# E16 - A Tale for the Ages
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**[00:06] Kokuyo**
Listen, all!
**[00:08] Kokuyo**
From this day forth, this man, Senku,
is the new chief of Ishigami Village!
**[00:16] Senku**
*Ishigami Village?*
**[00:20] Ruri**
Yes, Senku.
**[00:23] Ruri**
I've known about you for a long time.
**[00:30] Ruri**
Your name is Ishigami Senku.
**[00:40] Senku**
Thanks. Everything
finally makes sense now.
**[00:44] Senku**
If everyone on the planet was petrified,
who first made this village?
**[00:50] Senku**
Why do you and Kohaku clearly
have foreign blood in you?
**[00:56] Senku**
All the mysteries are solved.
**[01:01] Kohaku**
No, sorry... None of it makes sense to me.
**[01:05] Chrome**
Yeah. How does Senku happen to have
the same name as the village?
**[01:10] Chrome**
Wait, Ruri, you knew about Senku?
**[01:14] Senku**
I probably come up in your
priestess mythology, don't I?
**[01:20] Ruri**
Yes.
**[01:21] Chrome**
Mythology? You mean like Momotaro
with the gorilla and all that?
**[01:25] Senku**
No wonder you people
know about folk tales
**[01:28] Senku**
and giant animals you would
never have seen before.
**[01:31] Kohaku**
Yeah, Ruri-nee taught us
about all kinds of things.
**[01:35] Kohaku**
The stories the priestess uses to pass
down knowledge to the next generation,
**[01:39] Kohaku**
the Hundred Tales.
**[01:42] (Flashback) Mom**
Ruri.
**[01:45] (Flashback) Mom**
This last story, the hundredth,
**[01:49] (Flashback) Mom**
is believed to be a true story that
happened a long, long time ago.
**[01:56] Ruri**
The story my mother told me
was very powerful, and very kind.
**[02:05] Ruri**
The hundredth story of the Hundred Tales.
**[02:14] Ruri**
Its title is...
**[02:18] Ruri**
"Ishigami Senku."
***SIGN*** A Tale for the Ages
**[04:04] (Flashback) Senku**
Why do you keep following me, Moon?
**[04:16] (Flashback) Senku**
Even if I juke it really hard, it follows
me ten billion percent of the time.
**[04:22] Ruri**
* Ever since he was very young, the boy,*
* Senku, showed interest in anything strange.*
**[04:32] (Flashback) Byakuya**
Maybe it has a crush on you, Senku.
**[04:38] (Flashback) Senku**
I don't need that crap right now.
**[04:41] (Flashback) Senku**
I'm talking serious science.
**[04:43] Byakuya**
*What kind of preschooler are you?*
**[04:47] (Flashback) Byakuya**
The reason the Moon looks
like it's following you
**[04:50] (Flashback) Byakuya**
is because it's super-duper far away.
**[04:52] (Flashback) Byakuya**
It's especially far away for me,
since I failed the astronaut exam.
**[05:00] (Flashback) Senku**
I don't care about your wistful
poetry right now, either.
**[05:04] (Flashback) Byakuya**
My leg cramped up in the middle
of the clothed swimming exam.
**[05:08] (Flashback) Byakuya**
I was never a good swimmer to begin with.
**[05:10] (Flashback) Byakuya**
That was rough.
**[05:12] (Flashback) Senku**
When's the next time they'll
be recruiting astronauts?
**[05:15] (Flashback) Byakuya**
Who knows?
**[05:17] (Flashback) Byakuya**
It's something like once per decade.
**[05:24] (Flashback) Senku**
I'm going to space.
**[05:25] (Flashback) Sensei**
An astronaut!
***SIGN*** What I want to become
**[05:27] (Flashback) Sensei**
That's a great dream.
**[05:29] (Flashback) Sensei**
Well, when you grow up...
**[05:31] (Flashback) Senku**
No, I'm going immediately.
**[05:34] Byakuya**
*Senku loves space as much as I do,*
**[05:36] Byakuya**
* but he thinks for himself and*
* builds things for himself.*
**[05:40] Byakuya**
* He was thoroughly hooked on*
* the fascination of science.*
***SIGN*** Hirosue University
**[05:53] Student A**
What's your next class?
**[05:54] Student B**
My grades are so bad.
***SIGN*** JAXA Accepting Astronaut Candidate Applications
***SIGN*** Accepting Applications
for Astronaut Candidates
**[05:59] (Flashback) Byakuya**
JAXA astronaut candidates...
**[06:02] (Flashback) Byakuya**
The first time they've hired in ten years.
***SIGN*** Accepting Astronaut Candidate Applications
***SIGN*** Science Lab
**[06:23] (Flashback) Taiju**
What are we doing with this thing, Senku?
**[06:32] (Flashback) Taiju**
My hand's moving on its own!
**[06:33] (Flashback) Taiju**
What the heck?!
**[06:36] (Flashback) Senku**
Of course it is.
**[06:37] (Flashback) Senku**
I'm sending electricity
straight into the muscles.
**[06:59] (Flashback) Byakuya**
What is this weird suit?
**[07:10] (Flashback) Byakuya**
My limbs are twitching and doing
breaststrokes on their own!
**[07:14] (Flashback) Senku**
The clothed swimming test is your
biggest issue with the exam, right?
**[07:17] (Flashback) Senku**
We'll pound the motions into your muscles
**[07:19] (Flashback) Senku**
with the electrode training suit from hell.
**[07:22] (Flashback) Byakuya**
I can't swim in this thing!
***SIGN*** Astronaut Selection Exam Venue
**[07:45] (Flashback) Person A**
He made that crazy suit himself?
In fifth grade?
**[07:48] (Flashback) Person B**
So was it actually useful?
**[07:50] (Flashback) Byakuya**
Of course not.
**[07:52] (Flashback) Person C**
I figured.
**[07:54] (Flashback) Byakuya**
Though...
**[07:57] (Flashback) Byakuya**
Senku made it just for me.
**[08:01] (Flashback) Byakuya**
I *had* to swim in it, even if it killed me.
**[08:06] (Flashback) Byakuya**
In the end, I managed to make it
through the clothed swimming test,
**[08:10] (Flashback) Byakuya**
and I made it here to the interview.
**[08:13] (Flashback) Byakuya**
I'm going to become an astronaut and
go into space, no matter what.
**[08:18] (Flashback) Byakuya**
And I'm going to work for science.
**[08:21] (Flashback) Byakuya**
That's the only way I can repay Senku.
***SIGN*** — 5 Years Later —
**[08:31] (Flashback) Reporter**
The crew has begun boarding.
**[08:35] (Flashback) Reporter**
The launch of the Soyuz
rocket is about to commence.
**[08:38] (Flashback) Reporter**
There's also an astronaut from Japan
**[08:38] (Flashback) Byakuya**
Hey, are you terrestrial TV?
**[08:40] (Flashback) Byakuya**
Online?
**[08:40] (Flashback) Reporter**
planning a long-term stay on the
International Space Station...
**[08:41] (Flashback) Byakuya**
Either way, this is live, right?
**[08:44] (Flashback) Reporter**
It's Ishigami Byakuya-san!
**[08:47] (Flashback) Byakuya**
Senku, knowing you,
**[08:51] (Flashback) Byakuya**
you probably aren't watching the
broadcast, but just in case...
**[08:55] (Flashback) Byakuya**
I'm going to bring home tons
of scientific gifts for you.
**[08:59] Byakuya**
*Just wait!*
**[09:00] (Flashback) Senku**
Oh, shut up.
**[09:02] Byakuya**
*Shoot, I gotta go.
They're going to leave me behind.*
**[09:03] (Flashback) Student A**
Wait, is that your dad, Ishigami-kun?
**[09:05] (Flashback) Student B**
Let me see!
**[09:06] (Flashback) Sensei**
Students, class is still in session.
**[09:27] Senku**
The man who started the first
generation of Ishigami Village...
**[09:32] Senku**
was Ishigami Byakuya.
**[09:35] Senku**
My father.
**[09:48] Astronaut A**
*This is the Soyuz.*
**[09:50] Astronaut A**
* Commencing final preparations for docking*
* with the International Space Station.*
**[10:11] Astronaut B**
*Docking successful.*
**[10:21] (Flashback) Yakov**
Welcome to the
International Space Station!
**[10:24] (Flashback) Connie**
Y-You've had a long journey.
**[10:28] (Flashback) Byakuya**
Pleasure to work with you.
**[10:29] (Flashback) Dalia**
Sorry about my husband.
**[10:31] (Flashback) Dalia**
He's got a huge voice for
someone with no balls.
**[10:35] (Flashback) Byakuya**
I'm Ishigami Byakuya.
**[10:37] (Flashback) Byakuya**
This is Shamil.
**[10:39] (Flashback) Byakuya**
Nice to meet you.
**[10:42] (Flashback) Lillian**
Why are these hallways so narrow?
**[10:44] (Flashback) Lillian**
I'm not the same as y'all.
**[10:48] (Flashback) Lillian**
I spent 50 million dollars
to buy a seat in the Soyuz.
**[10:51] (Flashback) Lillian**
I'm a space tourist, I'll have you know.
**[10:53] (Flashback) Lillian**
And this is how you greet me, Diva Lillian?
**[11:00] (Flashback) Lillian**
Don't tell me you don't know me!
**[11:02] (Flashback) Yakov**
N-No, of course I do.
**[11:04] (Flashback) Yakov**
I even have your CDs.
**[11:06] (Flashback) Lillian**
Then you get it, don't you?
**[11:08] (Flashback) Yakov**
I do.
**[11:09] (Flashback) Yakov**
C-Calm down.
**[11:10] (Flashback) Lillian**
Do you really?
**[11:19] (Flashback) Lillian**
Why are you laughing, Byakuya?
**[11:22] (Flashback) Lillian**
I could have kept it up a while longer.
**[11:24] (Flashback) Lillian**
Jeez!
**[11:25] (Flashback) Byakuya**
Sorry, it was just so bad.
**[11:29] (Flashback) Byakuya**
Who even talks like that?
**[11:31] (Flashback) Shamil**
What a way to start our stay.
**[11:33] (Flashback) Shamil**
Stop laughing and make her stop, old man.
**[11:36] (Flashback) Lillian**
I'm truly sorry, everyone.
**[11:39] (Flashback) Lillian**
I'm Lillian Weinberg.
**[11:41] (Flashback) Lillian**
I look forward to this coming week.
**[11:43] (Flashback) Lillian**
I'll try my best not to get in the way.
**[11:48] (Flashback) Yakov**
I thought the next week was going to be hell.
**[11:52] (Flashback) Dalia**
You got us good.
**[11:54] (Flashback) Dalia**
If you were being serious, one more
minute and I would have killed you.
**[11:59] (Flashback) Dalia**
I'm Dalia. Nice to meet you.
**[12:02] (Flashback) Dalia**
That trembling giant over
there is my husband, Yakov.
**[12:07] (Flashback) Yakov**
I thought I was going to have a heart attack.
**[12:10] (Flashback) Yakov**
Dalia and I were both doctors.
**[12:13] (Flashback) Yakov**
Talk to us if you ever feel sick.
**[12:16] (Flashback) Lillian**
That's reassuring. Thank you.
**[12:18] (Flashback) Byakuya**
Yakov's good to have around.
**[12:21] (Flashback) Byakuya**
It's his second time in space, after all.
**[12:24] (Flashback) Byakuya**
He's a bit of a wimp, but he's a veteran.
**[12:26] (Flashback) Dalia**
Why are you acting like
*you're* such a hotshot?
**[12:28] (Flashback) Shamil**
Knock it off, old man.
**[12:30] (Flashback) Yakov**
I'm kind of a big deal.
**[12:33] (Flashback) Dalia**
You, too. Don't get full of yourself.
**[12:35] (Flashback) Dalia**
The girl behind him is Connie.
**[12:38] (Flashback) Dalia**
She was a staffer at NASA.
**[12:43] (Flashback) Connie**
I-I'm...
**[12:46] (Flashback) Connie**
I'm a *huge* fan of yours, Lillian-san!
**[12:53] (Flashback) Lillian**
Huh?
**[12:56] (Flashback) Dalia**
That came out of nowhere, Connie.
**[12:59] (Flashback) Connie**
Um...
**[13:01] (Flashback) Connie**
That's all.
**[13:03] (Flashback) Yakov**
Come on, Connie-chan.
**[13:05] (Flashback) Yakov**
Get in there and demand an autograph.
**[13:08] (Flashback) Yakov**
Go on!
**[13:10] (Flashback) Connie**
May I... have your... autograph?
**[13:14] (Flashback) Lillian**
Sure, of course.
**[13:17] (Flashback) Connie**
Thank you!
**[13:19] (Flashback) Yakov**
Did you see my assist?!
**[13:22] (Flashback) Byakuya**
Well, I guess it's time to set the stage
for a proper greeting for Diva Lillian,
**[13:27] (Flashback) Byakuya**
who spent 50 million to get here.
**[13:32] (Flashback) Byakuya**
This'll be our background music
for the rest of the trip.
**[13:35] (Flashback) Connie**
Agreed!
**[13:36] (Flashback) Dalia**
Let's play it at least a hundred times a day.
**[13:38] (Flashback) Lillian**
No! Please, no! That's too embarrassing!
**[13:41] (Flashback) Lillian**
I'm sorry, I really am!
**[15:09] Lillian**
*That concludes my mini-concert in space.*
**[15:13] Lillian**
* I'm not masochistic enough*
* to want to sing live*
**[15:15] Lillian**
*in front of my astronaut buddies,*
**[15:17] Lillian**
*so you'll have to let me off the hook now.*
**[15:19] Lillian**
*See you, fans!*
**[15:24] (Flashback) Lillian**
Aren't y'all going to use the
comms, Shamil and Byakuya?
**[15:28] (Flashback) Lillian**
To contact your family or anything?
**[15:30] (Flashback) Shamil**
No need.
**[15:32] (Flashback) Shamil**
I don't have family.
**[15:33] (Flashback) Lillian**
What about you, Byakuya?
**[15:35] (Flashback) Byakuya**
I have a son named Senku,
**[15:39] (Flashback) Byakuya**
but he's a bratty kid, like Shamil here.
**[15:42] (Flashback) Byakuya**
He has no interest in staying in touch.
**[15:45] (Flashback) Byakuya**
He's probably focused on his
research right about now.
**[15:54] Senku**
* The distribution of posts*
* about stone swallow figures*
**[15:57] Senku**
* being found around the*
* world is proportional*
**[16:00] Senku**
* to the distribution of*
* swallow populations.*
**[16:03] Senku**
* Calculating statistical*
* significance would be overkill.*
**[16:06] Senku**
* Which means these stone figures are*
* real swallows that have been petrified.*
**[16:12] Senku**
* Swallows being petrified*
* all over the world?*
**[16:15] Senku**
*That's so insane, it's hilarious.*
**[16:18] (Flashback) Senku**
This is exhilarating.
**[16:28] (Flashback) Byakuya**
Can't sleep?
**[16:30] (Flashback) Lillian**
Sorry, was I too loud?
**[16:33] (Flashback) Byakuya**
So loud, my eardrums popped.
**[16:40] (Flashback) Byakuya**
Sorry about that.
**[16:42] (Flashback) Byakuya**
You really like singing, huh?
**[16:48] (Flashback) Lillian**
I've been singing my whole life.
**[16:49] (Flashback) Byakuya**
Since you were a kid?
**[16:52] (Flashback) Lillian**
I picked up a record in the trash one day.
**[16:57] (Flashback) Lillian**
I've been listening to songs every day since.
**[17:02] (Flashback) Lillian**
Then, one day, my record player broke down.
**[17:07] (Flashback) Lillian**
After that, I started singing for myself.
**[17:10] (Flashback) Lillian**
Singing was just so much fun.
**[17:14] (Flashback) Lillian**
I want all kinds of people from
all around the world to hear me sing.
**[17:20] (Flashback) Lillian**
If it makes people appreciate the world
and feel glad they were born,
**[17:26] (Flashback) Lillian**
that would make me so happy.
**[17:28] (Flashback) Lillian**
Just as I felt back then...
**[17:35] (Flashback) Byakuya**
Sorry about that.
**[17:37] (Flashback) Lillian**
This is seriously embarrassing.
**[17:42] (Flashback) Byakuya**
Hey...
**[17:45] (Flashback) Byakuya**
Would you mind letting Senku
hear you sing someday, too?
**[17:53] (Flashback) Lillian**
Of course.
**[17:57] (Flashback) Miso**
Hey!
**[17:58] (Flashback) Miso**
I'm miso soup!
**[18:00] (Flashback) Miso**
Help me!
**[18:01] (Flashback) Miso**
I don't want to get eaten!
**[18:03] (Flashback) Miso**
Whew, I'm flying!
**[18:04] (Flashback) Miso**
Zero gravity!
**[18:05] (Flashback) Miso**
I'm free!
**[18:11] (Flashback) Byakuya**
Oh, no, you don't!
**[18:12] (Flashback) Connie**
What are you doing?
**[18:16] (Flashback) Byakuya**
Want to try some Japanese, Shamil?
**[18:20] (Flashback) Shamil**
This nutrient jelly is enough for me.
**[18:23] (Flashback) Byakuya**
For every meal?!
**[18:25] (Flashback) Byakuya**
D-Don't you get tired of it?
**[18:31] (Flashback) Byakuya**
Here.
**[18:35] (Flashback) Lillian**
What's that? Noodles?
**[18:37] (Flashback) Byakuya**
It's ramen that I had custom-made.
**[18:39] (Flashback) Byakuya**
It's the same taste you can get at the
popular spot my son Senku and I frequented.
**[18:44] (Flashback) Shamil**
I don't deny that you have good
taste, but you're pampering us.
**[18:49] (Flashback) Shamil**
The Space Agency people are here to work.
**[18:53] (Flashback) Shamil**
Humans don't need to have fun to survive.
**[18:56] (Flashback) Byakuya**
Come on, just try it.
**[18:58] (Flashback) Byakuya**
It'll shock you.
**[19:15] (Flashback) Byakuya**
See?
**[19:16] (Flashback) Byakuya**
Isn't it scary good?
**[19:17] (Flashback) Lillian**
Really? Can I try some?
**[19:21] (Flashback) Shamil**
No...
**[19:23] (Flashback) Shamil**
Look.
**[19:24] (Flashback) Shamil**
Outside the window.
**[19:27] (Flashback) Shamil**
At Earth.
**[19:38] (Flashback) Byakuya**
Senku!
**[20:12] (Flashback) Shamil**
Why?!
**[20:13] (Flashback) Shamil**
I can't get in touch with
either NASA or Roscosmos!
**[20:16] (Flashback) Lillian**
Is it broken?
**[20:17] (Flashback) Byakuya**
No, no one's responding.
**[20:19] (Flashback) Connie**
N-No one's responding over
amateur radio, either.
**[20:22] (Flashback) Dalia**
That light...
**[20:24] (Flashback) Dalia**
Something must have happened on the surface.
**[20:25] (Flashback) Dalia**
Something terrible.
**[20:28] (Flashback) Connie**
L-Like a nuclear war?
**[20:31] (Flashback) Dalia**
Don't even talk like that!
**[20:35] (Flashback) Byakuya**
Yes!
**[20:36] (Flashback) Byakuya**
The Internet works.
**[20:38] (Flashback) Lillian**
Is anyone tweeting about the situation?
**[20:45] (Flashback) Byakuya**
No good.
**[20:46] (Flashback) Byakuya**
Everyone around the world stopped
posting at the same time.
**[20:49] (Flashback) Byakuya**
I know! The live cameras!
**[20:56] (Flashback) Byakuya**
There!
**[20:59] (Flashback) Byakuya**
What the hell is this?
**[21:01] (Flashback) Byakuya**
Statues?
**[21:04] (Flashback) Lillian**
Is this even possible?
**[21:17] (Flashback) Connie**
Oh, God...
**[21:25] (Flashback) Yakov**
We shouldn't do anything rash.
**[21:26] (Flashback) Yakov**
Let's wait here.
**[21:28] (Flashback) Yakov**
There are seven billion
humans on the planet.
**[21:31] (Flashback) Yakov**
Let's wait for the survivors to contact us.
**[21:33] (Flashback) Yakov**
They'll help us!
**[21:35] (Flashback) Shamil**
Wait for how long?
**[21:37] (Flashback) Shamil**
A month?
**[21:38] (Flashback) Shamil**
Two months?
**[21:39] (Flashback) Shamil**
With humanity in this state,
**[21:41] (Flashback) Shamil**
we don't have any hope of
a rescue out here in space.
**[21:50] (Flashback) Byakuya**
Let's go back to Earth.
**[21:54] (Flashback) Yakov**
What are you talking about, Byakuya?!
**[21:56] (Flashback) Yakov**
I told you, there are seven billion people!
**[21:59] (Flashback) Yakov**
Someone will come help us!
**[22:00] (Flashback) Byakuya**
No, Yakov.
**[22:04] (Flashback) Byakuya**
We're the last six humans.
**[22:09] (Flashback) Byakuya**
Wait for help?
**[22:11] (Flashback) Byakuya**
You're wrong.
**[22:14] (Flashback) Byakuya**
We're going to help *them*.
**[22:17] (Flashback) Byakuya**
All seven billion humans.
***SIGN*** A Hundred Nights and a Thousand Skies
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