**[06:34] Gen**
*The US has already restored civilization.*
**[06:38] Gen**
*Everyone will be saved.*
**[06:41] Woman A**
We're going to be saved!
**[06:42] Man A**
Yes!
**[06:43] Yuzuriha**
Wow.
**[06:46] Nikki**
Keep it down, everyone.
**[06:48] Nikki**
Remember, Tsukasa is rejecting
the powers of the past world.
**[06:53] Nikki**
Do you honestly think he's going
to play nice with the US military?
**[06:57] Man A**
How is he going to reject anything?
**[06:59] Man B**
Yeah!
**[07:00] Man B**
The US is back!
**[07:02] Person B**
As strong as Tsukasa might be,
if they come with guns, it's over.
**[07:09] Gen**
That's correct.
**[07:12] Gen**
But it's going to be a while before we,
the US military, get there.
**[07:19] Gen**
We'd like to put an end to Tsukasa-kun's
destruction of the stone statues.
**[07:25] Gen**
Until then, please cooperate
with Senku-kun's plans.
**[07:37] Taiju**
This is amazing! The plan to use Lillian's
voice is bringing in so many people!
**[07:42] Nikki**
Yeah.
**[07:43] Nikki**
It's a little scary how well it's going.
**[07:47] Nikki**
People are always in the most danger
**[07:49] Nikki**
when they get too used to
something and become complacent.
**[08:01] Ukyo**
You look like you're having fun.
**[08:04] Ukyo**
I'd like to hear that phone call, too.
**[08:09] Nikki**
*Oh, no!*
**[08:11] Nikki**
*We can't let Ukyo hear her!*
**[08:13] Senku**
We don't have a choice anymore, though.
**[08:17] Gen**
You're right.
**[08:19] Gen**
My impersonation, trained by megafan
Nikki-sensei, versus Ukyo-chan's hearing.
**[08:25] Gen**
It's a sudden-death duel!
***SIGN*** Who am I talking to now?
***SIGN*** This is Lillian Weinberg.
**[08:36] Ukyo**
Wow.
**[08:38] Ukyo**
It really is Lillian.
**[08:40] Ukyo**
I would have lost, normally.
***SIGN*** However, there's no vibration in your voice after singing so enthusiastically,
***SIGN*** which is hard for you to imitate,
**[08:54] Ukyo**
Gen.
**[08:55] Senku**
Damn it! Not after we've come so far!
**[08:58] Gen**
I messed up!
**[09:02] Gen**
Just a second, Senku-chan.
**[09:05] Gen**
Why did Ukyo-chan just
say all that in English?
**[09:10] Gen**
It's because he didn't want
the others to listen in, right?
**[09:15] Gen**
I've had my suspicions about
Ukyo-chan's odd behaviors.
**[09:21] Gen**
When he found us at the grave site,
**[09:23] Gen**
he chased after us by himself without
telling Tsukasa-chan or anyone else.
**[09:29] Senku**
Good observation, mentalist.
**[09:31] Senku**
The Gen versus Ukyo battle
is at one to one so far.
**[09:37] ---**
The person who slipped Chrome that battery...
**[09:38] Senku**
You were the one who gave Chrome
that battery, weren't you, Ukyo?
**[09:45] Ukyo**
I'm amazed.
**[09:46] Ukyo**
You sure do catch on quickly.
**[09:49] Ukyo**
If you'd come to help Chrome,
Senku, you'd be dead.
**[09:54] Ukyo**
*Don't get the wrong idea.*
**[09:56] Ukyo**
*I'm not on your side.*
**[09:59] Senku**
I'm sure of that.
**[10:01] Senku**
If you were, you never would have
captured Chrome to begin with.
**[10:04] Ukyo**
I'm trying to figure things out, too.
**[10:07] Ukyo**
I want to hear from you
what kind of people you are.
**[10:12] Ukyo**
I saw your unbelievable secret mission.
**[10:20] (Flashback) Yuzuriha**
I'm going to go make clothes.
**[10:21] (Flashback) Taiju**
All right.
**[10:34] Ukyo**
*I heard rattling in that bag...*
**[10:38] Ukyo**
*Fragments of rock.*
**[10:40] Ukyo**
*A lot of them.*
**[10:42] Ukyo**
* What would she be using*
* them for if she's sewing?*
**[10:51] (Flashback) Yuzuriha**
Ba-ba-bam!
**[10:54] (Flashback) Yuzuriha**
There, done.
**[10:56] Ukyo**
*She's that fast?*
**[10:58] Ukyo**
*Everyone thinks she spends all night sewing.*
**[11:06] Ukyo**
* If that's a ruse, what is she*
* doing with the rest of her time?*
**[11:13] (Flashback) Yuzuriha**
Today's is even more work than usual.
**[11:17] (Flashback) Yuzuriha**
But that's okay.
**[11:18] (Flashback) Yuzuriha**
I'm used to this kind of thing.
**[11:24] Ukyo**
*Wait... Those rocks...*
**[11:30] (Flashback) Senku**
The surfaces of the statues are weathered.
**[11:32] (Flashback) Senku**
They won't revert to living cells.
**[11:34] (Flashback) Senku**
That's why you break through
thin rocks when you're revived.
**[11:39] (Flashback) Senku**
In other words, even for the
statues that Tsukasa's destroyed,
**[11:43] (Flashback) Senku**
if they're reassembled before they
have time to weather, just maybe...
**[11:53] Ukyo**
It's hard to believe, but if I'm right...
**[12:29] Ukyo**
This is madness.
**[12:32] Ukyo**
Even in this situation, you people
are trying to save all of humanity.
**[12:39] Ukyo**
With the power of science.
**[12:51] Person A**
I'm sorry!
**[12:52] Person A**
That primitive melted through the rope!
**[12:56] Person A**
We don't know how he did it.
**[13:00] Tsukasa**
Don't worry about what happened with Chrome.
**[13:02] Tsukasa**
It couldn't be helped.
**[13:05] Tsukasa**
By the way, what happened to Yo?
**[13:08] Person A**
W-Well...
**[13:11] (Flashback) Yo**
I'm done for!
**[13:13] (Flashback) Yo**
I let Chrome get away! I'm screwed!
**[13:21] (Flashback) Yo**
This is my last instruction.
Listen carefully.
**[13:23] (Flashback) Yo**
A subordinate does exactly
as their superior says.
**[13:26] (Flashback) Yo**
In exchange, all responsibility
lies with your superior, right?
**[13:29] (Flashback) Yo**
That means me.
**[13:35] (Flashback) Yo**
Lay all the blame for Chrome's escape on me.
**[13:40] (Flashback) Yo**
Tell them, "Yo-kun fell into
the waterfall and died."
**[13:45] (Flashback) Yo**
I'm outta here!
**[13:47] (Flashback) Yo**
Time to reset my life again!
**[13:49] (Flashback) Yo**
Later!
**[14:04] Senku**
We might be able to save everyone,
**[14:08] Senku**
including the people who've
been destroyed by Tsukasa,
**[14:10] Senku**
if we put them back together like 3D puzzles.
**[14:14] Senku**
You nailed it. Ten billion
points for you, Ukyo.
**[14:17] Senku**
And, what?
**[14:18] Senku**
Are you going to rat me
out to Tsukasa-sensei?
**[14:21] Ukyo**
No.
**[14:23] Ukyo**
Senku, I wouldn't mind cooperating with you.
**[14:28] Ukyo**
On one condition.
**[14:31] Gen**
* It'd be really great if we could*
* get the help of Ukyo-chan*
**[14:35] Gen**
*and his super hearing, but...*
**[14:40] Gen**
A condition, huh?
**[14:42] Gen**
Want me to take over, Senku-chan?
**[14:44] Gen**
Negotiation is a mentalist's job.
**[14:47] Senku**
I don't have time to beat around the bush.
**[14:49] Senku**
Get to the point.
**[14:51] Senku**
What's your condition?
**[14:53] Gen**
That's the worst thing you
can do in a negotiation!
**[14:58] Ukyo**
*Okay, fine.*
**[15:00] Ukyo**
*My condition is simple.*
**[15:03] Ukyo**
No one can die.
**[15:07] Senku**
I can never quite figure you out, Ukyo.
**[15:11] Senku**
*You're either a lovey-dovey idealist, or...*
**[15:15] Ukyo**
An idealist?
**[15:17] Ukyo**
I'm the biggest coward there is.
**[15:27] (Flashback) Ukyo**
You're...
**[15:29] (Flashback) Ukyo**
Shishio Tsukasa.
**[15:30] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Nice to meet you.
**[15:33] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
This former journalist told me all about you.
**[15:37] (Flashback) Minami**
Former submarine sonar
operator, Saionji Ukyo-kun.
**[15:41] (Flashback) Minami**
You were known for your exceptional
hearing and rational decision-making.
**[15:49] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Ukyo, I need your help in order
to build a beautiful stone world.
**[16:01] Ukyo**
The first time I saw Tsukasa destroy
a statue, I was nothing but sad.
**[16:07] Ukyo**
I thought, "Why? How could you?"
**[16:10] Ukyo**
Still, I wanted to keep the
revived from killing each other.
**[16:15] Ukyo**
To that end, I turned a blind eye
to Tsukasa's statue destruction.
**[16:19] Ukyo**
The statues are currently inanimate objects.
**[16:22] Ukyo**
To not revive them doesn't constitute murder.
**[16:25] Ukyo**
Or so I convinced myself,
with paper-thin reasoning.
**[16:30] Ukyo**
I know I'm a helpless coward.
**[16:34] Ukyo**
But I just can't bear
**[16:42] Ukyo**
to see anyone else die.
**[16:48] Ukyo**
Isn't that the last bastion of
our humanity in this damn world?
**[16:55] Ukyo**
If you promise to produce zero
casualties, I'll cooperate with you.
**[16:59] Ukyo**
But if you kill even one person...
**[17:04] Senku**
Sounds great. I'm in.
**[17:07] Senku**
No problem.
**[17:08] Senku**
We've said we'd try to make it a
bloodless siege from the beginning.
**[17:12] Senku**
All that's changed is that it's a
requirement instead of an ideal.
**[17:14] Gen**
That's gonna be a pretty tough battle!
**[17:19] Ukyo**
Thank you.
**[17:25] Ukyo**
There's one thing I'm certain of now.
**[17:30] Ukyo**
When Hyoga attacked your
village, he said this:
**[17:34] Ukyo**
"Our men died because of
Senku's machinations."
**[17:38] Ukyo**
That's wrong.
**[17:39] Ukyo**
You weren't the one who did it.
**[17:41] Ukyo**
It was Hyoga.
**[17:43] Ukyo**
Tsukasa and Hyoga are both at the top,
but they are totally different creatures.
**[17:48] Ukyo**
I can't sit on the fence any longer.
**[17:50] Ukyo**
There's going to be bloodshed at some point.
**[17:58] Hyoga**
*These footprints are too clean.*
**[18:01] Hyoga**
*It looks like the place was cleaned up first,*
**[18:04] Hyoga**
* and then stamped it with footprints*
* to make it look visited.*
**[18:08] Hyoga**
*Were people gathered here for some purpose?*
**[18:14] Hyoga**
I'd heard that some of our
men had come to the grave.
**[18:18] Hyoga**
You, too?
**[18:19] Tsukasa**
No.
**[18:20] Tsukasa**
I'm here to pay respects to the late Yo.
**[18:27] Tsukasa**
I want him to return to nature.
**[18:31] Tsukasa**
Gozan, Yuki, Ren, Akashi,
Kyoichiro, Morito...
**[18:38] Tsukasa**
He should be with them.
**[18:42] Hyoga**
Gozan? Yuki? Who are they?
**[18:49] Tsukasa**
Those are the names of our warriors
**[18:51] Tsukasa**
who died by poison gas when
we attacked the village.
**[18:56] Hyoga**
Ah.
**[18:58] Tsukasa**
I'd like to bury what we have
left of Yo next to his friends.
**[19:08] Senku**
It's the birth of our happy papercraft tank!
**[19:11] Senku**
This is exhilarating!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -35 l 85 -35 l 85 35 l -85 35 l -85 -35 l 0 -35
***SIGN*** Tank
acquired!!
**[19:15] Gen**
Does this gun actually fire?
**[19:17] Gen**
We don't even have gunpowder.
**[19:18] Senku**
We're using a leather rupture disk.
**[19:21] Gen**
A rup-what?
**[19:22] Senku**
A burst diaphragm.
**[19:24] Senku**
It explodes when it's expanded.
**[19:27] Senku**
We'll break down water with electricity,
**[19:29] Senku**
and when the oxygen and hydrogen
gas fills up the disk...
**[19:34] Senku**
Ignition!
**[19:37] Chrome**
Ah, I see!
**[19:38] Chrome**
Even I understood how that one works.
**[19:41] Chrome**
Wait! It'll tear after the first use,
and then we can't use it anymore!
**[19:44] Senku**
That's fine.
**[19:47] Senku**
Any modern person who sees a tank
around will instantly lose morale.
**[19:56] Gen**
That's for sure.
**[19:58] Kohaku**
If we're going to take over
without any casualties,
**[20:01] Kohaku**
we're going to need to make lightning
strike right after the tank attack.
**[20:05] Senku**
Yeah.
**[20:07] Senku**
Within the first half-minute of
the battle for the miracle cave,
**[20:12] Senku**
we'll send in all of the
Kingdom of Science's forces.
**[20:15] Senku**
And for that, we're going to need
**[20:19] Senku**
the number one, most overpowered,
toughest man around...
**[20:31] Kohaku**
It's strange.
**[20:32] Kohaku**
I've never seen you before,
and yet I know your name...
**[20:38] Kohaku**
Taiju.
**[20:43] Taiju**
Senku!
**[20:51] Senku**
The Kingdom of Science
now has a full deck of cards.
**[21:02] Senku**
It's the beginning of the final
battle against the Tsukasa Empire.
**[21:06] Senku**
This is exhilarating!
**[21:37] Senku**
According to the research of a Harvard
psychologist named Shawn Achor,
**[21:43] Senku**
a human impulse lasts for
no more than 20 seconds.
**[21:47] Senku**
The enemy will only have the instinct
**[21:50] Senku**
to run away for the first 20 seconds of our raid.
**[21:55] Senku**
After that, the enemy will come
to their senses and retaliate.
**[21:59] Senku**
If we fight, people will die.
**[22:02] Senku**
Everyone, brace yourselves!
**[22:04] Senku**
The fate of all of humanity will
be decided in these 20 seconds!
***SIGN*** Next Episode
***SIGN***
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